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Can you help me remember a movie title?Man dies, wakes in hell, gets dragged along with others escaping.Runs from demons on earth.
Here is what I remember about the plot.Might have some wrong, it has been a while since I watched the movie.
A man is cheating on his wife/girlfriend and dies.He wakes naked in a placenta like sack in a dark cave. He is completely naked. He encounters a group of men running through the caves and they take him with them through what looks strangely like the underside of a manhole. He wakes back...
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What is the most unique first name that you've heard?
Adolf Oliver Bush
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If you had one day to live over again, which day would it be?
The day I was an idiot and lost my marriage.
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Do you think Facebook Questions is going to 'kill' all other q & a sites?
Nah, there are so many generic q&a sites out there. For example, AB has become just another generic question site with all the stupid changed they have made in the last couple of years.
Facebook Questions is going to just end up changing to something generic as well, and thus will not be a threat.
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After a year away I return to Ab and find it has become another generic question site. Anyone else feel this site has become rubbish?
Came back to the site, and might as well have gone to Yahoo Answers. The design is very generic and annoying to navigate. The way answers are displayed is very like I saw the last time I bothered to go to YA. I remember when the site changed owners, and I heard all the discussions about what was going to happen. Should have figured everything that made AB stand out would be done away with.
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Whats usually the first thing that pops into your head when you wake up in the morning?
Oh god, another day...
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Who would win in a drinking contest, Peter Griffin or Homer Simpson?
I would say Peter Griffin. His real father was Irish and a town drunk. There are a few episodes where Peter drinks an insane amount, something which I cannot recall Homer doing as often.
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Have you ever received military training?
Yes. I received quite a bit of military training.
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Can you give me a stupid answer for this stupid question?
Forerunners to modern Brussels sprouts were likely cultivated in ancient Rome. Brussels sprouts as we now know them were grown possibly as early as the 1200s in what is now Belgium. The first written reference dates to 1587. During the sixteenth century they enjoyed a popularity in the southern Netherlands that eventually spread throughout the cooler parts of Northern Europe.
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You make me wanna _____?!?! (my answer in video)
EAT PORK!
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My celtic family motto is "FORTITUDINI VINCIT" or He conquers by fortitude what's yours? (if you don't have one make one up)
Cannabis Vincit!
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Guys: Has it ever bothered you that a lady walking in your direction on a deserted street is probably wondering if you're a rapist? Ever cross the street so she wouldn't have to worry about it?
Nah. I generally have a very laid back walk. It often betrays the fact that I stay high as much as I can. People generally aren't threatened by my appearance.
Anyway, if I don't know them, the whole time I am passing them I am paranoid that they are a cop and I reek of weed.If they are worried about me being a rapist, then it evens out.
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Do you really believe you shouldn't judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes?
So...
Are you advocating footwear theft?
What if their shoes smell bad? Can I judge them before I put them on?
:P
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I hate being a virgin. Im planing on going to a hooker, i dont care about diseases, so is there any downside to this approach?
LOL
That is a good way to NOT ever get laid again.
If you catch something, you will most likely have it for the rest of your life. That will most definitely hurt your chances of getting any later on.
Millions of people are waiting to have their first sexual experience, and dealing with it just fine. You will be ok, just calm down and wait for it to happen on its own.
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What should I do? I invited a friend to sleepover (im 13) and my sister came and now shes joining the sleepover and ruining everything. I want to scream! shes so conceited at times and always makes me seem like a total idiot. HELP!
Tell your parents.
If that doesn't work tell her that you are spending time with your friends, and she is not welcome.
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Would you ever consider adoption?
Definitely!
If I did adopt, it wouldn't be a child from overseas. So many people adopt kids from other countries, when there are plenty of kids desperate for a home in their own.
To those people I say: " Shame on you!"
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Should i just give up and become a drunk?
Nope. Become a pothead!
You will be happier, you won't stress out as much and you will have a better outlook on life. You also don't risk alcohol related traffic accidents that way. Potheads don' get stoned and accidentally kill a family on the highway, drunks do.
Potheads are only dangerous to food, drink,high cholesterol, and the word "dude".
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Is there something that always gives you joy just thinking about?
A 7 gram blunt!
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Do you prefer long answers on AB, or short?
Short
A paragraph or two at most.
If it crosses a hundred words, I won't take the time to read it.
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What do you do when you find an old (2 year old maybe) draft of a letter or e-mail on your husband's computer extolling his love for the other woman? The affair is over, but the discovery cuts like a knife?
Better question is "Why are you being a sneaky bitch by spying on your husband?"
What gives you the right to go through his computer in the first place?
Just because you found something doesn't mean you weren't dead wrong for spying on him!
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I heard a report on television that many bars are "watering down" their liquor or putting lower priced brands in higher quality brand bottles, isn't this a horrible thing? Do you think the bars should lose their liquor license for this kind of theft?
I think they should have to post a LARGE sign outside the front of the bar, saying " WE CHEAT YOU WITH WATERED DOWN BOOZE AND RE-BOTTLING" .
That would certainly screw their business!
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Why don't groups like National Organization for Women fight restrictions on women registering for the Draft, like they fight fight against against other programs exclusive to men, or do they believe most women would lack the courage to register and serve?
Because groups like that only want equality on the positive/pleasant things. They have no interest in equality in EVERY area. They want the rights and responsibilities that give them a better chance in life, but do not want the responsibilities that come with that for men. ANYONE who claims they are for equal rights for all people, and thinks women shouldn't have to register for the draft...
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You find a suitcase in an abandoned lot with $10,000 in cash. Do you keep the money or turn it into the police?
Keep it. Anyone who says different is a liar. With the economy still completely screwed, who could pass that up?
Would either be a very small suitcase, or one that is mostly empty, as ten thousand dollars is a single stack of 100s. That is little enough money to be hidden easily in an average sized pocket. Instead of taking the case, I would just take the money inside.
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Someone wrote no absolutly not when I asked my questions which I know is true and I did a lot of research on it and she asked why I put it in Dr.general. Well if he does not answer those questions than why do you advertise on the damn seroquil web page
You know you make absolutely no sense, right?
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What's in YOUR wallet?
At the moment, I am so broke I don't even have a wallet!lol
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Are you for: People Eating Tasty Animals? Or the boring PETA?
People Eating Tasty Animals
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Do you have a family member in a Nursing Home?
No, I currently do not. My great grandmother was in one before she died, though.
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North Korea has sworn to "Annihilate" the US with more missile launches. Will the succeed?
Nope. Even if they had missiles with the range to strike into the heart of the US, they would not be able to get enough through to do irreparable damage to us.
If they tried, the USA would turn them into a parking lot. You don't throw a stone at the biggest kid in the schoolyard and not expect him to throw one ( or more) right back!
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When was the last time you got high?
About an hour ago.
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Root Beer Float or Banana Split?
I love banana splits.
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What does NOT taste good wrapped in bacon?
A bouquet of roses
A live chicken
Yugoslavia
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One such formula was x2-x+41. Select some numbers for x,substitute them in the formula, see if prime numbers occur. Try to find x for that when substituted in the formula yields a composite number. Select atleast 5 numbers;0,2 even and 2 odd
Do your own damn homework you lazy schmuck.
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What do you think about kids being sold for use as suicide bombers?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1559922
No clue what they should do about this. It is way past sane behavior.
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Can we blaim religion for killing humanity?
Of course not
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Does anyone besides me NOT care that Michael Jackson is dead?
It is no skin off my nose!
Couldn't care less.
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Do you think that there is anything wrong with Michael Jackson? Do you think he is guilty or innocence for child molestation?
yes, definitely.
Innocent men fight to clear their name.
They don't pay off people.
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Numbertime, part 7. What is the first word that springs to mind which contains 8 letters?
question
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My friend doesn't get high anymore when he smokes weed, and gets mad and kills the mood for everyone else. what can he do to get high again?
1-2 times a week? That is it?
I have smoked damn near daily for 24 years and have not failed to get high.
My honest advice is to stop smoking with him. If he can't get high and is killing the buzz for the rest of you, having him around is pointless. He not only wastes weed that apparently isn't doing him any good, but he makes what weed the rest of you smoke useless. If smoking...
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My car doesnt start in morning
Ok, but what is the question?
You can't just make a statement and post it as a question, dude.
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I found a white, round pill with the numbers 54 543 on one side and a line on the other in my boyfriends car. He is claiming that it is wellbutrin...I am not believing him. Can anyone help me identify this pill?
That is a painkiller called Roxicet
APAP/Oxycodone 325/5 mg
Basically a percocet
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Why are you not watching M J funeral ceremony?
Because I don't care.
I didn't know the guy. I knew his music, but not him. SO why should I care to watch the funeral of a celeb? Just because he was famous?
People care way too much about what celebs do. I watch/listen to their art, and that is that. Once the performance is done, I don't care who they are or what they do. That is their life.
I find people who have more...
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If the Pharocy of Nubia was sac-religious with the zodiac usage & astronomy. Why is the Christ symbol Pisces? (u've seen the Jesus fish)
The symbol is a fish, related to being "fishers of men", as Jesus said.
It has nothing to do with the fact that the symbol for Pisces is a fish.
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Do you have a good and a evil side?
Definitely!
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My girlfriend (cousin) yes we live in (arkansas) talks to herself often laughing an carrying on like someones realy there is there a chance she needs theropy?
I think you both need therapy for dating your own relative!
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Will you watch/attend MJ's funeral?
Nope. I couldn't care less.
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Who else thinks that Michael Jackson's casket should slowly turn from black to white during the memorial service?
That would be hilarious.
I think it should also slowly change from a respectable looking coffin to a freakish one.
Let it reflect the person inside, ya know.
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Am i wrong for dating a guy 11 years older i am 16?
You are not wrong, he is.
He is old enough to know how to easily take advantage of a kid your age. You are not old enough to recognize that yet. This is a tough lesson you are going to learn the hard way. Most likely, it will end in him being arrested and registered as a sex offender.
If you give a damn for him in the least, end it before it comes to that point.
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If you found Osama Bin Laden, and were alone with him in a room, what would you do?
I would cause him pain and suffering the likes of which he could not imagine. I would prolong it, and make it last days, if not weeks. I would look into his eyes as he finally slipped from this life, and say " Don't mess with the USA, bitch!"
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John McCain said he would tax your health care. Obama said that he would NEVER do that. Now Obama is looking into taxing your Health care as income! Is that just another one of his lies?
As I have said many times before, anyone who believes a politician is a moron. They say whatever they have to to get elected.
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My boyfriend has alot of guy friends. and all of them are my ex boyfriends. and the 1 thing they have in common is me. do you think they talk about me. or am i just crazy?(good or bad)
How about you stop working your way around your social group before you end up with a slutty reputation?
If you dated them all, they have every right to talk about you behind your back and talk trash. That is why girls shouldn't date every guy in their group of friends. You will just end up with the reputation of skank.
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So, do YOU think the linked story is true? COULD it be true?
Sounds credible. That was a long time ago, and has absolutely no bearing on anything that matters today, though.
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Do you believe Michael Jackson was innocent of the allegations made against him in court, in retrospect?
No. If there had only been one allegation, I could have seen him as possibly innocent.He had more money to fight the charges than the prosecution had to press them. Same as OJ, he got off simply because he could afford to.
If he hadn't paid off a kid's family, I could have seen him as innocent. Innocent people don't bribe people to stop suits. They go to court and fight it.
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Have you ever visited Finland, France, Ireland, Italy, Germany or Porugal?
All but Portugal.
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Will time be kind to the memory of Michael Jackson?
I hope not. Seems since he has died everyone has gone out of their way to forget all the child molestation scandals.
People also seem to forget that rich people and celebs have a much easier time getting away with crimes. An innocent verdict means nothing when you have more money to spend on your defense than the government has to spend on your prosecution!
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I split with my ex 3/4 weeks ago cus his friend was tellin me stuff tht ive jus found out isnt tru, my ex picks wen he will n wont speak 2 me n im findin it hard to get over him n i doesnt help that i work wit both of them
Wow did you butcher the living hell out of the English language!
How about you learn to spell, THEN worry about having a relationship.
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How is your mood today? NO sun, Partly Sunny, Mostly Sunny, FULL Sun!!!
Full cloud cover
Heavy thunderstorms
Heavy lighting
tornado watch
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Hello i'm trying to debate whether or not i need a d&c i miscarriaged early sunday morning my hcg level was 4000 two days before it was 7980 i had my hcg level checked again on yesterday and it was 480 do you think i would still need a d&c?
Why don't you ask your doctor instead of a whole bunch of strangers on the net? You cannot verify the credentials of anyone on here, so you cannot possibly get any advice that can have proven merit. Ask your doctor.
AB is not here to diagnose or treat your medical conditions. That is what your doctor is for.
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Is there anything that is too sacred to exploit and make money from? There are concession stands set up at Staples Center where the Michael Jackson memorial service will be held. Souvenirs I guess. Money is where it's at, I guess! What do you think?
There is nothing sacred about Michael Jackson. He had great talent and ability. He also had much scandal.
Being a celebrity doesn't make you any more or less than anyone else on the planet. If he has his funeral in a public venue where things are normally sold, why the hell should they stop just for him?
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Does it seem a little stupid when people ask questions online about killing themselves? I always think why aren't you asking a professional? Call a suicide hotline! Does anyone else feel the same?
They are just fools trying to get attention from strangers online.
If they actually wanted to kill themselves, they wouldn't be talking to strangers about it over the net. That is just a way to get attention and feel like people care. If suicide was their true intent, they would do it, not talk about it.
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I have reported the spammer doing the aptitude test how long does it take ab to react?
It seems that half the time they ignore spammers, even with dozens of users reporting them. I have also seen them get rid of someone for spamming who only posted a total of two links in answers when they WERE relevant to answering the question.
The AB Staff and moderators are the most inconsistent people I have encountered.
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Will you excuse me...while I FLAUNT my POLICE-ness around?
Answered in error instead of commenting. ( sorry half asleep!)
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Will you excuse me...while I FLAUNT my POLICE-ness around?
I will excuse you, if you will watch these videos , and look at this website. It is an organization made of of law enforcement officers who are sick of the lies and BS.
From the Law Enforcement Against Prohibition website:
"After nearly four decades of fueling the U.S. policy of a war on drugs with over a trillion tax dollars and 37 million arrests for nonviolent drug offenses, our...
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Hi, i have a 34c bra cup size and im 5'7 w/ hips does that make my breasts big or small?
A C cup is a good size. Anything bigger than that is just a bonus!
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If it were to be 12 hours later than now, what would you be doing?
Hopefully sleeping
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My avatar rocks because...........
it has meaning to anyone who has seen the movie!
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2 outs, no runners, Batter hits liner off pitcher, ball dribbles toward first basemen who bobbles it (E-3), runner safe. New pitcher, gives up HR. Why does the box score list this as 1 earned run and 1 unearned run?
Without the error, the runner on first would have been out, thus sending the fielding team to bat( or ending the game, depending on the situation). The runner being safe by an error, as well as being batted in all the way from first base, makes him count as an unearned run. Should still count as an RBI for the one who hit the homer, though.
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Why can't teenagers experiance real love? - i'm doing a speech for school, and i have to argue why teenager cannot experiance real love
They do not have the emotional maturity or understanding to even know what romantic love really is. Due to all the hormones going crazy in teens, they can easily mistake lust or attraction as love. Until they grow up a bit, have more experience, and allow their hormones to stabilize, they will not be able to recognize actual love.
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Are you an overly aggressive person or are you calm and charming?
I am more aggressive than calm, but I can be charming at times.
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All of a sudden I noticed what seemed to be some type of water or liquid damage on my computer screen. But it doesn't seem to be external. Anyone know what it could be? And what caused it?
Sounds like condensation if it is really liquid damage. This could indicate a bad seal in your monitor.
It could also be magnetic damage. If you kept speakers very close to your monitor, or hang headphones over it, this could cause damage as well.
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I look around and see so many people who seem to want bigger houses, fancier cars, designer clothing, flawless bodies, perfect relationships. More, more, more. Is this really making them any happier?
Not as much as one would think. With greater possessions comes greater fear of losing what you have, since there is more.
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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words?
The human body is designed to be an omnivore.
I eat meat. I will always eat meat, and I will do it right in front of you.
If you said that to my face right now, in the mood I am in I would deck you. It turned into one of those days...
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I have been given the opportunity to meet my mom who i havent seen since i was 3 yrs. I said no because i can only remember bad things about her. And also because i would only be able to meet her in a hospital. Have i done the right thing?
You did wrong. You must see her. You can't possibly remember anything from when you were three enough to make a judgment like that!
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What mammel do you think will mutate (evolutionise) first? why?
Oh geez...
I am not going to dignify this with a proper answer, but I will say this:
MAMMAL
EVOLVE
"Evolutionise"? Are you kidding me?
Whoever your English teachers are kid, they should be fired!
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Have you hardened your heart against someone today?(been unsympathetic)
Yes. I found out that my mother broke up with her boyfriend. He and I got along well enough, and he is a good guy, but I remembered what he stole from me.
Before my grandfather passed away, my mother's boyfriend helped take care of him, as did I. My grandfather promised me a bottle of 1979 Spanish dry red wine he had kept, so that I could open it and toast with it on my wedding day....
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When was your first kiss? How was it? I had mine a couple days ago and I'm 13.
It was 1996. It was awkward, uncomfortable and quick.
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What is a good color for a 13 year old boy's room to be?
Anything you want it to be! ( except pink!)
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GUYS OVER 14....when did your voice start to deepen?
It started gradually starting around 12. I noticed my voice breaking from time to time. Over the next few years my voice deepened to where it is now. It is not a fast process, so don't expect to notice a difference. Since you hear yourself everyday, the change may be too gradual for you to notice. Be patient! I see from a question you asked about half an hour ago that you had your first...
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What would you do if your son tried to sell nude pictures of you online?
Most likely bury a son.
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What is the name of a drug that could be injected into an unconcious/almost comatose person that could wake them up? Something that would normally be considered too dangerous to use? It's for a book.
I imagine synthetic adrenaline would work for that...
Epinephrine
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Do you feel guilty when downloading illegal music?
No, I feel guilty if I spend my money in the stores, helping pay people who already have millions to spare. Screw em! My money is better spent taking care of important things, like food and gas.
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I have lost 2 patience in 2 weeks to death. I am questioning whether I am in the wrong profession or maybe I care too much. I feel like I should have done more and they would still be here. Input wanted?
Death is the natural end to life. Nothing can change that. We all die in the end, so there is no reason to feel bad about it.
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Men and women: Would you date a transexual?
Never
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How do you get help for a smoker that doesn`t want help?
You don't. You cannot impose your will on another person like that.
If they do not want to stop that is their choice, not yours. Respect that and leave it be.
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My fiance and I are going into the Army Reserves and i was just wondering is there any advice to help me get through 10 weeks of BASIC without being able to see/talk to him?
Having been there myself, I can tell you that while you will miss him, you won't have time to be sad about it. You will wake up every morning before sunup, bust your ass all day, and go to sleep tired and worn out. There really isn't much time to miss your family and friends except when you are lying in your bunk trying to get some sleep. I promise, it will be much easier than you...
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Do those ab belts you see on TV actually work?
Nope. Most of the fast weight loss devices, as well as diet pills don't do a damn thing. If you take the time to freeze the screen and read the fine print, they all have disclaimers stating how the results the people in the ad experience are not typical, and that any weight loss program should be accompanied by proper diet and exercise.
Well, proper diet and exercise result in weight...
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I need these words translated into English, please: "ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang." (They are in the attached song clip.) If I am gonna say them to a babe, I would LIKE to know EXACTLY what I am saying.
It is a subliminal message urging the listener to buy savings bonds. lol
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MY BOYFRINED HASENT CALLED ME FOR 2 WEEKS WHAT SHOULD ITHINK'
I would say it is about time to think about turning off your bloody caps lock!
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What's the point in saying a question is a duplicate in an answer? Why can't you just mark the question as a duplicate and leave it at that?
If someone doesn't want to be told they have repeated a question, they should be more careful, and make sure it has not been asked before. Even with the buggy search engine on here, I still have managed to only have 19 questions rejected as duplicate over the years, out of 588 total questions asked. If I managed to keep my duplicate percentage so low, there is no reason others cannot as well.
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Whats your favorite Micheal Jackson song/video?
Earth Song
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Does this prove that girls are evil? What are your thoughts? Theory in first answer.( this is humor, please do not take it seriously!!)
here it is!
( looks like I finally got the pic to upload. Hope you can see it!)
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I grew up in a "toughie" family; meaning, we DIDN'T "cry" on one another's shoulders and we DIDN'T go to each other for answers to problems. It made me strong, self-reliant, confident, and unwavering. Is that good? Or is being "babied" better?
I think either extreme is harmful.
The best way, in my opinion, is a healthy medium between "toughie" and "babied".
One would be strong enough to make it on their own, but able to understand and relate to the emotions/moods of others. This would also make one a great parent, as they could be both tough, and nurturing, as the situation dictates.
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Which profession has the best job security?
Drug dealer lol
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"This question has been marked as a duplicate" Is this good or bad, because it was in red letters and I'm new to the site so I dont know.
When asking a question, check to make sure no one has already asked it. You can do this several ways. You can search for answers using the button and text entry box at the top of the AB main page. You can also look to the right of your question on the page that you select a category for it, and see if it shows up on that list. Either way, be careful. Duplicating questions just clogs AB, and...
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British humor. Do you get it? (Oh dear God, please don't hammer me with Monty Python quotes!)
I get it. I like British humor much more than American humor. American humor is crude and often foul, even on censored sitcoms. The crap they put on television here in the states is the same old recycled rubbish.
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An individual has just been diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. He makes the comment "I guess I will have to give up eating desserts." Is this a true statement? Provide an explanation to support your answer.
I have looked through your Q&A and it is apparent that you are asking AB members to do your work for you. It appears you are in college or nursing school, and are a lazy schmuck who wants everyone to give you your answers, instead of doing them yourself. Quit.
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If you have ever been heartbroken than just put your name down, you dont need to explain, just so i know im not the only one suffering
I have been many times.
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What is something you might cut in half?
Bin Laden.
It would be best done with a dull plastic spork, so it would hurt more.
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"NOT THE MOMMA!!" Anyone remember the TV show Dinosaurs? (clip included)
I remember it! That show was awesome!
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Write the code in c program that reads an integer x and a number y. This integer x should be between 1 to 10 and the number y should have x digits.The number y is displayed in two parts diagonally beginning with the leftmost unit digit until the rightmost
Do your own homework you lazy loser!
This is AnswerBag.
This is not "Doing Homework For People Too Stupid To Do It For ThemselvesBag"
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I MISS MY PERIOD 2 WEEKS I TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST AND IT WAS POSITIVE BUT I GOT MY PERIOD 2 DAYS LATER I WAIT IT AND ANOTHER TEST AND ITS NEGATIVE. CAN I BE PREGNANT?
You could. Go to an ob/gyn and get a real test done. Asking strangers on the net will not help you one bit. Just go to your doctor and find out for sure.
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Sometimes i have trouble sleeping at night, would marijuana help with this problem?
Yes, it would. Watch this video, and learn the truth that has been hidden from so many people by corrupt governments!
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Who would win in a fight Hulk or Superman.
Superman.
He could just throw the hulk out into space. Even if the hulk could survive a vacuum, he would have no way to return to earth.
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Men would you date a bi-sexual person
I married one! :P
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Have you ever loaded a family member money and the whole situation went south when it came time to pay up?
Yes, I have. That is why I will never loan money to family again unless it is vital to someone's survival or well being.
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In New Zealand we sometimes have a mid-year Christmas party, partly to cheer everyone up because it's the middle of winter. Do people in other countries do this?
Some places in the US celebrate "Christmas in July". It is not taken very seriously though. We have alot of other holidays during that time, which is our summer.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see a fat guy wearing a T-shirt that says "No Fat Chicks"
I want to say to him, " No fat chicks, huh? Afraid they will take your food away chunko?"
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Whats the last thing you saw that you thought was beautiful?
My wife :)
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Are you a teenager?
No, I am in my 30s.
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Why do girls presume iam gay do you reckon its because i have good manners and too polite could i be gay without fancying men im so confused im 19 never had a gf and just wanna kill myself?
At your age, most straight guys are a-holes. They think that just because they are young and in the prime of their life the world should revolve around them. When a guy comes along who isn't like that, the automatic assumption is that they are gay.
I promise you, though, in a few years the views will change and you will find lots more women your age are looking for exactly what you are....
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Can you describe Adolf Hitler in one word?
Evil
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Does anyone know any proxy sites for school i wanna get into tagged
So you come here and ask us how to help you break your official school rules? SHAME ON YOU!!!
I am flagging this as offensive, as you are trying to use AB to break school rules. You are there to learn, not screw around on the net you foolish child!
Anyone else who gives this kid any proxy sites can expect a -5 from me.
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Do you think EVERYONE has cried atleast once in their life?
I absolutely guarantee it!
Everyone has cried, because everyone has been a baby.
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Have you ever used a groin kick in self defense? How well did it work?
Yes, I have. Soldiers are trained to do what it takes to take the enemy down first. A good kick to the jimmies is very effective for that purpose.
I have used a groin kick once in combat. It worked, and put him on the ground where he was easily finished off.
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If I gave you a free ticket to get anything off your shoulders,anything at all right now,would you? Load me up!(I won't tell.)*
Ok, here goes some total honesty!
Like so many others, I worry a lot about the future.How things will work out, where I will live, and what steps I should take to make my life better. I worry about my wife, and how I can possibly give her what she wants when I have no clue what is going to happen.
Ok venting over! Reading back over my answer, I see I am just a normal person for those...
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The matter of my fact is being a vampire i wouldn't think I was a freak i long to be one so that, I would be more accepted than just the mere people that i know who love me? Is that all to much to ask?
You cannot be a vampire, because they don't exist.
Wasting our time by asking tons of questions about them won't change anything. You are just another teenager looking for a way to be special. I got news for you!
No matter what you do, no matter what you try to become, no matter what you wish you were, you will be just like the rest of us. Deal with it.
Now chill out with...
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What would you like with your scones?
Orange marmalade and a cold glass of whole milk please!
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How old would you say are the people who type things along the lines of "why must I to go to denverr to trvel plz answer thanks" on the internet? I get the impression of someone younger than 20, but I just realized it's possible they're 40 or 50...
Spelling is no longer a concern for many people.
Unfortunately, punctuation and grammar have also gone by the wayside for many.
I find them sad and pathetic.
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Is your glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
I just call it "half a glass"
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What are your feelings about snow?
I love the snow!
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Do you know your mother's maiden name?
Yes, I do.
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Do you have any humiliating childhood memories?
Oh yeah! Don't we all?
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That's just fine or that should cause an outrage?
Outrage!
Outrages are definitely more fun!
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Get out of my dreams, and into my ____________.
kitchen!
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When are you not so fun to be around?
When I am out of weed.
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Have'nt You Ever seen Fireworks Going Off in A Trailer Park Before?*
I have seen that. I have also seen a trailer burn down when a badly aimed rocket flew into a trailer and exploded. That was kind of funny.
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Do you know what blood type you are? I have no clue.
I am B +
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Salty or sweet?
Salty
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I just wanna to know with whom is ma gal frnd talking and i wanna know what r they talking atleast the name of the person calling is there any method to do like this without knowing to her pls help me frnds
You put this in mature relationships? Please!
If you are suspicious of your gal, then you have no reason being with her. Keep in mind that this is likely your failure, not hers.
Maybe if you learned to spell, and communicate clearly, you would have an easier time. By asking us how to spy on your girlfriend, you only show us your own insecurities.
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OMG. why does that new superman dance resemble chris reeves flying off a horse?? kinda messed up huh?
It doesn't. That is just your sick twisted mind figuring out a way to make a poke at a man who doesn't deserve your ridicule. Christopher Reeves had the strength and character to not give up, and not let his injury destroy him.
People like you who have no respect for that are beneath the rest of us.
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Is the YO-YO still as popular a toy for kids to have today, as it was in the 1950s & 60s? You hardly see children with them, anymore.
No, it is not as popular. It all depends on trends with the kids, so it could come back.
I know that occasionally I will see someone with a yo-yo. It is rare, though. Even back in the 80s it was much more popular.
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God spoke to me and told me he's not real. What do you make of that?
Sounds like you just got bored and thought you came up with something new. Sorry, have heard this before many times over the years.
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WHat would you do if meat became illegal to eat?
Eat it anyway.
My body is that of an omnivore. I have teeth for eating both meat and plant matter. I have a digestive system designed to eat both meat and plants.
Even if I have to go out and kill my own meat, I will have it. Anyone who tries to stop me better be ready to fight to the death. I will never stop eating meat, for anyone or any reason!
The same would go for anyone trying...
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What would you do if you found peacocks in your garden?
I would gasp in amazement!
I would then go get Kitt from inside, and show her the magical garden that popped up out of nowhere!
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What would be a really bad name for a perfume?
Toilet Water
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Why is my dog barking?
Dogs bark for the following reasons:
1- they see something
2- they see someone
3- they see another dog
4- they want attention
5- they want food or water
6- there is danger
7- they have the ability to bark
8- they have the intelligence of an empty jar of mayonnaise
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I am a lesbian do you still like me?
Well, I don't know you, so I neither like or dislike you.
Doesn't matter one bit to me that you are a lesbian.
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Unnerving things to hear from the cockpit of a plane?
(over the intercom)
" The low fuel light is on Frank! The low fuel light is on Frank! We are all going to die! We can't stay in the air without fuel!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh, wait. That is the intercom light."
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If you won a rather large amount of money in a lottery or gained a huge inheritance, would you try to weed out "false friends" before claiming the funds?
I already know who my true friends are.
If I came into a large sum of money, besides my parents and wife, there are only a few people who would ever benefit from it.
A friend from 20 years ago, who has stayed in contact and never judged me.
A friend from 15 years ago who has the kindest heart I have ever met.
A friend for the past several years who has never failed to help if she...
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Look in life I get everything I want and more. All I want to do now is become a vampire.. I don't know what could make me happier. I just want to knwo are there any living near me and if so, could I meet one? Life is just suckish for me....
Vampires do not exist. Trying to escape from life will do nothing other than lower the quality of your life.
Quit whining. You admit that you have gotten everything you want and more. So many people do not have that. I wish I did! Stop sniveling and enjoy what you have for millions have much less than you!
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I live in water,if u cut my head i am at ur door.if u cut my tail i m a fruit.if u cut both thn i am wid u
Certainly, the answer isn't spelling.
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Can you read a women?
Nope, and neither can anyone else.
"A" used as in your question denotes singular form. ( woman)
"Women" is plural.
So, to directly and literally answer your question, no one can read a single multiple woman.It is impossible.
Come on dude, if you were really born in the 70s, like your profile says, you should know better than to sound like one of these idiot kids...
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If space is infinite, dont this make it impossible for us to explore it?
It makes it impossible to explore it all.We can certainly explore our own little corner, though. it is just a matter of time.
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Is sun is a star or not?
No, it is a chicken taco.
Of course it is a star. The name given to it is Sol.
Did you not pay attention in your first couple of years in school?
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I just realized that life is not fun without alcohol. I can live for as long as I need to without it, but life just seems like a repetitive boring cycle. What is the problem?
The problem is you are a spiteful loser who obviously gets his kicks out of insulting and degrading the thoughts and beliefs of others. At least, that is what you show by your q&a.
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How much weight can a 5'4 15 year old girl lose by water fasting for 3 weeks?
Enough to die from it.Don't water fast. Appearance is not that important. Anyone who says different is either too young to know what matters, or are complete idiots.
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Why do some women believe that they're smarter than men, when time and again, it's been proven that no gender holds the monopoly on intelligence?
There may be no monopoly on higher intelligence, but there are a many things to consider when trying to figure out why so many women think this. Here is my personal favorite!
Men are far more likely to do something stupid, preceded by the phrase " hey guys, watch this!"
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What is God's greatest gift to all of humanity?
Free will
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100,000,000 dollars or the ability to save one person from eternal hell?
If my choice really would save someone from hell, then I would take that one without a thought.
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Are you willing to give up meat?
Never!
I am designed to be an omnivore,and that is exactly what I shall be!
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I am 22 years old girl & i am intrested to marry my cousin who is 20 years old, can i, please suggest me
I have a better idea.
How about you stop being a sick twisted incestuous pervert and go find someone you are not related to?
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Is fake tan sexy?
No way. It just makes the person look trashy.
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What are your thoughts on the obesity problem in the U.S.?
The largest part of the problem is that people won't stop eating rubbish.
There are glandular problems, metabolism issues, and other real causes for weight on people out there. What is usually left out is that those are not that common.
I hear alot of excuses from overweight people. Here are the ones I find laughable, and why:
1) - "my child is overweight due to...
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I was just Curious on what Does Poop Taste? like Because some say it taste like spoiled Chocolate and some say it taste like something Rotten.
I have no idea what poo tastes like, and I will be quite content to keep it that way for the rest of my life.
I am more worried that you know people who have tasted poo to know what it tastes like. That is disturbing. You may want a higher quality of friends.
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Alright im tired of this and im sorry this isnt a question, i just feel like telling everyone who reads this that im going to kill myself (no joke) and i wanted to say goodbyee (: im going to see ya in a better place (i think)
Don't buy it. This is obviously just a cry for attention.
Instead of trying to get attention from people like this, why don't you try just talking with people about what is going on.
The feelings you are having are what we all go through. Things suck completely at that age. You will be fine. Everyone older than you made it through it.
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Can i take fluids, such as ice-pops in my hand luggage?
Doubtful.
The real question is why would you want to?
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Im kind of worried, i don't eat fruit or veg, i dont like ANY veg and i hardly eat fruit. i can feel my body getting worse :( i keep getting pains below my heart and i feel tired and moody alot of the time. how can i be healthier without veg?
You can't. Get over it and eat fruits and veggies.
The human body is designed as an omnivore.
Eating no fruits or vegetables is very bad for your health.
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Would you prefer to live in a tropical region where it is hot all the time?
I have before. I lived in Lagos, Nigeria on and off for a few years. I liked it alot. The heat was always intense, but it was actually quite pleasant.
I wouldn't want to do it again anytime soon, though.
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Does mastribution makes men bald[i dont mastribute]?
No it does not.
Yes you do. Don't lie.
(masturbate)
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WTF is this? Its a lifeform found in a North Carolina sewer.
Ed Buchan, environmental coordinator at the Raleigh Public Utilities Department, said staff biologists have confirmed that the “creature” is actually a colony of tubifex worms. The colonies attach themselves to roots that gradually work themselves into weak points in the pipes. “They seem to respond to the light from the camera,” Buchan said. “That light is pretty...
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Does Bear kinda taste like alligator, greasy?
It is very greasy, but there is no greater sausage!
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Would you consider achieving higher levels and ranks in the Answerbag as getting ahead in life?
Nope. No life here. Just people with time to kill.
Anyone who considers AB "life" is either a shut in, incapable of leaving their house, has a medical condition that means they can't go out, or they are a total loser.
While time on AB can be fun, there is no "life" about it. Just conversing back and forth with people, and sharing what you know, or wish to know.
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What is something that a GYN shouldn't say to a woman on the exam table?
"Wow! I just found where all the missing socks go!
Wait, are those my lost keys??
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I wanna get a old VW bus but everyone tells me its a total cop magnet.would be even worth the hassle?
No, it would not be worth the hassle. They are not fuel efficient, and indeed are cop magnets. They got a reputation way back when as being a "hippie" vehicle, and that has stuck. These days they automatically assume that anyone who has one is trying to pay tribute to the hippies of yesteryear. So you are automatically under suspicion for drugs every time you get stopped.
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Complete honesty here: What goes through your head when you see a gay couple in public? Do you think it's cool that they don't care what others think? Do you think, 'no big deal'? Or are you disgusted?
I don't get bothered by it under normal circumstances.
I will admit that I gag a little bit when I see two guys making out , though. It isn't that they are gay. I find the male body to be not attractive in the least, while the female body is a work of art. I can see two women making out, and feel fine. When I see gay guys making out, that just clicks in my mind as two completely...
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My blood pressure has been running at 217 over 147 for several days and I've had the worst headache in the world because of it. I'm on blood pressure meds but they aren't working. What can I do to bring it down so the headache will go away.
Stop asking strangers on the net who DO NOT KNOW YOU OR YOUR MEDICAL CONDITION/STATUS!!! Strangers here are not qualified to diagnose or treat any condition(s) you may have. Even if some are doctors or nurses, they do not know your file, and cannot give you any information other than to GO TO THE ER!
Go to your doctor right away, or the ER!
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If an Asian person says white people are racist, everybody believes him. If a white person says Asians are racist, no one believes them. Is minority in power here?
Yes. Welcome to the modern world where racism is still rampant, but is disguised.
Minorities are in power now. They can cry foul at any point and get their way.
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What would the world be like without atheists?
Would be a little better. Atheists have the tendency to belittle anyone else for their beliefs ( more so than any other group). I think the world would be better without them, so those of us with faith aren't bashed on a regular basis by them.
It is fine to believe in something, or a lack of something. When you start basing that around trying to make others feel stupid, or constantly...
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Do you find that many people today are functionally illiterate? I see it all the time - spelling errors, terrible sentence construction, bad grammar, bad/no punctuation etc. Often times, I can't even understand what they mean.
Yes, I notice that all the time.
It is especially obvious on AB. There are so many kids out there who don't know the difference between "Ur" and "your". There are so many fools out there who think ending a word with a "z" instead of an "s" is acceptable.
There are so many people, just on AB, who have no idea how to spell, or use punctuation at...
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Strange that so many are ignoring or forgetting Michael Jackson was a pedophile, isn't it? I am sadder for the passing of every common hard working decent person who died that day rather than his sick ass. Do you understand?
I did not forget.
So he was found not guilty... So what?
OJ was found innocent as well.
The problem with the legal system in the US is that if you have enough money to devote to your defense, and enough fans who will never believe you did anything wrong, you get off scott free.
Either way he admitted to sleeping in the same bed as children not his own. The accusations wouldn't...
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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought?
My first thought would be about getting outside the door and closing it behind me. Depending on where you are, police officers can use that as reason to enter your house. It has to do with the "in plain sight" laws combining with the laws saying how if a door is open they can enter to make sure all is ok.
I have had the bastards try that with me before. I came out of the door and...
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When you're taking your driver's license road test ... what would be a really bad thing to say to the tester when he or she gets into the car with you?
" I know the car smells like weed, but I haven't smoked in half an hour so I'm cool to take the test. Can you hand me that half can of beer by your feet before we get going?"
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It's my opinion that atheism is a type of religion? It's a belief in nothing.
Probably a stronger than the Christian or Jewish religion, since they are steadfast in their non-belief.
Yes, it is.
When you come right down to it,atheism(together with the theory of evolution), is just another way to try and explain why we are here, how we came to be, and what might come next.
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(ladies only ) if a man was to walk to you and seen you was about to give birth and he said wow it looks like your knocked up what would you do
No lady, but going to answer anyway.
The past tense of "see" is "saw", not "seen".
The word "and" has many uses. It does not have the magical use of making run on sentences appear any less foolish. Instead of asking a run on question like you just did, try using complete sentences, separated by punctuation.
A question ends with a question mark....
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My daughter went to the cinema last night to watch "Transformers". A man suddenly stormed out, came back with an usher.The man then repeatedly swore at her for talking to her friends. The usher told them to be quiet or leave. Is that reasonable?
With the exception of the swearing, he was perfectly within his rights, and perfectly reasonable.Swearing was a bit uncalled for.
It definitely shows that you need to teach your daughter respect for others. People do not go to a movie to listen to teenagers yapping back and forth. Just the fact that this situation developed shows that you need to teach her that when she is in a movie theater...
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WHEN A PLAYER HAS A 3 AND 0 COUNT ON HIM WOULD A COACH ASK THAT PLAYER TO SWING?
Only in a couple situations:
1- the batter is a power hitter, with at least one runner in scoring position. One run will win the game.
2- Batter's team has a commanding lead, and it is time to just have fun with the game.
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Do you feel sorry for people who believe that Genesis is a literal account of human origins? Or is it their own fault for remaining ignorant and gullible when education is available for all?
You are free to believe whatever you want. That does not give you the right to bash others, just as they don't have the right to bash you based on what they believe. Doing so, as you have done by asking this question in a hateful manner, just shows you to be an absolute prick.
There is no reason to insult others in a question. Be nice or go away.
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What was your first sexual experience like? And what was your first sexual experience like when you felt you were yourself?
My first experience was much like this story.
A large beast stuck in an uncomfortable hole wiggling around awkwardly.
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A friend of mine has a baby after carrying it 6 months and it weighs 1 pound. What are the chances of it living?
Kitt and I know someone who just had a baby at 5 1/2 months, that weighed 1 pound. They expect it to do just fine. She just has to stay in the NICU until the original 9 months is up.
Modern medicine saves so many premature babies that would have been lost without it.
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Would you ever use deadly force to protect a friend.
I would, and have. Granted, I was in the Army at the time...
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Why is white power racist but black power ok?
Exactly!
If there was "White Entertainment Television", minorities would be up in arms.
If there was a "White Expo" people would be up in arms.
It is the double standard that we see today. I don't play those games. Political correctness can kiss my hairy white ass!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Sorry, this same question has been asked at least 9 times that I counted. Had to flag as duplicate.
When asking a question, take a look to the right of your typed out question on the screen that lets you choose a category to place your question in. That way you can avoid duplicating questions. Questions that are duplicate of another are rejected, and that question's answers are moved to...
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Someone in US named his son Adolf Hitler. Now there is others who want to copy the example. How do you feel about this?
It is just a name. It depends why they named their son that. If they named him just because they thought the name sounded cool, that is fine.
If they are paying tribute to Hitler, then they already have enough problems that their kid would be raised to be a hatemonger anyway, even without the name.
Either way, that kid is going to get alot of ridicule as he grows up.
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Why are there a bunch of names of people that seem to know one another on here? It seems like names from a whole town? It seems simulated and fake?
If you are referring to similar acronyms after someones user name, those refer to AB "clubs" that they belong to. Knowing what those are can tell you a little about what type of ABr people are.
If you are just talking about people seeming to know each other, or be familiar, that is normal. Some people regularly interact with people on here. You can get to know someone well enough...
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What wouldn't taste good covered in chocolate?
Sausage
Beets
Squid
caviar
Limburger cheese
waffles
toast
chicken
fettuccine alfredo
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Do YOU think that we need to STOP answering / acknowledging questions from "ANONYMOUS" posters?
Unless they ask a question that I really REALLY want to answer, I ignore anonymous users.
The internet is anonymous enough. If you are going to participate in a website such as AB, you need to at least give enough information about yourself to put your questions and answers in the proper context.
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I am due for my period in 4 days i self insaminated myself would i be able to fall preg
So, what you are saying is you used someone's semen to try and impregnate yourself?
I assume it is without their consent, as they would have helped you if they intended their semen to be used to get you pregnant.
If that is the case, I sincerely hope you are not pregnant. Last thing the world needs is another life being brought into it under false pretenses or deception.
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If a human can survive on 1 kidney, then why are there 2 to begin with?
You can survive with one, but you will not be as healthy as with two. It is a redundant system to make sure what needs to be expelled from the body goes out of it.
As far as what some others have said, about other duplicate body parts, some of those duplications are very important.
Two eyes allows you to have depth perception.
Two ears allows you to locate the source of a sound.
Two...
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Do you think getting your belly button pierced at 15 makes you skanky? my mom says that it will just make me ask for more attention and thinks i should be 18 to get it done. what do you think?
Your mother is right. Having that piercing is a very sexual thing, and is not appropriate for that young an age.
So many kids your age seem in such a hurry to grow up, appear older, or increase their sexual attractiveness.
As anyone over 25 can tell you, there is no reason to try and grow up so fast. You have some great years ahead of you. Please don't rush them. You will only...
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I was scamed on yahoo messenger. He is now using another woman Michele M. His name is John Cari please warn this woman I did a big mistake I believed him. He will ask her for money! She must be warned!!!!!!! Please let me know how we can stop him!!!!!!!
#1- just because you were suckered does not mean others are. Most people know better than to believe anything that comes over email or IM from people they don't actually know.
#2 We have no reason to believe that you actually got scammed, and are not trying to get other people to give this john guy a hard time for you. You are basically just asking us to believe you with no proof, and...
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Im 16 and my boyfriend is 21!i met him when i was 15 and he was 20.i really fancied him and when he asked what age i was i said 18.he believed me as ive always looked older than what i actually am.i love him and want to tell him but i dont know how? help
Tell him IMMEDIATELY!!!!
You chose to lie, you deal with the consequences. Don't ask people for help fixing something you intentionally did. You knew it was wrong and a lie when you told him.
Tell him immediately, or you are intentionally continuing to show how little you care for your boyfriend, by continuing to risk his future and freedom.
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Have you ever had African cuisine? What would you recommend?
Yes, I had alot when I lived in Nigeria.
Personally, I prefer suya.
Suya is strips of beef, skewered through the width, so the length of the meat sticks out on both sides of the skewer. The meat is then rubbed down with "pepe", which is a mixture of spicy red pepper( I prefer cayanne), beef bullion cubes, and ground dry red peanuts. ( the mix should taste a little sweet, and a...
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What should be today's word of the day?
Waffles!
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Does the bible speak of 2 creations?
Interesting thing to know: when God told Noah that he would never again flood the earth, the original word there is a plural form, indicating that the earth had been flooded before.
"And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water."
This passage leads many to believe that the earth was not created at that time, but was flooded.
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Do you think that all child sexual abusers should go to prison?
Nah, just execute them.
A message has to be sent that is no tolerance for that sick BS.
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I did not know my ex bf was gay until i saw him kissing our completely gay drum major in a complete lip lock
That is interesting. What is the question?
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Who is the more dangerous a lunatic from the point of view of international security - Kim Jong Il (North Korea) or Mahmud Ahmadinejad (Iran)?
They are about equal. One dumb move on the part of either of them will destabilize their respective parts of the world. Both can also pose a threat worldwide if they are allowed to produce weapons of mass destruction.
I say carpet bomb both countries. We could have a MideastDisney and an AsiaDisney!
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My S/O had to be taken to the ER today for a work-related accident and didn't tell me about it. Why would someone do that?
Maybe he/she didn't want to worry you. Maybe he/she didn't trust you to not turn something small into something major.
I was going to type out a lot more, but I see you are an anonymous user. I don't talk to anonymous users.
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Is there a special song that can make you become very emotional? Is it a love song, depressing song or is it a happy song? Personally love songs make me become the most emotional.
This is going to sound a little stupid, but the first part of "Like Toy Soldiers" by Eminem gets to me.
"I'm supposed to be the soldier who never blows his composure
Even though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shoulders
I am never supposed to show it, my crew ain't supposed to know it
Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a Benzino it...
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Am I the only one that hopes this guy really is god? * Warning: contains strong language*
Yes.
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America keeps coming up with new immigration laws and reforms but never enforces any of them. Why aren't America's current immigration laws being enforced?
There are lots of groups out there trying to protect the rights of illegal immigrants. The government is too worried about offending those people than enforcing the law.
Fact is, that they really shouldn't have any rights.
Enter this country illegally, you have no rights.That is my view.
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Solve: x(2)+7x+10=0
solve: 3x(2)-6x=0
Do your own homework you lazy schmuck! -5
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Why is it that Christians on Answerbag go around downrating other users answers/questions (humorous or serious) about God or religion?
You mean like the atheists that do the same? The Muslims that do the same? The Wiccans that do the same?
There are people from every group on here that do that. You just prove you are a fricken moron by ignoring the other groups and singling out one. You just show which prejudice you have you big whiner.
"OMG, people have a different opinion than me waaaah waaaah waaah! I think I...
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Why is there so many pointless questions being asked lately?
There are always pointless questions being asked. Lots of AB users are more concerned with making points, than actually participating in a positive way.
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OK, it is well into June '09 now. Will AB ever care enough to fix the bloody picture bugs? Haven't they had more than enough time? Are they just ignoring all the complaints?
I fully expect this question to be removed. The ab moderators have a habit of removing any question that actually calls AB out for not doing what they said they would.
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Who thinks we should kill all the terrorists?
I do!
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Who is the most under-rated band ever?
Styxx
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Why do people put big leather "bras" on their cars? Does this have a purpose?
It protects the front of the hood, and bumper from light impacts and chips in the paint. These can be caused by road debris, rocks or even some bugs.
They look absolutely stupid, though. If anyone I know ever has one, I give them crap for it.LOL
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Zack has just turned 40 today!!!who would join me in wishing him a happy birthday?
Happy birthday Zack!
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A few months ago i was on my bfs myspace and i found a deleted message calling another girl beautiful and he was asking for her email again. although i have confronted him it still bothers me. what were his intentions?? was he trying to cheat?
Sorry about your situation.
How can you honestly expect anyone to tell you his intentions? No one on AB knows about him. No one can tell you what he is thinking, or what he plans. You know him more than any of us, what do you think?
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What do you think about this "stud" guy? He is 29 and is the father of at least 21 kids from 11 different women
He is just a whore.
Men can be whores too!
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Have you ever visited my profile?? Well, what did you think of it?? =)
Just did.
I didn't read more than a couple of lines.
Not too big a fan of the short lines you have there. That could all have been said in a short paragraph rather than in lines only a few words long.
All in all, though, not a bad profile.
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How do you copy and paste more than one url ? I can highlight and right click for one but don't know method(s) for more than one.
You can only copy one thing at a time. If you try to copy something else, you will not have the first thing still copied.
Sorry, just got to copy and paste each one individually.
If you want to do it faster, you can use ctrl +c to copy and ctrl +v to paste.
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CONGRATULATIONS! NASCAR is Sunday at Infineon Raceway and you've just won your choice of: sitting in the best grandstand seat or driving Jim Inglebright's car or riding shotgun in Jim's car or $2000 cash! What's your pick?
I want the 2000 bucks.
Couldn't care less about watching the race, or driving a race car. I have done both before, and neither is that exciting.
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I entered into a one year lease on Aug 1, 2008. I thought I could give my 30 day notice and be out of the lease on Aug 1. 2009. The landlord insists the lease is not up until Aug . 31, 2009. Is this legal?
That is the way things usually go on a lease.
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Would you think it would be helpful if anglo-saxon countries would inform every German visitor before they come in a strict way that they are in regard of the public opinion absolutely not welcome and therefore should better get lost?
No, that wouldn't be helpful.
It would be more helpful by far for Mexicans to be told that by the US.
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Tell me anything, please?
Get your money out of T Bills and put it all into waffles, tasty waffles, with lots of syrup!
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What was the slowest, fast food place, you unfortunately experienced?
There is not just one fast food joint I can narrow this down to.
It seems that the slowest fast food joints are the ones with the Mexicans who barely speak English working the register or drive through window. I understand that jobs are hard to come by these days. I understand that fast food has high turnover. I understand that not too many people will work for those low wages.
What I...
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I am a low salt, no sugar (no carb) diet. Does anyone else have to follow a diet in which you have to watch it for more than one reason? Do you struggle with finding food you can eat that you can afford?
You are a low salt, no sugar diet? I thought you were scrappy!
Reality crumbles around me! Diets have gotten so out of control that they have AB accounts! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I was walking down the street the other day, and a alien came up to me said. zxa\xvcdr ./lnt5red xzdgfb vjuik mmnjmnh .,eq2aq\z po[ sdtyujhgfd 455treyll liko. can some one please tell me what he said?.
He said " Why don't you just mash your keyboard and make the most useless pointless question AB has ever seen!"
Come up with decent questions, not this rubbish!
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Do you care more about the cookie or the fortune?
I care more about the fortune, but I love the cookie too!
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A headline on Yahoo right now is: "Train your boyfriend using animal tricks". If it was instead: "Train your girlfriend using animal tricks" would a lot of women get upset?
Yes, that would cause alot of women to get pissed off.
As a guy, I am not offended by women trying to train us using animal tricks.
If the headline was different, women would be up in arms.
Double standard? I think so!
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Which is better, a blunt or a bong???
From a joint or blunt, you will process about 25-40% of the THC from the smoke into your system.
From a bong you will get about 70-80%.
Rolling one is a waste of weed. The bong will deliver a high amount of smoke quickly to your lungs, which is more effective.
A steamroller is more effective than a bong, and a vaporizer is more effective than a steamroller.
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Is Bjork the shizzle or what?
Bjork is a complete waste of space, and air.
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Is the government too involved in our lives?
Yes. They try to tell us that we cannot do things that are none of the government's business all the time.
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California senator Barbara Boxer lambashes a brigider general for calling her "maam" instead of "senator".....proof she's a "B" or what?
Yep, that means she is indeed!
Technically, she is right though. Doesn't mean she has to make a big deal out of it.
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If you could have any 1 vehicle free, what would you want?
Something along these lines...
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Have you noticed the number of humourless people on Ab? Why do people on here take everything so ridiculously serious?
Welcome to the modern world.
As I just said in an answer to another question:
People are too easily offended these days. It goes to the point of looking for offensive material where none was intended.
It is because of people going out of their way to find a reason to be offended, that nothing gets done these days. People are too afraid of offending whiney people that they don't...
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Did anyone else think that the jack N the box commercials featuring the mini sirloin burgers were offensive to those with dwarfism?
Nope.
People are too easily offended these days. It goes to the point of looking for offensive material where none was intended.
It is because of people going out of their way ( like in this question) to find a reason to be offended, that nothing gets done these days. People are too afraid of offending whiney people that they don't speak their mind, or censor good entertaining...
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I am sick and tired of being alone and chicks not giving straight forward answers. what the fig am i to do? all this b.s. is killing me.
Welcome to manhood buddy!
sucks to be us, but not much we can do about it.
Look at it positively. We have to deal with their BS and shaving our faces.
They have to have babies, they have periods, cramps, hormones going crazy, etc.
I think we got the better deal.
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Someone has just betrayed another person and shared this other person's secret with you...the person sharing the secret of course swore you to secrecy. Don't you think sharing your secrets with such a person is foolish?
I do indeed think it would be foolish to share secrets with someone known to have betrayed the confidence of another person.
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Would you consider petrified wood as a gem?
No, I don't. The wood can be substituted for a gem once it has been shaped and polished, but it is still not a gem.
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Have you ever answered a question a certain way just to see what others' reactions would be?
Yes, I have done that before many times.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word, "break"?
dance
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I'm seriously considering moving from Indiana to Texas in the very near future. Any suggestions for or against this move?! I'm really torn!
Yes, go for it. Want me to come along?
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Some local authorities would like to ban single men going to parks, a good thing or a bad thing to happen?
That is complete tripe, and the lawmakers there know it!
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What is an acceptable "+ ratings given" percentage? Does it matter if you hang out in more controversial categories or not? Mine is 89 %. What's yours?
Mine is 83%
I have a policy of instant DR anyone asking others to do their homework for them.
I also automatically DR anyone giving the answer to someone's homework.
As you can see, lots of people come to AB to ask others to do their work for them.
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Is this body attractive to men? Or not? Picture.
Honestly doesn't look bad.
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What is the most important question in universe? Why or How?
Why
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If New Zealand and Australia became one Country, what would it be called?
New Ausealia
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Was anyone else as disappointed in X-Men: Wolverines Origin as I was?
I was a little disappointed with it. As a stand alone movie it wasn't bad. It butchered the comic version though.
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Do you ever drink so much water that your stomach kinda goes "glug glug" when you move around? I did today. (glug glug)
Yes, I have done that many times.
I usually get it from orange soda. I just can't help but to chug that.
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Have you dated outside your race? Did your signifigant other's family accept you? If they didn't how did you deal with it?
Nope. I am really fond of "porcelain" skin on a woman. You just don't find that much at all in races other than white.
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I'm doing cocaine for the first time this weekend, any tips or advice?
I am not going to tell you not to do it, as that would make me a hypocrite.
As someone very experienced with coke, I have a few suggestions for you!
1- have someone who has done it before many times nearby in case you freak out
2- start in very small amounts, as everyone's body handles the stuff differently.
3-have at least one sober person there to make rational decisions in...
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What is something you are above average at?
Gaming, smoking marijuana
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If we deported all illegal immigrants, therefore freeing up jobs for US citizens, how much to you think that would help the state of our economy?
I think it would help tremendously. There would be so many jobs open for citizens and those here legally.
Also, think of the money spent every year in medical care for illegal aliens. The government cost of jailing illegal prisoners.
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Why do guys compare the new gf to the ex(s)?
Women do the same thing.
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Is it discriminatory to belong to a males only professional organization? (see link)
Nope. In fact I find it discriminatory when one sex organizations are forced to admit someone of the opposite sex.
It is about being comfortable with your organization, and leaving sexual tension at the door. It is easier to relax when there are none of the opposite sex around.
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How comes the Ladies always...........................?
refuse to make a decision, instead putting the responsibility on the man, then gripe about what he chose?
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I DON'T HAVE ANY WINDOWS OPEN, BUT I CAN HERE ABOUT 4 DIFFERENT COMMERCIALS RUNNING. HOW DO I FIX THIS?
"here" refers to a location
"hear" is when sound happens and you are aware of it
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An infinite line of negative charge begins at the origin and continues forever in the +y-direction. It has a uniform charge distribution of λ = -2 μC/m. Calculate the x and y-component of the electric field at the point (0,-3 m).
Do your own homework you lazy jerk!
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Has anyone had their body fat checked by calipers or the machine? I just had mine checked today on the machine and I was floored.
I have 4-6% body fat.
I have a great metabolism for staying thin!
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Finding the area of a square that is 7 7/9 on a side
Do your own homework you lazy schmuck!
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HOW TO MAKE COUNTERFIT MONEY
You are asking for instructions on how to do something illegal.I have flagged this question for removal.
Plus, it is not a question if you don't ask anything. You just made a statement... in all caps.
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Isosceles trapezoid ABCD has an area of 276 in.squared. if AD=13 inches and DE=12 inches find AB
Do your own homework you lazy waste of skin!
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What is your motto in life?
"Shut up and hit the weed"
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If you had a Chupacabra, what would you name it?
Steve
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Calne Town Council in Wiltshire has banned people from putting flowers on their loved ones' graves because they are "too messy". How would you react to this news if it was your council?
No one will prevent me from paying tribute to the fallen. Anyone who gets in my way could very well end up joining them.
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How can you have any _______ if you don't __________?
chance in life....... finish school, and learn your material
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'Jay ho' means______________?
Jennifer Lopez!
:P
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When you can't take it anymore, where do you retreat?
I go into the world of video games and take out my frustrations on animated things instead of real people or things.
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How long after talking to a girl before you can ask her on a date?
It all depends on how talking with her went. If she responded well to just talking to her, go ahead and ask her out. What harm could it do?
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Describe Paris Hilton in not more than 3 words?
gutterslut
skank
moron
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Describe Sarah Palin in not more than 3 words?
"no one cares"
:P
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Given the equation y/x = 2/3, the constant of variation is:
a. 2
b. 2/3
c. 3
?
Do your own homework you lazy schmuck!
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Given the data points (1, 2), (2, 4), (3, 6), the constant of variation is:<br> a. 2 <br> b. not a direct variation <br> c. 1/2
Do your own homework you lazy schmuck!
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Given the data points (2, 9), (-4, 8), and (7, 3), the relationship shows a direct variation. a. true b. false
Do your own homework you lazy schmuck.
Getting other people to do your work for you will result in you being just another of those " in the way people" standing around looking up at stuff. In other words, you will just be another loser if you don't take the time to learn your own material.
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What do you think about the people calling for David Letterman to be fired over the palin joke?
They are whiney little crybabies.
People are too quick to be offended by stuff that doesn't matter.
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Can I scream that "your" DOES NOT equal "you're"? I think I'm going batty! :p
Agree. Here are my big peeves when it comes to grammar and spelling:
1) "coz" or "cuz" instead of "because"
2) "can" used instead of "may"
3) all the various forms of the word "pregnant"
4) "to" used instead of "too" when " too" is used to mean "also"
5) text message abbreviations( AB is...
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My tomato plant is healthy and produces fruit, but the tomatoes are very small and don't grow very much. I use good quality compost, but how can I make the tomatoes grow bigger?
For tomatoes I swear by my method.
1 small rose stake, ground up, dissolved in 1 gallon water and given to the plant in regular watering amounts until gone. Find nitrogen feeding mix, and add the amount indicated to the water before starting the waterings.
You can also use a Halide light.
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Shiver me timber, I done rubbed my eye with my HOOK hand!!!...now what?
Now you get to wear an eye patch as well! ARRRRR
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Is there any signs of intelligent life on Earth?
Not much. Idiots seem to be taking over.
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I have thought of asking a question in ab4adults, what do you think I should ask?...you can code it if you like,lol
Two key points here
#1- I am not going to give you a question to ask, when i could ask it myself. We all have to come up with our own questions.
#2- aren't you a minor? You are not supposed to use ab4adults.
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Why are children minds sooo corrupted these days? I see 2 year old children already knowing how to cuss... how bad is that?!? media? parents?
The only one to blame for a child's behavior is their parents. They are the ones responsible for keeping their kids from watching trash and learning foul words. They are also responsible for making sure there is no cursing done in a child's presence.
People are too quick to blame tv, movies, and music. It is the parent's responsibility to keep an eye on what their children...
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Due to the recent wave of shootings do you think that the law on guns in american should be changed, a total ban?
No. The right to bear arms is one of the foundations of the nation. If you start to take those rights away, that sets a bad precedent. Where will it end?
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Is raping a woman any different than a woman getting pregnant on purpose without the man's consent? Please think about how each changes the life and attitude of the other and reply with your comments...
One is a crime, the other is just the woman being a bitch. It should be a crime for a woman to intentionally get pregnant without the man's consent. Reverse rape or something.
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Ok who knows the easiest way to find another werewolf male or female i want to see his/her reaction
white wolf... great
here is to hoping you are not another one of those people who takes something from fiction and thinks it is real.
I lost several friends to delusions such as those, back when I was playing The Masquerade.
If you think you are a werewolf, you are nuts.
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Why is the gas price raising again? I dont think there is a reason!
No clue. With oil prices pretty low it is still in the 2.85 range a gallon for me.
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Where do you really want to be right now?
Amsterdam
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Why on earth do people STILL run winblows when Linux is so much better and FREE? Are they just to afraid to attempt the installation? or do people still falsely think winblows is better?
For users who truly know what they are doing, linux is the best.
For the casual user, windows is better.
Also, you have to consider that many more programs are made for windows than for linux. it can be a pain in the ass to have to mess with wine.
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Go look at your questions: How many points do you have for question 7 on your list?
not a single point
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1517724
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Love and lose, or not love at all?
Not love at all.
it hurts too much to lose someone you love. I don't ever want to experience that again. I would rather stay single all my life than risk feeling that pain again.
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Should women change their names when marrying?
That is up to the couple. Some women want that, some women want to hyphenate. Some wish to keep their old name. This issue would have to be discussed by the couple, as there is no wrong answer.
My personal view is that I like a married woman to take her husband's name.
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If all four wall of your house are facing south, what color is the bear that walked by?
White. It would have to be a polar bear, as the only way for all four walls to face south is to be at the north pole.
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What is the name of a famous person that has died in the past 10 yrs?
George Carlin
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What do you think we should be doing about pedophiles that are repeat offenders....Apparently jail time is not working.
Tattoo "I molest children" onto their foreheads for the second offense. Chances are with that , they won't live long in prison.
This will also warn people of the risk they pose to society if they should ever get out again.
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Blame it on______________? Fill in the blank.
Canada!
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What was the last song you heard? Were you actually listening to it?
"This Means War" by Busta Rhymes, featuring Ozzy.
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So you're a pirate. Eye patch over which eye would you prefer?
Both my eyes have the same correction. I used to be left eye dominant, but used the trick they showed in the movie "Firebirds" to get over that. I can now use either eye for single eye vision without issues, so it really wouldn't matter which eye the patch was over.
Since I have a scar over my left eye, I would patch the right. I think it would look tougher.
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How many openly gay, lesbian, or bisexual Answerbaggers are there out there?
I answered this question long ago, but I just couldn't resist pointing this out again.
It is absolutely hilarious to me that the one asking put "or gay(taking pole)"
I am straight, and give my pole only to Kitt.
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If you refer to one person as your significant other, doesn't that imply that everybody else you know is an insignificant other?
A little, I suppose.
Unless children are in the picture, isn't that how it should be?
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What shouldn`t you say to a man that has just got married?
You are gonna love your wedding night. I tried her out last night and she was great!
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What's the weirdest word you've ever heard or said?
Kitt and I were sitting in our garage years ago, stoned as hell. The dog started doing something she shouldn't have ( can't remember what it was). I took a minute to think of the most effective way to tell the dog to stop and to get back up on the garage futon with Kitt and I. I thought I had come up with the most brilliant thing I had ever thought of. Here is how it went:
me: (...
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I bought my son (he's about 15 mons) one of those back-packs with a leash....Do you think I am a horrible mother?
No way! You didn't do anything wrong.
At least you aren't one of those parents that lets their children run around a store bothering the other customers, and getting in the way of others.
Now if you added a shock collar, that would be too much!lol
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Germany was separated from what other Axis country by the north sea?
No clue which. I know Norway was under German occupation, but that is about it. My grandmother used to tell me stories about how she would throw bread over the walls of the prison camp they had set up near her hometown.
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Do you find the older you get . . . . .the more you reflect back on your youth and find yourself remembering or thinking about things you hadn't for years?
Yes, that happens alot to me.
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What do you do if you are almost to the point of forgiving somone for hurting you, but just can't forgive them all the way?
Time heals. In time you will be able to forgive.
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Can you think of some great conversation killers? You know when you are really sick of talking with someone and just want it to end? =)
"Sorry I have to go now, I left my house on fire..."
"Nice talking to you, but if you will excuse me, I need to go shove hot pokers in my ears."
"I have explosive diarrhea, so I have to go."
" I'm late for my appointment with the incredibly infectious disease specialist."
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What should you never tell to a naked woman in bed?
can you tie those saggy things in a knot?
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To what degree (if at all) do you feel guilty about things in your life?
I try to act differently, but when it comes down to it, I feel 100% guilty for my entire life.
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Does the number of partners one has had in the past have any effect on their bedroom skills? In a similar Q one said re: experienced partner "great! maybe s/he can teach me something" Likewise does less experience mean less skill?
Not always. With porn so easily available these days, people can study sexual theory and application more so than in previous years.
Some people are just naturally good at it.
I will say that experience helps, but it is not everything.
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If I have legal papers saying that I can work full time just the same as anyone, is it legal (esp. in NY) to descriminate against hiring me just because I'm 16?
There are many jobs out there that do not hire minors. This is not considered discrimination. Many jobs require you to be a certain age. Many jobs also require certain maturity level, which you cannot possibly have at that young of an age. At your age, you have the best chance at employment doing light manual labor, working fast food, or something along those lines. Don't think that you...
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Which job would you considered under paid?
Door to door sales
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Could you name an animal that cannot jump?
Worms
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What do you do when you feel like your s/o doesn't even see you as an s/o anymore?
Do the best you can just to keep going.
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Can you tell me why this perfectly valid question got rejected? I know users flag all sorts of questions(valid or not), but why would the flag be approved?
The reference vanished from my question, so the link is here in the answer!
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6819106
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Recently there have been some unfair duplicates - where the questions are not actually duplicates, but are being moderated as such. Are there people out there who spend their whole day flagging anything and everything as duplicates just to get points?
The problem goes deeper than that. Perfectly good questions that are not duplicates are getting rejected as nonsense as well.
I agree with Jim, the blame is all on the ones approving the flags.
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What is your favorite word for marijuana?
a 3 way tie:
1) weed
2) gonja
3) that thing I sent ya
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You rule the world, what punishment would you dish out to women who make false rape allegations?
I think that any woman caught faking rape like that should face the exact same penalties as a rapist would.
This kind of policy could easily be adapted to any crime, and if put in place would certainly cut way down on the number of false crime reports.
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I am thinking of changing my avatar. Which one of these do you think would suit me best? ( images in first answer)
here they are:
( Should show the images now. Had to upload them each a few times to get them to even show up)
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Who would you most like to hug right now?
Kitt
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Do you want revenge on your enemies?
Yes
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What was the first video game system you ever owned?
The old Pong game.
Just a small box, with two knob controllers
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What would be a REALLY inappropriate song to play at a funeral?
Only the good die young
Live and let die
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What is the real reason that the military started using crew-cuts?
It helps gas masks protect the soldier with a full seal around the face. If one has much hair at all, the mask won't seal around the face properly, and could expose the soldiers to harmful biological or chemical attack.
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Does it seriously make sense to cut dealerships, when the purpose of the auto manufacturers is to sell cars? I mean, I can see them cutting some of the incentives and discounts to the dealers, but what good does it do to dump those selling cars?
There are cars spread all over the country, with many dealerships out there as well. Demand is not as high as they need to be able to stock all existing dealerships. By keeping extra ones open, that means more cars they have to manufacture in order to keep those extra dealers in stock. By reducing the number of dealerships, they reduce the amount of vehicles they need to manufacture. This...
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What is wrong with teachers now-a-days? 1st grade teacher uses ducktape to quiet kids for the last 10 minutes of school!
Where's the link to the news story?
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Which one of these is regarded as rude/offensive in America...sticking your tongue out at someone or sticking two fingers up to them (index finger and middle finger of the right hand)?
neither
Sticking out a tongue at someone is just regarded as childish.
The European way of using two fingers instead of one in a rude gesture really don't mean anything here.
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Suppose that the length of a rectangle is 3 inches longer than the width and that the perimeter of the rectangle is 78.
a) Set up an equation involving only W, the width of the rectangle.
Do your own homework you lazy schmuck
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Would you wear a diepier during sex
no, I would not wear a DIAPER during sex.
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When do you think all political parties will stop the namecalling, insults and spin?
Never.
The worst are the republicans and democrats. I got sick of that constant bickering back and forth, and joined the libertarian party.
My view is that both major parties have had their chance to show that they can get the job done, and move this country together into the future.
They just showed us more debt, jobs going overseas, internal chaos, and having to police the world....
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The world would be a whole lot easier if people were'nt so_____________?
afraid of offending people that they don't speak the truth
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In your experience, which nationality are the rudest? I know you can't judge everybody in a country based on a few, but on one's experience.
I have lived all over the world, and seen many different cultures and ways of life.
The Chinese seem to be the rudest and most inconsiderate, but it is more cultural influence than intentional rudeness.
I have seen more Chinese nationals coughing with uncovered mouths, sneezing in a crowd without covering their mouths, etc.
Welcome to why SARS hit them so badly.
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What orchestral device is not blown, bowed, plucked, or struck?
The conductor's baton?
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I was INFECTED by several viruses, tojan's and adware bugs using FACEBOOK! I downloaded a Microsoft trojan removal tool but a Win32 prevents me from using it, What do I do now?
You don't get that kind of stuff from facebook.
Sounds like you got hitby a downloader, which downloads other malicious software without your permission. These most commonly come from illegally dowloaded music and video, and free porn websites.
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If you do that one more time I'm going to __________!! ( Please fill in the blank..)
pounce upon you with intent to kill.
beat you brutally about the head, neck and shoulders,
leaving you with lacerations, contusions, abrasions and a very dull outlook on life.
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Im new and im just testing someone answer with anything i dont really care
K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. According to the company, "The origins of the brand name 'K-Y' are unknown. Two popular myths are that it was created in Kentucky, hence K-Y', or that the letters represent the key ingredients used to make the lubricant. Neither of these is true. The name continues to remain a bit...
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What would you serve a vegan for dinner?
Organic beans and rice
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Have you ever worn a LARGE OVERSIZED hat?
A 50 gallon cowboy hat and a 3 foot top hat
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Whats the silliest answer you ever gave on AB?
romaine lettuce
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Whiches the hottest place you been?
I lived in Lagos for a while.
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How much would 50 pounds of weed cost?
Extreme high end would go around 100-200k
Mids would go around 25-40k
commercial would cost aound 15k
those are just rough estimates
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How do you clean all the thc out of a pipe so it wont get in your system and make you fail a drug test when you smoke tobacco or salvia out of it?
Depends what type of pipe it is.
Honestly I never mix like that dude. After 24 years of smoking I can tell you that each must have it's own pipe.
You will ruin the taste of you bowl for good that way, especially with the tobacco.
One of the awesome things about weed is that people get their buzz without all the chemicals in tobacco. By smoking tobacco out of the pipe, you leave...
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Hey Yo this is my new Profile what do you think? Only Honest Answers Yo?
Well, I started to look at your profile, but then I realized how much there is to it.
Reading that would take alot of effort, so I didn't.
Sorry, don't have much left and I don't wanna blow my buzz.
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What is the coldest place you've ever been? (serious)
Lødingen, Norway.
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Do you consider "golf" as a sport?
Nope. It is close, but since there is really no heavy physical exertion, it cannot be a sport.
Also, anything you can do while wearing slacks cannot be a sport.
Anything that expects you to be silent (when watching in person) for a player to make his move/take his turn cannot be a sport.
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What do you call a dog with no legs
Call him anything you want.
Hes still not coming
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State the obvious.
Air isn't made out of large blocks cheese
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When ordering a Subway sub, what do you normally get on it? I need new ideas for when i go there for lunch! :)
Either a Spicy Italian on white or a Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on honey
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Can more than 4 people rate this question positively please
Sorry dude, asking for points is a violation of the rules. You can expect this question to be deleted by the admins.
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Why don't all Christians hate people of the Jewish faith?
There is no reason to hate them.
Jesus was a Jew, after all.
So many people forget that.
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Did you know, margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC?? Its true! buy a tub of marg & leave it in your garage.Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things: no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it!
Can you give me your sources for this? I would love to see for myself.
Was this a particular brand/recipe of margarine?
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What do you have, That you definitely could use much more of? Besides Money.
Marijuana
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Is there anything worse than sitting on a warm public toilet?
Falling into a warm, public toilet.
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The Pittsburgh Steelers are the best football team rite?
nope
and it is spelled "right"
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Do ya like this picture ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐?
Nope. I think stuff like that is waste of time.
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Oxygen and glucose move from a blood capillary into a human body cell, which structures must it move through:? a. a cell nucleus b. a human body cell wall c. the smooth muscle wall of the capillary d. chromosomes
Do your own homework you lazy schmuck
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Is it true that teenage guys only want to be with a girl to get into their pants?
Having been one, and interacted with other teens from all over the world during my father's numerous transfers, I can tell you that most are.
Unless a guy is gay, or is not even remotely attracted to the girl, I would say there is a 90% chance he would take the chance if given it.
The trap alot of girls that age fall into is the one of "love". Love does exist, but despite...
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If in an emergency situation in Italy, blood transfusion from an Italian speaking person was put into an english speaking person, Would the English Person be able to speak Italian?
Here are what I consider possibilities:
1) you are on some REALLY good drugs
2) you are a very young child
3) you are completely crazy
4) you have no idea about learning other languages
5) you are dumber than a box of tampons
If you are serious with your question, then I think at least 2 of those possibilities are true. You decide.
You learn languages the hard way. You are...
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I asked this question in the proper category with no luck.maybe somebody here can help.I'm having problems uploading pic. to a/b any takers willing to help me out?It would be greatly appreciated. thanks!
This is an ongoing issue... for at least a year.
AB has been all screwed up for some time. Instead of fixing the existing problems first, they keep adjusting categories, and other, unimportant stuff.
Just keep trying to post it until it eventually works.
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How do you tell your parents you think your pregnant?
" Hi mom, dad... I'm a skank teen who couldn't keep my legs closed and now I am going to screw up my life completely, and possibly that of a child I cannot raise because I am just a kid myself"
That should work
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Is it okay to call someone a whore because they asked "How do you take a pregnancy test with out your parents finding out?" when i used protection any everything extecped the pill?
Yes. If you don't want to deal with the possibility of pregnancy, keep your legs shut. Don't expect sympathy or help from anyone when YOU chose to do the deed.
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How do you take a pregnancy test with out your parents finding out?
By not being a whore, and not having unprotected sex in the first place.
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My niece by marrage is in her 25th hour of labor. What's a good way to tell her to get along with it so I don't miss "The Unit" tonight?
Tell her you have an American Idol audition and you have to go.
:P
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Do you think the veggie monster on sesimee street was worth replacing the cookie monster?
I really hope he isn't gone.
Kids already know cookies exist. They don't need a tv character to tell them that. He should remain on Sesame Street as long as the show remains on the air.
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What would you do if one morning when you opened the door to get the paper there was nothing out there? No homes, no streets, no trees, no roads, no sky, no nothing? Just vast emptiness? What would your next move be?
I would definitely stand there looking dumb for a minute. Then I would run to the bedroom, wake kitt up, and smoke every last bit of herb we had.
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Men, what crazy thing have you done to get a woman's attention?
I jumped off the hood of a car going about 40-45 mph.
I was carsurfing, and decided to get off. I saw what I thought was grass at the side of the road, and jumped off to the right. It was not grass, though. It was gravel I landed in, and stopped in just a few feet.
The driver stopped, backed up to me. My knees and legs were all skinned and torn up, and a had a rock sticking out of my...
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Do you prefer fake tan or the natural look?
I cannot stand fake tans.
They do not look even close to real, and people who "fake bake" looks ridiculous!
I wish people would figure this out. People who have that fake, unnatural looking tan are just creepy looking.
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What do you think of 2009 Toyota Prius? It has 48 mpg city and 45 mph highway.
Great for the environment, but not so easy on the eyes.
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How often do you wear your seatbelt?
Yes. There are too many teenagers driving like idiots out there to do otherwise.
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Thankyou to all Veterans, soldiers,sailors.airmen and their loved ones today. Memorial Day 2009. Let's all give props to the ones who sacrificed ......
You are welcome!
Just remember, many good men and women have died or been wounded for you, and your way of life. Earn our sacrifice. Live each day the best that you can, and tell your children who makes their freedoms possible.
I have seen grown men on the ground screaming for their mothers. I have seen my friends disappear in a fireball.
I have seen men save the life of another by...
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Anyone reading ever used a rotary dial payphone, if so what did a local call cost?
10 cents
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What's Your Personal Motto These Days?
" go with it"
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Guys, do you ever leave her notes in the morning saying I love you?
I do it once in a while.
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If you were stranded on an island with your ex partner, what three physical items would you want with you to help you survive?
Lighter
Full pallet of twinkies
Bag of feminized marijuana seeds.
With those, I could have food to eat for a decent amount of time, and could have materials to create fuel, rope, and fire. Also, the buds from the marijuana would keep me entertained during downtime, and serve as emergency backup food.
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Are you heterosexual that's been to a gay club? How did you like it?
I have been to a few gay clubs with my gay friends. A straight guy makes a great wingman for a gay guy at a gay club.
Wasn't bad. The music was not exactly my type, but the drinks were good, and everyone was very polite.
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What is the worst thing you could say to a judge during your court case?
Hang on a second, your honor.
I need to snort this line, I am coming down and can't follow a word you are saying!
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If you had a "healing touch," would you use it to help people for free or would you charge to help them? Why?
Free, but I would accept donations!
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If you had the ashes of someone you loved and you knew it would cause hard feelings to your survivers if you had them buried next to you when you die. but one of the persons requests was that they be buried next to you. What would you do?
I would have the urn buried with me in my coffin. Survivors be damned.
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Did Jesus teach people how to pray? If yes, did he ask them to use a phrase like "through your son Jesus Christ" ? If no, who are you following when you use such a phrase?
That is what he taught. He told people that they come to the father through him. He said he was the only intercessor between people and God. That is why people pray in his name to the father.
That is also why Catholics are dead wrong for praying to Mary. Jesus himself said he was the only intercessor between man and God. So by praying to mary and asking her to take the prayers to God, they...
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Are you a snitch?if so, why? and if youre not,how do you feel about them?
No.
Snitches get stitches...
from the autopsy
Exceptions: 1 Anyone who abuses or molests a child. They deserve to get snitched on and go to prison. Inmates have much better punishments for child molesters than the law does.
2 anyone snitching to prevent a terrorist act that could possibly kill more than 1 person
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Do you believe in the idea of soul mates so passionately that if your loved one died, you would go to the graveyard, dig, and then smash open the side of their coffin - so that you could lie next to them for a while, in order to feel a bit more complete?
Nope. That is just creepy.
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I AM NOT A COMMUNIST. But do you believe that without mankinds inherent greed, communism would function at all?
Without greed, communism would work perfectly.There will never be people in power who aren't greedy in some way, unfortunately.
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I was stopped by a cop for talking on my cell phone while driving. he stopped me at one intersection, later asked me to pull my car up a whole block away. wrote under "place of occurence" on ticket, the intersection where i waited. do i have a case?
Nope.
In fact I hope you get more tickets for talking on a cell while driving.
People who do that are easy to spot. They usually have bad lane control, and often drive horribly because they are distracted.
I almost get hit daily by some moron who won't get off their phone.
Get off your phone and drive. I don't want to get into an accident because some idiot wanted to...
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Are we equal to God? If this is true then the teachings of Christ are true. “Very truly, I tell you, servants are not greater than their master, nor are messengers greater than the one who sent them. If you know these things, you are blessed.
It doesn't say we are equal, it just says we are not greater.
How could you interpret that as us being equal?
"Fans are not greater than WWE superstars"
By your logic, I just said fans are equal to WWE superstars.
See how that doesn't make sense?
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Why doesn't answer bag request and IQ test when signing up? Instead of the stupid level1 and trash bag, it would post our IQs!!!!! Then MAYBE you could believe in the answers, and it would most definitely separate the groupies from the rock stars!
Nah, the site would die out very fast. About 75% of the people on here are either kid s, or mentally deficient. That would mean the end of AB.
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My husband got stung by a wasp and i think its funny as most peeps have not been stung since they were a kid... please help with a witty comment for when he comes home
Have some Sting playing when he gets home.
If you can find an old wasps nest outside that is abandoned, take that down, and put it somewhere he will certainly see it, but don't mention it. If he asks, act like you have no clue what he is talking about.
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What flavour ice cream makes you think of summer holidays when you were young?
French Vanilla
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When is the use of torture justified? How does one come to that conclusion without violating the Geneva convention, which has strict mandates against such terror tactics? Or should we ignore those mandates like in Jack Bauers fantasy world 24?
If we play by the rules when the other side does not, we are at the disadvantage.
I would rather torture prisoners than risk not knowing an attack is coming.
A few tortured to save thousands, possibly millions?
That is considered to be acceptable by military, and intelligence standards.
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If People are so angry at Micheal Vic for torturing animals, why is it that People are not so enraged about the torture, torment, and murder of fellow humanbeings?
Because those animals were completely innocent. There is absolutely no chance that those dogs would have bombed innocent people.
If one must be tortured so that 1000 innocent people will live, that is acceptable to me.
I am not completely unbiased though. Having been in intelligence, I know how things in the world really work. The world is absolutely not a safe place. Most people have no...
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40 year old guy is interested in me. I'm 19. He's a nice, respectful person and it's nice talking to him because he's very open minded; but that's it! Apparently his mind traveled far more because he told me he loves me now. I'm all panicked!
I would avoid him.
There is a stereotype out there, which often holds true when you see a situation like this.
Dirty old man
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What travels at an exceptionally slow speed?
Government
Old people
Any item in the mail/UPS/FedEx/DHL that contains something new that you want really bad, or money
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Have you ever used a urinal and had to stand next to a Pecker Checker?
Yes I have, a few times. I do not tolerate that.
The person gets no warning to stop.
If the bathroom is crowded with guys, I say out very loud " Stop looking at my junk you freaking pervert!"
That generally results in them getting their ass beat by at least a couple of people.
If it is just me and the other guy in there, I attack them myself.
Checking out another...
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Have you met the love of your life?
Yes, I have. She has had my last name for 3 and a half years.
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Do YOU believe that the Answerbag Management should do away with the "ANONYMOUS" Posting and Answering; requiring the actual Nickname be shown for ALL post and answers on A/B?
Yes I do.
Unfortunately, what alot of people don't get, is that people can just make a new account and be jerks from there.
The only way to truly stop people from hiding behind anon's or sockpuppets, would be to IP filter logins.
Unfortunately , that is a bad idea, as there are many couples here on AB who use the same connection. So limiting each IP to one account would cause...
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Watercolour, acrylic, oil or another medium for paintings? You enjoy paintings painted by which medium the most?
I prefer oil, both for painting and viewing.
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What do you think of when I say Demon Spawn?
Hillary Duff
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If I approached you on the street, smiled at you, spoke no words, then gave you a flower and walked away ... What would be your impression/reaction?
I would say thanks, throw up two fingers for "peace" and go about my day.
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When is there less room allowed for committing an error?
surgery
bomb disposal
toxic waste transport
childcare
taxes
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My bf and I are very sexual, and do role play etc. He knows I was sexually abused by my "dad" and he tried to do this same role play. I got totally upset and it turned him on more, he say's I need to do this to confront this & to heal. Is this healthy?
No, he is just using that as an excuse to try to get you to do what he wants.
If you aren't comfortable with something, don't let anyone make you do it.
As far as healing, that is handled by a therapist, psychologist or psychiatrist. It is most certainly NOT handled by a horny boyfriend.
Dump his ass. Anyone who would try to do harm to you like that is scum and needs to go...
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If I sit here and stare at you would it bother you?
Nope, I already know I am sexy.
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Alright... who among you is calling in to vote on American idol?
I haven't watched a single episode of Idol, and I plan to keep it that way.
When I can vote to take the show off the air, then I will call
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What do married men have that unmarried men don't? What do married women have that unmarried women don't? (Please try to avoid answers like "a spouse").
Safety
A partner to go through all of life's BS with
in laws ( uggggh!)
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What is the answer to this question: The hypotenuse of an isosceles right triangle is the square root of 30. Find its area.
Do your own homework
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Is America ready for our first bisexual American Idol?
The show is supposed to be about talent. Everything else should be ignored, or not mentioned at all.
Since it sounds like someone on AI is openly bi, I think they get an unfair advantage. They will receive support past what they would based on talent, just because people with similar life choices will support them based on that.
If someone deserves to win based on their ability, then they...
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A question was "Jesus Christ is homosexual." I was highly offended &flagged the answer . AB mailed me back & said,"The flag was not accepted because: This is an acceptable question which has resulted in informative discussion." Should I quit AB now?
I want to know who asked the question. Looks like it has either been removed or is buried so deep I can't find it.
Welcome to the AB staff being schmucks. Seems traah questions like that asked about Christians or Christian subjects always last longer than the offensive ones asked about atheists.
Damn AB CL/Admin favoritism!
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How do u no ur in love?
"no" does not mean the same as "know"
"ur" doesn't make you look any smarter.
This is not a damn message site, and people like you with their half ass spelling make this site no better than yahoo answers.
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Just a spoonful of _______ makes the __________ go down?
mushrooms
wife
:P
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IS GOLF BORING YES OR NO
Hell yes.
unless you play " extreme golf"
Extreme Golf is where only two out of a foursome play each hole. The other two players, (one from each paired duo), go and run around the fairway and try not to get hit with a ball. If you manage to hit one of the guys, you win the whole game. If you hit your own partner, he gets to beat your ass as well. Partners take turns being the...
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Poll:if there was a vote on banning the making of cigarettes Yes or No?
Hell no, the government already steps in and tells us to many things we can't do, and enough is enough.
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Were you ever in a School Play.Production...care to share what is was all about...? :)
I was male lead in my 8th grade play. I played a kid who went to hell, but accidentally lost his allowance in the process. He then got suckered into buying the rest of the cast pizza because they helped him find it.
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System_________?
administrator
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What is your favorite Will Smith movie...?
Hitch
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Have you ever stood in a line for something for longer than an hour?
Yeah, at Disneyland and Disneyworld.
Also at many airports
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Have you ever had to identify a body?
Several times.
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What is best for the baby if you are 13? Abortion it or keep it?
Well abortion certainly isn't the best for the baby, lol.
At that young of an age, the mother will have no clue how to handle raising a child, as she still is one. Also, this would mean she would not have time to devote to her education, most likely.
Adopting the baby out is the best solution. There are millions of couples out there who are trying to have babies of their own, but...
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GM is offering you a free Oldsmobile with a couple catches. There's no warranty, and you have to keep it and keep driving it for a minimum of 5 years. Are you in?
Hell yeah!
I would be all over an offer like that!
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What to do when raining thats fun,interesting ,
Get a bathing suit, a diving mask, and a snorkel and go stand in traffic.:P
You will really blow some people's minds.
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Do you believe Miss California (Carrie Prejean) when she says that the exposure in her racey photos were due to a "gust of wind"? SEE PHOTOS
Actually those photos there, in the context of the other ones in that set, it does look like a slight breeze could have done that. What she is wearing looks lightweight, and is not connected in the front. It could be very easy for a very slight gust to come through and do that. In several of the photos, you can see signs that a breeze is possible, since her hair is showing signs of motion....
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Do you ever watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and wonder how on earth some of the recipitants are ever going to be able to afford the utility bills/maintenance.. ?They're often hardly practical places for struggling families.
Have you noticed that often when a home is mortgaged that the show will buy that mortgage for them? I think not having to pay on that mortgage every month would allow for the bills to be paid. Also remember they tend to do everything energy efficient. Well insulated, low use appliances, etc.
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OMG!! Would you really do that!? (humor welcomed:)
Yeah, but you gotta promise not to tell the cops, and you really have to be careful!
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How many members have your name on answerbag-??(37 asif here http://www.answerbag.com/members?search=asif)
Just me!
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Can you name two things that just belong together?
Peanut butter and jelly
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Would you allow someone to videotape you for one week for $20,000? A higher price? If not at all, why?
As long as they gave me 10k in advance, and the rest after. Then they could tape me all they want. They would just see me smoking 5k worth of weed and buying alot of cool stuff!
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Somalia is threatened by takeover by Al Qaeda,
What changes will happen with the pirates?
They die alot faster, because no one is going to stand for that.
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What is the person nearet to you doing right now?
She's hitting the weed.
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What's the closest you've ever come to death?
When I was legally dead for about 10 minutes after being evac'd out after a hostile encounter. Once we landed I was revived quickly. Don't remember anything about it though. That whole period of time is a blur, really. The next few weeks were spent medicated out of my mind and laying in a boring military hospital.
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Has anyone ever wondered why car manufacturers don't want to make new cars using older designs (like from the 60s and 70s)? So many people want older cars and do amazing things to get their hands on one... What's stopping them?
Nothing, and they are starting to figure that out. The Mustangs, Challengers, and Camaros are more like the older models than in recent years, and people are loving them.
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I am out of_________?
blunt wraps
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The catholic church is angry with notre dame for allowing obama to speak and honouring him,because he is for abortion,and gay marriage.Where do you stand on this?Christians only please.
I am undecided on Obama for the most part still. I think he is doing some good things, but I don't agree with his entire plan, or his views on many issues.
I will admit I have seen him be quite funny. He starts his speech out here more like you would expect at a roast. In that way he is much better than Bush, since he is not only well spoken, but can deliver a punchline well.
As far...
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What travels faster than the speed of light?
It is indeed possible to break the light speed barrier, or rather to increase it. Read this
http://www.electrogravityphysics.com/html/speed_of_light.html
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When was the last time you eat out? Where did you go?
The last time I ate out was just yesterday.
I went to Buffalo Wild Wings for a beer and some wings with my buddy Rewind.
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THE MEAN OF A SET OF DATA IS 3.76 AND ITS STANDARD DEVIATION IS 4.97. FIND THE Z SCORE FOR A VALUE OF 13.84. ROUND TO THE NEAREST HUNDREDTH
A 2.03
B2.23
C 2.33
D 1.83
Your answer is:
E- do your own damned homework you lazy schmuck
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Has the President kept all of the promises that he intended to keep?
Well, since no one besides him knows what his true intentions actually are/were, no one can answer that exactly.
I will say that so far he seems to be doing ok on some issues, but he still hasn't had time to really do much.
The only big complaint I have about him atm, is that he is not going after the companies that are moving their jobs from the US to overseas like he said he...
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What do you say to someone who tells you that if it wasn't for their spouse and children, they would've killed themselves a long time ago?
Welcome to life. Lots of people feel that same way.
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How come British people can't pronounce aluminum?
They can. It is just said differently in that part of the world. We sound just as strange to them when we say it the other way.
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Grey finally turned to Gold. Ice man made Maestro. Now who wants to party ?? :)
I am always up for a party! Gratz ice!
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Both me and my cousin are sexually attracted to each other, but are scared to what are family might say. Should we have sex?
No way!
That would make you a complete and total pervert and waste of skin. Unless you are a toothless inbred hick from the back woods, there is no excuse for that. In fact, I will go so far as to say that those who have sex with their own family intentionally should be dragged behind a car until dead.
If I knew who your parents were, I would have already emailed them to let them know...
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Im 20 and a virgin. Ive kissed 4 girls in my life (2 of from the internet). I meet most girls online. When i go to clubs girls dont check me out. Im reasonably good looking, very skinny but go to the gym so im toned. Im shy. Why am i still a virgin?
OK, number one, stop looking on the net for girls. Go find them in real life. Continuing to find girls online and not try in real life can only build up a dependency on the net, which is very unhealthy.
Second, sounds like you lack confidence. The easiest way to build it is to fake being confident around others. You will see hot they react more positively to you, and eventually the...
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If I told you 'Hi,' what would you tell me?
WAZZAP???!?!?!
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What do YOU just say, "No," to?
I say "no" to just saying "no"!
:P
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Special Offer! The first ABer that replies to this question gets POSI trolled! Who will it be?
I dunno, but looks like a shameless way to make points by asking a useless question.
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Have you ever eaten Buffalo Mozzarella?
Nope, but I have eaten buffalo!
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I made a sexist comment to my female friend and she has rejected me. What can I do to earn her respect and trust back? johnny b
Learn not to say stupid things to women.
It will never work out well for you.
Move on, you likely screwed that up for good. Don't do it again.
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Are you 100% heterosexual?
Yes, I definitely am.
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Any one have any news on the Swine Flu? What's the 411?
Just another thing blown out of proportion by the media to distract us from just how screwed up the world really is.
They do this every time something new comes out. Even if something will kill a few hundred people, what is that compared to the thousands a day that get killed by auto accidents?
What about the thousands that die from other illnesses? Where is the hype for them?
When it...
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My best friend cheated on her boyfriend with the guy i like
Sounds like typical high school to me.
Get used to it.
You may think relationships at that point are serious, but simple fact is they are not.
Other than that, what's the question?
Can't just come and put up statements without asking anything, ya know.
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Do you care if a politician smoked marijuana when he or she was young?
Nope, good for them.
If I had my way everyone over 21 could smoke anytime they wanted as long as they weren't at work or school.
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Im just about to make some toast - what shall i put on it...?
An overeasy fried egg
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Can a dog be knocked out with a punch?
Yes. I received training when in the army on disabling/killing guard dogs.
If you know where to hit them , you can easily disable dogs with one blow.
You can also kill them with a single blow.
All that is required is quick action upon being attacked by a dog.
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Why was the Clarissa explains it all seasons 2-5 not released on dvd
Since they released the first one, my guess would be that they are waiting on sales results to make sure it will be worth it to release more.
That way they don't spend money on packaging, distribution, etc until it is proven enough fans out there will buy the first. Those fans are the most likely to also buy the other seasons.
If their sales reach a certain point, they should release...
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How tall is your SO?
She is 5'4"
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What word do you wish people used more often?
smeghead
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Please help me solve the equation -6r - 5 = 7 -12r
No, read your material, or ask for teacher's help.
Asking people to do it for you doesn't teach you anything other than to depend on others to do your work for you.
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Seriously!?
Yeah. This is what happens if you shoot the explosive barrel BEFORE you snipe the guy top right!
Good job, noob. Someone should really take your rocket launcher!
:P
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Can men have pregnant pauses?(homour welcome)
Sure, why not
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Your s/o just brought home a puppy....what do you do/say?
Bloody hell, not again!
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If you had to hold onto one memory and lose all others what memory would you hold? (In an amnesia like event)
Marrying Kitt
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Headline reads, "Festering Bush-Cheney ‘Infallibility Complex’ Infects GOP " What do you think of this Robert S. Becker, Ph.D. op-ed about what's wrong with the GOP? See LINK:
Well, while they do make some good points, that is far from an objective news organization. That is a liberal website, and has always been against repubs. Also have to consider that is an editorial.
If you are going to choose to quote a headline, might want to make sure it is from a source that doesn't have a track history of the exact thing you are addressing. That site bashing the GOP...
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The US Postal Service lost $2.8 billion last year and is already $2.3 billion in the hole just halfway through this year. Is it time to privatize the U.S. Postal Service?
No, it is time for the government to start getting some good income that doesn't come from taxes to pay for all their shortcomings.
Legalize marijuana, sell it from government regulated locations. All profit to the government. Bye bye deficit, hello multi-trillion dollar government cash surplus!
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For a given chemical reaction, ΔG will always be negative if ΔH is
1) negative and TΔS is negative
2) negative and TΔS is positive
3) positive and TΔS is negative
4) positive and TΔS is positive
You + doing your own homework = good
You + being a lazy schmuck expecting other people to do your work for you = You suck
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Calculate the slope of the line passing through the points (-1,0) and (6,9).
No.
Do your own damn homework. If you don't learn the stuff they try and teach you, you will just be a useless waste of skin when you grow up. You will be a drain on society and live a wasted life. Study and learn for yourself to avoid this.
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If God is everywhere, and sees and hears everything, that means God will be in Hell, and see and hear the screams and writhing of the damned at the same time breaking bread with the saved. Don't you think He probably enjoys and desires both?
According to the beliefs of most denomination of christians, God's presence is not in hell.
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Have you moved very far from the city/town you were born in?
Yes. I live about almost exactly 4000 miles from where I was born. I was curious, so I actually mapped it out from the hospital I was born in, to the building I live in now.
Living on a different continent, as well.
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Is it better to be a hot house flower or a weed?
Is is better to be beautiful and fragile or common and hearty?
You know I just gotta say weed, right?
:P
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...what do you have an "inkling" for?
Another bowl before Kitt heads off to work.
I think that is a good idea!I shall smoke just that!
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How many of you are former Yahoo! Answers users?
Not I
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I have a habit of only finding girls with really beautiful eyes attractive. is that a good thing?
Yeah, that is fine.It has worked for me all my life.
Hooah
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What are your opinions on this article?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090508/ap_on_re_us/us_school_dance_flap, where in the guy isn't allowed to go to prom with his girlfriend?
That is just silly. It is completely unfair of the school to think they have any right to tell students what to do outside of school hours(other than homework).
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What do you do if you need a little boost during the day?
I sit back, relax with the wife and smoke a bowl.
Always wakes me up and gets me ready to be productive. Too bad there is never anything to do, lol.
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Have you ever been a product tester?
Yes. I have beta tested lots of software.
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Have you held a gun?
Yes, many times. Man types as well.
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Can someone be religously athiest?
Yes. You can see many such people here on AB. Claiming to worship nothing, but spouting off praise of atheism and how smart they are for believing in it at every chance.
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Why do you look so different today?
I just woke up, and I am sober. No working lighter to hit the bowl :(
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What flavor of Gravy would NOT be good? In your opinion.
Hamster gravy
Goat Cheese gravy
Peppercorn and cottage cheese gravy
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The Statue of Liberty crown will reopen on July 4, 2009. Would this be an incentive for you to visit it?
nope. Been there, done that.
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How much weed is in a quarter baggie wise
about one good blunt, if you roll it fat.
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Whats your Chronic Cost where Your At?
the chron about 20 bucks a gram street, 12-15 respected hook up.
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What do people do in the bathroom?
Pee, poo, shower, shave.
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Who has seen a UFO? Did you report it?
Yes.
No. With the circumstances that I saw it under, that would not have been appropriate.
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Someone tries to rob you with a knife and you are carrying a hand gun (legally). Do you shoot him?
Yeah, but wouldn't absolutely need the gun to put them down.
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Name something in the field of science that begins with the letter Z?
zoology
zygote
zinc
zircon
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Do you want to join the AnswerBand? It doesn't matter what you can do, just come and play/sing/dance/stand around and look pretty/ or just slap the crowd when they get crazy.
I will be on crowd control for the AnswerBand.
I will keep the crowd( and band) docile by blowing marijuana smoke all over as much as I can.
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Have you ever been an anonymous user here on Answerbag?
No way!
I have never been anon, and generally avoid those who don't have the guts to post as themselves.
There are exceptions, of course. Some questions may be too embarrassing for some users to ask directly. This doesn't mean they don't require an answer. I cut people slack for keeping their identity hidden when asking questions like that.
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What could be the best piece of relationship advice for men?
I think Ron White said it best," If you only sleep with your wife, you can't get caught!"
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It seems that we have an anonymous AB member that thinks that I am an immature pathetic piece of fecal matter that should get out of AB and go to MySpace. Do you agree? Please be honest.
Answered in the comment thread in the link.
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Are you a hippie?
My results:
You are a Hippie
You are a total hippie. While you may not wear birks or smell of incense, you have the soul of a hippie.
You don't trust authority, and you do as you please. You're willing to take a stand, even when what you believe isn't popular.
You like to experiment with ideas, lifestyles, and different subcultures.
You always gravitate toward...
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Short quiz. How sinful are you (link included)?
Greed: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Lust: 40%
Pride: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 40%
Envy: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 37%
You will die love and feared by many. And you'll be buried in a tomb.
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Name one thing that almost always cheers you up when you need it?
Marijuana!
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Is it legal or against copyright laws to make a copy of a DVD movie that you have purchased (not rented), the copy is for personal use only? and if this is illegal how can DVR's be sold in the US to copy tv shows?
It is legal to make backups of media that you have purchased. You just can't share it with people. for safety's sake, if you ever loan out that movie, loan out the marked original.
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What do you lose most often?
Lighters!
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Is there one television show that you watch, even if you saw that episode a million times?
Firefly
that's about it
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Do you remember Telegrams?
I remember them.
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Ive never...done the dirty deed...and i am 17. My boyfriend tells me i need to grow up and start doing it. Do you agree?
No way. You do it when you feel you are ready.
Sounds like your boyfriend is just an asshole who is trying to pressure you into what HE wants, instead of respecting what you want.
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When someone says you can't make 'real' friends on the internet, what is your response?
I agree. Unless you actually meet someone, or at least start talking to them over the phone, you have no idea if they really are who they say they are. You can't go out with those friends, you can't have them over regularly, etc.
While you can make friends on here, I don't consider them real. In fact , those type of friends can be a bad thing, as they just give net addicts...
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You walk in & catch your spouse in bed with another person. How do you react? (My ex caught me in bed with another woman, and she was so angry, she broke my lover's white cane and shot her guide dog.)
Well, depends.
If I catch her in bed with another woman, I am just gonna strip and jump in the mix.
If I catch her in bed with another man, lethal force will be applied to both. If I know the man, so he knew she was taken, I would take my time with him and give him something to think about on the way out of this life.
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Have you noticed how the people who question others' patriotism are the people who are now the ones muttering about secession? Hmmm...
Yes, I have.
As a veteran, I fought and bled for the freedoms we enjoy.
My view is anyone who doesn't want to be part of the nation should leave, or shut up. Those who stay and mutter about secession I consider enemy sympathizers.
While the actions may not always be right, and government makes some really dumb decisions, the founding principles make this something worth holding...
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What is the most unusual foreign language that you or someone you know speaks?
Languages in order of learning them:
Norwegian
English
Latin
pigeon English ( the combination of tribal language and English, learned in Nigeria)
Yoruba
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I told my ex that i didn't think he was very happy in his current relationship,he didn't argue with me
in fact he didn;t say anything at all,,in fact he just said he had to go,,is that a silent admission?
Well, depends on your current relationship with him. If it is one of good friends, that could mean he thinks you are right.
If you are not good friends with him, then that was his way of saying you are getting into things that don't concern you, and left before you could even more.
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I heard nothing from the family for years after my husband died, now they are coming out of the woodwork, how can I stop them?
Well, I did something stupid and pissed off one complete side of my wife's family, and they leave us alone now. Perhaps something like that could work for you. It requires you to be a jerk to them in some way, but once they go away, they tend to stay away for good!
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I LIKE IT, I LIKE IT!!!! What do you call it?
bootie :P
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Do you have any favorite AB moments and could you please share this with us?
When I came back from a break from AB, and saw that Jodie44 just got permabanned. That is definitely a high point for me.
She played points in ways to screw other people's feedback percentages without showing them getting negative points. She treated anyone who didn't agree with her like garbage. She had sock puppets and used them to try and " control" AB. Put those...
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Okay I give in! Would the person putting the coins in the answerbag servers bandwidth box please work quicker!
I've seen paint dry quicker.
Agree.
Fixed your neg points on this.
While some users do not have issues, many , like me, do have them with AB.
Despite the other answer telling you to get a better PC, I can assure you that even with a great PC, you can still have AB issues. I run vista 64 with 8 gigs of ram, new video card and everything up to date and set up properly, and still AB is slow as hell to update. Same...
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My parents are getting a divorce...and i am planning to get married this november. This makes me scared bc they were so happy. Should i be worried about my soon to be marriage?
Remember that your parent's mistakes are their own, not yours. You are in no way doomed to repeat your parent's mistakes unless you allow that to happen.
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How can congratulating an Answerbagger for providing a great answer in the "Congratulating Answerbaggers" category be considered nonsense?
Because that was a statement, not a question.
Plus, no one cares about giving gratz for a good answer. The only time I see questions in that category stay, is when they are about levels.
You just made a statement about someone giving a good answer. Since it is not a question, I would have flagged it as well.
Also, stop to consider that you have been a real jerk to alot of people on...
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Steven can fill 20 drinks in 5 min
Yay for him! Not a question, flagging.
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Are you afraid of this new 'swine flu' or do you believe the media are trying to cause mass hysteria the same way they did with foot and mouth, BSE, bird flu, SARS etc, etc?
I think it is being blown way out of proportion.
The percentage of people who actually die from this is very low. As long as treatment is received within the first 48 hours, there is no issue.
I think many of the deaths being reported, especially in Mexico are because people did not get medical attention. This could be because Mexico REMAINS part of the third world, and people may not...
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Police misconduct in New York has cost the city millions of dollars (see article). What could New York do to prevent further lawsuits?
Same thing every police department in the US needs to do:
Drill it into the officer's heads that the police work for the people and are not above them. Too many cops think that just because they have a badge that gives them the right to treat others badly, or act superior to others when responding to a call.
Even when I have have been the victim, who called the cops, they have...
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I don't care what the girl i love has done and i don't care if she has slept with other men all i care about is her. is that a good thing?
Romaine Lettuce.
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Whats the last 'thing' you ran out of...?
herb
a few minutes later was good again on that.
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Do you dream in color or Black and White?
Color, but more colorful than the waking world.
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How much power does it take to raise a 110 pound weight set up 50 feet in height in 10 seconds. Please answer in HP? Show the steps please.
Step 1 - Do your own homework
Step 2 - have you done your own homework yet?
Step 3 - you fail school because you ask others to do your work for you
Step 4 - Get a wonderful high paying job working the drive thru window at Wendy's.
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Can you think of a job which would not require any kind of modern gadgets/machines?
Brewery Beer Tester
pearl diver
hooker
goatherder
goldfish polisher
earwax inspector
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♣ Who can guess my real name?♣
Deltoid P Hamsterlicker
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Why doesn't AB delete questions that are 2 years old or older? it would clear there system and would help it run better
That would just start a wave of people asking those same questions as fast as possible to get as many points as they can from asking the most popular ones. Would cause more trouble than it is worth to do that.
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What is your longest serious relationship and is it current?
3 years, 2 months, 13 days.
As for current... you know what, I have no idea. Kinda in flux right now because of my stupidity.
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My laptop wont read or register cd's or dvd's can anyone help? They dont come up in MY COMPUTER or anything
Try uninstalling and reinstalling the drivers for the drives that aren't working. You may need to upgrade the drivers instead.
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Have you heard of the Pleiadians?
yes
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Have you ever refinished a piece of furniture?
A couple tables, maybe a chair or two. I am more of a plumbing, electrical, drywall, pc or engine guy. Don't do much with woodwork.
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What would you think if a person had 6 computers in a two bedroom apartment?
I would think they must be a hacker, gamer, programmer, super nerd, internet porn addict, builds their own PCs, never throws out old PCs, or just has no life.
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Does anyone feel this commercial kind of exploits the behavior of the mentally retarded via the old man?
No, it's just some guy made up like an old man, speaking with a silly accent.
Too many people are too fast to call foul on something for being offensive, when no offense is intended, or even there.
People being offended by nothing is why the PC movement happened, and people stopped being able to say anything without risk of making some crybabys annoyed.
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How many computers do you have?
yep. Two laptops
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How do i change my name back to anonymous when i answer a question?
Dunno. I am not one of the people who has to hide who they are when giving their opinion.
I stand by what I say, and find people who post as anon annoying as hell.
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What do you say to family and/or friends who are pressuring for information about your new relationship that you are unwilling to share?
Tell them its too early to know too much, so you will tell them later if anything comes of it.
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So, I turn you on, but you don't want to date me. Could someone point out the logic to this situation?
For men, 13ish to dead, many, many women can turn on a guy. The penis has a mind of it's own, and can get excited without the man actually getting excited.
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What do guys really think of girls who make the first move? As in asking them out for a date? Does this seem desperate?
Personally, I like it.
Kitt made the first move on me. :)
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My girlfriend and I have been in love for the past two year. Now we ............... everyday.
bored
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What is the dumbest thing you have said out loud that at least 3 people heard?
" I've never been there in a long time"
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What would be the best way to put a stop to sexual predators ( pedifiles) preying on our children?
There need to be stronger penalties for this type of crime. Also, I believe that treatment while these people are incarcerated should be up to the same standards, if not higher, than treatment they would get if they voluntarily went to someone for help before committing a crime.
These people have already proven their problems are to such extent that they need to be incarcerated....
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What does it mean when a guy calls you "miss"?
Sounds like he is just trying to say something to you, and doesn't know your name.
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Do you get annoyed by or feel sorry for the people so insecure they feel the need to get attention via answerbag?
I feel sorry for them.
For about 2 seconds.
Then I realize that it would be much more fun to screw with them, and point out how sad it is that they are seeking attention on a website.
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Explain the functions of the organizations and the changes that will shape this organization in the future.
Do your own homework you crouton!
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Is it good to be good, eventhough your only motivation to be good is "to be good"
Yes, I think so.
As long as you aren't being good to receive some sort of reward, it counts as a good thing in my book.
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Did you take my earphones?
Yes. I needed a pair to put on the giant mutant zombie banana so he could listen to Bach while helping me take over the world!
Damn, now you know my plan...
Sorry, but I am going to have to send the banana after you before you blab and mess up my whole plan!
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When reading the fourtune cookie - we add "in bed" to the end, is anything you add when reading the fourtune cookie?
Either " in bed" or " in between the sheets". I think this is pretty common, and the majority of younger people do something like this.
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Are you a fan of older women dressing young?
As long as they don't take it too far. I can see an older woman dressing like she would in her late 20s or 30s.
The 40+ women who dress like teenage girls, with stuff like " princess" on their too small shirts should be slapped. You know the types.They look silly and make me want to gag.
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Does thug mean never having to say you're sorry?
no, thug means lowlife scum.
Even as a raging pothead, and legalization advocate, I am not dumb enough to think thugs of any kind are anything other than losers who couldn't cut it in the responsible world, and decided to go the easy route.
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(See Link) A woman deliberately breeds these cats, she doesn't publicize anymore because of mentioned public outcry, my question is shouldn't this be considered animal cruelty, and why don't they arrest her? Oh and she gets them by inbreeding normal cats.
need to add the link man
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I've been datin' my bf for 2 yrs & he has cheated on me twice. 1st time he told me was on purpose & the 2nd was an accident. The thing is the girl is pregnant & she don't know if its my bf's or her ex's. My bf tells me he loves me so much. what do I do?
There is no "accident". What did he do? Trip fall and insert his penis? I think not. He knew what he was doing.
Sounds like your boyfriend and the pregnant girl are both just whores. Leave them alone and find a good man.
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Why would a man see his ex wife EVEN WHILE ALREADY HAVING AN EXISTING RELATIONSHIP?
He may still love her.
Situations are all different, and you cannot expect people on an internet site to be able to give you advice based on extremely limited information, of a question that is half in caps, thus shouting.
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Do you live within you means or outside them?
I live within.
That being said, my means aren't really limited. Things have a way of working out for me, and I always have what I need.
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Don't you just hate it when you order a salad and they drown it in dressing?
I actually order extra dressing. I usually tell the server they can't possibly put too much blue cheese dressing on my salads.
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Did you marry your high school sweetheart or college sweetheart?
No, I married someone I met by random chance, and fell in love with well into my 20s.
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What is the difference between the tobacco company and drug dealers?
Drug dealers generally don't lie and try to hide that their products are addictive and deadly.
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What are some of the differences between bipolar and someone who is depressed, if there are any?
Depression is being sad, miserable, unhappy, antisocial, and hopeless. Not the best description, but you get what I mean.
Bipolar disorder often includes the above symptoms, but has something else. Instead of being always down, you can also be up. You may feel on top of the world one day, and the next be depressed horribly.
Bipolar disorder basically means instead of living in the...
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Pirates just attacked another 2 vessels, today, and tried to board one US-flagged merchant ship. The Pentagon is considering taking the fight onto land. What do you think will fix this?
Even in this day and age, if the shipping lanes cannot be kept safe, global commerce will be severely hurt, hurting the global economy, which is already bad enough.
I don't know if it will fix the problem, but action of some sort is definitely required.
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How do you know when you're in love?
If you feel like you could fly just because you are near someone, you may be in love with them.
If the slightest touch makes you feel like time is going to stop, and you have found a perfect moment, you may be in love.
If you would gladly give anything you have, and anything you are just to make the other person happy, you may be in love.
If you are willing to give up the other person,...
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Why aren't the republicans congratulating the Obama admin for stepping up and doing a great job?
Because if you pay taxes, you aren't being helped at all.Rather you are being hurt.
I was working in the mortgage industry at the beginning of this year. Because of Obama, everyone I worked with lost their job. So the mortgage industry had its problems before he got into office. Now they are worse. Obama has a temporary solution that will accomplish nothing in the long run, so I lost...
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Does anybody like the scent of stargazer lilies?
Yes.
They are my wife's favorite, and I think they smell great!
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May I watch over your Kitten for the weekend?
nah, I got it covered.
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I believe in _ _ _ _ _ _.
hope
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Are ravens tasty? y/n
With the proper seasoning I imagine they could be.
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Why were you speeding?
I thought my radar detector was better...
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What not to say to the mugger when you are muggee?
Are you overcompensating for a small penis?
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Who would like to join me in saying "Happy Birthday" to myself today, April 13th? I'm finally 18!!
Gratz Sodapop!
Welcome to adulthood!
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In what part of your house are you sitting at this time?
Bedroom, on my bed killing time while winding down after a horrible morning, a good evening, and a messed up night.
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Is there any famous musician/singer who you were really sad from them passing away?
Cobain, and Shannon Hoon.
Wish Hoon had lasted longer. We got to see alot of great work from Cobain, but Blind Melon truly died without Hoon.
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Why do so few people in the USA know that land is being taken away from whites to redistribute to blacks?
Look, this question was obviously stated in such a way as to make users think you were talking about the US. You are just using the same kind of hype that the media uses to make you watch the broadcast for a certain story later into the news, ( " Your kids could be in mortal danger! Stay tuned to find out why!")
I will not give you a single point for that trickery.
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My GF was hanging out alone with a guy that she dated in high school (we're mid 20's now). She told me that he put in a porno tape and they watched porn together. She swears that nothing happened and they are just friends. Am I wrong for being bothered?
Nope, that is really messed up. You have every right to feel bothered. Not saying anything happened, but that situation is beyond acceptable in my book.
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Technology, i have come to learn, hates me. anyone with the same problem?
Not I. Technology and i get along great. If it is electronic, I can figure it out and repair it, reprogram it, or make it work.
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What are two external conflicts the jane eyre faces
1-doing her own homework
2-asking stranger on the net to answer her homework for her because she is too lazy to do the reading and work for it herself.
oh wait, that is not her, that is you!
Do your own homework
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How British are you? take the test
You Are 70% British
Congrats, mate. You're are probably British.
(If not, definitely Australian. Or Kiwi. Or Canadian.)
You enjoy most aspects of mainstream British culture, without being stereotypical about it.
You also have a typical British temperament.
lol I am American. I did live in Surrey for a while when I was younger, and visit the UK as often as I am able.
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Whats your favorite line from a song?
Save Yourself
by Stabbing Westward
My favorite line will be marked with ***
"I know your life is empty
And you hate to face this world alone
So you're searching for an angel
Someone who can make you whole
I can not save you
I can't even save myself
So just save yourself
I know that you've been damaged
Your soul has suffered such abuse
But I am not your savior...
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I'm a 37 year old guy. I broke down in tears at work. My mother told me she has The "good kind of cancer." I got sent home. I feel guilty for crying. Is that normal?
Yeah, you are a normal member of the human race.
Stuff like that takes a toll on you. It is perfectly natural to break down after news like that.
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What does your AB name mean?
Audiotron was the name of my main character on City of Villains.
The " unpopular weirdo" part was something a ticked off new user called me because they didn't like my answer to their question. I kept it, because it made me laugh. I made it my own.
Sorry Eco Tech Geek, this question is a duplicate.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/517060
Still, here are some points...
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How much do you remember from 2008? (Take the quiz)
"You Remember 80% of 2008
You were paying attention during 2008.
And you remember what happened really well.
You'll be able to talk about 2008 for years to come...
Even when most people have forgotten what went down. "
Considering I was stoned for the majority of 2008, that is not bad at all!
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Do you have a personalized license plate or have you ever wated to get one?
I used to.
I will not tell you what it said, as that is personally identifiable information.
I will say it was 6 letters, two identical words. They were not only found in the movie Caveman, starring Ringo Starr and Dennis Quaid, but they were also found in the warcraft world.
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What about men's rights? Are the rights of men as individuals being overshadowed by women's rights? How so?
Yes they are. As with all movements to gain full equality for a group, the needs of the other groups are ignored.
A woman can breastfeed in public now.I have no problem with that. It is perfectly natural.
A man cannot scratch himself in public, though. An itch is perfectly natural. As any guy knows, when the "boys" itch, they itch very badly, often to the point of pain....
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I'm an EEOC officer who's hired hundreds of African-Americans. Those without accents are hired far more frequently than those with southern Ebionics-like or gangsta-rap accents. Accents hold them back. Why's this lanquage problem not often discussed?
Because it isn't politically correct, so most people ignore it and let the problem grow.
Simple fact is, if I am speaking with someone about any kind of business, finance, or service, I don't want it to sound like I am speaking with a "thug". It is not professional, and makes the employer look bad.
The ability to make yourself clearly understood is highly valued in the...
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If you had to choose between an all-meat & dairy diet, or a no-meat & no-dairy diet for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?
All meat and dairy would be fine with me.
That is my preferred diet anyway.
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Dont you recon AB would be great for gathering statistical information?
Yes, but not how you expect.
I know for a fact that AB has been used by certain members of the staff in ways that most users have no idea about. I have been sworn to secrecy, so that is all I will say.
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Mispelled words irritate a lot of us but if you had to pick 1 word that just absolutely irks you when it's spelled wrong, what is that word? For me it's pregnant. If you can't spell pregnant, you do NOT need to be having sex!! what's yours?
I don't know if you would call it a spelling error, or laziness based upon the popularity of other forms of communication.
I can't stand it when people use "U" or"Ur" instead of "You" or "Your".
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What was the last thing you killed to eat?
A rather large red snapper caught off of Matagorda Island, out in the Gulf of Mexico.
I killed it, gutted it, cleaned it, and grilled it myself when it was less than 3 hours out of the water.
It tasted great!
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Can anyone help me out with a witty name for my new film production company?
You've Been Framed!
The Second Act
Fylmz
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Where was the last place you took an airplane to?
London. I went there for a vacation with my father, who was there for R&R from a long term assignment in Africa, for an oil company.
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2nd amendment. Do you agree or disagree with it?
I agree with it.
I think that they left it too open to interpretation by modern lawmakers who wish to take rights away from us.
This country was founded on certain beliefs and principles. When modern lawmakers infringe upon those beliefs and principles, they do an injustice to us all.
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What can you make from scratch?
Chicken Marsala, Veal Marsala, baked potato casserole, gravy of many varieties,pipes, bongs, mold, food poisoning, and body odor.
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If you could have chosen, what talent or gift would you have wanted to be born with?
The ability to turn off emotions. That could have come in very handy countless times already.
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I'm thinking about leaving this web site and changing my Answerbag personality into my real life personality. Do you have a problem with this?
Whatever floats your boat
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What would happen if Uranus were to explode one day?
It did already...
Last time I had PF Changs...
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I'm meeting my wifes, sisters ( serious) boyfriend's family for the first time. Would it seem weird or cheap if I gave them all 1 dollar lotto tickets?
Yeah that would be odd. Your sister in-law's boyfriend's family doesn't warrant any gifts from you. To give them something would just be strange.
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Are there any true "experts" giving answers on answerbag? Who are you? Don't be moddest!
I have 23 years experience smoking marijuana, and have worked with the legalization movement (NORML) so I guess that makes me an expert in that.
I also have a Bachelors in Botanical Science. I don't think that makes me an expert in botany, but close.
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What is your lifestyle like?
Weird, and completely random
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Been separated for 13 years and can't get my wife to agree to divorce even though I have given her everything we had while we were together. What can I do?
Talk to a lawyer. I am sure many people have been in the same situation. There has to be a way you can force divorce without her agreement.
I'll be honest with ya, if I was after a divorce from someone for more than a few years, I would have hired a "professional" .
Not a good idea, and I am not advocating it. Just trying to show you how pissed off I imagine I would be by...
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This Christmas didn't feel like Christmas to me. anyone out there feel the same way? I spent more time worrying and stressing myself out then actually enjoying the holiday and festivities.
Yeah, for the most part I skipped Christmas this year. Have been through alot this year, and it just wasn't meant to be.
I am thinking about skipping Christmas until I have children to celebrate with.
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Cupcakes or Ice Cream?
That depends on what mood I am in. I don't always like cold food, and I don't always want sugary icing covered food.
I like both about equally.
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What are your the image in my answer? Humor welcome!
lol here it is
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If obama was white you think he would have won the election?
No, I do not think so.
I think the Democratic party played this one right.
Obama's qualifications, while impressive, are not up to the presidential standard.
I think the Dems knew that to win the election they had to win with someone different from normal. So it was either Hillary or Obama.
If Obama was not black, he would not have had so many voters who usually don't...
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Did you ever what to be a ballerina or male ballet dancer?
Nope, not once.
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What makes some thing awesome?
Latest high tech gizmos ,gadgets or features.
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What is the worst gift you had seen given?
I have seen someone get half a penny from their uncle on Christmas.
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I know this isn't a question but I want everyone to know that I'm abig fat liar. I said that my dad abused me as a child.. Well it wasn't abuse because.. I wanted it. It was nice. I really felt that he loved me for the first time.. I'm sorry.
Please talk to a psychiatrist or a therapist as soon as possible.
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So, I like this guy but he is 29 and i'm 19, is this wrong?
Hey, you are legal, so go for it.
Just remember that some problems may arise from the age gap.
He may not be into some of the things you are, and vice versa.
Just from age alone, you may not have as much common ground as you would like. Things have changed a lot in that time. The only way to know how it would be for sure is to just try it.
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What's the best way to get out a stripped screw?
They make bits for drills and socket sets that can get stripped screws out. They vary in price from under 10 bucks to above 50 bucks for a specialized kit.
The bits are designed to grab the stripped screw by jamming into the metal of the screw. There are kinds that grab into the grooves where you usually place a screwdriver, or there are kinds that grab into the sides of the head.
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IF U FIND OUT THAT THE LADY/ GUY U FIND ONLINE AND U FELL IN LOVE WITH IS A CRIPPLE WHAT WILL U DO?
I am against political correctness and find it to be BS, but using the word "cripple" to describe people just shows you to be ignorant.
The use of "u" to stand in for "you" when there was not an issue of saving space makes you look like an idiot. This is not a text message.
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I HAVE A 99 DODGE RAM 1500. IT SEEMS TO NOT WANT TO GO OVER 30MPH. IF YOU PRESS THE GAS PEDDLE HARD IT DOES NOTHING BUT REV UP THE ENGINE. IT DOES NOT GO FASTER. CAN YOU TELL ME IF THIS WOULD BE THE INJECTORS? AND WHAT I CAN DO TO FIX IT.
That is a transmission problem. Get that sucker into the shop and have some professionals diagnose it for you. Transmission problems can be a real pain, and if you don't know what you are doing, you could just make the issue worse.
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Snow: friend or foe?
Friend, definitely.
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Could you be pregnant?
Nope.
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How many of you believe that NORTON is really bad, and why is this so?
It is not bad for systems with high amounts of memory. The average installation of Norton has many different background processes that can easily clog a system. As a gamer, I was forced to do alot of reading on optimizing systems over the years, and have payed attention to the IT industry as it grew.
As long as you have enough memory, Go ahead and use Norton. I would say about two gigs for...
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Don't you fed up by writing same kind of answers for same types of questions,particularly on relationships?
I don't usually answer them unless they are kind of unique, and then I call it like I see it and give the best practical advice I can. I don't soften it up though. I just give my assessment based on the information given, and say what I think.
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Should reperations be paid to black American?
Nope.
There is not one black person alive today in the US who experienced slavery.
I have lived in Africa. I have talked to many actual Africans about this issue. The ones I spoke with generally wonder why American blacks complain so much. Their ancestors went through alot of hell, but modern blacks in America have so much more opportunity than modern Africans.
Interesting that I...
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Tonight's the night that I _____________!
unleash my wrath upon the weak and unworthy.
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My boyfriend for 1 year and 8 months is looking at porn.. I dont know if I should continue my relationship with him..I was really turned off..i told him I wanted to take a break..and he repeatedly said no.. I dont wanna be bothered everyday
Almost every man looks at porn. There is no emotional connection to women on a screen or in a magazine.
Get over it, it is normal. If you have a problem with it, you might as well swear off men completely. Even those who say they don't look at it, do.
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Could anyone tell me how i can rid my concrete basement walls of black mold?
The only sure fire way is to have an ozone tent put up by a mold removal company. Everything in your house will smell a little funny for a while, but no mold or mildew will survive.
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Do you have enough free time?
Too much free time...
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Do you think that homosexuals are making too big a fuss about there so called rights to marry?
Yeah, wish they would just shut up about it.
Don't mind them having benefits of partnership, but they need to quit sniveling about marriage rights.
If I could I would punch every last one in the face who raises a fuss about something they should not have the right to in the first place.
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If I told you I could get you anything you wanted for Christmas, what would you want me to get you?
A completely different life.
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Why do some people keep magazines in the bathroom?
Well, if you are going to be a while in the bathroom, better to have something to read or browse through than just stare at the walls.
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Should smoneone bail out the Defucnt Detroit lions?
Nah screw Detroit. Not just the team, the whole city.
I still have not forgiven them for that mess with the Pacers a while back. The fan that started the big brawl by throwing beer on one of the Pacers.
The whole city of Detroit can kiss my white ass.
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Vampire or werewolf. who are you?
I am that which stalks the night to corrupt the innocent and bring pain to the unworthy.
I am that which thrives on the agony of others.
I am that which mocks the sixth of the commandments.
I am the vampire!
:P
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Have you ever laughed at a mentally challenged person? How did you feel afterward?
I have once when I was younger and didn't know better. Once it was explained to me, I felt like garbage.
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What is your favorite pizza topping if you can have as many things as you want on it?
pepperoni and pineapple
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What do you think about the government being able to watch your every move even in your house?
If it gets to that point, it means it is time for a revolution.
That would be the last sign of a completely corrupt system that squashes the right to privacy of its citizens.
Any government that does that deserves to fall, and will eventually.
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Does the stress of losing a child often break up couples?
Yeah, that is a well documented reason for marriages ending.
To continue to be with the person could just bring up too many painful memories.
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Firebrand has just crossed 400,000 points...!!! What a great achievement...!!! Why don't we join in congratulating the great ABer?
I am sure this will not be a popular answer, but here is my view on it.
What kind of person has so little of a life that they spend that much time and effort on a website?
I wouldn't call that great achievement. I would call that sad.
Sorry, that is just how I see it.
Let the DRs begin!
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Post-it notes: Love them or hate them?
They can be handy to have around, but I neither love or hate them.
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Where on earth did you get that from?
Made it myself
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I am bringing this up again hoping I can get an answer. Can anybody help me with this?
Dude, chill out. You may not get an answer fast at all. You just have to wait for it, instead of asking another question referring to your original one. You are just clogging AB with what is almost a duplicate.
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If men wore bras, what is something they'd carry inside of them?
Keys, wallets, phone, cash, guns, tasers, knives, tear gas, grenades
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What place is the opposite of hell?
Amsterdam
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I have all these gifts under my tree just for my AB friends. So which one would you like to have?
The heaviest please!
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What mood are you in today
I am in the type of mood where I could watch the entire world burn around me and not give a damn.
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If the world comes to an end…how do you think it will go?
Not concerned about how. I just want to watch it burn.
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Would you ever sell your soul to live forever? why or why not?
Nope. I actually look forward to death. It means an end to all the BS of life.
Not that I want it to come soon, mind you. I am just not afraid of it at all.
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I broke my dvd drive in my computer, the one thats reads the cds.So bought an external so would have to buy new tower.I put in one of my games and it plays it on the menu everything is fine then when I select teams it loads and plays in slomo.
External drives are much slower. You need to replace the internal drive.
Many games will either not work, or work badly when the play disc is being run from a different drive than which it was installed from.
You do not have to replace the tower to replace a broken drive. If you do not know how to do this yourself, either find someone with experience who does, or have a shop do it for...
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Does anyone have anything to add to Wikipedia, regarding Answerbag? Or is this not important? (see wiki reference...) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Answerbag
Nah, it doesn't matter one bit to me. AB is just something to do to kill time.
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What is the name of the man that attempted to assassinate Kim Jong il this week?
I don't know, but he had the right idea!
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Do you use a glass bowl to smoke your marijuana?
Most of the time, yes.
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What rolling paper makes the best joints? Why?
It all depends on the rolling style of the person rolling.
Jokers can be good, but it takes a little more precision than a ziggy.
J◊Bs are great, but they handle a little rougher than jokers or ziggy.
Zig Zags work well for the general roller. Orange or white roll about the same, but people seem to prefer orange.
Juicy jays are a pain, but if you want a flavored joint, they are...
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How often do you change your bong water?
After each use. I hate the nasty taste you get from stale water. Barely ever use bongs now , though. I usually either smoke papers, or out of one of my glass pipes.
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How do you feel about the AB category "Blue Balls" , Is that family friendly?
Nope. That is why it is under the adults section.
What is really stupid, though, is that anyone can access the adult section.
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Do you use a grinder , scissors, or your fingers to break up your weed?
Unless it is hydro, I prefer to use my hands.
For dro, I will use a grinder with keefe separation screen/container if available. If not, I will use precision scissors.
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Have you ever made a sand castle?
Yes, I have. I have even been part of a group build of a massive one down in Galveston. Wish I hadn't lost all the pictures of it. It was amazing!
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Russia is to give 10 MiG-29 fighter jets to Lebanon free of charge, will that help to stabilize the Middle East?
Great, let's give the Middle East even more weapons.
Stupid Russians!
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Can't you see there'll come a day when it won't matter?
I am not sure it even matters now. I know when I am dead it won't matter for sure.
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How many times have you seen the first Godfather movie?
Too many times to count
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Im in love with my dad is dat so wrong
If it is romantic love, then yes. That would make you a freak sicko psycho.
If it is just the normal love for a parent that children have, then there is nothing wrong with that.
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Does it seem that AB website is getting slower and slower?
Yeah.
It is getting very annoying.
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Why do Islamic terrorist’s mostly target Muslims?
Because they are morons.
They keep sabotaging themselves, without taking the time to think that they are only hurting the people they claim to be trying to "free".
No skin off my nose, though. They can kill each other all they want, not my problem. After 9/11 and losing my brother to those idiots, I will not shed a single tear over any muslim dying. I won't go commit...
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What is one thing that you would NEVER do?
Wish Jodie44 would return to AB.
will never do that!
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Is there a spell I can use to pass my driving test?
Yes.
your ingredients are a driving test study booklet, and your brain.
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What about those "ape men" depicted in schoolbooks, encyclopedias and museums?
Still haven't found them. So many people call something a fact, without solid proof that we indeed did evolve from them.
While there is modern evidence of evolution with animals, there is still none with humans. When something is called fact in every way, but there is only proof in some, it is not a global fact. Until proof shows up that humans evolved from animals, I won't believe...
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Would you rather speak every language that has ever existed, or have the ability to solve any math problem, no matter how complicated?
Language.
With the ability to speak every language, I would certainly get hired easily by one of the large companies that does worldwide business. Translators like that get paid big bucks, while mathematicians usually do not.
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If you roll up a booger, and it's eaten by a bird, when it poops it out, is it a booger or a turd?
Jecks had it right, a booger-turd!
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So, you mean that my kids could be using Answerbag to find the answers to their homework?
There are many users on here who have no problem doing someone's homework for them
Most of the veteran users will tell them to do their own homework.
I usually tell them to do their own work, or they will grow up and be a lazy person who always relies on other people to do the work, thus becoming a burden on coworkers, family and friends later in life.
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What's the first thing that pops to mind when i say ARABS?
enemy
not going to be a popular answer, but that was really what popped into my head first
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Why are there so many misplaced questions in AB? Are the categories clear enough for everyone?
I think alot of users, especially new one, or teenage members, just don't care.
Also, there are many people who do it on purpose to let others get moderation points.
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Was Jesus black?
No, but he was a dark skinned Jew.
Remember, back then Jews were a defined race, as well as a religion.
I would imagine that his skin resembles a dark person from the middle east, or a very light skinned African.
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What is the first thing that pops into your head if i say Airplane"
Leslie Nielsen!
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When playing Texas Hold'Em, what is considerd as the two worst cards to be dealt?
any two low number cards, not in sequence, of two different suits.
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I'm going to see senator barack obama this week for a few seconds. if i could ask him one question, what would it be, if you were me?
So how come you were able to come out of nowhere and get a senate seat, only to become president, without even a quarter of the qualifications of any of the other people who wanted to be president, and also manage to mask the fact you were not born in this country? Hawaii my ass
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Have you ever liked a cover version of a song better than the original? which?
Alien Ant Farm : Smooth Criminal
Orgy: Blue Monday
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Would you think i am kinda weird for listening to Nsync right now? celebrity to be exact.
Nope. Wouldn't think you are kinda weird.
Would think you are COMPLETELY weird!
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What is your method of calming yourself down?
World of Warcraft
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How do you tell a friend that you don't want to talk to them anymore without hurting their feelings?
Not really possible. Just tell them the truth. Then they may learn something about themselves, and change whatever it was that made you uninterested in maintaining their friendship.
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How long were you with the one who gave you your first real kiss?
About 15 minutes.
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Should I serve steak or lobster for Christmas eve dinner?
Steak.
When in doubt, BEEF!
Then again, why not both? A nice steak served with lobster tail is always a great meal!
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Any ideas on what to give a boyfriend for Xmas??? I have no clue on what to give my b/f...:/
There are a couple of things that a man will ALWAYS be happy to receive. I will leave those to your imagination! ;)
Just remember, sometimes giving effort is more valuable than giving an item.
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Should a Muslim woman or a Sikh man be allowed to wear a hijab or turban in the workplace if they work in the Public Sector? Should the hijab or turban be considered as an Unconstitutional Religious display in the Public Sector?
They should not be allowed anything from their religion. That would be cutting Muslims slack where other religions don't get any at all. When people from other religions are allowed to display their religious objects/pictures/clothes/books proudly, Muslims shouldn't either. If you are gonna outlaw it for one, you must outlaw it for others, too.
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Do you think im pretty from my picture
Can't really see it well enough to know if you are pretty, but you certainly don't look ugly!
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Does anyone know where i can get absolutly free ring tones?
Myxer.com
you can even upload your own mp3s, and make ringtones out of them. You can alter the length, and starting/ ending of the tone, then send it to your phone.
They also have tones made that way by other users!
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If you had to identify yourself by ONE of your material possessions, which would you choose and why?
It would be Stimpy, the larger of my two glass pipes. I haven't seen any like that ever. Since I managed a pipe shop before that is a decent feat. Most people who know me would recognize that.
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What do you think about a 12 year old going on 13 wanting to date a 17 almost 18 year old
The 12 year old cannot possibly understand a relationship of the type a guy that old will be looking for. No matter how mature she seems, she is still just a kid.
As for the guy, either he is a complete loser who cannot find someone his own age, or he is a pedophile. There are no other possibilities.
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What's the least likely thing a burglar would take from your home?
A used Q-Tip.
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So it seems in order to have a good experience on Answerbag, you cannot answer questions about...politics, ethnicity, or religion...am I leaving any out?
Abortion, homework, and teenage pregnancy
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Who would you prefer to listen to: Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson or Taylor Swift?
I choose choice D: a .38 caliber to the temple.
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Anyone else sick of getting christmas cards with family photo(not your family) on the front and the entire" year in the life of" family story inside?(what we bought, where we went, who we met..etc)
Nope. Never gotten one like that. I don't really do cards, and everyone I know knows that.
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If a millionaire wanted to sleep with your husband/wife for 10 million dollars, would you let him/her?
The real question is, who would he give the money to, me or the wife?
lol
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Yo shawty! Can I holla at you? Can I spit some game in your direction?
Nah cuz. Your game ain't even on my level.
lol
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Do women ever have wet dreams?
Well, yes. I have witnessed it quite a few times. What was odd about it, is that she got on top of me, and had one that way... while asleep. The "finish" always woke her up.
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I have a thing for dating older men, Im 17 my boyfriends normally range from 20-30 why do these men see me as attractive?
You are young, naive, and silly enough to think they actually care about you. That is what they see in you.
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Why are young kids so disrespectful and mean towards adults these days?
Because most parents don't use physical punishment these days. ( spankings, not beatings!)
Without any actual consequences, what reason does a child have to stop misbehaving?
Time outs? useless. Kids can daydream and pass that time easily.
Groundings? Yeah right. That doesn't work.
Spankings? They will remember that for sure!
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Do you think being 16 and wanting to get pregnant is wrong?
Not wrong, but foolish, and naive.
No matter how many people tell teens that they need to grow and mature more before they will understand, they never listen.
Well this is one of those times. A teen may be capable of getting pregnant and giving birth, but is in no way capable of giving the child the attention, and guidance they require.
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Does it make anyone else nervous that articles regarding obama and blagojevich are disappearing from the internet? Those who are now blogging about this phenomenon are screen capturing articles that can no longer be found. Why is this happening?
Looks like it is political distancing. I think Obama, and all those who support him will gladly see any relation between those two go away. I wouldn't call this a conspiracy, though. I think the government is just making the connections between the two go away before someone starts questioning Obama more than they already are. Since his presidency is already going to be breaking new...
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How's your hammer hangin'?
It is there, and that is good enough for me!
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Will my computer be able to handle the sims 3? System specs: Dell Intel(R) 4 CPU 1500 MHZ
1.48GHz, 256 MB of RAM.
Thanks :)
I don't think so. Even without looking at the requirements for the game, I can tell you that your system cannot handle newer games well at all. I wouldn't even try to play any games on a system with less than 1 gig of RAM. Sounds like you should try and save up for a new computer, as you are using something that as a programmer, I would consider obsolete.
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So... Pass it to the left, right?
Yes, pass it to the left, because the right way is wrong!
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What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
About 30 minutes, and cuddling after. lol
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Am I the only one absolutely annoyed with the packs of teenage girls which cruise the mall (or walmart) giggling and sounding ignorant incessantly? Am I wrong to want to surgically remove their vocal cords?
No, I hate those damn stupid teens too. They make themselves look like idiots, and become an annoyance to anyone around them.
If I could legally, I would grab a snow shovel and beat all of them with it.
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Can you say a complete sentence with out using the letter "E"?
You might find my dumb ass can do just that!
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What are you "known for" by people that are close to you?
Smoking weed and being completely random.
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How can you get the HIGHEST by smoking weed out of a bowl, bong, and a blunt?
I always prefer a good blunt. To get really high though, make sure yo use full size wraps, not cigarillos. It will get you and your friends blasted if there is a blunt for every two people, and you are in an enclosed small space, like a car.
For smoking solo, Try a full size blunt, in a closed small closet, with towels shoved at the bottom of the door to help keep the smoke in. Smoke your...
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What went up in smoke?
The last of my herb :(
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My ex boyfriend told everyone at school about everything that i have done and that im a whore so everyone thinks im a whore. whats the best way to get a different BETTER reputation?
"My ex boyfriend told everyone at school about everything that i ---have--- done and that im a whore so everyone thinks im a whore. whats the best way to get a different BETTER reputation?"
Well, you didn't say he told lies about you, you said he told what you HAVE done.
That means your current reputation is based, at least somewhat, on truth.
Stop doing things that...
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Is it just me or other people having problems connecting to AB?
Me too. Has been all screwed up for me since yesterday.
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In your opinion, what is it that costs money that should be free?
Marijuana, and higher education
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Can you speak Russian?
Нет, я не говорю никакого русского. Я знаю несколько других языков, все же.
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If my system saw ntldr missing in booting
possible causes:
1. Computer is booting from a non-bootable source.
2. Computer hard disk drive is not properly setup in BIOS.
3. Corrupt NTLDR and/or NTDETECT.COM file.
4. Misconfiguration with the boot.ini file.
5. Attempting to upgrade from a Windows 95, 98, or ME computer that is using FAT32.
6. New hard disk drive being added.
7. Corrupt boot sector / master boot...
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I saw what you did!! Just admit it. Don't you know you will feel better if you tell everybody? It's only us on AB..nobody else will Know. (humor asked for)
You saw that? Damn! I swear it was extremely cold that day, and I had just gotten out of the pool!
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Transformers or Go-Bots?
Both were cool back in the day. Transformers were better though.
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What do you drink more of, soft drinks, alcohol or coffee?
Soft drinks
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Do you think when you answer a question, and the asker edits the question, that AB should notify you that the question has been edited so you can change your answer & it doesn't look like complete nonsense? Good idea I think!! anyone else?
Yeah, that is a great idea!
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Is depression really tratable? Why so little progress in the medical field regarding safe cures? why istnt there an absolute Cure? cant you lable it a terminal illness, thus making euthanasia an option?
Depression is treatable. It may take trying many different medications or remedies before you find what works. Everyone is different and responds to different treatment.
It is not terminal because it does not kill you. It cannot be rated against inoperable cancer.
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Why did Dracula have such a thick accent when he spoke English? Wasn`t he like 600 years old or so? Don`t you think in that much time he would have been able to perfect English without the accent?
Well, you have to remember that most of his time was not spent in the English speaking world. I am sure that when he was holed up in his hidden castle that he wasn't speaking in English to his brides.
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Christians only please: My brother in law (atheist) doesnt want to take his kids to church, should I intervene so they know the love of christ at an early age?
You can offer, and pray, but that is all you can do.
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Whats system error E 74 mean? on xbox 360
If your Xbox 360 console is showing 2 red lights or showing a message on the screen that means you have error 74 and you need o fix this problem so that you can enjoy your console. You might also get 1 red light error or 3 red light errors and whenever you get some error messages or red lights, you need to fix these problems quickly so that further damage to the console is minimized.
In most...
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Do you notice that there is allot of math Q's on here, Do you think that we are helping them with there homework?
Most of the questions on here like that are homework. Not just math, either. Many you can even tell they came right off a homework assignment. No one comes on AB and phrases a question like " Define and explain _____". You see lots of question like that though.
I always answer telling them to do their own homework, and stop being lazy. I also add how having others do their work...
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What do you think of scientology?
Nut jobs and weirdos.
One controversial aspect of Scientology beliefs is the idea that thetans lived among extraterrestrial cultures before becoming trapped in bodies on Earth. It is believed that thetans were brainwashed by these extraterrestrial cultures as a means of population control. The belief of extraterrestrial origins is not taught to new members, but is only presented after...
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What are u thinking when u are having sex?
Well, if I am trying to go for longer, I think about baseball stats. If I am trying to last for less time, I just focus on the task in front of me. ;)
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Why would you purposely wait to pee?
My usual reason is laziness.
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Do you feel that organizations like the NAACP and the ACLU do more harm or more good?
I think they -TRY- to do more good than harm. Unfortunately they too often fight for the rights of the smaller portion of people, at the cost of the rights of the majority.
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If you were e-mailing a financial statement to a customer, would you prepare a cover letter on letterhead and e-mail it or would you just send the statement as an attachment with a cover letter in the body of the e-mail?
Statement as attachment and the official looking cover letter in the email, telling the customer what the attachment is.
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What makes a person brags on themself or booast a lot?
They are insecure, or trying to "sell themselves".
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Is it ok for a guy who is 18 to date a girl who is 13 yrs. old?
No, there is too large a gap. At those ages, even a couple of years mean a big gap in maturity and psychological readiness for a relationship.
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Do I have to buy Christmas presents for my son-in-law's second wife's kids?
If your son in law is still married to your daughter, then yes. By that, I mean if the kids in question are your currently daughters step kids.
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My friend was pronounced brain dead last week. Is his soul still in his body waiting for the docs to disconnect the machinery?
I don't think so. I believe that when the physical body breaks down to the point where the person will never wake, that the soul moves on.
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Does and 5 and quarter floppy drive need to spin to read the data or store it?
Yep, data is stored all over the round disc inside, and it has to turn in order to allow the drive to read the data through the little cut out opening that only shows part of the disc inside the floppy where the data is actually stored.
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Who is the most evil man alive now?
Ryan Seacrest
lol
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Which branch of the army fought on horseback?
Cavalry
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Do you think that there is a conspiracy to schedule commercials at the same time to thwart channel skipping?
I have been thinking the same thing for some time now.
Ads have taken over tv. I got to watch an hou long program, and half of it is ads... It is not about entertainment, just sponsor money.
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My ac blows hot and cold air
Sounds like it works, just fine to me!
Hey, I solved your problem! Let's go have a beer on you to celebrate!
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If you had to choose how you're going to die, what's your method of choice?
In my sleep.
Sorry, had to flag as duplicate...
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/66989
" How would you like to die?" asked way back in 06
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Back on track, are you achin’ for week fourteen ‘’Sexy Ladies of Answer Bag’’ yo?…
Dude, I don't mean to discount all the work you did. Don't mean to be mean but it is gonna come out sounding that way no matter what, so I will just be true to myself and say it how it is.
Are you that freakin pathetic that you will spend so much time keeping track of women on a website? I mean come the f#*k on, that is the most ridiculous thing I have heard that anyone here on AB...
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Is George W. Bush worthless or valueless?
Hey Shill, enough questions and jokes about the man have been made. now you are just proving that you are an moron by beating a dead horse. Or did you not notice all the other questions blasting W? So what, he's an idiot and says/does some dumb things. So do you. All you ultra-liberal losers are a joke.
That - 5 was from me
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Should I beat my kids? They curse at me all the time and don't listen to me at all, whenever we go out in public they make me look like a fool. What should I do if not beat them?
Don't beat them, but spank them. Make sure you do it in the private of your own home or the liberal sissies will call the cops for abuse.
A couple good pops on the backside is not abuse! Anyone who says different is an absolute moron.
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Has anyone ever wondered why some animals eat their own feces?
I haven't. I usually have more important shit to think about, lol.
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Why do women get tattoos? I don't get it.
No one says you have to " get it " . Some people like being tattooed, some don't.
You don't have to understand for someone else to enjoy something.
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Do you pray to Santa? Google lists 5,690,000 hits for "Santa prayer" and only 894,000 hits for "Jesus prayer" and 483,000 hits for "Mary prayer."
LOL. Wow, that's weird.
I certainly don't pray to Santa, that's just dumb.
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I have been seeing more and more people "grin and fake it" when they run into people they do not like. Yet when I call them on it they tell me that "it's polite". So, to be fake is polite nowadays? What am I missing?
People are getting weaker, and more pathetic daily.
You can't say anything without offending someone out there, so screw em. I say what I am gonna say, and if people don't like it, not my problem.
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Have you ever made Obscene SnowMan?
Yes I have!
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My good friend JaySurf is now a Sage! Will you come party with us?
Congrats JaySurf!
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Do you suffer recurring depression?
Yes, I do.
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He sees you when you're sleeping.. He knows when you're awake... benevolent childhood icon or voyeuristic old pervert?
benevolent, voyeuristic, old, perverted childhood icon!
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Do you think the term, "you know the drill," comes from minors drilling for something and one of them saying, "you know the drill,"?
One origin of this is military. When soldiers practice dress and ceremony, it is called "drilling" or "field drills".
When someone says " you know the drill" it means they know what is coming and how to respond properly, or know the exact order of what is to come and how to react to it.
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Can you give an answer to the question, "Why won't you marry me?"
You are weird, you smell, and your mother dresses you funny.
lol :P
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What is the best sport in the world?
Air Hockey, lol
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A friend of mine has a 8 yr old son who will tell her to F%@K OFF without hesitation. His mothers reply: "Oh hunny, don't say that". - Am I missing something here?
Welcome to the days where parents cannot spank their children. No fear of actual punishment = no care for their actions. A time out may be boring, but it won't accomplish much.
Look at the past generations. Children were much better behaved than today, when society has made parents helpless.
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Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
I would imagine if it is just pattern baldness (there is still a decent amount of hair remaining on the sides and back) then they would use shampoo.
This is a very good question. +
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Do you still sing children's songs? Which ones?
The Song that Doesn't End
It can be funny!
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What is the best thing to clean a glass pipe with?
I always use hot water flowing through the pipe, onto a coffee filter, so I save it for later use.
Flagged for move to marijuana pipe category, as this is not about household cleaning.
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Who would win in a fight, brittney spears or madonna?
I say we put them both in a ring, and blow up the ring.
We lose one skanky gutter slut who continues to be a horrible role model for teen girls.
We also lose an old wrinkly scag who tries too hard to be what she was when she was young, which is the same thing as listed above referring to Britney.
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Admitting that homophobia exists must heterophobia also exist?
Yep, both exist.
I have known gay people who are easily heterophobes.
No issue only goes one way.
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If you had to marry one of your AB friends right now, who would it be?
Would have to say Kitt-Tastic
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What is your left hand doing?
Resting on my left leg.
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Who would like to join me in congratulating all the clever ABers that get tons of points for simply congratulating other ABers?
I have no problem with people doing it who are friends with the person being congratulated. I really HATE people who just sit and wait for people to reach a milestone, yet don't even know them. Those people ARE opportunist jerks.
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So I was told today that Bush is going down in history books as the worst president to date because he came in after 8 years of prosperity and gave us 8 years of economic downturn. Anyone agree with this?
I am sick of people who don't bother to understand how government works!
Policies are NOT INSTANT! It takes years , and sometimes decades for policies to show results.
Now watch, some of the things that happened during the Bush term are going to yield results for Obama, who is going to take the credit. That is how government works. Slow gradual changes, that the proper president...
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Would you die to save the planet
I would for the people living on it.
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Do you think the English care too much about football?
Yes, I do. I think most countries that play football are too hung up on it. You don't see many fan riots at all here in the states, for any sport. Disturbances during football games abroad seem to be commonplace.
Be a fan all you want, but some of the lengths the rest of the world goes to to support their teams are stupid. How does starting a hundred person brawl in the stands help...
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Where is heaven? I heard it was an actual place in another galaxy...
It is said to be " beyond the stars".
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Why is that cigarettes kill millions of people a year why is not considered an illegal drug?
Because it is a person's right to choose what goes into their own body.
Anyone telling me that I am not allowed to smoke can kiss my ass. I am tired of losing rights because people want to whine about something. I am tired of losing my freedoms because morons do stupid things as well. If ya smoke 2 packs a day for 30 years, you are gonna die. Isn't my fault isn't my problem....
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Can you write a sentence where every word has a double letter in it?
Bloody horrors befall all buffoons.
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Colonel Mustard has just been found murdered in the AB Mansion! It is certain that an AB'er is to blame for this grisly crime! Who do you suspect it was? What object did he/she use to commit this heinous act? And, in which room did this all take place?
I did it, using the broken hookah, while in the bathroom having a clambake session. Colonel Mustard couldn't handle his hit, freaked out and broke the hookah. In my rage I beat him to death with it.
My bad, dude.
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Damn it! Why does it hurt?
Lets just blame it on gnomes and move on.
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As an asker, is it considered being a bad host, not commenting answers with at least a thanks?
Nope. I don't always comment. If the answer is either funny or inoffensive I give points. When I + 6 someone, that is my thanks.
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Ok, my bf gets turned on so easily, alls i hav to do is be talking to him on the phone and he gets turned on, or all i have to do is tell him what im wearing.....he says just thinking about how i look and act turns him on too.....is this normal?
I see from one of your comments that he is 20. Yeah, that is about normal. At that age guys can be horny 24/7.
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Does the surname Pavlov ring a bell?
Yeah, he was a Russian Doctor, won the Nobel Prize for something.
I know the phrase " Pavlov's Dog" originates with him.
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I'm Nurse Shagswell!! My pimp hand is strong!! Whats your Pimp name? (see link)
Your Pimp Name Is: Uncle Money
Your pimp hand is strong!
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If you place "an" before a letter starting with a vowel! A,E,I,O,U, then why is it half "AN" hour?
The H in hour is silent. The rule covers words starting with the sound of a vowel.
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Are You a Dumb American?
Nope. My results:
You Are a Smart American
You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed.
Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be.
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Our friend CaptainHarley is now a Maestro!!! Would you all join me in congratulating him on this fine accomplishment and his great contributions to AB?
Congratulations Harley!
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Could you last to drink only plain water for an entire 30 day stretch.....no soda....notea...no coffee...no juice...no beer....no cider....no wine, just water?
Yes, I can do that, and have.
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Im pregnant and is I decide to give it up for adoption can my partner stop me?
Yes. He still has parental rights.
Basically, for a child to be adopted out you both have to give up parental rights. If you can manage to put the baby up for adoption without him knowing, and the baby gets adopted out, he can fight it in the courts later and sue for custody.
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How much information can your brain store before its full?
More than you could possibly learn in a lifetime, with life expectancies anywhere near what they are now in the western world.
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Which Superhero would you be? Give your results please: http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/
Hulk 100%
Spider-Man 95%
The Flash 80%
Green Lantern 80%
Catwoman 80%
Iron Man 50%
Batman 45%
Robin 45%
Supergirl 40%
Superman 30%
Wonder Woman 30%
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Other than pills,what works when you just cant fall asleep?
Marijuana, alcohol.
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My cousin Herbert told me this morning, “I can easily bite my good eye.” How can he do this?
he either has a fake eye, or some good LSD.
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Would you ever forgive your dad if he leaves ur family for another woman? and yet he wants to keep the relationship with the kids (you)!! at a certain point he was away for 2.5 years! just vanished no calls/e-mail! what would YOU do?
I would whoop the crap out of him. Family or not, that is not cool when there are kid in the picture.
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In what situation would you hear someone yell, "Get the hell off my name! ?"
I have actually been told that before. I was standing on a rock outside someone's house that had their last name carved on it.
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Can a defendant pay a judgment directly to the plaintiff without going through the courts
Can, but not wise. It is better to have the payment on the official record than not having it recorded officially, or just getting a receipt.
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Why do I always get sick right before finals?
No clue. I seem to get sick at the start of term.
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Will you be my huckleberry?
Yes. can I please?
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Log 75 base 5 - log 3 base 5
Do your own homework
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What is your prejudice? Mine is small dogs.
Morons
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Have you ever had someone tell you "but that's neither here nor there"? If it's not here...and it's not there...then where the heck is it?
Yeah people have told me that. Sounds like they are describing something that doesn't exist at all.
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Have you ever made friends with a enemy?
Yes I have. Sometimes, once guys " fight it out" they can become friends. That is how it has been when I have befriended an enemy.
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My dog is a yorkie poo. she is 14 months and in heat. i have a male 3 year old yorkie. is she old enough to get pregnant?
Yes! That is young, but still can conceive .
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What do girls want?
The souls of men, crushed and underfoot.
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Are u pregnant?
That would be weird.
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Like a what?
bucket of greased owl s#*t
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How badly does yahoo answers suck?
Until I looked at yahoo answers, I thought it was physically impossible to suck and blow at the same time.
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Can a woman drive her husband to commit suicide?
Oh hell yeah.Seen it happen twice.
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Have you ever bitten an animal?
Yes. My puppy but me too hard once while playing, so I bit him back. Not hard enough to do damage, but hard enough for him to see that it isn't pleasant when you get bitten too hard, even in fun. He learned to play easier pretty fast!
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I'm a girl, and another girl kissed me at a party. I freaked and left immediately, but my boyfriend of a year feels betrayed. He's been cheated on twice before and wants to know everything in my past. Is this cheating?
Some people consider same sex contact as cheating, some don't. You need to clearly define the boundaries of your relationship with your guy.
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If we were locked in a closet together,what would be the first thing you'd say or do?
Hey, why the hell are we in this closet?
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O.k parents, I'm your teenage daughter, I come to you, and tell you I'm pregnant, but I don't want to have the baby, Sure there's adoption, but do you truly believe you have the right to force me to carry the baby to term, and why isn't that my decision?
For the same reason a teenager can't do whatever else they want. You aren't an adult, and not legally entitled to make that decision.
Not just a matter of parents believing they have the right. The LAW says they do!
Shouldn't have had sex if you didn't want to deal with any consequences that result. Too many people base decisions on the fact that they can be fixed, or...
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If someone walked up to you right now and gave you $10,000 but said you could not spend it on yourself, what would you spend it on?
I would buy my wife 5 grand worth of gift cards, and buy her 5 grand worth of marijuana. I am sure she would buy me some stuff with the gift cards, and smoke most of the herb with me. This would be a nice way around the condition your question sets. It doesn't say the person I give it to couldn't spend it on me!
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What color underwear do you have on right now?
Kind of a greyish blue.
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Has anyone here visited every continent?
Except Antarctica, I have been to them all.
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When you catch a kid staring at you, do you make a face/give them a dirty look or do you smile nicely and/or say hello?
Depending on my mood and the age of the child, I will either ignore it, or make a silly face and smile. The younger the kid is, the more likely I will make a silly face and smile.
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My dog has diarrhea with bouts of gas and today a little blood in stool. It could be worms after reading on the symptoms? What good over the counter for dogs? I love my dog.
Unfortunately, you cannot know for sure what this is, or what type of parasite ( if any) that your dog has. You may be able to use over the counter medicine for your dog, but need a vet to diagnose what afflicts him/her and tell you what you need. Went through this with my own dogs. Without knowing for sure what afflicts your dog, don't give any meds, as this could either make the...
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Would you rather have all your debt payed off, or have a one in 4 chance to win 5 million dollars.
All debt paid off, as that would also clear a lot of credit problems I made for myself when I was younger.
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What message would you NOT like to read from a fortune cookie?
This cookie spat on by inspector # 255
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If someone told u that u couldnt go naked all day an do ur regular normal day. would u do it for revenge, 1 million bucks, or a new house are car both under 500,000?
damn dude, did you even go to elementary school?
"And" has a D at the end, if you didn't know that. When you say " an", that is a completely different word which makes you sound like an inbred hillbilly, or a "thug" who may have street credit but can't spell his own name.
You also sound like a moron when you use the word "are" instead of...
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How many points do you have?
37675
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If i have a boyfriend and i kissed my ex what should i do
Stop being a ho.
truth hurts, doesn't it?
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I HAVE BEEN MARRIED 18 MONTHS AND HAVE NOW SEPERATED. WE HAVE NO CHILDREN. I DO NOT WORK AT THE MOMENT AND WAS WONDERING IF MY HUSBAND HAS TO SUPPORT ME
Support yourself.
So many women always screaming for full equality. Well here is your chance to have it.
No one ever thinks about the man needing money, or support from his ex wife. Why the hell is it so automatic that a woman thinks of it? This is an example of women wanting not equality, but favoritism. You deserve nothing more from him than he deserves from you.
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Have you ever started a rumor about yourself just for the fun of it?
Yes I have. Can be alot of fun!
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Do you think white people tanning is any different than black people bleaching their skin?
Yes. Tanning occurs when exposed to sunlight, which is perfectly natural.
Bleaching is not.
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When you have a question flagged as a duplicate, do you get mad and walk away or do you answer the replacement question?
Not unless they aren't actual duplicates.
There are so many people on Ab who just don't check to make sure someone hasn't already asked the question before they post it. I know sometimes it is just impossible to know, especially with more complicated questions.
On the other hand, there are many idiot users out there who just ask a ton of questions without even caring if...
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Are you willing to say who you think the most beautiful woman on AB is?
From all the avatar pics and profile pics I have seen and compared, I would have to say Kitt-tastic
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Who created the world ? its not a funny question answer scientifically
You ask for a scientific answer to a philosophical question. It is not possible to give you the answer you are looking for under the conditions you have set.
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What color is the item that your computer is sitting on?
Tan
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Are you going to buy "Circus" by Britney Spears tomorrow?
That skank is still making music? I would have thought she would be smart enough to quit now before she becomes an even bigger pathetic joke than she is now.
Guess I forgot that she isn't smart enough for that. It is a wonder she can be that dumb and manage to breathe.
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How can i come out n say im bi?
You can always come out in a funny way!
example:
" I gotta tell you three things.
1- I have developed a virus that will systematically destroy all gnats on the planet
2- I am bisexual
3 - I am really a cyborg from the future come to terminate you before you become the leader of the human resistance."
" Now two of those things are complete BS. Which do you think they...
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Question for Males: What is the first thing you notice on a woman (BESIDES HER BODY) that you're "checking out?"
eyes
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Up to 9 you can count but cannot repeat, your fingers caress my sheet. Eraser working while i enjoy, you will never see my ploy. What am i?
OK you stumped me on this one. +
you gotta let me know the answer once someone gets it right dude!
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What's your point of view about war?
It sucks, but sometimes morons start trouble and need to be stopped. If those morons happen to lead a nation or an army, then war is inevitable.
The true goal of war is peace. Unfortunate that sometimes peace has to be fought for.
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What is the most underrated movie of all time?
I cannot choose between two.
Head- starring the Monkees. This isn't any feel good lovey 60s rock movie. This is like a really strange acid trip. Hell, they start the movie with the band jumping off a bridge from a height they couldn't possibly survive.
They Live- Starring "Rowdy" Roddy Piper. One of the ultimate alien invasion films! From this movie comes the greatest...
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My boyfriends lies about his porn and i do not care that he has it but he still feels the need to make up excuses about it. i feel hurt that he won't just admit to me that he looks at it and it sucks cuz i know and he knows that he's lyin
Most guys look at porn at some point. Masturbation usually results if they are alone while looking at porn. This is a very private issue, of course.
What women don't seem to understand is that men are visual creatures. For the most part, we cannot just use our imagination like women seem to be able to. Imagery makes the whole process go smoother. There isn't an emotional connection...
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Could you clarify your question?
Nope, but thanks for asking.
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If your childhood had a taste, what would it be?
Sour cream porridge and smoked salmon
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Why do women's panties cost so much?
Beats what guys pay to get rid of the panties...
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Have any smokers out there ever tried a Camel Crush? Its a regular cigarette until you bust a capsule in the filter, which makes it menthol.
Yes I have. Do not smoke those after breaking the menthol ball. Every person I know who has tried them that way has ended up developing short term respiratory problems as a result. May not be right away, but give it several weeks, and you will see.
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What do you like to put on your fries/chips?
BBQ sauce is my favorite with fries. Chili and cheese is second, followed by plain cheese.
The next choice for me is one you have given: ketchup.
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Do you dislike being around second hand smoke?
Yeah, I would rather get my smoke firsthand!
LOL
Seriously, though, it doesn't bother me.
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Who here remembers deliveries to the house? I don't mean Domino's Pizza. I mean things like ice, coal, milk, eggs, fruits, veggies, beer.
They still have grocery delivery where I am. Also, there are several dairies that deliver milk weekly in the area.
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If someone prank called you but they were funny about it would you laugh with them or after you hang up/slam the phone?
When someone prank calls me, I usually screw with them during the prank call. I know everyone who has my number too well to not see right through it.
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Did you ever have a subject that you loved until someone ruined it?
Like all other straight men out there who have been in a relationship, the answer is definitely yes.
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If you could commit any crime without guilt or remorse, what would it be (please be detailed)
a combination of homicide and armed robbery
I would not care that it was wrong to steal if I had no morals. I also wouldn't care if I killed or hurt anyone in the process of stealing.
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Slept with the boss - we're both married but i don't feel real guilty and would like to do it again. is that wrong?
Yeah, that is wrong. Quit being a gutter slut.
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Whats your thoughts on mermaids?
Kinda wonder how they would reproduce.
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There's word going around that on 12/12/2012, the world will end. Do you believe this is "silly talk or serious talk"?
Alot of psychics, numerologists, and astrologists agree that something massive will happen then. Not all that say something will happen agree that it is the end of the world.
As for me, I think it is just as likely to end then as any other day. You never know when some moron out there gets an itchy finger and presses a button sending us into nuclear annihilation.
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Smokers: Lights, Menthols or Reds?
Lights or Reds are my choices. Just depends on what kind of mood I am in.
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Im a 14 year old female, my bf is 15, we've came close to sex, he showed me his condom but we decided we're not that stupid..i want to please him but im not ready for sex, i think im too young. What do you think?
So far you seem to have a decent grasp of your situation. To hell with pleasing him. Don't compromise your values for anyone. Wait until you are older, and I promise you will not regret it.
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Without mentioning names do ever feel that there are some really bitter frustrated people on AB who are too busy policing everyone else (from grammar to whatever) that they don't appear to have real lives of thier own?Why else put everyone else down?
This is a purely textual method of communication. When did educational and communication standards drop so low that we stop caring if people are communicating clearly?
This is just another way that standards are dropping, and those performing under par are being allowed to get away with it. It is apparent in our schools, government, etc.
When does it become too much? When do we actually...
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There's alot of rude people on ab that if you make mistake they correct you or slag you has this happened to you .im sick of it anyone that does that please stop its very annoying .
What the other guy said, times 2!
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Do you think calling a woman a "girl" is sexist?
No. That is common slang when referring to any female. Just as men "go out with the boys", women " have a girl's night".
Woman/girl are almost interchangeable in today's society. The only reason people take offense to it, is because they can. There is a big trend in modern society to bitch, moan and complain about anything you think is offensive, even if it is...
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Do men hating "feminists" give a bad name to the real feminists, the ones who fought for better living conditions and human rights? I heard one on the radio saying that "it is better for women to stay single forever, because all men tend to be abusive "
Yes they do. When a feminist goes too far like that, it is no longer feminism, but sexism. The same thing they claim to want to put an end to, they become guilty of themselves.
To stand up for equality is fine. To go past that in any way is sexist.
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Would you prefer to sleep through Christmas and miss the whole thing?
Yes, I would. Christmas lost its appeal to me.
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If you went away from home to college or the military, were you homesick, or were you so sick of home that getting away was a relief?
When I first shipped out and struck out on my own, it didn't phase me at all. I wasn't relieved to leave, but I didn't get homesick. When it comes to my relationship with my parents, it has generally been at a distance for my whole life. It wasn't that hard to leave because of that.
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How do you get a child-proof cap off?
Give it to the nearest child. They can get it for you.
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How do you feel about questions that are asked in all CAPS?
I automatically think something like " look at this idiot, shouting like that".
If the question is badly written, as well as in all caps, I DR it.
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Why are most athletic shoes generically called tennis shoes?
The term came about before the rise of all the different types of shoes we have today. At that point, you had track & field shoes, baseball shoes, all with cleats. Loafers and lace up casual shoes were pretty much the norm. The tennis shoe was really the only one out there made for athletic purposes, that didn't have cleats. This meant for anyone trying to wear a sneaker like shoe, you...
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My girlfriend dumped me. She says that she is not ready for a relationship after a month of dating. Is it normal for people to find this out into a relationship after that long or is she dumping me in a nice way.
A month is a long time? You must be joking.
After only a month of dating you shouldn't be hard enough into her for it to matter that much. You may think you are, but you are most definitely not.
welcome to the dating world. You haven't experienced anything yet. ( good or bad, you have just seen the tip of the iceberg)
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If you could live forever, would you?
Nope.
I want to experience death when the time comes.
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Why do people have such a hard time using proper grammar when asking a question?
I try to keep my q/a understandable, without sacrificing grammar too much. I usually won't give points to people who seem to have ignored their education.
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I have a friend that is a 17 year old girl and her parents took her car away and is trying to make her stay away from her boyfriend, do they have the right to tell me that i cant move out?
so you have a friend that is you, you got your car taken away and you want to move out, but they won't let you?
deal with it.
you have to wait til you are 18.
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Who are some childhood icons that you still remember fondly?
Padington Bear
Postman Pat
Danger Mouse
The Smurfs
He Man
Voltron
Space Ghost
GI Joe
X Men
Archie
Transformers
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Is it considered sexual harrassment if a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells good? =)
Yes, the question is, who harassed who?
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If I appeared next to you right now, what would be your reaction?
Get out of my f*cking bathroom, pervert!
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So, I'm re-watching all the TNG episodes. I've noticed that the Enterprise had frequent and serious problems with their holo-deck: Why did they keep using it?
one reason:
holo-porn
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What's the reason for the last time you hung up on someone?
Dunno. Most likely because they were an idiot.
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What is a difficult conversation to have with someone?
Pick a feminine hygiene commercial, and try having THAT conversation in real life.
" Do you ever feel... not so fresh... down there?"
I am sure you would get looked at funny for asking someone that!
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What is a good board game to play right now?
What the F*ck
From the publisher's website:
"Try to guess what other players are going to answer to the most ridiculous set of questions imaginable. If you do not correctly predict a player's response, you take a one-, two- or three-drink penalty. The game includes over 400 questions. It is the most flexible drinking game in the world! Players can easily enter and exit the...
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Since Yahoo! Answers is temporarily down, do you think some of its users will come to AB to pass the time? If so, can we harass them? ^_^
Yes, and yes!
Let the hunting begin!
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After dogs and cats, what is the third most popular pet in the US?
could be a rodent, or could be fish.
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Hey! Where are you taking me?!
Hell, in a handbasket.
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I'm the proud momma of a 3 year old beagle/basset mix. In fact, I love her so much that I will sit and cut all the fat/uneaten meat off the bones after a meal to give her as a treat. Do I love her a little too much?
Yes, you do. Now get her off the bed, and clean up the dog hair.
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Do you believe in loaning money to friends or family?
Friends, well depends on how bad the need is.
Family: only to save lives or put food on a table. Any loans for anything else will not be given. It will never come back.
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Do you find it annoying when people try to "question your question" or make didactic comments on your question when you post it on AB? Why can't they just answer it plainly without taking your question apart, that is, take the question at face value?
It happens. Sometimes people don't want to voice their opinion until they know how it will be taken.
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Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? What was it? <.<
Yeah, I found my mom's vibrator. I was too young to know what it was, so I was swinging it around the front yard as a sword when they found me with it, lol.
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Hey! Fleetwood Mac is planning a tour for next year. Who else is yelling "Wahoo!"?
Sounds cool to me!
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When do you tell her you love her?
When you really mean it, not before.
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Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Love yourself, and be patient, but open minded. You will find someone else to love, I promise.
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What is the first thing you do in the morning after you get out of bed?
Usually I head to the bathroom to enjoy a wake up pee.
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Is positivity(good) a fantasy and negativity(bad/evil) the reality?
No. The constant shift of balance between both.
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I finish off a 15-month tour in Iraq in about 2 weeks. Will you give me celebration sex? Or buy me a drink? Or buy me a drink during celebration sex?
Dude, I did overseas deployment. I know how it is. I will buy you a beer and roll you a joint. Thanks alot for joining those of us who have served and stood up for what this nation stands for.
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If a coward is yellow, what color are you and why?
green.
I smoke entirely too much marijuana
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A youth in his bedroom is playing a violent video game while listening to metal, and a violent movie is playing on his computer, and besides the computer is a firearm. Which of these do you take away; game, music, movie or gun? >_>
Gun.
What people don't really remember, is that for many people, violent films and video games can release violent urges in a male. Instead of going out and committing horrible acts for real, they just take it out on some animated characters on a screen, or watch someone do it for them in a movie.
Alot better than holding those type of feelings/thoughts/urges in until they build up...
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What country does the last name "horozanskyi" come from?
I know someone from poland I went to boarding school with who has that last name.
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Could you describe your hair in one word, when waking up in the morning?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Why does it cost so damn much to have someone killed?
Damn inflation strikes again!
With the cost of fuel, hit men/women have more expenses related to a wet op than previous years. You also have the crackdown of security throughout the nation. This means more risk, which means more pay.
Last time I checked it costs at least 25,000 to hire an actual professional for a wet op. Not too bad considering all the perks you get by hiring a pro, but...
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Why aren't Steven Seagal's movies popular at all?
He always plays the same character. Generally wears black, always the same facial expressions and accent. He can't act at all. He is just a good screen fighter.
Then you have that whole controversy about him never having been a Navy SEAL, while claiming to have been.
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Do you ever notice the kind of questions that are never answered , as they're hard . But infact , they get so much points ! Why do you think people give them points?
I will give points like that, to questions that I don't know the answer to. As long as I think the question is valid, and a genuinely good question, I will + it up when I pass it by on the home page.
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I keep missing my ex. How do I improve my aim?
work on your breathing. do not pull the trigger, but rather squeeze gently until the shot is fired.
It could also help to breathe slowly and evenly, and squeeze the trigger during the pause between breathing out and breathing in.
Remember, long barrel weapons are far more accurate than pistols/revolvers. Try using a rifle in combination with the techniques I listed above!
Happy hunting!
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9 abusive relationships in 2 years. I'm only 14. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?
well the simple fact that you are only 14 and have had 9 relationships in the past 2 years kinda makes you seem like you are being way too promiscuous. Don't need to be having sex to be a slut.
I would talk to your parents and get them to get you some counseling. Behavior of that sort can be a sign of past sexual abuse or insecurity based on your relationship with your father/father...
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My boyfriend says things to me like "I want to take things further", "He wants to live with me", He also talks about being with me forever and never letting me go". However he hasen't told me that he loves me yet. Do you think he does?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4575200
No one on here is going to be able to accurately answer your question. We don't know you, your boyfriend, or what type of people you are for sure. We don't know the situation more than you have told us, and we don't know his true intentions about anything. No one can give you good advice based on what little we can find out here. Asking...
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Is president obama a naturized us citizen
If he wasn't then he couldn't have run for president. Are you a kid or did you really pay that little attention in school?
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I found this spider in my daughters potty chair and she was screaming butt hurt I can not seem to identify it can you?
too large to be a recluse, doesn't have the body shape of a widow. Don't worry about it unless further symptoms show up.
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Why do people we've never met ask US what their boyfriend's / girlfriend's / spouse's latest utterance or facial expression means, instead of asking their partner? How would we know?
I have been saying that for some time. As if people on the net can tell anyone why their SO does anything. We can't possibly have enough information to answer any questions of that sort unless we actually know the people in real life.
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Why does drama and tragedy seem to attract more postings on AB than the funny happy-go-lucky kinds of postings?
I have seen alot of " sympathy whores" here on AB. You know the type of person I am talking about, I am sure. They have to advertise whatever bad things are going on in their lives to get attention. Considering they try this over the net, makes them quite pathetic, IMO.
That is part of the reason you see so many postings of that nature.
The other reason is that people answer...
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What's the number one reason couples break up?
money
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This guy was really into me at first calling and texting all the time. I told him that I wasn't sure what I wanted but I liked him. He felt the same way. So now he barely calls at all, he makes excuses everytime we are supposed to hang out. What's up?
Do you really think that anyone can tell you what the deal is with the guy? This is the net, not your social club. We don't know you, don't know the guy, and there is no way you could give us enough information to be able to answer your question.
Instead of looking for answers that can never be very accurate from strangers on the net, why don't you just talk to the guy?
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Is it possible to fire a gun from a moving motorcycle without crahing?
yep! Sure is
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In a recent promotion telephone co charged a monthly fee of $3.95 plus 7cents for each long distance phone calls. If x is the number of minutes of long distance calls find the slope intercept equation for the monthly bill.
do your own damn homework
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2x-y=5, what is the answer
do your own damn homework
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Find the value of k such that the graph of 4x=k-3y has a y- intercept of (0,-8).
do your own damn homework
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Find the area of a triangle whose vertices have coordinates (0,9), (0,-4), and (5,-4)
Do your own damn homework
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Find equation of the line that contains the point (1,0) and is perpendicular to 2x+y=-4
Oh DR me all you want, I stand by my original answer. This moron is just another of the losers who tries to get others to do his/her work. Schmucks like this are the reason for the fall of society.
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Laziness (also called indolence) is the lack of desire to perform work or expend effort. What behavior is considered laziness varies according to personal and...
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Do you prefer whole milk, 2%, 1%, skim or other?
Whole or 2 %. I like them both the same. Anything else just tastes like watered down milk to me.
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Can you name one thing that a person with a gun and badge can not steal from you?
Not anything without paying the same price anyone else trying to steal from me would.My right to defend my person and property does not go away just because someone has a badge. Without a warrant, anyone taking anything from me and getting caught will be met with as much force as needed.
They better have probable cause before messing with me or my stuff.
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For my course i need to do a java project...how can i get it done by some professional on web???how much it costs???which websites are good?
Dude, I am back in school for programming. You are a fricken disgrace to programmers everywhere. Do your own damn work you lazy jackass. You are the type of halfass student who will get out in the work field and drag down your whole team by not knowing how to do your damn work.
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What's your fav flavor or popsicle?
red or orange. depends on my mood.
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Help me!!!
Chicken marsala is an Italian dish made from chicken cutlets, mushrooms, and Marsala wine. The chicken is coated in flour, briefly sautéd, and then removed from the pan, which is then used to make a Marsala reduction sauce. The sauce is made by reducing the wine to nearly the consistency of a syrup while adding onions or shallots, as well as mushrooms, herbs and possibly other...
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Which company slogan reminds you most of sex?
Good to the last drop (Maxwell House)
Does she ... or doesn't she? (Clairol)
melt in your mouth, not in your hand (M&Ms)
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How do you unlock a combination lock if you have no idea what the combo is?
With a very large hammer or a sledgehammer. Depends on how big the lock is.
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What is more fun than eating?
smokin up THEN eating lol
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Please answer my questions!!!
nah, that's all right. nothing in those I can answer, really.
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If you came to my house what would you bring me?
A couple bowls to put in the air with ya.
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How long do you hold a grudge?
I never let things go. If someone gets on my bad side they will always be there. I just may not let them know, and will get them in an appropriate manner later down the road. Some people have found out that it can be years after they wrong me, but I will still get them.
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The fabulous 'Lee Lee Chickybabe Avenger SLAB' Has made it to GURU!!!! Will you all join me in congratulating her??? WOOOO HOOOOO!! WAY TO GO GIRL XXXX
Grats on 70 LeeLee! Sorry I didn't notice until now lol.
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Which snack do you prefer: popcorn, pizza, pretzels or peanuts?
pizza or peanuts
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Do you know any of your AB Friends real first name?
Yes I do!
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I have had an excellent girlfriend who loves me very much but I am in the army we have been going out for 2 years. I want to propose but I dont know if I should because I would hardly see her and our three month old son
Dude, she had your kid. If you die and aren't married to her, she doesn't get the flag. Give her that respect, and marry her.
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Your in the mall, People all around you, You have an unbearable itch you know where.... Do you scratch it?
I sure do! Itches are a natural part of life. The natural course of action is to scratch them.
If nursing mothers can breastfeed in public because it is natural, then why can't men scratching themselves THROUGH clothes be given the same courtesy?
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My son is getting sealed in the LDS Temple. Where he has been told, is the mst holey of places. He will never feel closer to hs god or b mre fild w the holy spirit. I belev this fals. Can u tel me why he wil nvr b fild w th HS in the LDS Temple?
The very last thing the Bible says is cursed is anyone who adds to or takes from the Word of God. I think adding a whole other book like the Book of Mormon counts as adding to the finished word of God. You would think, being the last thing in there people would pay attention. Nope, you have these false prophets coming along to get themselves some power and control over others, and lead them...
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One of my girl friends is 14 and she dates guys about 16 years old. She once dated a 20 year old! I'm kinda worried about her. You know how the story goes:an older guy and younger girl have sex, have a baby, abort or the father leaves,ect. Any tips?
Here is a tip, worry about your own life. If she wants to do something stupid, then it is her problem, not yours.
Better start realizing that you can't solve other people's problems for them or you are going to have a really hard time once you grow older.
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I was just on my boyfriends myspace without his permission and I read messages he has sent to a whole bunch of these girls he doesn't even know saying they are hot and that he wants to bang them. How do I confront him about it with him getting mad at me?
You can't. By going and being a snoop you screwed yourself. If you confront him, with information you had no right to get in the first place, that makes you a sneaky bastard.
You had no right to look at his personal stuff, no matter what you suspect. Now that you found that there is no going back. You either dump him or confront him, knowing that calls you out for being a sneaky prick...
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Are there any websites out there to find out the results of how the US military voted and who they favored?
Nope, only sites with polls on them. Everyone's vote is secret.
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My d drive has duplicate files/ the files are the same as my c drive
my c drive has tons of space can i deleate some of the files on d drive w/out damage to my comp
If your C drive has tons of space free, then just leave the files on your D drive and consider them a backup copy, and use the C drive until it gets to about 75% full. Just make sure that your system and programs are using the C drive copies of your files, and not the D.
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Does anyone know why the CPU usage would max out to %100? in the task manager, Maybe to many processes running?
Sounds like you have too much stuff running. May be too many processes or you are trying to do more than your pc can handle. How many processes do you have going, and what OS?
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What's the most random sentence you can think of at the moment?
well several sentences actually, from Laurel and Hardy.
" If you gave a man a fish, and he didn't have to pay for it... then the profits would go to the fish..."
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Whats the most random pie you can think of?
Cow pie!
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Welcome to recruiting camp. Can you give your best battle cry?
I will go with the good old standby from Starship Troopers. I actually used this line when I was in the army, mostly because it was the best thing I could think of to say under fire lol.
"C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever?"
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Why do Goths, Punks, Skaters. EMO's etc, think they are being individualistic, when they all wear a uniform of belonging of some description?
What gets me is how each of these movements is just a reincarnation of an earlier one. Look back at the punk movement of the 70s and 80s and tell me you don't see anything similar to those modern movements.
You are right, though. You cannot be a rebel or a true individual when you still conform to a style or trend that is also common. You are still conforming.
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What do you think is in store for 'Saw 6'?
Oh god they are making another? They are just beating a dead horse. I stopped paying attention after the second one.
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I visited my 30 year old daughter unannounced and caught her in wet and soiled cloth diapers with pink plastic pants sucking on a baby bottle. I was shocked. She said i have a diaper fetish. I ddin't know what to say. Please help me deal with this?
You don't have to do anything. That is just one type of fetish people may have. While it may be disturbing to you, and odd, for her it may be perfectly normal. Leave it alone. Consider that part of her sex life and let her do as she feels is right without your two cents.
Sounds sick to me too, but everyone has their quirks.
Since this is not a mental health issue, but a sexual one, I...
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Should Sarah Palin run for PRESIDENT in 2012 (or 2016)?
Nah, I am already tired of all the jokes about her constant winking.
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What the hell is wrong with the you tonight?
Man that would be a long list lol.
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What fashion faupax makes you grit your teeth? (socks with sandals, etc.)
Very large men/women wearing spandex pants that are several sizes too small. You get to see every fold, flap, and crevice... ewwwww
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If god created the earth in 6 days, how long do you think that was for us?
There is alot of debate on this amongst Christians. The only thing I have to add is that it says in the Bible that one day with God is as ten thousand years. So could be 60,000 years, or could mean 6 days literally. No way to know for sure.
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Why is the $20 bill the most counterfeited.?Wouldn't someone rather have $100 bills?
Stores and businesses are far more likely to test 50s and 100s to make sure they are genuine than 20s.
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Can you be charged with counterfeiting ( money ) if your pocket did it?!? My pocket keeps making $20 bills.
Hey! You stole my pants! Give them back!
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I think my friend has huge crush on a teacher but how would i know
The question is, why do you care? Not like they can act on it without sending that teacher to jail.
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Is Oregon the most awesome state in the USA?
It is all right. Great scenery and climate. Doesn't really compare to some of the others, though.
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My laptop has a built in webcam - can hackers spy on me without my knowledge?
If your built in webcam has an active light next to it like mine does then you should just keep an eye on that light. If it turns on when you aren't using it, then you know something is up.
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What was the first video game system you ever owned?
The old pong game
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Golfing or lunch with the inlaws?
hmmm
can I hit golf balls at the in-laws instead?
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Do the Texas Rangers (Not the baseball team) still exist?
yep!
http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/director_staff/texas_rangers/
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WHAT NUMBER OF 3 MORE THAN 4 TIMES 10
Do your own damn homework. From the low difficulty of this question, you are either just a kid, or in the slow people class. Best learn to do your own work, unless you like making fries...
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Would you say something that happens in your country(it does happen), no matter its going to create a bad impression?
sure! here goes!
America is corrupt. The government is too influenced by special interest groups because they are allowed to employ lobbyists, who basically buy the votes of the politicians with donations, vacations, etc.
The world gets so pissed off with America and its foreign policy, not stopping to realize that most policy has nothing to do with the will of the american majority.
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I am a soldier in the US Army. My friends and I wonder if the people appreciate the fact that we are shot at everyday and in some cases die to protect U.S. intrests?
Yup. Hell been there myself wondering the same thing. I think alot of people do, but others just don't get it. Those of us who have been in combat, had to kill, or been wounded definitely understand and appreciate. Sometimes I wish I had never gotten out, and was still in...
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What's the best days to get pregnant?
by finishing school, or at least getting far enough where you know how to spell. Then maybe you can raise a kid without him/her ending up just another cashier at McDonald's.
What really makes me pause, is that in order to put this question in this category, you stared the word "pregnant" in the face, yet still didn't realize your error. Odd indeed.
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If you could make anything illegal, what would it be? Why?
fill in the blank questions
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What do you like the most about your involvement and participation in AB?
duplicate question
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/803568
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Which typical duplicate question are you tired of seeing asked over and over again? For example, Why is the sky blue?
Several come to mind.
1) run on, unpunctuated teenage questions. These types usually have something to do with someone's eyes wandering. There are thousands of these same questions, just slightly different in the writing. Stop asking and start reading dammit
2) Drug test questions. Look I am pro-legalization, but enough is enough. There are so many questions asking about drug tests...
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What will you give me to shut up?
Two half gone tic-tacs and a warm beer.
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Who do you think is the Anti-Christ?
No clue. The thing people don't seem to remember, though, is that people won't suspect him. The way he is going to fool so many is by not being suspected at all.
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Is "disrespect" really a verb?
It is a noun that is now heavily used as a verb.
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What came first, the chicken or the socialist?
The socialist animal activist trying to protect the rights of the chicken.
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4 words you never want to hear?
Is it in yet?
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Will You Rate Me Positive Or Negative Points For This Question?
What the hell, I'm stoned. Here is +5 from me!
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What does it mean if a girl says "I'm hungry, i want to eat you"
Usually means hold on, enjoy, and don't complain, man!
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Since it has now been proven that a black man can make it to the top, over a white man up for the same job, can we finally see an end to affirmative action and have a country where people advance based on skills, talents and qualifications instead?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1069491
duplicate
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Obama won and now wants to work "together" with all americans and all parties including his former opponents and conservatives. Do you really believe that?
I am not sure about that. What I do know is the one thing that most politicians seem to forget.
They work FOR the American public. No together about it.
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If Hillary or McCain would have had a white church pastor that preached the kind of hate-speech Obama's pastor did, they would have been crucified... ....But the issue was almost completely avoided with Obama......Why?
Because in this day and age, it is popular for black people to call white people racist, or be racist towards white people in humor, comedy, movies or tv. But if a white person DARED to call a black person racist they would be crucified themselves.
There is still a double standard when it comes to the race issue.
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Today is the lovely and amazing Andy Ninja’s birthday!! Who would like to join me in celebrating this very special day for a very special woman? Drinks are on me!!
Congrats Andy! Another one down, many more to come!
Kinda odd that I never noticed you were a woman... my bad!
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I cried, did you?
No, I passed gas and kept zoning out on sports.
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Whats your favorite black sabbath song?
War Pigs
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Where did the term 420 originate from?
Good question, wish I had the answer. Flagged for move to marijuana culture category, as this has nothing to do with summer camp.
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Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
I was visiting family down in Texas, and this shirt got mixed up in my laundry. Noticed it when I got back to Indiana, but no chance to return it yet, so I wear it. lol
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What is a good punishment for a 16 yr old that has missed a lot of school due to not getting up in time? Be specific.
Start throwing a bucket of water on him/her ever morning when it is time to get up. That will get them up. As an added punishment, make them toss their wet bedlinen in the wash every morning before they go to school.
I think the point will be made very well within a week.
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What has been your worst nightmare?
duplicate question. flagged.
please check to the right when you ask your questions, and see if a similar one is already in the list. Otherwise you are just asking the same question someone else did, and it will get rejected.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/71229
there is the question you duplicated
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Do some users consistently fail to use the search function? There seems to be a growing number of duplicate questions being asked (I will spontaneously combust if this questions is flagged as a dupe)
Seems that way. I was just about to ask a similar question when I found this one. I have seen several "Rap or rock" questions today, and seems to be a trend of new users just not caring or taking the time to look. What gets me, when you ask your question, similar ones show up on the right. Don't see how people could miss that...
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How old were you in 1980?
2
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Could you forgive a close relative for molesting your child?
Never. They would be dead the moment I found them. Doesn't matter who it was, or how close of a relation. I would have no faith in the system to punish them properly. Molesting a kid can completely screw them up for the rest of their lives, and that is unforgivable.You DO NOT mess with kids!!!
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Why is this question labeled as "spam/offensive?" http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4455124
Shouldn't have been. It is a duplicate of another couple of questions, so it could have been rejected wrong, or the guy who asked it could have has his account killed as a spammer. Either way that question has been asked before, so it would just get rejected as a duplicate anyway.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/81477
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/109170
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Is this site cool?
It used to be. Now it is turning into a clone of yahoo answers, and letting too much slide, thus bringing down the quality of this site.
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What is the worst thing a guy can say when he sees his new baby?
Can we send it back?
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What would be nice to have in your life at present?
About 10 pounds of high quality herb. That would make me feel alot better.
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Dont you think that this site would be the best if you could send messages to your friends ?? if you say no how come
I think that would be cool!
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Which actor or famous person do you miss?
Chris Farley
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What does it mean when someone says "score me a duce" when talking about smokes?
Sounds like they could be trying to find 20 dollars worth of "smoke"
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What is the best way to dispose of a body?
Lye.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lye
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Who would like to join me in congratulating Broody on becoming a sage?
Good work Broody! Keep it coming!
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What could i say now that would make your face light up with a big smile?
Tell me you are bringing over a case of beer and a sack.
Or tell me that you live next door and are having a huge party. That would make my day!
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My wonderful sweet friend Cognition is now a Maestro!! Since it's Halloween, will you put on your costumes and join in the celebration festivities?
Good work! Welcome to the club!
Don't have a costume. Going cheap this year. Instead of buying candy for the kiddies we are getting baked and going to the all you can eat buffet. Sorry.
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When you BBQ, what do you cook most often?
I grill chicken or beef any chance I get.
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Be honest! Have you ever peed in the pool?
Anyone who ever swam in a pool as a child has.So yes, I have.
It is rare that you find someone who has peed in a pool while they are not in it though. I have seen that done before. I have also seen one of my classmates when I was in 2nd grade take a dump in the pool. ewwwww
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What will your reaction be if Senator Obama loses the election?
same as if he wins. I will feel completely screwed. Candidates always promise change yet we always see the same damn BS. People forget that the president is not the one who makes the major law/policy changes. He can just propose them, sign off on them, or veto them if there isn't a majority approval already. Delegates from all over the country actually do that stuff. Until the day when...
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Are the before and after pictures really after and before?
Yes! The trick is, they never seem to say "before using this product" or " after using this product".
Since they never say before/after what, then they can make whatever changes they want without lying.
Another trick you will see alot is in pictures of the face. You will see many before pictures that are purposely looking miserable, and after pics where the person is...
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If you received $500 right now, and had to spend it immediately, how would you spend it?
I would go spend half on groceries, and the other half on some herb.
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What are some good ways to punish children without being physical. we dont want to spank them. they are 5 and 8. they have stolen about 360$ a cpl weeks ago and cant find the money they lost it. they have been lieing and stealing lately !
You could always take away their favorite toys/items and "lose" them to teach them what it feels like to have something taken from them.
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How long does it usually take you to raise a level on AB?
I took a while to get to my current level. Some people just seem to fly through them. More so now that fill in the blank questions have become allowed. Unfortunately that means that some people have just asked alot of silly useless questions just to gain levels.
Guess it all depends on your participation.
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Do you think Obama would do better in the polls if he was white. (unfortunately I think so. racist America)
Nope. The reason he is doing as well as he is is because of "reverse racism". He is getting alot of votes just because he is black.
As for my vote, he is going to get it. I am a white moderate republican, but as underqualified as he is, he won't screw up the country nearly as bad as McCain will.
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What one thing do you want to see in your lifetime?
I want to see the day when people stop whining, and looking for excuses.
Seems like all you hear these days are reasons people can't do things, and who they blame for it. The blacks blame the whites, the whites blame the latinos, the latinos blame the government, the government blames other countries, men blame women, women blame men, democrats blame republicans, etc. Seems like it is...
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Are video games like 'Guitar Hero' and 'Rock Band' inspiring kids to learn to play real musical instruments?
I think a small percentage are inspired to take up a real instrument. The rest are more likely to master the game, and think that makes them a musician. I know a few people who think they can play real guitar just because they can play a couple songs from GH on expert. I find that laughable. May be a fun game, but being able to play it well is pretty much a useless skill, just for fun.
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How long has it been since you've seen the ocean?
I went fishing with my father on the Bolivar Peninsula, near Galveston Island two weekends before the hurricane decimated that area. So roughly two months.
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I just read that 3% of the people in the US shower with their pets. Do you?
Nope.
The closest I have come is when my puppy decided to randomly jump in the bathtub while I was taking a shower. He quickly learned that hot water and soap do not feel good in the eyes, and jumped out. He was never curious again about what goes on behind the curtain.
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Why/How And When Would you use a fire alarm . Please answer its a homework crisis i always search on google and all it sais is selling fire alarm for 150 dollers and stuff like that im in priamry btw
Well, you use a fire alarm only when there is a fire, by activating it in whatever manner the instructions on the alarm say.
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Why aren't you dead yet?
No clue.
Maybe I am just a glutton for punishment...
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Is it cheating if the other chick is uglier than the girlfriend?
Well, this is a silly question. Took a look at your other two questions:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1041074
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1041360
That is when I realized you are either just trying to be funny, or you are a moron. I really hope it is the first reason, and not the second. AB can definitely use more people with a sense of humor. Certainly can't use more morons...
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Did you know that telling someone to do their own homework is not helpful at all?
More helpful than doing it for them, thus helping them to be lazy, and to learn nothing. If someone asks me to do their homework for them, they get told to do it themselves, everytime. The only way you learn the work, is to DO the work. Anything else is counterproductive.
You want to know why so many kids get out of school without the education they are supposed to have? Well alot of them...
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What sense to you is the strongest _________.
OK gonna be truthful.
Why the hell did you put a blank after strongest?
It is not needed.
"What sense to you is the strongest?" is a good question.
Adding the blank to the end of it makes it look foolish.
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I'm getting bored here. Will Answerbag launch any mini-game programs?
Damn, I hope not. That would just be another thing to go wrong, or slow down AB.
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Please complete this statement: "If I had known _____________________ ."
If I had known that fill in the blank questions would be allowed on AB during one of the changes they have made, then I wouldn't have ever joined up in the first place.
Fill in the blank questions just allow people too dumb to come up with decent, though provoking questions to get points for nonsense questions such as this one.
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Might the "Juice" win on appeal?
Who cares? That jackass got away with murder already. By his lawyers overuse of loopholes, and the race card being played so heavily during the goldman/simpson murder trial he got off. The only difference this time is that the race issue will put a guilty man in jail instead of letting a killer be free.
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What is there an abundance of where you live?
Idiots who cannot understand the following concepts:
you can go the speed limit, instead of always going at least 5 mph slower
You can turn right on red light as long as there is no oncoming traffic, and no signs saying you cannot turn on red
Old people who have to take turns at 1 mph
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WHO KNOWS THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE WHEN A GIRL SQUIRTS DURNING SEX?
I dunno.
Who knows the best way to tell someone that they make themselves seem like a moron when they ask a question in all caps, and spell "during" with an extra "N"?
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Im pregnant and having a baby girl, and cant think of any cute african american baby girl names... Im due in 2 months... If you have any cute, African- American names plase let me know... Id strongly appreciate it....
The only advice I can give you is to avoid using names with "iqua" or "eisha" at the ends of them, or any similar sounding spelling variations.
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Why isn't there a category for George Michael on AB?
I don't really think there should be. He's a pud.
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Can you name any book in G W Bush's Library?
His favorite, "Horton Hears a Who"
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Why did India steal American jobs?
They didn't. Morons in charge of american companies turned traitor to their own nation and sent the jobs there to cut down overhead. Another example of money coming before what is right.
Thanks to those executives, it is almost impossible to get tech support without such thick accents they can barely be understood.
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How some one tell me how to change an unkown user password? in a WXP
You know, you asked this question as anonymous. You also wrote your q a little oddly. You could be someone whose first language that isn't english.
My bet, though, is that you are someone trying to gain access to someone else's windows account.
If you want this question to be taken seriously, don't post as anonymous. It just makes you look like someone up to no good,...
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Time flies by when your having______?
sex....
errr....
FUN!
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I just heard on the news that almost all of the mass shootings have had something to do with video game violence, the suspects use the games to become "desensitized." Do you think we should stop making video games that portray shooting other human beings?
Nah, those are just the defective people making themselves known. If there wasn't video game violence those same people would have been influenced by something else. Those people just aren't right to begin with, even if it is not apparent.
This is just another case of a moronic minority making a much larger group of people look bad. Most people that play violent games use them a...
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Pro violent video games or anti?
Can be quite a bit of fun!
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If either candidate cuts taxes as they've indicated over and over. How do they plan on financing the day to day operation of the government? Should there be a cutback in earnings of the people that supposedly serve the public good?
I say they should cut taxes ten times as much as they plan, and get marijuana legalized.
If the government would stop spending billions a year fighting a substance that no one can possibly overdose from, and instead tax marijuana and legalize it for those 21 and older, they could pay for their cuts. This would also take one reason for street level violence away, and save the lives of alot...
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Is change coming?
Yes, but I doubt it will come how everyone thinks.
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What is the most over-used word in the 2008 presidential race?
Change.
Candidates always promise it, yet we always end up with the same old crap.
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Would you be offended if I said "Screw you and the broom you flew in on!"?
Nah, I would just say "same to you" or "screw you and the horse that rode you in".
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What color is the number "6" in your mind?
green
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Do men like cuddling?
I do, but it tends to lead to dirty thoughts.
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If your alarm clock had a setting to wake you up the previous day and let you do it over, how often would you use that setting?
I would use it every single day to get the previous one right, until it went perfectly. Then I would move on to the next day and repeat the process. This way every single day could be perfect, although it would be qite repetitive.
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Brits: Should we leave the EU and ally ourselves closer to the USA?
As an American I don't think that would be good for you. The US has a highly unstable economy, and a habit for worrying too much about the world, while letting itself go down the toilet. I don't know about staying with the EU, but the US isn't the best friend to have at the moment. My view may be different from many other Americans, but I have lived abroad most of my life, and...
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How would you like to help me come up with a name for the coffee shop I plan to open up soon?
Let's Get Baked
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Are YOU the apple of someone's eye?
Nah. Maybe the pit of someone's cherry.
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What positive items do you associate with elderly people? (ie biscuits, tea)
Hard butterscotch candy!
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This guy asked 1 of my friends for my number. and we texted 24/7 for a couple of days. then we hung out, and he stopped texting me... and he claimed it was cuz he was busy.... then we hung out again,and he stopped talking to me again. what does this mean?
Sounds like you are just a teenager. Don't worry bout the little things, stuff in relationships as a teen just aren't important, as you can't possibly have a mature relationship that early anyway. If you are older than a teen then you just need to either find someone more mature, or mature more yourself, because this all sounds childish.
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What is the 2nd letter of your 1st name?
R
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Does the Bible say anywhere that children are exempt from Hell?
Nope. Until one is old enough/capable of understanding right from wrong, though, they cannot actually sin. One has to be able to fully know the difference between doing what is right and wrong before it can be sin. That is why young children and some of the mentally disabled get a "free ride" to heaven.
Unless one sins, they are 100% innocent in God's eyes, thus do not need to...
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Do you think rain is a nice name for a baby girl. i names my daughter that i just want to know if the kids in school will make fun of that
Honestly that sounds like one of those hippie names like waterfall, sky, etc. While I don't think your daughter will be made fun of alot in school over it, she will have to deal with some teasing.
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Am I the only one very disappointed with the Answerbag staff after the very unnecessary ban of Jodie44?
Judging by the answers you have here, you seem to be one of a very small group that is unhappy to see her gone. Despite what she does that appears to be nice, her circle was very small, and if you weren't in it, and said anything she didn't like, she would be a major b*#$^. Enough people have seen by now just what she is capable of.
I took a good long break where I was barely ever...
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What is that term of endearment that you use when you speak to your pet?
usually I just call her dumbass
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About how much does a pill of extacy cost?
Varies depending on where you live. In large cities, it can be as low as a few bucks. Out in the country towns it can be as much as 25.
Pay no attention when someone tells you that a pill is single stack, double stack, triple stack, etc.
THIS MEANS NOTHING
what actually matters is the amount of MDMA in the pill, and anyone can tell you what they want you to believe to spend the money.
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I know that I am utterly beautiful and physically perfect in every way shape and form, but when I say "hi" to girls, they automatically turn away about 95% of the time and never give me a chance. Why the hell?
Well it sounds like you are just a stuck up egomaniac. That could be a big part of why women don't want anything to do with you.
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Would anyone like to share any advice for those ABer's who love posting the same question 10 different times within the same five minutes?
Yeah, on behalf of all AB, to those fools I say:
"Shut the f&$^ up you morons! "
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In two words how do think your friends describe you? (be honest!)
a** hole
s*** head
mother f***er
smart ass
:)
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Have you ever wanted to wash yourself with the blood of the innocent?
Nah, the blood of the innocent isn't exfoliating. I have to take care of my skin after all!
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What are your favorite quotes?
from "They Live". the line said by Roddy Piper when he walks into the bank carrying a shotgun:
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum"
the younguns think that line came from the Duke Nukem video games. Nope! originally said in an 80s cult classic!
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Should we send prisoners on death row to fight in the war?
I say we cuff them up, strap them to the large bombs we tend to drop all over the place, and let them go out with a bang!
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Simplify.
1. (2x+3y-5)+(-3y-6)
2. 3xy+4xy-6xz
3. -3x-6x+x
4. (4x+3y)-(2x-5y)
5. 4x+6x-8x
6. -3(2x-1)-5
7. 7xy+2xz+4xz-12xyz+2zx
8. 2(3x-1)+15
9. 2x+3y-4x
10. -3(2x-5)-4(x+7)
Seriously, are you such a lazy ass that you can't even do your own damn homework?
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You are sitting behind a curtain watching meters that measure pressure, volume, and temperature of some kind of heat engine. Pressure, volume, and temperature have reached an equilibrium state
Good for them, but this is not a question.
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Are you tired of Politics in the news?
Yes I am. It seems that everyone has a different story about what the other is doing and how much their opponent plans to spend. On top of the presidential race you have the added hassle of listening to news about the failing economy and all the different views on that .
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Should an employer have the right to choose employees without governmental interference?
Yes they should. Any government rules or regulations that tell an employer that they should hire anyone but the most qualified candidates is BS. No one should be hired based on age, sex, religion, orientation, etc. The best person for the job should always get it. Unfortunately that is not the case in modern America...
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Some studies suggest that moderate use of Marijuana may actually prevent cancer! What are your thoughts on this?
Wouldn't surprise me one bit. I am shocked by how many positive uses marijuana has.
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Will you disown me if I go insane today?
Nah, that would make me a hypocrite, as I am already insane. :)
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