Answerbag: Ruby Doomsday's answers

Answer to What you gone do when you get out of jail?

Fri, 06 May 2011 10:23:44 -0700

What you gone do when you get out of jail?

I'm going to win second place in a beauty contest. Then I'll build a nice little hotel on Boardwalk and charge exorbitant prices to anyone who stays there... especially boots, cowboys, and Scottish terriers.

Answer to Do you still own vinyl records?

Thu, 05 May 2011 23:11:40 -0700

Do you still own vinyl records?

Yeah, loads... I'm a bit of a vinyl hound, me.

Answer to How long do i cook a steak on a wood plank?

Thu, 05 May 2011 22:51:03 -0700

How long do i cook a steak on a wood plank?

If cooking the steak buys you some time before the pirates push you OFF the plank and into the sea, I'd say cook it as long as possible!

Answer to What should you never tell a stranger?

Thu, 05 May 2011 22:41:13 -0700

What should you never tell a stranger?

I can't tell you that!

Answer to What is something you just can't swallow?

Thu, 05 May 2011 17:39:13 -0700

What is something you just can't swallow?

A porcupine.

Answer to How can i access someone pc without password

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:40:34 -0700

How can i access someone pc without password

With their permission.

Answer to What is a good video game

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:38:36 -0700

What is a good video game

Pong.

Answer to The best kind of kisser is someone who ________?

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:36:42 -0700

The best kind of kisser is someone who ________?

has lips, I guess.

Answer to What will miley cyrus never do

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:31:19 -0700

What will miley cyrus never do

Divide by zero.

Answer to What type of animal would dragons be most closely related to?

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:11:48 -0700

What type of animal would dragons be most closely related to?

Believe it or not, wombats.

Answer to Why does God need a starship?

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:04:53 -0700

Why does God need a starship?

'Coz the '80s wouldn't have been the same without them.

Answer to Name a movie with a Woman who is either the villian or the killer?

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:29:38 -0700

Name a movie with a Woman who is either the villian or the killer?

101 Dalmations

Answer to I run too fast. What Am I?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:21:16 -0800

I run too fast. What Am I?

Pantyhose! :P

Answer to Are you pretty?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:30:56 -0800

Are you pretty?

I guess it's all a matter of opinion. I've done some modeling. I've also encountered people confused about my gender. I've got kind of an androgynous look to me. I guess if you think David Bowie and Annie Lennox are pretty, you may think I'm kinda cute. :)

Answer to Adam and Eve,not Adam and STEVE...do you agree with that?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:11:19 -0800

Adam and Eve,not Adam and STEVE...do you agree with that?

Actually, it's all a big typo. God created Madam and Eve. But seriously, this saying is so inane, it hurts my head. Of course if all humanity began with two humans, they would have had to be male and female. Adam and Steve would have had no means of reproducing. Does that mean...

Answer to How do you deal with having to be around people who are constantly negative and angry?

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:30:29 -0800

How do you deal with having to be around people who are constantly negative and angry?

Try to be understanding, and try to remember that they can make my life suck for the time I have to be around them, but their life probably sucks ALL the time! :)

Answer to I Love You america ___________?

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:31:54 -0800

I Love You america ___________?

but will continue to live in Canada. Howdy neighbors! :)

Answer to How many answers do you Answer a day (on average)?

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:30:35 -0800

How many answers do you Answer a day (on average)?

Is this one of those riddles like "If a plane crashes on the US / Canada border, where do you bury the survivors?"? You don't answer answers, silly! you answer questions. :)

Answer to Why are people so stupid? (i was driving today and the light was green and i had to stop because the idiots in front of me don't know where the gas pedal is!)

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 16:01:08 -0800

Why are people so stupid? (i was driving today and the light was green and i had to stop because the idiots in front of me don't know where the gas pedal is!)

I don't know... I guess to keep things entertaining.

Answer to Are you alone, lonely or a loner?

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:59:33 -0800

Are you alone, lonely or a loner?

I'm an extreme loner. I'd be a hermit if I could.

Answer to What was the worst lunch you saw a coworker bring?

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:56:01 -0800

What was the worst lunch you saw a coworker bring?

Roast pigeons. I dunno... maybe they were good, but they smelled a little funky.

Answer to When is the last time you did somethng special for your mate or s/o?

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:54:49 -0800

When is the last time you did somethng special for your mate or s/o?

I guess about 10 years ago... when I actually had one.

Answer to Was Darwin an atheist?

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:33:37 -0800

Was Darwin an atheist?

He claimed to be agnostic. I guess only he TRULY knows, but I have no reason to doubt that was the case.

Answer to True or False: There is no Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in the land, the other Canada is not Canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 23:31:48 -0800

True or False: There is no Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in the land, the other Canada is not Canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.

Couldn't tell ya -- but that was one of the funniest South Park moments ever, in my opinion. "You cannot pass unless you answer zis phone! Ring ring!"

Answer to Why dont people BBQ in the winter, I think it is a great way to keep warm, what do you think?

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:04:47 -0800

Why dont people BBQ in the winter, I think it is a great way to keep warm, what do you think?

Of course! Welcome to Canada! :)

Answer to How can I get the peanut better out of the bottom of the jar without a knife or finger? no celery either :(

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:50:11 -0800

How can I get the peanut better out of the bottom of the jar without a knife or finger? no celery either :(

Spatulas are awesome for that.

Answer to If I say Fleetwood Mac, can you give me a cool song title?

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:00:38 -0800

If I say Fleetwood Mac, can you give me a cool song title?

Red Rover. They are my favorite band ever -- I have a floor ticket to the Edmonton stop on their tour.

Answer to What is your elf name? http://www.blogthings.com/elfnamegenerator/http://www.blogthings.com/elfnamegenerator/

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:49:27 -0800

What is your elf name? http://www.blogthings.com/elfnamegenerator/http://www.blogthings.com/elfnamegenerator/

Baby Twinklewink. What a coincidence... that's also the name people call me if they want a knuckle sandwich. >:(

Answer to How do you avoid gossip at work?

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:45:53 -0800

How do you avoid gossip at work?

Vacuum loudly.

Answer to Ladies have you ever been to a strip club,with or without your s/o?

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:38:48 -0800

Ladies have you ever been to a strip club,with or without your s/o?

Yep. With friends (it wasn't my choice hangout, but it wasn't SO bad. We knew the band playing that night). I went without my S/O because I didn't have one. :)

Answer to Would you date someone who's had more sexual partners than you?

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:36:53 -0800

Would you date someone who's had more sexual partners than you?

Eh. If I didn't say yes, I really wouldn't have many to choose from.

Answer to Could you whisper something sweet in my ear?

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:34:15 -0800

Could you whisper something sweet in my ear?

Hi... I'm Mike Tyson.

Answer to Come up with a sexy Bond girl name.

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:24:10 -0800

Come up with a sexy Bond girl name.

Roxanna Hardplace. Or maybe, we could invent a Bond Girl with solid gold breast implants and call her "Fort Knockers". :P

Answer to What would you be nothing without?

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:16:04 -0800

What would you be nothing without?

matter.

Answer to Do you have a hug in every day?

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:28:37 -0800

Do you have a hug in every day?

Not even close!

Answer to Answer this question with a question. Why are you hanging those ugly swan pictures on the wall?

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 17:55:27 -0800

Answer this question with a question. Why are you hanging those ugly swan pictures on the wall?

Well, I was just going to hang ugly swans on my wall, but they struggled too much.

Answer to Is there an author whose surname begins with G?

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 00:41:19 -0800

Is there an author whose surname begins with G?

Neil Gaiman springs instantly to mind...

Answer to Vegetarian diet for a vampire, anyone?

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 21:36:12 -0800

Vegetarian diet for a vampire, anyone?

You could maybe stick your fangs into a tomato and drink its insides.

Answer to Does reading 200+ books in a year make me nerdy?

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 12:57:26 -0800

Does reading 200+ books in a year make me nerdy?

Yeah, a little. But that's okay, isn't it? I couldn't do it unless they were 200 Dr Seuss books. :)

Answer to Are you waiting for someone?

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 12:55:20 -0800

Are you waiting for someone?

I'm not waiting on a lady. I'm just waiting on a friend.

Answer to What is something you add olives to?

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:24:34 -0800

What is something you add olives to?

Pizzas, salads, omelets, spaghetti sauce, tacos, sandwiches... Just about anything I can really. I think they are delicious!

Answer to What are aliens looking for with their infamous probes?

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:51:05 -0800

What are aliens looking for with their infamous probes?

Klingons. :P

Answer to Do hamsters bite?

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 01:15:16 -0800

Do hamsters bite?

They can. Rodents as a rule have very strong jaws, but hamster jaws are like... on steroids. Ever wonder why they have such huge heads and snubby little faces (as opposed to the dainty tapered snout of a mouse or a rat)? It's to accommodate those jaw muscles! Mice almost never bite,...

Answer to Is the state of Mississippi east or west of the Mississippi River?

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:28:54 -0800

Is the state of Mississippi east or west of the Mississippi River?

IN. Just kidding. The state is east of the Mississippi river.

Answer to What is your favorite Don Henley song?

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:15:13 -0800

What is your favorite Don Henley song?

Sunset Grill. I love the bass line. He's got all sorts of excellent songs though.

Answer to Describe your teddy bear.

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 23:43:32 -0800

Describe your teddy bear.

I don't have a teddy bear. I have a teddy rhino named Jefferson. I typically describe him as "The horny fellow I sleep with".

Answer to What would you think if you saw a piano suddenly start dancing?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:43:39 -0800

What would you think if you saw a piano suddenly start dancing?

I would want it to come home with me! Maybe I would offer it a sandwich.

Answer to Has any question on AB ever received all identical answers?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:01:24 -0800

Has any question on AB ever received all identical answers?

Because there is an unlimited amount of answers allowed per question, it would be very unlikely. As the number of responses increases, it becomes even less likely that all of them will be the same. We are all different.

Answer to Have you ever used a fake accent?

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:00:19 -0800

Have you ever used a fake accent?

Yeah, actually. Mimicry is my hidden talent. I can quite honestly imitate just about any accent I want to, well enough to fool people who actually have the accent in most cases.

Answer to Golden Girls - best sitcom ever?

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:23:40 -0800

Golden Girls - best sitcom ever?

I think so. Only sitcom I've ever cared enough about to watch. :)

Answer to If you had to spend 15 minutes talking to a historicial figure, who would it be?

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:20:51 -0800

If you had to spend 15 minutes talking to a historicial figure, who would it be?

Mary Magdalene is a figure I've always found intriguing... I pick her.

Answer to What is the most pleasurable sound?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:49:03 -0800

What is the most pleasurable sound?

Live music. :)

Answer to Is there a fruit you can think of that you think wouldn't go very good in a pie?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:34:21 -0800

Is there a fruit you can think of that you think wouldn't go very good in a pie?

Fruit of the Loom.

Answer to What kind of soda is in your fridge right now?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:05:09 -0800

What kind of soda is in your fridge right now?

Arm and Hammer Baking.

Answer to What would you never leave the house without...

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:53:50 -0800

What would you never leave the house without...

My... skin?

Answer to Can you name a song with "Mary" in the title. Thanks.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:35:20 -0800

Can you name a song with "Mary" in the title. Thanks.

Proud Mary.

Answer to Are you a listener or a talker?

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:32:23 -0800

Are you a listener or a talker?

A listener, mostly. I very rarely feel any need to say anything.

Answer to I'm AB+ and my wife is O+,what blood type will the baby have?will the baby be A+ or B+ ONLY ? or there is a chance to be A- or B- ?plz list down all Probable blood group in this case.thank you

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:44:58 -0800

I'm AB+ and my wife is O+,what blood type will the baby have?will the baby be A+ or B+ ONLY ? or there is a chance to be A- or B- ?plz list down all Probable blood group in this case.thank you

The baby will have either A or B blood, with a 50% chance of either, depending on whether or not you pass down your gene for A or B antigens. There IS a chance of a - rh factor if both your wife and yourself carry it. rh+ is dominant, so it is possible (but not likely) that both you and your...

Answer to Do you reads the horoscopes? Are they even remotely true unto you? Why?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:25:49 -0800

Do you reads the horoscopes? Are they even remotely true unto you? Why?

Only the really vague ones that could apply to anyone.

Answer to Cottage cheese and _________?

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:15:19 -0800

Cottage cheese and _________?

Catapult.

Answer to When was the last time you felt that you are being used by someone?

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:13:51 -0800

When was the last time you felt that you are being used by someone?

Yesterday. Seems like just about all my friends think of me as their free graphic design service, and one of my bandmates became enraged when I told him I was too busy to design the merchandise for his OTHER band (which. of course, they would sell for profit at their gigs). Oh well, at...

Answer to Did your pet rescue you? Check the link to read the poem.

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 15:12:04 -0800

Did your pet rescue you? Check the link to read the poem.

She did. I haven't the faintest idea where she came from, or what type of dog she is, but she's my sidekick and a great little buddy. Consider adoption -- somebody needs you. :)

Answer to Would you date a person who's 5ft tall?

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:08:52 -0800

Would you date a person who's 5ft tall?

If we're compatible, I suppose, and he was willing to date someone more than half a foot taller than he is.

Answer to When is Billy Mays gonna stop yelling?

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:32:00 -0800

When is Billy Mays gonna stop yelling?

When there's nothing left to clean.

Answer to Do you live in the subarctic?

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:01:00 -0800

Do you live in the subarctic?

Yep, I do.

Answer to V8 juice, like or dislike?

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:54:28 -0800

V8 juice, like or dislike?

It's delicious. :)

Answer to What is the name of your neighbors pet? do you know?

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:26:24 -0800

What is the name of your neighbors pet? do you know?

Penny -- just the cutest friendliest little bichon you've ever met. She's got some sort of canine cerebral palsy, so she falls over every couple steps, poor thing.

Answer to Going to bed?

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:11:38 -0800

Going to bed?

Not if I can help it.

Answer to What is something in your house that starts with M?

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:09:27 -0800

What is something in your house that starts with M?

Mutt!

Answer to Is there a pet that has "passed away" that died "too soon?" For me it was a dog, a pure white husky/shepard/wolf mix and the most loving dog for his size. Stood over 6ft on his hind legs. He was shot in the mountains one day, mistaken for a wolf. He was 5

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:07:15 -0800

Is there a pet that has "passed away" that died "too soon?" For me it was a dog, a pure white husky/shepard/wolf mix and the most loving dog for his size. Stood over 6ft on his hind legs. He was shot in the mountains one day, mistaken for a wolf. He was 5

My mice. My room mate's kids snuck in to my room to play with them while I was off visiting my mother (even though my room is STRICTLY off limits) and crushed them. It was awful... they were very hand-tame cuddly ones too.

Answer to What is the worse place to get an itch?

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:54:17 -0800

What is the worse place to get an itch?

In a brothel. *shudder*

Answer to What do you think jesus would say to people who use the bible as a weapon against homosexuals?

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:50:50 -0800

What do you think jesus would say to people who use the bible as a weapon against homosexuals?

"Just a doggone minute here. What did I tell you guys about casting the first stone?"

Answer to I hate fast food but why didn't McDonalds ever come back out with the McDLT in an environmentally safe package? I think the concept of a hot side hot, cool side cool burger is much better than a nasty, wilted old heatlamped burger.

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:57:33 -0800

I hate fast food but why didn't McDonalds ever come back out with the McDLT in an environmentally safe package? I think the concept of a hot side hot, cool side cool burger is much better than a nasty, wilted old heatlamped burger.

Because they'd rather forget about the commercial.

Answer to If you think pokemon is so cool, why dont you mary then?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:54:12 -0800

If you think pokemon is so cool, why dont you mary then?

Because Pikachu routinely shouts out his own name during sex.

Answer to Do you get pissed off when there's school on a snowy day?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:39:54 -0800

Do you get pissed off when there's school on a snowy day?

Hahaha... not in Central Alberta! If I did, I'd be pissed off six or seven months a year! :P

Answer to Even though Pit bulls have a bad name would you buy one?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:45:42 -0800

Even though Pit bulls have a bad name would you buy one?

I would never buy a dog period. There are far too many homeless dogs out there for me to justify seeking a breeder. That being said, pitties are one of the most commonly abandoned breeds, so there's a very good chance one will find a home with me in the future.

Answer to Does anyone play a type of musical instrument and why did you choose that to play

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:39:00 -0800

Does anyone play a type of musical instrument and why did you choose that to play

Keyboards primarily, but also guitar, harmonica, ukulele, recorder, and penny whistle. I can also play Iron Man and the Star Wars theme on Slide Whistle, although I'm not sure if that's something to be proud of. :)

Answer to Did any one event get you interested in music?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:24:29 -0800

Did any one event get you interested in music?

Not really -- I've always loved it. Trying to impress a much older man is what got me interested in obscure 1960s garage bands though, and even though I'm no longer interested in him, I still love the music. :)

Answer to What was the last thing you said to your pet?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:13:26 -0800

What was the last thing you said to your pet?

"Come here, monkey". She's a dog, not a monkey -- I just call her monkey when she's being silly.

Answer to What's your Favorite kind of sundae?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:11:38 -0800

What's your Favorite kind of sundae?

Crushed pineapple.

Answer to Wat's the oldest anime?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:09:44 -0800

Wat's the oldest anime?

Tetsuwan Atom -- the original Astro Boy from the 1960s, I believe.

Answer to Name a food that is NOT good eaten with soup?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 17:56:54 -0800

Name a food that is NOT good eaten with soup?

Animal Crackers. Sure, Shirley Temple is adorable and all, but cookies in soup? No thanks... I'll stick to good old Saltines.

Answer to Who is the most annoying infomercial tv personality?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 17:46:39 -0800

Who is the most annoying infomercial tv personality?

Billy Mays. Really, does anyone else even come close?

Answer to Do people ever make you feel that you are a waste of space?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:12:44 -0800

Do people ever make you feel that you are a waste of space?

I work at a music shop. I'm a smallish woman and I work with thirteen guys, all at least 30% bigger than I am. I do alright on the intellectual front, but when it comes to things like moving pianos, I am definitely the worst of all. To make matters worse, I am the main piano expert...

Answer to If dogs had their own planet, what do you think it would be called?

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 14:49:34 -0800

If dogs had their own planet, what do you think it would be called?

Pluto (yeah, yeah, I know it's not a planet anymore, but someone had to say it).

Answer to Can you name a song title or artist that contains the number 9?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 11:39:49 -0800

Can you name a song title or artist that contains the number 9?

867-5309/Jenny by Tommy Tutone. :)

Answer to Did you ever go to Crystal Beach Amusement Park in Ontario, Canada?

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:17:44 -0800

Did you ever go to Crystal Beach Amusement Park in Ontario, Canada?

YES! I was really REALLY little though. It was a really cool park. Have you ever been?

Answer to How annoying is Billy Mays?

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:14:33 -0800

How annoying is Billy Mays?

I wish his Oxy-Clean would make HIM disappear. KABOOM!

Answer to Broccoli covered in cheese or alone?

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 02:39:39 -0800

Broccoli covered in cheese or alone?

Either way is delicious. Cheese is kind of a special treat. I usually just steam it, and if I'm feeling fancy I add a splash of lemon. :)

Answer to Would you give your own life to save two others?

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:03:17 -0800

Would you give your own life to save two others?

Probably, provided the other two weren't total dirt-bags. I'd have to be in the situation before I could say for certain though, and hopefully I never am. :)

Answer to Can you pass 6 months without logging on to answerbag?

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:48:46 -0800

Can you pass 6 months without logging on to answerbag?

I did once. One of my favorite AB friends is also a Facebook friend of mine though, and he nags me if I let it slide too long. :P

Answer to If you are from Canada, did you have your leg amputated?

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:04:09 -0800

If you are from Canada, did you have your leg amputated?

EH? No, I still have both mine. Why do you ask?

Answer to Are you privileged?

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:01:50 -0800

Are you privileged?

I'm alive, healthy, fed...I even have a little fun now and then! You bet your boot I'm privileged.

Answer to Is there any context where dyke and fag can be used that isn't offensive? (when refering to one's sexuality)

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:57:34 -0800

Is there any context where dyke and fag can be used that isn't offensive? (when refering to one's sexuality)

I suppose, if one finds one's self sexually attracted to Dutch flood walls and British cigarettes. :)

Answer to What is the best color for a car?

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:58:57 -0800

What is the best color for a car?

PLAID! You'd never lose that in a parking lot! :D

Answer to How many kids do you have/want?

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:53:15 -0800

How many kids do you have/want?

none / none.

Answer to Do you feel proud of your self?

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:51:24 -0800

Do you feel proud of your self?

Bits and pieces, I suppose. Maybe not the whole package.

Answer to Why do theists use their holy book to prove their points to atheists. Do the not get we do not believe, that's the very definition of atheism. So using their book, is using circular reasoning

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:49:50 -0800

Why do theists use their holy book to prove their points to atheists. Do the not get we do not believe, that's the very definition of atheism. So using their book, is using circular reasoning

Theists don't necessarily. You can be a theist without subscribing to any particular book. Only certain (and by no means all) religions do -- and even then it's a very vocal minority making the majority look silly. And yes, you're right, it IS circular reasoning, and as...

Answer to Tell me 5 words you'd wish to hear?

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:38:33 -0800

Tell me 5 words you'd wish to hear?

This pudding is for Ruby.

Answer to Do you ever have the urge to punch slow walking people in the back of the head?

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 02:32:50 -0800

Do you ever have the urge to punch slow walking people in the back of the head?

No, but I do fantasize about building a series of tunnels for people who know where we're going so we can just scramble around under the dawdlers. :)