Answer to What is the fastest fast food?

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 23:28:49 -0700

What is the fastest fast food?

I can't determine empirically the restaurants of real life, but maybe on Sesame Street, this would be:

Answer to Do you ask people why they de-friend you on Facebook? Or is it okay to?

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 23:25:30 -0700

Do you ask people why they de-friend you on Facebook? Or is it okay to?

It's case-by-case. If it's because they're far away and haven't seen me in a LONG time, I'll assume that the reason is that, and they'd likely still be a friend to me if we are ever face-to-face again. If I see them regularly, I might say something about it in real life, because they aren't...

Answer to I think my 12 year old daughter is asking about her bar size. Should I ban her from the internet?

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 21:15:22 -0700

I think my 12 year old daughter is asking about her bar size. Should I ban her from the internet?

I'm afraid she'd need to be at least 21 to have a bartending license, and training at some kind of bartending school. Besides, if she's taking an under-the-table apprenticeship from a bartender at such a tender age, don't you think that's a racy thing to do? She ought to wait until she matures,...

Answer to how many words should a 3 year old say?

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 22:58:53 -0700

how many words should a 3 year old say?

I read that they ask, on average, 394 questions a day. You do the math.

Answer to What is the quietest nuke ever?

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 15:05:00 -0700

What is the quietest nuke ever?

It would be putting a solely misbehaving AB account into the Nuclty Box. (i.e. "nuking" the account.)

Answer to Why would Osama bin Laden live in such a stupid building? Those doorways! Just ordinary doorways! Enemies can just walk right in!

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 23:57:17 -0700

Why would Osama bin Laden live in such a stupid building? Those doorways! Just ordinary doorways! Enemies can just walk right in!

He could've used his funds to dig a basement and escape tunnel to some remote, undisclosed area, right?

Answer to What is your best idea of killing oneself?

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 04:45:29 -0700

What is your best idea of killing oneself?

First, at least wait until December 23, 2012. (Yes, give the Maya a 2-day grace period to end the world!) Then if their life doesn't get better by 12-23-2012, they may spend their last Christmas with family and/or friends... So the best way to get out of this cruel, despairing world is by...

Answer to what do you do when you are so lonely it hurts????????????????????/

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 01:17:30 -0700

what do you do when you are so lonely it hurts????????????????????/

You use Chatroulette? (Don't worry; their chat system autobans nude video feeds now. It's far safer than before.)

Answer to What do you consider a good first date?

Sat, 04 Jun 2011 16:01:08 -0700

What do you consider a good first date?

When there are not too many eggshells to walk around, and when there are "sparks" felt...

Answer to What did old people look like in 1982?

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 14:34:33 -0700

What did old people look like in 1982?

This is Chicago's Linn Burton of Bert Weinman Ford, that year: http://www.fuzzymemories.tv/index.php?c=545#

Answer to What did old people look like in 1982?

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 14:33:18 -0700

What did old people look like in 1982?

This is Chicago's Linn Burton of Bert Weinman Ford, that year:

Answer to I need some epic theme music.

Tue, 17 May 2011 18:36:27 -0700

I need some epic theme music.

If you're writing politically, here it is: Many of Schmoyoho's...

Answer to List of unsafest websites as you can?

Tue, 17 May 2011 18:28:55 -0700

List of unsafest websites as you can?

Get "Web of Trust" on your Chrome Extensions to determine the safe from the unsafe. Safe is green; unsure is yellowish, and unsafe is red. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/bhmmomiinigofkjcapegjjndpbikblnp

Answer to As a parent or teen, at what age do you think a child should be able to have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Tue, 18 May 2010 18:41:24 -0700

As a parent or teen, at what age do you think a child should be able to have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Some of you could throw vitriol at me for this, but: I think my children can decide for themselves when they can start attempting dating. Sometimes, self-teaching and self-learning is quite the effective tool. However, I will set an age-range limit: * Daughters will not date boys over two...

Answer to why do I have NO friends in real life or online? :[

Tue, 18 May 2010 18:21:32 -0700

why do I have NO friends in real life or online? :[

Someone might be your friend without you realizing it! Pastors, youth ministers, etc. may be your friend. If you ponder suicide like you mentioned, you really should dial 1-800-759-0700. You won't regret it, and have anything to lose. I promise.

Answer to Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 02:19:14 -0700

Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?

Answer to What is your view on a 16 year old boy and a 12 year old girl dating?

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 13:56:35 -0700

What is your view on a 16 year old boy and a 12 year old girl dating?

There'd be a big liability potential if the girl was 12, so I don't think I'd allow it. I'd set a particular age-range limit for my daughters. But if my son was 12 and his gal was 16, then I would let him date her because she may be a great dating coach, teaching him a great thing or two about...

Answer to How would my friend have reacted if I linked this video onto her Facebook Profile Wall for April Fools? (She was just at a funeral.)

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 03:50:22 -0700

How would my friend have reacted if I linked this video onto her Facebook Profile Wall for April Fools? (She was just at a funeral.)

I wouldn't like to know how my friend would've reacted, but someone may have submitted my post to Lamebook or Failbooking.

Answer to ARE THERE LEGO BLOCKS FOR ADULTS?

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 01:12:57 -0700

ARE THERE LEGO BLOCKS FOR ADULTS?

LunaBlocks They're from France, and it'll cost about $20-$55 per brick. They can be assembled into furniture and whatever object your heart desires.

Answer to Quel est le slogan Réponse sac en français?

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:12:37 -0700

Quel est le slogan Réponse sac en français?

Réponse sac Chaque question mérite une réponse merveilleuse.

Answer to Have you fooled anybody?? Then press the F13 button now!!! see what happens?

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:15:27 -0700

Have you fooled anybody?? Then press the F13 button now!!! see what happens?

mY f13 WOULD BE THE "pRINT sCREEN" BUTTON...

Answer to What do you plan to do for April Fools?

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 01:53:41 -0700

What do you plan to do for April Fools?

tODAY, I'M A jAYHAWKER. fOR aNSWERBAG, i ALSO INVERTED AT LEAST ONE OF MY HABITS TODAY. rOCK-cHALK jAYHAWK!

Answer to When is it cute to see a 5-year-old fail at something?

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:22:56 -0700

When is it cute to see a 5-year-old fail at something?

I think it's kinda cute to see a boy try to run to the bathroom, stop cold, and fall to the ground. Then get up, leave a puddle on the ground where he was, cover his face in acute shame, and when the view pans to his front, see a big wet spot on his pants. I'd take it in stride if I...

Answer to How far is Claremont from Arroyo Grande, CA?

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:01:39 -0700

How far is Claremont from Arroyo Grande, CA?

205 miles. That is 3 hours, 45 minutes in midnight traffic, or 4 hours, 40 minutes in day traffic.

Answer to Help I'm too dumb

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:51:13 -0700

Help I'm too dumb

I think SSI is only $674/month. You'd need to find a state with the lowest average rent. You may try Oklahoma or the Dakotas, but I recommend Oklahoma because the heating bill in the Dakotas may get obscene.

Answer to If you have a little 12 year old sister and she has a boyfriend what do u think they would do hold hands kiss? hug? nothing? or what?

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 22:24:17 -0700

If you have a little 12 year old sister and she has a boyfriend what do u think they would do hold hands kiss? hug? nothing? or what?

I would encourage my daughter to date at any age, but with an age-range restriction: Her boyfriend can't be more than two years older. (Until after age 18, I suppose.)

Answer to What is Yale's theme song?

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:08:16 -0700

What is Yale's theme song?

As far as I know, "That's Why I Chose Yale"

Answer to is masturbating to a girls facebook profile okay even if they are two or three grade levels ahead of you? (in high school)

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 22:24:38 -0700

is masturbating to a girls facebook profile okay even if they are two or three grade levels ahead of you? (in high school)

If you're in 9th and they're in 12th, it's less creepy than if you're in 9th and they're in 6th!

Answer to I have a fiction character planned who is 4' on his 5th birthday, and will be 6'3" when he stops growing at 18. What's his height on...

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:59:34 -0700

I have a fiction character planned who is 4' on his 5th birthday, and will be 6'3" when he stops growing at 18. What's his height on...

27 inches in 13 years: Approx. 2.077 inches per year. 1-1-2005, age 5: 48 inches (4') 1-1-2006, age 6: 50.077 inches (4'2") 1-1-2007, age 7: 52.154 inches (4'4.1") 1-1-2008, age 8: 54.231 inches (4'6.2") 1-1-2009, age 9: 56.308 inches (4'8.3") 1-1-2010, age 10: 58.385 inches...

Answer to What are some ways to relearn what childhood is like?

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:49:13 -0700

What are some ways to relearn what childhood is like?

Watch the movie "The Diary of a Wimpy Kid."

Answer to What is a good reason to commit suicide?

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 15:10:53 -0700

What is a good reason to commit suicide?

Instead of suicide, why don't you walk in a HORRIFICALLY seedy part of town, and come to the rescue of anyone getting mugged, and any bank getting robbed? If you survive, you get to be hailed as a hero in newspapers and local TV stations, and you might get the help and the employment you need!

Answer to If your mentally-defective child died from an accident, how would you miss him compared to your defect-free child dying?

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 13:05:39 -0700

If your mentally-defective child died from an accident, how would you miss him compared to your defect-free child dying?

I suppose that upon death, he would suddenly gain the maturity of grandparents. (If upon death in the Star Wars galaxy, you become "more powerful than you can imagine," then the same logic might apply to maturity in this one.)

Answer to In what funeral would you hear "Another One Bites the Dust" played?

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:24:34 -0700

In what funeral would you hear "Another One Bites the Dust" played?

Apparently a Marine's:

Answer to Hi, where can you attend Ivy-League lectures for free?

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:12:24 -0800

Hi, where can you attend Ivy-League lectures for free?

This one from Yale is one of many on YouTube:

Answer to Why do 3 yr olds think they know everything

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:53:52 -0800

Why do 3 yr olds think they know everything

If they're that arrogant, kindly get them to take a placement/IQ test. If they are as smart as they say they are, get them into a gifted IEP, and possibly a skipping of grades, at the local school.

Answer to What if chat rooms were real?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:57:24 -0800

What if chat rooms were real?

(Warning: Coarse language.) CollegeHumor's Internet Commenter Meeting:

Answer to Is it true if a person wants to be famous in Hollywood, they have to be willing to do awful things?

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:49:10 -0800

Is it true if a person wants to be famous in Hollywood, they have to be willing to do awful things?

You'd better believe it! If there are 20 applicants for every one position (in the acting field), then they'd better obey what their bosses request of them, and be the best at it. Awful or otherwise, they have to fervently do it without hesitation nor questioning in order to climb the ladder to...

Answer to The Moon and Sun must both be near the line of nodes for an eclipse to occur. What is this \'line of nodes\'?

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 14:39:01 -0800

The Moon and Sun must both be near the line of nodes for an eclipse to occur. What is this \'line of nodes\'?

I found it on my own; Wikipedia's definition was the most similar to C.

Answer to Would I be liable to get sued by the Mormon church if I wrote this parody song about one of its members (without explicitly naming them?)

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 06:03:15 -0800

Would I be liable to get sued by the Mormon church if I wrote this parody song about one of its members (without explicitly naming them?)

(I plan to change C4 from: "Hey, she's got anger issues" to "She's got anger issues too.") (Also, I plan to change 1 from "...a spry young gal" to "...a spry young lass.") Second part of the lyrics: 9. What do you think Joseph Smith would do? 10. Would he ever condone that? 11. I gave her the...

Answer to Would I be liable to get sued by the Mormon church if I wrote this parody song about one of its members (without explicitly naming them?)

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 05:18:02 -0800

Would I be liable to get sued by the Mormon church if I wrote this parody song about one of its members (without explicitly naming them?)

(Some of what I plan to place in the rest of the song will pertain to: * "What would Joseph Smith do?" and/or "WWJSD?" * "What would Brigham Young do?" and/or "WWBYD?" * "Would Joseph Smith condone this?" * "Would Brigham Young condone this?" * "The missionaries said they couldn't help" * "They...

Answer to Do you think the U.S. is doing too much for Haiti victims?

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:29:35 -0800

Do you think the U.S. is doing too much for Haiti victims?

Well, if we want to help Haitians more, then we can empty our ports of all those shipping containers that keep piling up there. Since we import more than we export, we have a GLUT of shipping containers that can one day be turned into pre-fabbed homes. We can transport many ships' worth to Haiti...

Answer to Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea?

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:29:56 -0800

Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea?

The answer has sung: Now,...

Answer to Does anyone realize how screwed we are in America? Do you think the Chinese will decide they'd rather stop supporting us?

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:18:09 -0800

Does anyone realize how screwed we are in America? Do you think the Chinese will decide they'd rather stop supporting us?

Great question! Now that we're trying to give Taiwan the means to defend itself from a Chinese takeover, that's rattling China's sabers. It could eventually come to a point where they limit trade relations (and related et al.) with us and leave us economically vulnerable. Has anyone seen these...

Answer to Why don't I hear the Worship Jamz versions of these Contemporary Christian hits at my church's contemporary services?

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 21:46:53 -0800

Why don't I hear the Worship Jamz versions of these Contemporary Christian hits at my church's contemporary services?

(CONTINUED FROM DESCRIPTION) Why don't I hear this in contemporary worship services? Is there a different type of service where I'd be more likely to hear it? (I'm sure it's not called "post-contemporary.") What kind of service would I need to attend in order to not miss out on the best...

Answer to What is Farmville's anthem?

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:25:59 -0800

What is Farmville's anthem?

Answer to In the last month, several "superbaggers" have left AB. They seem to be predominantly adults. That may be irrelevant. They have found the discourse "disappointing." Any theories on why the exodus? Has AB become "insensitive or hurful" to you?

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:15:43 -0800

In the last month, several "superbaggers" have left AB. They seem to be predominantly adults. That may be irrelevant. They have found the discourse "disappointing." Any theories on why the exodus? Has AB become "insensitive or hurful" to you?

Huh, I thought you were talking about the exodus that started on December 11, 2009. What happened shortly before 1-4-2007 again?

Answer to Would a true member of an LDS Institute abideth by all the following verses about forgiveness, letting go of anger, & being kind to others?

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:54:35 -0800

Would a true member of an LDS Institute abideth by all the following verses about forgiveness, letting go of anger, & being kind to others?

Ephesians 4:31 continued: • Ephesians 4:31-32 Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice. And be ye kind one to another, tender-hearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.

Answer to If you were to enlist in the military, would it be army, navy, air force, marine or coast guard?

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 02:02:25 -0800

If you were to enlist in the military, would it be army, navy, air force, marine or coast guard?

Air Force is my first preference.

Answer to If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:55:30 -0800

If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

THRILLER:

Answer to If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:53:59 -0800

If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

BAD (after Beat It):

Answer to If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:53:16 -0800

If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

SMOOTH CRIMINAL:

Answer to If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:52:23 -0800

If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

SHE'S OUT OF MY LIFE:

Answer to If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:51:52 -0800

If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

ONE DAY IN YOUR LIFE:

Answer to If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:51:09 -0800

If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

MAN IN THE MIRROR:

Answer to If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:50:36 -0800

If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

BEAT IT:

Answer to If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:50:04 -0800

If Michael Jackson was abducted, thrown back in time 200 years, and restarted his career, what would his music sound like?

BILLIE JEAN:

Answer to What do children's office supplies look like?

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:48:40 -0800

What do children's office supplies look like?

Here they are: A directory of children's office supplies (Most of) your kids would love them!!! :D

Answer to If the whole phenomenon about COMPUTER VIRUSES could be assigned a theme song, what would that song be?

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:15:47 -0800

If the whole phenomenon about COMPUTER VIRUSES could be assigned a theme song, what would that song be?

"VIRUS ALERT" ...

Answer to If the whole phenomenon about COMPUTER VIRUSES could be assigned a theme song, what would that song be?

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:15:08 -0800

If the whole phenomenon about COMPUTER VIRUSES could be assigned a theme song, what would that song be?

Answer to If the whole phenomenon about COMPUTER VIRUSES could be assigned a theme song, what would that song be?

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:13:47 -0800

If the whole phenomenon about COMPUTER VIRUSES could be assigned a theme song, what would that song be?

Answer to OMG! OMG!! If Lynyrd Skynyrd played their hit song in Jamaica, what would it sound like there???

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:27:45 -0800

OMG! OMG!! If Lynyrd Skynyrd played their hit song in Jamaica, what would it sound like there???

It would sound EXACTLY like THIS:

Answer to What is your opinion on people with diaper fetishes?

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 21:25:44 -0800

What is your opinion on people with diaper fetishes?

(Continued due to unforeseen character limit on question description) ...uncle he is sent to live with will keep him out of diapers under ALL circumstances. (From there, I know how he'll deal with wetting w/o them, and how he'll force his bladder to mature.) I also know how his friends will...

Answer to Do you miss your childhood or some time or place in your life [or not at al]l? Why?

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:19:00 -0800

Do you miss your childhood or some time or place in your life [or not at al]l? Why?

I'd say that the 4th grade was the "golden age" of my life... We didn't have to keep journals in 4th, but we did in 3rd: http://www.bigyesbomb.com/search/label/3rd%20grade

Answer to Can you describe your chilhood in 1 word?

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:16:13 -0800

Can you describe your chilhood in 1 word?

Inadequate. (IMHO anyway. I'm sure there were plenty more inadequate childhoods than mine.)

Answer to Are there any disadvantages to being born on Y2K?

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:15:05 -0800

Are there any disadvantages to being born on Y2K?

One disadvantage I know for sure: College will be crippling on the wallets by the fall of '18.

Answer to If you could reverse one Supreme Court decision throughout history, which one would it be?

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:05:39 -0800

If you could reverse one Supreme Court decision throughout history, which one would it be?

At first, it was a toss-up between the Madalyn Murray O'Hair decision, and the Roe vs. Wade decision. I think I'd reverse the MMO'H decision because the prolonged morality of America would then prevent Roe vs. Wade.

Answer to If you were to spell your username backwards, what would it spell?

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:53:10 -0800

If you were to spell your username backwards, what would it spell?

Iknegonoage いくねごのあげ The translator gave me "I will give to our" Or: Kingenoogae きんげのおがえ The translator gave me "Ge your gold banquet" KANJI: ki moto no kao emi 気元の顔笑 The translator gave me...

Answer to What is a mom?

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:42:11 -0800
What is a mom?

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mom

Answer to What is the character limit for the description field?

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:05:18 -0800
What is the character limit for the description field?

(Should I test it myself or is someone going to tell us?)

Answer to Is 6 beers an OK amount to drink every day or an alcohol problem?

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:03:20 -0800
Is 6 beers an OK amount to drink every day or an alcohol problem?

Yes, it's clearly a problem. I'm all for raising taxes on these life-ruiners. If the government is going to fund ObamaCare, the money needs to come from someplace.

Answer to Who thinks that their AB nickname is the weirdest if so post it below.

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:01:15 -0800
Who thinks that their AB nickname is the weirdest if so post it below.

Can you decipher mine? Tell us what 笑顔の元気 says in English.

Answer to If I get extra angry at a fellow AB member, how should I vent?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:36:59 -0700
If I get extra angry at a fellow AB member, how should I vent?

I suppose I can write all about their wrongs in an answer or blog post somewhere, and it's advisable to give them an alias while doing so. Some vent by committing this catharsis on their parents or other loved ones. I vent by posting those problems to the worldwide Internet, either on...

Answer to What are some betrayals you have never let go of, and why haven't you let go of them?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:28:10 -0700
What are some betrayals you have never let go of, and why haven't you let go of them?

December 17, 2003: Debra Webb, an Administrative Assistant of the Math Department at Kansas State University, was an Apostolic Pentecostal. I went to her office to pick up my math notes, like I did every so often, then asked her, "How do Apostolics celebrate Christmas differently from...

Answer to If you could solve one of the world's problems, what would it be?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:32:36 -0700
If you could solve one of the world's problems, what would it be?

The fact that it takes a long time for anything to arrive anywhere. If we could teleport to anywhere around the world at 10,000 miles per second, our economy would explode dramatically. If I couldn't do that, I would take care of all of the world's maintenance woes by inventing...

Answer to Does anybody know any amazing poems they would like to share?

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:51:49 -0700
Does anybody know any amazing poems they would like to share?

"Soulstonehead" - by ENG - Went down to Tristram; slashed and bashed! - He killed all demons; made big cash! - Then saw and killed Archbishop Laz! - Slew Diablo, freed Albrect, he has! - Stuck it up there! Soulstonehead! - Drank a lot of potions for health! - He leveled up to...

Answer to Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you.

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:03:03 -0700
Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you.

ENG, in whatever numerous variations thereof I may choose for my AB username over time.

Answer to Look at Mimi's bare feet in this picture. Are they cute enough to get tickled?

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:08:46 -0700
Look at Mimi's bare feet in this picture. Are they cute enough to get tickled?

Actually, this is hers, up close. Now, are they cute enough?

Answer to If someone set up a super-intelligent answering bot to answer every last unanswered question on Answerbag, assuming that I was taking a hiatus from this site, how long would the bot take to finish, at one per second?

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:44:47 -0700
If someone set up a super-intelligent answering bot to answer every last unanswered question on Answerbag, assuming that I was taking a hiatus from this site, how long would the bot take to finish, at one per second?

Today, there were 9,186 pages worth of unanswered questions: http://www.answerbag.com/c_view/1/unanswered?page=9186 At 15 questions per page, that's 137,790 unanswered questions. But let's assume someone programs that bot by the time we have 150,000 unanswered questions. At one...

Answer to WHAT STATES HAVE OUTLAWED HITCHHIKING WITHIN THEIR LINES?

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:44:12 -0700
WHAT STATES HAVE OUTLAWED HITCHHIKING WITHIN THEIR LINES?

I don't think any; it's okay to hitchhike anywhere (except the vicinities of prison, I'll bet.) But you cannot on the Interstate anywhere. You can be on an off or on-ramp though.

Answer to What should the theme song be for the city of Compton?

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:31:45 -0700
What should the theme song be for the city of Compton?

This should be: (Note that this is the clean version. The original is riddled with filth.)

Answer to Would ticking songs ever amuse anybody? (Also, if anyone posts any lyrics to a tickling song, would you please critique them in their comments?)

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:04:32 -0700
Would ticking songs ever amuse anybody? (Also, if anyone posts any lyrics to a tickling song, would you please critique them in their comments?)

Please critique the lyrics. Would it be a good parody? How funny would it be? I know a sibling who tickled the sister, and she refused to laugh, hence the basis for the song. TITLE: "Stop Tickling My Feet" PARODY OF: "Feliz Navidad" LYRICS: Stop tickling my feet! ...

Answer to How should the US government bring our finances out of the red?

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:11:37 -0700
How should the US government bring our finances out of the red?

Methods to help bring the nation out of the red: 1. Replace prison time for the lesser forms of crimes with greater fines. Prisons cost the government; fines fund them. 2. Enact a fine-based early release: Opt to get out of jail earlier by paying an early-release fee. 3. Give options...

Answer to If you found a wallet containing a driver license, 2 credit cards and $300 in cash, would you return the wallet?

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:28:03 -0700
If you found a wallet containing a driver license, 2 credit cards and $300 in cash, would you return the wallet?

I would try to find him on Facebook, and if it showed his address, I would return it to his door. Or if I couldn't find him myself, I would return it to the police station and get them to contact him somehow.

Answer to In the future, how would the more dictatorial countries deal with their overpopulation problem?

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 22:33:59 -0700
In the future, how would the more dictatorial countries deal with their overpopulation problem?

Those countries would give everyone a nationwide IQ test. Everyone found below a certain IQ (90, for example,) would get sent away to extermination camps. I suppose their organs would be donated and/or sold to the smarter people who need them. If the country remains too populous, they may...

Answer to What are some irresponsible behaviors that can interfere with student success?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:10:33 -0700
What are some irresponsible behaviors that can interfere with student success?

Alcohol Poisoning can get you a trip to the ER for a few days. If you’re not insured, the medical bills for the few days’ hospital stay could meet or exceed your entire semester’s tuition. (Such is the sad, bleak state of the American healthcare system.) You could miss a...

Answer to What FMLs would be the cremés de la cremés of all FMLs? (This has to be one not shown on that site yet. Make one up.)

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:46:38 -0700
What FMLs would be the cremés de la cremés of all FMLs? (This has to be one not shown on that site yet. Make one up.)

"Today, I had magnificent sex with my boyfriend. I truly felt on top of the world during the climaxes! When we finished, he told me, "Oh. I forgot to tell you that I have HIV." FML"

Answer to When the protagonist founds the Kansas Institute of Technology in 1900, he will make the elevators pay-per-use, 1¢, to encourage students to exercise. Will the student community of the period cry out in outrage, or will they happily accept it?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:09:50 -0700
When the protagonist founds the Kansas Institute of Technology in 1900, he will make the elevators pay-per-use, 1¢, to encourage students to exercise. Will the student community of the period cry out in outrage, or will they happily accept it?

(Note that physically disabled students will be issued a special card that will allow them to ride the elevator for free once swiped through a card reader. Employees will have one as well, because they may need to move heavy items between floors. Moreover, if an otherwise able-bodied...

Answer to Were there any FMLs on FMyLife.com over Michael Jackson?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:50:36 -0700
Were there any FMLs on FMyLife.com over Michael Jackson?

Third: "Today, my brother and I were going to give our parents their anniversary gift which cost us over $3000. The gift was a trip to London in August to see a show on Michael Jackson's comeback tour. FML" http://www.fmylife.com/money/3237378

Answer to Were there any FMLs on FMyLife.com over Michael Jackson?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:48:47 -0700
Were there any FMLs on FMyLife.com over Michael Jackson?

Second: "Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML" http://www.fmylife.com/love/3215431

Answer to Were there any FMLs on FMyLife.com over Michael Jackson?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:45:11 -0700
Were there any FMLs on FMyLife.com over Michael Jackson?

Yes. First: "Today, Michael Jackson died. FML" http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/3207661

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