http://www.answerbag.com/profile/212519 New Answerbag answers from purplecows Tue, 29 May 2012 12:02:59 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 12:02:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12214308 You have discovered an alien life form hiding in your backyard, it doesn't understand human speech, how would you communicate with it?<br /><br />44 Magnum Mon, 28 May 2012 03:12:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12214308 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12212791 Is there room for one more..me? can I squeeze in please? :-)<br /><br />Yes, but then the elevator cable will break. Sun, 27 May 2012 15:04:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12212791 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12212744 Do you ever feel like you can be a bit irresponsible, even as an adult?<br /><br />you mean like, attacking countries that didn't do anything to us? Sun, 27 May 2012 14:44:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12212744 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12210669 My neighborhood has wild chickens if they lay their eggs on my land are they now my eggs to keep, I live in Pike Co Kentucky and My neighbor said they were her eggs which are now dids a couple days old because she threw some food out to the hen a few times. What would you do I have little children that are crying now because she said she was taking me to court to get the baby chicks Thanks for any help u can give .<br /><br />Take the kids with you to court, it'll be an educational experience. Sat, 26 May 2012 21:54:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12210669 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12210651 What does it mean to be saved? When were you saved? What happens after that?<br /><br />It means you never sin again. Or, if you do, then it's OK. Sat, 26 May 2012 21:40:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12210651 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12209280 Sad but you know its true, what is something that you will NEVER accomplish?<br /><br />be elected President meet Albert Einstein travel to the moon (probably) be a billionaire (probably) Sat, 26 May 2012 11:56:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12209280 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12207839 Why do people say they are blessed to be pregnant when they sell condoms, pills, and perform medical operations to not be pregnant?<br /><br />Same reason some people buy cigarettes and other people buy stop-smoking products. Fri, 25 May 2012 21:38:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12207839 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12204726 Jesus Christ isreal everything else is a lie.<br /><br />Muhammad saudiarabia everything else is a stand. Fri, 25 May 2012 02:44:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12204726 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12203310 Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think?<br /><br />The facts as alleged are false. He didn't "throw" paper out the window. That's a bad-faith ticket. After he wins, he can sue the cop for malicious prosecution. Thu, 24 May 2012 15:47:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12203310 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12203309 Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think?<br /><br />So, next time you see a police officer accidentally drop something, be sure to be a good citizen and make a citizen's arrest. We can't have litterers roaming our streets! Thu, 24 May 2012 15:46:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12203309 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12203291 Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think?<br /><br />Once you let one guy get away with that, everybody will be doing it. Next thing you know there'll be money lying all over on our sidewalks. We can't have that! Thu, 24 May 2012 15:40:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12203291 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12203060 How do i tell my mom i'm prego? She'll kill me!!!:O I'm scared.<br /><br />"Mom, didn't you always say you want grandchildren?" Thu, 24 May 2012 14:14:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12203060 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201297 Is taking two 20mg pills (over-the-counter strength) the exact same thing as taking one 40mg pill (perscription strength)?<br /><br />Is it a timed-release? You might have to take those two 20-mg pills at different times. Thu, 24 May 2012 01:15:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201297 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201294 Who can explain the Trinity?<br /><br />Nobody can explain it well enough to satisfy the non-Trinitarians. (or is that anti-Trinitarians?) Thu, 24 May 2012 01:14:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201294 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201292 Who can explain the Trinity?<br /><br />It's sort of like a three-leaf clover. Thu, 24 May 2012 01:13:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201292 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201290 Who can explain the Trinity?<br /><br />It's sort of like clouds, rain and the oceans. Thu, 24 May 2012 01:13:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201290 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201274 you know you said it and it was all lies, how do you feel in your heart??<br /><br />the earth DOES move! Thu, 24 May 2012 01:06:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12201274 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12200932 If Hitler could see us now in AB, what would he laugh about?<br /><br />the fall of the Soviet Union Wed, 23 May 2012 21:00:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12200932 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12196888 Should strip searching of students at school be legal?<br /><br />All those ex-TSA agents who got fired for molesting children gotta have SOMETHING to do! Tue, 22 May 2012 15:06:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12196888 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12196809 Should anonymous posting to the internet be illegal? Would the content or tone of your posts change if your real name was required?<br /><br />https://www.eff.org/issues/anonymity The Supreme Court has ruled repeatedly that the right to anonymous free speech is protected by the First Amendment. A much-cited 1995 Supreme Court ruling in McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Commission reads: Protections for anonymous speech are vital to... Tue, 22 May 2012 14:40:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12196809 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194710 Many people are saying the world will end and the apocalypse is near. Do you think we should start to panic since 12/21/2012 is approaching?<br /><br />I think we should start to picnic. Tue, 22 May 2012 00:40:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12194710 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193752 Steve savagely scourged seven servants _______________________<br /><br />; subsequently, seven savagely scourged servants sued Steve. Mon, 21 May 2012 16:33:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193752 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193655 Uncle Uriah's unsightly unicorn uniformly _______________<br /><br />sucks understands understates unhooks underwear Mon, 21 May 2012 16:08:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193655 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193648 How do you pitch movie ideas?<br /><br />Write notes about all the clips, rearrange them later. Take a class in story writing. Mon, 21 May 2012 16:06:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193648 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193637 Quick pitch me an idea for a movie involving Mr. T, Betty White and R2D2! Try to make it sound as interesting as the back of a VHS tape box.<br /><br />Night of the Living Trashcans Mon, 21 May 2012 16:04:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193637 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193634 Quick pitch me an idea for a movie involving Mr. T, Betty White and R2D2! Try to make it sound as interesting as the back of a VHS tape box.<br /><br />Robot Threesomes Revealing all the attachments R2-D2 had that you didn't know about Mon, 21 May 2012 16:03:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193634 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193620 What is the difference between Liberals and Conservatives definition wise?<br /><br />ah, those darn liberal-biased IQ tests! Mon, 21 May 2012 15:59:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193620 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193596 The GOP thinks they're Knights in Shining Armor who will come to our rescue,kill the dragon. D'ya think they will? Who makes the kill?<br /><br />The GOP helped build the dragon. Mon, 21 May 2012 15:53:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193596 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193568 if there was a pill that would take away all of your problems; physical, emotional, financial, all the negatives etc...would you risk it?<br /><br />What's the risk? Mon, 21 May 2012 15:43:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193568 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193565 Why do so many Middle Eastern Men mistreat women so much? Is their religion to blame?<br /><br />It might be the other way around. Haven't they been treating women the same way since before they had that religion? I dunno. Maybe that treatment was just incorporated into that religion. Mon, 21 May 2012 15:42:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193565 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193506 What piece of fruit would you like today?<br /><br />Jenny Hawkins, down the street. Mon, 21 May 2012 15:26:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193506 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193503 Can an atheist be a Christian?<br /><br />Maybe with a loose enough definition of "Christian" ... or a loose enough definition of "atheist" Mon, 21 May 2012 15:25:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193503 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193493 Is the U.S. Supreme Court made up of judicial activists? Who? Who is not? Are their decisions based on law or politics? 50/50? 60/40?<br /><br />The Hiibel decision was based on politics. Mon, 21 May 2012 15:21:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193493 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193171 How can i prove god is a racist using only interpretive dance and synchronised swimming?<br /><br />Paint one side of your face white and the other black. Stand on the diving board with white side toward the audience and a halo on; dance a happy dance. Then remove the halo, put on red horns, and dive while turning around to expose your black side to the audience, and swim along with the other... Mon, 21 May 2012 13:50:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193171 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193157 What's another way to say "Go away"?<br /><br />I'm going to tell you a well-kept secret, the bar across the street is much better than this one. All the women are really friendly, and they've got a free beer special that ends in about two minutes. Mon, 21 May 2012 13:47:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193157 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193142 How would someone prove they are not a racist?<br /><br />Similar to proving one is not a pedophile. Mon, 21 May 2012 13:43:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193142 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193131 Do you think that the higher a woman's heels, the more dominant the woman is?<br /><br />No, the more insecure. Mon, 21 May 2012 13:42:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12193131 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12192953 Do you think 9/11 was done by terrorist, U S Government or something else. And why?<br /><br />By definition they were terrorists, but the question remains, which terrorists and who they worked for. The simultaneous onset of collapse of Building 7 shows it was an "inside job". A fire or other normal damage would not cause ALL the supporting columns of the entire building to break... Mon, 21 May 2012 12:59:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12192953 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12192941 Have you given a name to the monster that lives under your bed?<br /><br />O-bama Mon, 21 May 2012 12:56:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12192941 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12192940 Should a bride really get angry and have a fit because there is an occupy protest near the church where he wedding was held?<br /><br />Yes, she's totally justified. On the other hand, a Middle Easterner whose wedding was interrupted by a bombing, that's just par for the course ... it's their own darn fault for not being born on the North American landmass Mon, 21 May 2012 12:55:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12192940 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12192934 My boyfriend does NOT believe in ghosts or souls or anything like that, what can i do to convince him? IT drives me absolutly INSANE when he tells me that its stupid or doesnt exist ......<br /><br />let me get this straight ... you're happy or sad according to whether he does or doesn't believe in ghosts? Mon, 21 May 2012 12:54:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12192934 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12192923 What piece of fruit would you like today?<br /><br />tomato Mon, 21 May 2012 12:51:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12192923 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191607 Is it possible to make Sulfuric Acid using only things found around the house? (I'm not planning on doing this, I'm just curious.)<br /><br />http://www.jmaterenvironsci.com/Document/vol3/vol3_N2/37-JMES-185-2012-Mousavi.pdf http://www.chemicalforums.com/index.php?topic=18879.0 Mon, 21 May 2012 04:26:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191607 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191586 How about moving our battlefields to the chess board? No one dies...countries don't get it debt...and whoever wins doesn't draw blood. Chess takes thought, planning, vision and execution. Why not train our kids to play chess?<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imiVDYfoh54&amp;feature=endscreen&amp;NR=1 Mon, 21 May 2012 04:18:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191586 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191568 How about moving our battlefields to the chess board? No one dies...countries don't get it debt...and whoever wins doesn't draw blood. Chess takes thought, planning, vision and execution. Why not train our kids to play chess?<br /><br />but the Russkies are way ahead of us in chess! Mon, 21 May 2012 04:09:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191568 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191456 How come you never got married?<br /><br />"Never" ? What, did I die without noticing it? Mon, 21 May 2012 02:18:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191456 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191011 What can I talk to my therapist about? (I get very nervous and talk gibberish if I don't plan it out) HELP!!<br /><br />Maybe your therapist wants to hear the nervous gibberish. Sun, 20 May 2012 21:10:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191011 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191003 Why are there hungry people while tons of good food is thrown away?<br /><br />well wait a minute, ARE tons of good food thrown away? Sun, 20 May 2012 21:07:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191003 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191002 On the grand scale of human achievement, what do you consider mankind's most profound accomplishment?<br /><br />money Sun, 20 May 2012 21:06:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12191002 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190996 Why would a woman ask a man what size shoes he wears?<br /><br />She really wants to buy him a pair of socks, but she's too embarrassed to ask him what his sock size is. Sun, 20 May 2012 21:02:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190996 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190993 How awkward do you feel when your fiancée tells you she used to be a bricklayer called Ralph?<br /><br />Well, just exactly how many bricks did you lay? Were you paid to lay all these bricks? Did you smoke afterwards? Did the bricks phone you in the morning? Sun, 20 May 2012 21:00:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190993 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190991 How awkward do you feel when your fiancée tells you she used to be a bricklayer called Ralph?<br /><br />I'd ralph Sun, 20 May 2012 20:58:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190991 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190669 If it's presumed that everyone knows the law, then why does anyone go to law school?<br /><br />To get a high-paying job with a big law firm. Sun, 20 May 2012 18:42:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190669 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190656 Dopey deftly drew down Doc's _________________<br /><br />Dewar’s Sun, 20 May 2012 18:38:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190656 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190649 Dopey deftly drew down Doc's _________________<br /><br />Dockers™ Sun, 20 May 2012 18:34:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190649 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190645 Would you rather work out a math problem using paper and pencil or just use the calculator?<br /><br />Math, meaning arithmetic. Calculator, if I cannot do it in my head. Most math (algebra, geometry, calculus) cannot be done with a calculator. Sun, 20 May 2012 18:33:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12190645 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12187986 Why does the movie theater smell bad?<br /><br />Is it a porno theater? Sat, 19 May 2012 23:06:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12187986 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12187445 Why does the movie theater smell bad?<br /><br />past patrons watching horror movies and vomiting Sat, 19 May 2012 18:27:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12187445 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12186881 Do you lack focus and sometimes go off on tangents that are unrelated to what you started off to do? Does it happen a lot or a little?<br /><br />That reminds me of a story ... Oh, actually, my career is like that. Sat, 19 May 2012 15:25:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12186881 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12185062 Can you give me a GOOD reason why people should get drunk?<br /><br />to enrich Jack Daniels Sat, 19 May 2012 02:05:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12185062 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12183172 How much can you get accomplished in an hour?<br /><br />I'll form a study group and take some bids to write up a question proposal and a preliminary estimate for the time and other resources necessary to get an answer, and get back to you. Fri, 18 May 2012 11:32:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12183172 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12183065 If you discover something that might be harmful to others which doesn't affect you at all would you tell them or stay out of it? Why?<br /><br />I discovered that smoking is unhealthy. It doesn't affect me because I don't smoke and nobody near me smokes. So, now I should contact all the smokers in the world and tell them? Fri, 18 May 2012 10:57:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12183065 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12183058 Is divorce contagious?‏<br /><br />yes, especially if you catch "gay" Fri, 18 May 2012 10:55:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12183058 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178935 How short is it?<br /><br />short enough to leave plenty of room to pile stawberries on top Thu, 17 May 2012 05:02:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178935 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178529 How short is it?<br /><br />about 2500 words Wed, 16 May 2012 22:59:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178529 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178405 Are Jehovah's Witnesses actually, Henotheists with a polytheistic view?<br /><br />What do JWs say about JHVH talking to the other gods, e.g. "[Adam and Eve] will become like us" ? and JHVH talking about the other gods, as in: don't worship them ? Wed, 16 May 2012 21:36:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178405 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178400 I've known a born-blind guy (great sense of humor) "forever." How do I explain to others WHY I got him a Rubik's Cube for his birthday?<br /><br />his SOMA™ Cube wore out Wed, 16 May 2012 21:28:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178400 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178399 I've known a born-blind guy (great sense of humor) "forever." How do I explain to others WHY I got him a Rubik's Cube for his birthday?<br /><br />it's very tactile Wed, 16 May 2012 21:27:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178399 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178398 They say it's a bad idea to play leapfrog with a unicorn. What else is a bad idea?<br /><br />playing tennis with a bowling ball playing baseball with a real bat playing football with a rhino playing round-the-maypole with a python playing hide-and-go-seek with a trained assassin playing peek-a-boo with Medusa Wed, 16 May 2012 21:26:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178398 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178394 Say an adjective. TV. Guitar. Fan. Car. Club. Window. Paint. Floor. Child. Wall. Farm. Reproduction System.<br /><br />Color TV. Steel Guitar. Electric Fan. Race Car. Fan Club. Open Window. Wet Paint. Waxed Floor. Young Child. Brick Wall. Hog Farm. Nice Reproduction System. Wed, 16 May 2012 21:23:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178394 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178391 Can someone be certain of "The Uncertainty Principle"?Regarding that the principle is correct , then you must be uncertain of it and it...<br /><br />The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, just off the top of my head, is that the product of the randomness of certain pairs of measurements must exceed a certain natural minimum value (with dimension erg-seconds). This was established experimentally, after much confusion, as the result of... Wed, 16 May 2012 21:22:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12178391 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12177954 Am I being judgemental to NOT want to marry or even date a doctor? My experiences with them have been bad?<br /><br />in this economy, he might soon be an unemployed bum, so no worries Wed, 16 May 2012 17:43:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12177954 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12177314 There are so many Dirty Dishes in this Sink!!! Who is making all these Dirty Dishes when it is only Me and You?<br /><br />There's a night watchman living in the house, he's in when we're out and vice versa Wed, 16 May 2012 13:03:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12177314 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12175532 Can you give me a GOOD reason why people should get drunk?<br /><br />To kill the bug that you have up your ass. Tue, 15 May 2012 21:54:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12175532 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12175526 Can you give me a GOOD reason why people should get drunk?<br /><br />to forget what life under communism is like Tue, 15 May 2012 21:53:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12175526 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12175520 Is Ronald McDonald an evil pervert?<br /><br />http://www.familywatchdog.us/ Registered Offender List Search Criteria: mcdonald, ronald Click on offender's name for additional information Name Type Address State Registry RONALD SKYE MACDONALD TAHUYA, WA 98588 FL MCDONALD, RONALD, WILLIAM 6900 ATMORE DRIVEDOC RICHMOND,... Tue, 15 May 2012 21:51:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12175520 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12175489 You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ .<br /><br />a Big Jack a taco lobster flambé Tue, 15 May 2012 21:35:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12175489 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12174448 I just found out that I am shipping off to basic training for the army in June. Is it weird that I am excited?<br /><br />No, it would be weird if you were bored. Tue, 15 May 2012 14:39:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12174448 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12174137 Do you think the word "pretty" should ever be used to describe anything about men?<br /><br />That's pretty wrong. Tue, 15 May 2012 13:13:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12174137 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12171784 Would "snob " describe you ? ever ?<br /><br />It's really beneath me to answer such an insulting question as that one. Mon, 14 May 2012 19:02:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12171784 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12171168 Anyone got a spare MILLION DOLLARS laying around that they don't need? kekekekeke<br /><br />ya, I've got it in a sock somewhere Mon, 14 May 2012 15:15:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12171168 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169044 Do you want to be buried or cremated? I loath cremation. I want my body to lie in the ground for ever.<br /><br />frozen in liquid nitrogen and fired out of a cannon at a brick wall during a rock concert Sun, 13 May 2012 23:15:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12169044 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12168537 Do you want to be buried or cremated? I loath cremation. I want my body to lie in the ground for ever.<br /><br />I know someone who wants to be Plastinated® in an extreme dance position, and tour the world with the museum exhibit. Sun, 13 May 2012 18:43:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12168537 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12168532 Did you know? Camels are smarter than horses<br /><br />Hi-ho, ISHMAEL! Sun, 13 May 2012 18:41:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12168532 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12167390 If pro-lifers knew that places that have cheap legal abortions significantly cuts their crime rates would they still be so against them?<br /><br />No, just jack up the police presence in the non-abortion areas. Sun, 13 May 2012 09:51:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12167390 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12166820 Is travel faster than light like frequency faster than light both at A and B at the same time?<br /><br />Yes, definitely. Sun, 13 May 2012 04:08:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12166820 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12166727 Would it be weird to teach my daughter to call my boyfriend daddy?<br /><br />Course not, Auntie. Sun, 13 May 2012 03:09:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12166727 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12163889 Did you have a good time, last night ?<br /><br />I don't remember last night. Sat, 12 May 2012 01:42:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12163889 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12163859 if atheists/agnostics are on average higher IQ than religious people, is that an argument for them being right?<br /><br />If higher IQ isn't correlated with the ability to "be right" or to make good decisions, then the entire IQ-measurement industry is a waste of labor and money. Sat, 12 May 2012 00:48:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12163859 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12162584 If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say?<br /><br />That would be my itchy trigger finger, combined with extreme rage whenever I get turned down for a job. Fri, 11 May 2012 14:35:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12162584 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12160911 If it is true that one "cannot prove a negative," then how can the IRS "prove" in a courtroom, that someone NEVER filed a return, or NEVER reported an income source, or NEVER sent them a payment? ALL of those things are indeed "negatives," aren't they?<br /><br />We don't need to guess, speculate or exercise our imaginations. There have been plenty of prosecutions. Just find one and look at the court record. Fri, 11 May 2012 04:18:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12160911 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12160840 America is known for freedom, but are we really free?<br /><br />Throw away your driver license, Socialist Insecurity card, and other government-issued identification papers, and see how many things you can do without having your "papers in order". See if you're free to get a job or cash a check. Then ask why. Fri, 11 May 2012 03:28:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12160840 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12159483 Where would you like to live if it were not so dangerous to live there?<br /><br />in the desert Thu, 10 May 2012 14:21:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12159483 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12159406 Isn't actually living in poverty far different than viewing it as a missionary? Who is kidding whom? Romney can relate? Really? How?<br /><br />I feel your pain. I visited a hospital once. Thu, 10 May 2012 13:53:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12159406 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12157973 Are there any politicians whose 'core' beliefs are not self-serving but rather in service to the people he/she serves? Can you name them?<br /><br />hard to tell really, but here's two guesses: "Sleepy Sam" Hayakawa Ron Paul Thu, 10 May 2012 04:21:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12157973 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12154650 When does the Truth Hurt?<br /><br />when you have cancer Wed, 09 May 2012 02:17:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12154650 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12154649 When does the Truth Hurt?<br /><br />when your enemies are right Wed, 09 May 2012 02:17:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12154649 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12154646 When's the worst time to take a nap?<br /><br />during your wedding Wed, 09 May 2012 02:17:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12154646 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12154220 When did people discover wetlands?<br /><br />At the end of the Ice Age©, when they thawed out and stopped being frozenlands Tue, 08 May 2012 21:12:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12154220 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12151243 It has been several years, but I never received a satisfactory answer... Why did we invade Iraq?<br /><br />Because a 15-year-old girl said on TV that she had witnessed Iraqi soldiers take babies out of incubators in a Kuwaiti hospital, take the incubators, and leave the babies to die. Actually she was the Kuwaiti ambassador's daughter, speaking as part of a Hill and Knowlton "public relations"... Mon, 07 May 2012 22:19:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12151243