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When you are too old to live by yourself, where would you rather go?
on March 12th, 2010 |
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| 1 person likes this
What does it mean when all of your AB points have disappeared and your achievement level is beginner?
on March 12th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
I've put a few of my favorite quotes on my profile. What is your favorite quote(s)?
on March 12th, 2010 |
2 answers
In what area of your life do you find the most drama?
on March 10th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 5 people like this
What are these girls looking at?
on March 10th, 2010 |
10 answers
| 2 people like this
Anybody want a "free cat"?
on March 10th, 2010 |
5 answers
| 3 people like this
I am thinking about selling my body. What should I charge per part?
on March 10th, 2010 |
19 answers
| 2 people like this
I am often called the "Burt Reynolds" of my generation. Would you agree?
on March 10th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Why are you winking at me?
on March 10th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
What will it take for you to remember me?
on March 9th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
"No fishing" in America. Did you ever think that Obama was going to go this far?
on March 9th, 2010 |
9 answers
| 2 people like this
I\'m job hunt. What the chances that I could get a boob job?
on March 8th, 2010 |
One answer
What would be better than being stuck in a room full of boobies?
on March 8th, 2010 |
6 answers
How do I keep Grandma from sniffing the dog's butt?
on March 8th, 2010 |
9 answers
| 4 people like this
What you call dog with no legs?
on March 8th, 2010 |
17 answers
| 1 person likes this
"Neglected by 'lazy' nurses, man, 22, dying of thirst rang the police to beg for water" Are you ready for Obamacare?
on March 8th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
Who's trashier?
on March 5th, 2010 |
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| 4 people like this
Who is the best spokesperson?
on March 5th, 2010 |
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Is Texas where the men are men and the sheep are scared?
on March 5th, 2010 |
9 answers
| 2 people like this
Why do you envy me?
on March 4th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
My nipples are leaking a white fluid. Could I be pregnant?
on March 4th, 2010 |
4 answers
Will you bare my child?
on March 4th, 2010 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
What's the most disturbing thing that someone has asked you to do?
on March 4th, 2010 |
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| 4 people like this
Can you name three things that alcohol can cure?
on March 4th, 2010 |
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| 3 people like this
Does giving birth underwater look like the tide at Omaha beach?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
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| 1 person likes this
What is Obama's ideology?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
3 answers
Is the surname Hitler still around?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
How do I keep Grandpa from pooping in the neighbors yard?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
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I have a penis and a job. What else do I need to find a girlfriend?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
In your opinion, who is the greatest American general in history?
on February 26th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
What is Al Gore?
on February 26th, 2010 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
What was your dirtiest job ever?
on February 23rd, 2010 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Was Thomas Jefferson referring to Barack Obama when he said:
on February 21st, 2010 |
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| 2 people like this
How do you feel about your government?
on February 21st, 2010 |
11 answers
| 2 people like this
What kind of an activist are you?
on February 21st, 2010 |
13 answers
| 2 people like this
Dp you have an opinion on people that are easily offended?
on February 20th, 2010 |
9 answers
Why don't you just let them puppies out to breath?
on February 19th, 2010 |
2 answers
Are you spayed or neutered?
on February 19th, 2010 |
2 answers
What is that in your pocket?
on February 19th, 2010 |
13 answers
| 3 people like this
I got me a date with a squaw this weekend, what can I expect?
on February 19th, 2010 |
7 answers
Did you know that Tiger Woods cheated on his wife?
on February 19th, 2010 |
16 answers
| 6 people like this
Is another definition for an Atheist a "know it all"?
on February 19th, 2010 |
28 answers
| 3 people like this
What is your most resent commitment?
on February 18th, 2010 |
One answer
What's your favorite sin?
on February 18th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 3 people like this
Obama says that the 787 billions dollar stimulus passed last year saved us. In fact it worked so well he wants another one. Do you agree?
on February 18th, 2010 |
2 answers
If Lindsay Lohan blows you a kiss, can you still get herpes?
on February 18th, 2010 |
7 answers
Why are you so jealous of me? Is it because of my sexy personality?
on February 17th, 2010 |
6 answers
At what point did you figure out that your bus was shorter then all the other kids buses?
on February 16th, 2010 |
9 answers
| 1 person likes this
For the love of sweet Pete, what can I do to bring on Global Warming faster? I am so sick of the snow I could puke!
on February 15th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
If I have a son named Dale Jr., but my name's not Dale, would I be considered a redneck?
on February 12th, 2010 |
4 answers
What will one of the great achievements of the Obama presidency be?
on February 11th, 2010 |
11 answers
| 1 person likes this
When I say integrity and strong leader, does Barack Obama pop into your mind?
on February 11th, 2010 |
11 answers
| 1 person likes this
Will you touch me? Please?
on February 7th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
How do I find a women that won't nag me, that will give me sex whenever I ask and that will have my dinner waiting on me?
on February 7th, 2010 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
Is the place where Stalin is buried considered a communist plot?
on February 7th, 2010 |
10 answers
| 5 people like this
I sent my GF a huge pile of snow. Do you think that she got my drift?
on February 7th, 2010 |
One answer
Why is it that most people that vote after death only vote democrat?
on February 3rd, 2010 |
9 answers
| 2 people like this
What are the chances that Obama will become a conservative after seeing how his liberal policies ruined America?
on February 3rd, 2010 |
12 answers
How fast will the American high speed rail go?
on January 28th, 2010 |
One answer
Does the failings of Obama prove to us that experience really does matter in the White House?
on January 28th, 2010 |
10 answers
| 4 people like this
What are some things that you should not say to a naked man?
on January 26th, 2010 |
13 answers
| 1 person likes this
I am throwing a party in my pants this weekend. Mr. Johnson will even be there. Shall I mark you down as an attendee?
on January 21st, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Are most midget prostitutes usually half price?
on January 13th, 2010 |
9 answers
| 6 people like this
What's more destructive to freedom then a liberal president?
on December 23rd, 2009 |
10 answers
| 1 person likes this
Did You Know That Eating Cheetos And Watching Porn Will Make Your Privates Orange?
on December 15th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
You just murdered your mother-in-law, what do you do first?
on December 11th, 2009 |
21 answers
How do I switch my AnswerBag view back to classic view?
on December 11th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 3 people like this
Is it possible that Obama did to AB what he's going to do to the health care system? Make it confusing.
on December 11th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Can I still ask questions regarding poop?
on December 11th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
If you Google your name, what is the first thing that comes up?
on December 11th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do you think that Tiger ever laid his balls on the ladies tee?
on December 10th, 2009 |
One answer
Did you sleep with Tiger?
on December 9th, 2009 |
12 answers
| 7 people like this
Can you say with 100% certainty that there are no nude pictures of you on the internet?
on December 4th, 2009 |
60 answers
| 31 people like this
May I please have your baby?
on December 4th, 2009 |
14 answers
| 10 people like this
Should Al Gores Oscar be taken back since his documentary was based on cooked science?
on December 4th, 2009 |
12 answers
| 14 people like this
I think that I just lost my virginity, how do I know for sure?
on December 3rd, 2009 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
What is the most valuable sin that the devil has?
on December 3rd, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Would you mind if I played with your __________?
on December 3rd, 2009 |
6 answers
| 4 people like this
I know what an inside joke is, but what is an outside joke?
on December 3rd, 2009 |
7 answers
| 4 people like this
I am packing for a cruise off the coast of Somalia. What are a few things that I should be sure to bring with me?
on December 3rd, 2009 |
14 answers
| 6 people like this
Can you name a male answerbagger?
on December 3rd, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
How do you like your Christmas tree; Small and perky or large and saggy?
on December 2nd, 2009 |
5 answers
| 5 people like this
Do you live by a code?
on December 2nd, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
I quit smoking over the holiday weekend. Do you have any good advice on getting through the urge to smoke?
on November 30th, 2009 |
26 answers
| 16 people like this
If I let you do this to me will you still respect me in the morning?
on November 25th, 2009 |
12 answers
| 9 people like this
Is Mary Landreu America's most expensive prostitute?
on November 25th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
I am planning on attending the Manson family Thanksgiving tomorrow, what should I expect?
on November 25th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 7 people like this
How powerful is your ego?
on November 25th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
When the democrat say that the public option health care system will not cost one extra dime, do you really believe them?
on November 20th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
What system works beater then capitalism?
on November 18th, 2009 |
15 answers
| 10 people like this
If you want the rich to pay for your health care, how does that make you different for someone on welfare?
on November 18th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
To fix the gap in health coverage to Americans, Obama will put the ones in jail that don't want coverage. To fix the unemployment...
on November 12th, 2009 |
10 answers
| 6 people like this
Obama wants to talk about jobs at a job summit. Wasn't his stimulus package supposed to help the job problem?
on November 12th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Will t-shirts that get you out of jury duty get you through air port security?
on November 9th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
The Democrats are debating the push to spark job creation instead of pushing a socialized agenda. What's taken them so long?
on November 5th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 6 people like this
Why do democrat hate their country so much? I'm referring to posted link.
on October 29th, 2009 |
11 answers
| 8 people like this
Where does all that money that Obama and the democrats are giving away come from?
on October 27th, 2009 |
23 answers
| 15 people like this
Why do you chew your nails?
on October 27th, 2009 |
23 answers
| 14 people like this
If Obama is not a capitalist, which he's proven that he's not, then what is he?
on October 27th, 2009 |
18 answers
| 12 people like this
Wouldn't an all see chat thread line be cool to see on the AB page?
on October 24th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 6 people like this
Have you ever slept with a client or customer?
on October 24th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
What's the coolest thing that you've ever seen?
on October 24th, 2009 |
39 answers
| 18 people like this
What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
on October 24th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
Are you looking for a partner right now?
on October 24th, 2009 |
29 answers
| 20 people like this
What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?
on October 24th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
What is the worst name for a stripper to have?
on October 24th, 2009 |
54 answers
| 27 people like this
What was the last thing you did that disappointed you?
on October 24th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 5 people like this
Does a vasectomy mean never having to say I'm sorry again when she says I missed my period?
on October 24th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 4 people like this
Would you mind if I put my pickle in your jar for a minute?
on October 24th, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
Are all feminists ugly?
on October 22nd, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Athiests: Who, what or where do you choose to place your faith?
on October 22nd, 2009 |
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| 17 people like this
Are all feminists ugly?
on October 21st, 2009 |
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If the arctic ice cap melted, how would that make the oceans rise?
on October 21st, 2009 |
12 answers
| 9 people like this
How many ________ in your _________?
on October 21st, 2009 |
10 answers
| 10 people like this
What happened to all the stimulus jobs that were promised?
on October 20th, 2009 |
22 answers
| 18 people like this
What word(s) do you associate with a trail park?
on October 19th, 2009 |
10 answers
| 6 people like this
Are you ready for Obamacare? See link:
on October 16th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
This idea that government is beholden to the people, that it has no other source of power except the sovereign people. Do you think that...
on October 16th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Do you believe that your rights are God given or are they just borrowed from the Obama administration?
on October 16th, 2009 |
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| 13 people like this
What historical event did you take part in?
on October 15th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
What item do you always have with you no matter were you are?
on October 15th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Can you believe that Obama has only been in the White House for 9 months and he's already fixed global warming?
on October 13th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Why would Pelosi and Reid wait to fight against posting their new health care bill online? Is it possible that they up to no good?
on October 6th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
What's the corniest 70's song that you can think of?
on October 5th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
How do you like your stripper?
on October 5th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
What fun things are there to do in Minneapolis?
on October 5th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
October is breast cancer awareness month, so in honor of that I would like to offer free breast exams with my nice WARM hands. Would you...
on October 5th, 2009 |
15 answers
| 12 people like this
Do you think that the International Olympic Committee is racist or was this also George Bush's fault?
on October 2nd, 2009 |
13 answers
| 12 people like this
Why are you so excited?
on October 2nd, 2009 |
19 answers
| 10 people like this
I was playing my tuba last night and my neighbor yelled at me "Shove that thing up your rear!". Should I have been rude and...
on October 2nd, 2009 |
15 answers
| 16 people like this
What are your thoughts of the United Nations?
on October 1st, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Did you know the American Health Insurance Companies only make a 3% profit? Do you think that making $0.03 on every dollar is a fair profit?
on October 1st, 2009 |
12 answers
| 7 people like this
Is it just me or has Whoopi Goldberg finally lost her mind? Check out the attached video.
on September 30th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 6 people like this
Do you have any awkward elevator stories to tell?
on September 30th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 8 people like this
Roman Polanski and Woody Allen are going to open a daycare. Would you like to sign up your child today?
on September 30th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 9 people like this
Have you ever gone into a store fitting room and yelled "Hey there's no toilet paper in here!"?
on September 29th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Looking at the 08 democrat primary from a liberals perspective, would you say that you were a racist or a sexiest? If you voted in that...
on September 29th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Bill Clinton says that the vast right wing conspiracy is back. I missed last nights meeting, can someone please update me?
on September 28th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Have you ever found a higher level of living, after you thought that life couldn't get any better? Would love to hear examples.
on September 25th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
I'm going liberal hunting this weekend. What's the best weapon to use for liberal hunting? Also, what would be a good bait for...
on September 24th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Where can I go to purchase a live bear trap?
on September 24th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Does the BMI chart seem accruate at all? I haven't weighted what it says that I should since 7th grade and I don't look...
on September 24th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Where are you on your way too?
on September 23rd, 2009 |
11 answers
| 6 people like this
What do you lie about the most? For me it's "I'm fine."
on September 23rd, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Guys: Do you tend to attract women like Ginger, Mary Ann or Mrs. Howell?
Girls: Do you tend to attract men like Gilligan, The...
on September 22nd, 2009 |
16 answers
| 12 people like this
What should you not say to a naked man?
on September 22nd, 2009 |
33 answers
| 25 people like this
Is Ileane an inappropriate name for a women with one leg?
on September 18th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 7 people like this
Is 2 inches to long for my penis?
on September 18th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
So what do you place into your box?
on September 18th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
I want to be the next Neil Diamond. What is the first step that I need to take?
on September 18th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 5 people like this
What are three things that are sure to kill your sex life?
on September 18th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Attached is a story about a girl that lied about being raped. My question is; should the people that lie about rape be punished just as...
on September 18th, 2009 |
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| 19 people like this
What is that in your pants?
on September 17th, 2009 |
19 answers
| 17 people like this
Is it wrong that I had relations with a female miner from West Virgina?
on September 17th, 2009 |
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| 15 people like this
Is there a story behind who wrote the poem "The Man in the Mirror"?
on September 16th, 2009 |
One answer
What celebrity would you want to be a personal assistant too?
on September 16th, 2009 |
20 answers
| 16 people like this
Do you think that Obama will appoint Joe Wilson as "truth" Czar?
on September 15th, 2009 |
14 answers
| 14 people like this
Is it possible that Obama's failing will make GW Bush look good as a president?
on September 15th, 2009 |
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| 21 people like this
Are you not getting a kick out of the latest criminal acts that the once Obama led ACORN has been caught doing?
on September 14th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
How many times do you think that Obama will say "Let me be clear" tonight? How many times will you say "HUH?" after...
on September 9th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Guess who's losing money on the auto bailout? Should we put more money into them?
on September 9th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Have you seen what the Democrat have in mind for our new health care bill? Check out this link and let us know what you think.
on September 8th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Will one of the "green jobs" provided by the stimulus money to pick-up dead birds killed by all the new wind mills that we a...
on September 8th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Obama is going to clear the confusion about what he wants as a health care bill for the seventh time. Do you think that this time he will...
on September 8th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 7 people like this
If the game of life ended today, do you feel that you would be a winner?
on September 8th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Will somebody please scratch my answerBAG! I can't reach it.
on September 3rd, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
What's your favorite four lettered word?
on September 3rd, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Who is the most sane ABer?
on September 3rd, 2009 |
8 answers
| 11 people like this
I got it! I got it!
What did I get?
on September 3rd, 2009 |
13 answers
| 12 people like this
Is Lady Ga Ga really a lady, a man or both?
on September 3rd, 2009 |
12 answers
| 8 people like this
How much of the stuff on Craigslist is scam?
on September 2nd, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Why are the American people rejecting this democrat led America, don't they understand that it's only going to hurt worse if...
on September 2nd, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
There are a few people that think that the government should pay for our health care, do you think that the government should also pay...
on September 1st, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Doing a gig in Chicago in late October. Any local ABer's want meet up for a bite while I'm in town?
on September 1st, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
on September 1st, 2009 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
on September 1st, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
on September 1st, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
on September 1st, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
What current popular trend do you find ridiculous and foolish?
on August 28th, 2009 |
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| 20 people like this
If your driving a company vehicle on company time doing company business and wreck the vehicle, can they demand to use your personal...
on August 28th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Have you ever had a romance that left critters in your pants?
on August 27th, 2009 |
11 answers
| 8 people like this
Do you twater?
on August 24th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Why is our great President's approval numbers dropping so fast?
on August 24th, 2009 |
27 answers
| 17 people like this
What tricks do you use to maintain self control?
on August 21st, 2009 |
8 answers
| 11 people like this
What is the most interesting aspect of your life?
on August 21st, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I have finally figured out what the name of my new rock band is going to be. I will call it "Infected Teacher"! What do you think?
on August 21st, 2009 |
3 answers
| 4 people like this
How do I keep my wife from picking the lock on the cage that I keep her in?
on August 19th, 2009 |
28 answers
| 24 people like this
You've herd of "cash for clunckers", well this morning I herd that Bill Clinton is going to start "Cash for...
on August 18th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 7 people like this
What could get you fired from your job?
on August 17th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Have you ever had intercourse in your parents bed?
on August 17th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
Have you every had sex with your s/o as a guest in someone elses home?
on August 17th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
How many times has the temperature gotten over 100 degrees where you live this year?
on August 17th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Do all horses live in a stable home?
on August 17th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Are smokers and MOST morbidly obese people placed in the same type of discriminated category?
on August 14th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Are you a love child?
on August 14th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 4 people like this
What did the Girl from Ipanema look like?
on August 14th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Would you like to donate something to me?
on August 14th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Who's the naughtiest ABer that you've ran into?
on August 14th, 2009 |
10 answers
| 10 people like this
What would be the category for this question?
on August 14th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
What do you keep in that bag over there?
on August 14th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
If your 5 year old daughter was diagnosed to die within a year, would you tell her or not?
on August 13th, 2009 |
12 answers
| 8 people like this
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear "honey, we need to talk" from your s/o?
on August 13th, 2009 |
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| 17 people like this
Will you come here and pull Uncle Payton's finger?
on August 13th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 5 people like this
What should expect from my date for this weekend? Picture attached:
on August 13th, 2009 |
24 answers
| 16 people like this
What are you to young to do?
on August 13th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
What is the sissiest sport that you can think of?
on August 13th, 2009 |
37 answers
| 25 people like this
Well I guess I'm going to go ahead and sell my body. What are some good ideas on how to market myself?
on August 13th, 2009 |
14 answers
| 9 people like this
How much would it take for you to clean my toenails and give me a good foot massage?
on August 12th, 2009 |
14 answers
| 13 people like this
I'm thinking about getting me three wives. What should I expect?
on August 12th, 2009 |
80 answers
| 45 people like this
Are the people that you want to sleep with different then the people that you want to wake up with?
on August 11th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 4 people like this
Does anyone else gain a sense of satisfaction when the Q-Tip comes out yellow-orange?
on August 11th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 7 people like this
Why do we call them officers when they're never in an office?
on August 11th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 6 people like this
Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only a bra?
on August 11th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 8 people like this
What do a hemorrhoid and an asteroid have in common?
on August 11th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
What pizza place were you live have "square cut" pizza?
on August 11th, 2009 |
14 answers
| 10 people like this
What if you don't have time for a time management seminar?
on August 11th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
What are the chances that Ronald McDonald has high cholesterol?
on August 11th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 8 people like this
Where can I go to take a crash course on flying?
on August 11th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 4 people like this
Why are there signs that read "no shoplifting"? Is there a place where it's okay?
on August 11th, 2009 |
10 answers
| 6 people like this
Does wild rice have to be hunted?
on August 11th, 2009 |
13 answers
| 8 people like this
Only I can prevent forest fires? Isn't that a lot of pressure?
on August 11th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Who is the bigger lobby for marijuana, Visine or Hostess?
on August 11th, 2009 |
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If you publish a book on kleptomania, should you expect a certain amount of profit loss?
on August 11th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Have you ever used a rent to buy store for anything?
on August 11th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
What's the longest job that you held?
on August 11th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
What is the definition of a skank?
on August 11th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Payton is going to speak in the third person for the rest of the day. Would anyone like to join Payton in doing this?
on August 11th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I'm going to hunt me a North American snipe tonight. What equipment will I need to catch one?
on August 11th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
What is the oldest business/company still operating in America today?
on August 10th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
After reading this article is there any reason not to believe that the Obama administration is not filled with thugs?
on August 10th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
What is the standard rate of dissipation for a fresh Budweiser flatulent?
on August 10th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer call the people that are voicing their anger toward the Health Care bill un-American. Do you agree?
on August 10th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
What's your favorite kind of wiener?
on August 7th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
When you have a cold would you rather have a runny nose or a stuffy nose?
on August 6th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
When getting your mug shot, are you going to smile or not?
on August 6th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Would would like to buy one of my Obama Bumper Sticker Remover that I am selling?
on August 6th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 8 people like this
Guess who the people see which president as the bigger failure? I'll give you a hint, it's not Bush.
on August 6th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 11 people like this
New AB rule suggestion: How about we not allow DR's without a comment submission?
on August 6th, 2009 |
no answers
| 8 people like this
Obama is recruiting the US citizens to spy on each other. Does this not remind you of when Hitler recruited the German citizens to spy on...
on August 6th, 2009 |
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| 13 people like this
It looks like the democrat congress is using 200 million of our tax dollars to have a private plane service. Is this a wise use of your...
on August 6th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Can woman do anything?
on August 6th, 2009 |
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| 13 people like this
Golf is such a great game! Did you know that if you yell FOUR, that you can hit another golfer with your ball?
on August 6th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 7 people like this
Will taking herpes medication make you want to go kayaking?
on August 5th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 7 people like this
Can you tell the age of a person by counting the wrinkles on their skin?
on August 5th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 4 people like this
Why don't houses have lighting rods anymore?
on August 5th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 6 people like this
What gets your engine humming?
on August 5th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 5 people like this
I'm going to go hooker shopping this weekend. What should I look for in a good reliable hooker?
on August 5th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
My grandpa keeps going over and peeing on the neighbors roses again. What can I do to break him of this?
on August 5th, 2009 |
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| 20 people like this
What kind of fruit would you compare your breasts too? i.e. grape, watermelon, banana....
on August 5th, 2009 |
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| 12 people like this
What makes you think that you should have the same quality health care as your President and Senate?
on August 3rd, 2009 |
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| 13 people like this
When is it a good occasion to lie?
on August 3rd, 2009 |
8 answers
| 5 people like this
I'm selling a new eco-friendly vibrator that runs on solar. Would you be interested in buying one?
on August 3rd, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
Does your congressmen represent your interests in your opinion?
on August 3rd, 2009 |
10 answers
| 8 people like this
What's the point of voting for a republican if they are not for lower taxes and smaller government anymore?
on July 31st, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
If the Federal Government can't administer a program like "cash for clunkers" why in the heck would we want them to...
on July 31st, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
Can you name something that you might spit on before using?
on July 31st, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Where can I get the best deal on used panties?
on July 30th, 2009 |
10 answers
| 10 people like this
I think that you are one of my illegitimate children. Will you come here and give Daddy a big hug?
on July 30th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 6 people like this
What's your favorite diet food?
on July 30th, 2009 |
12 answers
| 9 people like this
What does a lot of sex look like?
on July 30th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 3 people like this
Do you feel like your wasting your summer away or are you doing a great job at enjoying it?
on July 30th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Obama is still blaming Bush. When can we get a leader that leads and don't blame?
on July 29th, 2009 |
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| 16 people like this
Why is it so much easier to drink a six pack of beer in two hours, then it is to drink a six pack of pop in the same time?
on July 27th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 7 people like this
What's another name for a politician?
on July 27th, 2009 |
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| 14 people like this
How does the WNBA make money? I'm pretty sure that it's not from fan attendance, considering the games are always fanless.
on July 24th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I have two tickets to the WNBA all-star game. They are upper level seats close to the roof. For you I will give them up for $250.00 each....
on July 24th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Will you please work harder? The Obama needs the money.
on July 24th, 2009 |
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| 14 people like this
When will the Cambridge police officer get an apology from "the Obama" for saying that he acted stupidly, when the officer only...
on July 24th, 2009 |
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| 17 people like this
Are we tired of hearing "let me be clear" yet?
on July 23rd, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Are there any politicians on AB?
on July 23rd, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
On a scale from 1 to 10 with 1 being no more informative then before the conference and 10 being very informative, how would you rate...
on July 23rd, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
What do you think that the real reason is for "the Obama" wanting to fast track such a costly program like Health care reform?
on July 23rd, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Are you apart of "the Obama's" congregation?
on July 23rd, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Where are the Anti-war people since "the Obama" was elected?
on July 23rd, 2009 |
8 answers
| 9 people like this
Why are so many people in America against the freedom of choice?
on July 23rd, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
While watching the Obama speak last night I taped a sign at the base of my TV that said "He has yet to tell the truth". Did you...
on July 23rd, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
What kind of products are you brand loyal with?
on July 23rd, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
They finally found Obama's birth certificate. Do you think that this will finally satisfy the nay sayers? See link:
on July 22nd, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Can you define a right?
on July 22nd, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
I just got done building my rocket ship to take people to the moon. I am only charging $19.95 per person per trip. Will that be cash or...
on July 22nd, 2009 |
10 answers
| 7 people like this
What are some signs that you may be overweight?
on July 22nd, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
What has Obama done for you so far?
on July 22nd, 2009 |
17 answers
| 12 people like this
Our new surgeon general is obese. Obama says that she will be more in tune with the countries fight with obesity being obese herself....
on July 22nd, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
I entered you into a beauty pageant. What are you going to do for the talent part of the contest?
on July 22nd, 2009 |
11 answers
| 6 people like this
Can I sue a cross dressing hooker for false advertisement?
on July 22nd, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Have you ever met a three legged hooker?
on July 22nd, 2009 |
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| 15 people like this
I herd that Michael Jackson died. How's come none of the media covered this news? Do you think that it was a conspiracy?
on July 21st, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I have a date with "the bearded women" tonight. What should I expect?
on July 21st, 2009 |
11 answers
| 6 people like this
What 's the first clue that you've gone crazy?
on July 21st, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Will the global warming bill and the health care bill that congress is trying to pass take away Americans freedom of choice?
on July 21st, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
on July 21st, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
What was the last game that you played when someone ended up naked?
on July 20th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Which categories do you have on your watch list?
on July 20th, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
Do you ever watch the local news and see a guy that got shot with people being interviewed saying how good of a person that he was, but...
on July 20th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Is envy a form of greed?
on July 20th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Does brail only come in one font size?
on July 17th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Did you know that Martin Luther King Sr. was a life long Republican?
on July 17th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Please explain to me how does it make sense to keep the country from going bankrupt by spending more money? Is this a secret that...
on July 17th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Do you know what I'm thinking?
on July 16th, 2009 |
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| 13 people like this
My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good! What is yours?
on July 16th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Do you like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy you?
on July 16th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
on July 16th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Ok I'm ready to drown my troubles. How do I get my wife to go swimming?
on July 16th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 6 people like this
Pirates demand your money or your life. Why do women demand both from men?
on July 16th, 2009 |
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| 12 people like this
I have a date with a midget this weekend. What will I expect out of this date?
on July 16th, 2009 |
19 answers
| 13 people like this
I would like to populate the world with a lot of little Payton's. Would you like to be my first volunteer?
on July 16th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
What kind of people ride the bus were you live?
on July 16th, 2009 |
11 answers
| 8 people like this
When will Obama stimulate my package?
on July 16th, 2009 |
10 answers
| 14 people like this
What can a person do to make a name for themselves?
on July 15th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 9 people like this
What is the most ridiculous name that you've ever herd a child named?
on July 15th, 2009 |
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| 30 people like this
Have you ever been with a s/o that you knew was sleeping with other people, but you didn't say anything about it? Did it blow over...
on July 11th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 6 people like this
Do you have some good reasons to get drunk?
on July 10th, 2009 |
no answers
| 3 people like this
What did I do to be cursed with such beauty?
on July 10th, 2009 |
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| 14 people like this
Have you ever been anywhere were you could have ended up dead?
on July 9th, 2009 |
10 answers
| 7 people like this
Can your sphincter read if it's a solid, liquid or gas?
on July 9th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
What are five things that all straight guys have in common?
on July 9th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
What is the worst thing to do when you are trying to make new friends?
on July 9th, 2009 |
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| 12 people like this
Is there anything that would not be good wrapped in bacon?
on July 9th, 2009 |
no answers
| 18 people like this
What's the best way to scare a flock of hippies off of your property?
on July 9th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Who is the world's best hide and seek champion?
on July 9th, 2009 |
21 answers
| 9 people like this
Why is Guantanamo Bay still open?
on July 8th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Just out of curiosity, where is all of this visceral hate from the liberals about Sara Palin coming from? Does she threaten them in some...
on July 8th, 2009 |
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| 13 people like this
With America almost totally dependent on foreign oil and lack of it would cripple the country, would a war over oil be justified?
on July 8th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
What did you loose in my backseat baby?
on July 8th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Do you ever take the long way home? Why?
on July 6th, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
Is it law yet that every American is required to carry health insurance or face a $1000.00 dollar penalty?
on July 6th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
Is there a difference between a midget and a dwarf?
on July 6th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Do you believe that Federal Mandates are immoral?
on July 6th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Who has sang the best rendition of the Star Spangled Banner?
on July 6th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
It's time to go home. How are you going to get there?
on July 6th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Are you planning on attending the Michael Jackson carnival on Tuesday?
on July 6th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Is there an online game site that I can go to where I will not pick-up a ton of spyware?
on July 1st, 2009 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Come on guys it's been six days since Michael Jackson's death and I see nothing. Where's all the Michael Jackson questions?
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Do you think that this guy is a liberal? Read the story and guess why I think that he is.
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Let's say that Obama says that America is going to pay reparation next week. How do we figure out who gets paid and who does not?
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Is Willie Nelson the Snoop dog of the country world?
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Did you know that Willie Nelson occasionally smokes marijuana?
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 16 people like this
Why do liberal have such disdain for the military?
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
Is Michael Jackson the most famous accused pedophile ever?
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Was Michael Jackson pregnant when he died?
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
Why do they call it the blues?
on June 30th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Why is Obama blocking a report that refutes man-made global warming?
on June 30th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 5 people like this
What's on the menu tonight?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Where can I find good help anymore?
on June 29th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Is this going to hurt?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 12 people like this
I found an old badge or medal while gardening this weekend. Do you know were I could go to do more research on where this antique came from?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Are you going to play with firecrackers this weekend?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
Can you think of a scenario that discrimination is not bad?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Why is AMTRAK such a money loser?
on June 29th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
What's the definition of a will? Come on! It's a dead give away.
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Is the reason Atheists don't solve exponential equations is because they don't believe in higher powers?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
They found a cartoonist dead in his home. Why are the details sketchy?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I recently spent money on detergent to unclog my kitchen sink. Was it money down the drain?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I have four tickets to an upcoming Michael Jackson concert. Would you like to join me?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
I have a date with a one eyed girl tomorrow night. Do you have any advice for me?
on June 29th, 2009 |
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| 21 people like this
Why is it that female tennis players always seem to be very chilly?
on June 28th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 4 people like this
Great news to the Jackson lovers! He's not dead! I just saw him at a 7-11 filling up his big gulp. Have you herd of any other MJ...
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Does anyone have any good Michael Jackson jokes?
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 9 people like this
What would be a great title for Micheal Jackson's biography?
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
I'm going to sell my TOP FLITE XL 2000 golf clubs. They are in good condition, only used about 6 times. What would be a good asking...
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
It's hotter then what outside?
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
I would like to take up a new drug hobby. Do you have any suggestions?
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
How do you defend yourself against a close talker?
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
How can you tell if it's a flatulent or bio matter?
on June 26th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 5 people like this
Did you hear that Micheal Jackson died?
on June 26th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Have you ever had 7-up and cider?
on June 25th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 4 people like this
How many squares are across the checker board?
on June 25th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Do you have proof that Ronald Reagan was a racist?
on June 25th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
How much money did Farrah Fawcett make over time, on the poster of her in the red bathing suit?
on June 25th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
When cooking kitten for dinner, how do you get all the hair off of the skin?
on June 25th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 4 people like this
What famous person past or present would you most like to have a beer with?
on June 25th, 2009 |
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| 13 people like this
What's your crazy uncle like?
on June 25th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Do you have a big mouth?
on June 25th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
When was your last un-smooth moment?
on June 24th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
Here we go again! Barney Frank is asking to relax the lending rules. The same thing that got us into this housing crisis to begin with....
on June 24th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
I feel like making something. Do you have any good ideas on what I can make?
on June 24th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Are you ready for the higher taxes that the "cap and trade" bill will surly bring us?
on June 24th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
The Earth is 4.54 billion years old and humans have only been on it or about 200,000 years. So in that 0.04% of the time that we've...
on June 23rd, 2009 |
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| 12 people like this
Does AB have cell feeds?
on June 23rd, 2009 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
During the dollar dance at a wedding, is the bride considered a stripper for that short time?
on June 23rd, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Why is it only women that get cellulite?
on June 22nd, 2009 |
9 answers
| 5 people like this
What is your pillow talk like?
on June 22nd, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
My Dad sat me down and told me all about sex. My question is, how's come I haven't gone blind yet?
on June 22nd, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
What are some good examples of a modern civil disobedience?
on June 19th, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
What is your challenge for me?
on June 19th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 7 people like this
Does the little chicken hawk on Fog Horn Leg Horn not remind you of the North Korean dictator?
on June 19th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
If I wrap foil around my head, will that keep people from reading my mind?
on June 19th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
Do you have a favorite cooperate word? One that pops into my mind is "synergy".
on June 19th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
What in your life is in serious need of a good cleaning?
on June 19th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 4 people like this
What great song do you think that's been ruined by being in a commercial?
on June 19th, 2009 |
2 answers
I just illegally shot a deer on my property. If I drag it into the house will it then be legal?
on June 19th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 4 people like this
Do you know what it means when on coming traffic is flashing their lights at you?
on June 18th, 2009 |
19 answers
| 10 people like this
Is it against the law to flash your lights to on coming traffic to warn of a police car ahead?
on June 18th, 2009 |
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| 19 people like this
My ex-wife is moving to Georgia with the kids. I live in Ohio. What should I do?
on June 18th, 2009 |
24 answers
| 12 people like this
I miss the ___________. Can you fill in the blank?
on June 16th, 2009 |
14 answers
| 8 people like this
Looks like archeologist found the first Democrat ever. How do you think they could tell?
on June 16th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 4 people like this
Why was St. Peter crucified upside down?
on June 12th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 8 people like this
We all know what happens when you pull my finger, but what would happen if you pull my toe?
on June 12th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 6 people like this
Have you reconsidered my proposition yet?
on June 12th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
What job would you never do no matter how much money was offered?
on June 12th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Redneck word of the day: Obama - I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama-self. Is that not funnier then a rubber crutch?
on June 12th, 2009 |
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| 17 people like this
The US Navy has just commissioned a new navel ship. It's the USS Barack Obama. Check it out and tell me, are we still the most...
on June 12th, 2009 |
10 answers
| 11 people like this
Are you easy as a Sunday morning?
on June 12th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
What is the appropriate tip for a hooker?
on June 12th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 4 people like this
I would like to put a hooker on retainer. What would be a fair price?
on June 12th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 4 people like this
Can you tell who the ABer is from the question that was posted?
on June 11th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 9 people like this
Rumor has it that Megan Fox has club thumbs. Is it possible that she's not perfect after all?
on June 11th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 4 people like this
I just herd a black man say that he never met a republican that is not racist. Do you agree?
on June 11th, 2009 |
12 answers
| 8 people like this
Is surrender a french word?
on June 11th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 6 people like this
Who am I supposed to keep a straight face with you standing there with your pants down?
on June 11th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Where you born to be my baby?
on June 11th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 6 people like this
Do you know anyone that has had or does have the swine flu?
on June 11th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Now that your older what is the things that are still wild about you?
on June 11th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
If you have an elderly family member that is suspected to be going through dementia and making disastrous financial decisions, how do you...
on June 11th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Is it legal for a minor to buy ingredients to make beer?
on June 11th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
What do you keep with you at all times?
on June 11th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 7 people like this
I want the US Government to pay for universal healthcare for our pets! Who's in with me?
on June 10th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do you have anything good to place under the "what were they thinking" category?
on June 10th, 2009 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
My neighbor just met me on Saturday and now she's coming over to hang out daily, fixing me dinner and helping me organize my stuff....
on June 10th, 2009 |
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| 10 people like this
My neighbor said that she's going to buy a new outty. Why would anyone buy a new belly button?
on June 10th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Why do Americans need to be sweared at when they become President?
on June 10th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
I would like to start a new hobby called auto erotic asphyxia. What supplies will I need to start my new hobby?
on June 10th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 4 people like this
Are all Liberals trolls? I thought that they were supposed to be the open minded ones. It seems to me that they like to DR a decenting...
on June 10th, 2009 |
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| 13 people like this
Have you ever had to take a pre-employment personality test? Do those things really work at all?
on June 9th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Since when did being creepy become a crime?
on June 9th, 2009 |
6 answers
| 6 people like this
What do you think of the my favorite new anthem?
on June 9th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Why don't those North Korean meanies just leave our Lord Obama alone?
on June 9th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
If our beloved Barack Obama was here to listen to you, what would you say to him?
on June 9th, 2009 |
11 answers
| 8 people like this
How can I have Obama's baby?
on June 9th, 2009 |
11 answers
| 8 people like this
Why can't you Republicans just accept the new life that only our beloved Obama can bring us?
on June 9th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Has Cindy Sheehan gotten the memo yet? She seems to think that Bush is the one that just sent 26,000 troops to Afghanistan.
on June 9th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Game:What if GW did this. Where is Obama's Afghanistan exit plan?
on June 9th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I got caught asking people how do I look in my bathing suite yesterday. Was this really all that wrong?
on June 9th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
All I wanta do is make love to you! Is this going to cause any problems?
on June 9th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
I am entering the Amy Winehouse clinic for alcohol and drug rehab tonight. Do you think that I will get good treatment?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
When did you last have the time of your life?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Why is it that I can never find a bra in my size? They are always to big for me.
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
I think we're alone now! Are you afraid?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
If I stop fluctuating outside, will that help reduce my carbon footprint?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Why do you hate corporations so much? don't they provide jobs to your community?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
What product advertisement was the most truthful that you've experienced?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Would you believe that I wasn't kissing her, I was just whispering into her mouth?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Do you have one of those stimulus job that Obama keeps talking about? If so is it a job or a career?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Is the hate deeper with the ones that we used to love, rather then the ones that we never really knew?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
What should I name my new country band?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Would you mind if I fiddled with your plumbing?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 8 people like this
People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Is it wrong that I don't have an alibi?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
What's another name for a girl that like to have relations with many different men?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 22 people like this
Would it make you jealous if your Dad finished fifth grade a year before you?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
I would like to give you a piece of me to remember me by. What would you like?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Do we have the baby boomers to thank for our new "nanny state"?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
What is social justice?
on June 8th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
I would love to see a search feature on AB, were you can search keywords in questions or answers. Would this interest you?
on June 8th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 4 people like this
Is the difference between erotic and kinky a feather or the whole chicken?
on June 8th, 2009 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Who is Barry Satoro?
on June 5th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
I'm am no longer going to accept friend requests from Anonymous users. Is this the wrong decision to make?
on June 5th, 2009 |
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| 20 people like this
What kind of a hunter are you?
on June 5th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Could AB be considered a cult?
on June 5th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 5 people like this
Can I play with your________?
on June 5th, 2009 |
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| 12 people like this
What do you get when you have two hillbilly playing with a cell phone? I need a punchline.
on June 5th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 5 people like this
I can't reach far enough around to pat myself on the back. Will you do it for me?
on June 5th, 2009 |
11 answers
| 9 people like this
What's something about Ohio that you always wanted to know?
on June 5th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
Are you smart or witty?
on June 5th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 5 people like this
Who would win in a fight between David Letterman and Conan O'Brien?
on June 5th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Would you like to feel these babies?
on June 5th, 2009 |
9 answers
| 6 people like this
Ok..So I got caught playing with my poop the other day while on the train. Is that really all that bad?
on June 5th, 2009 |
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| 13 people like this
I have a billy club. What did you name your club?
on June 5th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Do you trust what I tell you?
on June 5th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Have you ever had one of those days were the coffee tasted perfect, the shower was warm enough, the news made sense and the weather was...
on June 5th, 2009 |
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| 7 people like this
Why are you peeing on me and telling me it's raining?
on June 4th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 7 people like this
Did you have the best tree house on the block?
on June 4th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 5 people like this
Why don't you say something?
on June 4th, 2009 |
12 answers
| 8 people like this
Do you have any tricks to snapping really tight jeans?
on June 4th, 2009 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Have you ever known anyone that just can't grow up when it comes to adult issues?
on June 4th, 2009 |
11 answers
| 7 people like this
Have you been listening to a word that I've said?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Why can't you just lighten up a little?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
What if I were pregnant with your baby?
on June 4th, 2009 |
14 answers
| 9 people like this
Where do you see this relationship going?
on June 4th, 2009 |
One answer
Does this g string make my butt look to big?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
Do I look fat?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
I have a date with a homeless girl this weekend. What should I expect?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 37 people like this
Is there anything that intercourse will not cure?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
Do you think that Michael Jackson's kids have his old nose?
on June 4th, 2009 |
8 answers
| 8 people like this
Have you ever saved a life? Rather it be your own or someone else.
on June 4th, 2009 |
7 answers
| 6 people like this
If your parents never had children, what are the chances that you would have?
on June 4th, 2009 |
One answer
| 4 people like this
Is divorce derived from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 6 people like this
Is forgiveness considered co-dependence?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 1 person likes this
A woman drove me to drink. Do you think that I should have at least had the decency to thank her?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this
What your favorite label about yourself?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 2 people like this
Will Viagra chapstick give you a stiff upper lip?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
How many times have you been fired?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 11 people like this
Who do you think that ACORN will choose to be our next President?
on June 4th, 2009 |
5 answers
| 7 people like this
Attached is a unique way to deal with bad service. Do you have any stories of how you dealt with bad service from a company?
on June 4th, 2009 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
What's your opinion on your States child support agency?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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It costs 25 cents for 35 seconds of viewing at my local peep show. How much would it cost you to finish your work?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 3 people like this
I like to play a game when I watch the news. It's called "what if George Bush did that". So if a story about something...
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 4 people like this
Do you know any good recipe's for cooking free range kittens?
on June 4th, 2009 |
One answer
Have you ever dated a former/current stripper? How'd that work out?
on June 4th, 2009 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Does Satan wear pajamas to bed?
on June 4th, 2009 |
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| 5 people like this