Answerbag: yayalizard's answers

Answer to What would the world be like if our every thought was announced vocally?

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:48:24 -0700

What would the world be like if our every thought was announced vocally?

Complete and totally chaos.

Answer to Even after you've been going out for a while, do girls still like it when you send them a text telling them you miss them?

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:11:52 -0700

Even after you've been going out for a while, do girls still like it when you send them a text telling them you miss them?

Yeah. I wish my bf would tell me that.

Answer to When you brush your teeth do you leave the water running until youre finished?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:36:29 -0700

When you brush your teeth do you leave the water running until youre finished?

Yeah. I tend to be pretty lazy.

Answer to What is a good gift?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:31:04 -0700

What is a good gift?

Alcohol. Everyone seems to like it.

Answer to What song gets stuck in your head the most?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:26:14 -0700

What song gets stuck in your head the most?

Europe- The Final Countdown

Answer to If you could only have one song on your MP3 what would it be?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:21:16 -0700

If you could only have one song on your MP3 what would it be?

Europe- The Final Countdown

Answer to In the game of chess, why is it that white makes the first move?

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:17:33 -0700

In the game of chess, why is it that white makes the first move?

The answers: 1. Black is the absence of color (and is therefore not a color) Explanation: When there is no light, everything is black. Test this out by going into a photographic dark room. There are no photons of light. In other words, there are no photons of colors. 2. White is the...

Answer to Wouldn't it be great if a dog could be trained to clean up it's own mess whilst out for a walk?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:21:53 -0700

Wouldn't it be great if a dog could be trained to clean up it's own mess whilst out for a walk?

Unfortunately, a lot of dogs do that out of instinct. That's why it sickens me when I see people letting their dogs lick their face.

Answer to What is a good way to make Monday's not so awful?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:19:42 -0700

What is a good way to make Monday's not so awful?

Well, I know I'm getting some when I get home so that really helps with Mondays.

Answer to What smell triggers a nice memory?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:17:45 -0700

What smell triggers a nice memory?

The smell of xmas trees always makes me happy.

Answer to What's your favorite smell on a guy?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:16:41 -0700

What's your favorite smell on a guy?

The smell of cleanliness.

Answer to Do you have eye boogers this morning?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:14:25 -0700

Do you have eye boogers this morning?

Every morning. :)

Answer to What should I do right now? I am really bored..

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:12:56 -0700

What should I do right now? I am really bored..

Sleep.

Answer to What do you call the evening meal..dinner or tea?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:10:52 -0700

What do you call the evening meal..dinner or tea?

Dinner. Tea is something you drink.

Answer to Should I vaccuum first or dust first?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:09:09 -0700

Should I vaccuum first or dust first?

Dust then vaccuum. Otherwise, the vaccuuming would be pointless.

Answer to I found a worm like lizard? 5 to 6 inches in length about .2 of an inch in diameter and only tapered at the very ends of it's head and tail. Moved very slow, had 4 very small legs. Large distinctive eyes

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:02:54 -0700

I found a worm like lizard? 5 to 6 inches in length about .2 of an inch in diameter and only tapered at the very ends of it's head and tail. Moved very slow, had 4 very small legs. Large distinctive eyes

Slow worm.

Answer to Hello! Where have you been?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:54:09 -0700

Hello! Where have you been?

Well, I'm at school right now. I'm in my digital design class.

Answer to What does maize look like?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:53:13 -0700

What does maize look like?

You know what corn looks like, right?

Answer to What do you honestly think of me?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:52:10 -0700

What do you honestly think of me?

I think you're anonymous.

Answer to What outrageous color do you think you would look good in?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:47:50 -0700

What outrageous color do you think you would look good in?

Any outragous color. I can work it. :)

Answer to Do you have a particular phobia?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:45:36 -0700

Do you have a particular phobia?

Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting. If someone says they feel like they're going to throw up, I bitch them out and tell them that shit isn't funny and tell them to go away. If they don't I run off. I can't run anymore because I threw up one time after running to fast. If I try...

Answer to Do you have any bad habbits? If so, what are they? Have you tried anything to get rid of them? If so, what? Did it work?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:35:48 -0700

Do you have any bad habbits? If so, what are they? Have you tried anything to get rid of them? If so, what? Did it work?

I absolutely cannot sit anywhere without putting my feet up in the chair and sitting indian style. I've never tried to sit properly. That's why I hate wearing dresses and skirts. Then I HAVE to sit correctly. I used to have the bad habbit of sucking my thumb when I was little. My mom...

Answer to Every time I lay down at night dirty thoughts about all of you Answerbaggers pop into my head. Anyone else have this problem?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:29:09 -0700

Every time I lay down at night dirty thoughts about all of you Answerbaggers pop into my head. Anyone else have this problem?

No. I don't know what you people look like.

Answer to Have you ever experienced FACIAL discrimination?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:28:18 -0700

Have you ever experienced FACIAL discrimination?

Money shot, what?

Answer to Yell out the first thought that comes to mind. What did you yell?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:48:13 -0700

Yell out the first thought that comes to mind. What did you yell?

Penis. The usual thought. -_-

Answer to Powdered or liquid laundry soap?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:43:02 -0700

Powdered or liquid laundry soap?

I don't think I've ever used powder in my life, actually.

Answer to What time will your alarm sound tomorrow?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:41:56 -0700

What time will your alarm sound tomorrow?

5:25am. I take forever to get ready. -_-

Answer to Would you be willing to work in a mine? Even for a significant pay raise?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:40:20 -0700

Would you be willing to work in a mine? Even for a significant pay raise?

Absolutely. Especially if I can keep some of the gems to myself. On the other hand, if it's a coal mine, hell no.

Answer to What would you do if you were told you could never laugh again?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:37:37 -0700

What would you do if you were told you could never laugh again?

I'd laugh at them.

Answer to Did you play dodgeball when you were in elementary school?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:34:53 -0700

Did you play dodgeball when you were in elementary school?

Maybe once or twice. I didn't like getting pelted with a giant red ball. Now there was this one game that you'd play with a tenis ball. There would be a bunch of people and a wall. You had to tag the wall without getting hit. I don't remember how it worked though. OH it was called...

Answer to Do you at least try to clean your sneakers when they get dirty or do you just go out and buy a new pair?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:31:24 -0700

Do you at least try to clean your sneakers when they get dirty or do you just go out and buy a new pair?

I rarely ever wear sneakers so they don't get dirty. I'm a sandal wearing girl(even during the winter, I kid you not).

Answer to If you could be an animal what would you be?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:29:03 -0700

If you could be an animal what would you be?

As for me, I would be a gecko. I'd be able to sneak around stealthfully across the ceiling and on the walls at night time. I'd also be able to lick my eyeballs. That and, as a lizard, I would have 2 penises. Yes, lizards have two of them. It's know as the hemipenis. Why two?...

Answer to You know the scuff marks from shoes which you see on the floor? How did one get on my ceiling?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:25:56 -0700

You know the scuff marks from shoes which you see on the floor? How did one get on my ceiling?

Spider pig...

Answer to Have you ever made up a word and if so, what is it?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:23:03 -0700

Have you ever made up a word and if so, what is it?

I think I have before. I might have one that I currently use actually. I just can't think of it right now. Gimme a second.......... Nah, this is taking too long. I can't think of anything.

Answer to How would you feel if your partner kissed someone else romantically,and slept with someone else?Describe how you would feel.What would you do?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:19:52 -0700

How would you feel if your partner kissed someone else romantically,and slept with someone else?Describe how you would feel.What would you do?

I would be devastated. I wouldn't know how to handle life. I might even break up with him. Not likely, but just maybe.

Answer to What color is your answer bag right now? Mine looks like diarrhea in a bag. =/

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:59:04 -0700

What color is your answer bag right now? Mine looks like diarrhea in a bag. =/

Now my bag is the color I'm going to dye part of my hair. :D

Answer to What body part would you like to have another of?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:56:22 -0700

What body part would you like to have another of?

I would want another lung. I would be able to hold more air in and last longer underwater and such. It just seems like a part that you could use another of.

Answer to So... how's your love life these days?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:28:32 -0700

So... how's your love life these days?

It's doing much better. We finally came through from a really rough situation about a week ago and that situation lasted about a month. I'm so glad we're happily together again. :)

Answer to Your ex is about to become a new member of the Answerbag Community, but can only join if you are allowed to choose his/her screen name. What name are you going to force your ex to use?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:26:13 -0700

Your ex is about to become a new member of the Answerbag Community, but can only join if you are allowed to choose his/her screen name. What name are you going to force your ex to use?

Omega_Fatass

Answer to What one quote do you try to live your life by?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:38:40 -0700

What one quote do you try to live your life by?

Well, I made up this quote so it's mine originally. "life without love is living-dead"

Answer to Has your house recently being invaded by the ant army?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:26:26 -0700

Has your house recently being invaded by the ant army?

YES! Thankfully they're only sugar ants.

Answer to Are you a picky person and what are you picky about?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:18:13 -0700

Are you a picky person and what are you picky about?

I am SOOOO picky about guys. I only find them attractive if they: Have long hair(absolute must but not too long; shoulder length is best) Are skinny all around including their neck Tall Have big/nice lips Have barely any visible muscles(if any at all) Aren't too hairy Wear...

Answer to If I asked what size shoe you wore, would you look down at your feet? Like perhaps the answer was written down there?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:11:18 -0700

If I asked what size shoe you wore, would you look down at your feet? Like perhaps the answer was written down there?

7 1/2. No, I didn't look.

Answer to Why don't I like Mondays?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:10:04 -0700

Why don't I like Mondays?

Because you're like every other normal person.

Answer to Do you have any flashing boobs stories to share?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:08:32 -0700

Do you have any flashing boobs stories to share?

I was at cape san blas with my friend. It was night time. We jumped in the middle of the road while a car was a good bit away but could still see us. We pulled up our tops and hopped in place spinning around. Then we'd pull our shirts back down and run into the bushes by the side of the...

Answer to If you were a homeless guy would you rather have a blanket or clothes?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:05:08 -0700

If you were a homeless guy would you rather have a blanket or clothes?

Blanket. It has more uses to it.

Answer to Last night I was driving and the guy behind me kept flashing his lights at me. It was dark and I got a little bit scared. Do you know why he may have done this?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:03:25 -0700

Last night I was driving and the guy behind me kept flashing his lights at me. It was dark and I got a little bit scared. Do you know why he may have done this?

He may have been warning you to slow down if he knew a cop was up ahead or he may have been telling you that your lights weren't working or just weren't on.

Answer to Let's have some fun: take the model name of your car/RV/bike/etc. and put the word anal in front of it...

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:00:42 -0700

Let's have some fun: take the model name of your car/RV/bike/etc. and put the word anal in front of it...

Anal Eclipse

Answer to What do you think of women that smoke? I am a smoker.

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:58:43 -0700

What do you think of women that smoke? I am a smoker.

It's just gross. Unless it's weed and when it's weed it's not but once a week if that.

Answer to Does Prozac help with depression?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:33:15 -0700

Does Prozac help with depression?

I've been on two anti depressants. None of which were prozac but they both make me suicidal. So no.

Answer to Where did you find happiness today?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:28:10 -0700

Where did you find happiness today?

Well, since I just woke up, breakfast. :p

Answer to What's your favourite Pokemon? If possible, describe the moves you would teach it.

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:27:05 -0700

What's your favourite Pokemon? If possible, describe the moves you would teach it.

LICKITUNG! ^___^ I would try to teach it comet punch(even though only kangaskan can do that). Then I'd have it learn lick(by default lol) Then I'd try to teach it to fly so I can travel on it's back. :) Then I'd teach it blizzard. I just like that attack.

Answer to Does your Answers thingy sometimes 'lie'? Occasionaly mine doesn't light up when I have an answer, and I find it by searching through AB.

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:24:16 -0700

Does your Answers thingy sometimes 'lie'? Occasionaly mine doesn't light up when I have an answer, and I find it by searching through AB.

Mine are all accurate. =/

Answer to Has anyone ever pressed the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button on Google?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:23:18 -0700

Has anyone ever pressed the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button on Google?

Yeah, my friend told me to press it. I never even noticed it was there until she said "press the I'm feeling lucky button". I was like, "wtf are you talking about?" lol

Answer to Who, me???

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:35:35 -0700

Who, me???

Yes you.

Answer to What two people having sex would be the most visually disturbing?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:09:48 -0700

What two people having sex would be the most visually disturbing?

Guy from the Goonies and Terri Shivo.

Answer to Would you rather have big and fake or small and real?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:06:56 -0700

Would you rather have big and fake or small and real?

Small and real

Answer to What is a song that would not be good to put on before putting the moves on your lover?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:55:52 -0700

What is a song that would not be good to put on before putting the moves on your lover?

BIG GREEN GLOBS OF GREASY GRIMY GOFER GUTS, MUTILATED MONKEY MEAT, LITTLE TURDY BIRDY FEET...

Answer to What is your number one turn on?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:52:34 -0700

What is your number one turn on?

Choking and biting. -_-

Answer to What sound makes you cringe with agony?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:47:14 -0700

What sound makes you cringe with agony?

Styrofoam squeaking together. HATE THAT.

Answer to Which band do you think has the strangest name?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:45:44 -0700

Which band do you think has the strangest name?

The pink shoelaces

Answer to What would you do if you saw someone, you didn't like, fall?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:41:25 -0700

What would you do if you saw someone, you didn't like, fall?

Ask them to do it again, but down a flight of stairs.

Answer to What do you call it when you're Answerbagging stoned at work in the nude?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:39:27 -0700

What do you call it when you're Answerbagging stoned at work in the nude?

Normal.

Answer to What would be your first thought if you came home and found your door unlocked?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:37:08 -0700

What would be your first thought if you came home and found your door unlocked?

I leave it unlocked but don't tell anyone. Oh, wait...

Answer to If you started to dig a hole right where you're sitting now, what are you most like to dig up? Old bones, pirate treasure, magma, bombs from previous WW, or something else?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:35:47 -0700

If you started to dig a hole right where you're sitting now, what are you most like to dig up? Old bones, pirate treasure, magma, bombs from previous WW, or something else?

Bed springs.

Answer to What do have in the trunk of your car? (Be honest !)

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:35:04 -0700

What do have in the trunk of your car? (Be honest !)

There's definitely a lot of junk in my trunk.

Answer to What will you say if you hear someone say, "Hey! I found stuff in your computer!"?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:33:34 -0700

What will you say if you hear someone say, "Hey! I found stuff in your computer!"?

Those pictures were for you, silly. I knew you'd be looking through my shit like you always do.

Answer to Do you sometimes wish that there was a trap door under people and when they are getting on your nerves, you could pull the lever?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:32:43 -0700

Do you sometimes wish that there was a trap door under people and when they are getting on your nerves, you could pull the lever?

No. I wish a black hole would pop up and send them to an unknown dimension.

Answer to What would be a really bad name for a restaurant?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:29:20 -0700

What would be a really bad name for a restaurant?

The soup kitchen.

Answer to Can you take a no for an answer?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:25:04 -0700

Can you take a no for an answer?

No. I usually do stuff that I should have asked to do just to get around hearing the word "no". Like, my mom will say "YOU NEED TO ASK ME FIRST" and I never ask because the answer is usually going to be no.

Answer to If you knew you only had a few moments to live, and had time to say 3 words. what would they be?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:22:31 -0700

If you knew you only had a few moments to live, and had time to say 3 words. what would they be?

Let's have sex.

Answer to What would you do if I were to come up to you and blow cigarette smoke in your face?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:21:59 -0700

What would you do if I were to come up to you and blow cigarette smoke in your face?

I'd probably flick the cigarette so it hits you in the face. Then tell you that smoking's bad.

Answer to You did WHAT?!?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:34:43 -0700

You did WHAT?!?

No, they're lying! I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

Answer to Have you ever worn a swimsuit to work?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:28:58 -0700

Have you ever worn a swimsuit to work?

No, but

Answer to Are you hot or not?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:15:44 -0700

Are you hot or not?

I'm not hot. So both.

Answer to Wow! How'd you do that?!

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:10:47 -0700

Wow! How'd you do that?!

I did the noodle dance.

Answer to What would be the worst thing to store in your underwear?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:08:25 -0700

What would be the worst thing to store in your underwear?

An electric eel.

Answer to Wait! What are you going to do with that?!

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:44:06 -0700

Wait! What are you going to do with that?!

I was just making a sandwich, dude...don't freak out.

Answer to What one subject do you have no knowledge in whatsoever?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:42:48 -0700

What one subject do you have no knowledge in whatsoever?

The meaning of life.

Answer to What is the first word that comes to your mind using the first letter "F"?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:40:23 -0700

What is the first word that comes to your mind using the first letter "F"?

Fart.

Answer to Your magical dwarf name?? add the first 2 letters of your first name to the last 2 letters of your last name and the middle letter in your middle name.

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:38:34 -0700

Your magical dwarf name?? add the first 2 letters of your first name to the last 2 letters of your last name and the middle letter in your middle name.

kyle(my middle name has 4 letters =/)

Answer to If you were a character in a Spongebob cartoon, what would you choose to live in or under?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:27:56 -0700

If you were a character in a Spongebob cartoon, what would you choose to live in or under?

Well, obviously water.

Answer to Be honest, you bang the heck out of your shin on something walking through your house in the dark, what's the first word that comes out of your mouth?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:25:36 -0700

Be honest, you bang the heck out of your shin on something walking through your house in the dark, what's the first word that comes out of your mouth?

Fucking dickhole!

Answer to If you were a question, what would the answer be?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:58:06 -0700

If you were a question, what would the answer be?

That's the dumbest question I've ever heard.

Answer to What's the shortest possible answer you can give to this question that will still make sense?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:57:00 -0700

What's the shortest possible answer you can give to this question that will still make sense?

IDK.

Answer to If you were forced to go out naked in public, which would you cover: your face or your body?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:54:48 -0700

If you were forced to go out naked in public, which would you cover: your face or your body?

My face is always naked so it's not something people would freak out over. I'd cover my crotch. Very very VERY few people have seen it.

Answer to If you were offered $50,000 to appear in an underwear ad, this very minute, would you do it?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:52:16 -0700

If you were offered $50,000 to appear in an underwear ad, this very minute, would you do it?

Yeah, I don't see why not. My butt in an underwear ad would get me way more than $50,000 lol.

Answer to If you received $500 right now, and had to spend it immediately, how would you spend it?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:50:24 -0700

If you received $500 right now, and had to spend it immediately, how would you spend it?

Get piercings and give the rest to my boyfriend.

Answer to What do I have to do to get your attention?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:49:24 -0700

What do I have to do to get your attention?

Mention anything about lizards(other then killing them) and I'm there.

Answer to When 2 strangers knock on your door, what are your immediate thoughts?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:48:07 -0700

When 2 strangers knock on your door, what are your immediate thoughts?

*slam* Stupid mormons.

Answer to Whats something that you've never seen, but would like to?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:46:53 -0700

Whats something that you've never seen, but would like to?

I would love to see Italy and many different types of lizards and snakes that I haven't seen in real life yet.

Answer to How many pets do you/have you had in total?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:44:22 -0700

How many pets do you/have you had in total?

As for me, I have 4 pets. I will be getting a very large collection of lizards and snakes when I get my own place though. I have one Uromastyx named Lenor. I have two Japanese Fighting fish(Beta). One is albino and his name is Clyde. The other is a King Beta and his name is Bruce. I also...

Answer to What would my first words be if I saw what you looked like when you got out of bed in the morning?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:36:11 -0700

What would my first words be if I saw what you looked like when you got out of bed in the morning?

"Turn around"

Answer to What makes you feel peaceful?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:34:07 -0700

What makes you feel peaceful?

Nature, love, and a cool breeze.

Answer to If every human was given a Warning Label to their names, what would yours read?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:32:59 -0700

If every human was given a Warning Label to their names, what would yours read?

WARNING! This person contains high amounts of sexual desire. Keep away from prudes.

Answer to Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:26:45 -0700

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

; - ; - ; - up-to-date computer; hit-or-miss effort;

Answer to What's your drunk name? (First three letters of your name then bash the keyboard)

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:40:46 -0700

What's your drunk name? (First three letters of your name then bash the keyboard)

Kyrsfdhk

Answer to What is the first name the person you miss the most?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:40:02 -0700

What is the first name the person you miss the most?

Brent

Answer to I'm having a pajama party!!!!! You are invited!! What do your PJs look like. And everyone MUST wear PJs!!!!!

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:34:10 -0700

I'm having a pajama party!!!!! You are invited!! What do your PJs look like. And everyone MUST wear PJs!!!!!

They look like nipples, a vagina and buttcheeks. I sleep in the nude. :p

Answer to Are those real?!

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:32:12 -0700

Are those real?!

Yeah, that's why they're so small.