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Answer to I have been on answerbag for 2 years now and I still haven't found a bag full of answers. Has anyone else found it yet?

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 13:38:15 -0700

I have been on answerbag for 2 years now and I still haven't found a bag full of answers. Has anyone else found it yet?

Don't freak out, but you are already inside the bag

Answer to Does Islam really promote violence? Or is this just a misconception?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:09:15 -0800

Does Islam really promote violence? Or is this just a misconception?

I'm not picking solely on Islam however, I think the whole way religion in general is pursued and practiced leads to violence

Answer to How do you feel about genetically engineering your children?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:23:28 -0800

How do you feel about genetically engineering your children?

Don't plan on having any children, but I would totally alter everyone else's!

Answer to Ive officially used AB for exactly 6 moths now. Is that considered a long time by AB standards?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:51:16 -0800

Ive officially used AB for exactly 6 moths now. Is that considered a long time by AB standards?

Depends, how long do moths live? ;)

Answer to Would you declare war on your neighbor for anything even when the bible states, "love thy neighbor"?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:30:05 -0800

Would you declare war on your neighbor for anything even when the bible states, "love thy neighbor"?

Sure, it's what they call "tough love"

Answer to Should someone be arrested for refusing to tip for bad service?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:18:44 -0800

Should someone be arrested for refusing to tip for bad service?

Interesting story, and I think establishments that have that mandatory tip crap added to their bills, need to leave the customer with the option to have it removed if they feel service was bad. I agree with the couple, it's like they want to treat tips like another form of taxes or something

Answer to Whatcha think bout smokin a big fat Joint?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:49:32 -0800

Whatcha think bout smokin a big fat Joint?

Only time I almost smoked on a joint was when it belonged to Phil Anselmo. But never have

Answer to Where do Muslims get the guts to go one Suicide Missions?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:47:22 -0800

Where do Muslims get the guts to go one Suicide Missions?

They're born with them, and then they all go flying when they blow themselves up

Answer to Are husbands really dressed like girls and exposed to their mother-in-laws?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:11:26 -0800

Are husbands really dressed like girls and exposed to their mother-in-laws?

To some cultures perhaps?

Answer to What happen if you keep a goldfish in a dark room?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:40:40 -0800

What happen if you keep a goldfish in a dark room?

They turn white

Answer to Do you have trouble connecting to people?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:25:08 -0800

Do you have trouble connecting to people?

Only if they smell, or listen to country

Answer to What if you were watching Oprah, and she shouted "people of Earth, behold your God", then Obama came out and gave a speech in military fatigues with a red beret and a cape?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:21:21 -0800

What if you were watching Oprah, and she shouted "people of Earth, behold your God", then Obama came out and gave a speech in military fatigues with a red beret and a cape?

WTF am I doing watching Oprah?

Answer to In three words or less, how would you describe your emotional stability?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:15:39 -0800

In three words or less, how would you describe your emotional stability?

Sturdy and mellow. (I numb my emotions to the decaying world around me by blanketing them in an intricate framework of apathy)

Answer to For what reasons would someone be a vegetarian?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:04:50 -0800

For what reasons would someone be a vegetarian?

Conspiracy of some kind. Never trust a meat racist

Answer to Do you look good when you wake up or do you have "morning face"

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:57:04 -0800

Do you look good when you wake up or do you have "morning face"

I look like an evil homeless viking when I wake up

Answer to Hey I've had it with this long winded term Significant Other.. or the dam S/O. Why dont people just say B/F G/F..I dont know I just hate the term ..anybody else? (2009-11-14)

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:55:47 -0800

Hey I've had it with this long winded term Significant Other.. or the dam S/O. Why dont people just say B/F G/F..I dont know I just hate the term ..anybody else? (2009-11-14)

I actually just used it cuz it's quicker than bf/gf and covers both

Answer to When flying Air Force One does the Air Force take into consideration the drag caused by Obama's ears?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:53:54 -0800

When flying Air Force One does the Air Force take into consideration the drag caused by Obama's ears?

They don't have to, the airflow never passes inside. They do have a crash contingency plan however, if they're going down and they need to put on the brakes quick, they can pop his head out the door

Answer to Does excessive perkiness annoy you?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:51:41 -0800

Does excessive perkiness annoy you?

Not if the perkiness belongs to boobies. But yes, otherwise overly perky people make me want to staple my eardrums

Answer to If a legal immigrant, from Mexico, moved in next door to you and displayed a Mexican flag in his front yard instead of an American flag, would this upset you?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:48:37 -0800

If a legal immigrant, from Mexico, moved in next door to you and displayed a Mexican flag in his front yard instead of an American flag, would this upset you?

I would try not to be upset about trivial crap like that, but it is a little jerkish. I know I'd feel like a tool flying a big American flag outside my house if I moved somewhere else, seems quite disrespectful and I'm sure the host country wouldn't appreciate it much

Answer to Who do you think is the Anti-Christ?

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:14:38 -0800

Who do you think is the Anti-Christ?

Phil

Answer to How do I watch a torrented movie? I already downloaded it using utorrent.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:45:20 -0800

How do I watch a torrented movie? I already downloaded it using utorrent.

If they are .rar files, you'll need something like Winrar to extract it. Get VLC (media player) and you can pretty much watch anything (I have so far) That's the common stuff, if you have something more exotic, you'll need to drop some more details

Answer to I'm not voting, what do you think about that?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:50:54 -0800

I'm not voting, what do you think about that?

Voting in elections nowadays is like voting for which side of the toilet your turd is going to float in. I support your decision

Answer to Would you sell your daughter into slavery for free Wendy's for life?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:15:43 -0800

Would you sell your daughter into slavery for free Wendy's for life?

Maybe El Pollo Loco, but not Wendy's

Answer to Why do so many people refuse to believe in a higher being?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:39:09 -0800

Why do so many people refuse to believe in a higher being?

I have never done any illegal drugs, there are tons of beings higher than me

Answer to Pick a Number between 100 and 10,000. Which number will you choose?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:34:37 -0800

Pick a Number between 100 and 10,000. Which number will you choose?

9001 (aka "over 9000")

Answer to What's a good song to sing around the campfire with a guitar?

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:09:13 -0700

What's a good song to sing around the campfire with a guitar?

Oh yeah

Answer to Can even the smoothest ninja make their way across an old house's creaky floorboards without making a sound?

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:02:30 -0700

Can even the smoothest ninja make their way across an old house's creaky floorboards without making a sound?

Absolutely, they monkeybar across the rafters

Answer to How many times do you jerk-off a day?

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:26:17 -0700

How many times do you jerk-off a day?

None. I jerk off at night

Answer to How moral of a person are you?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:47:16 -0700

How moral of a person are you?

I adhere pretty strictly to my own code, but that doesn't necessarily mean much to the next guy who has an entirely different belief system

Answer to Have you ever lost your car in a parking lot?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:45:02 -0700

Have you ever lost your car in a parking lot?

True story... I was working extremely long hours on a movie shoot that was falling behind schedule and by week's end I was very very exhausted (please take this into account). The night before my one day off, I was driving around the parking lot (IN my truck) looking for where I parked...

Answer to Atheist what do you think about what this former atheist's came to the conclusion of?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:10:38 -0700

Atheist what do you think about what this former atheist's came to the conclusion of?

Wow, that was tough to watch. He mentions this "torrent" of evidence, and you'd think if it were that compelling, it would be more mainstream and effective. True, there are an ass-ton of christians out there, but an Atheism-crushing tidal wave of god-proving evidence simply does...

Answer to If you had the ability the read minds would u? Why or why not

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:56:22 -0700

If you had the ability the read minds would u? Why or why not

As long as I could turn it off when I wanted to. Constant chatter would drive me insane and wouldn't be worth it

Answer to Do you generally go to bed before or after midnight?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:06:35 -0700

Do you generally go to bed before or after midnight?

I go to couch WAYYY after midnight. Sun comes up, time to sleep

Answer to What's the last sports event you watched & who won?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:05:40 -0700

What's the last sports event you watched & who won?

Physically there? Hockey game, Kings vs. Sharks, Sharks won, jerks On TV - Kings games, we've won 4 straight :) Best opener since 92/93, hopefully we'll make the playoffs this year

Answer to European neandertals were replaced by a wave of anatomically modern humans according to what model

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:14:01 -0700

European neandertals were replaced by a wave of anatomically modern humans according to what model

Elle Macpherson? (totally guessing here)

Answer to How many times have you had sex in your life?

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:07:53 -0700

How many times have you had sex in your life?

Lots. Not many partners, but I sure worked the ones I had

Answer to Good Looking Breasts Implants (not disgustingly big) or Really Totally Flat Chested. I want honest answers from male.

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:05:48 -0700

Good Looking Breasts Implants (not disgustingly big) or Really Totally Flat Chested. I want honest answers from male.

Neither is much of a turn on to me (just being honest), so, with that in mind, why not stay natural? I vote flat chested. A woman is like a whole jungle gym, and there's more to her than just the monkey bars ;)

Answer to What do you do when you hate someone?

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 02:17:46 -0700

What do you do when you hate someone?

Nerdrage like a fawkin pro

Answer to What's heavier: Everything that is on Earth (animals, trees, water, buildings, people), or Earth itself (just the rock)?

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 02:16:24 -0700

What's heavier: Everything that is on Earth (animals, trees, water, buildings, people), or Earth itself (just the rock)?

It's a weird thing to think about since the Earth IS the source of the gravity keeping everything else firmly planted on top of it. I get what you're saying however, and by mass the Earth is greater than its toppings

Answer to Are you a nice person

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 02:09:29 -0700

Are you a nice person

Generally, but just underneath the convincing exterior, I am seething with hatred for the better part of mankind

Answer to Guys, do you prefer women with short or long hair? why?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:15:37 -0700

Guys, do you prefer women with short or long hair? why?

Long is almost always preferrable

Answer to You're a moon what?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:11:28 -0700

You're a moon what?

That's no moon

Answer to Do you pick your nose?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:02:31 -0700

Do you pick your nose?

Well I certainly don't pick anyone else's

Answer to Who is your fantasy bar tender or bar maid?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:57:40 -0700

Who is your fantasy bar tender or bar maid?

Jesus. I'm sure he's got a whole gang of tricks besides the water to wine gag

Answer to If the best baker in the world offered to make you your favorite cake for your Birthday free of charge, what kind of cake would it be? How big would it be?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:40:49 -0700

If the best baker in the world offered to make you your favorite cake for your Birthday free of charge, what kind of cake would it be? How big would it be?

Chocolate Ice Cream cake with chocolate icing & chocolate sprinkles (and any other chocolate toppings/options available)

Answer to What is the best science fiction story ever written? Do not include fantasy.

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:37:05 -0700

What is the best science fiction story ever written? Do not include fantasy.

"Dead World" still writing it ;)

Answer to Whats ur view on Time Travel

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:36:15 -0700

Whats ur view on Time Travel

Personally I don't believe it is a possibility

Answer to Whenever I give my boyfriend head, it often gets to the point where I think I am going to throw up from deep throating. He doesn't like handjobs, so how do I stimulate him when I need to take a break?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:32:42 -0700

Whenever I give my boyfriend head, it often gets to the point where I think I am going to throw up from deep throating. He doesn't like handjobs, so how do I stimulate him when I need to take a break?

I've found that it works just as well when my gf gets her lips on the length she is comfortable with, and uses her hands to work the remainder (lube optional, but useful in enhancing illusory effect). Hopefully the use of your mouth will offset his discontent with "mere" handjobs

Answer to Is it easy for you to say 'No' to friends?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:26:37 -0700

Is it easy for you to say 'No' to friends?

My real friends don't generally ask me for things that would put a strain on me for whatever reason unless they are in a real situation, in which case I am happy to help/provide. That's generally the way my little group works, the ones that are doing well help out the ones that...

Answer to Guys: A girl invites you over to her house to watch a movie. Are you expecting sex?

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:18:29 -0700

Guys: A girl invites you over to her house to watch a movie. Are you expecting sex?

In the movie or from the chick? Chicks don't like movies, so yeah, expecting sex. And from the movie, all movies have sex in them so yeah, expecting sex there too tl;dr yes

Answer to Do people take advantage of your politeness?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:31:05 -0700

Do people take advantage of your politeness?

Only when I'm too tired to be an asshole

Answer to Hello?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:50:27 -0700

Hello?

shh

Answer to What takes a big chunk out of your day?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:11:55 -0700

What takes a big chunk out of your day?

procrastination

Answer to HELP! Icy Silver is upset. Not good. I want her to be unupsetted (I made up that word just for her) Can you please say something funny to make Icy unupset. Clean jokes, good wishes, heartfelt words and hugs most appreciated. She deserves it. Thank you.

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:41:29 -0700

HELP! Icy Silver is upset. Not good. I want her to be unupsetted (I made up that word just for her) Can you please say something funny to make Icy unupset. Clean jokes, good wishes, heartfelt words and hugs most appreciated. She deserves it. Thank you.

All she needs to feel better is to do this to a friend. Works like a charm...

Answer to If we live in a galaxy with planets in it,does that mean other galaxys have other planets in it

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:31:52 -0700

If we live in a galaxy with planets in it,does that mean other galaxys have other planets in it

Other galaxies do, but not because we do

Answer to Why don't men stop and ask for directions?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:27:09 -0700

Why don't men stop and ask for directions?

If it's me, it's because I'm not going anywhere. I always ask for directions (when I was being made I declined the internal compass in favor of larger genitalia)

Answer to What do guys like in a girl?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:25:21 -0700

What do guys like in a girl?

I can only speak for myself... Looks; Red hair, pretty smile Intangibles; Sexy voice/accent Personality; Funny, smart Quirks; Into weird random stuff like I am (Basically Isla Fisher)

Answer to How can u tell if a man is married or not without a wedding ring?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:43:53 -0700

How can u tell if a man is married or not without a wedding ring?

Check for his balls. If there's none there, he's married

Answer to If you owned a hot dog stand, what would you name it?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:34:50 -0700

If you owned a hot dog stand, what would you name it?

"Doggie Style"

Answer to What is your favorite play on Barack Obama's name?

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:16:42 -0700

What is your favorite play on Barack Obama's name?

Baraka Obama

Answer to How should we interrogate terrorists?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:23:50 -0700

How should we interrogate terrorists?

With loud Christian music (Muslim music for Christian terrorists, Country for Atheists)

Answer to What do you think of a group like COATs, etc for atheists? example Blahblah has a scarlet A as username..etc..

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:12:12 -0700

What do you think of a group like COATs, etc for atheists? example Blahblah has a scarlet A as username..etc..

One of the many reasons I like cheetahs is because they're all Atheists to the last cat

Answer to What makes a friend, a True Friend? By how he/she talks to you, hangs with you,etc? How do you know if you can trust them or not?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:10:10 -0700

What makes a friend, a True Friend? By how he/she talks to you, hangs with you,etc? How do you know if you can trust them or not?

Their mom and dad

Answer to What is the funniest sounding word in the English language?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:04:56 -0700

What is the funniest sounding word in the English language?

spoon

Answer to What is hard to get in,and easy to get out?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:54:59 -0700

What is hard to get in,and easy to get out?

A vagina. Not the first time you got out of course, but subsequent times are much easier

Answer to Why aperson have alcohol when in a good mood and then have alcohol in sad mood .

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:52:51 -0700

Why aperson have alcohol when in a good mood and then have alcohol in sad mood .

A good way to become alcoholic is to drink by your moods

Answer to What was the best thing you ever ate?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:35:23 -0700

What was the best thing you ever ate?

"Kings Trio" dinner at the Isis in Luxor, Las Vegas, preceded by the fresh "Ocean Sampler", and followed by a special birthday "Sweet Menagerie" dessert tray. All enhanced by excellent service, good company, and a few bottles of expensive french champagne. Best...

Answer to In a normal day, what makes you the most angry?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:28:04 -0700

In a normal day, what makes you the most angry?

heat

Answer to I am ordering out for Chineses Food, What will you have? I am having the Beef and Vegetables!!!

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:15:42 -0700

I am ordering out for Chineses Food, What will you have? I am having the Beef and Vegetables!!!

Alright! I'm always down for Chineses. Gimme the Sweet & Sour chicken!

Answer to If someone Is posessed by the Devil how would you know?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:14:21 -0700

If someone Is posessed by the Devil how would you know?

The nail of his left pinky would be black and pointy

Answer to Some people say that skinny people can’t be great cooks. Agree or disagree?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:08:14 -0700

Some people say that skinny people can’t be great cooks. Agree or disagree?

Nah, you can attack that goofy logic with even more goofy logic when someone asks you that, just say... "It's the other way around, porkers will obviously eat anything, the skinny ones don't eat as much, so they make what they do eat taste as good as possible."

Answer to Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:05:13 -0700

Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

The line is getting a little blurry between "sane" and "insane" too

Answer to Though not a plant, Has leaves. Though not a beast, Has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing 'Tis more valuable than wine. What is it?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:59:25 -0700

Though not a plant, Has leaves. Though not a beast, Has spine. Though many wouldn't need this thing 'Tis more valuable than wine. What is it?

Book

Answer to Is it true that if you eat Chinese food, you'll be hungry again a hour later?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:57:25 -0700

Is it true that if you eat Chinese food, you'll be hungry again a hour later?

Not me, I eat Chinese food until near sick. Leftovers are generally safe till the mornin

Answer to Does this scare You? (link)

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:52:38 -0700

Does this scare You? (link)

Nah, I saw "pop up" in two places at least so I knew to turn my vol off and wait for the spooky face. That said, Exorcist scared the living crapola out of me when I was a kid. I was certain Satan was going to bounce my mattress.

Answer to Do they have broadband in hell?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:46:22 -0700

Do they have broadband in hell?

Yes we d... uh, yeah they do

Answer to Is a sexy woman tried to strip in front of you, what would you do?

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:41:11 -0700

Is a sexy woman tried to strip in front of you, what would you do?

Shake my ass and take off my shirt. It's STRIP BATTLE TIME!!!

Answer to My husband just called me a stupid, stinky, pig faced, crack whore, dummy head. What could this mean?

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:21:08 -0700

My husband just called me a stupid, stinky, pig faced, crack whore, dummy head. What could this mean?

Well that's the opposite of an intelligent, pleasantly fragrant, angel faced, squeaky clean, smarty pants That said, I don't think I've helped things

Answer to Everyone why did you register to awnserbag . To help , to find awnsers or anything else?

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:50:13 -0700

Everyone why did you register to awnserbag . To help , to find awnsers or anything else?

I joined because I had a weird genetics question, but I stayed because this place is e-crack

Answer to I have seen some that had their pets pets stuffed when they died,would you ever consider doing so,or do you find this an unusual practice?

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:48:34 -0700

I have seen some that had their pets pets stuffed when they died,would you ever consider doing so,or do you find this an unusual practice?

I find it highly unusual that someone's pets have pets

Answer to What is something you might nibble on?

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:46:49 -0700

What is something you might nibble on?

Nipple

Answer to Am I "Me"? That is, am I one single entity, a single "human being" OR am I a conglomeration of billions of specialized cells working together in order to survive?

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:45:21 -0700

Am I "Me"? That is, am I one single entity, a single "human being" OR am I a conglomeration of billions of specialized cells working together in order to survive?

I like to think of it like so... "You" are an operator. The body you inhabit is simply a vehicle. In fact, you can think of it like that. Your mental presence is the driver, and your body is the car that drives around and interacts with the world around it at your behest. While...

Answer to What would Jesus bench?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:10:07 -0700

What would Jesus bench?

Well, that cross looked pretty gnarly, but he was using his shoulder. I bet he still had some pretty beefy carpenter muscles tho (they didn't have power tools back then) Buck 50? Buck 85 tops?

Answer to What's your definition of "heaven on earth"?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:07:26 -0700

What's your definition of "heaven on earth"?

Somewhere under the bubbles

Answer to What was the moral of the last movie you saw?

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:59:58 -0700

What was the moral of the last movie you saw?

Don't tattle

Answer to What do you wish would just go away?

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:19:28 -0700

What do you wish would just go away?

fill in the blank questions

Answer to My dog has light blood and mucus in his stool?

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:14:45 -0700

My dog has light blood and mucus in his stool?

correct

Answer to What is your favorite salad?

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:13:55 -0700

What is your favorite salad?

Most of the time I like a Chicken Caesar Salad, but occasionally I'll go for a loaded Chef Salad with Ranch

Answer to You have a time machine. You go back in time and kill your father before you're conceived. You'd wink out of existence, but then who'd kill your father? What happens?

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 02:01:44 -0700

You have a time machine. You go back in time and kill your father before you're conceived. You'd wink out of existence, but then who'd kill your father? What happens?

If you can actually change the past, then this isn't a fixed time reality, so it is a alternate worlds reality where each change creates alternate time lines. Therefore, the new reality would exist where another young you would never come to exist, only a timeskipped older one. The older...

Answer to Besides 'Oh My God', what else could OMG stand for? (Creativity counts)

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:10:26 -0700

Besides 'Oh My God', what else could OMG stand for? (Creativity counts)

Seriously - Oh My Goodness, Oh My Gosh Goofily - Overpowering Mega-Greatness, Oscillate My Gonads

Answer to Sign on a homeless person observed the other day: "Will work for gas". i offered this person a gallon of gasoline to start his car. he stated he wanted the money and he had no car. can you imagine how i felt?

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 17:14:50 -0700

Sign on a homeless person observed the other day: "Will work for gas". i offered this person a gallon of gasoline to start his car. he stated he wanted the money and he had no car. can you imagine how i felt?

Offer him a job doing your most demeaning house labor, then take him to the greasiest taco joint you can find saying "that's sure to give you gas"

Answer to Is Scotland brave or stupid?

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:46:49 -0700

Is Scotland brave or stupid?

If you're talking about the bomber release, from all I've been reading, the people of Scotland did not support that decision, and I can certainly sympathize with anyone whose government does stupid shit without their permission. I can only hope that it was part of some kind of deal...

Answer to Have you ever wanted to live in Australia?

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:27:24 -0700

Have you ever wanted to live in Australia?

YES

Answer to If GOD decided to post a Question, what do you think he would ask?

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:38:16 -0700

If GOD decided to post a Question, what do you think he would ask?

"Ooooooh I just can't wait for 2012, can you?"

Answer to Do you like Asian girls?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:14:51 -0700

Do you like Asian girls?

Yup, not exclusively tho, they don't have many redheads

Answer to What is the most offensive song you have ever heard?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:03:11 -0700

What is the most offensive song you have ever heard?

Country offends me personally. Mostly offends my ears

Answer to What can you buy with 50 cents?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:18:47 -0700

What can you buy with 50 cents?

TONS of stuff, that guy is rich

Answer to Men, do you find it distracting how girls show so much skin these days? Should it be covered?

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 02:13:24 -0700

Men, do you find it distracting how girls show so much skin these days? Should it be covered?

Yes, pleasantly distracting, and no, should not be covered (for fuck's sake, no)

Answer to What do you tell a young girl who thinks she may be a lesbian?

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:33:41 -0700

What do you tell a young girl who thinks she may be a lesbian?

"Do it!" That's what I'd say, not saying that you should, I don't know the particulars

Answer to ...where can you hide on AnswerBag?...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:31:49 -0700

...where can you hide on AnswerBag?...

Epistemology