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What would make today a GOOD FRIDAY for you?
In my humble opinion, any day I wake up and find that I'm not taking a dirt nap is a good day.
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How did the meeting go with your Wife's father before you got married?
Not bad at all. We were both former Navy guys so we had something in common. Actually, he & I always got along fairly well.
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Do you have a Twitter, Myspace AND a Facebook account? If you do do you mostly have the same friends on all three accounts?
I do. I hardly use any of them though. I have probably 40% same friends on my myspace & facebook. Twitter I use for work so that's a different situation.
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How many children do your siblings have?
I have an older sister with one child. I have a younger sister with 4 children.
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If you were given a Lamborghini which color would you choose?
Red
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Would you get the White or Black iPhone?
I guess the black. I might loose the white in the snow or something.
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What do you like to eat eat eat more of? Apples or Bananas?
Apples.
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How long do you expect me to wait for you?!
As long as it takes.
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Kids nowadays push bounderies in getting own way we never did why is that . is it tv, films,
Who never did? I did, my dad did, his dad did, and so on. Pushing boundaries isn't new and it doesn't have anything to do with tv or films, it's basic human nature on display.
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Have you ever seen a look on someone's face like they smell something bad?
Yes, whenever someone smells something bad.
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Why do you only use red nail varnish to paint your toe nails?
Because anything else would look silly on a snowman.
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What color are your feet?
Sort of snow man colored.
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Isn't that just the cat's meow?
Yea, it's really top drawer all right.
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Yes or no? maybe? kinda?
Absolutely Yes! Um ... well, I think yes ... err, that is, maybe no ... um, yes I think no. No, I don't mean yes, I mean no ... not no, no but yes, no ... ok wait, let me think ... I've decided that I mean yes after all, I mean, yes, yes, not no, yes, or the yes, no that I thought it was before becau .......... what? I'm thinking! Give me some room to think ok??? Um ... I...
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Why does it matter what level you are?
It doesn't at all.
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My love for _____________ will never die?
Pizza!
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How do you say "Perfect Dark Warrior Fallen from Heaven, is one of a kind in Olympia " in Greek
Perfect Dark Warrior Νεκρά από τον Ουρανό, είναι ένα από ένα είδος στην Ολυμπία
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Have you ever bought a record that you later regretted?
Yes, many, many years ago, when I still used to buy records.
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Don't you think that it'd be a good trick to play on people at work to stand just inside a door with your head near it, so that when they open it it whacks you hard on the head and you yell "AAAUUGGHHHH!!!!" and they feel all guilty? Hee hee!
I think you may have done that a few times too many.
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If a CEO can only make 500,000 a year should we start capping star players of Professional sports salaries?
No, no, sports players and celebs are exempt from that kind of thinking.
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Why do so many women enjoy swimming in pantyhose?
They do? I've never seen that before.
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Obama wants to impose a $500,000 pay cap on executives whose firms receive government financial rescue funds. What are your thoughts?
I think private companies should never receive taxpayer funds. It's unconstitutional, ineffective, and it leaves the door open for all sorts of gov't meddling in private affiars. Well, sort of like having the gov't tell a private firm what they can pay their exec's.
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You get to choose a superpower out of these three: Invisibility, able to fly or speak and understand all human languages. Which would you choose.
I guess of the three I would choose invisibility. Although, I think the novelty of that would wear then after a few days.
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What's the best chuck norris joke?
ALL Chuck Norris jokes are the best. :o)
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Why not?
I'm the daddy, that's why.
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Uncircumcised males know they have to keep it clean so they make sure it's clean all the time but since circumcised males believe their easier to clean won't that make them not clean as much resulting in them being dirtier than the uncircumcised men?
Um ... dude, just wash it.
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Is the phrase: "No worries" really an uniquely Australian saying? Do any of you non-Australians say or hear it on a regular basis (from non-Aussies)?
Lots of us say it in Oklahoma.
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What colour is your bathroom suite?
There's an awful lot of white in my bathroom
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WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU DONT NOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE
Um ... I don't know.
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Do you ever use the social/expert/local/shopping Q&A or do you stick with the homepage?
No, I never have
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Whenever you pray for something, have you ever gotten a gentle layer of chills or goosebumps? Someone told me once that this is the angels (or God) affirming that what you're praying for is right, or is good, or will be given, etc. What do you think?
It sounds like a nice thought.
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Why don't embalmers allow people to see the embalming procedure in progress?
It's probably kind of icky to watch.
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Are you gonna eat that cookie?
Well heck ya I'm gunna eat that cookie! I'll eat yours too if you leave it there too long. :o)
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Do you want to date?
No. Sorry.
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Which is the most read book in the in the world?
Probably The Bible.
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My wife has admitted to having feelings for another guy, and has kissed him multiple times. I do not want to destroy a 9 years marriage (4 kids), but I am having a hard time with these feelings. What is the next step?
Divorce. If she's cheating openly it means she's given up on your marriage.
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I (bisexual) in a lesbian relationship. We love each other a lot but can't come out & continue this. Hence we have decided to breakup and get 'married' but want to keep in touch for life. I can't bear to see her wid a man..how c
Somehow, the 'get married' part sounds like a really bad idea. (assuming you mean married to other people of the opposite sex) Why can't you come out & continue your relationship? The alternative, getting married to other people, means a lifetime of cheating and lies. It seems like the truth is a better way to go. I know, easy for me to say. Anyway, that's this...
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Why boys & girls only want sex?
They don't only want that, it just seems that way at times.
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Which would you rather have done? Shaved bald or a tattoo on one cheek?
I've been shaved. The hair grows back, so I'll take the shaved option please. (Snowman visualizes himself without fur and shudders)
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Is there a definitive cure for hic-ups?
Death. It fixes it 100% of the time.
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It makes me feel guilty, but I really enjoy ______?
OMG! I really enjoy _____ too!!!
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A complete stranger just used the word "y'all" in a sentence while speaking with you. What is going through your mind right now? Have you judged him to be less intelligent than you?
No, not at all.
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Who is your first love?
In first or second grade. I don't get it ... She never calls, she never writes, it's been 37 years ... Think I should move on?
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Do you think multiple choice tests are good for math? Why are or why not?
My answer is ... 'C'.
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I turn 16 tommorrow, and I can get my lisence as of the 13th, But is it true my mom would have to pay outragous insurance costs for me to get it? or is there a way to not pay so much?
It is most likely true. I paid outragious insurance premiums when I was your age. For no particular reason, other than my age.
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Married men. Are any of you loyal and faithfull to your wives? My friend said no men are faithfull and loyal.
Snowman raises his hand.
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Have you ever been to jail and why?
No.
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Can this be done to a ring?
Can what be done to a ring?
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Who is your favorite famous atheist?
I don't believe in Atheists.
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Was the fruit eaten in the garden of Eden rotten to the core?
I would tend to think no.
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When it snows in your state, how much snow do you get when they decide to close the schools? Or will they close if they just think it's going to snow?
In my state they'll close the schools if it even THINKS about snowing.
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ANNOYING BROTHER ALERT! WHat should I do to him? :D
You should be nice to him. That'll confuse the dayights outta him. LOL!
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What do you say to this? Good Night Friends!!!!
I say, it's 7:39 am and you're just now getting to bed???
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Can a woman use the word "bast*rd" against someone she really loves?
Of course she can.
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Why can we not use a transformer on a DC circuit?
Transformers work when the magnetic fields expand and collapse within them, which happens when the current flow across the primary windings reverses polarity. In a DC circuit the current never changes direction, so the magnetic field never collapses, which means those ol' lines o' flux never cut across the windings to induce a current flow in the secondary windings.
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Whats the most enduring thing you have done?
Hmm ... most enduring ... I guess have children, since they'll likely last longer than anything else I've done.
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In general, do your friends and family treat you with as much respect as what you feel you deserve?
Sometimes, sometimes not. I really don't let it effect me either way.
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I am embarrassed to even talk to my bf..we had a date at 10am i got ready and called him he said i prefer to sleep and i'll let you know if we could meet for lunch..i screamed and cryed out loud he hung up on me!! he never treats me right so i lost it !!
Sara, it sounds like it's time for a new boyfriend.
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If I told you I was 47 and never learned how to drive, what would you say?
I would say I hope you live in a place with public transportation.
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What are your favorite types of catalogs to browse through?
Anything with guitars in it.
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What do you think the president will do next?
Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend, Tax, Spend ...
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Do you find it refreshing that, after 8 years of subborn arrogance, that Barack Obama admitted he made a mistake?
No I don't. Then again, I really don't pay any attention to that guy.
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Do Bad things only happen to Bad people...?
Nope, they happen to good people, bad people, whatever people.
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What is the population of South Lake Tahoe, California?
As many as two ... Or more!
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How far from your Home do you Park your Car...?
Um ... well, I guess you could say I park in my house, since my garage is attached to the rest of my house.
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Guys, do you find facial piercings attractive on a girl? If so, which do you find more attractive, one on the lip that looks like a cold sore, or one on the nostril that looks like a booger?
I'm an old guy. I prefer no piercings.
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How do you feel about the religious education classes you recieved at school?
Um ... I didn't receive religious education class in school.
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What is the square root of 1936?
It's 44. You know, Windows has a calculator ... It's not hard to use or anything.
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A woman is alone in her house with a murderer. She breaks all the light bulbs, why?
Because she really, REALLY hates light bulbs!!!
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If someone new moves in next door, do you go over and introduce yourself to them? Or do you keep to yourself and go on with daily life?
I've done both in the past. Last time I got a new neighbor I went and introduced myself though.
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I need a job what should I do
Apply with the manager
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Do you hope Socialisim fails in America, since it is not what made the U.S.A. great? Is their anybody out there besides Rush Limbaugh and I, who hope Obama's socialist policies fail?
I don't have to hope. Socialism always fails. It has failed every time it's ever been tried. It has failed every place it's ever been tried. It will fail under the Obama administration as well. Unfortunately, it will be my children and grandchildren who will have to pay the price for that failure.
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Hypothetical: what if I don't file my taxes this year?
I didn't file a return for the last year I was in the Navy. There were a variety of reasons, the biggest one being that I didn't understand how to calculate what percentage of my income should be tax free (I was in a combat zone part of the year, so that income was not taxed). I got a call from an IRS agent a couple of years later. He read me the riot act for not filing a return,...
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How long does it take to die?
It's taken me 44 years so far.
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Is igneous rocks attracted to magnets
They've decided to just be friends for now.
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Do you like your partner to be smarter then you?
Yes. Luckily, for me, she is. :o)
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Is Jesus the only begotten son of God?
Yes
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Highschool girl bullies, how should they be handled? Mom talked to bullies' parents and they refuse to believe their angels act like that. Any advice?
A hard right to the jaw might work.
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Does anyone remember 8" floppy discs?
I do. Awww crap I feel old now.
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What do you think of the study that says that: 460,000 troops will be needed to stabilize North Korea if it collapses after Kim Jong-Il's death?
Not heaving heard anything of it before, and not knowing anything about who performed the study, what methods they used, etc., I suppose I think nothing of it.
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How many lumps do you like with your coffee?
Ohhh ... 3 or 4 .... (rabbit pulls a big mallet from behind his back and hits snowman over the head four times, then runs away)
Yes, I watched too many cartoons as a kid.
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As you are DRIVING away from your house you take the first left and continue for 4 blocks then you turn right and travel for 1 mile.....approx. where are you at in your town?
I'm either in jail, or in the hospital, or in the morgue, since I'm pretty sure I've driven through a few houses along the way.
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What do you think that my innocent mind is thinking right now?
I'm right there with ya ..... Asian monkey belly dancers! Ahhhh yeaaaa! :o)
oooh ... wait, what? Um ... never mind.
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Is anyone else sick of the over exposure of President Obama yet? I realize and appreciate the significance of his assent to the Presidency, and I hope that he does a good job, but I think it is all building hopes that no man could ever live up to.
I was a long time ago.
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Why do the christians on this site try to persecute the atheists?
We do? Wow, I must be WAY behind on my quota!
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If Obama had been Republican, would you have still voted for him?
I didn't vote for him
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What is the weirdest thing you've ever done for love? Sexual or not.
I got married and had children
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How much should we eat at an "all you can eat" restaurant?
As much as we want to I suppose.
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Explain Global warming as a math Equation? Can you come up with a quantitative theory and an accurate formula say like E=MC^2? Other wise it's just junk science since it can not fulfill the double blind study requirements.
Yes I can. Let X = a whole bunch of money to be made by pseudo scientists hawking silly global warming theories, Let Y = a gullible public, willing to be led around by their collective noses. Let's solve for Z, global warming:
X + Y = Z. See? It's all so simple! Now, have you gone out and purchased your Prius yet? OMG!!! IS that PLASTIC in your garbage can!!! BLASPHEMY!!!
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Could you be a close friend with a girl if not attracted to her?
Of course
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Are there any decent governors out there? What do you think of yours?
What do I think of my state's governor? Um ... crap on toast, is that descriptive enough?
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Why do you feel that anything is a perversion it it concentual? truly concentual!
I don't think that anything is a perversion.
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Name something you associate with McDonalds?
Heart Attack
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Men or women, would you marry a virgin if you were remarrying?
If I was in love with her, sure.
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When I say "sex" what's the first thing that pops to mind?
Babies.
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For men, when you are in love, do u think sexually about other girls?
Of course.
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What do you think of when you hear the word "peace"?
Apple Pie
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What is your answerbag rank?
At the moment, Sage
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What is something teenagers do on Saturday night?
Have sex
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Bootcamp. Is it complete torture? Someone who has had experience please give me advice. And also will it keep your mind maintained for missing loved ones back home.
Bootcamp is not complete torture. It is a huge mental game, so keeps your wits about you. They keep you pretty busy in bootcamp, so not alot of time to get homesick, but I managed to somehow when I went through it. It's ok though, the time passes quickly.
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How do you get in those hard to reach places?
By reaching hard.
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Why is the sky blue?
Um ... the sunlight bounces off the oxygen molecules in our atmosphere and result in more violet/blue light making it to the ground. We perceive the resulting light to be blue because our eyes are more sensitive to blue and to violet. Anyway, that answer sounds good, so I'm sticking with it.
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Why can't I just walk away?
Because you are chained to the floor?
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Why is it OK to slam Bush but not Obama? Why is that?
Liberal double standard time.
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Why do men and women think SO differently?
Biology
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What is the dumbest thing you said at a job interview?
I'll take the job - turned out to be a BIG mistake.
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Why do atheists get so mad and offensive when a true Christian, not a hypocrit that's going to get mad and rude with them, questions their beliefs and tries to lead them in the right direction?
I don't know. Fear I guess? Good question. ++
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A real estate agent said that whatever your home was worth 20 years ago, divide that figure in half then subtract 10% form that figure and you probably get near to what the home would actually sell for now. Is this realistic?
Sounds to me like you either need a better real estate agent or you live in an area of the country hit HARD by slumping real-estate prices. In my area, my $140,000 home bought 6 years ago would likely sell for around $165,000 if I sold it today - based on what comparable house in my area currently selling at.
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Do You think church is neccesery for entry into heaven?
No, it isn't
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Is Answerbag a weapon of mass distraction?
Uh huh
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Is it time for both Democrats and Republicans to delete ALL the pork from the stimulus package until we pay our bills?
Sounds good to me.
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Why do atheist's get married when the definition of marriage is the sacrament or liturgical rite in Christianity?
I have no idea. Good question. ++
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Why would a grown man constanly refer to himself in the 3rd person? "In Steve world" or "thats not how Steve rolls" or "Steve is wonderful" He is in his 40's!
Um ... I thought that was only done in Seinfield episodes ... hmmm, well, snowman would never do that himself, snowman just doesn't roll that way, lol!
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Does it bother you when your phone rings and you pick it up and say "hello", and the one calling asks "Who is this?"
Yea kinda ... I mean, yea, it does ... I mean, heck yah it does ... I mean, I'm fed up with that! Who do they think they are??? I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!
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What's the longest song title in your libary?
Inagaddadavida 17:04
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What should you do if you havent filed in ten years
File. Now!
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Can you answer this question with a question?
I don't know, can I?
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What is a trick question? Is this one?
A trick ques.... hey, wait a minute ... (snowman looks at you with squintee eyes) ... ahhhh, you almost got me there! (snowman laughs nervously and glances around to see if anyone is watching)
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I have burned my hand with boiling water. What should I do now?
Stick a fork in it to see if it's done. Um, err, wait, what was the question again?
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Where does Barrack Obama stand on the issue of Isreal?
Barak Obama stands for change. He is completely in favor of change on this issue.
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Why do women spend so much money on expensive purses and shoes that costs hundreds and thousands of bux?
Probably the same reason men spend so much money on expensive cars, suites, etc ... in the end, we all want to get noticed by the opposite sex.
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If AnswerBag died, what would you say at its funeral?
Wow, what an incredible waste of time that was.
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How do I get the guy sitting opposite me in the uni library to stop looking at me?
Throw up on him
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Seriously, what should the US do with Israel as far as diplomatic ties are concerned?
Strengthen them.
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When someone says to you "give me a break"..."cut me some slack".."why don't you give me the benefit of the doubt?"...do you?
Nope! (flashes you a big snowman toothy grin)
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Why does John Malkovich have a funny accent?
Good question. I wonder where he's from originally?
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My husband found his lover from the past on facebook and now he's been calling/texting her for weeks behind my back. I told him to stop. He says he'll stop when he's ready. Am I being unreasonable? What should I do when he's flat out ignoring my requst?
Time to stick your foot up his backside and deposit him on the curb.
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How can I get a 6000 dollar loan without a job and no bank account
My cousin guido knows a guy, who knows a guy, who might be able to help you. 'Course, it'll cost you, if you know what I mean...
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Is homelessness getting worse in your country?
Homelessness certainly exists in my area as well. What do I do about it? I tithe to my church and volunteer within the community.
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What was the first war in recorded history?
Thag the elder got into a tiff with Ooog the smelly over whose side of the cave was whose. That sparked a bloody conflict that took years to resolve. What a mess!
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How many (if any) times have you thought about throwing in the AB towel?
I have. I've actually done it a couple of times. I come back when I get bored though.
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Still not receiving answers to my questions. anyone else?
Um ... ask better questions?
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Still not receiving answers to my questions. anyone else?
Um ... ask better questions?
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Is smoking pot considered to be a sin in God's eyes? Yes or no, I know it's illegal, that's not the answer I'm looking for. Also, don't answer if you don't know. I just want a yes or no answer from someone who knows the bib
Hmm ... well I'm far from a bible expert, but I do recall that Isaiah 64:6 says:
But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
So, if our BEST is like 'filthy rags' to God, then I'm sure something like smoking pot would probably be worse.
Also,...
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Do you usually check unanswered questions or recent activity?
I don't
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How do YOU PERSONALLY define hate?
Barak Obama
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Who was the first white rapper?
Thog was the first white rapper. Of course, his rhymes were rather fundamental, and consisted mostly of grunts and clicks, but he is still recognized for his early contribution to the art form.
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Are you wearing blue right this second?
Yep. Wait, how did you know that?? (Snowman gives you the hairy eye)
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What is something found on maps? (example:boundries of states)
Coffee stains
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Something that you can only do naked?
Be born
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I have a 52" rear projection pioneer high definition, 2000 model, how much is it worth?
it depends on who you ask. For instance, I'll give you $.50 it, as long as you pay the shipping costs to send it to me.
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If your s/o said that they wanted to take you out for a night on the town where you want to go?
To my favorite comfy chair for a nice nap.
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What kind of day are you having? good, bad, happy or sad?
Meh, a rather boring day.
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Is there a such thing as a gay Christian?
Of course.
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What are some names that don't get used much anymore (ex - Esmarelda)?
Rufus
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What is a good fighting game that does not require a download?
Here's a fun one: walk outside and find the biggest guy you can, then punch him in the nose ... no, trust me, it will turn into an AWESOME fighting game. Hehe, keep your hands up and stay on the balls of your feet! :o)
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What country are you from & what is unique about it?
United State of America. It's unique becase we elect morons to office, wait around for 4 or 8 years for them to stop being morons, then we get fed up and elect another moron to take the last guys place.
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What was the first weapon to break the sound barrier?
I'm not sure, but it MUST have had something to do with Chuck Norris. :o)
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Why don't you get a job?
It will have to wait until I get off work.
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Someone is writting letters and making phone calls pretending to be me
Collect your evidence and present it to the police.
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Why do you think you know it all?
I do know it all, I just can't remember it all at the same time.
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Is waterboarding torture?
It would be for me, I hate sports. (joking, relax)
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A number subtracted from 13 is the quotient of -27 and -3. Find the number.
Ok, hang on, I have to go look under the couch, that's where I usually find things.
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Why is the letter x used so often in algebra?
It's blatant xism I tell ya!
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What should you do when your computer crashes?
Smash it.
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Whats the difference between waterboarding and snowboarding?
Temperature
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Why are you so ignorant?
I have no idea.
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Have you ever been politically corrected?
Hmmm..... I don't think so. Wanna try?
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Would you do it if for a nominal cost you could order clouds and/or the sky in colors?
Sure, why not?
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Who here remembers the WACO tragedy or the Ruby ridge massacre? Do you think the people involved were out of hand or was the ATF (bureau of alcohol tobacco and firearms)?
I remember. Too bad that wasn't handled with a tiny smidgeon of sanity. Too bad the ATF wasn't held accountable for the massacre
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How are you and your s/o doing?
Plodding right along.
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I called and txt msg's my ex bf after our break up but he didnt reply back. Its worthy mentioning that I was the one who loved him.
So ... what's your question?
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I'm a bartender and I'd like to know what you are drinking?
Coffee
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Whats the square root of an onion?
I couldn't see, my eyes were watering too much. I think I missed it,
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How careful does a vegetarian have to be about his diet? Why?
Not very careful at all. In fact, go ahead and try the hamburgers .... Mmmmmm .... yuuuumy taaaasty hamburgers ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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How politically correct are you?
Not at all
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Man what the hell is going on with this trolls I just got about 7 negative ratings in 1 minute are these people that pathetic they have to follow you around all day because you don't agree with them?
wow really? That sucks. Here, have some points from me.
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Why can't you freeze-dry your clothes?
Who says I can't?
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What can you find in a freezer?
I'm told there is sometimes ice to be found in a freezer
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Do you think obama is ready to lead America?
No I don't
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George's mother had three children: one named April, one named May, and one named what?
Sylvester ... but we don't like to talk about him.
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I can not login on normal mode
Are you SURE you're normal?
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If there were 8 of us in the group and 24 fish fingers, how many fish fingers would we get each?
I would get 24 because I'm bigger than you are.
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Why does it seem that many people pass off cheating as a "mistake"because they were drunk at the time?
Because they don't want to accept responsibility for thier actions.
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Where were you when the moon landing occured?
I was visiting my grandparents
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Complete this sentence. Could you ___________________, since it's only two o'clock in the morning.
Indeed, I very well could ___________, since it's only two o'clock in the morning.
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Will presidential comedy be considerably less now that Bush is gone?
Nope, there is a whole new idiot in the white house now.
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What makes a Picasso a Picasso?
Um, I'm guessing it has to be signed: Picasso
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Do I ask to many pointless questions?
IDK, do you?
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What`s the gayest name you can think of?
Barak Obama
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How many times have you seen Barack Obama's name misspelled on AB?
Never
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Do you have a good sense of balance?
Only when I'm not falling over.
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Is sherlock holmes still alive?
He sure is! I purchased coffee from him this very morning
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MY FISH IS V POORLY AND IM NOT SURE WHY ITS JUST LIEING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TANK
Flush it, it's dead.
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Does anyone on here have facebook?
Yep :o)
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An object is observed to fall from a bridge, striking the water below 1.2s later. With what velocity did it strike the water?
That depends, how hard was he flapping his arms and crying for Momma on the way down?
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If you got a nickel every time you heard______, what could you buy?
I hear _______ all the time! I could buy a small island in the pacific with tat kind of cash! :o)
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How would you complete this sentence? I am so "over" _________________________.
40 .... LOL!
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I just met a girl at club and got her phone number, how long should i wait before I contact her?
3, 2, 1 ... Now! Dial her now! NOW! Hurry!!!
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Who would like to hear saramonster sing?
How did Sara miss this question?? Hmm ... I think she may be avoiding it altogether.
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How was work today?
Boring, as usual
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Has anyone ever refused to be a guest on Oprah, because she does not pay her guests?
I have.
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Is gymnastics one of the sports you really need strength to do?
You betcha!
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Do you refer to your spouses parents as Mom and Dad?
No I don't.
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Should there be a maximum age-limit for a set bedtime?
I say no.
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Should a 20-year-old have a set bedtime?
Why not, I'm 44 and I go to bed at the same time every night. It works for me.
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Since voting is such a huge responsibility, some would suggest that it's greater then driving, should we raise the standards in order to be able to vote? Example..If you dropout of school you can't vote.
Driving isn't a responsibility it's a privilege. And we would be better off enforcing the standards we already have in place (for voting) rather than inventing new ones that we'll ignore in a few years.
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What actor acts the same in every movie?
All of them
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Kansas state law
What's the question?
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What should be done about Somalian Pirates?
They should be made to walk the plank
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What's the best cure for hiccups?
Death. It fixes it every time.
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Why does it take the AB police so long to realize that a question you gave is a duplicate....because sometimes when you ask a question, they know right away...what's going on...anybody know?
It's a conspiracy man!!! Seriously, who knows.
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Why do some people think just because i am asking for help with a goverment grant that i dont work? rince i work very hard for my family i pay mt taxes just like you!
I have no idea. Hmmmm, perhaps I should get a government grant and study that?
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If you could go back and give your 18 year-old self advice, would you? If so what advice would you give yourself?
Yes I would. I would slap that little %&@!!%@# silly is what I would do.
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Have you ever driven a car so fancy you had to ask for help because it was too complex?
No I haven't.
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What exactly do men like a about boobs or booties? What about them drive them so crazy? Why not like a knee or a nostril? LOL.
I'm sure some guys get off on knees and nostrils.
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How comfortable are you with nudity?
Ok I guess.
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What is the first action President elect Obama should take when he is inaugurated?
Resign ... well, we can always hope.
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Do you know how to play Mancala?
Yes, my son and I play it all the time.
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Do you know how to play Mah Jong?
Yes, it's very fun
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Ginger or Maryann? And what does your answer say about you?
Maryann, and I don't know what it says about me, other than maybe I like sweet girls??
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Is there anything you can do (or any products you can use) as a young person to preemptively decrease the appearance of facial aging?
Not really. Just wash your face often and try not to spend too much time in the sun.
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Is life always beautiful?
It depends on how you look at it.
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Would you marry a clone?
No, but I might let my clone marry one.
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How close are you right now to another human being?
A cubicle away.
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Can aynbdoy raed tihs? Waht deos it say?
It says: you need to learn to type better.
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This guy has asked me to go away for weekend with him.he has a girlfriend and just wants fun,so do i,i dont want anything serious.what would you do in my shoes?
I would invite his girlfriend. Then I would pack a nice comfy chair and lots of buttered popcorn.
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It's a cold winter's evening and I feel like making soup...which kind do you suggest?
Mmmmm souuup! How about a nice chicken with rice and veggies?
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If a guy told you that you have a 'good body',what would you think?
I would think he needs to get new glasses.
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Does anyone else find it a bit macabre that we celebrate Christmas by killing a tree?
Um, nope, not at all.
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Do you have trust issues? How do you deal with them?
Why? Who told you to ask me that? Who are you? Who sent you? Who says I have trust issues???
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How would you let someone know that their deodorant isn't working very well?
Fall to the floor, point at the offending person, vomit, go into convulsions and die. .... ok, so my plan does have one minor problem with it, sheesh, nobody is perfect!
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For Men: Do you shave any parts of your body other than your face? Admit it!
Nope. Shaving my face is bad enough.
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Who is afraid of god?
Me!
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Do you ever miss taking your medication and get these uncontrollable urges to rob a bank, too?
Um .... no I don't.
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Do you plan to leave an Inheritance when you Die?
No I don't.
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How many "closet atheists" do you think there are in the US government?
As many as 2 ... or more!
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If your kids are good as gold when they are little, does this mean they are going to get in trouble when they are older?
No it doesn't
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After dogs and cats, what is the third most popular pet in the US?
T-rex. Although, those big guys do tend to go through owners like crazy ... I wonder why?
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Could you have a relationship with someone who you knew had three others at least, who they slept with on a regular?
No, not I.
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If there were one famous person you could go back in time and prevent from dying who would it be and why?
My Dad. I went back in time to visit him and my time machine landed on him the day before he met my Mom, and I'm worried that I might have created a time parado ... *fffzzzzaaapp!!!*
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What do you think is missing from children's TV?
It needs more cowbell
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Can I wear jeans to someone else's church? Or should I dress up a little more?
That's up to you really. Each church is different but in the end they should be happy to have you worship with them no matter what you are wearing.
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Its snowing here in little old Warren, Ohio. What can I do when I get home to stay warm?? Besides play my PSP?
Set fire to your couch
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Is it actually possible for southern California to break off the rest of the continent and sink into the ocean?
That would be one way to put out all those brush fires.
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Who did we (US) steal louisianna from? Was it France or Canada?
We (US) didn't steal it at all.
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WHAT could you do for me?
I could do so much for you, so many things ... but I probably won't, my lunch hour is almost over.
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If you were Luke Skywalker, would you join the dark side?
Nah, those face tattoos have got to HURT!
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How soon is too soon to move in with someone?
Before you get married is too soon.
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Who is a pain in the butt guys or girls in a relationship?
Yes they are. Next question?
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Why would anybody want to be a model?
Money.
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Regarding "the big bang": I don't believe it but I was thinking: If there is an explosion, things get shattered into pieces. So, in your opinion, why are planets round instead of all jagged?
From rolling around in all that space dust.
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Do religious and political view really matter while dating? Guy that I am seeing asked me what my religious view are.
Yes, but only because they will matter if you get serious, get married and have children. Trust me, having children will make things like religious views matter a great deal.
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Are you going to go home tonight and watch the NEWS as the votes come in?
I didn't even bother. Of course, I didn't like either candidate so it really didn't matter to me anyway. I wish my state would have allowed write-ins on our ballot.
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Obama Won the election!!!!, what are your thoughts on him being the FIRST Black president?
Wait, I thought Bill Clinton was the first black president ... ???
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Obama won. Are you happy!?
Not particularly, no.
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Do u think if obama gets in the us is screwed
In my lifetime we survived Cater, Reagan, Bush Sr, Clinton and Bush Jr. I'm sure we'll survive obama.
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Where is the real painting of Monalisa?
In my garage, hidden behind my old baseball bats and a spare tire. Shhhh, it's our little secret.
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I'm looking to buy my first bass guitar, what brands are best for entry level? Is there anything specific I should be looking for?
A straight neck. No buzzing frets. Plug it into an amp and make sure the electronics work. Make sure it can be tuned. Play around with it and see how it feels - even if you can't actually play yet. As far as brands go, most of them have models ranging from custom/expensive to beginner/cheap. Good luck and have fun!
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Bruce Almighty or Evan Almighty?
Bruce. The other movie was fun, but not quite as fun as the original.
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When was your last massage?
Um ... never
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Would you switch your vote if your role model(s) endorsed the other presidential candidate?
I don't have any role models. Even if I did, it still wouldn't influence my vote.
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If you could hang out with Jesus for half a day what would you want to do?
Empty all the hopsitals and learn all I could from him.
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If you had 15 minutes of private face time with The President, what would you most like to discuss with President Bush?
I can't think of a single thing I'd want to say to him.
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Would you consider this abuse, if some guy you had only been seeing for a week started calling you names like ugly and smelly etc... and then turned around said he was sorry and asked why you were mad at him and what he did wrong?
Yep, he sounds like an abusive idiot.
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Do you honestly feel you have good friends?
1 or 2. I usually have a handfull of casual friends and 1 or 2 that I an really close to.
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How would you feel if McCain lost the race?
I wouldn't feel anything, one way or the other. No matter who wins this election our country is still going to be stuck with another looser for the next 4 years.
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Do you think McCain is parcially being judged by Bushes mistakes?
McCain is being judged, by those on the left and in the mainstream media, by whatever arbitrary standard happens to be handy at the time. It's all partisan politics. I'll be glad when this election is over and our country can get a nice two week break before the 2012 campaigns start.
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Do you use a comb or brush after you shampoo your hair?
I use a comb
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Of all the greatest minds in the USA. Do you feel humilated that a person like Sara Palin was selected as a VP?
Why on Earth would I feel humiliated at a VP choice? Especially in light of the two bozos who were chosen for the top slot?
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I think I have a problem with my wall outlet. My TV gets hot and the adapter to my fish tank get hot also. They are not plugged in the same outlet. What is wrong?
The screw connecting the wire to the outlet is probably loose and arcing. It's pretty common. Fix it one of two ways: (1) call an electrician, or (2) shut off the power at the breaker box, remove the outlet from the box, replace the receptacle with a new one, making sure all the screws are nice and snug, then put the power back on and enjoy. .... Personally, if you aren't confortable...
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IF McCain & Palin win... AND Palin ends up in the Oval Office, will you miss Bush?
Wait a sec.... if... and then... and - oh ok, the office... and .... um.... no, no I wont.
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I know it sounds glib but it's true, i no longer trust anyone, do you?
Join the club.
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Who do you think should be president of the u.s.?
Anyone but the two idiots currently running for office.
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Just where is your sense of humor?
Ohhh! I knew I forgot to pick SOMETHING up from the store on my way home... dang!
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What does it mean if you break a mirror accidently?
It means you have a mess to clean up.
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If you put frosting on top of a muffin does that make it a cupcake?
Why yes, yes I believe it does.
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Have you ever been chatting with someone on AB and then find out they are from the exact same city that you are in?
Nope, never. That would be cool if it happened though.
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Can blindly continued fear-induced regurgitated Life- denying tradition be overcome?
Um..............................................huh?
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My Mom who is a Conservative Republican and My Dad is a Liberal Democrat are going to celebrate their 30th Wedding Anniversary! I am shocked..are you?
No, not really. My parents were kinda the same way. I'm pretty conservative and my best friend is a big-time liberal. We have lively conversations sometimes but we also respect each other, so we are able to remain friends.
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Does anyone else think that Lunch is the best meal of the day?
I think that right before I go to lunch each day - especially if I'm really hungry.
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If you were running for President of The United States..what one thing would you want to change in your 4 year term?
Well, most things I'd like to change are beyond the scope of the presidency, but I could slash the size of the executive branch back to it's constitutional limits. That would be a great change for this country.
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Is getting close to turning 40 a major turning point in life?
Hmmm... good question. Ya know, when I neared 20 I thought for sure it would feel like I had passed a milestone, but it didn't. Same thing with 30... and 40... I wonder if 50 will be any different? I guess at this point I think my age is nothing more than a number.
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Who should the bail out money go to/ The banks that charge high intrest..or the taxpayers so they can pay off mortgages and high intrest credit cards...plus send kids to college?
It should go back to the taxpayers.
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Why do you buy bottled water?
Because it tastes good.
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What are you listing to right now.....for me it is the rain out side my window
The air conditioner vent above my cubicle.
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Are you a supporter of Sarah Palin? Why or why not?
I would vote for her for president. It doesn't matter though, because she isn't running for that office and I'm not voting for McCain.
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I just met a guy 2 months ago who is in the army. We've been dating and now he is telling me that if he goes back overseas, he wants to marry me and take me with him. Is it possible he wants to marry be cuz he would make more $? Is this common w/ army men
He'll make more $ as a married guy but he won't make THAT much more. I would caution you that 2 months isn't much time to decide that you love a guy, want to marry him, and want to follow him overseas. Also, when you marry an Army guy you are also, at least to some extent, marrying the Army too. Think about it before you say yes.
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Where were you on Sept. 11 when the 2001 terrorist attacks were commited?
What, you mean the entire day???
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In the state that you presently reside in, who do you think will win: Obama or McCain?
Oklahoma will probably go for McCain
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Would you consider yourself to be a snob?
No but I'm introverted, and that's sometimes mistaken for snobbery.
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My boyfriend says he loves me but needs space. we go to separate colleges. I still love him but was i just dumped or what?
Yea, sorry, you were.
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Are you that 'guy' who walks around with is blue tooth ear piece in at all times...in the supermarket, in the office...at the gas station?
No, but that guy is soooooo annoying! I work with some people who wear those things and I never know when they are on the phone or when the are talking to me. Grrr! :o(
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If a guy is flirty with you,loads of eye contact,calls you pet names like baby or angel,always laughs while around you,does he like you?
Probably. Either that or he is just playing. You might ask him...
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Is breathing over-rated?
Obsolutely! I gave it up years ago. :o)
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If I cry for 45 minutes because I am devastated is it wrong for a guy to laugh at or to mock me?
Of course it's wrong. Sounds like it's time to find a better guy for yourself young lady. You shouldn't have to put up with that.
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How many men/women over the age of 30 here still play video games on a regular basis? Just curious...
I do. I'm 44
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Are you my master?
No, I set you free a long time ago.
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I have lost my tv remote can you help me find it please?
Did you check under the couch?
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If you had a weekend break booked and found out your mother had been taken into intensive care and didnt have long to live, would you still go on your break?
No, I would go to the hospital
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My ex-live-in BF of 4 years said "he doesn't know what he wants" so he moved out. He kept refusing to give straight answers about our future other than "I don't know." So I ended contact with him. A smart idea or am I an unsupportive witch?
Good move on your part.
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How do you heal a broken heart?
Apply a liberal amount of time.
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My husband uses the pull out method and it has always worked for us , but i just feel different and i am experiencing dizzy spells also my period was irregullar last month it came 2 times and it hasnt come yet this month.am i pregnant?
My standard answer for AB "Am I pregant" questions: If you are female and you have sexual intercourse with a male, then yes, you might be pregnant. If you really want to know whether you are or not then take a test at home or go see your doctor.
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Can you describe your home life in the form of a weather report?
Fair to partly cloudy
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Can you be strictly friends with guys if you are a female. If a guy thinks you are attractive, can you still be strictly friends with him?
It can be done but it requires self control.
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What is your favorite short story?
"Once upon a time they lived happily ever after."
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My dad lost his job because he was looking up porn on a government computer. Right now we have no income and I am so mad at him but my mom won't divorce him even though he has done this before. I have nobody to talk to. What should I do?
It sounds like he screwed up. Have you ever screwed up like that? Well, live long enough and you will.
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What would the worst 'extreme' location to be stranded in? (Think Survivor Man) Do you think you could cut it?
Jersey City, New Jersey.
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What is the one question that you should never ask a woman?
Will you marry me. (lol, just kidding)
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I dont understand this. i have been seeing this guy, we have a great time together. we enjoy each others company. but, all of a sudden, he stopped calling me, and no more text. been 2 days now!whats going on?what should i do?i havent called,sitting back!
Hmmm, what changed? What did you do differently?
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If you had to give up one thing in your life, what would it be? and why?
Work
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My husband told me two days ago he loves me, but is not in love with me anymore. We've been married for 5 years, we dated for 3 years before getting married, we have a 20 month old son. When my son was born, both my husband and I changed our work schedule
Well, since you have a child together then I would say it realy doesn't matter whether he's "in love" with you or not. Tell him to suck it up, think of his child, live up to his responsibility and stop acting like a 2 year old.
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Do you smell good?
Eww! Stop sniffing me! No, stop! I mean it now... no STOP! I'm telling Mom!!!
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It was recommended that people reduce or stop the use of nonstick(teflon) cookware as the coating comes off when you heat the pan and it goes into your food. Do you still use non-stick cookware?
As high as the moon and the stars.... jeesh I'm spending way too much time around my kids. LOL!
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Can a woman be too loud in bed?
If it's too loud you're too old... oh wait, that's music... oh wait, it still applies! :o)
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What did the Police want last time they were at your house?
MY wife saw someone stealing from our neighbor and called them. They just wanted to know what she saw.
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What happens to body fat after cremation,what does the crem do with it.
Oh, I'm sure it's probably considered bio-waste at that point. They probably contract with another company to dispose of it for them.
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If a woman starts her period, then has intercourse, if she were to become pregnant, would her period stop?
No, but the funny thing is her nose turns sideways. Yea, no, seriously.
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What is in the BACK of your closet?
One can never be told about the back of my closet, one must experience the back of my closet directly. Now, um, where are those darned pills again???
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How to prove im no longer a lier
Ahh, just lie about it, they'll never know. (Just kidding, put the hatchet down...) Seriously, just tell the truth and eventually they'll trust you again.
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My ex just texted me after 2 days and going on a date last saturday saying good morning i dont want to reply?
I don't know, do you want to reply?
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What would be a really bad name for a restaurant?
Barfatorium
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What do you do when someone offers you weed?
Decline the offer.
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Have you ever been within 5 feet of a cow?
I'm from Oklahoma, so yea.
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When you go to a seafood restaurant, what do you usually order?
Anything but seafood.
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What's the most discouraging professional sports team to be a fan of?
NHL Hockey
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What is the main cause of homelessness?
I would mental illness.
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So my ex went on a date last saturday and lied to me saying she was with her girl friends i found out and said thanks for lieing you have just lost me forever. i still havent heard from her all day yesterday or today you think she will come back to me?
Um, no I don't. Forever is a very long time.
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When you are watching someone dieing how do you feel? Do you feel helpless?
When I watched my mom die I felt mostly joy at the fact that her very long fight was finally over and she was at peace.
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Is helping people a really important thing to you?
Yes, very much so.
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How many mistakes on average do you think you make in a week?
Oh about 10000000000000.2
give or take...
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How much time have you spent on AB in the last 24 hours?
about an hour or so
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Would you say that you are emotionally guarded?
That depends... why do you ask?
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When you were a kid, did you have elaborate plans to build a treehouse or fort or something in the woods, but somehow it never go
t done?
Oh yea. For me it was the lack of a tree in my yard that did my plans in.
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Yes, but oddly enough, they were in the middle of their forehead. Thankfully, God decide to fix that little design issue. (I'm kidding, relax)
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When do you have enough?
I have more than I ever thought I would have already.
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When you hear the word “bunny” what do you think of?
Bugs bunny.... what's up doc???
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How do you feel about people touching you?
I'm a huge touch-me-not. My wife's family are all huggers and kissers, it drives me nuts. :o(
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At work, you can usually be found ___________.
at my desk working
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Isn't it amazing how people tend to lose the ability to hear or see their own young children in social situations...like fine dining restaurants and other venues where quiet and good behaviour is the expected norm? (this is sarcastic if you missed it:))
Oh yea, like the other day where this mother was focused on her ice cream while her 2 year old was literally hanging upside down off the edge of the table, not a foot away from her. She acted like she didn't see a thing. My kids were so worried about the toddler they couldn't enjoy their own ice cream. Sure enough, the kid did eventually fall, and sure enough, the mom was annoyed when...
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What is the difference between NTFS &FAT?
Just differences in the way the file systems are setup on the drive. FAT is an older standard, sort of a holdover from DOS days. NTFS is a newer standard, used in Windows & Vista.
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Do you have a pot of foreign coins,left over from foreign holidays?
I have a big pot of gold coins that I hide at the end of the rainbow.... oh wait, that's not a snowman is it? Um.... I guess I only have these snowballs... Snowman suddenly turns and launches a snowball at your head before laughing and running away. :o)
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Do you usually shy away from questions about religion or politics or do you jump into the fray head first?
I used to jump into the fray, now I avoid those kinds of questions. I found there really wasn't a debate on those topics anyway, just people looking for a fight.
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You discover that someone who was a "friend" has deleted you. No big deal. Then this person reappears on your doorstep wanting reinstatement. Why do you think that is? I didn't change. So why should I approve now after he/she disapproved me?
I've done that before. I'll be cleaning out my friend list and delete someone I didn't intend to. I don't see that as a big deal personally. I have friends on myspace that I've delete several times over the years. They are used to me doing that by now. Some of them don't even bother to tease me about it any more. :o)
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Are you regular here, or just looking around?
Semi-regular. I take long breaks when it gets boring.
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Do you consider your "Friends" here on AB real friends or just friends here in the AB universe?
AB isn't setup for people to get to know one another. Of the friends I have on AB I can think of 2 that I actually know anything about, and that's because I knew those people from another website. Now, I consider those 2 people to be "internet friends", which to me means that I know enough about them to care about them personally, but not enough that I would recognize them...
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How many pigs can you get into a car?
None! Blah!
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I'm a one-guy gal..Jim's my guy. I'm a one site member..Answerbag is it. I am a one club joiner..yep, Jet Packer. I don't flit around trying to find better..I already have the best. What about you? Are you a Stayer or a Flitter?
I'm a stayer. 17+ years and counting.
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Do you believe you own your children? That while they are under your roof, you are the law and that's it? Or do you believe they are separate beings, deserve respect and consideration, and should have a say in things?
I believe a little of both, but at the end of the day I am the adult, so I make the rules. When my children get bigger I'll gladly turn that responsibility over to them.
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If you had a choice between winning a million dollars and a Nobel prize which would you choose?
Ha! The money, you can keep the prize.
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Do you think people are truthful or not when they say "I don't hate anyone"?
T think they are. Hate is a word that describes a very, very strong emotion. We use that word these days to describe people we only mildly dislike. I don't understand why. There are people that I mildly dislike all around me, but I can't think of anyoe that I actually hate.
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Is it time for some Campaignin'?
Funny video Sara.
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How important is it to you that your s/o best friend likes you?
Not very. Although, as far as I know, her friends all like me just fine.
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What am I most likely to get attacked by in your neighborhood?
Bunny rabbits.... with big sharp pointy teeth!
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Its been 11 years and my boyfriend drinks everynight starts calling me names fights with his kids, his kids call me names i still love him but i finally left because its so depressing i cry alot and hop it gets better but it doesnt how do i finally leave
You said in your question that you finally left, but then you ask how you can leave. Did you leave? If not, then do so as quickly as possible. Every day you spend in that situation is a waste of another day of your life. Go look for a decent guy. It sounds like you deserve a decent guy for a change.
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Do you believe you are responsible for your own thoughts, feelings and actions?
Yes I do
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Is there any difference in weight (however small) between a new, unused computer, and the same computer when it is full of downloaded data?
No there isn't
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Together 14 yrs (married 9). He cheated in the pass & I forgave him. I just found out that he cheated again for 9 mths but it ended in April & I found out in Aug, with someone I know and we even went out with her & her husband. Should I give him a chance?
A chance for what? To do it again?
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Does it annoy you when people older than you refer to you as, "still being a baby."
At my age I would probably suggest that they get their glasses checked.
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Why is so hard to find a good guy?
The reality is you've probably overlooked that guy a dozen times as you searched for someone exciting and mysterious. Guys like the one you describe usually end up as the "friend" in the crowd.
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On your wedding day,you found that your spouse is somewhere else getting married to another person.What will you do?
Annulment
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Turn your keyboard upside-down and shake it. What came out?
My cat. That explains a couple of things.
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Are there strange geometric patterns in your cornfield?
Hey! I knew it was you! Darn kids!!! Wait 'till I tell your folks!!!
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Have you been picking up strange voices on your inter-stellar radio lately?
OMG You too!!!
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If I go away for 2 months and leave a feeder and water in one room in the house accesible to her, will my cat get lonely and go wondering for company? I am worried that when I get back, she wont be there. My daughter will be able to pop
2 months???? Your cat will likely be dead by the time you get back. Find someone to keep the animal, please.
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How often do you refer to yourself using the third person pronoun?
I refer to myself as "snowman" on this site sometimes. Usually when I'm making a corney joke about something. Like this: snowman scratches his head and tries to decide how it would sound if he referred to himself in the second snowman... snowman has a headache now. :o(
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I'm female and live alone. Missionaries often stop by and want to know if they can come in and chat. Why do they keep asking this, when, in this day and age, they will surely be rebuffed for safety reasons?
I would imagine they are going door to door, witnessing for Christ. If you want to speak to them about Jesus then ask which church they are from then go pay them a visit. If you don't want to be witnessed to then just don't answer the door, or politely decline their offer.
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Who remembers when canned beverages had pull tabs?
I do!
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If you wear a mask in public, what is it? Happy when your sad? Indifferent when you actually care?...
Um, professional would be my best description.
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Guys do judge women on their looks or their mind?
I try not to judge anyone for any reason. I do form opinions of people, and those opinions are usually based on that persons actions and whatever I can sense of their heart. I'm married, so looks don't matter to me anymore.
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My man could not give me a reason as to why he cheated. I need to know how to start trusting him again without the feeling of closure.and how do we regain the intimacy that we once had?
I don't understand the whole "closure" thing, so I can't answer that part of your question. I will say that whatever "reason" he gives you for cheating is probably just an excuse. When he feels the urge to cheat on you again he'll dream another "reason" to justify it. My advice would be to move on and find a man who won't cheat, whatever the...
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If a guy playfully teases you,winks at you,calls you sexy or darling,does he like you or just want to get you into bed?
He probably likes you AND wants to get you into bed.
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How are you in person? Are you animated, loud, quiet, smiling, shy, outgoing, assertive, reserved, what? :)
Overall I'm pretty introverted, but I'm also easygoing.
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Do you hate your ex girl/boyfriend? if so, why?
I haven't had an "ex" in over 20 years. I barely remember what she looked like. I certaily don't hate her. Actually, I didn't even hate her back then, we just needed different things.
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I cant stop missing my ex, any help?
It just takes time. It will get better.
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Where is everybody? AB is empty today.
Everyone is at my house. We're having a blast! Wanna join us??
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I declare Thursday....Happy DAY!!!!! What makes you happy today?
That tomorrow is FRIDAY!!!
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How sensitive or ashamed are you to show your childish side to others?
Ha! Not at all! Spend a few minutes with me and see what I mean. :o)
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I will be married again this year. He is a great guy. Problem - my teenage daughter doesn't care for him; thinks we don't need to get married. He likes attention: she is a loner and I am the only one that she really talks to. She avoids him when she can
Well, you could always wait to get married until your daughter is out of the house. If she's a teen then that shouldn't be that long - right?
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Who was the last person to annoy you?
You! Ha, just kidding. The guy that almost creamed me at the stoplight this morning. Grrr!!!
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I know that peguins are birds.But why they don't fly like the other birds?
Because they don't try hard enough. Slackers!
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Why do Liberals admire Saddam he was a terrorist who gased his own people and resumd the Gulf war by firing at US & British planes? So why do they feel it was bad to remove a man who was comminting crimes against Humanity as Hilter did before him?
Dude you're asking me? Um, I don't know, because liberals blame Bush for everything? Because I never heard a liberal argument yet that made any sense whatsoever?
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Where would you never expect to find yourself?
In space.
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What if you found out your grandparents were your real parents?
I'd of said, wow Grandpa, you still had it in you at that age??? Woohoo! Way to go gramps!!! :o)
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Do people ask for pictures of you?
Hahahahaha.... oh sorry, I thought you were serious there for a second... what? You are???? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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If I broke out my Guitar Hero..What song would you want me to play for you?
How about Bach BWV-996 in e-minor... No? Oh, well, then how about Free Bird!!! Woohoo!!
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How would you deal with a sibling who lives in the same place and who is constantly rude to you?
Well, if you are both adults then simply avoid them. I did that for years with my siblings.
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Would suddenly finding out that you were adopted change your relationship with your family?
No biggie.
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Why do women particularly hate to walk into a bathroom to find the toilet seat still up?
Because then they would have to remember to it down before they sit. You know, sort of like they want us guys to remember to move it up after we use it. Make sense? No? Hmmm, not to me either.
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Just how arrogant are you? Do ppl almost have to pay to talk to you?
I don't talk alot but it's because I'm introverted not because I'm arrogant.
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Do you prefer brown or blue eyes?
If you are asking about my eyes then they are sometimes brown and sometimes hazel. If you are asking what kind of eyes I like for a woman that depends on the girl, ya know?
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What should you have done yesterday?
Mowed my lawn.
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When do you feel best? In the morning, afternoon, or evening?
The morning, early, before my kids wake up.
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Red lipstick-sexy or scary?
If it's too thick it reminds me of my Grandmother, which is more scary than sexy.
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What does your wedding ring Symbolize to you?
I was wearing my wedding ring one day in Karate class. I was sparring with someone and got my fingers jammed and two of them broken. The ring finger swelled up before I knew what had happened. My wedding ring was cutting my finger in two - literally. The guy I was sparring with ran out to his truck and got some snips and we got the ring off before the EMS guys showed up. My wedding ring used to...
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If you can knock off some years of your age, how many would that be?
Um, maybe 10 or 20. I still kind of feel like a 20 something inside.
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What is india.
The place all my calls go to when I phone Dell customer support.
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My computer is shutdown when startup.
Then how did you type this question?
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My bf is getting out the navy and possibly getting a job that will move him, I have 3 yrs left on my contract here.... I could possibly get out on a medical condition, should i? or should i just do the long distance thing?
LD relationships suck. Plain and simple. They are even harder in the military. I met my wife at the tail end of my enilistment and I'm so glad it wasn't at the start, otherwise I don't think we would have made it. My advice would be to talk it out with your S/O, decide what is most important to both of you. I guess him not taking that job is out of the question? That seems to be...
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How would you react if you found out your boyfriend/husband was a crossdresser?
I would kiss her softly, wish her a great life, and then sue for custody of the children.
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What would be your plan for survival in the event of a zombie attack?
You sure you want to hear? Ok, well, it involves tripping you and running... sorry.
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Do you like women in black dresses?
That depends on the woman more than the dress.
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What's the most amazing experience you've ever had?
The moment my daughter was born. I was in the delivery room and the nurse put her in my arms and steered me into the corner. I was completely transfixed by my daughters big blue eyes, just completely lost in the moment. I'll never forget that.
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What is the oldest haunting in the world?
Thag was sitting outside his cave one morning when suddeny the rock besides him moved for no apparent reason. Thag was quoted by the local newsrock as saying: "Ugh!".
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Whom do you blame for,lehmann brother,merril lynch,AIG?
I blame Canada. Oh, and also those idiots at lehmann brother, merril lynch, AIG, etc.
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Does your avatar look like you?
I look exactly like my avatar. Well, except that I'm not really a snowman.
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Can you break the habits of a lifetime?
Yes, and it only requires another lifetime to do it.
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Remaing as female or male by mind, action or look etc ... Guys, would you prefer to have a womens sexual organ (V)? ... Girls would you prefer to have a guys (P)? ... Do tell?
I am perfectly happy with my male sexual parts. Besides, if I suddenly had female parts I'd probably never get anything done. It would be like when I was a kid and I discovered that my penis could... um... well, you know. It would be like that all over again. Wow, all those hours wasted in the bathroom. LOL! :o) Nah, I'll just keep my guy parts.
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If you could turn back time would you of had a pet instead of a child?
No, if I could turn back time I would have found my wife earlier and had kids sooner. She and I want more kids now but we're too old. We are considering adoption but we think we might be too old for that as well.
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Biden calls paying higher taxes a patriotic act, do you think the same?
Nope.
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Are hairy armpits on women a turnoff for you?
Yup. :o(
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In all honesty, How many of you have MORE than one Avatar/account/profile on answerbag?
Only one.
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When was the list time you got HIV tested?
Probably about 15 or 16 years ago. The Navy used to test everyone at least once a year back when I was in the service. I don't know if they still do that or not. I wouldn't bother to be tested these days since I am married and all.
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Did you hear about the 14 year old boy whos pet fish "slipped" up his penis and into his bladder? Does something smell fishy to you? http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773
I have absolutely no good response to this. I tried, I really did. That's just wrong!
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Do people in the Midwest and South eat sushi as much as Californians?
All my co-workers love it. I'm too chicken to try it myself. My wife eats it, but she is from New York City, those people will eat anything. (relax, I'm joking, calm down all you AB'ers from NYC... jeesh!)
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As a child have you ever read "The Cricket in Time Square"?
Yes! Over and over in fact. I loved that book. My kids were never interested in it though. :o(
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Men: Do you find the Irish accent attractive? On women like?
Sure, why not?
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Is sleeping naked better for your general health
It's alot more fun, at least if you sleep with someone else.
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Why would Obama make a good president?
I can't think of a single good reason.
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Has anyone on here ever had an answerbag crush? if so, with who?
I don't have a crush on anyone. I'm married so that would be wrong anyway. I have met people on AB that I think are very interesting, and that I would love to know better, but just as a friend.
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Would you go on a date that your mother arranged?
That's a big no
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Where did you go on your first airplane ride?
To Nashville
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You and your partner are dozing off when you hear a loud bang downstairs. Who goes downstairs first?
I would. I would tell my wife and kids to stay upstairs.
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Guys..Have you ever had a women tell you what to do?
Of course. I'm married.
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Tonight I made a Pina Colada for a girl who was just turning 21. She sent the pina colada back three times...she said she couldn't taste the alcohol!!! So finally I just through some Bacardi 151 in it. Don't you think that was nice of me?
Where were you when I turned 21? :o)
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On your way home from work you stop at the shopping mall to pick up some dinner. As you walk past a restaurant you catch a glimpse of your partner with another woman/man. They are kissing publicly and very passionately. You _______.
Walk away, and keep walking
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Why do a lot of official government-type documents repeat a number numerically in parentheses after spelling it out, eg, "… no more than fourteen (14) days after ..."?
It's got to have something to do with a lawyer.
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25, bf is 21. pregnant. his parents are forcing abortion. when we originally talked about it we were keeping it. now he is stuck on abortion. i am so torn. What do you do?
25 and 21 are old enough to make your own decisions. Tell the parent's to go jump in the lake.
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What is one thing about your self that you dislike?
I'm introverted. I would love to change that if I could.
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Could I get pregnant if my man "PULLS OUT", And not on any birth control?
Yes, of course you can.
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What food would you never eat for love nor money! :D
Sushi
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What is the best way to a man's heart?
The thing I really loved about my wife when we first met was that she made me laugh like anything. 17+ years later we still crack each other up. Sometimes all we have to do is look at each other and we're both chuckling away over nothing.
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Have you scratched yourself so much or so hard that you caused bleeding?
Yes. That's no fun either.
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Married people – what do you sometimes miss about being single?
I suppose, looking back, there was a greater sense of freedom when I was single. Of course, back then there was just me and my car. Today I have two kids, two cats and a mortgage. Not all of the pressures I feel today have anything to do with my marriage. If I had it to do over I would skip the cats and keep everything else the same.
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Men, would you ever hit a woman under any circumstances? if any, What circumstances?
Only to defend myself, my wife or my kids. Even then, since this is a woman we're talking about, I would probably overpower her then put her on the ground and sit on her rather than actually punch her. After I did that I would probably call 911 and let the cops deal with the crazy woman for me.
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Do you find it easy to forgive?
Yes, very easily. Forgiving is the easy part, forgetting what they did is the hard part.
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Saucy, Erotic or Romantic... Which do you prefer..
Romantic. I'm a sucker for romance.
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What would you do if you came home and found your partner in bed with someone else?
I don't want to know
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What did the UN climate chief suggest people could do to help combat global warming?
Drive their SUV's around for an hour with the air-conditioner on full blast?
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Do you have more nightmares instead of dreams?
Isn't a nightmare a kind of dream???
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If satan showed up what would you say to him?
So Barak, I see you're running for office.....
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Are there any ladies who will go barefoot when wearing knee high boots
Huh???
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What had been your favorite part about today?
That will happen tonight when I fall asleep
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What do you think is an acceptable age difference in a not too serious relationship?
Whatever works. It really doesn't matter anyway.
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How often do you buy something from a vending machine?
Not very often.
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Have you ever thrown a coin in a fountain and made a wish?
Yes, but my wish was always that I would have the coin back again, which is why I don't do that anymore.
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What is the very worst thing you can do in an interview?
Die.
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If you hit re-dial on your phone RIGHT NOW, who would you get?
My wife
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You and your partner are hanging out together but haven’t said more than a few words to each other the entire evening. How would you feel about this?
My wife and I have been married for quite some time now, so this happens to us at times. I'm not bothered much by it as long as we are both willing to make time for each other when it's needed.
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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like to kiss?
Probably about 8 or 9
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Does love on the rocks take the skin off your ass?
Oooooo, yes I think so. Ouch!
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Do you have difficulty taking someone seriously if they're typing in netspeak or have very poor grammar/spelling (Yes I know this probably isn't typed properly either, but I mean extreme cases)?
Yes I do. I shouldn't, but I do anyway.
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Leaving out boobs butts or genitalia.... what do you think is the sexiest part of the body?
A womans smile or her eyes.
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Does it or did it when you were younger irritate the *censored* out of you when your parents gave you that "Because I said so" line instead of a real answer to something?
Yes, which is why I always stop everything and explain myself when my kids question something I've told them. I've also discovered that every now and then they are right and I'm wrong. As it turns out, I'm not perfect after all. LOL!
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Because why?
Because that's what the script says.... (long pause) You did get a script when you started this life right??? (really awkward silence) .... ok, never mind then .... (snowman starts to sidle away from you while whistling a random tune)
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Who starts most of the arguments in your relationship?
Hmmmm.... It's hard to say actually. Arguments between my wife and I tend to build up over time. They almost never just spring up unexpectedly. Because of that, it's sometimes hard to remember who actually started the disagreement. I know, we're weird.
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T. Boone Pickens claims that the US, by reason of it's reliance on mid-east oil, is funding both sides of the war - do you agree or disagree?
In the spirit of this political season, I will both agree and disagree, and challenge my opponent to cover both sides of the issue any better than I have just done!
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How many people are deported from your country each year?
The nation state of Martintopia hasn't deported anyone since that unfortunate incident with my nutty ex-girlfriend. That was back in the 80's. Since that time our little country has been happy happy happy!
(to all the overly-literal folks on AB: yes this is a joke response, I'm aware that I'm not really a country. That's what makes it a joke, get it? ha ha ha....)
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OUCH! What was that for?
Just seeing if you were still awake.
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What do Democrats stand for?
Pretty much the same things Republicans do.
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What do the Republicans stand for? What does George W. Bush stand for?
Pretty much the same things Democrats do.
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Do you read bible regularly?
I try to but life does seem to get in the way at times. I usually manage to read at least a little bit every week.
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What do you have that I want?
I have a big pot of homemade chili and I'm perfectly willing to share. C'mon over, bring your family, we'll all sit around my pool and stuff ourselves, then we can all jump in the pool for some fun. Between your family and mine we probably have enough players for some water polo. :o)
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If you were payed a half of a million dollars to stay for a week in a haunted house, would you?
Sure, no problem.
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What is your least favorite Jelly Belly Jelly Bean Flavor?
I had some sort of chili flavor once - BARF!!
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Don't you just love and adore the Dalai Lama?
The who???
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Is driving 5 hours *each* way in one weekend too much or not that big a deal?
I'm tired just thinking about it. :o(
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If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago, stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more and drop off 5, and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hrs later, What's the drivers name?
Ow! My brain hurts! :o)
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Would you kill a ladybug?
No! My kids and I play with them sometimes though.
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I am a child wandering within a crowded place ... People are passing without notice ... Do you? ... Or do you act?
That exact thing happened to me the last time I was at the mall. There was a girl, about 7, running around with that panicked look that told me she was lost. I started to go offer my help but I decided that might be misunderstood. My wife was in a dressing room so I couldn't ask her to help. I finally approached the teenager behind the sales counter and asked her to call security. She just...
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Do you ever have those days that you just want to have a pitty party for yourself and listen to sad music all day and think about nothing but sad stuff and it feels like real therpy for you?
Don't forget the chocolate. You'll need lots of chocolate.
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What are you going to be when you Grow Up?
Old. Good thing I don't plan on growing up anytime soon.
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Do you think it is taboo for a boss to sleep with an employee?
Yes, very much so. It's best not to mix business and pleasure - ya know?
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Is it always the girls fault is that why we get thrown against a wall or smacked around?
Any man that would hit a woman is a complete looser. If you are with someone like that then please understand that normal men aren't like that at all. Go find a shelter and get some help. It doesn't sound like you are safe in that relationship. There are good men out there, you just have to look for them.
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How do you go about telling a guy that he's at fault and you don't want to be abused anymore without getting the crap beat out of you?
Just tell him how you feel but do it in a public place. It's probably better to not be alone with him if at all possible.
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What did you just put in my hand?
You mean, you don't know what that is? Surely you've seen one of those before... ???
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If you found incriminating circumstantial evidence (ex. - weird text messages) that your significant other was cheating on you (not definite proof), would you leave him/her, or would you wait until you could actually prove it?
If the rest of the relationship was good I'd probably wait, but I'd also ask that person directly and expect some convincing answers. If the relationship wasn't so great I would just leave.
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Where were you on Sept. 11 when the 2001 terrorist attacks were commited?
I was sitting at my desk. I worked for an energy trading firm at the time. One of my co-workers came in and told me a plane had hit one of the trade towers in NYC. I got up and walked over to the trading floor to see if I could catch a newsfeed about it. I spent the rest of the morning glued to the big screens, along with everyone else in the building. The silence on the trading floor was...
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Does your life ever repeat itself?
Yes it does. Yes it does.
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Have you ever lived on a street where every house is built the exact same?
My housing addition is almost like that. The builder who developed it used four different plans.
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What's your motivation?
My wife and kids.
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Why do my man have mood swings. sometimes he is extremly nice and sometimes he act like he can not stand the sight of me. what causes this is he bipolar?
It sounds like it. Has he seen a doctor?
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Can I stay here for a while, can I see your sweet smile?
Nope, you have to leave. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
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How would you handle your bf telling you he is attracted to your friend
I would find a new boyfriend. Hopefully, one who isn't stupid enough to say something like that to your face.
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My wife and i had our first fight and i'm not sure what steps to take to make things right. any advice?
That depends, did she pin you cleanly? If not, I say go for best two out of three and stay clear of her right hook this time!
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Can anyone tell me how to get rid of bad luck ever since i broke my wrist 2 years ago bad luck has follow me ever were i go i just can't keep it away from me please help me someone out there
Break your other wrist - it's the only way out of the curse. Just make sure you do it on a Thursday when the moon is full.
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Using three words or less, describe your current local weather?
Lovely
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What do you find most annoying about members of the opposite sex?
You know, that oppersite sex really is annoying - isn't it??? lol
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Has anyone heard a noise in their house that they couldn't find, but when they did it was a funny solution?
Yes! I was so suprised to discover that I hadn't untied those midgets in my basement yet.... um.... oops, did I say that out loud? (relax, I'm joking)
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Which do you fear most: the Reaper or more cowbell?
I got a fever!!!!
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Can you describe your day in one word?
Boring
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Where do u live?
Wouldn't you like to know! lol
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Do you have an answer from a while back that still gets DRed? I do and honestly, I have no idea why. The only thing I can think is that it must be by people who are butt hurt that they've been denied so they're lashing out. What's your opinion? (see link)
I can't imagine why anyone would DR that. Here, have some pts from me.
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Have you ever wondered what life would be like if the names of everything where changed?
You didn't get the memo? Dude, We changed the names of everything already! You haven't been using the old names have you???
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What do you do if your best friend got married and didn't tell you and then you realized that you were in love with him?
Get over it. They are married now so stay away. Go find a single person.
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I'm lost in deciding who I should vote for president in November, please tell me who would be a better candidate for our presidency?
"None of the above" works for me.
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Anyone care for some Disco?
None for me, thank. My wife might like it though, she used to be really into disco in the 70's.
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How do i know if i am pregnant?
Take an at-home test or go see your doctor, or wait 9 months and see what happens.
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Does it make you feel good when you donate to a good cause?
I sometimes think money is too easy to give. When I really believe in a cause I'll donate my most precious resource - my personal time. That personal interaction is what makes me feel the best.
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Im Voting for Obama, you got a problem with that?
Knock yourself out mate
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Have you been totally right about something and everybody else was certain you were wrong?
Oh yes. It's happened so many times that I don't even pay attention any more.
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Who do you hate? Why do hate them?
I can't think of anything or anyone I really hate. I dislike some people/things, but it doesn't really ever get any more serious than that.
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When was the last time you cried out of frustration?
The day my mom died. It was very hard to watch her suffer and know there wasn't anything I could do for her.
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Have you ever been in a stressful situation and been indifferent about it?
Yes, I call it my job.
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I cut one of those gel-filled silicone computer mouse / keyboard rest ergo things in half because it was too long. I touched some of the gooey gel stuff. It this stuff toxic and will I die from exposer to this stuff? I put some tape over it to seal it
It's fine. Just don't stick it up your nose.
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I'm in the mood for ________!
Pizza!!!
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Have you ever SKIPPED a QUESTION on purpose WHY?
Yes:
The question might be dumb or poorly written.
I might think the questioner is looking for an argument.
I might not know anything about the subject matter
I might not be interested enough to bother.
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I'm dating a single parent. He said that he will "never" marry again. (Trust issues that are getting better with me) However should I wait for marriage to live with him? I'm afraid that once I'm in, it will never happen. Am I being unreasonable?
It's good to ask yourself those kinds of questions now, rather than years later when you have a bunch of yourself invested in the relationship. If you want marriage in the future you should make sure you communicate that to him
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When you discuss childhood memories with your siblings, do you have the same or a different recollection of it?
Almost always different. Also, my older sister remembers so many things in minute detail, while I can barely remember that I even had a childhood.
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Who has the Best College Band?
OSU, which, for those folks from Ohio, is actually Oklahoma State University. :oD
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What do you call a person who only writes with there left hand, but does everything else with their right hand?
Hey now, don't be calling me names! :o) Actually, I write with my right hand too, but not all the time.
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Do you ever find out that one of your grown up friends smokes pot and you think, "Ummm aren't you kinda too old for that dude? I mean....we're not in high school and you're still puffing the magic dragon?" (in those exact words, lol)
Yes, I know some folks like that. It's a little sad and I never know exactly what to say to them about it.
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I think I'd be really good at being a counselor for teens. How does one get into that for a living?
You would be a fantastic counselor Sara! I have no idea how to get into that line of work, and this answer is completely worthless, but I still think you would be really good at it. :o)
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What is your favorite gun you own?
Mine is my S&W 29 44mag.
I had a mini-14 when I was a teen-ager. I really miss that gun sometimes. :o( My favorite gun these days is my trusty glock. It's one of those things that just works the way it's supposed to. Nothing fancy, just a good reliable tool.
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What was the first thing you did this morning after getting out of bed?
Answered the call of nature.
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I found a 40 year old man outside my window watching me sleep should i be scared or invite him to help me answer questions?
It's ok, I'm sure he has a really good explanation for that chain saw he is carrying. Go ahead, ask him in. Um.... I'm just going to slip out the back door now... see ya!
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Why would my ex boyfriend who broke my heart keep tabs on me, check my online profiles, pretend to be other men, and follow my moves then insist he just wants to be my friend everytime i ask if we can try to work things out?
Because he is stalking you.
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Is it just me, or does it really bother you when you are already washing 2 sink loads of dishes, and your s/o decides to bake a cake? (that's at least 6 more dishes!)
When that happens to me I just wash the extra dishes, take comfort in the fact that my wife gets so much enjoyment out of baking, and I look forward to tasting whatever it is she just made. Then again, I'm a pretty easy-going fella.
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Is being invisible possible at any time in future?
I'm already invisible. For instance, I'm standing right next to you and I'll bet you didn't even notice.
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How did Eskimo women soften the seal skins they made into clothing?
They would chew on them.
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Who was the last person you made eye contact with?
My wife. She wasn't feeling well so I was trying to comfort her yesterday.
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When you find a bug in your house, do you squish it, or do you rescue it?
My cats usually get to it first and eat it.
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Are you topless? Or downless?
I'm dressed completely, which is actually a very good thing for every one else in AB. lol
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What part of that did you not understand?
All of it. Sorry, could you go back over that again?
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Do all couples in relationships have to have 'the talk?' you know, the one where you both discuss the worst things you have done in the past etc? If you've had one what did you discuss and how did it work out
I've never had that discussion with my wife and we've been together for 17+ years. What she did before I met her is her business. I've never asked and I don't want to know. She did talk a little bit about a previous marriage but I never pushed for more information from her.
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Do you think it is a good idea to let scientist use the particle accelarator?
Scientists using it is fine. I draw the line at lettng the cleaning people play with it though. That could be dangerous!
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When you do the hokey pokey, do you rebel and put your right foot in first instead of your left one?
BLASPHEMY!!!
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Hey Republicans, your leaders at least pay a bit of lip service to alt fuels. Have any of you ever produced, procured, or saved at least one gigajoule of energy this year?
I got lazy and didn't replace one of the burned out light bulbs in my dining room fixture for a few weeks. That's got to count for something.
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Why did you choose the job or profession you have now?
Because 20+ years ago it was fun and exciting. Now it's just work.
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Can you give me one example where being honest caused a problem?
My wife said "does this make me look fat?" and I said the wrong thing. Oh boy did I ever say the wrong thing!!!
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Do men with moustaches intimidate you?
Um, no, no they don't. Women with moustaches scare the crap out me though.
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What was your last big screw up at work?
I screw up all the time at my job. They must really like me 'cause they usually just ignore me when I mess up. Of coure, I also fix most of my own mistakes, which helps I suppose.
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Are you afraid to admit you're straight?
Nope.
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Obama,Hillary,McCain or None of the above?
Neither. I plan to write in a name on the ballot.
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Candice Bergen called Sara Palin's speech scary. Do YOU care what Candice Bergen (never mistaken for an intellectual !) has to say?
Not at all. I never have.
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Do you find it offensive that Palin is derogating community organizers? MLK, Jr., Cesar Chavez, Paul Wellstone, Ralph Nader & Pat Robertson were all community organizers. Isn't being the President simply being a community organizer on a much larger scale?
No. Quite frankly, I have better things to do with my time then be offended by political speeches.
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How long does it take to know who you truly are?
So far it's taken me 44 years.
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How many times a week do you eat pasta?
Almost every day. My wife is Italian
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Do You know who you truly are?
Yes I do.
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My boyfriend and I have been together for 2 mos. We only see each other for sex. I told him I wanted more from this relationship. Is that considered an ultimatum? Should he be offended?
No, that sounds like you voicing your needs for the relationship. If BF wont meet your needs then you should leave and find someone who will.
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A couple of days ago I heard that Susan Sarandon will renounce her USA citizenship and leave the country if McCain is elected. Michael Moore may also join her crusade. What are your thoughts?
Don't let the door hit them in the butt.
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Well, I am so new to this site, yet I feel like its interesting and cool to ask and reply questions. All I want to know is simple tips or guiding lines of how to use it. Like, if someone replied my question, how do I reply back to him/her?
Some people do, others don't. I usually try to leave a comment whenever someone answers one of my questions. I get busy sometimes though so I often forget to do that. It really just depends on what you want to do.
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Could you be friends with someone who was blatantly racist or sexist?
I was friendly with a guy who worked for me when I was in the Navy. This guy was all racist. He would go to lunch with the guys in my shop but he wouldn't sit with any of us becaue he didn't want to be seen socializing with whites. I knew him for almost two years and I never figured out why he felt the way he did. I still don't understand it.
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Do you think opposites can actually get along?
My wife and I are polar opposites and we have a decent marriage.
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When a woman is married and she cheats on her husband w/ more than one person, what is the appeal of this and why does she do it? Thank you:)
Women, like men, cheat for a variety of reasons. There isn't a single asnwer for this question.
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Is there any justification for deceiving someone you love?
Yes, when she says do these pants make me look fat I have to learned to always say no - regardless of the facts. :o)
Seriously, sometimes you might need to tell a loved one what they want to hear - ya know?
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Wanna get lucky?
Yes.... I mean no.... I mean.... what are we talking about here again?
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How old were you when you kissed for the first time?
I think I was 9. It's hard to remember now, that was a looooong time ago.
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What is not worth the effort?
Getting my kids to eat peas.
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Are you rich?
Yes.
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Do you feel right with the world?
I'm good with the world these days.
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My boyfriend doesn`t like any of my friends and doesn`t like to hang out with them.he loves me and he is happy to spend time only with me.I can`t accept this as sharing moments and friendship are very important for me.Should I leave him?
That's a classic abuser M/O - isolate you from family and friends. Sounds likes it's time to upgrade your boyfriend to a new and improved model.
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Does the leftover hamburger helper in my fridge smell okay to you?
Snowman sniffs gingerly and collapses in a heap on your kitchen floor.
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I stepped out to find myself. If I should get back before I return, would you please ask me to wait?
Um... ok. Wait, what?
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If your S/O kissed another person, but apologized, but were still friends with the person & they work with the person and talk with them in secret on the phone, but they said they are not cheating on you; would you believe them? Thank you:)
That's a big no.
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What rule do you abide by when cooking?
Don't give anyone food poisoning.
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Yes, or no?
Oh yea baby!!!
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I'm not a Republican & don't want McCain to win but I am getting annoyed with people condemning Sarah Palin for her daughter. So what if her daughters pregnant. Does anyone else agree?
I agree. But ya know, it's all politics. I personally don't like McCain OR Obama so I'm just ignoring it all anyway. I'm looking forward to 2012, hopefully one of the two parties will field a decent candidiate then.
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Do you live in the same city, town, village or region where you born?
I live in a town right next to it.
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Am I the only one who wants Sarah Palin not only as VP, but just the president all together?
Anything beats McCain or Obama
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What is difference between visual c++ and visual basic
They are different computer programming languages. Each language has it's own set of rules and syntax. VB is probably best suited for simple business applications. VC++ is probably best suited for back-end, server applications.
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Close your eyes. What can you see?
Interestingly enough, I see a re-run of an old StarGate episode. Nutty huh?
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Whats an easy fun way to lose weight and get fit without going to the gym
At home liposuction with the vacuume cleaner? Hmmm, on second thought, maybe not.
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I see ___________ in my partner's eyes.
Trust
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Why do guys like sex?
For the same reasons women do. It feels very, very good - at least if you're doing it right it does.
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Its my honey's 31st birthday today. I'm making him dinner, what should I make? He eats anything!
Change of direction again Sara? LOL. Well, good for you, and for Ryan. Hmmm, pasta dishes are usually easy to make and tasty. Ziti only requires pasta, sauce and a little cheese then put it in the oven for a few minutes. You can also dress things up with a nice piece of chicken or veal. If the two of you enjoy wine then definitely pick out something nice to go with the food.
BTW, the photos...
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Are you at a point in life where you feel the need to settle down?
I was at that point about 18 years ago.
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Did you wash your hair today?
Yes, I do that every morning.
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Would you ever your s/o take nude photos of yourself?
Nope. Never did and never will.
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Is anyone else sick of people saying funny comments instead of answering the question just to get points?
I leave funny comments because that's the whole reason I'm here on AB. I could care less about the points.
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Why does Sarah Palin hate polar bears?
Those wascally wepublicans! Even hatin' polar bears now???
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How selfish is Abortion?
Fatally so
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I am a 17 year old female, going with a 16 year old male. we have been together for 2 weeks, is this too soon to have sex?
Yea, wait for awhile.
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Do you think fewer and fewer people are leveling up? I notice a decrease in the number of congratulatory questions lately.
Probably. I got to level 50 and got bored with it.
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What do you think is the best form of birth control?? (Don't say abstinence...)
Um... oral sex?
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I've been exercising on the treadmill for 6 months. If I stop exercising - is it true that my body will crave the exercising?
I don't think so. When I stop exercising my body just craves chocolate.
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Do you think that a mouth full of gold and platinum teeth are attractive? Am I the only one who think that these "Grillz" are a complete turn off?
They look silly to me.
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I bought my GF a pair of jeans recently. I had to xchange them. recently our relationship has been not so good. I sent her a txt saying I xchanged them and to let me kno when a good time to bring them by is. was that a good or bad idea.
That sounds reasonable to me.
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HELP I NEED HELP IN FRENCH HOW DO YOU SAY
1)i played tennis with my sister
2)i went shopping
3) I played football in the summer
J'ai joué au tennis avec ma soeur.
je suis d'achat.
J'ai joué au football à l'été
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My boyfriend got mad at me because I hugged my dad when he got me an ipod today for my birthday...my boyfriend said he doesn't want me hugging other guys...what can I do to make him happy?
Jealious of you hugging your dad? Dump his controlling ass now and find a decent boyfriend.
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So I finally had a baby girl....9 lbs. 4 oz. naturally and 9 days overdue. Thanks for all your support. No induction. Want to welcome her?
Welcome to the world baby girl!
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What would you do if you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day, a full 24 hours?
No, I don't see the point.
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Hav u ever cut urself
Only while shaving
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When you ask someone how they're doing, do you truly want to know?
Yea, if there's something wrong I would probably want to help.
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How well do your fellow ABers actually know you?
Not at all.
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How often do you and your love argue?
Not very often. We have learned to work most things out without arguing.
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Do you tell people what to do at your job - if not would you like to?
I sometimes have to, but I'm really not into it. I'd rather just do my job and let them do theirs.
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Do females do the same think as guys sometimes, where they stare and then when you look back at them they look away real fast?
Um, it depends on my mood I guess.
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When you get in an argument, you ______.
Usually I just walk away rather than argue. My wife is just the opposite though, which means she is usually following me around trying to keep the argument going. We probably look pretty silly doing that.
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Im trying to potty train a 2 (almost 3 yr old). Its so much harder that i thought!!! I tried taking her every hour on the hour to try and go but thats just not working. Any suggestions?
Here is what I did. I put my son on the potty when I thought it might be the right time, then I got my guitar out and started signing a silly song that I wrote for him. He was so busy signing along with me that he forgot all about "stage fright" and it happened while we wasn't thinking about it. Afterwards, we both stopped singing and started celebrating! He never went potty in a...
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How Girly are you? Try the quiz and share with us.
0% girly. Whew! Snowman breaths a sigh of relief! lol
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I am thinking of selling my house, buying a motor home, and just travelling for a year or two. With the price of gas, is this a dumb move?
Yes it is. Your house will appreciate in value each year. That motor home will depreciate each year. In fact, it will loose a huge chunk if it's value as soon as you drive it off the lot. In a few years you'll be lucky to sell it at all.
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What were the reasons behind your last breakup?
She made a mental list of every friend I had and then followed that list having sex with each one of them.
That's also why I got myself a new set of friends.
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Does anyone know of a name for a character that can control darkness and the shadows? I could use the help. Even jokes will help as they might inspire me. If you give me hate I will hate back!!
I always thought Chayin was a cool sounding name.
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What is Brooke Shields famous for?
A movie called "Pretty Baby"
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A man dressed in a bra attempted 3 times to grab the attention of the bikini baristas at an espresso stand in Washington. That's when one of the bikini clad servers got fed up, and doused the man with scalding hot water. Was she right to do so?
No, that sounds a little over the top to me. She should have gotten her manager's attention and asked for help.
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My girlfriend is asleep right now. What should I do to her?
Oh dude, leave her alone already!
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My boyfriend said he would be my slave tonight and do anything for me. I dont know what to tell him to do for me, what could he do?
Tell him to come over to my house and mow my lawn.
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Who wears the pants in your relationship...honestly?
My cats
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I had a neck doppler.
One side made a swooshing noise and the other really faint WHY?
Did your doctor say you had a blockage?
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I have the worst migraine ever. can you give me a hug?
Here's a big frosty snow hug!
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Are you ok, Is there anything wrong?
Oh yea baby!
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Has anyone in the U.S or world ever paid off their mortgage fully before they died? it just seems that everyones paying mortgages for hundreds of years.
My dad paid his off years ago. I'll have mine paid for in few more years. It's not that big a deal if you don't buy more house than you can afford.
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How come Ronald Mcdonald is never featured in commercials for Mcdonalds anymore?
We don't like to speak about it but there was an unfortunate incident between Ronald and another clown. We at McDonaads decided that Ronald needed a little break from public life.
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What keeps people in love together - the joy of being together or fear of losing the other?
The cost of a divorce?
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Out of all of the political questions I've seen I haven't seen one that asks about John McCain as President. Do you think that America is ready for a McPresident?
I'm not.
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Do you smile all day or are you more of the grouchy type?
I'm somewhere in-between. I'm pretty quiet but I'll smile if you speak to me.
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Would you live near a military installation?
Sure, why not?
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Why is everyone so concerned on how many houses John McCain owns...as long as he paid for them what possible difference would it make on his ability to lead this nation.
It's politics mate.
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Do you break or follow "the rules" when it comes to dating?
I probably broke most of them back when I last dated.
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Who was the worst US President ever?
Bill Clinton
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Why do women push men away
Fear. Insecurity. Doubt. The fact that they were never serious to begin with.
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If someone were to give you the worlds biggest TV, free & clear * Valued at well over $ 200,000...Would you sell it or would you keep it. .... http://www.switched.com/2007/12/27/worlds-largest-tv-measures-in-at-150-inches/
I would sell it. For one thing I don't watch much TV. For another I don't have anyplace in my house to put that thing.
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Why do married guys watch porn?
Because they are men.
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What mythical creature do you believe will prove to be true?
The honest politician. LMAO! Oh sorry, I tried not to laugh.
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So, what's the codeword?
Oh, it's..... hey! You know I can't tell you that!!
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Are you a man that respects a good coma?
I am. I am very respectful of those in a vegetative state.
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Can you wear white pants match with a lime green top?
You can. I wouldn't but you can.
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What is the least likely compliment you will ever receive?
You are one good looking man!
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What are some of the best ways to deal with uncertainty?
Um.... I'm not sure....
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They make Monistat 7 then they made Monistat 3 and now they have Monistat 1...Why do they still make Monistat 7 and 3 when you can get rid of a yeast infection in 1 day?
Um.... maybe they want to suffer a little??? I don't know. Good question.
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Can having a sense of humor save your life?
It can't hurt.
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I sure could use a friend anyone else need one?
Oooh me!!
Snowman hops up and down and waves his arms. :o)
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Can a person survive without hope?
Hope is a nice girl but yea, I can get along without her.
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How many people do you share your bathroom with?
Just my wife.
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I knew from the very first moment we _______.
Laid eyes on each other. Love at first sight does happen - it did to me.
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Did content used to be your middle name?
How did you know that? OMG! Are you stalking me!!!!
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What does "lmao" mean?
Laughing My Ass Off
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Have you ever witnessed why it is not safe to run with scissors?
Yes, and we had a devil of a time fixing that whole in the space-time continuum! Good thing someone had some spare silly-putty lying around. Whew!
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Is anyone famaliar with the Misery Index of Jimmy Carter's Presidency? if you were not aware of it I will give you a link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misery_index is this the type of change we want? http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i194.pho
Yes, I remember it well. :o(
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What is your favorite sloppy/messy food or meal?
BBQ ribs. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! :o)
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Why do some men pull away when things start to get serious?
Fear. Insecurity. Doubt. Maybe they were never serious to begin with.
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Do you socialize with your neighbors?
No, not really.
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What drugs have you experimented with in your life?
Aspirin. It works pretty well for a headache.
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What's going on down there?
It's not what it looks like! I swear!
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Didn't mom say to be "nice" to girls?
My mom taught me to be respectful of women, but she never told me to be nice. She probably knew better. LOL!
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Would you walk around a huge even holding a FREE HUGS sign?
Probably not.
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Do you find that the "nicer" you are to a woman the more she often seems to act like "just a friend" to you(Guys)?
Absolutely.
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What is an example of an unstoppable force?
My 6 year old son when he sets his mind to something.
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What dose it mean to be truely in love? and got any advice?
Don't heat the chocolate sauce beforehand, it can cause burns to sensitive areas.
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Do you still play with toys?
Of course! MY kids and I LOVE to shop at the toy store!
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How big is your front yard?
About 1/4 acre.
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If you were told your spouse was cheating by a close friend, would you believe them or set out to find out for sure?
I would ask my SO about it.
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Is it just me or do you think that infidelity is the lowest blow you could do to your spouse.
Pretty much, yea.
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If all hope were destroyed, what would be left?
A plate of slightly stale cucumber sandwiches. Modern science is still attempting to explain the connection.
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If the world would end tomorrow, what will be your "famous last words"?
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Will anyone vote against McCain because of his super Christian running make?
I won't vote for him, and I won't vote against him. To be honest, I want as little to do with him as possible - regardless of who his running mate is.
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Why can some doctors offer you a treatment, which there's only 50% chance that you will survive? And yet they haven't exhausted all others options.
Because your insurance will cover the treatment?
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I am going to sing you a song, do you have any requests?
How about "It's a small world after all". (But you have to use the British accent) :o)
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How many people bring light, refreshment, and encouragement into your life?
Just a tiny handfull, but I remember them all very well. What a blessing it is to run across folks like that.
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What would happen if someone disrespected your Daughter?
It wouldn't be pretty. That's all I'm saying here for legal reasons. (LOL)
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Who were the last band you saw live?
Third Day & Jars of Clay
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My daughter just wrote her name on my tan carpet w/ a pencil. How can I get it out w/o damaging the carpet?
Try baby wipes. (The kind you clean bums with) They work really well on carpets.
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Will Barrack Obama be the next president of the United States?
Yes I do. I would say I hope not, but I also hope that other guy looses so.... eh, whatever.
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You've just developed telepathy, would you rather read the minds of people or read the minds of animals?
I guess people.
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Can you go 24 hours without using profanity?
I've gone for years without it. It isn't that hard to do.
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Do you swear to tell the truth, nothing but the truth? Have you cheated on your partner?
I have never cheated. Not even once.
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If you are a stay-at-home parent, what time do you have your small child go to bed?
I start getting my kids ready at 7:00pm. By the time we've gone through the bedtime routine it's usually around 7:40 or so. From there I usually let them play in their rooms until 8:00 when I tell them to go to sleep.
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Why do people consider being "up there" in age a bad thing?
I don't know. As an offical old guy myself I can tell you that getting old sure beats the alternative.
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Do you eat healthy? If so, what do you eat?
Not really.
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What would happen if a whale swallowed a nuclear bomb?
Radioactive sushi?
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Would you say you are healthy for your age?
Yep!
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Why do some poeple never apoligize for anything they do or say wrong and just find an explaination for why they are right? It gets me so mad, and my s/o never said sorry for anything always blamed it on me :(
That is a classic abuser pattern. Be very, very careful around your S/O. Consider finding someone else, and fast.
I don't know you, but I can tell you that you deserve respect from your S/O. If he isn't giving it to you freely then it's probably time to vote with your feet.
Just an old guy's opinion. Take for whatever it's worth
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What should I expect from you?
Respect. Kindness. Decency. Concern. Friendship - if you wanted it. Silly jokes. Lots of guitar playing. Occasional piano playing. That's about it.
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Why do women have their boobs enlarged, knowing that the added weight is going to give them chronic back and neck pain all the rest of their life? (P.S., as a guy, I think small boobs are cute and sexy.)
I think women probably do it for a variety of reasons. It's probably different for every woman. I'm sure many do it simply to feel better about themselves.
I have to add, if guys could get "enlarged" in the same way don't you think tons of guys would be sporting extra large penises - even if it meant back problems, or other health concerns?
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If some one had upset you deeply would you except a heart sent appology?
Forgiving someone doesn't mean you've forgotten what they did. If it were me, I would accept the apology, probably forgive them (to one degree or another), and remember what they did for the rest of my life.
But hey, that's just me.
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Have you ever been stung by a bee. If so, where and did it hurt?
Yes I have. On the foot. Yes it did.
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Did alexander felming discover anything else then peniclillen?
He discovererd that washing your kitchen floor every now and then helps to prevent the growth of mold. Whew! Good thing he didn't discover that first - huh?
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Why do people always stand facing the door in an elevator?
Not me! I'm a real pain in the neck on elevators. LOL!
Hey, wanna take a ride with me so I can demonstrate?
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How do you know if you have a dry socket? I just had a tooth pulled and my mouth still hurts really bad.....
I don't know how to tell if you have a dry socket, but I do know that rinsing your mouth with salt water is a very good thing to do. Swish it around carefully for a minute or two. It will help.
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I go to my friends house most of the time but her 7 year old sister kept on bothering us and blocking the tv and we cant let her shout becuase the walls are thin Once a police came. Help us, she is too annoying!
She probably wants your attention. She thinks blocking the TV is the easiest way for her to get it. Try distracting her. Find some other way to show her a little attention, some way that she will enjoy, and she'll probably forget all about blocking the TV.
That's what I do with my kids when they need attention, it works every time.
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If you were locked in a cage, and I had the key, could you persuade me to let you out?
I hope so! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
LET ME OUT!!!!! please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,...
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I'm having pork chops tonight...how do i wanna cook them and with what sides?
Any way is good. I'm not picky. I am hungry though, when do we eat???
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Kids in my neighborhood have now proven that they have NO problem jumping my fence to get to my dogs...even with me standing right there. So how can I make them NOT jump the fence when I'm not around?
Get a bigger dog.
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"Sweet 16" Would you help me wish my daughter, Haley, A Happy 16th Birthday?
Happy B'day Haley. Have fun, be safe.
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How many times have you rolled your eyes or wanted to barf while watching the DNC?
I saved myself the trouble by simply not watching.
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When was the last time u walked into something in the dark?
I don't remember. I've since learned to turn on the lights. (lol)
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Will it be Obama or McCain?
None of the above.
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Can I borrow five bucks?
Yes, just not from me.
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How is your mood today? Are you in a good mood or a bad mood today?
A little bad I guess.
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What is the one quality you look for when you decide to be friends with someone?
Usually just someone who makes me laugh
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Has someone ever made you feel good on AB from the words they have said?
Nope, but you can try if you like.
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If your mother came to you and your s/o's house with price quotes on everything for a wedding even though you had no present plans to get married how would you react?
I would congratulate her on her upcoming wedding.
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Is your gut instinct always right?
No, not even close.
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_______, it brings out the worst in people.
Money or Power
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Seth Green: Comedic genius, or obnoxious little insect who had ought to be stepped on?
Completely unknown person. Seth who???
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What do you do to make a cat stop scratching furniture?
Take them to the vet and have their claws removed.
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Are you ever hit on by other ABers?
Nope, and I can't imagine that ever happening.
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Can someone explain why?
Yes they can, but they are on vacation right now...
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Would you want to be naked on a building in London?
You might catch a cold!
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Who do you think is the best? (any category)
You are babe.
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If a husband or boyfriend told her she’d look hotter in pigtails, how might she react?
She might react by putting her hair up...
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WHATS THE BEST SEASONING FOR STEAKS?
Salt & Pepper
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Is it possible to break ones jaw while eating a jawbreaker?
Let's experiment.... you put a jawbreaker in your mouth, then I'll punch you as hard as I can, and we'll see if your jaw breaks... ok?
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Would you join me in a group hug for all ABers :)?
Oh thank you! Hugs back at ya!
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Can you lift your own weight?
Yep, I do it every time I get out of bed in the morning. Then, I also carray that weight around on my legs all day long. Impressed? (lol)
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Where can I learn how to speak Japanese as a second language?
Um.... Japan?
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How do some people on Answerbag get so many points per question?
Here's some. ++
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Would you be willing to become a nude model for painters for $100,000?
Sure, why not?
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Do you think I'm sexy?
No, sorry.
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How much oatmeal do you eat in a month
Sure do!
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Who is more important to you? Your God or your Child(ren)?
God
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Do you think all of the McCain "more of the same" talk at the DNC is simply just preachin' to the choir? Are Republican, Independent and undecided voters even watching?
I'm not paying any attention at all.
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Something that has a hole in the middle?
You're head?
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When you need assistance, do you have the courage to ask others to go out of their way to help you?
I'm so bad about asking for help. I almost never do it.
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When was the last time someone said to you "i love you"?
Last night. I deserved it, so I didn't mind
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I have a dream of being a famous musician. And I know it will happen eventually in my life. But, I always hear people tell me that the chances are against me, that I won't make it. I need a little encouragement. What do you think?
If you want to do that then go for it. I won't lie to you though, the music industry is tough to break into. It isn't so much about your talent as it is about whether someone else thinks they can market you. I would suggest going to college and possibly majoring in marketing and/or business. You'll have an insight into that part of the music industry and you'll also have a...
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What did you do on your 40th Birthday?
I had a small party at home with my wife and children. My son decorated our kitchen, my wife and daughter made me a cake and decorated it. It was a nice day.
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Did you watch Hillary Clinton last night? She said some really funny things, and she looked really good.
Nope.
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Would you believe your ex if he says he wants to end up with you, but is seeing people in the meantime thinking you don't know?
That would be a big no.
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Yesterday I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and thought, "I want some dang mac n cheese!" What's your favorite hangover food?
Well I don't drink anymore, but when I did it was probably burgers/fries.
BTW, Hey Tiffany! Long time no see! I just answered this question so I could say hello. How are you these days?
We are all enjoying a nice mild Summer down here in OK. I hope you are having a great Summer too.
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If I ask you out on a date, Would you go?
Sure, can I bring my wife and kids too? :o)
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If me and you are going on a date....Am I driving or are you driving?
We'll let my wife drive. LOL!
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Can you name the last person you loved?
The last person I loved was my son, since he was the last one to show up on the scene.
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What is the best part of Obama's plan for change?
Plan? What plan? All I've heard are slogans and sound bytes.
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Has your checking account ever gone in the negative?
Not since I was a teen
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When you get a chance what is it you donate to?
My church.
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Are you taller than your same gender parent? What is the difference in your height?
I am probably about 4 or 5 inches taller.
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How old is your dad?
He is 69
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Have you been told that you are hard to get to know?
Everyone tells me that.
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Should we feel sorry for cigarette smokers who develop lung cancer?
I would. It's a horrible way to die.
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If satan showed up what would you say to him?
I would say, "how could you choose Joe Biden?"
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Has anyone told you how amazing you look today?
No, no they haven't. Although, I did just get my snow-fur cleaned...
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I am making myself a sandwich,,do you want one too?
Mmmmmmm, yes please! (Snowman licks his lips in anticipation of ham with pepperjack cheese on rye)
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When you look back on World Histroy..will there always be War?
There will always be wars and rumours of wars.
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What do you get when you go to The Boston Market?
E-coli?
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When clocks are set forward an hour for day light savings time, do we lose that hour of our life?
No, that hour is placed into the hour bank, where it earns us 2 3/4 % interest. I also got a toaster.
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Do you have a priceless break-up line?
It's not you, it's me.
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Whoed like to date me iam singal and straight white male
Um, sorry, it just wouldn't work out. I'm straight, I'm married, I'm a guy.....
Look, it's not you, it's me. No really, you're a great guy, I just ......
........ I really should go now. I'm really sorry.
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What's the worst case scenario?
Obama and McCain BOTH WIN!!!
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True or false
human gametes have 46 individual chromosomes
True, except for those times when they loose one or two in that little crack between the couch cushions
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Are there any countries that have never went to war
Yes, the nation of Martintopia has never gone to war.
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I need some extra strength for this long weekend! I need to make it out live... Please pray for me! :D I got so much to do... who else is busy, busy, busy? I'll pray for you to :D
Me! I am! :o(
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How many Chris's do you know?
One may never be told the actual number of Chris's, one must BECOME the number of Chris's...
Um, or something like that anyway.
Cue the mystical music and fade to black.
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As a married person, would you have a one night stand on a business trip far away from home?
No I wouldn't
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If medically it is found that I can't bear children, can I successfully pray for my wife to conceive immaculately?
Yes you can.
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The girls at my school just see me as another guy or just a friend. how can i get people to see me as an interesting person who would be make a good boyfriend
Don't seem too interested or available. Girls, like guys, enjoy a little mystery.
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I hate them online surveys what about you?
I sure do! I never answer them, I .... hey, wait a minute .... isn't this an online survey????
Doh!!
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What was the last thing you laughed about?
Myself
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Is there anything dishonorable in wanting to be a "House Husband"?
I don't think so. It's alot of work though, I know my wife works WAY harder than I do.
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Well.... he came home & saw i wasnt there && he called me to c where i was & if i was coming back. he said it scared him that i wasnt there??? but i only left to give him the space he asked for....what gives?
He what? Told you he was sorry? Packed your things for you? Admitted that he's from another planet? Oh c'mon, tell me, the suspense is killing me!
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Do you avoid answering questions that might reveal more of yourself than you want others to know or are you an open book with nothing written in invisible ink?
Nah, I answer it anyway.
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My baby is seven months old. She resembles her father rather than myself. My mother n law constantly upsets me when she mentions: " people must tell u everyday on the streets that this baby does not belong to you." I feel offended, what can i say to her?
Simple, just say: STFU!!!!
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How Do You Rank In Your Family As A Sibling?
I'm 3rd of 4
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What is the protocol when a man who lives in another city asks a woman out? Does he drive to her city to meet her or does she drive to his city to meet him?
I would say he should arrange to meet you in your location. That seems to be the right thing to me.
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Are you a person who has to see to believe?
Even then I refuse to believe, at least I think I believe that... wait, I mean, I can't believe that though - can I? But then, if I don't then I do, but if I do then...... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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What was the one thing that a fellow ABer did that let you know that they were a true friend?
If that ever happens I'll let you know
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Can you finish this sentence? They are so lazy that_________?
They wouldn't even finish this sentence, they had to ask me to do it for them on AB
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What are the sources of data for climate
I actually get paid good money to just make that data up off the top of my head. Hey, it's a nice job...
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What should a parent do when her teenage child is out of control and does not want to go to school or listen to any one?
Open the door, give them a pat on the back, wish them the best of luck, tell them you will always be there should they ever decide to act normal again, then throw their ass out.
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If you had to tatoo a message on your head what would you put?
Uh uh, I'm not telling!
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Do we want a president who can't even remember how many homes he owns? (McCain = 7 it turns out)
No, can we vote for "none of the above"?
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If you are driving at the speed of light (fastest speed known to man), and you turn on your headlights, will they work?
Yes, strangely enough, they would hum a Sinatra tune and then ask for a large mocha latte with extra cream. Science is still trying to fathom the cause of this...
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Do you really believe it is possible to dislike someone even though you don't know them personally?
Yes. For instance, I dislike both Obama AND McCain, and yet I don't know either of them.
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What kills red ants?
Bigger red ants
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What do you do when you dont have digital tv after feb 17 2009?
Read a book?
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Do you know how many religions have gone extinct throughout the course of history?
As many as two, or more!
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Has anyone ever been in love with someone they can't have?
Yep!
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Let's write a story......I will start........and each person pick up from where the last person left off.......just write the first thing that comes to your mind..... "Today, I went to the store, and I bought..............."
Two dozen peaches. Then I had to drop them off at my sister's so she could _________
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If your heart held up a sign, What would it say?
OUCH!
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Who do you think was the best president of all time?
Thomas Jefferson.
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Who is the best guitarist to ever live?
Andres Segovia. Just listen to know why.
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What can i do to stop pain from getting a tooth pulled
Go to the dentist.
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Do you have one GOOD friend in LIFE ?I MEAN a real friend.?
Yes.
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Is it possible with the propper amount of anti-matter to do time travel while controling the time you will reapear at and not altering the future(if your going into the past)
Yes, but only with my new time-o-matic anti-whatsit, now only $19.95! But wait, if you order now we'll throw in a second time-o-matic anti-whatsit absolutely free! Hurry, this offer wont last! Operators are standing by...
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What are the masons?
A punk-polka group out of Savanna.
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I AM A RESIDENT ALIEN - AM I ALLOWED TO VOTE FOR THE NEW PRESIDENT?
Sure, they let everyone else vote - felons, dead people, made up people, etc.
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A man died with a hole in his suit. There is no visible blood. How did he die?
We'll have to wait for the M.E.'s report
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Does the bible provide us with proof that Jesus was born on Dec. 25th? If so, please provide the scriptures.
No it doesn't.
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If someone held a gun up to your head and told you to do your mom. Wolud you do or die?
Die.
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What brought down the Soviet Union?
Those darn hippie kids and their roll and rock, that's what did it!!
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I might have just found a loophole to an old dilemma I had about wanting to post pictures in questions, so this is an experiment. Did it work? What do you think? Want the secret?
Snowman see a lovely picture of a snow storm. Nice! :o)
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Do you think there are celebrities or famous athletes that pose as normal anonymous people on AB?
No, we pose as really strange snow people.... oh wait, Doh! Um.... never mind!
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What do you do when your still in love with ex but he wants you to meet his next girlfriend?
If he is your ex them move on already!
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If a married man cheats on his wife, how much accountablity should rest with the "other woman"?
None.
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If clothing was optional, which option would you take?
I'll keep my clothes, thank you very much.
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I believe in god, but I despise religion. Is that normal or weird?
The two don't always have anything to do with each other.
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My boyfriend refused to see me on the weekend, and he tells me I am not allowed at his house and we can only see each other 1 day of the weekend. Is this okay?
Thats a big no. Time for a decent boyfriend...
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My stomach is getting bigger and its really hard what does that mean?
Stop eating beans
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Why is it that people who aren't interested in national or world events say that they don't watch the news because there is too much violence?
I don't know.... are those two things even connected???
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What was the nicest thing you ever did for another person?
Snowman says: "I didn't eat them"
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How many different styles of martial arts can you name off the top of your head? To make it interesting, let's vote for the one who can name the most.
Um... the kicking kind... the punching kind.... the grab you and throw you kind... um.... that's about it.
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Would you believe me if I told you that I had never cheated on anyone I've dated in my life?
Sure, why not? I never have either BTW.
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Should i just let my older cat and the new kitten we brought home two days ago just go for it or should we keep them seperated for a couple of more days?
We started by leaving our new kitten in a crate for the first few days. Our older cat would hang out in front of the crate, sniff the kitten, hiss, swat, etc. After the swatting died down we let the kitten out (during the day). It took time but they eventually came to terms with each other. Now, a year later, they are best friend with each other.
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Women: What is one thing you wish men knew about you ///// Men: What is one thing you wish women knew about men?
Ok, here it is ladies:
When we are staring off into space, all quiet and withdrawn, and you ask us what we are thinking about, and we say "nothing"...... it's true. No seriously, if you push us about it we'll just make something up to get you to leave us alone.
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How do you know if you brain is bleeding?
Here's a thought: go see a doctor.
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So whats makes you so special?
Well.... I could show you but it's kind of personal... LOL!
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Are we not totally free until we are dead?
Yes.
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If the Republican party has made unholy alliances with the religious right wing hasn't the Democratic party equally done the same with extremist leftist groups leaving the common voter with hardly anywhere to turn?
That's a big yes.
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Do you always count up to 100 to stop yourself getting angry?
Thats a big no
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Do you own your life or are you just a slave to the world?
I'm a slave to my own life
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Excuse me, but does this look infected to you?
Ewwwwwww!!!!! Is it supposed to ooze like that???
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Do you have an artistic talent in either music, art, dance, writing or theater?
I sing, play guitar, and I play the piano.
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Do you blame yourself for your problems or everyone else?
Depends on whose fault it is.
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What would you take back? Honestly would it change anything?
Most of the stuff I'd take back wasn't really in my control anyway, so no, I don't think it would change anything.
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C.I.A. What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
Creepy Internet Accountant.
Weird huh???
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Have you or would you have nude pics taken of youself as a gift for a s/o?
Hahahahahaha!!!!! Only as a gag gift maybe!!!
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Why was elvis presley drafted into the military?
Because they had a draft back then.
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I am leaving America and moving to France... I hope you all have fun in the f*@ked up economy and situation you dug yourselves into. I will be drinking wine and laughing at you thousands of miles away. Does anyone want some crusty bread?
Dont let the door hit you in the ass.
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Have you ever had a Buckeye before?
I have no idea what a buckeye is...
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Did your parents ever push you into playing a certain sport?
Baseball. I was awful!
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My b/f and i have been having problems, now he's jumping to conclusions about me leaving and if i'm cheating. My plan was to leave him but I wanted to work things out. Now he no longer trusts me. What should I do to gain his trust? (together 2 yrs)
That sounds like a pretty standard defensive posture for a guy. After all, in his mind, if you are breaking up because you cheated then it's your fault. On the other hand, if you are breaking up because the relationship isn't working then he might need to look inward to find some fault. It's NEVER pleasant to look inward Sara, for anyone. (Just a guess on my part)
You...
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My ex husband called today all ticked off that I forgot to wish him a Happy Birthday, and then asked what i got him! Was I supposed to remember this and what should I get him?
Snowman is sorry, he was too busy laughing at your ex husband.... um, what was the question again??? Oh yea..... wait ...... let me stop laughing again .......... ok..... um, no, you don't even have to remember that he exists if you don't want to.
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Do you wear sweater vests?
That's a big no.
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How much sex do you get in one week?
Snowman has been married for many years, which is another way of saying: "sex? what's sex???"
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As a child, what was that one item your parents could not get you to eat? Do you eat that item now?
Peas. Today I only eat them in soups, where I can't taste them.
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How do you get people to give you more points
Ask and ye shall receive. ++
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When a girl has a male friend,if he touches non sexually for longer than necessary, does this mean anything or could it be normal for men? are men touchy feely or is it significant?
He wants to .... well, you know.
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Which one do you use more LOL or LMAO?
LOL
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What uses can you think of for a ball of string?
My kitties would love it.
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Who will take more gold... CHINA OR THE U.S.?
Me! Hands up! (Snowman brandishes his snow pistol) Any sudden moves and I freeze ya! Now, hand over the gold!
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How, why and when will it come to an end?
No man will know.
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What comes to mind when i say " boom boom room"
Flatulus
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It's the end of the world as we know it: Do you feel fine?
Oh Yea! :o)
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Would you be offended if a perfect stranger put flowers on the grave of your loved one?
No I wouldn't.
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Who would win in beer pong...Me or You?
You. I haven't drunk beer in years.
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Why do most girls fall for assholes
Good question. I have no idea why.
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Do you use a condom when in a long-term committed relationship?
Nope
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What are you grilling for dinner tonight?
Ice cream! It's going to be great! Yea, it's right over here on the gri.... hey, where did it go?!!!
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I I came knocking on your door & asked to use the phone...would you let me?
Nope.
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Are nose rings gross?
Yep
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Could you beat me in a belly smacker contest?
Bring it!
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How deep is your pool?
3 feet
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Do you like chocolate covered cherries?
Yes please!
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What would you give for the first and only flying car? Say a German Scientist creates the flying car but he is going to give it to you but on one condition... name the condition.
I share my chocolate pie with him. Hmmmmm....... nothing doing! It's my pie!!!!! Get yer own!!!!
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How long would you stay with a s/o that hits you?
About long enough to walk out the door.
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What was the first person you talked to this morning?
The grumpy person who sold me coffee.
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If I won $1,000,000 in the lottery, what would you expect from me, what would you want from me?
Nothing.
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Does size matter when you are getting in a fight?
To a certain degree. Personally though, I would rather have stamina and technique on my side.
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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :)
I flew jets in the Navy.
I was once in a ticker-tape parade in NYC.
I have played the guitar for most of my life.
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If 2 people are dating, does it matter what religion they are?
It will eventually. Probably after they have children.
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At what time of day are you the most alert?
Not now....... Zzzzzzzzzz........
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Do you use fabric softner?
Yes, but it doesn't make a very good mouth wash.... blech! (just kidding, relax)
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At what time of day do you think the most?
3:27 pm.
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Are the clocks in your house set to the right time?
Every clock in my house is right, in it's own special way... (lol)
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As an inspiration and paymaster for terrorists?
I'm sorry, what are you asking?
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Name a sport that involves the use of a ball?
football
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Do you know somebody who agrees with everything you say, and do? Do you find it annoying or a compliment?
No. I got to get me one of those though... (lol)
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Would you be willing to take a firearms class if it were free of charge?
Maybe
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Who was the first country to land on the moon?
The USA..... or was it??? Will we ever know???
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You know those signs that say no shirt, no shoes no service? Would you still get served if you wore you shirt and shoes but no pants?
Yes, by the police. lol, don't tase me bro!!!
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My boyfriend tells me what to wear and forces me to wear; slutty skirt which im not even aloud wearing and im not comfortable wearing it in public. I even left the skirt at work and he tells me go pick it up or else im not chilling with u. who right?
Uh oh, time to dump mister wrong and find a decent man who will give you the love and respect that you deserve. Seriously, dump him!
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Do real men hit women?
That's a big no.
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What are bananas good for?
Pie!
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Honestly, do you ever feel like going on a killing spree?
That's a big no.
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If I came knocking on your door to get some bananas for the Muffins I am baking would you have some for me?
Probably not, they don't last long in my house.
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What do you call women who pass up single guys to date married ones?
I call them trouble and I stay the $&@! away from them.
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Which would you rather have.. The America's Cup, an Olympic gold medal, or a Super Bowl ring?
I'd trade them all for a chance to hoist the Stanley Cup - just once.
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What don't you like about your house?
It wasn't free.
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How did you teach your kids how to tell time?
My wife and I picked up a chart with a clock on it that shows the different positions of the hours/minute hands and what they mean. We also made up flash cards for our kids to use. It's mostly just repetition until they get it down.
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Praying mantis vs. tarantula----who wins?
What? No Godzilla???? Well, ok, I'll go with the spider then. Sheez.... no Godzilla..... :o(
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My boyfriend broke up with me because he was stressed. Then two weeks later I kissed someone we both know. He got mad at me and said he never wanted to talk or see me again. Is he just talking out of anger? Was it too soon for me to kiss someone?
If he broke up with you before then he should keep his mouth shut. It's no longer any of his business. Oh, and yes, he's probably angry - at himself.
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My 3 year old gets so angry when she throws fits if you don't keep a hold of her she will hurt herself. why is she doing this
Because she's 3 years old. She'll outgrow it.
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Do guys see girls with tongue rings as 'slutts'?
This old guy sees girls with tongue rings and just thinks: "ouch!"
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George bushs victory in the presidential election of2000 was finally decided by?
Me. Yes, I can finally come clean to the American public. My non-disclosure agreement has finally expired and I can speak my mind. I was the one who made the decision. I decided on George because he offered my more ice cream than Al. Mmmmmm, snowman just LOVES ice cream.... :o)
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Do you ever wonder, who your online lover is making love to tonight, or how many others he/she is whispering those sweet nothings to .. Does it even matter?
Online lover??? Ok, help an old guy out here... how does that even work???
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My BF of 5 mos broke up by stopping answering my calls/emails 1.5 weeks ago. He gave me a big hug/kiss when we parted the last time and I thought everything was OK. This is killing me. What can I do to get some closure?
Nothing. It's time to move on. I mean seriously, what a crappy way to break up with you! Forget him!
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The emperor is in a good mood - who should he release?
My wallet!
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Welcome to Burger King! Can i take your order?
I'll have 2 crunchy beef tacos and a bean burrito please... um... to go!
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My husband says pets can't actually love their owners because they are just animals and not capable of such emotions. Do you agree or disagree? Why or why not?
Tiffany, my cat just loves me for my kitty treats. Oh, and that string I pull around the house for her.
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Is there something you do every Sunday?
Wake up. Well, eventaully.
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If you were able to get a body refurbishment,what would you do to it?
Rotate the tires, mayba a new paint job.
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I want to write a blog. please sugget me on which topic shall i write ? please reply me. Just tell me the topic name
Underwater Basket Weaving.
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Guys: do you tell all your friends if your girlfriend isnt a very good kisser? and do you talk about your relationship in depth to them?
Absolutely not.
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I decided that I want to move out of this town. I'm moving to Newport Beach, California. When is the last time you were able to pick up and move wherever you wanted and did you?
About 20 years ago. Wow, the beach huh? I really miss the beaches....
Enjoy yourself Sara.
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What or why was God before this universe existed?
God is the same, yesterday, today and tomorrow. To quote God directly: "Ehyeh asher ehyeh". (see Exodus 3:14)
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Why do humans like food hot?
Because it's soooooooo tastey!!!
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My guy & I were talking marriage, I had issues & broke it off, we are dating again & taking it a step at a time, I am TERRIFIED of planning wedding, he know this, should we start planning now or wait till I am ready?
When my wife and I got married she and her Mom spent WEEKS planning every detail of our wedding. They spent a fortune and put themselves through hell in the process. The whole wedding/reception was over in a few hours. Afterwards she wondered aloud why she had even bothered - as soon as it was over she didn't care about it anymore.
So, what's my point? Why bother to plan a wedding...
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Should you obey your husband?
Only if he is willing to love you as Christ loved the church. Is he willing to die horribly for you? If so, then yes, you should submit to your husband.
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When a girl acts stupid do guys like it?
I don't.
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Is your mail delivered to your door or do you have to go to the post office?
Almost never.
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Do you think its weird when girls call their s/o DADDY?
Yep!
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I went to Washington DC last night, thought it was going to suck. meet a girl. hung out with her all day. kissed her bla bla went back to my car with my family and it wouldnt start. theres smoke coming out and its reving on its own. was this trip a waste?
That depends, how much fun was the "bla, blah"?
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What is the correct abbreviation for Lunch
Lunch is far too important to abbreviate! I mean, c'mon!!! Oh great, now I'm hungry! lol
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On a scale of 1-10 how wrong was it for me to call into work and say I forgot I had a Dr. Appt and I'd be in an hour and a half late when really I was just exhausted from a major hike I did last night and slept for another hour?
Maybe a 1 or a 2. I wouldn't worry about it.
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If you went outside one day and everyone, as far as the eye can see, is dead...what would you do?
Go back inside.
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If you came home and there was a nuclear missile laying in your living room, how would you describe that to the authorities?
First of all, I probably wouldn't have any idea what it was. I would probably describe it to the 911 operator as a "whatchamacallit". I can see me telling them "I don't know what it is but it came through my roof and it's not supposed to be here!"
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Do you think when you marry someone you are marrying their family also? and how to deal with an interfering family?
Yes in a way you are. I've found that putting 1,000 + miles between you and your in-laws can help with the interfering part. Of course, they can still call on the phone.. doh!
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Who's the last person you spoke with on the phone?
My wife
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08/08/08 Magic 8 ball what do you have in store for me today on this lucky numbered date?
I can't answer this question. I took my magic 8 ball apart when I was 9 years old. I just HAD to know what was inside it. Besides, mine was defective - it always used to get stuck between two answers. Like that's supposed to be any help!!!
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Will someone make up my mind for me? I was planing on leaving my boyfriend and moving out because he's not ready to get married and he's not sure he ever will. I have a ton of places lined up to move but now I just hear a voice that says, "DONT GO!"
Ahh Sara, I was wondering what was going on with you and Ryan. My advice? Leave him, at least for now. If you don't he'll probably never take you seriously again. Tell him why you are leaving and give him the opportunity to rethink his position over the next few days/weeks. Maybe he'll change his mind when he's been without you for awhile. If not, then you'll know for...
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Would you sell someone elses soul?(if you owned it) (to whom could or would you sell it to?)
Um... that's a big no.
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Madonna....now or 20 years ago?
Never.
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Would you sell me your soul for ANYTHING? The easier it is for me to do the faster we can do business.
Um... that's a big no.
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Are you still going to sell me that thing we talked about?
Sure, but ya know, the price has gone up since we last spoke....
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I think i'm going to be single soon. My boyfriend of 2 years says he never wants to have kids or get married...thats kind of a deal breaker in my opinion. How do I get the courage to leave when I'm really happy besides these HUGE issues?
Oops! sorry, typed a comment in the wrong place...
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I think i'm going to be single soon. My boyfriend of 2 years says he never wants to have kids or get married...thats kind of a deal breaker in my opinion. How do I get the courage to leave when I'm really happy besides these HUGE issues?
Yikes! I am so sorry to hear that Sara. I really am. Well, if your heart is leading you towards Marriage and kids then you should probably listen. If Ryan doesn't want either of those things that then it may be time for "the talk". I can't advise you on that, but I think you already know what you should do.
The good news is that you are an amazing young woman who, if you...
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Is it time to have permanent open borders?
You mean we don't already?
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Will you meet me for lunch?
That depends, are you buying?
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Which do you prefer S'mores or Moon Pies?
I hate to admit this... but I've never had a s'more. I know what they are, I've just never had one. Gee, what a sheltered life I've lead!
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When was the last time you "lost your head"? What really happened?
Just this morning. I was stumbling around, trying to find it, falling over everything. What a pain!
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Did George W. Bush ruin any chance of a Republican winning the 2008 Presidency?
Who knows. IMHO the nomination of John McCain pretty much assures a victory for Obama. I don't think that has anything to do with Bush though.
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If you were unemployed, homeless, and only had $50.00 to your name, what would you do today?
Been there, done that. First thing I did was get a job.
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First thing that comes to mind when I say "rebranding"?
Honestly? Absolutely nothing. Sorry.
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First thing that comes to mind when I say "immortality"?
There can be only one!
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What is the deal with all the anti-American rhetoric on this site? Do you realize that you wouldn't even be on the internet without us?
Yea! And thank Al Gore, 'cause he INVENTED the internet - duh! (yes, I am being sarcastic)
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A friend gives u a lottery ticket that wins a million dollars.What do you do?
Invest the money and buy something really nice for my friend.
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Please help me understand. Why are some people content with thinking that everyone from the Middle East is a terrorist? It's ABSURD!
They do? Who?
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Someone offers u a million bucks to go run 5 miles outside in new york city naked do u?
Sure. Why not? I can probably outrun most NYC cops anyway.
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Who thinks they have a mental, emotional, or social disorder and why?
I'm introverted, so I guess that qualifies as a social disorder. I do generally avoid social settings. My wife, who has no patience with me, usually drags me out to meet folks anyway. Oh well.
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Have you ever pooped yourself in public. Did you make it out without being found out?
Um, not since I was about 2 years old.
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I had sex and he came inside me and now I throw up every morning and havent had my period in three months, am I pregnant?
I used to post fake pregnancy questions 'till they all started getting moderated. Sometimes this site has no sense of humor. :o( Anyway, lol Sara. This question made me laugh this morning - thanks.
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Can you be trusted not to cheat when given the opportunity?
As in cheating on my wife? Never. No sex in the world would ever be worth what's taken me 17+ years to build with my best friend.
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Its pay day, where did all your money go?
A tithe to my church, food for my kids who are ALWAYS hungry, my mortgage, my car payment, my utilities, and on and on and on.... I think I actually get to keep about $20 for myself. Yay! Oh well, right?
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What is the most effective way to lose weight? I have a job where I sit for 8 hrs a day & don't have a lot of time before or after. What can I do to get in shape?
Stop eating
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How would you feel if you gave homeless guy money and he used it to rob somebody or a bank/store?
It costs money to rob a bank these days??? Oh man! Is nothing in this world free anymore?!!!
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Who felt the quake in California just now?
I did! Oh wait, that was just my kids running through the house. Never mind.
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What kind of Native Americans live near you?
I'm from Oklahoma, so mostly Cherokee, Choctaw, Chickasaw, Creek, and Seminole. There are a bunch of other, smaller tribes here as well.
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Do they make you wear briefs for basic training for the army?
When I was in the Navy they gave you a choice between boxers or briefs. I'm sure the Army is the same.
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Have you ever had an ... er... embarassing moment during a physical exam?
Oh yea. My doc is a very nice lady though, she ignores it and so do I.
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If you fall in love with someone and it doesn't work out, do you still have feelings for that person?
Yep
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Is there a cure for ugliness?
I used to apply liberal amounts of beer when I was younger...
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What are your most annoying habbits
Too many to list. LOL!
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How bad is your asthma?
Not bad today. Yesterday wasn't fun though. :o(
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What celebrity couples do you think shouldn't be married?
Kermit and Miss Piggy. That pig has some real anger issues...
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Whats the sweetest thing a guy can say to a girl he likes?
I'll do the dishes, you go rest.
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Which members of your family argue the most with one another?
All of us. We call that a good time. LOL!
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Do you let people try your glasses on?
Nope. Yuck!
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Is euthanasia a sin?
Wasn't that a grunge band in the 80's???
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Can you control your anger?
Yes.
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Are you a virgin? If so, why? (I'm doing a survey, not being nosy)
Uh, that's a big no. I'm not sure I can even rememeber back that far now....
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I love my girlfriend and she says she does back but i dont really believe her and i dont think she believes me fully and my question is how can we prove to eachother tht we love eachother?
Honestly, you can't. My wife and I have been together for 17 years and it's still an ongoing process for us. Some days we are more in love, some days less, that's just how it goes.
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If you read a book about ancient Egypt outside of class, will you remember the names of people and places?
Nope, sorry. My mind will wander and I'll forget the whole thing 10 minutes after I put it down.
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PLS help me solve verify this one: 1. (sin w/1 + cos w) + (1+ cos w/ sin w) = 2 csc w 2. cos k - sin k tan x / sin k + cos k tan x = cot k - tan x/ 1+ tan x cot k
Ow! snowman has a headache... :o(
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The toilet, lavatory, bathroom, loo, john: What do YOU call it?
outside my home I say restroom. Inside my home I say bathroom. Go figure. Raised in USA, Oklahoma.
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Which pants leg do you step into first when you put on your pants?
Both!
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Can you play the piano?
A little. I usually fake my way through songs - just make up the parts I'm too lazy to actually learn.
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Ok it is time for me to reveal my true Identity, I am Death! Now what are you going to say to get me to allow you to live another day?
Um............... I got nothing, sorry.
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Can the gov't keep track of homeless people? What if a homeless person gets drafted?
No draft. The homeless people are safe - for the moment.
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My girlfreind says tht she loves me but the second i not with her she goes of and flirts with every possible guys she sees and sometimes its my best frinds and i just get worried tht i going to lose her because i still really love her idk what to do.help?
Dump her. Life is too short for this kind of headache
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During an election, how do you decide who to vote for?
Close eyes, make mark on paper....
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How many countries have you visited thoughout your life?
I honestly don't remember. Some of those countries were alot of fun...
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I just bought a used van on payments like 4 days ago,we had a storm and it got a little banged up on the top and a few little marks here and there,it was in my driveway where i rent my apt, is there legally a responsable party who should pay for repairs?
Yep, you are that party.
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Could you live on making 11 dollars an hour?
Nope
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Do you eat meals as a family or does everyone go off on their own?
Snowfamily all eat together
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When you're hanging out with your friends everyone's got a role. The comedian. The smarty. The referee. So which one are you?
The quiet one
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If you lost your family, friends, home, money, job....EVERYTHING today, where would you go first?
Someplace North, so snowman not melt in the hot sun.
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Do guys only look at girls' bodies?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
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What is your favorite meal at taco bell?
A hamburger. Ha! Get's em every time....
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How do you get past being in love with someone who you thought was the love of your life?
Meet someone new.
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I was told that you quit putting ketchup on a hotdog after you're 18 years old. Was this true for you?
Snowman not care for ketchup. Snowwife still eat ketchup on her frostdog though.
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When im playin with my kitten ,she grabs my hand/arm with her front paws and kicks with her back paws.whats that all about?
She's just having fun.
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What's the worse thing that's ever happened to you on holiday?
My mom finally passed away after a prolonged illnes.
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Is there anyone who you thought "walked on water"?
Jesus...
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Is it rational for me to despise you because you are heterosexual?
No hate snowman! :o(
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Is it 4:30 yet?
No. :o(
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Who is pickier: straight men or gay men?
Picky... about what?
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Hey, give that poor guy a sandwich. Which one do you give him?
Liverwurst. Snowman no like liverwurst.
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Would you ever be in a made-for-tv movie on the Lifetime Channel?
What does it pay?
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How long would you be willing to wait for the right person?
Until the sun come out, then snowman have to go or he melt.
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I am a 14-year-old girl. I was getting dressed on the band bus when I noticed a guy behind me was looking. Instead of hiding, I let him watch, then when I was done, I pulled up my shorts and showed him my underwear. Did I lead him on too much?
Hmmm... I'm thinkin' YES! DUH! You're 14! What were you thinking! Anyway, just my opinion
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Have you ever had a stalker?
Why??? Wait, are you following me?!!!!
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If you lived by me would you join my hiking club?
Snowmen no hike. We melt in the hot sun... :o(
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What are some junk food rules you set for your kids? Do you stick by your rules?
My kids have never really had junk food. My wife and I don't eat it so they don't either. We home school so they aren't exposed to it in school either. I must have the only two kids in America that don't eat french-fries or guzzle soda. LOL.
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I got my eye brows arched today. Now, my brows comes to a point at the ends. Why is that? I'm a male
You got your huh whatted? Snowman eyes you with confusion and suspicion...
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Have you ever worked for a family member?
Yep. Never again...
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If god give you a chance to have one wish, what is it?
To have Jesus return and end it all right now.
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Do men like women that get their nails and feet done?
If the fella really likes the girl he probably won't notice. Just saying.
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Have you ever slept with one of your neighbors?
Bleah! no thanks! ... trust me, bleah!
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What famous historical event do you remember watching live?
Moon landing. What can I say, I took a wrong turn, refused to ask for directions, my wife kept saying "we're lost!" and I kept saying "I know exactly where we are!" and.... oh, sorry. Um, moon landing.
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What do you think of when you think of Canada?
I think our hockey teams are better. LOL!
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If I asked you nicely, would you tell me what size your bosoms are?
Snowman no have bosoms....
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which is ur favourite colour?
Red, no blue, no... AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
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What color shoes should a man wear with a cream or off white business suit?
Lime green?
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Is there a way that Americans can stop gas prices from rising?
Yes, high prices will eventually fix the high prices. See, the solution is already in the works! lol
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Can my neighbour get away with calling me a flagrant liar in paperwork submitted to the land registry
I say roll that paperwork up and give him/her a good swat with it!
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If your relationship was on the rocks and you wanted to make it work, what would be the best thing to do?
Open honest communication.
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What do you think of when you think of the Rocky Mountains?
The cabin my family and I stayed in when we visited CO on vacation.
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Since discovering Answerbag, have you become more social or less social in real life?
No difference. I've always been introverted and I always will be.
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At what age did you say your first bad word?
Right after the doctor slapped me. Good thing nobody else in the delivery room spoke baby!
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Do you listen to the radio at work?
No but sometimes I think it listens to me....
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Other than the fact that it was Holy Ground, how does Holy ground relate to one's s shoes? So what other reason did God not want shoes on Moses' feet while in His presence?
Maybe his shoes were stinky???
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Do you pretend?
Oh yea! Reality is overrated.
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Why do you / don't you believe in marriage?
I do believe in marriage. I didn't used to, 'till I woke up married one day... now I'm a believer!
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How does one be normal or healthy in a relationship, or what is considered to be so.
Normal? .... um ... I have no idea what that means.
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How has raising children affected your outlook on life?
I no longer have one. LOL!
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Could you be any happier?
Yes...... hopefully soon.
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Where are you? I am at work with nothing to do!!
Me too!!! Wait, it that you in the cubicle next to mine? Can you see me waving??? *Snowman jumps up and down waving his snowy arms*
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When a convict is to executed by lethal injection, why do they bother to sterilize the needles?
They do???
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I signed up for Darwin dating, its supposed to exclude uglies...but I got sent all these pictures of men i'd rate about a 6....Whats up with that? This seems so wrong to me.
Darwin Dating??? Wow, snowman is very glad he's not single.... would be voted off the island very quickly! lol
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A Kiss when you get home: Is that too much to ask for?
Hmmm, doesn't sound like you're asking for too much. Unless.... did you have a liver and limburger cheese sandwich for lunch????
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Do guys find it weird when girls randomly go up to them and start a convo?
Nope, that's how I met my wife...
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Is there a McDonald's within walking distance of where you live?
No. Thank God!
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How often do you eat pizza at a restaurant?
Not very often.
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Do you think the U.S. is the best country in the world?
Yes.
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If Osama Bin Laden is found, what should be done with him?
Make him live in New Jersey
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How do I get friends and family to stop asking when my husband and I are going to have children?
Have children.
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Jealousy...are you a victim of this dreaded cancer?
Sometimes, but not very often.
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If you were to consider everyone in the world...Who would you pick as President of the United States?
The guy who played the drill seargent in "full metal jacket". Think how entertaining the state of the union speeches would be. lol
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Who here has native American in them... if so what tribe?
Cherokee & Seminole
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My wife had a emotional affair about 6mo. ago, and lied but finnaly admitted to it. we went to cousling and she promissed it would never hapen again. But it did she lied and said nothing was going on, but i have it on tape, she now wants to work things
Sounds like it's time to move on.
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Is it really possible for all religions to be true? If so how?
No, it isn't.
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Is being 17 too old to to master tae kwon doe
Too old??? I started learning Kyukoshin style Karate at 40...
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What's my height? dad 6' mom 5'2
4'8"?
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How do you pay for your gas: cash, credit gas card or other?
Credit Card. I used to pay in goats but that was so messy. Making change was really hard too. (jk)
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Guys I was wondering can you lift your girlfriends? I have this fantasy where this guy I like just lifts me( obviously in a romantic way, not in a bench pressy way)? Is this unreasonable at 136lbs?
Depends on the size of your guy I guess.
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Do you feel that after you have been here a while, that your answers become more selective and of better quality?
No I'm still just a big smart ass.
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Am I crazy? I'm 15 & I feel like im obsessed with going to chat rooms & only talking to men 25-45 years old. nothing usually ever comes out of it, but there have been a couple of times... & they were 32 & 45. I know its illegal, but im addicted...help...
Wow! Be careful! If they know you are 15 and they are still chatting then chances are they want something more than a good conversation. Just don't ever let any of them talk you into meeting in real life. Don't give out ANY personal info! Oh, and I would talk to a counselor about the addiction thing too.
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Do you belive in god? Explain why.
Yes.
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If you had to be homeless, where would you want to be?
At home. Ironic huh?
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Is it possible to learn and master 5 languages in a year's time?
Not for me it isn't
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What are the catholics views on alcohol?
Drink up!
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What are some things you shouldn't ask people you just met?
Can I have your kidneys?
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Is it everything they said it was?
Oh honestly, what do they know anyway.
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