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What's happening out there?
Freedom
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What do you like to drink when you answerbag?
I've been known to wake up in the penalty box.... COCKTAILS!!!
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What if we all wake up one morning and we had no clothes, what would you do?
Grab some SPF15 and go to work.. Clothes or no clothes I gotta eat and bills gotta get paid..
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Two more days of freedom...what should I cook in my new crockpot?
Pork roast covered in El Pato then shred it and make everything from tamales, tacos and burritos to some killer chilli con carne sandwiches
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What should I do about my leg and arm bone nearly popping out?
Wait for your parents and get wasted with them ( only to kill the pain ;) ). Then tomorrow when your goofy from a hangover go to the ER.
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Do you hear fireworks?
Not yet and lets hope that's all we here instead of the dumb ass drunk with a hand gun...
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What rapper if any has earned your moral support or respect?
Blondie. "rapture"
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What rapper if any has earned your moral support or respect?
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Did Desi Arnaz abuse Lucy?
?????? If so I'm sure he was sorry and worked most of his life regretting it....
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When do you feel most at "Home"?
Doing what I know best
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Is Santa real?
Only if you have money
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Do not________
Charge me for that last beer
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Just how ridiculous can I be?
Orange and blue AB
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Can someone please explain the Illuminati to me?
AB simpleton ness
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If I said I could change the world, and vanquish all religion, would you give me a million dollars?
No but I'd rob your ass until your praying for Jesus to help you!!! LOL
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Why would anyone who truly understands science, believe that intelligence can arise from non-intelligence without Intelligent input?
Gingrich
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What Would My 69 Year Old Girlfriend Want For Christmas?
Terry's 96
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Nastiest thing you can call someone??
Gingrich
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If you dont discipline your children, you dont love them ?
Agreed
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how do you describe eteranty, i can't process this thought!
That was my skull.
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Are deserts necessary for the world ecology?
Yes.... Why, are you anti desert?
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If you could do something and not get caught, what would you do?
Run through a Raiders football game screaming very bad things, painted in charger colors.....
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If you married a Foreigner, would you stay in the United States or go to their Country?
That would make me an "illegal alien" even though that's not my intentions...
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If you married a Foreigner, would you stay in the United States or go to their Country?
That would make me an "illegal alien" even though that's not my intentions...
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What is the percentage of brain usage by average human beings ?
.01%
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Are mexico vacations safe?
Safer than Vegas
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What's your imaginary friend's name?
Wilson...
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Do guys care who sees them pee?
Welcome to MAN WORLD
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Even though we are good people why do we get judged for our past?
Drunk driving bro.... Look everyone makes mistakes but the worst thing you could do is drink and then drive, I'm no angel and its easy to say hey I'm cool, but if you've been busted and you live in a small community then you might find yourself in a cell....FIGHT ON!
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Can you come up with any good names for a fictional summer camp?
Camp your ass here cause your parents are in Mexico
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Are business cards still useful?
Hell yes order the magnetic ones and stick them on mailboxes, works bro . FIGHT ON!
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Slim jim or beef jerky?
Snap into some jerky
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Why do people complain about Illegal Aliens?
I live in Southern California and have worked with and become friends with "illegal aliens" they are people and have values, beliefs and work harder than 90% of you fools that are running your mouth...plus the culture they bring is sweet , to the border agent Sticks and shit move to LA AND HAVE LEGAL TRANSIENTS THROWING SHIT ON YOU...you fools don't have a solid answer...no one does.FIGHT ON!
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Taking a multi-vitamin everyday, Does it really make a difference?
Hell yes even if don't notice
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My next guest is a famous actor and has appeared in numerous films. Please welcome the wonderful _____?
Mr. X
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I'm so _______ that I could _______.
Thirsty, let you buy me a beer
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Who would you choose to wipe your tears?
froot of the loom
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What is the question that you ask yourself?
What is my status?
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What are some things that make you angry?
messy eaters, racist fools, spilt beer
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Who do you think is the anti-christ of our generation, which would be the third anti-christ as predicted by Nostradamus?
I bet you could find a few in any correctional institution.
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Agree or disagree - Music is best medicine for broken hearts?
Sure, works even better with a cold beer
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Best hangover cure?
Mariscos
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Which character was the toughest movie hero?
Dirty Harry. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Js0vkHFmw4y6tM::blog.moviefone.com/2010/07/02/cinematical-movie-club-dirty-harry/&t=1&usg=AFrqEzf2U2cOfbaq5GT7IX_MmcFG0o5uIg
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Is there a Colonix Promo Code?
When I ordered from Dr.Natura it was buy one get one free, maybe try calling for info. I'm sure they would be more than happy to assist you. I did it for 2 months and trust me it works, about a week into the program I really started to feel the benefits. It's like I had my oil and spark plugs changed, my sister was trippin out on how bright and clear my eyes were. Lost some weight and was...
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What are some things that are better in pairs?
carne and corn
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Who was a better leader? George Washington or Benjamin Franklin
are you on drugs
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Why do these so-called stars,Gaga or Cyrus for example,project the personality of a piece of trash then complain when people say something.
You must be a SIMPLETON,,,, FIGHT ON!
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Why are atheists so wrong all the time?
Because were drunk
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Why do atheists want to murder babies?
Because it's legal
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If your house was hunted, what would you do?
gut it and sell it
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If you could ask Satan one question what would it be?
is the beer cold
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Would life be better without celebrities?
NO! think about all the other employed that work on a movie set not to include the designers that make most of the magic happen props, security, catering, loads of people are making a living from these so called celebrities. let them have their fame they are actually helping US!
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Fill in the Blank: I am _________
drunk
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Which movie is best for it's action ?
black hawk down
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Great, so he's a slap hitter. But he's still one of the best hitters of all time. If he's so good, why don't more American major league hitters imitate his style?
almost 3 perfect games this year by pitchers except for the detroit bullshit .. batters without roids dont stand a chance these days
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Can you name a city that starts with "C"? I will start: Chicago.
CLAREMONT
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What are some of the benefits of being a man?
REALLY! everything
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Fill in the blank please: Stop calling me ________.
Pamela Tommy still loves you.
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Who pays real estate taxes in a rental?
Property owner which is usually included in your rent
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Do you think a certain group of rich,smart people want me to go bankrupt?
go with your gut on this one, there is nobody here that has any idea what kinda shit you are smoking or got yourself into..
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How many people die in a year in the USA from taking drugs?
not as many as alcoholic related deaths
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Who is the'Father of LSD?'
Albert Hoffman
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Do you wish you could take a nap during the day like cats do when your tired?
I do everyday during lunch 15-20 minute power nap unbelievable how much it helps
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Have you ever tried ketamine (special k)?
NO!
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do all jobs require a drug test to start?
NO!
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What is the least painful and easyest way to commit suicide? i'm tired of living, and i want a quick and easy death.
Listen to a Steve Miller CD
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if you saw somebody burning a bible,what would you do?
nothing
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my sister found out i crossdress what do i do?
give her back her panties and buy your own brokedick
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Led Zeppelin: Greatest band ever, or overrated?
Not overrated but commercialized
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How many times should you forgive someone? Is there even a limit on forgiving?
hell yes 1 time only!
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Why do I look at the North Pole?
your bi-polar
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Smoking kills, but it's cool so what can you do?
Living is much cooler
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What is dropshipping?
COCKTAILS!!!!!
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Is it possible to float on water where your head is almost entirely above the water and your body is doing little movement?
hold your breath
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Which do you prefer, Basketball, Baseball or Football?
COLLEGE FOOTBALL
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If you argue answers to questions no one really knows the answers to, can you be proven wrong?
NO!
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Are expired vaccines dangerous for pets?
ask the monkeys
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Rich people are better then you, they are Gods compared to simpletons like me. What rich person would you like to pray to?
MAC
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what does it mean when they say something with verb + much? for example- walk much? and can you only use verb for this kind of expression?
much is a way to express how MUCH you like or you think someone likes something, that makes much sense.....cocktails
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How do I send a fax over Internet for free?
WTF
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Everytime I open my cellphone it turns itself off. It fell into the water and I dried it. Any way to fix this problem?
yes
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What is the most important invention in the history of the world?
COMEDY
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Are You Good Enough to Go To Heaven? Take this test and find out!
sure I DONT JUDGE PEOPLE.. or BELIEFS so suck it!
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Do you always keep up with the latest movie releases?
Hell NO! CALIFORNIA hello to much sunshine and pretty girls
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After playing my PS3 for 5-10mins it gives an overheating warning, it isnt against anything what would be blocking the air vents.
vacuum out all dust, if it's an old PS3 you might be shit out of luck..sorry
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I am not able to get to sleep, ever. I haven't slept for more than 3 hours for over a year. Can anyone help?
when i worked graveyard i had the same problem, i started hiking to ease the mind, supplements to lack what i was lacking, working out, and the one that helped me the most reading before bed. find a great story in a book or an article in a magazine anything you feel that you can relate to and enjoy. and have a killer dream.... FIGHT ON!
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I have deleted my administrator user account on my computer now i can only access a liminted account. I am using Microsoft Windows XP Professional and have little computer skills can anybody help. How do I get another administrator acount?
with all the money and wasted time fighting windows you could invest in a MAC and enjoy the internet, i did and the only problem i come across is an empty cocktail..FIGHT ON!
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What is your favorite restaurant (not fast food)?
NORTHWOODS INN- The Clearmans know how to serve up some food
IN-N-OUT - no this is not fast food
The Habit burger grill
The butcher shop
Tropical Mexico- Bomb grub in Pomona, CA
The Derby East
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I am on maternity leave, my boss promised to pay me today, how do I call office & ask if pay is ready?
Forget the phone call kick in the door and say pay up fool or im off to the labor board
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I am on maternity leave, my boss promised to pay me today, how do I call office & ask if pay is ready?
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If you could only eat three vegetables for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Soy beans, brussel sprouts, corn on the cobb
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After you come home from work or school, how long before you pull your shoes off and slip into something more comfortable?
After the steak is off the grill and the beer is gone.
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If your move was paid for you would you want to live in South Africa
Hell yes!
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my 11 year old daughter want to wear thongs but i dont think she should
Stand your ground! and never back down.
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Do you ever feel alone when your surrounded by people
Hell no!
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What is a good mixer to drink with beer?
water
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Is The Marge and Gower Champion Show available on DVD or VHS?
Chevy Apache
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Do you know this movie? About an injured bird who is helped to fly again and it turns out to be the fastest bird in the world.
The black stallion. LOL
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Is there anybody...out there?
TERRYTUKER with a cold six pack
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what's the difference between a sprain and a strain? do you treat them differently?
Your better off breaking it than spraining it.
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Last name "Berry"...What would be a good first name?
Mick
Nick
Chuck
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Did you ever care what people thought of you?
Only family everyone else can suck it
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What are your favorite horror flicks from the 90's? (Top 10 or 20)
The Dallas Cowboys winning all those Super Bowls. Haha
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What do you still have faith in?
BEER
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What is the worst thing lack of sleep can do to you?
make you over sleep
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Which sea animals would be able to swallow a scuba diver whole?
octopussy
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Why are tons of teen girls getting pregnat?
haven't they always? just more of them
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How do you explain the time phenomina, the older you get the faster time goes by. Why?
fried brain cells
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What do you want in your Easter basket?
tickets to stagecoach in Palm Springs
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I have been in a horrible on again off again relationship for almost 10 years. I am ready to leave him, see description.
Your insecure and obviously a bad parent grow up and think of your future as a mother, GET A FUCKING JOB!
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Jeff Foxworthy (Are you smarter than a 5th grader?) strikes me as your average pedophile creep. Does he give you the creeps too?
ONE OF THE ONLY G-RATED STAND UP COMEDIANS THAT IS ACTUALLY FUNNY. YOUR OFF BASE AND A SIMPLETON.
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I hear preachers condemning the use of words like "if & but" in prayers.Is God concerned with hearing the words or listening to meanings?
The word of the day is HARDCORE ignore the hardcore religious fools and look to god for guidance IF he exists he is listening, and that my little buddy is all you need
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What supplements should i take for a Navy SEAL program?
baby seal eyes what else, stay in school!
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I have an amazing idea for a buisness. A barber shop but in the fasion of "Hooters" What would you name it?
there was one here in Upland did not last very long they served wine and beer and actually had a bar you sat at while waiting to get your hair cut awesome idea if done right, good luck hope it takes off. id call it cooters
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why france was in WWI
to fight off the german invasion pre wwII
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If Sarah Palin ran for president, would you vote for her?
HELL NO!
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is it true that if you masurbate you get acne ?
No!
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What is the worst place to live in Los Angeles?
Hunington Park, Lynwood, Inglewood, Compton, South Gate, East LA, North Long Beach, Lenox, Harbor Gateway, Hawaiian Gardens, Maywood, Pacoima, Pomona, Hawthorne................just a few Pick one
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Where is there beer tasting in the Inland Empire?
Hell yes i go beer tasting every weekend
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In private, which are you more prone to do: pick your nose, scoop the corner of your eye, or dig in your ear?
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I need advice on weather I should consider giving my dog to another family.
I just went through the same situation with my dog it was not easy but I believe you need to do what's right for your dog, just remember there's alot of good homes out there good luck.
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What type of radiation do humans emit?
waste
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Can plain popcorn be considered "diet food" ?
hell yes
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Is God the answer?
To What?
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Why do you think God does or does not exist?
God just killed 50,000 + in Haiti and left most to suffer
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What is a big brand or company that uses testimonial propaganda ?
Christians
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Why would a person rather be in a warm climate in January?
snow blows
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How can I convince my Christian girlfriend that self-pleasure is a sin and she must stop?
Self-pleasure is a sin, your brain is contaminated with propaganda and crap i feel sorry for you, but more for your young lady wake up!
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Oh Crap I just had a brain fart and forgot what I was going to ask. Now what should I do?
what up Baxter good to see your hanging around :)
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OK A BOY AT MY SCHOOOL LIKE ME AND I LIKE HIM BUT I AM SO SCARD TO TALK TO HIM WHAT SHULDE I DO
focus on school
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Who's going to win Super Bowl this year?
colts
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What is the worst physical pain to experience?
speaking only from experience a severally sprained ancle took 1st place over two kidney stones
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Does belly button rings hurt as bad as people say?
probably
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do you think its right that a 3rd grader should have a phone?shes 8 years old!
sure my kids got cell phones in the 4th grade its part of the future
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hey i am jessica i was wondering what is johnny depp house address or emali addrea plz tell me if i now those 2 things ok thank you guys.
Share your answer...WOW!
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Does answerbag have a penalty box or did that stop when they dicked the whole site up?
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Are you annoyed or even offended by religious extremest on ab?
never fuck them
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why do people stick toothpicks in hamburgers?
my guess would be to hold them in place
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When my son was born he had to stay in the hospital b\c he was born on suboxone. They were giving him morphine to make him more "comfy". (I don't think he needed it.) A nurse almost O.D. him on morphine. She gave him 10x more than supposed to. Could I sue
do everyone a favor and stop having babies, and yes you should easily have a law suit just like drug dealers lawyers are on every corner
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What is a good way to review memories from 2004-2005 pussy? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time
look at some old hustlers im sure your in a few snap shots bent over you punk little bitch
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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?
do you like the Stray Cats
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Two spaceships each traveling at the speed of light approach each other at what speed?
500
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If your worst enemy was getting mugged and you have a chance to catch the theif; do you help them or let them theif go?
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I feel dizzy, uncoordinated and tired. Its hard holding my head up, I feel like I could fall over soon. I had some vodka today. Am I drunk?
not yet keep trying
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Who will join me in saying a very big THANK YOU to the team for the new Wrong Category Flag? Thank you for listening and acting on it.
wow an improvement
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What is a good way to remember things from 2000-2001 fuck you bitch?
FUCK YOU
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To those of you who are still here...are you still complaining or adjusting?
just drinking beer like always
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All my friends have been erased...what happened to them?
Im here
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A water sample contains chloride 25 mg/l chemist determined it as 22 mg/l calculate the percentage of error?
its past your bedtime
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Will 15 year olds with low body fat pass a urine test for marijuana?
what are you on drugs
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Is it legal to download music from Kazaa?
yeah and the FBI
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why do some white guys get jealous of black guys?
drugs
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Do you agree or disagree: This New Answerbag Sucks! I miss the old one... Agree or Disagree?
AGREE!
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Do you like this new answerbag!?
Can you say DESPERATE to SELLOUT, thanks bro all the hours we have put in on AB all the friends and fun is GONE, this SUCKS reminds me of Kurt Cobains death you lost something very special.
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Feeling lonely tonight... anyone else?
Hell Yes without my old AB, Bitches come Bitches go and some change
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What hurts more then a broken heart?
kidney stone
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I love the new AB so far do you? Just a yes or no so I can take a count.
does not yet count
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Have all the Users that ask questions left the site?
almost
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This girl always seems to be ignoring me. She constantly plays with her phone and I don't know if it's because she doesn't like me. She's a friend of a friend and I see her almost every day. I actually quite like her and it bothers me. What should I do?
dont sweat the text she might like you make sure your shits in line, FIGHT ON!
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How many atoms make up a regular glass of water?
1
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May I have a bite? :)
sure
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What do muslims do on Christmas?
hit up Rite aid for a double scoop of thrifty's mint chip
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Do great white sharks swim in your coastal waters?
not in Southern California but Frisco watch out
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What would you do if you saw a zombie walking along the avenue?
get the sorry ass a beer and a cheesburger like i do with most zombies
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Is bloody mary real
let you know tomorrow morning
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A lot of people say "I don't care what anybody thinks of me". Can this really be true?
no
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Besides the grocery store, what other store did you shop in during the past week?
Walmart-vacuum bags, Kohls- t-shirts, 7 eleven-slurpees, quikie stop-beer and quik pick,
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Why can't you just be a nice person? People just seem to assume that if you're being nice, then there's some ulterior motive. Of course, you're allowed to be nice if you're religious, it's just Atheists/Agnostics who aren't allowed to be nice.
whoever thinks that must not be very nice
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Beer gut question.
I am drinking too much beer and developing a large beer gut. I walk for 1 hour a day with no effect. How can I reduce my waist line without having to give up beer (or food)?
dont stop drinking beer just cut back on your intake limit getting blitzed to a friday and sunday, not monday and everyother day, eat lots of whole grains and no BEEF
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What will happen if you drink one beer?
helps me wash down my sandwich
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My dad recently passed and left the house to me and my step-brother, what happens if my s-brother decides to sell without my consent?
you might pay him off to keep the house
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Do you ever give out points to people just for fun?
hell no!
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After i had a child does this endo come back
minus stretch marks
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Can you describe your personality in one word?
Aggressive
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Avatar the movie... think it will be good? Or another me-too stinker?
CRAP!
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Parents!!! What careers would you realistically suggest to your kids?
Nursing, HVAC, PIPEFITTERS UNION
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Have you ever put yourself in an unsafe position?
yes
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What is the only state in the U.S. that is increasing it's land mass?
louisiana
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What is a way to remove a "tick" after it has embedded itself?
we pulled a big one off a dog used a hot match tip and needle nose pliers, when it came out it made a loud pop sound it was huge
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You washed your _________________ with what ________________?
wanky
soap
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Do you eat some form of junk food everyday?
no
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Im going for a walk, who will like to join me?
hell yes wish i could
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What happens when a cell increases?
explodes or multiplies
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Which side of the tracks are you from?
Pomona
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What's one of the dumbest things anyone has ever said to you?
im winning money this time in Vegas
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Are all chinese people called wong?
and some white boys called trash, who knows?
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How long before you're sick of christmas questions on here?
never i love nonsense
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Chicken, Cheese, or Beef Enchiladas? Which is your favorite?
shredded beef
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Which plant is the most poisionous?
depends on which side of the missippi river your on
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Athiests who do you dislike the most christians,muslims,jews
nobody, who should i dislike the most?
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What would the earth look like if humans ceased to exist?
after all the cows fart and eat everything the same
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Ok a guy told me if he was with me I could not use my bullet at the same time, that he would not compete, i say is like peanut butter and jelly they compliment each other, who is right?
i like peanut butter and jelly with my lady
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Im having panic attacks while driving my car, especially down hills, all of a sudden this started. has anybody here ever had it or heard of this?
drive slow
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When you are "left to your own devices", what are YOUR devices?
corn cobbs and a bow and arrow
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Is there any special scent that reminds you of anything good or bad?
Pledge the house is clean
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Why are people so stupid to still drink and drive now when it is not just a slap on the wrist no more?
didn't we meet in the drunk tank, :)
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What do you have in your home that you keep hidden from children?
money
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Why do people obey
because
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Can you name a combination of three items that you would buy and the cashier might be suspicious or weirded out of what you are going to do with those items? Ex. Ky Jelly, Sarah Palin's Going Rogue: An American Life, and one pair of socks.
Robitussin, beer, ammo
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The right side of my chest hurt sometimes when i take a deep breath but not so often it feel like someone is pinching me and a stricking pain all at the same time what should i do. Can it just be gas
stop sleeping on your right arm
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Should the way a girl dress affect the amount of respect she receives from guys?
yes
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Is it wrong and/or offensive to use the term "retard"?
i prefer to use Brokedick
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What doesn't Wal-Mart sell?
decent clothes
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My hair is ..........?
cut short and smells good
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What was your favorite subject when you were grade 9.
football
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What pasta dish would be your favorite?(Be specific pls.)
spaghetti and sausage with meatballs and a heart attack
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What is YOUR most desirable sandwich assembled with?
corn beef the RUBEN rocks with a cold beer
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How often do you eat fish sticks?
once a month, but my kids love the fried fish fillets yummy with tator tots
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What are the chances of your house having snow on Christmas morning? Mine:REAL good chance!!! I'm dreamin' of a White Christmas....................(sing it!!)
never we will be in the pool by noon
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Do you know what day of the week you were born? see link and it will tell you
saturday morning
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What do you think of women that don't wear any make-up?
like in Vegas?
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Has anyone ever tried to cook a giant squid?
my cousin is a fishing boat captain, giant squids 4 to 6 feet migrated to southern califonia about 4 years ago one of his ship mates lost a thumb, they have beaks that would remove a limb
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Is it safe to put cats on a vegan diet?
another brilliant idea from a vegan
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How many children do you plan on having?
im divorced with three kids in my custody im done, needing a vacation
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Guys do you ever get physically turned on by a girl just like walking down the street? Even if they are fully clothed?
im blistered
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What in your opinion is harder to deal with Emotional/Verbal abuse or Physical (non sexual) Abuse?
verbal reminds me of my father and grandfather
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What is the name of the time after a funeral when mourners gather at the home of the deceased?
funeral reception
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Whats your favorite color of lights during the holidays(mine is blue)
red
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What would be the best thing someone could say to you today?
New Orleans beat New England
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Is it possible to rip open your ribcage and pull your heart out with your hands?
hell no
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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?
can you say FAT LIP
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What's your best friend like?
she is beautiful and full of sarcasm
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Are you sad Michael Jackson is dead?
hell no!
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Do you like eating frozen Tater Tots?
no but eric posted a recipie twice baked tator tots covered in cheese, havent tried it yet only because i never make enough for left overs
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Is lounging by the beach all that it's cracked up to be?
hell yes, take your kids hit the waves drink a few beers have some grub hang out with beautiful women get a tan and feel refreshed at the end of the day, ready gto go out for a couple tacos and a margarita, i love summer
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What do you think about Eminem?
rather some people like him or not he is by far one of the greatest rappers/producers hip hop has seen ever
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My wife had an affair, and wants a divorce. she has told her family her side of the story but not that she had an affair. Should I contact her family and tell them the truth? should I tell her boss because there is a conflict of intrest at work? I forgave
save all the good stuff for court as long as you can prove she committed adultery you are in the victory lane
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Does anyone here eat at Applebees?
Hell no
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If you attend an event with an open bar...are you likely to drink more?
the same
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What's the difference between a Budweiser and a Heineken?
nothing they both suck
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What was the last dairy food you ate?
mozzarella cheese
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Who is the rudest person you know?
my ex wife
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Just heard Tiger Woods seriously injured in car accident anyone know anything more?
it was 2:30 in the morning pulled out of his driveway hit a firehydrant and his neighbors tree, charges are pending
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Are you boring? Take the quiz....
average
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Can you name an Author of a book whose first name begins with an S?
Playboy
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What's your favorite song by 311?
here's one
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Why do guys shave their arms?
swimmers or gay
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What was the best TV series of the 90's?
titus
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I`m better at every thing than any body proove me wrong?
yeah i doubt that
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Be Honest, Do you Lie?
no, oops i just did
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Do you blame the media for anything?
sure
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What kind of music is most often used at Presidential State Dinners and why?
this is my guess
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Finish this sentence: I meet you at ___________.
the Coliseum to watch USC shit on UCLA
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Do you just hate the smell of milk?
smells like a milked cow
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Do you receive strange Christmas presents like toothbrushes, anti-wrinkle cream, deodorant, soap or socks?
no but i got a salad shooter, What the hell!
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What happens if you inhale a fly?
it gets stuck in your lungs and in a few days you start to cough up maggots
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In a long term relationship what's more important...sex or companionship?
sex is they key to companionship
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What goes best with meatballs?
a girlfriend
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Do you know anything about nuclear physics?
probably not enough to answer your next question
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Is it time for a new household appliance? which one?
maid
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What nationality are your parents?
german and irish
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Should you put the pasta in the sauce or the sauce in the pasta?
suace on top
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What would make for a bad Hot Pocket filling?
habanero and cheese
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What is your favourite song for the Muppets?
are you drinking keith
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Can you think of a more gruesome death than that in the link below? I'm not really asking for an exercise in posting gory details. It was just a rather personal shock to hear about such a horrific death. (No gory pictures or details in the link.)
this same thing happened in Ontario California there was nothing left but blood and mulch, nobody heard about it because the worker was an a illegal
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Do you usually drive over the speed limit?
never
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Is your signature legible?
hell yes
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Are atheists a god............ unto themselves?
What are you STUPID, bro get out to mainstream America and overcome your prejudice
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What is the name of a well known chocolate bar where you live?
whatchamacallit
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Do you.... or would you trust an alcoholic?
sure, i know alot of alcoholics but that doesn't mean they wake up needing a sip to function, ive worked with alot of people and believe it or not most guys that drink every night show up to work and bust ass alot more than those that dont i guess its all in the definition of an alcoholic
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What is your favorite item dipped in chocolate? And no body parts, please.
popcorn, oreos
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Why do guys take a brand new 4x4 and lower it? What's the purpose?
same reason why people buy stock trucks and raise them
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True or False, You prefer brunettes instead of blondes?
no prefrence
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Who would you love to see in a centerfold?
Meagan Fox
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When you were a kid what did you want to when you (grow up)?
a beer salesman
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What is the most common name for people you know?
steve, chris, mike, brokedick,
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I say vanilla you say _______________?
shake it:0
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Are rootbeer floats the best?
nope nothing beats fresh hot salty fries from McDonald's dipped in a chocolate shake
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Do you keep on saving money?
easy come easy go
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What country, outside your continent, would you like to visit?
Bali
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What's a song that you would consider flawless?
here's one
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Should stores wait until Black Friday to put up the Christmas decorations?
the stores around here are glowing with santa claus crap
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Can you name any one character from any of the 6 Star Wars movies?
storm trooper
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What do you think of pickled pigs feet?
not much but i will dig a hole a cook that mother fucker
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Have you seen santa's latest picture ? (laughs)
i love it
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What do u think of the girl who never wear bra?
heres a razor shave your legs
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Can you name a food you should avoid if you were on a diet?
cheese
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Which is the holiest place in the world?
my underwear time to hit up Macy's
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Should girls be forced to wear bras
yes my kids ask me enough questions
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What is your favorite memory of the beach?
memorial day surf and sand hotel laguna beach
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Would you insert a computer chip in your brain?
if i suffered from a disease like Parkinson's
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WHAT TIME IS IT?
time for Beastie Boys
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What is your "beef" today?
peanuts and my beer is empty
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What's a good excuse to put off exercising today?
its friday
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How can someone punch harder?
dips lots of dips
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Name something you have stayed up all night worrying about?
my kids and fevers
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Doesn`t radiation cause cancer?
it destroyed my grandmas kidneys
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Why don't men wipe after urinating?
because i dont piss on myself
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My son's girlfriend is pregnant. She is pressuring him into getting married. She is even threatening to keep him off th birth certificate as far as any legal name. Can she do this!
attorney! if your son and you are serious about being part of this child's life
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What kind of abortion technology is better - the kind that ends the pregnancy without hurting the woman or the kind that kills/injures the woman while ending the pregnancy?
a kind that could prevent another abortion
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What to use to get thc out your system
water b12 b6 niacin lots of water, carefull on the niacin it makes you feel like shit
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Do you use real potatoes when making mashed potatoes or do you use the instant potatoes in the box?
real for sure red mashed potatoes are the best then yukon gold mashed
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MEN-do you like a woman that plays hard to get...just a bit. OR one who comes out and tells you how she feels?
put your thoughts out there i have no time for bullshit
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What color of shirt should I wear today?
white
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Has anyone ever happily told you that they are on anti-depressants?
Yes in a disturbing way
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If you won millions from the lottery, would you be selfish and think only of yourself?
for the first month
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Has your music taste changed as you have aged?
no
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What was your first car?
a 1962 bug
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Do American men find latin women attractive? Why or why not?
hell yes the best women on this planet
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Price of shampoo in 1958
1 dollar
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What's a drink someone might order at a bar?
cocktail or beer
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Does the sun look more yellow or white to you?
in the morning its orange then white then yellow in the evening when its setting on the pacific ocean its the brighest orange you can imagine and the water is reflecting a deep blue, I love the west coast
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I'm confused. dora looks like she's asian, when kai-lan looks caucasian.../:?
Dora is definitely Hispanic and Kai-LAN could pass for hawaiian
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Taylor Swift is______?
overrated
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Other than moist, what is your least favorite word?
conditions
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When shouldn't you drop your trousers?
at a bus stop
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Swearing is____________?
relief
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Is it a sin to eat meat?
only if its overcooked
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If you do the crime, should you always do the time?
in that article that scum should be doing 15 to life for attempted murder
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How do you feel about vegans?
i dont feel anything for vegans
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Cashews, Almonds, Walnuts, Pecans or Peanuts?
yes
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Do you feel any different after a birthday?
a slight hangover
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Is Satan more powerful than any of God's angels?
id put my money on science
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What would you serve with curry?
and a beer
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Worst person to sit next to on a long haul flight?
me COCKTAILS
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What would you most often eat with chicken?
white rice covered in cream of chicken soup DAMN
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Can you finish this sentence?: Hey! Watch your ___________.
lady walk out the door
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We can work it out or say ?_________________.
your gonna need a drink
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You've gone on holiday. You're unpacking. Something was forgotten. What's the worst thing it could be?
swiss cheese
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What causes old people smell? (And don't say poor hygiene!)
age (Rotting)
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What is something in your life that you will always remember or never forget.
jail
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Do you love your life? Why or why not?
yes i have three awsome kids and a x-wife
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Has anyone lost their virginity to you?
yes only 1 DAMN i miss being youg
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What is the nearest supermarket to you?
stater brothers
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I work in retail in the UK and the policy at my work is that you are not allowed to book holiday off in december. well i have 2 upcoming hospital appointments, both falling in the same week, the first week of december. Can my work refuse me the time off
thats not a holliday its a sick day
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Whats you favorite shade tree?
plum with a blanket for shade
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Do you consider women who fistfight sexy?
hell no! TRASH
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I just got married in June 09 he is the one that wanted me to get married after 3 years of living together,I don't ignored him and I love him he is 47 and I am 48 we both were divorce 10 years when we meet He looks at women all the time
would it be normal if he didn't
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Your dad's so old he says he remembers when _________?
sex was fun
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Are you afraid of the real 2012 being the end of the world?
we survived 1988
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Why is it that men can go around topless but women can't? If anything, isn't it more practical for women to go around topless? If showing your breasts in public wasn't so taboo, it would make breast feeding much easier, wouldn't it?
society is way to barbaric
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There is a flower growing in the yard...what kind would you like it to be?
tomato
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What is your favourite sandwhich from Subway?
the original cold cut combo
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What's the hardest decision you ever made?
pull out
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If you have ever taste tested both Marmite and Vegemite, which is your preference?
what the hell is that?
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What is Ken Ober best known for?
who knows but Keith Oberman is sweet
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Are you younger or older than you look?
im 37 and feel 27
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What causes gravity?
gas
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How do you know if you are stressed out?
is there a white bubble under tongue
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Do you get up early the day after Thanksgiving and do your Christmas shopping?
hell no! my shopping is done
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Are there any strategies for roulette?
32 and 33
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List five words that can describe your character.
love
beer
tequila
work
music
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Does the press sometimes make things up?
WHAT! keith you know AB and LIFE
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What not to say after sex...
descent now scratch my back
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What meat works best in kebabs?
sirloin
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What do Sundays mean to you?
NICE QUESTION- carne asada and corn tortillas
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What is the real cause of Terrorism?
disrespect, Obama was coool when he he fully bowed to the emperor of Japan, that shows respect
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What do you cook when you are starving?
ground beef tacos 1lb makes a easy 15 tacos
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Would you date someone lacking a front tooth?
one no! but two hell yes
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Have you ever taken a bike tour, and where did you go?
down the coast of cali on a beach cruiser
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I'm addicted to Sudoku, can you admit it as well?
no i cant! but its cool for a bored person
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Wonder Women, Wonder Bread or Wonder Bra?
id make a sandwich for wonder woman on whole grain wonder bread then wonder if thats a wonder bra
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What Do You Like About Your Life.
recently divorced
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Is rap truly the most explicit musical genre?
no the best rap is from the mid to late 80's and the early 90's back then they put out two tapes one explicit one not, but by far TRUE PUNK MUSIC is the most brutal music on the planet
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Whats your favorite band?
one of my all time favorite bands is Slayer, this shit never gets old
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Who do you think is the biggest celebrity "Diva" (demanding, bratty, arrogant etc)?
Kanye West
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What is ure favorite type of Bar-B-Q sauce for chicken?
chris and pitts its been the bomb sauce for years
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I'm 22, and have grown very fond of my 17 year-old girlfriend. I am worried about the age difference. Do we have a chance, or am I being naive in thinking it could work?
yeah as long as she Doesn't go to college, if you love her you should be encouraging her to go
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Have you ever been in a fight that drew blood (from you or your opponent)?
hell yes!
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Have you ever gotten detention at school?
i went to school six days a week
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How many type of clothes hangers do you have?
one, plastic
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If wife is honey than husband is ................?
on the sofa
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Name a Queen?
MOM
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Would you get jealous if your significant other has an emotional relationship with someone of the opposite sex?
yes i would if im in love
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Who is your favorite Punk band?
OHH Suicidal Tendencies, if you dont like it FUCK YOU!
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"Suck _____________________________________!!" (fill in the blank please *giggles*)
these nuts
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What is the #1 key when it comes to parenting?
PUSHUPS!
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How do you make big money.
start a buisness booking sports bets
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My whole life it has been left up to the female of the house to clean the toilet!!! Why do females have to clean the toilet when we are NOT the ones that SPLATTER pee all over the place? I'm officially DONE cleaning the toilet in my house!
you will after it starts to stink
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Was puberty kind to you?
yes no hair on my back and few on my chest
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What's one candy brand you do NOT like?
all except the Heath bar
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What would you do if your 12 year old told you she was ready to have sex?
lock down
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What does the color yellow smell like?
pussy
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Do teenagers have any concept of money?
my kids will
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How do you get a six yr old to stop swearing?
Push Ups 10 or 5 at a time
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What is your answerbag filled with?
friends and doubt
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What is a smart idea for breakfast?
milk and cereal
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Do you like turkey? What do other countries eat for their Thanksgiving? What do you eat if not turkey for Thanksgiving?
turduken
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What is something families do on long car trips?
sleep through Montana
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Hamburgers or cheeseburgers?
hamburgers unless its In-N-OUT
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Who are your sporting heroes?
Bill Laimbeer, Eric Dickerson
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When you were a kid were you made to eat something you hated?
trout, liver and onions
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Have you eaten pizza in the last 30 days?
hell yes!
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Would you sell your body to a stranger for an hour to feed yourself?
hell yes
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Whats your favorite kind of Hot Pocket?
here's one
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How can i test a diamond at home?
propose
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Do you agree teen age years are the most difficult period in one's life?
yes.
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Know any herbal remedies for joint pain?
Swiss Cheese medical marijuana
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Does your local area have plenty of trees?
Claremont California and Upland way to many
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What's your opinion of a girl who smokes pot?
better than a drinker
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What is your favourite song about the sun?
here's one
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If i don't believe in God , am i doomed forever?
no your just doomed until you die. LOL
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Will i go to hell if i dont belive in god
no your just mulch
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What are you most likely to take to a barbecue?
carne asada and a whole lot of beer
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What is the one movie you can watch over and over again, and still not get bored of it?
a perfect world
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Do you think lawyer is an admirable profession?
hell yes, my uncle has been a public defender for 36 years, everyone deserves a good defense
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What is the longest period of time you have ever lived alone?
15 months
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Can a good atheist go to heaven?
no we go to are own special place called death just like everyone
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What if anything are you constantly amazed by?
the amount of drugs in this country, Border patrol HELLO!
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Breaking news,there was a shooting on fort Hood army base.12 Dead and 31 wounded.Christians wil you pray for those wounded and the families of those dead?
Christians WIL pay for misspelled words, anyways my thoughts and love go out to all the people who were traumatized by this unfortunate event, I LOVE AMERICA and we will FIGHT ON!
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Whats one way you have saved money this week?
by saying no to my lady friends
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Do you remember the name of the first person you had a crush on? How old were you then?
jennifer, 8
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Do you like the band .38 Special? What is your favorite song?
my brother loves them me they alright
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How much extra weight does a friend need to gain before you say something?
what makes you so special punk!
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What candy bar was included in U.S. solders' rations during World War II?
mr goodbar
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How long is it since you ate cheesecake & what flavour did you have?
regular with raspberries and blueberries
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What is the average price for gasoline in your area?
$3.00
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What do you like to eat cheese with?
spaghetti
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How can i pierce my own nose?? and is there anyway to hide it?
no you cant hide it
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What in your view were the good old days?
late 70's
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True or False, you hated vaccinations as a child?
i looked foward to a BB gun in the arm
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What makes the brand of Louis Vuitton important? Is it the history, the material...what?
you tell me!
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What is the first number where you have to use the letter 'a'?
asshole owes me a $100 and some change
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What does it mean when a ghost starts to be physical?
means grab a beer and get even
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Songs that have to be played at high volume?
here's two
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How do you feel about prostitution? Is it ever justified?
whatever
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What smells do you think of when you think about Christmas?
vodka and eggs
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What do you prefer: turkey or chicken?
turduken
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This year I want a _____________ for Christmas.
spanish lady
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H1N1 vaccine - for it or against it?
I will never and my kids,
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Do you believe in God out of Fear or Faith?
who?
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How can man fight Satan's temptations?
hiking
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Are there times when you should just follow your instincts?
its your gut, hell im hungry
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Are there any psychic AB'ers on here? If not a psychic, do you think you have a 6th sense? (Not a joke question)
Johnny Cash visits me every evening
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Have you ever raped someone / been raped?
hell no! and never
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Whats the best exercise for my fat wife
sex
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Do you own a telescope?
i wish i did
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Is love electrifying?
i think so!
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Do you have more than $1,000 in your bank account?
hell yes!
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The answer is mayonnaise. What is the question?
relish and mustard
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Bronchitis and Bloody Nose?? Was diagnosed with bronchitis earlier today... took meds, and since around five have had 4 bloody noses... what's wrong?
your ok take your biotics
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What would you like to hear on the radio?
here's one
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Crows keep eating my flowers how can i stop this?
dress like a scare crow with a 22
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If you were hitting up your kids candy bucket, which candy in particular are you going for first?
100 grand bar, what happened to the 100 grand bar?
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What is the worst thing that a quarterback can do?
get drafted to the lions
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If I were your maid, would you tip me?
of course
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How would you react if your child drove your car off a cliff but managed to escape safely?
hes going to wish he was still in the car
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Do all men really think they deserve a supermodel or pornobabe?
someone that's sweet for me doesn't matter the occupation
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Would you agree "The Exorcist", released in the early '70s, is the scariest movie ever made?
yes! i saw that one as a kid
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What is the soup of the day?
Pescados y Mariscos
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Have you ever before, at some time in your life, made a sandcastle at the beach?
thousand times at thousand steps Laguna Beach
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Is there something you'd like to tell me?
beer tastes good
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Where are you going for Thanksgiving 2009?
wherever the best layout is my family is big
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When was the last time you ate peaches?
its been a month
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Momma always said ____________________?
i told you your dad was an ass
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Have you ever driven through a tunnel?
all the time
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What does it mean when a guy who's seemed to be a friend but you're crazy about all of a sudden starts following you like a puppy. Also, I heard a wolf whistle and looked up. He backed up so I could see him and coyly smiled. What does it mean?
scared to approach you
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The last animal you touched or petted, was what?
my sister inlaw
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What is your favorite body type for a mate?
boobs
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Is it ok to believe your own Church is the one and only true Church?
is it wrong to go to two churches, what if you got to work or something pops up and you still want to go, BULLSHIT
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Someone intentionally pushes a pregnant woman down the stairs. She's fine but the baby (23 week old fetus) dies. Should there be criminal charges? Assault, homicide, both, or no charges at all?
i say life in the most brutal Prison you can find I know Folsom inmates would make an example of this guy no matter what race he is
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How do you keep algae off pet water bottles?
distilled water Ive used it in my cichlid fish tank no algae at all, and some of the healthiest fish i ever had and the "experts" told me not too
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Who IS this Bonnie Hunt person? Her show is so god almighty bad! Where did she get the clout even to have a show?
did you really use clout :0
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A man with a dinky house, a woman with a tiny house, and a couple in a puny house, who's house is the smallest?
the couple of suckers
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Name an object that can be brown....
Beer
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Why has Alex Rodriguez struggled so far during the World Series?
his steroid cycle just ended
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Has rudeness become a chronic condition in our society?
mad dogs everywhere in Pomona Ca
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Are you ready for some baseball?
not when college football is on
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What's something you would NOT expect to find on the shelf at a Health Food Store?
MSG
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Would you date an independent, pretty woman with a good personality, if you knew that she was black?
hell yes!
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Can you go out with a girl with ugly feet?
i did and it makes me sick
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Do you have to pay before you pump gas in your town?
yes!
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6 year old has underarm odor, what could cause it & what can be used for odor as not to harm child?
deodorant
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How bad do tattoos hurt?
depends
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How can you get high off nutmeg? how much do you take?
a dash in your brandy
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Have you ever walked your cat on a leash?
why
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If you could meet one famous person ,who would it be and why?
Jack Nicholson
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Would you kick your 17 year old daughter out if you found out she was pregnant
id go fuck someone up and no
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When was the last time you cleaned your light bulbs?
every sunday
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About how many percent does an average human uses his brain to a full potential?
i go with my gut
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How would you spend $100,000 in 3 days?
VEGAS!
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Ever had a very gassy pet? What did you do about the flatulence. of anything?
my dog farts all the time outside she goes
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Do you ever cook for your pets?
when im out of dog food, ground beef, white rice, peas, and one egg maybe some carrots
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What song would you want played at your funeral?
here's one
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From which age would you let your daughter wear high heels?
when she graduates college
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Have you ever been asked by a minor to buy alcohol or cigarettes for them? If so what was your reaction?
hell yes and hell no!
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When's the last time you've seen hear or ate from an icecream truck?
like everyday
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Night in or night out?
night in, kids
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How do you tell someone that you love deeply, "I told you so"?
hahahahahaahahahahahaah ahhhhhh
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How many songs can you think of that have a woman's name as the title?
here's one
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Whats a good thing to say if a girl asks you "well, whats your intentions with me anyway?"?
thats a stuck up question
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Let's try this one now: can you name a song that has a male's name in the title?
Oney
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When you here a news story about a person being attacked with acid, where would the assailant obtain the acid to do such?
any pool supply store
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What is your favorite bad word?
fuckstick
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Have you been lied to or cheated on and if so why?
yes, because nobody's perfect
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Why are so many celebrities into Scientology? What is the attraction for Hollywood?
you said it HOLLYWOOD
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Would you attend Church (or more often) if the experience was "livelier"?
i wish i could
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What song is currently stuck in your head?
beer!
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What type of cheese do you eat the most?
i dont usually, but when i was in Wisconsin string cheese
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What does the word 'Taliban' mean?
COMRADES
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How good are your dance moves?
sweet
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Do you take vitamins? Should people take them and Why? When is it to late to start?
B12 and a multiple
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What are the world's biggest killers?
the fuckers in front of the Grocery store
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What is the best food that you have in your refrigerator right now?
tacos
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Are you concerned about getting H1N1?
more concered about time out
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If you too tired to agrue and fight what do you do?
RIGHT
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In your area, which of these are "smoke free"? Your Home? Your Vehicle? Your Town? Your State?
my home and vehicle, business establishments then it goes by city or county for smoking outdoors
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Dads: Do/did you change dirty diapers or do/did you expect your s/o to do it?
im still doing it single Father
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Have you ever been slapped? For what?
im sure i have
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Are you currently playing McDonalds Monopoly?
i eat there maybe twice a year
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How pretty is this girl? (From the scale of 1-10)
10 hitting the Demi Moore
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What are mistakes that can cost you a job?
DUI
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What is the worst mistake a police officer can make?
second guess his or her training
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Would you paint a room in your house red?
no just the front door
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What is your favourite song by Hall and Oates?
Private eyes, what a MTV flashback
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Would you take the garbage out?
for you YES!
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Are you drinking beer right now? If not, do you wish you were?
HELL yes i am, listening to good music
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What are some really un-fair stereo types about people?
dont know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFPShUSgFyI
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What provokes your envy?
here's one
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What is something you might find on a Military Base?
Assholes
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Do you believe that the poor are only in the situation they are in because they are lazy?
im poor and not lazy
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The movie Paranormal Activity has been out for 2 years & is incredibly boring. Why is it getting called the scariest movie ever?
that time of the year
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The Statue of Libery now has a big, huge sign on it for all the world to see. what does it say?
now entering dodge
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How do I decorate my house?!? I do not think I have a creative bone in my body...dont know where to start with my house!
start with the baseboards and work up
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Why do so many girls put videos of themselves dancing (suggestingly) on youtube?
desperate?
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Would you kill someone to save yourself?
yes! NO woman or children
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Do you remember what the number one hit song was when you graduated from high school?
yes
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Which world figure (alive today) is most likely to be the Antichrist?
dan
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Answer to:
What is going on around your town?
crip walking bloods Dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFA7jJS4MME
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What is going on around your town?
violence
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Is this the drunkest guy ever?
this is old facebook news
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How far can a bullet fired from a standard military rifle travel if it hits no target?
I hunt with a slug!
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Has anyone heard of this poem?
yes
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Should divorce AND gay marriage be illegal?
What do you think Nick?
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Are you a forgiving person?
no!
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Have you ever shopped at a Goodwill or any other thrift store?
yes all the time
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No matter how old you are, will you still call your mom "mom" and your dad "dad"? or will you call them by their first name? my dad get mad at me when i call him by his name.
hey you works old habits
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Why would you eat a turnip?
vitamins and virtuality
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When is the wrong time to kiss :)
after italian dinner
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What does the term, "Pillsbury Doughboy," mean to you?
biscuits for breakfast
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Are you good, bad, or in-between? why?
ive been bad after a long run in LA County im good
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What do you think Jesus looked like?
like this
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Name a dietary restriction you have
try everything once
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How do i become a vampire
Move to Hollywood
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What is the closest fast food restaurant to your house?
ez-out burger, its a copy of IN-N-OUT but better fries and burgers sometimes
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How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less?
unusually cool and slow
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When i stand up i get a tingly feelin like ur foot feel asleep but its my whole body and everything goes black for a few secs.like 10 to 15,and i feel like im almost gunna faint.its been happenin now for a few months.and its gettin worse.any ideas.help
DO NOT SCREW AROUND head to the doctor for blood work
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Can i cancel a auto loan and return the car to the dealer?
not after 10 days. but you can sell the car back to the dealer and take it in the rear with the loan company
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Can you make a proper sentence out of 4 words?
The shitter is full.
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Can you sum up the bible in two words?
zig-zags
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What color panties turn you on?
it actually depends on the skin tone, White or Velvet allways works
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How good of a cook are you?
hell yes!
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My hubby wants to sleep with my cousin, what should i say?
whatever you feel like saying
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What do u thinkof carving pumpkins?i want youre opinin.
fun, unlike reading your question
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Why does my husband hide watching shemale porn from me?
LOL ask him
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What do you miss most from the 90's?
everything!
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Will gay marriage be harmful to society?
hell no! and id love to here a theory on this one
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Is it okay for a husband to email an ex-girlfriend?
NO!
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Can Puppies Fill a Boyfriend Void?
till it shits on your bed
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What is the best Saw movie?
never seen one
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Do you ever sit and watch people and wonder what their life story is?
I live in Southern California that shit would get old in an hour
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Someone crashed into my parked car. Their insurance co. say it is too expensive to repair and have offered me $3000 less than what I paid for it 3 months ago. I live in Australia. What can I do about this?
id call sue and have her attorney friends take care of it
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At the moment of death, is there a detectable loss of mass to the body that is unexplainable in physical terms?
yes, its called soil
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What type of underwear do you prefer to wear? and what type of underwear do you prefer your significant other to wear and why?
boxers
white cotton for her
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Sould I tell my boyfriend about guys I hooked up with before we were dating?
yes! if you leave him guessing that will end up in some bad moments, especially after sex.
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Did you ever wet your bed at summer camp?
never went to summer camp, spent summer with my friends from school
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How long will it take the Cleveland Browns to recover from the flu?
couple years
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Am i insane? or just attracted to insane girls?
just young
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Can you name 3 things you love to dip in ranch dressing?
Hot Wings
potato wedges
veggies
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How do u know if u have a blown head gasket
water in the oil
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What fast food restaurants do you think has the worst cleanliness & hygeine by employees handling your food?
KFC, McDonald's and Jack In The Box
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Sometimes I feel like I'm attractive, sometimes I feel really ugly and have no self confidence around girls. Let me know if im attractive,this is my photo, be brutally honest! Things i could fix etc http://www.flickr.com/photos/43826233@N05/4033833336
this is spam bullshit
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Do you think u can still work out a marriage even if you are not 100percent sure you really want to marry that person in the first place?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When a stranger smiles at you do you smile back?
sure
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What was the last soup you had?
Sopa De Mariscos
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Should the Cincinnatti Bengals use a no huddle offence?
no Palmer is a pro style Quarter a true pocket passer
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Corn dogs, chilli dogs or regular hot dog on a bun?
chilli dogs with cheese, tomato, onion, and pickles
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Have you ever taken in a stray animal?
i was once married
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What is your favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie?
yes
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Goonies or Beetlejuice?
Goonies
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What was the last soda pop or beer can you drank?
diet 7up earlier today
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Ever wake up at night gasping for air?
yes my ex wife would fart under the covers-ewwwww
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Who have you seen in concert...
circle jerks, Madonna BOOO!, Adam ant, midnight oil, steel pulse, been to Bob Marley day 5 times in long beach and summer splash at the Greek 3 times these are the most memorable
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What is the most expensive shot of liquor?
the one following a DUI
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Do you have a secret recipe you won't share with anyone?
kick ass BBQ sauce
| 1 person likes this
Answer to:
Where would you consider to be a wrong place to be looking for love?
your past
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What's something that you've done that most people have never or will never experience?
mushrooms in Mexico, wow the fireworks were nuts
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Men: were you excited when your S/O told you she was pregnant? Do you remember what you felt?
happy and happy and oh shit but still happy, i have three kids
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Wheres the music?
right here :O
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Why do men get scared when it comes to getting married?
we fear divorce which will happen if you get married
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What do you BELIEVE happens to the souls of atheist after death?
we party in the big casino in the sky
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Is your bathroom large or small?
3 medium size bathrooms
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How much ketchup is left in your current bottle?
i can never keep enough ketchup in this house kids love it
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If you had to give up analgesics or antacids, which would you choose?
i have no pain except maybe a hangover every so often i gotta keep those antacids
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Using no more than five words, describe your first true love.
Mexican, wild, horny, selfish, horny.
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What have you ordered more than once at the same diner?
octopus i love sushi
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What type of fragrances do you like?
the mountains when im hiking
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What colour sheets on your bed?
cardinal
| 1 person likes this
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Why do gay people lisp?
what the hell is a lisp
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Have you heard about "TY?" He's only 2, and he's gonna be murdered, unless someone helps him. Do you know of anyone who can? [Please click the link, for details about him.]
i live 30 minutes from where ty is i will check it out for sure. :)
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When you close your eyes and picture your mother what feature stands out most?
sitting next to her playing scrabble
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Answer to:
This guy I know says he 'loves me' a lot. How can I tell if he's serious and how can I trust him that he really means it?
you cant guys lie constantly
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Have you ever touched a boob before?
not that big
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How does your employer show his/her appreciation for all your hard work?
i buy dinner for my kids
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Do you handle rejection well?
sure, they can go to hell
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What team sports do you like?
USC Football
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What sound do you love the most?
my kids yelling "I'm done with my homework"
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What is a food that tastes better with milk?
peanut butter and banana sandwich
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Do you dread playing Monopoly?
id rather play parcheesi
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Any good ideas for a good Christmas present for a 15 year old girl?
im sure a cell phone with unlimited texting would work
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What is/was your dad best at?
picking fools out a crowd
| 1 person likes this
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Test this is a test
O.K.
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Who is a liar?
my cousin
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What would you give the Simpsons for their 20th anniversary?
In-N-Out burger
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When is it time to get serious?
when you give her keys
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What are your thoughts on stockings?
you look good
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Could you please use the word "tolerant" in a sentence?
they want me to fight, TOLERANT :)
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Can you name something that you believe will change if global warming continues and the earth warms by 10 degrees?
No i cant can you
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Exactly how many words did William Shakespeare use in all of his plays combined?
3
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Is our body a Living temple of God? If so, is it right to desecrate this temple by eating non-veg?
if you put the right nutrients in your body every day you dont need dairy or meat, well fuck that i love my carne asada
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What is God's greatest gift to you?
me
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Answer to:
What do men think just after Sex
shower and a soft back scratch
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Do you have a tendency of being attracted to a certain type of person?
yeah the female
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Have you ever hit your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend?
Ive hit many spouse beating punks
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What time of the year is the best time?
the hour before the new year
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Which attracts you more: a good body or a great sense of humor?
whatever comes first
| 1 person likes this
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Does effort take talent?
no it takes heart
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How many types of fruit do you have in your house?
apples and pears oh and a gay cat
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What makes men choose the sleazy flirt over a genuinely nice person?
trying to prove something to the homies
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Is racism something you are born with or something you learn?
assholes are born racism is taught
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Do guys find dread locks on a girl attractive?
sure
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What do you think about women who only date married men?
who cares im divorced and happy
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If your a rebel-name your cause
im against believing in things that dont exist
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I read an article that stated that some wasps lay their eggs on caterpillars and are hatched that way. does this really happen or was the article untrue?
true, i took a guess and was wrong
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Whats your opinion on changing for someone you love...?
thats funny
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How do you feel about gapped tooth women?
good in bed
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When you feel completely down and as if you cant go on anymore, what do you do to bring yourself back up to your old self again?
avoid questions like this
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What things do people buy a lot that they shouldn't buy so much of?
fucking ring tones
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Any tips on how to show someone you appreciate them?
new socks
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Does your avatar make you who you are, shouldn't it?
oooop's
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I am keeping my testicals in upward direction....is there any harm with that????guys help me
gravity is good for the fellas
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Answer to:
How often do you hoover?
i like the Kenmore canister
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What kind of happy are you?
the terrytuker happy kind
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What is the greatest memory you have of your father from your childhood?
golfing
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Why are some people randomly rude when there is no reason?
here's one
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What is your favorite genre or genres of video games?
pac man and miss pac man
| 1 person likes this
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What's your favourite movie about an interracial marriage?
here's one
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Would you ever eat at this McDonalds?
that's not Pomona
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Answer to:
What was the lowest point in television history?
the Ropers on spin off Threes Company
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Have you heard of "curved yellow fruit"? See pic. What do you think it could be? LOL!!!
yes but mines Jamaican
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Answer to:
Annually in the U.S., how many people die from accidents where the driver is intoxicated?
1 every 2 hours
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Can you finish this sentence?: I want my ____________.
fellow Americans to fight for health care
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Answer to:
What would you do, if God took away everything you loved?
wouldn't i be a dead fool if that happened
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Are you or do you have a family member that is a Police Officer?
Me, i lie alot
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My television has no picture and no sound
turn it up
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C for corner or C for...?
CALIFORNIA succa
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How would you react if you were told you have less then a year to live?
except the challenge
| 1 person likes this
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Why do some dogs bark loudly when their owner is away?
WHAT THE HELL I GOT A BIG SHIT BREWING HERE!
| 1 person likes this
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After you opened a bottle of ketchup, do you put it in the refrigerator?
no!
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Do you usually make pancakes from scratch or buy frozen ones?
O.K.
| 1 person likes this
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Do you go on dates?
yes with my kids
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Is it possible to be allergic to marijuana?
yes you might get hungry
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Answer to:
I am in love with a narcissist. What do I do?
date someone not born between the years of 1980 and 1996
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Can I walk on your grass?
sure thats whats there for
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How do I tell my girlfriend to cover herself up in a polite, non-offensive way?
stop being jealous
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What goes best on pancakes?
chicken and syrup, the BOMB
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Do you know if you live on or near an Earthquake fault?
yes San Andreas runs straight through Upland
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If any, what food type are you addicted too?
Tacos
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Answer to:
What does it mean if a guy has dreams about a girl? Does he like me?
maybe who knows, then he could be using a classic line to get in your panties
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Is a fire dangerous in a nursing home? Could there be a possibility of old people burning?
only one ? is needed
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Answer to:
What is the Natural Habitat for a Human Being
Naked in the woods chasing a wild pig
Answer to:
Have you ever eaten frog legs?
i have along with some squirrel, i WONT DO THAT AGAIN
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Answer to:
When is it a bad time to call someone?
3:00 am
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Natural drugs are less bad then regular drugs, alcohol, tabacco etc
(and for dumb people: LSD, cocaine, heroin, LSA, MDMA etc are NOT natural)
dumb people, im confused on your approach here explain please! unless alcohol and chewing tobacco rotted your puny brain
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Who is the prince of darkness?
me i love late night parties
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Have you ever lost your car in a parking lot?
not yet
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How do u cheer urself up?
a shot of B12 and a nice 6 mile walk
| 1 person likes this
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How old were you when you first looked at porn?
5 or 6
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Salsa..mild, medium or hot?
Hot no exceptions
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I don't feel like asking a question right now... so what should I do?
tell everyone to fuck off and spend 3-4 days in the penalty box
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Did you ever play with marbles when you were a kid?
marbles and my Schwinn is all i had, with a green machine in the garage and a beat up big wheel i was a roller
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What are you most likely to see in a bar or pub?
way to much money in the jukebox by someone that plays crappy music
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What one thing is just NO GooD without butter?
homemade cookies
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What would you do if you saw someone peeing on your lawn?
grab eggs and go head hunting
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What's something you will never do again?
jump off a pier, cocktails
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By biblical standards, do you think your going to Heaven or to Hell?
the big casino in the sky
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Did your father show you any love?
on holidays
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What televsion show would you like to make an important guest appearance on?
hot babes doing stuff naked Playboy channel, LOL
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Was Ronald McDonald really that creepy? I have difficult believing this ad is real...
wow!
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Are you offended by nudity in art?
hell no
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Do you think Ashton Kutcher fulfilled a boyhood fantasy when he hooked up with Demi Moore?
i would hope so
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Is the chopped liver in a kosher deli chicken or beef?
beef with a side of gout
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So global warming melts a glacier, exposing the seemingly lifeless body of your ancestor from a lost expedition in 1835, but he's thawed out and revived. Can he come live with you?
id name him spot
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Which is worse an enemy or a pretend friend?
a pretend anything is wrong
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Is it safe to take the Swine Flu Vaccine?
yes but you probably dont need it
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Has anyone seen the new Obama chia pet, and if yes does anyone think its as racist as I do?
i want one
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How do i reset the oil change light on my 03 chevy impala?
turn the key so the dash lights up and pump the gas pedal 3 times, very simple
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What does it mean when your girlfriend/boyfriend says they want closure?
walk on
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Am I failing at everything because I'm depressed, or am I depressed because I keep failing at everyting. Can I keep blaming the people around me for treating me badly, when new people do the same.
you wont get far with that attitude
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For your juicy hamburger we have the following toppings....what are you going to choose? Chedddar, Swiss, jalapenos, sauteed mushrooms, sauteed bacon, crispy bacon, sauteed onions, guacamole, chipotle barbeque sauce
sounds good throw some blue cheese crumbles on that succa
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Where can I see some snow this winter? I live in Florida and I have never seen snow...what is it like?
its white and cold
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What is wrong with me saying 'I hate America'?
nothing if you dont mind a fat lip
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How likely is it that someone will be struck by lightning?
do you hike
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How did you overcome coffee addiction?
i just did
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Have you ever yelled at your computer?
of course who hasn't
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Atheists: What evidence would you accept as sufficient to show that God exists?
finger prints
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How does mind torture work?
here's one
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When was the last time you went to the loo?
this morning to do some cleaning
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Would you like to live close to restaurants?
NO!
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What is the most you've ever spent at a hotel? How long did you stay?
the Golden Nuggett VEGAS, i love Fremont. way tooooo much
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High – Pressure Liquid Chromatography?
its right in front of you
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When was the last time you ate burger?
never
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What are some home remedies for scabies?
cold bath and witch vera
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Would you be happy if your neighbour kept chickens?
H to the E to the L to the L NO!
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I'm going to sleep now, what are you going to do?
im gonna enjoy the rain its gonna be in the high 90's this weekend
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If Christ came to save us from our sins? Do you think he did a god job.
you tell me
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I prefer being alone, but I’ve had people tell me I can’t go to college and be a loner. Do I really need friends?
no but you might need some help with that sheet
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What is a food that tastes good served either cold or warm?
pasta
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What's an attractive personality?
just outgoing
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What can I do to get rid of acne?
glycol (glycolic) acid works great, exfoliation is the best way
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What is something that you would like to have in your dream house?
a pole for those special ladies
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What is something you might see in a mirror?
me and a fine lady
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Who is your favorite "one hit wonder" from the 90s?
what a classic
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OK...If you were my personal trainer to seriously buff up my body...how would you motivate me...?
that my friend is something you find within
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Uhh im sick of ignoring everything thats wrong in my life I just want to explode I don't think I can take it anymore.
FIGHT ON!
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When was the last time you had a fight with your younger brother?
its been a few months
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Do you have the magic touch?
no but my wallet is fat
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Were the 80's the death of guitar rock?
hell no!
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What would you do if you didn't like your partners pet?
take her to the toy store and let her pick anything she likes
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NEED ANSWER QUICK: Tonight me and my casual hook up guy just ended things for good. Should My ex come over right now so we can hang out? maybe kiss?
why are you blasting your personal shit on the internet, like what anyone says matters
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How do you cure crabs?
condoms
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What is the best song you've ever known?
this works
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Who is the greatest man who ever lived?
tom petty said it
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Why are the planets all round?
are they
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My Lab is 3, I am confused to why she does not look bigger in the abdominal area but she is sick and producing milk from her nipples. She was last on heat 4-5 wks ago. Is this normal at this stage?
yes if shes pregnant
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What episode of scrubs did JD tell a patient his mother had a genetic disorder (dementia or alzheimer's) and he (the patient) could have it too?
who cares
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Who is your favorite artist?
Ben Harper
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What was the last body part you shaved?
my balls :)
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Whatever happened to global warming?
we actually have a president
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How do you seize the day?
try prunes
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I say lemon you say.....
Toyota
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Are there any signs to tell if a guy is playing me?
not if hes that good
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Whats a good name for a co-ed softball team?
red sox
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Do you think that the assassination of Abraham Lincoln ,James A. Garfield, William McKinley, John F. Kennedy ,and the attempted assassinations of Andrew Jackson, and Theodore Roosevelt should make the second amendment a thing of the past?
you left out Ronald Reagan
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How many packets of Ramen do you eat in one sitting?
in jail as many as you can get
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Do you iron clothes?
i use to all the time, but a wrinkle release on my dryer works great
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How Does an Affair Happen?
usually with sex
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How often do you have some kind of soup or chili?
like three times a week
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How many guests were the most you had invited to your home for dinner?
13 or so
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True or False, you have been inside a wal-mart, k-mart, or target in the past 7 days?
false! but i love little caesars pizza K-Mart
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Is it 5:00 somewhere?
no its 4:20 and im loving it
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What goes good with Scotch / Whiskey?
toilet
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Can u get sick from being peed on?
hell no piss is been through a filter and is safe
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How do i start up a small shop,
hit up your local city hall they got the info you need
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Would you cheat on your girlfriend for 1 trillion dollars?
hell yes give me 10 girls to cheat on, i would make sure they are well taken care of
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Are you happily married? How long?
im happily divorced, wow cant begin to tell you the release of bullshit, lost weight im hiking loving myself for the first time in 14 years
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Why can't we be friends? =)
i dont know here's a request
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Why is it easier to make enemies than friends?
enemies turn out to be some of your best friends
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Do you like bees
hell yes
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How does love happen? Can it be controlled?
you tell me, love is one thing that is uncontrollable
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What happens to your first offender status if you leave the state while on probation without permission.
nothing unless it reads in your terms not to
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What is the most corrosive substance know to man?
a strong woman, pretty ladies make my knees weak
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Am I the only teenager who also believes that my generation isn't reading enough books?
no more of that, schools are stepping up
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What drinks do they serve in hell?
electric blue
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What hobby of yours makes you the happiest and why?
coaching basketball
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What are signs that a recession is over?
you tell me California is all dicked up, thanks to some jackass cigar smoking movie star
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What cereal do YOU think is better than Captain Crunch?
golden grahams
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Cats are _____?
a disease
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Chicken breasts, legs, thighs or wings?
O.K.
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Can the police curse at you even if you didn't say anything to them?
fuck yes and fuck them, just make sure your on private property
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How many people are adults and still living at home...or how old were you when you finaly left home?
i lived with my dad until i was 23, but he was a bachelor and enjoys a sweet party
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How do i ask a guy that i have feelings for if he feels the same?
you need to roll the dice and ask him chances are he feels the same way
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Would you go on a zombie pub crawl?
i love the zombie nun
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Do you find the idea of a dwarf race offensive?
hell no id love to have a cold beer with a dwarf
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What's the best way to lose belly fat over age 50?
six small meals a day portion correctly, no dairy, no saturated fat, water or tea only, and exercise
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In one sentence, can you describe narcissism?
Myspace
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How long does it take to wash your hair?
18 seconds
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What is your favorite fuit? how often do yoou eat it?
apple
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Can you talk to your parents about anything?
anything
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How long dose it take to pass a kidney stone?
depends on the size, i passed two about 6 years ago took a few hours after that im a huge fan of cranberry juice
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Don't stick your finger in____________.
it stick your fist in __________
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How bad for you are Mcdonald's french fries, nutrition-wise? Does the grease factor cancel out the potato factor?
wouldn't be so bad if they weren't twice fried with additives
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What do baseball players chew during games?
the strings on their gloves
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What cocktail should a man never order at a bar?
there's no such thing, if you think different check yourself
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Who would like to have a free tarot card reading?
sure, im sure what you got to say is old news
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For 2009, what are good costumes for a high school girl?
pregnant nun
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Why does such a talented person like Lady Gaga have to be so weird?
i love it like Elvis wasn't flying his own ship, the beatles, johnny cash, and the beat goes on and on
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Many people eat junk food when they are feeling down, do you? and do you find it helps?
beer me
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What is your view on a 14 year old girl dating a 29 year old man?
will never be excepted in the U.S. but in some countries its completely normal
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Do you have an annoying neighbor?
yes but im sure i piss him off more
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If you had a child today, what would you name it? (Male or female)
saturday
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Do you abuse the snooze button?
like a cheap date :o
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Do you like soup beans and cornbread?
northern beans ham and corn bread, with a cold beer
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What really really pisses you off big time?
BCS
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BYOB = Bring Your Own __________? =)
bitch
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Who is better: ACDC or Queen
so simple AC/DC
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What shouldn't you put down your pants?
anaconda he might get jealous
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Can you believe it's already starting to get cold again?
love it
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What would I be to my sisters neice?
uncle
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What was the last news you got that made you feel as if a 1000 ton weight has been lifted off your shoulders ? (i don't have cancer,is mine, wheeeeeeee !!!! )
no news will compare to your news, im so happy for you, you are one sweet lady and i love your lips :o
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Can i sleep in your bed?
anytime i will sleep on the couch, unless???????
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What is the most expensive item you bought so far this year.
a divorce
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Wait... What did you call me?!
mighty mouse
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If you could only choose one thing, what is it that draws you closer to God?
where do you start looking for him have you actually found him
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What is the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
my ex-wife giving birth to three angels, well one angel and two boys
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Guys only do you shave your pubes?
hairy like a man
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Who's laughing now?
me
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Whats so cute?
sweet T
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I am granting you one wish for tonight... What would you wish for?
a round trip to Vegas (Downtown) with a wad of cash and five pretty AB ladies to join me
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Whats a fun thing to do while sitting on a couch?
fuc%%%%
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Who is your favorite character in Family Guy. Mine would be Stewie or Peter.
brian
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What is worse: Poison Oak or Poison Ivy?
the one east of the Misssippi river
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What is your biggest pet peeve when it comes to your partner?
her mothers advice
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What is your best one-liner?
checks in the mail.
trust me i won't cum in your mouth.
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Am I the only person who LOVES to watch Cash Cab?
no I'm sure there's a few
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Would your opinion of me change if I told you that I'm a Twilight fan?=P
hell no your still my Mountain Momma
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Are ankle bracelets ok for men to wear?
only on house arrest
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Do you personally know a famous person and who?
went to high school with the Hughes brothers and grew up with the Harper's (Ben Harper)
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How tall are you?
6 something
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Socks with sandals: why is it wrong?
its not if your getting the paper first thing in the morning
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How do i be presidant of united staets of amereca?
lie and smoke pot
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Who is your favorite Quarterback?
Matt Barkley- the true freshman at USC, started at Mater De high school at 14 on the varsity squad one of the premier programs in California, watch out he is that good
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I'm going on a 10 hour car ride. What type of snacks can I pack?
beer and pretzels
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_____ is delicious!
raspberries, blueberries, Coors light
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Can smoking to much canbis cause bad side effects
girls dont want a limp
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Quick...first rock song with f*** in it?
here's one
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Do you have a Verizon Wireless cell phone?
no i have GTE
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Which letter of the alphabet is the most sinister?
G how many g's are in prison
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Answer to:
How to Build a Subwoofer Box for Your Car
particle board, speakers, and screws
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How often do you go on airplanes?
only when i fly
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Is poop edible?
it is in Amsterdam ask a hooker
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Where is my Ipod?
i got it, wow you got some cheesy shit on here
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Do you have friendship(s) that are limited to what you both have in common (hobby or job or interest)?
No my friends are part of my family
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Whenever I see lesbians having sex,I want to join them!Am I normal?
what kind of lesbians
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What was your first word?
happyhour
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If you drink to much does it turn you into an assaholic?
depends on who im talking with
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What does the term "kinship" mean?
your part of our family even though your not related
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Would you consider adopting a child?
I would love to but i got three kids, and a ex-wife thats a pain in the ass
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What was the first sound you heard this morning?
espn sports center i fell asleep with the TV on
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Do you wear sandals, flip flops or slippers at home?
I wear flip flops everywhere California baby
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Why does everyone get freaked out when i tell them i am a strong positive atheist?
because your a strong positive person that dosn't rely on anyone. FIGHT ON!
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Why did they ever start using asbestos in buildings?
your walking on it if you have tile floors Mortar is extremely unhealthy if inhaled
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What is the perfect cup size?
pint
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What's a good karaoke song for someone with a horrible singing voice?
any song by steve miller
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What is the first thing you do in the morning
think of a creative way to get my two boys out of bed, this morning it was squirt guns
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What should I name this box of donuts?
misery
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Is there a difference between generic and name brand gasoline?
NO!
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Will the world ever have flying cars?
just what we need drunk flyer's and teenage pilots
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What is the most expensive purchase you have made online?
signing up with AB countless wasted hours and more to waste
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Who is your most hated celb?
Larry Flint
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Can caffeine cause diarrhea?
hell yes, take two weeks off of caffeine then slam 3 diet cokes
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How many righs are there around Uranus?
just one, beware of owner
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Does life really suck this bad or is it me?
it does
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsR2Mk4uh_4
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What is your favorite band that begins with the letter C
the cult
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What is your favorite band that begins with the letter B?
Beastie Boys
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Do burglars ever happen upon the scene of another crime?
sure, corrupt cops
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Do you watch Survivor?
no thats the hour i pour acid in my eyes
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What kind of hand were you dealt in life?
a full house
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What is your view on an 18 year old girl in love with a 54 year old man?
Money talks and ______________________
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I am straight and to the point. Did I mention that I am to the point, what am I?
asshole
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What comes to mind when i say "Florida"?
Tampa Bay
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Have you ever ran away?
yes from a court fine, they caught me
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Whats your favorite green vegetable?
Brussel sprouts
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How many questions do kids ask on average?
my kids are 2,8 and 11 and on an average its 40 questions a day
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What is the technical or medical name for snot/boogers?
mucus
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How would you punish your 5-year-old son if you found out he has been shoplifting?
City jail one night
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Name something that cannot be tamed?
aNSWERbAG StAFf
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What is your favorite Costner movie?
a perfect world
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Aren't fried foods bad for you? Why or why not?
my family is from Southern Illinois and chow on fried everything even green beans, my aunts died in their 90's, my grandpa is 83 and still raises hell, its not what you eat but where you eat it, in the south there is NO stress
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Cheese or crackers?
crackers
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What are some critical mistakes that people make on the first date?
honking the horn instead of going to the door
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Do you consider yourself young or old?
young with a dash of grey
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Have you ever made your dog drunk?
drunk what :)
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Could you make love to your s/o every day for a month?
easy if i had a S/O
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The word sibling is used for "brother" or "sister"... Is there a word used for a "niece" or "nephew"?
Niece- free baby sitter
Nephew- youngin
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Why are teens better at driving than adults?
thats funny
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What is a big word for stupid?
Simpleton
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Do you keep ashtrays in your house for guests who smoke?
yes, guests smoke outside
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Where did you get your pets?
Dalmatian- paid for
2 cats i have no idea
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Wet or dry rub barbecue?
Just salt and pepper
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What would be a bad name, for a cruise ship?
somalia cruiser
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Do you enjoy football season or do you dread it?
I love College football
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Time is _________?
stops sometimes
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Is i allways without exeption wrong to kill oneself?
yes, but who or what will change your mind, that my friend is your decision- FIGHT ON!
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What do you think about " Girls gone Wild"?
its directed to insecure men
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How do you kill memories?
here's one
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Is your Best Friend the same gender as you are?
no
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Are dogs people too?
Hell NO!
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What nickname were you called as a kid? Did you ever live it down? Mine was
polo G still not sure what that means
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Your on a great date, everything is perfect until they get drunk & they tell you______?
i hate to cook
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What is the oldest television show you actually remember watching as a child?
MASH or Taxi
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Have you forgotten what love feels like?
love as in romance yes, but I'm hoping it comes around soon
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Answer to:
Mexican Style Casserole
This is a must tried cuisine.
totally agree, if you have not tried Mexican Casserole you are truly missing out
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In elementry school did you ever get in a fight?
yes
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If drafted into military service tomorrow, would you go whole-heartedly, reluctantly or not at all?Why?
hell yes id go with pride, if there's a draft that means some shit is going down and my children's future is in jeopardy
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Who does the voice inside your mind sound like?
Petros Papadakis
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If you caught your child with weed and a can to smoke it out of what would be your punishment for them?
not sure but it would not be pleasant
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I'm sending you a basket of flowers, do you know why?
because you think im special :0
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Do you have a "pet" name for idiots/assholes you happen to notice in everyday life? Mine is "Two-laner" - aptly named for drivers who hog the road.
BROKEDICK
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Plus-sized model Crystal Renn... Hot? or Not? (LINK)
very nice
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Where does life end?
as soon as you check out of your responsibilities
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Green OR Red Apple?
both its apple season
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What tunes sound good and are easy to play on acoustic guitar?
johnny cash
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Do you own a cheese grater?
i did
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Do you name your pet fish?
yeah cichlid
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When was the last time you cried, why?
i watched a story on the Learning channel about a young girl that was born with a disfigured face she was 5 and 23 operations, broke my heart but it was a proud tear for her and her family
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Is it just me, or do other people also need to poo when they have a cigarette?
if you rely on a cigarette to shit that's sad
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If your s/o asked you to deficate on his/her body would you do it?
never no way no how
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What kind of humor do you enjoy?
AnswerBag
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22 year old male dating an 18 year old female, ok or not ok?
dude get a cougar and some experience at the same time
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Ballroom _________
fire
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What's something YOU should never eat too close to bed time?
everthing you can think of
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Can i sue the police for coming in my house without a warrent and for verbal abuse
good luck
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Name one word which describes a kiss.
hickey
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Have you ever felt the need to start over and delete all your friends from your life as they hurt you?
DTA
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Was your first cell phone a Nokia?
no Pac Bell
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Do you like smoked meats?
smoked, baked, grilled whatever
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What is a lesson you learned the hard way and wont forget about?
bar fights, 6 months in LA County
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Blitzkrieg ________
Metallica
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Once you get out of a relationship did you ever look back?
only to reflect on my own mistakes
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Who was blind in Texas?
Ernest Tubb
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What melts your butter?
her name is Melanie
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Have you ever been in a love and hate relationship?
everyday
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Why you?
im that good
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Is there anything better than cold hard cash?
no!
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Whats the time in your country right now i am in england andit is 09.40 in morning
two late to buy beer
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MY AUNT NEEDS HELP! Her 16 year old son(my cousin) came home drunk (no idea how he got the booze) and she wants to spank him as punishment.The problem is how can she spank him?She is 5'8'' 133lbs her son is 6'2'' 298lbs linebacker in high school AF team?
if hes 6'2 and a linebacker hes the one issuing ass whoopings especially if hes 300 lbs, which must be a huge exaggeration on your part
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Why do i keep dating losers?
did you read my mind or what
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Could you go for a month without watching tv?
not during college football season
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Do you have a beverage next to you right now?
hello! Friday one in my hand and one in the cooler
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What is one word you can say what will get everyone in the room to ZIP it all at once?
Shhh! did you feel that
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I'm going to the store what did you tell me to pick up for you again, please?
a box of cocoa pebbles and a six pack of beer :)
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Guys, do you prefer women with short or long hair? why?
long
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When was the last time you took a picture with a camara?
they make digital cameras, know wonder why i cant find a drive up film drop off anywhere :)
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What's the first thing you think or feel when I say the word: death?
not now
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I say "BMW" you say?
piece of shit
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I am a newlywed, middle aged, as is my husband. Trouble is, it is a sexless marriage. He is impotent and needs medical intervention. I cannot feel sexual. It is a HUGE turn off. What or How do I get over it?
masturbation
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It's friday night. i'm home alone...(and grateful for that...) just opened a bottle of red (rioja)... what should i have with it that would be easy but oh -so -satisfying?
boneless rib eye with fresh veggies
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What kind of people died in the attack on Pearl Harbor?
Civilized humans the U.S. and brain washed out freaks the Japanese
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What would you do if you and a crowd of people were inside a bank with a suidcide bomber?
look for kids then kiss my ass good bye, i will not be told what to do the last few minutes of my life
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Whats ur view on Time Travel
lets concentrate on cancer
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What would we never find on your Ipod?
Duran Duran
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Are addicts born?
YES, A lot of people have addictive personalities and dont know it
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Guys: A girl invites you over to her house to watch a movie. Are you expecting sex?
not at all, but you never know
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If you were to give me my first and last alcoholic beverage, what would you choose!?
washington apple
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How many times a week do you cook?
every night
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Why are prisons beneficial?
they house the guilty
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What is a type of "Pepper"?
diet Dr. Pepper yummy yum
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How dose one get over depression?
Hiking
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Should married women have close male friends? How would you feel if your wife had close, straight male friends that she went out with.
i would not care
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What did you dream about last night?
sleep was good last night, dreamed about the dessert and a big thermometer
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I'm 14 and I ran away with a 20 year old. Now the police are involved and I don't want him to get in trouble. What can I do?
call your dad he will understand
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Do you use the library often? If so, how often?
every week with my kids in a perfect world
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Explain which Factors affecting corrosion?
farts
second hand farts
gas
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What did the Men in Black do?
they helped the rangers in Mogadishu , its the the reunion Oct 3rd when we lost some sweet soldiers, black hawk down
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Have you ever lost someone good over an addiction you had or still have?
NO!
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Is Universal Health Care just Obama's way of enslaving white people?
not if your S.W.A.T
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Can I hug your pillow?
ask my knees
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Could you love someone that you know hates you?
yes i love a challenge
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Do i look sexy?
lets see a video
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Do you like soup in a bread bowl?
tomato
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What kind of sports did your grandparents used to play?
Marines
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What are some palindromes(words that can be read forward and backwards)?
never odd or even
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Would you say darts was a sport?
sure why not? cocktails
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What do pregnant women like the most?
habit burger
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Should the kkk be illegal?
no! quit paying so much attention to a bunch of IGNORANT idiots and they might go away, they want you to worry, thats the only offense they got so FUCK THEM, they are nothing
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What is best medicine for a dog with diahria lasting more than a month?
white rice with a LITTLE beef broth, a change in dog food or stop table scraps, the vet yes go to the vet
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There's this guy at work. He talks to me all the time. He teases me and asks a lot of questions. He's been asking what I'm doing on weekends. He offered to help fix my car but he has a girlfriend. I'm falling....but is he just a friend?
i wont be to long before he screws you over (JERRY SPRINGER)
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Where did you last sexual encounter take place?
in my place on the floor next to the patio door, it was open, wow wont do that again my neighbors made fun about her moans for weeks
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What's on top of your fridge?
lets call it kid art storage space
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What do you think of my paintings?
very erotic, but i like Julia
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My best friend calls me fat, ugly, stupid, and a loser. Is that verbal abuse?
is your best friend the wicked bitch of the west or what
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My next door neighbor keeps calling me on a daily basis saying, "Let's have dinner." How do I tell him that I am not interested in dating him?
how did he get your number in the first place, you need to be more careful who you flirt with, just tell him your not intrested if that dosent work have your brother beat his ass
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Do you have a favorite flavor of soup?
Pescados y Mariscos seafood soup
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Is our food out to get us, I mean we have mad COW disease, SWINE flu and BIRD flu, which of course is beef, pig and chicken, so is it out to get us?
i will let you know is my turduklen ready
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What does it mean when my brakes sound like they are grinding
um maybe new brakes
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What do you keep near your toilet?
beer
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Can you tell me one lie, about yourself or anything?
cops like people
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Do you keep cash hidden in your home? Where?
under my ass fucker with a shotgun
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Is it possible to feel your hair growing?
WHAT!
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Can you tell me one lie, about yourself or anything?
im from POMONA and we love each other
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What do you keep near your toilet?
flush able wipes i love a clean backside
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What naughty things could be done at your office?
football cards, place your bet
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I'm just a teenage _ _ _ _ _ _ _ baby?
gangsta
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How many bags of rubbish do you put out?
three a week
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Can you please describe your last phone conversation in 3 words or less?
good luck
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What is one of the best exercises for losing weight?
JUMP ROPE
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On a scale of 1 (least) - 10 (most) -- how much do you like to flirt?
a solid 7
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Answer to:
We, members of AB, form a petition to ______________________________________.
Funny answers welcome.
get rid of the penalty box
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Is a slut worse than a prude?
they both suck
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So lets get this straight...You dont like it when girls dress all slutty-looking?
Hello from Southern California
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Have you ever thrown a glass cup or mug at someone?
yes
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I hate tom cruise
what did he do to you?
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Excuse me..,how do You treat Your dog/cat
:)
like a dog
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When was the last time you were "ignored"?
about 20 minutes ago i love my children
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If someone paid you $1,000 would you go skydiving?
paid me oh hell yes
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Answer to:
What's a good dinner for an autumn evening?
tacos
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True OR False? You've had a cup of coffee and a cigarette this morning.
false
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If you were a billionaire, then what is the first item that you would buy?
a ticket to Vegas and roll with the big dogs
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Name a soluble vitamin and a fat soluble vitamin pleace
D and D2
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Would you rather ask a stupid question or give a stupid answer?
thats a toss up
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Is their anybody here (over 18) that still plays video games
my kids love to beat my ass in WWE
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How do you remove dried rubber cement from carpet?
try WD-40 on a small spot it should work
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What do you like on your hot dog?
onions and mustard
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