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Which websites should you NOT trust? Why? wikapdia, any clown can post what ever they please as a fact with nothing to back it up, it may be corrected quickly or not so quickly, either way if you arrive at the wrong time you can be getting inaccurate information.

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Will we see a new soccer power from North America, Africa or Asia to break the monopoly of the South Americans and Europe at the next year World cup in South Africa? no, I don't think so, but I will be watching intently.

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What do you like to keep an eye on? The prize.

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What landmark is your town or city most famous for? Images if possible. The Atlantic ocean.

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How do you feel after a morning swim in the ocean? wet, and salty

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I forgot mnemonics for integers in Math... Any examples? what do you need a mnemonic for? If it's a whole number either positive or negative it is an integer. if it isn't whole it's not.

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If a batter starts with 2 feet in the box but during his swing he pulls his foot out of the box and hits the ball. is the batter out? yes, it cost Hank Aaron a home run against St. Lois in 1965 .

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Do you wear contact lens, glasses or neither? Since my laser eye surgery neither I tried contacts but they were not conducive to my job, so I wore glasses for a long time.

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What movie do you know the dialogue so well that you could star in a remake if they started filming tomorrow? (Let's just assume you can act, look good and have no stage fright)What role would you play? Both Ace Ventura films,Most parts in Caddyshack, and The blues brothers.

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Have you ever performed a random act of kindness for an animal or person? I like to feed parking meters when I see the traffic cop coming down the street.

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Where do you look for love? You don't need to look, it finds you, usually when you least expect it.

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What did music sound like in the 1600's? mostly live.

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How many friends do you really have? about three.

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Do you ever feel like that you just can't win? No matter what you do somebody is going to tell you it's wrong or nothing seems to go right? What do you do? Every time I think I am finally getting my "sh*t" together, something happens to put me back in the hole. I just keep working my ass off every day, either I will get to even or get hit by a bus. either way I will eventually reach peace. just refuse to give up.

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Do you ever text somebody just cause you are in the mood to flirt around? Do you have a specific person that that is? yes, and yes. ( also I really like/lust her)

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What was the last thing you painted? my accent wall( "Jamaica blue sea")

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How many have or had a "Hoola Hoop?" Can you still use it? I can do it but I don't currently own one.

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What really happened to John F. Kennedy? Aliens from outer space were upset about the space race so they made an example out of him. As a result humans haven't progressed passed the moon since... or have we???

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Is taking away your teenager's phone just about the worst punishment to give them (as far as they are concerned)? When I was a kid not being allowed to go outside was the worst punishment, but now, I guess being made to go outside would be the worst.

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If your bedroom had to be either very hot (>80F) or very cold (<60F), which would you pick? I live in Miami; I work in a kitchen with no ac. 80 is like a day off! I grew up in Minnesota cold is not a friend of mine, but 60 is nothing. I'd rather sweet than shiver.

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Tell me one thing you feel you must have with you at all times? keys. my door likes to lock it's self. if I don't have keys I cant even sleep in the car.

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Can you give me one uncommonly used word and it's definition? kakistocracy- Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. A good word to know because it's a better fit than the "democracy" we live in.

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Do reptiles build nests? I know alligators, crocodiles, turtles and at least some snakes do. I can't say all of them do how ever.

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Are you pro or anti gun control? I'm for personal rights, I don't own a gun but I am for the right of others to own them, same goes for gay rights, religion, abortion, smoking, or eating trans-fats, but I think everyone should have the right to make decisions without the government babysitting us.

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What if all people are uneducated? In order to answer the question we must define the line between uneducated and under educated. My opinion is that it is impossible to be overeducated therefore everyone is undereducated, if you are a cognoscente human being the you must have received some kind of education at least on a most basic level.

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Men do you dress to the left or right? left.

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If you want to read a book while happily sitting outside, where would (or do) you go? The pool.

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Do you think you'll be in exactly the same place in 1 hour from now.....? In relation to the earth, yes; in relation to the cosmos not even close. in fact I'm not in the same place as when I first read the question 30 seconds ago in that regard

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How do I focus my attention on boring textbook? turn off the PC for starters.

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...when you look in your pantry... what item do you panic when you realize you are "out of it"?... Garlic, I keep back ups of everything else so when one is gone i have a fresh one. then the empty sits on the counter till i buy a new back up. but garlic just vanishes into the twilight zone.

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What Easter Candy have you already bought this year? I haven't bought any. but I'm totally buying some jelly beans next trip to the store!

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What are some businesses and/or products that require little or no advertising? I think McDonalds, and Coke, could stop advertising for a few weeks and not see a dip in sales.

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Would you like a peach, apple or orange for your fruit for the day? I do like peaches, but I don't think they are in season so I will go with an apple, Golden delicious, or pink lady please.

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What have you snacked on today? I just had a handful of peanuts.

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How many songs with the word "rain" in their title can you name? "no rain" by blind melon. "Stormy Monday" T-bone Walker

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First state, are you male or female. If you knew you could cheat on your significant other and never get caught, would you? I'm male, no, I have been on the cheated end of a relationship. If I feel the need to stray I will end the current relationship before I cheat.

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It's late! Why are you just now getting home?! I was at work

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What are your biggest concerns about the Royals going into the 2009 Season? They are going to have to face my Twins, should be your biggest concern!!!

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Is your watch waterproof? It's a dive watch, so yes.

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Skirt with no panties: Hot or Trashy? why can't it be both? sometimes trashy is hot.

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If at first you dont succeed___________________ (fill in the blank) give up and find something your better at.

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Whats Worse,,Toothache or Hangover? toothache, the hang over is self-induced and self curable. I'd rater drink water than go to the dentist.

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Did you know that daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. 1 liter huh. At what temperature and pressure is that liter? I mean to ask. Is the volume measured pre or post rectal escape?

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If we ever made living on the moon a possibility, an actual safe one, would you? No, it's too plain, no atmosphere.

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Is anything tastier than a Coke? I prefer Pepsi, or heroin. depending on your meaning

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Where can i buy bacon salt? http://store.baconsalt.com/

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Do you think that Obama is going to be the first great president of our generation? No, I think Reagan was the first great president of "my" generation. I am cautiously optimistic on president Obama. I am a Libertarian and believe that the best government is a small government, neither Republicans(since Reagan) nor Demarcates (since FDR) have exercised that belief. I doubt that Obama will either. Government has two jobs in mt opinion 1)keep me safe, and 2) leave...

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What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard a doctor say? Oops! I have never broke a needle it someones arm till today.

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Is it attractive for pregnant women to show off their bellies? not really, but displaying the extra cleavage is!

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Does a lot of water actually cleanse your system from weed? No... THC, the active ingredient in weed, is fat soluble but they don't test for it in a urine sample. They test for an enzyme that your body produces to brake down the TCH. lots of water will dilute you urine enough that they will not detect the presents of that enzyme, but you will still have THC in you "system" for at least 30 days.

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Why do people have to resort to name-calling? I think I am going to cry! :( Because as a whole: people are ass-holes! Be the best you, and if if people make fun, be confident in that your are being the best person you can be. It's not worth crying or losing sleep over.

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How often do you go over your credit card limit? I am broke as hell, but I I have no debt. So I have that going for me.

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What do you think of kids getting to graduate after 10th grade? (article below) I am sure I could have past the GED in 7th grade because I have seen the test, and Peter Griffin could pass that test ( you know he's technically retarded). but high school is free and yea sometimes it sucks, but take advantage of it. I had friends that elected to take pottery for 3 hours a day, non of them are in the pottery business, and what did they learn?. I elected to challenge...

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How much will you pay for a great dinner? Simple, all of it! Food is my favorite thing on the planet, followed by drink. I grew up in the restaurant business, and was having trouble finding work so I recently enrolled in culinary school which has been to best decision in my life. My only complaint about school would be that the world is much bigger than France, but world and regional cuisine come in latter semesters.

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Who do you call the most on your cell phone or home phone? I haven't had a land line in several years... so nobody on that regard. Cell would be between my best friend Pete and the bank to see if I am overdrawn yet. However if you took my family as a collective group, they would run away with it, individually not so much, I have a large family.

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What do you're nextdoor neighbors do that you really hate? Their kids crying all the time and the constant door slamming. On a side note I think I may have to drop you from my friend list because of your new avatar... GO VIKINGS!!! Just kidding pal, on my friend list you will remain.

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Im getting sick. hat kind of soup are you going to make me? Bowler hat soup. I guess.

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Would you rather be buried or cremated? At that point I have other problems to worry about. Whats done with my carcass really makes no difference to me.

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How many people know your email adress on ab? Exactly 0.

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Do you have hippottmonstrousesquippadeliaphobia? No long words don't bother me.

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I'm in Vegas and a minor that attends school. We got today off for the election, are we the only city that did that? Here in Florida some schools were closed mostly because many schools are polling places as well. They don't what hundreds of strangers hanging around while there are kids in school.

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Do you mind criticism from others? I open to criticism when I'm wrong, but that situation has yet to present its self.

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I've heard some really nagative things about Obama. I've heard he used to a be in prison, he's Muslim, he thought the US had 57 states, and that he refuses to do the Pledge of Allegence. Is ANY of this stuff true about Obama? I think I saw a video were he said "I haven't had a chance to visit all 57 states yet" but it was little for than a slip of the tongue( I'm sure he knows that there are really only 53)

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I don't want to wait in line, should I Vote? I was in and out in 10 min no line at all, but my buddy waited 2 hours at his polling place. but yes you should vote maybe you will get lucky. On the other hand if you don't care enough to take the time then maybe you shouldn't, because your too lazy for your your opinion to matter to the world.

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What do you think will happen if Obama or Mccain wins the elections? absolutely nothing.

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The mayor of New York City has signed a law that will allow him to run for a 3rd term next year. He says his city needs him to guide them through the current financial crisis. What do you think? I think bloomberg sucks but I don't live in NY so I can't do much about it.

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Soon I'll be out the door and on my way to the polls for the first time, any words of wisdom before I go? vote FOR someone you believe in, don't vote against someone you dislike. A third party vote is not a wasted vote despite what many will tell you.

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Does having a pimple or a blemish mark make you feel self conscious? sometimes size and location are key factors.

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How many Presidential campaigns have you voted in? counting today... 4

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Have you voted yet? Were the lines long? yes

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I just noticed we have a new category called "academic cheating". Anyone think all homework questions should be placed in that category since it's called "cheating". Not necessarily asking for the answer is cheating, asking how to do it is teaching.

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Do you think you could sit with a straight face while your very nice and well-meaning Russian doctor tells you that in order to reduce your cholesterol, you have to "cut the cheese"? :) No way! I may try to hold it in but that always makes the outburst of laughter louder and more obnoxious.

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Do you think your life would be easier if you made more money? It would solve a few problems.

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What helps you get thru the day without wanting to end your life when times get tough? The fact that the people who care about me(for some reason) would kill me if I were to kill myself

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My teenagers is driving me crazy, talking back, dirty room, curfew broken etc...how do you deal with your teenager? it's broken throw it away and start with a new one that works.

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Have the "Caveman" Commercials about played themselves out? "about"? They have been played out when somebody pitched the idea to make a television series based on commercial characters.

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Odds and Ends: How can you tell which is an odd, and which is an end? location, location, location.

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Is Halloween like a really big thing in America? Because I'm seeing so many questions about it, and it's not for ages yet. I don't think anybody here really cares that much... It's fun for kids who get to dress-up and go pan handling for candy, an excuse for older kids to go ciuse trouble, and (like new years eve) a reason for even older kids to go out and get boozed up. At some point it also become a reason for pretty young ladies to dress like whores for a night (I'm not complaining but I don't get it).

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Do you think it's racist to see a picture of Obama on a fake $10 dollar bill with chicken, watermelon and beer??? The lady who sent that newsletter out said she didn't make the connection...what do you think b.s or not? I see the stereotypical racist implication. but as a white guy I like all three items, so whats the point?

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What is the least likely compliment you will ever receive? You have a beautiful nose.

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It seems Obama's buddy, Bill Ayers wrote in a book that Sirhan Sirhan (Robert Kennedy's assasin) is a hero. How can anyone who loves America vote for Obama? because people have problems, and for some reason they think that the government has the ability to solve those problems. Based on past history(regardless of party affiliation)I don't see how anyone can be that f-ing stupid! The federal government is one of the least efficient entities in the world. If it was a business it would have been out of business years ago.

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Am I the only one here on AB that can no longer hear the song "The Joker" without thinking about Midnighttoker? I think of "really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree" first.

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Aguafina53 said that my name Sexy C is inappropriate, and won't be my friend because of it...do you think it's inappropriate? why would you want to be friends with a busy-body like that anyhow? Sounds like a pretty good way to avoid being on the friends list of someone who you don't want to associate with anyway to me!

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Have you ever visited the Staue of Liberty? If so, was it before all the security measures, when you could actually go up in it? Yes, but it was like a 4 hour wait so we didn't go up.

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Who has cooler gadgets: James Bond or Inspector Gadget? Inspector Gadget. Now if he only knew how they worked!

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Cheerios or Rice Krsipies? Rice Krispies, I like to converse with my breakfast.

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Should parents choose to have children, if they know they will have a disability It's up to them, to choose. I say yes but I respect others right to choose for them selfs. whether I disagree with them or not it's not my place or anyone elses place to make that choice for them.

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What is your favorite "wintertime meal"? Fondue.

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Your thoughts on Cyber school vs. Public school for our children? I just put my oldest two in Cyber school and they LOVE it! The Public school is outraged at me for making this decision for my kids. How do you feel about the two schools? I don't know, but part of public school is about meeting, interacting, and socializing with people of there own age in person.

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Do guys like shoes that have heels or flats better? From a comfort stand point I prefer a flat tennis shoe. However sometimes I need to "look professional" and yes mens dress shoes do have heals so I wear what is required, and my dress kicks are pimp but uncomfortable. If you mean on women. it doesn't matter but tall heals do help make her butt look better. But platforms just look silly to me.

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What do you value most Clean socks

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Does porn precipitate sexual misconduct, pedophilia, or rape in SOME people? (I'm not saying all people.) Statistics say the opposite.

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Do you like Frank Caliendo? Which of his impersonations do you enjoy the most? No, I don't.

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Would it be wrong to tell your aunt that you have a crush on her. It is just a bad idea to have a crush on your aunt in the first place.

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Do you think Hilary might have won her party's nomination had she been prettier? She would have won if Florida and Michigan votes would have been known to count from the get-go. Both states would have had a greater turn out and a big boost for Hillary. And I think it will hurt the Dems in the general election.

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What do you think about christians getting tattoos? Same as I think of anyone with ink. Either that is interesting and well done and I wounder what motivated them to get that put there, or wow that is horrible what were they thinking. religion is not a factor.

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How do i change a oil pump 94 dodge A dodge what? Invest in a "Haynes Repair Manual" for your vehicle. It has step by step procedure with pictures for you to follow. If you cant do it with one of those then pay someone else to do it for you.

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What is your sport of choice? I played hockey growing up and turned down a D3 school scholarship in Minnesota to move to Florida and peruse my dream of studying coral reefs. now I'm doing neither but I am a big fan of watching Premier League Football. As far as a participation sports it is between golf and bowling. My least favorite sport is by far basketball.

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One of my boyfriend's guy friends wont let his girlfriend wear make up and he gets angry if she does. I cant understand why she listens to him or why he wouldn't want her to anyway. Any ideas? Natural can be quit sexy, and too many girls(especially younger ones) over do the make-up which is not attractive.

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Generally speaking, do girls prefer guys with long or short hair? I can only speak for me ,but I dig the short hair. It doesn't get in the way when I want to nibble on her neck and ears. However a girl with long hair who keeps it up works also. Either way long or short hair is not a deal breaker as long as she isn't a vegetarian or even worse a vegan!

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I'm a businessman in my 40s. What might a teenager find attractive in me? I don't know MR. R Kelly maybe you should try pissing on them.

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How do I clean my silver rings? They have amber in them, so I don't want to hurt the amber. I use white vinegar, let them soak over night, give it a rinse and its good to go.

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Do you still think as highly of answerbag as you did when you first logged in/joined? I still enjoy it but I spend a lot less time here.

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I just found out my guy friend made out with Mario Lopez... should I tell his girlfriend? I think Zack and Slater have an open relationship. None of your businesses.

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What does it mean when all your fingernails are broken? It means you have short finger nails.

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Is it ok for a guy in highschool to cook? Not only is it ok it's pimp! Never cook for a girl on the first date, it's a wast of energy for someone that may not appreciate it, daqte two or three is when you bust out your skills. also in college I sold food to the stoners after they got the munchies for beer money. I would turn $10 buck worth of food into 30-40 buck on a Friday night. The menu: egg sandwich, grilled cheese,...

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Who's heard of the new Windows 7? What are your thoughts about it? Better, worse, etc? My last computer was a gift, pc, and I told myself I would never get another pc. Like an alcoholic on a hang over I just bought a new computer and it is a pc running Vista and I hate it! I will again vow to go apple next time, but we'll see!

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Can you briefly just tell me one hard fact? Yes, this question, Although very interesting, is in fact a duplicate. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/86669

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Now that summer is over, do the sight of exposed feet and flip flops irritated you? No, it makes it easy to spot the tourists.

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Are people allowed up in the Statue of Liberty anymore? Or just on Liberty Island? I'm pretty sire you can still go up to the top. http://www.statueofliberty.org/Visiting_the_Statue_of_Liberty.html

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Are you bothered by ABers who can't spell? No, for one I am not a very good speller, and I also realize that this is an international site and some people my not be native English speakers.

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The great Paul Newman has died at age 83. What is your favorite film of his? Slap Shot

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Do you own a cheesehead? No, but I have a Viking helmet!

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What do you think the worst job to have is? According to Norm Macdonald in SNL bit the worst job is assistant crack whore.

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This is seriously the most dumbest, stupidest yet funny way to test for a pregnancy. You must visit this site, no joke. I am carrying the spawn of Satan, That right I got knocked up by Dick Cheney.

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Who's your favorite James Bond? Sean Connery , But I like Roger More also. I hated Pierce Brosnan, and I not sold on Daniel Craig yet.

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Do you have your baby book from when you were a baby? I'm the youngest of 7 I can barely find a single picture of me as a baby.

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If the U.S can't gather the money in time this could be a fulfillment of the biblical judgement on world economy, who else believe's we are living in the last days? No, I don't

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Why is the past important? Those who fail to learn from the past are destined to repeat it!

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If "falling in love" was a nice thing, why do people use a painfull verb to describe it ?? (Fall).. The "Fall" is not a painful verb. It is the landing that smarts like a son-of-a-bitch!

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Is it better to love a short girl than not a tall? YES!

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I have a douchebag of a teacher, one is total nuts and picks favorites way to much... and the other I'm scared of because If I do something wrong he will freak.. How do you guys cope with teachers you hate? I quite winning, do my work, and get the most I can out of the class. ( and keep your smart ass comments to yourself, I learned that the hard way).

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Where can I find job training for convicted felons don't most jails have education programs? take advantage of the situation that you created for yourself.

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Is there other life forms out there in the universe yes, with an infinite number of stares and and infinite number of planets in the universe. it is rather egotistical to believe we are alone. Do I think we are being visited by these other life forms? not so much.

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Check Engine light on 2002 Kia Optima. What does this mean? The first thing I would check is to make sure the gas cap is on tight.

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Who do you think could be a better president than George Bush? My general rule of thumb for politics is that any one smart enough to do the job is too smart to want the job.

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When is the best time to catch you at home? between 2 am and 7 am, but I may not be in a good mood if you drop by then.

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What drink is better Mountain Dew or Sprite? MT. Dew

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Can you name a song title containing the word "ride"? Ride Natty Ride- Bob Marley (he also do "Riding High")

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I realize that my avatar can be offensive to some people. Does it offend any of you? If so I will change it. Keep it even if someone does find it offensive. The world is hypersensitive to every little thing these days. If you like it have some conviction and stand up for yourself.

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What comes to mind when you hear the word "extreme"? The bullies from Harald and Kumar go to White Castle.

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Guys, can we please make a concerted effort as a community to stop answering duplicate questions? Some are ambiguous, but when I see 10+ answers to, "Whats your fav. Ice cream?"........Please, if you don't want to flag them, at least don't encourage them. Strawberry ice cream followed by mint chip.

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How come you never return my pens? They were dry so I thew them away.

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Does anyone else find bourbon tastes better with Pepsi than Coke? I prefer Pepsi over Coke with my rum and my bourbon with just ice.

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Were your teachers often wrong? Since I was a C student yet am never wrong then yes the teachers were wrong 20-30% of the time.

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Do you find ralph nader sexy? No but Ralph Parker grew into a good looking guy.

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Should our kids start learning Mandarin? No, they should learn Tangelo. (clowns hate tangelos!)

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If you were a porn star what would your name be? Peter Package, Leonerd Loins, or Wayne Weener

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Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, eating his Christmas pie. Stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a _______________ and said, "What a good boy am I!" plum

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What would you pack in a zombie 'survival bag'? Lots of bullets and something blunt.

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I'm going for a nice long run - who wants to join me? Are we being chased?

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Do you know what its like to be the sad man behind blue eyes? Officially they are Hazel but depending on how much sleep I get they tint a bit blue or green.

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On Christmas morning, do you have breakfast then open your gifts or do you just wade into the presents and eat later? Growing up it was presents then breakfast, Now that we are grown and not living at the house breakfast comes first.

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Where are your car keys? On my key chain.

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What video games are in your Best List? space invaders. (I'm old)

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Do you prefer tortilla chips, corn chips or cheetos? I like them all, but right now I would like some Cheetos.

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What is your favorite ice hockey movie? Slapshot

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In order of Best to Worst, how do you like the following: The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, American Dad, and Futurama? Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, Futurama, King of the Hill.

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Which boxer used to enter the ring to tina turner's 'simply the best'? Ike Turner?

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We just roasted smores on a starter log, only to find out that it specfically says not to cook food over the flames. Oops. What have you done only to find out later that you 'shouldn't' have? When a police officer asks you a question "None of your business" is the incorrect answer.

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Does it tick you off when you see someone washing like 5 tiny items, wasting and entire wash and rinse worth of water, and 45 minutes of gas and electric drying them? Only if they are taking up a washdry unit that I need to use.

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Have you ever prepared a grilled cheese sandwich on a grill? Wouldn't it be more correct to call it a fried cheese sandwich? In a restaurant kitchen what you may call a griddle or flat-top is usually called a "grill". What many would call a grill or bbq is known as a broiler. Sandwiches such a grilled cheese, or Reubens, are made on the flat top grill.

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Whenever we grocery shop, every week we have to go back into the store because they ripped us off for like 10+ dollars. Do you check your reciepts? Or are you a lemming ripe for the ripping-off? I check to make sure I didn't get charged twice for one item but I don't usually check the pricing of each item.

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Why has the new not dicussed Michelle Obama 's racially charged thesis? http://www.politico.com/pdf/080222_MOPrincetonThesis_1-251.pdf This link dose not work any longer, but my guess would be because the news media wants Obama to win.

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What is your favorite scallop recipe? Wrap those bad boys in bacon.

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Red lipstick-sexy or scary? Depending on the circumstances it could be either or. Given the proper circumstances a little of both at the same time!

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If you are familiar with him, do you think Carlos Mencia is funny? He was funnier when he was doing the same bits under the name "Sam Kinison". I attached just one example, there are several more.

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If there was some strange law in your country forcing people to get either a tattoo or a body piercing, which would you opt for? Or would you move to another country? I would probably move out of suspicion for my governments motives for such a law. (my nipple is already pierced)

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If the AB had a fantasy football team, what player would you draft to play on your AB team? Knowing my gambling luck I would probably have gotten Tom Brady on my team and been F***ed 10 minutes into the season!

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Do u guys trust pregnancy tests? More than the random strangers that people ask on AB, "AM I pregnant?".

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If you were fabulously rich, would you have a solid gold toilet paper roll holder? no gold pure gold is much too soft to make anything useful out of. Platinum on the other hand would work nicely.

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I was sure the American men would win gold in baseball, their national sport, at the Olympics. Who else is shocked and disappointed? I'm more surprised that the US women lost in softball than the men losing baseball.

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Do you use deodorant? How many times a week? Aerosol spray, stick or roll-on? yes, 7, stick.

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Do you think that our government controls the Press/Media? I think that you have it backwards.

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Is 5'8'' short for a man? No, that is a freakishly large penis size.

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What do you think the KKK will do if obama is the next president? They will continue to "do" close relatives.

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How big is the bed you sleep in? wouldn't you like to know? ;)

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Can you finish this sentence? Behold the power of______. "gray-skull"

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What's your favorite condiment OTHER than ketchup? mayo.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "baby, baby"? lead zeppelin

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Do you like your nose? yes it convenient for smelling things.

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Who do you hate the most, besides me? You pretty much covered it. but I also hate Sears

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Does anyone have any ideas for welcoming a submariner home? open windows, plenty of fresh air and light.

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MY DUE DATE IS OCTOBER 1ST. WHEN DID I CONCEIVE? sometime shortly after intercourse.

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Can you take a famous movie quote and change it to make it funny? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! Diarrhea.

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Why are some people so inept at following directions? I give my home address, I'm right on the main street, and the number is on the front post - and people still can't find it. One woman said she drove all around town for an hour and couldn't find it. You make it sound like a bad thing, if they are to stupid to figure out how to get there, do you really want them there at all?

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Im scard Your also flagged

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I just went through a breakup. I did the breaking up and my ex isn't over me.. Like he told me he loves me even more now. He is my best friend (you cant give up 2 yrs) but it's hard knowing I cant do anything to help him get over me. What can I do? Have one of your hot slutty friends toss him off.

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Have you asked atleast 1000 questions on AB? No, I'm a few short of 100, but have answered closed to 3000.

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I have just learnt that my Cholesterol level is 9.7. How to get it down...Fast? Switch you morning cup of bacon fat for something like a cup of coffee instead for starters. You should also cut out you midnight snack that consisting of a stick deep fried butter. Lastly a jar of mayonnaise is not a well balanced meal!

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What is Samuel Johnson most famous for? To me being mentioned in an AB question is his greatest claim to fame.

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Who do you think has the best burgers, Mc Donalds, Burger King, Wendys, or Bobs Big Boy? I don't have Big boy in my area, and I don't eat a lot of fast food, but I do like to enjoy a whopper on occasion.

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What would be some good names for some new shows to be aired on the Comedy Channel? (Be Creative) They only have 2 or 3 places to squeeze it in, but I would call a show " The Neither The Daily Show Nor The Colbert Report". I swear those two guys are on more times a day than the god damn "Sham-wow" a-hole!

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Is it racist to put an American only dictionary on AB's spell checker? nationalistic, or elitist perhaps, but No American is not a race, In fact America is a collection of many different races.

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Here is ANOTHER "Ink Blot" to interpret. Be as specific as you can. There are no "right" or "wrong" answers. What do you see in this? Animals, people, objects, faces? A pair of thumbs up. upon longer inspection I can also make out a couple of Abe Lincolns.

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Our 17 year old niece is coming up to visit us for a few days. We just found out that she has been stealing from her family and other places. What valuables should we secure? I would get a solid dead bolt for the front door and not let her in.

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What should you put in your first post on a blog or say in your first video for a vlog? Sorry I don't have an answer, but is "vlog" really a word now? I think I will make up a new word such as "hyvds" It means artificial language.

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Anyone want a burrito ? they're chicken'? They should be scared if I'm around, but what kind of meat?

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Is my bf's sleep problem truly insomnia, the way he has "trained" his sleep pattern or his biological clock. He stays up until 4 or 5 am, can easily sleep 12 hours and has a VERY difficult time waking up? This is daily and can really be difficult. HELP! No, if he can sleep for 12 hours it is not insomnia. Insomnia is the inability to sleep at all or very little, he has the exact opposite of that. The time in which he goes to sleep is not a factor. I used to work in a bakery where I would work from 10 pm till 6 am. I was nocturnal but not an insomniac, I now work a regular 9-5 job and can't sleep for more than 2-3 hours at a time, and...

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What's the worst thing you've ever thrown up? blood, but I'm feeling much better now thank you!

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How many times a year do you get sick? (Cold or flu) Mentally- 5-8 times a day multiplied by 365= 1825-2920 times a year

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Why do girls not even notice me when I do nice things like open the door for them. No thanks or anything? There was a mafia movie, I can recall which one of hand . But there was a kid who was going on a date and one of the gangsters gave him the advice of "when you pick her up, unlock her door and then walk around the back of the car, If she reaches across and unlocks your door treat he with respect and marry her. If she doesn't kick her out onto the curb the date is over, becouse that...

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If U.S. Senators are so damned important how can they take a year or more off to run for President? I'm a political science major and have been politically active for decades and I don't know the answer. The simple answer is they are not very important. the next answer is that the office of the president is even less important. I personally prefer a government that dose as little as possible.

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Do you want to see Graceland? Only if to piss on it! Elvis was one of the most over-rated ripoff artists in the history of music. he stole every song he preformed from poor black musicians who couldn't get a fair contract or radio air time becouse of the color of their skin. the mere mention of the name Elvis makes me physically ill! The only thing that makes him a "king" is that he died while sitting...

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Can you help me solve the question to this equation (2-6*4/2) yes, but I'm no going to, It would help you more to do it yourself.

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What are some prejudices that you know you have but feel like you can never get rid of? I have a really hard time taking anyone with a southern draw seriously. I know they can be just as intelligent as anyone, but the just sound to stupid to take seriously to me. ( I know its bad but you asked) For example I like cooking shows but Paula Dean is three IQ points short of Peter Griffin. ya'll

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Have you ever liked/dated someone outside your creepy age? ((Your age/2)+7) I have only dated one girl younger than myself and she was only three months younger. All others have been older, but not in the creepy age according to your equation, but I would be cool with dating someone where I fell into the creepy zone.

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I am wearing blue jeans and converse shoes (red with black). What color should my casual shirt, or dress shirt be? Or my short-sleeved t-shirt? I am going to wear that with a dark brown blazer. I have an assortment of Vans old Schools in many colors, my rule is to match the shirt with the shoes. so if you have a shirt with red and black go with that. A tee shirt with a sport coat would be awesome!

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I HAVE A 1994 CHEVROLET ASTRO VAN . BUSTED RADITAOR AND REPLACE IT. NOW THE TEMP GUAGE DOESNT WORK .. WHY WOULD THAT BE? OneUp pretty much covered the reasons but left out that maybe it has to do with your caps lock!

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Why has god betrayed me? Hes very busy, and in the grand scheme of things you and I are of very little importance.

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"Mission to Mars" or "Red Planet"? I haven't seen mission to mars but my pal dragged me to red plant, and I think it was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I still give him shit about it! what was the deal with the robot that malfunctions goes on a rampage then just cruises away across the open desert? oh and Val Kilmer is a horrible actor.

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What state agency would you have to contact in order to suggest an additional speed limit sign be placed on a particular road? My guess is the Dept. of Transportation, is that right? How would you go about presenting the request to them? I don't know but on an episode of "Malcolm in the Middle" Hal took it upon himself to build a speed bump in front of the house to deter a chronic, speeder.

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What are some other things to do with old bananas? (Besides banana bread...) remake the classic slapstick gag of slipping on the peel.

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Water smoker, Chips above, or below the heating element? Electric non charcoal smoker. This is killing me, I cannot get his thing to smoke. unfortunately you have been suckered into a contraption that doesn't work. In order to properly smoke meat you need to burn wood in a separate vessel and funnel the flavor giving smoke to the target meat via a chimney. the point is to let the low heat of the smoke to do the cooking not the fire or heating element itself. The design of your contraption is inherently flawed for this goal....

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Have you ever experienced a really bad tornado, hurricane or earthquake? No, but I have been through blizzards, floods ,and hurricanes. I WOULD like to feel an earthquake at some point in my lifetime!

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How would you react if a complete stranger tried to hug you? Honestly, I would probably react extremely defensively. If I don't know you then don't touch me!

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What is one thing you never forget to do? Wash my hands after using the restroom, before cooking, and after handling raw meats. Also I never forget to buy smokes if I have less than 3 left.

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What is tempting you right now? whipped cream, and sins of the flesh. With a handle like mine I had to give a response!

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WHY WE DO NOT USE GOMUTRA TO RUN THE BIKE? I don't understand your question but there is no need to yell.

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Why do most of the people hate gay people? I think most people don't give a rats-ass one way or the other.

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What advice would you give to a first time hunter? Don't go with Dick Cheney.

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How would you deal with a person who repeatedly says disrespectful/inappropriate comments but claims it's OK because they were just kidding & does not expect any type of a retaliation. I have a pretty think skin so it is difficult to offend me and would be happy to dish it right back at them. Otherwise I would probably not associate with that person. If that was unavoidable due to a work relationship then I would let a superior know the situation.

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Can you believe it, two years of campaigning and Obama and Mccain are whats left? Yes I can believe it, but then again I am a cynic.

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Why do some say the "internet bullying" is a problem, when it's perfectly avoidable. If a kid is getting made fun of in a chatroom why doesn't he just leave? Does anyone else think that people are exaggerating this subject? I think people are hypersensitive these days about many things this being just one example.

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When you have had a stressful day, where do you go to hide? The bar.

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Am I feuling sexism by choosing to take 'female' roles? eg. dishes, cooking, cleaning We all have our roles in a household in order to make it functional. I (as a male) do the cooking, my lady does the laundry. It is not an issue of sexual organs it is a function of dividing the workload.

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My youngest son wants to know what toy did you want the most as a kid? I wanted an archery set for years. I asked for one every birthday and Christmas from the age of 8 till I was 14. The first year I didn't ask for one at the age of 15 I finally got one for Christmas. The other thing I wanted (not a traditional boy toy) was an easy bake oven. My mother straight up told me I would never get one becouse "we already have an oven that you are welcome...

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Have you ever had to live in your car? Only for a few nights, but it looks live I live there sometimes!

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How long will the Jonas Brothers be famous? 6 more months. Then again in 6 years when one of each will appear on some reality based television shows similar to: "The Surreal Life", "Celebrity Fit Club", and "Intervention". (Thats it right there are three of them?)

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Who would win in a fight, Thomas Jefferson, or Tom Cruise? Ignoring the fact that TJ is in fact deceased. I would bet on him becouse he has a superior reach over the 4 foot 2 inch Cruise.

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Friday NIGHT! The party is at your house? What should I bring? A key becouse I'm not at home!

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Do you use molasses? (I have never used it) Only when I make BBQ sauce.

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Who would win in a fight in real life jonny dept or hugh grant which do you think I guess Johnny, but I would wager a 6-year old girl could pound both of them.

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What do you find easier to do, change a flat tire or help kids with there homework? Depends on the kids class.

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Have you ever had patron is it worth 75 dollars a bottle? ive never drinked any tequilla but it has me curious! It's better than your average tequila, but unless that is an extraordinarily large bottle(1.75l). I would do some price shopping becouse that is about twice retail. For that price you can find a fine aged sipping tequila.

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Is 14 too young to get a job? No, get to work!

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What would you do if Santa Clause flew into your bed, with elephants as eyelashes and your father's feet as eyes, and gave you a twinkie with four tulips protruding from his teeth? I don't know what you have, but sharing is nice.

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Teachers always use our kids to get a new tax passed or a pay raise, but why don't them have our kids in mind when they go on strike? Them uses kids for leverages.

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Do you think that the ability to cook, clean, and perform other domestic tasks is a factor for a man when choosing a wife? I prefer to do the cooking.

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How do i stop wetting my bed and pants Wear shorts or skirts, and sleep on the floor.

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What is the minimum number of active baseball players "ON THE FIELD" during any part of an inning? I would figure 10, but since this listed as a riddle I figure I must be missing a trick.

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What type of diving are you best at? Scuba.

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Barnacles have a penis which can be up to 15 times its body length. What amazing animal facts do you know? If you adjust the lighting so a chicken thinks a day is 26 hours long rather than 24 hours it will produce larger eggs.

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How long can sliced tomatoes be safely kept in fridge? Tomatoes should never be kept in the refrigerator. The cold temp damages the tomatoes cells, and natural enzymes destroying their flavor.

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What really gives you the creeps? Ticks and leeches.

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When I was a kid, we went to all my friends houses, looked through the cupboards, and found that the common denominator in everyones' kitchen was a can of Campbells Tomato Soup. Do you have one in YOUR cupboard? No, but I do have cream of mushroom.

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Why won't girls eat bananas in front of guys? they are saving room for the corn dogs and Popsicles.

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What do you do during the Half Time Show? If it is the super bowl. I usually pity the performers.

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Do you wish they would televise more Olympic events? Isn't it amazing that there is actually life beyond swimming, gymnastics, and beach volleyball? Yes, but I'm not the least bit surprised at the lack of coverage. I am actually relatively surprised at some of the sporting diversity I HAVE seen relative to past years. All though only in small spinets I have scene some handball, fencing (only shown becouse the US women swept, a lot of boxing, badminton, even table tennis, rowing, equestrian events, a flash of weight lifting. so...

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When are nfl season tickets sent out My pops got his about three weeks ago. (Vikings)

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How do you make homemade fudge? sorry it's my great grandfathers recipe and cant be shared, but next time I make a batch I'll send you some.

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Where in the body would you find the patella It is your knee cap.

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What are the chances of ever finding someone after age 29? Am I too old to have a boyfriend? I think you'll be fine. I will be hitting 29+1 next month, and am still looking for love.

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Are you boycotting the Beijing Olympics? Yes, I actually swim faster than Phelps, but I choose not to go to china for my political convictions.

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What is your favorite Simpsons quote? pretty much any thing said by Ralph Wiggim. Like "over there is ware the leprechaun lives, he tells me to burn things." or " The doctor said I would have so many nose bleeds if I would just keep my finger out of there" or in regards to a fire "At my house we call em ught-ohs"

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Last night I went to the W hotel and was having dinner with friends at the hotel's restaurant and I can't tell you how unbelievably beautiful the women were there. All of them were thin, tall, had their hair beautifully styled and were wearing sexy dresse Is there a question?

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Clint Eastwood go must have about a 1,000 good lines from his movies. One of my favorites is "Go ahead-Make my day !" Can you name one and the movie it came from? Deep Impact.

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What will you say if your parents ask you to leave your house and never come back I would be confused since my house is 1500 miles away from my parents house.

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Does your conscience trouble you when you breach the speed limit? No it's mostly fear of getting a ticket that troubles me.

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What song would you want played at your funeral? ACDC- Highway to Hell.

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Have you ever eaten rattlesnake? No, but if you tell me where I can get some I'd like to try it.

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I just made, oatmeal scotchie's, with choclate chips and peanutbutter, what's the last thing you baked? The last thing I baked was a tres leches cake. I will probably bake some bread this week, I was going to do it today but I accidentally bought fast-rise yeast instead of active.

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Why is it called "Lukewarm"? Why not "Davewarm" or "Stevewarm"? becouse Luke underbid his quote on the rights to his name. I believe the next lowest bid was from Rosco.

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Would you live in a 55+ community and why or why not? I'm several years from making the age limit, but I am not a big fan of the busy-bodies that tend to marshal the neighborhood like they are the SS or KGB. So no I would not live in such a community.

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Why do they have to say "4 and 1/2 baths"? Where does that extra "half bath" go? What if I want an even number of baths? Build half of an outhouse, then you will have five, except when it rains then you will be at 5.5.

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Chicago or new york pizza? I prefer Chicago. (they have better hot dogs too)

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V8 juice, like or dislike? Dislike.

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Is the Yankees 2008 season sinking? Sinking, sank, sunk, stink!!!

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What do you have to do tomorrow? I have to replace the starter in my automobile.

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When faced with an emergency situation, the "first" rule to remember is to Survey the scene for safety.

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Do you use warm water or cool water while you brush your teeth? Cool.

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Have you ever had cantalope and prosciutto? OMG, how good is that? I prefer my Prosciutto melonless.

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What's your favorite sandwich without meat? Mine is a brie and tomato sandwich, with mayo, on fresh baked bread, of course. Simple, and tasty! Roasted peppers, fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, with some basil, olive oil, and balsamic vinegar, on a French baguette. (It's good if you add some prosciutto too)

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What is Paris Hilton's IQ? I don't know the number, but I believe it lies between that of Cabbage and Turnips.

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Why does Mark hate my guts? Because Mark Is an A-hole, and he owes me 20 bucks.

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Should girls wear boxers? Only if they are in fact boxing.

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Do you think Texas was right in executing a Mexican national for the rape, torture, and murder of two teenagers despite the objections of the International Court of Justice? I don't know the case but the international court is a completely worthless body with no power whatsoever. The issue of capital punishment is a long and drawn out one, but I'm not going to miss the guy!

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If you pictured, before you got a picture, how did you imagine me? Like the Muppet known as Beaker.

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It always hurts when I run head first into a brick wall, how can I make it stop hurting? You need to run faster and hit the wall harder. Eventually it will stop hurting.

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When someone says they are remaining in a domestic violence situation to get "resolution", what do they mean? They have gotten brain-damage, and are unable to make a rational thought.

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Hey. Could you stand another drink? unless the bottle is empty I'll have another.

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Is there any category that you are an 'expert' in, that you have no idea how you got that title? I'm an expert in injuries, go figure. I am not, but I am curious if you are an expert at causing or treating injuries?

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What question do you hope to never see on AB? Be creative ;) I cant say, becouse if I do it will then be on AB!

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Whats the best way to cure pinballs You aim for everything that is light, especially extra ball, beat the high score, and win a free game.

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Are you going to die alone? no, I'm taking as many politicians and religious fanatics down with me when I go.

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Can my employer charge me for my work uniform? yes.

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Eek! I was just ambushed by a spider! When squishing spiders do you go and look for a shoe or search frantically for any weapon that will suffice? I don't kill spiders. They are just hanging out doing their spider thing, and eating the bugs that are really gross.

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If you could have one thing to make life easier what would you want? A bottomless bank account.

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What are you currently hearing or listening to? I have a baseball game on.

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Do you like having bits of fruit in your yogurt? I'll take some fruit, but please hold the yogurt.

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Which would you rather have underneath your plane seat, a parachute or a flotation device? In the situation that either would be required I think a toilet would be more beneficial.

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Who is your closest family member? Geographically the 2nd oldest of my 4 sisters (about 6 blocks). Relationship wise my brother who is about 1500 miles away.

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Should we drill in ANWAR (Alaska) where there are proven oil reserves? yes, however the lack of oil isn't as big of a problem as the lack of refineries. Unless we build some new refineries the supply will continue to bottleneck when it comes to production yielding little benefit to the consumer.

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Could you or can you ride a skateboard without busting your butt? When was the last time you skateboarded? I used to be pretty good when I was a kid, but I'm pretty sure I'd kill myself if I got onto one now.

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Before I ask I want to say that I'm not having a go or trying to offend anyone... but as an Aussie I don't think soccer should be called football in our country. We have our own football (and sorry I think it's better) Does anyone agree? I'm an American and I call soccer football, it leads to confusion, but you play it with your feet.

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There is a really cute ❁Gucci❁ bag made for men (see pic in my answer). •Men: would you carry this around?• ☆Women: Would you buy one for your man?☆ No thanks I'm straight.

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What place do spiritual and/or religious beliefs play in your home and homelife? Spirituality a large portion while religion has very little place in my home.

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How would you distinguish between spirituality and religion? Is there a difference? Is it important? spiritualism is internal while religion is external. it is a huge and important difference.

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Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary-Ann, unfortunately in real life she was more interested in finding a Ginger.

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If you were to catch a player's milestone ball at a baseball game, would you actually just give the ball back to the player or would you sell it? If it's the wrong teams home run I'll toss it back onto the field. If it's my team I would give it to the player in exchange for a beer.

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When you do something embarrassing, are you more likely to laugh at yourself or get mad at yourself? It depends usually I laugh, but if I burn or cut myself while cooking I tend to get made at myself.

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If a devil worshiper was wrongly sent to heaven, would he beg to be returned to hell? Wouldn't they regard hell as their "heaven"? therefore they would assume they ended up in "heaven" (there "hell") becouse they did something wrong according to their beliefs.

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What video game do you think they should make? I want a new "Boulder's Gate" for the x-Box 360.

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Is conservatism opposed to rationalism? and why? I don't ussually answer political questions but since it is listed under philosophy I'll make a statement. Conservatism is not irrational but Republicanism is irrational and despite what many would like us to believe they are not the same thing.

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What is your ideal Vacation - i.e., cruise, resort, cabin on the lake, orient express through Europe.... etc. Scuba diving in the Caribbean.

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What would you think if someone told you they were asexual? I would question them on what they think the word "asexual" means becouse unless they are a protozoa they are mistaken.

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Do you think it would be a good idea, to go to each friend on your A/B list and answer one question? I have not spent much time hear lately and I totally should go and answer my friends Qs, but I am not going to do it tonight.

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As an adult have you ever bought a toy you desperately wanted as a kid, but didn't receive? I bought myself a unicycle about 6 weeks ago I first ask for one about 18 years ago. I also tend to buy myself yo-yo's on a fairly regular basis. I still buy and build model rockets on occasion.

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I am wanting to change my look...I wear women's plus clothes. I'm 24 and have always just worn jeans and t-shirts. I want to look like I care about the way that I look. Any suggestions of different things or places I could look? button up dress shirts unbuttoned enough to show some cleavage .

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Why god created the water? "IT" was thirsty?

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How big of a douche are you? medium, But I tend to think of me as more an asshole than a douche.

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If someone told you that he had never heard of the Beatles, what single song would you tell him to listen to? revolution 9. That is the only Beetles tune that as ever given me a good story to tell. The rest of their tunes I can take or leave ( I respect them, but am not much of a fan).

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If porn is so "Harmless", then why can't people under 18 years of age, watch it? The same reason a 21 year-old cant buy alcohol on Sunday in many places. Because our laws are based on a prudish puritanical belief system.

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Does your local cinema have midnight matinees? Isn't that an oxymoron?

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Whats in between your sofa? between my sofa and what?

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Who is your favorite star wars character? Jar jar binx, becouse he annoys hardcore star wars fanatics as much as they annoy me.

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What was the first movie you've ever watched at the cinema, mine was independence day? I saw ET at the drive-in. I don't recall the first one I saw at a regular theater, but the first movie I saw on VHS was Das Boot (with subtitles).

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Who would do a poor job watching your back? (Be creative) Stevie Wonder

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What do you think has caused parents to let their children control them much or than in generations past? Parents are too concerned with being their kids friends than being their mentors and disciplinarians.

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What do you think is the most important room in a home? kitchen

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What was your elementary school mascot? I think is was the Black Bears.

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Do you trust celebrity endorsements? no more or less than anyone else who gets paid to endorse a product.

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3 part question: A: Do you own a gun? B: How many? C: male or female? Yes, One, Male

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How quickly does the lobster die after it is dropped in hot water? I always kill it before it goes in, and I steam them rather than boil them.

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Applejuice vs grapejuice? grape juice is my favorite over all other juices.

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OK my Girl, she treats me like shit and we argue for stupid stuff and when we argue she realy says a lot of ofensive things, she says its because her X was abusive and it just got stuck to her to be like that, But our love is strong, should I dump her? Throw her away and find a better one.

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What flavor gum turns guys on the most? I'm still working on it... a vagina flavored gum.

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Do any of you adults on AB still play video games? Do you even have time to? I go in cycles. I'll geek out on a game for a few days. Then I wont even think about playing for a few weeks.

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Why are guys so timid about asking out girls? fear of rejection.

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Who loves to karaoke? No, I like listening to other sing it even less.

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Words are as powerful as actions. Do you agree or disagree? Why? I find actions to be more powerful. Do what I say not what I do is an ineffective teaching method, leading by example works much better.

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Can someone please come up with something better than the watchpin for keeping watches on bands? Why, in the 21st Century, are we still dealing with these hand-cramp inducing medieval torture devices? I wear a pocket watch.

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Is there a manager at every supermarket whose job is to post misleading advertisements and product placements in hopes that people won't check their reciepts? I figure it to be honest mistakes rather than deliberate trickery. Which is strange becouse I am rather jaded when it comes to most other things.

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Is anyone else afraid of Thunderstorms? Not the lightening so much, but the LOUD thunderclaps? sometimes it may startle me, but I love a real good thunderstorm. I pour a little brandy, grab a cuban, and chill on the porch to watch and listen.

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How bad is the traffic during bike week in October in Myrtle Beach, SC? Would it be OK to vacation there the two days prior to the start of bike week this year on Sept. 28th and 29th? We have two kids younger than 2yrs old with us. I don't know about Myrtle Beach, but Daytona, FL is ridiculous for a couple days before and after bike week. I would find a different beach or week.

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I ended my friendship with a close friend; we grew up together, and we were best friends at one time. For the past 5 yrs. or so, I have tried to make amends but, she wants nothing to do with me ever, and it's really hurting me. Thats a sad story, but to answer your question... wait what was the question?

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Does your S/O force you to wear a seatbelt? What does he/she usually say? She forces me by being a crappy driver. She simply scares me into wearing it. I also ussually have my eyes closed when she drives. I always wear my belt when I drive, but as a passenger in other peoples car I rarely do.

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One of my fish died :( Do i have to change the water in my tank or something? If you removed the dead fish promptly and have a biological filter going you shouldn't need to. If the dead fish shows a lot of decomposition or your bio-filter is "unseasoned" a water change would be a good idea. Of course any time you loose a fish you want to test the water in order to find out if a problem with the water was the cause of the death.

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Does anyone else think that seat belt laws for adults are unconstitutional (U.S.A.). The only one I hurt is myself so what gives them the right? First as others have mentioned driving is not a right, but a privilege. But that idea that Americans are "Free" is a fallacy. Take drug laws, and blue laws just as two of the many examples.

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Can you give an example in which "less is more" holds true? less noise is more silence.

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Which is longer: the White Nile or the Blue Nile? The White Nile (by one letter).

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Jimi Hendrix burned his guitar, what would you burn? BURN THE WITCH!!!

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Do you know a lady who came from deleuth, who got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth? Did she have manners or was she rather Uncouth?

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What is your favorite Olympic game you will watch starting August 8? I like the random events that rarely get any air time becouse they are busy giving background stories on what each athlete had to overcome to get there. (sorry for the little rant) But I like seeing things like judo, taekwondo, kayaking is super cool, archery, fencing, badminton, handball, vollyball,sailing, even table tennis. most of which will be lucky to even get a mention on the networks. ...

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What type of clothing is predominant in your wardrobe? If you count them individually then socks, if you count them as pairs I probably have more t-shirts with all types of random sayings and logos.

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It's Western Wednesday at the AB Drive-In Theater. Today's feature: a Clint Eastwood marathon! Will you drop by and share you favorite clips and comments? I have most of them: Joe Kid, Two Mules for Sister Sara, High Plains Drifter, A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars,and (my favorite) The Good the Bad and the Ugly. (I'd probably put High Plains Drifter as number 2)

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Do you crave salt or sugar more? I'm a salty snack guy. Not big on sweets and I don't like chocolate.

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What do you do when a girl tells you she hates pizza? How do you cope? It's never come up, but I dide end a date during appetizers once when I found out she was a vegetarian.

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How many of you really believe in Global Warming? I'm not looking for a rehash of the news, I can turn on the TV too. I want to know your considered opinion. I'm going to expand this in the answer section. Since the beginning of time the earth climate has fluctuated, and it will continue to do so until the end of time.

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If you could pick one fast food product what would it be (no combos) I would choose the mcdonalds cheeseburger, whats your choice? whopper with cheese, heavy mayo, and heavy onions.

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What should you do if life hands you lemons? Get a new life.

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How would win in a fight, Mr. Bean or Peewee Herman? In character I go with Bean he would run him over like Pee Wee was a three wheeled blue car. Out of character Pee Wee, hes a bit of a degenerate.

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Have you ever done any kind of challange? My fiance bets I can't eat ramen noodles for thirty days straight, nothing else. I probably can't but Im going to try. Today is day one. I once at a pound of butter for $200. I wouldn't recommend it. I would rather fast for thirty days than eat ramen at all.

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Is there any nutritional value in dandruff? gross.

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What languages besides your own sound most beautiful to you? (Spanish & Chinese, for me.) The least attractive? (Vietnamese for me, nothing personal.) I think the least attractive is German. I guess Italian is rather lovely.

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What's the weirdest or funniest thing you've ever said or done when you get a call from a telemarketer? sometimes I pretend I can't hear them and just say hello... Hello... HELLO. before I hang up. sometimes it will backfire and they just call right back. Then I ask if they have found salvation in our lord jesus christ yet. that ussually gets rid of them.

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I got red chili powder in my eyes, what should i do? run cold water over your open eyes for about 15 minutes. I once got blackening spice it my eyes at work, my eye are watering just thinking about it.

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What are your favorite things associated with Scotland? Whiskey, whiskey, golf is ok, but mostly whiskey,

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Canadians...ever wonder why we are being hosed when we purchase items at any store, magazines for instance we're paying twice as much as they do in the states and our dollar is at par or more. building products twice as much here than in the usa? until fairly recently the US dollar was a bit stronger than the Canadian dollar. not twice as much but around 33%. companies aren't in a hurry to readjust their pricing for a few reasons, one obviously they make more money, two it is expensive and time consuming to go through and reprice everything. And Third it is expected to be a temporary fluctuation on the currency market and it will...

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When should a woman stop breastfeeding her baby? I guess when the baby is full.

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Do you drink at least a gallon of water a day? no. probably about .75 gallons per day.

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Why have we always assassinated people who wanted peace? (MLK, the Kennedy's, Gandhi, Jesus) I have never assassinated anyone, ever.

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What was/is your favorite summer activity as a teenager? Hanging out on the boat on the lake.

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When Gene Wilder passes away it will be a very sad day for me. What celebrity holds a special place in your heart? I was quiet distraught when Jerry Garcia passed. My first Dead show would have been his next one. Is Gene Wilder ill? I haven't heard any news which makes it it's kind of an oddly worded question.

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Who's the best. John Lennon or Elvis Presley? Lennon, since he actually wrote music rather than just steal it from black artists such as elf pissly.

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What are some good tips when going to an interview? Do your homework on the company. If they have a web site it should be easy to find out were they started, were they are heading, and what their mission statement is. The trick is to make yourself sound like you came from the same place, and have the same goals, and with the same values that the company has. Good luck!

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What is your favorite awards show to watch on television? I don't like to burst bubbles, but I don't like any awards shows. simply becouse the ones giving the awards are the same ones receiving the awards. I think it is basically a night to tell the world we are wonderful.

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What Frank Sinatra song do you think you know most of the words to or could sing by heart? Almost all of them. Not that good acapella(sp) but with background music I have 95% of them down. It is a bit difficult because Frank has my different versions of the same song.

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While in a relationship, have you ever been tempted to stray? There have been women that have caught my eye and I have been attracted to, but I have never felt the least bit of desire to act upon that. Unfortunately my last girl didn't feel the same way.

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With cell phones and online based programs like Skype do you think the conventional home phone is just going to fade off into the sunset? yes, I have given up my land line about 4 years ago.

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In the local rag there is a story of a youngish woman who drank 37 odd litres of cola *per day*. Her teeth are black (she has only four working, plus dentures), her stomach lining is stripped bare and she is overweight. Who is to blame for her addiction? Lets see who can we sue? I think the soda companies should sue her for giving there product a bad reputation. Oh, and to answer the Q it's her own fault.

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What would you do if the whole world paused exept you? I am going along with the bank withdrawal idea. But there used to be a T.V show were the teenage daughter was half alien, and had the power to freeze time. I think it was called "out of this world".

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What is your biggest fashion pet peeve? Girls who wear pants under a dress or skirt.

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Bottled or tap water? I would prefer tap water, unfortunately my city has very poor water quality so I buy bottled.

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How would you describe your eyes? ocularific.

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When what how why and where? humor me Soon, something, backwards, becouse, near.

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If you saw a UFO land what would you do? try and figure out who dosed my soda.

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What do you call it: sweet potato or yam? They are two different vegetables. heres a link on the differences. http://homecooking.about.com/od/howtocookvegetables/a/sweetpotatodiff.htm

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What is the funniest prank that you have ever pulled? Stuck a raw egg in with a bunch of boiled eggs and waited for someone try to peel it.

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If I am wearing 50 spf sunscreen when I am outside will I still be able to get a tan? Yes, It will just take 50 times longer.

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What will the weapons manufacturers do if and when world peace is achieved? They will retool and produce rainbows,cookies and butterflies.

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Why did Krispy Kreme go belly up in Canada? Because they have Tim Hortons in Canada instead.

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If you saw me waist high in quicksand, would you throw me your top to save me? Sorry dude I really like this shirt.

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Which song brings a tear to your eye when you hear it??Mine is Fix You byColdplay Ballad of the Green Beret.

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What’s your favourite tree to look at, when frozen? When I'm cold, any one that will burn!

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Have you introduced anyone to Answerbag? Or were you brought here by your spouse, family member or friend? How did that work out? No, I enjoy my degree of anonymity from the real world hear. If I had real life friends or family here I may have to edit some of my questions and answers.

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Do you have any personal way of saying hello I sometimes ask "What's the score?"

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What’s the scariest bridge, to walk or drive on, ever made? The Tacoma Narrows bridge.

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Do you think you save gasoline by rolling down your car windows instead of using your air conditioner? I think with the extra wind resistance it's probably a toss up.

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Do/did you have a swing set in your backyard? Yes, and by todays safety standards it would have been condemned.

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My boyfriend cheated. He is really sorry and asking to work things out. This is the first time that he did this. Should I stay and give him a chance or should I just break up with him? For me cheating is a one strike and your out situation.

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What was the last outdoor activity you had fun doing? I played a round of golf yesterday.

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Do some girls watch sports only because some of the athletes are really hot? ie Ronaldo, Alex Rodrigues, David Beckham? Yes, and some men watch women's tennis for the same reason.

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Do you lock your doors at night? My door is only unlocked for maybe 60 seconds a day. when I need to go through the door.

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Lets do the twist? A question mark dose not a question make.

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What foods other than pineapples sound like they are from something that they aren't from? Boston cream pie.

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I need the best caption for this picture http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z201/BG334/BrunchWithSpashley_0.jpg please help me if i give the best capation i can win a shirt signed byt them. i love spashley. the photo has been removed

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Do you need a drink? I don't NEED one, but I sure would like one.

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Aside pro-athletes, do you think any other celebrities are on steroids? Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger, at least at some point.

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Do you wish you could live in Margaritaville? No, becouse after being forced to listen to Jimmy Buffet for about 15 minuets it would quickly be renamed "mass murdervile"

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Do you avoid stores where they ask everytime, if you want to open up a card with them? No, I just say no thank you not today.

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Have you ever been carefree? No, but on one occasion I was both footloose and fancy-free.

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Who's your favorite among these - Abba, Queen, The Police, Londonbeat, Bruce Hornsby & The Range and Mike & the Mechanics The Police.

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Band/Artist you'd rather slit your wrists to than hear a single note of? elvis presley

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Another name for a typhoon is what? Hurricane

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When was the last time you used stairs not in your own home? Yesterday at my friends house, I don't have any stairs at my house.

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What is that sound you hear at night when everything is dark & quiet? Evil Monkey!!!

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Can you get the chicken pox twice? I did, but it is unusual.

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What do u think of boob jobs as im thinking of having one? I like big natural, and I also like small natural, I don't care for fake ones, but do what ever you want.

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GUYS:- if you are 20 or remember when you were what would be the best gift you'd want on ur birthday? A fake ID, or a years worth of booze.

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I say tomato~you say..........? Pork chop.

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What fast food place sells the best milkshake" I don't have any in my neck of the woods any more, but I got to go with A&W (if you can get past the float).

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Have you ever been to Haulover Beach in Florida? Yes, I also drive right past is several times a week.

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Would you rather spend all your money on a car or on a house? House.

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We are finally getting a sonic drive in built in our town, do you have one near you? Is the food good? I am about 50 miles from the nearest Sonic, yet I see their commercials constantly.

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Why are you so good at picking up chicks? I don't call them chicks.

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If you were to move on another planet in our solar system and survive which one and why? Uranus, becouse I apparently am extremely juvenile.

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Do you believe in helmet laws? No, if someone wants to be stupid, I'm all for their right to splatter their brains all over the road.

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HOW CAN I ACCESS MY EMAIL AT CIBSR@SBCGLOBAL.NET? Maybe your password is case sensitive. Try turning off your caps.

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Is it bad that I'm sleeping about approx. 12 hours a day? Quit hogging all the sleep, I am lucky to get over 5 hours.

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How do you deal with a compulsive liar? Especially if these horrible lies are aimed at you and your family? Stop conversing with them. Cut them off, bye, bye, you don't need that cat in your world! I have been totally been there!

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If you could have a second chance to do one thing... what would you choose? I would have taken my sport scholarship, rather than pursued a degree somewhere else becouse the degree I wanted wasn't offered at that school that offered me a scholarship, I ended up changing majors anyway.

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If love was a flavor, what would it taste like? Peach schnapps; just like Grandma's kisses!

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Fiance has cheated before, forgave him. 6 months ago I found dirty/sexual texts on his phone, he said they were joking. Said he'd stop talking to her. He erases his messages now, but last night i snooped and saw her # in his text history, cheating? I don't know, but for me cheating is a one strike and your out offense! I never would have taken them back in the first place, exactly for this reason, becouse you can never trust them again.

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Who shot J.R.? I thought the whole thing was a dream. So no one.

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If I took a left out of your driveway and went straight, where would I be? My neighbors living room.

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Is it good luck when a bird poops on you? Not for the soon to be dead bird.

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Jaws or Orca? Jaws is way better.

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You had your arm amputated. It was for a really boring reason and you're too embarrassed at how boring it is. So, you decide to make up a story for how your arm got amputated. What is your story? Dolphin attack.

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I just walked in on my 14 year old son by complete accident. My fault. He was on his knees in front of a schoolfriend. I shut the door fast and said nothing. How should I handle this? In my opinion 14 is too young for sexual activity of this nature straight or gay.

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Do you believe that the blind squirrel really does get the nut sometimes? Yes, it would starve to death if it didn't.

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Do you know any good survival techniques for living in the woods? If you have to abandon ship at see and you have emergency fresh water (lifeboats are required to have some) don't drink any for the first 24 hours. Also If you are able to catch fish, there is fresh water in their eyes.

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What are some really interesting facts about the bubonic plague that most people don't know? The nursery rhyme "Ring Around the Rosy" is based on the plague.

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Is Keith Richards still alive or is cocaine the fuel that makes his heart beat Keith actually died in the early 80's, but everyone forgot to tell him.

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WHAT IS THE BEST WEAPON IN HALO 3? CHAINSAW

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MY BITCH HAS BEEN IN HEAT 10 DAYS AND GOT CAUGHT ON THE 8TH DAY.DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE CHANCES ARE OF HER BEING PUPPED? Caps

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Do you call it a turning circle, roundabout, whatchamacallit, or something else? Where are you from? I'm in Miami. I call it a roundabout, and most people here have no idea how the work.

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I have just tried those little pizza rolls. I was surprised how good they were. Have you tried these rolls? which kind are your favorite? I have never had a pizza roll I didn't like, as long as they are made in the oven, never in the microwave.

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Do you think public nudity should be legalized? No, It will always be the uglies that would take advantage of it.

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Can a team taking a goal kick be offsides? Yes they can physically be offsides, but will be called for it.

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Is there a movie you will never watch, just because it has a certain actor/tress in it - who is that actor/tress? I won't support anything Jane Fonda does.

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When water is converted to ice will the mass of water increase or decrease ( energy changed to mass and vice versa) The mass will stay the same the volume is about 9% more when it is frozen.

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A lot of states are cracking down on parents throwing parties for their under-age kids during graduation season. What are the negative effects of this crackdown? They are not cracking down on the parties they are cracking down on underage drinking at these parties. One argument in favor of allowing the underage drinking is that it is supervised and controlled. the alternative would the kids would binge drink on there own and cause much more harm.

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How is steak tartare traditionally made? It has pretty much been covered, but I wanted to share this video.

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Would you consider moving to another country if obama was elected president Way should I move? He's the one that sucks.

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Did you know that Canada's Head of State is a beautiful black immigrant woman from Haiti? Queen Elizabeth II, is by no means a beautiful black women from Haiti.

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How dose coffy keep us awake? It's the caffeeeeeeine.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do in an elevator? Press all the buttons so you have to stop on every floor. Or stand very close to the other passenger even though there is plenty of room.

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What not to say to a police officer when pulled over? This guy has it down!

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If you found out Satan was a celebrity, but you didn't know who - who would be your first guess? Ted Turner is my wager.

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Re: Yu-Gi-Oh! Is it just me or do they seem to make up the rules as they go along? yes, I see that aswell.

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What’s your favorite kind of muffin? Banana.

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Is statistics hard? I'm taking it in the fall, I'm decent at math, but statistics seems like it would be intimidating to me! I found Stats rather easy. Trigonometry was hard for me.

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KFC, which meal? A bucket of original Dark meat please. When I was younger I liked the extra crispy. I have never liked any of their sides.

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WHAT IS THE MAIN FUNCTION OF THE TWO PAIRS OF WINGS IN COCKROACH FLYING!

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Who are you and what are you doing with my pickle? I am Tempter, and it's my pickle now! Thanks, now go get one for yourself nerd.

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Does marijuana ever smell like garlic? Maybe, the best garlic ever!

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What was the saddest moment in a television show? Henry Blak's plane was shot down over the sea of Japan, it spun in, there were no survivors.

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Why does AB sometimes get questions on identifying a pill based on the numbers and letters etched on it? Should you just throw away a pill that isn't your Rx? They are trying to find out what their punk teenagers are taking for recreation.

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What animal would you hate to be? This monstrosity.

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Would you rather be a fish or a bird? (wild for both, not domestic) Fish.

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What would you do all night long? You ;)

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The X-Files said that "The truth is out there...". Well, I looked in the mailbox, under the bushes, over the fence, asked the neighbours and even the ice-cream man to no avail. Where the heck is it, or are the X-Files lying? The ice cream man was lying to you, he knows the truth. The ice cream man always knows.

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Have you ever been CPR certified, have you ever had to use your knowledge? I used to teach it, and yes I have used my training on a couple of occasions.

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Guys: long legs or short legs on a woman? It's not whats on the outside. It's what is on the inside that matters.

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Why is it that I feel I'd be the best thing that ever happened to this guy, but he always chooses the slutty chicks? He's not looking for the best thing, he is looking for the now thing. most guys out grow that phase, but many never do.

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If you woke up one morning and your spouse had been transformed into a goat, but inside was still the same woman or man you loved, still with human thoughts and feelings, what would you do? Mmmmmm, mutton stew.

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Do you have relatives that you just can't sit down with and have a civil conversation? My uncle Tom.

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What type of fruit is a Braeburn? Apple.

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What is your favorite chocolate covered creation? Cherries

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WHAT SKILLS ARE NEEDED? TO BE A LAWYER Your half way there with the yelling.

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Tatum O'neal was arrested yesterday for drug possession, considering her father was a drug abuser and she was a former heroin addict and child star does this come as a shock to anyone? Can you really consider this news? It's news to me. Mostly becouse I have no idea who she or her father is.

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Did you hear that Hillary has agreed to be Obama's running mate if he is nominiated as the Democratic canidate for US President? If she is, will this hurt his chances or hinder his chances? Why? It will hurt and hinder (becouse they mean the same thing) but they have been at each other throats for the better part of a year so I would be shocked if he asks her.

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Has anyone ever eaten your leftovers in the fridge and you were so looking foward to it when you got home? Once, just ONCE!

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Are there any foods that you refuse to 'holdover' because they are no good reheated as leftovers? Any thing fried.

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When you bring home leftovers from a restaurant, do you eat them for the next meal or wait a while? Often I am hungry again by the time I get home, so I consider it a continuation of dinner rather than a new meal.

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Do you still have leftovers from 2 weeks ago in your fridge? Not currently, but 2 week old leftovers are not unheard of in my fridge.

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We are having leftovers for dinner tonight. What do you have planned? I too am having left overs. I have some rump roast, gravy, and mash potatoes, that I'm going to turn into shepherds pie.

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What are your positions on communism, democracy, capitalism, and socialism? Against, for, for, and against.

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Would Hillary be a liability to,soon to be , president Obama as a vice president,considering what has gone on on the last few months? They have been hacking on each other for the last year. I would be shocked if he picked her as a running mate. She is a nut job megalomaniac, and If she gets the VP and they win Obama's days alive are numbered. I don't care for Obama but I would much rather settle for him over Clinton. Mostly becouse I like it when nothing gets done in government, and Obama tends to be absent come...

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Did Bob Dylan take acid? The smart money is on yes. Double or nothing says constantly!

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Is there a purely secular argument that is "pro" for the existence of God? Yes, I will be as brief and concise as I possibly can. First seperate God from religious doctrines (becouse that is a totally different issue). Next the earth is here (all agreed?). The earth came from somewhere (again agreed?). the earth as it is the result of a chain of events (any disputes?). I think most people can agree up to these points. The debate is over the initial catalyst that...

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Are you going to heaven or hell? If either exist then yes.

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Are you a satan worshiper? I worship no one!

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If you could have the person you love, give you something, would you most want their: time, help, touch, words of encouragement or gifts; which one would you choose? It's between time and touch. You can't have one without the other. Initially I was leaning toward touch, but I am going with time final answer.

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Would you like a vodka drink? If thats all you got sure, but I haven't been much of a vodka guy since high school. But I totally appreciate your hospitality!

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Is there iodized epsom or sea salt for soaking your feet? I have a couple of foot soaking salts but they are not iodized. When mixed with water they would ionize, so I will continue as if perhaps you misspelled. The first one is called "foot reflexology" I got it in a pack I don't recall from were it has spearmint and eucalyptus, and is quiet nice. The second came from Bed Bath & Beyond under the label "true blue spa"...

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What color is your vehicle and do you like it? Red. I bought it used it had low miles, was in good shape, at decent price, it just happen to be red.

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Do you think it would be attractive for me to get my nipples pierced? I am a 43 year old female. Pierce em up up lady! I'll show you mine if you show me yours. (29 year old male)

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Do you have a preference as to how someone thanks you for an answer you gave on AB? I am fine with a couple points. I don't need a generic "thank you", but my preferred is an original response specific to my answer. like "XXXX" is a good point, or I don't understand this point can you elaborate, or even I disagree on this point, becouse... I also like when someone acknowledges that I made a funny joke.

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Is it fashionable to wear an ankle bracelet? I am a 48 yr. old man. 48 year old man? No, it's not!

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Has anyone experienced a sharp shooting pain behind one eye (pulsating, not constant)? This has been going on for months. I'm not one to go running to the Doc, but if you have had it for a few months I would defiantly have it checked out by a pro.

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Obama our next President? Please tell me is won't happen. Aren't Americans smarter than that? I hope not, but no we Americans are not necessarily smarter than that. My fingers are crossed.

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Eggs , sugar and fat are essential to rich yeast doughs.Explain why.Thanks. By definition. Thats what makes it a "rich" dough rather than a "lean" dough for example.

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Snow or tropical country? Tropics! I spent 18 years in Minnesota, I have been in Miami for 10 years. I'll take hot and humid any time

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Would you pay to watch your child in their school play? Sure, but then I would demand my money back for having to watch all the other parents no talent, hack, brats.

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Obama ,in his victory speech tonight,kindly acknowledged Hillary Clinton in her race .Hillary did not once mention Obama or his accomplishments . What does that say about her character and is she more concerned about herself than the party Perhaps the fact that her own ego and ambition supersedes the greater good of the country is one of the reasons she lost (FINALLY).

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Was your first fender bender your fault, or the other driver? Totally my fault.

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Im trying to plug a mouse into my PC. it just keeps squeaking and biting me, what am i doing wrong? PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA! Thats hilarious. I actually LOLed.

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Why is my chicken losing feathers It can't breath becouse you keep choking it.

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What was Sharon Stone thinking? She gets paid to play pretend and dress-up. Other than that she should shut her stupid face.

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Do you have alot of respect for you brothers and sisters? Do you get a long good with them all? I have four sisters and two brothers I get along with them all, and respect all my sisters ,but I only half of my brothers.

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Giant Bats or Giant Rats? I say the bats take that fight, they can fly.

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My toddler got a haircut 2day, I cut it but wanted to leave it curly so took him to get it done. She misunderstood and cut it all off and stuck it in a bag, charged me $13.00.He has bald spots, trying to be covered by long hairs, what should I do? Take pictures to blackmail him with when he becomes a mouthy teenager. It's not the end of the world it will grow back. I definitely wouldn't go back to that shop anymore though.

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Where do you live and what is the current price of gasoline? 3.90 in Miami for low grade.

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All bourbon is whiskey, but not all whiskey is bourbon, why? Bourbon means it is made in Bourbon County, Kentucky.

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What's your favorite shot, and what's in it? Goldschlager. It has Goldschlager in it.

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Whats the best cocktail? What ever kind is right in front of me.

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Do you still enjoy Disney movies as an adult? I watched the toon version of Robin Hood this afternoon with me niece. ooodl-lollie-ooodl-lollie golly what a day!

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What do eukaryotes have ? That begin with a " N " nucleus

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Guys, do you use those body deodorants/sprays like Axe, Tag, or Bod? No.

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I still dont really understand what is considered "chatting" on Y!A. I mean , I just really truely DONT get what Im doing wrong . Can someone explain it to me like they would to a second grader? Te biggest thing your doing wrong is being on Yahoo Answer. They are A-holes by the very definition of the word yahoo!

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What dessert do you loathe? I detest cheesecake!

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What's your favorite kind of peanut butter & jelly sandwich? It's got to be done.

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Is it morally right for me to ask God to help me with my mathematics problems? What makes you think god likes doing math anymore than you do?

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How do you make your coffee when you are at home? Percolator

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If you heard an intruder in the house, who would get out of bed first. You or your partner Me, and my two partners Smith and Wesson.

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What's your favorite kind of peanut butter & jelly sandwich? Chunky PB and good old grape jelly.

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Why does your nose run when you eat spicy food? Because your body produces extra mucus as a defense mechanism. And by the way you better go catch it.

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What is the best possible use for marshmallow fluff? Hot cocoa.

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When you cook out on the grill, do you cook extra kinds of meat for the next few days? Not much on the grill, maybe chicken some times. If the smoker is going however I have got all kinds of extra food for the week.

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Do sites like MySpace and Facebook essentially promote internet narcissism? I think it is an outlet for peoples narcissism rater than a cause of it.

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Which one is cuter Lhasa apso/Shih Tzu cross or a Dashund ? See answers! I hate dachshunds. my neighbor had one when I was growing up. It was a vicious little rat of a dog.

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Do you enjoy seeng people or animals being hurt? I like the videos of people getting hurt becouse they were doing something stupid.

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If you were stopped by the police what would be the most likely reason? If they caught me I must have run out of gas.

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What would you do if you went to a fund-raising fair for your favorite cause or charity, and Paris Hilton was there selling kisses, with all of the proceeds going to the cause/charity? I would set up a penicillin booth right next to her, and give all the proceeds to the charity.

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How come it took Cool Whip 47 years to come out with it in the can rather than the tub? Wait did they add a can to the line up, or are they replacing the tub with a can? If I wanted a can I would get ready whip, or skip the whole cream part and just get the NO2 cartridges. oh well I usually make my own whipped cream anyhow.

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What is the most 'clutch' moment/performance in sports history? Shifting gears in auto racing.

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Today in Tampa FL, the Son's of Confederate soldiers has erected a confederate flag in honor or their heritage. The NAACP is up in arms about this. Do you think that they should be allowed 2 fly the flag due to the heritage that FL holds w/ the Civil War? People are entitled to display there beliefs even if there beliefs suck. The NAACP has no legal recourse.

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What is the greatest attribute mankind can possess? Thumbs.

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What would be a good reason to shoot someone? If they get in my way in my plot for world dominance. Or failed to worship me after my plan is complete.

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Do you support the law against using cell phone while driving? No.

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Are smoking bans or business an infringement on private property rights? Yes.

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Is it possible to buy Tom & Jerry cartoons on DVD? I'm wondering because they were on video many moons ago. Here is a link for one, but I don't know anything about the supplier. http://www.dvdbyte.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=358

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Why won't women have sex with me? You forgot to say please.

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How can I make corrections in WordPad without having the next text deleted? press the "insert" key it's next to delete.

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Car A is travelling at 100km/h and the engine is revving at 3500RPM, Car B is also travelling at 100km/h and is identical in every way to Car A but is revving at 4500RPM in a lower gear, Would the wheels be rotating the same amount per minute on each car? yes

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For you superstitious types: What does an empty fortune cookie mean (i.e. no fortune, no little piece of paper in it)? It means someone played a joke with your coke.

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What do you think about the ban on alcohol on the beaches? A few idiots always have to spoil the fun for everyone else. Please help me government I can't take care of my self. We should just make everything out of NERF!!!

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Ask me anything about video games. I bet you I could outsmart even the best. Bring it on! What game am I playing fight now?

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Do u think oral sex is gross or wrong? No

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What is a great song to run to? (Fairly recent or well known songs, mainly). This is rather well known, but not recent.

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What is the weirdest music you can think of . Im kinda in the mood for really weird music . any suggestions? Richard Cheese, or Ween.

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Do you like buffets? No.

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What was Henry P. Phillips best known for? This question.

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It's Manic Monday, what is a great song that has the day of the week in the title? Stormy Monday by T-bone Walker

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Would you ever have sex with an android? As long as I don't have to buy it dinner first.

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What comes to your mind when I say in your face the word 'freak'? The first thing that comes to my mind is get out of my face.

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It's rumoured that there is a video out there, concerning Barrack, that will make the Rev. Wright thing look small in comparison, any ideas on what it could be?... He supplied Mike Vick with puppies.

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I want to get more serious about movies. What are 5 movies that no self respecting film buff can say they haven't seen? Das Boot (war movie) The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (western) Caddyshack (comedy) The Blues Brothers (musical) The Abyss (Sci-fi kinda)

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Could you ever be a vegetarian? No, Nor would I ever date one. Thats my number one deal breaker.

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Sometimes, when I sneeze, I get a pain in my crotch. It could be something to do with a sneeze being the closest thing to an orgasm (lol). But I dont know what it is, anyone know? hernia? check with the doc, you'll need to turn your head and cough.

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You want me to do WHAT to your HUH? Yea, you heard me.

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Know any good rap or hip-hop songs that get you pumped up that you think I might not heard of? Dig "The Streets", Original Pirate Material album. Here is one cut but the whole disc is great.

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Why do people think there is no intelligant life that is not on earth? I'm not convinced there is any here on earth.

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Who's a cubs fan? My Dad.

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What films have you seen that you just had to have the soundtrack for? The only movie sound track I own is the blues brothers.

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Do milk dairy's smell so bad ,because the odor comes from the cow's dairy-air? Ha! thats funny becouse it is a pun referring to cow butts.

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Our adopted teens (18,19) have strong 'you owe us' attitude. $ is very tight so we want them to get jobs to earn $ for clothes & save for car. We've made sure each have min. $70 per week, so they do have $. is this horrible? they think so. First you adopted them so they are your kids straight up. second $70 is very generous. third I was working at 15 in order to buy my own car, I paid the down payment and my pops gave me a no interest loan for the rest, but I had to make monthly payments to him or he would repossess it, no grace period. They are 18 and 19? they shouldn't get anything if they are not working. I assume they...

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What do you think was the best werewolf movie? "Teen Wolf".

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If you drink a whole bottle of red wine, how do you feel the next day? I feel fine. It's the espresso that I didn't need that screws me over.

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What is the best type of juice? I like Grape juice, both fermented and not.

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Be honest, have you ever trolled, even once? Why or why not? I don't think of it as trolling becouse I don't DR. But I have started attaching a video of a guy screaming at people to questions that are typed in all caps. Maybe some may think it is trolling but at least my name is next to the video.

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Is Fosters the best Australian beer? No, In the US fosters isn't even Australian. It is made and distributed by the Molson company out of Canada. Regardless thats like asking if Bud is the best American beer.

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Which is worse;death sentece or life in prison What ever the individual did to deserve one was more than likely worse worse.

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Have you ever used one of those free credit report websites you see on TV? I am plenty aware that my credit stinks. so whats the point?

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What is the character that appears from holding down the alt key and entering your birthyear? I don't know lets find out together... Apparently nothing.

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Where in the world are my car keys? Check the door, then check the ignition.

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How do you prevent yourself from smiling or laughing in a situation in which it is inappropriate? Last time it came up, I risked choking over laughing by shoving several mozzarella sticks in my mouth.

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WHY DO FEMALE DOG HUMP MALE DOGS becouse you yell.

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Are you a cynic? If so what caused you to become one? Yes, an overabundance of dinks.

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Did you know that if you car is overheating, you should pull over and turn on the heater to cool it down? Yes, I also know how to add coolant. Which I need to do btw thanks for the reminder.

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What do you think is the sexiest song? "The Best is Yet To Come", Frank Sinatra. I take that back thats the most romantic. Sexiest?? I gotta back up Wobalame

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How many states share a border with Maine? 1

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Who do you consider to be the most successful "Saved By The Bell" alumnus? Unfortunately the only one I still hear about is Mario Lopez (aka Slater) but whats her name that played Kelly was HOT, haven't seen her since "The Ladies Man" and she was looking plenty good in that. Screech shows up every now and then, but it more of a hey guys I'm still alive situation.

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Who's your favorite Nascar Driver retired or active? Christian Elder, he didn't have much of career but I knew him before he raced, so I actually had someone to rout for. He was rookie of the year in goody's but crashed out every race when he moved up to bush. I was never a race fan before or after.

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Are Brandon lee and Bruce lee dead? Yep

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At 18 you are legally an adult... but at what age did you feel you actually became an adult? I'm pushing 30 and still feel like a punk little kid.

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Anybody have anything positive to say to Adolf Hitler? He killed himself like the bitch he was. It just took him a bit too long.

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Which movies do you think that the KKK hates the most? American History X.

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Have you ever gotten physical with your s/o? slapping, scratching..etc? Sometimes I bite, occasionally I spank, But I love it when she digs her nails into my back.

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What's your favorite pokemon? Squirtle.

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Have you ever been made fun of for the major(s) you chose in college? How did you respond? Yes, my response was F you like your shitty job is so great!

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Do you prefer white or red grapes? Green or black olives? White grapes, black olives, but I do like the others aswell.

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What's the most common roadkill where you live? People.

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What is the best material to make a tombstone out of? [in your opinion] I like extra cheese and pepperoni on my tombstone. Oh that kind of tombstone I like marble.

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When your favorite singer leaves his spouse of decades, does he remain your favorite or has he lost his appeal? It would be imposable to care less about entertainers personal lives. If they entertain me great; if they don't then I change the channel. Other than that they should keep their business and opinions to themselves.

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Who is you're favorite famous guitarist? alive or dead. Link Wray.

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Should bleeding heart liberals go? Yes to an economics class, and christen conservatives need to go to a biology course and a sociology class.

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Do you like avacados? No I don't.

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My bf loves me tons, but he told me if i ever cheated on him he would kill me and bury me in the dessert... i dont know if he was playing or serious? creppy huh? I think I will just have a cup of coffee for dessert at his house. (sorry common error I couldn't resist). But seriously that is not a good sign, be careful.

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Have you ever been drunk at work? There have been a couple of occasions when I have. Once was when I was called in on my day off and I had a very late night, my liver was a bit behind. Another was a job I hated,and I came in intending to quit only to find out that the manager responsible for me hating the job was let go, so I held my breath and did my work, and stayed with the company for another year.

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Have you ever killed someone? I could tell you, but then I would have to... Well you know!

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Do you hunt for food or sport? I have only fished both for sport and food, I release what I don't intend to eat, No "trophy" fishing for me. I would like an opportunity to try bird hunting especially pheasant or quail, but again I like to eat both of those birds. Grouse hunting might be enjoyable but I don't really like grouse so I do foresee myself doing it.

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I just tried Root Beer for the first time...is it supposed to taste like toothpaste? The best toothpaste ever.

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Where's the most likely place you would see a spider in your house? In their web.

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Is nudity while cooking a good idea? I thought it was, but my Chef disagreed. Anyone hiring?

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MY TOM TOM ONE THIRD EDITION IS ONLY FIVE MONTHS OLD AND IT JUST WENT BLANK-SCREEN. CAN I GET A FREE REPLACEMENT OR FREE REPAIR IN A HURRY? I USE THIS THING EVERY DAY ON MY JOB. Maybe this will help.

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WHAT IS A "PUT" (AS IN INVESTING The answer is under your caps button.

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Can you think about anything positive to say about WWII? It ended the economic depression.

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Does anyone else wish that Amy Winehouse would leave the planet? What possible redeeming quality does she have to keep the world's media attention so rapt? She has her issues but she dosn't bother me as much as some of these others who are famous for being famous of being born into money ie paris hilton, nicole ritchie, ki kardashian, "the real house wifes of new york" ect. At least Amy is doing something between drugs to support her habits.

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How do bivalves like oysters, clams, mussels, barnacles, and scallops, reproduce? Males release clouds of sperm while females release clouds of eggs. They meet and babies are formed.

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Anna Kornikova or Maria Sharapova? Sharapova is hot and a good player.

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Have you potty trained your pets? I keep trying but my fish refuse to leave the aquarium. Got any tips?

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Since were born naked whats the point of wearing clothes In case you need to ride a train in Japan.

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What is Bob Barr's stance on the issue of abortion? Libertarians are pro choice.

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What do Americans think of Borat? Was the film a success there? People here liked it for the most part. I think Da Ali G show is better than the Borat movie personally .

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Why don't the points fall out the top of the bag when they go above where its tied? Those are the magic points.

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Which country has the most beautiful flag? I'm not asking about patriotism...I'm talking about aesthetics. Which, in your eyes, is most beautiful? These aren't really countries but I have always liked the Bavaria flag and the Virgin Islands.

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Why do they have a catory for special Olympic when it not serious competition but not the Paralympic which is elite athletes with a disability. Many people are not as aware of the Paralypics (unfortunately). Categories are added when there are a lot of questions that would fit the category. If only a few ask they don't add the category.

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Ribs: pork or beef? Which one do you prefer? I'm from Texas, so naturally, I love beef... I just like the way you have to chew through the beef, instead of just having the soft whimpy meat (pork) fall off the bone without trial. Beef is better for me. I like beef, but when it comes to ribs I gotta go with pork.

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Which drink... jack daniels, jim beam or bundaburg rum? Jack, given a choice the gentleman jack.

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Why didn`t Beau and Luke Duke ever wear shorts? The hood of the car got hot, they didn't want to get burned sliding across.

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What is the name of the county you live in? And yes, I mean county not country. Dade.

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Frankenstein, Dracula or the Wolfman? Frankenstien, he was just a scientist, his monster was wack though.

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Why did they stop making those games where the game was motorized and did stuff? see videos below I have one, it is a motorcycle game

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If 1=5,2=25,3=125,4=625 then 5=? If 1=5 then 5=1 equal signs work both ways.

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If I threw a mango at you, what would you do? I would make sorbet.

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Hot dogs, Yum? Or gross? I like em YUM

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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe? Frankly I'm a bit surprised every day the comes up.

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My neighbors are having a party, why was I not invited? Because you called the police on there last party.

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Have you ever changed clothes in a car? Yes many times, a few times while actually driving.

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When you were a kid, how did you keep yourself entertained on long car trips? I used to get those Magic Pen books. I would also fight with my brothers ans sisters a lot.

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Do you take your shirt off when it's hot? You have it backwards! It gets hot when I take my shirt off!

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Is the Democratic Party's decision to give the Michigan and Florida delegations halve the votes the right one? No I know that many people didn't vote becouse they were told ahead of tie they were not going to count. So half of a wrong number is still a wrong number. I also can't see why anyone in those states would support a party in the general election that only counts them as half a vote in the primary.

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Does "The Love Guru" look appealing to you? No, I'll wait till it is free on cable, Same with "The Zohan"

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Do you own a rolling pin? Yes, a tapered "French" rolling pin.

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SINCE PLUTO IS NO LONGER A PLANET, WILL WALT DISNEY S DOG HAVE TO CHANGE HIS NAME SEE VIDEO

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What is the greatest movie dance sequence , in your opinion? Blues Brothers "Shake Your Tail Feather"

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A Realmans breakfast consists of Pancakes, Bacon, Eggs, and a side of? Bourbon.

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Do you grope the fruits and vegetables before you buy them? I sure do. Yes, and I rarely take the first one I touch.

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If to gain £10000000 you had to chop off one of your bodyparts and eat it what would it be? Little toe left foot with some fava beans and chianti.

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Could you hit a ball out of the park in a major league baseball stadium (Home run)? A golf-ball yes. A baseball I doubt it.

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What's a good way to get odor out of your sink? Mine smell gross (I'm assuming from the garbage disposal) and I can't get rid of the smell! I've tried bleach, and it only seems to work temporarily. Any suggestions? Toss some lemon wedges into the disposal and flip it on.

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Do you like Jazz music? Jazz is a pretty large genre, I like some, dislike some I really dislike smooth jazz, but I like Bop, and Acid jazz.

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Do you like egg rolls? Yes. Do you have an extra one for me? and pass the duck sauce please.

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Oprah did it!, now Barrack is doing it. Leaving the Trinity Church. Should he have done this long ago, or is this a political move? It's always a political move every time a politician does something it's political.

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What's your favorite doughnut from Dunkin' Donuts? Cruller.

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How many of these can you finish? 1. You'll wonder where the yellow went... 2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was... 3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and... I can only answer #2. So to answer the question.. One.

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Whats your favorite breakfast sandwich? It' basically a BLT with a fried egg.

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Why do people tend to like you? Because I'm smart enough, and I'm good enough, As a result dog gone it people like me.

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Is the pope catholic? Yes and bears DO sh*t in the woods.

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Have you ever attended a party that had a "pig roast"? What did you think of the meat? A friend of mine had one at their graduation party. like pork in general but I wasn't overly impressed with this one.

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What's wrong with your tap water? It has a Ph of 9.5 and tastes horrible.

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What is the worst hair-do ever invented, in your opinion? Mullet.

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My upstairs neighbor vacuums 5-7 times a day, and while it doesn't bother me, it seems a bit much. I was wondering - how often is it 'normal' or average to vacuum? How often do you vacuum? My floors are tile so I don't vacuum I sweep about once a week and mop about once a month.

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Do all the schools you have attended still exist and are they still open? My high school is still open but now it is now a JR high, since they built a new high school.

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An ex asked me to help them move i said yes at first. Then change my mine because they are only around when they need my help. Should i feel guilty? You should have said no to begin with. It's kinda dick to say you will and then cancel. That being said she is an Ex so who cares if your a dick to her.

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If you had money to spend on one item. Either a new pair of shoes or a handbag, (you can't have both) which would it be? Shoes, I am a guy who doesn't carry a handbag.

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What is the best war movie of all time? give me your top 5 Was there a better war movie than "The Dirty Dozen"? I submit that there was not!

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Lakers vs. celtics who wins and how many games I don't care but I wish who ever wins games 1 wins in 4 so I don't have to hear about basketball for a few months . I never cared for basketball much but the point shaving ref put me over the top. And F**k American "football" but what the Patriots did didn't affect the games nearly as much as Tim Donaghy's actions. yet nobody talks about that. I will never...

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I fell in love with someone and they break up with me once, and she comes back to me, she broke up with me again today and that night she calls me trying to mend what she did wrong. I did nothing to provoke either of them but why do i go back to her? I know this sounds dick and is easier said than done , but it's time to move on you can and will do better.

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Does anyone else hate this "Catch all" Deep Thoughts category they've used to replace all those more descriptive categories that were in Outside the Bag? I like the trimmed down version of the categories. Perhapses it will encouraged folks to pick the proper category in the first place. for example I don't need a seperate category for dingos, elephants, and possums. A general animal category is fine with me.

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I started my new job this week and haven't been on AB, did I miss anything exciting? Anyone want to fill me in? Anyone get knocked up or kidnapped by the mob? Congrats on the new job I hope you love it. You missed nothing becouse it is all still here somewhere. I however did miss your presents very much.

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What are you afraid of and why? Being tied to the bottom of a 10 foot pool with 9 feet 11.75 inches of rope on a windy day. Now I am going to have an anxiety attack becouse I thought about it.

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Do you trust you best friend?, Who is she/he, and Why? Yes, his name is Pete, becouse I have no reason to distrust him. If I didn't trust him he would not be my best chum.

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Is true wisdom universally applicable or relative to ones own experience? Good Q. True wisdom is based on the ability to take ones own experience, and the apply that experience to universal situations.

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Important Question # 32: How do you feel about naked hot tub time? Particularly when there is a tall glass of delicious lemonade involved. What do you mean they have un-naked hot tub time now? Thats ridiculous!

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Whta was the last thing you had to drink? Captain Morgan with a splash of Pepsi.

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If presented with 2 mini watermelons, one solid green and one striped, which would you choose? I am going to lean toward striped becouse that is the only type I have seen. It is also the only one I have tried, and it was rather tasty.

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If you could look inside of yourself what would you see? Guts and black stuff. Quote from Nelson Munz.

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Do you like clicking by tapping the touchpad on a laptop? I have a real mouse attached to my laptop. so I click. If I am traveling I don't use my external mouse then I tap.

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If you were about to be executed but got to pick the method, what would you choose? Like Nicholas Cage in "Leaving Los Vegas"

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Have you ever been bit by anything poisonous? Just my ex girl. she was either a black widow or a pit viper. The jury is still out.

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Did you peel out on your big-wheel? I didn't peel out, but I would lock the break and drift. Good times!

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When it comes to bottle rockets, whistling or non whistling? They gotta whistle with report!

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Who is the first famous person you remember dying during your life? Mine is Princess Diana. I don't recall a my time line. Who ever went first Jerry Garcia, Diana, or Kurt Cobain. Also here is a funny nut slightly tasteless clip from The Onion http://www.theonion.com/content/video/horrific_120_car_pileup_a_sad

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Have you ever been checked on open ice? I played for 12 years. I have been hit on the boards and on open ice many times. I have dished out my share aswell. Keep your head up and control the puck. If you can take the hit while your team still has the biscuit. then you did your job. Then you just need to remember that number and before every game put on the foil.

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WHen I first got my BB pierced, i was using bactine as recomended by the piercer. I found that it made my stomach upset whenever i used it. Is there another alternative? Certainly your joking right? Your supposed to drink the stuff!!! LOL

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If you have a choice to go to Hawaii or Japan which one would you choose? Hawaii, they have better diving.

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Does a persons race matter? No I don't care if they like the 100m hurdles or the 5k. Just don't ask me to run.

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I love beer so I am trying a new one," LandShark", have you tried it yet? I have had it. I more of a liqueur person. If I drink beer I like something dark with a lot of flavor. So Landshark doesn't really do it for me.

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I dropped my cell phone in a toilet by accident today. Has anyone else done this? Back in high school I had a pager that spent some time in toilets. My previous cell phone went into a pot of boiling Easter eggs.

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How many cell phones have you owned in your life? On number 3 in about 6 years.

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What name is given to molten rock beneath the earth's surface? When it is below the surface it is magma. when it rises up and breaks the surface it is lava.

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Are you excitied for the New Adam Sandler movie..."You Don't Mess with the Zohan"? I'll wait till it's free on cable, same with the new Mike Myers flick.

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Why is it, every time there is a picture taken or video recorded of a supposed alien craft or being on earth in the sky it is always someone with a shaky hand that can't hold the recorder still or a grainy photo? Come on, honestly. What do you think? Aliens have a shaky camera ray, and the radiation given of messes up the film.

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Now that the Celtics have won their series against the Pistons, who do you think will win in their series against the other greatest team in NBA history, the Lakers? Don't care I just hope it is over in 4 games. So I can stop hearing about it

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If you could have any plastic surgery work done at no cost to you what would you choose? I would add a cup holder, or maybe a pocket.

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And I would have gotten away with it too if i wasn't for you meddling ______ and your _____ . Forensic investigators, DNA tests.

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What sort of hat suits you best? this covers it.

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Is it better to be a daddy's girl or a mommas boy? That depends whether you are a boy or a girl. Personally as a male I would not want to be a "daddy's girl"

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I'm 40...he's 18... comments please Lucky him.

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Last night I was woken by something violently shaking my legs. it stopped several seconds after I woke up, and than I felt another presence in my room. what was that? The evil monkey that lives in your closet.

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Not only does my cat like to walk all over me and press her paws (kneed) me but then she proceeds to sleep ON me. Doesn't matter if I am on my back, stomach or side. Can someone tell me why? It's trying to find your weak spot so it can kill you!

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Where the #@$& did I put that other shoe? I often find one under the couch, assuming you have already checked your other foot.

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I'm travelling and my ex and i broke up a few months ago, i never understood why. Found out today that he has gone home without telling me. Does that mean he just doesn't care or could it be he didn't feel he could tell me after how he treated me? If your broken up why would he feel it necessary to tell you anything he does?

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What nickname of a professional athlete was or is your favorite? I used to think that baseball pitcher Randy Johnson's nickname was "The Big Eunuch" I was disappointed to discover it was really "The Big Unit"

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Hey babe take a walk on the wild side ;) Are we talking the Lou Reed version or Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch?

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What would be a great snack to go with the drink: Gin and tonic? A shot of jager.

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If two triangles are similar where one triangle is labeled PIG and the other FLY, then ______ = ______ = ______. What should be in the blanks? If Pigs are Flying them it = I have a date with the head cheerleader tonight.

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The weather out here in Hawaii is always so miserable. Today it was so hot and lacked any clouds that I had to take my son to the beach. Anybody else have such bad weather? I was beautiful here in Miami today. It rained all day Some thunder and lightning, No hail which is too bad, but it can't always be perfect.

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Do they still sell those frozen cans of concentrated orange juice that you mix with water? I haven't seen them since I was a little kid. If they do still make it, does anyone still buy it? I have a couple cans in my freezer.

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If you lose everything at this moment, what do you still have of value in your life? My integrity.

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What is the fine for fishing with no licence In Minnesota the DNR can pretty much take away any property that is slightly associated with the illegal fishing/ poaching. Including all your fishing equipment, your boat, the truck you use to haul your boat and your house you use to store your boat. Just buy the $35 license.

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At what point did you think that this Iraq War was bull crap? When it didn't get taken care of in '91.

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..do u ever watch shows featuring lie detectors & grin to urself thinking u could totally beat one if you tried?? lolz, or is that just me (@ . @)? No I just think I would be the most boring contestant ever on one of those shows.

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? "Jeremiah Johnson" Starring Robert Redford.

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Is there something unique about the rain in your area? We get dust from the Sahara Desert when the winds are right. I literally rains red mud. Awful if you just washed your car, or hung your clothes to dry... Some times I forget and park under a tree then my car is full of bird crap. and I can't wait till it rains. But I have an ugly truck that has never been washed. when I had sports cars I would be pissed. I would baby my sport cars, my truck gets me from A to B but if I catch someone pissing on it i just get in and drive away.

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If struck by a bullet, what would be your reaction? Depends on where it hit, but most likely I would hit the ground in facing the opposite direction i was shot me from (physics). If it was during the 75% time I was carrying (Legally) and was physically able and had a line of fire, with no innocents) I would put two threw the assailants chest, but i would be shaking and uncomfortable taking the shot. So In reality I would probably curse and ask...

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It is 2:30 in the morning - why am I still UP? My clock reads 4 AM. I am wide awake. I am an insomniac that got a good nights rest yesterday and am paying for it today.

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My AB friends, have I gone to bat for you and paid my lumps for you? Do I need to continue taking lumps for you all? I am here to answer seriously when I can be of help and give shit when I feel like it. I rarely pay attention to who asks a question, I don't loose sleep over DR's I rarely participant in religious or political threads for my own sanity. I am aware of your presents and am glade you exist. I wont defend you unless I agree with you, If I disagree I have no problem telling you why I...

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Anyone from Willmar, MN or Raymond? I am hoping to find my child's father...He has been absent for 8.5 years and I am remarried and my Son wants to be adopted. ANYONE KNOW TIM BEARD? Grew up in a suburb of Minneapolis knew folks from both places but no I don't know Tim Beard. and have lost contact with anyone who lives in the area whom I'm sure know tim if he is still in the area cuz it's pretty small. good luck

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Does any body know the shortcut way to become rich? Work hard, be honest, pick up shifts, don't burn bridges, keep your ears open and your mouth shut. Remember the only ting you have complete control of is your integrity, and you can't do good business with bad people.

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Is there something you would like to share? I have some Jolly Ranchers; you can have all the apple ones.

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Is any running candidate for president planning onlegalizing marijuna or using it for medical, what are there stances? Bob Barr, Libertarian candidate. http://www.lp.org/issues/platform_all.shtml

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I have alot of acid in my system and with my ear peircings i got an infection beacuse i am allergic to fake jewlery, so would i have to get a silver or gold plated ring? Ask for surgical steel. Thats what they use for body piercings. It will cost a bit more but is much less (or none) reactive. people can react to silver (rather common) gold is unreactive but depending on what is under the gold plating (wich easily comes off) you can very well have a reaction. If they don't have surgical steel studs go somwhere else.

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What is your favorite War movie and the best part of it? I can't believe no one has mentioned my to two yet: The Dirty Dozen" and " Big Red 1" both staring Lee Marvin. Also "Hamburger Hill", "April Morning", "The Good The Bad and The Ugly" (although technically a western; overlapped with the US Civil War) Other I like that have been mentioned:"Patton", "Platoon", "Casualties...

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Do you like strawberries? Yes and after I finish this cig, I will have a strawberry ice cream cone.

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What part of the body do men find most attractive? My own body, or a females body? Either way a big fan of our (mine and her) reproductive organs.

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What rate does the Reserve Bank try and keep inflation at? Ideally they would like to have NO inflation, but since this isn't practical. They want to keep it as low as possible while still allowing for economic growth.

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I am from little country Latvia, capital Riga. I am wondering if anybody knows something about Latvia, and if you do, that what is your concept of it? I know were it is and that the Baltic states in general have been have some disagreements (lets say) over the past several years. beyond that I am embarrassed to say I know very little.

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What is the true origin of the "F" word? (Not getting Penalty Boxed tonight!) According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary. Main Entry: friend Pronunciation: ˈfrend Function: noun Etymology: Middle English frend, from Old English frēond; akin to Old High German friunt friend, Old English frēon to love, frēo free Date: before 12th century

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Can you summarize your worldview in just one sentence? Full of too many ignorant a-holes who can't or won't think for themselves. (I added the second part becouse of the category)

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How do get your stomache to quit hurting? I find a glass of milk is good for heartburn (if you don't like milk have chocolate milk). Slightly flat lemon/lime soda (like sprite or 7-up) is good for nausea.

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What is your internet 'homepage'? Who will join me in setting Answerbag as their new homepage? Google search page is my home. AB is my first bookmark. I don't intend to change my setup.

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Anyone ever used one of those ipod car cassette adaptors? Is it any good? I used one recently for a cross country trip in someone else's car. it worked great compared to the FM modulator I paid twice as much for. I would defenatly recommend the product.

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What conspiracies do you believe in? On 9/11 the plane that crashed in Pennsylvania was not a result of passengers storming the cockpit. I firmly believe it was shot down by the US military. I think Oswald was the lone shooter but have trouble believing he wasn't influenced by outside powers.

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What's the difference between jail and prison? 1 year to life.

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Do you tip your bartender? How much do you tip? If I'm just drinking 1-2 bucks per drink. If I'm eating at the bar 15-20% of the bill.

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Have you ever considered being a contestant on Jeopardy? I could take the JR's, but then I'd probably pull a Cliff Clavan and blow final Jeopardy.

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Do female animals have orgasms? my girl sure dose.

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Have you ever licked your plate clean when nobody was watching? Yep, and I fulling intend to do it again in the future!

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What color bar of soap are you currently using in your home? Hand soap it orange liquid. shower soap is blue liquid.

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Who has heard of Yuengling beer? Like it? Brewed in Pottsville Pennsylvania, Americas oldest brewery (although there recipes are fairly new). No never heard of it.

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LIST 5 REASONS BONES ARE USEFUL IN THE BODY Helps in pressing caps lock.

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What if your 14 year old daughter wants to take the GED test? Sure, but she's still going to finish high school.

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Who here actually watches the World Cup Soccer? I do. I also watch other international soccer matches wen I have a chance.

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I my roomie has a container of whipped butter that expired back in February. It's not moldy, but could it still be bad? Should I toss it? Butter DOES go rancid. It probably wont kill you but it will not taste good.

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How many boxes of cereal do you have in your house? none.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear Beverly Hills? "Billies", followed by "Cop"

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Sometimes we all need a laugh at the end of a hard day, don't you agree? I've seen this video before, but I got it again and it made me smile. (see my answer) Sooo... Are you going to post a FUNNY video?

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Why do chickens let us take their eggs? We are bigger. They aren't really happy about it, but they can't even fly so what are they going to do about it? I'll tell you what nothing!

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WHO ELECTS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE!!!

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A 5-foot-long boa constrictor caught slithering around a middle school had some help getting to class. His owner, a student at Wooddale Middle School, smuggled the reptile in his backpack. Did you ever take anything to school that you shouldn’t have? Weed.

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What is one Beatles song everyone should know the lyrics to? Revolution 9

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How do you equate your success on Answerbag? what do I equate it with?

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Do you have a pic of you pulling off a Capitan Morgan pose? (can I see it?) I don't have a photo, but I am drinking Captain Morgan.

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What do you get when you cross paris hilton and Lindsay Lohan? Cabbage.

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Why would someone steal money from a Girl Scout and apparently show no remorse at all? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1817371 There parents don't believe in spanking. This didn't happen far away from the girl scout incident.

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Why haven't you called? I didn't believe your real number began 911

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Which Mountain Dew variety is your favorite? (I've listed them) I like the original, if i want an energy drink I like the Amp.

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An What exactly does "a conviction does not necessarily disqualify you from consideration for emplyment" mean? I was already sent an offer letter so i know I am qualified and all I have are misdemeanors? And this is an equal opportunity employeer? Usually that box is referring to felonies so your misdemeanors would not require you to check that box. if you do have a felony and you fail to check that box they can fire you latter for giving false info. If you check the box you may still be eligible depending on what that conviction was for.

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Guys: Did your dad always seem to flirt with your girlfriends when you brought them around the house? No but I had to straighten out my brother-in-law once.

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Other than T-shirts, what would be some other cool stuff to sell at the Answerbag store? (I need some Outside The Bag leaf bags.) I could use some more socks. I also need a new grill.

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Read an article that stated if you ignore your gay feelings then you are ok by God(Jev). I say just because you ignore it, doesn't mean it isn't there, thinking and wanting it is the same as doing it. Do you think this article is a load off crap too? I don't think god cares either way when it comes to being gay, but thinking about something and acting on something are NOT the same thing.

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Are individuals who focus on guns and the unacceptability of gay marriage "bitter," as Senator Barack Obama has claimed? Is it at least within the ballpark? I don't find those two issues are even related to each other.

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MY DAUGHTER IS 14 YEARS OLD AND PREGNENT BY A 20 YEAR OLD BOY. I TURNED THE 20 YEAR OLD IN TO THE POLICE. MY DAYGHTERS MOUTHER MY EX KEEPS LETTING HER SEE THE 20 YEAR OLD BOY. CAN THE MOUTHER BE CHARGED WITH ANY THING AND IF SO HOW DO I SEE THAT SHE IS FIND YOUR CAPS LOCK YOU "MOUTHER" F**KER! -

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Should tipping be an obligation or can I tip based on how well the job was done? Tips should be based on quality, but if your not willing to tip extra for exceptional service then stay at home, and count your pennies.

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In order, who is good, who is bad and who is ugly? Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef Aldo Giuffre, Eli Wallach

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Why were you given your particular name? They had to name me something. One mans name is as good as another's.

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How many of the same club can you legally have in your golf bag If I'm not mistaken you can have 14 clubs total, they can all be the same club if you want, as long as the total dose not exceed 14.

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Whats the worse accident you ever had when cooking? (i cut my finger with a hand blender yesterday) Oyster shucker through the middle of my palm. I mean all the way through.

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Does mondays seam like it should still be the weekend to you? Yes, same with Tuesday through Thursday for that matter

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If a man asks a woman out for the first time and she says yes, but adds, "This is not a date, just friends going out." , is it clear that she's not interested? Little girls playing littles games.

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Is salt really that bad for you? If so why? It raises blood pressure, I have very low blood pressure so a little extra salt isn't a problem for me, but thats just me.

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A real life Darth Vader wannabe wearing a garbage bag as a cape attacked a "Jedi Church" leader with a metal crutch. What do you make of this? (Link in first anwer) When uber-nerds attack! I don't know which is worse a jadi church are a dingle berry acting like Vader and attacking the members. I doubt any would be much of a lose to the world.

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If you choke a smurff what colour would it turn? Duplicate, sorry.

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Have you ever seen/done an senior prank? We had the old crickets in the hallways, minnows in the drinking fountains. someone wrote the year with weed killer on the football field. And someone liberated a few lab rats too.

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When was the last time you went for a bike ride? It's been a while since I rode a bike; but I goofed around on my unicycle for a while yesterday.

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Who here is a smartass? No, I have a dry sense of humor, I am quick witted, and sarcastic. Wait I suppose that means yes I am a smartass.

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Would you order a "mail order" bride? I would need to get a lot more stamps. I don't think I would, no.

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Which side is your left hand on when looking at your mirror image? The end of my left arm.

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If I took a peek into your bedside drawer, what would I find? The gouged out eyeballs of the last person that went snooping around!

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Which was the better movie, Saving Private Ryan or 300? Private Ryan, easy.

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Would you rather go to Six Flags, Disneyland or Knotts Berry Farm? Six flags, been to the other two they are great for kids, but if I'm looking for rides, knotts and Disney are the wrong places to be.

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What do you consider a sexy sport? Beach volleyball.

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How many is "a few"? More than a couple, less then a bunch, less than alot, around the same a several.

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Your supervisor tells you do to something in a way you know is dead wrong. What do you do? Wrong as in it will becouse problems rather than fix them or wrong legally or morally. In the first situation I would argue against the rational and if they insisted do it anyway. Being very careful to bite my tung when I told you so times comes around. In the legal or moral situations I would explain why it is illegalimmoral and the ramifications of doing such a thing. If they insisted I...

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OK, so the presidential contest is going to be decided by a talent show, a la American Idol but not limited to music. (Stand-up comedy, tap dancing, mime, pie-baking, hog-raising, - all OK.) What kind of acts could Hillary, Obama, & McCain do? Hillary can tell fictional stories set in the past, Obama can tell fictional stories set in the future, and McCain can tell war stories as a ventriloquist with his dentures acting as his puppet.

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What's your favorite quote from or about Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons? thats were the troll lives, he tells me to burn things. (in regards to a fire) at my house we call em ught oohs. The doctor says my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I would just keep my finger out of there.

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Who will be fired first, Joe Girardi, Willie Randolph, or John McLaren? I think Willie is done.

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Choose your ten out of these: Corn flakes or rice Krispies; Chocolate or Fruit; Bath or Shower; Go to work or take day off; DVD or Movie house; Radio or TV; Vegetable or Meat; Tea or Coffee; Alcohol or Water; Rainy day or Snowy day Rice krispies, fruit, shower, day off (duh), DVD, TV, meat, coffee, alcohol, rain

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If you were a cowboy/cowgirl would you wear a black hat or a white one? Why? Black, becouse bad is good baby! yea!

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Kylie Minogue is 40 today. Is she becoming a pop legend? I think pop legend is kind of an oxymoron.

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Do you like ice cream or cake ice cream.

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You have five seconds to decide if you would prefer a free cruise or five thousand dollars. Which do you chose? cash.

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Queen Latifah, the rapper, is really singing the blues, what do you think about that? ( I mean, like really , she is singing blues now) Anything that keeps her from trying to act is fine with me.

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Have you ever fallen down the stairs? it was a falling sensation, then it hurt a lot.

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Where can i buy a gag box of Soilent Green crackers? Mmmmm people crackers! *drooling like Homer Simpson*

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On my grocery receipt, why do they give me the stores number, instead of the hottie's number, that rang me up? It should have her name on it. thats a start.

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Which recent movie do you think will be remade in 30 years? Base on recent history of Hollywood's lack of imagination, I say all of them.

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After washing you dishes, do you let them air dry, or dry them with a towel? Is it unhygenic to towel dry? Air dry. I am already doing enough work in washing the dishes.

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I'd walk a million miles for one of your ... ? ... Klondike Bars

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Did you ever try skiing? (water or snow) I have done both.

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What is your all time best lame excuse? I would have been here sooner if I left earlier. or It worked until it broke.

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What's your favourite brand of clothing and why? Vans for shoes, lucky brand for jeans, brooks brothers for dress shirts.

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Battle of the V Poll : Which song is better ~ "Pussy" by Lords of Acid or "Fuck the pain away" by Peaches I like LOA, not familiar with Peaches. BTW someone will probably flag and DR becouse you wrote the word "fuck", but whatever.

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Do u buy or download music? I ussually buy cd's. I know it's old fashioned but I like to have the hard copy in a case with the artwork.

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Have you ever fell asleep on the bus and missed your stop? yes.

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If you were putting on your sock and found me a half an inch tall stuck inside, what would you do? I would smash you with my shoe. then throw your carcass and the sock away.

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I have red hair with blonde highlights now and it keeps getting lighter in the sun because it is dyed. I want to know if A. I can dye it golden blonde without it going orange or funky or B. Should I just re-dye it red with blonde highlights? Stick with red. I think red hair is super sexy.

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What is stopping you from getting a tattoo? Can't decide what to get and were to put it.

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Can my landlord keep all $400.00 of my pet deposit? Most places I have lived specifically say the pet deposit is none refundable. Why they call it a deposit rather than a charge? I don't know.

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Is anyone excited about the new Ghostbusters video game? It's said to be the 3rd part of the movie franchise. I am supper excited for it. I usually by games used about a year after release to save money, but I will get this one immediately.

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Do guys like it when girls wear allot of eyeliner? Can't speak for others but I don't.

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Have you ever hit a girl? I have four older sisters, you bet I have hit them.

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Are you: (1) in love, (2) love someone, (3) don't know, (4) looking, (5) not looking? Looking, but kinda half-assed.

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Whose plays are traditionally associated with the Globe Theatre? Didn't you answer your own question by selecting the proper category?

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What is an aspect of your house that you would change? I rent an apartment, but If I could I would knock down a wall to expand my kitchen.

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If the Times Square New Year’s Day crowds in 2000 were TWICE THE SIZE of 2001’s crowds, doesn’t that imply that the new Millennium really started in 2000? I didn't realize our calender was based on attendance numbers at a party.

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My microwave, dishwasher, and garbage disposal all conked out at the same time…in what order do you think I should replace them? I go garbage disposal, then dishwasher, and I wouldn't worry about the microwave.

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What impact has David Beckham had on American soccer? hear are a couple articles. http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/beckham_an_inspiration_to http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/mls_signs_david_beckham_to

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Who was expecting more from the simpsons movie It was pretty much what expected. A long episode of The Simpsons.

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Do you prefer gold or silver jewellery? Silver, or at lest silver in color. I find yellow gold gaudy and tacky.

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Other than movies, tv, or music related info, can you name other special events that happened in the 80's? (I'm putting together 80's trivia!) Berlin wall came down, and The Tiananmen Square protests both in 1989

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Would you rather eat pancakes, French toast, or waffles? I choose "freedom" toast

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Do you live far from the sea or ocean? 3 blocks to the bay, 5 miles to the beach.

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Whats your favorite sport and how long have you been playing it? Golf, and bowling.

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Did you find the 'Senator Craig Bobble-Foot' giveaway at the St. Paul Saints minor league baseball game amusing or in poor taste? I think it's funny. I have been to Saints games and they have all kinds of fun games, and giveaways. It's more fun than watching the Twins play

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Imagine you are in a room with 3 switches. In an adjacent room there are 3 bulbs (let's say in lamps which are on a regular table), each switch belongs to one bulb. All are off at the moment. It is impossible to see from one room to another. No help from Turn two on, then turn one of those off, see which is still warm.

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Is it legal for a waitress to change the tip amount on a credit card? My husband tipped 10% for a carry out order but when our bank processes it the tip amount was changed to 20% Thats credit card fraud, and is quite illegel.

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What is something different you eat and do not think many other people eat it too? I put mayo on hot dogs.

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I have large red lumps that have appeared on the left of my back and left breast near the nipple, is an allergie? I am no doctor but I would be happy to examine you.

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What are your views on hunting, and how do those views stand up against the fact that in nature animals hunt and are hunted? I have no issue with hunters. I find most of them are better environmentalist than most animal rights activists.

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Atheists: What do you think of those people who claim that deep down inside you believe in God? Trying to argue reason with someones faith is like trying to kick water up hill. It ain't going to happen.

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If a chef on a cooking show uses bad language, do you find it offensive? It takes more than bad words to offend me.

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Do you own a mortar and pestle? Are they just for decoration or do you use them? How often and for what kind of cuisine? I use mine for grinding herbs and spices for rubs.

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Do they sell 'Hula Hoops' (Crisps) in the U.S.A? This is the only type of hula hoop I have ever scene here.

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What is one FOOD you don't want to see DEEP-FRIED at a CARNIVAL? Ice water. But it might be kinda entertaining when the stand goes up in flames.

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If the Hamburglar and Karen Black had a child what do you suppose it would look like? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How would you rather die, drowning or on fire? Burn. drowning or suffocation freaks me out. I've spent enough time in kitchens to get some nasty burns it sucks but it doesn't scare me like not being able to breath.

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Im doing a crossword and cannot find a 5letter word beginning with the letter B for a sweet wine,can anyone help? blanc

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If you had just one bullet...Who would you hit??(all emos will anwser myself:P) They guy that took the rest of my bullets!

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If you could buy the rights to a word, and only you could have the word, what word would it be? word. "the" it is the most commonly used word so I figure I could make some cash on royalty charges.

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Do you break more dishes during regular use or when washing them? Washing (or drying) them.

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Are movie ratings a consideration when you see a movie? No, but if I'm buying a DVD I go with the "Unrated" version.

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At a barbecue, are you a hamburger or hotdog person? Burger, I like both, but I like a lot of topping on my dogs that are not always available at a BBQ. I can eat a burger plain if I have to.

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Did you go to Jr. High, or Middle School? I had a Jr high. that school district has since switched to the middle school format.

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What was your favorite high school hang out? There was a restaurant named Maggies that was a good place for a long breakfast or an extended lunch. had we not been in the mood to go to class.

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What instrument did you take lessons for as a kid? Percussion.

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What are the worst wedding colors you’ve seen? Black and orange, it wasn't Halloween.

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What is a memorable characteristic of your first bike? My folks brought it back from a trip to Italy. It was bright red and had white tires. It was soo RADICAL.

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What fast food restaurant do you eat at the most? I guess Burger King, but I can't remember the last time I ate at any fast food place.

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What’s an admirable trait of your father? Hard work,and honesty.

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What is the oddest tattoo you’ve seen? An upside down horseshoe. they didn't realize it was supposed to like like a u rather than a n.

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What is the last thing you stapled? A resume.

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What is the Penalty Box? What is it like to be in it? It's where you go and you feel shame, and then you get freed.

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Yesterday, I tried "self hypnosis" using this technique: http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-Self-Hypnosis Not a question.

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I saw this strange fruit in an organic grocery store the other day, it was orange, about the size of a large baked potato and was covered in hard spikes. What was it? "kiwano" or horned melon.

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If you were a country what would your national animal be? They majestic cocker-sparrow.

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Does anyone agree with me when i say that horses are the most overrated animal? Manatees are more over rated. They are slow, ugly, stupid, and serve no ecological function. They are going extinct becouse they are genetically unfit for survival.

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Are you wearing anything black right now? My belt is black, and my tee shirt has black writing on it

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The part only costs about $20 but I don't feel like driving to the store. Should I replace it or just keep hitting it with a wrench? Switch and try hitting it with a hammer.

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If you could have only one food for the rest of your life (assuming that this strange situation would not affect your health), which food would you choose? I rarely eat any fast food, but on occason I crave a Whopper.

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Are you able to suffer idiots quietly? I don't know. I've never really tried.

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Why do we eat ham on easter when jews hated pork? I always have lamb on easter.

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Is greyhound racing in Florida still legal? Yes, I know of at least 2 operational dog tracks here in the Miami Fort Lauderdale area.

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What do your facial hair look like? Extreme close up.

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Can I have that? You forgot to say please.

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How often do you get spanking on your butt? Not nearly often enough. I have been very naughty!

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Would money corrupt you if you suddenly won millions? and why? More than I already am? I don't think so.

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Why do I like alcohol so much? Your liver is evil and it needs to be punished. I plan on slapping mine around a bit this evening.

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Does your house have a screen door on it? No, but my submarine dose.

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Are you an "old fashion" person? I like a good bourbon old fashion before dinner sometimes but it's hard to find a bartender that can make a good one.

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Will you please bid on my eBay auctions? are you selling Scotch and can it be hear in 30 minutes?

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Do you love The Big Lebowski? He's the Dude, the Dudarodamy, His dudeness.

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Want to play "who would you rather"? Name two celebrities, and the rest of us can comment on who is hotter. Play along, it's fun! Rick Moranis or Dave Thomas.

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Who would you rather spend an intimate evening with: Giada De Laurentis or Rachael Ray? Giada! Racheal needs to go away forever.

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What items are "going, going, gone"? Lets check out the shopping network shall we. Ooooh item number K-143o6 "Stainless steel professional pineapple Slicer" only $14.17 (retail is 23.75)

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Yesterday, my boyfriend went to the movies with 5 other people, 2 of them being girls. today he and i were talking, and he said "yesterday at the movies, something happened." emphasis on something. but he wont tell me what. what do ya'll think that means? Maybe he doesn't want to spoil the movie for you.

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Are you a badger? if not would you like to be one? No, I grew up in Minnesota as a Golden Gopher fan, Therefore I am not allowed to like the Wisconsin Badgers.

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Do groups like the kkk make it impossible to be openly proud to be white without seeming raceist? Kinda, it is also impossible to disagree with Israels policies without being antisemitic.

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Why smoke? It tenderizes and flavors the meat. I have three turkey legs smoking at this very moment. Ohh I need to throw some more wood chips on!

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Sex in the city or indiana jones? i only have money for one. Indy! Sara Jessica Parker makes me want to vomit.

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Do twins run in your family? My brothers are identical, and one of them is a father to fraternal twins.

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My girlfriend gets mad everytime i discuss her loseing weight ' told her she could pull my pickup across the parking lot for exercise 'an now shes pissed' did i do something wronge? you have a pair of testicles hang off your trailer hitch don't you.

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Ever had aural sex? I tried but she heard me cuming.

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What type of duck is your favorite? The ones with big fat livers! Mmmm foie gras.

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If you were able to be in a commercial, what would you indorce? Pet fish, foi gras, chrome film, Trident knives, and almost any kind of scotch, bourbon or rum. to list a few.

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What does your AB T-shirt look like, when its soaking wet? A lot like my nipples.

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Why dont people beleive in God hes real and I dont want god doesnt work for me wannabes trying to convert me You don't want me to try and convert you to reason just like I don't want you to try and convert me to fallacy.

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Is Britain going to win the Eurovision song contest or will we be cheated again? I don't know, you guys got booted by Croatia in futbal, Soo its probable you will loose this one too.

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I always make sure my toenails are nicely painted. I can't stand it when women leave their toenails unpolished, it just does'nt look right! Does this bother you also? If I get her shoes off I'm not worried about her toenails unless they are really rank..

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How do you get the "dents" out of new carpet where the furniture was sitting? I find a combination of scratching, pulling, and rubbing it is the best method.

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How come when your kids come home from school they fight with each other, and scream at each other really loud like we can't hear them, what is going on are they crazy or are they just trying to make us crazy? I think i'mm going to take a bath! Yes! Enjoy your bath!

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What are your thoughts on the following statement about theology v. mythology? "Theology can be defined as what my group and I think about God. Mythology is what anyone outside my group thinks about God." I think theology needs thought and reason while mythology needs creativity and and blind faith. same as philosophy = theology and religion = mythology.

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What are your thoughts on children? They are rude, smelly, selfish, and disgusting! And I can't can't wait to have one of my own.

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Do you have any A1 sauce in your fridge? Holy crap I almost asked this yesterday. No I don't, and I have never bought it. But I have a recipe that calls for it so it is on my list.

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Is slapping a 14 month old baby's hand an effective way teach them not to touch things that shouldn't be touched? It's better than getting a sever burn on the hand, but I didn't learn until I got the sever burn. And sometimes I wonder if I have learned yet! By the way knives cut hands as well as food.

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He holds me really tight in his arms every night? A question mark dose not make this a question.

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Ankara nakliyat üzerine ffaliyet gösteren firma. Sweet!

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What are you not telling me when you don't look me in the eyes? I find the girl behind you attractive.

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If I gave you a racehorse, what would you name it? Winor dog meat. or spendy glue.

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What errors can be found in the Bible? Pick a page, read a word. it's all fiction. Fiction with a mostly positive message but still fiction. Thanks for the DR's that are sure to come.

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If you feel sick all the time are you really sick or is it just in your mind? Well, your defenatly not dead... yet!

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How "old" is mid40s? Medium.

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Should you vacc ur kitten Only if you have a "Flowbee" attached.

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Should all diet pills be banned? No but people need to smarten up and stop buying them and as a result of a free market they will stop making them.

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What is the most random, pointless fact you know? If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar

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Do you wanna see my Myspace? http://www.myspace.com/kissmyhartzell No

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Have you ever hidden in the trunk of a car to get into the drive-in theater free? I only went to one ,and it was in a station wagon so there wasn't really a trunk.

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Would you boycott Hilton hotels to stop Paris Hiltons' reign of terror? I boycott gossip TV, Newspapers, and Magazines in order to stop them all! But I need some help.

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Do you avoid answering questions asked by known trolls even if they are good questions? I rarely look at who asked a question. I answer what ever questions I feel like. When I'm bored I go to friends questions, becouse I like to answer them after a few days to give them a second shot at the front page. And I look at any new friend requests question history before making a decision on accept or reject as friend.

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Can you still buy Pop Tarts? I have found the stores prefer you buy them over just taking them home.

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What Did Captain Hook Say in the Bakery? Give over the Pan. or I brought my own dough hook.

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Do you think Drew Carey will ever live up to Bob Barker? As long as I live I don't think I will ever get used to not seeing B^2 hosting the Price is Right. Perhaps if Drew makes it 30 years, I'll give him a chance.

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If my wife weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood, and therefore...? BURN THE WITCH!!!!

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Is it actually valid to place the overall blame of the extreamly high levels of violence in America all on video game violence? Or do you think its basically a scam to cover up the fact that the government isnt making a conscious effort to stop it? It's a well documented fact that Hitler was a Grand Theft Auto junky, While Stalin was way into Halo. I believe Genghis Con was into Space Invaders.

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Why r their so many songs about rainbows and whjy do they make us sooo sad Because of the lovers, the dreamers, and me.

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Would you date someone who did drugs? Depends on what kind and if they share.

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What is hollywood missing? Creativity.

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April 08 was the coldest April in 117 years and May 08 is most likely going to be the same. Does this mean that all of our worries about man made global warming are over? The earths climate has fluctuated since the beginning of time. We are in a cooling cycle at the moment in which man made global worming is cushioning us. On the next worming cycle the man made pollution will amplify the the heat.

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What is the worst thing you can say when you get caught cheating? I thought she was you!

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Are you 100% anything? 100% all man beefcake, and single.

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What is the movie that still tickles your funny bone even though it's old? Most of my choices have been used already but the ones that haven't been mentioned : Stripes, King Pin, The Big Lebowski, both Ace Ventura movies, and almost anything done by Kevin Smith i.e. Clerks, Mall Rats ect.

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You must perform at tonight's talent show. What will you do? I will ride a unicycle or juggle. Haven't quit got the skills to do both at the same time yet.

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Have you ever had a drink called the Gypsy Hooker? It calls for Tequilla and Pickle Juice! I'd rather just have the pickle juice. no good has ever come from tequila!

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What is the most random, pointless fact you know? The tongue of the Giant Anteater is over 2 feet long.

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The House just passed a bill to sue OPEC for high prices and limiting supplies, Now what? The bill dies in the Senate.

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Does God hav a sense of humour... If so where does it shine? The platypus proves god's sense of humor.

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If you fell in love with someone who was allergic to your pet(s), would you get rid of your pet(s)? I have never met anyone allergic to fish.

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What's the most disturbing Wikipedia article? I don't read wikipedia because it is an invalid source of information.

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What is the most random, pointless fact you know? The state of Minnesota has three (3) continental divides.

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When is the last time you shaved anything? I just shaved my face about 15 min ago.

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What is the most random, pointless fact you know? Banana trees are the world largest herb.

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In your opinion.. what is the most PAINFUL way to die? and how would you like to go? I think drowning or suffocation would be the worst. Freezing to death would be ok.

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If you knew you were getting fired at the end of the day tomorrow, would you do anything differently at work before being told you were fired? Use up my sick days and vacation days before I no called no showed.

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Nothing hits the spot like a good_______? Archer.

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Someone else on here recently posted about a snake eating them to their ankles. It interested me. What in fact would happen to your feet? Do they get just doused in saliva? Would your toes break? Why don't you just look at the responses to the original question? You must be new here.

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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Hi doggies.

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Should college athletes be paid and/or be allowed to have endorsements? They are being paid with an education in the form of scholarships.

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What in fact would a snake do if it got down to my ankles? Wouldn't it stop? Aren't feet too odd an angle for them to take in? Or would my toes just get covered in slime? A snake big enough to get that far would have no trouble eating your feet.

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If you could only drink 1 alcholic drink for the rest of your life,(any mixers allowed) what would it be? Just one? a pint of bourbon.

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When was the last time someone tickled your feet? About half a second before they got kicked in the face. It was an accidental reaction, but a lesson was learned that day.

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Had xbox 360 from april 2006 my son put it on last night 3 red light around the ring please help It's F**ked. You need to send it to Microsoft for repair. I'm on my 3rd one in under a year.

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I need a Xbox 360 I would go PS3, I just replaced my 2nd 360 in under a year, Thank goodness I got the warranty. I really don't even play that much.

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What does it mean for you if ye see this jargon "moist" written on the tag of a "chocolate" cake in an advertisement? It means that the cake is not dry.

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Would you treat me different if you found out I was famous, really famous? It depends on what you were famous for. Since you choose the category "movie stars and celebrities" I would guess that means entertainment I would probably loose a bit of respect for you. If you are famous for actually to something to contribute to the world then you would gain respect.

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My jacket says it contains lead should i still wear it? It will protect you from radiation. Like others said just don't eat it.

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What's on your grocery list when you invite the new president to your house for dinner? Raman for the prez I'm not wasting any money on feeding that jack ass. (and yes I know you said "new" all three possibilities are suck)

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Jesus said "the father is greater than I" doesn't this prove that the trinity is not a blble teaching? Are you trying to argue religion with logic? good luck with that pal.

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I would like to know if anyone has had success bowling with the thumb and middle finger only. I found that I can prevent the ball from backing up using these two fingers. I am a novice bowler. Is this a habit that may be detrimental? You can roll however you find comfortable. I don't have thumb holes drilled in my balls. I only use my middle and ring fingers. Sometimes I don't use any fingers if I'm throwing reverse spin at the 10 pin. If you are going to throw in a sanctioned competition there are some rules on where the holes can and can't be drilled in relation to the balls center of gravity, but...

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What are the differences between conservatives and libertarians? The main difference is Libertarians believe in personal freedom and choices with less central government control. It's kinda of like a conservative without the "religious right".

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What's the lyrics, Blinded by the light "reved up like a duce another loner in the night"? I believe it is "cut loose like a deuce" . like she was discarded like a bad card in poker in an attempt to get a better card.

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If You have two choices which would you pick 1. Get a house you've always wanted for free with out any charge. 2. Get one hundred billion $'s I'll take the cash, buy or build my dream house then still have well over 99,995,000,000.00 bucks left to purchase the world and rule with an iron fist.

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My boyfriend is a catholic and married in a traditional african wedding. he is in the process of getting a divorce after he caught his wife having an affair with his own bestfriend.can we get married in the catholic Church after he gets his divorce? No, unless his first marriage is annulled, a simple divorce will not suffice in the eyes of the Catholic Church. They don't recognize any divorce.

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Who is Prince Harry's girlfriend? I heard it was Amy Winehouse. (JK)

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Name one thing you'd never travel without? At least one pair of shoes.

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Whats a painless way to die. and dont tell me by using a gun. think of another way that a person can die painlessly. tell me ya´ll. i wanna know That machine Dr.Kevorkian invented.

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I have a bees (or what look like bees) burrowing holes in my garden. They don't seem irritated by my digging or planting. Do I need to worry about this and what are these things?? Can I plant my flowers still? Bees are good for your garden, just be aware of them. If you are allergic I would get some poison and remove them, but if they aren't bothering you let them be.

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I just found out my sister-in-law won't give her 11-year old daughter the HPV vaccine (which can prevent cervical cancer) because she thinks it gives her permission to be promiscuous. Isn't it more important to keep your child healthy? I disagree with your sister in law, but frankly it's really none of my or your business. It's her child and she needs to raise her the way she feels is right.

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Is there a term for people that love to treat service people like waiters, waitresses and clerks badly for their own sick enjoyment? The F**ks at table __.

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How many questions do you usually post on AB daily ,approximately? 1 or 2 a week. I answer a couple dozen a day.

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It's raining, what are we going to do now? A nice glass of cognac is always nice on a stormy eve.

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Where do the Simpsons live? I would wager their is at least one Simpson in most cities and decent sized towns in the US it is a pretty common name.

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Miller Lite vs Bud Light, The battle begins, choose your beer and explain why! If I stooping that low.. I'll take one of each. At that point I'm obviously not being picky and must really need one.

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Men: Do you like cooking? I do, and am the only one who cooks in my house. Sometimes I even bake!

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Which 20th century dictator do you think actually did good for their country? If I had to find a positive, Hitlers militarization effectively ended Germans economic depression. Then with the spread of war ended the depression in the rest of Europe and in America.

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Is anyone afraid to fly how do you get over that fear? I'm not afraid of flying it is the idea of suddenly stopping flying at 30,000 feet that worries me. I get over it with booze.

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Who really killed Martin Luther King Jr.? It says on wiki that later in 2000 it was reported by the killers son of someone other than Ray. Wiki is not a valid reference.

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Who wants to compete in a 200 millimeter dash? Ready... set... go. I win! Two out of three? GO! I win again. didn't hear me say go?

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This is the song that doesn't end, and it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it now knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that doesn't end, and it goes on and on my friend. Some..... Why did someone give this points? you people are ridiculous.

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To which do you ascribe- censorship or "If you dont like, dont look at it?" I go with freedom.

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Does anyone remember: "The Electric Company" from PBS(early-mid '70s)? I just read they are revamping it for the new century, starting in Jan 2009. HEEEY YOOOU GUUUYS! Of course I remember, they had some good bits a little more advanced than Sesame Street and Mr. Rodgers

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How many of you will be going to the Bonaroo Festival in Tenn. this year? Never heard of it.

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When you first joined AB, did you hang out in a certain category or subcategory before venturing out? Or were you more bold, jumping right into questions on the homepage? I pretty much went straight to the home page.

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What color is the container you are drinking out of? It's a gray mug shaped like a skull with purple trim.

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Did you enjoy kiss chase when you were very young or did it terrify you? I never played, I can guess what it entails. I'm sure these days it would be billion dollar sexual harassment suit.

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Put on those tye-dyes! Who else besides me has been to more than 10 Grateful Dead shows? I had tickets to what would have been the next show in Chicago when Jerry died. It would have been my first.

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How often will the politicians contradict themselves and try to weasle their way to get votes? As many times as there are molecules in the universe.

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What was your reaction when Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey got married? This is the first I'm hearing about it. I guess I'm wondering who Nick Cannon is. I obviously don't follow celebrity gossip.

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How many feet is their in sea elevation feet zero.

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I have a friend who just got a tattoo of a 3 ball and a 8 ball on his arm, what does it mean Perhaps he was born in 1983. Birth year is pretty common for ink. Just a guess only your friend can answer for sure.

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What are some household acids Vinegar is a pretty common one.

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Do you think you could survive Canada's long COLD winters? I lived in Minneapolis for 18 years so yea I could survive, but there is a reason I moved to Miami.

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Does it annoy you when you see the same user asking the same consecutive question over and over and over again but with slightly different phrasing? Do you answer one, all, or ignore? Yes it does bother me. I skip over them.

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Is anyone besides me getting just a blue square on their personal profile instead of the bag with their level? No I still have a "Sack O' Points".

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How does a boy become a man? IF by Rudyard Kippling If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs And blaming it on you. If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you But make allowance for their doubting too. If you can dream and not make dreams your master. If you can think and not make thoughts your aim. If you can meet with triumph and disaster. And treat those two impostors just the...

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Who wants a chinchilla? Sure, if you have an extra one.

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Relieved or disappointed in former Democratic presidential nominee John Edwards endorsing Senator Obama? First John Edwards never got the presidential nomination from the Democratic party. Second I don't think it matters.

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Besides cow's, goat's and sheep's milk, what other animal milk is drunk by humans? Water buffalo (as in buffalo mozzarella) is one. I believe yak my be used in some pats of the world (like the Himalayas) as well.

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What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you? I don't know how people think Sara Jessica Parker is the least bit attractive. I think she is hideous.

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Crap i got a 50 on a science test i am not happy will you say somthing funny to make me happy? Just study religion instead then science wont matter.

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THE KING IS BACK! WHO MISSED HIM? How did you become king? I didn't vote for you.

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How do you cut a watermelon & store the leftovers? I cut it in half long ways. then cut half circles about 2" thick sometimes I cut those in half so I have quarters. What I don't use I wrap in plastic wrap.

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Would you rather have a cantaloupe, hondeydew melon, or a watermelon? Defiantly watermelon please.

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How do you off a giant jellyfish monster that can't be cut,sliced or punched into oblivion? I was thinking of setting it on fire,what do you think? Could you salt it like a slug?

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Are you supporting/watching the Olympics even though they are being held in China? I have been pretty bored with the Olympics the last few times around. so I'm not really interested regardless of the host county.

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Did you know that another name for water is dihydrogen monoxide? Thats water.

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How would someone write a book, that would incriminate them in serious crimes of deception. Like pianting a fake Rembranbt or Picasso which was authenticated by world experts ? How? Soo that Picasso I got at the flea market isn't real? NUTS!

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Do you know a recipe for fudge? Yes I do, but it is my great grandfathers recipe. I am not allowed to share that or my other grand fathers BBQ sauce recipe. If I do I will never be heard from again! however next time I make some I will send you a few pieces.

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What is your favorite treat from the ice cream parlor? I split between mint chip, and strawberry ice cream, but always a cake cone.

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How do I increase (make stronger) the orange flavor in my orange cupcakes? I used orange juice for the liquid, but the flavor is still very faint. Add triple sec or Grand Mariner. The alcohol will cook out and leave a concentrated orange flavor. Add orange zest is also a good idea.

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A good friend is having a baby. I tend to knit or crochet a blanket for such an occasion. Is there anything new and different I can knit or crochet as a gift for the new baby? I think a blanket is great. but other ideas would be a hat or socks.

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Why is it when you watch the news there is never any good news? My local news always spends a good portion an some feel-good fluff story. That affects the world in no way. Thats why I don't watch it anymore.

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If you could wake up any time of the day, What time would it be and Why...? It sure as heck would be the 3:00 in the morning that I usually wake up. I have a bad case of insomnia.

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What does it mean to be someone's Salty Dog? They are a beverage consisting of vodka and grapefruit with a salted rim on the glass.

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I would do anything for love but I wont do.....? Negotiate with cheating, or vegetarianism. Those are my two deal breakers.

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What has changed so much that couples don't stay married longer compared to the decades before? People don't think of marriage as the partnership that it is and go into it not realizing that it requires work. People think it should be a Disney fairy tail. They think that it should just be "happily ever after". There is a reasons that the story stops at the wedding. Thats what I think, my aunt believes it is a direct result of the fact that home heating is more wide...

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Should texting while driving be banned? people should not do it, but it should not be legislated. we are supposed to be a "free country" I feel we are getting to be a more fascist country. And by my definition of fascism I mean " a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascist) that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial...

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A father-of-two who suspected his wife was having an affair with another man exacted his revenge by trying to sell her on eBay. What are your thoughts? (humour acceptable) Your not allowed to sell a kidney on e-bay. so the sale wont actually work. I joked with my brother after he was 2 hours late picking up his kid I was babysitting yesterday that I was about to put her up on e-bay. No apology no nothing.

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Who performs the song in the geico caveman commercial " everywhere I go, there's always something to remind me, another place and time..." Good Q. points to all who gave the answer and the question.

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Would you ever go see women playing football? Only if by football you mean soccer.

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Animal rights activists are against Foie Gras. Does anyone here eat it? I don't really care for it based on flavor. the "animal cruelty" is not a factor. those ducks and geese have it pretty good in my opinion.

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How can I get rid of a hangover? A hang over is you bodies reaction to being dehydrated as alcohol is a diuretic. So drink water. Btw I think this a duplicate question but I'm not going to tell!

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From one to awesome, how would you rate taco bell? in a drunken hungry stupor a .5. Any time else a negative infinity!

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Is the fast food place Sonic any good? I am curious too. I see commercials, but I have never seen a store.

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Should the bible be banned from schools for its violent intolerant content? No book should be banned nor should any book be required against the parents wishes. All should be available and any reading should be encouraged.

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If you were the killer in a slasher film, which would be your weapon of choice? What would be your calling card, so to speak? Ether followed by a live burial. No calling card thats how they get convictions.

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What weird thing attracts you to someone else? May not be that weird but I am a sucker for a girl with a "boyish" haircut.

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Is there a point where you would give up on a friend and their issues then turn away? If they are a real friend then no. but to be a real friend of mine takes years of trust. after that has been established I will always be around to help out just as the will be there for me. That is the very definition of a friend in my opinion. I think that many people take the word friendship too lightly like many people take the word love too lightly. if you would give up on them they...

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Whenever I eat with my sister, she steals food from my plate, which annoys me to no end. When I reprimand her about she says that I should let her because she's my sister and I love her(?). How can I get her to stop? Thats ridiculous. I grew up in a restaurant orientated family. in that when we go out it is research and nobody can order the same meal. we all share but is is a ask and give me a bit of yours and I'll give you a bit of mine situation. I had a friend steel my pickle once and I almost punched him in the neck. You don't grab you ask! If they ask you should be willing to share a bite.

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Do guys really feel hurt after breakups? I spent almost as much time in mourning as my last relationship lasted. 2.5 years! I quit my job and could eat for a week.

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Is running away from something for cowards or is it necessary at times? I am a big propionate of the stick and move strategy.

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Are you afraid to ask a silly question? The silly ones are my favorite ones to ask, and answer. I don't really like the term "think outside the box" but I like to do it.

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If you were able to go to China to help in any capacity would you go? Why? In the capacity of overthrowing the government and freeing the people. Sure, if I were able. The way the state is set up now. they act like they live in utopia and everyone is taken care of. They don't need or want outside help.

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Who's your favorite James Bond? Roger Moore is highly under rated as 007.

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Do you deliberately mis-pronounce anything? Yes, sometime I like to pronounce the T in merlot. I also call fajitas fa-ginas.

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Stopped a man for having illegal blue lights on his vehicle. said he bought them at an auto parts store. they change different colors and surround the bottom of an auto. he had them on permanent blue and thus the citation. good stop, bad stop? If I really had nothing better to do I would have issued a warning or a "fix-it-ticket". Some of our laws are just getting ridiculous. "Land of the free" my ass!

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