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What should you do if your partner sleeps naked?
Enjoy breakfast in bed!
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My boyfriend says I put on too much that it hurts when he enters my ass. I have had anal with my last boyfriend, and it was great. He was not as rough about it. Does anyone know a good adult website I can refer my boyfriend to that will prove it hurts?
Forget a website. Try doing him with a strap-on! Men are no different that way then women so, he can see this first hand. If he's not up to this or willing to research techniques to better and less painfully preform anal on you then tell him it's a no go situation. I am male BTW and it can be done in a way (as you know) that is not only less painful but enjoyable for the woman if the...
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Why do some guys think my uvula is my G-spot?
Well it sounds as though you might have an oral fixation that they have keyed in on or you only sleep with guys who want you to please them orally and without regard to your pleasure.
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If I want more AB points should I just post pro Liberal Q&As?
No, you can just post uber-conservative Q&A and hope your fellow dogmatics have learned to use the inter-net so they can give you points for conformity and blind obedience.
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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)?
Mine is due to the fact I enjoy word play and orally pleasing women.
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Do you notice Liberals get more angry then Conservatives when you question their ideology?
No not really. I'm in the military which is mostly Conservative and I find they, as well as other conservatives tend to go ape shit at the questioning of there common sense and most often can be brought down or chased of when you show them History records and the see that what they know is false info. Or they just say it's propaganda and sulk away in to a corner of like minded people.
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What have you fallen for recently?
As I lie in bed last night with my beautiful wife and watched her lovingly gaze at our precious 3 yr old daughter (who talked us into letting her sleep with us(a rare allowance)) I wished for my camera and the chance to take the photo unknowingly. I fell for them both all over again. =.0.)
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Which is better for a romantic and adventurous vacation - Cozumel or Acapulco?
I would say Cozumel. I used to live there and I'm from the U.S. It's a beautiful island with great scuba diving, shopping, beaches, cool little restaurants and clubs but, don't confine your selves to the island. Go see the ruins, the little island to the south.(no cars allowed. You can rent hammocks and take naps at anytime. There is also a place on the main land that you two can...
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If I'd shot
him when I met him __________________. What ending for this?
Than niether of us would be where we are now and none of this would have happend.
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I found my boyfriend was signed up at eharmony.com and he had his profile finished with his picture but had not searched for anyone, i asked him about it and he said it was stupid and he did it at work and bored but that is a lie. what should i think?
I've known many people who do that kind of stuff. Hey, I'm here onboard my ship now and I'm on. I'm a compulsive flirt but, I'd NEVER cheat on my Mrs. She is my best friend. BTW You can down load pictures from the ship...sometimes and in doing so you have to use unauthorized programs. So, could he have? Yes. Are most sailors cheaters? Yes. Does that mean he's not...
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Whats your favorite song to listen to after a break up?
I used to Love her by G'N'R. It makes me laugh.
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I f you lost your wedding ring, what's the best way to tell your partner?
HONEY!! I was mugged!
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What is the greatest number of people you've been naked with at one time?
Boot camp showers 39.
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Deep Massage or The Jacuzzi?
A Deep Tissue Massage no further questions need be asked. I am a massage therapist and while attending the North Carolina School of Massage Therapy I learned not only how to conduct various types of massage but, to appreciate the value of receiving one.
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Has your doctor ever asked you to stop masturbating? Mine did, said it was making the other people in the waiting room uncomfortable.
That's frigg'n awsome! LMSFAO! And my answer would be no. Though it would not suprise me. I'm 34 and I still do like I was 14.
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What would you do if someone flashed their dick at you
Grab them by it and lead them to the police.
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How can someone say they love you and not actually mean it or feel it?
That's a selfish thing that people will do when they feel like either saying it will make them happy, or get them what they want from you.
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What does it mean when a man you love says you deserve someone better?
It generaly means he sees you as a person of whom anyone would be happy to be with but, doesn't see him self as that idividual. I have known women that I thought "I should love" because they had such great qualities but, new that I didn't have those feelings for them. I hope I have made sence of this confusing statement.
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I have a female eclectus parrot she have laid an egg with out mating with male do we remove the egg from her or leave it alone.
That depends on many thing. First of all-Do you use electric of a gas range?
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Do you like your partner to be noisy in bed?
Fuck YAH I do!
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What would you rate your dirtymind on a scale of 1-10? 10 being Filthy
9.75 I have a porn filter on my mind, If you say something that can be turned dirty my mind will hear it that way. It drive the people I know crazy, because when the say something that can be, they watch me try to be good and not say respond to what I thought they said. And I have a broad set of tastes in my dirty mind.
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In the sack, you tend to _____________?
Be a dominant pleaser. =0P>-}
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How flirty are you on AB? Is it more so or less so than you are in person?
I'm a big flirt! That's always been part of who I am. It's funny and we all feel good on both ends of the exchange.
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Do you think men like curvy women? Or just latino men do?
I'm 6'3 215 and of Irish decent and I love curves.
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What would you NOT like your last words to be?
No, your right honey that outfit does make you look fat.
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If you were about to be executed, what would your last words be before they flipped the switch?
Hey! Pull my finger.
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What would you NOT like your last words to be?
NO! you moron, you pull the pin and throw the gran...
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If you were about to be executed, what would your last words be before they flipped the switch?
Directed to the prosecuting attorney "hey you, come sit on daddies lap".
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Stop for ONE second....Think of ONE thing about your Significant Other that makes you smile...The FIRST thing you thought of......What is it.....
The way my wife's lip curls when she find something amusing.
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What is still a mystery to you?
Society.
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Hi all, when you see a cute girl/guy, what is your first reaction.
I wonder if she tastes as good as she looks. =0P>-}
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I was asked this question from a total stranger today... "If you could have any super-power what would it be?" What would you say "on the spot"?
I would read minds and work as an international negotiator for world change. If not that then the ability to morph into who ever I wanted. So many possibilities.
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I wear my __________at night. What?
tongue ring
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Men: What is the worst thing a woman (or man, if that's your thing) can say to you?
Sorry if it tastes funny, The other guy came in me and left a few minutes be for you got here. =0@
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Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Many times. I highly advise it.
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Is it a man thing, why do men stay horny all the time?
What are you asking? I was reading your question and my mind wondered to.... SEX. =0P>-}
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Is sex better than choclate
No! Sex tastes better and lasts longer. =0P>-}
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Girl, Do you prefer to give or recieve oral sex??? and why?
UMMMMM, Oh yes, GIVE!! If my name didn't clue you in. LOL =0P>-}
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Would u rather recieve or give oral?
!!Give!!
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Why do men like it so much to give women oral sex?
The pleasure she recieves the sight, the sounds she makes, the scent, the taste and the feeling of her lips,clit, hood and cum on my tounge. I really enjoy when she cums so much I have to swallow.
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What kind of things do you do while having doggie-style sex?
Shave her back....JK!LMSFAO
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Honestly, do you like vaginas?
What's not to like? Yum!
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Can a 19 year old girl have sex with a 16 year old boy?
When I was 16 I had a beautiful latin girlfriend who was 24.
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It seems that I have a reputation of being a "potty mouth" or just lacking in compassion. If you had to describe She-Riff-Raff- Answerhag in only ONE word, which one would you choose?
Arresting!
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What words comes out of your mouth when your just about to have an orgasm or having one?
I'm going to paint the walls of your PU55Y, you dirty little slut. (looks aound sheepishly)=0) or something to that effect.=0P
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When was the last time someone ask you to have a threesome?
At a video store about 4 1/2 - 5 years ago.
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My wife has never been able to come on to me sexually in anyway wot so ever, all love making has been instigated by me. if i dont start,sex just doesn't happen. she says that she loves sex and she never ever says no to me.why can't she seduce me in anyway
If she never says no, don't bitch.
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What's a good safety word?
Barbara! If it's not her name. LOL
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Do girls like cum on their face?
My ex-wife did....womens anyway.
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My best friend's wife left him after saying, "I hate looking at you, I hate being near you, I hate touching you, I hate when you touch me... I do not love you!". What's the most hurtful thing someone you loved has ever said to you?
My ex-wife told me she ws keeping my dog. :0( Oh, wait you said someone I love. Never mind.
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Do men enjoy giving or receiving oral sex with a women?
Yes. =0P>-}
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Are there any statistics on how many men enjoy receiving oral sex?
All of them.
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How can I ask my boyfriend for more oral sex? He seems to enjoy doing it, but I would like it to last a bit longer, any tips?
I am a man who loves to give as well and I say just tell him not to stop until you pass out or scream stop.
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How did you enjoy your last oral sex?
How did I enjoy my last oral? Face first, how else do you?
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Guys, what do you enjoy MOST, sex/ bj /giving oral?? ect.
Performing cunnilingus! All else is great but, this is my fav.
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you her the word vagina?
Unspoken
Sapphire dueling moons
Gazing over crimson lips
Soft and swollen flower
Blooming in your hips
Quickening breath
And racing heart
I grasp your wrist
Your lips they part
Darting tongue
Moisten rose
Fragrant scent
That fills my nose
I bow my head
To taste your saline shore
Your tangy fruit
You whine for more
Pressing heals, arching back
Tensing muscles now...
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Do you enjoy oral sex more?
As an answer:
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I touch your breast, your shadow outline
I hold you closer...
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My inner vagina lips out grew my outer lips what can i do?
Enjoy recieving oral a little more.
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At what age does a woman have a REAL idea of what she wants...and not change it the next month?
Hold your breath and I'll get back to you. LOL I've never met a woman who has. Key point though, they know this, we as men are to never bring this up though. It's like weight gain, it may be true but, that does not give us the O.K. to point it out.
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I've read lines in stories about the woman having a "smell" when she's turned on/aroused/etc. Do women REALLY have a smell when they're wet and if so, is it noticeable to other people?
Don't worry about it. Kitty has it right and it's natural. All men are turned on by it. We are programed to, it's in our gene's.
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Do you think Rush Limbo comments borders on unpatriotic when he hoped Obama's economic plan would fail?
To put it simply, YES!
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What do guys like in a girl?
Themselves!
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What do you like the most about a womens vagina?
That it looks like an exotic flower, feels like velvet, smell and tastes like heaven and allows my to please my woman.
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What type of gag is the best
Ring. It allows access and easier for her to breath.
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Ok well I am 17girl. And Me and my bf wanna try anal. Both me and him wont admit that we do though. So I don't know how to get us going. ALSO Guys if you have anal sex with a girl does that make Vaginal sex less enjoyable for you?
Anal sex is great but, Nothing will ever replace the vagina. It's perfection.
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Your preference, real or implants?
Like a song once said, Ain't nothing like the real thing baby!
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Are you a giving or receving person?
Giver. I recieve joy by doing so.
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Care to see if you can tell Thai Ladies from Thai Ladyboys? Take the test.
Even though I didn't feel I could see enough of them to properly judge I got 100%. Married or not I still know how to pick'um. =0P>-}
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Can you describe your father in one word?
Womanizer!
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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you.
The Cunning-Linguist
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Would every man love to see their girlfriend have sex with another woman?
I have had a fantasy about pleasing my Mrs. with another woman from head to toe and more.
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Can you think of one thing that you would not want to live without? What?
Do I really have to answer this question for you to know? =0P>-}
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I am staying the night with my boyfriend tomorrow. When he picks me up and while we are in the car what is something i can do to turn him on. Also, what can I do while i walk in his room to make his dick instantly hard?
Wear a skirt or dress and while he is driving wisper in his ear to drive slowly. Recline your seat just enough to show him as you masterbate. Every time he looks smile and tell hime to watch the road. When he looks really into it lean over as to kiss him and put your fingers in his mouth and tell him you want him to taste you cum. That'd do it for me.=0P>-}
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What is the longest time you have made love with your spouse?
My wife and I would go on eight hour sets, stop to eat and smoke, nap and do it all over again. We did this for such a long period of time she failed that semester of college. Since the birth of our daughter 3 years ago it has become to painful for her to excede and hour tops. So, 8 or 9 hours. In one go.
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Can giving oral sex to a female daily increase the size of her inner and outer lips?
I don't believe it would happen due to the fact that I have performed a lot of cunnilingus to a lot of women and I never saw that happen. Jut my findings. =0P>-}
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Who would you rather fuck: a black, spanish or white girl? (me personlly I'd fuck the first 2)
I date Latin women most of my life and white women were a close second. I dated others but, those two are my faves.
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Imguys- would you rather big boobs and a big stomach or smaller boobs (but not flat) with a skkinny stomach?
I like a woman to be shaped like a woman. I want shape. Not fat. I prefer a woman "Like the Roman statue of the Slave" or Marilyn Monroe shaped.
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What is your best moment in your life
The moment my wife bore our daughter. It made me believe a god might be possible.
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If your S/O's Best Friend makes a pass at you. Would you tell your S/O
If someone made a pass at my wife and I don't care if it was my brother I would hope my wife could trust me enough to deal with it. I like to know who my true friends are. She's my best friend and I trust her beyond all others. If the same thing happened to me I would tell her, she would deserve the honesty.
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What do guys like most about oral sex? how can i make it better?
The taste, and how do you make it better dig your heels into his back and or grabing his head and pulling him into you as he performs it on you! =0P>-}
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What is the most erotic position for a woman to be in... In your opinion?
Any that puts her on my face! =0P>-}
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Men- does pussy taste good? or is it just a natural affect
I know I've used this answer before on another question but I feel it fits. It's taste Perfection! There are a lot of multiples in your question. Ethnicity, diet, does she smoke, activity level, weight neither is a negative just different in a multitude of ways. My answer- Imagine a beautiful flower that was also a tangy/sweet fleshy fruit that gave more juices as you ate it. One that...
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Who thinks oral sex is over rated?
Not I! I prefer to give oral then to do anything else! =0P>-}
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Do you always put on your seatbelt?
I aways have and do though, I still don't think the government has the right or should make laws forcing us to.
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I am interested in sleeping with an older man mainly just for the experience. I am 22 and some of my friends think it is gross. He is 43. Is this normal? And no I am not looking for a "father figure"?
I'm 34 and my wife is 23. When we met she was 18 and I was twenty-nine. We have been married for almost four years and we are expecting our second child. I always dated older women until I married the wrong one. So, it works both ways. Enjoy life and be smart.
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I know there are 3 or more ghost in my house what do i do?
You need to get an old priest and a young priest...Nay, not really, just start advertising and charge money for haunted tours.
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What would people think if they could read your mind?
OOOOOOHHHHHHH, HE'S A SICK PUPPY!!!!
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My 14 year old daughter soon to be 15 is seeing a 20 year old. He has been confronted but doesn't seem too scared. Judging from text messages it is to become sexual. As parents where do we stand?
I know a woman who is still scared of the guy she was involved with when she was 14 and he was 21. It turn our he was abusive in so many ways. This is a signal that he has issues that she does not ever need to confront. Hell put her on and I'll talk to her. I also was involve with a woman who was 24 when I was 16 and no matter how much you think your ready at that age your not.
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Guys,do you like big butts, medium butts or small butts?
All, as long as they are in proportion to their figure.
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Do you believe in having free love and casual sex?
I do. Only if both partners are of age,like mind and single.
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What would your number one complaint with your sex life?
Not enough opertunity. I'm in the Navy/faithful and we have a three year old so time is a factor of frustration.
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If you could fuck anyone who would it be?
My wife. I'm at sea and will be for one more week. I just can't get enough.
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Have you ever Masturbaited while thinking / fantisising about another AB user?
No!....comment.=0P>-}
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Are you watching the Inaugural Ceremonies?
I've been watching it from on board a floating U.S. Naval warship. I like to refer to this as the worlds most anticipated eviction.
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An idle mind breeds-------------
W's Presidency.
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Can you describe your parents in one word?
Widowed/Remarried+4
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When? Where? Why? How? & With Whom? This one can be A REAL FUN ONE, lets make it good!
Retort- Anytime, in between, unable to help myself, lips, tongue w/ tongue-ring, Gucci Girl! =0P>-}
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The one food you can never say no to _____?
Gucci Girl!! =0P>-}
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I get hot(want sex real bad) when i just did something that gave me an adrenaline rush, is there anyone else like me?
Why do you think Adrenaline sports players are such a turn on?
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Would you let your partner have sex with you while you were asleep?
She has. I've woke up only unhappy due to the fact that I missed the foreplay. I have slept through many a blowjobs. No problem though.
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How old were you when u gave or recieved ur first blowww jobbb?
I was 16 she was 24.
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Am I the only man that doesnt care about the size of my penis?
No, I'm a man and I don't care about the size of your penis...LMSAO
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What does a pussy taste like
Perfection! There are a lot of multiples in your question. Ethnicity, diet, does she smoke, activity level, weight neither is a negative just different in a multitude of ways. My answer- Imagine a beautiful flower that was also a tangy/sweet fleshy fruit that gave more juices as you ate it. One that made you bury your tongue in side as you did so, to taste it with every taste bud. Lips and...
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Guys how many of you don't like the taste of pussy? why?
I don't like it at all...I LOVE IT!!!
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What do you look like?
This gum has lost it's flavor, I'm out.
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My boyfriend does not like blowjobs.He says it is degrading to woman. Is this normal?Should I be worried?
These people are really harsh in the JUDGEMENTS of your boyfriend. I used to feel that way. It was due mostly to the friends of mine who were girls and there feelings toward giving oral sex. As I got older, met and slept with different women I leard that many women enjoyed giving it. So, talk with him and tell him you would enjoy pleasing him.
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Are there any cunninglingus competitions?
That would be awsome! Who would sponsor the sport? I could definatly train 8-10 hours a day for that! Sign me up.
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What is the longest you could last at giving oral
I have had two women pass out before I could find out.
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What should I do when recieving oral?
I'm a female..usually I just lay there. What can I do to make it more interactive and enjoyable.
Dig your heels in his back if you are on your back if your on top ride his face like it was his cock and tell him how good it feels and that you want to or are going to cum in his mouth or all over his face. Those are just a few. Hope it helps.
P.S. Grab his head or pull his hair if he has any and pull him in to you when you want more pressure or your about to cum. I dig that when my Mrs....
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What is the most ferocious animal?
The adolescent WOMAN! They are ferocious to eachother and even more so in groups.
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What's the funniest place you've ever had sex?
I have a few. On my bosses desk, my in-laws walk-in linen closet so we could see if they were coming home, and on my ex-wife’s dinning room table with a new girlfriend. I have others but, that's what comes to mind right now.
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Where is the crazy-est place you have had sex?
"I'd have to say, in the butt ...Bob" Jeff Foxworthy Joke about the Newlywed Game Gameshow from the 70's and 80's.
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Is good to shave your pubic hair?
I shave my testies and when she shaves I love the skin to skin contact during penetration.
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Be Honest! Do you think that Obama was elected because he is African American, and there are a continuously growing number of African Americans in the US so that's why he was able to win...or is just the right man for the job?
His base from the start came from white Americans averaging from 25 to 35 years old. The African American community didn't warm up to him until he started winning.
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What kind of cat carrier can you buy for a cat who WILL NOT go in willingly and has SHARP claws?
A GE convection oven.
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What was the first meal that you cooked for your s/o or spouse?
I made her lamb and pesto on bowties.
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What was your first meal of 2009?
My wife!
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What is the first word that pops to mind beginning with the letter 'T'?
Ticonderoga.
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Looking at your own pleasure now and not pleasing your partner, would you give someone head if it required using a condom or dental dam to avoid STD transfer? In other words, is the cum the payoff or is it just their pleasure that rings you bell?
I'd have to agree with Knowledge. The taste is too good to do with out for me. If my name doesn't say it maybe my profile will do the trick. =0)
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What is the one song you would not want to make love to?
My wife said anything sung by Julie Andrews in a musical!! I just lost my next erection.
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Who has had a orgasm masterbating today
Try being this guy. I laughed my @$$ off my chair.
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What do you do when a girl makes you mad?
Marry her evidently. But, I love her madly.
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Is it wrong for a girl to want to be sexually submissive?
YES!! Now go to my room!
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What does it taste like when you eat pussy?
Perfection! There are a lot of multiples in your question. Ethnicity, diet, does she smoke, activity level, weight neither is a negative just different in a multitude of ways. My answer- Imagine a beautiful flower that was also a tangy/sweet fleshy fruit that gave more juices as you ate it. One that made you bury your tongue in side as you did so, to taste it with every taste bud. Lips and...
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Do you like cunnilingus?
More than AIR!! =0P>-}
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Guys, on average how long do you spend giving a girl oral?
I would do it until we both passed out from it but, only two women in my life have ever let me do it until they passed out from it.
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What is the venus butterfly?
It's also a sexual act that if done right may lead to her passing out.
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Men, does the taste of a woman's pussy affect if you will continue giving her cunnilingus? Do some men just not like the taste of any pussy?
Sure some men don't like the taste...(!!GAY MEN!!) I have never eaten a woman and not LOVED it! It's the worlds perfect taste.
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Boys and girls, what's your favorite way to masturbate? When, where, how, and with what?
I like to stand or kneel and hold my hand as though a vagina and mimic intercourse while watching porn or reading erotica. I only wish I had a way to perform cunnilingus. I get sooo much more out of going down on a woman then just vagina intercourse or mimicking such actions. If there was a food that tasted like woman I would eat it constantly. I hope that answers your question without going to...
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What is the one song you would not want to make love to?
It's raining men or Hunka Hunka Burn'n Love.
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Last week i picked up a girl from a bar and went home to have sex. The girl was giving me head when she asked me if she could lick my a** hole. So I made her leave. Would u let her do it?
So, let me get this right, she wanting to sexually please YOU asked to lick your anus and you threw her out? What if you asked to go down on her and perform cunnilingus and she threw you out? Wouldn't you be confused? How was she to know it was such a sore subject for you and not a turn on. Sheesh and I thought women were mixed up and confusing.
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I YOU DROP A BULLET OFF A 3FT HIGH TABLE, AND FIRE ANOTHER ONE SRTAIGHT ACROSS AN EMPTY FOOTBALL FIELD, WHICH WILL HIT THE GROUND FIRST.
This is a trick question. You have not written the size of each round, the projectile material, the grain of each round used or height of the gun being used to fire the projectile.
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Do midgets shower?
Sure....a little.
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What is good sex to you
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I touch your breast, your shadow outline
I hold you closer intertwine
Than...
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How do porn stars perform anal sex so easily?
Pre-film gaping with plugs and other toys+lube and practice.
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We all have sexuall fantacies,what do you think of that makes you horney.
Sorry but, There isn't enough room here and I don't have enough time to write it all. Maybe latter though.
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Gentlemen which side does your penis lay?
To the left of-course. Erect to the right.
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Would you rather have sex in the shower bed or car
Bed! I'm not old fashioned or anything, I just like a lot of options and room to work. =0P>-}
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In a marriage, what would be you deal breaker?
Lie,cheat or both! Trust must be there.
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What are your opinions on circumcision? Snip it or leave it alone? (having a boy in 7 days and I'm stuck on what I should do. I researched it but, I would like to hear other opinions)
My mother didn't decide to have it done when I was born and I noticed the difference when I was little and asked to have it done when I was nine. I hope you decided to go through with it. He'll be happier.
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Men, if you could calculate the total number of sperm "expended" as a result of masturbation, what would your lifetime total be?
One for every man, woman and child who has ever lived...EVER!
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Would you have sex with a woman/wife/girlfriend while she is on her period?
I have and would, oral and other. It only has a slight copper taste and she cums hard. =0P>-}
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I have never bought anything at a starbucks. Do you find anything peculiar about people being unable to make thier own coffee? How often do you go to starbucks and when you do, what do you order that you can't make at home?
I don't frequent them because they are anti-military. It's one thing to hate the war it's another thing to hate the soldiers that make them safe to do business.
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I am thirteen and just broke up with my sixteen year old boyfriend people think I slept with him but I didn't now I'm dating one of my friends who is thirteen and he wants me to put-out because he thinks I'm not a virgin anymore. what should I do? HELP
Dump him! Let him know how immature he is acting and that when you are ready to have sex it will be with a man who understands and is willing to go at your pace. Only a child or a child minded individual would resort to pressure instead of romance to have sex with someone.
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OK men, name one thing you are afraid of ? (come on there is something) ;)
FAILURE!
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Are you afraid of commitment?
Not at all. Infact I love it!
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If your wife had an affair with someone and said sorry, would you trust her again?
Not based on that alone.
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What is a difficult conversation to have with someone?
That you used to be of the opposite sex to your S/O.
That their S/O is a sibling that was put up for adoption.
That all of their stock was lost.
That their insurance wont cover their child's life saving operation.
Mom, Dad I'm....Gay!
Abortion.
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What is your favorite BBC series?
Letters from America-It was a BBC radio show with Alaster Cook.
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Do you ever feel guilty about pleasuring your self?
Feel guilty about it? I'm doing it right now! So....No.
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Can you name the last fish you ate?
Her name was Ashley Marie Barrett. No others tasted fishy.
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Men, what is something you don't like about being male?
That I can't be a lesbian!
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My therapist has said I should confront my husband about his emotional infidelity. Should I?
If your husband has engaged in such then, Yes, You should.
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How can I get my wife to let me give her more oral? She say's she goes numb and then cannot enjoy sex. I have tried to after sex and even lickin her ass but she doesn't want me to do any of it? It is a real turn on for me and I have a need to do it!
Judgemental there Fatbag and that's not always the correct assumption. She (like many other women and (men too)) sounds as though she is becoming hyper sensitive after climax. You may wish to try lighter pressure and moving away from the honey pot while she calms down. Think of it this way how would/does it feel when a woman continues to suck after you've cum? Try intermittent...
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What things do you consider to be your aphrodisiacs?
The smell of my wife!
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When was the first time you gave oral sex
I was 15 and she was my baby sisters 18 year old babysitter. I have been an addict ever since.
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Why do old people reuse their tea bags?
Social Security?
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If you were abused as a child, do you feel this has affected your personality today?
Endless Night Of A Childs' Cry
I was thrown into a wall
I was slammed into a door
I was thrown into a room
As he hit me more.
I see no sun
I see no light
Only the darkness
That comes with the night.
Instead of of playing
I sit in a room and cry
And my only last wish..is to die.
I wrote that while in a shelter in Pueblo CO at age 14 in 1997.
Now, I am a proud...
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As an ex-soldier, I get irritated by Right Wing parties hijacking the flag and my comrades, to further their political agenda. How about you?
I am a United States Sailor and I agree. Under Bush we have amassed more homeless veterans the after Vietnam. And that's why I voted Democrat for the first time in my life. Because I believe "YES WE CAN!!!"
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How many questions can we have saying Obama won we get it? Oh what the hell, one more won't hurt. OBAMA WON, IN YOUR FACE MCCAIN!
This is not in the spirit of Obama's message of change, hope, and non-partisonship. Try finding the common bond that makes us fight, live and die together. E'pluribus Unum. Of many "ONE". I hope our children will have and live this message of hope we have put forth with the casting of our sigular little votes for change.
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WITHOUT BRINGING RELIGION INTO IT, can you name one good reason WITH FACTS, to support an argument against gay marriage or the gay lifestyle for that matter?
Sure, Marry who ever you like!
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What's the Speed limit of sex?
68 MPH any faster and someone's going to eat it. =0P>-}
Though, I prefer 77 MPH you get eight/ate more.=0P>-}
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Last time you gave or received oral sex?
Gave and recieved a week ago. My Mrs. and I don't get to see each other very often so it only happens when we see each other. She almost done with school so I will be able to give almost every day again and I can hardly wait (pardon the pun). =0P>-}
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If a woman is raped in some Muslim countries, allegedly she, not the rapist gets executed. Why is this?
I love how this all gets blamed on men as a whole. All major countries in the world are run mostly by men and not all countries practice law in this way. You are speaking of countries run by men yes but, what type of men. These guys begin there practices based on what they are comfortable with. If their women are raped these men have an ego problem being with a woman who's been with...
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A Dutch court has convicted two youths of theft for stealing virtual items in a computer game and sentenced them to community service. Do you agree with this?
Does this mean I'm going up for murder due to the first person shooter games I used to play?
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Men tend to wind up with life partners who look like their mother, while a woman is lured to a partner who looks like her father, scientists reported on Wednesday. Does your spouse look like your parent?
Not even close. My wife is short blonde hair, DD, Blue eyes, curvy and confident. My mother long brown hair, small cup, green eyes, not curvy and not confident.
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What is the BIGGEST misconception about the state you live in?
I am stationed in Norfolk V.A. And the biggest misconception is that Virginia is for lovers! <- The state motto. This state does more to screw it's people than any other state I have lived in. And that's a lot. I also lived in Western N.C. and they are not a bunch of inbreed hillbillies’ who marry their family. In fact N.C. is home the nation’s first public university....
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What does the colour purple taste like?
Ask Prince's girlfriend.
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Men Only! What is considered fun and kinky sex to you?
Domination and bondage! Like binding her hands and treating her as a slave or being her slave in what ever capacity she chooses. Giving one another the "What ever you want goes" offer. Blindfolded sensory deprivation games. Tieing her up and going down on her as long as I want to without her being able to stop me. =0P>-}
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Do you scuba dive, if so how long have you done so?
I was Certified in 93 and I been diving in Porta Rico, the Florida keys, St. Martin, Marmaris Turkey and a few wreck dives off the coast of Florida's West Palm Beach. I love it more than Sky diving!
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Male or female woud you fake an orgasm just to make your mate feel satisfied?
I have and would agian. I don't need to worry about her thinking something she does works when it doesn't. She is a wonderful lover it's just some times she can't go as long as it takes and I don't have to cum every time. I get more out of making her cum anyway.
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Great songs for a Striptease? Any suggestions on the best songs to strip to?
A lot of Enigma songs. Lay your hands on me by Sinad O'Connar. Dirty by Paula Cole. Those are just a few I can think of.
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Has anyone's penis fell off while masturbating?
That reminds me of joke I was told once.
What did the Leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip!
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If you could have any job in the world (wage + benefits aside), what would it be? You don't need any special training for anything, you can be a lawyer without attending law school, doctor without medical school, etc.
My wife’s' personal massage therapist and sex slave!!=0P>-} If I could only support a family that way. :0(
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What occupation in your opinion has the most tempation for cheating on your mate?? ( doctor ,Lawyer ,ETC)
I would say stay at home mom because it can leave her starved for adult attention leaving her vulnerable to guys advances. The other jobs would be traveling sales, sailor, or any job that takes you away from the ones you love for an extended period of time because it makes you lonely and less likely to notice your even being tempted to cheat until your about to do it.
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I sometimes find it difficult to get off during sex, and it usually takes forever!! any suggestions how how to achieve this faster?
Go and get a professional massage then stretch to allow greater blood flow. A regular Yoga routine will help also.
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All i think about is eating pussy...any pussy...as much as i can...i would have a hot pussy pressed against my mouth all day and night if i could.....when a girl cums right on my mouth, i can cum without touching myself......is this a normal thing?
I hope so or we are both going to jail. I got my tounge pierced just for that perpose over 10 years ago and I and they have loved it. Though, I have only managed to make women pass out from it with my bare tounge. Well, I'll just have to keep trying. =0P>-}
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Do men really enjoy having a woman lick their ass?
I have no desire to have her do so but...I love to lick hers while I'm in the neiborhood!
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What do you do after a guy cums in your pussy?
Kill them both! It's MY PUSSY!!!He should have been nowhere near it and she should never have let him.
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Men, postorgasm, what should a woman do until you're ready for round two?
For her to F*ck my face right in to rounds 2-....=0P>-}
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Do woman like it if men bite in bed?
Mine prefers it in the kitchen. =0)
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What is the good way to have sex?
With her permission! =0)
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If men had a choice what form of sex do they perfer?
For me it's a toss up between Cunnilingus and vaginal inter course. I love gowing down an awful lot! =0P>-}
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Why is McCain's wife putting down Obama for voting to (not support the troops) when her husband voted the same way?
They are using the fact that very few people will go any further then her word because she has no record to go through. Unlike you, most people will not seek out what her husband did due to the fact that she used an accusatory tone as though her husband would have never done that. The Republican Party has been calling them selves the pro troop’s party and the people just believe it. My...
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18-19 and 25-26 years a real difference in age for a couple when socializing with friends?
My wife is twenty three and I'm thirty four. We have not delt with any problems in that respect and we have been togather since she was 18.
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What does a woman's vagina smell and taste like?
Perfection! There are a lot of multiples in your question though; Ethnicity, diet, does she smoke, activity level, weight neither is a negative just different in a multitude of ways. My answer- Imagine a beautiful flower that was also a tangy/sweet fleshy fruit that gave more juices as you ate it. One that made you bury your tongue in side as you did so, to taste it with every taste bud. Lips...
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What is your favorite term for vagina?
Breakfast, lunch or dinner and many times desert or simply YUMMY!
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Spray cheese or whipped cream?
Whipped cream. Spray cheese would have a higher likelyhood of causing a yeast infection from use. Though I prefer o natural. =0P>-}
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Do women get loose after having a few children and is it really noticeable or more just mental?
From a male stand point...No! I have dated a few single mothers (one of whom had 3 the youngest 2 were twins) and I am married to the mother of my daughter though, Kegels are nice with or with out children. FYI
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Do any of you use both feet while driving(left foot brake/right foot accelerator)? This drives me crazy when I'm behind someone who does this because their brake lights are constantly on.
I do not but, if someone is riding my @ss then I'll put my left for on the brake to back them off. I'm not a slow drive so if your on my @ss you just being an @ss!
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What is the two-word phrase that is guaranteed to get you horny immediately?
Another one is when my wife says Hello Mr. =0P>-}
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How important to a man is the size of a woman's breasts? Is too small or too big a turn off?
Yes please!
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How can I domesticate my wife?
Try BDSM...Even if it doesn't work it will be a fun time for both of you. =0)
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Have you ever stayed up all night to enjoy sex and got no sleep whatsoever?
Yes sir! My wife and I averaged 8 hours each night during the week when we first got together. We would do so all weekend only to stop for food and cigarettes. She failed that entire semester of college and we both almost lost our jobs over it. I was about to turn thirty and she was about to turn nineteen. It was well worth it. Now that she gave birth to or daughter three years ago and...
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Why is my vagina swollen and sore?
Sorry about that! =0)
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I love my wife and could never cheat on her. However for medical reasons she is now unable to have sex. Is there anything available that will remove my sex drive as the frustration is killing me?
What about oral for both of you? Can she still give and recieve oral? I know if I could give my wife oral and she could give it to me I'd be just fine. I'd miss vaginal intercourse but, I'd surely make due.
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Being abducted for sex is a common fantasy by both the person who would be the abductee and the one who would be the abductor. Has anyone actually ever planned and carried out this fantasy?
I wouldn't dream of it...Now that said, don't mind the van.
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Do you enjoy reading personal fantasy sex stories? Have you ever written one yourself?
I have but, I prefer to write erotic poetry like what's on my profile.
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What is the two-word phrase that is guaranteed to get you horny immediately?
EAT ME!! Or TASTE ME!! That's all it takes to get my attention.
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Hey everyone, does any one know if women really like anal and if so, how to get my girl of 5yrs to get over her fobia and try it and what can i do make it a very pleasureable experience for her?
If you go online to Eden Fantasies or a like site you can find anal plugs of varying sizes (you should start small and work up to) and numbing lubricants that will help prepare her and therefore make it a more enjoyable experience. You could make a game out of it. Due to the shape of these butt plugs she could wear it around all day while at work or home and no one will see it. This will help...
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I've had anal sex before, and the first time was great but after that it has hurt, i was just wondering if there was anything i can do to make it easier, like maybe a trainer toy?
If you go online to Eden Fantasies or a like site you can find anal plugs of varying sizes (you should start small and work up to his size) and there are numbing lubricants that will help prepare you and therefore make it a more enjoyable experience. You could make a game out of it. Due to the shape of these butt plugs you could wear it around all day while at work or home and no one will see...
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Does anal sex hurt? if so, any tips on how to make it less painful the first time?
If you go online to Eden Fantasies or a like site you can find anal plugs of varying sizes (you should start small and work up to his size) and there are numbing lubricants that will help prepare you and therefore make it a more enjoyable experience. You could make a game out of it. Due to the shape of these butt plugs you could wear it around all day while at work or home and no one will see...
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My bf loves Anal sex. It hurts me even if he uses lube. any adice on how to make anal more ejoyable for us both?? or at least bearable for me?
If you go online to Eden Fantasies or a like site you can find anal plugs of varying sizes (you should start small and work up to his size) and there are numbing lubricants that will help prepare you and therefore make it a more enjoyable experience. You could make a game out of it. Due to the shape of these butt plugs you could wear it around all day while at work or home and no one will see...
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So my boyfriend keeps wanting anal sex with me but I don't want it cause I think its going to hurt. Is there anything I can do to make it less painful?
If you go online to Eden Fantasies or a like site you can find anal plugs of varying sizes (you should start small and work up to his size) and there are numbing lubricants that will help prepare you and therefore make it a more enjoyable experience. You could make a game out of it. Due to the shape of these butt plugs you could wear it around all day while at work or home and no one will see...
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If a couple wanted to experiment with Anal Sex, how to you get the anus to stretch out enough to get penitration without causing any pain to the woman?
If you go online to Eden Fantasies or a like site you can find anal plugs of varying sizes (you should start small and work up to) and numbing lubricants that will help prepare her and therefore make it a more enjoyable experience. You could make a game out of it. Due to the shape of these butt plugs she could wear it around all day while at work or home and no one will see it. This will help...
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Men many women love to play with the Penis like you like to play with Breasts. Did you know this?
Yes, I've seen that during relationships.
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Men when you have a one night stand are you nice to that person? Also, do you lie to trick a girl into sex and say that you love them or are you honest about it? Many women like honesty and might only want a one night stand.
Of Course. I always was. We enjoyed each others company and many times if we saw each-other again it would usually lead to a repeat offence.
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How do I break my hymen at home?
Invite a guy over.=0)
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Many women love going down on a man[BJ'S] but not many men will go down on women. Why? I guess we women like sex more.
I don't think your sleeping with the right guy is all because many of us love, love, love to go for the Australian kiss.
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What would you rather do? eat out a girl or or suck on a guys d****
I have to go with cunnilingus. You can have your bananas, Vagina is what I call the perfect food. If I could do it for a living 8 to 12 hours a day I could and would. =0P>-}
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A French woman I know says Oral isn't sex but forplay. Do you agree?
I thinks it's all semantics and the title of this catagory says it all. If someone else were doing it to my wife or she to them then I would most certainly see it as sex.
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What words do you want to hear during sex? Do you prefer romantic whisperings, compliments on your body and abilities, loud dirty words, or nothing at all?
I WANT IT ALL! I do like silence though, it depends on the mood.
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Where can I thank all of those out there who help battle Trolls? I would love to give pionts to those who have given me the points to offset unjustly negative rated questions?
Wow, is -4 right off the bat to this question what passes for wit in your semi-circle? I'm just looking to give points back as blindly as I have recieved them. Thanks for being childish who ever you are.
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I know this is not a question but, I spend plenty of time here and I wanted to tell every one that my wife is "PREGNANT"!!! I am sooo happy.
Someone spinlessly Trolled me without comment. On 15 questins in a row with-in minutes including this question and out of nowhere. How can I stop this and or get there account blocked or blocked from my account?
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Men: Do you kiss your partner after cumming in her/his mouth?
Duplicate. Sorry.
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Who is the best blond bombshell? Marylon Monroe, Anna Nicloe Smith, Jayne Mansfield Pamela Anderson or Heather Locklear What is your reason for picking her?
Lana Turner, Michelle Pfeiffer, Charlize Theron Elisabeth Shue, Brittany Murphy, Gwyneth Paltrow, Elisha Cuthbert, Marilyn Monroe, Scarlet Johansson, Jessica Alba, Betty Grable, Mae West, Mamie Van Doren, Jayne Mansfield, Brigitte Bardot. These women even the younger actresses exude healthy, beautiful and confident sexuality. They can be funny, sexy, strong and classy while doing it all. The...
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What is your favorite foreplay?
Cunnilingus....suprised? I'd say more but, like in the act I get carried away.
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Men: Do you kiss your partner after cumming in her/his mouth?
Yes, to not do so says I expect you to do something I think is gross. And I kiss her after I've been there with her. =0P>-}
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What is the big deal with threesomes? Why do guys find them so appealing? There's only one penis. Why do they need 6 holes?
I know the thing that got me is the part about having a someone else to stimulate the other woman in other areas simultaneously; swapping turns being the one being stimulated and stimulating the others always keeping one person on the recieving end at a time to having a woman ride my face while the other rides my cock and reversing their roles. There is more but, I will not get in to that with...
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Do they make pheromone perfumes for women to attract men?
Yes, it's your natural scent. We as men may respond to perfumes but, what really drives us crazy is your own scent of womanhood. I don't know if that helps but, it's the truth. Science can see it but, they can't duplicate it. =0P>-}
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Women: do you find confident and cocky alpha-male type of men attractive?
Alpha-male does not mean cocky male. I am referred to as an alpha-male by those who know me personally and I am also referred to as an intellectual by many. An alpha-male will take the lead with confidence and protect his woman if and when need be, he will not share his girlfriend or wife with another man. An alpha is exclusive in his breading rights and is often out spoken regardless of the...
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If you had a chance to have anyone in any of the WWE locker rooms do thier finishing move on you who would you pick? If they have multiple finishing moves, please specify.
My wife! We have never done it in a locker room.=0P>-}
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If I offered you 1,000,000.00 in Cash or the chance to have sex with anyone you wanted, which would you pick?
The 1,000,000.00 That way I could have all the time with my girls and when the little ones in bed or with the grandparents I'd get all the sex I want with the one woman I want. I know this as I've had a lot of past expirence. Keep in Mind I'm in the Navy and don't get to be with my wife nearly enough.
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Would a guy rather cum inside or outside a woman?
Inside! It feels more like it's ment to go there. I do like cumming on her but, the feeling is never as good as inside.
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I'm married, and a girl at work keeps flirting with me to hook up with her sometime. What do I do?
Introduce her to your wife then answer her infront of your wife with a (((happy))) no, now don't ask again.
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I got in a 3some with by bf and his wife. I dont mind,but have no experience with women. What can I do to get myself more comfortable with this and show her some attention and not just him? She has no problem touching, sucking or eating me.
Two things. One try doing to her what you have enjoyed having done to you. Two try talking to her about it. I'm sure she wouldn't mind helping you out and it may ensure you get to play with them on a regular basis. Good luck! =0P>-}
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Girlfriend recently made a new male friend and seems to be spending a lot of time with him, including staying up all night at his apartment and coming home early morning. This is making me very uncomfortable. We've already had a talk.Should I accept this?
I agree with dianar and I not only say no but, HELL NO! I would be gone already. If there is nothing going on or not, I don't know about you but, when I had girlfriends it was always with the intent to go to the altar. I am not a religious person I just feel respect is shown or not shown early in a relationship and if it's not then I don't wish to risk any further. P.S. FYI- I...
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When do the best conversations happen?
Late at night.
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The next guy I see I am going to ask out on a date? Is this a wise decision?
(I'm starting with points to everyone. I just thought this would help counter the BIG, FAT, DIAPER WEARING, TROLLS out there.) I would say sounds fun, just make sure he isn't married (because even a marrid guy might say yes) and make sure he's not a TROLL! LOL.
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Have you ever had a threesome? If so, what was it like?
I have, Last time was with two young ladies I met in a local video store.
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If I say lesbian what do you think of?
My ex-wife.
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Would you like to join Sillyville?
ME! ME! ME! PICK ME! Put me in coach, I wanta play!
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Where is the female clitoris located
Go to the intersection of right and left thigh, go north and just as you top the small bump ( the one with the puddle in the middle of it) it will be the pink pearl sized object under the tarp. LMAO just half kidding it's at the top of the Labia under the skin. It looks like it's wearing a hood as it is often called and it is pearl sized and shaped. You and the women with whom your...
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The AB cruise ship is departing. I will be your cruise director. We need passengers and staff. Where would you like to go? What on board activities would you like to participate in?
Do you have any room on your staff for a male with a Massage Therapy Degree? I am fluent in Deep tissue, Swedish, Arvada, Nero muscular, pregnancy, reflexology (hands and feet) sports and Hawaiian style Lo mi Lo mi which is an oil based massage.
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Is pussy good to eat?
THE BEST!
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Would i be gay if when at the doctors they say to pull down my underwear and i get a boner
Not necessarily. You may be experiencing what's called a nervous erection. I.e. blood rushing in do to embarrassment sort of like a blushing penis.
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How can you make girl wet her panties?
Tickle her.
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Do girls like their butt region licked while recieving oral sex?
I have found this to be so.
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My wife fell asleep while I was performing (oral sex). She has never done this before. We have been together 4 years. The first time it happened was on our anniversary. It has happened 3 times. Am I wrong 4 being mad?
Yes
You should consider how comfortable with and trusting of you she is to do so.
I know I have fallen asleep on my wife not out of lack of interest or arousal.
Some times it just feels soothing and relaxing and combined with being tired or comfortable you get sleep.
Though, perhaps you should try the other oral sex.
Talk with her about how it makes you feel and why this is happening to...
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What is one thing that George Bush will never say
I could never do that to the American people, they trust me!
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What is one thing you'll never hear Laura Bush say?
We practice BDSM and our safe word is Democrat.
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What is one thing you'll never hear Paris Hilton say?
Before I became a mommy my life was empty.
Let's try being friends first.
Amen!
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Is your penis small?
I've never left any women unsaticfied so, I'd say no.
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Last weekend I cheated on my bf/fiancee w/ a good friend. I also utterly hate cheating, so I was suprised that I did. I realized I must have some strong feelings for my friend otherwise I wouldn't had slept w/ him. Should I tell my bf what I did?
Yes, and ditch the friend either way it goes. If your "good friend" would enter in to this and help put you in this siuation then he's not a very good friend, just a guy waiting for an opertunity to get some.
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Is love a feeling or a choice?
Both.
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Do threesomes taint your relationship?
YES.
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Why does she not like giving oral sex she always says its gross and only when she is ready she will? we are a couple 29 yrs being married and she loves watching porn while getting oral especially 2 women gets off faster! when i ask to receive it she alway
I've delt with this. Your wife may be a lesbian. I don't know all the details but, my ex-wife was Catholic and in denial. My oral skills were good though it got to the point that she said she pictured a woman down there while I was pleasing her. I bet she would have little to know problem performing cuunilingus on another woman though. Sorry bro, my marrage lasted only 6 years.
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I love to have sex but i like it when it hurts n i love for my man to bite me real hard am i a freak?
Not at all. I realized I liked women bitting me on the trap mussle on my collar when I was making love to my first love. It's just a primal instinct. Enjoy your self. Your normal.
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Whats your favourite thing to eat for breakfast?
!!My Wife!!
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What is one thing you'll never hear Paris Hilton say?
I'm not that kind of woman!!!
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What is one thing you'll never hear Laura Bush say?
My husband is the most intelligent, thoughtful, caring and most considerate president that ever held the office of President of the United States of America. As well as the greatest lover anyone ever new.
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Would you lick a girls butt hole if she asked you too
I have and will again! I love to please my Mrs.!
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Have you earned your red wings?
Yes. I look at it this way. I wish my tongue were long enough to get all the way in there to the end but, since it's not I taste it when it comes to me.
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How many people out there are really inlove with their spouses?
I put it this way. I wrote this to her a few months ago while deployed to the other side of the earth. Married 3 years and counting.
My Woman-My Home
I trace your form in photograph with trembling hands
An act that begs the stillness of a sculptors touch
As of stone I stand under starry skies on steel deck
The smoke fills my lungs in silence
While my mind floods with all aspects of...
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I say tomato. You say__________?
Kinky?
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What's your first thought when being accused of murder?
HOW DID THEY FIND ME OUT!!!
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What do men like receiveing for gifts?
Honestly.....SEX. I don't know a man who would say no to that. It doesn't even matter what you rap it in or if you rap in in at all. +3
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Could the increase in homosexuality be due to the world's overpopulation? Nature's way of decreasing reproduction?
Yes. Scientists have found a lot of evidence that lead to that belief. Other animals have the same thing happen when their environment becomes too crowded.
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After 20 years of being together with your partner, would you still enjoy holding hands with your partner and hugging like you've just met yesterday? Demonstration of public affection can wear off for some couples..
Of course. She is 11 years younger than I and I'll need her help to walk by then. =0)
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What is the biggest risk you have ever taken? Were you successful?
Voting for G.W. Bush and do you really have to ask?!!!
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Whats the biggest risk youv'e ever taken in your life?
Voting Republican! NEVER AGAIN!!! NOT WORTH IT!!
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My boyfriend and i will have been together a year on the 27th. We're a gay couple. Why do people still look at us and are like OMG 2 guys holding hands!!!? Are people really that sheltered from society that they've never seen a gay couple before?Thoughts?
Stop being a drama queen. Just be happy. The odds are you are drawing the looks because you are looking for a reaction. It happens alot to those who are new."I have many gay friends". Some get past it in a couple of years others hold on to it. Let go. You’re nothing new, gays and lesbians have been around almost as long as heterosexual couples. Find your identity elsewhere.
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If you watch any newer porn, it appears that "spitting" has become a common thing in having sex, i think its's gross. Is this just a porn thing or do most people do that now?
Good question. I would say that no most people don't do that during sex. I have played around alot in my little 34 years and I would dare say that the women I have been with (liberated or reserved) would have atleast thought it gross or told me right out "you can go now and don't come back". That trend is in porn not reality.
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Do you look your partner in the eyes when your giving oral?
In a word yes. But this is more my style.
Unspoken
Sapphire dueling moons
Gazing over crimson lips
Soft and swollen flower
Blooming in your hips
Quickening breath
And racing heart
I grasp your wrist
Your lips they part
Darting tongue
Moisten rose
Fragrant scent
That fills my nose
I bow my head
To taste your saline shore
Your tangy fruit
You whine for more
...
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Does anyone else get really weak and shaky when having an orgasm standing up?
Yes I have and I believe it's pretty common. Any woman I have given an Orgasm to while they were standing got shaky and wobbly.
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How do you get people to become physically and mentally attracted to you, and want to be around you?
Ruphinol than X!
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What is your goal on Answerbag? Get an answer, social interaction, evoke emotional response, gather points, etc?
TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!!!
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Do white men find black women attractive?
I am a white male and I have traveled around the world for work and fun. I have met a lot of people. As a guy I have been in many conversations about taste in women. Amongst white men there are those who prefer black women the smallest number, those who will/would/ or have dated black women a larger number and those who are not attracted to black women at all the largest number. Most of these...
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Women with six packs, hot or not?
Negative Ghost Rider! That looks to manish.
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If you love your spouse, but they simply have a low sex drive is it okay to seek out a lover and have an affair?
In a word....NO!
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Are you truely faithful to your man/woman?
Yes, I am completely faithful to my man/woman. {=0P>-}
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Women: What else is there left for you to do when your s/o loves doing all the housework, taking out the garbage, laundry and cooking?
My S/O Of course!
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Do white guys like skinny girls more than average ones?
What? No skinny for this white boy! I love curves and everything woman.
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Guys: What is the one thing a girl must have to impress you?
Character.
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I'd like to hear the women's views on the men they've driven to Therapy!! lol
HEY! You leave my mother out of this! OOOOHH mommy why did't you love me? LMAO
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What is that sound that a vagina makes after sex?
That would be the womans voice. Look up!
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Ever had sex with your shoes on?
Many times and many kinds!
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Where do the most beautiful women come from?
My in-laws! My wife is beautiful.
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Women lie about their age and men lie about their income .Is true?
I'd say more often than not.
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Men, do you like to have your prostate stimulated during sex?
I have never had that happen. I'd have to add that I have also had no iterest in any thing back there. My wife has tried to encourage me to try and who knows what the future holds.
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At what age do guys want to start "real" relationships? Ones based on truth, honesty, loyalty, and commitment?
They are that way from the start or they never will be.
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How much muscle on a woman do you find attractive? When does it get excessive?
I like women to look like Greek statues. Curves and a womanly figure. The statue of the Greek slave where she has hips, medium breasts and a little tummy. That's absolutly YUMMY!
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Best advice Nana ever gave me was "Never say no to your husband, because someone else will say yes."
Do you agree?
I'd have to say it goes both ways. We almost never say no to each other. Some times I say yes when I'm tierd or not feeling well and she does the same. Once we submite to eachother we are both happy once we've started.
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What are some things you should not do in a public restroom?
Have loud phone sex in the stall or urinal.
Finger painting with poo!
Compliment the watch of the guy in the urinal next to you!
Ask for some one to "hold this for a minute"!
Drop tro infront of a urinal!
Talk to your privates!
Talk to some one elses privates!
Scream it burns It burns and run around with your Johnson out!
Cry!
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Guys: Do you like glasses on women? Why or why not?
I have perfect vision and I have alweays found women wearing glasses to be sexy. It's part authority and part good girl with a bad streak like she's hiding some sexual tension even removal of the glasses is like opening a gift.
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Which books would Answerbag users recommend?
The road C. McCarthy, The Motorcycle Diaries Che G., On the Road Jack Keriwack, The Sword of truth series by Terry Goodkind.
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When you read to your children, do you do the voices and make it more dramatic for the children? I was told I'm weird for doing this.
My wife and I both do for our daughter and our parents did for us. I thought all parents did that. It's great.
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My ex is trying to black mail me and says he will report me to IRS for a past Nanny job where I didn't report earnings. His evidence is letters of recommendation from past clients. Can he do this?
Two questions. One: Were you married when you held these jobs? and Two: did you file taxes together? If you were and did than he would be equally liable once he signed the tax return.
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Is there anything that you absolutely do not want to know?
What it's like to out live my wife or child.
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Who was the best movie villain ever?
I'm caught between Henry Fonda in Once apon a time in the West and The guy in 8 mm he was a sick, sick puppy.
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I Cheated on my husband last night. i was so drunk and my friend just started doing stuff with me and by the time i said no it was to late. The worse part is that im married and he is over in Iraq. I dont know what to do, i really didnt want it to happen?
I hope you have not slept with your husband without telling him what happend first. He desirves to know what happend and you should get tested for everything before you and your husband go down that path. I would tell my wife and let her know before we slept together so she could choose to take the risk. TELL HIM!!! The longer you wait the bigger the lie.
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My oldest son found my youngest son's wife with another man, should he tell his brother? The marriage has been in difficulty for some time now and I know my youngest son has been suffering as a result of the situation.
I'm the older brother in my family and I would tell her (his brothers wife) to tell him befor I did and I would tell her to do it with me there to make sure it came out correct and to make sure I am there to protect all parties from hurting each other.
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What would you pick if you had to choose between a "real doll" or being alone forever
That depends out what they taste like!
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Use this opportunity to out a cheater. Name them and their counterpart if you know it. That way others may know them by their deeds. Lets see if we can make them accountable for their actions.
WOW, For every point I get some one out there takes it away. I must have really scared a lot of low-life cheaters out there who don't want to end up getting outed.
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Whatis the best object to sexually please yourself with that can be found in the home?
Four out of five Dentists recommend a sonic-care! =0P>-}
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What do you like most about oral sex? Share you thoughts, fantasies and experiences. Let's get oral sexy, okay?
THURSDAY
So close behind you know I'm there
I kiss along your shoulders bare
I chase the shivers down your spine
In one moment lovers we define
As your breath picks its pace
Around your jeweled belly, I then trace
Once at your breast, I take my time
Following your center line
I find the valley of your thigh
Beckoned by your shuttered cry
I taste your juices sweet
While in...
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What do you like most about oral sex? Share you thoughts, fantasies and experiences. Let's get oral sexy, okay?
Unspoken
Sapphire dueling moons
Gazing over crimson lips
Soft and swollen flower
Blooming in your hips
Quickening breath
And racing heart
I grasp your wrist
Your lips they part
Darting tongue
Moisten rose
Fragrant scent
That fills my nose
I bow my head
To taste your saline shore
Your tangy fruit
You whine for more
Pressing heals, arching back
Tensing muscles now...
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What do you like most about oral sex? Share you thoughts, fantasies and experiences. Let's get oral sexy, okay?
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I touch your breast, your shadow outline
I hold you closer intertwine
...
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Have you ever masturbated while driving a vehicle?
No, but, I knew a woman who did. Once while she was bored in traffic due to construction she wipped out the trusty vib and a guy driving a cement roller almost fell out when he saw her going to town with it.
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Do you live with your S/O? If not, how far do you live from them?
Not right now, 6 1/2 to 7 hours drive. She is in school and I am in the military. I hate it. We also have a daughter and we are married.
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Have you ever checked out someone's ass thinking they were the opposite sex?
No, thankfuly only a womans *ss moves that way. Not even a good drag queen can copy the real thing that well. Womens hips move a way a man's could never. Perhaps that's why I'm an *ss man.
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Based purely on the sound of your voice, did anyone on the receiving end of your phone call ever think you were the opposite sex?
No but, I have been told by women that my voice reminds them of a Gynecologist. "Just relax" =0)
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Have you ever given or been on the receiving end of flashing the middle finger while driving?
Yes and I had a foot waved at me in the Middle East.
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I don’t seem to be able to reach orgasm…It sucks, I love sex, and I get sooo close, I just haven’t been able too . any suggestions?
I've read everything you have written so far and I'd have to say your partners attitude sounds counter productive. You need someone who is more concerned about your feelings than pressuring you for results (it sounds like he is blaming you for his lack of validation). You need someone who will not pressure you but, enjoy pleasing you without another objective. When you sleep with...
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Tell me some different names for "dick"
(((((((((MR. President)))))))))
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Is your penis small?
Yes but, my balls are huge! And that only makes it look smaller by comparison, damn it!!
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I slept with a male friend and I want to begin seeing him (for sex) on a regular basis. He seemed really into it. I asked a few times if he wanted to get together again at some point or not. Hes avoiding the topic and wont give a clear answer, opinions?
Are either of you in commited relationships?
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People of gun control instead of banning guns why not try to help out the executive force aka the police force? You know like making donations to the police force so that cops can prevent people who own guns from shooting them?
Those "GUN CRIMES" are more often than not committed not by legal gun ownership but, by illegal gun possession. If we outlaw guns only outlaws will have them. FYI I am a former cop and now I am a gunners'mate in the Navy.
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What do you think of women who have husbands, but the husbands have other women, so, inorder for these women to make it look as if their husbands are into them, they buy flowers for themselves and sign the card "From your loving husband'?
Are you sure that's the case. A woman in one of my wife's classes accused her of having that situation when I sent her flowers while I was deployed. I also don't nor have I had another woman while with her.
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How do i turn my boyfriend on??? i have tried many many times to turn him on but i just cant. . .wat do i do?? (also tell help me how to turn him on in public)
My wife steps out of the room (like in the bathroom) and touches her self then come right to me in a crowded room leans in to me while putting two of her fingers in my mouth and just whispers in my ear that she wants to cum in my mouth and I'm already there! She usually chooses a time and place that I can not get out of so that I'm stuck thinking about it all night.
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What does oral sex on a woman taste like?
Perfection! There are a lot of multiples in your question. Ethnicity, diet, does she smoke, activity level, weight neither is a negative just different in a multitude of ways. My answer- Imagine a beautiful flower that was also a tangy/sweet fleshy fruit that gave more juices as you ate it. One that made you bury your tongue inside it as you did so, to taste it with every taste bud. Lips and...
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My boyfriend cheated on me with a prostitue. He says it was just for a blowjob as I dont give them. Are they that important to men? Should I forgive him?
Dump him. That was dirty and disrespectful of you and your health. No, they are not that important to all males, some yes. It differs from man to man. I could never have a long standing sexual relationship if she wouldn't let me perform oral on her. You may wish to be upfront with future partners as to what you want and what you are willing to do. That may prevent future hardships in the...
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Guys: What is your favorite scent on a woman? Girls: What is your favorite scent on a man? Specify if male or female.
Her natural scent. I am male.
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What REALLY turns you on? (sexually - specify if you're male or female) =)
Performing cunnilingus for days!!! I am Male.
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When it comes to foreplay, what do you prefer?
LOT AND LOTS OF IT!!!!
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What are some things i can do to my man while he is tied up in bed
Ride his face til you climax!!! I love when my wife does that.
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When a guy goes down on a girl, is it even that good?
It's awsome!!! I love it!!!
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Is it bad that I want to have sex with my mom?
NO! Your mom's hot!! I'd do her.
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My husband found out I was seduced by a black friend of ours. Our friend admitted the night to his wife and she called my husband. He asked me all about it and I like a fool was completely honest. Now he wants to see the guy do me in front of him.
Seduced? Take responsibility for your own actions for starters no one made you do it, if he did it was rape. Do as Chris said to do and get the divorce. But I say leave every thing to him. I cheated once on my ex-wife and I left her everything because “I” was the one who was wrong.
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Guys: do you like eating a girl out?
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I touch your breast, your shadow outline
I hold you closer intertwine
...
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Is it possible to get pregnant straight after giving birth if i had sex two days before
You can get pregnant very easily after child birth. But if you had sex two days prior to the child birth than no. Having sex close to the due date will only encourage labor. The semen will be dead and flushed out by the act of child birht even if you were having sex when the labor started.
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Why does your mom like to hit on me?
She just finds hitting retards funny.
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What is the first word that comes to mind when you think of a married man that cheats on his wife?
"Weakling!"
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Does men really like going down on women?
Unspoken
Sapphire dueling moons
Gazing over crimson lips
Soft and swollen flower
Blooming in your hips
Quickening breath
And racing heart
I grasp your wrist
Your lips they part
Darting tongue
Moisten rose
Fragrant scent
That fills my nose
I bow my head
To taste your saline shore
Your tangy fruit
You whine for more
Pressing heals, arching back
Tensing muscles now...
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Does men really like going down on women?
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I touch your breast, your shadow outline
I hold you closer intertwine
Than...
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This might be sick but for the dudes who have had sex: what does a pussy taste like?
Perfection! There are a lot of multiples in your question. Ethnicity, diet, does she smoke, activity level, weight neither is a negative just different in a multitude of ways. My answer- Imagine a beautiful flower that was also a tangy/sweet fleshy fruit that gave more juices as you ate it. One that made you bury your tongue inside it as you did so, to taste it with every taste bud. Lips and...
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Why do men like women to wear make-up?
It's not a preference. Make-up enhances (mimics) natural triggers of attraction. Red full lips rosy cheeks. In nature these things signify youth and fertility which we all find attractive due to natural selection for breeding. It's not as superficial as choice beauty.
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You are married or romantically involved. The one person in this world you thought you would never meet but have a total physical attraction to, comes to your door and want to sleep with you. You know you can get away with it. What do you do?
I would ask her to hold on while I got the video camera and video myself saying no and call my wife tell her to meet me at a hotel. I'd show it to her and then make love to her.
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How do i find a girl to join me and my wife? we've done the mfm thing but now she really wants a woman to join us in bed. finding a guy is really easy but finding a nice woman is really hard please help..
Each of you could take a college class or two in separate classes and seek a young lady independently. A lot of female college students are looking to experiment. ?And many of them would be flatterd that you each chose them to invite.
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Is it necessary for girls to remove their body hair?
That depends on wheather you find it attractive when a guy has that hair between his teeth or not.
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Guys, what makes a girl sexy to you?
Attitude!
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What kind of pranks do you play on your boyfriend/girlfriend?
I like to catch her around the house with her hads full or busy when I walk by and I'll just unsnap her bra through her shirt and watch her scramble to fix it. I laugh every time. It's too easy. She thinks I'm to good at it and calls me a male whore for having that talent.
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Do men think women over size 14 are sexy?
To answer your question. Think about it this way. Look at the Greek and Roman statues and classic art. That is when strait men decided what was attractive i.e.; women with a "womanly shape" and now with a multi-billion dollar fashion biz run by mainly homosexual men we see skinny women with bodies of pre-adolescent boys in women’s clothing. So my question would be is who would...
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Guys which do you prefer legs boobs or bum?
I am a turn and watch you walk by bum guy. Then legs then boobs. All beautiful but, I notice them in that order. Boobs look good if when they are symetrical and legs the same.
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Since the one thing Americans can produce in abundance is bulls**t, when are we going to invent a car that runs on it?
Just as soon as someone as obviously intelligent and witty as you seem to think you are invents one.
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OK Dad's, answer me this: Do you men really appreciate what women go through to give you babies? I really need to know!
I really appreciated how beautiful my wife was while pregnant. I worked two jobs; one was in construction the other managing a video store until two am then I'd call her to see what she was hungry for because you know it always changes when you’re pregnant. Then I gave her a full body massage ( I am a massage school graduate)and if she was in the mood I would please her orally before...
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Women: what does it mean when people say 'she wasnt getting what she need out of the relationship'?
It's a women’s way of justification. They say that so they don't have to admit openly that they cheat or leave relationships for the same reason some men do. For something or someone new. Think Bridges of Madison County. They don't do it for love, they do it for lust. Love doesn’t leave for a temporary lay. Men and women really aren't that different.
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__________ Begone! Fill in the blank, what product would you like the most, real or imaginary, magical or normal, that you could get for free?
BITCH Begone! or Debt Begone! Or even still Bush Begone!
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Tongue piercings, sexy? yay or nay
A tongue piercing is a functional piercing not an esthetic one. I don't care for those who like to stick there tongue out and show it off. I have one and it is better felt by my Mrs. then seen by the general public. Sticking it out to show others or to be flashy is just trashy and gives those of us with these a bad rap. I wouldn't want my wife to have one. So, I guess I'm saying...
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If you had to sleep with someone you despise in exchange for one thing, what is it you would demand?
Five years ago I would have said a devorce. I am happily married to a wonderful woman now though. But, being a hypathetical question and a have to I'd agree with Krazyg and say LOTS & LOTS of MONEY!!!! IF I COULDN'T GET THAT THEN I'D WANT TO BE KNOCKED OUT.
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Ladies how many of you have thought of using a strapon on your partner and gents would you let them.
It's not something I would personally seek but, If she wanted to try it I would feel obliged. There isn't anything between us I wouldn't at least try once to please my woman.
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Salad tossing, yay or nay?
There is no place on my womans body I wouldn't or haven't put my mouth and tounge!
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Why do they call it a blow job if you are not really blowing?
Becuse calling it a "Suckjob" just sounds vulgar.
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Why is it called a "blow job" if you actually suck?
Becuse calling it a "Suckjob" just sounds vulgar.
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What things or signs does a guy do that shows he is enjoying oral sex?
He continues to do it LONG after you've climaxed. You can't keep his head out of your cunny. You think he has grown a mustache evey time your in bed. When he says he's hungry he looks at you intently. And he says so.
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My fiance wants me to "go down" on her but I don't like to. I feel like that part is dirty and I don't want my mouth there. She does give me blowjobs and always reminds me when she wants me to do for her. What should I do? And is that part really dirtier?
On average your mouth will have more germs in it(dirtier) and is riskier for her on the recieving end then her vagina is to you. But, If you don't absolutly Love the taste of a woman cumming in your mouth then there are many of us out here who do and if your not then one or more of us will. I'm married so it wouldn't be me and though it's not hard for those of us...
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Is there anyone out there who doesn't like oral?
I don't..... I LOVE IT!!! Giving...getting I like O.K.
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How did you women let the gay men of the fashion industry make normal women plus size? A zero? Are you kidding?
Meory- I thought you'd get a kick out of this picture.
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What is your favorite nickname for the vagina? I like poontang.
My Favorite is Peach! It's soft, fuzzy, juicy, and oh, so edible! My least favorite is anything that alludes to fish like Tuna or red snapper! Never have I come across a "Fishy smelling or tasting woman".
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Honestly - do guys care what your vagina looks like? What do you WANT it to look like? I have pretty long lips (labia minora) and I'm a little selfconscious about it because pornstars seem to have small ones and what if that's what guys are expecting? :(
There is porn out there that focuses on long lips. Like flowers the peddles are beautiful big or small it is all in the perspective of the one burring there nose in it. =0P>-}
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What does a guy like a woman to do for him in bed? (what turnes you on?)
I love when she rides my face like she rides my member. I like dirty talk, scratching, biting, bondage, and be an active participant. I love when she tells me what she wants me to do to her or when she says she wants to cum in my mouth or tells me I can do what ever I want to do to her and sticks to it.
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What is the worst way to have sex?
With a syphilitic rhinoceros!
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Honestly, how many of you have an "adult novelty?"
Like my William Shatner mask?
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What not to say to your mother inlaw?
Dooon't worry I can still come by and tap that! Why don't you show me what I have to look forward to when she gets older? That mustache thing it..isn’t hereditary...is it? Now don't you worry Mrs. _______ I don't sleep around like her father does. When your other daughters turn eighteen you know where to send them right?
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Whats the worst thing you can say to newlyweds?
Saying to the groom where the bride can hear- Nice!, now you have a good reason to be hanging around with her daughter!
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1 word to describe what you like in the opposite sex?
!!!!!ME!!!!!
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Is there any word like "cameltoe" to describe when a man's pants are so tight that his genitals are visible?
A MOOSE KNUCKLE!
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Can you undo a bra with one hand and without looking, with one smooth motion?
Tap...snap...and off like a prom dress!
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Can you pop open a bra with just one hand or does it take you two hands?
Two....fingers. My wife says I'm too good at it and and that I was a man whore before we met. She likes to mess with me by crimping down the hooks so I have to work for it. I can do it through clothes, no look, just passing bye it's simple. Pinch..twist.. freedom!
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Have you ever woke to find someone giving you oral sex?
No, unfortunately I have always slept right through it. They always got mad at me and complained that their jaws hurt from the half hour or so they spent doing so. But, I have had the joy of waking up in the middle of sex though, I unfortunately miss out on foreplay. I prefer and have experienced (on many occasions) waking up to a my Mrs. mounting my face and that was/is awesome.
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Ever give or receive oral sex while on period?
Yes,I have earned my redwings! I don't see the problem with it in a committed relationship.
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Have you ever received oral sex while driving an vehicle?
Yes I have. I find it even more stimulating than at home.
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When you see a handsome or beautiful man or woman, what is the first thing that goes through your mind?
Honestly? First thought? "I wonder if she tastes as good as she looks?"
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What is the worst way you have been rejected or dumped by someone?
She told me she wanted some one with more money and that it only lasted the 2 1/2 years because the sex was so good and then she told me if she found a rich man she would like to keep me around as a sex toy.
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Men: Are you attracted to the "Supermodel" types, or do you prefer "real" women?
There is a reason today's models look like twelve year old boys in drag. Who designs the clothes and picks the models? Gay men, that's who. They like young boys and want strait men to start looking for that by making this trend in women. You girls think gay men are your friends. They are the ones that make these trends that are so hurtful for women. I prefer women who look like Greek...
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For those of you w/tongue rings, do you like your jewelery to have same sized balls, or one smaller... if you like 1 being smaller, do you prefer to wear it on top or the bottom?
It depends on what I'm doing to my wife at the moment. Somethings are better with small and other things large or differing shapes all together.
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Do you know someone who is adult and wet the bed have him/her peed on you while you two was asleep?weird question i know feel free to downrate
Yes, her name was Ashley. She was not drunk though. I think it was emotionally driven.
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My fiancee is always begging me to give him head...but i don't think i'm very good at all! is there any techniques or things i can do to increase his pleasure while i'm suckin him off?
If he's asking for it you can't be that bad. But, to be honest, the sexiest thing you can do while performing oral sex on a man is be or atleast act confident and act like you can't get enough of it. If it seems like you really enjoy doing it for him, he will be uber turned on by your desire and he'll feel sexy in return. In most cases hell return the favor with equal zeal...
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What do you think Adam said to Eve after they got in trouble for eating the apple?
Well for one, it was the fruit off the tree of knowledge of good and evil and nowhere was it said to be an apple. That said, what I think Adam said to Eve after they ate the fruit and were banished from the Garden of Eden was --> (Adam looking Eve up and down) “Well now that I know what that tasted like" =0P
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I get the 634.00 a month but we are still married and he is a solider? What can I do to get the child support raised?
For what service members make, try getting a job. He should not be the only one supporting your child. Just because you want more doesn't mean he should have to pay more. That is a lot out of an already small pay check. I realize this country has a habit of telling women that "HE" should pay an amount without taking in to account his income. I knew a guy who was ordered to pay...
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How can I get my boyfriend to be more open minded about sex and to try new things?
I don't know if your situation improved or not but, try shopping out a porno that has what your looking for in bed bring it home and get him to watch it with you. Mind you we as men are very visual and we aim to please. Use both to your advantage. When the scenes you like come on make remarks like "ooh, that’s hot" or “oh we could do that (insert move or position)...
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I have only ever used a cock ring with my boyfriend and I in the bed room, our sex life is amazing yet he wants to try different toys, some hard kinky postitions and so on, can I get some advice for what different things we should gradually move into?
Try going on-line to edenfantasys.com. They have toys advise and a pretty health colection of reference books including fantasy. Have fun and remember your in it for the fun of pleasing each other and don't let either of you feel presured in to anything you don't want to do or are uncomfortable with doing.
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Ladies, why do so many women have issues with thier partners masturbating?
Dear Looking 4 answers,I agree with Altgirl! Have you thought about his feelings? You say” His reaction was "are you mad", so you know he knew he shouldn't be doing it." That is a judgment not a fact. He may have asked "are you mad", but, that just means he was perceptive enough to see you were angry. That doesn't say he "new he was wrong". And...
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Is there a market for erotic poetry?
For those who have not read any of mine, I mean poetry like this-
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I...
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What are the best ways to say, "I love you." without actually saying it?
While she's laying on her stomach and your rubbing her back start writing letters on her skin and asking her to guess the letters and when she starts getting good at it move to random words then when she starts getting those write " I L-O-V-E Y-O-U.
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What is the difference between meek and weak?
That I suppose would be a matter of perspective.
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Men: If you had the choice, would you want your lady to get a boob job?
You mean like a job at HOOTERS?
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How many times in your life have you had a broken heart?
Lets see, Every Tax time, When bush got re-elected, and every time I get deployed and have to leave my girls. So, it's not over yet. OOh and when ever I have to fill up my gas tank!
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What is the best benefit you would ideally want from your job?
Family time!!! bennies, Job security, and a reasonable pay scale.
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If humans colonized space... what job would you want to have?
The only man left behind!
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Would you want to have the energizer bunny's job
IIIIIIIII don't wanta work! I just wanta bang on a drum all day!
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Are there any jobs you would not to do?
!!!Fluffer!!!
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Ladies, how would you feel if you knew that someone masturbated while thinking of you?
OOOOhhh ya like thaught do yah! Au bet you dew! Miss spelled for accent'.
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What are some differences between real sex and porn?
The comedic factors. Accidental hair pulling not just the good kind also the unintentional ouches. You even get the unflattering angles during real sex.
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Have you ever been accused of bieng a nymphomaniac?
Yes, So I sleeped with her!
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To the men, how would you feel if a married woman ask you to have a no strings attached, no call you in the morning just sex 1 night stand? Its someone you've known for a long time.
Reagan! The great communicator. Nice choice.
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Why do guys like to cum in mouth and then want her to swallow it? It doesnt taste good and it almost makes me gag.
It is a more intimate act when you cum in your partners mouth. Don't you like to cum in your boyfiends mouth. I feel closer to my wife when she cums in my mouth and she feels the same.
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What does cum taste like not that I would want to taste it because I'm straight but just curious as to what most of you ladies out there can compare the taste to?
I new a woman with A LOT of experience in that matter and she said it tasted like when you gargle peroxide. I have also had many girl friends who love the way mine tasted and would swallow all the time. Though, not from oral sex mind you it takes to long for me to get there. They would usauly ask me to finish in their mouth though.
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Do you like the taste of a man's/woman's cum?
I love the taste of womens cum! see my answer at http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/278366
My only worry is that straight women will discover this and all go Lesbian and the men of this world LIKE MY SELF will starve. :( =0P>-
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I am leaving AB in two weeks for good please read my question in the answer block.
I have not seen my wife and daughter since November fifth last year and I am a military member. My life is stressful and while deployed I found answerbag. It was fun and I enjoyed the welcoming people whom had great attitudes who where here for fun and knowledge. It was a wonderful escape from the day to day pressures of being a U.S. military member away from his family. As of late is seems to...
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Men, what is the one thing about women that just don't understand?
OOOOOhhhhh nothing;0( Get it out or get over it! What's with turning the lights out? We like what we see or we wouldn't be there! If you don't know what's wrong how should I? FAKE ORGASMS! If you fake it you lose the right to complain you don't have them. Guy's remember what you respond well to in bed and will often repeat it. I have taken quite a few girl friends...
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My fiance' is in Iraq. last night I got drunk with an ex & ended up fooling around with him. i barely remember. I woke up and instantly knew I had messed up! I feel so horrible, i love him so much. how do i tell him? can it work? can i be forgiven?
What do you mean by "fooling around" That is a broad statement? Have you dealt with it by now and if so what did you decide and what happened?
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Classic lingerie ie; corsets, stockings, garters? M/F?
My apologies, what are your thoughts on them. Do you like them or are they to much or are they to much of a hassle.
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If you are a man do you shave your pubic hair and why
Yes, I love the skin to skin contact if she shaves or waxes her lower outer lips (Labia majora). And every woman I have been with (especially before it became so popular for men to do) loved it.
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Why am I so turned on by guys with big ears?
Steering? A place to rest your legs? They make good curb feelers so you don't get that pesky stubble rash on your inner thighs?
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Do you find girls who look like a Barbie doll as Paris Hillton, Pamela Anderson and the Bay Watch girls, Christina Aguilera and so on beautiful?
You mean Blow-up Dolls?
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How come men will never understand when we see them lookin at another woman or when they cant get hard in bed we always think that we arent good enough for them and it kills our self esteem? what can i do to get over that? please help
My wife just laughs at me when I look. She knows I wouldn't want to be anywhere else then right by her side.
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Men what is your favorite thing to do to please a woman in bed?
Eating in bed till breakfast!
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Favorite things to hear in bed?
My wifes soft bedroom voice/moaning!
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My husbands best friend has been coming on to me for years. We had a brief sexual relationship, but it is WRONG. I want to end it for good. He calls me (don't answer) and comes around (I avoid him) What to do?
You gotta come clean with this one. If you try any other angle and he finds out on his own, your out for sure. He needs to know who he can trust. Right now, it's neither of you.
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My wife is now 30 years old, the sexual prime years range. To her sex is not important, and she says she doesn't need it. It bothers me that she has no desire to have sex w/ me. What can I do, cause I don't want to stray and I love sex.
The old adage about that being women’s sexual prime is in regards to fertility not desire.
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Can I get him arrested for adultery? I met a horny 75 year old man in kijiji who was responding to my ad "looking for a circle of wiccans" and he wanted to have sex with me... Lied and told me that his wife had been cheating on him and wanted sex w/me.
In a lot of areas it is actually illegal (believe it or not). Unfortunately it doesn't how ever carry a jail sentence in most cases.
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I told my husband of 13 years that i cheated on him 5 years ago. i had sex with someone 2 times. how can i help him to get over this?
The part where you kept it a secret instead of telling him right away means all the time between then and now was a lie. I don't envy him. If it were me, you'd be gone already. So,don't rush him. He didn't make the mistake you did. Now you have to wait and not do it agian.
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Why would you need your own gun? ... Only if you are a farmer, law enforcement officer, in the army/navy/aire force or professional bank robber ... Why els?
I am an ex-cop and I work with guns as a Navy gunner. I like to target shoot and I value my families safety over the safety of those who would do them harm. Oh and aside from that and other comments I made in this area. My great-aunt who had a security system in her home had a man break in rape her and then slit her throat. She had no gun in the house. Well not until he broke in to it.
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NAVY QUESTiON......when your in the navy does law enforcement / security go oversea's to iraq the same way airforce security does?
Yes, we do. We have ground troops ( as well as construction(SEABEEs)), sea, air (More aircraft than the AIRFORCE has) and almost any military job there is and most types are there.
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I stopped depression pills on my own 6 months ago cuz i couldn't afford them, and i fully believe I am over it now, is there any chance i can get into the Navy?
Negative. We don't want drones in my Navy. We are technical and high stress. I don't need to wonder "Is this guy/girl behind me going to point the gun at the tango or put it in their mouth". Try an easy civilian job where you don't have people’s lives in your hands. We need people who can think fast, act fast and have the ability to go into any situation with a...
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Is it worth impeaching President Bush-Cheney if it will cause fewer troops to become torturers?
You should watch how you paint YOUR solders. I am deployed right now and neither I nor any of my guys have tortured anyone. We protect and serve everywhere any time any where without question, while you make inflammatory and uneducated statements of hate. Before you write from the safety of your home and judge the brave men and women with whom your vote takes away from family for months/years...
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Have you ever had camel toe and didn't care?
They have some thing for that. See below.
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In a relationship, is it fine to share with your partner how many people you slept with?
I not only think it is fine but, a right of theirs to know. I did with my wife when we were dating and I am in the greatest relationship of my life.
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Why don't you want to share your partner with other people?
I don't play well with others! Not to mention the fact that our vows we took by choice said we would not. This generally means we don’t want to share that part of out lives with anyone else. It's a love and respect thing.
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If your husband or wife has an affair what would you do?
I have to say "I have the right to remain silent what ever I write can be used against me in a court of law" SOoooo...I’d do nothing. Yep…. Nothing at all….What’s that smell you say? Have I seen them? (Shrugs)
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How do I get back at my boyfriend for cheating on me, without me cheating back on him?
Break up with him and start seeing some of his friends or some guy he doesn't get along with. Be public and let this guy or these guys know how much "better" they are at the good stuff than he is. Your not cheating and some times it helps to get something new to get over the past aka. break the ties.
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I went to my guy friend's cabin for a weekend. It was just the two of us. Nothing happened, and I don't have feelings for him. I know it looks suspicious, but nothing happened. Is this cheating?
That doesn't sound insecure it sounds like you gave him a good reason not to trust you or your judgment. No adult woman I know would do that and not know what it looked like. If it were reversed I'm sure he would have been nailed to the wall and your friends would have been right behind you with the pitch forks. I would be curious as to the reason a woman and a man spend a weekend...
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Why are some males disgusted by the female menstrual cycle?
Immaturity.
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So, I went to Vegas this weekend... ratio of straight guys to avail women must be more than 25:1... if "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas..." who are all these guys having sex with?
You don't want to know. That is why they say that about Vegas on TV. Some Pros female/male and used to be a female.
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When you see a ball gag, handcuffs, leather whip and latex sheets what comes to mind?
What kind of Doctor did you say you were?
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How many days or months u can live without having sex?
I am working on a personal record of seven months. I am deployed in the U.S. Navy and I am very loyal to my wife.
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Are you a fan of the reverse cowgirl position? Why or why not?
I am a fan of my woman at any angle. As a butt man I must say that the reverse cowgirl has something of a place in my favorite’s category.
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"They" say most people are strong in either english/reading OR math/science, but not both. Is this true for you?
I am good in each of the skill sets except math. BTW The left and right brain theories were proven false quite some time ago. I guess it just hung in there as conventional wisdom.
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Can you help me to complete this poem ?- Oh lonesome me, here beneath the pipal tree. No deep thoughts to think upon, no immortal breath there drawn, I'll rest here for a hallowed month. ...
Then rise agian at dawn.
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Girls, if your guy asked you to massage his prostate, would you even know where it was? Would you do it?
As a male massage therapist I will answer your Question. You are looking in the wrong section. True massage therapy does not have a happy ending. There is not a medical benefit to such an act. Its application is purely adult and sexual in nature. It would be against the law. Now, take your question to the anal sex questions under adult. (I posted this answer when the question was in massage...
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What are Polish men like in bed?
Ever seen a Polish sausage? How about trying to swallow one whole? Just kidding:0) I'm not even Polish I just couldn't pass on this one. LMAO!!
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Do u men like girls who are quiet in bed or do they like them loud?? and y?
When women are loud in bed it is defiantly an ego boast and an all around fun time, a quiet woman is mysterious but don't be two mysterious if you don't seem amused many men will look for a woman that is. Mix it up. Some times I like seeing the neighbors look at me like a sex GOD or like an axe murderer and other times I want every bit of it just between us.
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O.K. Given a choice which would you prefer, Your S/O cheating and you knowing the truth or not cheating and you never know?M/F
Try this people: Your S/O has a friend the situation becomes suspect and you find your self wondering. Now you have TWO choices. 1 is they are cheating and you get to know the truth. 2 they are not and you never get to know. What is more important to you knowledge+ (certain guilt) or fidelity and wondering. In life we don't always get to dictate options for our selves. I am curious what...
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Would most people prefer to be comforted and lied to than to know the real truth?
Some people can't handle or face the facts. I prefer knowing. It may hurt but, I can deal with it over being a fool.
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What is the worst thing you can say when you get caught cheating?
Surprise!!!/ Happy Birth Day Honey!!!/ Oh, like you ever had a body like this/Stop talking your killing my erection/ Don't you dare start blaming ME for this/ Babe, get the camera this chick is AWESOME!/ Stop yelling, your scaring the babysitter/ You are the one who said we had to talk to your daughter about S-E-X / Look TWINS!!/ Why didn't you tell me our kids teacher was so HOT?/ If...
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Will you share a serious poem on Answerbag that you've written?
These were written at different stages of my life. Spanning from an abused child, a dark and suicidal teen, a passion minded and obsessed young man to the most recent and more rounded husband and father.
ENDLESS NIGHT OF A CHILD'S CRY
I was thrown in to a wall
I was slammed against a door
I was thrown in to a room
As he hit me more
I see no sun
I see know light
Only the...
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Would you share either the favorite poem you wrote for your 'lover,' or one that was written by them FOR you?
My Woman-My Home
I trace your form in photograph with trembling hands
An act that begs the stillness of a sculptors touch
As of stone I stand under starry skies on steel deck
The smoke fills my lungs in silence
While my mind floods with all aspects of you
My small and delicate bride
So full of strength
You are my home port
My safe harbor
All of my life’s journey’s...
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Who wrote your favorite poem?
I don't have a copy of my favorit one "You Would Come" By Pablo Neruda but, I have a few of his with me. This is a good one.
"Body of a Woman"
By Pablo Neruda
Body of a woman, white hills, white thighs,
you look like a world, lying in surrender.
My rough peasant's body digs in you
and makes the son leap from the depth of the earth.
I was lone like a...
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What is your favorite poem?
Pablo Neruda's "You Would Come" But, since I didn't pack either of his books with me I'll post my second.
Poetry by
Theodore Roethke
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow
I feel my fate in what I can not fear.
I learn by going where I have to go.
We think by feeling. What is there to know?
I hear my being dance from ear to ear.
I wake to...
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When is the last time you kissed someone?
November 4th 2007 when I kissed my wife and daughter good bye and headed out to sea for what should be seven months. Unless we get extended.
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How do i teach my man to be gentle during sex
Tie him down, control the tempo of the act and show him not only how good it can be but, how much more you enjoy it.
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Genuine question, dont laugh! Do guys care if a womans pussy lips are small or big?
Let me answer with a question. Do you find a lily with its elongated peddles any less beautiful then say the small tightly packed peddles of a small Peruvian rose? Would you not still wish to bury your nose in it and enjoy its fragrance? That’s how I feel about the lips of a vagina. Thank you Georgia O’Keeffe!
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What do you think about female circumcision?
I'd have to agree with john. Not to mention how can you justify such an act. Even from a religious aspect. Love making is meant to be enjoyed by both. It would break my heart to fall in love with a woman only to find out her vagina had been mutilated there by making it impossible to please her in many of the most natural and beautiful ways a man can pleasure a woman.
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What's your favorite sex position? and why?
My favorite technique is known as the Venus Butterfly. And yes, it does exist. Two women I have preformed it on fainted during the act.
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What is meant by the phrase "mind your p's and q's"?
Maddock is partly correct. P’s n Q’s: does mean Mind your Pints and Quarts. In Pubs when people would start arguing, the bartenders would tell them to mind their own drinks... being pints and quarts. Hence forth parents began telling their children that when they would act up or fight.
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What is your definiton of poetry. I think poetry is music without the music.
Poetry is our attempt (however inept) to convey emotions with words.
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What does this quote mean? "What is mind but motion in the intellectual sphere?"
It would appear to me to be a reference to thought being a form or kind of action. Rather than the abstract "thought begets motion".
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Can you tell me a poem you wrote?
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Can you tell me a poem you wrote?
My Woman-My Home
I trace your form in photograph with trembling hands
An act that begs the stillness of a sculptors touch
As of stone I stand under starry skies on steel deck
The smoke fills my lungs in silence
While my mind floods with all aspects of you
My small and delicate bride
So full of strength
You are my home port
My safe harbor
All of my life’s journey’s...
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Can you tell me a good short love poem?
My Woman-My Home
I trace your form in photograph with trembling hands
An act that begs the stillness of a sculptors touch
As of stone I stand under starry skies on steel deck
The smoke fills my lungs in silence
While my mind floods with all aspects of you
My small and delicate bride
So full of strength
You are my home port
My safe harbor
All of my life’s journey’s...
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Can you tell me a good short love poem?
"The Infinite One"
By Pablo Neruda
Do you see these hands? .
They have measured
the earth, they have separated
minerals and cereals,
they have made peace and war,
they have demolished the distances
of all the seas and rivers,
and yet,
when they move over you,
little one,
grain of wheat, swallow,
they can not encompass you,
they are weary seeking
the twin doves
that...
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Can you tell me a poem you wrote?
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I touch your breast, your shadow outline
I hold you closer intertwine
...
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Would you please right a poem about bacon for me please?
Stripped and lubricated
Sizzle and pop
You lay before me
I can not stop
I look down on you
My pulse how it races
I taste of you
On my chin you leave traces
Your scent fills my nose
Your juices my vains
Oh.. what are these darned ol' chest pains?
Damn you little pig!
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For the guys. Ive heard lots that most guys like giving head to a girl, because 'it tastes good'. Is this true or do you just do it cause its the thing?
I would give up intercourse be for I would give up cunnalingus. I enjoy every thing about giving it. EVERYTHING! MMMMMMMMMmmmmm
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How do i get my man to be gentle while eating me out
Let him know, eating out doesn't mean eating or chewing grass. Tell him to treat your lips like the peddles of a flower. Or tell him to trace your lips in the shape of the alphabet. It's the old slow and steady wins the race. Speed comes with time a so do you.
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I'm 19 and my boyfriend is 31. He has always dated older women and I can tell he sees me as a child. He expects things from me that he got from older women. I want it to work, but is he likely to change?
I had the same dating history and when I met my wife she was 18 going on 19. Now I am 33 and she is 22. I didn't read into your question that he expected you to stay home and play house wife. I don't feel the same as the confused middle generation that says either is wrong for a woman. As a job holder or a house wife and stay at home parent even both. I think this next generation will...
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Is anyone else tired of seeing these whinny loaded questions that fish for compliments or reassurance from women? i.e. "Do women like men who-" something they obviously do or magazines tell us they want.
Look guys, I'm sorry your mom screwed you up so bad but, Women don't want whinny puppets that need to be told how special they are all the time they get enough of that from each other and even that gets old for women to hear from them. You sound needy and high maint. It is O.K. to be a man even in this day and age. There is a reason why you are just the friend all the time. They are...
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Guys: do you like eating a girl out?
I have only had two women in my life let me go down on them as long as I wanted too and the both passed out from it. Read my poetry in my profile. I feel there is no greater sexual joy. I would continue to do so even if women stopped getting anything out of it. I simply love to.
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What would be a fun and adventurous place to have sex?
Scuba diving at 15 feet while a glass bottom boat floats over.
Upside down on a stair case holding on to by jambing my feet in the hand rail, me on my back head down my wife head up on top reverse cowgirl. It's great for moving between that and a sixty nine position.
On the bosses desk.
The prep table of a pizza place.
In a jeep rag top while people are less then 25 feet away.
On a...
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What is the one question that you should never ask a woman?
Do you honestly think you can do that as well as a man?
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You are alone at your computer on AB and suddenly you are about to die with only answer baggers to know your last words. What do you write?
Hang-on guys and gals I think the pizza just got here.
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What, other than the secret of eternal life, could you invent that would make you as rich as it is possible to be, or has Bill Gates done that already?
A food that tastes like a woman. I know I would invest. Then I would eat all the profits. =0P
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If your husband visits strip clubs on occassion (2-3 times annually) and you're cool with going too, yet he opposes to let you go, what does this mean?
I'm sorry, my answer though true and honest is not one you are going to like. If you are willing to go and have no problem then he doesn't want you there because there is something he doesn't want you to see. Most guys I know who have women who go have a good time getting them lap dances then going home and working it out. Those who don't want their women there are usually...
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Why do high school girls look like 20 year old women these days?
You joke about the hormones but, that is the answer to your question. The FDA allows growth and maturity hormones in all live stock. What goes in to the food goes in to the consumer. There are so many cancer issues with that I could write all day. There is no fight to stop it based on these facts because we are to obsessed with sexy in this country and men will look even if she is twelve.
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What do men (age 20-30) like as Valentine's Day gifts?
A sure fire pleaser is for the woman in his life to wear something provocative, maybe something he has said he would like to see her in (even if he said it half jokingly( because he probably wasn't)) like lingerie and then present her self as the gift. I could unwrap my wife every day forever and be just as exited as the first.
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I like to Suck dick but refuse to have sex is that a turn off?
It won't turn men off at first but, they will begin to wonder why. Are you apposed to receiving cunnalingus or just sex? You should get something in return other than a load. That way you also know your work is for some one who appreciates it.
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Can a girl give a guy head if she has braces? Or is it not even possible without hurting him?
Possible and visually very hot!
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Whats sexier- semi naked or fully naked?
Both are quite sexy. For me it depends on the mood I am in and the sex that may or may not happen.
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Ladies have you ever cum over your mans face? did he and you both enjoy it?
Yes and Yes. Enjoy it, I prefer it! Love it! and I don't even HAVE a mustache.
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If your man were away on deployment and requested a pair of your worn underwear, Would that bother you or would it be a turn on?
O.K. Ladies, Do none of your men really enjoy your taste or scent. Now I know in most situations your partners are not gone like we are but, if he were, how would you see him assuaging that desire that you would be happy with? You can't masturbate this away like other sexual desires.
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If your man were away on deployment and requested a pair of your worn underwear, Would that bother you or would it be a turn on?
Hey John Pen!!
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For girls: During the day do you wear Thongs, Boy shorts, Bikini briefs, grandma panties, or simple low rise briefs, or nothing at all.
The peel and eat kind! =P>- Almost any color will do.
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If you were a pair of underwear whos ass would you be on?
My wifes!
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Guys, would you leave your significant other if they gained weight? If so, would you still leave them if they were trying hard to lose it? Would you go back to someone who'd gained weight since you last saw them? By weight gain, I mean at least 30 lbs.
No, I would never leave her! I know how beautiful she is and can see it through what ever happens.
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Do military men/women really believe the whole if its in a different country its not cheating BS?
Visiting prostitutes would be a violation of the UCMJ (Uniformed Code of Military Justice) and is punishable up to jail time and dishonorable discharge. Married personnel are held to an even higher standard as cheating is also against the UCMJ. And this rape you speak of. I have seen one attempted case of which I stopped in a bar. The attempted rapists were local and so was the victim. If you...
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What are some good reasons to keep on living?
3 reasons off the top 1 To annoy the hell out of those you dislike. 2 To see what happens next.2 Imagine a child you are going to have and love more than anything in life so far, ///now your punishment for logging out early is you never get to know them or what they will be like.
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What is the worst place to be standing naked?
Next to this van, in front of a school, while wearing a name tag HI MY NAME IS CHESTER.
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Where's the worst place to call out, "Group hug!"?
A turkish bath house.
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What are some good ways to get your ex back
High powered rifile, hire a clap infected prostitute to hit on them at a bar, or systematically sleep with each of their friends and tell them each how bad your ex was and how much better they are. Just a thought.
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Which is the best sports rivalry? For me it was Sampras and Agassi.
Vasily Grigoryevich Zaytsev vs Heinz Thorvald.
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Are women offended when men are visibly excited?
Yaah Baby!!... Oh, sorry. =0)
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Does stealing another woman's husband make you a WHORE?
No that makes them both whores! Nobody rides for free even if their choice of transportation is the village bicycle. Though I do believe the good old fashion strait to the point term is TRAMP or TRAMPS for the both of them. No one on either side of an affair is innocent or blameless.
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
Now that WASN'T worth the sex change operation!
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Have you ever involved food with sex
Like the use of warm honey. It gets into those hard to reach places and you can take all day liking it up.
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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?
Escape from an angry husband!
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Boxers or briefs?
How brief do you want it baby...Because you know you want it!
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Boxers or briefs?
What about in a towel baby? There is nothing under here! And that makes me dead sex-ae!
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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be?
I would be either a box, a Kitty, a camel toe, a taco, a beaver or a muff.
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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?
Bee keeping, Sky diving, cage fighting, The ECO-Challenge
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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny?
Boy Scout jamboree or a U.S. Naval ship any time after month three of a deployment!
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Women, what makes you horny?
To the women who went on the attack right away: It is a question for women who know what they want and can voice it. If you don't know or it changes all the time just say so or say nothing at all. Unless you want men to go back to not caring what you want. I don't believe the man asked what makes you militant and bitchy. We as men already know that answer.
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Is the idea of sex really the first thing that attracts a man to a woman?
First thing, it's not that simple and piggish, here's why. Its natural selection same as with women it's just that we have less to go on genetically. For a woman she is looking for a good provider which in the modern world has finances, social standing and then there is the physical characteristics of broad shoulders, jaw, cheek bones ect. These are physical signs of strong genes...
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Guys, do you like all types of breasts? Do you still like natural breasts that aren't perky?
Yes. Though it may not be in the mags it still turns us on. Though I am more of an ass man myself. I hate for my wife to leave but, I sure like to watch her go.
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This should answer most "is this cheating" questions. If the one doing the deed wouldn't do it with their s/o right beside them then, yes it is cheating!
When I say the deed, I mean anything not just sexual. Emotional cheating can be just as distuctive. See WebMD's "The Affair You Don't Know You're Having." under the health&sex section.
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Why do guys think that their girls always have to have big boobs, a tiny waist, and big hips, do they not realize that not all girls look like this?
Women have similar fantasies of men. Our pressures range from financial to athletic and we are to have such varying emotional traits (depending on the woman and her cycle) we could never accomplish the other items due to the Sybil like personality disorders we would have. Or the massive drinking problems.
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Are any of you into pussy worship, i.e. kissing, touching softly & generally playing with a woman's pussy in a very focussed manner?
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I touch your breast, your shadow outline
I hold you closer intertwine
...
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What particular sex act turns you on?
Performing cunnalingus. I enjoy this singular act of pleasing my Mrs. more then any other.
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Guys do you prefer to give or recieve oral sex?
Unspoken
Sapphire dueling moons
Gazing over crimson lips
Soft and swollen flower
Blooming in your hips
Quickening breath
And racing heart
I grasp your wrist
Your lips they part
Darting tongue
Moisten rose
Fragrant scent
That fills my nose
I bow my head
To taste your saline shore
Your tangy fruit
You whine for more
Pressing heals, arching back
Tensing muscles now...
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On your honeymoon would you let your new husband perform oral sex on you for the first time?
My only questions are why did you wait so long and why did you make him wait to enjoy your favor? Yes, let him, sooner even! If not, atleast let him on that night and every other night he wants to. You are his only source for the greatst taste and sexual joy a man can have. At least I feel that way.
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Hey. For all you men out there.. Do you like to go down on ladies? What do you like about it? I feel really strange asking this online, but I'd feel awkward asking my BF and friends about it.
I love the way it feels on my lips and tongue. I love the taste, the view of her body from there. I love the way her thighs feel around my head. I love the smell of her cunny as it fills my nose. I love grabbing her thighs, bum and breasts while I am down there as well. Don't be afraid to ask your boyfriend or friends. We don't mind talking about it. In fact just talking about it may...
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I want to know why women shave there vagina's and why men think it looks good?
Wow, there are three of you nit pickers. Though, the vagina is a simple way for everyone to fallow the conversation. I work with weapons and don't jump on people for saying "clip" when they mean magazine. We all know what Hug was asking. Stop being snide. P.S. I also have a degree in massage therapy so, we can have a go at anatomy to if you want to continue trying to show how...
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Is there any particular food that reminds you of someone who is no longer in your life?
Liver and onions, cream chipped beef-My grandfather greatest man I ever new. Split-pea soup-my grandmother nothing warmer on a cold winter day. Atleast not in that Irish house.
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What is the one piece of food that reminds you of your ex?
Plain iced coffee. Cold and bitter! =0)
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Which food does a vagina remind you of?
Do you mean visually, flavor or texture in my mouth? Visually like an eatable flower, texture of warm fruit and as for flavor if you find a food that tastes like a woman let me know and I'll be one very happy man because I've never found one.
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I love giving oral sex while out in public does anybody else like this kind of thrill?
I love to go down on her anywhere! =0P>+
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If you see an attractive man in a lounge/bar, and he has a ring on his hand, do you proceed to with maybe hooking up with him for a one night stand or do you leave well enough alone?
My advice, tell him to get home to his wife before someone else does.
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How do I get my bf to perform oral sex more often?
My wife just whispers in my ear that she wants to cum in my mouth and I'm already there! =P>- There is also a web site that sells panties that say be a sweety eat your honey. Google eat your honey thongs! He should get the hint!
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At what age did you start masturbating?
I was about 6 or 7.
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Would you please post your favorite sky photos here - storms, sunsets, sunrises, clouds, etc.?
This one was taken by one of my other gunners out here aboard the U.S.S. San Jacinto.
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What famous photograph impacted you the most? Please attach photo if you can.
Mine is the Afghan refugee girl. I am roughly the same age as her and those eyes were haunting then and are still. I love photography to this day because of it. I know her story but, with pictures this powerful I didn't need to.
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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.)
We always used our middle name + the street you grew up on. (Not everyone has a pet). In that case mine would be..... Dean Hungerford!
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Are you or some one you know is pigeon toed?
She is some times =P>-
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Have you ever woke up haveing your partner giving you a blow job? How did u like it?
I much preferred my wife straddling my face to wake me up. It is my favorite breakfast in bed ever! =P>-
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How would you like to die?
Very old with my wife in my arms.
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What is the one thing that is most fascinating about women?
How they can elicit such a wide array of responses from us while being themselves. Everything from undying love and devotion to actual war.
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Who was your first true love?
Her name was Norma Irene Castro. I was 16.
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GUYS... do you still find yourself sexually atracted to ur partner, or a stranger, with a belly and love handles?
Do I still find my wife sexually attractive? I find her more attractive after our daughter and years together. Fashion is predominately determined by homosexual males who choose models that look like adolescent males. When heterosexual men decided what was attractive, you had more womanly shaped women. If you disagree with me, look back from Rome to Greek statues as well as art all the way to...
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How do i make my sperm taste good for my girl?
Drink lots of pure pineapple juice and don't eat a lot of red meat prior to sex.
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How can I talk to my man about giving oral sex?
Tell him how much the thought of him preforming oral on you turns you on. We men like to know what we do or can do that turns you on.
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What is your biggest disappointment in life
Adulthood in general.
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I've got a new tongue ring and I've always really like giving my Mr. oral... will it get in the way? What tips can I use to make it "good" for him?
Now you need to get him to get one, My Mrs. loves mine.
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How many times a week do you have oral sex?
As often as she will let me and life will allow.
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What would you do if you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day, a full 24 hours?
I would have a lesbian experience to know who it felt on the other end of cunnalingus and to see if a female/female 69 feels as good as it looks like it feels and if it is any harder logisticaly.
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If you could have sex in the next hour, would you?
No, my love is more than an hour away. If she were near definatly.
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I had sex with my boyfriend about a week ago and the condom broke and i think i may be pregnant. but i'm not sure. when i pee and it goes into the toilet water it turns into little white clouds. what could this mean?
It sounds like you may have a UTI, Urinary Tract Infection. I would consult my doctor Jasmyn. It's treatable and common.
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Guys for us nosey ladies what is the standed amount of time you can keep an erection for?
Mine is two hours. Having the opportunity to go down often helps.
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Do you think men will ever understand women?
Have any of you watched Dean Cook in his round stage performance? He understands quite a bit.
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When will the abuse of women finished?
When we stop standing by in silence, while laws and courts punish the abusers consistently.
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Im not trying to be gross or anything but last night was my first time ever haveing sex and well when we were finished i started crying. Why do you think that was?
It sounds like you had an emotional orgasm. This happens from time to time when there have been a lot of emotions repressed or built up. It's normal, don't worry.
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Is it true that if a white woman goes black she never goes back?
That depends on the future men she intends on seeing. Some will no longer find her datable after that choice. At least that's the consensus I've gotten from other men of various races.
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Whats the best comeback of all time
Wait!! YOU woke me for that?!!!
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How do let my bf know that I liked when he performed oral sex on me the other day and I would like him to continue?
When you start wisper in his ear that you want to cum in his mouth. When my woman tells me that I run for the border head first.
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How many of you are "givers"?
I am defiantly a giver!
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Men-since you've been grown, have you every nursed a lactating woman? women-have you ever been the giver? either-what were your thoughts?
My wife is rather endowed and it was hard for our daughter to latch on when she engorged. It was the middle of the night and to late to get a breast pump. I admit I was curious and did not mind. It was not sexual but, it did feel very intimate. It is one very rare case when a partner can nourish you in such a personal and intimate manner. I found it watery yes but, also very sweet.
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Guys, if you had the choice of rock hard abs or adding 3 inches to your [penis] what would you choose?
Honestly though I have never received complaint in fact always the contrary I would like to see what I could do with an extra three inches. My waist line I can change at will.
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Is rape ever justified? Why or why not?
Sorry if I offend anyone which I am pretty sure this will. But-Yes, in one case I do. If a man raped a woman I cared for and I hired a handful of large excons or gang members to break in to this mans house and violate him repeatedly while it was photographed and filmed to encourage his self removal of our state and or country. I do believe I could live with that. And would even call it justified.
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Are you kinky?
NNNOOOOO...Well maybe... a little...;)
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Have you ever had your s/o tie you up and have their way with you?
Yes and it goes double ditto for my Mrs. =O)
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What is a good book for me to read on sexual positions, other than the Kama Sutra?
I don't know if positions are all that you seek but, there is a book that has some good info called Acupressure for lovers. It also discusses other things you and your partner can do for each other. It has diagrams and pictures to help in navigation.
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Is there a celebrity who makes you think about being gay/lesbian?
Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Walters,Ricki Lake,and last but not least Ms. chin wiskers her self Rosie O'Donnell. Oh yes, I am a man.
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What do you tell your 7 year old daughter when she ask's about you father (her grandfather) when actually he was a lifelong criminal and drug addict and spent over half his life in prison, and died in a violent drug related death when you were 14?
Growing up in a house hold of drug addicts and crminals my self, I'm sorry you faced that. As far as your daughter I have one also and as a father I say tell her he had problems and he past when you were young. I don't feel you need to answer questions she didn't ask or open your self up to questions she need not ask. I hope this helped.
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What part of your body turns you on more when kissed there?
Simply put, my lips! I'm turned on by taste as well as touch.
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I cheated on my boyfriend and I want to forget about the whole thing. I think it would do no good if I told my boyfriend but I don't want to be dishonest. Should I tell him?
Wow, I am amazed that in this day people still live by the Philosophy of what others don't know won't hurt them. Condoms don't prevent all. There is still fluid contact. When you are single and taking the risk its O.K. because everyone involved in the risk is aware and fine with it. Not to mention those involved are getting something out of it. When you cheat you put them at risk...
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Does anyone know where Dogie Style originated?
It's more likely that it was the first position. Easiest entry, most penetration therefore ensuring the best possibility of fertilization. And most primal!
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¿What is the strangest thing that you enjoy in bed?
That answer would be sub....jective.
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What do think of oral sex
I think it's the greatest way to please women in the world! My brand is giving!
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Do you believe that having an emotional realationship with someone of interest while in a marraige is the same as having and affair?
WITH OUT A DOUBT!!! It is both a betrayal and a lack of respect for your relationship and your partner. What you give to others in the context of a relationship of this kind you take from your primary i.e.; marriage. Put it this way; would you do or say what you are doing or saying with your partner there? If not, you are wrong and spineless for doing so. Fact like it or not!
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What's a "fag hag"?
The definition I always got was a staight woman who is out to turn a gay man tward women. Sort of an ego thing.
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Why are you here on Xmas day? I am getting ready to go to my boyfriend's house.
I am in the Navy and on deployment. So, I am waiting to get an e-mail from my wife when our 2 year old daughter wakes her up.
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
Wow, you really should listen to your father, trust me! You could learn a lot from him. Or your sister,mom little brother ect. and so on.
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Ok, is it completely weird that I am a straight (emphasis on straight) woman, who has a fat fetish for other women? I mean, nothing too kinky and not sex, just bellies and weight gain. And I am almost repulsed by fat man bellies. what's going on?
Another side note: How often are you told you look like a younger Laura Dern?
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Are you a tits or ass man?
My head turns for ass. It is also next to my favorite place for dinner.
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How do you, turn your partner on? Anything special?
Does this answer your question?
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Do guys enjoy licking pussy or do you just do it to get to the fucking part?
THURSDAY
So close behind you know I'm there
I kiss along your shoulders bare
I chase the shivers down your spine
In one moment lovers we define
As your breath picks its pace
Around your jeweled belly, I then trace
Once at your breast, I take my time
Following your center line
I find the valley of your thigh
Beckoned by your shuttered cry
I taste your juices sweet
While in...
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Do guys enjoy licking pussy or do you just do it to get to the fucking part?
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I touch your breast, your shadow outline
I hold you closer intertwine
...
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Do any women (like really fuckin sic ones) fantasize about getting raped? How would you hint it to a guy without actually telling him straight up to make it more intense? Is it wierd to be into that?
My question is why are you judging a women's fantasy in your question? It's completely normal and really common.
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HOW DO YOU GIVE A GUY A GOOD BLOW JOB
Head First? Try your hand at it, see what comes natural and take criticism from you partner. Learning what's good is part of getting good. And from what I remember it was fun also. I started that road 18 years ago and some things I never changed, others just get better.
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Do you think less of a man if he seems Obsessed whit cunnulingus?
This is not meant for attention; I am seriously looking for an unabashed view of how I may appear to women I have been with and the one I'm with now.
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If you woke up one day and had the ability to read people's thoughts, like in "What Women Want" or "Heroes", would you? Would you actually want to know what people are thinking?
Think of the potential pleasure you could give your partner i.e. fantasy, love making, what they need you to say most when they are in pain. I would use it for good I think (like the little white lie)
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How can I tell my wife to be more sexier and wear certain clothing during sex time?
Start telling her what's sexy about what she already wears and why. Make her feel sexy before you start asking her to make changes. Then let her know how she could build on that in your eyes. If I wanted to encourage my wife to do some thing I'd start with that.
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Ok, is it completely weird that I am a straight (emphasis on straight) woman, who has a fat fetish for other women? I mean, nothing too kinky and not sex, just bellies and weight gain. And I am almost repulsed by fat man bellies. what's going on?
No, not weird at all. Sounds like you may have a love for pregnant woman. That may not be sexual at all. As a strait male it is sexual for me but, while in massage therapy school I meet plenty of women that feel the same way as you.
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I read the Sleeping Beauty trilogy and I've seen the movie Exit to Eden and I love the parts in the sub story; where can I find something like these without the gay male parts? I'm a strictly strait male.
Can no one answer this question?
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I want my wife to be sexually active with a black man, is this a common fantacy or abnormal?
I dobt it is as common as these others say. I think it may seem more common to those who do because they as with those of other likes tend to find each other. I personal don't share. I'm selfish by some standards I guess.
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Do guys enjoy licking pussy or do you just do it to get to the fucking part?
Unspoken
Sapphire dueling moons
Gazing over crimson lips
Soft and swollen flower
Blooming in your hips
Quickening breath
And racing heart
I grasp your wrist
Your lips they part
Darting tongue
Moisten rose
Fragrant scent
That fills my nose
I bow my head
To taste your saline shore
Your tangy fruit
You whine for more
Pressing heals, arching back
Tensing muscles now...
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Who here would still "do" Brittaney Spears? C'Mon.
Bodily, Yes. Having kids did wonders for her body. I would just prefer her sober. I like my partners aware of what I'm doing to them:)
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What would you say ifd your partner came to you and asked you to perform oral sex on them?
I wouldnt even let her finish the sentance, I would just start proforming°
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I cannot seem to get my tongue ring out, Uhm what do I do?
Am Idle is correct but, if you don't want to go that route and it's just hard to unscrew use needle nose pliers.
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Have you ever had sex with someone and never seen them again?
Yes a few times. I remember them well and hope they are doing well.
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Men, do you prefer women's breasts with small nipples or big nipples?
Proportioned to the breast, if C or larger a cigar size diameter is my preference.
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Does piercing the clit help a woman have more intense orgasms? I thing it is very sexy looking and attractive, Do you?
At first it my seem you can not wear jeans or tight pants with out rubbing one off accidentally but, as the stimulation wears on, you may find it hearder to climax at all and the act of piercing risks killing the nerve and losing the ability all together.
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Are there any 20+ year old virgins out there besides me?
I have a mate on my ship (we are in the Navy) he is 22 and still a virgin. He is no dork just has more morals than the rest of us. I was 15. It all depends on the individual not the group. We do rib him but, He is not ready emotionally for the act or found the right woman.
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What's your favorite sex position? and why?
On my back her straddling my face,face to face and doggy it's just to primal to leave out.
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Is "23" a sex position, if so what is it? and explain in detail. pictures are optional.
I've not heard of that one but, there is 77 it's like 69 but you get ate more! Seriously it may be a reference to the 23rd potion in the book of Karma-sutra.
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Do most men like the smell of vagina?
Well as a man I'd say more than air. I've ask other guys because I thought I was a wierd addict since I was 15 and most other men told me they do but, women I have been with and women I have just known and asked say that many of these guys lie well atleast about eating. As for the smell, I believe it's a natural reaction to stimulate us as if we needed th help.
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I work days, and at nites i take care of 4 kids. by the time my husb gets home at 1130pm i am exausted, usually asleep, and dont want sex. he is basically addicted and wants it all the time, which causes fites cuz i dont. any suggestions?
Try having sex in the morning. Even if you both don't get to finish you'll have something to work off of when he gets home. Or just let him do all the work most of the time and when your up to it treat him. I'm a man and that works for me.
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Im a female and my fiance never goes down on me.he says he just doesnt like doing it,well i think it's selfish and i do it to him cause i know he enjoys it,why not return the favour...at least sometimes
I am a man and I "LOVE" performing cunnalingus! I believe if a man doesn't like the taste of a woman perhaps he wants a penis in his mouth instead. As a hetrosexual male I would give up all other forms of sex before I would stop going down on my woman. It's perfection!
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Do you believe most Marraiges survive military deployment? Why or why not? Any stats out there?
I don't believe most people have the discipline or respect for their partners,themselves,their vows, or their children in the marriages. Stats Navy is a 70 to 80 some thing divorce rate. I don't know about the others.
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Guys: Do you pleasure women orally? If not, why not?
Hells Yes! Those men who don't thoroughly enjoy performing cunnilingus should seriously question there sexuality.
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Do u prefer to masturbate alone or being watch?
Senator? Is that you?
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What's the sweetest thing your bf/gf has done for you?
There are a few in mind, One when I got home from work she did the flower peddel bath we were new, Two she made me a Fathers day photo album of our daughters first year we were newly weds, third I am a sailor on my way to the ship and in the parking lot of the pier while our 2 year old plays in the driver seat when she turns on the cd player and it's a A. Monk jazz mix and we dance in...
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What is the best way to have sex?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Willingly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How could someone cheat IF they love the person?
Simple.... They can't! You love and respect or cheat they are exclusive of each other.
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In love with a girl who is it seems to be in love with me. But she has a child with a man who both are still together for 4 years. What is the best way to get out of this? She cares for her daughter and her man very much.
Imagine you were him or THIER daughter. Don't tell me you WANT to be that guy? Be the reason mommy and daddy aren't together anymore. No child wants or desires that! If your that selfish you could be no good for them anyhow. BTW... Are you in a relationship your self? Be a man! Walk away and don't look back.
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Whats the worst excuse you've ever heard for cheating?
I missed you and he reminded me of you!
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Would you have sex on your period?And men would you have sex if a woman is on her period?
There isn't anything I wouldn't do during her period that I would do otherwise. And I must add that there is something to the though that I am tasting her womb where I only wish my tounge would reach.
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Whats the best way for a man to prevent himself from getting an erection before undergoing a physical? Or even before doing a lecture or seminar whilst standing up?
Take the same advice as was given for dating on Something About Mary. And I advise making it take a while when you do so as to prolong the affects.
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Whats the best way to get a man hard?
Dip you finger in your cunny when no one is looking walk up to him (the more public the better)look him in the eyes <(optional) put your little digit in his mouth and watch him spring in to action. I know I couldn't help getting hard in front of her family and trying to hide it when it was done to me. Mind you I love to perform cunnalingus and not all do so, keep this in mind be for...
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Do you ever get aroused by kissing a woman in her tummy? It turns me on really hard!
Yes, most men do just, most women are not comfortable with it because they feel selfconsious when you do it.
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Heterosexual males, bisexuals & lesbians: honestly, do you really like the taste of a woman when performing cunnilingus?
How could you not! It's perfecto!
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What is the best for you? Vaginal, oral, or anal sex?
Oral!I would give up all other forms of sex for cunnalingus.
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Quick would you go out with someone 10 years older or 10 years younger?
Yes and Yes! I am 33 my wife is 22. I have dated up to 12 years older and my wife is the youngest. The one who was 12 yrs older was while I was 19 and we were together for 2 1/2 years.
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What's the kinkiest thing you did by age 18?
At a pizza place on the pizza prep table with the cute latina manager. I only came there to order the pizza with a buddy.. She sent the staff home I sent my buddy away closed the store and went in the back.
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Do you believe more couples than not literally communicate their realistic sexual needs? If so, how open do you believe, generally, partners are to hearing this information?
No, I don't believe they do. Though the act it self should say I trust you, it still for most makes them feel too vulnerable. We in the US have far too many Puritan influences. And most people even in relation ships of trust have conserns that the may be rejected by there partner or told they are wierd or sick by them. We as a species don't deal with rejection very well. Most partners...
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What was your first experience with oral sex? (either giving or receiving, or both)
My first (giving) I was 15 she was my baby sisters 18 year old babysitter. I was always curious about that part in particular and I've been an addict ever since.
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What are the pressure points that will rev up the engine?
Start between the ears first once you have mastered that I'll tell you more. I am a massage therapist and love women. Start with her mind.
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What is the proper time intercourse should last?
Proper? Who cares? Take your time, hurry up, do it in a dark stair well. Just don't be proper about it. Be hungry for your partner/s it's basic animalistic and only proper in British satire.
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Can someone give you oral for to long or to often?
I'm often suprised that no matter how good it is, it only sounds good to those who are not getting it as often as I give it in relationships.
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Can someone give you oral for to long or to often?
My numbers are not small.
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What is the strangest thing that has happened to you during sex?
When other people walked in and we kept going while others looked on.
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You're supposed to measure twice and cut once when working with wood, what other things should be done twice before proceeding with the next step?
Shoot twice before asking questions.
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What's the worst thing you can say to a man after he gives a poor performance in bed?
Thank you, As far as using it BMG.
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Am I the only one that thinks Howard Stern is a douche bag?
Wow... until I read this I didn't know he was still alive or still on the radio.
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What's the worst thing you can say to a man after he gives a poor performance in bed?
I know they say size doesn't matter it's the motion of the ocean but, your oar should atleast penetraite the water.
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Guys-how long will you perform oral sex for before stopping? (If the girl doesn't come)
I only stop when she is pleased and wishes me to stop or if she passes out from multiples. Which has happen to a few of my past partners. I would do it all day every day but, no woman I've ever met could take that with out becoming to sensative or there again passing out. Good question.
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When you're performing oral sex, do you look at the person?
Yes, I love to see her body respond and her facial expressions, they are parts of the reward.
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In your opinion is eating cheating?
Just wondering ladies, Do you feel the same is true in reverse? In other words,Is sucking f*cking?
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What is a song that would not be good to put on before putting the moves on your lover?
Dualing bangos.
The French mysteke (Blazing saddles)
Kim (EMINEM)
The time warp (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Fat woman get the hell off of me. I can't remember the artist.
The discovery chanel (blood hound gang)
Smack my b*tch up.
Rape me (Nirvana)
Most Pink Floyd or Judist Priest songs
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
Honey.... Your the weakest link.(after)
Just stop get up and walk out with out saying a word, with your clothes in hand. (during)
Push them off on to the floor and say, NO!(during)
I need a dog! (either)
Stop... I'll do IT!( During)
Do you mind if I smoke while you finish what ever it is your doing. (during)
Do you think your mom could come over and show you how to do...
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What's the worst thing you can say to a woman after she gives a poor performance in bed?
Yaaaah, It's not you. It's me, I think I'm gay...... NOW!
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What's the worst thing you can say to a man after he gives a poor performance in bed?
Am I still a virgin?
Does that come in a mens?
Ahhh it's so cuuute!
Wait... oh the popcorns' almost ready.
Congratulations, you broke the land speed record.
OMG, let's do that again in front of a camera, I'm pretty sure my underware hit the floor at the same time.
Not good but, you where able to do that for a looong time.
Happy annaversary honey!
You...
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
Hay honey, do you remember that scene from Aliens?
Ever seen a donkey show?
I bet I could put my head in there!
After this I'll show you my lion tamer bit.
We should have taken pictures when it was still pretty and normal sized.
Hey doc! Can you put a couple more stitches in her for me (nudge.. You know what I mean?)
That's gross..I'll never eat p@$$y agian.
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What's the worst thing you can say to a man after he gives a poor performance in bed?
Bless you! That was a sneeze righ- ohhhhooo... I ahhh got to go!
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Which body toping would you prefer to use the next time you make love -- spaghetti sauce or maple syrup?
Maple syrup, It would take the longest to lick off and outof her. Though I prefer a women's natural taste over all.
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What is your favorite part of sex?
Cunalingus and when she fills my mouth to the point I have to swallow.
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How do you ask your man to go down on you? I know the key is communication but how would you start such a conversation...n im worried he mite go ughh no! Do some guys dislike lickin out?
I love it when women say in my ear during coitus that they want to cum in my mouth. The moment (I believe) is the best time. I believe all truely hetro men love it. Some though out of inexperience in doing so are worrried about pleasing their partner.
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
(looking around the room and down at my watch) TIME OF DEATH....
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Did you engage in oral sex before losing your virginity?
Yes, I was 15 She was 18 and my little sisters baby sitter. I was curious about cunalingus and how women tasted and ever since I've been hooked. ( Thank you Stacy! )
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
You ARE 18?
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What things do you consider to be your aphrodisiacs?
My wife. A full and ripe pregnant belly (I can't explain) a woman's scent,taste, butt, small of her back, lips, a smokie voice, exercise, there are just so many.
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Have you ever had sex at work? Where did you do it? Was it during regular business hours or after? And finally, looking back at the experience... was it worth risking termination?
Yes, in my bosses office on his desk, during business hours, and she also worked there. Always
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Where is the crazy-est place you have had sex?
On the pizza preperation table at a ceasers in the California valley. She was the manager. I was 19 I'm not sue how old she was.
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Do you prefer to receive oral sex ... or do you enjoy giving oral sex more? ... are you male or female?
GIVE! I LOVE IT!
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Oral sex, is it better to give or receive?
For me giving is recieving. Anyone else hungry?
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Does *giving* oral sex turn you on?
YA!!!!YA!!!!YA!!!!YES!!!!YES!!! I would give up all other forms of sex before I would give cunalingus up! It turn me on in ways I can't describe in words. (No matter how much I write poetry about it)Though,Pablo Neruda cums close with (You would come) in the Captain's Verses.
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Can i get herpes from mutual masturbation
Only if there is some form of contact between the infected partner and the un affected partner by genital to genital contact or a body part ie; hand or mouth and the infected genitals and then the uninfected partners genitals. I advise is you know that one of you is infected and the two of you wish to continue with these acts or the like shedual a doctors appointment for both of you to sit down...
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I enjoy giving my girl oral sex but iam not sure if wut iam doing is right, i dont wanna ask her because i wanna pretend like i know exactly what to do, any one have any tips that would make her go crazy and how to do it?
O.K. My poety is not the answer. The alphabet method is a great way to find out where she gets the most stimulation. It takes a lot of paying atention to your partner ie; her breathing, body tension, noises or lack there of. Women will let you know, just watch for the signs and there are ways to ask a woman with out coming across daft. Plus, the fact that you ask is a sign of maturity and it...
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I guess oral sex is like talking, but what do u actually say when having oral sex?
Unspoken
Sapphire dueling moons
Gazing over crimson lips
Soft and swollen flower
Blooming in your hips
Quickening breath
And racing heart
I grasp your wrist
Your lips they part
Darting tongue
Moisten rose
Fragrant scent
That fills my nose
I bow my head
To taste your saline shore
Your tangy fruit
You whine for more
Pressing heals, arching back...
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What does a woman taste like? please be descriptive. i recenty had a conversation with a few people, and i heard them describe the flavor as sour. As a girl, i was shocked, but later found out i am not sour at all.does the taste change when the girl cums?
Perfection! There are a lot of multiples in your question. Ethnicity, diet, does she smoke, activity level, weight neither is a negative just different in a multitude of ways. My answer- Imagine a beautiful flower that was also a tangy/sweet fleshy fruit that gave more juices as you ate it. One that made you bury your tongue in side as you did so, to taste it with every taste bud. Lips and...
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Guys - do guys like to see a shaved pussy or not?
The lips? YES! All YES! But, All styles of flower adornment are beautiful. Think Georia O'Keif
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Does men really like going down on women?
THURSDAY
So close behind you know I'm there
I kiss along your shoulders bare
I chase the shivers down your spine
In one moment lovers we define
As your breath picks its pace
Around your jeweled belly, I then trace
Once at your breast, I take my time
Following your center line
I find the valley of your thigh
Beckoned by your shuttered cry
I taste your juices sweet
While in...
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I enjoy giving my girl oral sex but iam not sure if wut iam doing is right, i dont wanna ask her because i wanna pretend like i know exactly what to do, any one have any tips that would make her go crazy and how to do it?
Unspoken
Sapphire dueling moons
Gazing over crimson lips
Soft and swollen flower
Blooming in your hips
Quickening breath
And racing heart
I grasp your wrist
Your lips they part
Darting tongue
Moisten rose
Fragrant scent
That fills my nose
I bow my head
To taste your saline shore
Your tangy fruit
You whine for more
Pressing heals, arching back
Tensing muscles now...
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How does a guy give a girl oral sex?
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I touch your breast, your shadow outline
I hold you closer intertwine
...
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Why, do some men love going down on girls? Women, why do you?
An Evening Splendor
At my side you lie bare, I smell the sweetness that rests in your hair
I steal a kiss…
I take you in my warm embrace, run my fingers along your face
I feel my pulse doth quicken, my heart takes flight,
My soul is stricken
I trace my hand along your thigh
As you let out a soften cry
I touch your breast, your shadow outline
I hold you closer intertwine
...
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