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You have discovered an alien life form hiding in your backyard, it doesn't understand human speech, how would you communicate with it? 44 Magnum

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Is there room for one more..me? can I squeeze in please? :-) Yes, but then the elevator cable will break.

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Do you ever feel like you can be a bit irresponsible, even as an adult? you mean like, attacking countries that didn't do anything to us?

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My neighborhood has wild chickens if they lay their eggs on my land are they now my eggs to keep, I live in Pike Co Kentucky and My neighbor said they were her eggs which are now dids a couple days old because she threw some food out to the hen a few times. What would you do I have little children that are crying now because she said she was taking me to court to get the baby chicks Thanks for any help u can give . Take the kids with you to court, it'll be an educational experience.

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What does it mean to be saved? When were you saved? What happens after that? It means you never sin again. Or, if you do, then it's OK.

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Sad but you know its true, what is something that you will NEVER accomplish? be elected President meet Albert Einstein travel to the moon (probably) be a billionaire (probably)

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Why do people say they are blessed to be pregnant when they sell condoms, pills, and perform medical operations to not be pregnant? Same reason some people buy cigarettes and other people buy stop-smoking products.

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Jesus Christ isreal everything else is a lie. Muhammad saudiarabia everything else is a stand.

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Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think? The facts as alleged are false. He didn't "throw" paper out the window. That's a bad-faith ticket. After he wins, he can sue the cop for malicious prosecution.

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Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think? So, next time you see a police officer accidentally drop something, be sure to be a good citizen and make a citizen's arrest. We can't have litterers roaming our streets!

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Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think? Once you let one guy get away with that, everybody will be doing it. Next thing you know there'll be money lying all over on our sidewalks. We can't have that!

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How do i tell my mom i'm prego? She'll kill me!!!:O I'm scared. "Mom, didn't you always say you want grandchildren?"

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Is taking two 20mg pills (over-the-counter strength) the exact same thing as taking one 40mg pill (perscription strength)? Is it a timed-release? You might have to take those two 20-mg pills at different times.

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Who can explain the Trinity? Nobody can explain it well enough to satisfy the non-Trinitarians. (or is that anti-Trinitarians?)

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Who can explain the Trinity? It's sort of like a three-leaf clover.

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Who can explain the Trinity? It's sort of like clouds, rain and the oceans.

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you know you said it and it was all lies, how do you feel in your heart?? the earth DOES move!

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If Hitler could see us now in AB, what would he laugh about? the fall of the Soviet Union

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Should strip searching of students at school be legal? All those ex-TSA agents who got fired for molesting children gotta have SOMETHING to do!

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Should anonymous posting to the internet be illegal? Would the content or tone of your posts change if your real name was required? https://www.eff.org/issues/anonymity The Supreme Court has ruled repeatedly that the right to anonymous free speech is protected by the First Amendment. A much-cited 1995 Supreme Court ruling in McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Commission reads: Protections for anonymous speech are vital to democratic discourse. Allowing dissenters to shield their identities frees them to express critical minority...

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Many people are saying the world will end and the apocalypse is near. Do you think we should start to panic since 12/21/2012 is approaching? I think we should start to picnic.

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Steve savagely scourged seven servants _______________________ ; subsequently, seven savagely scourged servants sued Steve.

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Uncle Uriah's unsightly unicorn uniformly _______________ sucks understands understates unhooks underwear

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How do you pitch movie ideas? Write notes about all the clips, rearrange them later. Take a class in story writing.

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Quick pitch me an idea for a movie involving Mr. T, Betty White and R2D2! Try to make it sound as interesting as the back of a VHS tape box. Night of the Living Trashcans

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Quick pitch me an idea for a movie involving Mr. T, Betty White and R2D2! Try to make it sound as interesting as the back of a VHS tape box. Robot Threesomes Revealing all the attachments R2-D2 had that you didn't know about

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What is the difference between Liberals and Conservatives definition wise? ah, those darn liberal-biased IQ tests!

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The GOP thinks they're Knights in Shining Armor who will come to our rescue,kill the dragon. D'ya think they will? Who makes the kill? The GOP helped build the dragon.

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if there was a pill that would take away all of your problems; physical, emotional, financial, all the negatives etc...would you risk it? What's the risk?

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Why do so many Middle Eastern Men mistreat women so much? Is their religion to blame? It might be the other way around. Haven't they been treating women the same way since before they had that religion? I dunno. Maybe that treatment was just incorporated into that religion.

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What piece of fruit would you like today? Jenny Hawkins, down the street.

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Can an atheist be a Christian? Maybe with a loose enough definition of "Christian" ... or a loose enough definition of "atheist"

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Is the U.S. Supreme Court made up of judicial activists? Who? Who is not? Are their decisions based on law or politics? 50/50? 60/40? The Hiibel decision was based on politics.

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How can i prove god is a racist using only interpretive dance and synchronised swimming? Paint one side of your face white and the other black. Stand on the diving board with white side toward the audience and a halo on; dance a happy dance. Then remove the halo, put on red horns, and dive while turning around to expose your black side to the audience, and swim along with the other (equally black) swimmers in a way that expresses tortured agony.

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What's another way to say "Go away"? I'm going to tell you a well-kept secret, the bar across the street is much better than this one. All the women are really friendly, and they've got a free beer special that ends in about two minutes.

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How would someone prove they are not a racist? Similar to proving one is not a pedophile.

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Do you think that the higher a woman's heels, the more dominant the woman is? No, the more insecure.

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Do you think 9/11 was done by terrorist, U S Government or something else. And why? By definition they were terrorists, but the question remains, which terrorists and who they worked for. The simultaneous onset of collapse of Building 7 shows it was an "inside job". A fire or other normal damage would not cause ALL the supporting columns of the entire building to break simultaneously. Now let's look at who benefited.

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Have you given a name to the monster that lives under your bed? O-bama

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Should a bride really get angry and have a fit because there is an occupy protest near the church where he wedding was held? Yes, she's totally justified. On the other hand, a Middle Easterner whose wedding was interrupted by a bombing, that's just par for the course ... it's their own darn fault for not being born on the North American landmass

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My boyfriend does NOT believe in ghosts or souls or anything like that, what can i do to convince him? IT drives me absolutly INSANE when he tells me that its stupid or doesnt exist ...... let me get this straight ... you're happy or sad according to whether he does or doesn't believe in ghosts?

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What piece of fruit would you like today? tomato

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Is it possible to make Sulfuric Acid using only things found around the house? (I'm not planning on doing this, I'm just curious.) http://www.jmaterenvironsci.com/Document/vol3/vol3_N2/37-JMES-185-2012-Mousavi.pdf http://www.chemicalforums.com/index.php?topic=18879.0

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How about moving our battlefields to the chess board? No one dies...countries don't get it debt...and whoever wins doesn't draw blood. Chess takes thought, planning, vision and execution. Why not train our kids to play chess? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imiVDYfoh54&feature=endscreen&NR=1

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How about moving our battlefields to the chess board? No one dies...countries don't get it debt...and whoever wins doesn't draw blood. Chess takes thought, planning, vision and execution. Why not train our kids to play chess? but the Russkies are way ahead of us in chess!

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How come you never got married? "Never" ? What, did I die without noticing it?

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What can I talk to my therapist about? (I get very nervous and talk gibberish if I don't plan it out) HELP!! Maybe your therapist wants to hear the nervous gibberish.

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Why are there hungry people while tons of good food is thrown away? well wait a minute, ARE tons of good food thrown away?

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On the grand scale of human achievement, what do you consider mankind's most profound accomplishment? money

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Why would a woman ask a man what size shoes he wears? She really wants to buy him a pair of socks, but she's too embarrassed to ask him what his sock size is.

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How awkward do you feel when your fiancée tells you she used to be a bricklayer called Ralph? Well, just exactly how many bricks did you lay? Were you paid to lay all these bricks? Did you smoke afterwards? Did the bricks phone you in the morning?

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How awkward do you feel when your fiancée tells you she used to be a bricklayer called Ralph? I'd ralph

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If it's presumed that everyone knows the law, then why does anyone go to law school? To get a high-paying job with a big law firm.

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Dopey deftly drew down Doc's _________________ Dewar’s

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Dopey deftly drew down Doc's _________________ Dockers™

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Would you rather work out a math problem using paper and pencil or just use the calculator? Math, meaning arithmetic. Calculator, if I cannot do it in my head. Most math (algebra, geometry, calculus) cannot be done with a calculator.

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Why does the movie theater smell bad? Is it a porno theater?

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Why does the movie theater smell bad? past patrons watching horror movies and vomiting

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Do you lack focus and sometimes go off on tangents that are unrelated to what you started off to do? Does it happen a lot or a little? That reminds me of a story ... Oh, actually, my career is like that.

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Can you give me a GOOD reason why people should get drunk? to enrich Jack Daniels

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How much can you get accomplished in an hour? I'll form a study group and take some bids to write up a question proposal and a preliminary estimate for the time and other resources necessary to get an answer, and get back to you.

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If you discover something that might be harmful to others which doesn't affect you at all would you tell them or stay out of it? Why? I discovered that smoking is unhealthy. It doesn't affect me because I don't smoke and nobody near me smokes. So, now I should contact all the smokers in the world and tell them?

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Is divorce contagious?‏ yes, especially if you catch "gay"

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How short is it? short enough to leave plenty of room to pile stawberries on top

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How short is it? about 2500 words

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Are Jehovah's Witnesses actually, Henotheists with a polytheistic view? What do JWs say about JHVH talking to the other gods, e.g. "[Adam and Eve] will become like us" ? and JHVH talking about the other gods, as in: don't worship them ?

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I've known a born-blind guy (great sense of humor) "forever." How do I explain to others WHY I got him a Rubik's Cube for his birthday? his SOMA™ Cube wore out

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I've known a born-blind guy (great sense of humor) "forever." How do I explain to others WHY I got him a Rubik's Cube for his birthday? it's very tactile

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They say it's a bad idea to play leapfrog with a unicorn. What else is a bad idea? playing tennis with a bowling ball playing baseball with a real bat playing football with a rhino playing round-the-maypole with a python playing hide-and-go-seek with a trained assassin playing peek-a-boo with Medusa

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Say an adjective. TV. Guitar. Fan. Car. Club. Window. Paint. Floor. Child. Wall. Farm. Reproduction System. Color TV. Steel Guitar. Electric Fan. Race Car. Fan Club. Open Window. Wet Paint. Waxed Floor. Young Child. Brick Wall. Hog Farm. Nice Reproduction System.

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Can someone be certain of "The Uncertainty Principle"?Regarding that the principle is correct , then you must be uncertain of it and it... The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, just off the top of my head, is that the product of the randomness of certain pairs of measurements must exceed a certain natural minimum value (with dimension erg-seconds). This was established experimentally, after much confusion, as the result of measurements, which of course had random error in them. So it is certainly reliable within the "regime"...

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Am I being judgemental to NOT want to marry or even date a doctor? My experiences with them have been bad? in this economy, he might soon be an unemployed bum, so no worries

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There are so many Dirty Dishes in this Sink!!! Who is making all these Dirty Dishes when it is only Me and You? There's a night watchman living in the house, he's in when we're out and vice versa

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Can you give me a GOOD reason why people should get drunk? To kill the bug that you have up your ass.

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Can you give me a GOOD reason why people should get drunk? to forget what life under communism is like

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Is Ronald McDonald an evil pervert? http://www.familywatchdog.us/ Registered Offender List Search Criteria: mcdonald, ronald Click on offender's name for additional information Name Type Address State Registry RONALD SKYE MACDONALD TAHUYA, WA 98588 FL MCDONALD, RONALD, WILLIAM 6900 ATMORE DRIVEDOC RICHMOND, VA 23225 VA MCDONALD, RONALD, DEAN TENT AT OVERPASS AT RT 3 WEST & RT 2 NORTH HOMELESS...

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You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ . a Big Jack a taco lobster flambé

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I just found out that I am shipping off to basic training for the army in June. Is it weird that I am excited? No, it would be weird if you were bored.

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Do you think the word "pretty" should ever be used to describe anything about men? That's pretty wrong.

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Would "snob " describe you ? ever ? It's really beneath me to answer such an insulting question as that one.

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Anyone got a spare MILLION DOLLARS laying around that they don't need? kekekekeke ya, I've got it in a sock somewhere

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Do you want to be buried or cremated? I loath cremation. I want my body to lie in the ground for ever. frozen in liquid nitrogen and fired out of a cannon at a brick wall during a rock concert

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Do you want to be buried or cremated? I loath cremation. I want my body to lie in the ground for ever. I know someone who wants to be Plastinated® in an extreme dance position, and tour the world with the museum exhibit.

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Did you know? Camels are smarter than horses Hi-ho, ISHMAEL!

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If pro-lifers knew that places that have cheap legal abortions significantly cuts their crime rates would they still be so against them? No, just jack up the police presence in the non-abortion areas.

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Is travel faster than light like frequency faster than light both at A and B at the same time? Yes, definitely.

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Would it be weird to teach my daughter to call my boyfriend daddy? Course not, Auntie.

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Did you have a good time, last night ? I don't remember last night.

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if atheists/agnostics are on average higher IQ than religious people, is that an argument for them being right? If higher IQ isn't correlated with the ability to "be right" or to make good decisions, then the entire IQ-measurement industry is a waste of labor and money.

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If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say? That would be my itchy trigger finger, combined with extreme rage whenever I get turned down for a job.

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If it is true that one "cannot prove a negative," then how can the IRS "prove" in a courtroom, that someone NEVER filed a return, or NEVER reported an income source, or NEVER sent them a payment? ALL of those things are indeed "negatives," aren't they? We don't need to guess, speculate or exercise our imaginations. There have been plenty of prosecutions. Just find one and look at the court record.

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America is known for freedom, but are we really free? Throw away your driver license, Socialist Insecurity card, and other government-issued identification papers, and see how many things you can do without having your "papers in order". See if you're free to get a job or cash a check. Then ask why.

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Where would you like to live if it were not so dangerous to live there? in the desert

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Isn't actually living in poverty far different than viewing it as a missionary? Who is kidding whom? Romney can relate? Really? How? I feel your pain. I visited a hospital once.

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Are there any politicians whose 'core' beliefs are not self-serving but rather in service to the people he/she serves? Can you name them? hard to tell really, but here's two guesses: "Sleepy Sam" Hayakawa Ron Paul

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When does the Truth Hurt? when you have cancer

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When does the Truth Hurt? when your enemies are right

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When's the worst time to take a nap? during your wedding

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When did people discover wetlands? At the end of the Ice Age©, when they thawed out and stopped being frozenlands

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It has been several years, but I never received a satisfactory answer... Why did we invade Iraq? Because a 15-year-old girl said on TV that she had witnessed Iraqi soldiers take babies out of incubators in a Kuwaiti hospital, take the incubators, and leave the babies to die. Actually she was the Kuwaiti ambassador's daughter, speaking as part of a Hill and Knowlton "public relations" campaign, and she hadn't been in Kuwait. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nayirah_%28testimony%29 ...

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We do not live in a theocracy, the "founding fathers" wanted Americans to have religious freedom & the separation of Church and State. shouldn't Sexual orientation be viewed in the same way as religious freedom? Yes, you can go to a gay church if you want. And Congress shall pass no law against being aroused by ... whoever.

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If inflation is caused by there being more money than products, why doesn’t the government wrestle inflation by simply ordering the Bureau of Engraving & Printing to stop producing more bills and coins for a while? Because then Congress wouldn't have free money to buy votes with!

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In order to combat inflation, why doesn't the government simply stop printing money? Because then the government wouldn't have free money to spend buying votes!

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How loose is your goose? loose enough to fall off the caboose

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do you find it odd and agree that the same things that define a major war hero ,, also define a war criminal? that all depends on who wins the war, doesn't it?

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No one ever asks about watersheds or estuaries or wetlands or marshes or marine communities. Are we all about us? Grivet is not a question. Of course we are all about us, who else would we be all about? I mean, about whom else would we be?

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No one ever asks about watersheds or estuaries or wetlands or marshes or marine communities. Are we all about us? Grivet is not a question. So how bout those marine communities?

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Should anyone with a driver's license be guaranteed a car by the state? I don't think it would destroy the private auto industry because "A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage."

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Tea Party Buyer's Remorse. Any of you suffering from that or are you even more certain the Tea Party is the way to go in the future? Why? I was upset by the anti-freedom attitudes of most of them. Oh no, you might be an illegal alien! Show me your papers! You must have your papers in order! E-Verify™ everybody! (I actually heard somebody at a rally say those last three words)

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Are the elderly over the hill and simply living day to day or do they still have ambitions, ldeas or unfulfilled dreams? Ask Col Sanders

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Can a person be moral without God? (explain plz) A person cannot be moral without gods. The more gods a person worships, the more moral that person will be. So a monotheist cannot be very moral.

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Do you think America's standard education system is flawed? No, the schools are doing exactly what they were and are intended to do.

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An English question: what does this mean? Are they going to use your answer as part of the materials they will consider to make the decision whether to admit you or not? The primary thing is not to sound like an idiot, and instead to sound like you have acquired some knowledge of their program and how it's different from their competitors' programs. Good answers: "I have special talents in computer science, as demonstrated by my...

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Name something that is beneficial in small amounts but harmful in large amounts? AB

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Why do girl feel intimidated by my shorts i wear? see my pic, and katie dont reply they're afraid of getting accidentally strangled, for example during swimming

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The next President of the United States should be chosen at random

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Can there be any such thing as "nothing" out of which something comes that is not fallacy beginning with definition? Yes, if something comes out of nothing, we can always redefine that nothing as something. So first we must define "thing" as contrasted with the absence of that thing.

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Was there a time before the Universe was created. Or did the Universe always exist. Answer with reason. The Big Bang™ may or may not have been the "creation" [sic] of the Universe™. We have zero information on what happened before The Big Bang™, except that if we apply ordinary ideas like inertia and The Uncertainty Principle™, everything must have been moving very rapidly and a simple extrapolation shows there must have been a Big Crunch™

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Was there a time before the Universe was created. Or did the Universe always exist. Answer with reason. It is most meaningful to speak of time that can be measured. When nothing is happening, it is not meaningful to say that time exists.

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Was there a time before the Universe was created. Or did the Universe always exist. Answer with reason. Hawking seems to be saying that, just like the South Pole is an arbitrary "southernmost" location, but we could define "south" differently and then a different point would be "southernmost" -- the "first moment" is arbitrarily chosen and is no different from any other moments.

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How much choice did God have in constructing the universe? 42

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Are caged hamsters who run in circles getting nowhere as happy as other pets that can roam free? How do you measure 'happy' in pets? Go to a gym and ask somebody on a treadmill.

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Do NOT disturb! I am in the middle of _____________? a meditation

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Do mean racist jerks deserve the same rights and protection as everyone else? Yes, they'll have to sit at the back of the bus, and they don't get to sit at lunch counters. Of course, I'll be the one that decides who is racist and who is not racist.

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In Western movies, they always walk around with spurs dragging on the floor, wouldn't they have removed them in real life? We can probably get an answer to that question by looking at the floors of old saloons.

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If someone declared the bible was a fraud, but then admitted they never read it, nor do they ever plan to, what would you think of that? Your question is biased, makes unfounded assumptions and contains hidden agendas. Of course I haven't read the whole question, but I can tell that much just from the first eight words.

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If someone declared the bible was a fraud, but then admitted they never read it, nor do they ever plan to, what would you think of that? I would want to know what they HAVE read or heard, that leads them to that conclusion.

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Are caged hamsters who run in circles getting nowhere as happy as other pets that can roam free? How do you measure 'happy' in pets? You can measure animal preferences by giving the animal a choice. So if the hamster runs on its wheel instead of scampering down the tube, both options being available, we can be fairly sure it's happier on the wheel than in the tube.

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Are caged hamsters who run in circles getting nowhere as happy as other pets that can roam free? How do you measure 'happy' in pets? If they weren't happy, they'd stop running.

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Are caged hamsters who run in circles getting nowhere as happy as other pets that can roam free? How do you measure 'happy' in pets? Dunno about hamsters, but lions naturally pace back and forth a certain distance. Zookeepers measured that distance, and build the cages to be that size. So then visitors see lions pacing back and forth in their cages, and imagine that if only the cage weren't there, they would walk in a straight line or pace in a bigger pattern or something, and agonize about how unfree they are and how...

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Is Euthanasia really such a bad thing? Yeah, old people are a drain on society, especially the ones that won WWII for you, so you don't speak German and you didn't grow up to be a Nazi.

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Is Euthanasia really such a bad thing? Some of them have guns, and are just waiting for you to try it.

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You're in the hospital bed after abdominal surgery and your surgeon walks in. He says to you as you wake up, "While the surgery went well, we have to go back in IMMEDIATELY! The. . . . .COUNT. . . . .came up SHORT!" ! What would you say and do? I'd go back in. Unless the instruments and sponges are biodegradable, which would be a clever solution to this problem. No point saying anything else, obviously it's an honest mistake. Good thing it wasn't chest surgery.

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Did you know that your blue is not my blue, my red not your red, that my orange might be your green, my purple your pink? We are taught the color 'yellow', but who ensures we all see the same yellow 'color'!? and what about sandpaper? your rough might be my smooth and what about sounds? your loud might be my soft, your high squeak might be my bass thump and your pain might be my pleasure

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What's your favorite color other than red, green blue, orange, purple, yellow or violet? white, black, gray, mauve, chartreuse, indigo

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If people didnt have color (i.e. black and white) or a race and we were all the same type still girls and boys and had are normal personalities, do you think we would have as many wars as we do and did? Certainly. Most wars are between people of the same ethnic group. The history of Europe is full of wars. I'm pretty sure it's the same story on the other continents.

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Is coming, Satan. Jesus is not going. What are your feelings about this? Yoda is alive! "Backward ran the sentences until reeled the mind."

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Is coming, Satan. Jesus is not going. What are your feelings about this? Jesus will be saving me, not Satan. I will be being saved by Jesus, not Satan. Salvation will be being done by Jesus of me, not Satan. Unless, of course, Satan wants to be saved.

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When was the last time a snake frightened you? when he got elected

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Do you think it would be weird if the company "Apple" ended up being linked to the "original sin" issue? no weirder than P&G being linked to Satanism

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When was the last time you entered into a mansion? What was the purpose? Haunted Mansion in Disneyland for fun Tchoupitoulas mansion for food

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If you had a chance to wish your mother a Happy mothers day by writing it in the sky would you? Would you sign your name? what do mean "a chance" ? that sounds expensive -- anyone can do it if they are willing to go into debt and impoverish themselves enough for it, or maybe advertise for donations like savekaryn.com -- something like writehappymothersdayinthesky.com and then it would be for ALL mothers.

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Are you constantly aware of your environment? i've been accused of not being aware of my environment

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Do you try your hardest to avoid provoking people to anger? Why or why not? not at all, in fact i enjoy provoking people to anger, just to watch the funny little veins sticking out and throbbing

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Do you try your hardest to avoid provoking people to anger? Why or why not? no, because I will not be emotionally blackmailed or otherwise manipulated

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Do you try your hardest to avoid provoking people to anger? Why or why not? yes, because I don't like angry people, particularly when they're angry at me

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i have a question about a guy i just recently started dating He's a weirdo, dump him.

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i have a question about a guy i just recently started dating I have an answer

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Before you attend a presidential function does the Secret Service do a full body cavity search? No, sorry.

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What's "secret" about the Secret Service? The reason(s) they failed to pull Bush out of the classroom where he was publicly known to be.

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Do you remember the first act or dream that made you an adult?:D making my own dental appointment

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Which company is more responsible? Company A. The CEO is saving $900 by getting his exercise that way instead of by working out at a gym and going to his spiritual advisor to become "grounded".

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Which company is more responsible? Company B. The garbage people clean the one-month's worth of mess from the microwave and sell it to the microwave dealer, who sells it back to the company as new. Everybody wins, including the company employee who buys the microwave every month and saves the box.

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Which company is more responsible? Did the company actually "lose" $800 by being deprived of an hour of the CEO's time? How? Would that hour, spent CEOing, have resulted in another $800 in sales (plus cost of sales, cost of goods sold, etc., so maybe $2400 in sales)? When would those sales have materialized? Or would that hour, spent CEOing, have resulted in savings of $800 of expenses?

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Would Chauncey Gardner (Being There) have been run as a Democrat or as a Republican? His actual beliefs would be, of course, totally irrelevant.

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Can you swim across the ocean? I could swim in a pool in a cruise ship while the ship crosses the ocean. Unless the ship sinks, of course, and then I'd be dead in the water.

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Oranges or tangerines? Mandarins

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What is a culture without hope? inferior to mine -- just like all the rest of them

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Ron Paul just came out with an ad attacking Gingrich/Santorum/Romney! What is his goal so late in the game? Does he think he can still win? First, his goal is to get delegates, and then electors -- remember who REALLY votes for President. Second, his goal is smaller government, and the rest of his platform, whether it's achieved thru him becoming Prez or thru him influencing who becomes Prez or "spreading his message" or exerting other kinds of influence.

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Will you sleep better tonight because you had the pleasure of answering this question No, I'll sleep better tomorrow night. Tonight, I'll be up all night trying to think of a good answer.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better You look just like my next kid's mother.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Hi, I'm a struggling pickup artist. You want to see me succeed, right?

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Am I pretty? Do you think I'm pretty cos I think I'm pretty. I think you're pretty pretty. Do you think I'm insecure? I think I'm insecure, do you think I'm insecure?

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Will you sleep better tonight because you had the pleasure of answering this question zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better I want to connect with the woman inside you, not with with your polite, artificial social persona.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better We shouldn’t do this here. Come out to my van.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Don't worry, you won't offend me if you grab my crotch.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Will it frustrate you if I kiss you before we have sex?

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Hi, I don't believe in wasting time ... wanna get laid?

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Women who don't want sex with me are dead to me.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Hi, I'm talking to you because I want to fuck you.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better I'm anti-social, do you know why? Because I'm social when I want to make friends. When I want to get laid, I'm sexual.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better I'm capable of bringing out the sexual freak you really are, and you can't manipulate me or put me in the friend zone.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Be careful ... once I get you alone with me, I might get you pregnant and then leave you with a child to raise all on your own.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better You risk, on an unconscious, survival level, sacrificing much of your life for a sexual encounter with an attractive man (me) who can love you and leave you.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Do you conceal your sexual needs out of fear of social disapproval?

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better I will protect you from anything, but who will protect you from me?

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Do you prefer the eastern or western smiles? :) or ^_^ Siamese Twins ^_^_^

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What is something that should not be cut? Samson's hair

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Does a loving dog owner transport his dog without wearing a seatbelt? Yes, if it's in a limo driving really slow and surrounded by Secret Service agents, you don't need a seatbelt

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I've been hearing this "joke" that goes "if you say 'gullible' VERY slowly, it will sound like green beans." I know i'm stupid, so someone PLEASE explain the joke to me. I'm getting frustrated! I just said "gullible" 10 times really slowly, and all it sounds like is "kill liberals."

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Which rules are extremely important to follow when on a boat? vomit downwind

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what are some values from Midsummer Night's Dream would not be acceptable for canadians today?i have feminism,family values i need one more fetishism (sexual obsession with the first thing one sees upon waking) monarchy (the form of government of the underworld/spirit world)

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An old lady was walking toward me & suddenly she disappeared. There was no where she could have gone. What could cause that to happen? You had a fit of petit-mal epilepsy and lost a few seconds.

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What is something that should not be cut? slack for lying politicians

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Nebraska Right to Life&Catholic Conference joined with Planned Parenthood to provide illegals with prenatal care. Good/bad Why? They're mostly Catholic, so it is at least logical.

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Are you scared to close your eyes in front of a mirror and say `Jesus` 3 times? No, it's "Beetlejuice."

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Is it rude to say no to accompanying your partner to a wedding ? just tell her you're afraid you'll be tempted to pick up one of the bridesmaids

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What do you love about football? the fact that I don't have to watch it

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Do you have what you consider an "obedience problem"? Why or why not? Yes, I have a problem with authority figures. The problem is, I obey them.

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What's the worst name you've ever heard for a pet? Would you be ashamed to run down the street yelling it? I wouldn't want to run down the street yelling "Free Beer!"

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Christians say that "GOD lost His only son to save us". To whom did God lose Jesus if He owns the whole universe !? No, not "lost", God "gave" Jesus to ... um ... Himself. I mean, God sacrificed Jesus to the gods.

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Did Jesus say he was the ONLY son of God? "Before Abraham, I AM."

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Who gave Obama an education ??? maybe ... Khalid Abdullah Tariq al-Mansour? http://www.military-money-matters.com/obama-and-al-mansour.html#axzz1spzj9bar maybe ... HRH Alwaleed Bin Talal Bin AbdulAziz Alsaud? http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2445630/posts?q=1&;page=51 maybe not? http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/money.asp http://www.theobamafile.com/obamaeducation.htm

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Am I the only who finds it disturbing to realize how much women today hate men? There's a whole industry based on that perception (mail-order brides)

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True or false? Not treating cancer at all has a higher success rate than treating it. http://www.ener-chi.com/the-dismal-success-of-anti-cancer-treatments/ "The success record of modern cancer therapy is dismal, significantly less than even the weakest placebo response. On the average, remission occurs in only about 7 percent of cancer patients. Moreover, there is no evidence that this discouragingly low 7 percent “success rate” results from the treatments offered; it could...

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What is the best way to teach children to pray? Show them the good results in your life that came from praying.

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Have you slept in a car? drive to bar, drink, sleep in car, wake, drive home

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What was Johnny Cash trying to tell you? Life sucks. It sucks even more if you're Johnny Cash.

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How much does it cost to incarcerate a person? more than it costs to incinerate a person

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Can a man be "scantily clad?" or is that term only used when talking about women? http://www.livescience.com/17007-naked-people-competence-objectification.html

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Can a man be "scantily clad?" or is that term only used when talking about women? No, men are shirtless as they sweat, laboring mightily in the Great Outdoors.

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If you're given a choice for a cellmate in prison who would it be? is the Catholic a schoolgirl?

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When taking a vacation, what is one thing you never leave home without? directions how to get back home

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Why do Christians dislike Catholic people? I think the central control by the Pope is a lot of it

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Why do Christians dislike Catholic people? same reason Muslims dislike Sunni people, or animals dislike dogs, or plants dislike trees

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Is it morally OK to wear fur? No, the Bible says we should sew aprons from fig leaves.

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Do you know who the 1st U.S. president was? Did your school teach you pure b.s. or did they actually teach you the truth? I used to know. School taught me a few things about pre-1776 US history but after all this time I don't remember much of it. Eduardo Rivera has looked intensively into the formation of the US govt from studying the four Organic Laws (Declaration of Independence, Articles of Confederation, Northwest Ordinance, Constitution of Sept 17, 1787) and the historical events such as the swearing-in of...

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Is it morally OK to wear fur? 1) The animal is already dead 2) That particular animal would never have been BORN were it not for the fur trade, so if we value animal life, we should support the fur trade -- every animal has to die, so the question is not whether fur implies death, the question is whether fur implies life

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Should and could I sue my dentist for causing me a life threatening abscess. I went to dentist for a toothache and left with an abscess. To me, this is the key line: "he admitted he should have sent me to E.R. when he saw me"

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Should Mother Nature have legal rights, as people do, to protect herself from harm? After all, we have all but destroyed her... Which lawyer will represent Mother Nature? Also see article: "Do Trees Have Standing?" about your question

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What exactly do you expect when we feed our youth and men - hundreds of hours of graphic pornography? I expect them to be hundreds of hours older afterwards.

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Should schools be required to a teach tolerance as a measure to help reduce bullying? No, they should just show a movie about the Columbine shooting, with the message: "These kids were shooting the ones that bullied them years earlier." Also they should teach how to make a citizen's arrest, how to swear out an arrest warrant, and how to file a criminal complaint. Also they should teach karate, jujitsu, judo, aikido, etc. as is done in Japan, where there is about zero bullying.

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WOuld an All-Powerful God™ allow the pronunciation of His Holy Name™ to be forgotten and lost? How dare you question the All-Powerful God™!

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? Obama never had a real job either

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How long until slavery is thought of as a good idea and brought back in? The Thirteenth Amendment contains an exception.

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Why won't you get yourself a job? Apparently one needs a boss' cooperation.

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Have you ever thought about summoning demons? If so, why? to fill out my tax forms ... oh wait, one of them already does, he's called "Myac Countnt"

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Have you ever thought about summoning demons? If so, why? to carry water from the well for me

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What was the biggest terrorist act of the last 100 years? The Holocaust.

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Why won't you get yourself a job? The store was fresh out of them.

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Why is life not fair? I try to do things right and life keeps screwing me over. Life is incredibly fair. You're just not looking closely enough.

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Which potential fact scares you more... That there is an omnipresent God who will judge you upon your death. Or that there is no God, no meaning to life & no afterlife? Loving Gods™ don't judge people negatively or hold grudges or resentment. That would be a sin.

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Which potential fact scares you more... That there is an omnipresent God who will judge you upon your death. Or that there is no God, no meaning to life & no afterlife? Fortunately neither of these is true. There are many gods, so if one doesn't like you, just move on.

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On the bright side the Romney family is very handsome and photogenic. Any dark side to such a First Family? Can you relate to them? Yes, the dark side is they're not dark enough, so many dark American's can't relate to them.

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Why is America considered the land of the free? because we no longer have to pay the "forty shillings for every tub and for every chest of tea" tax to England, nor the "one shilling per head per year" http://www.philaahzophy.com/2007/12/17/research-into-the-amount-of-tea-tax-inspiring-boston-tea-party/ and back in the Cold War™ days, it was contrasted with the military dictatorship of the Soviet Union™

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According to the "six-degrees of separation" rule, everyone is connected in some way by six or less people. So how are you connected to...let's say just for fun...Brad Pitt? I've met Kris Kristofferson, who probably knows him directly, or thru at most one other.

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Has anyone considered that there is a planet bigger than ours with an alien government who keep us secret from their beings? Yes, and all the expert astronomers who say it isn't possible, we would have noticed it, and so on, are all conspiring to cover it up. And all those people who call you a conspiracy nut -- they're part of the conspiracy too.

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If Texas (or multiple Southern states) unilaterally seceded, would you favor armed force to keep it/them in the Union? If a lot of Texas started a mass exodus moving out of the United States to some other country, would you favor armed force to keep them here?

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If Texas (or multiple Southern states) unilaterally seceded, would you favor armed force to keep it/them in the Union? That would be giving up on both "democracy" AND the "republican form of government." That would be the end of the American Experiment™.

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If Texas (or multiple Southern states) unilaterally seceded, would you favor armed force to keep it/them in the Union? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, .... — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, ..." http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/document/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consent_of_the_governed

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Is natural and true always best for you or are there times when artificial and false is a better fit? When? there's a reason why we invented artifices

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Atheists: If you don't want to accept a book supposedly written by "fallible man" as truth, then why don't you reject your textbooks too? And while we're at it, don't use vehicles or set foot in buildings, because they were all designed by people who read textbooks and acted on that information.

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Atheists: If you don't want to accept a book supposedly written by "fallible man" as truth, then why don't you reject your textbooks too? Some textbooks are more reliable that others. Ideally, the information is obtained using methods that guard against bias and error. Also, we know which fallible men wrote the textbooks.

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Why did NBC News edit the Zimmerman-Martin dispatcher tape to omit the dispatcher's question "is he black, white or Hispanic?" to make zimmerman look worse, obviously hmm ... walking around in the rain = likely being on drugs?

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Where does space end and what is behind it? It ends at the edge of the universe, and behind that is meta-space, which goes on forever. The dividing line is invisible.

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How do I get over the fact that I am anorexic and I am a guy with "a girl's disease"? Stop being anorexic?

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How do I get over the fact that I am anorexic and I am a guy with "a girl's disease"? Get a sex change and then you can stop worrying about it.

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Why do people say they are blessed to be pregnant when they sell condoms, pills, and perform medical operations to not be pregnant? "Mrs. Smith, I have some very good news!" "Doctor, my name is Miss Smith." "In that case, I have some very bad news!"

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Why do people say they are blessed to be pregnant when they sell condoms, pills, and perform medical operations to not be pregnant? That's like asking why people buy cigarettes when other people sell devices and methods for quitting smoking.

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I think i am pregnant, but i am 13. I WANNA NAME HIM BILLY :) I sure hope you don't live in the hills.

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Why does a doctor leave the room when you change? He's going to see you naked anyway... They make good use of that time by sterilizing needles that are going to be used for somebody's lethal injection.

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Why does a doctor leave the room when you change? He's going to see you naked anyway... They have another patient to see, or an X-ray to examine, or some paperwork to do, instead of standing around doing nothing while you fiddle with clothing.

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Why do men get more credit than women in sciences, be they biology, chemistr,y etc? Credit has a tendency to shift toward the head of the team, see book: Sociology of the Nobel Prize And the head of the team would be older, and there are more male than female older scientists.

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A singer with a poor voice but a great song can still be a hit, true of false? Examples? Ask Milli Vanilli

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A singer with a poor voice but a great song can still be a hit, true of false? Examples? Yes, if she's got a cute face and big tits.

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My baby bro was raped at age 10, by brother in law. He was 17 at time .. Report was filed but case never made it to court why? I'm in CA. The District Attorney decides which cases to prosecute. Not all complaints result in prosecution.

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I think i am pregnant, but i am 13. I WANNA NAME HIM BILLY :) are you married in New Hampshire?

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Your kid describes you as "the living fossil" your reaction? Yay! I'm still alive!

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When a guy makes a sexual joke about you does it mean he likes me? Most likely he's trying to sexualize the relationship (otherwise known as getting out of the "Friend Zone").

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If your Dr. has faith can you really believe in him? Oh yes, I believe wholeheartely in pharmaceuticals. They're regulated by the government, so those companies couldn't pull anything shady, could they?

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When a partnership or marriage breaks up, both sides usually lose. Why do people choose to lose something precious as a result of a dispute? my grandma divorced my granddad because my granddad drank too much alcohol

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Why didn't your parents raise you right? they were leftists

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You have the power to Demand one thing from your Country's Government. It must comply. What one thing is that and why? Anyone who lies to the public, while on the public payroll, will have their tongue cut out.

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If you could make a political policy, what would it be? (anything goes) take the profit out of war

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What did people do with jelly before peanut butter was invented? They made jelly rolls, after rolls were invented.

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If I had the sin part of my brain removed -would I become more like Jesus? That's like saying, if I had the suffering part of my brain removed, would I become more like Buddha.

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what or is there a underlining meaning to a teenage boy writing extremely small Making the maximum use of the paper, thereby saving trees. So, environmentalism in practice. An attempt to hide by making himself small; probably he's being beaten at home, better call Children's Services. Hostility to readers with poor eyesight; concealing his words from his elders. He's probably writing about a terrorist plot. Better call the cops, the FBI and Homeland Security.

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A respondent to a prior question of mine would abolish political parties! Folks would have to think for themselves! Could they handle it? I would abolish exclamation marks!!! No more cheap emphasis!!! On everything!!! Just by adding punctuation marks!!!!! Folks would have to choose powerful words! Could they handle it?

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A respondent to a prior question of mine would abolish political parties! Folks would have to think for themselves! Could they handle it? We could abolish voting for strangers, too. Each of us would vote for someone we personally know and trust -- they would be electors. That first level of electors would, in turn, vote for people they personally know and trust -- that would be the second level of electors. On and on, until the field narrowed to a small number of the most trusted people.

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Do you think forcing people to comply with "partyline" by the use of intimidation or threats falls under the "anything is fair in love and war" heading or is it inherently wrong? It's not war, and it sure as hell ain't love!

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Do you expect the SCOTUS justices to stand up to Obama's bullying, intimidation, & thinly veiled threats of flashmob justice? Yeah, that doesn't work unless you threaten to pack the court.

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A respondent to a prior question of mine would abolish political parties! Folks would have to think for themselves! Could they handle it? So all the votes would be write-ins? Sounds good. If you don't know the name of the person you want to vote for, you shouldn't be voting!

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You have the power to Demand one thing from your Country's Government. It must comply. What one thing is that and why? stop fractional reserve banking - because it is the enabler of crony capitalism

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How can one person be responsible for driving so many people away and yet stay? Blackmail? Whether at work or elsewhere, what gives? Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me

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Conspiracy theory supporters must lead humdrum lives. If their lives were exciting,meaningful and purposeful they'd be too busy,right? "...And to preserve their independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. We must make our election between economy and liberty or profusion and servitude. If we run into such debts as that we must be taxed in our meat and in our drink, in our necessaries and our comforts, in our labors and our amusements, for our callings and our creeds, as the people of England are, our...

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Conspiracy theory supporters must lead humdrum lives. If their lives were exciting,meaningful and purposeful they'd be too busy,right? oh, the irony of it all

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Have there been any conspiracy theories that have been proven to be true? For example, consider the “kids for cash” scandal which rocked Luzerne County, Penn., in 2009. For ten years, the Mid Atlantic Youth Service Corporation, which specializes in private prisons for juvenile offenders, paid two judges to jail youths and send them to private prison facilities. The judges, who made over $2.6 million in the scam, had more than 5,000 kids come through their...

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If conspiracy theories were non-existant what would the folks who love 'em do? What's a good substitute? What else could they talk about? And what would the folks who love to talk about conspiracy theorists, talk about?

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If conspiracy theories were non-existant what would the folks who love 'em do? What's a good substitute? What else could they talk about? theories about crimes committed by individuals acting alone

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Why can black people call whites a cracker but whites cant call black people a niger without being labeled as a racist. But Japanese people can call themselves niggers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88

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Why can black people call whites a cracker but whites cant call black people a niger without being labeled as a racist. Because we had slavery 150 years ago. So shut up.

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Who bought the Batmobile? the same guy that shot the sheriff?

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Name 5 countries you think has a poor economy? Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, ...

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Every time you touch me ______ ? you have to stretch, because I am your toes.

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Stop wasting my time lazyballs and tell me how can I see inside a store on the net? yeah, darn those non-nice people

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Do you have fabulous teeth Most of them are fabulous. A few are nonfabulous.

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If Adam and Eve hadn't eaten the Fruit, would a deer or squirrel have gotten it instead? No, a talking donkey.

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If Adam and Eve created the people that created us, shouldn't we all be related to each other on this Earth? Your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents have an awful lot of great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren living today. Yes, we are all cousins. Umpteenth counsins or gazillionth cousins, but pick any two people, and they have a common ancestor(s). Pick either Biblical creationism or Darwinist evolution by natural selection: both systems agree on...

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If all living things are "God's creations" then why do so many people who believe in God kill animals whether it be by hunting or whatever? Adam brought death into the world by eating the fruit, so it's OK.

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I've been hearing this "joke" that goes "if you say 'gullible' VERY slowly, it will sound like green beans." I know i'm stupid, so someone PLEASE explain the joke to me. I'm getting frustrated! I'll help you understand. It's all in the rhythm of the language. A better example is if you repeat this sequence of nonsense syllables: AYE MUN EE DEE YUT about 10 times. Then it will all become clear.

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A world authority on narcissism, Dr. Sam Valknin, says Obama is not a typical narcissist ? That sounds like a good religion ... Narcissism ... where do I join?

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Ladies....how long are your legs? Not quite long enough to reach the ground -- so gotta wear high heels!

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Does Freedom of Speech include freedom to lie, spin, skew? Is that protected too? The Oregon Attorney General actually argued in court that the Oregon government has the right to lie.

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Which rights would you say are protected by the ninth amendment? There is a little bit of case law on that; I recall a "right to marital privacy"

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Please Help:name and explain the three provisions in the U.S. Constitution (within the ten Amendments) that protected the interests of the wealthy at the time the constitution was written. Explain why these provisions or part of them protected the wealthy 1st. You gotta be wealthy to own a printing press! 2nd. The wealthier you are, the more guns you can own. 3rd. Gotta be wealthy to own a house, for soldiers not to be quartered in. 4th. Protects HOUSES and PAPERS and EFFECTS from being searched; the wealthy own more of those.

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If Mexicans want this country, shouldn't they have to drive it's current residents to near extinction like every other invader in history? Yes, that's the secret plan: they're going to take ALL the food-related jobs in the country, and then one day, they won't sell food to anyone but themselves.

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Are Oompah Loompahs Canadian? Eh? They're from Loompa-Land, an obviously tropical country where very large insects exist.

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Why does the internet lower the VAST majority of people's maturity level? Does it?

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Elvis Presley"? velvet paintings 7-11

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Whenever you complain, do you provide a solution at the end of your complaint? Why or why not? No, I just point an AK-47 at the people I'm complaining to, and generally they figure out what they need to do.

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Should it be legal to break into someone's home and live there, as long as you make yourself useful? I don't remember "the white man" making themselves useful to the "Indians".

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Should it be legal to break into someone's home and live there, as long as you make yourself useful? No, houses are too small for that, and breakage is not cool.

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How do you graph the equation "x + y = 3"? Plot the point "x+0=3" with the appropriate x, and plot the point "0+y=3" with the appropriate y, and draw a line thru.

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Would this act against North Korea be a sure way to commit "suicide" for a good cause? What "good cause" ?

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Good golly miss molly/gadzooks/oy vey! Give it a rest! Yet another 'person' says Obama's birth certificate is bogus? Really? Desperation? So, you think the date stamp and registrar's stamp are OK? Or are you just not the type who's interested in details?

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Good golly miss molly/gadzooks/oy vey! Give it a rest! Yet another 'person' says Obama's birth certificate is bogus? Really? Desperation? I think he enjoys the attention and publicity. So who cares if it's negative? Somebody on the left can always be counted on to accuse the questioners of being RIGHT-WING (ewww!) and ANGRY WHITE MALES!!! and HATERS!!! and TAKING SIDES! and therefore they don't count.

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is Fornication a sign that many of us lack self control? So where do I find all these women who lack self control?

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Question for people who know how to sew: how does a girl fix her dress with this dilemma? darts? I would put darts into the side seams under the arms reduction surgery I am reminded of a sculptor whose model's belly kept changing -- she was pregnant!

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In English grammar does one always have to use TO after GOING, like going to? I'm going, too.

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Whats one thing, that its never too late to do? exercise

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When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response? silence

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How much money could i make if i sell my brain on eBAY Has it ever been used?

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How do you like your apple juice? with no pesticide

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I've been dared do 5 push-ups with my face directly over a FILTHY cat litterbox, with my friend sitting on my back, for $20. Shoild I? ask your doctor if this will likely make you sick, and if the bill will exceed $20

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What is the world coming to? Cuba declares Good Friday a public holiday. thus proving the superiority of Our Form of Government™, with its Separation of Church and State™?

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Why is it that whenever you are speaking in love and NOT attacking someone, they start screaming at you and attacking YOU for no reason? Try keeping a recording of your "speaking in love" -- it may not sound so lovely from outside your skull.

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Whats some of your easter traditions? dress up like a huge yellow baby chick

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What would be the best way to pay tribute to the victims of 9/11? Grand Jury Investigations!!!! Secure formal indictments of all the terrorists. Even assuming the FBI got it right, the FBI does not make formal accusations of crimes such as murder; State grand juries are the ones that do. And even if the 19 are dead, for "closure" we still need formal indictments. And the 19 guys named by the FBI, the ones actually on the planes, are not the totality of the...

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What do you hate when you're flying an airplanes? UFOs

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Does it make sense that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we are only 200,000 years old? God™ was busy creating the Angels™ and having a war with some of them.

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Does it make sense that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we are only 200,000 years old? God™ was procrastinating, knowing that it would lead to evil.

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Does it make sense that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we are only 200,000 years old? The Hebrew word for "day" can also be translated as "a period of time", so it's all good.

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Does it make sense that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we are only 200,000 years old? As much as it makes sense that the Universe™ is 14.7 billion years old and the Earth is 4.5 billion years old. And life is about 3.5 billion years old -- it seems to have got started as soon as the Earth was cool enough.

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What are the three pieces of evidence that Jesus was Jewish? 1) He was circumcised. 2) He had a Bar Mitzvah when he was 12. 3) He lived in Israel. Checkmate!

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Would you rather be feared or laughed at? Why? “Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he...

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What were the three pieces of evidence that caused Rutherford to conclude that the atom had a tiny, dense, positively charged center (nucleus)? Most alpha particles went right on thru, some of them were deflected a little, but a few of them were bounced backward. This is inconsistent with a "plum-pudding" model with a spread-out positive charge, and consistent with a central-dense-charge model. Why the center and not somewhere else? I suppose if it's somewhere else then we can just redefine that as "center". What if it's multiple...

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If evidence was discovered that proved beyond doubt that Jesus was an invention of 1st C Jewish writers, as a Christian would you; . a) Convert to a form of Judaism b) Convert to another religion c) Become an atheist / agnostic d) deny the evidence e) Not an "invention" but a "divine inspiration".

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Some people believe that what is taught in schools is not as useful as what you can learn outside the school. Do you agree or disagree ? There are a LOT of places outside school.

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Should we change the American flag? why, has it gotten dirty?

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Are you able to believe two different things that contradict each other? Why or why not? God™ loves you and you're going to Hell™. Sex is filthy and dirty and you should save it for someone you love. It's OK for children to see people hit, shot, stabbed, torn apart, etc. on TV and in movies, but they mustn't see two people loving each other. Little kids will be traumatized by the sight of female breasts, when they're not breastfeeding. America is the greatest country in...

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Elvis Presley"? Lisa Marie

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When is hoping and/or expecting changing not a good idea? Why? when you don't know what change you're hoping for

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Why do so many men don't know how to cook mommy didn't teach him

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Elvis Presley"? Impersonator

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Elvis Presley"? sideburns

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Can anyone diagram this sentence? main noun = "conclusion" (subject="the conclusion reached in the Pollock Case") main verb = "involve" so the core of the sentence is: "the conclusion did not involve" Moreover in addition (NP: the conclusion [which was] reached (PP: in the Pollock Case)) (VP: did not in any degree involve (GERUND VP: holding that (CLAUSE: income taxes generically and necessarily came (PP: within the class...

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Okay so you are a teacher. You gave a homework to kids in a class. When you check the homeworks, one of the students tells you that he did the homework but a burglar stole the homework from the house yesterday. What would you do? "No, this is math class, not fiction."

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So, if I live in a "Stand Your Ground" state can I kill someone because I fear they're possibly up to no good, or is a criminal?? read the statutes

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Is there a place for dancing space badgers in the modern church? Yes, we send them out to do missionary work all the time.

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Ladies, is it possible to hypnotize men with your breasts? google this: Jen & Nikki Tit Fight

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Do you have the same trouble with your trousers as I do? Yes, they keep staying on at the MOST inopportune times.

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If a riot breaks out over the Trayvon Martin case, are white people safe since his killer looks Mexican? Korean shop owners weren't safe during the Rodney King riots, and they had NOTHING to do with the incident.

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If a riot breaks out over the Trayvon Martin case, are white people safe since his killer looks Mexican? They're safe as long as they wear hoodies so no one can see their faces.

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Only 35% of conservatives believe in science. Why do you think that is? Maybe science is no longer primarily driven by the needs of the military -- which it was from the days of Newton doing cannonball calculations until the Cold War and the space race. Or maybe I'm full of it.

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Only 35% of conservatives believe in science. Why do you think that is? Does "science" mean whatever is being done nowadays by government-paid scientists?

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I just had a dream Colonel Sanders made love to me last night, why him ? your grandpa sneaked into your room while you were asleep

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I just had a dream Colonel Sanders made love to me last night, why him ? because Big Bird stood him up

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I just had a dream Colonel Sanders made love to me last night, why him ? because you're too chicken to do it with anybody else

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What is important to include in a suicide note in order to ensure the most possible closure for those left behind? Make a detailed list of every little petty grievance you have against everybody, so they'll all know who's to blame. Oh, and be sure to sign it with a smiley face. P.S. And clean up your room first.

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No ____________________ before the wedding. going off the diet

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Finish this sentence: This has more holes than ___. Don't say Swiss cheese, be creative. a politician's excuse

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Have you transcended the prevailing attitudes of your parent's generation? Some of them.

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I would like write a song and present it to my best friend on her birthday. But i have no clue what to write abt.? help me in this. "Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to wear hoodies!"

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Al Sharpton is calling for riots. Are you gonna join? Will they serve beer?

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If you are good at tetris can you live in a smaller space than someone who isn't? if you are well-disciplined, you can live in a smaller space than someone who isn't. if you practice tetris (or anything else) a lot, you can become well-disciplined.

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What do you do if a prankster sets your pants on fire? lie

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What consequences should US Rep Joe Wilson be subject to for his "you lie!" outburst during President Obama's address to Congress? re-election

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Sin-eater refers to a person who, through ritual means, would take on by means of food and drink the sins of a deceased person, thus absolving his or her soul and allowing that person to rest in peace. If this were true how would you really live your life Who pays for the food and drink?

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Is African a nationality or a race of people? it's a continentiality

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Do you shave or wax it? I've waxed it dozens of times, but I only shaved it once, to take out the scuff marks from someone dragging a refrigerator across it

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Should Congressman Bobby Rush have been kicked off the House of Rep. floor for wearing a hoodie? Guns don't kill people! Hoodies kill people!

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How many babies are now going to be named Trayvon? probably as many as Trig

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Should Congressman Bobby Rush have been kicked off the House of Rep. floor for wearing a hoodie? 1. No, he should have been kicked off the floor for not wearing a tie. 2. He doesn't look like a criminal, he looks like a Congressman ... oh, oops 3. He looks kind of like the Grim Reaper. 4. Yes, that makes it more newsworthy and attention-getting.

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Dishonesty is like a false___________. statement

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Are all liberals killers? Only in self-defense.

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Why hasn't Zimmerman made a statement in this case, in person? He called the police, to get help.... why didn't he call the media??? maybe because we don't have trial-by-media?

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Will health and safety concerns remove choice of car colours one day and you will only be allowed silver because it's safer? Silver is not safe, because it reflects sunlight and blinds onlookers. The safest would be yellow and black stripes, as are used in "warning" zones.

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If you're that stupid, how are you possibly still alive?? I rely on other people's intelligence

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Is knowing the answer to many inconsequential and/or trivial questions a genuine sign of intelligence? no, but we gotta measure SOMEthing!

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what do you like in your mouth poetry and song

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Why do Americans typically suggest the unemployed should try working at McDonald's or other food chains if they want a job? minimization of thought process

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For years you're there when folks in need reach out for help. Tables turn and you're in need and they disappear. Bad break or just life? poor choice of associates

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Men scratch or grab their package in public all the time why? Do you ever see women doing this? Thoughts? No, I haven't seen any women scratch or grab my package in public

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Did you know that you have been eating "pink slime" in ground beef? This picture is NOT of the famous "pink slime" - it's chicken nuggets! http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/pink-slime-photo-isnt-what-it-appears-to-be/2012/03/09/gIQApJJd1R_blog.html

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What do you think of the following question: "Is adult entertainment killing our kids, or is killing our kids entertaining adults?" It's illegal to make adult entertainment about kids killing kids.

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What do you think of the following question: "Is adult entertainment killing our kids, or is killing our kids entertaining adults?" I think it's awfully strained and contrived.

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why is it so easy to show a film about kids killing kids, but not allow bible or praying in school? are we looking for more trouble? but maybe the dying kids prayed ?????

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why is it so easy to show a film about kids killing kids, but not allow bible or praying in school? are we looking for more trouble? because religion is controversial and divisive -- not everybody believes in the same religion. everybody agrees kids shouldn't kill kids, so there's no controversy.

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Is there a part of your body you always forget to wash while bathing? bellybutton

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Do you know what the magic word is? Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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instead of believing the war for our mind is Science Vs religion, Why can't it be the kingdom of satan vs the kingdom of Christ? Or why can't it be Biology vs. Chemistry? Or the Wave Theory vs. the Particle Theory? Or YHVH vs. Allah? Or the Bhagavad Gita vs. the Upanishads? Or Tweedle Dum vs. Tweedle Dee?

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How can I become a ROCK GOD at my local karaoke bar practice

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Atheism is one among the several ways to realize the truth - True or false? The truth is, there is no spoon

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Why is a cupboard called a cupboard? Why is a cupboard not a board for placing cups on? Also, why is the "p" not pronounced? Because Old Mother Hubbard wanted it that way.

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This is for girls only. Do u think boys should get kick in the nuts ones a mouths when girls are on ther period? By the same logic, all Americans should starve because the Sudanese are starving.

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How would Abraham Lincoln feel about being portrayed as a vampire killer? In the political cartoons of the day, he was probably portrayed as just about everything.

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When asked about Rep. Joe Wilson's outburst "you lie" during President Barack Obama's health care speech, former President Jimmy Carter said "I think it's based on racism". In your opinion was Carter's comment helpful or fueling a fire? Carter lied.

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Jews are best at______! interpreting the Torah

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If you could use only one weapon during a zombocalypse (zombie apocalypse), what would it be? napalm sprayer

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If you could use only one weapon during a zombocalypse (zombie apocalypse), what would it be? Shotgun, plus lots of silver ammo

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Is the world getting any better? The world has been getting better for quite a few centuries.

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My cat just jumped up onto a tower of boxes which came tumbling down, narrowly avoiding the wreckage by dashing away. Have I lost its trust? I'm not sure they connect boxes to humans quite that way, but kitty may not trust boxes so much

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Who are you afraid to play chess with? Why? strip chess with Rosie

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Woman fearing "Obamacare" and "death panels" refuses to go to the doctor and dies. What do you think of this case? "Obamacare" and "death panels" may not have been the reason she refused to go to the doctor - that may have been only an excuse. Does anyone think a "death panel" kills people? What's the worst a "death panel" has been accused of (in the future) doing? Refusing medical care! But she did that herself! So if Fox News had never come along, she might have refused to go to the doctor anyway.

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Would you rather become twice as good at handling money or have double your income? If "handling" includes investing, not just frugality in spending, I'd rather become twice as good at handling money, because they I can handle OTHER people's money.

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If we're charged for education, why aren't we also charged for the air we breathe? You mean you haven't paid your air tax?

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Have you ever seen an actor portraying a scientist in a movie or TV show mispronounce a word that a real scientist never would? "Are you the new student graduate?" [should be "graduate student"] -Peter O'Toole's character, Creator, 1985

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Come up with an unusual chase scene for a movie? Vertical instead of horizontal. King Kong, Blade Runner and Moonraker had vertical chase scenes

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What's the point in caring about what you can't have? If it's really a "what", then you maybe CAN have it later, when you're wealthier

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Almost all the frozen fish in my local supermarket comes from China, and yet there is such a shortage of fish in China that a Manitoba First Nations reserve is negotiating with China to catch and then send fish there. I don't get it. maybe they have an even bigger shortage of money than they do of fish

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If I were able to stip away the laws of the land and of democracy would we have a stable government or would people be going crazy and turning into what we humans really are.... the beast. I mean these laws are allowing us to pretend to have peace........ But many government employees are beastly

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How do you react when you receive a left-handed compliment? "Why thank you, that's very egregious and blatant of you!"

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Evolutionists: If something existed that wasn't the result strictly of natural processes, how would you know any better? How would science detect it? it would bear a stamp "MADE IN HEAVEN"

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Will too many antioxidants prevent one from breathing? That would be a LOT of antioxidants. I'm not sure. Basically they react with free radicals (molecules with an odd electron, i.e. half a chemical bond). Oxygen has a funny electron configuration, which I've never understood (1s2 2s2 2p4) -- the 2p orbital has 3 lobes, each lobe can contain 2 electrons, so that's 1 filled lobe and 2 half-filled lobes, which MIGHT qualify oxygen (O2) as a free...

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Why there is not lots of stores left to rent movies now? People are saving their money instead of wasting it watching time-wasting videos.

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What sickness ails you? terminus non-reproductus

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A Belief is ____________ ? optional

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Why do Americans typically suggest the unemployed should try working at McDonald's or other food chains if they want a job? because it's a visible job that everybody can see, so it's the first thing that comes to mind and it's entry-level and requires minimum skill; no one would say "Become an accountant"

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What do Republicans hate more - paying for birth control or paying for welfare babies of women who could not afford contraception? That huge crowd of Democrat voters 20 years from now.

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If a homeless person was yelling about Jesus would you call the cops? What, so they can arrest me for possessing instruments of graffiti (a pen) ?

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How many cars have you had over your life so far? one

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What's the best way to apologize? "Sorry to apologize so much, but ..."

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How can I stop being embarrassed exercising in front of people? take up archery they'll be so busy running for their lives, they won't have time to watch you

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"Good cannot exist without evil, and vice versa." Is this idea part of traditional Christian theology? I think it's Zoroastrian and also Manichaean

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Atheism is absured - True or false? People have tried to absure it over the years, but so far, none has succeeded.

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Is Darth Vader supposed to be Lucifer? Lucifer is beautiful.

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For years we heard the phrases "make money" or "making money". The ONLY folks who "make" money work @ the mints & Bureau of Engraving & Printing. Everryone else has to "earn" money. Where did the expressions "make money" & "making money" come from? Thx! http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=money To make money "earn pay" is first attested mid-15c.

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What's the best way to apologize? "Oh, oops, sorry, I didn't see you."

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What's the best way to apologize? My boss once ordered me to apologize for doing something that he had ordered me to do.

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Who would you like to get married on AB? As opposed to, say, the real world?

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Do YOU sometimes need to be tied UP ? "fit to be tied" ?

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What Is Reverse Socialization? un-learning all you have learned about being social kind of like being born again

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Have you ever had a debate with a smart person? No, they all say something stupid somewhere along the line.

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Being human? what does it take to be one? get born by human parents

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What could you do to leave me BREATHLESS a plastic bag over the head usually does wonders

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Can people PLEASE stop asking questions with my name in the question? I am paying a price for this.!Thanks ? That's terrible! By the way, how many Bornabrits does it take to change a lightbulb? oops

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Is it simpler to get onto a domestic flight in Communist China, or here? Wouldn't living in a communist country make most people have a lifelong habit of self-restraint, from being spied on all the time, so they are incapable of terrorism?

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We've had school shootings, a military base shooting, now a loony bin shooting. At what institution have we NOT had a shooting? at a funeral / "funeral parlor" / cemetery

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We've had school shootings, a military base shooting, now a loony bin shooting. At what institution have we NOT had a shooting? in a gun store or gun club

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Moved into a previously dog owned home and I'm allergic to dog hair/saliva, what should I do? new carpets, or steam-clean wash the walls with TSP (good for cig smoke, anyway)

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who Wants to see Bornabrit in a Bikini? Over 50 yes's and she will do it :) yes (now how long will it take me to make up 49 sock puppets?)

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Why do people have temper tantrums when they are guilty? distraction

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Instead of old-fashioned fistfights to settle differences in school there will be shootouts at High Noon set to music. Like it? the little guys with tiny fists are going to like it a LOT better because now no one will want to fight

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I have 3 jobs planned today involving power tools (mower, pressure cleaner, chain saw). Would a true environmentalist do them all by hand? A True Environmentalist™ would have a meadow instead of a lawn, leave the dirt where it is, and what the H*LL are you planning to do with a chain saw ?!?!? (or perhaps, would not appropriate land as private property in the first place -- but that would be an Enviro-Commie™)

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Is silicon a benzene at room temperature? Question could be "does silicon have double bonds or resonance at room temperature?"

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Should a rational person solemnly promise subordination to an inanimate piece of cloth? No no no no no! To an inanimate piece of paper!

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Are Buckyballs magnetized balls suitable toys for children? they sure look like toys to me

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Puerto Rico - Statehood, Independence or Commonwealth? What's your opinion? They need to join the Union so they can have TSA screeners molesting their kids in their airports so they can have "security" like ours.

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At what task is the IRS about to succeed, where the Nazis failed? Forcing Swiss banks to give up their privacy. http://sovereign-investor.com/2012/02/16/switzerland-victim-of-irs-culture-of-abuse-and-intimidation/ The 1934 Law was passed to thwart the Nazis from obtaining information about the Swiss accounts of German refugees from Adolf Hitler’s persecution. Who could have predicted the irony of what I have called “the Nazification” of the U.S....

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Do you have money? Etymology: "mint, coinage, metal currency", from Old French moneie, from Latin moneta, "mint, coinage"; from Moneta, a cult title of the goddess Juno, in or near whose temple at Rome money was coined; perhaps from monere, "to advise, to warn" with the sense of referring to the "admonishing goddess". http://wordinfo.info/unit/2954/ip:5/il:Q no, it's against my religion

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What would you not pick or clean up with bare hands? Fukushima nuclear waste

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plenty of drama, plenty of scene changes but I'm not sure if the ending resolves anything, it seems more like a series of events with the common theme that love (or, at least, exclusivity) is temporary - also that abrasive and cynical women are more unstable than shy and affluent women

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If you work hard, then you will become wealthy. True or false? You also have to do the right thing.

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What is to be done about this new rash of police killing unarmed people? We should pass a new law, making it illegal to die when shot by a cop.

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Where is my honey? in my bed

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Electric space heater. Wont turn off. Getting too hot, plug too warm. Can it be fixed or throw it away? Seems like a peculiar failure mode. Why would anyone design a switch that can get stuck on, particularly for a space heater? You pull two pieces of metal apart, they stop conducting, pretty simple. Take it apart, see if anything is wrong that's simple and obvious, do your best to fix it. Then throw it away and buy a new one.

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What do you think of 80-year-old Muslim who married 10-year-old? One down, 71 to go.

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What if the monkey evolved from man? Well, then I'll be a monkey's uncle!

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Do you think rape is on the rise because of the clothing young girls are wearing? Yes, they show too much ankle. The sight of an ankle inflames a man with uncontrollable lust, so it's not his fault. Bring back the Chadors!

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How i can join the mafia gang , i want to work with thim ,? The police know who they are. So go to your local police station and tell them you want to join the mafia, they'll hook you up.

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What is the prettiest eye color in your opinion? Green, but I'll settle for blue or slate-grey

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what do you feel 100% commited to?Anything? living til I die

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what are you trying to avoid? Anything? dying

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Do you want to go Texas with me?! I will do a lot to get laid, but I am not going to Texas! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/how-i-met-your-mother/were-not-from-here.php?page=5

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Will things ever go back to normal? Things have never been normal.

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Has anyone ever been in a complicated dilemma? Filled with games lies and "hope"? and "change" ?

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Do girls "just want to have fun"? Why do so many young women seem to have trouble being serious? I always thought the point of the song was that girls don't want to have sex ... especially, not with you. Just have fun.

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With Obama now having launched the racist African-Americans for Obama, does that not indicate it's acceptable to vote your skin color? No, see, that includes white South Africans who moved to America as well.

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Name a really long song? hey jude

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What futuristic technology are you looking forward too? life extension

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Will advancing technology always make society as a whole more wealthy? Or could it someday cause a severe economic depression? Capitalism has always caused "creative destruction" See for example Industrial Revolution (farm equipment threw a lot of laborers off farms).

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Do programmers/tech people use "funny" "cute" names as a way of talking down to non-tech people? Those names are chosen by marketing managers, not programmers or hardware designers. They're hoping more customers will buy it if it has a cute name.

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What are some advantages of being beautiful? more job opportunities

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What are some advantages of being beautiful? all the superficial people will like you in other words, almost everybody will like you

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Just how much longer do you expect to live? 31 to 34 years

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If someone accuses you of being defensive, would you respond? "No! No! I'm not defensive! Oops, I am!"

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If someone accuses you of being defensive, would you respond? "Now what would I have to defend myself from? You're not attacking me ... are you?"

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Religious fanatics of other faiths are scary. Those of your faith are cozy. Are all fanatics alike or are yours better than theirs? Why? I'm not sure there are any Episcopalian fanatics. Well, except maybe the Bushes.

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Would life be better if we all knew the exact time we were gonna die?...If you had the chance to know when u were going to die...would u choose to know? it sure would make planning a lot easier ... it would also be a guarantee that I would NOT die before that date!

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Loner. Some become billionaires..others serial killers. At what point in a lifepath is that determined? How early are the signs apparent? A high school math teacher told us that none of us would ever be prodigies, or it would have shown up by now. I wondered: if there were a prodigy in his class, how would HE know it? His class was geometry, not exactly rocket science, and when we got scores less than 100% it could easily be due to simple clerical mistakes and have nothing to do with a less than 100% understanding of the material.

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Loner. Some become billionaires..others serial killers. At what point in a lifepath is that determined? How early are the signs apparent? what about billionaire serial killers?

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Do you ever find that certain people get boring after they start working? If so, why? and parenthood, even more so -- it absorbs a lot of life

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what word or phrase do you say way to much, but you cant seem to stop yourself from saying? "There's been no grand jury investigation of 9/11" (actually, we ALL ought to keep saying that until the New York County DA convenes one)

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Do you think a person can follow two religions with same faith? Sure, they're both true, right?

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Why is the group known as Jehovah's Witnesses the closest followers of the actual teachings of the Bible? You mean, according to them?

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Do you think it's possible that N Korean's were paid to fake mourning for their deceased leader? Reporter: "Does Dear Leader ever do anything wrong?" roomful of North Koreans: (uncomprehending silence) reporter's commentary: "I was wondering which of these people were true believers, and which were pretending out of fear. Then I realized that when you've grown up your entire life under a system like this, there is no difference between true belief and true fear."

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Do you know how to be invisible? Stand behind the viewer.

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Will things ever go back to normal? No, you are now living in the good old days.

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If someone claims to be a pathological liar, would you believe him/her? No, I bet it's an ordinary liar, posing as pathological. Just another poseur.

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You awaken to find that the US nuked Iran. Totally obliterated it with a barrage of 1800 missiles. Your reaction? Any regrets? I'd go back to sleep, because it would be all over, I'd never have any quality of life again, between the fallout circling the globe (which would give me cancer after a while) and the retaliation from the backpack-nuke set, and our police state's new "no-drive no-walk zone" to attempt to deal with the backpack-nuke guys. There would be just no point doing anything.

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How about moving our battlefields to the chess board? No one dies...countries don't get it debt...and whoever wins doesn't draw blood. Chess takes thought, planning, vision and execution. Why not train our kids to play chess? that idea will never fly with the money-lenders who are accustomed to having all that debt and interest owed to them

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Do you sometimes feel like a pawn? If so, how long do you intend to stay on the chess board? until somebody captures me

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does anybody know why my dad is so strict?...sigh he doesn't want you to grow up to be like him

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Do you think Adam and Eve were made to live forever? Scientist think so. Do you think donkeys can talk? Scientist think so. Do you think unicorns are willing to abide by thy crib, bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn? Scientist think so. Do you think the sun stopped moving thru the sky when Joshua told it to? Scientist think so.

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I love to sing, but I have stage fright. I can sing great alone or in front of my mom, but when others ask me to sing I choke up, thus choking up the talent. What places can I go to to sing. I know the more you do something the easier it becomes. sing in the shower ... at the gym

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Pretend: you are a great singer about to sing infront of a huge audience, what song are you about to sing? Mary Had a Little Lamb

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What is the most expensive thing you have ever had stolen? The nursing home stole the diamond out of my mom's wedding ring.

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why must we have letters included in higher level math? why can't it just have more numbers? You've already learned all the numbers.

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How dangerous is it, when you have nothing to do with your time? Not dangerous at all. What is VERY dangerous, however, is when OTHER people have nothing to do with their time.

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Why am I so dumb? By a previous generation's standards, you wouldn't be. But this is the Information Age™ and we all have more information that we need to deal with.

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Why am I so dumb? When you try to lift heavy weights, you feel weak. When you try to solve difficult problems, you feel stupid.

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I'm 15 years old and i'm still a virgin. From what i've read on the internet women like a penis that is 6 inches long and 5 inches. My penis is 9 inches ong and 7 inches around. My girl friend and I are thinking about having sex but am I going to hurt her You got the wrong side of the ruler, those are centimeters.

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What's the worst mistake you've made so far in your life? Personal reasons I want to know. How did you get over this? Or haven't you? I didn't go looking for my second job while I still had my first job

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What would YOU do if a really hot lady who happens to be an exotic dancer, moved right next door to you? Go over and borrow a cup of sugar ... or lend her a cup of sugar, either way, it's all good

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Does iodized salt melt ice faster than rock salt? From basic principles of chemistry, hmm ... it seems like there ought to be more entropy with iodized salt, so yes, but the effect would be tiny

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If time is money, then is an ATM a time machine? I'll let you know in a dollar or two from now.

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Basically, you've given up on life. Why? i can't be bothered to answer that question ...

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What would YOU do if a really hot lady who happens to be an exotic dancer, moved right next door to you? Ask her out dancing (Square dancing!)

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Why was it necessary to abolish slavery in the Thirteenth Amendment AND in each and every State Constitution ??? Technically, it wasn't. Slavery was already illegal and unconstitutional. http://medicolegal.tripod.com/slaveryillegal.htm

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What would YOU do if a really hot lady who happens to be an exotic dancer, moved right next door to you? set up a strip club in my apartment ... hey, I can undercut the other club's stage fee, and she won't have to commute!

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Why was it necessary to abolish slavery in the Thirteenth Amendment AND in each and every State Constitution ??? Maybe the separation of powers between State and Federal governments means that the Thirteenth Amendment did not control State law in the way we assume it does, or at least did not reach 100% of the slavery that could be reached by State constitutions? For example, the Bill of Rights did not affect State law except thru the Fourteenth Amendment, and even at that has been "incorporated" via...

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Quick. A Beatles song that comes to mind? Help!

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What would be the reason you would travel to India? for hot weather and extreme sanitary practices and because skulls of Indians always have perfect teeth

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Who thinks that remembering 9/11 every year is making it harder for Americans to move on? I sure wish the New York County D.A. would convene a Grand Jury investigation, as happens with any crime of any importance.

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Why are so many people against big business payng more taxes? because then they will have to raise their prices?

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Many of the Founding Fathers were masons and astrologers. Is that true of today's politicians? Can you be an evangelical mason/astrologer? Masonry got a bad rap in the early 1800s http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Morgan_%28anti-Mason%29 http://murderbygasslight.blogspot.com/2009/12/william-morgan-revenge-of-freemasons.html http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/texts/morgan_affair.html

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Do you think that Americans are a naive nation? We incarcerate a larger fraction of our population than any other country, and still call ourselves the Land of the Free

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Do you think that Americans are a naive nation? At least, easily fooled.

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what would you do if your walking down the street and you find a twin you ? offer to switch places

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How much influence do the Rothschilds have in China? http://jubilee2012.50webs.com/the_house_of_rothschild.htm see: 6. The Opium trade with China.

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if the founding fathers could see what america has become what would they say? "Excellent, Smithers!"

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Do tinfoil hats work better than armadillo helmets? I think the CIA put a bug in my nose. no, that's the KGB ... the CIA puts them in your ear canal

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Is it possible for Satan to invade your thoughts? the fact that you're asking that question means that it's already happened !!!!!

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When Satan is destroyed, will humans quit sinning? Why would they quit? Is Satan the cause of sin? Or is it because we enjoy sinning? Let's not forget the 1/3 of all angels too. Do they cause us to sin? Did Satan cause them to sin?

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Where can I get some of that powder that you can sprinkle on your stub after you've had a finger cut off and then grow a new one? I'll sell you some.

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How wealthy are the Rothschilds? They own one-third to one-half of everything in Europe.

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Why do you think ugly people exist?? I hate being ugly :( It's God's way of saying, "Neener-neener-boo-boo!"

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if you got caught doing a crime and put in jail.. what would it be for "Failure to Possess"

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I wanna lay me down on a bed of_________________________ Christine's

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what Good is the Moon? :-) it's a good way to distract traffic

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What are the attributes of dysfunctional family communication patterns? Using your voice as a weapon -- loud or angry or whiny

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Have you ever alienated anyone? If so, why? My first boss once told me: "You've alienated other members of the team." But never said who was alienated, or what specificically I did, or said, or didn't do, or didn't say.

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My son is currently learning patterns and attributes in Grade 3. He was asked to draw a pattern with two changing attributes. He drew a blue upside down triangle, small red circle, right side up yellow hectagon, small red circle. Is this correct? That all depends on how the teacher defined "pattern" and "attribute."

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I racism on the rise? It seems to me I see more and more blatantly racist questions and comments on AB. Computers and the Internet used to be available only to the richest and most educated; availability is now spreading to the poorer and less educated

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Where does all the money go? the Rothschilds

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What name did Hitler give his cat? maybe Wotan, Freya, etc. ?

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Does the Man make the Name, or does the Name make the Man? For example, would George Washington be GEORGE WASHINGTON if he'd been called something like Eugene Simmons? EDIT Do you think your own name makes you who you are? Or do you make your own 'name'? In literature, "George" is often used for scurrilous characters, as "Henry" is often used for heroes.

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Can I vote for Mitt Romney's dog? Does it have a birth certificate?

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I've been informed that the rich suffer too. Just like me and you. In what ways exactly are they suffering? Is all suffering the same? some of them die

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Am I the only one that thinks this $700 Billion bail-out is a bad thing? No, a couple of CEOs agree with you, they think it's a good thing. Probably some Ferrari dealers, too.

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$700 Billion Bail Out Denied, Good thing or bad for the long term of our economy? Rob Peter to pay Paul ... good for Paul, not so good for Peter

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Did Newt Gingrich really announce the 2012 Launch of "White Americans for Gingrich"? Did anybody watch the video?

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If giving up s#x for a year would result in you receiving a greater amount of peace in your life than you have now,would you do it? No, I like my sox too much.

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If giving up s#x for a year would result in you receiving a greater amount of peace in your life than you have now,would you do it? So THAT'S why I'm so peaceful!

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How do you confront angry people? with a bullhorn

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If the Almighty Creator were to DIE (assuming such was possible), wouldn't everything everywhere that now exists, instantly cease to exist? Don't we exist only as long as Gawd exists, and that we can't exist without Gawd? According to Catholicism, the world would cease to exist -- it needs God's constant intervention. According to Deism, the world would continue to exist -- God just set it up and walked away.

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How do the holes in Swiss cheese get there? bacteria flatulence

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There is no such thing as cheese, only solidified milk. There is no such thing as milk, only liquidated cheese. Like light and darkness can they exist without the other and what, pray tell, is yogurt? Yogurt is the opposite of yogurt. Just like the photon is its own antiparticle.

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Can good exist without evil? That's like asking can Swiss cheese exist without holes?

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Do you believe mankind (in general) is basically good, and we struggle with an inner desire to be evil, or vice versa? Good is the desire to build things up; evil is the desire to tear things down.

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How does the pagan idea of the fairy effect the modern view of Christian angels, or vice versa? Angels™ are messengers from God™; they have the power of flight, symbolized by wings. If they couldn't fly, how could they get here from Heaven™?

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If you believe in the Constitution are you a potential terrorist threat? Certainly from the 1776-era British point of view.

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Should sex education in schools have a firm "Abstinence only" stance, or "Abstinence is the best, but here's how to be safe if you decide to have sex" one? Also, at what age do you think kids should start receiving sex education in schools? they should have chaperoned orgies, with teachers making sure everybody does everything the safe way yeah right

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Can Jesus help me find piece? Jesus chesspieces ... now that's an idea!

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Can Jesus help me find piece? Only if you stop believing in the other gods.

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What is the scariest movie you've ever watched? Aliens

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Is it still a zombie movie if it has the exact same formula as the classics but features creatures or infected humans that do not fit the general and/or classic zombie definition? Pod People

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Can air or water pressure move an object more? Do piles of apples or oranges weigh more?

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How do you confront angry people? wear a big purple floppy hat

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where people in previous centuries more adventurous than we are today or was it simply harder to avoid risk and adventure at that time? boring stories of safety tend not to get written down

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If your cat learned to talk, would you tell anyone? No, I'd sell fake acid. "Hey, I got this great stuff, come on over to my house" and when they took their dose and heard the cat say "Hey man, how's it going, your shoulder's on fire" they'd be convinced they got some good LSD

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Why do Japanese cats say "nyā" (にゃあ?), while English language cats say "meow?" Is it genetic? Japanese cats, like the Japanese people, are genetically unrelated to the rest of the people in the world. They originated in Japan and evolved independently.

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Why do Japanese cats say "nyā" (にゃあ?), while English language cats say "meow?" Is it genetic? Japanese cats have watched too many Three Stooges™ movies.

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What movie should they do a remake of that hasn't been done already? Fantastic Planet (the animated cartoon with huge blue meanies), as a CGI Forbidden Planet (the B/W sci-fi featuring "monsters from the id") although, really, if they're going to remake anything, they should remake bad movies that flopped, and fix the flaws and do them right this time

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Do you believe when people say that looks don't matter? I believe them, if they're pretty.

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Where can I find a group of people who believe that unemployment should be accepted as a lifestyle? hippy capitals: Eugene, Oregon Santa Cruz, CA maybe Austin, TX

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If I turned you into a giant snake and told you to swallow me from my head down to my ankles, would you do it? depends ... what would YOU have been turned into?

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If birth control were such a terrible thing why did God invent it? No no no, Satan®™ invented it! (Oh, but God®™ invented Satan®™ )

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If it's "cool" to act like a criminal, what happens when that gets old? Will it become "cool" to act like a terrorist? or a revolutionary?

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What are the issues that really matter when nearing the end of life? "When's my next dose?"

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As the Son of God, Jesus Christus surely knew a lot about extraterrestrial life and quantumphysics.Why He has never told us about that ? It might lead to Darwinism.

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How do we solve the enormous pedophile problem in this country? put them on a diet?

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Someone Whom you admire says "you displease me for the cruel way you treat others". Do you change your ways or Whom you admire? find new people to mistreat whom the admired person doesn't know about, of course!

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Someone keeps making unsmart comments but is called 'brilliant'. How can you be brilliant in theory and not in practice? It's like an acquired taste, you just have to keep reading it over and over until you see how brilliant it is.

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How do we solve the enormous pedophile problem in this country? Isolate all the kids, keep them in schools or summer camps all day, where they will never see any adults. It's an orientation, they can't help it, they were born that way, don't ask don't tell, oops I mean it's OK as long as they don't act on it, um no I mean let's establish a federal Department of Childhood Security and nose into everybody's life for anything that can be used to accuse them.

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How do we solve the enormous pedophile problem in this country? Send all the Mexicans back to Mexico, send all the blacks back to Africa, send all the Asians back to Asia, send all the whites back to Europe, and send all the Native Americans back to Native America. Problem solved.

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How do we solve the enormous pedophile problem in this country? Steer them into "appropriate" jobs, like working for the TSA.

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Why do I try so hard to be loved by someone who likely never will love me and how can I stop trying? love somebody else

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How do we solve the enormous pedophile problem in this country? gas chambers? we could start by shutting off the huge flow of advertising which simultaneously glorifies sex and youth

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Why do I try so hard to be loved by someone who likely never will love me and how can I stop trying? Eventually, you'll get older and wiser and your hormones will subside, and you'll stop trying so hard, which normally would make you more attractive, except now you'll be too old.

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Im applying for my first Job, I need help answering, "Please write two paragraphs about your reasons for applying for this position" "I have a deep-seated desire to produce maximum profits for a corporation. "Also I am eager to begin paying taxes so I can support our wonderful government and especially its corporate welfare."

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is it legal to be sexy in iran? i'm ... too sexy for my country ...

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Will one nuclear bomb do the trick in Iran? It might be enough to trigger the revolution here in the U.S. because too many people realize there will be consequences against the U.S. if the govt is not taken down FAST after that

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Should I be nude for a play? I'm being given a chance to do this but am not sure if I should. Or you could agree to do it, then when it's time for the play, show up in a flesh-colored leotard. What are they gonna do, rip it off you?

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Libs: Just what is it that makes you so universally "entitled" to other people's money? Democracy, of course!

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Should the requirement about "born in the USA" be removed? If 50% of America votes for someone, it should be good enough. This question was inspired by the 928342nd question about Obama's birth certificate. That's like saying if someone stonewalls long enough, that's a good reason for changing laws.

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Are you starting to like Obama more and more? I'm starting to hope he changes.

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How did ALJ Malihi conclude that the downloaded "birth certificate" is worthless, but also good enough to prove where Obama was born? http://giveusliberty1776.blogspot.com/ http://www.art2superpac.com/georgiaballot.html "The Court finds the testimony of the witnesses, as well as the exhibits tendered, to be of little, if any, probative value, ... "For the purpose of this section's analysis, the following facts are considered: 1) Mr. Obama was born in the United States; 2) Mr. Obama's mother was a citizen of the United...

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Would you agree that murder, pedophilia, promiscuity and keeping a Buddha on your dashboard for good luck all warrant torture of the same degree and duration? No. Keeping a Buddha on your dashboard is the worst of all. Only one thing belongs on a dashboard, and that's a Plastic Jesus™!

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Are you starting to like Obama more and more? I vote ... PRESENT

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Are you starting to like Obama more and more? I like his face (except his ears), his smile and his voice. But not his background as a Marxist agitator, or his background as a Chicago-politics thug/bully, or his mysterious background that nobody can see (Saudi millionaire funding Harvard?). And not his acts as President so far. Well, maybe his ears ARE kind of cute, in their own way.

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Can someone be held accountable for their thoughts? How dare you think such a thing!

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Do you opinions ever matter to other people? Yes, unless you've had a lobotomy.

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If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say? Sometimes when the flibjibber has a left-hand bazoogle, I mis-diagnose the problem as an inverted wingchubb. This causes me to spend some extra time de-escalating the mingnooser, when all I needed to do was un-wind and re-pack the gabflabble. I do-do-do-don't thi-thi-think I ha-ha-ha-ha-have an-any fl-fl-fl-fl-fl-flaws. When the boss gives me a finished project (which he knows next to...

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Why are there no footprints on Obama's birth certificates? because NOBODY walks all over Obama!

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Occupy _________________ FEMA camps

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Libs: Just what is it that makes you so universally "entitled" to other people's money? In countries without welfare (so the rumor goes), rates of kidnapping and robbery are much higher. So the deal is, the government acts as a middleman, and robs us so the desperately poor and unskilled don't have to. "The theft had become civilized."

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Republican "birther" Bill Posey of FL introduced legislation today to require future candidates to present copies of their birth certificates. After even the Republican Supreme Court told the birthers to forget it, Obama's a citizen, what will it take? Run Schwartzenegger for President. Then the Republicans will shut up about the "natural born citizen" requirement ... and the Democrats will start screaming about it.

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Republican "birther" Bill Posey of FL introduced legislation today to require future candidates to present copies of their birth certificates. After even the Republican Supreme Court told the birthers to forget it, Obama's a citizen, what will it take? A Constitutional Amendment, ending the "natural born citizen" requirement, would end it. Or, if you kill everybody who is interested in the issue, that would be another way. (P.S. the Republican Supreme Court did NOT the birthers to forget it, Obama's a citizen. Instead, the Republican Supreme Court told the birthers: not this time, you haven't shown "concrete, particularized injury", come...

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Does any Federal court have jurisdiction to overturn a State default judgment, or to tell a State whose name to put on their ballot? Here's Jablonski's argument: "[Kemp's] duty is determined by the statutory requirement that the Executive Committee of a political party name presidential preference primary candidates. O.C.G.A. § 21-2-193." http://blogs.ajc.com/political-insider-jim-galloway/2012/01/26/brian-kemp-to-barack-obamas-attorney-skip-ballot-hearing-at-your-own-peril/ But I still don't see how that's a Federal...

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____________________, so it must be true. My lover screamed it out during sex,

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Does any Federal court have jurisdiction to overturn a State default judgment, or to tell a State whose name to put on their ballot? Doesn't look like it. http://www.uscourts.gov/FederalCourts/UnderstandingtheFederalCourts/Jurisdiction.aspx Federal courts hear cases involving the constitutionality of a law; cases involving the laws and treaties of the U.S.; ambassadors and public ministers; disputes between two or more states; admiralty law; and bankruptcy cases. ... there...

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Which would you rather see, Obama’s College Transcripts or Mitt’s Tax Return? Ron Paul's 4,000 birth certificates

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I've been informed that the rich suffer too. Just like me and you. In what ways exactly are they suffering? Is all suffering the same? see: #firstworldproblems http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/11/whats-wrong-with-firstworldproblems/248829/ http://first-world-problems.com/

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What is the opposite of FEAR to you? a sense of safety

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I've been informed that the rich suffer too. Just like me and you. In what ways exactly are they suffering? Is all suffering the same? Sometimes their rare-breed poodle gets hit by a car.

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I've been informed that the rich suffer too. Just like me and you. In what ways exactly are they suffering? Is all suffering the same? Well you can answer that, because you're rich compared to plenty of people: In what ways exactly are you suffering? You can't buy a new finger. In many ways you can't buy health. You can't buy healthy habits, unless you hire just the right coach. If someone hurts one of your loved ones, you can't buy an un-hurt. Attachment causes suffering. -Buddha

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Which is worse? "I read it on the Internet so it must be true" - or - "I saw it on TV so it must be true" ? "I learned it in school, so it must be true" and worst of all: "A politician said it, so it must be true"

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Hi, wanna get pregnant?

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I read some place that if the repo man shows up to take your car you can sit in the car and tell him he may not repo the car, and he must honor your request. Is this true? Sounds like kidnapping. If they have a court order authorizing violence, the Sheriff ought to be the one to perform the violence.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better These handcuffs aren't going to put themselves on.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better I love your tits, can I make a plaster cast of them?

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Nice tits, they'd look good on my floor. Uh, wait ...

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Hi, what's the voice in your head telling you?

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How do I legally change a name after marriage? you can't, it's too complicated, you should just get a divorce

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Hey, look, I just found a $100 bill I didn't know I had; I have no idea what to do with it.

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Why do girls say "Hi" to me? it's faster than saying "Bugger off, you creepy undesirable small-penised creature!"

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When you're in a group of girls/ladies, do you still say "hey guys" or do you say "hey girls"? "Hey gals, how's it hangin'?"

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Could you love somebody who had 1 toe missing well maybe if I had a foot fetish...

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How can i get my 2 cats to be more productive around the house ? all they do is sleep and eat, its about time they pulled there weight teach them to lick hot-dogs, and then rent them out to perverts

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I have plane tickets to go to Cambodia. Do you wanna come with me? not if I have to put up with the TSA

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Now that Obama's name will not appear on the 2012 Georgia ballot, what happens next? Obama's attorney may have until Feb 1 to file a brief

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Now that Obama's name will not appear on the 2012 Georgia ballot, what happens next? He could appeal or sue in State or maybe Federal court to try to get his default set aside and get another hearing scheduled. But then he would have to present evidence or argument to overcome what's already in the record. Possibly he'd also have to show some valid excuse why his attorney couldn't present anything when he had his chance. The Georgia Democratic Party says they plan to try to do...

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How can i get my 2 cats to be more productive around the house ? all they do is sleep and eat, its about time they pulled there weight get a camera and make a Cat Calendar

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How can i get my 2 cats to be more productive around the house ? all they do is sleep and eat, its about time they pulled there weight go to the pet store and buy some mice for them to catch

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Is it still considered destroying (desecrating) the Koran if you delete a copy from your computer? yes, and if it's in memory, you MUST not ever turn the power off, or load anything else into memory to overwrite it

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Now that Obama's name will not appear on the 2012 Georgia ballot, what happens next? Maybe Obama's attorney Jablonski will bother to show up in court in the other 37 states where challenges are being planned

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Is it impossible to trust any girl whos name is Ally not if your name is Dick

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Now that Obama's name will not appear on the 2012 Georgia ballot, what happens next? Georgia Democrats can still write his name in (but they must spell it perfectly). The Georgia Democratic Electors can still disregard whoever wins any electoral votes (Hillary, for example) and vote for Obama in the Electoral College.

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Where do axioms come from and how do we know they are true? We don't worry about whether axioms are true or not. What's interesting is the relationship between the axioms and the theorems that can be derived from them. But if you want to know if an axiom is true, design and perform an experiment.

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I'm 5'1, 14, and want to be tall. Help! sprint uphill a lot

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how can u attract girls? be rich, be young, be tall, have fashionable facial bones (esp. wide cheekbones), smile a lot, talk loud with a deep voice, wear the best-advertised textiles demonstrate that you have already attracted other girls also, dominate all the other males in the room and most of all, be in the right place at the right time

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Should the United States nuke Iran? talk about creating terrorists!

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Should the United States nuke Iran? the fallout WOULD help cover up all the Depleted Uranium we left in Iraq

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Why do girls say "Hi" to me? because they are now no longer the girls who say "Ni"

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Why do girls say "Hi" to me? they keep forgetting your name

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Did the Sphinx guard the pyramids? I saw on TV, I believe, that the road/path to the pyramid takes a bend around the Sphinx, indicating that the Sphinx was there first.

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How many of us are descendants of "rape babies" ? If you go back in history far enough, probably all of us.

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Why are so many people so bitter, angry, and hateful? job loss, divorce, sibling breakups, parental death, foreclosure, ...

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True or false: People are unable to see and perceive things that are unexpected, things that aren't what they expect to see? www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo

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Santorum: Women pregnant after a rape should be grateful to God for the gift of life. Does that mean rapists are messengers of God? Only if they say "Hail, Mary!" first.

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Santorum: Women pregnant after a rape should be grateful to God for the gift of life. Does that mean rapists are messengers of God? I wonder what he thinks the husbands of those women should feel. I suppose robbery victims should be grateful for the gift of poverty? or the opportunity to help someone? or grateful for having had something to lose?

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Is there a mental disease that makes you feel like everyone is against you or that they hate you? Is there an illness that makes you perceive even good things as put-downs or makes it seem as though people scorn you without cause... when they aren't? They used to call it "being oversensitive", before high-paid psychiatrists came along.

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I love it when you _______ my ___________? tickle, fancy

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Why are spouses less likely to stick around than your best friends? The divorce rates show it. Why? because by the time the divorce is final, spouses are sick of each other?

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Why are spouses less likely to stick around than your best friends? The divorce rates show it. Why? So I should marry my best friend? What about the girl who keeps the guy in the "Friend Zone"? Is that the guy she should marry?

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How come so many murder victims are remembered as highly responsible, caring, nice to everyone they meet, infectious? Oh, why this EXACT list? For one thing, everyone has these attributes to some extent, and for another thing, they're vague. Responsible? Highly responsible, no less? What does that mean? What does a responsible person look like? Everybody has responsibilities! And who is uncaring? Who isn't at least polite to people they meet? We're usually nicer to people during the meeting process than at...

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How come so many murder victims are remembered as highly responsible, caring, nice to everyone they meet, infectious? because if you say "I never liked the guy" then the cops might accuse YOU of being the murderer! http://bitmote.com/index.php?post/2011/12/13/Why-You-Should-Never-Talk-to-The-Police%2C-Part-1-Transcript

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What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth? makes chainsaws

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What are the rules of Anarchy? Treat other people the way you would like to be treated.

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when someone you just started dating or your SO asks you how many people you have slept with,what should you NOT say? "Oh, you mean, living?"

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I'm a bored web developer. What is something fun for me to build? a CAD tool ---------------------- how about a state machine editor: you are in state S, displaying picture P; when the user clicks on button B, the machine plays movie M and goes to state T there would be an editing mode and an execution (play) mode ---------------------- or how about a Website editor? regard a set of pages as a directed (non-acyclic) graph select some text, enter a...

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Is the Messiah and Christ truly the same/same thing? and is that the same thing as Krishna?

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If Jesus talked to the Indians, why didn't they all convert to Mormonism? Pearls before swine, you know, they just don't get it, even when God™ explains it to them

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Im going to ___________ you up! look size pump lock knock fatten

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when someone you just started dating or your SO asks you how many people you have slept with,what should you NOT say? "Just the patients on my wing of the AIDS center. They weren't getting any, you know, and they were SO desperate."

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why did you try to kill me? I was just trying to get your attention. Guido don't like deadbeats, see?

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What fateful mistake in your life can you never take back and has ruined you forever? I couldn't figure out what my boss wanted me to do ... he couldn't figure it out, either.

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when someone you just started dating or your SO asks you how many people you have slept with,what should you NOT say? "Well, let's see, there was Abby, and Ada, and Amelie, and Anna, and ... Zoe. I skipped a few."

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why did you try to kill me? You were a loser, baby.

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Why are alot of kids today afraid of learning to be intelligent or increasing the intellect as not being cool? I expect it's because their TVs tell them it's bad to be smart. Or maybe because the government-run schools turned them off of education.

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Is it legal to just watch rape pornography online in the UK as long as you don't possess it? I think if you want your psychiatrist to help you, you ought to tell your psychiatrist all about this. If you don't want your psychiatrist to help you, I dunno why you're seeing a psychiatrist.

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Is a 5.5 inch long & 5.75 inch around dick big enough to satisfy most women yourself included?roughly the size of a toilet paper tube. you could hang a roll of toilet paper on it

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Has anyone on here ever been bitten by a brown recluse? See description. Sometimes MRSA infections are misdiagnosed as brown recluse bites Check the map and see if brown recluses exist in your part of the country http://insects.about.com/od/spiders/tp/brown-recluse-lies.htm "Doctors have been misdiagnosing brown recluse bites for years. Many other medical conditions cause wounds similar to brown recluse bites, including Lyme disease, burns, diabetic ulcers,...

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Can spiders mate with octopi? No! Spiders have eight LEGS. Octopi have eight ARMS. Idiot.

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What if we lived in a world where huge spiders bigger than a round table could fly? they'd be declared an Endangered Species™ and we'd be arrested if we did anything to any of them

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I love it when you _______ my ___________? pay, bills

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why did you try to kill me? to save you

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"Who do you say that I am?" Jesus once asked his disciples. Who do you think is Jesus? he's that guy in that book

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Imagination, a good or bad thing? How successful is this friend?

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In the Final Battle Between Good And Evil™, who will do the fighting? Good news, Jesus™ already did that.

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In a wrinkle in time, why does Mr.Murry have no idea how long he has gone? because he's in a bubble in time?

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Legislation covering intellectual property has made it illegal to save seeds from many crops. Is this a sin against our children? I assume this is ONLY the seeds from crops that someone put money into developing, that didn't exist before. I assume that it is still legal to save all the seeds that existed at the moment the bill was passed. On the plus side, it will encourage investment in developing more varieties of seeds -- which will be a blessing to our children (at least the ones who can afford to pay for them). On...

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What's a good title for a horror movie about zombie rubber ducks taking over D.C.? If it Quacks ... (tagline: Don't go outside without your towel.) Ten Miles Square The Pursuit of Quackiness Day of the Undead Unhuman Unflesh

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Has any famous "great" artist or writer been an art major or lit major in college? Or composer?

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What do Nigeria, Iran, Syria and the U.S. have in common? Extrajudicial killings of enemies of the state http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/is-the-united-states-still-the-land-of-the-free/2012/01/04/gIQAvcD1wP_story.html?tid=pm_pop

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What is the most stupid pickup line you can think of? You drink H2O water? OMG, me too!!!

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better How many kids do you want to have? Well, we better get started right away!

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Have you ever used...liar,liar, pants on fire....Mitt Romney warns U.S. military is becoming archaic... so, all that military technology, that's just all faked on a soundstage somewhere?

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Do any of your fantasies involve Bigfoot? Yes, I imagine that I get incontrovertible proof that one exists, and I get rich and famous.

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Do any of your fantasies involve Bigfoot? what, the ultimate Foot Fetish™?

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What do you do if you hear heavy footsteps of sasquatch outside on your porch at night while you are asleep? I'd pinch myself and wake myself up. Then I'd take a video camera and try to get a glimpse.

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When you're in the shower, is it like karaoke night? Yes, I have to get in line behind everybody else, and then when it's my turn the equipment malfunctions.

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How are you going to pay your $134,685 share of the national debt? I'll use my share of the peace dividend.

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Today I found $1000 but I returned it, and got nothing for it,what would you have done? I once found $5 and I left a note with my name and phone number in case the owner claims it.

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What will it take to make progressive liberals understand that Obama is complete caos when they lose their jobs

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Which would you choose: Option 1 - the career you always wanted, but solitude as well OR Option 2 - a crappy, boring career but a good social life? I picked Option 1, but then the project I was working on was cancelled and I was laid off.

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What's a good career for someone who is lazy and has no ambition? career counselor

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I do not know if i have had an orgasm, (Im a girl) But usually at the end of everything i break down crying.. Whats wrong?? I once met a girl who cried whenever she was happy. It's as if the laughing reflex and the crying reflex got mixed up.

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Well I finally asked out the girl I like, and she said she didn't know. I asked when will you, and she said she didn't really want a boyfriend right now, and I said will you know by Friday? And she said probably.. That's the day we're going to the movies "will you know by Friday?" Brilliant line!

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Did I do the right thing? I said no to this guy who asked me if I wanted a ride & I didn't know him. Why? "How could he have known that I walk around my block if I've never seen him before?" He probably saw you during one of your previous walks. He probably was inside that same neighbor's house and saw you thru the living room window. Windows are transparent. "Should I avoid this guy?" What, just because he said that? What else was he supposed to say? How is anyone going to get to know you if...

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What's a good career for someone who is lazy and has no ambition? hold a sign saying "Will hold 'will work for food' sign for money"

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Do you know how to eat with chopsticks? If yes, do you enjoy using them? yes

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Can I give it to you? oo, kinky! normally it works the other way around

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What's a good career for someone who is lazy and has no ambition? govt

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How many years do you think it will be before the Chinese economy collapses due to pollution and environmental degradation? Pollution does not cause an economy to collapse ... directly. It all depends on how many workers are killed by pollution before they can be replaced by robots or computers. http://www.weather.com/outlook/weather-news/news/articles/va-news-articles_2011-11-30?vaid=df339fa3d5199beb5b5a0eaf82ad7d68 The 2.5-micrometer particles can embed themselves deep in the lungs and occasionally enter the...

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Can having really really really dirty thoughts cause a nose bleed ? maybe if you're having them during a mountain-climbing expedition

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Can having really really really dirty thoughts cause a nose bleed ? well, if it's about nasal intercourse, and you're simulating it with a d...

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The US sends about $3billion a year to Israel. What does the US receive in return? Please explain your answer. um, maybe the Rothschilds agree not to foreclose on us?

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Who do you trust less: doctor or lawyer? lawyer

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Dont cry_______________? yet

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Would crazy describe any member of your family? No, but my brother thinks he does

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Conservatives: Should Libs be taxed first to support the welfare leeches? Welfare leeches? You mean like Halliburton, Bechtel, Lockheed Martin, Generaly Dynamics, ExxonMobil?

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why are there feathers in your bed Oh, that .. um ... no reason ... don't look under the bed

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Is it ok if I ignore you for a little while? Let me get back to you on that.

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How can I tell my twin that I do not want to date him? "Sorry, I'm not into siblings."

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How can I tell my twin that I do not want to date him? rehearse it by looking into the mirror and talking to your reflection

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Do you think the FBI or CIA ever investigated paranormal or supernatural phenomenon? I would expect the CIA to investigate everything in case it might be useful. If you can bend spoons, maybe you can disable somebody's gun! I would expect the FBI to investigate only reported crimes. Maybe someone died and voodoo was blamed?

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Some have no choice but to walk away from mortgages. Are they allowed to pay the money they owed years later when they can afford it? When one walks away, the lender forecloses and sells the house at auction. If the sale price is more than the mortgage amount, the homeowner gets the difference. But what if the sale price of the house does not cover the mortgage ("underwater")? Some states allow deficiency judgments after foreclosure; others do not. Then it is due and payable starting on the date of judgment (assuming the...

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When Churchill said "If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain." why is it that if you're not liberal at twenty you have no heart? because Churchill was a liberal when he was 20?

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Why does B. Hussein Obama always side with welfare leeches and bureaucrat unions, and against taxpayers? there are more voters in that group?

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A kid asks:" Where does rain come from?" I answer: "God is crying." He asks: "Why is God is crying?" Your answer....? Because there's no Goddess. Because He sees all the little thirsty seeds. Because of the crappy weather around here.

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is 52 yeard old still young enough to start a relationship? What the relationship would be like? It would be calm, not so much drama. Probably.

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If you invented a new expression or just one word to say, what would it be? Gleeps! (ok, so I'm a plagiarist)

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Girls: What your line would be when you want to invite a guy to dinner for your first date? Boys: How would you prefare to be invited? "Hey, you want to join me for dinner tomorrow night?"

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After 20 days of baring a broken heart, I feel much better today, and I owe it to_____________. baby aspirin

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Do you feel like shouting at someone? What would you shout? DON'T EAT IN THE LIBRARY!!!

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Why do you think that a 49 year old man falls in love with a 21 year. How do you think it might end/carry on? Because she's capable of bearing children, of course! It will surely end when one of them dies.

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how can i keep from ejaculating during my wrestling matches? what should i do? Wrestle women instead, then you won't get so excited.

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Is it racist if I refuse to sit next to a black No, it's phobic.

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Ron Paul says he is not an 'absolutist'. What in the heck is an absolutist? Are they good, bad or nil? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolutism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_absolutism it could be the absence of moral relativism

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Does God love naked people? The naked body is the Image of God™, why would it be offensive?

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Bunny-rabbit; pussy-cat; ______-dog? houn-

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I Have Visions Of Me Killing People And I Sometimes Consider Doing it...? go volunteer at a soup kitchen

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Do you know what's really ironic? planning a wedding for a rainy day, with a "rain" theme (everybody wearing raincoats), and then it's sunny

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Does your job prevent you from being happy? Are you ashamed of your job? Does it haunt you 24 hrs a day? No, I don't work for Obama.

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Do you know what's really ironic? the Iron Age started when people picked up iron meteorites that fell on the ground -- there were no iron mines

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Santorum supports TORT reform at a $250k limit. His wife sued a chiropractor for $500k. Just another "F You" to everyone else ? So, he's just trying to get back at his wife?

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how do i get motivated to go back to work tomorrow after nearly 3 weeks off, i think i should just call in sick Call in dead instead, then you'll never have to go back.

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Why did you throw that milk carton at Bigfoot? I wanted to see if the picture matched.

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Does my wifes birth control make her less wet?? Yes, that's why I told her to stop taking them.

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What are some stereotypes about girls with belly button rings? they like to have belly-button sex

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What are some stereotypes about girls with belly button rings? they aren't ashamed of their tummies

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Is it possible to tell for sure whether the 9/11 plane impacts, on video, are CGI or not? I would expect that in a CGI, areas would have uniformly, smoothly varying color -- there wouldn't be as much "noise" as in a photograph.

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Do today's young people have less curiosity than in prior generations? Who cares? (couldn't resist)

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Lloyd's insurer sues Saudi Arabia for 'funding 9/11 attacks Does this give you pause? How so? In court, information can come out through "discovery" that would never come out otherwise. So I'm all for it! No money will change hands unless the court agrees. We already knew that 15 of the 19 accused hijackers were Saudis. I doubt Obama will get all exercised about it being an act of war -- our govt seems to be in pretty tight with the Saudis for some reason.

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How many Republican presidential candidates' campaigners have defected to join Ron Paul's campaign? So far, two that I know of: Michelle Bachman's Iowa campaign manager and one of Mitt Romney's "campaigners" http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bachmann-iowa-campaign-co-chair-endorses-ron-paul-at-rally/ http://www.revolutionpac.com/2012/01/former-romney-campaigner-defects-to-ron-paul/?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

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Saudi Arabia beheaded a couple convicted of torturing to death a nine-year-old girl (the man's daughter) including burning her with a red-hot spoon and beating her with a metal pipe because he doubted he was her father. Just or cruel? It took him nine years to figure out the kid wasn't his?

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Out in the desert while taking a stroll, a beautiful camel fell into a hole. Her owner is suing (for two fifty K). The hole diggers though are refusing to pay! Your thoughts? Don't camels watch where they're going?

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Why would Saudi Arabia, which has always relied almost exclusively on US made weapons systems, suddenly turn to Russia? "American equipment is too delicate." (it requires maintenance)

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Why do the wealthiest Middle Eastern countries (e.g. Saudi Arabia and Qatar) all have such authoritarian, absolutist systems of government? you're saying the poorer Middle Eastern countries DON'T have authoritarian, absolutist systems of government?

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Ron Paul says he is not an 'absolutist'. What in the heck is an absolutist? Are they good, bad or nil? an absolutist sticks to one theory regardless of ... anything

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Do you find that as we get older that you just don't care anymore if people judge you? And that your more honest with others as well as yourself? People call me a bitch because I say what I want and I dont care what people say about me. I am in my 50's. As we get older we no longer anticipate needing things from those people.

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I want to see unbelievable things. things people normally dont see. im tired of the mediocracy. how can i do this? get a microscope

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What interests people? I find most people have the curiosity of a cow. It's unbelievable how people have no reaction to anything. A man with a cockatoo on his shoulder, no, no big deal, not that unusual. Now, a man with a cock on his shoulder, that would be really unusual and attention-getting, except in San Francisco.

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What interests people? I find most people have the curiosity of a cow. It's unbelievable how people have no reaction to anything. maybe those other people had all seen the bird guy before -- maybe he was there every day

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"In Plane Site" Documentary of the 9-11. Could our government kill their own. I started as a skeptic, now I'm not sure. Film on Netflex. First, nobody says it was "the government", but many people suspect it was a black-op by a few people who are connected somehow to the Bush crime family. Second -- don't all governments kill their own? Why would ours be an exception?

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If 9/11 WAS a conspiracy, how much burning jet fuel WOULD it take to implode a high-rise building made of steel rebar-reinforced concrete? I think you mean "if 9/11 was nothing but a hijacking" ?

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What interests people? I find most people have the curiosity of a cow. It's unbelievable how people have no reaction to anything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBPG_OBgTWg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38XO7ac9eSs

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I love the smell of _______ in the morning? nurses' uniforms

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I love the smell of _______ in the morning? dinner ... when I work the night shift, of course!

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Have you ever made a little kid cry? If so what was the reason? I had a job making balloon animals in a restaurant, and I didn't twist one of them enough times and the doggie came unwound!

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Does God love naked people? Of course. But the textile companies have distorted religion so they can sell more clothes.

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Does God love naked people? He must, because He made so many of them.

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What's worth it? Life.

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What percentage of your life consists of failures? I don't remember any. ;)

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If a millionaire wanted to sleep with your husband/wife for 10 million dollars, would you let him/her? he better be a MULTI-millionaire cause, see, if he only had $1 million, then his check for $10 million would bounce, and then where would we be? it's an illegal contract, so if he stiffs you, you can hardly go to court to enforce it!

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JustWonder's Million Dollar Daily Dilemma: Would you live with your parents for the rest of their lives for $10 million? Figured I had to up the dollars on this one. huh ... I did that for nothing

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How much does a new born penguin weigh? Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm Fred.

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Did Someday ever come for you? yes, I slept through it

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For 20 years, Obama didn't hear what his racist pastor was saying. For 20 years, Paul didn't read what his racist ghostwriter was writing. Hmmm ... maybe Jeremiah Wright was the mysterious ghostwriter?

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For 20 years, Obama didn't hear what his racist pastor was saying. For 20 years, Paul didn't read what his racist ghostwriter was writing. Well hey, if it didn't prevent Obama from getting elected, why should it be a problem for Paul?

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Why do YOU think We, Russian women, are so HOT??? maybe we only see pictures of the hottest ones just like only the best products get exported

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Was the US born with the aid of terrorism? http://lewrockwell.com/casey/casey102.html

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Do the kids who were cool in school turn out to be cool adults? Is cool temporary or forever? Could high school be their shining moment? Ferris Bueller is over-the-top because he knows high school, and his time to be cool, is about to be over.

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Are Children with Same Sex Parents at a Disadvantage? In ultra-liberal towns, such as San Francisco, they might be at an Advantage

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Since when did being gay become the equivalent of being "a sexual degenerate?" gays do not want to have sex with their siblings or their parents or small children. They want to be in committed relationships with other ADULTS. maybe because, if everybody did that, nobody would reproduce and the nation would die out?

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Reading about A. Turing,brilliant man-called-father of modern computing.He was gay-convicted of 'acts of indecency' in 1952 for having sex with a man. -chemically castrated by law. He committed suicide in 1954.Isn't it sad that society did this?comments? Soeur Sourir (Sister Smile), composer of "Dominique" (the first and only top hit to come out of Belgium) committed suicide because the Belgian government charged her income tax on all the song's royalties, even though she had signed all the royalties over to her convent and she never saw a dime of it

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Why are so many people homosexuals whats so fascinating about it? What can we do to help these persons? buy them some makeup and fishnet stockings, and invite them to lots of parties

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Someone keeps making unsmart comments but is called 'brilliant'. How can you be brilliant in theory and not in practice? How can other people think someone is brilliant when you don't?

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For 20 years, Obama didn't hear what his racist pastor was saying. For 20 years, Paul didn't read what his racist ghostwriter was writing. Maybe they were off smoking weed together?

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What happened on your 16th Birthday? Tell your story... nothing ... maybe my parents took me out to dinner, and it was really boring, or maybe ... not

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"What is fundamental?"...what is it that everything we see has in common (the "substance" that doesn't rely on anything else for its existence) Quantum states are a vector space, therefore any basis is as good as any other basis. So an electron is not really more fundamental than an elephant. Feynman almost, but not quite, says this in one of his public lectures. Of course this doesn't quite answer the question because it deals with configurations, not "substance".

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What happens to your Social Security number when you die? A Presidential candidate uses it

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Can anyone explain these verses from bible"If you answer a silly question, you are just as silly as the person who asked it.Give a silly answer to a sily question, and the one who asked it will realise that he is not as clever as he thinks"Proverbs 26:4,5 Just as we are all sinners, everyone is silly. None of us are as clever as we think. So when someone asks a stupid question, we're supposed to make sure that person realizes he's stupid, as if that makes us look smart by comparison or something. Kind of like having to prove that we're not sinners when we find out that somebody else is.

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The Supreme Court ruled in Loving v. Virginia, "Marriage is one of the 'basic civil rights of man,' fundamental to our very existence and survival." The Constitution prohibits infringing rights without due process. How can same-sex marriage be prohibited? Same-sex marriage is not fundamental to our very existence and survival.

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"What is fundamental?"...what is it that everything we see has in common (the "substance" that doesn't rely on anything else for its existence) I don't think anything relies on anything else for its existence. Things just exist. Unless you're talking about the food chain.

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Was the "Star Trek" prop man fired for this? Which episode was that?

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It took me 19 years to question being a 100% straight male. I called myself out on checking out guys muscled arms too much and it started it all. Ive been with MANY girls and it always seemed natural too me and have a GF atm. Am i bi-curious? help me No, you just like the way muscles look.

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Is being homosexuality a trend, why or why not? What's you're sexuality and why do you like that gender? TV scriptwriters are certainly pushing it.

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why are some of the girls who I know to be straight, allowing other girls to be extremly friendly with them? Are they trying to attract guys' attention? Do they do this more in front of guys?

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Are you glad Michele Bachmann is dropping out of the presidential race? Yes, because her supporters will go to Ron Paul, as her campaign manager did even before she dropped out.

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What will Obama's next job be? Community Disorganizer

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Rick Santorum: birth control, the pill & condoms are dangerous to the nation? Should birth control be banned? Is it dangerous? Which clause of the Constitution makes this a Federal issue?

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Rick Santorum: birth control, the pill & condoms are dangerous to the nation? Should birth control be banned? Is it dangerous? "counter to how things are supposed to be." - translation: sex only in marriage, followed by birth "license to do things in a sexual realm" - translation: contraception makes it look like it's OK for people to have sex outside marriage !!!!!

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Pat Robertson: God revealed the next president, but it’s a secret. So, does he know or doesn't he know? Did God really tell him anything? I know the answer to that question, but God™ wants me to keep it quiet.

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Why were people so shocked when they arrived at the wedding? it may have been all the pentagrams on the floor, painted in blood

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Are there no women at a Hasidic wedding? They're all sleeping in after the bachelorette party.

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Why do different countries need to have different laws? Wouldn't it be better if laws were the same throughout the world? Why do different CITIES need to have different laws?

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Am i weird? i have some strange thoughts for a 13 year old. i wonder if anyone out there truly loves me, for exactly who i am. i made up an imaginary friend. he understands me perfectly and i can tell him anything- in my head. Keep a diary of your conversations with your imaginary friend, and in a few years you can publish it as a book.

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Why would anyone who truly understands science, believe that intelligence can arise from non-intelligence without Intelligent input? Because intelligence is one form of information processing, and we have examples of how information-processing devices can be made of ordinary matter. Now it could be argued that ordinary matter has information-processing capability, and "intelligence," therefore the building of information-processing devices is not an example of intelligence arising from non-intelligence, or...

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Are there no women at a Hasidic wedding? what happened to that comment that said "no, women are too unclean to marry" ?

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Are there no women at a Hasidic wedding? well, one, we'd hope

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True or false? If one looks at the map of the big American bases created for the war, they match the route of the projected oil pipeline. That's about as likely as the U.S. engineering the rise to power of two former Unocal employees: Hamid Karzai, the new interim president of Afghanistan, and Zalmay Khalizad, the Bush administration’s Afghanistan envoy.

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How did people make love before genitalia was invented? They just got to first base and second base.

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If you and I work in the same business, but I am the boss and you are not should we get the same pay? who's doing the paying?

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If you and I work in the same business, but I am the boss and you are not should we get the same pay? supply and demand -- there is only one boss, but plenty of non-bosses

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How did you earn your first dollar (or other currency)? paper route, or maybe selling Xmas cards door-to-door was the first, or maybe I didn't actually do that

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Is this a good way to come of of the closet? I will put my letter in the description for it is too long for a question "Nice weather we're having. Oh by the way, I screw everything with two legs and a hole. Pass the butter, would you?"

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What are you going to do about the broken-down piano? fix it up

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What has your god done to earn his position of respect and authority? Allegedly made all the people from whom He demands respect. Oh, and allegedly made Satan™ and Hell™ too.

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What is the difference between "good" and "bad" bacteria? Maybe aerobic bacteria are good and anaerobic bacteria are bad. Or maybe bacteria that you're used to and newly-arrived bacteria are bad (why else would travelers to Mexico get Montezuma's Revenge, while natives don't?)

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What was God's plan with C. Diff? Why make a bacteria that would cause you to die like that? It's part of the punishment for the Fall™, of course. Why, wasn't it in the list? (childbirth pain, bruised heels, etc.)

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Try to state one thing that is purely evil from every perspective. Tricking people into eating fruit that a god said not to.

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"Class" is a word that means different things to different people. In your opinion, what is the best indicator of its lack? yelling

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If you was walking through a forest and came upon a small house with three of every thing would you try a bit of every thing then go to sleep in one of the beds or would you burgle the place? I'd set up three webcams.

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Why isn't God married? Oh, didn't you hear? He married the Tooth Fairy.

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Have you ever met personally Bill Gates? What kind of person is he? He once jumped over a chair during a TV interview ... why? maybe in a failed attempt to prove he's not a nerd?

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What are the odds of the universe resulting from a super explosion, without input from Intelligence, of life from non-life? To get the best estimate of the odds, just add up the number of universes that resulted from a super explosion and divide by the total number of universes.

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Could a Three Mile Island happen in the US? No! It could never happen here!

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Your health is your own dam* business. Why should strangers care if you live well or long? What is their real agenda here? Enslavement? Some of them want us to pay taxes as long as possible. Democrats want the poor to vote Democrat as long as possible.

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Is part of the trouble with a 'scientific' argument, that it is not made in the real world, but in a laboratory by an unimaginative academic relying solely on empirical facts? Empirical facts ARE from the real world!

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Why isn't God married? He just couldn't find a suitable Goddess.

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Ok,I'll take just one bite of your_________________? Thanks! Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil™

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Is getting ten years in prison for jokingly throwing an axe at someone fair? He's lucky the "friend" didn't throw it back.

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If you get sentenced to jail for life, and while you are in jail, you suddenly stop breathing and are pronounced dead, but then you somehow are revived back to life, is your sentence over, because techniqually didn't you serve one life sentence? the language is "for the rest of his natural life" so if he was artificially revived ... Charles Fort, or one of his followers, published stories of people sentenced to die by hanging, and something goes wrong (the trapdoor won't open, the rope noose unwinds) and the book I read said that if the hangman takes 3 tries at it, and fails each time, it's considered a message from God that the...

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Can a jail force inmates to donate property? "Forced donation" is, of course, a self-contradiction in terms. Try asking a more specific question. Stealing is against the law, even when the thief works for a jail and the victim is in custody. If a jail official says "Donate this or else I'll punish you" then the jail official is committing the felony crime of Coercion. Now if the property is marijuana, I dunno, because it's against the...

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Is it legal for a jail to censor inmates' mail? Yes, once you're arrested, you're not really an American anymore. The Bill of Rights protects us from overzealous government, except after you've been accused of a crime, and then all bets are off and the government can do anything they like. See, that whole "land of the free" and "rights" stuff, that's just kind of a joke, we don't really mean it. All those soldiers who died in our wars...

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Why do some people think you are referring to them personally when asking a question? it seems like they get offended Whaddya mean? I don't do that!

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How did people make love before genitalia was invented? they budded

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Come the revolution do you think the National Guard will fire on their fellow Americans on command like they did at Kent State and herd us into the FEMA camps or will they join ranks with us like the Irish in Braveheart and TAKE THIS COUNTRY BACK! Depends who's paying them the most.

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Looking forward to the FEMA death camps? Can we bring cigarettes? Or are they banned for health reasons?

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Looking forward to the FEMA death camps? I'm bringing my drum.

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Are there FEMA death camps on the moon? Don't be silly, once the detainees get to the moon, they'll asphyxiate to death, all their handlers have to do is NOT give them space-suits. So it would be a waste of money to build camps.

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What will Obama's next job be? "But his entire life has been applying for the next job at the expense of the current one. He’s at the end of the line now." http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/226110/shame-cubed/bill-whittle

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When will the Federal government become insolvent? http://lewrockwell.com/north/north1081.html "Federal solvency will not be maintained for another decade. The numbers point to a default. "

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Are you smarter than a loony? Loonies are crazy, not stupid.

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Are you a gay republican? Newt doesn't want your vote. No matter your orientation, what do you think of Newt's position? Well, at least it's consistent, if he also says Ron Paul should not want the votes of white supremacists

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Does anyone live in Iowa? Did you know that some Iowans are supporting a candidate who treated 12 year old girls like prostitutes? Is it really legal to vaccinate convicted prostitutes by force against their will?

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What would the police do if you called them and told them I received a phone call from a man that said your gunna die and then hung up and it is no one i know and the number was restricted That's just a "biological truth." You ARE gonna die.

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Atheists: Do you wish there was legitimate evidence of a God? Ask the same question of theists.

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Why would someone as wealthy as Donald Trump want to get married and limit himself to one woman? money can't buy love

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Atheists: Do you wish there was legitimate evidence of a God? I wish there was ESP, or telekinesis, or any manifestation of "spirit" or anything "paranormal" and I also wish that I could prove it and win the Nobel Prize. (what's that got to do with the question, you ask? God is said to be in the category "a spririt")

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In life, there is no better teacher than__________________ OTHER people's mistakes

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My My My said the spider_______________? , a fly fly fly.

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Questions should be asked based on one's OWN curiosity,for the purpose of learning and knowing something. Do you agree or disagree? Questions should be asked based on the monetary value of the answers and the profitability to AB's owners. What questions are you asking about?

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gay person told my childs mother i was gay and they got pictures of me and she seen pictures of me i should her of me necked what to do you showed her pictures of you naked? what does that prove?

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Invent a new conspiracy theory. "It never happened!" What is "it" ? Columbus never discovered America. He just sailed around Africa to India, got some Indians and plants, came back, and claimed he had gone the westward route around the world. There was never a George Washington, he was a composite of earlier English historical figures. The Civil War never happened. All those "battlefields" are just old torn-up soccer fields, and the "cannonballs" are...

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What is the craziest conspiracy theory have you heard? 15 Saudis, who can't fly worth beans, armed with nothing but box cutters, took over a plane piloted by a very tough, experienced military guy, and three other planes. One plane crashed into the ground, leaving a smoking crater with no wreckage. Another plane performed maneuvers that cannot be duplicated in a simulator by any pilot, and (leaving a too-small hole) hit a part of the Pentagon that...

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The ' New World Order ' is a Conspiracy theory of an evil one World government, but where did all the knowledge of Satan, Free Masons, Bohemian Grove etc come from? Someone must of went well out of their way to look ALL of this up. Stories of Satan have been circulating for a long time. Freemasons have been around for 200 years -- actually it might go back to the Egyptian stonemason's labor union. They are secretive, which makes people suspicious and makes it easy to believe all kinds of stories, which can never be disproved due to the secrecy. Freemasonry acquired a bad reputation in the U.S. when some Masons kidnapped...

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Invent a new conspiracy theory. "It never happened!" What is "it" ? There was never a Santa Claus!

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If God asked you to kill your son, would you do it? No, I'd tell him to kill His son instead.

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How wealthy would I have to be, to be in the top 1%? “America’s top one percent – a little over one million households with a net worth of six million plus – are spending on luxuries,” says Ron Kurtz, president of the American Affluence Research Center http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2011/10/07/9-Must-Have-Status-Symbols-that-Say-Im-Rich.aspx#page1

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What do you think about a World Wide Policy banning government from controlling your personal life? Fine, as long as it keeps controlling everybody else's personal life for my benefit.

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I was told that a driver's license was unconstitutional by an attorney who specifies in constitutional law. Is this true? A license is permission to do something that normally would be unlawful. It is unlawful to use public property for private gain, or to use publicly owned land as a place of business -- for example: selling goods on the sidewalk; using automobiles on the highways to haul other people's freight for hire or to carry fare-paying passengers. You need a "driver license" or "operator's license" or...

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To those who call the President an idiot: Obama has a Harvard Law degree and was a Professor at the University of Chicago Law School. What have you accomplished? I stayed out of the Middle East.

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Did Ron Paul walk off the set of CNN prematurely, after being asked abt someone else's 23-yr-old newsletter? Or did CNN edit the footage? The one I saw didn't look edited, but he said CNN has already asked him that question multiple times and she should look up those old interviews; then he answered the question again, she sort of ended the interview, he started to leave, then she asked isn't it significant, what about that other column, and he said goodbye. I didn't see her shouting any questions.

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Is Mitt Romney now a "spoiler" with only 8.8% in California? Obviously Romney should drop out of the race, to avoid siphoning votes from Paul.

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Why do birds lay eggs? And how come nobody has ever guessed which came first? How come nobody ever mentions the sperm?

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What is your current address? Eighty-second pixel down, thirty-second pixel across, then take the third bit in the fifth word, oh I know a better way to describe it: 0xFFCF01A8.

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What is your current address? You may address me as Sir.

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How, exactly, might Ron Paul's disadvantages (maybe a little racist or kooky) affect his advantages (bring govt back to the Constitution)? I see a huge damping effect for anything like that. The President can't sign racist legislation, because none of it will come from Congress. He can't order the executive branch to do racist things, because they won't do it, and the ACLU etc. would challenge it in the courts if they did. So, I see it as a null and void issue.

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You "agree" with someone in order to curry favor..not because you really agree. How long could you pretend and at what cost to you? If it's an issue that doesn't matter, then, indefinitely. 'Til death do us part!

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How do I put everything into perspective? look at all the dead people who used to have the same problem that you now have

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Who is the Republican frontrunner in Iowa? http://biggovernment.com/publius/2011/12/21/poll-ron-paul-moves-into-first-place-in-iowa/

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When you ask a question about local politics you exclude the rest of world. Sometimes non-citizens know more about it than citizens. Why? non-US media say many things US media don't

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What's the latest going on with the "occupy" movement? I have heard very little about it recently...is it still going on? They don't move much during winter.

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How to repair faulty frontal lobes of a particular government? First, repair the faulty frontal lobes of the voters. Unless it's a dictatorship.

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Capitalism is dead and gone. What would you settle for...communism/socialism/totalitarianism,libertarianism,somethingelseism? Which/why? We could go back to feudalism. Society was held together by oaths and honor instead of the Almighty Dollar™ and greed. The old feudalism was hierarchical; the new feudalism need not be.

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Capitalism is dead and gone. What would you settle for...communism/socialism/totalitarianism,libertarianism,somethingelseism? Which/why? You mean free-market capitalism has been replaced by crony capitalism?

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Would you sleep with yourself if you weren't you? No, I'm too old for me.

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Would you sleep with yourself if you weren't you? No, I would never cheat on ... uh ... me

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Maybe glum just gets a bad rap. Maybe underneath the glum there is a lot of un waiting to happen. Ever gone from glum to un? Why? Glum is just one letter away from plum ... yum!

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How do I put everything into perspective? Look at the big picture ... from the correct point of view.

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Never argue with _____________________________ a human

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What is the name of an exotic salt that you have had the privilege of tasting? magnesium carbonate

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Am I a terrible person? See description Yes, here you are eating a nice Christmas dinner, and you're not paying for it.

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Were you disappointed at christmas because you did not get enough, or what you wished for? what, do you think I worship the god of Mammon™?

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I LIKE BIG____________ AND I CAN NOT LIE. TRUTHS

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Should I be nude for a play? I'm being given a chance to do this but am not sure if I should. He can't find anybody else? Why don't the other actresses want to do it? And, are there no strippers in your town?

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Have you started to tabulate your failures for the year? tell your unconscious (preferably immediately): "That was a failure, I don't want any more of those." or "That was a success, I want more of those!"

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Have you started to tabulate your failures for the year? I'm going to start that on Jan 1.

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Dumb question: Can the word "dumb" be a verb? That would be dumbing down the language.

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Where would you rather be stranded: The land of Oz(The Wizard of Oz), or Wonderland( Alice in Wonderland)? Are Alice and Dorothy still there?

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Who would win at arm wrestling: Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz" or Alice in Wonderland? What was the most physical exertion the two of them did? Dorothy, yes, walked (and danced!) a long way, oiled the Tin Man, and hurled a bucket of water on the Scarecrow, and she was used to doing farm chores. Alice went on a picnic, fell down a hole, ate and drank, and tried to play croquet.

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After the war on terror ends, can we have a war on fear? And maybe a war on sadness? Let's save the war on anger and hatred for last, because after that, we won't be able to have any more wars.

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Should I be nude for a play? I'm being given a chance to do this but am not sure if I should. You are nervous because of inexperience, right? After you do this you will have experience, and you will not be (so) nervous. So, yes, this certainly beats whatever else you would have been doing for two hours (that includes waiting and watching the play from backstage or whatever the actors do when they're not on)

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How can u differentiate between wild and domesticated rabbits? What's the main difference between them? wild rabbits live on wild rice? (wild guess)

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Are arguments based on premises that cannot be disproven what separates science and philosophy? Math, also, uses arguments based on axioms that cannot be proven or disproven.

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Do you want to feel my pencil on your skin? only the eraser end

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I’m 59 1/2 and want to be totally debt free. Would going debt free (money from 401)make sense? Compare the interest you get on the 401 with the interest you pay on the debt. (be sure to take pre-tax or post-tax into account, so you are comparing apples with apples) In other words, if you wind up (after taxes) with more money from the 401 than you paid onto the debt, then keep it as it is; if less, then pay it off. But the other consideration is cash cushion. If something unexpected...

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Where are the FEMA Concentration Camps that Glenn Beck claimed existed? http://www.sianews.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1062

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How can people deny the holocaust if there are still survivers and evience? I don't think anybody exactly "denies the holocaust." People disagree on details like the number murdered, and the methods. For example, Faurisson says that gas chambers were not used (interestingly, the movie Schindler's List is consistent with this view).

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There isnt anything that______________ cant fix ! ? enough whiskey

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Do you have any scars? What happened? Yes, come upstairs and I'll show you

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Should I be able to trademark Navy Seal Team 6? Maybe you can trademark "Osama Bin Laden"

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Why can't a person say he/she loves Osama Bin Laden on AB? That would be taking Christianity too far ... to its logical conclusion, maybe.

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What if anything at all can one say 'GOOD' about Obama? He got the TSA into our airports and that's the only thing keeping us safe from whatever's in Granny's panties.

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What if anything at all can one say 'GOOD' about Obama? He helped get a lot of people interested in Constitutional Law, especially Article 2, Section 1.

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What did u get for Xmas Oh ... was I supposed to get something?

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What is a double-blind experiment? What would single-blind or zero-blind experiments be? It seems to me that a single-blind experiment is where the subject (who is sensing or guessing) does not see or otherwise know the information that he is trying to sense, without excluding the possiblity that the subject sees someone who knows the information; in a double-blind experiment, the subject does not know and everyone seen by the subject also does not know. (Thus a zero-blind...

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What if anything at all can one say 'GOOD' about Obama? He got everybody agreeing that we need change.

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What if anything at all can one say 'GOOD' about Obama? He makes nice speeches.

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You got to ______ it, before you ________ it. read, answer

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Do you want curly fries with that? No, just give me the curly burger and curly shake.

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Where did you learn to lie so well? I took lessons from Bill Clinton at the CIA training camp in Mena.

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Fill in the Blank: How big is your __________________? sleigh, Santa?

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Id like to wake up on christmas morning and find__________________? all the politicians decided to quit

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Men: how much do you think a womans bra costs? if it used to belong to Madonna™, maybe $200,000

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Do they really have cookies on the dark side? Every kind of cookie you could want, mouth-watering, delicious: chocolate chip, peanut butter, pecan, meringues, marzipan, on and on, too many to list. Just come on over! (don't tell him about the razor blades)

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Do you hate the term "Bro"? I sure do, Bud.

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Why is it so hard to save money? It seems so easy, don't spend money. But I can't. Why? Because we live in a capitalist society drenched in mass media which is full of advertising designed by psychologists to separate you from your money.

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I spend too much money. I sit at a desk all day, and shop when I'm bored. Then I go home and finally see my boyfriend and blow a lot of money on him. I'm trying to save money for college, but I can't stop spending! What should I do? Find something better to do when you're bored. Also, dump your boyfriend and go out with me. And go to your bank and ask about putting money into CDs.

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Someone said once to take $20 every paycheck and putting it an envelope as a way to save money, they said it works because you end up forgetting that your actually building up savings...but I dont forget where I have money so how can I make myself forget? You must continually make the decision that you would rather keep the money, and spend it on something later (or lay up an inheritance) than spend it now.

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Do you know how to save your money? I know how to not spend it.

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Wen someone says,"he/she has natural talent." Would the person have to work any less than another for the aspired goal? How so? Depends how far away the goal is. The best plan is to work just as hard, and get further.

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I have a friend that has been propositioned to marry for money to get someone a green card. It's a very large sum of money. Nothing to retire on but enough to make even the most patriotic person think twice. i know I would never EVER do this!!! Would you? I don't understand the proposed transaction

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If you were offered a large sum of money for doing something you are completely against, would you do it for that large sum or pass? Most will say it depends, BUT its something you would NOT ever consider doing or want to do, unless you want the money,,,, I'm completely against failing to take large sums of money so I'd take a large sum of money for failing to take ... uh wait ... ... now my head hurts

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Would you ever want to "Titivate" me....??...hehe I'd rather titillate you

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If you woke up in the middle of the night and found Barack Obama sitting at your kitchen table, your first reaction is to - try to remember why I'm sleeping over at the White House offer to let him sleep on my couch - obviously he lost his job and his housing along with it

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Were words like 'sin' and 'evil' designed to deny our own dark side and transfer our shame to 'others' for our disgust and hatred? No, they were designed for crossword puzzles.

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Can I get pregnant by eating a McDonald's breakfast at 3PM? No, you're sterile now. Sue the bastards.

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True or false? World Trade Center Bldg 7 - which was not hit, but fell anyway - had all the records for the gov to use to prosecute Enron. They've gotta be stored somewhere. Bldg 7 would have been the tallest building in many cities. It wouldn't have been empty. There must have been a lot of material of all kinds stored there.

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What causes folks to badmouth others? Why do they continue to be the worst they can be rather than the best? What do they get out of it? it's competition -- by tearing you down, I am now above you, and it's almost like I lifted myself up also, if you want to make the world a better place, there are two basic approaches: create something good, or destroy something bad -- it's a whole lot easier to destroy things, therefore let's go searching for bad things to destroy

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Can anyone explain why nudity is often considered offensive? I can understand why some people would rather not see others naked, but I've yet to grasp why nudity can be considered "offensive." Insults are offensive. But bodies? I really don't get it. The human body is the Image of God™, so of course it's offensive, especially to Satanists.

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Were words like 'sin' and 'evil' designed to deny our own dark side and transfer our shame to 'others' for our disgust and hatred? What other words would you use, to acknowledge our own dark side?

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Deny responsibility. Transfer it to others. In other words lie. Why? These folks sacrifice their credibility. What do they get in return? Yeah, don't ya hate it when that happens?

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Who coined the phrase"Give me liberty or give me death"? Patrick Henry is famous for saying it, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody else said it earlier.

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How foolish does someone have to be to get mad on the internet? Someone was indeed trying to get a rise out of you, but those words were written 10 years ago, and that someone is long since dead.

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Politics has gotten horribly acrimonious in recent years. What caused it, and what can we do to get back to the idea that there are not Red States and Blue States, there are the United States? the traditional method of doing that is war

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Politics has gotten horribly acrimonious in recent years. What caused it, and what can we do to get back to the idea that there are not Red States and Blue States, there are the United States? Let them all secede, and re-unite with whichever states they wish.

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Politics has gotten horribly acrimonious in recent years. What caused it, and what can we do to get back to the idea that there are not Red States and Blue States, there are the United States? It all began with Chester Arthur.

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If you woke up in the middle of the night and found Barack Obama sitting at your kitchen table, your first reaction is to - wonder if the Secret Service agents are about to shoot me

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Palin says it isn't too late to enter the prez race and that she isn't enthusiastic about any of the candidates. What's her next move? Get a crowd of protesters to chant, "PA-LIN! PA-LIN! PA-LIN!"

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My mom wants to adopt a child from Haiti. How do i tell her its a bad idea without being racist? "They're really not our sort."

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How to balance law and freedom? No victim, no crime. No harm and damage, no crime.

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How to balance law and freedom? Plenty of freedom for me, but enough laws to keep other people from doing things I don't like.

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How many times has the FBI initiated a fake terrorist plot, conned people into going along, then "discovered" it at the last minute? http://www.westernjournalism.com/holder-was-responsible-for-168-deaths-in-the-1995-oklahoma-city-bombingand-more/ As Jesse Trentadue describes it, “PATCON was designed to infiltrate and incite… militia[s] and evangelical Christians to violence so that the Department of Justice could crush them.” (1) Both Waco and Ruby Ridge are now known to have been PATCON inspired, Department of...

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Name a word that starts with T and ends with Y? taffy tally tarry teasingly teddy telly terribly terry (cloth) thingy thy tiny tinny tipsy tizzy topsy-turvy Tory totally truly

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Name a word that ends with the letter "X"? senescenx

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What would the counterpart of Victoria's Secret be named (a shop for men)? Victor(ia)'s Not Secret Anymore

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How big do I have to get before I'm too big to fail? big enough to employ 51% of the voters in 51% of the Congressional districts

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WOuld an All-Powerful God™ allow the pronunciation of His Holy Name™ to be forgotten and lost? No more than He™ would allow any errors to creep into His Holy Bible™.

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Does God love Satan? Since we are to love our enemies, does that mean we should love Satan? I love satin!

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"I am not happy here anymore. In fact, I'm miserable here now." What would make you feel this way? Why? cold and rain

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Do you think that i seriously think that i don't know what you're not doing? No, not THAT seriously.

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Do you think that i seriously think that i don't know what you're not doing? It's not that I don't think you seriously think that you don't know, it's that I don't seriously think you think that you don't know. And you're not doing it either.

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What are your thoughts about quantum entanglement? After the experiment is done, we have some information over here; we have some information over there. But we don't know if the information is the same, until we send a signal from there to here!

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My mum wants to marry Haiti in a male stripper. How can I tell her she is crazy without getting stoned first? is he going to keep doing the same job? will she be jealous?

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My mum wants to marry Haiti in a male stripper. How can I tell her she is crazy without getting stoned first? Tell her to make him get an AIDS test first

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Why are Republicans so lazy, always looking for someone to do their work for them? Why are Democrats so greedy, always looking for "jobs" so they can get money for doing someone else's work for them?

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Does Quantum Entanglement sound like the stuff of weird, magical, quasi-religious, science-fiction fairy tales to you? I am one of the otherwise skeptical people and I have made a fairly decent study of QM. First, what exactly are we talking about? Entanglement is sometimes overstated in accounts for the general public. There is no transmission of information or cause; the measurement here does not "cause" the other thing to "collapse." Collapse is more of an accounting event, not a real event. You cannot...

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My name is Nagarjuna I do yoga poses 90 minutes(34 asanas) every day morning Is it too much exercise? Do you feel pain?

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How do I cross dress without anyone knowing? NO SEWING! That's for sissies!

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School officially bans christmas cookies, cakes, candy bars, and soda at thier holiday parties. Shouldnt the parents decide this? this may save some of the kids from diabetes later in life, not to mention tooth decay

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Can you give me a word that starts with "R"? not really

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Your spouse comes home at 3am, covered in blood. They refuse to tell you what happened and ask you to forget about it, what would you do? ask, "How's the new job? At the slaughterhouse, right?"

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Your spouse comes home at 3am, covered in blood. They refuse to tell you what happened and ask you to forget about it, what would you do? take a shower together

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My mom wants to adopt a child from Haiti. How do i tell her its a bad idea without being racist? Tell her everybody in Haiti has AIDS.

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What's your social security number? Now why would I want one of those?

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List these inventions from highest to lowest on their impact on civilization: Beer, Television, Steel, Aspirin, and the Jet Engine. Beer is cheaper than wine; beer and cigarette taxes mostly financed the FedGov from 1776 until the income tax; alcohol from Rhode Island was used to buy slaves in Africa, but it was rum, not beer Steel gave us swords, railroads and guns Television made us all talk in more or less the same accent, brought the Vietnam War into our living rooms, gave us a common set of distorted images, and...

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I know dead is dead and what does it matter but would you rather be taken out by a terrorist not born in your country than one who was? What if it's a terrorist who claims to have been born in the U.S. but nobody has ever seen his birth certificate?

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Did you feel bad for the "innocent" government contractors that lost their lives with the destruction of the second Death Star? I'm sure they did what contractors do best: they contracted until they were so small the blast didn't affect them.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Ooh, I love red public hair! You didn't shave it all off, did you?

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Is 'different from' different from or different than 'different than'? I'm indifferent.

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Is 'different from' different from or different than 'different than'? There's a difference in 'different from' is and 'different than'. or between

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Is 'different from' different from or different than 'different than'? 'Different from' differs from 'different than'.

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How can I entertain my cat? He seems bored until my son gets home from school. He has toys, but still is bored with me. Suggestions? catnip

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Did you feel bad for the "innocent" government contractors that lost their lives with the destruction of the second Death Star? I feel bad for the innocent huge fish that got eaten by the huger fish in the planet core. Also I feel bad for anybody that has to live with Jar-Jar Binks.

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Terrorists are extremely patient and wait years to strike. Are they clever enough to create a political party that destroys a country? "Communists" have been called that ("a political party that destroys a country") Nazis (thru Brownshirts) Italian Fascists (thru Blackshirts) The Daley/Chicago Machine (thru "community organizers") "The North" in the Civil War I suppose most political parties have been called that!

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A woman at a restaurant grabbed me and pulled me violently by the purse. Is that considered assault? If this caused you to travel three feet (I dunno if that's a dividing line but I've heard it mentioned twice), then it's kidnapping.

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Do you think school teachers should eat popcorn? it's a Native American™ food, and therefore politically correct.

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How many innocent people died when the death star was destroyed? Jesus™ got really upset because we're not supposed to destroy death stars, we're just supposed to forgive and let people kill us.

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How many innocent people died when the death star was destroyed? They were knowingly helping to build a what?

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Did you feel bad for the "innocent" government contractors that lost their lives with the destruction of the second Death Star? What exactly was innocent about them?

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He wrote in black ink/he wrote with blank ink...which is correct? He wrote in a book with a pen using black ink.

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'In god we trust' america? How's that working out for you? Is everything coming up roses? God doesn't give us roses until after we're dead. He likes to make us suffer while we're here. Builds character.

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Is 'different from' different from or different than 'different than'? 'Different from' is different to 'different than'.

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Are you a Master Debater? Yes, on occasion, but first I have to split a lot of hairs and find myself.

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Would you be fit to kill if someone scammed you out of.. $40,000? depends how much I had left

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What would you suppose would happen if everyone become wealthy? People would stop doing unnecessary or destructive things just to have a job.

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If you were the Chinese government, what would you do with a huge crop of 20-year-old males? soldiers

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Im thinking about converting from Christianty to Islam - any advice ? Buy low, sell high.

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What is your price? You know what I mean. One dolla-one-dolla-one-dolla-one-dolla-Two-dolla-two-dolla-two-dolla-Three,three-dolla-three-dolla-Fi-dolla-fi-dolla-fi-dolla-Ten,ten-dolla-ten-dolla-Tweny-dolla-tweny-dolla-Thiry-Fifty-dolla-fifty-dolla-fifty-dolla-going-once-going-twice-Sixty-dolla...

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What is your price? You know what I mean. The rest of your life.

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Who bought the Batmobile? some joker

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'In god we trust' america? How's that working out for you? Is everything coming up roses? Oh, that's old stuff. Nowadays, we're hoping and changing.

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'In god we trust' america? How's that working out for you? Is everything coming up roses? The American "god" is a green piece of paper.

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Name something you always forget? uh ...

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What makes you angry most? Calling the police and trying to make a crime report, only to have the officer "assume" enough facts to make it not be a crime, and refuse to take the report.

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Is the US Declaration of Independence illegal? Any illegality was cured when the King signed the Treaty of Paris.

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If I worship Satan would he give me a double bacon cheeseburger with havarti cheese and those little red peppers? Particularly delicious in hot environments.

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Would you like to go to Wendy's with me? Why, is Peter Pan out of town?

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How to keep me motivated to study physics when i get lower grade ? The system doesn't want you to keep motivated. The number of physics students, and even physics PhDs, far exceeds the number of physics jobs. So the system has a need to screen out and exclude the vast majority of these people, and that is what is happening to you. You've been used up and thrown away. Hope it didn't cost you too much.

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How should streakers be punished? make them run around the track, and maybe climb the rope in the gym

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Why does a Victim have less rights then the Perpetrator....?? I thought the question was "When" and my answer to that would be: When the victim is an illegal alien

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What is a vegetable that would make a disgusting juice? see: Rocket Tonic http://www.embassyofheaven.com/newslett/news9901/news9901.htm 1 bulb garlic (contains many cloves), peeled 1 small yellow or red onion, peeled and cut in 1 inch chunks 1 piece of fresh horseradish (about the same size as the onion) peeled and cut in 1 inch chunks 1 or 2 fresh, small hot red peppers, most of seeds removed and cut in 1 inch pieces...

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Have you ever juiced mustard greens? Yes, they are awfully strong tasting and must be mixed with a good quantity of something else.

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Why is it that people suck so very very much? compared to what?

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If you ever suck up to people, why do you? because they have power and are likely to help me if I do, or hurt me if I don't

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Im thinking about converting from Christianty to Islam - any advice ? When it's time for group prayer, sit near the front of the crowd -- the view's better.

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what countries was nazi germany not able to conquer? Switzerland

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Did Nazi Germany have universal healthcare? http://www.libertyunderfire.org/2011/12/“anyone-who-said-something-against-the-government-was-taken-away”/ Healthcare was socialized as well, free to everyone. “Doctors were salaried by the government. The problem was, since it was free, the people were going to the doctors for everything. When the good doctor arrived at his office at 8 a.m., 40 people were already waiting and, at the...

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Which has the larger per capita prison population: modern America or mid-1900s Russia or WWII-era Nazi Germany? www.free-edgar-steele.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/.../why_12-10-11.pdf If I’m not a political prisoner, judge, then why has America’s prison population tripled in the last generation (20 years), now to stand at 6 times that (per capita) of any other nation in the world, far surpassing Russia in the mid-1900s, WWII Germany and modern-day communist China?

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Am I a bad person because I don't believe in God? You'll be twice as good as everybody else if you believe in two gods.

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Agree or disagree? A nation's economy is only a household economy writ large. A nation is made up of a great many households.

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Will you allow the school van driver to give sweets to your kids, especially for girl kids? sweets cause tooth decay, for girl kids AND boy kids

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I really want to learn to squirt, I know my boyfriend finds it a huge turn on. Can anyone help? http://www.redtube.com/15878

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4 Girls-Wat Actually means cumming in female? in we boys the cum comes out bt how do women cum? I think maybe the female puts out some fluid and then sucks it into the uterus, to wash the sperm along with it

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my boyfriend wants me to squirt for him. How do i squirt?? http://www.redtube.com/15878

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How do I make myself squirt??? http://www.redtube.com/15878

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Just why did you commit the crime? That crosswalk was just sitting there, begging to be crossed.... and that hypnotic light ... flashing, flashing ... DO NOT WALK ... DO NOT WALK ...

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Why don't all people just go back to their countries of origin? Wouldn't that solve a lot of racial problems? But where would Obama go? Kenya? Kansas? Some European country? I'd have to go "back" to nine countries that I know of.

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Do You Think That You Are Better Than Another Person Because Of Your Country Of Oragin,Or Your State In The United States,Or Do You feel That People Are Of Equal Intellect Everywhere,and According To Induviduals?Why Would You Feel Supierior?* Why would intellect be the thing that makes someone superior? Why not, say, honesty and ethical treatment of others?

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Am I a bad person because I don't believe in God? Count these beads and say these words a bunch of times, and then you'll be a good person again.

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my grandpa spanked me for looking at his adult magazines as as teenager at the time did he do the right thing Apparently not.

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The last time you were spanked for punishment, what did you do that got you spanked? I didn't go to bed right away because I was working on some project or other.

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Can you name a singer who was born in the back of a taxi? I'd name him/her Mercedes ... or Ford, or Chrysler, or Buick, or whatever

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Jonathan can type a 20 page document in 40 minutes, Susan can type it in 30 minutes, and Jack can type it in 24 minutes. Working together, how much time will it take them to type the same document? they could all sit in each other's lap

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Dear fat people, why don't you people do drugs? Some of them smoke, is that close enough?

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Were there African Americans in the bible? there were some Egyptians, they're in Africa

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Let's discuss Edgar Poe's "The pit and the pendulum". What do you think was in the bottom of the pit? a TV showing endless reruns of the Smurfs™ lava nuclear waste a Black Hole alligators, piranha many many sharp pointy things a chainsaw collection, all running a couple inches of water

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How did your date go? She drank two glasses of wine and then drove home. I drank zero wine, and took the bus.

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You can touch my ______ if you give me _______. money, your pussy

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Do you think people get mix up actual rape and statutory rape too often? isn't that the whole point of calling it "statutory RAPE" ???

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You can touch my ______ if you give me _______. heart, and I can touch yours, -- a chance

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How do I tell someone off that was my friend, but turned on me? "You've made me feel so bad, I'm going to go home and eat worms."

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True or False: God is able to help you in all problems? He doesn't seem to have healed any amputees.