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What is the last thing you made?
#2
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What items would you least like to see spill out of a pinata at a party?
Used tampons! Blah!
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If I like a guy a lot, and he likes me, and we're best friends/companions, is it vulgar of me to see him in a sexual way too? like want to kiss him/make out with im? what does it mean if I see him in a romantic and sexual way now?
That you're a normal human being.
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Which fictional sitcom bar would you most like to go get a drink at?
Lol. Ooops! Delete.
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When you are "left to your own devices", what are YOUR devices?
PSP, Sidekick, Ipod, Wii!
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Which fictional sitcom bar would you most like to go get a drink at?
The Drunken Clam (Family Guy).
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What movie would have a happy ending if you watched it backwards?
Titanic
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Have you ever eaten at 5-Guys Burgers and Fries? What did you think? I am even now basking in the afterglow;)
Hell yea! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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If you get a prescription filled, and then can't pay for it, can the pharmacist simply return them to the dispensary, or must they be either consumed by the patient or disposed of once they are dispensed?
I think they have to document it somehow, but not sure if it gets re-used.
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Do you think that there is too many mean people
One mean person is too many;)
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What do you think would happen if people never died?
The planet would start to stink, fast.
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Any one have any thoughts on this whole David Carradine mess?
I'm thinkin' he got a little TOO in touch with himself;)
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Is today National AB No-Negative Rating Day? Where is the little - in the ratings box?
I was just wondering the same thing. I thought it was just me;)
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What is it about a good, stiff drink that makes you shudder a little after you drink it?
I think it has to do with your gag reflex. You've already consciously swallowed it despite it being a little nasty, but your body's natural reaction is to try to stop it from going down.
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So Natalie Cole got a successful new kidney. Isn't it amazing how that always seems to work out for celebrities? How many "Joe Shmoes" got bumped down the list to accommodate her?
You know what they say: Life is like a s#!t sandwich. The more bread you have, the less s#!t you gotta eat.
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Have all the glitches these past months caused anyone else to lose their Answerbag "mojo"? I'm just not feeling it anymore. It's more like a chore than it is fun.
Yea. It's more annoying than fun these days. When it does work, it's full of inane questions and text speak;(
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Isn't it amazing that when you call a Customer Service #, your wait time is directly proportional to your need? If you want to pay your bill, you get someone lickety-split. If you have a service interruption, erm.."All agents are currently assisting...."
Oh yea.....thats' rich. I love when that happens.
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Who are these people who come out at 10 mins. to closing on Sat. Night to eat at a restaurant?
There is a scientific name for them. It's on the tip of my tongue.......ahh, yes, that's it! ASSHOLES!
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Is it maternal instinct that makes a woman driver let go of the wheel with her right hand and try to hold back the passenger from getting thrown forward every time they sense a sudden stop? Every woman I've ever driven with does this.
My mom always did that, so yea, I'm thinking maternal instinct.
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What does it mean if you get a fortune cookie, and there's no fortune inside? (this actually happened last night) ;(
You're probably screwed:)
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Which cars would you nominate for "Worst cars of the 1970's"?
The Pinto has to rank high on this list!
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How many men do you suppose lied about their age to fight in World War Two?
Hell, given the economic situation at the time, probably all of 'em!
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If AB points could be traded for AB perks (extra rating points, ability to see the identity of trolls, shorter level-up intervals), what perks would you like to see and how many points do you think they should cost?
I'd say each extra point given/taken would be worth about 10,000 pts.
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What are some movies that are just too painful to watch a second time?
Requiem for a Dream. OMG.
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I'm sitting here looking at my current week's paystub, and comparing it to last week's, and the month's before, and I am definitely NOT seeing a decrease in my federal tax deduction. When and how exactly are we going to start seeing this?
It was supposed to start this month, but I'm not seein' it, either;(
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How pissed would you be if someone left laundry in your building's machine overnight, and you kindly took it out and put it in a dryer for them, only to find out that they had some sort of makeup in their wash load that ended up all over your clothes?
Yea, I'd be hosin';)
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How many and which celebrities hail from your hometown? (IMDB.com will help you find out)
James Karen. That's it;)
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A man was eating a salad last nite at the restaurant I work at, when suddenly a bug jumps out. He took it pretty calmly, and we comped the whole table's bill. How would you react? Would you freak out and make a scene, or calmly ask to see the manager?
Prolly freak out, man;)
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Are there any songs from when you were a kid that you used to make up funny lyrics to, and now, when you hear them, you still can't help but sing those words to them?
When I used to work at Sheraton hotel, we had one to the tune of Hotel California, but it's not fit to print;)
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What is in it for the people who bring their cases to TV courtroom shows like "Judge Judy"? Does the production company pay the judgements?
Yea. I think that's why it's limited to $5,000.
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If these "distressed mortgage" companies can sell you a house that they foreclosed on for "$199 a month" , why couldnt they just let the people who were living in them before have it for "$199 a month"?
Where would the fun in that be? Ya gotta punish them for not being able to keep up, no?
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What are some businesses and/or products that require little or no advertising?
Cemetaries and Funeral homes. People are dying to get in:)
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Times are tough. I might have to become a phone sex operator. What should my name be?
Ida Feltersnatch
Amanda Huginkiss
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Do you have a degree? What in?
I was a Master Beta;)
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I have 8 yardsticks sitting here. Who would like to join me in beating Answerbag with them like an errant pinata for it's interminable glitchiness these past days? :)
I'm in! Is there any blue candy in there?
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Why are the commercials so much louder than the dialogue on TV shows/movies? Is it so you can hear them in the bathroom, where we all go when the commercials come on?
I thought it was just me. That is uber-annoying!
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Would anyone like to say a few kind words for Natasha Richardson, and her grieving family?
I would. What a shame, and what a freak thing. Liam Neeson is one of my favorite actors, My heart goes out to him and his children. What a lovely young life to be cut so short.
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Has anyone ever actually given you a "song and dance"?
Yes. The poor Western Union telegram guy who I begged and begged for him to sing my telegram, because I'd never had one. He sighed, and reluctantly began.........."Dah-da da-dah da-dah! Your sister, Rose, is dead.......":)
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Einstein is a rather common European name, but because Albert Einstein was so brilliant, his name has become synonymous with genius. What other names in history have become so closely associated with a person's impact on the world?
I'm gonna go with Alfred Nobel, both for the invention of dynamite and for his Peace Prize.
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If you were a Cereal Killer, which cereal would you kill first?
How's about Kretchmer Wheat Germ! EEEEEEEW! My parents used to make me eat that.
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Will the demand for Fake Rubber Dog Doo imported from China ever outstrip the Fake Dog Doo supply chain? What is the average yearly consumption per capita of Fake Dog Crap in the United States?
It think if China helps us with this bailout like we're expecting, Fake Rubber Dog Doo will become more prolific that Real Dog Doo!
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How did the police come to be known as "The Fuzz"?
From 1930's gangster movies.
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Are we just killing time, or is time killing us?
Killing us, as fast as we all can arrange it, I'm afraid.
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I've just learned that the Williamsburg Bridge in NYC(which I traverse often) rates a "3" on a scale of 1-10 for safety/need of repairs. How safe would you say the bridges in your city or state are?
The Harrisburg CSX bridge is one good jolt away from tumbling into the Susquehanna.
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What foods do you like so much that even though they are always served WAY too hot, you'll risk burning the crap out of your tongue and roof of your mouth to eat them as quickly as possible?
I'm gonna go with Pot Pies. MMMMMMMM! So good! And so worth the stinging gums;)
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Guys - how many pairs of Boxers do you have...?
8 for home use, 10 for work(2 weeks worth of work uniforms) ;)
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The Brooklyn-Queens Expressway has been under repair for the last 30+ years. Do you have a roadway like this in your area? Do you think it will ever be "finished"?
Rt. 22/78 in the Allentown area is CONSTANTLY under construction, but they actually do seem to be getting somewhere. Now, we just gotta get New Jersey to spruce up their side! Sheesh! That is the shittiest stretch of road I've ever encountered!
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This weekend, Daylight Savings Time is going to rob me of an hour of my visit with my son, so I'm not participating this year. Who else would like to join me in saying: "Screw Daylight Savings Time!"?
Hear, Hear. I've had about enough of it, too. What a waste of time. Literally.
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Do you believe in the Caine-Hackman Theory, which states that no matter what time of day it is, somewhere, on some channel, in some time-zone, there is a movie with either Michael Caine or Gene Hackman playing?
"A Bridge Too Far", Baby!
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When you were a kid, did you used to think that everything that happened prior to 1945 or so happened in black and white? That the world didn't become Technicolor until the end of WWII?
Guilty as charged;) I thought the whole world looked like "The Longest Day":)
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Do you sometimes feel like you were put on this Earth to say out loud what everyone else is thinking?
Well, somebody has to.....:)
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When surfing the channel guide on cable, do you ever get a chuckle when you see an abbreviated entry in the guide, like the one I see right now for an episode of "Desperate Ho...." ?;)
Lol! I saw one the other day that read:
"Flip this ho.....";)
It wasn't even on BET, I swear!
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What did you think of your parents when you were 20? how has that changed since then?
I thought I was the mailman's kid. The only thing thats changed is that they are many more miles away.
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Who would like to congratulate Nunya on her metoric rise to Guru in only 3 short months! Hats off, Nunya!
Congratulations, Nunya.
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Do you think the Government should institute a Witless Protection Program, for those in our midst who are too inept for their own, or anyone else's, good?
That would relieve so much stress from my life.......please, someone lobby for that one!;)
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When on hold with some bureaucratic institution, do you think you should have the ability to choose the music you have to listen to? "For '70's Classic rock, press 5......"
That'd be awesome;)
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They always say: "Tell us, in your own words......" Do you have your own words?
I've been told I speak in tongues in my sleep.
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(I just watched a Cold Case episode where the victim was identified by her uniqueT-shirt). When getting dressed before going out, has it ever occurred to you that this might be the outfit you kick the bucket in?
Not till now. Hoo-oo-ooooo. Creepy.
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Who do you think could make it onto the All-Star stupid team?
Well, someone's got to say it so I'll go with Paris Hilton.
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Would anyone like to congratulate our own Rosie GHM jetpacker on making the long ascent to Genius status?
Congratulations, Rosie! Great work!
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"Lets go see whats what." What exactly IS what?
Why?
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Have you seen the new monstrosity they built outside the new Giant's Stadium, Meadowlands, N.J.? Doesn't it look like a blind contractor went into Lowe's and said: "I'll take whatever building materials ya got that ain't sellin', color is no object!"?
It looks like someone set a 64 box of Crayolas on the roof and lit it on fire;)
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Why are the "Sell-By" dates on Half and Half so much longer than regular milk? Does fat go bad slower?
I'm gonna go wuth Rosie here. Ultra-Pasteurized products will not begin to accumulate bacteria for a longer period of time under refrigeration.
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Of all the great (and potentially dangerous) things that have been invented, which of them do you think the Powers-that-be wish they could un-invent?
VX Gas and Nuclear fuel rods.
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Do you ever wonder whats become of all the little trinkets, bits of crap, articles of clothing, and other material items that have passed through your hands in your lifetime?
OMG, thats alot of crap! I can only assume most of it is in a landfill or making the yard-sale circuit;)
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Time-shares, unwanted gold...What other items will they be trying to buy from you over the phone or through the mail for cash as the recession worsens? Will there be a "Cash 4 Grandma" hotline next?
I'd say the market for "distressed properties" will begin to boom. A 'We'll buy out your mortgage for cash' sort of thing.
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Why do 3 year olds pee their pants so much compared to adults who pee there pantsa not at all....
I'm just curious as to how you figure this question should be categorized under "Hobbies";)
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What do you do during a "Moment of Silence"?
Pray to God I can hold off the inevitable gas from that ill-advised dirty-water dog I had at the concession stand before taking my seat in the stands;)
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When you see airlines advertising flights "as low as $37!", do you wonder what safety precautions and man-hours they must be forgoing in order to arrive at this price?
Yea. Those are the airlines you see in articles like "All 49 killed in firey crash in Buffalo...."
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Which of the following is not the site of a british military civtory during the french and indian war victory?
There's a few things wrong with this "question".
1: What the Hell is civtory?
2: Proper nouns like French, British, and Indian, are generally capitalized.
3: Multiple choice questions need to include the multiple choices you have to answer.
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I work for a franchise with several locations. Many people work at 2 or 3 different stores to make their hours, as overtime is out of the question. They are working 40-80 hrs a week, and receiving 3 separate checks, with no OT. Is this legal?
I'm thinking no.
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Can acrylic-frame sunglasses be "sized"? I bought a pair of Vuarnet aviators online and they are a little snug.
I think the optometrists have a machine with hot sand in it that does it. They'll probably charge you $20.00 to do it.
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If you stopped using the internet for one month would your personal relationships get better, worse or remain the same?
I don't know if we'd get closer or kill each other! Maybe both!
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What would be a really bad name for a birth control device?
The Dura-Fram-Diaphragm.
Available exclusively at Wal-Mart:)
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When you look up and see an airliner going overhead, do you wonder about the people on it, and where it's going?
Yes. I envy them, too.
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What percentage of the Hudson River crash survivors had to change their undergarments immediately following their rescue, do you reckon?
I'm guessing everyone but the pilot, who has probably the only one who was pretty confident he could ditch it in the river safely while it was going on.
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My life penguin, gtravels, has made that long climb to Genius! Who would like to join me in congratulating her?
Whoops! I already answered this one! Sorry!
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What does it mean whne two cities are "twinned", or paired together, in different countries? It's also sometimes caled "sister cites".
The city just south of here, Hagerstown, MD. is twinned with Wittemburg, Germany, according to street signage. Not sure what it means, but it's a nice city;)
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Would anyone like to join me in congratulating Colt for reaching Sage level?
Congrats, Colt!
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My life penguin, gtravels, has made that long climb to Genius! Who would like to join me in congratulating her?
Congratulations, G!
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Do you need a gold or silver membership card to connect to Xbox 360 Live?
You need gold to play games and download content.
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You all are invited to a SURPRISE GURU party, for I Love my Baby! Will you please share a special CONGRATULAIONS to her? Congratulations my beautiful, sweet friend!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats.
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If you were a Cereal Killer, which cereal would you kill first?
Honey Bunches of Oh! Please Don't Kill Me!;)
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What's in the bottom of that barrel you're scraping?
You don't wanna know;)
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For those who had to work last nite(like me), were you allowed to have a couple drinks on the clock? Isn't it amazing what 4 oz. of clear liquid (vodka)can do for your morale and motivation?
A glass of champagne.
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If you went back to your hometown, would you be welcomed back with open arms, or would you have to watch your back?
Thankfully, I'm still in my hometown.:)
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When I was a kid, we went to all my friends houses, looked through the cupboards, and found that the common denominator in everyones' kitchen was a can of Campbells Tomato Soup. Do you have one in YOUR cupboard?
Yup. My roomate eats it with grilled cheese. Yech.
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Does it make you a little sad when you read an answer that is the greatest ever, and you check the answerer's profile to learn more about them, only to find that they were only here a couple of days, or maybe a month, a long time ago?
Yea. Always makes me wonder if they are someone's alter ego if the answer sounds like them, but most of them probably aren't, and probably would have made great 'Baggers had they stuck around.
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Where does Santa Claus go on holiday?
He's been doing a lot of traveling so I think he might like some time at the spa being waited on hand and foot by some lovelies;)
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Where does Santa take care of business in an emergency? Has he ever left you a
"Festive Yule Log"? ;)
Everyone probably has some reindeer crap on their roof.
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War used to be good for the economy. Everyone had jobs, car business making tanks and planes, etc. With our new high-tech forces, it now costs us money. Is it because soldiers are cheaper than technology in terms of net loss?
Heck yea. People weren't worth anything back then either.
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For those of a certain age: Best drive-in movie memory?
Coram Drive in. Long Island, NY;)
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Anyone else think that the home PC-era would come to a screeching halt if the new-generation game console were given web-surfing ability?
The PC gaming era probably would.
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There's alot of talk about "unsuspecting victims". Are there ever any "suspecting" victms?
I suspect there may be;)
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If you take Gingko of some other supplement for short-term memory. but then forget that you took it, does it still do anything?
Lol. It would seem not, huh?
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Where does the noise from a "White Noise" machine come from? Is it just a continuous recording of a broken radio?
Sounds like what they make space sound like in the movies:)
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Why are things always kept in "Mint" condition? Why not "Butter Pecan", or "Jamocha Almond Fudge" condition?
Mmmmmmm. Mint chocolate chip........mmmmmmm:)
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Our friend POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT has reached the Guru Level! Would you give me a hand in congratulating him? Well done, Officer!
Congratulations, POLICE!
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Why is suspicion always sneaking? Why isn't it ever lounging in a nice, cozy chair at Barnes and Noble enjoying a latte?;)
Whenever people see it, they always get suspicious.....
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Except "WORLD", fill in the blank: YOU & ME against the _____________
Po-lice;)
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Where did the phrase: "When the s**t hits the fan" originate? I'm trying to picture the scenarios necessary to precipitate this outcome;)
I think the use of it in Airplane! was one of the funniest things I ever saw in my life:)
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If Answerbag decided that your user name had to be your first name plus a food, what would it become?
Guess I'd go with Rat Romaine!
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I live with a man. We are the best of friends. We have the utmost respect for each other. We love to laugh together. We sleep in the same bed. We're going to get married one day. Do you think he likes me?
I don't know. This one's a real brain teaser;)
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Who's idea was it to strap an ill-fitting, cockeyed floor mat to the back bumper of your car to prevent scratches and scuffs? Yea, your bumper is scuff-free, but you can't tell because IT'S GOT AN ILL-FITTING FLOOR MAT STRAPPED TO IT! Sheesh....
OMG! The "Bumper Badger"! That is the Pet Rock of the Car Accessory world:) Drive around with an ugly mat hanging and flapping off the back of your car for years, on the off-chance someone will hit you with just enough force to scratch and scuff, but not dent and cave in, your bumper. People are lemmings.
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Could you ever kill someone if it were absolutely necessary?
Yes I cold but only over self defense or in combat
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What is the most useless thing you have ever learned?
Speling is the most useless thing I have ever lernd.
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My boyfriend punch me in my face my face was swollen for a week this is his third time hitting me. WE broke up he said that he is going to change for me. Im starting to see the sweet guy he used to be should i trust him
NO never trust him even if he says he'l buy you anything
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When someone makes you mad do you stay mad for hours or maybe even days?
No but yes some times but it depends on who it is otherwise no.
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Is there any advantage to taking, say, a Motrin 600mg(which are pretty expensive), as opposed to taking 3 normal Motrin 200mg?
Nope. Only for the pharmaceutical company.
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What characteristic do Maine, Alaska, and Hawaii have in common?
No billboards.
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Theres much ado about "moral support". Is there anyone you keep around for "immoral support"?
All of my friends.:)
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Now that the election is lost, can McCain go back to producing delicious, nutritious, high-quality french fries and Tater tots?
Mmmmmm. I love those skillet potato thingies;)
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Isn't it ironic that the last three characters in the Gilligan's Island song are also the three that are still alive in real life?
Yea. Wierd. I guess the Professor got the last laugh. He and Dawn Wells are growin' the ganja in California somewhere;)
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If you could have a Google Image become real and show up at your house, which one would you choose? (Feel free to post pix!)
I wouldn't mind seeing this in my driveway!;)
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Is anyone else playing Fallout 3? What do you think of it so far?
It is awesome, but huge and intricate. I suggest you save, and save often. Every decision has far-reaching consequences. It's good to save before you embark on any side mission, in case you don't like the "fallout" from it. You can always go back, and no harm done.
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Are you ready to vote this coming Wednesday?
[If you see nothing wrong with this question, you probably shouldn't vote...]
Very droll;)
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If you had to name your child after a family member, who would you choose?
I'd have to say my dad. I love him dearly and he's been the greatest influence in my life!
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Is it really all about the AssPennies?
That was a great show. Wish they'd re-run it on some channel:)
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What does the locksmith do when he locks HIS keys in his work van? Do you think he EVER admits it to ANYONE? :)
Hell, no! He probably breaks the window and then takes it to a body shop in another state to get fixed;)
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Is the bottle deposit law just a State-Gov. system of getting the average citizen to subsidize the homeless? Not that I'm against it, but it doesn't seem to have the effect of keeping bottles and cans off the sidewalks and streets.
I don't know. PA doesn't have it, and this place is littered with bottle and cans. People have whole mountains of them outside their houses. Maybe we could use it here.
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Can you put a coffin on layaway?
You can. I'm dead certain;)
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Is it really all about the AssPennies?
Lol.....Just Lol....;)
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Going through an old closet full of crap, you suddenly find your virginity. What would you do with it?
get rid of it before anyone sees me with it:)
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Can you stand rhetoric? Can you sit there and listen to your boss spout on about customer service, core values, and mission statements, when you know damn well that their only interest is cutting costs and making their bonuses?
Nope. I just imagine them naked and handling my asspennies;)
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Have you ever felt like you're the only one who knows the recipe for ice in your house?
Yep. Also, I'm the only one who can operate the complex mechanism of the toilet roll holder:)
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Do you think you could sit with a straight face while your very nice and well-meaning Russian doctor tells you that in order to reduce your cholesterol, you have to "cut the cheese"? :)
Lol! He'd end up having to treat me for a split side as well;)
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How does your 'Bagging change when you've been hittin' the sauce, as I have today?
I'll answer the questions I'd otherwise avoid;)
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Do you have a friend or family member who you want to stay in touch with but avoid calling because the conversation always turns to politics, no matter how you try to change the subject?
Yes. My mom. I call her very infrequently. I had to call her today, even though I was lothe to because the election is imminent. I was on for 76 minutes, half of which was spent trying to parry political rants:(
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Why do people buy guns?
Because I can.
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How long will it be before Nebraska lawmakers change the wording of their newly-enacted Child Abandonment law so that "uncontrollable" teenagers cannot just be left at the hospital without repercussion? I understand a newborn, but.....this is silly.
I just read that it went back up to the State Legislature to only cover newborns up to 3 days after birth.
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Will Kleenex finally invent a tissue so soft, and lotiony, that you'll have to wipe it up with another brand tissue?
Probably! "New Kleenex Runnies!" :)
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70 yr. olds are called "Septogenarians", 80-yr. olds are "Octogenarians", 100+ yr. olds are "Centenarians". What is the term for 90-yr. olds?
That's funny. I was wondering the same thing the other day. I've heard the other three used in documentaries, etc., but never Nonagenarians. Interesting.
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Who would care to join me in congratulating my sweet Life Penguin, MG1942, on becoming a Guru?
Congratulations, MG1942! How many points do you need to level up now? ;)
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Who would like to congratulate the lovely and wizened DreAnna for reaching the exalted level of Guru?
Congrats!
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Do you think they'll make a "Space Bag" big enough that we can store our departed relatives neatly and conveniently under beds and garage shelves, saving hundreds or thousands in costly burial services?:)
And will Grandma be just as clean and fresh as the day we put her in there?;)
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What do you call a midget fortune teller who has just broken out of prison?
Lol. A Small, medium at Large;) Classic!
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Odds and Ends: How can you tell which is an odd, and which is an end?
"Hey, lady, if I buy two odds, will you show us your end?" ;)
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Am I mistaken, or has the volume of activity on AB declined since the posting of "the Petition" and "the Blog"? There seems to be a strained, polarized atmosphere in here nowadays.
I'd have to say that it has been a bit dead in here the past week, although I didn't read either the Blog or the Petition. I did hear some things, and I can see how it might have that effect.
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Can you help but laugh when people take a question that is obviously tongue-in-cheek, or an expression of frustration at some social issue, so seriously that they feel the need to admonish you and point out the legal ramifications?
Lol. Yea, that's good stuff:)
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Do you agree with Sarah Palin that a rape victim should have the rapist's baby?
Erm, no.
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Would you rather spend a day with an eight year old or an eighty year old? Why?
While I enjoy being with kids, I think I'd pick the eighty year old. Seems like senior citizens are a wasted resource in our society. Maybe I could learn something!!
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Who would like to congratulate the lovely and wizened DreAnna for reaching the exalted level of Guru?
Congratulations, DreAnna! You really came back with a vengeance! Great Job:)
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When they can't possibly fit another ounce of cheese on, in or under the pizza, will they start putting it in the drinks?
LOL! "Try Pizza Hut's new Pepsi Parmesan!" :D
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Today is Gtravels Birthday! Who would like to wish her a great day, and many more to come?
Hope you had a great day! Sorry I missed the boat:(
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Why does the coffee you make at home never taste as good as at the deli or coffee shop?
They use pre-measured amounts of coffee recommended by the machine manufacturer, and hotter water at brewing.
The pressure machines are the best, as they squeeze every bit of flavor out of less coffee.
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Have you ever visited the Staue of Liberty? If so, was it before all the security measures, when you could actually go up in it?
The let you to the top of the pedestal now. Kinda lame, but better than nothing.
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Where is "the Pale", and have you ever gone beyond it?
It's in Las Vegas, and I have been beyond it several times;)
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When things are "Touch and Go", what do you touch, and where does it go?
I touch the left mouse button, and it goes to the recycle bin:)
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Who would win? "Flo" the Progressive Insurance girl, or that annoying, snarky Vonage lady?
I say Flo, probably just because she's cuter:)
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How long will it be before Nebraska lawmakers change the wording of their newly-enacted Child Abandonment law so that "uncontrollable" teenagers cannot just be left at the hospital without repercussion? I understand a newborn, but.....this is silly.
Not soon enough, apparently. They're pretty backward out there.
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I just read an article that a Texas town is installing parking meters that zero out when the car pulls out, regardless of time left. Is this just plain greedy? You can't even perform a small random act of kindness like leaving someone .25 on the meter?
Yes. That is plain greedy. I guess State and Local Governments are feeling the pinch, too.
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Who would like to give a shout-out to Wild One for making Guru?
Congratulations, Wild One! Keep on keepin' on.:)
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Would anyone like to congratulate iwnit,with whom I've been trying to keep up for months, on beating me to Guru?
Congrats, Iwnit. A well-deserved distinction.
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Everyone has their little myths about how to hit it big at the Casino. Would you agree that the only sure-fire way to win at a Casino is not to play? At least you go home with the money you came with, right?
Sounds about right.
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Do you enjoy watching users argue with a "user" that you know is someone else's Sockpuppet? I laugh my patootie off;)
Yea. That's good stuff.
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How many of you think that the oil conglomerates that showed a record windfall of profits not seen in the history of mankind in the last 3 years should now be called upon to perform this miracle $700B bailout of the financial market?
Sounds like a plan.
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Without naming names, are there some users you wish WOULDN'T answer your questions (ratings and trolling aside)?
A few, but whatteryagonnado?
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A round of well-deserved applause for Mr. Sublime- balanced thinking, on becomeing the latest Guru?
Congrats, Sub;)
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Has Heidi Klum blown a Seal?
Lotsa times, no doubt;)
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When something is touted as an "Age-old Recipe" or "Age-old Tradition", how long are we talkin' here? What exactly constitutes "Age-old"?
I think it's a non-descriptive descriptive. It's like when someone says something or someone is "Nice". What the Hell does that mean?
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If you had young children, and found out you had some terminal disease, how would you tell them? Could you? And how would you spend that remaining time?
I would tell them, and spend every waking moment letting them know how much they are loved, and that they will continue to be, even when I'm in the hereafter.
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Guys, can we please make a concerted effort as a community to stop answering duplicate questions? Some are ambiguous, but when I see 10+ answers to, "Whats your fav. Ice cream?"........Please, if you don't want to flag them, at least don't encourage them.
OMG! Yes, please, please, please, please! That is the most annoying thing. These questions are not crack, people. You don't have to snap at them just because they're there. It's almost as if they're just answering every question on the homepage for the points.
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The Dept of Homeland Security can search your hard drive and can now even read and copy your personal papers when you enter the US, even w/o probable cause (links in answer.) Would McCain allow this loss of privacy and rights to continue and expand?
Perhaps not expand, but I'd say the Patriot Act is pretty firmly entrenched now, and they've had a hard- on for this kind of scrutiny since the McCarthy Era, so I don't see them getting up off it anytime soon.
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If you mix your peas into your corn, does it become "Porn"?
LOl. Yep;)
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Pink Floyd fans: Will you join me in bidding a fond farewell to Rick Wright, who passed away today at age 65 after a battle with cancer?
So long, Rick. Wish you were here.........
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How pissed would you be if you saw an ad for your favorite rest advertising All-You-Can-Eat Ribs, Chicken Fingers, or Shrimp, and then went to the local branch to be told:"We are not participating currently." I'm looking for ammo to accost my bosses with.
I'd be pretty pissed, and make a point of letting the manager hear that we are going to the nearest competitor, regardless of specials.
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How'd ya like to get your hands around the windpipe of the guy who invented these little peel-back blister packages that OTC pills come in?
Yea, he deserves a good throttling.
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Do you ever wish they'd scrap all these "amazing" new operating systems, and just go back to Windows '95? It was perfect. What was wrong with it?
Yea, I miss the simplicity of Win 95.
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The Life Penguins have procured a new PenguinMobile! Who would like to wish us many years of smooth sailing in our 2009 Honda Accord EX?
Yay! Good luck with it! You've made a smart choice.
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Who would like to join me in congratulating Tomsims on becoming a Maestro?
Congrats, Tom. Always nice to see the good guy finish first:)
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Now that we have properly memorialized Nelson, who will be sorely missed by all of AB, can we please take a moment to give his widow, FreeRadical, some words of encouragement, as he will obviously be missed most by her?
Of course. Hang in there, Free. We wish you all the best in getting your affairs back in order and moving on, which is what Nelson would want for you, I'm sure. Good luck and God Bless.
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Why do people think it's funny to go to a public information site (like wikipedia) and give false information?
Because they can. I think Wiki is a bad example to use, because it is not regulated very well, and too many people believe everything they read. I think that, even for a little while, it is bad and dangerous to have that info posted where someone who might not be playing with a full deck can read it and use the info.
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Given that China loves to put poison in baby food, baby formula, and pet food, do they also mix edible stuff into dangerous things? Do they put baby food inside their nuclear bombs? Do they put water chestnuts and chop suey in their rat poison?
But the real question remains: If the rats eat the water-chestnut and chop-suey-laced rat poison, will they get diarrhea and then be hungry again in two hours like we do?;)
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Jodie44 is now a SWAMI!!!! Who will help me congratulate her on this achievement and for her quality contributions that have helped shape AB into the place we know and love?
Congratulations, Jodie.
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Will we all ever just be happy with Answerbag the way it is? Or will people always be whining and bemoaning it's shortcomings?
I've always been happy with it. But it is human nature to whine and kvetch, so no, it will never stop. I notice it's ususally the same people who are trying for "Most Inquisitive", or some other coveted title, that have the most hot air on this subject. Maybe it's their O.C.D. that compels them to want to improve everything they come in contact with.
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In a sandwich, what does BLT stand for?
Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato, of course:) Mmmmmm.
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With the thickness of the 1950s refrigerators, as well as the ventilation and the locks they used to have on their doors, would it be possible for you to survive a nuclear explosion by getting inside one and riding the blast wave away from the heat?
Who is gonna lock the door for you? Presumably they're being left behind? The answer is no. In reality, anything in the blast radius up to 1,000 yds will be vaporised instantly. Anything 1,500yds.-2 mi. away will be severely blasted with 5,000 degree wind and thrown 500 yds. down the blast line, with no shortage of impacts with the ground and or other objects and edifices. If you were...
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Have you ever been prescribed Flexeril? What does it do? I take them and don't notice any appreciable difference.
It's a tricyclic muscle relaxer. It won't work if you have nerve or disc problems.
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Forgive me for being dense, but arent "Most Popular Questions" and "Questions with Most Answers" more or less the same? I look at the list, and I see the same questions.
Lol. Seems like it!
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Who would like to congratulate our resident "Joker", Mold, on becoming a Maestro?
Woot! Congrats, Mold! A fine distinction:)
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If there were never a God, or Jesus Christ, what would we say when we hit our thumb with a hammer? Should we thank religion for giving us such great expletives to use?
Lol. So true. Goddamnit and Jesus Christ just roll off the tongue so well;)
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What is the most printed sentence in the English language?
I'm gonna go with "Close cover before striking"
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If AB were the Electoral College, as of right now, who wins the election in November? Cast your votes now:)
McCain, by a nose;)
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The Life Penguins need a new PenguinMobile. What vehicle do you suggest we look at? (in the 18,000-25,000 range, and we have a Mini-Penguin and Penguin accoutrements to haul:)
How abaut a Saturn Aura? Starts around $23,000.
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"War is a continuation of State policy, by other means." What are your thoughts on this quote?
Sounds apt enough, given the current world climate.
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Where exactly is "The Poor House"?
I think it's the ramshackle house on our farm that my mom rents out to these trailer trash people for 500/mo.:)
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Canon I-350 printer: Bought new ink cartridges, ran head cleaner and print head alignment, but when I print anything with color, I get blue and yellow, but no red. Last time I used it was 6 months ago. Any suggestions(besides get a new printer)?
Nope. Get a new printer.:)
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Does anyone else feel that the one-word and then fill in the blank questions(i.e. Black ________?) have about played their course? Come on guys, this site is devolving at a sickening pace. I know you're all better than that.
Wasn't there a time when the staff was removing ALL Fill-in-the-blank questions? Why the reversal? Yesterday, 2/3rds of the questions were F.I.T.B.
The U.S. Open was actually more interesting than AB yesterday. What a crock.
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For those who have already tried Mercenaries 2: World in Flames, do any of you have any skipping problems during the cut scenes?
Yes. I returned the disc and got a new one, and it's fine now.
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Should we start an Answerbag category to memorialize or eulogize Baggers who have passed away? The whole Blank Savage thing made me think of it.
A fine sentiment. Why not.
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If I were to start an Answerbag Militia, to go over and take down those heretic Yahoo Answer-ers once and for all, would you join?
I'm in! "High-5"!
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Do you have what it takes to be someone's "Rock"?
Not yet. I'm still only a pebble;)
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If a homeless person was choking, would you give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?
Yes. What difference does not having an address make?
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Who would like to join me in wishing my good buddy Drastic a Happy Birthday?
Happy Birthday Drastic. Hope it's a good one!!
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I just noticed Olero is now Maestro. Who would like to help me congratulate him? If this has already been done forgive me!
Congratulations Olero! Well done!
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What kind of items would you find in an inconvenience store?
A spray that actually attracts bugs to you called "ON"
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MEN: How many of you are old enough to have one of "those" doctor's appointments?
Not yet, thankfully:)
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What would be a good wedding gift for AB-Joel?
An Answerbag stuffed with cash!!
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Have you ever personally known someone who "fell through the cracks"? Where are these cracks? Where do they go?
China, I've no doubt.
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Is there a point past which a NYC bus driver can deem you too drunk to ride? Like if you're so drunk you can't even dip your Metrocard without help and you're cursing at the 105 yr old woman in the wheelchair behind the driver because you cant squeeze by?
Yea, I'd say that falls under the category of Public Drunkeness. That's a misdemeanor in just about every state. The driver should have called the cops. They're protected by law anyways.
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I'm trying to break a lifelong habit for the benefit of my health and the love of my Life Penguin. I am having a pretty low time right this moment. Will you all please give me a shot of encouragement?
Keep it up. This ,too, shall pass.
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Anyone know about how long it takes for a Mediterranean Gecko to re-grow it's tail?
He croaked before it happened;(
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Did you ever notice that in those Valtrex commercials, it seems like only healthy, athletic, pretty people who like to hike and mountain bike and kayak get Genital Herpes? What's the deal with that?
Maybe doing all that stuff keeps your mind off the itch and burn in your crotch;)
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Can you think of something that has not gone up in price over the last year?
My labor.
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What do you do when your down to your bottom dollar?
I try not to let that happen. My friend at work said he used to sell semen at @ $50 a pop. I told him, "Hell! I got a towel next to my bed that's worth about $250,000;)
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Are donuts baked or fried?
Fried.
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New Yorkers: How'd ya like this 1.75" diameter hail we got today?
Got some again today.
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Have we become so inured in the mire of materialism that auto makers are now able to make 2 or 3 identical cars, slap a different, fancy, silver name on it, and sell it to us? How soon before we're all driving little soap boxes marked "CAR" in crayon?
Can you say, "Maxima-Altima= Altimax?":)
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Why is it called "Lukewarm"? Why not "Davewarm" or "Stevewarm"?
It's funny. I always think of people named Luke as being wishy-washy. Strange correlation:)
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What is the difference between a Nissan Murano and a Nissan Rogue? Is there even a difference?
Probably the price, and a roof rack;)
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Have you ever had a cut that probably needed stitches, but you toughed it out and it healed fine?
Yea, from my new auto-assist CRKT knife. It closes funny.
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I am 6'3" and 250 lbs. with a 37 inch waist. I can push any size pickup truck I can also push an uparmored HMMWV, and a camper by myself as well, I do it almost on a daily basis with little effort. do you consider me too heavy/big?
Only if you're a chick;)
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Have you ever had cantalope and prosciutto? OMG, how good is that?
Doh! delete.
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Why do they have to say "4 and 1/2 baths"? Where does that extra "half bath" go? What if I want an even number of baths?
I always thought a "Half-bath" was deodorant on a fresh shirt;)
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Why is it called "Lukewarm"? Why not "Davewarm" or "Stevewarm"?
They tried those, but it never caught on.
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What powers should an Answerbag super hero have?
The ability to leap tall comment threads in a single bound!!;)
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Do you think Issac Hayes and Bernie Mac are burnin' a doobie together right now?
Ohhhhh......Yea.......!
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New Yorkers: How'd ya like this 1.75" diameter hail we got today?
Crazy. We got holes in our screens.
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We have an under-cabinet kitchen light that is stainless steel, flourescent, and looks ancient, but still works. How long have flourescent-tube bulbs been in use? I'm guessin' this one is from the early '60's.
'60's sounds about right.
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Are you distrustful of people who have a lazy eye?
OMG! YES! I hate that.
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Have you ever had cantalope and prosciutto? OMG, how good is that?
Sooooo good:)
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Technios is AB's newest Maestro. Who would like to join me congratulating him?
Congrats
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My ex-husband spent years in prison for sexually abusing my children. I know it's beneficial for me to forgive him, but how do I go about doing this? Everytime I think of him I want him to suffer as they did.
Who is it benefitting? Stay pissed at him. A little anger is a good thing now and then.
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How am I supposed to take a bubble bath?
Eat two cans of Bush's baked beans.
Wait 2 hrs.
Fill bathtub with 100-110 degree water
Sit in water.
Enjoy!;)
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Do you think it's possible to lose your mind from seeing so many "First thing that comes to mind" questions?
What! WHO AM I? WAIT!! WHO ARE YOU!!!???? AHHHHHHHHHHHH-ha-ha-ha-haha!
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What's your favorite film starring Leonardo DiCaprio?
Gangs of NY
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Does anyone else think asking inane, boring, totally duplicate questions except for the one word that is the subject matter, just to be on the Most Inquisitive leaderboard, is as annoying as a 5 yr. old telling an endless stream of Knock-Knock jokes?
Will you stop touching me? Will you stop touching me?:)
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A company is offering you a one-time lump-sum payment in lieu of all your future paychecks. No 401k, no retirement. You just get the one lump sum and then work until retirement age. How much would they have to give you to get you to go for it?
About 10 million.
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Does myspace give your computer a virus?
No. It's meeting the people ON Myspace that gives you the virus.
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How do you break AB-block? I stare at the screen like its "The Matrix" but........I got nuthin'.
Rub one out. Ususally works for me;)
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How fast can a Mo-ped under 50cc's go?
bout 30-35 maybe
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When was the last time you were truly happy for someone?
A close friend had a biopsy done and was very worried that he had cancer. Luckily, it turned out he was fine!
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I'm taking my 10 yr old son on a fishing charter party this weekend. It's our first real big outing like this now that he is older. I'd like for it to be a memory- making experience for us. Will you all wish us luck?
I always remember everything we do:)
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What is your wish for all people?
Love, a happy home, satisfying work and good food to eat! And an appreciation of all those things!!
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A guy in N. Carolina runs a tri-state crematorium, charges people for cremations, give them urns full of ashes, but dumps the bodies in tobacco sheds and ponds on the property. How flippin' P'O'ed would you be if that was your loved one?
There'd be one more body in the shed......
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Do you (or anyone you know) use the word "macadam"?
Used here in PA alot.
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(I'm watching an Animal Planet Commercial) As many times as we've seen the " 'Dead' shark bites off fisherman's fingers" videos, isn't it amazing that they keep coming up with new ones? Why are people so dense?
Drugs and alcohol mostly:)
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I am a newly emancipated Sockpuppet. I wanna dump my Meat Puppet-master. Looking at my poor, appendageless form,(Yes, that's really me in my avatar), which of my body parts do you think I should use to type?
Make your nose pointy and try to avoid roll-over;)
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Is it OK to piggyback ride onto friends, answering questions they answer and giving them points when appropriate? Makes me feel unoriginal but I like it and it helps me feel connected.
That's basically what this site is all about.
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I was drinking at a party last night and my friend and I went into his room and he dared me to...suck...something...and I did. And he also made me swallow something...AM I...gay? I didn't really like it that much.
Yea. And you're friend, too, I suspect.
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How hard is it for me to install a 1 gig DIMM RAM chip in a 4 year old Dell Dimension 4600 if I just go buy the chip at, say, Staples?
Easy.
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When you're in a new city, what do you visit first?
The Bathroom, sadly:(
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During what years were "Baby Boomers" born?
'46- '64 I think.
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I ride NYC busses and subways alot. It's nice that they've improved services and gotten hybrid busses that are clean. Do you get pissed when you get on a bus and find beer bottles in paper bags and other crap? Why are people such pigs?
Because they're used to their mamas following them around.
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Can someone please come up with something better than the watchpin for keeping watches on bands? Why, in the 21st Century, are we still dealing with these hand-cramp inducing medieval torture devices?
I hear that. It's almost better to just buy cheap watches and replace 'em.
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Is there a manager at every supermarket whose job is to post misleading advertisements and product placements in hopes that people won't check their reciepts?
Yea....I think so, man.
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To Be, or Not to Be........What's the deal with that? I mean, ' Who are these people who Be?'
I try to be as little as possible.....:P
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If hitler was still alive hiding on some island would you seek him down and kill him.
Yea. Beat him with his own cane;)
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At least 3 times, I have noticed that someone uprated an old question of mine, but when I go to look at it, the points total has not changed at all. Is this some kind of glitch?
I've been having the same thing kinda with mod points.
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Do you miss the sound quality and cover art from listening to LPs?
MEM-ories.........
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I'm a freaking genius, how cool is that?
Congratulations, Belatedly.
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Would you please help me congratulate, Rollie, Mexican beaches are great, on reaching Sage, Level 50?
Congrats;)
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Do you still see men walking around in 25 yr. old Members Only jackets?
Yea. Powder Blue, mostly;)
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Would anyone like to volunteer for a new AB "Big Brothers, Big Sisters" Association? The aim is to help guide newer members with tips and encouragement rather than chastise and ridicule them for beginner's faux-pas.
Yup-yup! Sign me up!
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Whats your recipe for a great cup of coffee made at home?
10 Cups (6oz) = 1/2 Cup coffee
Filtered water makes it so much better, and makes less buildup in tank
Using a good coffee helps.
Non-dairy creamer instead of cream.
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Have you ever been read "The Riot Act"? What'd ya think of it?;)
Wordy, and poorly thought out.......:)
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My life penguin, gtravels, just made Swami! Who would care to join me in congratulating her?
Congrats!
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Why don't they just raise the price of a stamp like a nickel and leave it alone for a few years? Why the stupid 2 cent stamps every year or two?
Gives em an excuse to make a stamp for some little-known historical figure;)
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When someone says to you: "It's the least we can do for you.......", do you ever feel like they(and anyone else involved) actually held a meeting to discuss and deduce the least they could possibly get away with doing?
Lol. Why can't they just say, "You're Welcome";)
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Is the razor blade factory a dangerous place to work? What is the process behind razor blade manufacturing?
Lol. Good place for slip-proof shoes and cutting gloves;)
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What are some words or phrases that are specific to your job that you sometimes find yourself using outside work, to the utter confusion of friends and family?
Heard. We always say "heard" at work to acknowledge that an order is recieved. We also say it when someone tells us something juicy or shocking, to show that we are not shocked or phased, like: "I hope this f'ing place burns down tonight after I leave!"......
"Heard".
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What establishment has the best coffee within 5 blocks of your house?
Utopia Bagels. MMMMMMMMM.
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Isn't it amazing that these people who ask questions like "I love my BF but hez sleepin w/ my mom n i don no wat 2 do?" for their first and only submission on AB seem to find and join AB just as these Earth-shattering calamities befall them?
Hehe. Yep. Sure is.
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Floridians: Can you pretty much see all the shuttle launches from everywhere in Florida? Just by going outside? Or does Earth curvature prevent it in some places?
I don't think you can see it directly from much further away than Orlando, or St Petersburg.
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Have bullets(or any other conventional weapons) been tested in space? What are the effects of space on ballistics?
I'm sure one nation or another has tried everything we do on Earth in Space at one time or another in their programs.
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Kourageous Kitty has just made Sage. Let's congratulate this fine woman for her efforts. WHOOO HOOO!!!
Kongrats, Kourageous;)
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Why would an establishment repeatedly opt to repair an A/C unit that is constantly on the fritz and will only work two or three days before dying again, to the tune of about $50,000 over 3 years, when they can buy a new one for $20,000?
Because businesses hate to write big checks. They'd rather write a bunch of small ones.
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Are rising costs of transportation possibly part of an overall plan to keep us in the house, or close to home, eliminating or at least alleviating the huge expense of maintaining Homeland Security agencies and much larger police contingents?
It would definately seem to have that effect.
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How many of you absolutely love a Sabrett hot dog off a street cart or truck? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;)
I like the Cat Kabobs from the Falafel carts better;)
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What were your favorite Commodore 64 games?
Castle Wolfenstein!
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What's something that always kills your happiness?
Sobriety :(
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How is 'vodka sauce' different from marinara?
It is actually made with vodka and a little cream. Gives it a nice mellow flavor and curbs some of the acid.
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Do you ever say anything when you lose at a video game?
"!@#$$$ %&^$ &*&%^*"*'* &^%$#@!!&!!!!!!"
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What is the temperature of hot candlewax?
Lol. Were you watching Body of Evidence too?:)
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How will you reward yourself after you achieve your highest level?
6-pack.
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Anyone seen Good-N-Fruity candies at the store, or are the comeback rumors false?
We saw the reorder sticker on the shelf at Target. Mmmmm.
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Are you an "Enlinkener? (Do you always post links to other material of yours in answers and comment threads?)
Nahh. None of my stuff is that noteworthy:(
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Do you sleep sitting up on the couch or with your eyes open so that people have to hold a mirror under your nose to make sure you're still alive?
I sleep like a corpse with my hands folded on my chest.
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Do you like to go through the "Most Popular Questions" leaderboard and get back to ones you may have missed?
Yea. I hate to miss stuff:)
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Am I being unreasonable to expect Greyhound to re-imburse me for the Martz tickets I had to buy at greater expense and hassle, last min, because they, without notice, cancelled the only bus I could logistically take? The next bus was 5 hours later.
You'll probably get your money back for the tickets you paid for, and thats it. Greyhound sucks these days.
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Why are they called "plastic" explosives?
Because they are mixed with glycerin or something else to make them stiff and pliable. This stabilizes the mixture and make the explosive easier to traffic and harder to detonate without the proper detonating device in place.
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What exactly is "Your due", and are you getting it?
I am due to visit my dad this weekend;)
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When acting in an epic film, why do people portraying, Greeks, Romans, Russians, Germans,etc. speak with a British accent, even if they really aren't British themselves?
Lol. "Troy", or "Enemy at the Gates" :)~
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If you 'take the long way home'....where would this take you?
Queens Village, Flushing, Bowne Park, Whitestone, and finally Beechhurst;)
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Knowing that there are people who are totally addicted to Answerbag, for however long a period of time, and that any addiction is a bad thing, is it even cool to "turn someone on" to Answerbag?
Wow. Thats deep.
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Help help ehlp im so stupid, i was editing this paper yesterday and i had to go to work and i thought i saved it but i geuss i didnt, is there any way i could get my changes back please please please help its our final paper!!
You could try a system restore, or a program like Recuva. I think Recuva has to be already installed to retrieve deleted files though. Good luck. See if you can try a system restore to a system checkpoint that is from around the time it was still on the comp.
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If you were about to kick the AB bucket, which user would you like to bequeath your AB legacy and estate to? (and would they want it?;)
I'd leave it all to Fun;) She's the only one who would appreciate it.
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What are amalgam fillings made of and how to they go from malleable to solid?
I think tin and silver mixed
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Does anyone else hate this "Catch all" Deep Thoughts category they've used to replace all those more descriptive categories that were in Outside the Bag?
Yea, I like the more descriptive ones. "Deep Thoughts" is so generic.....
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Why can't all watches run on one kind of battery?
Lol. I got 6 dead watches right now because I buy a new watch before I'll go get the battery changed:)
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I just lost a a rather large filling in a tooth that had a root canal done. There is no pain. Will there be? Or is the tooth dead?
I think it's dead but the socket will get abcessed if bacteria gets in it.
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How come people who get amnesia never seem to forget how to speak their language?
Wow. That's deep.....
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Who else doesn't wanna go today?(mine's work, but it can be wherever you have to go but don't wanna;)
School;(
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Does anyone else wish that Amy Winehouse would leave the planet? What possible redeeming quality does she have to keep the world's media attention so rapt?
Me. To me she sounds like someone strangling a cat.
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How do bivalves like oysters, clams, mussels, barnacles, and scallops, reproduce?
Don't know, but I'll bet it's slimy......:)
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(Inspired by the new 6 Flags commercial;) How many fun FLAGS does Answerbag rate? "ONE FLAG!", or "SIX FLAGS!"?
6 FLAGS!
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Do you miss the days when your neighborhood was the entire universe, and all you needed was a bicycle and $4.00 in loose change for the Ice Cream Man?
Yep.......to be a kid again......;)
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Have you played GTA4 on XBOX360 yet? Is it a strange game? I'm having trouble getting into it.........
Very strange, and seedy. Seems to be the trend with alot of games. The down-and-out Anti-Hero is taking over where the 9-11 Fireman/Policeman Hero is leaving off.
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Have you ever driven your vehicle naked?
Nope, I always make it wear clothes;)
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My life penguin, gtravels, just made Swami! Who would care to join me in congratulating her?
Congratulations!
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Do you enjoy being naked, where?
And out of it;)
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Do you avoid "Vortex of Drama" questions like the plague?
Yep. I just stare blankly at the screen:)
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Do you like your salad tossed?
LOl:)
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Since the one thing Americans can produce in abundance is bulls**t, when are we going to invent a car that runs on it?
Boy, think of the by-product from THAT!:)
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Is there a hometown beer in your state that you'd say is better than 90 % of the dreck made by the bigger breweries? If so, what beer, and what state?
Stegmeier 1857, brewed in Wilkes-Barre,Pa (The Lion Brewery) is so good, in 1994 the German Gov't gave the company $42,000,000 to begin exports to Germany, because they liked it better than many German domestics. Good Stuff, and pretty cheap. (<$20 a case)
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Who has heard of Yuengling beer? Like it?
MMMMMM. Black and Tan, Baby;)
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My life penguin, gtravels, just made Swami! Who would care to join me in congratulating her?
Congratulations, G;)
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What CD or song do you have playing while you AB right now?
Greenday- Dookie:)
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We're going to see "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Geritol" today. Has anyone seen it? No spoilers, please, just say if it's decent or a farce:)
It was worth seeing
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Should we REALLY trust the Gorton's Fisherman?
No way, dude. Like a creepy uncle who lives in Maine that nobody wants to go visit:)
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How many of you will be grilling/bbq'ing this weekend, as opposed to going out to dinner?
Pig Roast! Mmmmmmmmmmm
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Does your child have a tagline that lets you know they're done talking to you(losing interest) on the phone? (Mine says: "Uh huh, well, I love you......")
LOL. I do that to my parents:)
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"Boy, he really went to town.....". Which town?
Uppsala.
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Do you stop worshipping the "Time Idol" on your days off from work?
Eeeeeeeeeyep:)
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Can we come up with a list of fictional candy concepts that may have seemed good at the time, but just weren't destined to hit the shelves?(e.g. A chocolate bar with a liquid, runny chocolate center called Hershey's Squirts)
Bulemia Bars! They have a gastro-intestinal stimulant built in that automatically makes you throw it back up without sticking your fingers down your throat;)
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How has $4.00/gal. gas affected the things you do for recreation and entertainment?(i.e Sunday drives are out.......)
I dirt-bike it around alot more.
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Be honest - have you really checked Google before asking us on AB?
No.
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When someone says: "Give or take.......", How come it's usually ME doing the giving and THEM doing the taking?
Sounds like you're letting the kids negotiate their own allowance;)
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Are you able to suffer idiots quietly?
Nope.
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When exactly were "The Days"?
Different for each generation.
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Discounting repeaters ,how many people, or what percentage of the people on Earth, do you think you've "brushed elbows" with, been on or in the same bus, or room, or walked within 20 feet of, in your life?
I'm young, so maybe 1,000,000?
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Can we come up with a list of fictional candy concepts that may have seemed good at the time, but just weren't destined to hit the shelves?(e.g. A chocolate bar with a liquid, runny chocolate center called Hershey's Squirts)
Candy crack pipes to smoke Rock Candy in! Get the sugar into your system all at once! Lol;0
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How many of you will be going to the Bonaroo Festival in Tenn. this year?
I'd love to, but not allowed out of state alone yet;(
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Would anyone like to join me in celebrating the one year anniversary of two very swimmingly awesome penguins, MG and Gtravels?
Woot. Congrats, Life Penguins;)
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What's in the bottom of that barrel you're scraping?
Charred wood and Jack Daniels remnants:( MMmmmmmmm.
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Do you give Negative Points? What are your reasons?
Yelling:
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Do you give Negative Points? What are your reasons?
Yelling
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Does anyone remember: "The Electric Company" from PBS(early-mid '70s)? I just read they are revamping it for the new century, starting in Jan 2009.
Spidey, with Morgan Freeman;)
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In Hickory Run St. Pk. in Northern PA. there is a boulder field(so cool to hike), one of only 2 significant ones on the planet. Do you know of any natural wonders that are unique to your state?
I've been to that boulder field! It's awesome! 500 yds X 1/2 mile of nothing but 6-15 ft. rounded bedrock boulders. You can hear the river running underneath the rocks.
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Does anyone remember: "The Electric Company" from PBS(early-mid '70s)? I just read they are revamping it for the new century, starting in Jan 2009.
That's definately the 35+ crowd remembering that one:)~
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What would be some good names for cars that are designed for people with road rage? (e.g. The Ford Fisticuff.......;)
The Acura Assault.
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Why do my best questions come to me after work at 4:05 A.M?
Because you are unwinding and your brain is looking to vent:)
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What the H**L flavor are the pink jelly beans? (Just plain JB's, not Jelly Belly's or Starburst or anything new)
I think they are "Champagne" which is a bubble-gum/cola mix.
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Do you feel that the current skyrocketing prices of fuel and other necessities are controllable at a federal level, and only continue because the parties profiting from this windfall are drunk with it? Isn't it about time we tell them seriously to stop?
Somewhat, but most of the world has been paying this much or more for gasoline for decades, and have learned to adjust. Now it's our turn.
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Is the human bellybutton sealed shut totally? Or is it more like a poorly healed scar?
I don't know, but it feels wierd if someone puts their finger there, and pushes at all;( ugh.
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For Apartment dwellers: Do you know the emergency routes out of your building or hi-rise in case of fire? How realistic are they in terms of the tennants in your complex(elderly, small children, handicaps, etc.)?
I don't know. I'm lookin at these fire escapes and I'm thinkin that most of these old bitties in this building are gonna fry if that's their only hope. They ain't even gonna make it out the window to the fire escape.
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What would be some good names for cars that are designed for people with road rage? (e.g. The Ford Fisticuff.......;)
P/T Boozer
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What is it about the darker Lager beers that has such an adverse effect on the stomach?(yes I'm talking bad gas;)
More hops, I think......
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What would be some good names for cars that are designed for people with road rage? (e.g. The Ford Fisticuff.......;)
The Mercury Melee.
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Do you like Worcestershire Sauce? What do you use it on?
Good on sausages and steaks ;)
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Did you ever notice that in those Valtrex commercials, it seems like only healthy, athletic, pretty people who like to hike and mountain bike and kayak get Genital Herpes? What's the deal with that?
Lol. Just LOl. So true:)
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How do you feel about flying in airliners these days?
Not a fan:(
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How many of you feel, as I do, that you have about reached your apex on AB?
Lol! I made Professor finally at least;)
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I'm tired of cooking in the casual dining venue. Would anyone like to hire a personal chef?
Heck yea. I hate cooking.
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How many of you feel, as I do, that you have about reached your apex on AB?
No way. The levels are still coming pretty easy right now. I got a few more titles to go yet:)
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Is your 2 cents worth much?
1.973 cents Canadian:(
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I'm off to work. If any of you guys see my Life Penguin, Gtravels, on here tonight, will you tell her that I love her and I miss her terribly? This travel thing is rough.
I told her. She misses you, too:(
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I have a Dell Dimenion 4600 with P4 2.8ghz, 512 mb. RAM, GeForce 5200FX, and 80GB HD. Can I run Vista as-is on this comp?
Not enuff RAM I'm afraid.
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Is "Live Free or Die Hard" worth watching(for $5 on demand)?
Not too bad. Just about any movie is worth 5 bucks when your bored.
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It has been brought to my attention that I am a Maestro, yet I am an expert in Nada. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Why can't I just be an expert in "Outside the Bag"?
I say you already are...........:)
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Why is it that the cost of living keeps going up, and our chances of living keep going down?
That's a bitch, ain't it? NYC has the most expensive real estate, AND the highest murder rates, pollution, traffic, stress, planes flying into buildings........can I get a 25% discount?
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Have you ever been in a "Duty-Full" shop? ;)
Ewwww. Gotta wear rubber boots in there, huh?
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I just saw a commercial for a heartburn med called AcipHex (pronounced A$$-effects;) Could you take this product with a straight face?
ROFL! No, I'd have a tough time with that. I'll stick to my Nexium.
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Are you still using amateur-phyllactics, or have you gone pro?
Pro-, Baby!
STEALTH Condoms.....they'll never see you coming;)
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I'm off to work. If any of you guys see my Life Penguin, Gtravels, on here tonight, will you tell her that I love her and I miss her terribly? This travel thing is rough.
I will, but she already knows.:)
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Could you ever kill someone if it were absolutely necessary?
If they were hurting, or going to hurt my family, no sweat.
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Are people ever actually"Dead before they hit the floor"?
I think it's just a saying we use to make ourselves feel better, like "Well, at least she didn't suffer...." How do we know? We don't, but we feel better saying it.
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Why is it that every Fast Food bathroom(single use) is designed so that the door opens right onto the toilet, exposing the user to the enitre dining room if the lock doesn't work? I've noticed this at least 20 times in the last few weeks.
I saw that at Burger King the other day. A woman opened the door, and there was another lady, on a toilet FACING the door, but the sink and hand dryer were well hidden from view.
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Is there a movie that you've seen 1,000 times, and you know it's corny(Return of the Living Dead-1985 is mine) but you still watch it everytime it's on T.V., even with commercials and censoring?
Yes. The Wizard of Oz. Can't leave it alone.
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Would anyone like to say a few words for Ladyluck on a whole year of 'Bagging? Happy AB Anniversary, Ladyluck!
Congrats, LL
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At what time of day do you feel you get the most bang for your buck on Answerbag? Please include your location(state or country will suffice).
When I get home from school, around 4:30.
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Who else thinks the "Taking Pole" question from last week was one of the Top 5 Funniest AB Moments?
Sorry. Saw it again....still laughing........LOL
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New York has just enforced a law requiring restaurants to provide calorie counts in the menu. Would your eating choices change if you knew how bad your usual favorites really are? (Ex. An appetizer sampler has 1290 calories.)
No way! I love my Cowbot Burger and boneless wings:)
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Have you ever had an annoying medical condition where the cure was worse than the actual disease?
Whenever you get a cut, that stops hurting in a few mins, but because it will scar, we go to the hospital, where they clean it with a Brillo pad, pour iodine all over it, jab a needle full of novacaine in and out of it like 20 times(to numb the pain.....lol), then sew it up like a football, so you can go back in 3 weeks and have them removed, which also feels wierd;)
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Who else thinks the "Taking Pole" question from last week was one of the Top 5 Funniest AB Moments?
ROFL! Yes, this should be a category. Top 5 Funniest AB Questions.
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Has the criminal justice system in New York lost it's last shred of credibility with the Sean Bell verdict?
Even before that, I'd say.......
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Anyone know what Al Sharpton has planned for his "Shutdown of NYC"? What does he hope to accomplish? Do you think it will really have the effect he intends, or is it simply foolish and dangerous in the post-9/11 world?
Not sure what he's got hatched in his "mind", but he's probably going to get some people hurt.
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I just noticed that I am #17 on the "Members with best answers" leaderboard. I was hardly on at all last week;) Do we shine more when we're not around? Is that why mediocre celebs and stars seem so much better after they die?
Congrats on leaderboard:) As for question, I got four words for ya: John Belushi, Andy Kauffman.
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Beer and ...______?
Beer.
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If AB was a flavor what would it be?
Chicken, like everything else;)
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What are some funny nicknames for cops?
Bacon.
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What was the original "mr. clean" supposed to be?
Felix Unger
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I come from a dysfunctional family. We are all so far away from each other now, contact is uncomfortable. The whole family,Grandma to 2nd cousins. I hardly feel related to anyone. How does this come to pass so easily between "loved ones?"?
Crap, this is supposed to be a comment. Delete.
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Http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2817052 Why would this be rejected as spam? It's not my q, I'm just curious.
The original Q, in case the link doesn't work, was,
"Is tantic massage illegal in Florida massage parlors?"
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Do you ever feel closer to your significant other's parents than you ever did to your own?
Nah. Not yet, anyway.
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What are some great names for a T.V. Weatherman?
Mucky Rivera.
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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?
Nah, leave it.
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Would you rather eat sweets for the rest of your life, or never having anything sweet again?
To Sweet, or not to Sweet. That is NOT a question;)
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I just watched "Jindabyne", where please can I get my two hours back?
Alas, they are lost forever, like the 3 hrs I spent watching "There Will Be Blood." All I can say about that movie was, "There Was. And that's about it." That is the second movie I went to see in the last 2 years, the other being "Vantage Point", another exersize in inanity. I say go back to watching the good movies you already own again, and buy the ones you...
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What are some great names for a T.V. Weatherman?
Tad Balmy.
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Gtravel's parents do everything for us. What are some small things we could do for them (in their '70's, pretty active) besides going to dinner that would not break the bank but still be apprieciated?
Maybe a Bed and Breakfast weekend?
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Gtravels and I are going to the Russian Tea Room in Manhattan for dinner before a show at Carnegie Hall tonite in NYC. We don't think we have the garb to go. Anyone ever been there to give us a heads-up of what the place is like?
Business casual, according to their Front Desk:)
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If a third-party developer was offering an AB add-on that would allow you to see who was trolling you, would you download it? How would your 'bagging change as a result?
Oops! Delete.
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I sometimes wish there was a "# of Top Answers" indicator in your profile page. I love seeing that an answer of mine is the top answer. Would you like to see this added as a feature of AB?
Yea, that would be cool! I like having Top answer too:)
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I have severe hip pain when sitting in the car for long periods of time. What could be causing this? No Injuries I know of, but I do work on my feet most of the time.
Sciatica most likely.
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Have you ever been eating while AB'ing or some other thing, and go back to get that last bite of sandwich or whatever, only to realize you've already finished it? What a bummer;(
Yea. One time I actually bit my fingers:)
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I asked 3 questions last night when I came home from work. All three have 13 pts. right now, and it is Friday. Coincidence? Or should I watch my back today?
Wierd. No need to worry, though.
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"As good as they look now, someone, somewhere, is tired of putting up with their crap." Do you think this is true?
Yep. :)
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Eventually, will Windows/Mac/Linux OS's be about as good as they can be, and office software (like Word & Excel) be about as easy & useful as 99.9% of users need, so that there'll be no real need for new versions?
Yes, and then they'll start implanting them in our brains so we can stop using our hands, too;)
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Fishermen: Have you ever caught a fish using one of the 10 billion different colored and sized and shaped jelly baits that stores offer? Or are they so much cool-looking junk?
They work when used with some kind of scent oil added to them, I hear, but I've never caught anything with just a jelly worm on a hook.
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Are you scared of being buried alive?
No. I dig tunnels all the time.
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If 50,000,000 Americans can vote for their favorite "Idol" every week, why do so few turn out to vote for their state and country's leaders? Do we need to have "Online Voting" or "Text Message Voting" to get people to give a crap?
Yea, pretty much, but I'm not sure you even WANT all those people voting:)
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How's about a shout-out for avallach on reaching his 1 yr anniversary on AB?
Happy 1 year on AB!
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What's in the bottom of that barrel you're scraping?
Beer!
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Where did, "They musta seen you coming....." come from?
That way!-------> :) Lol.
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What the heck happened to El Soupy? I just saw a comment thread of his and realized he just fell off the face of the planet suddenly. Any news of this once-skyrocketing ladies-man 'bagger?
I think I saw him on yesterday, but I haven't seen him do much lately. He was funny!
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Was it because the USA joined in WW2 that made the Allieds win?
Yes. The industrial capacity of the US and it's huge resources in material and manpower, as well as it's 2-ocean Navy, were certainly huge factors in the overall victory. However, the other Allied nations played key roles in theaters no less important to winning the war where the Americans sent only token forces.
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Is it a truism that if you talk to even the nastiest person for a few mins, rationally, you ususally find some common ground on which a friendly conversation then builds? I ask because this happened recently w/ a neighbor.
I try to be nice to everyone. If they don't reciprocate, I'm even more nice to them. It drives them off:P
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Who would like to congratulate GTRAVELS for catching up on ALL the sleep she's missed aver the past year? (and I do mean ALL:)
Congrats, G!
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Of course we all think our kids are the greatest, but do you ever think one of yours might really BE special? So different from all the other kids, and people in general, that they are here for a special purpose?
I know a few kids like that at my Christian School.
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Who else thinks the new Leaderboards are cool and way better than the old ones? A round of applause for the untiring staff, please?
I do. I think it's better now.
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Where can you add money to Metrocards, besides at a vending machine, in Queens, NY?
I think there are certain deli's and stores where you can buy fully charged cards, but you can only add at a vend machine.
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How would you react if you got two -5s, three -3s, and a -1 (total -20) in under five minutes for saying that Coast and Dial soap both smelled very clean? What else can you do but laugh?
I guess there's some radical soapers out there;) Or maybe they are opposed to soap altogether?;)
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Why do XBOX360 games that have multiplayer modes that are terrible(worse than orig XBOX titles)focus many of their achievements on Multiplayer? If no one is playing them online anyway, how are we ever supposed to unlock them? And do we even care to?
They know you'll lose interest and find another game in 2 weeks anyway, so what do they care?
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Do you need a fishing licence to fish in New York(Queens)? They didn't require one when I moved away.
I don't think you do.
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Would anyone like to wish MYBROTHERBILO a Happy Birthday?
Thanks, MG! Didn't realize anyone cared:)
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What the heck just happened? My account got totally wrapped together with my son's, and my profile was deleted. All my info was burned except points and stuff. Are at least my name and avatar right? Help me, fellow Bagger's!
It's screwy, but you're not the only one.
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What are some signs that money is getting tight around your house?
The rats move out;)
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I come from a dysfunctional family. We are all so far away from each other now, contact is uncomfortable. The whole family,Grandma to 2nd cousins. I hardly feel related to anyone. How does this come to pass so easily between "loved ones?"?
Some families just weren't that strong to begin with.
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Will there come a day when some episode of Law and Order will be playing on every station, always, 24-7? And what is that "chung-chung" noise about?;)
Lol! Yes, probably! What is the fixation with that show? Chung-chung!
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Would anyone like to join me in wishing our very own AlanPro a happy birthday?
Happy B'day!
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What happens if two people flag a question, say, wrong category, and they both pick a category that better suits the question? Or if it's a dupe many times over and they both work?
If it goes to two different admins, I guess both might get it, and it would be categorised finally in the one that best suits it.
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Do you still get excited when you hear the Ice Cream Man coming up the street like when you were a kid? What is it about that corny music that touches our inner child?
Cherry Bombs. Mmmmmmmmm Mem-ories........:)
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Who sucks more: Dyson, or Oreck?
Oreck. All the way;)
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Does anyone remember "Wacky Packages"? How corny would kids today find those?
I do! LOL! Sail'Em Cigarettes, Raw-Goo Spaghetti Sauce....classic;)
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I just noticed that all my percentages(Q's, A's, Moderations, and %+/- ratings given, are 98%. How's that for consistant 'bagging?
Pretty smooth sailin'.
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What is the legality of answering a question like "How do I hotwire my car, HELP!" I'd like to help, but it seems to me like giving out burglar's and car thief's tips.
Yea, I'd refrain from posting such info on the net.
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Did Janis Joplin's backup band, Big Brother and the Holding Company, deliberately play that badly to make her sound better? They sound like the Grateful Dead in a blender;)
No, they just had really crappy equipment.
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Have you ever visited the World War Two Memorial Mall? What are some Must-see things while I'm there?
I've never been there, but I hear the sunset is nice to watch there.
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How sad is it when you see a poor dog with the gramophone cone on his head, and not adjusting well to it?;(
My cat Cuddlebeans has one right now.;(
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Tired of the same-ol', same-ol' Video games? If you could pick any subject for a new genre of video games, what would it be?
How about wreck diving, or like a swimming-with-sharks theme?
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What are some signs that money is getting tight around your house?
You're trying to pay for things with lintballs from your pocket;)
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Do you think XBOX360 games are too easy to finish?
Yea, I beat COD4 in about 2.5 days.
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Lookin' for somethin' diferent. What kinds of spices do you use for a dry-rub for Ribs and Chicken?
Fennel, mesquite, hickory, brown sugar, chipotle pepper, kosher salt, cracked black pepper, rosemary.
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Do you ever feel like the world is run by a bunch of "Damn Dirty Apes!"?
Lol! So long, Charton Heston.....we hardly knew ye.
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I want to start a pool on which About-to-kick-the bucket celebrity will oblige us next. The prize is a vicious positroll attack from Yours Truly. Post your choices here. Your guess must pass on within 30 days of date guessed. Want in?
I say Karl Malden, 30 days from today.
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Does anyone else wish Jax would come Bax?
Yes. She was cool.
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What are some signs that money is getting tight around your house?
You're using the unused container of Rogaine you tried 6 months ago that cost $50.00 as a dessert topping because it's near it's expiration date;)
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What's in the bottom of that barrel you're scraping?
Loose change;(
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What are some good leisure activities for middle-age folks these days? Looking for mild exersize and relaxation all wrapped up in a few things that are easy and fun to do.
Walking, rollerblading, tennis, bowling, bike riding.
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Is there anything more vaccuous than E! on televsion? I can't seem to get up to change it but I can feel my I.Q. dropping by the second:(
Maybe "Teletubbies", but that's about it;)
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Is the guy on the ShamWow commercial more annoying than Billy Mays?
You mean the guy who looks like a Lazy-eyed Psycho? He definately has a face made for radio, but his schpiel is pretty good.
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Who would like to wish for Fun to feel better today so she can enjoy her Bacon breakfast?
Me. Feel better Fun. Bacon Ahoy;P
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Does anyone else enjoy the freecreditreport.com commercials with the guys singing?
They say a man should dress up for the job he wants,
So why'm I dressed up like a Pirate, in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my i-dentity
now I'm out here every evenin' sellin' chowder and iced tea
Shouldda gone to FreeCreditReport.com
I couldda seen this comin' at me, like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and give you E-mail alerts
...
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Do you find riding Amtrak more relaxing than a long drive w/ kids in the car?
Yes. No traffic, no pee stops, no crackling radio stations..... pure bliss;)
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For those who have taken the SERVsafe or any other food manager's safety course, how did you come away feeling about the way things had been handled in your kitchen prior to taking the test?
Never took the safety course, but I hear creepy things about restaurants;P
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If a third-party developer was offering an AB add-on that would allow you to see who was trolling you, would you download it? How would your 'bagging change as a result?
I would, just to see them for who they are when I see their comments and answers to other people.
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A round of applause for the lovely and seldom-seen Shelby on reaching Guru?
Congratulations, Shelby!
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If you had a nice water view from your apt.(in a multiunit building) which was blocked in the summertime by foliage, would you sneak out there in the night with some clippers and do some clandestine pruning?
Hell yea. Sounds like fun ;P
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Has anyone besides me seen "Idiocracy"? Do you look at the people around you a little differently now?
Saw it. Loved it. Leary of morons;)
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How do parents feel when they discover that their 24 year old daughter is no longer a virgin...?
Relief that they're not getting this revelation at age 12, one would think.
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With gas prices being what they are, how many of you who have the option are taking Public Transpotration?
Not an option here. I wish it was.
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I live ten minutes from Shea Stadium. Is going to see a Mets game worth it these days, or are they in the dumps? I don't pay any attention to sports.
It's gotta be worth it just to get out on a nice late spring day, whoever wins.
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Besides energy drinks and coffee, what can give a person a boost of energy and also be healthy?
Bananas are full of potassium, and also good for you.
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Why does COOL WHIP only stay cool for like 15 seconds after you take it out of the refrigerator?
Lol! Yea, it's Lukewarm Whip;)
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Can anyone tell me who the first 10 Non-staff Answerbaggers were?
No, but I'm sure there's a way to find out by profile numbers.
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What celebrities have no right being celebrities?
This clown in NYC who was going around the country with a 9/11 Charity group calling himself "a NYC policeman who led 1,000's to safety on 9/11" and even having his phone number as "1-800-WTC-HERO" who was busted this weekend at a fund raiser by NY cops because it turns out he is a fraud who never graduated from police academy and was no where near the WTC on 9/11.
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Who would like to join me in congratulating a true gentleman and epitome of Guatemaleness, Barcaluv67, on becoming a Guru?
Congratulations, Barca!
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Do you think you could eat a 30 lb hamburger?
No, and it is not likely many humans could without some serious repercussions.
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Yesterday I had 150 Q's, 4000 A's, 6,200 Comments, and 700 Mods. How often do you think your AB odometer will read all round numbers like that?
Only when I started. All 0's.......:-)
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The weather here today is enough to piss off the Good Humor man. Can anyone relate? Yesterday was beautiful.
Cold and crappy here, too;(
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Are there any bona-fide World War 1 veterans still alive presently?
I think Winston Roche was the last one in the U.S. that was actually deployed overseas and not "shovelling sh** in Louisiana". There are probably some very old ones in Europe who were 15 or 16 at war's end who might still be kickin'.
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Can we please have another kissing-based question?
Lol. I hear ya. Way to spam the homepage. I noticed that, too.
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Which is your preference: Bagels, or Bialys?
MMMMM! Bialys! Toasted and buttered!
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Who would like to congratulate Richard Widmark for only just dying today? I thought he died 20 years ago;)
Rofl! Me too. So long, Richard. We hardly knew ye......:)
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Our lovely and charming " Vannie " has made it to 'Sage' . Will her AB friends join me in Congratulating her on her achievement?
Congrats, Vannie;)
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Is it only in my line of work, or do all companies these days expect those who are able to constantly pick up the slack of inferior personnel to save labor hours with no appreciable reward for doing so, other than the right to keep your shifts?
Nope. It's all of 'em. Downsizing means force multiplying.
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Are there any foods you just can't eat because their names sound funny?
Guacamole.
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What foods or delicacies can only be gotten where you live?
Pasties! MMMMMM, they're so good. Old ladies make them out of their houses and put signs on the road and people just come in and buy them. Kinda of a meat pie, like in Sweeney Tood. <shivers>;)
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What chemicals are used to decaffeinate coffee? Why does it leave behind that astringent aftertaste?
CO2, and something like dry-cleaning fluid, some kind of -ethylene. No wonder......
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If a nascar driver gets in a crash, does he need a new suit?
Oh, Yea. First ya say it, then ya do it.
"SHHIIIIIIIII***********!" ;)
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I've got the worst sore throat of my life.......Can someone just put me out of my misery?
I'll leave you a grenade. What you do with it is your business;)
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Ok so like 8 months ago, after a long and sickening battle, my husbands son came to live with us. Here's the problem, we have been married for 21 years, and have 5 kids together, the step-son is 16. What to do?
If you made it through the long and sickening battle, you'll make it through this. Treat him like a child who really needs help right now, as this is a trauma at a time when he will make choices that will follow him the rest of his life. Be pissed at your husband, not the child. If he needs to work a second or third job to support him, let him do so.
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RFlagg and his Minty Fresh Lobotomy has made Maestro.. could we all get together and offer him our congratulations? CONGRATS RFLAGG XX
Woot.
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If you have a high level, above 60, how much time do you generally spend on AB?
I spend about 2 hrs a day. No level 60+ yet;-)
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What do genital crabs eat?
Genitals. What else?
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Will the demand for Fake Rubber Dog Doo imported from China ever outstrip the Fake Dog Doo supply chain? What is the average yearly consumption per capita of Fake Dog Crap in the United States?
I hope not. I'd hate to see a Fake Dog Poo crisis! People lined up outside Spenser Gifts with their hats in their hands, hoping to bring home just enough Fake Dog Poo to keep their families going another day. Black Markets start springing up, and even faker Rubber dog doo would hit the streets at an inflated cost. Governments topple, and the world becomes a vast, Road-Warrior type...
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On air planes, what mechanism in a life jacket makes it inflate? After it has been used, can it be reused with the same inflatable capability?
CO2 canisters inflate the vest. In order to avoid lawsuits, I highly doubt an airline would re-use a vest for anything but instructional purposes.
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Are there any foods you just can't eat because their names sound funny?
Kumquats. 'Nuff Said.
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Should I feel badly that I just scored my first negative ranking? I didn't want to go there.
Nah. Trolls are out there. What're ya gonna do. I got a -5 today for a pretty honest answer.
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4 words you never want to hear?
My Husband is home.
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Would you care to join me in wishing all our Jewish baggers a happy Purim?
Happy Purim, Fun!
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Why do people stare at you incredulously when you tell them your restaurant is closed due to some emergency?(gas leak in area, whole grid shut down) The signs on the door are not enough, they have to bang on the glass and ask if we're open?
Because most are uncouth louts who can barely walk erect, let alone employ cognitive skills like reading the sign and observing the Con Ed trucks everywhere. It's easier to ask and kvetch.
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LOL! My last question meter under the q/a/search box just read "The last question was answered in -125 minutes!" How's THAT for service?
Yea. It's a new technology.Instant answering. The questions are now answered before you're even done typing them ;)~
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A girl I work with is a Paramedic. She dates only FDNY "Fiyuh-fightuhs", each a more, drunken, brawling oaf than the last, that treats her like crap and then dumps her. Are we really no better than goldfish? "Oooh! Look! A castle!..Oooh! Look! A castle!"
Lol! Yea, thats about the size of it. I know alot of girls like that, too.
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What in the name of all that is Holy is a Widget? Besides the little foward-facing razor-blade contraption from the '70's.
I think its a contraption you invent to solve a problem that no commercially-available product can do.
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What is your impression of guys who have belly button rings?
erm......
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If a person was parked in a no parking fire zone and someone hit his car would the person who hit him still be liable
Probably. It depends on the circumstances.
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I'm not ready for my son to be 10 next month. Where did the time go?
Under the bridge.
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Don't you hate when you come up with a question you are sure only your warped mind could conjure up, only to find it's a duplicate three times over? This really grinds my gears......;)
Lol. I don't get that much. :)
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I floated an idea in a comment thread last night for late-night users. In order to avoid the "doldrums" that occur each night, we form a L8-Nite Positroll Assoc. Anyone who is on late, and cares enough to answer, gets pts just because. Who wants in?
I'm in. It really does suck in here at night.
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Why does AB get so dreadfully quiet after 1:30AM?
I'm in! Late nite positrols unite;)
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Borat, funny or racist?
Funny all the way.
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What happens to the water that gets sucked into a jet engine during heavy weather?
I think it is what contrails are made of.
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Why do human bowels stop functioning when they become physically inactive? Like a person who is ill and bed-ridden - they have to be given stool softeners to keep them going? Cats lay around all day and it doesn't seem to effect them this way.
Because cats don't lay around eating Ho-ho's and pork rinds while watching Jerry Springer or Dr. Phil.
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Who do you surround yourself around? Who closest to you? Who do you wish was close to you?
My Dad...:)
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What size bike would be good for someone who is 5'1"?
A mini-bike;)
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Will you join me in congratulating our excellent ABer stillme on becoming our newest Maestro?
Congrats, Stillme.
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Gentlemen, do you know where your prostate is?
Yes. I am much more aware of it than I was 5 years ago;)
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Would you like to help me celebrate with Cuttergirl on her milestone of one year on AB?
Congrats Cuttergirl!
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What is an unquestionable deal breaker for you in a relationship?
She's a crack ho.
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What is the lightest kind of beer?
Rolling Rock is practically water with head.
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If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be?
Corn.
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Has anyone ever taken the new ServeSafe course? I have to renew after 10 years. How much of this huge book they gave me to study do I really have to absorb?
It's alot of material, but the test itself is easy. They want you to participate mostly to scare you to death with restaurant horror stories so you'll be sufficiently mortified and take it back to your restaurant with you.
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Do you think 2pac is still alive?
Yes. After the first shooting which cost him a testicle, he staged his own death and is now living under the assumed name "1pac" ;)
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Whats Your Favorite Type Of Weather?
Cool and a little damp. Camping weather......
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How many calories do you need a day to survive?
Subsistance level is about 500 calories. You need at least 1,200 do perform any physical tasks.
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Do you have a fun picture of you that really shows your personality? Can I see it?
Here ya go;)
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What do you do to kill time in an airport with a 2 hour layover and only 10 dollars?
If you even think the word "kill" in an airport, you will probably be detected by some sensor, tackled to the floor by Security, and then tied to a chair and interrogated ruthlessly for hours by Air Marshal staff. I'd say go to the bar and have half a drink, since that's all you're gonna get for $10 in an airport. Sip slowly and try not to think any bad words;)
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Cable co. won't answer phone. Anyone know how to re-boot an Explorer 3250 HD box from Scientific Atlanta?
Try holding down the Power button for 5 seconds. It should shut off, and reboot.
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If you could create an animal by combining 2 other animals, what woulf it be and what would you call it?
A Jackalope. They always look so cool at the TGIFridays on the wall;)
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Do you think they should leave this poor girl alone in the Spitzer case? NY1 is outside her apt. building, interviewing neighbors and passersby to see if anyone is uneasy with her living there, and blowing up her myspace page. This is tabloidism, not news
Yes. If she's legally liable, let the police handle it. Why picket her house like she targeted and took down the Governor? He called her. He paid. He made a million promises and theats and then got caught sodding off. Let her in peace, for f**k's sake.
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Eliot Spitzer just announced his resignation as Governor of New York after getting caught in a prostitution scandal. What do you think was running through his wife's mind as she stood by his side?
I hope he enjoyed the use of his genitalia because once we get home, he won't have it anymore.
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What is a "rigamarole"? Have you ever gone through one?
I think it's like a "song and dance".
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Michael Clayton: What's the big whoop? I didn't see anything oscarworthy, and I like Tilda Swinton. What was your impression of this film?
The end was pretty good, though.
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What is the prize for being "Most Inquisitive"? Is it really worth spamming the home page with mindless drivel questions? (see answer for details)
I noticed this the other day. Seriously folks, stop doing this.
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How do I tell my co-worker, whose body is rotting on them, that they stink, keeping in mind this is the result of their cancer?
I'm sure they already know, and are unable to do anything about it, and unable to stop working as well. No need to let him know again. If it is unbearable, ask to be moved.
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Who would like to join me in a cheer to Lippycow, our most recent Maestro?
Congratulations!
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We Life Penguins are about to embark on a diet plan for the betterment of our health. We would like to appeal to our fellow baggers, who helped bring us together after all, for some alternative low-fat meals subbing flavor for fat. Thanks, Guys;)
How's about Applebee's Weight-Watchers menu!!!! LOL:)
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Why is a distinction made between a state-issued Driver licence and a state-issued Identification card for identity purposes? I had to get my girlfriend to sign an Affidavit of Identification vouching for me to get a passport.
It's just another facet of life they can scrutinize and control. Welcome to the Patriot Act.
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I have a very good friend who's been helping me with the most difficult time of my life. She's wonderful and so supportive, I feel almost guilty that she is always making sure I'm ok (never thinks of herself) I want to do something nice 4 her, any ideas?
Take her to dinner and a movie.
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What are your thoughts on Gov. Eliot Spitzer's bombshell(Involved in a prostitution ring) in New York today? What kind of political fallout could this have, being an election year?
Holy Crap! That's just unbelieveable. I'm watchin' the news coverage on it right now. Whatta jackass.
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Are the numbers of questions and answers on AB indicated by the # at the end of it's URL? Are they in the order they were asked/answered?
I tink so. There's about 2.5 million q's.
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What favorite foods from "way back when" that are still available on the market still taste as good as they did back then?(e.g. Entenmann's Cakes)
Big League Chew! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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What would be a really bad name for a funeral director?
Mr McFeely;)
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My fiancee , 300 miles away in college has a boyfriend that she makes out topless with. When I asked if that was cheating, "YES!" was the overwhelming answer, along with some not good opinions of me. Am I REALLY dumb to stay engaged to her?
ERM........This q couldda ended at the first period. I had all the info I needed.
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Does anyone else miss or even remember Good-n-Fruity's? They were so much better than Good-n-Plenty's. Why'd they discontinue them and not the others?
I just read a review that says they are not the same, more like jelly beans. Crap....I wanted some:(
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Is AB becoming something like a despotic state where if you say something that some do not agree with the secret points police come out and punish you at the downgrade stake?
Not suer. but I just had a perfectly good question get rejected as spam/offensive after 3 days, 24 answers, and like 100 pts.
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How big is the server that holds all this gas we vent? It boggles my mind to think someone pays for all this stuff to remain online, readily available, FOREVER!
Must be huge;)
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How old does a child have to be to ride unattended on AMTRAK? (Given arrangements are made by the parents)
I think around 9.
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Did Pabst ever win a “Blue Ribbon?” What did they ever do to deserve a “Blue Ribbon?”
They recieve a short plug by Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet: "Miller! Fu** Miller! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"
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Some nasty, scum-ridden customer shat all over the toilet, seat, wall, and floor of the Applebee's bathroom tonite, tracking it into the dining room, where it was stepped on by a server. Seriously, folks, Who are these people? This ain't the first time...
It's probably some kids on a dare.
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Some nasty, scum-ridden customer shat all over the toilet, seat, wall, and floor of the Applebee's bathroom tonite, tracking it into the dining room, where it was stepped on by a server. Seriously, folks, Who are these people? This ain't the first time...
Two words. Nasty Fockers.
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Who would like to thank the AB staff for whatever tweaks they did to make the upload/dload speed on here WAY faster? I was beginning to think it was my computer.......;)
Hell Yea! This rules.....:)
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What happened to Ron Paul?
It was exposed that he was actually RuPaul, made up to look like a white man. Enthusiasm waned dramatically......;)
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It's gtravels one year AB Anniversary today!! Would anyone care to join me in congratulating my life penguin on this other match made in heaven?;)
Ooops. Delete:(
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What is is about marijuana use that leads to chronic urinary infections?
Sitting around too baked to get up and go to the bathroom.:)
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You've invited someone special over fror dinner at your place. Where it goes from here depends on the meal you cook. What's your "sweep 'em off their feet" dish?
Corn dogs, Corn Muffins, and Corn on the Cob. I'm not gettin' any, am I?
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It's gtravels one year AB Anniversary today!! Would anyone care to join me in congratulating my life penguin on this other match made in heaven?;)
Congrats, Gtravels! Way to go!
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NY state - My daughter and her b-f have somehow entered my house when I was at work. I called the police and was told that if she's a legal resident of my house, she can enter any way she wants. And, she can bring him there and there's nothing I can do!
Unles a crime was committed, they're right. If you don't want them there, you've got to legally throw her out of the house, so she's no longer a legal resident.
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Which movie do you like more, 300 or Fight Club?
300. All the way.
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What were the civilian casualties in Russia during World War One?
About 5 million.
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If it's true that "you are what you eat." What are you?
A cornball.
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How do you deal with someone who hates you, refuses to talk about it, or reconsider?
Find a new person to befriend.
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What ever happened to "Mrs. Coffee"? ;)
She's ground up and in the freezer. :o)
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I am out of cigarettes and have decided not to buy more. Will anyone wish me luck and send prayers/positive thoughts my way?
Woot. Good Luck.
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How long will it be before some cheeseball porn king makes an X-rated version of the new Dr. Seuss movie, entitled "Whoreton hires a Ho"?
DOH! Delete.
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Military Channel Fans: Are you tired of watching the same show every three hours? Who thinks it's time for them to come up with some new fare?
Yep. If I see World War Two Battlefront: Okinowa one more tine I'm gonna hurl!
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Someone at work said to me the other day, "She has the personality of a brick." It occurred to me that bricks get laid, regularly. Do you know any other sayings that make no sense?
Greatest thing since Sliced Bread. What is so great about sliced bread? You take bread, ya get a knife, and ya slice it. Big whoop. The Pyramids, the Great Wall of China, even a frickin' Lava Lamp, to me, is greater than sliced bread.
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Have you ever been left "in the Lurch"? Where exactly is that? Why is it so bad to be left there?
I always picture someone lying in the bottom of a sinking whaleboat, clinging to the raw wooden ribs of the boat while rising water sloshes underneath him, to the rhythm of the lurching waves.
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When you turn over a new leaf, what's on the other side of it? And what was so bad under the last one you turned over?
Sometimes there's an inchworm or a slug under there....<shudders>
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Who are these people who "take the cake"? And where do they take them?
I take them, to the bakery, to go hang with other cakes.
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They're thinking of making a 4th Bourne movie, with no book to go by, and against the even the pleas of Matt Damon. Called what? Bourne Again? Shouldn't movie makers be regulated somehow so that these bombs just don't get made?
Lol. Bourne Again.
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Today is my one year anniversary here on AB. Have I done anything FUN or helpful for you?
We love you, Fun:)
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How long will it be before some cheeseball porn king makes an X-rated version of the new Dr. Seuss movie, entitled "Whoreton hires a Ho"?
Lol, like "Shaving Ryan's Privates";)
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With all the drivel pouring out of Hollywood every three days, how many of you are tired of phrases like "Must-see Comedy of 2008", or "The feel-good event of the season"?
I am. Even the movies they purport to be "award-worthy" are drivel these days. When you make 30 movies a month, what are the chances of ANY of them being good?
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I have not recieved a W-2 from an old employer who has since closed down. How do I file my taxes, I have my old paycheck stubs, I was only employed with them for 3 months and made just over 2000.00.
Go to www.irs.gov there is a place to request replacement W-2's, but you will NOT be able to file electronically with it.
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If you were a Cereal Killer, which cereal would you kill first?
King Vitamin. That guy's like 110 anyways;)
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Hitler had dark hair, dark piggy eyes and a ludicrous moustache. Moustache apart (that was just plain stupid), did no-one notice he was not the "Aryan Ideal" he aspired to create?
That was his main selling point in blaming the Jews for everything. They had been in Western Europe for 600 years, so there really were no real "Germans" left. The whole concept of being a "German" was only a few decades old(Germany had been a bunch of loosely allied fiefdoms ruled by princes of some line of royalty or another before the 1870's) and he started having...
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How to properly put out a lit blunt for later use?
Let it burn out.
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We just got back from seeing "There will be Blood". Anyone have any thoughts about it? I'm still processing it myself.
Except for the fact that there was, indeed, blood, it was kinda long and ponderous.
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When will halo 4 be released?
When it is finished serving it's sentence.....
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So is this Government Tax Rebate to stimulate the economy actually gonna happen, or is it still getting ironed out?
Sometime in May or June, I hear.
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What are your favorite foods at Applebee's that you just have to go there to get? I ask because I've worked there 10 yrs, and I just don't get it.
The Cowboy Burger and the Boneless Honey BBQ wings....MMMMMMM.
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What did it say on the last "message T-shirt" that you got?
Look, I'm awake, outta bed, and dressed. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
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If God decided to send Jesus down one more time where do you think he would choose to have him born and raised?
Bethlehem, PA.
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What is your next level and how many points untill you reach it?
About 100
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What exactly happened in Kosovo on Sunday? My son and I were in Times Square and it was a zoo with all these people waving Red and Black flags.
It was still a good time.
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Would anyone care to join me in wishing my darling life penguin, MG1942 a Happy Birthday?
Happy Birthday, Dad;)
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(In the spirit of What Not to Wear) Can you suggest some episode ideas for my new The Learning Channel show, "What Not to Eat", where the contestants get $5,000 to eat out for 2 days and then tracks their activity back to the bathroom? ;)
White Castle. 'Nuff Said.
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This is my 100th question. I have answered 3534 questions, a 3500% difference. I really have a hard time coming up with "good" questions. What does this say about my personality? Does this make me a "Know-it-all"?
Nah. it just means you know a little about a bunch of things.;)
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Has anyone here ever killed and ate their own farm animal, here? Cow? Pig? Chicken? How did you find the experience?
yes a pig/ chcken from my stepdad's friend.
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Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?
No why have you.
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Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?
NO
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What is the British Air Force called?
Royal Air Force
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On Guitar Hero III Playstation 2....is there anyway to get new songs by skipping over the boss song instead of beating it?
Yes. But you won't beat the game because you'll have to go back and do them anyway at some point.
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(In the spirit of What Not to Wear) Can you suggest some episode ideas for my new The Learning Channel show, "What Not to Eat", where the contestants get $5,000 to eat out for 2 days and then tracks their activity back to the bathroom? ;)
I'm sure there's an episode in those little Falafel carts on the side of the streets of NYC with the little Cat Kebabs. MMMMMMMM! You might as well eat those while sitting on the bowl;)
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Would you want your body donated or buried when you die?
Lol. You could probably donate mine to Science Fiction;)
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Statistically, some poor schmuck has to graduate at the bottom of every med school class. Who is that guy? And do I possibly have an appointment with him tomorrow?
Yes. The proctologist with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows who sticks his head out the door and says, "Send in the next a$$hole...";)
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The intelligent Arisztid is now a Maestro! Would you like to join me in congratulating him?
Congrats, Ariztid!
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Gtravels and I just got back from drinks and lunch with FUN in Greenwich Village. Is anyone jealous that we got to meet this lovely young lady?
Next week it's US in NYC;)
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What is the most pretentious word you can think of?
Campy
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I just met Gtravels and MG for drinks and dinner. Can I tell you how wonderful they are?
Woot. That's my Dad and Stepmom;) Thought this question could use a "bump" ;-)~
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Whats your favorite language?
German.
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Two aliens observe Earth and one says to the other...?
"Dude, did you fart?" The other replies, "No, man, we're over New Jersey.";)
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Would anyone care to lay odds on whether or not the Leaderboard Point Totals will update this week?
5:2 in favor of update at 3:00 am.
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What kind of items would you find in an inconvenience store?
The shelves would be 15 feet off the floor, and you'd have to ask a clerk to get a ladder to get things off them for you. OH! WAIT! There is one! It's called Sam's Club;)
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Do you think answerbag should add the ability to text, message etc other members, or at least chat?
Nah. You can get in touch with people easily enough. This is a Q and A site, not a chatroom.
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My life penguin, MG1942, has just reached Maestro!! Would you care to join me in congratulating him on joining this illustrious circle?
Wow. Congrats, MG1942!;)
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Experienced answers only please. I just got my XBOX360 back from repairs(3 red lights). Now it is very noisy. Is this normal?
Mine sounds like a vaccuum cleaner all the time;)
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What cliche drives you nuts?
Because I said so.
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Does anyone else think Daniel Day Lewis is one of the best actors currently gracing the Silver Screen?
Oh yea, I forgot "My Left Foot". Also a great movie.
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How would you feel if a user with whom you felt had a good rapport turned out to be the sock puppet, or off-brand, of a user with whom you've had issues in the past?
I'd laugh that they were such wusses they need to hide behind a sock puppet to be cool;)
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Have you ever had a funny misunderstanding with a fellow bagger? I just had one with slothmister. What was your story?
Yes. Just a little confusion with my Dad;)
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What would be a really bad name for an AB level?
I'd go with Gasbag;)
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Does anyone else find that the time you pick to post a question affects how much activity that question will ultimately get?
Yes. There are some dead times when a question can really tank.
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If you dropped a five dollar bill in the toilet, would you fish it out?
Unless I had just dropped a deuce, yes;)
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Does anyone else think Daniel Day Lewis is one of the best actors currently gracing the Silver Screen?
Yes. "Gangs of New York" ruled.
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When you ask a question that you see has been answered do you still ask it?
No. It's called a duplicate, and will inevitably be combined with the older question, so what's the point?
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Anyone ever use one of those Over-the-Counter system-flush drinks like they sell at GNC to pass a urinalisys? I see them all over and people layin' down the $30.00. Do they work?
Nope, never needed to;)
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Should there be a sub-category within Congratulating Answerbaggers for users who would like to congratulate themselves?
No, but I see your point. What is with the rash of people asking their own congratulations questions, and for SAGE no less!? There's like 140 Sages. Perhaps we should all just stop feeding in to self-congrats questions.
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What would you do if you saw someone wearing an Answerbag tshirt?
Point and laugh;)
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What's the wrong way to come out of the closet?
Naked.
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Who would like to join me in a moment of silence, starting at 1:15am EST, for those who are in the penalty box presently?
Tomorrow, same time;)
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Anyone else want to help me give Captain Jack Sparrow his birthday spankings?
Yarrrrrhhh, Happy Birthday;)
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Hi fellow ABers. Just want you to know that my friend Alanpro777 is now a Maestro! Would you like to join me in congratulating him for his fine achievement?
Congrats, Alanpro;)
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"Forewarned is fore-armed" Given the current climate in AB, is anyone plannning on going East Coast-al Postal at the NY AB Convention? ;)
Nope. I'm good.
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When going to the toilet for a poo, do you stay sat down, or stand up? Sounds strange, but most people are shocked when others don't do it the same way as themselves!
I poo in the litter box;)
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Who would win – John Rambo or Walker, Texas Ranger?
Rambo would own Walker.
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Where are my socks?
Behind the couch.
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How do you get rid of bad stomach gas?
Simethicone (usually sold as baby drops) helps break up the gas.
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Why do people "Put their pants on one leg at a time, like everybody else"? There's got to be at least a few people hopping around like idiots trying to do both at once, no?
I try not to put them on at all....:)~
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What are some things that aren't worth your time?
Homework!;)
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Do NYC residents pay a "local tax" like residents of PA do?
Yes, but it's part of your State return.
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What would be some good tag-lines for the release of 61-yr-old Sylvester Stallone's latest "RAMBO" installment?
RAMBO......."Hey, slow down! whatt're ya, tryin' to get us all killed, or something!?"
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Have you ever suspected that Chex Party Mix is actually floor sweepings from the Snack Factory floor?
Aww, MAN! I love that stufr......;(
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What would be some good combinations of cable channels that would get men and women to watch simultaneously? (e.g. the Military/Baby channel for Gtravels and I;)
How about ESPNygen!;)
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Would you accept a humansize heart of a rat grown in the labaratory as a heart transplant?any particular reason why you would or would not?
Yea! I love rats;)
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Do you drink tea
Arizona Iced Tea.....MMMMM.
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Are $100 bills longer than $1 bills?
They last longer, that's for sure;)
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Would you accept $100 million, if it meant you'd die in 20 years?
No way. I'm way too young to take THAT deal;)
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Which machine gun from WWII that the Nazi's had which had the most fearsome sound to the Allied forces?
The Maschinengewehr 1942, or MG-42 in allied nomenclature.
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Why won't the "lava" in my lava lamp stop sticking to the stop? I shook it eleventy million times!!
Sounds like it's Kaput;(.....
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How do you get an old pc to stop running in MS DOS Mode?
Linux, Baby! ;)
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Can a firm fire an employee for criticizing them on-line or in writing, even if it is done so out of working hours?
I'm sure they have weighed all the legal ramifications before making their decision. Companies rarely take risks in that department unless they are pretty sure they've got the high ground.
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Would you give a shout out to our "Sweetcakes" who earned her Maestro badge today? Thank You!
Congrats, Sweetcakes;)
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With the Answerbag T-shirts now on the market, what other AB products would you like to see?
How 'bout A.B.T.P.? There's enough crap floating around in here......;)
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What part of your body would be rejected if you tried to donate it to science?
My Dad always says he's donating his body to Science Fiction.;)
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Can money buy unhappiness?
Look at that guy who won the Powerball, then his grandaughter OD'd on heroin because he was giving her money, then he gets swindled by some stripper for 500,000, then he gets sick.......Another one where they were both dead within 5 years. Money is ephemeral.
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Have you ever unchecked your ratings box so you just receive answers and comments? If so, how did it feel? If not, would you consider it?
Nah, I just ignore the crap. the Mark all as Read tab is my friend;)
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I want to take sexy pix for my boyfriend but well....Im rather plump. Can chubby girls be sexy because from what i get told all the time is that im ugly i need to die stuff like that.
soooo can chubby girls be sexy
I prefer chunky girls, and I'm sure if you ask most men when they're not near their friends, they'll say the same.
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Who else here knows what a "Rainbow Cookie" is, and do they have them where you live?
MMM.....Rainbow cookies....;)
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Which ABer do you think has the most knowledge on the widest variety of subjects?
Apparently, my sister, ChloeeeeeBabyyyyy, because she thinks she knows everything;)
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The AB imposter is on the prowl again. User names and avatars are being hijacked to create new, bogus accounts. Will you join me in watching out for each other and flagging the imposter's posts?
I am on the lookout. One shot, one kill!
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What are some signs that your doctor graduated at the bottom of his medical school class?
He has a bear trap on his desk, with a sign on the that says "All complaints, push red button." ;)
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Is there a structured way of thinking outside the box?
That sounds alot like a box to me....;)
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Are you still friends with the people you met in school?
Yes. They are my best friends.
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If a thought is truly "Unthinkable", how did it ever get thought of in the first place?
Ow. Where's the Tylenol?
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(Excerpt from Comcast Homepage) "Man puts out fire with Aunt's XL undies." What other unintended uses can you think of for granny panties?
Filtering Moonshine;) EW!
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I think that I've been pretty active on Answerbag during the short time that I've been a member. How come I am still a level 1 beginner?
It goes by fast. You'll see.;)
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How do the blind tell the difference between a $1 bill and a $100 bill?
I've heard that they fold them different ways for different bills.
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Humor please. Rumor has it Microsoft is trying to break into the 60 + yrs. old demographic. Who would care to spitball a few geriatric XBOX360 game concepts?
I got another one: Rambo 4: The Game;)
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Humor please. Rumor has it Microsoft is trying to break into the 60 + yrs. old demographic. Who would care to spitball a few geriatric XBOX360 game concepts?
How about Extreme Bathroom Racing! You get to plot your route to a place and then locate all the possible bathroom stops along the way to your destination(i.e. the Post Office), then start your engines and try to get there with as few stops as possible;)
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Complete the sentence: High School Musical is...
.......like nails on a blackboard......for an hour and a half.
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What does "the sun never sets on British soil" mean?
That no matter what time of day it was, the sun was shining on some part of the Empire.
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Serious answers only, Please. Is it rational to have access to decent health care, but not go to the doctor unless you are absolutely dying? I ask because I've had many "minor"(I think) things happen in the last 5 years.
I hate going to the doctors. Seems rational enough to me;)
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How long should an AB member be gone before he or she is considered "missing in action"?
My sister goes long periods without signing in, but she still dabbles. 2 months sounds good.
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What do you think Call of Duty 5 will be like?
You will actually be drafted, handed a rifle, and sent to Iraq.
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Opinions here. What character flaws must a person have to come in here and start cloning the Leaderboard from the top to go "Joy-trolling"? What is missing in their lives?
They just take the whole thing a little more seriously than is healthy.
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My aunt heard a mother who named her newborn daughter "Latrine". What is the worst name you've ever heard a child be named?
Aquanetta.
There are also several "Sal Minella" listings in the local phone directory;)
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Would you buy a store-brand product with the brand-name Fayco?
It's better than Crap-ola;)
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Does anyone else think that the leaderboard reflects the time spent by users here, and not necessarily their brilliance?
Absolutely. Same thing with my XBOX360 live. All the higher ranked people have simply got way more time on their hands than I do.
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What land incorporates northern parts of norway, sweden, finland, and russia.
Lappland.
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Who wants to join me in celebrating Retroglide's newly appointed Guru-ness?
Congrats. Sorry so late;)
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Drastic has just made Maestro! Would you like to join me in congratulating AB's resident heartthrob?
Congrats!
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If everyone looks behind all the milk containers to find the latest dated carton, who is the poor slob who ends up buying the ones in front?
My mom, I think. Our milk is always iffy.
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What happens if you cut the cheese in a Kosher Deli?
They have to burn it down and start from scratch....lol:-)
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How did they come up with the name Deviled Eggs, and Deviled Ham?
Because of the devilish odor that results from them:)
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My Rabbits urine is white is that to be concerned about?
It means that he is not dehydrated and is healthy.
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Does anyone remember Hardcore T.V., an R -rated version of Mad tv that was on HBO circa 1990? If so, is it available anywhere?
Yes, I do! It was hilarious!! "This Old Whorehouse" was great!
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Do you ever feel like "If everything is going according to plan, it's an ambush."?
Definately can relate.
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Can you see your town on Google Earth, or is there just a bunch of textures where it should be?
I'm in the sticks, so there's just a bunch of sticks where mine should be;)
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What is your favorite Broken Lizard film ? I nominate Beerfest;)
I loved Beerfest, too.
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Wanna Laugh? I just checked the Comcast home page real quick and saw this : "Two men held in tainted pet food case." Who thinks someone should let the poor bastards out before they get sick?
Yes, please let them out. That is cruel and unusual punishment!;)
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Let's here it for Sage Katie who finally earned her Sageness today!!
Cobgratulations, Katie!
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Will anyone join me in applauding Talim is your New Messiah..... for making Sage? I just noticed that no one else noticed!;)
Congratulatins, Talim;)
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Anyone like to join me in a round of applause for Tomsims reaching SAGE? Great Job, Tom! Keep rockin' on;)
Belated congrats, Tomsims;)
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Who do you feel you need to make amends to?
Hopefully no one. I am a Christian, and I've been pretty good.
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Our amazing and wonderful Grammy Robin has just reached the impressive level of Brain! How about we all give her a nice big congratulations?
Congratulations, Grammy!
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What all do I need to buy for a 1' long Ball Python and how long will it be before he gets like 3-5ft? I ask because my son wants one and I know not from reptiles and snakes:-)
They will be 3-5 feet in about 3 years.
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Well, she's finally gone and done it! Who would like to join me in congratulating the one and only Fun on becoming a Guru?
Congratulations, Fun! Gu-ru that voodoo that you do so well;)
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Stableboy is now a Maestro! Would you like to join me in congratulating him?
Congratulations, Stableboy!
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Who sings the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" that gets played on the radio all the time these days? It's been buggin' me for days.
Fergie I think.
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If you are a hunter, which method would you prefer: firearm or bow and arrow?
Different season......different method;)
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Why would someone uprate a previously downrated answer from a member who has used bigoted, discriminatory, or derogatory descriptions in their answers? Terms such as retard, tranny, etc.
Short attention span?
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Spam or Bacon?
lol;)
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Know any good recipies for making"End's Meat"?
Well, first, ya steal some meat........;)
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My life penguin, gtravels, just made Guru! Who would like to join me in congratulating her?
Oops! Sorry! That was supposed to be a comment;)
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My life penguin, gtravels, just made Guru! Who would like to join me in congratulating her?
Congratulations, Glori!
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My life penguin, gtravels, just made Guru! Who would like to join me in congratulating her?
+2;)
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Have you ever recieved your "Walking Papers", or a "Pink Slip"?
Nope, never had a job;)
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What would be the names of some game shows that never got aired on television? (ie: Wheel of Misfortune)
The Bong Show......:)
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Who would like to join me in congratulating Peterpam on becoming a maestro?
congrats, Peterpam;)
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You know it's never good when the medical examiner shows up;( What must the Medical Examiner's family life be like?
Yea! Probably pretty creepy having the County Coroner's vehicle pull up in the driveway each night.....;)
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If you had to give your sense of humor a biological age, what would it be?
9, like my real age;)
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I'm about to answer my 3000th Question........who's is it gonna be?
How bout one of mine?;)
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What is a fez?
It is a hat worn by Turks and other middle/far eastern peoples.
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What is a "moderation" point?
They are points you get for helping the site stay clear of duplicates and nonsense.
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Has anyone else heard that this is the last year we are doing Daylight Savings Time?
Good. I hate when it gets dark at 4:30 in the afternoon;)
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Who wants to join me in congratulating Cazhead for reaching Sage?Congratulations Cazhead!
Congrats, a little late, Cazhead;)
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Can a wrong ever be a right?
Yes. When bad things happen to bad people it is justice.
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Would you like to wish a very happy birthday to AB-Joel?
Happy Birthday, Joel;)
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If you could go back in time and meet any one person in history, who would it be, why would you choose them, and what would you talk about?
I'd like to spend some time talking to Dwight Eisenhower, and George Marshall.
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Wow. Fun just gave me my 22,000th point. Have you ever been stuck on an even(round) number of points in here for a few hours or days?
Yes, I was stuck on 250 for a good bit;)
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Who was the original "Overstock.com" spokeswoman, and where did she go? The new one is cute, but the first one was absolutely stunning.
I don't know her name, but I agree she was a smokin' hottie;)
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How do you get a guys attention?
The whole plunging towards the ocean upside down from 40,000 feet, on fire thing kinda puts me ill at ease;)
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Who would like to congratulate my dear friend and wonderful bagger Carmella on her ascent to the grand heights of Guruhood?
Congrats, Carmella! Shoot for Swami now;)
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My poor, exhausted Life Penguin, gtravels, battled 6 1/2 hrs of NJ/NY traffic today, all so I could see my son this weekend. Who out there thinks this makes her an exceptional Stepmom?;)
Definately! Thx, Glori;)
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What movie has the most quotable quotes? (e.g. Use the force...etc.,)
Spaceballs. "I'm a Mawg. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend;)"
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Can you live without your cell phone for one week?
Yes. Just not my XBOX;)
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I've been without cable since moving 11 days ago. 3 more days till they install. Can you guys just tell me what's going on on cable so I'll feel a little better? Especially the History Channel;)
Don't worry, Dad. It's almost over;)
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Should we start an Answerbag category to memorialize or eulogize Baggers who have passed away? The whole Blank Savage thing made me think of it.
It sounds like a nice idea.
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I'd like to propose an new category to house all these,"Are you naked right now" questions. How's about a Freebagging subcategory in Answerbag users?
Sounds good 2 me;)
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What do fake breasts FEEL like? To touch from a man's perspective in comparison to real breasts? What do they feel like on your body from a woman's perspective, in comparison to real breasts?
My policy is thus: If I get to play with them, they're real;)
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It's everyone's favorite Yenta, Gtravels' birthday today! Anyone wanna join me in wishing her all the best on her special day?
Happy Bithday from Chloe, too;)
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Where does the cliche, "The proof is in the pudding" come from?
Bill Cosby? ;)
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It's everyone's favorite Yenta, Gtravels' birthday today! Anyone wanna join me in wishing her all the best on her special day?
Happy Birthday, Glori! Thank you for making my Dad so happy;)
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Will anyone join me in applauding Talim is your New Messiah..... for making Sage? I just noticed that no one else noticed!;)
Congratulations, Talim, a little late! I saw this question in my Dad's profile page;)
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Anyone like to join me in a round of applause for Tomsims reaching SAGE? Great Job, Tom! Keep rockin' on;)
Congrats, Tom! Keep up the good work!
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Babycakes has finally flirted her way to a new level! You are all invited to party with her at a Maestro Ball being held in her honor! Who wants to congratulate her as we watch her stroll down the red carpet?
Congratulations, Babycakes! Maybe someday I'll be a Maestro! LOL!
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Can you share some good news with me?
I'm gonna get to see my Dad this weekend;)
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Have you ever felt like a pill is stuck in your throat? Is it really, or just feel that way?
I think they just feel stuck.
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What would your viking name and personality be? Please see my answer for the link.
Knorr Strongthews.
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What is your favorite mustard on a roast beef sandwhich?
Honey dijon. MMMMM!
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What's your favorite flavor of jerky? Mine is teriyaki and Sesame ginger!! Yummmm...
There is tons of jerky in PA. I got some really good teriyaki with my Dad at the gun show last week. MMmmmmmm!
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Should cell phones be banned in the movies?
I think so. It's rude.
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Where are you right now, and what is the weather like outside?
I'm in Chambersburg, Pa and it's rainy and muggy out.
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Will anyone join me in applauding Talim is your New Messiah..... for making Sage? I just noticed that no one else noticed!;)
Good Job, Talim!
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How do you jump off the Empire State Building and survive?
With a parachute;)
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If you could build a house out of any kind of food, what would it be?
Chinese chicken and broccoli. With egg rolls for columns;)
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Can you name just one pet peeve that you have?
I hate it when my sock is not on straight;)
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Do you sometimes find people with less money more generous than people with money? If so, why do you think they are like that?
Because what they do have is not much.
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
because it doesn't become active until it dries.
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Cats or dogs?
I like dogs better.
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