Answerbag: Marcie's answers

Answer to Do you have to go over the river and through the woods to get to your grandmother's house?

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:36:34 -0800

Do you have to go over the river and through the woods to get to your grandmother's house?

Over the highway and under the sod, more like.

Answer to I'm sunny, let's share, what do you have that we could share?

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:48:45 -0800

I'm sunny, let's share, what do you have that we could share?

SPF50, sunblock. Prevents sunny-burns.

Answer to You discover your loving, long-term partner is actually an insentient robot simulation. Deal-breaker, or relationship challenge?

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:47:12 -0800

You discover your loving, long-term partner is actually an insentient robot simulation. Deal-breaker, or relationship challenge?

Relationship perk! Just think with a few minor program adjustments he would be the PERFECT man!

Answer to For those ABers who use "profane" words: Are they for puncuation, for emphasis or is it a habitual kinda thing? ;-)

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:11:40 -0800

For those ABers who use "profane" words: Are they for puncuation, for emphasis or is it a habitual kinda thing? ;-)

Just for fucking fun.

Answer to What do you do when you are happy?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:42:48 -0800

What do you do when you are happy?

Pretty much the same thing I do when I'm blue...LAUGH

Answer to Do you look your age?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:40:57 -0800

Do you look your age?

Yes, but I never act it :)

Answer to What would you say when you walk in on someone having sex?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:36:45 -0800

What would you say when you walk in on someone having sex?

Ummm...when you are done there there's cold beer in the fridge and the dog biscuits are in the cupboard.

Answer to If you went to a club one night and it was packed with animals from the Safari, would you stay or leave? (Tigers are in the VIP, hippos and pandas are bumping and grinding on the dance floor, a giraffe is the dj, baboons are dancing up on the poles, etc)

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:31:08 -0800

If you went to a club one night and it was packed with animals from the Safari, would you stay or leave? (Tigers are in the VIP, hippos and pandas are bumping and grinding on the dance floor, a giraffe is the dj, baboons are dancing up on the poles, etc)

I was willing to stay right up until you got to the baboons on poles. I'd throw up and waste all that lovely alcohol, for sure. http://eriksez.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/baboon_ass2.jpg

Answer to Why do women often say one thing and mean another? It's confusing for us guys.

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:56:51 -0800

Why do women often say one thing and mean another? It's confusing for us guys.

We don't think you men can handle the truth ;)

Answer to If Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse got into a fight, who would win?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:55:31 -0800

If Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse got into a fight, who would win?

Disney Animation and Warner Brothers... with profits from pay-per-view fight coverage in the millions.

Answer to Have you bought your Christmas tree yet?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:52:32 -0800

Have you bought your Christmas tree yet?

Oh hell no. Rule around here is I don't want to see or think about Christmas until Thanksgiving is over and the dishes are done.

Answer to Man walks up to dead body surrounded by wood shavings.. He finds wood shaving is hin pocket as well?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:50:05 -0800

Man walks up to dead body surrounded by wood shavings.. He finds wood shaving is hin pocket as well?

He then realizes that his wish has come true and he is a REAL boy now. Alas, he is also a murderer! The End.

Answer to I didn't find em yet... did you?

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 21:16:26 -0800

I didn't find em yet... did you?

Oh happy day, I did! :)

Answer to How do you know thine enemy? Do you?

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:35:28 -0800

How do you know thine enemy? Do you?

How do I know them? Let me count the ways. 36 ways to Sunday.

Answer to What the last thing you want to be doing when you hear someone say "oops!"

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:32:34 -0800

What the last thing you want to be doing when you hear someone say "oops!"

Undergoing brain surgery.

Answer to If I shoot a Bigfoot, and cook some Bigfoot meat up, will you try it with me?

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:31:38 -0800

If I shoot a Bigfoot, and cook some Bigfoot meat up, will you try it with me?

Sure, I'll even bring along my special Loch Ness Monster Pie for dessert.

Answer to WWAED? (What would Auntie Em Do?)

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:28:57 -0800

WWAED? (What would Auntie Em Do?)

Put on her apron, let down her hair, and kick that Wicked Witch's ass and scatter her flying monkeys.

Answer to 4 words you never want to hear?

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:25:07 -0800

4 words you never want to hear?

Come identify the body.

Answer to What are you saving for?

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:13:13 -0800

What are you saving for?

A rainy day.

Answer to Animal people are kinder people. agree or disagree?

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:06:09 -0800

Animal people are kinder people. agree or disagree?

Agree, unless they are extremists who will cut your throat to save a lab rat.

Answer to What one type of gun has killed more people than any other?

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:03:04 -0800

What one type of gun has killed more people than any other?

A loaded one.

Answer to I have a duck that thinks it is a turkey, how do i make it be a duck again?

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 14:44:14 -0700

I have a duck that thinks it is a turkey, how do i make it be a duck again?

That's a tough case to Quack. Can you afford a big bill?

Answer to What do you say to taking chances?

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:48:24 -0700

What do you say to taking chances?

Just do it.

Answer to What will the racists think, if Obama is elected and becomes one of the greatest presidents in US history?

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:47:51 -0700

What will the racists think, if Obama is elected and becomes one of the greatest presidents in US history?

Racists are notoriously resistant to change. So I suspect they will say "We should have never taught them how to read"

Answer to If you don't believe in Jesus, do you celebrate Christmas? Why? What do you tell your children about the holiday?

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:46:47 -0700

If you don't believe in Jesus, do you celebrate Christmas? Why? What do you tell your children about the holiday?

I don't believe and yes, I celebrate. Because it is about family to me. I tell my kids "guess what kids, Santa came to the heathens house!!! It's silly to act like the holiday season is only a christian one.

Answer to Do you have divorced parents?

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:43:58 -0700

Do you have divorced parents?

No they aren't.

Answer to What is a group of foxes called

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:43:13 -0700

What is a group of foxes called

Ladies Night

Answer to Do you think you have a good senses of humor?

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:42:32 -0700

Do you think you have a good senses of humor?

I like to think so.

Answer to Mix 2 animals together and give me the name. Ex: Chimpanzaroo (chimp and kangaroo)

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:41:14 -0700

Mix 2 animals together and give me the name. Ex: Chimpanzaroo (chimp and kangaroo)

Zephant. Zebra + elephant

Answer to What type of an animal is a nag?

Sun, 04 May 2008 22:16:05 -0700

What type of an animal is a nag?

The kind they grind up for dog food. Coincidence? I think not.

Answer to Is it bear hunting season? Is Momma Bear caught in a trap? I mean she's just disappeared.

Sat, 03 May 2008 23:39:52 -0700

Is it bear hunting season? Is Momma Bear caught in a trap? I mean she's just disappeared.

If she's been bagged it was out of season and I hope they arrest the trapper.

Answer to How many of your imaginary friends are still playing with you?

Sat, 03 May 2008 23:31:43 -0700

How many of your imaginary friends are still playing with you?

All of them. See?

Answer to How can i get my s/o to understand that i have no "romantic" feelings for my kids' father but that the reason i am so upset over his death is due to the fear i've had of him since we parted ways?(the relationship was extemely abusive)

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:04:52 -0700

How can i get my s/o to understand that i have no "romantic" feelings for my kids' father but that the reason i am so upset over his death is due to the fear i've had of him since we parted ways?(the relationship was extemely abusive)

To me explaining it would be to justify an immature and unjustified reaction on your s/o's part. Of course you are upset. If for no other reason than your children have lost their biological father. A loss that they will feel no matter what the circumstances were. Having to reassure...

Answer to Would you say that some here on AB deliberately ask a question that they disagree with so they can argue the point with you when you agree with it?

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:57:41 -0700

Would you say that some here on AB deliberately ask a question that they disagree with so they can argue the point with you when you agree with it?

If I say yes are we gonna go a few rounds?

Answer to Why won't you conform?

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:56:31 -0700

Why won't you conform?

The *rewards* aren't worth the price you pay.

Answer to Why do women say they found the man of their dreams and then spend the rest of their lives trying to change him?

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:55:10 -0700

Why do women say they found the man of their dreams and then spend the rest of their lives trying to change him?

Cause they have been dreaming of changing a man all their lives.

Answer to Do you truthfulley tell your age when a stranger asks?

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:55:17 -0700

Do you truthfulley tell your age when a stranger asks?

Yes, right after they show me their badge. The only stranger that needs to know that is the po po.

Answer to Think of another ending than the original: When life gives you lemons _________________.

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:21:02 -0700

Think of another ending than the original: When life gives you lemons _________________.

make lemon poundcake

Answer to Do you think you deserve some of the downrates you've received?

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:07:16 -0700

Do you think you deserve some of the downrates you've received?

No doubt

Answer to If someone uses personal information against you on AB, who is at fault? Could the "victim" of these attacks be at fault for giving up such personal information?

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:06:46 -0700

If someone uses personal information against you on AB, who is at fault? Could the "victim" of these attacks be at fault for giving up such personal information?

That sounds a bit like saying the girl in the hot dress was asking to be raped.

Answer to How would you describe a downrate in one word?

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:02:23 -0700

How would you describe a downrate in one word?

Pointless

Answer to What do you consider inconvenient?

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:01:16 -0700

What do you consider inconvenient?

Time "saving" devices like PDA's. A calendar and a pen are much faster and rarely lose your data.

Answer to What is your favorite pig out food!

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:59:58 -0700

What is your favorite pig out food!

Hot French bread...ummmmm, carbies

Answer to Do you think women with equal financial powers, are less corrupt then men?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:56:36 -0800

Do you think women with equal financial powers, are less corrupt then men?

No. I think if you are corrupt, you are corrupt. Regardless of your genitalia.

Answer to I'm back!!! Did you miss me?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:48:08 -0800

I'm back!!! Did you miss me?

I didn't know you were gone. I was gone too and just got back today! Hi welcome back.

Answer to Do you fully trust anyone? Answer honestly.

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:46:40 -0800

Do you fully trust anyone? Answer honestly.

Yes, a few people.

Answer to Do you believe everything everyone says?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:45:27 -0800

Do you believe everything everyone says?

No, but I tend to give everybody the benefit of the doubt. I have no reason to disbelieve until the person gives it to me.

Answer to What do you think would happen if we lived with the dinosaurs?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:43:49 -0800

What do you think would happen if we lived with the dinosaurs?

They would say we taste like chicken.

Answer to Was John MacEnroe the greatest tennis player of all time?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:34:17 -0800

Was John MacEnroe the greatest tennis player of all time?

Hells yes, he could throw a tennis racquet further than any other tennis player to date.

Answer to Is it easier to find faults in people, or find good attributes?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:30:31 -0800

Is it easier to find faults in people, or find good attributes?

Depends on what you're looking for. If you are looking for the good you'll find some. if you are looking for faults you'll find them. Negative outlook = negative vision. Positive = positive.

Answer to How many times a week to you run the dishwasher?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:19:12 -0800

How many times a week to you run the dishwasher?

Never I had mine removed when I remodeled.

Answer to In honor of the return of our friend punny I would like to fire off a 21- pun salute. Do you have a pun or two to share here to welcome her back?

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:48:29 -0800

In honor of the return of our friend punny I would like to fire off a 21- pun salute. Do you have a pun or two to share here to welcome her back?

Punny, I am glad you are back...here is my 21 pun salute! 1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. 3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?...

Answer to Do you believe it is a serious offence when someone threatens you or people you care about on the internet, or would you simply ignore the threat seeing as it's "just the internet", like this is "just a website"?

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:42:44 -0800

Do you believe it is a serious offence when someone threatens you or people you care about on the internet, or would you simply ignore the threat seeing as it's "just the internet", like this is "just a website"?

I do think it is a serious offense. I think that the thinking and laws surrounding this type of thing is going to change radically as more and more cases of "threats" turned real occur. The most recent case involved a grown woman participating in targeting a young girl who the...

Answer to M&M or S&M?

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:23:43 -0800

M&M or S&M?

MMM'S for me ,please. That's where I tie up and talk mean to a M & M before I eat it. You know the old "You are nothing but a candy coated artery blocker". <smack, slap>

Answer to Do you think Hitler's inner child needed a hug?

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:18:15 -0800

Do you think Hitler's inner child needed a hug?

No. He undoubtedly needed a hug when he WAS a child. There comes a time when an adults gross actions cancel out any hug time for the child they once were. Usually this line is crossed, for me, when they harm other people. Then all their claims of a damaging childhood don't mean shit.

Answer to I have a black lab that is 14 years old. Her name is Tasha.This last year her arthritus has gotten worse. Sometimes her back legs will give out. Now she has started to leak urine. I have to put a tarp down with blankets. I can't let her go. How do I?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:28:47 -0800

I have a black lab that is 14 years old. Her name is Tasha.This last year her arthritus has gotten worse. Sometimes her back legs will give out. Now she has started to leak urine. I have to put a tarp down with blankets. I can't let her go. How do I?

If you, who love her, feel that her bad moments out number her good moments then it is up to you to deal with that. If you can honestly say that your decision is about her and what is best for her then you won't make the wrong one. I have approached elderly pets both ways. Some I have...

Answer to When you walk along the street, do men turn their heads to look at you?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:03:25 -0800

When you walk along the street, do men turn their heads to look at you?

Yes, thank goodness! Mama gots bills to pay!

Answer to What offends you the most? Be specific.

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:58:19 -0800

What offends you the most? Be specific.

Someone or some group deciding what is offensive for all of us. Down with the P.C. patrol!

Answer to Wherest be boobettes?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:53:12 -0800

Wherest be boobettes?

They be-est at the meeting of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Answer to My crush reported me for something to my manager that's a pretty serious violation of company policy, and I really could have been fired for it. I know I was wrong for doing it, but is there any chance he likes me despite almost getting me fired?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:15:54 -0800

My crush reported me for something to my manager that's a pretty serious violation of company policy, and I really could have been fired for it. I know I was wrong for doing it, but is there any chance he likes me despite almost getting me fired?

What? Your crush would like you to be working somewhere else and did what he could to bring that about. That should tell you something. Sorry, move on.

Answer to You say i have a yeast infection and need to go to the doctor but i am really scared. i don't no wat to do im scared to tell my mum coz im really embarrased. is there anyway it will go away by its self? if not do u know any names of treatments i could use

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:19:47 -0800

You say i have a yeast infection and need to go to the doctor but i am really scared. i don't no wat to do im scared to tell my mum coz im really embarrased. is there anyway it will go away by its self? if not do u know any names of treatments i could use

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=91393&catid=652&trx=PLST-0-CAT&trxp1=652&trxp2=91393&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-CAT This is what you are looking for in the drugstore.

Answer to My ex-wife has possession of videotapes of my children's late mother. She refuses to turn them over to me unless I pay her $1,000. Do I have any legal recourse to reclaim my property? We have been divorced almost two years.

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:17:35 -0800

My ex-wife has possession of videotapes of my children's late mother. She refuses to turn them over to me unless I pay her $1,000. Do I have any legal recourse to reclaim my property? We have been divorced almost two years.

Write her a personal check. Pick up the tapes. Drive to the bank and place a stop payment on the check. Cheesy yes. Exactly what someone who will hold videos of children's deceased mother hostage deserves? YES! Oh yeah before you make the deal make sure the videos are still intact.

Answer to As a child, what question did you ask your parents that mortified you once you heard the answer?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:08:34 -0800

As a child, what question did you ask your parents that mortified you once you heard the answer?

Are you my real parents?

Answer to Do you know why the word Mississippi has so many s's and p's in it.

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:07:28 -0800

Do you know why the word Mississippi has so many s's and p's in it.

Because that is how you spell Mississippi. Misisipi...spells something else. My-sis-pie

Answer to What do you tell a Mother In law who is always butting into your marriage?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:00:04 -0800

What do you tell a Mother In law who is always butting into your marriage?

Your husband should tell her to shad up or he will be moving back home.

Answer to Why did they place you in the Asylum?

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:58:47 -0800

Why did they place you in the Asylum?

For failure to go along to get along.

Answer to How do you feel about teens being shallow and just plain mean when it comes to unpopular people?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:29:41 -0800

How do you feel about teens being shallow and just plain mean when it comes to unpopular people?

I feel worse about it now that I have seen that they won't necessarily just outgrow that behavior. Some adults put Junior high schoolers to shame!

Answer to When humans stop living, people say they passed away or died. What do you call it when a tree stops living?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:27:43 -0800

When humans stop living, people say they passed away or died. What do you call it when a tree stops living?

G*d dammit who turned off the irrigation system!

Answer to Dont you just hate how answerbag opens a billion windows on your screen?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:18:29 -0800

Dont you just hate how answerbag opens a billion windows on your screen?

Hell I thought it was me doing it! It's Answerbag? Now I'm angry :<

Answer to At times, does it make you happy when people troll you?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:00:54 -0800

At times, does it make you happy when people troll you?

I dig it. For just a second I know I have made someones butt clench and their heart race! For a brief and shining moment I am an aerobic workout! It's great to be alive!

Answer to Is there a way to put the kibosh on this type of mess?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:29:42 -0800

Is there a way to put the kibosh on this type of mess?

First get a very large rug...then a very large broom ...and sweep the whole mess under the rug

Answer to I think that some user on Answerbag is a bit exaggerated, what I mean is the user who ask a question then comment thanks to everyone who answered it. I know it's good and polite but I think it's annoying, what do you think?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:15:11 -0800

I think that some user on Answerbag is a bit exaggerated, what I mean is the user who ask a question then comment thanks to everyone who answered it. I know it's good and polite but I think it's annoying, what do you think?

You are right they are SOOOOOOO exaggerated. Thank you, thank you, thank you for pointing it out! Really, I don't know what we would do without this vital update on how good manners can really piss people off!! Thanks again!

Answer to What are "dangly bits"? Provide illustration.

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:43:44 -0800

What are "dangly bits"? Provide illustration.

See what happened to the last guy who asked about dangly bits?

Answer to Are monsters male or female? Is this dependant on their mortality?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:31:05 -0800

Are monsters male or female? Is this dependant on their mortality?

50/50 and it's dependant on their dangly bits or not.

Answer to Why do you AB?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:06:18 -0800

Why do you AB?

Because it's there.

Answer to Why did Punny leave answerbag? Who misses her?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:01:42 -0800

Why did Punny leave answerbag? Who misses her?

I hate that she has left, I really enjoy her humor. Punny come baaaaaaaccccck!

Answer to Are you a protector?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:56:04 -0800

Are you a protector?

Yes, I am. Whether you want it or not. Get under here where it's safe....NOW!

Answer to Changing baby in restaurant right in/on the booth they are seated at. Cool or not?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:44:00 -0800

Changing baby in restaurant right in/on the booth they are seated at. Cool or not?

Pardon Me, have you any grey pupon? Pretty gross. I have seen worse. Like the adult who sucks snot down their throat. The lovely lady with her food spinning round and round in her wide open mouth till bits fall out.

Answer to Why the call? My step father was a pedophile. I have not seen him in over 30 years & never plan to again. He just called out of the blue & left a message wishing me Happy Holidays. The only time I ever talked to him was when I demanded an apology

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 13:36:17 -0800

Why the call? My step father was a pedophile. I have not seen him in over 30 years & never plan to again. He just called out of the blue & left a message wishing me Happy Holidays. The only time I ever talked to him was when I demanded an apology

Don't spend anymore time thinking about this guy. That he didn't give your the apology you needed when you needed it 30 years ago says all you need to know. Chances are he is seeking absolution in his end of life. If so, he has a hell of a nerve trying to get one more thing from...

Answer to Can there be respect without a certain amount of fear?

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 12:00:16 -0800

Can there be respect without a certain amount of fear?

Absolutely. In fact if a person says they respect you but is fearful of you I would venture a guess that their "respect" is respect of how you could harm *them* not your own value or worth.

Answer to Am I the only one who deeply appreciates a nice, clean room?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:18:51 -0800

Am I the only one who deeply appreciates a nice, clean room?

No, I appreciate a nice clean room. I just don't appreciate the time it takes to make and keep it that way!

Answer to Where are the heights of stupidity?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:16:35 -0800

Where are the heights of stupidity?

Located dangerously close to my last nerve.

Answer to What's the best way to build your body and gain muscle and strength as well as height if possible without any of the bodybuilding equipments such as barbell, dumbbells, cable machine, etc.

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:14:12 -0800

What's the best way to build your body and gain muscle and strength as well as height if possible without any of the bodybuilding equipments such as barbell, dumbbells, cable machine, etc.

There are many sites that will show you body building moves that you can do with zero equipment. You use the body's own weight and resistance as your weights. http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/exercises.htm This is a good site. It allows you to pick the body part you wish to work on....

Answer to How do you respond when someone creepy hits on you?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 22:05:50 -0800

How do you respond when someone creepy hits on you?

The same way as I do when someone non-creepy hits on me. With polite and firm "no thanks".

Answer to Doctors lost an elderly man's false teeth during surgery but found them four days later - stuck down his throat, a report said. However, the commission found that doctors had taken all due care during the surgery. What is your reaction to this?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:59:48 -0800

Doctors lost an elderly man's false teeth during surgery but found them four days later - stuck down his throat, a report said. However, the commission found that doctors had taken all due care during the surgery. What is your reaction to this?

I don't think I would ever want this "all due care" they speak of... it sounds bad. They cleared all the staff or just the surgical staff? I would think the teeth would have gotten pushed down his throat during the intubation phase which would fall on the anesthesiologists...

Answer to Are you ready to die when your time comes?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:53:35 -0800

Are you ready to die when your time comes?

I think I will handle it like I do when it's my turn to order dinner and I don't know what I want. I'll just blurt out something and get on with it.

Answer to DOES A KISS ENTAIL AN INSTANT PARTNER RELATIONSHIP?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:49:07 -0800

DOES A KISS ENTAIL AN INSTANT PARTNER RELATIONSHIP?

That would have to be SOME kiss! No, it doesn't make or mean an instant exclusive (is that what you mean by partner?) relationship.

Answer to How quickly do you take care of "New Friend Requests"?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:35:16 -0800

How quickly do you take care of "New Friend Requests"?

Immediately. I get so excited. I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

Answer to Warning, this is gross: When you are starting to get a cold, and get that clear, watery, runny nose - is there a way to stop it without stuffing cotton in your nostrils? I'm at a trade show, and can't be dripping in front of customers.

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:21:26 -0800

Warning, this is gross: When you are starting to get a cold, and get that clear, watery, runny nose - is there a way to stop it without stuffing cotton in your nostrils? I'm at a trade show, and can't be dripping in front of customers.

Take sudafed + an antihistamine Sudafed (get the kind the criminals want it's active ingredient is more effective) works great to calm the irritated nasal tissue that is secreting the runny stuff. Antihistamine- will reduce the histamines that the body releases which trigger the...

Answer to Should you rate every question you answer?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:50:13 -0800

Should you rate every question you answer?

I do.

Answer to Darwin's theory we evolved from monkeys is flawed, why?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:49:06 -0800

Darwin's theory we evolved from monkeys is flawed, why?

Because he is a monkey's uncle?

Answer to I'm getting DR'd for admitting I've slapped a man because he deserved it. Do you think I'm wrong? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1557926

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:40:41 -0800

I'm getting DR'd for admitting I've slapped a man because he deserved it. Do you think I'm wrong? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1557926

I see that your slap came about in a self-defense situation. If getting away or leaving wasn't an option then I wouldn't say you were wrong to get out of that situation how ever you needed to. You do have to realize that there are going to be plenty of people who are going to see...

Answer to If you went kayaking, and you found a corpse in the water, would you call the authorities? (...this really happened!)

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:30:48 -0800

If you went kayaking, and you found a corpse in the water, would you call the authorities? (...this really happened!)

Oh yes and I would set a few water/land speed records while I was at it.

Answer to What is your pet doing right now?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:27:51 -0800

What is your pet doing right now?

Ummm, licking herself? Did you really want to know this?

Answer to I am beginning to notice that someone will dish out the advice, and then be asking something of that nature later on. OR, remarking something of the opposite that what they initially said. So, do you practice what you preach?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 20:01:25 -0800

I am beginning to notice that someone will dish out the advice, and then be asking something of that nature later on. OR, remarking something of the opposite that what they initially said. So, do you practice what you preach?

There are hypocrites in the bag? Noooooooooooooo! Oh say it ain't so! I share what I practice. Papa don't preach.

Answer to Have you ever bought anything last minute at Walmart/Target and then used it immediately afterwards? (ex. I bought pants for a graduation and put them on right in the store)

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:34:44 -0800

Have you ever bought anything last minute at Walmart/Target and then used it immediately afterwards? (ex. I bought pants for a graduation and put them on right in the store)

Do baked goods count? :)

Answer to How can u tell if someone has aids or HIV

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:32:25 -0800

How can u tell if someone has aids or HIV

You can't. Short of reading their laboratory results. That is the only way to be certain that their symptoms are aids HIV related.

Answer to Do you prefer a massage by a person or a massage by a chair/some other massaging technology?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:30:35 -0800

Do you prefer a massage by a person or a massage by a chair/some other massaging technology?

I prefer a person. I have been goosed by massage chairs in a way that made them damn lucky to be an inanimate object. Even so I kicked it on my way out.

Answer to I am trying to focus more on the spirit of giving for the holidays with my young children (3 & 5yo). Do you have any ideas on charity work that would be both beneficial AND age appropriate for them? Perhaps something we will be able to do as tradition?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:22:24 -0800

I am trying to focus more on the spirit of giving for the holidays with my young children (3 & 5yo). Do you have any ideas on charity work that would be both beneficial AND age appropriate for them? Perhaps something we will be able to do as tradition?

Do they have Christmas Tree Angel programs in your area? Where there are names and wishes of kids in need and you take a tag, fulfill the wish, wrap it and return it to the collection site? Even kids as young as yours can grasp the picking out of a gift, wrapping it and taking it back to put...

Answer to How often do you ask for help?

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:13:04 -0800

How often do you ask for help?

Half as often as I should. I'm hard-headed that way.