Answerbag: Stupid Motheryiffer's answers

Answer to Morality aside, what book would you ban from schools so no one would have to suffer through reading them again?

Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:49:10 -0800

Morality aside, what book would you ban from schools so no one would have to suffer through reading them again?

the bible

Answer to How did you end up getting an account on answerbag?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:11:21 -0800

How did you end up getting an account on answerbag?

by getting suspended on Yahoo, one of my former-Yahoo friends recommended it

Answer to Where to find the girlfriend called barber

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:09:41 -0800

Where to find the girlfriend called barber

that could be anyone...named barber xD

Answer to Do bears attack instantly, when they see a person?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:06:36 -0800

Do bears attack instantly, when they see a person?

nope, they don't attack unless you give them a funny look, have delicious meat or sugar with you, or if it's your time of the month

Answer to When it comes to love, are you still rational or do you become irrational?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:35:35 -0800

When it comes to love, are you still rational or do you become irrational?

i try to be as rational as i can

Answer to Are ankle bracelets ok for men to wear?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:21:37 -0800

Are ankle bracelets ok for men to wear?

it's okay for anyone to wear whatever they want, it just shows you're open about yourself.

Answer to Do you want to live as normal people?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:19:33 -0800

Do you want to live as normal people?

you mean do nothing interesting all my life? Hell no.

Answer to Do you want to travel the whole world?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:18:30 -0800

Do you want to travel the whole world?

if i really plan on making a difference wouldn't i have to?

Answer to Are you an idealist or a realist?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:17:45 -0800

Are you an idealist or a realist?

idealist

Answer to Question for vegetarians: how does it make you feel knowing im eating a 22 ounce steak for breakfast/lunch?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:10:44 -0800

Question for vegetarians: how does it make you feel knowing im eating a 22 ounce steak for breakfast/lunch?

i feel okay about that, i love wolves and they eat like that almost all the time.

Answer to What do you think of wearing rental bowling shoes sockless?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:06:25 -0800

What do you think of wearing rental bowling shoes sockless?

lol it's not a wise thing to do

Answer to Are you going to fight for love?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:05:41 -0800

Are you going to fight for love?

no, but i'll fight for my right to party!~

Answer to Do you or did you call your Grandpa Papa, Grandpa, or Grandad?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:05:21 -0800

Do you or did you call your Grandpa Papa, Grandpa, or Grandad?

grandpa

Answer to What is an appropirate curfew for a teenager?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:01:24 -0800

What is an appropirate curfew for a teenager?

4 am

Answer to Is that cool to be a teenager?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:01:04 -0800

Is that cool to be a teenager?

lots of sex ;3

Answer to I got my period 4 days after I had sex. But I still have symptoms of being pregnant. Could I be?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:00:46 -0800

I got my period 4 days after I had sex. But I still have symptoms of being pregnant. Could I be?

yup

Answer to If you had to pick a color to replace the color of plants, what whould it be?

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:00:26 -0800

If you had to pick a color to replace the color of plants, what whould it be?

yellow

Answer to How was your Saturday?

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:10:12 -0800

How was your Saturday?

it sucked

Answer to Aliens are living in my basement. How did they get in there?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:48:31 -0700

Aliens are living in my basement. How did they get in there?

the assblasters came from Uranus

Answer to My fiance thinks I'm crazy -- does anybody else wash plastic (disposable) silverware in the dishwasher?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:46:37 -0700

My fiance thinks I'm crazy -- does anybody else wash plastic (disposable) silverware in the dishwasher?

yes, it shouldn't go to waste

Answer to If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:46:02 -0700

If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say?

i need to mass debate at least twice daily

Answer to Why did god make marijuana?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:45:03 -0700

Why did god make marijuana?

jesus did...

Answer to What did you think when you first discovered Danny Glover was Answerbagging?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:44:27 -0700

What did you think when you first discovered Danny Glover was Answerbagging?

couldn't they find better actors?

Answer to What if the guy has already said they love you but you dont know how to say it back.?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:43:40 -0700

What if the guy has already said they love you but you dont know how to say it back.?

offer to give him a bj

Answer to Is anyone aware that Cannibal's soup has recently introduced the hand sandwich to their list of products?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:41:28 -0700

Is anyone aware that Cannibal's soup has recently introduced the hand sandwich to their list of products?

yummy

Answer to What's the meaning of Wife? Why do you NEED to get married anyway?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:29:29 -0700

What's the meaning of Wife? Why do you NEED to get married anyway?

marriage is pointless

Answer to If you won the lottery what would your first purchase be?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:26:26 -0700

If you won the lottery what would your first purchase be?

dog food

Answer to To LGBT folks, do you still face prejudice day to day? If so, what do you do about it if anything?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:25:57 -0700

To LGBT folks, do you still face prejudice day to day? If so, what do you do about it if anything?

i just suck it up

Answer to What is wrong with legalizing gay marriage?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:38:35 -0700

What is wrong with legalizing gay marriage?

absolutely nothing

Answer to Which do you prefer to hug, a camel with one hump or two humps?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:37:44 -0700

Which do you prefer to hug, a camel with one hump or two humps?

two humps, it's just so much sexier

Answer to What does ATWA (system of a down song) stand for?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:36:57 -0700

What does ATWA (system of a down song) stand for?

Air, Trees, Water, Animals

Answer to Are u for or against hunting?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:36:33 -0700

Are u for or against hunting?

against when humans do it

Answer to Can you sleep with your eyes open?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:35:50 -0700

Can you sleep with your eyes open?

no

Answer to Are bitch, slut, whore, harlot, prostitute and hooker one and the same?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:35:30 -0700

Are bitch, slut, whore, harlot, prostitute and hooker one and the same?

bitch is just a dog, example: "Spread your legs. It's puppy time, bitch"

Answer to Has Rosie O'Donnell ever worn a two-piece bikini?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:34:46 -0700

Has Rosie O'Donnell ever worn a two-piece bikini?

i hope not

Answer to Is there a cure for Trichtillomania?(hair pulling disorder)

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:34:22 -0700

Is there a cure for Trichtillomania?(hair pulling disorder)

amputation should work

Answer to How often do you change your curtains at home?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:33:54 -0700

How often do you change your curtains at home?

never

Answer to I found a white roach next to my microwave why was it that color?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:33:36 -0700

I found a white roach next to my microwave why was it that color?

it's an albino

Answer to Have you ever been groped by someone? Did you know who did it and what were the circumstances surrounding it? Has it happened more than once to you? It has happened a lot to me and I wondered if it happened to all girls, or it it happens to guys too?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:31:49 -0700

Have you ever been groped by someone? Did you know who did it and what were the circumstances surrounding it? Has it happened more than once to you? It has happened a lot to me and I wondered if it happened to all girls, or it it happens to guys too?

several times when i was in football

Answer to Describe your outlook on life in one word.

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:31:13 -0700

Describe your outlook on life in one word.

downhill

Answer to What word(s) do you use that sound close to curse words but aren't?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:30:47 -0700

What word(s) do you use that sound close to curse words but aren't?

friik, biznatch, she-ite, bee-yotch, shih tzu, shitake mushrooms

Answer to My friend and my boyfriend are fighting because she broke up with his best friend. I don't want to take sides. What should I do?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:29:16 -0700

My friend and my boyfriend are fighting because she broke up with his best friend. I don't want to take sides. What should I do?

stay out of it, you are in too much of an unheard position to be making any comments that will stop them from fighting.

Answer to Do you look/watch porn? When did you start?

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:28:16 -0700

Do you look/watch porn? When did you start?

i don't remember when i started, but i love it.