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Why do you all want to convert me? Personally I could care less if you believe in God or not. I will say that Christians, Jehovah Witness, Mormons and others are taught to mission to non-believers. But be thankful cause it could be a Muslim and they are taught to kill non-believers.

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Who do you think has a better chance of fixing the economy? Obama or McCain? Neither! It's going to take a leader not a politician to get us out of this mess.

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I’m a house wife. I’m not able to work because of my belly fat. Can anyone give some suggestions? Eat less fat and exercise the areas that need work. For belly fat crunches should work that down.

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OMG SOMEONE HELP ME!!! Please?!??!?!?!??!!??!?!?!??! You went and smoked a bad rock of crack. Find a new supplier or switch to something safer, such as meth.

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What evidence of God is there? There is plenty of evidence for me. It's up to you to find it for yourself.

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Should the president go over to other countries and do a boxing match with the other ruler instead of sending the poor to war? You do know that it's an all volunteer military, don't you? I guess your just now coming down from your 1960's acid trip.

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How many years does bad luck go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And your question is?

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Is it fair that my husband continue to send his ex child support once his son moves in with us? Sounds to me like there's too many hens in the hen house.

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Is there ever a time when someone is not responsible for their actions? I guess if you voted for Barack Obama.

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Whay is the fifth amendment? I hear it on tv a lot they say like "I peed the fifth" what is that? Have you ever even read the Bill of Rights. These are the "rights" that you need to know or someone will take them away from you. The 5th amendment is the right to not speak. Which means that if your being questioned about a crime that you may or may not have committed, you don't have to say a word. Because if you do your words can easily be twisted and used against you.

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Who who was "The Father of our Country?(The USA) As everyone else said George Washington. He had no one run against him in his two Presidential elections.

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why am i such a looser :( You just haven't had your Wheaties for the day. I hear that they will even help you spell better.

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Can anybody help me, please? What form of art is the most effective to express human emotions? Porn! It expresses everything perfectly.

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Whatever should we do about all these Christans? Are those pesky Christians causing you problems again? It could be worse, I hear that Muslims are not nearly as patient with the non-believer.

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Would you date outside of your race ? I have dated black, Indian and Asian. I would date any girl if they have a great personality and a fun sense of humor.

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Hi, Im feeling really low, can you say something really funny to cheer me up? Would it help you to feel better if I told you that you're not this guy. Or are you?

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One of my cats is 9mo. She keeps shredding my shower curtain liner! Any ideas? Have you thought of taking it for a walk?

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my gf wont give me attention ,never touches me .. what should i do ? Have you tried beating her into submission?

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Someone has told me that it is ridiculous to reply 'Thanks' to every answer I receive on AB. Your opinion? Nunya used to reply thank you to all answers. I didn't mind it a bit. It showed me that she read my answer.

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How to sober up quickly - I had too many glasses of wine over lunch! LOL...Ah them were the days. I haven't drank since 8/11/09, so I don't have to worry about that anymore. But when I did a quick nap and some Visine would get me to at least appear sober.

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If you laid all atheists end to end would you reach a deity? That sounds like a huge pile of shit to me.

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What period of history most facinates you? 1700's

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Which party plays the "fear card" most..democrats or republicans With out a doubt it's the democrat party hands down. Let's see if I am to believe them unless I let them decide if I should live or die, I will most certainly be dead in a day or two. If I don't give them all my money and rights the climate will destroy me and I will drown in the rising sea. If I don't let them spend all my grand kids money now I will be eating out of trash cans tomorrow.

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i am 29 years old but cannot fix my girl friend yet. How can i do it? You just need to beat her. She'll be what you want before you know it.

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Do we need a Department of Homeland Terrorism? Sure and I know who the first suspect should be.

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Should girls today dress with more modesty? Only certain ones.

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What's the best way to fend off a dog attack? Always keep a slow fat friend close by. You know one that you can outrun.

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Do you share your faith with others when the opportunity comes? Not usually. If someone has a question I am happy to answer it, otherwise I prefer to keep it to myself.

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What is your favorite story from the bible and why? David and Goliath is my favorite.

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Where is what we are looking for? It's in the couch. It's always under the cushions.

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Why are you only answering juicy questions? I am what I answer.

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Help me buy a new home? What, do you think that my name is Barack Obama?

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Is there anything more worse then getting your socks wet? Riding a bike without a seat would be far worse.

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What do you think should be done about this? I don't think that kids should have phones in school at all. There is no reason for them to have one in school.

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Is attendance in church necessary to be a Christian? Not at all. Being a Christian merely means that you believe Jesus is the son of God.

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where should i cut myself so my boyfriend doesnt see it? On your penis.

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Do you think governments have to much control over our lives? In the 1700 and 1800 you didn't have to have contact with government but once every 10 years for the census. In the early 1900's it was one a year for taxes. Now it's a weekly if not daily contact with our over bearing government.

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Why should anyone trust you? Whoever told you that you should, is feeding you a line of horse shit.

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Why do Native Indians to Canada and the U.S have special rights and benefits? How come they weren't treated like every other countries people who were overrun by another? They were more then welcome to assimilate into the society, but after Tecumseh raids and the Indian war parties that would hack up entire families because the British would pay for American heads the playing field changed. President Jackson rounded them all up and moved them west, which was a politically unpopular policy. Each reservation is in itself a nation, plus they get the benefits of...

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Will it take a Native American president to include Native American history in textbooks? Why would the president have anything to do with what goes into a history book? I read history books all the time and see no shortage of Indian history. Have you thought of writing a history book.

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Are humans naturally evil or good? I'm as evil as they come.

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I'm 15 and my penis hard is 6 inches , is this big/small? And will it grow ? That is tiny. The average male penis size at age 15 is 12 inches. Your best bet is to keep that little thing out of site.

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What's one of the dumbest things you've ever done? They don't give me enough room to write all that. Let's just say that I've had my fill of poor choices that were all equally bad.

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Are your children trustworthy? Are you? No one is trustworthy until they are at least 25.

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Do you think Supreme Courts should make law or interpret it? They were never meant to make law. They were only put into place to explain the intentions of the law. The problem is that many liberals have been able to bastardize laws to the point that they made their own law.

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What makes you so much better than everyone else? Absolutely nothing! I take my pants off the very same way that you do.

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how would you commit social suicide on answerbag? Sounds like somebody is craving attention.

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Be Honest : Do you think Sarah Jessica Parker is Pretty ? She looks like a horse. She really don't do it for me.

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If you could have an extra body part, what would it be and why? Boobies! So I would never have to leave my house.

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What is the softest part of the human body (consider a lean person without so much fat) and why? Soft, fluffy, bouncy boobies......mmmmmmm

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Is evil the cure for incompetence? Obama shows us the incompetence and evil can walk hand and hand.

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Do you believe getting drunk a sin? It is for me, but maybe not for you.

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Just a thought... Why is suicide illegal? I've never even herd of the law.

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i've been smoking meth for like 15 years now and my teeth r falling out what should i do? You should maybe think of switching to something safer like heroin.

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What is a teacher's most important responsibility? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say TEACH!

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when i say gun you think... I dare you to break into my house.

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Does my aunt hate me Are you listening to yourself? GOOD GRIEF! Here is what I read: My aunt is being mean to me because I spread my legs irresponsibly not thinking of the ramifications of my actions. Sure that was a little mistake but I am fixing it by smoking weed so that I can be high enough to take care of my bastard baby. I'm pretty much fine with living in a trailer for the rest of my life carrying a baby on...

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Does FOX "News" telling people to join their local tea bagging party mean that the Tea Parties are all just Republican subcontractors? Your problem is that there are just as many democrat joining the tea parties as there are repugs.

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Is this right or wrong? I am over the freaking cell phone generation.

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Do you think Obama will do a better job then Bush? I think that Obama will be viewed as the worst President ever to have held the office. A position currently held by Jimmy Carter.

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How can I convince someone I love to stop smoking? You should work on your own control issues before preaching to anyone else about their habits.

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What's more important, looks or brains? Please don't say "both or neither". Ummmmm brains.

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If Republicans are fiscally conservative, why are Democrats working to block a $1 billion Blackwater/Xe Afghanistan contract? What!?! Have you been eating paint chips again? The DEMOCRAT party is in the majority. They don't have to WORK the block anything, because they set the agenda. I know that you're not that retarded.

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Have you ever been on tv or in a movie? Maybe.

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What to do about the neighborhood bully? Pay to have his ass kicked.

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Which would you prefer, a nanny state or a tea bag state? I believe it's Tea Party, but I wouldn't expect a liberal to be smart enough to know that.

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U.S. has backed a ban on blufin tuna fishing; is this a step in the right direction? Sounds to me like the government sticking their nose into another private business were it has no business being.

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People who attempt suicide, are they brave or weak? They are hurting and empty.

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Should the rest of the USA change the age to 17 to start driving like New Jersey did? Like I think that like we should all make it like 18 before you like drive. That would be so like totally cool.

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HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS ON HERE? LOL Show your personality through your questions and answers and the friends will roll in faster then news about a closet full of boobies.

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How important is a politican's private life? I think that the media has gotten out of control with poking into the private lives of politicians.

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Is the Communist Party still outlawed in the U.S? I didn't know that it ever was.

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my cycle was 14 days late what does this mean? Sounds like you need a faster bike.

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If someone has diabetes, and isuline stops working, is there anything they can do? What will happen to them? Could they die from it? (1) Condom in a gas station bathroom = 4.00 (2) Cans of Malt Liquor for said gas station = $2.95 (1) rock of crack from guy standing outside of said gas station = $20.00 (1) Hooker from corner next to said gas station w/coupon = $14.95 (1) Case of Herpes = PRICELESS

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If you had the *power* to change what your goverment spends its money on, what would be the first thing you'd change and why? I can only hack a luggie about 20 feet, but I'm working on my distance.

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Why can't I own a Canadian? That's a great idea! I've always wanted a Canadian to wash my clothes, clean my house, cook my dinner and so that I can take advantage of in the evening. And here I was thinking it was called a wife.

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My gf is always freaking out about having underwear lines, the other day she said I had them and I just laughed but I think she was right. I was wearing khaki pants and briefs, Is this a common thing for guys? or do most just not care? Only guys that squat to pee worry about underwear lines.

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What Is The Best Way To Become Pregnant? Sounds like it's time to sit down with mommy and daddy for the little chat about the birds and the bees.

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i am a transgender boy how can i get on hormones Sounds like we have another sissy boy begging to get his ass kicked by the school bully.

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The Catholic church is THe church. Any comments on that. I'd like to see them.... That thought is pretty much the reason that America was started.

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Why does my dog chew on my cat? The cat LOVES it and it only started after my dog had puppies. He's just practicing for the real thing.

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what wud u do, if ur girl friend asks u 2 choose between her and ur parents...?? I guess I would sleep with her parents if they really really wanted too.

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Ok my 12 year old dauteris mastrerbating she has gotten bigger arounf d the waste and she thinks she preg. she says she has hasterbating with her fathers pillow but with cloths on ... what can i do is se preg.? Judging by how the question was asked the apple don't fall to far from the tree.

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What is your dream job? Being Sara Palin's official panty sniffer.

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How would you fall asleep? Share your answer...

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How do you combat an unhealthy addiction to sex? Any questions?

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how do I get rid of a really bad smell down there? Have you tried taking a bath?

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who has crossdressed for halloween I dressed up as Micheal Jackson last year, does that count?

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How many alcoholics do you personally know? A few, so?

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"I don't feel loved by God anymore"........ why? Maybe you're not listening to him.

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"I don't feel loved by God anymore"........ why? Maybe you're not listening to him.

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Am I in the wrong? Either get a job and get your own place or clean the freaking house.

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Who to you is the meanest person in the world? ME! Now get out of my face.

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In general, do you think of yourself as "smart"? I must be pretty damn dumb, cause I didn't vote for Obama like most of the country did. And I still can't figure out why the hell that they did. He don't make a damn bit of sense to me, so I must be pretty damn dumb.

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Why do people continuously return to the fridge, in the hope that something else has miraculously appeared to eat (or is that just me?) You apparently haven't seen what's growing in my fridge.

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what happens when you put a light saber in water? You won't be able to shit right for a week.

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Someone explain to me how abortion is murder? Usually if a heart is beating a life is there.

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why do people judge me for being a Wiccan? Because you turn people into toads.

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Can secondhand smoke cause stomach cancer? There is no proof that secondhand smoke causes any type of cancer.

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I have 10 kids and 3 husbands, and I am pregnant with triplets. Should I get an abortion? You should get a bigger trailer. I hear they have triple wides now.

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Would you ever buy a hummer? $20.00 downtown got me a hummer and a feel. So yeah I guess I would buy a hummer.

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You can act and one innocent person will die, or you can let him\her live but four innocent people will die. What would you do? Water board the bastard!

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Do you think swallowing a tape worm is a good dieting technique? That sounds like a fabulous idea. It'll be really fun when the worms start coming out of your butt.

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how far back do MD employers go for background checks? If you have a felony it's forever.

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If the president of USA dies does the vice president take over? Unfortunately, it would be Joe Biden that would take over.

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Of all the ex presidents wives. Who do you think if any, where actually running the show? It's no big secret that Eleanor Roosevelt was running the country when FDR was sick and dying.

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Has Barrack Obama's presidency been a success thus far? If you mean success by more spending then any President in history, less jobs, less freedoms and choice then he's a great success.

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Is America in need of a pep talk from its president? He tried, but his so-called pep talk turned into a speech about him and how it's all George Bush's fault. In short, it was a perfect speech from a jackass that lack any sort of inspiration.

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'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.' -Thomas Jefferson- Agree? All that I request from my government is for them to protect my rights and freedoms by staying out of my life.

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Biden will be hosting 'celebration' rallies for the highest spending bill in history, the $787 'stimilus' bill.. r u celebrating? I don't have any money to celebrate! They've taken it all from me.

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how to get bigger breast Eat your brussel sprouts!

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HELP!If a baby wont stop crying whats wrong Ive tried everything this normaly happens bout 10am! Have you tried electroshock therapy? It stopped my dog from barking all the time.

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Who was the first person to ever drink milk? Was this person into beastiality? You've been eating paint chips again, haven't you?

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How should we keep the aryan race from being polluted? You've been eating paint chips again, haven't you?

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Should the U.S. Legalize Marijuana? The question is flawed. The 10th Amendment of the US constitution says the the U.S. federal government has no say in the matter. It's up to each State rather it should be legal or not. We all seem to be forgetting that very important amendment of our constitution.

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my chances of being pregnant? last period started on Feb4 ended 8/9. I had intercourse 14 15 19 & 21, but the 19th he ejaculated in me. Sounds like you need to give it one more shot. I'll be over in a minute.

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do you dislike surprises?? Only when I finally get her home and that's not a banana in her pocket.

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Who is the most prolific Liar, Bill Clinton or Barack Obama? I voted for Obama, but in my opinion all democrats lie at the same high level.

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Help! My cat won't leave me alone and keeps leading me to the same place in my house. We've had her for 6 years. Help! Get your kitty a buddy. If you pick the right buddy, you won't have that problem anymore.

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why is everybody hating on obama? Are you kidding?!? Well as a person, he's an arrogant, egotistical jackass. His policies are bankrupting my country and taking away my freedoms. I guess in short he's just an inexperienced president that lacks leadership, integrity and character. But I can see that he lacks no experience in being a good quality jackass.

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Do you take Sarah Palin seriously or are you more sensible and consider her a cartoon character? Are you asking if we like the messenger or the message? Your question is somewhat confusing. I totally agree with her message. As for the messenger, she's one hot cartoon character.

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Can you give one example of Christian terrorism? Just one terrorist act committed in the name of Christianity. All religions have examples of using terrorism in order to scare people into following their ideas. Christianity is no different, as the Spanish Inquisition and many other events would show us.

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what is true freedom exactly? “We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” -Thomas Jefferson-

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Does Barack Obama think the American People need to lower their standard of living? And become more of a third world country. Just because we cut spending and downsize our FEDERAL government that don't mean that we are going to become a third world country.

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HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY? I haven't measured him lately. Here's picture for you.

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I am 15 and have an 8 inch long, 6 inch around penis. Is this good? That's pathetic! You should keep that thing in your pants or risk snickers from you partner. He will make fun of your little thing.

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Can anyone give factual rather than ad hominem arguments against this NY Times editorial? Fact: Both of my neighbors are without a job. Fact: I know not one person that has a federal stimulus job. Fact: Inflation went up last week and with all the spending by congress it's going to go far higher. Fact: I was far better off under Bush then I am now. I only stated facts for you. Deficit spending never leads to good. It never has and for some reason the democrats think that that's...

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Who thinks the user on this website ''TwistedTaco'' is ignorant? Dude, it don't matter if I like him or not, it's not about me. Their used to be a day on AB when a question like this was not tolerated. I guess it exposes the class of the questioner as well as the "new" AB.

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Have you ever tried to suicide?If yes,why? There are too many people that count on me to do that. Besides if not for the grace of God I would have done it.

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must a firm always think of growing?why Mine is always firm when it grows.

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What has a calming effect on you? Oral sex

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DId you know Obama has caught more Taliban Leaders in a month than Bush/Cheney did in 6 years? Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha......Yeah and watched 10 times more Americans loose their jobs. Say what you want you can't make that idiot look any better.

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DId you know Obama has caught more Taliban Leaders in a month than Bush/Cheney did in 6 years?

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Whats the best way to earn money, besides having a job? I sell my body for extra cash. For some reason I haven't been making much money at it though.

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Would you forcibly try to prevent someone from committing suicide, even if you have to physically restrain him/her? I would, because no matter how worthless life can make then feel there is always light at the end of the tunnel.

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Am I Pregnant?? . i am 18, i had the contraceptive implant for 6 months and had it removed 4/2/2010, ... I don't know if your prego or not, but it sounds like you can see into the future pretty well.

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Whats the best way to loose 150 pounds?! Cut off a leg or take vomiting.

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Who thinks weed is harmless and should be legal? There is no reason to take up jail space and court space for someone who wants to spark up.

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A statue of Obama was erected in a park in Jakarta but due to pressure it was removed, and replaced with a statue of a local hero. Comment? Sounds like they were fooled just like the majority of American voters.

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What does a divorce attorney do? They tend to specialize in castration of the male in a broken marriage.

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Hey baby, what's your sign?

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are you dating someone? Not anymore. Here is our wedding picture.

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What can I do to stop the cat from peeing on my bed? I hear if you get a puppy pal, your kitty will no longer pee on your bed. In fact he will most likely stop peeing altogether.

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in your opinion should all religion be banned or just christianity That's about as ridiculous as saying we should ban all exercise.

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Why does everyone hate cops? I don't hate cops, but I do hate the revenue generators that they've become. It's not their fault though. I blame the politician for this.

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How do you fight your inner demons? I don't. God does that for me.

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how can i get organized with a full time job and 2 kids? You merry me and I take care of you baby. We'll start by you going to fetch me a beer....

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What do you think of palestinians getting chased from their own motherland by the jewish? What do you think we should do? What are you talking about Motherland? They have never had a "motherland".

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What is the most dangerous weapon? Me after a big ole plate of sauerkraut....

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Which countries were colonized by the US? There is no country in the world that is colonized by the USA. We have three territories but no colonies.

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Are rats good pets for children ages 8-13? It's always great to keep rodents as your child's pet. Maybe next you should consider getting them a nice parasite like a tape worm to take care of.

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When should you give up? If your American you only give up when you've taken your last breath. If you're French when is not the question, it's how quickly should you give-up.

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Is Jason Voorhees mentally disabled as well as being deformed? He was a classic co-dependent. I suspect that he had mother issues too.

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i am sexually aroused whenever i see cleavage of women, is it normal? Of course not! That's as abnormal as a fish that swims.

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How to please a woman with a small penis Is that the title to your book or are you asking a question?

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why did this happen? Because you didn't wipe good enough.

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Why do Republicans keep flip-flopping on an open health care summit? Because they don't know rather to trust the democrat party or not. I say they are better off not trusting them. The democrats have made their bed, november will be when they lay in it.

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Who is the best songwriter of all time? Rodney Carrington hands down!

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Is anyone else NOT eating meat today? Hell No! I am a Omnivore, so meat is a big part of my genetic make-up. Plus I'm not a pansy vegetarian that squats to pee.

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Do you consider yourself as having high levels of political knowledge? Not at all, but enough to know that Obama don't know what the hell he's doing. Or does he? {evil laugh} Ha ha ha ha ha ha

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How to turn normal house into green one? Approximately 15 gallons of green paint.

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How would you describe “happiness”? A beer in one hand a cigarette in the other and a boob in my mouth.

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Do you spank your child? Not only do I spank them, I often use a cattle prod to reward good behavior.

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why did this happen? Because you didn't wipe your butt good enough.

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I want to get pregnant! Feeling mommy instincts taking over, but my relationship is definitely not ready for that... Anyone feeling the same way? I'll give you a baby if you'd like. But only one. I have a very firm rule of only one baby per female.

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Super Bowl cheat sheet: What do I need to know to shut down New Orleans Saints fans? A hurricane.

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Are you done with LOVE? Have you found out it just doesnt work for you anymore. How do you keep yourself occupied? I find that masturbation keeps me well occupied.

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i want to shave my legs but my mom wont let me how can i do it with out her finding out There is not much that she can do once they've been shaved. But I agree with manywords: Obey your mother!

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Is there anyone out there thats a pot head republican? There are plenty.

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Is there any true friends in this world? Need the answer plz He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

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how do i put on my make up for school without my mom knowing I'm telling!

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Can you describe your wild side? I no longer associate with my wild side. He is a trouble makers that leaves me to clean up the messes that he has made.

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how can i make my butt bigger Twinkies would be the order of the day. And lots of them.

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What is loneliness, bearing in mind people can feel lonely even when around other people? People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

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What´s wrong with a big ego? No one wants to hangout with an egotistical person.

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how can i apply for public housing? Write a letter to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I'm sure that he'll listen to you about as well as he's listening to the rest of America.

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What happens when a Tea Party conservative (tea bagger) visits a doctor for health care? Well we don't need Obama to get our health cared for, that's for sure.

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What are some things that you should not say to a naked man? 1.)Ahh, isn’t that cute. 2.)You know they have surgery to fix that. 3.)Wow, but your feet are so big! 4.)Do you take steroids? 5.)Can we make it bigger?

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Why is God such a huge proponent of slavery in the Bible? I don't remember reading that we had to have a slave in the bible. I'm more of a proponent of concubines, myself.

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♥ What something you like to lick ? ♥ I enjoy licking kittens. Nothing like licking young pu---well you know what I mean.

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what is the name of ronald reagans radio addresses? Wasn't it the GE radio hour or something like that? I know that GE was the sponsor but I can't remember the name of them.

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Will you go out with me ? If you're hot and female then yes. But if you're a guy dressed in womens clothing then nope.

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Use discipline in a sentence? It takes a lot of discipline not to touch myself in the shower.

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Why do the religious right have such a stronghold on American politics? What happened to separation of church and state? If you are referring to the first amendment, if you read the text of it it says nothing about the church and state being separate. It clearly says that the state will not dictate a religion to a person, so they have the right to worship who or what that they want. If you read George Washington's acceptance speech while being sworn in as our first President you will see that religion was very...

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Do you like the new answer bag? It takes to long to get feedback now. Everyone is pre-occupied with all of the other crap.

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Who is responsible for the triple-zero decade being the worst in 50 years? Share your answer...

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Why are Conservatives/Republicans so hateful and dishonest by nature? What happened? The idiocy of the liberals went and pissed them off.

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What is your opinion of fruitcake? Someone that still believes everything that Barack Obama says.

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Al Gore A lying criminal should also be a choice.

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What are the pimples on your nipples? I'll need to see a picture of it before I answer.

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Im in love with woman who is 13 years older then me. What should i do? Ask her to change your diaper or change her diaper, depending on the age difference.

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Who did answerbag get to advise it on it's "all new" design? It had to have been designed by a liberal.

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RIP old AB! You will be missed. Agree? Damn right! The only thing good about this mess is that they've effectively been able to weed out the "Am I pregnant questions?"

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Does anyone actually like the new answerbag layout? I can't tell if i have a new answer or comment. I do like the polls, but I find it hard to find my way around. The point system sucks, but I know that they are working on it.

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Although it is demographically, is the United States a Christian nation? Should it be? This is pretty easy to figure out. The majority of Americans say that they are Christian and if you go back and read the founders writings this country was build upon Christian values. So as much as the liberals hate to hear it, America is very much a Christian nation.

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Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted? All the things that kept me coming back to AB are gone. I find it hard to even get around now.

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IREALLY LOVE MY BOYFRIEND BUT LATELY ME AND HIS BEST FRIEND HAVE BEEN TEXTING, GOING OUT TO PARTYS&TO EAT TOGETHER...BUT I HAVNT TOLD MY BOYFRIEND YET. IS THIS CHEATING AND SHOULD I TELL HIM?WHAT DO I SAY? What are you doing I told you not to tell anyone! Oh by the way I have your panties that you forgot last night when you came over.

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Why does the United States of America have more torture supporters than any other country? I assume that you're talking about the liberal definition of torture considering that you're a liberal. Going by your definition of torture; most Americans are not castrated sissy's and we know what it takes to save millions of lives.

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Does Owning a Gun Make You Safer? Would you want to mess with me while my .38 is pointed at you? You should try it, it's a rather humbling experience.

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Why aren't conservatives/republicans/Bible thumpers/teabaggers howling about Mark Sanford? He didn't just get oral sex he left the country on the tax payers dime to have an affair. Are those the kind of family values that crowd loves? First of all I haven't herd any republican saying how great of a guy that he is and secondly; your charge that he flew to Argentina on public money is false. But of course liberals are known for their lies.

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What should I expect to find in your underwear? A big old snake named Pleasure.

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Poll: Most Americans support climate change bill if it creates jobs. Do you? That one big "IF"! Not to mention that fact that it's going to raise rates for all Americans on energy and put the coal industry out of business. I for one am totally against it especially since the climategate emails that have recently surfaced.

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Why does God send his own children to hell? The last that I herd they had a very clear choice.

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I'm ready for the ___________? burning in my pants to stop

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What would you give, if anything to Tiger Woods this Christmas? Sounds to me like he needs some herpes ointment.

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Does Sarah Palin make George W. Bush look smart? I don't know about that, but Barak Obama makes George W. Bush look brilliant.

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If we had to sleep on one bed, would I be able to trust you? Absolutely not! Plus I pee the bed.

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I am Wondering, Is there any girls out there that are freaky, slutty, nasty? Would you let me and my man fuck, suck and use you for a nite? Mom is that you? I thought that you and Dad were on your way to church. What's going on here.

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I know that allah doesnt always show us miracles. but will he do one without us knowing? A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous. I know it's not Allah, but it helps me pay attention a little more.

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What drives Sarah Palin? The fact that I'm going to be her official panty washer when she gets in the White House. Wouldn't that drive you?

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Women: Would you EVER consider paying for a male escort for a lay for the night? FYI Ladies....I have an opening Saturday night if you answered yes....

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Im a teenage boy and I think that my girlfriend could be pregnant, what advice could you give me? Remember those people that told you that what you do now could be with you for a lifetime. Bet they don't sound all that stupid now, do they? It's time to "man-up" brother! You've got a special gift on the way and your going to find out real soon what your existence is all about. It's you choice and I just bet that you make the right one. Good luck...

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How do you go about asking an acquaintance for a sexual favor? Can I just ask them straight out if they would be interested in doing that for me and that I would do something for them too? Is ok to just ask for what you want? I'll bet if you throw in a $50.00 it's more likely to go over a lot better. Especially in this economy.

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My boyfriend licks my armpits and most embarrasingly my asshole. i can't understand whether i enjoy it or hate it? what to do?is it wrong? Have you tried spraying him with the garden hose? That always works when Grandpa licks the dogs butt.

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Women, if you could leave your boobs at home, would you? (not all the time just as & when) I would like to be the first to volunteer to babysit said boobs. I guess I would be a boobysitter.

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Any AB'ers sleep with tiger woods? Ba ha ha ha it does seem that he's turned out to be the modern day Johnny Apple Seed....ROFL

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What's the dumbest claim Republicans have made about President Obama? That Obama personally arranged the planes to fly into the world trade towers. Oh wait maybe that was a far wackier party then the republicans. LOL

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Socialism: is your fear of socialism due to an unwillingness to subsidise other people? Or something else? My fear of socialism stems from many things. First of not having the freedom and liberty that my decedents fought and died for me to have. Second is that my grand kids will not have the same freedom and liberty that I once enjoyed.

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Do you enjoy being deliberately offensive on Answerbag, just to annoy certain people? That pretty much sums it up.

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Who on AB always manages to make you smile? There is a long list of those people. A few that come to mind are; Piggle, Queen, Ironhead, daisychain, Merriment, Talimze, Barb, Angle Kisses and pretty much every liberal on AB.

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What would it take for you to join a satan worshipping club that just wants you to carry out their plans to control the world? Money, sex, drugs, power, or would you rather die? Barack! Is that you? Don't you have a cabinet meeting to get ready for?

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How amazing is your S/O? I love her not because of who she is, but because of who I am when I am with her.

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True or False : you an equal opportunity flirt? I only flirt with the best looking girls. So how yoooou doin, Icy?

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I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf? Yeah but you give BJ's like you're eating corn on the cob or something. Are fix those teeth! I'll bet you could gnaw through coaxial cable with those suckers.

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Do you think Obama is corrupted? Let's look at the facts. First we'll read about Chicago political corruption: http://www.articlesbase.com/politics-articles/chicago-political-corruption-678765.html Next we'll read about some of the corrupt people that Obama surrounds himself with: http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=4111483&page=1 ...

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NY Constitution of 1777, Article XXXIX: "No minster ... or priest ... shall ... be eligible to, or capable of holding, any civil or military office or place within this State." What do you think of this prohibition and the authors view of religion? I don't know, but usually the author of a bill and/or amendment will have writings of that period. Often times their writings will give reflections into their reason for presenting a law. Have you looked any of that up?

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What is a piece of advice you have given a person younger than yourself? Try not to use your teeth so much.

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What is the Constitionalist Party about? They believe in a form of government that closely resembles the original intention of the American government as written by the founders. A small less powerful central government that will defend the borders, regulate trade and ratify treaties. States rights would be reinstated and the constitution would be closely adhered too.

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What would you do if you found out the President of the USA had a sexual fetish for goat's cheese? Frankly, I would not be surprised. I have always suspected that he is into something weird and kinky. I guess that explains the white crumbs around Michelle's mouth all the time.

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Working in a corporate is no less than slavery ,any comments? Really? So they make you work there and you have no choice to quit if you want. Maybe you should come to America.

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Glenn Beck of Fox claimed Obama's FEMA was building concentration camps. Did anyone here believe him? And, should public news and commentary professionals be able to make such claims without any evidence? It sounds to me that he was speaking metaphorically but even so a good argument can be made in his defense. FEMA builds the public housing for the people, usually of color, to live in free of charge in a concentrated area. Sounds to me like that could easily be labeled as a concentration camp.

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I wanna give up smoking. Any suggestions as to how I'd go about this without gaining weight? (Nicotine patches/gum are not an option 'cause where I'm from we are all living on a minimum and these methods are bloody expensive here). I quit as of Saturday and it's getting easier. I did buy the gum but I've only chewed one piece a day to get through the really tough moments. So maybe you can buy a small pack of the gum and take them when you're really struggling. Check out my question; there are a lot of great advice on it. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1839877 What has helped me most is to stay busy. I...

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I have slept with 10 different men and never use a condom. I think i might be pregnant but idk who da baby daddy is. I need help. Do you guys think im a slut??? What do you think i should do???????? :'( Your parents must be so proud!

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In your opinion, who do you think atheist is? Most that I've met are narrow minded, know-it-all's that feel it's their little way of flipping off their parents for making them go to church while growing up.

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Ever since even elementary school I had NO intention of being a virgin on my wedding night, but now I'm getting so much conflicting information that I don't know what's normal! Give me the facts and opinions (conservative AND liberal) on this matter? Yes yes I see what you're saying. When I was young I used to always say "When I grow up I want to find me a good little street whore to settle down with. One that has already been used as someone elses cum dumpster." Good luck with your dream of matrimonial bliss.

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Clever password which is 8 characters long? *smile* theboobs

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Is it normal for you to have a beer or alcoholic drink each day? For me it's not, but it used to be.

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Why is calling someone black all of a sudden not politically correct? We call caucasian people white, so why not call african americans black? I can't keep up with all the labels that liberals place on themselves. I'll just keep on calling them colored.

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What should Tiger Woods do next? Buy a house for his wife's finger of course. I herd a great joke today: What's Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common? They were both beat by a Norwegian.

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My friend has spot right above her butt crack that when she goes tanning it does not tan, it stays white. Do you know what this is or what's causing this? It's called Leprosy. I believe that Lazarus had it.

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I do not know what is wrong with my boyfriend every time it starts getting the time of year for Christmas he well keep tearing up every time a xmas song is played i mean i love him but men should not cry is their any ideas why he is crying and how to stop He's crying because Christmas always reminds him that he has a nagging girlfriend that is always asking him what's the matter. And that he knew that he should have let that hot blond from the coffee shop give him a BJ, but NOOOOO he had to be mister nice guy and say that he had a girlfriend. Long story short: How the hell are we supposed to know any of these answer?

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Song ideas? preferably social problems, any suggestions? Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmm mmm

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Is it time for men's lib? We're not as whiny as the women are. Or at least most of us are not.

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Should gay marriage be legal in the U.S.? Why or Why not? Na, cause marriage is for a man and a women. First it will be a man and a man. Then it will be a man and three women. Then it will be a man and his dog. Then it will be a man his dog, his two sisters and his horse. It's best that we just keep it the way that it is.

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What mood are you in today? Why? I'm in sort of a weird mood today. My urge to smoke is not as bad today as in days past but I have an anxiety about me that I can't seem to get under control. I think it's because a major life changing event is coming, but I don't know what it is yet.

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Would you cheat if you thought that you can get away with it? Even so it's still not worth it.

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Apart from your home & workplace. Which place do you go most often? The coffee shop. I've become a real coffee fanatic lately.

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What's your favorite body part of yours and why? I like my fingers a lot because they're extremely long and slim and are great for playing instruments. My skin, cause without it I would look rather dull.

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What should guys do on a second date? Traditionally it's been second base, but my latest second date consisted of coffee, dinner and a lot of deep talk. Maybe I'll make it to second next weekend before I get thrown out.

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Best diet pill to curb hunger? Viagra! It places thought in a different area.

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How wonderful will it be to have small children in the White House again? Are you looking forward to it? Well Barack is physically not a small child, but I do see were you have an argument as far as his mental faculties are concerned.

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Im having sex with 3 guys regularly and have had a few one nighters in the past few weeks.now i am pregnant but i dont know which is the father. i'm gonna abort it because i dont want a baby.who should i make pay.how long after the abortion can i have sex This is why we make fun of sluts. This is a pretty sad question if it is in fact true. It almost sounds like something that I would see on Jerry Springer. The fact is that it's your responsibility as to who you spread your legs too, therefore it's your responsibility as to who pays the abortion bill, HIV testing, herpes treatments and any other nasty stuff that happens to you in your...

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Should Democrats make "Maurice Clemmons" commericals to run during the 2010 midterms like the Republicans "Willie Horton" ads that ran during the 1988 presidential election? I think that Maurice pretty much sealed Mike Huckabee's fate. I really didn't care much for Huckabee anyway.

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Do you want "under God" out of our pledge? Nope, if you read the thanksgiving proclamation that President Washington gave will will see that "Under God" is what should be in it. http://www.earlyamerica.com/earlyamerica/firsts/thanksgiving/thankstext.html

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What do Russia and USA have in common? We both have leaders that follow and believe in what Karl Marx says.

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My boyfiend doesnt let me see his phone? So that's what you kids are calling it these days. I have a really big phone that all the girls want to look at, but I don't let them all see it cause then they would want it too bad. Maybe your boy friend has a very tiny phone and is embarrassed to show you his little tiny ringer.

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What does the war in iraq have to do with 9/11? If you remember after 9/11 we couldn't really allow rogue nations rattle their sabers like in years past. That's how we got attacked. How soon we forget those scary unsettling times. Now we have a president that is letting rogue nations walk all over us again.

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Republicans: Is Sarah Palin really the best you got? That's some pretty weak artillery if you ask me (Remember: Even Howard Stern has had a best selling book. Two of them). Is she the best they have? I don't know if she's the best that they have but as an newly registered independent I would say that she's pretty damn good. Granted I've only gotten three chapters of her books read, but from what I have read so far, I like. It is true that she is not of the correct Washington pedigree, but isn't that what this country is looking for?...

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What has Spongebob Squarepants done for you lately ? (fun welcome duh, lol) I'm not going to tell you what I masturbate too!

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Did you go to college right after high school or did you wait some years before going? I'm going back to school after 15 years, classes start Wednesday :) I went right out of High School, but I plan on going back in the next year or so. Good luck Shatzee! Don't be flirting with any of those young boys.

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What was the last thing you Googled about that you can't find a match for? I tried to Google for a "Need to be Next to You" mp3 and came away empty handed. An address to a house that I'm going to go look at. Before that I goggled "boobs".

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ANTI Mormon, I am so tired of this ignorant phrase. It appears to me that if any one is Pro Mormon, they are by definition, anti-everything else. Do you agree or dis agree? Sounds like more talk of a bigot to me. Religious bigotry seems to be a growing problem among many people.

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What is the actual mechanism by which one achieves salvation by accepting Jesus as one's savior? Dude, you are way over thinking it.

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Is the person named Jesus Christ fiction, I can't find evidence that he did exist, can you give me more that an opinion, can you give me evidence that he did infact exist? Hey Rainman! Have you tried reading the best selling book in history?

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So whats makes you so special? The fact that I am a product of God's handy work, as you are.

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Have you ever called a suicide hotline before? I think that I did one time, but I was too drunk to remember it. Those where the darker days in my life.

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Have you ever cried and had idea what was wrong? I believe that is a terrible infliction known as PMS. I don't believe that I've ever had that.

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Does anyone else find it ironic that most Athiests seem to know more about the bible than some Christians? Just because their Christian, it don't mean that they are perfect.

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Watch thus video and tell me what do you feel? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9lwvImJqT0 It saved many more lives then it killed. But with that being said, if I remember correctly it was Japan that attacked America at pearl harbor. That video just reminds me and the entire world to watch what you ask for, you just may get it. I wish that we would stop trying to forget that evil does not exisit in this world. Rather it be in the form of a man that want to own peoples lives in...

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Hey everybody - finally I just made maestro - who is ready to party? Did somebody say party! Please direct me to the 7-up and I will take a tall one. Congrats are the order of the day for Piggle. I still remember the day when our little Piggle was just a young novice. My how she has grown. {sniffle} {sniffle}

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What is the oddest thing you have kissed? A 22" Bass!

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My wife says I should get an earring. I think 38-year old men who get earrings look a bit silly, but I am not COMPLETELY averse to the idea. What should I do? Either get an ear ring and start to squat to pee, because your wife wants you too. Or tell her no and to get you another beer. It's up to you.

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Why are religious people so attached to their beliefs? specially christians/catholics... Is it so important to maintain control of the masses!? Maybe you should learn more about spirituality before you speak. For me it has nothing to do with what you speak of.

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What would make you fall out of love? Having the intense urge to sober up and start doing the right thing. They did not have the same urge as I did.

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Can you name something you might find in a pond? A beaver! A big hairy, wet, angry, sometimes trimmed but very useful beaver. Beware of the angry beaver! She'll devastate your life. Beware!

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Do men really believe Women get pregnant on purpose? There are a lot of women with head problems just like there are a lot of men with head problems.

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What do we know about climate change? I know that it wouldn't be called climate if it didn't change. Or are you referring to the conspiracy formally known as man made global warming that is on the fast track to being debunked?

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Do you ever read a question and think "Are people really that stupid?" Do you tell them they are? I love to devastate the stupid with the cold hard truth. My answers normally starts with Hey Forrest or Hey Rainman!

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Where would you like me to kiss you? Right on the kisser, baby!

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I am a 19 year old female. Last november I slept with one of my prof's from school so I would pass his class. Is that wrong, does that make me a slut. What do you do when you need your toilet plunged, nail the plumber?

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Whats the best line you have heard from a women during sex? I'm not going to be able to shit for a month after this!

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Here is some fun"news" from FOX regarding voter numbers Palin 70%, Huckabee 63% and Romney 60% support among republican voters. Now I know FOX considers those with educations elitists but shouldn't even they know that adds up to 193%? You failed to post a link to the poll that you refer too. I would love to read it over. Can you provide a link?

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I LOVE SEX! When does sex become a detriment to a person's life style? In other words, how far is too far? When the payload for your bed has been surpassed by 300 pounds, I think that it's about time to reevaluate your choices in who you will have sex with.

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What's something you hope to never see, in YOUR home? Two goats and a Mexican midget from Tijuana.

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What comes to your mind 1st when you hear 'FUN'? Two goat and a Mexican midget in Tijuana. Not sure why, that's just what pops into my mind....

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Hi peeps!! That's not a question and I am not your peep!

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Poll: Most Republicans think ACORN stole the election for Obama. Just how gullible are GOPers? See LINK: How many democrats think that Bush stole the Presidency from Gore? I'll bet far more.

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What's something YOU can never seem to find? MY VIRGINITY! Now where did I put that damn thing?

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What kind of kisser are you? I've been told that I'm a pretty good kisser.

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I am 5 months pregnant and have not heard from the father in over 2 months. He is supposedly going to a drug rehab. How can I make sure I get sole custody and child support? What if he doesn't pay? Well let's see....You can start by choosing a man that is responsible, trust worthy and clean to spread your legs open too. Oh wait! Too late.... Well in that case I don't know what to tell you other then...Good luck!

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When might smaller, be better? When she don't feel like your throwing a hot dog down a hall way anymore.

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I learned something today when arguing with my girlfriend, Is it just better to say your wrong even if your right to make peace or just arguements in general? It seems its human nature to defend oneself from criticism, accusations, or exploited faults. Wait till you get married, it gets far worse.

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My husband uses his ex girlfriend's name as his internet password and I think that it is very disrespectful to me. He sees no harm in it but i do. we got into a heated argument about it. Am i wrong and just overreacting about the whole thing? You are so justified in your anger! It all starts with a password and ends with him slapping her ass while throwin it to her. I've seen it happen too many times. Hey my password is kiki321. Wonder when we'll start hitting it?

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What is slippery when wet? NO BODY PARTS! The floor after a few grunts and moans.

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Care for a nice big slab of meat? It's what's for dinner. I'll just leave it in my pants thank you.

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What's the best way to lose your virginity? As long as a pitch fork is not involved in the act it should be pretty easy to figure out.

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Should TeaBagger be the New Oxford American Dictionary's word of the year? I don't see why. It's only used by liberals and pervs. Which one are you?

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So, Sarah Palin wrote a book. Why does the news media have to be so rabid about it? Is it really such a big deal? They don't believe that she has the pedigree to criticize the Washington elite. So they choose to try to destroy her.

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"Being a mom is the hardest job in the world." Agree or disagree? Disagree! Dad is the hardest job in the world. We have to put up with the mom's that complain that we're not bring home enough money. Then they divorce us, take our kids from us, leave us without a home, money or dignity. Then they take us back to court to take more of our money while everyone looks on in their judgment and scorn upon the father. All this happening while most of the...

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A CIA "torture prison" has been uncovered in Lithuania. What's your reaction to this? Are you talking about the liberal definition of torture or the true definition? Because if you talking about the liberal definition, it don't bother me at all. They think that water boarding is torture and that's a joke in it's self.

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I say "Sarah Palin" you say? She's got my vote!

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How do you stop yer children from misbehaving in public? You beat them into submission. I see it in Wal-mart all the time.

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Things a fascist would never say? I didn't vote for Obama!

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Things a socialist would never say? Give me liberty or give me death!

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If I remember correctly, one of the advantages of citizens owning firearms is to protect the people from excesses of the gov't. But if "they" really wanted to couldn't they just send a 70 ton tank to your neighborhood? They could, but it would only be the Obama followers that would try driving that tank and I don't think that they are bright enough to beat their way out of a wet paper bag, let alone drive a tank.

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What is the ultimate destination on the spiritual path? Knowledge, happiness and spiritual health. There are three components to a happy healthy life. If your mind, body and soul are in good check, your life should be good.

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Why don't they give the Taliban a country like they did with the Jews? They had a country. It was Afghanistan and it trained terrorists to target peaceful countries.

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Why did no one report the warning signs of the Fort Hood gunman Hasan? Two words: Political correctness.

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What countries are still dictatorships? America is soon going to be on that list if things keep going the way that they are.

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Is it not permissible to be anything other than Christian in this country? You can be anything you want, just don't shoot people while expressing your love for it.

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Glen Beck tried to circumvent the guarantees of the U.S. Constitution & squash free speech by shutting down a parody site and lost! Isn't it interesting that a person who got rich promoting rumors/making accusations would sue to quash free speech? I couldn't imagine the whining from the liberals if there was a site named barakObamarapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com. I sure that you would love to have a site named wynperrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com. You might want to check it tomorrow. I just might fire it up in the name of free speech. If you ask any level headed person that is considered labial in 80 percent of the...

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5/13/09 44-year-old US Army Sgt. from Sherman, Texas is in custody at Camp Liberty in Baghdad after killing 5 US servicemen at a combat stress clinic on Monday. Why wasn't this incident covered like the Ft. Hood shooting? Because a Muslim didn't do it? I would like to see a news link about this. I'm can only assume it's because he wasn't a terrorist like the guy at Fort Hood was.

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If the US were attacked tomorrow, would the neo-cons opposed to Obama continue to stand back and criticize or would they back him against the common enemy? I love it when I hear neo-con. It shows me who the wackos are on AB.

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Are "straight men" getting gayer and gayer? Great question! I spent a week in Chicago and every guy that I met in that city were complete sissy's. 90% of them were liberal, so that pretty much explains them, but the others that acted like sissy's were confusing to me. I had to get out of that city quick, it was driving me nuts.

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Is Rush so fat because he thinks the only alternative to eating everything you can stuff down your throat is total starvation? See LINK with VIDEO: Sounds to me like he's doing something right in order to get your attention like that. I guess both Rush and Fox News are doing something right. They are both the MOST successful in their industry. How can you explain that?

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Can Hatemongers ever change their spots or once "out of the closet" can they ever go back inside? Obama's been pretty good at doing that.

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Why do people in Virginia and New Jersey stubbornly continue to cling to their guns and Bibles and tune to Fox News for daily portion of lies and distortions? It's because that not what most Americans think. Most American's cherish their guns and their bibles. They cherish the First Amendment that says that they are allowed to keep and use their bible. They cherish the second amendment that says you can use your gun if the Government try's to take your bible.

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True OR False? Marijuana should be legalized, taxed, and regulated, like alcohol and tobacco. 100 percent absolutely true. And I don't even smoke the crap.

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What is the fast way to lose pregnancy weight? Sex! Or better yet, sex with me! I'll get that weight off of you.

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Do you mind bailed out banks putting money into lobbying against financial controls designed to prevent a repeat crisis? See LINK: LOL...I am at a show right now in Chicago. It's a bankers show. These are guys that are trying to do business to get the economy rolling. It kind of makes you feel good, because you know that people are at least working hard to get us out of a bad economy. Then I walk outside to get a breath of fresh air and I see nothing but union thugs from the SCIU protesting about the business being...

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Would you live in an origami city? Would we be allow to still have sex in said city?

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Burqa Hussein Obama is giving millions to muslim nations for a technology fund. Do you regret voting for him yet? I didn't vote for him and unfortunately this nation will have a long road to overcome him.

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What is the difference between you and a homeless person? Sobriety!

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How to Have Safe Sex That's easy, wear a helmet. Does anyone happen to have a helmet that I can borrow?

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What famous people came from where you live? Me of course!

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Does rejection ever stop hurting? It's funny that you should say that. Recently I have been applying for jobs that I know that I'll be rejected for just so that I get used to dealing with it. I'm thinking that one just might land...LOL

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Why do people hate the police when all they do is try and help? I don't hate them, but I do view them as revenue generators now.

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What will you do if you found a Satanic bible on your front yard? Well I've already read it, so I'll just throw it in the trash.

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Should a man still open doors for a woman? Unless she has testicles I still do.

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You rember the bar, 5 hot chics, the drinks, but you wake up in bed naked with teeth marks on your dumbstick, 2 of the chics in lingerie asleep in bed with you, but one chic has a banana sized lump in front of her panties. What is your mind saying? Dude! I told you not to tell anyone about that night! How was I to know that you were a dude. You wore that skirt so nice.

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What are you going to be when you Grow Up? A drunk and a looser.

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Good morning America! Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize. What are your initial thoughts? WTF!

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Would you rather be naked right now? Too late!

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What is your favorite thing/things to collect? I collect girls. I have a pit in my basement were I hold them.

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Do you have nice buns? You tell me.

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Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter "G"? Gasy!

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What do you look like? Something like this.

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You've been invited to a small party to celebrate Obama's first year in office. What will you bring for a gift? Preparation H because he's getting pretty good at screwing my ass.

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What was the last soda pop or beer can you drank? Soda is for sissy's! I drink pop! In fact the last one that I had was a very manly diet coke.

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People around here say "Do you want a coke?" I say "Sure" and they say "What kind?" Coke IS the kind... Is that only a southern (USA) thing? I was in Atlanta and I herd that. I got a kick out of them calling all pop coke. I thought that it was just an Atlanta thing, cause of coke being from there but I could be wrong.

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I am back did you miss me? Like a heart attack! Glad to see you back.

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If rookies or other members are being harrassed by other members, how do they go about voicing your complaint to a Community Leader? You don't! You shut up and get your time in like the rest of us have.

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It seems (from AB) that in the U.S. the terms "left" and "liberal" are considered to be synonymous. Is this true of U.S. thought more widely? How did this idea come about? The liberal ideology came about during the FDR era. In fact Ronald Reagan considered himself a liberal, but it was during the 1950's when the communist party hijacked the liberal ideology and the democrat party for that matter. You see the communists could not call themselves communists because we were fighting a cold war with the communists, so they did the next best thing and joined the...

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What reasons can you give me to support the idea that buying clothes made in sweatshops is ethically acceptable? Let's see, a person that makes 50 cents a week in a third world country is living pretty good compared to what their compatriots are making. You could look at it as buying a product that keeps a factory open that pays the people who work there in order to feed their families. Otherwise those people have no work, no money and no food.

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Growing Chinese military creates US uncertainty. China already has the world's largest standing army. What are they getting ready to do with so large a force? See LINK: It's a communist country that's what they do. What scares me is that we have a bleeding heart liberal in the White House that is afraid to death to defend this country.

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If someone revealed a racist attitude by questions, answers, and comments, would she (or he) not be allowed to post on AB? I mean, are racists not allowed to be here? Why not let them expose their ignorance themselves to the mockery and ostracizing by the AB community? The liberals do it to themselves all the time so that the rest of us can laugh at them. It makes for great entertainment and it keeps the forum open to all thoughts.

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True or false? Liberals tend to be less tolerant of opinions of others than conservatives are? It seems to be very true from what I have witnessed. As long as you agree with them it's all good, but the minute that you don't the name calling ensues from them.

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Why, when you ask a religious person to proove there is a god, do they say, "proove there isn't"? Why can't they just answer the question? Why do you have to ask the question at all? So you believe that there is no God and they believe that their is. It only shows that they are more spiritually healthy then you are, which is not something to be real proud of.

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I have a cat who beats up my dogs. He also growls at us. Total bad ass. Does anyone else have a cat like this? I did, but he is no longer with us. Come to find out that I was the bigger bad ass.

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Based on alleged sworn declarations by 2 Blackwater (XE)employees in federal court, the firm used child prostitutes at its compound in Baghdad's fortified Green Zone. The same folks who fought the Anti-Rape Amendment. Will congress stop their funding? Did you eat a lot of paint chips while growing up? If not, you've been dropped on your head way to many times.

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When will right wing militia's in America be outlawed? How can successive governments let groups stockpile guns and explosives in their own country and not make it illegal to be a member of such an organisation? When the liberals decide to go ahead and throw out the second amendment all together. How could the founders expect the citizens to defend themselves against a tyrannical government? Because they were brilliant! Second Amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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Since the election, Fox News has blamed the economic down turn on Obama. Now that the economy has turned around, they're giving credit... to Bush. Does this make sense to anyone? I don't know about all that crap that you speak of but I do know that the Obama is helping Fox News rating. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.76196516c169324ccab7851697322dbf.61&show_article=1

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What is good to eat before sex? Chili with lots of beans. It's like playing Russian roulette with your partner.

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Whats the average penis size for teenagers 12 inches! Anything smaller should not be exposed to anyone or humiliation will ensue.

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I met a guy and went to his house the first night and then had sex with him a week later. He has not called...does this mean he's not into me? Sounds like your man has a new notch on his belt.

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How likes girls, I do? Don't worry Buckmaster, Second grade isn't that hard to get through.

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Can you name the last fish you ate? North American Vagina

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What never fails to put a smile on your face? This never fails:

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Do you think 2012 is a concern? I will be 38 in 2012 and that is a huge concern with me. The Mayan calendar says that I am going to have erectile dysfunction that year.

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Woman: Do you like your boobs? Do you think there to big or to small? What size are you? I love your boobs! Can I see them again please?

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How many of you reading this believe in "total baloney" because it's in the news, on a site, in a mag, or because some blowhard you admire is spouting the baloney? Don't you know that "studies" are just opinions that are hard to disprove? I do my best to tread through all that crap using my logic. If it don't make sense then I usually disregard it. I usually don't don't pay attention to any stats that are released. Then tend to be manipulated to push an agenda. The best bet is to be guided by your common sense and principles.

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House Minority Leader John Boehner R-OH spokesman says "You were born a Christian, not born gay. Religion is not a choice." So, is he correct? Is religion a trait you are born with but being gay is not? Is religion a choice? Any thoughts? State your source.

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Do you think Global warming is a propaganda by multibillion environment companies and politicians? (If so lots of kids were given wrong information and mislead) Stop it! You're making Al Gore look like a dumb ass.

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The world would be a better place without ________________? all these damn liberals worrying more about how I live my life then about how they live their own.

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Does anyone on ab owe you an apology, a thank you , or is all clear in your ab bag? Yes! Everyone that said Obama was going to be a great leader! They have sadly been proven horribly wrong.

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What are some important attributes for a leader to have? Everything that is opposite of what Obama does is a good leader. Seriously though the key things are; integrity, wisdom and strength are among the most important.

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Which is a more mature outlook for a child's political views; to believe something just because their parents do, or to be into whatever is the opposite of what their parents believe? A child should not worry about politics. There will plenty of time for that later.

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So now that the Nobel Peace Prize is officially just a punchline, which undeserving a**clown do you think they'll award it to next? My guess is that Stalin or Marx is next on the list.

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Can you tell when a girl orgasms? I've met men who assumed I orgasmed when I hadn't. I recently met one who asked me if I had when I thought it was obvious - I was quite loud and the physical signs are there. My ex always knew the signs. Can you tell? It depends on how will that you know your lover. If it's a fist time encounter it's sometimes hard to tell if an orgasm is going on if the person is either always vocal or not vocal at all. My ex GF didn't orgasm often but when she did it was great. She would become louder and sometimes push me out. My problem was when I could tell that she was getting close I would lose it...

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Where did all the AB's with a sense of humor go? Sorry, I've been busy conducting free breast exams. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1733266

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Women......beard or no beard? I don't like a beard, but I'll take a mustache on my women anytime.

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Do you agree or disagree with the theory of global warming? Any movement that's changed it's name as often as that one has, most likely belongs in the toilet.

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I'm a little nervous about kissing my bf. We've held hands and everything, but were meeting up soon and I want to make it a day to remember (as in i wanna kiss him). How do I show him I want to without actually saying it? Don't be kissing boys! You'll get pregnant doing that.

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How do you deal with someone that always thinks they are right? You beat them into submission.

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I'm trying to breed my rabbits and the doe is pretty willing but the buck is getting tired out and frustrated. what should i do? Yeah that happens to me sometimes. A cigarette, red bull and another Viagra should do the trick.

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For those of you on here for awhile, do you have an explanation of who you are for us on your summary page? If not, why not? Not really. I guess if you stick around you pick up little bits of my puzzle in every question and answer.

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What is something about you that you are shy or embarrassed about sharing? Give me a firecracker and a jar of Vaseline and I'll show you.

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If your s/o went out to the bar with a couple friends, would you be upset if they danced with someone else? (dancing is very provocative now a days). Is there a no dancing rule b/w the 2 of u? I only let my S/O out to make dinner and do the laundry, otherwise she stays in the basement. So to answer your question I don't have that problem at all.

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Is Hilary Clinton a M.I.L.F? Dude, you've started drinking already, haven't you?

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What is the nastiest thing you saw on your bed? It was a toss up between this or vomit.

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What is the best ways to relax and reduce stress? Heroin.

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Where did you last sexual encounter take place? This morning in the bathroom. I tried to resist but I was just far to sexy to resist myself.

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Is it true you are not wearing a ring on any of your fingers? Guilty as charged.

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Would you date someone that is know to be a drunk? I have and I would consider it in the future.

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Not 2b rude/disrespectful, but why dont people on here read over their questions before posting?Some of these spelling errors are so ridiculous I cant understand what people are talking about!!Dont expect you 2b perfect but jeez, come close to the word:0) I believe it's spelled "to be", but I'm hardly perfect.

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Your on a great date, everything is perfect until they get drunk & they tell you______? That their balls itch.

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Do you think the word Femtash, would be a good word to describe a females moustache? Not bad, but I'd like to see you tell that to her face.

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I'm old enough to have sex but I'm not allowed to talk about it...why is this? Watch your mouth young lady!

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I have a HUGE crush on someone from AB! Can you guess who it is? I send you one of my nude pictures and you're already in love with me? I guess I can't blame you, I love me to.

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Have you ever been on a NUDE BEACH? I've been to a nude camp, but not a nude beach.

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This guy likes me and he is 20 i'm 16 and we really want to date. should i do it? Sure, why not. Do you think that they will allow him to have conjugal visits?

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WHY IS IT THAT MEN LIE ABOUT WATCHING PORN AND THEN TELL YOU THEY LOVE YOU AND ITS ALL OK? OR AM I OVER REACTING? Why do they do that? Because it's time to make their own little porn. Baw chick baw baw....

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Should I spend $4.00 on Cigarettes or Cat Food? The cigarettes for sure! Cat food tastes like crap when smoked.

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Who would you label as Answerbag's Class Clown? Piggle!

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My mouse pointer is not working properly. The mouse has to be moved a lot to make the pointer move. How can I rectify this? Have you tried fondling your mouses pointer to get it working? If that don;t work try some mouse sized Viagra.

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Have you ever done something while intoxicated, then later regretted it in the morning? What was it? I cried for a week.

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Do you have a secret that not even your best friend knows? Well it was about a ball gag, some rubber sheets and a Mexican midget, but that cat is kind of out of the bag.

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Do you believe there's a vast, right-wing conspiracy? Yes and I missed the meeting last night. Can you give me the footnotes.

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What do you do mostly when you were sad? I curl up in the corner in the fetal position sucking my thumb sobbing uncontrollably. Why, did I wake you last night?

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Is tonight going to be a good night for you? As long as I don't wake up next to a man that I thought was a women, it's all good.

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What is the most dangerous animal in your country? Have you ever seen one in your neighbourhood? A drunk red headed Midwestern floozy. I have seen them around and they are very very dangerous.

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What's your definition of the perfect weekend? A ball gag, some rubber sheets and a Mexican midget from Tijuana. I may have said too much.

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Tell me the thoughts that surround you when your alone? Usually my voices Bob, Larry and Chuck. All pretty nice guys, but Chuck can get a little dark sometimes.

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I am a pagan. What should I say when people ask me why I worship the devil? You mind your faith and I will mind mine.

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What does islam do yo stop terorism? Huh!?!?!

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When you ask a Question on Answerbag, I think it is comparable to inviting someone into your home. I expect good manners from guests in my home. Should we expect less on Answerbag? I guess that makes sense. I got kicked out out my neighbors house the other night for pooping on his carpet.

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Are you good at making people smile? No, well I take that back. The girls always smile when I take off my pants.

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Do you like Americans? why why not? Only the ones the really big boobs.

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How long can you go without sex whats the longest time you went without sex?my longest was 8months Do you mean with another person or with myself. Never mind, either way it was between age 0 and 14. So about 14 years.

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Does Lady Gaga know how horrible she dresses? Or does her nose get in the way of her eyesight? Isn't law that all she-males are supposed to be flamboyant?

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Men are..........? something that I will never sleep with.

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Women are..........? like a laxative. They both irritate the crap out of me.

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My Snow Bengal kitten is very loving, but very aggressive when playing... How can I train him to stop play fighting with, and biting, our arms when he plays? Or is it something I should learn to expect from a Bengal? I hear that if you feed him puppies he'll stop biting you.

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What animal would you most like to be eaten by? A baby pig. It would take years for it to naw me down to a digestible state.

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What does the Bible say about metrosexuals? I believe this it would be filed under the vanity section of the biblical archives.

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Why are so many member countries (the USA among them) so delinquent in paying their dues to the UNITED NATIONS? And why does the UN allow them to get by with it? Isn't there some way those "in arrears" can be forced to pay what they owe in back dues? The US has far exceeded their fair share of dues to the UN as opposed to the other countries.

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HELP!! As some of you know I'm dating this guy named Jamie and were as happy as can be, but my ex which I can elaborate more on showed up out of nowhere well we were arguing and he stole a kiss from me. Now Jamie is pissed fuk me!!!!!! He stole a kiss from you?!? You are a guy, right? Just because your gay don't necessarily mean that you have to be a sissy. How's come you didn't knock him out with a right hook?

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Is it still considered adultery if I had sexaul touching but no intercorse? And do you think my marriage is over because of this? Bill! Is that you? Did Hillary catch you with another intern? I thought that you would have learned your lesson by now.

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What is wrong with being a Libertarian? Nothing at all, as long as we believe in the rule of law I'm right there with you.

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I know it was a group effort, but who was single most responsible for the British defeat in the American War of Independence? It was the British that defeated themselves in the War for Independence. With a little help from the colonists and God of course.

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Why do Republicans made so much noise about Hillary because she stood by Bill? ( Monica Lewinsky scandal ) And why are the Republicans so quiet (in the case of Craig), when it involves their own party? You've been chewing on paint chips again, haven't you?

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Secret Service probing Facebook poll on Obama assassination. It's a crime to make a death threat on the president. How far do you think someone need to go to cross the line into criminal behavior? See LINK: I think it's pretty stupid that anyone would ask that kind of question no matter who the person or President is.

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My feedback page has not been updated in 12 hours, the little symbols are on saying I have answers and coments but on the feedback page they don't show up...any help? I'm having the same problem. I wounder if we are about to experience another AB meltdown.

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What is your favourite month? October or May

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President Obama has proposed lengthening the school day and school year. What is your opinion of this? That might work for the Chicago thugs that don't go to school, but in the area that I live in it don't matter when the President says that kids should be in school. When the crops are due for harvest the kids will stay home. I was under the impression that this was a State decision. Is this another example of Obama over reaching his powers?

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Are we over Michael Vick? I'm over people wanting to see him die in a public execution. He served his time! Get over it people!

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Have you seen my one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger? Is that the one that all the ladies are laughing about? +5

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Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? I'm right here. I'm just taking a break for a minute. You women have me wore out.

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In your opinion, How common is your first name? (not your AB username) It was very uncommon, but since I've become as famous as I have, all the young parents are naming their children after me.

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Michael Moore has a brand new movie out portraying the truth about how the Republican party under the Bush regime raped this country blind. How many right wingers are going to own up to this? Ba ha ha ha ha ha....Yes I did it! I'm guilty. I tried to take all the money for myself. Of course my buddy GW helped me. And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you melding kids and that dog.....LOL And your dog Michael Moore that genius found us all. LOL I would love to live in the foggy world of the liberal mind for one day. I have a feeling that it will be...

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What did yall think when michael jackson died? i cried....a lot HE DIED! Holy crap get out!

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Can you complete the sentence: I have a really big _________. I have a really big *Censored*.

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What are your thoughts of people who dabble in the ocult? As long as they don't bother me or my family let them do as they please.

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How much flak would I get from the users of this website if I said; OBAMA SUCKS? I knew that I liked you for a reason.

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My Gf said she would put pink streaks in her hair but she put blue in instead! What shoudl I do? Shave her head and make her get the Brittany Spears designer wig.

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True OR False? You've had a cup of coffee and a cigarette this morning. TrUe!

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For people who want to outlaw abortion: How many years would you put a woman in prison for having an abortion and why? I see that you're getting a lot of bites on another one of your baited questions. How sad do you have to get?

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He who hesitates is ......? Smart! Think about how many mistakes that you've made because of a knee jerk response.

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Democrats everywhere are gay Satan-worshipping abortionists...or at least that's what Rush told me. Is this guy ever wrong? LOL...That's the first that I've herd of this. Both that all democrats are that and that Rush ever said that.

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What are some things that Angela Lansbury and Nancy Pelosi have in common? They could both peel the paint off a bathroom wall with their looks.

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Sarah Palin recently gave a speech overseas in which she claimed the reason for the collapse on Wall Street was because there was TOO MUCH regulation, do you agree with her assessment? Sara Palin is hot.

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Who has your back? I used to have my back, but I let God do that for me now. He seems to be better at it then I ever was.

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Do you think England is becoming a Godless Country..Since Churches are closing and people don't believe there is a God, what is going to happen to England once they loose God in their life? What kind of country will it be? From what I've been reading in the news it seems to be turning Muslim.

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What's something (non-sexual) that YOU would never lick? The (non-sexual) anus of a gorilla in heat.

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Are you really living your life to the fullest or are you just alive? I was just alive not too long ago. In fact I didn't really care if I was alive or dead at one point. But now I have dreams, goals and hope back in my life. Kind of refreshing really. +5

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If I say "I stongly disagree" is that hate speech? LOL...Boy if you were to listen to the left talk about people that don't agree with government run health care, you would certainly think that it was. Good question. +5

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Why does the devil always stop me and bring me down? Are you sure it's the devil and not just yourself?

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My boyfriend drinks a lot and when he gets drunk he hits me but i know he is drunk so i think it is okay but lately he has left marks on my body and then denies hitting me i am in love with him and preganat with his child what should i do Seek help! You are a co-dependent. Time will take care of him, worry about yourself.

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What is the fascination with breasts? (both female and male may answer) I'm not so sure that I have one. How about you show me a picture or yours and I'll let you know if I do or not.

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Is Leann Rimes likely to be the next celebrity train wreck? I hope not. That's going to be one boring sex tape.

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Atheist what are your thoughts on this? Romans 1,does declare this. Speaking as a Christian, you are putting yourself on the atheist's level when you ask questions taunting them.

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Why does it seem like some many Christians are also Republicans, would Jesus have been in favor of pre-emptive war, cutting welfare programs, tax cuts for the wealthy, and not making sure all citizens have healthcare? Ba ha ha ha ha......Isn't it cute how the liberal brain works...

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What is the perfect murder? If I told you then I couldn't do it and I'm saving this one for a very special person.

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How many pets do you/have you had in total? I only own one. It's a penis and I have to pet him when he get angry. Sometimes I make him do push ups in a cave until he pukes.

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Are American doctor's overpaid? I don't know about you, but I want my airline pilots and my surgeons happy and very well paid. I wouldn't think that anyone would want to go through an operation with a surgeon that feels that he's not getting paid enough to do the job.

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Do you believe Marijuana is a gateway drug (that should be banned because of this)? Or do you believe Marijuana has been given this bad rap because of it's easy accesability and people with addictive personalities would end up the same anyways? If marijuana is a gateway drug then everyone that has ever smoked weed should have also done cocaine and heroine. That's not reality. The gateway drug theory is BS. What are cigarettes a gateway for?

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Do you trust the Swiss? I guess if the Pope does, they can't be all that bad.

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Barack Obama is attempting to accomplish several of his campaign promises (healthcare reform, removal of troops from Iraq, closing Gitmo, ect...), isn't it refreshing to see a president who actually does what he says he is going to do? Ba ha ha ha ha ha.....I see that you're enjoying your Kool-aid. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2009/sep/22/obama-un-climate-change-europe

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Do you still believe that Obama intends to only raise taxes on the rich? He mathematically can't raise them much more on the rich without destroying an entire class. Which the debate is still going on to figure out if that's what his intentions are. Long story short is that a tax will be levied on the middle class. The question will be is it going to be direct or indirect tax. All signs are pointing at an indirect tax, so he can explain his lie come...

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Should all taxpayers be allowed to vote? Yes! That would leave 32% of the population that could not vote. It would be a great way to keep liberals out of office with the unique concept of Americans not being able to vote themselves free money and give-a-ways. http://www.taxfoundation.org/news/show/1410.html

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Did you know in 2003 Rep. Joe Wilson voted for the Medicare Prescription Drug Act, wherein Sect. 1011 authorizes $250,000,000 tax dollars per year to reimburse hospitals, certain doctors and ambulances for emergency care of undocumented immigrants? I didn't agree with that government spending either. Both parties are out of control!

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Would you personally considered it animal abuse if someone locks their dog in the bathroom with a bowl of food until they eat it? No, It's better then a dog crate and trainers lock dogs in crates all the time to repair or alter their behavior.

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Have you ever vomited or been vomited on while giving or receiving a blow job? Yes! It was taco salad.

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Are you drunk and/or high right now? If so what are you on? Nope! 42 days and counting for better days.

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Is not truth a secular progressive liberal persons worst enemy? It does seem that they fear it quite often. Their current leader is a perfect example of someone who fears the truth.

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Do Christians believe that the Prophet Mohammed has importance, in the same way that Muslims believe that Jesus was an important prophet, although not the son of God? From what I know of Mohammad, he was a ruthless, brutal dictator. As far as beginning a prophet, considering that I am not Muslim, he's not real important to me.

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Do you think governments have gone too far in banning smoking in all pubs or do you think that they should let some serve whoever they want? I think that it's just as simple as property rights and freedoms. In other words the business owner should have the right to decide what's best for their business, not the government.

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Why do people claim that the first amendment gives them "Freedom of speech" when it doesn't say that at all, nor imply that it does? Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. It's seems pretty clear cut to me. Is there a word in the above amendment that you need help understanding?

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Senate Republicans stand in opposition to net neutrality, and moved to deny the FCC funding for developing or implementing new Internet regulations. Are they attempting to block these consumer protections for purely political reasons? Sounds like their maintaining our liberty and freedom to me.

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Americans, the rest of the world is kind of warming to you again. You seem a bit saner these days. Obama is a nice guy and he actually seems to have a brain. Do you CARE what we think? I didn't care then and I still don't care what the world thinks of us. The fact is that Obama is threatening the average Americans life, liberty and pursuit to happiness.

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Is it weird that i am a liberal but in the navy. i am a corpsman No, because it says that you are young and most young think selfishly like a liberal, but fear not for age will pull you out of the darkness that liberalism gives you.

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GOP taking agenda from grass roots. Will that ultimately be good or bad for the Republican Party? See LINK: It depends on if McCain and the moderates can keep their mouth shut. Republicans just likes the Democrats don't like their moderates a bit.

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Are you proud of being Americans, English or Australians? I've been prouder, but to answer your question; YES!

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Thinks there are too many a******s on here with dictionaries stuck up their arses!!! Just answer the questions NORMALLY!!...... what are your views? Sounds like somebody wishes that they didn't skip that 3rd period English and spelling class as many times as he did. It also sounds like you're the one with the dictionary stuck up your rear. Maybe if you pull it out and use it life won't be so difficult for you.

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From toxic waste to toxic assets, do the same people always get dumped on? It's usually only the ones that look for it and enjoy feeling sorry for themselves about it. Everyone else tends to move forward and above it.

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Have you ever been in a Controlling Relationship? Yes and considering that we both were controlling individuals it was a struggle.

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Who on AB would you love to play spin the bottle with? The sexiest bitch on AB of course.....ME!

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You've been made God for a day. How will you bring peace on Earth? Take sin away from man.

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Would Americans hate communism as much had the USSR not been our Cold War enemies? Yep, because communism lacks freedom of choice and that's kind of what America is built on, isn't it?

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Should the US shoot down Israeli planes if they attack Iranian nuclear facilities? Why would we do that to our strongest allies in the middle east? Of course Obama has yet to do anything bright.

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Whats the best way 2 get a guy 2 notis u? For me I usually notice girls that can spell correctly. It's one of those little things that tells me that she's not living in a trailer park.

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What is the spanish word for eggs El Eggo

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Does capitalism have any drawbacks? Everything has it's drawback if it's abused. Some worse then others. Socialism, communism and fascism would be of the worst.

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Why the do so many Republicans consistently browbeat rather than argue the issues? They have recently picked up the old liberal handbook on political protesting. On behalf of all Republicans; Thank you Saul Alinsky and all other browbeating liberals out there.

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Tea Baggers claim 1.7 million but DC Fire Dept. says 60-75,000 in DC for 9/12 march. Why did the cons who organized the Tea Bag protest have to lie about numbers? See link for the proof of the fake photo they used. Regardless Jim it's been the biggest bi-partisan protest since the million man march. That's got to say something for the movement.

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Ladies: Have you ever actually missed giving a certain person a good blow job? Do you think they miss you giving them one? +5

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What would you want me to do to you if... I had your arms and legs tied to the bed post and you are wearing a blind fold? Do you like a good tease? I do. The question is; do you?

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Do you just want to ask "silly questions" somedays? NEVER!

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Do you believe Obama would be having an easier time if he were Caucasian? Does being Caucasian mean that he would not keep shoving failing ideas down my throat? If so, then maybe.

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Who ate all the cheese? DON'T LOOK AT ME! Would you happen to know where I could get a good laxative?

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My breasts have become tender and sensitive lately, maybe slightly larger... I know I am not pregnant. What could this be? Does my bra not give them support anymore and has made them sore? I'm going to need to see picture of them to give you an informed opinion.

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Have you ever picked someone up at a bar or club and took them home and got MORE than you expected? IT had far more then I ever expected. You would have thought that the mustache would have given it away. This was beck when I thought Jim Beam was my friend.

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Would you go out with a woman older than you? That has always been my case.

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Are there ANY Theist ABers who are willing to publicly say, "There's a possibility that I really MIGHT be wrong."? I don't care if I'm wrong or not. That's not what I look for when I look to God.

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Law Enforcement Against Prohibition (police, judges & prison officials) reports that FBI statistics show a drug arrest every 13 seconds. They point out that we simply cannot afford the failed war on drugs anymore. What do you think? The war of drugs is a losing war. It needs to be handled in a much different manor then it has in the past. To treat these people as criminals and lock them up only makes the problem worse. The majority of these people have issues that need to be treated not punished. For the Law Enforcement Against Prohibition to come out with what they did is surprising considering that they make a lot of...

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Have you any suggestions of ending hunger in the US? Have you ever thought about getting something to eat? I hear those stupid PSA's all the time and I find them laughable. I can't tell you how many food banks and welfare cards that there are circulating in the nation. Compared to any other nation, when obesity is a national health issue, I'd say that hunger is the last problem that this country needs to worry about.

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Couldn't the "Teabaggers" pick a better name for their craziness? I mean seriously....do they know what that is slang for? ha ha First:What they hold is called a tea party and I have a pretty good feeling that you most likely have no clue why they call it that. Second: The term that you used was a label that has been coined by the liberals that don't agree with the movement. Third: If you've never been to a rally it seems pretty ignorant to call it craziness, don't you think?

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What is your favorite hobby? Right now I really don't have a hobby. I guess if I was pressed to answer it would be reading, because if I'm not sleeping or masturbating, I'm reading......:0)

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Don't worry, it's not about you. It's about _____. The much larger picture.

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Why do Americans sneer at people who believe in magic spells to make people younger, thinner, or more virile, when they themselves believe in "Magic Pills" to do the same thing? I am an American and I have never sneered at either. And as long as you don't push them onto me I never will.

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Has anyone heard about the National Energy Tax Yep....It's called Cap and Trade.

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What would you say about a guy that 'passed on by' a topless college girl stranded by her broken down car? I would say thank Gawd he did, cause now I can help her. And help her I most certainly will.

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Anyone been to harley street london for beast implants? What type of beasts are they implanting?

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Why do men refuse to wear a wedding band? I can't speak for all men, but I didn't wear mine because I hate rings and I would always damage it when I had it on.

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Why do guys think that just cause i have big breasts, and an open mind, it automatically make me a slut? I never said that you were, but it never hurts to check and see if you are, now does it?

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When people are born and raised in hicky towns, what is the best way to get out of them? Hicky town? Is this a town where everyone has hicky's? Maybe they could try moving to a town were everyone is not sucking on each others necks.

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What's Under Your Clothes? I always wear my birthday suit under my cloths. It's a habit that I picked up when I was very young.

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How to pick up a girl? Just make sure that you lift with your knees and not your back.

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Who is the love of your life or apple of your eye? This one's easy. My two beautiful kids that I would do anything for.

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Whats the best thing about beer? It makes all of you problems go bye bye....Until morning that is.

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How has Advanced technology put people out of work? The a former telegraph worker that question?

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Is ignoring the issue like Obama's Birth Certicate the way America handles problems? DId you know ignoring an issue makes things worse if you had cancer and didn't seek treatment? In all honesty Wraith beating this drum is equivalent to the Dems beating to Bush lied drum. Just for for the sake of argument let's say that it's proven that he was not born in this country. Were does that leave us? The answer is with the same leadership that we currently have, minus Obama. Don't waste your energy on this drum.

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If I told you that you haven't lived until you have walked a mile in my shoes,,what would you reply? Do you have them in a different color? Red high heals make my feet look big.

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Is the word obama allowed in your house? Sure. We've replaced the word Jackass with Obama, so in my house it's encouraged.

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Do you think this statement is true "If you're a spitter you're a quitter."? Now wait just one cotton pickin minute here! I chew tobacco, so I would be considered a spitter. But I don't plan on quitting anytime soon, so I am not a quitter.

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Have you ever picked someone up at a bar or club and took them home and got MORE than you expected? You bet! About 237 pounds more then I expected.

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The government has stopped funding for ACORN, cause the expose of Fox News...Fox News exposes everyone dirty little secrets..Why is right wing Newscasters always been dumped on? Why are they getting dumped on? Well in an industry were the majority of the employee's are liberal it's bound to happen. I'm just glad that Fox is able to fill the niche of being a center to right news agency and looking at their ratings most of America is too.

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Why are the Democrats struggling to pass legislation with a majority in both houses? Because politicians don't want to be held accountable if a policy should fail. If no member of the other party votes for a policy that fails, who would they have to blame it on? I'm enjoying it, because a congress with no activity is a good congress. The more activity that goes on the less freedoms that I have and the more money that I owe to the government.

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If you look closely into any government bureaucracy will you find fraud and deception? Would you expect ACORN to be so different? For some reason I get the feeling from your question that we should view this as alright, because it happens in all of government. I hope that you don't have this veiw. I agree that yes it is most likely in any bureaucracy, but not to this level. What ACORN has been doing is fraud and deception using public dollars. The election last year is now in question considering the amount of...

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What dose oxycotin show up as in a piss test? I don't know, but I hear that it smells like pee.

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Why dont all Americans have healthcare? This is a BASIC human right. A basic human right? What the heck do you mean? The only basic human rights that I know of is life, liberty and the pursuit to happiness.

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What is the average sized penis The average size of the male human penis is 14 inches. Anything small is considered a freak and should not be exposed to anyone. Hope this helps.

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Would you like a glass of wine? Not today. Maybe tomorrow.

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What is the worst thing you could say to an alcoholic? You quieter!

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What causes fingers to turn blue Lack of blood flow to the vessels.

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"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward." - Franklin D. Roosevelt. How accurate was FDR's quip? He might be right, but he forgot to go on with "and a liberal has a big stick that breaks the legs of any healthy man that is willing to work for a living."

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Do you support Obama's health plan? After 7 times of watch his health care speeches I still have no idea what his plan is. With that being said I tend to run away from politicians that make no sense at all cause it's going to end up costing me money. Long story short NO!

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Does anybody know how to kiss a girl's lips who hates to be kissed even on the cheek? Have you tried kissing her other lips?

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Is Global Warming Real? This dude on prisonplanet.com really believe it's fake. He believes that world governments are creating world treats (al-queda/ Global Warming /United Nations) to create a World Government. What do you all believe? Please respond. It seems to be global cooling now. But to answer your question the Earth existed for millions of years without icecaps, it's bound to go back to that sooner or later.

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What are some examples of TMI answers on Answerbag? (Could you link them from your answer if you can find them?) That to much cheese makes it hard for me to poop. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7740681

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Name some thing which is red in color? The intruder that dares to break into my house or the kid that is brave enough to touch my daughter. Your choice.

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My husband and I have ALWAYS believed in God. We have a friend, however, that was a DEVOTE atheist. Now he says he feels he needs to find GOD in his life! How do people "flip flop" so easily in their beliefs? In my opinion it's when we find that our own willpower is just not strong enough to get us through. A higher power is needed to not feel empty and alone.

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How much different would things be if McCain won? Let's see, it wouldn't be as bad as now, but it wouldn't be any better then with Bush. If that makes sense.

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Do you like alone time? What do you do when your alone that you can not when you have company even close family? Alone time is dangerous for me, so I can't do it.

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If a policeman knocked on your door and asked to come in to speak to you, would you let him come in? (please say what country you are from in your answer.) I live in America. And I would probably not let him in, because many of the officers today have become revenue generators, therefore they look for a reason to generate money for the State. Not all are like that, but most of the young ones most certainly are. No reason for me to take a chance.

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Doing my job, what do you think my last client requested? Disclaimer: The only thing that Payton knows about IcySilver is that she is a great ABer with a GREAT sense of humor. With that being said Mr. Payton can not be held responsible for anything said in the below statement.... Void in States were Payton's opinion's are illegal. An extra six minutes on the BJ.

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Should I fall...would you catch me? Are you a Michigan Wolverine fan?

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I just found a 3 headed dog in my backyard. Is it yours? Is he out again! His name is Cerberus. He belongs to old man Hades down the street.

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I'm still training to do my job and my boss would like me to accomplish another difficult task at hand, I've tried several times but the circumstances are against me, how can I tell him that I am unable to efficiently do both? First off, that's great news that you finally found a job! I'm so proud of you Miss Anubis! Secondly, you need to approach your boss with the problem, but not to just say that you can't do all the jobs that he/she has given you. You need to come up with a few possible solutions to present to him at the same time. It shows that you care about getting the tasks accomplished more...

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Hypothetical. you have all you need to be within the eyes of the law to kill someone, they might or may not hurt you and they show up at your door. do you shoot to kill or maim? I was going to maim them, let them bleed for a bit while I give them a few beers and some food. Then I was going to go ahead and off them, but after reading Austinius's answer I would then have to explain to a jury why this guy is full of holes and why my kitchen is covered in blood, so I reluctantly choose the latter.

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I'm wearing a black shirt with blue jeans. Do we match? Not really. I have camo shorts and a khaki colored t-shirt on.

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Have you patted yourself on the back lately ? (why not ? or why so ? ) Because I'm not comfortable enough with my performance to do that. If everything goes right, I will never be.

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Can i give you a hug ? goodness knows you deserve one... One second, I need to take off my clothes. As you know I only hug naked. {buzzzzzzz} {sound of pants hitting floor} OK! Come to daddy!

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In the next presidential election who are your dream team pres and vice? Sadly I don't see a strong dream team leader in present day politics. I'm hoping that someone will come out of nowhere with the strong decisive leadership that this country needs so badly.

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What are you loosing money on right at this moment? Myself! But it's gaining back value quickly.

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When is the last time you have had a fur burger? It's been about a month.....Oh the memories.

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Do you have a relative in prison? Nope, but I know someone who does.

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Do you have a cat (or have cats)? What are their names? And what do they look like? Yep but not after dinner. What vegetable goes good with roasted kitty?

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Would any attractive women out there interested in vintage cars like to examine my big ends? I know four girls that would love too....

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RE: "A 22-year-old woman from San Diego. California who is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan is going to auction off her virginity online." what's wrong with that? many girls give theirs up for diner and a movie or a cheap bottle of booze. Boy do I find it hard to disagree with you, but I think the difference is that girls going out to dinner have a choice. This girl is pretty much stuck with the highest bidder. Now were do I go to place my bid?

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Guys would you prefer a girl who weighs 150lbs with 36DD, 30in waist, 42in butt, and each thigh 24in or a skinny girl with a ballerina frame, long muscular, with great slim legs? (both have your ideal personalitys) The question is; which one does not have a gag reflex?

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What type of pet do you own, what is its name and why did you pick that name? I own a penis. I have to feed him twice a day. I have to clean him.

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Guys, ever had a crazy girlfriend? Not crazy, just hurt, confused, angry, bitter or frustrated. But I have never had a GF that was crazy.

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What kind of person do you you think i am? Well let's see. You are most likely pretty sexy in your eyes and in all likelihood you enjoy fornicating like a rabbit.

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Do you still have something at the back of your mind that you are anxiously waiting for the right time? Yes! To drink! But I don't have to do that today.

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Do we in the USA have the Constitutional right to flip off a cop? See LINK: This goes way back in my legal classes. There was a case in Indianapolis that went to the Supreme Court. I can't remember the case and frankly I am to lazy to look it up, but an anti-war protester flipped off a cop during a Vietnam protest in the late 60's or early 70's. He got arrested and charged. The supreme court said that it was an expression of free speech.

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What is the first thing you notice meeting someone of the opposite sex? Her big old butter bags.

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Former President, Jimmy Carter has said that any criticism of President Obama is based on his race. Is this comment over the line, yes or no, and why? So the worst President in US history is calling anyone who disagrees with the black presidents policies a racist. It was only a matter of time before the democrats were going to pull this card out since nothing else seems to be working for them. I figured that they would have chosen a better spokesmen then the party idiot to convey that message though. LOL

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If I said, "I am God" can you prove me wrong? Of course not Nikki, of course you're our lord. Now I'm going to need you to go for a little ride with these nice men in white coats.

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I live in Illinois, my home was foreclosed in 2007. I have never received any correspondence since then from the bank or their atty. Do I still owe, is it possible they got enough to cover what I owed and will not pursue any money from me? They will eventually get to you. It's possible that they were able to cover your loan with the auction, but doubtful. You should talk to a financial adviser to see were to proceed.

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Lately I don't feel like I can clear my head, I have a lot going on. Does anyone have any suggestions on how I can get my head straight? Unload it on a good friend. I have three friends that I unload on and I would expect that they would do the same for me. It makes life a little easier to tolerate.

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Is it rude to tell your S/O, that his friends are losers, when they drink and do drugs everyday? Sounds to me like you were only stating the obvious.

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Would you ever date someone of a different race? I have and I would. The race of a girl is not the main reason for my attraction.

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What's the last physical pain you've felt? Pancreatitis. The morphine was a nice positive to that event.

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What is one television show that you refuse to watch? Those damn over done crime scene shows. Which leaves little else on in the way of TV.

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I got blood work done yesterday at 1pm. It is now 14 hours later and my arm aches all the way down to my fingers. It's driving me crazy and feels like it's cramping more and more. The heck is going on? It sounds to me like you just need sex! I'll be over in a minute.

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Job-based health insurance continued to take a bigger bite from workers and employers this year, rising 5% for family coverage. It's up 131% in 10 years. So let's kill reform. We can always pay way more forever, can't we? See LINK. I haven't seen you in a while Jim. It's nice to see you back. I see that you still haven't given up on a losing effort...:)

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What are you? A figment of your imagination.

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Do you think it was inappropriate of President Obama to call Kanye West a "Jackass" for his stunt at the grabbing the microphone from Taylor Swift when she won her VMA award? Not at all! He was shooting the shit before the interview. This may be the only time that he and I agree on something.

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In what percentile do you rate your intelligence? i.e. I think I'm pretty intelligent so will give myself a rating of 85%, which means I feel I'm in the top 15%. Hmmmmm what percentile is it when your mommy still dresses you in the mornings? I'm just above that.

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What plan do you have this weekend? I have a picnic on Saturday with some friends and then I am going over to another friends house to watch the Buckeyes game.

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Name something that gets "backed up"? My bowels if I eat too much cheese.

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Are people who live by ideology on average happier? It depends on the ideology. I find that liberals, communists and Nazis are generally more angry and unhappy then most other ideologies.

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Where does the 'religious' Taliban get their funding to terrorize and control their own peoples and government? Most of it comes from the poppy's and their radical following.

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I had a dream that I was pregnant. No one died in my dream, but I was massively pregnant (9 mos). What does it mean? It means that you need some seed ASAP! Hurry pull down your pants, I'm on my way over.

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If a guy call you at 3:00 am because he want's to come over is that a booty call? No, of course not! He just wants to barrow some sugar.

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Should Obama try to be bipartisan and work with Republicans, or ignore them completely? Considering that he said in his campaign that he was going to be bipartisan but has yet to show it, I would say it's just another Obama lie. To answer your question a good leader takes all opinions into consideration. Unfortunately we lack a good leader right now.

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I mourn along with the rest of the country as today is September 11, but why do we not mourn all deaths related to hunger and war as fervently as we do for extremely publicized deaths? No ones stopping you mourn to your hearts content.

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Isn't 'bombing for peace' like 'fucking for virginity'? I would say it's more like punching a liberal till he gives up. Ba ha ha ha ha ha

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Obama says he accepts apology from Rep. Wilson for outburst during speech. would you have accepted rep wilson's apology? Hmmm I don't know. Let's take a quick look at past politics, shall we? http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/09/10/flashback_democrats_boo_bush_at_2005_state_of_the_union.html I wonder if any dems apologized for that outburst?

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Who like fucking pregnant pussy? You can count me in a lover of the subject that you speak of...

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Do you think Rush Limbaugh could be the next Gene Simmons from Kiss? See pic. Who is Rush Limbaugh?

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Do you plan to watch the Presdent's speech on Health Care Reform today and if so, do you have any hopes about what he plans to say? Well I could rerun the last seven times that he tried to make sense and pretty much know what he's going to say tonight, but I'm not. I'm going to try to get through it without vomiting.

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How old are you? 34 years, 9 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 4 hours and 12 minutes.

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Is it possible to listen to Right Wing radio and not feel dirty? It's a hell of a lot better then being a liberal, I guess.

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Why does my vag squelch when he fingers me ? I'm 14.. It's telling you that you are to young to be letting boys down there.

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When you leave your house what is something you always take with you? My big book.

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I have to do laundry tomorrow, do you have a laundry day? Sunday's usually end up being laundry day.

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Do you have a "cleaning schedule" or do you just clean as you see things that need to be done? I clean after a week of seeing that it needs to be done....Gawd do I need to find a wife...:) j-joking

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Do you own a large stereo, a small stereo or no stereo? Only the stereo in my car. The wife got the large one in the divorce.

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Do you enjoy when older songs are remade by new artists or do you wish they would leave them alone? I would prefer that they leave them alone. I'm not real big on change.

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Do you eat breakfast on a typical morning? I have been trying to get into that habit. I usually eat it, unless I am running really late for work.

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Do you like cold cereal more for breakfast or for a snack? Cold cereal is good at any time of the day. mmmmmm

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Do you know someone who goes off on political rants and they don't even vote? Does that bother you? I know people that do this and I have little respect for their opinion considering that they don't act upon it. In my opinion they are reason that we find ourselves in the problem that we are in right now.

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Imagine for one minute that conspiracy theorists are proven right and the U.S government (and perhaps Israel) were found to be the ones who orchestrated the attack on 9/11 ... What would happen? They are not....end of story.

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What should I do? My daughter just turned 18 about half a month ago and she says she wants to enter the porn industry? She got her HS diploma but she won't go to college. Help! Would you like me to go over and talk to her? I am pretty good with perspective porn artists.

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Did you watch the incredibly subversive message from the president to school children? I can't believe they aired this dangerous propaganda! How will the children cope? LOL...I hate it when people tell my kids to stay in school.

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What can I do to keep my man from jacking off? I have suggested many different things to get him into...Nothing works...And this really bothers me because I don't wanna feel like it is me. What's the problem with him doing that?

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Do you prefer "fore-play" first, or do you like to just get right into it? Fore-play makes the final approach so much more satisfying...

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Are you sure you're not cheating on me? I won fair and square! It's not my fault that you're bad at playing strip poker.

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What's the last football game that you attended? It's been a while. I walked my sister out on the field for senior night at my alma matter. That was about three years ago.

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"Baby, what's that greenish stuff coming out of your cock like that? And why am I always burning when we're done with sex??" Oh that? I was told by a friend if I put habanero sauce on my johnson that it would grow. Is it working?

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If given the chance, would you marry Jon Gosselin? Or at least date him?(women). What about with Kate?(men!) Asking if I would marry Kate is like asking would I like to place my testicles in this vice. What do you think that my answer would be? :)

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Does love become ugly? When it's sick and unhealthy it does. But it's nothing a little good medicine can't fix.

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For single Dads: is it easy? This is a good question Lisa. Yes it is hard to be a single Dad that wants to be apart of their child's life. Just as it's hard for a single Mom with no help. I do my best to spend as much time with my kids as I can and as hard as it is to be an involved parent, it's 10 times harder to be an uninvolved parent. The worst day of the week for me is Sunday evening taking them back to...

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What are some quick ways to earn $50-$200? I need completely serious answers here, please. Alright! Alright! I'll give you the damn $50.00 for a BJ....Seriously.

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I am a lesbian do you still like me? Really! It just so happens that I'm a lesbian too. You wanta hook up?

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Where do you want to be living in ten years? In a new house with my beautiful wife and kids.

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Do women like men with furry a**es? LOL...I'm starting to see a pattern here araina...LOL

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Who would women prefer a funny man with little income or a mature & serious one with fat pocket? I can't tell you how badly that I want to see the funny man win this question.

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Do you think its hard to find real friends This may sound silly, but I don't think that I've ever had a real friend.

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Does someone owe you an apology? Nope! It's all good.

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What are the chances of women falling for a man who is ugly but wearing a nice perfume? Wait till you smell his testicles, then you'll be whistling a different tune, my dear.

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Working Moms! How do you keep your kid(s) entertained after work while you are doing your usual evening chores and can't spend time with them? (Do they play outside, watch tv, etc.? ) I like to keep mine in the hall closet. Make sure that you give them a toy or two to keep them busy or the moaning will drive you nuts.

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At what age did you start masturbating? What's masturbating?

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Ladies would you date someone shorter than you? Guy would you date someone taller than you? Great question! I am rather tall, so I haven't ran into too many women taller then me, but I would not initially be attracted to her because of her height. But if she had a great personality and a kinky mind, my mind could be easily changed.

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Are you someone who likes to test the limits of the patience of a person that you recently met? I'll test your patience even if I don't know you.

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Why are people, in general, so f-ing crazy? Stop hanging out with liberals and you'll be fine.

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Does your dick have a name? What is it?? OR if you would rather just refer it to something else for the purpose of this ? and to not give out that name b/c you're embarrassed, what would that be? lol :p Some people call him Peter, some people call him Dick and some people call him Willy. It's all good with him.

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Does anybody know how a U.S. President is impeached? Stick around, cause if Obama keeps up his stupidity we're going to see the whole process again.

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Do you feel they should do away with medicare, medicaid and social security in the US? They are all three failing systems anyway. I think that a better way can be found.

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What comes to mind when i say "Mexican Food" An entertaining morning on the toilet.

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What comes to mind when i say "Saturday Night Live!!" It reminds me that I still live in a van down by the river.

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Was President Lincoln racist? Considering that he freed the slaves, I don't see how anyone could come to that conclusion.

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For or against? To prevent child poverty and reduce population growth, children should be "sterilized" at age 12 and "made-whole" at age 25 (at no cost to the parent or child). Heck why don't we just kill all the baby girls. I hope that this wasn't a serious question.

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You're a boxer, pick any song to walk in the ring with.... Who Let the Dogs Out!

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I say companies and the rich don't actually pay taxes. You say? I say that if you do just a little research on the internet you'll find that the truth is actually quite the opposite.

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I read this statement: People are successful not because of what they say, but what they ask.What do you think? I would say it's more about what they do then what they say or ask.

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When was the last time you did some (non-religious) volunteer work? Last night.

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I HATE politics! So am I (or anyone like me) required to be; "PC". . . . . . POLITICALLY CORRECT? I encourage you not to be. In fact you need to tell someone that wants to correct your thinking to shove it up their ass.

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What is the real reason Republicans oppose Health Care Reform? I haven't herd any Republican say that they are opposed to Health Care Reform. They just feel that government is not the answer, it's the problem. And I can't help but agree with them.

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Im 17 yo just like my gf.We are together for 6 months.We are virgins and finaly she said that she is ready to have sex,but then she changed her mind after she saw my penis.She thinks that it will hurt her.I'm only a litlle above average (8,5'').What shoul Here's what you should do. STAY IN SCHOOL! Cause your English is shit.

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My guy and i broke up today cause he realized he isnt ready for a relationship (took a year with me to figure this out apparently). says he still wants to do stuff. want to, not sure i can. still love &want to be with him. help! Sounds like he knows that you don't have to buy the cow if the milk is free. It seems to work for me too.

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I heard that Ronald Reagan created AIDs in the 80s to kill off those he viewed as "undesirables" such as blacks in Africa and homosexuals. Is this true? It's laughable to think that someone would actually believe that. It's almost as funny as the conspiracy that the "white man" put crack in the black neighborhoods to destroy them.

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Should we build a giant sunshade to battle global warming? And make it colder then it already is? I say bring on the global warming, cause I freezing my ass off here.

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How to get whatever you want from anyone? Four words: Show them your gun.

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Is there any proof of man first step on moon? LMAO!!! Yeah, how about a flag a space craft and some foot prints. Not to mention a broadcast of them walking on it.

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Do "nice gals" finish last? I guess this means that I'm not going to get lucky with her, don't it?

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If democracy is really just mob rule, as some have suggested, what is a better alternative? A republic were hopefully level heads prevail. Although that don't seem to be happening with our current leadership.

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Guys when you see a girl with big tits can you not help looking? even if there not out in the open to be stared at? As hard as I try not to look at them I just can't help it.

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Why are men turned on by a women wearing a thong I think that the better question is: Why do we have to eat food?

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Do men like to watch themselves having sex with a woman as much as women do? You better believe I do!

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My boyfriend cums in like 2 min when we're having sex. whats the deal? is there anything i can do? The boy needs to learn to jump in for a second helping.

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I was just wondering if anyone has ever done like the scissoring with a man inside of you? I'm not sure what you mean by "scissoring".

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What is the easiest way for a woman to achieve an orgasm with a man when she has a hard time doing so with intercourse alone? What should she tell the man to do so it is easier for her to orgasm? `Each person has their own ways of reaching climax. Long story short, only you know what it takes. Be sure that you tell him exactly what you like and don't like.

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Hi, im a girl and im trying to get an orgasm from masterbation. I know how to pleasure myself lets just say, but everytime i feel im really close to getting one, i feel the need to pee or stop. Please help me ! You're a squirter! That's a great thing. Just relax and let it happen when you feel the urge. Make sure that you have plenty of towels down. Once you've learned to relax and go with it you'll grow to enjoy it. Your partners will love it!

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Does your company have any restrictions on hiring people with tattoos, nose piercings, or other body mods? I don't know what my companies restrictions are but I can tell you that if and when I interview a person with visible tattoos and odd piercings they automatically get placed at the bottom of the list. It show unprofessionalism and I would rather hire professionals rather dick around with someone that is wanting to make some sort of warped statement.

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What comes to mind when you read or hear the word "propaganda"? Barack Obama!

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Why is the Centrist party in the United States so disregarded? I guess because they are perceived as not having principles.

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Do you feel comfortable praying in front of other people? I'm still working on preying in front of God, let alone other people.

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Is Assimilation a good thing and why? Yes. It only shows respect and common sense to assimilate into a culture, rather then expecting them to assimilate to you.

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I say that faith in the creator has nothing to do with religion. Agree or disagree? Agreed! You don't need to join a religion in order to have faith in a higher power.

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Panties or no panties? Why should she bother with panties when they're going to be on my bedroom floor soon?

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When you look at police officers do you find yourself to be unexplainably disgusted by them? Only the ones that are constantly looking for a laws that a person is breaking.ie revenue generators The ones that actually want to help people are the ones the I hold a lot of respect for.

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What was the last thing you finished? Business this morning. I was unprepared this morning. I forgot to grab the box of tissues and some lotion. Damn it!

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Where is the best place to go to meet interesting single women? Buy a Redbook, cosmo or any other ladies magazine and find where it tells the ladies to go to pickup interesting single men. There my friend is where you will find the garden of Eden.

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How can I make limp hair more voluminous? Maybe try taking Viagra?

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Do you believe in a U.S. conspiracy to eventually have global domination via strict curfew rules, monitoring and "Security?" I don't know about it being totally the US, but I can see a global government being formed with all the things that you speak of. I don't know if it's in the works or not, but with the governments in the world today it is certainly possible.

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Will you let me check you for ticks? Sure but I got to tell you that they like to nestle between my sack and my leg.

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How many of you are members of PETA, WWF, or Greenpeace? Does it count if I use them for target practice?

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Whats something I will never catch you doing? sleeping naked with another man.

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Why when I protested somethings Bush did I was Right to but when I protested health care I'm a Nazi racist mongrel who was manipulated in to thinking such things Because you haven't herd yet. Obama is the liberal god and what ever he says you should accept it with no questions asked.

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I travel all over the US and always looking for the hotel with the best views to other hotels there is a really good one in Chicago. You either get a good show or you can be an exobishionist yourself. Any suggestions on hotels like this. The Sheraton towers or the Embassy Suite both have good views of each other and their are also an apartment high rise close by, so bring your binoculars.

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Would you consider it child abuse and report it if you seen 2 children left in a vehicle at midnight and had been there since 9 while their mother was inside playing bingo? Or would you say it wasnt your concern? That's ridiculous! When I go to the strip club I make sure that I only leave the kids in the car for no more then an hour and a half.

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Have you ever met anyone with the exact same name as you? Some guy with the last name Manning. The only thing that sets us apart is that I'm far sexier then him.

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Hope this is not too personal but here it goes...How many sexual partners have you had? A lot more then I care to count. Under 100 though...LOL

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For expert men: with any girl you find your delight in sex? black girl or white girl. If they have a vagina, yes. May I have both please?

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What do you like to put in youre mouth? Mommy parts!

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Guys how many times do you need sex in a week? At least 4 times and maintain my sanity.

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What do you guys think about President Obama high speed rail funds in stimulus and would you ride in them.? It's yet another example of tax dollars being wasted on pipe dreams. I most likely will not use it, unless it's cheaper to use then anything else, but Amtrak has proved that it will most likely not be..

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When I separated from my husband years ago I felt like I was literally going to die if I didn't have sex. Has this happened to anyone else? Hmmmmmm didn't happen to me, but I can see how you could feel that.

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Nature or Nurture?? What do you believe? I think that they both have a play on a person.

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Shemarq wears a furry coat is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at an animal party in her honour? Great job Shemarq! Let's celebrate with another shot at making that baby. I've checked em out and the boys know that this time they're going to hit that pesky little egg of yours.

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Has everything gone as it's supposed to so far today? I have already tried to control my days, now it's time for me to accept what the day gives me and adapt.

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I have big boobs but I can't get any attention. Why? I'm going to need to see a picture of them in order to give you an educated opinion.

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Does it concern you that the liberals have quadrupled the annual U.S. budget deficit since they took control? Yes and it also concerned me when the republicans were doing it, of course not as much as now. I believe it was Benjamin Franklin that said it best; "When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."

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Besides going to work or selling some of your belongings, what's something crazy/different you've done to make a buck? Drum roll please? When I was in high school, I sat at the cool table with all the other football players(sorry just wanted to stroke my ego a bit). One day one of my friends dared me to eat a cup of fruit after everyone spit a luggie into it. I said no of course, considering how nasty that is. So they all threw their money into the middle of the table. Well me being just as much of a whore as...

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I hate working , i mean i HATE working , how can i make money and be lazy at the same time? Vote democrat.

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Do you think you have a hotter body or hotter face? I'm just an all around sexy bitch baby!

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Was slavery in South really economically unviable? im sure slaves work less than free men but it seems to me that paying someone food and shelter is cheaper than an actual wage. I do NOT condone slavery, just wondering from a financial perspective. It depended on the owner. I would work pretty damn hard if someone was standing behind me with a whip. Also if an owner needed to save money someplace the first thing that they would cut would be food and shelter for his slaves. Any way that you look at it slavery was/is wrong in any shape or form. Rather it be by a plantation owner or an over bearing government.

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Why is capitalism so hated? Karl Marx started the trend to demonize Capitalism in order to push for communism and now the liberals of the world are still carrying that torch on into this century to push for socialism.

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Do guys like large labias, or would they be put off? Haven't you herd? It's all pink in the middle.

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Can we all have a fair fight here on AB without calling people names like "idiot" and such?? Calling people names just shows he /she has no class at all. It also shows who the liberal is in an argument. I love it when they start name calling, cause that when I preform my best work. Good question. +5

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If Rosie O'Donnell and her girlfriend made a sex tape, would you watch it? Be honest now. Only if I was blind. No I take that back, Rosie still has a loud mouth.

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Have you ever had sex while high on drugs? was it better or worst then without? It still wasn't worth it.

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Why is it that women are expected to comply with ANYTHING a man demands sexually, but men dont have to do anything sexual that they arent comfortable with? It sounds to me like you've been with the wrong men.

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Have you ever drank n drive your car? I have and I was pretty damn good at it. I only got caught once.

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Senator Ted Kennedy died today...what stronger commitment can one individual have made to want to see the health care bill passed even after his passing? He must have been having the DT's, cause that just crazy talk. You would have thought that he would have apologized to Mary Jo Kopechne's family for letting her die in the trunk of a car. But I guess that we are talking about a Kennedy, right?

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From my perspective here in the UK, President Obama is doing a much better job than George W Bush particularly with his approach to foreign policy and healthcare, so why is he being bashed so much on AB? Because Americans don't want an over bearing government and thats just what Obama wants to give us.

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Does lite beer cause the "beer belly" or is it the regular beer or is it both? One or two light beers are fine but a six pack will add up in calories and produce your beer belly.

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What is wrong with being an atheists? Nothing at all until you try to find fault in other peoples faith, because you're insecure with your own.

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Who wants to make a 115 dollars playing poker? I've made far more then that on poker.

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◄ Do we have a freedom of speech? ► Does it only apply to our liberal media which can trash whoever they want and get away?? . When Glenn Beck called Obama a racist he got into trouble. I thought all American people have this right. I have not seen what's going on with Glenn Beck, but as long as the government is not getting involved we still have freedom of speech. I herd what he said about Obama being a racist and I agree with him in how he laid it out. The problem is that the liberals are vindictive and they want to personally destroy a person that speaks what they don't believe. The thing is that now the...

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Do you like your insurance company? If so, why? I don't mind it. It's a heck of a lot better then doing piles of government paper work.

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What does America plan to do to the United Kingdom for "payback"? Payback for what? The last that I herd we were on good terms with our English brothers.

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Why do Americans hate Socialism so? Because many of us cherish our freedom of choice and have not bought into the "evil corporation" BS.

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Any thoughts on why Obama has started lying to the american people? He's started? You do know that he's a Chicago politician, don't you?

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Does any girl want to give me a blowjob?plzzzz! im dying for someone to suck my 7inch dick! Dude, you know that you have to be older then 18 to be in this area, don't you? Acting like a ten year old also applies.

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Where do Republicans get all their gullible voters ever willing to cut their own noses off to enrich the richest among them a little bit more? You do know that envy is a form of greed, don't you? Do you remember reading about how the Russians brought communism into their country? They demonized the wealthy. Dose that sound at all familiar to what is happening today from the left?

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How do you get a girl to give you oral sex? i really want a hot girl to suck my 7inch dick! $9.95 and a cigarette will get you just that downtown.

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Are you okay, hun? I'm getting better, slowly but surely. This has been the longest week of my life so far though.

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How to deal with your emotions the right way instead of eating? Have you tried crack?

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Why don't men 'get' what women want? Because we've giving up. It's hard to figure out what changes every .29874 seconds.

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Where would you like a gift card to? Big Bob's Porn World!

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Why rich people are so lazy? Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....I know rich people that are some of the hardest workers that I know. I also know lazy ones. I would say that a lot of the poor are among the laziest that I've ever met. They tend to get hung up on feeling sorry for themselves and not wanting to work to make someone else money. If the idiots would think about it they are also bettering themselves when they better...

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What was the last thing you said to your dad? Good bye Dad, I love you. That was 1/19/1997 before I left the Hospice.

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Would you say that suicide bombers are disgusting? I'm sure that the aftermath of a suicide bomber is not the most appealing thing in the world.

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What is an intresting fact about September 11th? Do you believe the fact you are mentioning? (plz lets not argue, just a friendly discussion) An interesting fact is that someday the kids in America will ask what is so important about September 11th? I hope not but history shows that it will happen.

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What do you think the punishment should be for a convicted pedophile, 2nd offense? To have this guy as his cell mate.

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My boyfriend lied to me a few times abt the fact he watched porn secretly; i feel sad abt it cus he is being dishonest..like why does he had 2 do tis? & after he watched porn secretly ; he would wake me up frm sleep & have sex wiv me.. is this right? It was you that vandalized my garage! I finally caught you! Now get over here and clean it off!

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How long do You think You will last on AnswerBag? I probably will not be on here much longer.

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I am a guy who is fem. i am gay but not having any luck finding a b/f. do guys dis fem guys.....just asking..........have gone out with a few straight guys but didn't want to reveal too much.. so i ended it and yes i can pass without effert Most straight are not into sissy boys. That could be a good way of getting your ass kicked...

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Is Barack Obama the President of the United States of America or his he something else? To liberals he is something else.

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Obama says no to govrnment healthcare. Is this what you want? Yep. Leave the choice to the people. But I'm not buying it yet. He talks smooth like a used car sales man.

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It appears now that government run health care is dead, are you as happy as I am? Don't relax yet, we have yet to see what they are going to come out with. I don't trust any politician, especially the ones that we currently have.

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Are you Jewish? If not, do you know someone that is? No I am not and yes I do.

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Is IT tight or loose? It's tight. Very very tight.

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Did you ever break up with someone because they had a hygiene problem? I'm not usually attracted to stinky girls.

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Are you completely sane? I am the only sane ABer.

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I decided to not date any girl ! but still many girls wants me to date her, what should i do? Maybe learn better English.

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Are you single again? Yes, I am recently single.

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Do you think Oprah winfrey is racist? I haven't herd her say or do anything racist, but that don't mean that she's not.

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What is the difference between Kinky and Perverted? A goat would make the difference.

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Do you think government should come between someone and their medical decisions? And if not, are you hypocritical regarding ones' personal marijuana use for medical purposes? Considering its function as a med is established. I don't believe that the federal government should have the right to dictate on either of those subjects.

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Bald eagle, landing strip, or some other sort of shape :P? It don't matter to me as long as there is no peter dangling out of it.

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Can small breasts be sexy, as long as they're nicely shaped and firm and and perky, or do breasts have to be size C or bigger to be nice? Breasts are hot regardless what size that they are. If I'm attracted to her, I'm attracted to the entire package.

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Why is make-up sex so so good? I don't know but it is absolutely great.

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Nip slip. gross or hot I love it! I can't believe that anyone would think that it's gross.

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Was one of your parents a bigger disciplinarian than the other? Which one? My Mom was, so I lived with my Dad.

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What's a sure sign that you're not having a good day? Because I keep feeling something crawling around on my crouch after a very long weekend with a girl that I picked up from a bar.

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Have you been to a drive in movie lately? I live close to one, but I haven't been to it in years. I might pack up the kids and do it this weekend. Thanks for the idea.

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My girl tells me never to lose my sense of humor.does that mean that much to a women? What does this question have to do with sexual intercourse?

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Is President Obama the real target of health care protesters, not policy? See LINK: No link posted, but I can answer this. It's not only Obama but also the congress and the health care policy that are the targets. It's the arrogance that they have shown that is really were most of the anger comes from. Arrogance shown from someone that depends on our vote shows that they have no business in public office.

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Healthy question: What's all the shouting really about? See LINK: Looks like socialized health care is having problems in Canada. http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5jbjzPEY0Y3bvRD335rGu_Z3KXoQw

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What do you do when you get really angry? If I get anger? Is that like getting a cold?

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I am looking for the sample interview questions with answers for the burger king store manager LOL....Do you mind making hamburgers, will most likely be at the top of the list.

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I am 70 and have met and love a young woman of 19. She loves me as well. We want to marry. This is no joke we are serious. Do you think we are doing the right thing? To each their own. I see nothing wrong here. I am 34 and I find it hard to have a adult conversation with anyone under 25, but if you like it go for it.

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Should Guns Be Allowed in Parks? If you're talking about National Parks, yes. I don't want to be camping at Yosemite National Park and have a bear eat my family for dinner.

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In my home, _____ is (are) always welcome. (what?) horny naked women

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Should it be made illegal to have sex with random men/women when you have AIDS or a STD and haven't told them? I would like to think that people are more responsible then the law having to tell them that it's wrong, but history has shown that they are not. I guess my question is, would a law really curb that type of behavior?

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Do you like it like that? I like it more like this:

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Do most men fantasize about sexually hurting women? I don't. It's wasn't until I was with a girl that enjoyed it that I could even be rough.

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"From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs"--Karl Marx, who would agree with this? i do. So let me get this straight; if I work hard, pay my bills and create a comfortable life for me and my family, you want me to also take care of lazy good for nothings like yourself? I don't agree with that at all.

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Who's your favorite comedian and what his/her best joke? How did you get this by the duplicate list?

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I believe that Jesus rose from the dead. Do you? You are just asking for punishment with that question. Tell all the AB atheists that I said hi.

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I still miss my Nanna. Do you? Sorry but I didn't know your Nanna.

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1 good memory from yesterday ?.. Micheal Vick got signed with the eagles.

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Your kids are very naughty? They get that from their father.

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Why am i not getting answers? Because you haven't asked anything that compels my answers.

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I'm really in love with a girl I know I can never be with (please don't ask why not).. its depressing me.. How can I cope with these emotions? Get a puppy!

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So, Michael Vick now plays for the Philadelphia Eagles. Does everyone deserve a second chance or should he be working at the Waffle House with the rest of the felons? I love dogs and I think it's horrible what he was involved in, but the guy served his time, lost everything and is remorseful. Let him at least do the only job that he's successful at. Why should we condemn him for the rest of his life?

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Do u think that barack obama could bring change? We are all going to be bent over with his change. This is change that is bad for America.

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Men: Is it acceptable or fine with you if your girlfriend/Wife/Partner own handguns and use them as hobby or sport? Not only is it acceptable, it's encouraged.

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My friend had an alcoholic boyfriend, they broke up as he was lieing about drinking, she met another guy down the Gym and they ended up hitting it off. SO much so that she slept with him, she then slept with her ex a couple of days later. What to do? How come I can never find a good floozy like this at the Gym. What to do? Sounds like she's got a good thing going. Someone to party with every so often and someone to workout with. Plus all the sex that she wants.

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Why did Al Gore turn down an invitation to debate scientists that believe human-caused global warming is false? After all, if his evidence is so clear he should be able to prove them wrong once and for all right? (see answer for details) Because Al Gore is a hypocrite and his facts would never stand up in a debate with science. The fact that he he thinks that there is nothing to debate, when it's 20 degrees cooler this summer were he lives, blows his whole argument out of the water.

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Canadian or British humour. Which do you prefer? I appreciate the British humor a lot, but I would have to say that the Canadian humor is my favorite of the two. It might be because I know a few Canadian comics.

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I have a Caucasian friend who grew up in a racist household. I never knew this until I was invited to her home for dinner last week. I was very uncomfortable there. Should I talk to her about how her parent's behavior bothers me? (more details in response Na, I wouldn't end your friendship over it, nor would I talk to her about her parents. It's just a fact of life that some people think like that. It's better to ignore it and move on.

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If you have power to rule a country? what will you do? Not allow liberals to vote unless they can prove that they can use logic and common sense in their decision making.

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Why do trolls always say at the end of their questions "Wat shuld I do?" Why can they never spell 'should' correctly? Yep and they are the ones that tagged my garage. I hate troll, but I can't stand illiterate trolls.

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Do you think its healthy to watch porn instead of getting into a relationship with someone..Why do so many married men need to watch porn, are they not getting affection from wifes, and single men rather watch it then get into a heathly relationship. I watch it with or without a GF. It get it's like high octane fuel for my sexual engine. After a few hours of porn, I can go and go and go. I guess you could say it's the natural Viagra.

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How appalled would America's Founding Fathers be if they saw all of the illiterate questions and answers on here? They used to speak so eloquently back then... I don't know about that but I have a pretty good feeling that one of our young ABers vandalized my garage.

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Do you always check out the profile of a person you are seeing for the first time on AB? I only check it out when I'm intrigued by them.

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Who is the sexiest person in the world? My future wife.

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I'm baaaack. What did I miss on Answerbag in the last month or so? You missed my four hot dates from two weeks ago.

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Would you consider placing an ad for a babysitter in the ad sack or craigslist if you had nobody else to consider? Just make sure that you don't offer to pay them with roses or with a message.

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Obama, Why stupid people shouldn't vote. Agree or disagree? I have very little patients for stupid lazy people, so although I would love to disagree, I can't. +5

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What are reasons you have for taking off your wedding ring? Because she left.

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Guys lets say you took a beautiful woman out for dinner and she takes off her shoes and footies your leg and starts to go up your leg and messages your little friend? What would you do? I would warn her that my "little friend" might get angry.

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If you took out a lady on a 5th date and she states to you at the dinner table that she forgot to put on her panties, what would your reaction be? What would you be thinking about till the check came? I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said, I was picking up my spoon from under the table. Why do we need to sit so far apart. Let me move my seat over here next to you.

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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better Did you fart? Because you blew me away Oddly enough they run in the other direction.

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Should fat people pay more to fly? Not only should they pay more they should also have to pay the people that have to sit next to them.

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My wife wants to become a stripper or exotic dancer . would you let your significant other do this why and/or why not My new GF has taken up this business venture, but she's not doing well yet, not sure why.

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If I ate lunch at 1:00 and did not eat Dinner but had a ton of food healthy food for lunch Could that in any way effect my sleep and or body functions/body? If you starve yourself or change your eating pattern your body will go into a "starvation mode" and store more fat then it otherwise would.

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Did you ever paid for sex? I've had a girlfriend before, so the answer is yes. It would have been cheaper to buy a hooker.

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All my life I've been able to go on amusement park rides and ride ANYTHING with no problem. But one day I got on a "double" ferris wheel and nearly FREAKED-OUT until I got down! I never went on a "ride" again! Has that ever happened to YOU? Yep. It seems as I get closer to death I tend to not feel so invincible anymore.

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How can i fall asleep quicker at nights? without sleeping tablets Heroine will do the trick. 16 hours of sleep is always recommended.

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Are there some things that should never be questioned? Apparently, Obama's health care plan is not to be questioned. Unfortunately I have to disagree.

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When will Israel be tried for crimes against humanity? You're better off hanging onto the "I hate Bush" crap. I was not aware that killing Muslim Terrorists was a crime against humanity....LOL

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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought? Shit! I didn't put enough lime on the bodies.

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You are camping and a bear comes up to your tent, what should you NOT do? Hit er in the shitter like old Tex Ritter.

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Which is the longest bone in our body? If you're referring to MY body, I would have to say that it's not always a bone.

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What is an occupation where a person would work with wood? I work with wood every morning, but it's not my occupation, it's my past time.

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What do you call a good looking girl in U.S? A skirt Chick Little Hottie Dame Or in my case "a distant dream"

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Take a guess, where is some place I have never been before? Down my pants. Or have you?

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What's the funniest oxymoron you can think of? Obama never lies.

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My b/f and I will celebrate 7 years together this November, what are some good options on how to enjoy our special day without breaking the bank? Sex is always free, well usually.

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If three girls masterbated with 9 dildos with out you seeing them could you match to corect dildos to the three girls? would a man are a les be better at this? I am horrible at math questions.

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How do you know if someone is just using you for sex?? What are all the signs to look for? Baby, I told you that this is not just about sex. It's also about you bringing me beers after I've worked all day. Now go get me a fresh beer, head on back to the bedroom and I'll be with you here in a bit.

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Can a "turd" be a work of art? If that's true then you should have seen the piece of work that I left in the toilet this morning.

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Could you get to know a stranger online... no pictures exchanged... but the connection and chemistry was obviously there. Meet them at a hotel..when the knock on the door came you handed out a blindfold and you put yours on and madelove and looked after.. And once you lift the blindfold you are delighted to find:

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What is something you might find in a hotel room? Semen stains all over the place.

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Hey!, don't you know this is not the proper place to do that? Yeah, well should I go ahead and pull my pants back up? Wait! Watch this! I call it "the brain".

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Anyone else having problems posting comments? Nope.

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How can I not be so obsessed with trying to find a boyfriend? Have you tried taking up a drug habit? That should take your mind off of it for a bit.

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Do you have a motto you live by? What is it? I put mine on my forehead.

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Should women be alowed to box? Only if they are naked.

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Im a lesbian,and i want to know what you people out there think of lesbians? I would love to find out what they taste like.

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Who do you adore? You my sweet Vunessuh....

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Do you like it when it hurts oh so good? I love to make it hurt so good.

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Would you want a different career if we switched to socialism? No! I would suddenly become disabled and let the liberals take care of me.

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I have regular sex with my dog. Is it so wrong? If being Illegal in all States means wrong then yes it is. Otherwise to each their own.

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Where are the glory holes in phoenix az? Don't know. I'm not from there.

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I've been with my current partner for 7 months and things are going well, esp sex. However he is now strongly hinting at anal. I'm not sure. Should I try it, is it safe? Can it do me any harm, opinions please. Let him hit the old brown eye. Lots of lube and go slow. Oh and you might want to clean out a few hours prior to it.

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I know this question probably won't get very many answers but oh well. Upload a pic of your body in an answer so that people can respond and tell you what they think? I'm the hungry looking one with the green bathing suit. What do you think guys?

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Guys: Whats the best thing you like to hear from your girl, when having sex? Here honey give my friend Carrie a ride.

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What do you think jesus would say to people who use the bible as a weapon against homosexuals? I haven't herd of any homos getting beat to death with a bible lately.

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Do you like the nipples on a woman's breast? I've heard if you can't have/see the nipple then it is just a breast/tit/boob. ???? Any truth to that guys? I'm going to need to see a picture of what your talking about (preferably yours) in order to give you an accurate answer.

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Who would like an AB avatar makeover, free? Na, mine has become my identity.

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Is your s/o on this site as well? She was, but not anymore. First we are no longer together and second I don't think that she uses her account anymore.

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What did your mom pack in your lunch box for school? I sat with the all the football guys, unless I was dating someone. I always ate a honey bun and a milk.

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Do men enjoy it when women play with themselves in front of them? You better believe we do. How do women feel about men doing it in front of them?

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Who really Owns Congress (House/Senate) and the US Presidency? Is it the American people, China or someone else? It seems as though their ideology owns them. The will of the people is but a mear obstical to work around.

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Just wondering but why did everyone join answerbag? What was the question you needed solving, and was it solved? And do you remember when this was? It's on my profile.

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I am married for 18yrs and my husband goes away very often for a short period of time say 2 days. I have noticed that everytime is is away he masturbates. Is that all right? Well it's either that or he could mosey down to the corner and pick up a cheap hooker.

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What funny stories/Rumours have you heard about South Africa? Tell me and i will tell you if they true or not. I really don't know much about S Africa. I met a guy once that was traveling through from there. He was pretty cool and drank a lot of beer, but we didn't really talk much about his homeland.

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Please state your religion, and explain the beliefs of your religion on just a few sentences or paragraphs. Are you crazy! Than I'll have even crazy atheist on AB telling me how wrong it is. I think not.

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When was the last time you had a colonoscopy? 2003 in the county jail, but I don't think that they were looking for polyps.

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So can I date your X? Sure as long as you don't mind her also dating half the Cincinnati Bengals too.

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What is the best thing to have at a Drag out Beer Party? Woman's cloths for the guys that didn't bring their own drag?

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Did you ever play with barbies Play how? No, that was not me taking all the clothes off of Barbie. Well, ok it was me, but that's only because I spilled a little tea on her clothes during our tea party. And shame on you for thinking that I was trying to have my way with her. That bitch is a tease anyway.

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Do you know of anything Barbie can't do? Tell me that she love it when I stroke her nippleless boobs. Not that I've ever done that....Well not on purpose anyway.

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Have you ever stolen or tried to steal your friends s/o? Yes, but the bloody trail led them to were I was hiding her.

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Why do people say mean things all the time?...what is wrong with them Obama likes pizza and basketball. I hope it works.

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Sarah (My Kids are Off Limits) Palin used her own kid as a prop in her latest speech condemning Obama's health plan. Does this make her an unfit mother, a hypocrite, or just a bimbo? http://www.casavaria.com/cafesentido/2009/08/09/3939/sarah-palin-telling http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7411988

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Sarah (My Kids are Off Limits) Palin used her own kid as a prop in her latest speech condemning Obama's health plan. Does this make her an unfit mother, a hypocrite, or just a bimbo? http://www.casavaria.com/cafesentido/2009/08/09/3939/sarah-palin-telling This coming from a person that did or would if you could have voted for Obama. This is a guy that can't keep track of all his lies.

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Why doesn't Sarah Palin understand that she is one of the most detested politicians in America? She can't get her facts straight on the President's health plan. She gets nieve people upset by her half truths(which is in fact a lie). I find the childish jabs at a person that has no power at all pretty funny. It represents the fear that the left has for Sara Palin. She must be doing something right to get the wackos all stirred up like this.

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How Would You Feel on a Nude Beach? Depending on the other attendees, probably erect.

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Is it possible to summon a demon and to make a deal with a demon with your soul? I did that, and when I divorced said demon, she pretty much took everything including my soul. I'm only a shell of the man that I used to be.

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Name your favourite place for shopping? Wal-mart! Just because I like to piss off all the brain washed union followers.

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Does it annoy you when you ask a serious question on AB and someone replies with " are you kidding or is this a joke" as an answer? Are you kidding? LOL

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Have you ever been to a brothel? What do you think of them? I was going to stop in at the bunny ranch when i was in Nevada in October. I just couldn't find the time for some reason.

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Have you ever been blamed for something that wasn't your fault? When I worked for a hotel, someone stole my key card and stole 20 tv's. They caught the guy before it got to far, but I was cleaning crap out of my underwear for a good week until then.

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Is it ironic that our Community Organizer in Chief is now denouncing community organizing? Guess he don't like the taste of his own medicine.

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Oh great, now these angry white Conservative/Teabagger/birthers are bringing guns to town halls. Is the Southern Strategy in full effect again? Correction: These are not all white conservative Americans that are angry about the bill. Sounds to me like the politicians had better start A.)reading the bill and B.)listening to the people or this could get ugly.

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What do you get into fights about on AB? Mostly politics, but it's always with the same people and we all have an understanding that it's not personal. There have been times when I will get into it with a new ABer trying to cause trouble, but that few and far between.

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Would crime rates go down if prostitution and marijuana were legal? The crime rate for violent crimes will most likely not go down, but the prison space will be sure to open up.

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I think it is obscene that marijuana is illegal. It is just a plant. No plant or flower should be restricted from people to enjoy and embrace. Marijuana isn't the worlds biggest problem. it makes everything better. It should be legal for everyone enjoy? Although I agree with you, I can't help but play devils advocate. Cocaine and heroine are only plants too, do you have the same view toward those to drugs?

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When you think of Chicago, you think of..what? Billy Goats. The best hamburgers in the mid-west.

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What do you look like? Here you go.

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Janet Allison was found guilty of being “party to the crime of child molestation” because she let her 15-year-old daughter have sex with a boyfriend who the daughter married. Janet Allison must register as a sex offender for life. Is this right? I would need to know more details about the story, but on it's face, it sounds irresponsible parenting. But who are we as a society to say that this should be punished with a life time sex offender registry. The sex offender label has gotten out of control. We have taken something that was meant to be for child molesters and turned it into a label for anything sexual. I've read...

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Why am I getting a boner? I am a 34yr male and when I sit, touch, think or for no reason at all get a boner. Why is this happening? It is a little embarrasing sitting next to my girlfriend holding or rubbing her back and BOOM a boner. Any thoughts? Castration should fix your problem.

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Survey suggests US recession to end in third quarter. The new Con's ideology says Obama's recession fighting moves can't possibly work. What do Republicans do if Obama doesn't fail? See LINK: I don't understand your question considering that nobody can determine when a recession begins or ends. We won't even know when it's over for an entire quarter. Well wait a minute, was this survey conducted on the Obama administration?

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Guys, do you think a dirty girl (a girl who is willing to try almost anything sexual) is great to hang with? would you want to marry a dirty girl? or would you prefer a girl who is innocent, unknowing, and a virgen? Dirty girls are a blast to hang out with, but I'm ready for a good girl to settle down with.

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I am not green, i don't care who jennifer aniston is dating, i don't agree with just giving out food stamps to just anyone that asks and i don't think peta should ask pet shop boys to change name, am i a liberal or conservative? I am neither of the labels that you put up there and I agree with you. I think that we are just average Americans that are tired of other holier then thou people trying to tell us what to do. They need to worry about there own lives and I'll be just fine worrying about mine.

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Besides Doggy Style, Comissionary and riding, name a fun, exciting sexual position? have you tried it? (Pictures Are Welcome...LOL) I believe that the comissionary position is only reserved for hookers. Unless you also make commission on a position.

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Manager of White Sox said, "If I see someone hit my player, and I know they hit him on purpose it's two guys going down. I don't care if I get suspended." Your thoughts? That's always been the case, it's only that this guy said the unsaid rule. The fact that a pitcher is throwing at batters is to intimidate the batter and throw them off rhythm. I agree that if a pitcher has to do this to win a game then he should expect to get a few right hooks to his chin.

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Can two parents with blonde hair and blue eyes have a baby with brown hair and brown eyes? If so, why does this phenomenon occur? It's called the Mailman effect.

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Do you know a Pompous Windbag? You can just call me Mr. Windbag, thank you.

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How do I convince my boyfriend that you should not hit a dog to punish it? He always says "she's fine." I know that she's fine, but I think it's wrong. Especially since she was abused as a puppy-- I got her as a rescue. Maybe you could try carrying a bat with you and every time you see him hit the dog you take a full swing at his knee. I don't think he'll be beatin the dog much longer.

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I read the article in Time about Bush/Chaney and was shocked. Do you believe that President Bush was isolated and manipulated by Chaney and his cronies when he was in office? http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1912297,00.html Do I care? No! They are long gone. We have far bigger problems to deal with in the White House.

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Do you engage in AB cyber stalking? That's when you find a particular ABer so intriguing that you go to their profile to check them out and end up answering a bunch of their questions. Why would you call that cyber stalking? That sounds to me like a friend taking the time to answer your questions.

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What country poses the greatest threat to America's national interests? Only America can beat itself. The more that we keep electing leaders like what we have today and yesterday this country will continue to fail.

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Republicans oppose a public option for health insurance because they claim the government would totally screw it up. Why then are they also convinced this screwed up option would attract so many customers it would drive for-profit insurers bankrupt? I'm not a republican and I am totally opposed to it. I know many Democrats that don't like the idea at all. It's only the radical liberals or the folks already living on the public dole that want it.

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The people who attended many of these town hall meetings over health care are now being call a 'mob' by the administration. What do you think about people exercising their right to free speech? I'm 100% behind them. I am going to my Senators town hall this weekend. I will be showing my anger too.

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When does a whiff of corruption become a stench? When hope and change is meant only for Politicians, union bosses and trial lawyers instead of all Americans.

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A Republican President lied & conservative representatives on Capitol Hill unanimously voted to send over 4,000 American soldiers to their deaths in Iraq. How many conservatives in that administration and this did not serve in the US Armed Forces? LOL....You do know that we have a new lair in office now, don't you? Maybe you should worry about this lair considering that he's in power.

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Does swallowing the Party Line Dogma hook, line and sinker make you a better, more engaged and more productive human being or does that only happen when you question it? If you have principals that you adhere to and your party articulates them well then I don't see a problem with it. I don't have a party that articulates my principals. I used to think that the Liberian party best expressed my principles well, but now I'm wondering if the Constitution Party is a better fit for me. http://www.constitutionparty.com/

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How often do you eat oysters? As much as I can.

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Please tell me how in this wide world of ours can putting a jokerface on a publilc figure be construed as racist? I don't see it as racist at all. I see it as explaining how much of a joke that our currently socialist in Chief really is. I think it's brilliant.

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If I wanted to just hold you a moment, would you think i was gay? If you're a chick I would just see you as needy. If you're a dude then you're either gay or there is a room at an institution with your name on it.

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Since the Media loves showing Gay men with kids, Black woman with white guys and the Liberal that saved America. When Are we going to have The little Jewish Girl that wants to marry the Muslim Boy episode? You ate a lot of paint chips growing up, didn't you?

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Have you ever "pulled tits" before? Don't you mean teets?

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Why do nearly all American men wear huge baggy trousers? I don't.

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Are you really stupid enough to think the government can "fix" health care? You're not going to get a good response insulting the reader like you did. To answer your question, no I don't think that the government can fix Health care effectively.

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If this sudanese woman gets her 40 lashes would you watch? Is she a liberal tree huger? If so I'll will do it while drinking a nice cold Budweiser.

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What's more disgusting than diarrhea? Having it run down the plane aisle way while you're one hour into a six hour flight.

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My sisiter was flirting with my bf all night putting her arms rnd him and making sarky comments wen in was sitting with him, i got took in hospital the same night and nor she or my bf would come with me, my bf stayed at her house. did he sleep with her? Naw. They just sat around and watched movies all night talking about your condition....NOT! If your lucky he might have said your name while he was throwing it to her.

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Is there a difference between making love and having sex? Yeah about 12 more beers and 243 pounds.

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I'm new to this site and I am one of those girls that likes lots of sex pretty much anyway I can get it. I like to show a little off in public. I like having sex with more than just my husband. Am I a slut or a babe having fun. It sounds to me like you're my new best buddy. You wanta go fishing this weekend buddy?

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When excited, my clitoris becomesthe size of my erect nipple. Is this normal, too small, or too large? We had a girl in school that we called "Ole Nipple Clit". Becky! Is that you?

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Would you please join me in congratulating Shatzee ??? Shatzee made it to maestro level !!! Rock on! I knew that you could do it. Let's celebrate! Go get me another beer. {smacks Shatzee on ass}

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Why do the conspiracy theory nuts (FEMA camps, Vaccines are a government plot, 9/11, birthers bla bla) so vocal on youtube? Because that's the only place where they can pick up a following as crazy as they are.

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Do you think the "Cash for Clunkers" program has been a overwhelming success due to the surprise level of participation or a overall failure for grossly underestimating the resources needed to keep the program going? The fact that it ran out of money so fast shows that it is a success. This is proof positive that shows giving the people their money back leads to good economic sense. I just wish that we didn't have to buy a car to get our tax money back.

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My husband says he'd never cheat, but I found out he'd been to a strip club - friends wanted to go & he couldn't say no. He won't talk about his "visits"- says it was at least 4 years ago. Should I worry? You should go to a strip club with him sometime just to see what it's like, before to react. The are just for looking. You go to see the female body, not to fall in love or have sex.

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Okay I'm going to kill my son. If you don't see me around you'll know why. He put dog poop in my shoe on the porch this morning and I put it on. What should I do to him? Sounds like a good poppy nose rubbing is in order for this little turd.

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Obama pushes Democrats for unity on Health Plan. Obama campaigned on healthcare reform and won a mandate. Why should a very vocal minority be allowed to derail change? See LINK: Because the route that he wants to go is not what the mandate is for. The lies that he is telling makes us all wonder how far he really wants to go with Socializing America. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0809/25779.html http://www.breitbart.tv/obama-in-03-id-like-to-see-a-single-payer-health-care-plan/

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Does anyone on here write erotic stories? True events in your own life or fantasy? Do you share them with others? I have before, but I only share it with a select few.

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Obama is _____________________. Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....No comment.

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Whens the last time you got some? This morning. It's was the best piece of ass that I've had in a long time. It's amazing how good I can do with my left hand. Next time I'm going to make it go incognito and put a sock on it.

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What does your backyard look like? What does it have? My last date that didn't like my politics.

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I am going back to the seventies now, what can you remember from that time? The blizzard of 78'. I was stuck in the house for over two weeks.

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What might someone find in your garage? An empty room with a hatch in the corner. I won't dare tell you what goes on down there.

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Would you give more tips to male waiter or female waiter? Depends on who works harder. But if the female is easy on the eyes and knows how to flirt, she will win too.

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MADD has even been denounced by its founder Candy Lightner as ‘very neo-prohibitionist. I think MADD won't be happy until they prohibit all drinking. What do you think? MADD has been on my hit list for a very long time. I totally agree that they are neo-prohibitionist.

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Boss I just want to increase my pennies length and size,can any body help me,pls dont suggest surgery I'm not sure what your boss can do to help you in this situation.

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Do you guys find pregnant women sexy? Irresistibly sexy.

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Why are comics more factual than Republicans? You really did eat a lot a paint chips growing up didn't you? LOL

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What do guys think of girls who swear? I don't swear a lot and I think that women that swear a lot sound unattractive and simple minded. Not that they are, just that they sound that way.

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Has society lost most of its moral fibre due to individualism? Did you leave out the word lost?

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My Boyfriend fingers me, when he goes really fast it hurts. Sometimes i try to stop his hands, or slow him down, He doesn't seem to get the hint. Im to scared to tell him to slow down. Does anyone know how I could brake it to him? HELP PLEASE !! Try breaking his fingers. That should slow him down.

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What has Barack Obama given you? Heartburn An ulcer an upset stomach diarrhea a headache And believe it or not none of that is covered under his health care plan.

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Is there any bisexual women in the cranbrook BC area that would like to do a sexy threesome with my husband and I? (serious answers only please) pictures would be appreciated.. Ok I guess I will let you and you husband use my beautiful body as a playground.

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If law enforcing officers are banned from using torture how do they get information from hardened terrorists? We'll send Obama in to apologize to them. That will surly get them to spill their guts.. Oh oh wait I have a better idea. We'll have them over to the White House for a beer summit.

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Would you go to a swingers party? Been there done that. Some were fun, some were so so. It depends on what kind of people are there.

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Is it bad that I am rejoicing in the fact that my ex boyfriend's new girlfriend is completely unfortunate looking? (he broke my heart) Don't listen to those idiots that call you shallow. I think that we all would like to see our ex's take a down grade from us. It's human nature.

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Well, Obama went back on his word and raised taxes on the middle class. How does that make you feel? He hasn't yet. But we'll be bending over here before you know it. I'm glad, it's just another nail in his political coffin.

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What do you think about the recently found Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate? It certainly looks authentic. So what do we do now?

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What is something you can "Catch"? Herpes, the clap, crabs, aids and if your real luck a cold.

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How long have you been a member of AB? Not long at all. I'm still trying to learn the ropes.

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What might someone try to hide? The body of last Saturday nights date, because she didn't want to cooperate with you. But that's just a guess of course.

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Is it okay not to comment on my 18-years old son seeing him kissing a 38-years old woman next to our house!? I do believe that an ATTA BOY! is in order for this young man. Maybe even a high five and ask him when he's going to hit that.

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What's something you shouldn't say to a police officer? Here hold my beer while I get my license out for you.

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Can the GOP solve its Extremist Dilemma? See LINK: It's extremist dilemma, huh? LOL....They kick out the moderates like McCain and start REALLY fighting for less government and less spending.

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Conservatives are so sure they are right that democracy doesn't matter. They have a plan to disrupt town hall meetings and ensure the profits of the insurance giants. Is this healthy for US democracy? Yeah I herd that's the new talking point. Good luck with trying to convince the country that....

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Do you remember when disrespecting a sitting president was considered unpatriotic and even treason? Treason! So that's the objective of you guys. Maybe we should try people for conspiracy against the state. Every President in American history has been talked bad about and made fun of. Have you ever seen the cartoons of Washington during the whiskey rebellion? They were hardly flattering. Obama is making it far to easy for us to make fun of him. This could be the first lamb duck...

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What's in that baggie? Ummmmmm Let's just say that it's oregano.

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Can you name something that jiggles? I'm drawing a blank on this one....

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What is the blue dog all about? They could possibly be Americas saving grace.

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Do you really think large corporations should control your life, yo? LOL...Since when in my daily life am I controlled by a large corporation? I guarantee that I can bring up three government control examples to one of your corporate control examples.

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Who do you think is posting these posters around Los Angeles? (see my answer) I don't know but I like them.

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If you even identify yourself as a Liberal or a Conservative are you automatically an ***hole? I am automatically an ***hole and very proud of it.

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Do you support socialized sewage? Why should the government control our sewage when I can just toss my s**t into the neighbor's yard the same way most big business does to profit? LMAO!!! What a superb analogy to promote socialism. How about we privatize sewage so I don't have to go through government red tape and hoops just to get my shit pipe out of my house. I grantee that it will be more efficient. And just to let you know not everyone has to go through a government to deal with their sewage. A septic tank is not run by the government.

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Name a situation would make you the most uncomfortable? When people trip over little Payton while I'm at the nude beach. It's so embarrassing.

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Why do people want our government to control the United States? Because it takes responsibility off of the individual. Which sounds like a great idea, but when you trade your freedom for that it don't sound all that great anymore.

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How do I kill fruit flies other than trying to hit them? a small glass of Cider vinegar or you get get traps for them.

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We are using 25% of world resources. Do you have a problem with that? It's either that or go back to a third world country. Oh and by the way we produce 63% of the worlds goods. It's a give and take.

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Where does the Marine Corps "Force Recon"; fit in with the Navies "SEALS", and Armies "Green Berets"?? Meaner or wimpier? Either way I would rather my life, liberty and freedom to be defended by any other unit then the ones mentioned above.

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What team do you always root for, to lose? Liberals or Michigan Wolverines....

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Am I Ugly? Be honest. If you mean would I nail you, sure if you really want me too.

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How would US react if N Korea attack S Korea today? Obama would personally go to N. Kora and apologize.

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Which country's government is on higher moral ground, Iran, or the United States? Why? Considering that the United States has never wanted to whip all Jews off the face of the Earth, I would say that we are the morally better.

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I read a bumper sticker and it said, "Terrorism is a symptom, not a disease." What do you think this means and do you agree? It's a symptom of the Western civilization not making our woman cover their faces. Of not following the Muslim's God. Sounds to me like liberal drivel.

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Why do people judge? gay's,lesbiean's,and bisexual's? Because it's not normal. People always judge the oddities of society. It's human nature.

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If the US declared that it was closing its borders, bringing home all military, never again sending money/aid/military support to other countries, and staying out of all international affairs, what would be the result? We would all be paying higher prices for everything.

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Which do you prefer, Ford or chevy? I used to love Chevy, but since Obama took them over I will only buy Ford now.

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Everyone is saying that the rest of the world hates the United States of America... ...Why does the rest of the world hate the United States? Everyone hates the successful. Why do you think that there is a new movement to tax the rich into the streets?

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Where have the banks found the money to pay bonuses when they have performed so badly in recent years? Your government gave it to them.

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Why do Republicans want America's infant mortality rate to increase? You ate a lot of paint chips when you were younger, didn't you?

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Ok what are your thought on the last Poll I can find about Obama and his approval ratings? What does this mean? It means that people are finally starting to wake-up.

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Why so many racists here on AB? See link: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7011269 Well I wouldn't consider them racists considering the question is riddled with problems. 1.) Other then the trail of tears, America only relocated Indians. Any mass killing were done outside the law. The Nazi had no intentions on allowing the Jews to live and that was State sponsored. 2.) Indians murdered just as many settlers as they were murdered themselves. The Jews were just...

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What would you call a US President who says US war veterans are *selfish* for not wanting to pay for their war related medical expenses out of their own pockets? I think it's screwed up. What till this guy says "Oh and about that promise that I made during the campaign about no taxing the middle class, well I take that back. Now let's not be selfish and pony up America."

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IM DEBATING ON WEATHER OR NOT I SHOULD GET A SUGARDADDY IM A VIRGIN AND ALSO DEBATING SELLING MY VIRGINTY FOR NO LESS THAN 100K. I KNOW I KNOW SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? I always love a women that can be bought. I have $5.43 and a case of herpes that I can give you. When shall I pick you up?

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How old were you when you had your first one night stand? That would be 17.

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For men,is it true that to sustain your cock during sexual intercourse, sniff ur woman's foot aroma or suck her toes? I think that you've been sniffing too much paint my friend.

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Is it good or bad for America if Obama befriends Hugo Chavez? It don't matter one way or another. Obama is still a Marxist just like Chavez. Obama's still going to do what he can to implement their Marxist ideas rather he's friends with Chavez or not.

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3 stray kittens are behind my moms garage. They appear to be about 6 weeks old. The mom cat is no where around. I think she abandoned them :( I want to take one in and get the other kittens homes. Is there any special way to care for a stray kitten? Make sure that you boil it before skinning it. It's much easier that way.

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Sometimes you'll hear a couple say, "WE'RE. . . . . . . TRYING TO GET PREGNANT!" instead of, "I'M. . . . . . . .trying to get pregnant!"! It makes my nerves just want to jump out of my SKIN! Only WOMEN can get pregnant! Why does this annoy me so much? I'm not sure if you know this but it takes two (hence the we) to propagate offspring.

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I broke up with my girlfriend,we talked we were gonna get back together,i found her at her apartment with another guy,a friend she says but only admitted to sleeping in the same bed together and she says nothing else happened..what do you think happened? I don't know about that, but I've got a bridge to sell you in San Francisco for a great price.

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How do you deal with a violent, rude nine-year-old boy who deliberately breaks rules, swears and spits in your face, hits the family dog etc. Spanking seems so cruel so I don't spank him (should I?), but seriously, I need an effective form of discipline! Sounds to me like you've let your feelings get in way of showing this kid some discipline. Have he gets his ass cracked a few dozen times he'll start to get the point. Kids need guidance and discipline in order to grow into adults. Not all need to be spanked, but some do. It's just the fact of life.

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Did you know that the federal income tax is not only a fraud its unconstitutional? Unconstitutional would mean that the Constitution says that the government can not tax the people. Maybe I'm wrong, but I have never read that. I believe that our taxes need to be lowered and the size of the government needs to be greatly reduced, but a tax is needed for the constitutional duties set forth to the government, which is national defense, treaties and trade.

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What are some funny ways of saying you are going to the toilet? I'm going to take the browns to the superbowl. I'm going to go drop a few german knuckles. I'm going to go lay some cable. I'm going to go take a (insert name of friend or family member here)

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Why can a solider kill someone and not be arrested for murder? They can and do all the time.

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How do you stop squirrels from eating peaches off your tree? A .22 should do the trick or if you really want to have fun try building little booby traps. It could be like a miniature ho chi man trail.

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I believe in...................? You.

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Do you think that you are really crazy? If so, do "normal" people make you nervous? Yes they do. Especially when they try to read my mind with their brain waves.

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In minor league baseball, what does it mean when a player is released? What are their options in the future? He can go to another team or stick with his full time job. Most all minor league players have a full time job, considering they don't get paid a whole lot in the minors.

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Im curled up on the sofa on my own, which film do you recommend I watch that will make me smile? Debbie Does Dallas always puts a big smile on my face.

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Is cheating all about you and your needs? That's a great excuse. No baby it wasn't my fault. She needed me and who am I to be so selfish as to not share me. It was all about helping out the needy.

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Did you play with dolls when you were younger? I keep tilling you, they weren't dolls! They were action figures.

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If you could be invisible where would you like to go I would hang out in hotels and ladies locker rooms. I like the smell of those places.

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Hey yo does anybody here have any idea why im not rich !! thank you Because you don't acknowledge the basic rules of saving. Spend less then you make.

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Should parents conceal reality from their children (ie poverty etc)? Depends. If their aunt is also their Mother, I would probably not want to let them in on that little piece of information.

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What do aliens want with human butts, anyway? You never tried pickled earthling butt? It's a must try.

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Friday is coming up. Seems a few are very down. Can you offer some words of encouragement for their day? Head up you could always be getting violated by your prison mate.

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Besides telling me to get a life... what words would you use to encourage me to get over this addiction to AB ? (humor welcome) Have you tried cocaine yet?

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Has no US President ever served beer in an informal White House meeting? Why an international media coverage when President Obama does it? There are a couple reasons for this. The first being that the American media has an intense obsession with Obama. Second is that the White House made the entire incident in the a worldwide news event by expressing an uninformed opinion about a matter that they had no knowledge about(mainly Obama). Third, it made for a great photo opt that showed Obama bringing the races together, when it was...

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My lips are stretched and sore. they've been like this for a few years now, why are they stretching? and how can i make this stop? Have you thought about cutting back on the daily blow jobs?

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Wat is the chance of being pregnant, if i ejaculate on top,without penetrating..? Hey Rainman! Maybe you should learn to spell before you propagate offspring.... Isn't your trailer about full by now?

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Why do porn movies always have men with such big penises? Because it would be funny seeing a woman going oh baby, oh baby! to a guy with a two inch slork instead of an eight inch shlong....

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How old were you the first timed you smoked pot? It was like 28. When I decided that I really didn't want to be a cop anymore.

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If I could give you four Tickets to anything, What would it be and Who would you take? The Michael Jackson concert coming soon. I would take your kids.

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Have you ever been treated at the hospital emergency room and did you wait long to be seen? I have and it wasn't to bad. I think three hours was the most that I waited. Wait till Obama care goes through. Your wait for standard doctors appointment then will be like a wait in the emergency room today.

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I just started Dreadlocks 6months ago, and I'm ready to take them out. What's the best way because I want to keep my hair. Do i shampoo it first then use a good conditioner? help me please? Ah smoke another dubby and forget about it.

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I'm a homo, and I'm very happy with it. Now the thing is, I have a girlfriend, and the family of my girlfriend is much kind of a religious one. So, we're having a hard time telling them about us. Do you think they can understand us? Or accept us? A homo with a girlfriend. Ba ha ha ha ha ha

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Obama plans to have a "Bud Light" with Prof. Gates & Sargent Crowley. Can you recommend a better beer choice for him? He might as well just have a glass of water. I would recommend Great Lakes burning river pale ale or rubbing alcohol.

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Does anyone on here wana come home with me? Do you like to cuddle?

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Since the topic has been under discussion in other threads, do you feel that "ethnic jokes" = "racial hatred" and "intolerance"? If they are done properly, no not at all. I often tell jokes of all ethnicity's including my own, yet I have no hate or animosity toward any specific race or religion. Now if you means liberals, that's a different story.

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Tips to get frigid female rabbit in the mood? I've herd that if you zap her mommy parts with a cattle prod it'll get her going.

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If Sarah Palin asked you over to her house for a drink,would you go? Hell yeah I would! I might even shave my boys for her.

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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke? Coke.

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Name something which you might find on the sea bed Jimmy Hoffa?

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My rabbit just had a new litter of rabbits. The other rabbit is male and I do not think that is the father. What should I do with the male rabbit? I'm thinking you should cook him with carrots and onions. May I suggest red potatoes as a side. They tend to bring out the robust flavor of the rabbit.

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Can you accept the possibility that God might just be female? Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha {takes deep breath} Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Thanks for the hardy laugh.

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Answerbag poll! Who do you trust more to give you reliable news: Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Jon Stewart, or Brian Williams? Why? ** Note: question based on recent Times poll. None of the above. They have all been known to report what they want you to hear.

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How do I delete my answerbag account? You can't! You are forever stuck with this monkey on your back.

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Fox News Channel commentator Glenn Beck says he believes President Obama is a racist. He said Obama has exposed himself as a person with "a deep-seated hatred for whites". Do you think that is true? Considering that his preacher and close friends(Prof. Gates) are obvious racists, why wouldn't he be? I don't hang out with Klan members, because I don't believe in what they represent and I don't want to be thought of as a racist.

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Should Bush &co be executed for their parts in 9/11 coverup? LOL....Gawd the people in this country have become wackos.

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Human caused future global warming. Fact or Fiction? Sun spots and climate cause the global to warm. Not man.

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Which part of a woman/man do you notice first? Her big ole titties!

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You accidently send naked pictures of yourself to your parents instead of your better half.....what should you do? You had better hope that your parents aren't interested. Which reminds me. Where are my pics?

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Name something that sucks about socialism. It's void of personal choice and it lacks personal responsibility.

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IM 28 YEARS AND INLOVE WITH A 21 YEARS OLD AND HIS MOTHER HATES ME AND SHE EVEN STOPPED ME FROM GOING TO HIS HOUSE.WE LOVE EACH OTHER AND ALWAYS SHARE TEARS EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE OF THIS SITUATION. As I scoured through your all cap sentences, I regret to inform you that there is no question to be found.

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OMG! i got a big problem. i got nice, average sized boobs, and the guys never stop sneaking looks. What do i do? I'm going to need to see a picture of these "so called" nice average sized boobs so that I can give you an educated opinion.

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How much will taxpayers have to pay to cover the cost of economic stimulus packages? It could get as high as 37,000.00 per person after it's all said and done with. http://news.aol.com/article/stimulus-could-cost-37000-per-person/327557

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If the answer is 3 million - what is the question? How many lies will Obama tell in three years?

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Did you like Clint Eastwood's new movie "Grand Torrino"? I absolutely loved it! Could be the best Eastwood movie since Fist full of dollars.

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Have you ever had sex with an animal? Yeah it was a North American Big Breasted Floozy that I trapped out behind the bar one night. I had to release her though, she's endangered these days.

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Do you think recent events will be the last time Obama puts his foot in his mouth? He still has one more. We still have three and a half years to find out. I can't wait to see what's next.

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Six months ago my 14 year old told me he was gay, and now my 9 year old is telling me the same. First I thought he was just copying his brother, but he seems pretty sure. What are the chances of having two gay sons and could he know at age 9? Looks like you should have thought twice before sending them through those ballet lessons.

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What do you think happens to family who don't accept bisexual? You should keep secret forever or you should tell them that " I AM A BISEXUAL GIRL"?What should you do? Have you ever herd the old phrase "it's best to leave sleeping dogs lie."? That might be your best bet in this situation.

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What is your favorite women's football team? The one were they run around naked and play with balls.

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My 15 year old friend has been sending nude pictures of herself to a 24 year old guy... can he get into trouble for this???... That equals a lifetime of hassle for him, if you ask me.

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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words? Speaking as a life long meat eater, I could care less how you feel about me. I'm sure that one of those innocent animals would love to have you for dinner too.

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I say , "FLOWER POWER!" . . . . . . . . YOU say "__________________!" When are you going to pass that damn joint!

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SCANDAL: Which do you consider worse moral behavior in our politicians: sexual misbehavior or financial transgression such as taking bribes, profiting from inside knowledge, etc...? If your talking about a President they are both pretty bad. The financial transgression is obvious why it's bad. The sexual misbehavior can be used against a sitting President as blackmail, which is never a good thing.

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Can you be arrested for saying (in a normal tone of voice) the f word on private property? You can get arrested for anything. The question is can you be prosecuted for it? That's debatable, considering the circumstances.

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Over the weekend, I watched an 8 part series on "Walter Cronkite Remembers" (a tribute to the man)! He reflected on poignant moments in history and his contributions thereto. I wondered, "Why didn't we (America) put HIM in charge?" What do YOU think? Because he was only good a pontificating. That's only good for telling stories.

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Do you think that God has a sense of humour? Please explain your reason why No! Of course not.

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Socialism cares about the wellbeing of others and is compassionate; capitalism cares only for greed and evil...who agrees? Ba ha ha ha ha ha....Boy somebody has been severely brain washed. Everyone is equally miserable in a socialist society. At least everyone has a chance at happiness and success in a capitalistic system, it's only the socialists that fail and complain in it.

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Have small businesses been hit harder than big businesses in the current downturn? The simple answer is; yes. Not as much overhead to pay for all the Obama regulations.