Answerbag: WeeWillyWinky's answers

Answer to What are your fav quotes from Napoleon Dynamite? OMGosh there's sooo many good ones!!!! I'll just start with one:Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own. Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynam

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 01:22:00 -0700

What are your fav quotes from Napoleon Dynamite? OMGosh there's sooo many good ones!!!! I'll just start with one:Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own. Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynam

The End

Answer to 18 first graders in S.F. were bused to city hall on a field trip to witness a gay wedding....First graders!!! Is this right?

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:20:20 -0700

18 first graders in S.F. were bused to city hall on a field trip to witness a gay wedding....First graders!!! Is this right?

the parents must have signed consent forms just like they would have to do for any other field trip so dont try to say the school system forced then to attend

Answer to What do you think about the opinion of some people, that global warming doesn't exist and that the damage we are causing to the environment can't possibly cause such 'dramatic' changes?

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:56:10 -0700

What do you think about the opinion of some people, that global warming doesn't exist and that the damage we are causing to the environment can't possibly cause such 'dramatic' changes?

Even if it is a scam why wouldn't you want to take responsibility for your own actions and waste that take a toll on nature?

Answer to What would your response be, if you got out of the shower getting ready for work, come into your bedroom and your ex, is sitting on your bed?

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:54:16 -0700

What would your response be, if you got out of the shower getting ready for work, come into your bedroom and your ex, is sitting on your bed?

surprise sex?

Answer to Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:52:59 -0700

Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?

nope i'm not brainwashed

Answer to What blows you away?

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:52:15 -0700

What blows you away?

dynamite

Answer to What makes your pc or laptop?

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:50:43 -0700

What makes your pc or laptop?

people

Answer to What is your favorite jewelry shopping site?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:55:43 -0700

What is your favorite jewelry shopping site?

pawn shops

Answer to Would you seriously date someone who you knew you didn't want to marry?

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:28:17 -0700

Would you seriously date someone who you knew you didn't want to marry?

i dont think you could even call it "seriously dating" if there wasn't the potential to end up marrying that person

Answer to Where do birds go when they die?

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:16:09 -0700

Where do birds go when they die?

they go to the lake of fire and fry

Answer to Can guinea pigs swim?

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:08:09 -0700

Can guinea pigs swim?

yes

Answer to Would you please pray for me? I'm 18 and will be heading off to college this fall. I also am in a relationship with my first boyfriend I love him but I'm still a little confused. Thanks for your prayers.

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:49:46 -0700

Would you please pray for me? I'm 18 and will be heading off to college this fall. I also am in a relationship with my first boyfriend I love him but I'm still a little confused. Thanks for your prayers.

nope

Answer to What is the ultimate source of energy on our planet?

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:49:14 -0700

What is the ultimate source of energy on our planet?

farts

Answer to I am a postal worker (Clerk), I have to work by myself on sundays but I get scared. Is there a rule thats there needs to be more than 1 postal worker working on sundays?

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:46:59 -0700

I am a postal worker (Clerk), I have to work by myself on sundays but I get scared. Is there a rule thats there needs to be more than 1 postal worker working on sundays?

ive never heard of anyone working at the post office on sunday

Answer to I lied to this guy that wants to go out with me and told him I'm 18 when I'm only 17, but turning 18 in august. I have a feeling he'll get mad, should I just tell him after I turn 18 or tell him now and face the rejection?

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:45:20 -0700

I lied to this guy that wants to go out with me and told him I'm 18 when I'm only 17, but turning 18 in august. I have a feeling he'll get mad, should I just tell him after I turn 18 or tell him now and face the rejection?

how old is he?

Answer to Where in the world are my car keys?

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:48:21 -0700

Where in the world are my car keys?

in the last place you'll look

Answer to What is Scientology about?

Thu, 29 May 2008 22:22:35 -0700

What is Scientology about?

its a made up "religion"

Answer to What do you men think of a women who has huge breasts and black teeth?

Thu, 29 May 2008 22:18:39 -0700

What do you men think of a women who has huge breasts and black teeth?

theres a girl at work like that... i want to stab her in the face

Answer to Which animal has the best sight? hearing? memory?

Thu, 29 May 2008 22:15:33 -0700

Which animal has the best sight? hearing? memory?

raptors have the best sight

Answer to In my family, we have always had peanut butter and honey sandwiches with our Chili .. my s/o thinks this is disgusting. Have you ever had this? What do you eat with chili? Where are you from?

Thu, 29 May 2008 22:13:58 -0700

In my family, we have always had peanut butter and honey sandwiches with our Chili .. my s/o thinks this is disgusting. Have you ever had this? What do you eat with chili? Where are you from?

fritos and cheese

Answer to I know iv'e smoked pot but it has been 78 days since I have i got my results back and it said I have 21 ng THC/mg Creatnine how long will this take to get out of my system. yes iv'e lost weight but it has been over 4 months.

Thu, 29 May 2008 22:10:44 -0700

I know iv'e smoked pot but it has been 78 days since I have i got my results back and it said I have 21 ng THC/mg Creatnine how long will this take to get out of my system. yes iv'e lost weight but it has been over 4 months.

what type of test? Have you lost weight recently? how much did you smoke?

Answer to Doesn't it prove that spanking is unnecessary when millions of kids grew up ok without spanking?

Thu, 29 May 2008 15:27:41 -0700

Doesn't it prove that spanking is unnecessary when millions of kids grew up ok without spanking?

Doesn't it prove that spanking is useful when millions of kids grew up ok with spanking?

Answer to Why must everything shine?

Thu, 29 May 2008 00:06:50 -0700

Why must everything shine?

Because its my little light damn you!

Answer to My bf and I have been together a year and 9 months. We want to get married in a couple years but idk what to do. My religious belief is that if you are not baptized then you are not saved. My mom likes him but says she won't fully support our marriage.

Thu, 29 May 2008 00:04:56 -0700

My bf and I have been together a year and 9 months. We want to get married in a couple years but idk what to do. My religious belief is that if you are not baptized then you are not saved. My mom likes him but says she won't fully support our marriage.

religion is good at ruining lives

Answer to What 5 letter word can be made using the letters O,N,O,M,A,T,O,P,O,E,I,A

Thu, 29 May 2008 00:03:11 -0700

What 5 letter word can be made using the letters O,N,O,M,A,T,O,P,O,E,I,A

tampon... i know thats six but it was the first thing that came to mind

Answer to What would be the best birthday present you could ever get?

Thu, 29 May 2008 00:02:06 -0700

What would be the best birthday present you could ever get?

panties on the floor

Answer to What's the difference between jail and prison?

Thu, 29 May 2008 00:00:48 -0700

What's the difference between jail and prison?

You can get bailed out of jail with cash... in prison you are paying people to protect you with cigarettes you had your mom smuggle in

Answer to What is the origin of the Korean surname "Pom"?

Mon, 26 May 2008 11:33:39 -0700

What is the origin of the Korean surname "Pom"?

it comes from an ancient line of cheerleaders

Answer to Whats a good way to catch carp?

Sun, 25 May 2008 22:58:06 -0700

Whats a good way to catch carp?

bread works really well in areas where people like to feed the ducks

Answer to What's the coolest car you've ever driven?

Sun, 25 May 2008 22:56:40 -0700

What's the coolest car you've ever driven?

BMW M3... I would have said the 73 Mach 1 but i never actually got to drive... i sat in the drivers seat and started it a xcouple of times

Answer to What type of bonsai tree is most appealing to you?

Sun, 25 May 2008 22:48:07 -0700

What type of bonsai tree is most appealing to you?

the big ones

Answer to Is it true that a single bullet can kill more than one person?

Sat, 24 May 2008 22:35:50 -0700

Is it true that a single bullet can kill more than one person?

some bullets can go through an engine block so yeah

Answer to What video games do you consider yourself an Expert at?

Sat, 24 May 2008 22:34:12 -0700

What video games do you consider yourself an Expert at?

Goldeneye

Answer to What is the cheapest way to get rid of musty basement smell?

Sat, 24 May 2008 22:32:51 -0700

What is the cheapest way to get rid of musty basement smell?

burn some hair

Answer to My 4 year old son has been peeing on the carpet in the basement, I thought it was my daughter, she's still in diapers and sometimes takes them off.. but after asking Sean who was peeing, he finally told me it was him. What should I do about it?

Sat, 24 May 2008 22:29:21 -0700

My 4 year old son has been peeing on the carpet in the basement, I thought it was my daughter, she's still in diapers and sometimes takes them off.. but after asking Sean who was peeing, he finally told me it was him. What should I do about it?

rub his nose in it

Answer to What is the brand of fishing pole does the line go inside the pole and comes out the tip?

Sat, 24 May 2008 22:28:34 -0700

What is the brand of fishing pole does the line go inside the pole and comes out the tip?

you talking about jigging poles?

Answer to Guys:How many times have you "missed" the commode this week?

Sat, 24 May 2008 00:52:04 -0700

Guys:How many times have you "missed" the commode this week?

I peed in the shower... does that count?

Answer to I have taken two test and both neg , have been moody, crampy, sever lower back pain, hungry at weird times of the day scared that i may be pregnant

Sat, 24 May 2008 00:50:34 -0700

I have taken two test and both neg , have been moody, crampy, sever lower back pain, hungry at weird times of the day scared that i may be pregnant

I have the same problem

Answer to How do you like the new "Bud Light Lime"?

Sat, 24 May 2008 00:49:22 -0700

How do you like the new "Bud Light Lime"?

In the trash

Answer to You don't tug on supermans cape, don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the 'ol lone ranger and you don't__________what else is a big no-no?

Sat, 24 May 2008 00:42:17 -0700

You don't tug on supermans cape, don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the 'ol lone ranger and you don't__________what else is a big no-no?

Don't talk to me like that again or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Answer to Ever watched "Fast Food Nation"? If so, could you ever eat a fast food hamburger again?

Sat, 24 May 2008 00:40:20 -0700

Ever watched "Fast Food Nation"? If so, could you ever eat a fast food hamburger again?

You think thats bad? You should see what they will put in hot dogs. MMMMMMMMMM.... hot dogs.

Answer to Obama recently got into a 'lil bit of trouble after calling a reporter 'sweetie'. (No really). Are you as outraged as I am? (link news story:http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/)

Sat, 24 May 2008 00:37:46 -0700

Obama recently got into a 'lil bit of trouble after calling a reporter 'sweetie'. (No really). Are you as outraged as I am? (link news story:http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/)

the only reason you heard about it was because he corrected himself and apologized for it before anyone else had noticed what he said. get over it.

Answer to I am 33 and ahalf weeks pregnant and am having some tenderness on right lower side. Also, back pain, headache and just feeling restless, what could this be?

Thu, 15 May 2008 02:27:19 -0700

I am 33 and ahalf weeks pregnant and am having some tenderness on right lower side. Also, back pain, headache and just feeling restless, what could this be?

you've got an odd growth inside you

Answer to What would you do all night long?

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:17:23 -0700

What would you do all night long?

masturbate like crazy

Answer to What do you think about women police officers? ive heard mixed opinions

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:16:25 -0700

What do you think about women police officers? ive heard mixed opinions

those cop pants make their asses look huge

Answer to How does a guy hit a girl? do they not feel bad?

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:15:44 -0700

How does a guy hit a girl? do they not feel bad?

with his fist. it probably feels great.

Answer to Does any one know what state would be the cheapest to buy house, condo, townhome...

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:14:49 -0700

Does any one know what state would be the cheapest to buy house, condo, townhome...

texas

Answer to What's a good comeback when someone says to you "S'up Holmes?"

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:14:24 -0700

What's a good comeback when someone says to you "S'up Holmes?"

a vertex opposite of gravity

Answer to Whats a good place to take a MINI vacation..in washington state :)

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:11:40 -0700

Whats a good place to take a MINI vacation..in washington state :)

mt. helena

Answer to Would 13th or 12th century English be unintelligible to a modern speaker of the language?

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:10:44 -0700

Would 13th or 12th century English be unintelligible to a modern speaker of the language?

you ever met a scotsman? try understanding them.

Answer to How would i know if its the fuel pump how do i test it

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:07:03 -0700

How would i know if its the fuel pump how do i test it

is it attached to your gas line? is it pumping fuel? yup thats thats the fuel pump youve got there

Answer to Who on here watches the Canadian show The Hour? Do you enjoy it?

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:06:00 -0700

Who on here watches the Canadian show The Hour? Do you enjoy it?

My best guess is that you watch it

Answer to What percentage of the world feels hurt on the inside?

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:05:24 -0700

What percentage of the world feels hurt on the inside?

69

Answer to Would you add me on Facebook?

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:04:05 -0700

Would you add me on Facebook?

no

Answer to If you were the killer in a slasher film, which would be your weapon of choice? What would be your calling card, so to speak?

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:03:47 -0700

If you were the killer in a slasher film, which would be your weapon of choice? What would be your calling card, so to speak?

needles infected with aids

Answer to My phone is a flip and the front screen has cracked and is now 'leaking' this yellow stuff. i'm not sure what it is. Can anyone help me? And could it be a health risk?

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:01:41 -0700

My phone is a flip and the front screen has cracked and is now 'leaking' this yellow stuff. i'm not sure what it is. Can anyone help me? And could it be a health risk?

you just caught cancer

Answer to If you had a key to anywhere, where would it be to? Am doing a design project and need 100 answers to this question so would really appreciate your opinions!

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:59:57 -0700

If you had a key to anywhere, where would it be to? Am doing a design project and need 100 answers to this question so would really appreciate your opinions!

the key to the cure for male pattern baldness

Answer to My ps2 is just 4 mnths old and it has started showing problems, my ps2 does not read the joystick, i have to reconnect my joystick then it works fine. Sometimes my while playing game my ps2 flashes a error to reconnect the controller?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:58:07 -0700

My ps2 is just 4 mnths old and it has started showing problems, my ps2 does not read the joystick, i have to reconnect my joystick then it works fine. Sometimes my while playing game my ps2 flashes a error to reconnect the controller?

why did you buy a ps2?

Answer to What is your favorite punk rock band?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:56:36 -0700

What is your favorite punk rock band?

Social D

Answer to I'm constantly criticized & met with sarcasm,here on AB, because I am a police officer. So many seem to have a problem with authority/police, Why?...theres laws, break them, theres repercussions, it's not that difficult to stay out of trouble is it?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:54:30 -0700

I'm constantly criticized & met with sarcasm,here on AB, because I am a police officer. So many seem to have a problem with authority/police, Why?...theres laws, break them, theres repercussions, it's not that difficult to stay out of trouble is it?

Bad cop. No donut.

Answer to What you think about Anthony Robbins?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:53:17 -0700

What you think about Anthony Robbins?

I think he prefers to be called Tony

Answer to What percent of muscle strength do you loose when completely bedridden?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:52:41 -0700

What percent of muscle strength do you loose when completely bedridden?

all or some

Answer to MY 17 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT, I AM 21 BUT I WAS 20 WHEN SHE GOT PREGNANT, WE LIVE IN TEXAS... CAN I GET IN TROUBLE?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:52:04 -0700

MY 17 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT, I AM 21 BUT I WAS 20 WHEN SHE GOT PREGNANT, WE LIVE IN TEXAS... CAN I GET IN TROUBLE?

Go to jail. Go driectly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 dollars.

Answer to How much do we diminish ourselves by being the arbiter of another's morality?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:49:08 -0700

How much do we diminish ourselves by being the arbiter of another's morality?

17 pounds worth

Answer to Why do people always f with me?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:46:26 -0700

Why do people always f with me?

because youre ugly and you can't read good

Answer to Why don't they just put mayo in the tuna can to begin with?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:45:50 -0700

Why don't they just put mayo in the tuna can to begin with?

cuz thats friggin gross yo

Answer to How do you ask someone if theyre gay?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:44:07 -0700

How do you ask someone if theyre gay?

Say, "Hey man, are you one of them fruits?"

Answer to What's your favorite martini?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:41:52 -0700

What's your favorite martini?

full

Answer to What may go well with this Q.?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:41:06 -0700

What may go well with this Q.?

Carrots

Answer to What kind of a leader was Jesus? (Humanitarian? Authoritative? ?)

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:38:42 -0700

What kind of a leader was Jesus? (Humanitarian? Authoritative? ?)

fraudulent

Answer to Buick century dies when hot starts again after cools

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:36:24 -0700

Buick century dies when hot starts again after cools

this isn't a question?

Answer to Is the fast food place Sonic any good?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:31:51 -0700

Is the fast food place Sonic any good?

hot waitresses on roller skates....mmmmmmmmmm

Answer to Would you ever go see women playing football?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:31:11 -0700

Would you ever go see women playing football?

naked?

Answer to Should the bible be banned from schools for its violent intolerant content?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:29:09 -0700

Should the bible be banned from schools for its violent intolerant content?

Absolutely. I want to be like the nazis

Answer to What attracts you to someone?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:28:28 -0700

What attracts you to someone?

tits and ass

Answer to What's your favorite song by 60's band "The Guess Who"?

Wed, 14 May 2008 23:15:25 -0700

What's your favorite song by 60's band "The Guess Who"?

baba o'reilly

Answer to Why did you stop lovin me today?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:26:51 -0700

Why did you stop lovin me today?

I died

Answer to What do fifteen year-old guys look for in a girl?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:23:57 -0700

What do fifteen year-old guys look for in a girl?

a nice rack

Answer to According to www.zillow.com, My home lost $40,000 in the last 30 days, Is this an accurate estimate & does anyone else have the similar situation?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:22:13 -0700

According to www.zillow.com, My home lost $40,000 in the last 30 days, Is this an accurate estimate & does anyone else have the similar situation?

Does your home have a gambling problem?

Answer to Can 24s fit on a 2005 monte carlo and will it mess up the transnission r any thing

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:21:24 -0700

Can 24s fit on a 2005 monte carlo and will it mess up the transnission r any thing

wat

Answer to If Wile E. Coyote could afford all the traps and rockets to try to catch the Roadrunner, why couldn't he buy himself some lunch?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:20:48 -0700

If Wile E. Coyote could afford all the traps and rockets to try to catch the Roadrunner, why couldn't he buy himself some lunch?

Lemme know where you can buy a road runner sandwich and i'll give you the answer

Answer to Im a lesbian,and i want to know what you people out there think of lesbians?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:17:35 -0700

Im a lesbian,and i want to know what you people out there think of lesbians?

It's tha hawtness

Answer to Have you ever won anything and if you have what was it?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:16:44 -0700

Have you ever won anything and if you have what was it?

yes

Answer to Would you like to spend the day with me?

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:16:22 -0700

Would you like to spend the day with me?

Thanks but no thanks.

Answer to Why is july the warmest month on earth

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:26:54 -0800

Why is july the warmest month on earth

its not... try the other hemisphere

Answer to Who are you going to place your vote on for president

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:57:48 -0800

Who are you going to place your vote on for president

Kinky Friedman

Answer to Where can I find out if my PS2 can play any region dvds? Is there a website?

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:50:42 -0800

Where can I find out if my PS2 can play any region dvds? Is there a website?

check your users manual... if you bought it in the US, odds are it can't

Answer to If your maternal half-brother and paternal half-sister (not blood related) have a child together, is that a full nephew or a half-nephew on both sides?

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:49:17 -0800

If your maternal half-brother and paternal half-sister (not blood related) have a child together, is that a full nephew or a half-nephew on both sides?

thats creepy... thats what that is

Answer to Why/How did the term "cougar" come to be used to refer to a woman who tends to date men younger than they are?

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:48:32 -0800

Why/How did the term "cougar" come to be used to refer to a woman who tends to date men younger than they are?

I think it's something the E! channel come up with last year

Answer to A person that is alot smaller than me is running there mouth, in know that in the case of a fight i would tear the kid apart, what should i do?

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:49:56 -0800

A person that is alot smaller than me is running there mouth, in know that in the case of a fight i would tear the kid apart, what should i do?

sit on him... dont hurt him just sit on him

Answer to You need repairs on your car. Your car goes in the shop. A woman walks up to your car and begins to work on it... what is the first thing that enters your mind?

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:49:10 -0800

You need repairs on your car. Your car goes in the shop. A woman walks up to your car and begins to work on it... what is the first thing that enters your mind?

is she hot?

Answer to What's the best diet for post-partum ? I gained a lot of weight from pregnancy and I want to follow an easy diet that's healthy.

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:45:42 -0800

What's the best diet for post-partum ? I gained a lot of weight from pregnancy and I want to follow an easy diet that's healthy.

chicken and rice... no soy sauce if youre breast feeding

Answer to What do I have to do to legally move out on my 17 birthday?

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:42:59 -0800

What do I have to do to legally move out on my 17 birthday?

here in texas... nothing

Answer to Why wont my 2month old baby sleep in his moses bascket and only in my arms?

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:42:00 -0800

Why wont my 2month old baby sleep in his moses bascket and only in my arms?

maybe its a fear of religion and poor spelling

Answer to Who was the first to sing "It's the End of the World as We Know it(And I Feel Fine)"?

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:41:03 -0800

Who was the first to sing "It's the End of the World as We Know it(And I Feel Fine)"?

hank williams?

Answer to Why does my 52 year old boyfriend always sneak to look up pictures of Kelly Ripa sneaking always

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:35:38 -0800

Why does my 52 year old boyfriend always sneak to look up pictures of Kelly Ripa sneaking always

he wants some new shoes

Answer to I am scared to break up with my girlfriend, I know it's the right thing to do, but she may be the best I can ever get. What should I do?

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:15:15 -0800

I am scared to break up with my girlfriend, I know it's the right thing to do, but she may be the best I can ever get. What should I do?

grow a pair

Answer to Tail lights works,but not the dash lights does not work on 1997 ford explorer

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:13:17 -0800

Tail lights works,but not the dash lights does not work on 1997 ford explorer

check the bulb

Answer to Why does the USA not have an official language, and what should it be?