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where to find a cool HDMI Cable suitable for girl use ?
I don't even know what you're asking
just buy some shit from Amazon
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Where can I find a touchpad stylus pen for my Apple iPad which allows me to use at a natural drawing angle?
Not applicable
You should've gotten a real tablet
the only thing they have are Nubs that act like fingers
nothing that actually works like a Wacom
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Is it possible to obey Jesus Christ in all things?
No- because Jesus wasn't human (nor exist) and you are a human.
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When people sign off their facebook after you say hi on chat, what does that mean?
It means that they love you for all their life and can't wait to talk to you. In fact you guys will probably go to the State Fair tomorrow and have a wonderful montage of memories
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I must admit, I like almost every song from Taylor Swift, that she ever recorded? and I listen to a lot of different types of music...
Slapping a question mark randomly in a sentence does not make it a question.
Flagged
don't care if your question is in the extras
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You know you are lonely when _________ ?
You jack off on your own face and pretend it's someone else's
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How do you feel when you hear that a gang banger has been shot and killed?
Can always appreciate a good Gang Bang
But if you're talking about Gang Rapist that's a different story
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If asoldie accidently kills a baby in time of war ,should he be considered or Labeled a"BABYKILLER"?
In before tons of answers that include the word "Abortion"
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If you are a follower of Christ, can you pick and choose which commandments you want to keep?
Yep - do what you will it's your life to live.
Not some fake ass entity in the clouds.
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Christians only. Is it sinful for a man to wear womens lingerie?
Nope, do what you want who cares?
If it makes you feel sexy then go for it
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I want to transfer a file 6gb long over the internet, can anyone suggest a good FREE and fast way to do that?
That is a long ass file
so long
so very
very
long
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What do muslims think about bin laden growing his own weed as this means he was not a clean living muslim and so he didnt live by the koran
what the fuck are you even talking about?
Also - Koran - hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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How to set my psp buttons to their default functions whenever I use my psp other than games the X button became the cancel button while the O button became the enter button,
Actually those are the default settings.
In Japan "O"'s are like Check marks and "X" is the same in both regions.
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Can solar panels generate enough energy for household use?
If you feel like dropping 30k into running your "Average" home (Heating and Air, Fridge, Water Heater, Computers) It can take a lot
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ANDROID OR APPLE??
Niether
Windows Phone
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“It is an interesting and demonstrable fact, that all children are atheists and....
Not entirely true.
Though most would go their lives without believing
One would start to think of gods and such.
That's how religion came to be in the first place.
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Does the fact that judges wear robes like priests tell us that from the earliest humans believe rule of law has a divine source?
That is an extremely loose assumption you've made there.
Although, yes, early humans did take religion as law (and a lot of them still do)
the connection made between judges and priests seems to be a bit over thought.
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I have two daughters named Destiny and Heaven and for my third girl I want a name that goes well w/ the others what would you pick?
"Hahahahahah"
That's what comes to mind after reading the first 2 names.
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How do I see the good light of having the abortion I just went through with? I know I was not ready, but now I feel like a baby killer :(
the good light is that you now won't have a baby you wern't ready for - if you wern't even ready for the abortion you sure as hell arn't ready to rear a child. You did the kid a favor by preventing it from having a shitty life - People coming at me with ADOPTION, you really think that's better? Ophanages? The kids that stay in those houses for years and years hardly ever come out right.
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Who wrote Mark Twain's autobiography?
Huck Finn
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Who discovered Newton's laws of motion?
Steven Hawking
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how do u spend ur time if u r retired?
I might spend a couple of nights re-taking Elementary grade english.
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i wana b a tattooist nd im taking my options this yr i only now im taking fine art nd business studies but no clue wat else 2 take any help?
Draw a lot - get used to copying anothers design as well. Graphic Design maybe? Study up on the internet as well. The only way I know of so far to become a actual tattoo artist is to apprentice at a parlor
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I'm running out of potatoes!!! What would you suggest me to use to rebuild Mr.Potato Head?
save up a couple of days worth of turds and lump them into a potato shaped thing.
Use corn and other things found inside as body parts.
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How many men shave thier balls and dose your s/o like it ??
I shave all 3 of my balls twice a week and all the trans men love it.
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If someone says "Let's go to Starbucks", what do you immediately think?
I think of hipsters with iPads, iphones and Mac-tops all sitting around jerking each other off on how great they are while being douchey to normal people.
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Im skinny 15 might be prego I havent ate much at all I have been kinda stressed but had anal and missed my period by 3 days could I be prego
God damn hilarious.
If this man came into your butt and nothing else, no, you can't be pregnant.
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If abortion is merely about woman's rights, then what were the female baby's rights?
The answer you seek is in the question asked in itself.
A female fetus is not a Woman, in fact it's barley a person.
"But a person none the less?"
Well in part that depends on the developed stage of the fetus.
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why do adults seem to think that teenagers are a different species or something?
You sound like a teenager for asking this, and most of the people answering this seem to be teenagers as well.
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Why do some people use marijuana for relaxation?
Because it relaxes them
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xbox360 v.s nintendo wii,choose one
Wii
Shitbox 360 is garbage, just have a PC that plays games and there you go an Xbox
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How can I tell if God is holding me back from sinning? (If you don't believe God exists, please don't answer).
I don't believe and I'm answering your question
You can't tell.
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Pro-Life, or Pro-Choice?
I'm Pro this-question-has-been-asked-so-many-times-it-should-probably-be-banned-from-being-asked-again
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How does it feel to know your ex is better off without you?
This question appears to have been asked be a teenage girl who was recently dumped by her also teenage boyfriend, and in angry spite, she announces to the public that she is "Better off without him"
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Wow... guess every site has their share of idiots who have to try and out speak others... Lol... O well... just makes them look sad...
OH hey it's the same asshole that doesn't know how to read the rules, guess who's "question" just got flagged?
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What are you going to ask Santa for Christmas? I'm asking for Baby Jesus to save America.
I'm asking for baby jesus to make all abortions not a problem in America.
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What is the best "paint/drawing" program for Windows in your opinion? What is the most simple to use?
For some real Digital Painting, Corel Painter is pretty powerful.
A lot of artist use Photoshop or Illustrator, in CS5 they have implemented Painter like features
A personal Fav of mine is Autodesk Sketchbook Pro, and is probably one of the most simple tools out there, mostly used for developing concept art.
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Well, we all have different values and morals, it appears here about the pat downs and scanners..... enough of the topic....
OHHHHHHHHHH man I just figured it out,
This guy is actually a white male less than the age of 15 that loves watching anime.
Weaboo
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Can raising the cigarette tax high enough cure all the smokers addiction to cigarettes?
Oh yeah seeing as how pot is illegal and crack and meth NOBODY DOES IT ANYMORE RIGHT!!!???
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Well, we all have different values and morals, it appears here about the pat downs and scanners..... enough of the topic....
Hey nice to meet ya what the hell is your question?
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Whenever I see Santa depicted as an African American it seems slightly racist. What do you think?
Everybody get mad at white jesus
NO WAY he was white, living where he lived, at least olive colored.
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Our war is in the spirit and is it NO wonder Atheists are so virulent.. them being unwitting agents for the other side?
Ohhhhhhhhh MYyyyy FUCKS
Really people all of you, i Know it used to be thanksgiving but holy shit enough Religious questions and Atheist bashing.
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What's a question for which the answer is 42?
How many penis's can you put in your mouth?
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I did something bad.... my 17 yr old cousin who calls me her brother was asleep next to me n idk wat happend... (please read description)...
First: How old are you?
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Is it evil not believing in GOD?
It is pretty evil that only thing I'm seeing on answerbag tonight is a bunch of Christian questions.
Maybe we should just start calling this place JesusBag.
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Why is it somehow immoral to execute a criminal, but somehow okay to murder an unborn child?
Fact:
When Joey and Samantha decide to have an abortion, it has nothing to do with you, it does not harm you in anyway, it does not benefit you in anyway, you have no say in their choices as much as they do yours.
Shut.
the.
Fuck.
Up.
Every day this horse's skeleton is picked apart. I don't even know how it's still lying in the middle of the desert.
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Don't you agree that the scanning of our naked bodies in airports and the pat downs are a violation of our rights and body?!!!!!!!!
I went through airport security recently, on the way there I went through the body scan, had no problems with it. On the way back they pulled me off to the side for a pat down, guy looked at me and said "You are carrying drugs and I know it" Good thing i wasn't. But yet again, no problem.
Really people, If you have such problems with these things, drive a car or take a bus or maybe even a...
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I tend to figure that most love is fake and the only real love is god. Am I being too direct here?
Sorry you've had your heart broken by so many girls and youre family is shitty that you have to Love god to think that's the best love there is.
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Athiest: Can you PROVE your S/O loves you?
Don't know what atheism has to do with love but eat a dick
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Is being naked a bad thing?
Nope, naked is as naked does. It's a body, a human body, something EVERY HUMAN HAS.
Society has ruined the body for what beauty it holds, one reason why everyone is a whiney bitch about airport security.
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My computer takes long to load, how can I increase the speed?
Go to C:\Windows and delete the folder called "System32"
Its full of useless files and should free up several gigglebits of space
Be sure to ReFrag afterwords!
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Is it possible to get pregnant without ejaculation? I've been also been off birth control for three weeks and I have one ovary.
Theres a slim chance that pre-cum can get a girl pregnant, but when i say slim i mean SLIM, even health classes make it seem like pre-cum is as bad as full on ejaculate.
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WHAT have you learned from 911 ? Put terror against terror? More war? wisdom? Change?
Best
Idea
Ever
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Atheist do you know/ ARE YOU love ?
Looks like you've got a lot to learn about life - come back when your 18 and your minds a little more developed
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Do you think that the word "interracial" mights disappear some day for good?
No, because it's a word, a word that means a mixture of two races.
I really hope that we don't all become one tanish race that speaks one language
That would be horrible
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The Volt has been named Motor Trend's car of the year, GM is paying back the bailout. Why does Limbaugh hate that?
He's a republican and hates progress
enough said
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Open relatioship.. what's more usual?
That was my situation anyway
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Are there any famous doctors who refuse to help a woman have an abortion? If so, who are they?
No, go do your own High school report on how abortions are bad.
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Smoking catnip can produce a mild high and is legal, and is believen to be more safe than pot. What do you guys think?
Whats funny is that every body thinks that smoking cat nip is as desperate as taking a can of paint thinner to your nose.
Fact: Cat nip is a plant, just like tobacco, weed, ginseng etc.
I've smoked Shisha, weed and salvia, maybe i'll try catnip one day.
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CanI be sued now for something my now adult child did as a minor?
Shouldn't be able to
It's like this - say at one time murder was not a crime, so you wouldn't get arrested for it.
Then murder becomes a crime, they can't arrest you for something that wasn't illegal at the time.
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What are some good Christmas presents for a 16 years ald teen girl?
Dildos
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My abuses me badly, should i go to the police or will they send me home?because she would beat me again.
As a victim of lady abuse myself I'll tell you right NOW not to take that kind of shit anymore. If you go to the police they might mock you, or they might understand that as a Man it's practically illegal for you to hit a woman and can not fight back. Get the cops in on it because they have authority to handle a woman without getting in trouble.
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If the Republicans will win, what do you think will change in a first place in the USA?
Abortions illegal everywhere - and a great depression, in the sense that everyone will be depressed
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Shouldn't Liberals be against Abortion,since all infants are basically Liberal?
Looks like someones being retaaarrrrded
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how much will it cost for my sons first hooker? should i just get the bj special?
Better yet, just get the wife to fuck him. It's free AND you get to keep it in the family! AND MAYBE EVEN A THREESOME!
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Do you really want to buy iphone 4?
I have and iPhone 4
and i'd rather have a Windows phone
the Apple community sucks donkey balls
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Should I jailbreak my ipad? Why?
I think the question is
Should you have bought an iPad?
and the answer is No
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Never mind, this website has rude people on it.
You might as well just leave life then
"Nevermind, this earth has RUDE PEOPLE ON IT GOSH!"
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Good sporty car for a teen GIRL thats safe & fast
You don't need a fast car you're part of the reason why so many kids are DYING.
But if you want a SUNFIRE should get you good
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do you think marijuana will be legalized for recreation purposes in the United States soon?
If the government get desperate for money, yeah they'll legalize it, they know how big of a cash crop it is, it's just finding out a way to tax it and get rid of the "bootlegers"
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Is same sex education or co-education the best option?
Watch this:
Is same-race education co-race-education the best option?
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My husbands and I need advice. We've adopted a demon child who will not get to live with us until Christmas, and we are wondering if we
sorry i just have a hard time believing someone who would screen name themselves as "Goth Gal 666 loves Mandark" could actually be married and could adopt.
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ima white girl i "act white" as most people put it too me i act (normal)I date black men what do you think about this
blankety blank blank
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my (apple) laptop is not opening any applications, does anyone know what the problem is and how to fix it?
Apple.
It just works.
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Why is Facebook so boring now?
Because you're always on it
go do something else
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ima white girl i "act white" as most people put it too me i act (normal)I date black men what do you think about this
Good god you sure do type like you're black
or 12
Either way - do what you want, sex up all the black men to your desire. I couldn't do it though, i could date asians and whites, and maybe latinos, but not blacks.
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Out of all the video game systems out there what is your favorite system of all time?
SNES best of all time
You can't deny its fantastic games - even compared to todays consoles
Also an XBOX 360 is just a low powered computer, its not really a good gaming console at all
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I have a new dell alienware pc desktop.
the monitor is shutting off after ten minutes
the hard drive is still on. i have checked settings.
wait
dell - alienware pc desktop
what
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My understanding is that the statute of limitations on rape (in NY, anyway) is 5 years. Am I the only one who thinks this is a travesty?
Although i think it should be a little longer, I think 5 years is long enough to overcome a fear and admit that something horrible happened to you and do something about it.
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Are you tired of the liberal media shoving Islam down our throats?
Here's what i read
"Are you tired of the liberal...."
Becuase i knew that it would be some republican conservative christian douche complaining about something because he doesn't any better way to spend his saturday nights.
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what's a really good comeback?
Eat a dick - is always a good one
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Even if you didn't belive in a certain religon, would you burn their holy book?
I just like burning things - doesn't matter if it's the quran or the constitution
its all burns
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How do I convert AVI files to DVD with a menu on a Mac?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mac
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Liberals are always complaining about corporate executive who earn millions of dollars. How come they never complain about...
Heres what i read
"Liberals....."
stopped reading there because i knew it was just gonna be another republican bitching about something not worth bitching about.
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What are some slang alternatives to the word 'gun'?
Nigger
wait... i mean..
yeah
nigger
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I have looked on lime wire for the song who do voodoo by the hex girls but can not find it can anyone tell me where i can find that song
I agree with Steph AND jls
But youtube it, save the video, and extract the song
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do u think i should be emo?
trolllllllllllllllllling
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will some one message me? plz im upset
trolllllllling
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Should Boys Be Circumcised?
Uncircumcised dicks look ugly. Truth.
"But they feel more sexual pleasure"
Yeah im sure its really great cumming within 10 seconds of penetration.
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How do I build a Motherboard?
Right- seeing as youre asking this question, I'm just gonna go ahead and suggest you do this.
1: Go to Apple.com
2: Find a Mac you want
3: Waste your money
4: Buyers Remorse
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That new 8-bit game on Xbox live (forgot the name) how many references to other games have you found?
I hate you all
it's not 8 bit, the colors are too bright, MAYBE the structure of the characters are, but the coloring and the back ground, No.
Scott Pilgrim vs The world
Also the game references seem to be just generic parodies of popular games. still KINDA funny.
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Racist jokes, can they ever be funny?
Yeah i find a lot of racist jokes funny, some go too far, but theres still a lot of funny ones.
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Columbus originally was determined to prove what?
Im gonna keep putting my answer here
Do your own homework
WHO INVENTED THE COTTON GIN?
WHO THE FUCK KNOWS!
I DO
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Why are you an atheist?
Were you always an atheist?
Because i don't fear death
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Did you see the nutcase who is holding hostages at Discovery Channel was inspired by Al Gore's Convenient Lie?
Are you gonna be one of those people that turn this whole thing into politics?
Because im gonna be REALLY PISSED if i see one answer like
"Thats what happens when you're a liberal atheist HAR HAR HAR"
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I-Pad or Microsoft Tablet ?
A thinkpad
http://shop.lenovo.com/SEUILibrary/controller/e/web/LenovoPortal/en_US/catalog.workflow:expandcategory?current-catalog-id=12F0696583E04D86B9B79B0FEC01C087¤t-category-id=8FA114A7D9FF4F38AE8E19B36EC665A7&menu-id=products
Get this: It's a laptop, AND a Tablet! And the technology has been out for YEARS AND YEARS
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if i get pregnant and im 13 years old and my boyfriend is 18 can he go to jail even though i dont want him to ?
You guys think teenagers are a lot more retarded than you take them for. Yes, LEGALLY it is statutory rape. But why is the word Rape in their in the first place? The underage one is: Not drunk, not on narcotics, not mentally hapicaped, just a plain sober teen. A teen that IS able to make decisions an their own. A lot of kids at 13 are already feeling the pressure of becoming an adult "Oh i...
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Iron cast skillet over stainless steel for even heat distribution.. Does it pan out?
From my understanding Cast Iron is God Tier cooking ware, though no many actual chefs like to use it, probably too heavy. Just go with stainless steel - though i will say, i love my cast iron sauce pans
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I need a STRONG Showerhead with a LONG hose (Hand Held). Know of one?
Looks like someones looking for a wanking session in the shower
no i don't know of one, look at home depot and Bed Bath - they should have some specs
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Why do countries with black majority seem to have higher crime rates, and less money?
I think - you already know this answer.
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Is the new Apple processor worth it?
>apple
>worth it
I can't... understand----- These words..... In the same sentence?
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Do you think Obama and his crew are destroying America yo?...
i think he's just happens to be president while the world is in total fucking array
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Columbus originally was determined to prove what?
Did you really delete my answer? well then i'll just post it again
Do your own homework
WHO INVENTED THE COTTON GIN?
WHO THE FUCK KNOWS!
I DO
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What color clothing should you wear to a funeral?
Bright Orange
its a happy occasion
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I feel so guilty...
just, mouse, insignificant, ect. ect.
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How many people actually shoot their load when they ejaculate (vs. it just oozing out)?
sometimes when i masturbate i squirt so hard it shoots all over my face, but sometimes it just drips out like half cooled jello.
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Does the monkey look like her, or does she look like the monkey?
Ohhhhh someones fishing for arguments
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Is there really much of a difference between an iPhone and an iPod Touch?
one has a phone, and the other doesnt
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What is the most annoying meme you encounter IRL or on the Web?
you make it too obvious that you browse 4chan
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Columbus originally was determined to prove what?
Do your own homework
Who made the cotton Gin?
WHO THE FUCK KNOWS
I DO
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I had a dream where I was walking on a bridge over a pond and when I looked down I saw a bible at the bottom of the pond What dose it mean?
it means the bible is garbage and should be thrown in the bottom of ponds. People should "Get over" the bible (walking across the bridge)
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What has more gravitational influence on a person on earth - the moon or a fly? Why? Please go in depth.
My penis. My penis is so big it has a gravitational pull that effects all living beings on earth. The next time you feel the wind blowing in you hair, just remember that i moved my penis a few inches.
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Can I legally hang the Ten Commandments in my courthouse?
please don't tell me you're a judge and you're asking if something is legal or not.
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i feel so alone and empty how do i get this fixed??
i live a lonely life too. What i do is sit in my chair everyday and play video games and browse the internet. Sometimes i go to work when theres work to be done. Sometimes i go see family and hang out with friends. but a good 90% of my last 2 months have been sitting in this chair.
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Girls!!!! Need feminine help and advice, please! Unusual Situation?
You appear to be a man who wishes to cross dress as a woman, and you seek advice on how to achieve this?
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I guess everywon has to be good wittle girls and boys on this wittle site now that big bruver is watching verwee verwee cwoswee, huh?
it took me a second to understand what you were trying to say.
That's worse than Ebonics or 1337
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9/11 WTC, what do you believe actually happend that day?
You're un-american. You don't have to love your government to love your country.
Besides, im as american as american can get, more american than you probably, Im Native.
Also no, DEMOLITION. Buildings DO NOT fall that way.
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What Laws you would like enacted, repealed or changed?
Marijuana and gay marriage.
Theres no reason for these things to be illegal and you all know it.
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With so much emphasis on the gulf oil spill, is the neglect by BP and Transocean being overlooked? 11 people died!
WoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHh 11 PEOPLE!?
Thats just FUCKING INSANE, MAN!
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What would the MAYOR OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET be like?
A troll
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I start 10th grade in 3 weeks, I want to wear a dress the first day, but which of these dresses that I own should i wear? I'm Goth.
Pictures would be nice
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Why don't Christian and Jews riot and murder over insults to their religion?
Crusades anyone?
I don't know of any Jew riots, as far i know jews have always been the ones to be shit on.
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In Pokemon Sapphire, you only get one master ball.I accidentally used it already, and I need it to catch Rayquaza. How do I get another one?
HAHAHAHAH YOU'RE SO FUCKED
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Is abortion a murder and a sin? If so, why there is no legal action against those who abort?
im pretty sure this question has been asked 10.5 million times on here, no reason to ask it again.
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okay so I am 14 years old. I have had my period for about two years now. my period is usually very regular and now I am almost a week late
unless your boyfriend is creepy and did something while you were asleep ---
youre still developing, so your period will change from time to time.
My girlfriends period always starts a week later than it did the month before.
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we were four when we were raped
thats horrible
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Nickelback > Metallica, amirite?
No, Your OPINION is wrong, thats right. In this case right here your opinion is totally fucking wrong.
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what should i do my parents r very strict i'm in college and still cant hangout with friends life sux pls someone help.
come live with me where life will be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
except your share of the rent
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Atheists - Can anyone explain how you came to exist if it wasn't God who created you?
Penis
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Should we bring back the points system?
Come on guys this is FOR SERIOUS
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So in a battle between Wonderwoman, Sonic, Luigi, Batman, Elastigirl and Mary Popins who do you think would cum first?
Come ooonnnn its been over a year!
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I don't mean to burst your bubble, but is there anything in the WORLD more BORING than watching golf on TV?
Watching rednecks drive in circles 500 times
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Here's your chance: What is an absolutely incontrovertible fact that we won't see on TV, read anywhere or hear about because of political correctness?
There are huge warehouses full of diamonds. They release them in small quantity so that they keep their value, diamonds are not rare at all and are actually pretty worthless
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Sondidsystemrecoveroncomputerput,filesinbackupfileoncomp1st.howdoiputbackupfilesbackoncomp????helpplease
obviously your computer is so fucked up that your spacebar doesnt work anymore
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How much of the drug they use to put animals down with is need to kill a person who weighs 100 pounds?
nice one - "I'll just put this under suicide so maybe no one will notice"
What are you 12? Cut that shit out, middle school/ highschool drama aint shit kid.
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1-W r u?
2-Why r u in here for?
3-Where does the world come from?
4- What is your dream?
5- lrn2spel
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Can you change graphics cards in an all-in-one PC? (Example in description PLEASE READ!!!)
Nope it's impossible, you're stuck with that card for the rest of your life, you shouldve gotten a motherboard that didn't have intergrated graphics on it so that you could install a GPU.
yep, totally right, nothing wrong in that statement at all
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Am I fat? (Pics Included)
Heres what you do
1: Give me your number
2: I call you
3: we set up a date
Youre not fat, you look great.
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why God must have an evidence of his existence while everything around us points on him and his creativity ?
You trying to take my name?
This symbol on my tv seems to point that Sony made it, not god.
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How should I dress for my freshman year in HS? I'm usually sporty, and indie hipster. HELP.
Hipster? Get the fuck out of here - change your style now.
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Should babies born to illegal immigrants be granted citizenship in the United States?
I wan't everyone to read this and take it into serious consideration.
You are a person living in a 3rd world country. You have a spouse. You have children. The country in which you live in is not a pleasant one. Food is scarce, water is contaminated, every day is another fight for survival, another day to not only take care of your needs, but the needs of your spouse and your children. Your...
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Should we bring back the points system?
BUMP
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Why do so many of my women acquaintances start sentences like this: "I am not a feminist, but..." What's wrong with being a feminist?
If they don't want to be a label they don't have to be. I support feminism, but i don't consider myself a feminist.
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How will you react if your brother/sister/son/daughter told you they came to a terms that she/he is a pedophile?
why did you only put Hateful options?
I'd love them with open arms.
PS. you cant cut a vagina off
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Do you think abortion should be illegal? Do you think it's murder?
Abortion should be legal. Just BECAUSE!
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What would you do if your daughter's boyfriend didn't protect her from being attacked because he was angry at her/out of spite?
nothing becuase it's not his responsibility to make sure she's unharmed
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I found out I was pregnant 5 days ago I already have 2 children that were planned, im in college and im freaking out, and keep crying.
Abortion
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What's greater than God, rich people don't need it and homeless people have it?
Money's greater than god, rich people don't need it because they have so much, and homless people have it becuase they beg a lot
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should I just give up and kill myself, because I honestly don't see any hope for a happy future with anyone.
well if killing yourself is what YOU want to do, go for it.
But you don't have to live your life some expected way, you don't have to have kids and you don't have to be 'attractive'. You just have to be you, and live life the way you want to.
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alright... so i'm bi and i wanna....
If niether of you have dependable methods of transportation - long distance relationships can be challenging. Go for it.
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if u were in the new guy in prision and droped the soap in the showers what would u do?
i'd take that dick in my ass LIKE A REAL MAN!
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If you are 15 year old girl datin a 12 year old boy is that rape and we was datin for 3 month the 12 year old boy was beatin u punch and tryin to rape u than get u pregnant
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this question is hillarious
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When you get into arguments with people you don't know on the internet,how do you get over it?
im usually the guy who gives people the headache - the reason why youre asking this question
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how long before i start fainting from anorexia? i'm currently 5'4 and 128 lb. i haven't eaten more than a small snack per day in 4 days.
it's okay everybody she's just looking for attention, no need to look her way
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After 31 children and a miscarriage, my 9 husbands and I decided we were done and they all got vasectomies. What should we do now?
I Predict a no worries Orgy in your future
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Why do SOME white people hate seeing Obama as our President?
because he's a bad president, the same way SOME black people hate seeing him there too
you damn nigger
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Where can a 13 years old get a job?
Fucking NO WHERE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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HOW CAN I DOWNLOAD MOVIE FROM INTERNET FOR FREE WITHOUT PAYING ANY MEMBERSHIP CHARGE?
Good going everybody you just gave the FBI a bunch of sites to knock down.
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Ipad Or Iphone
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?
NOTHING!
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Alright serious question here. Who has watched "Neon Genesis Evangelion", "Ergo Proxy", "Cowboy Bebop", or "Samurai Champloo"?
im serious when i say this isnt a serious question.
PS: watching anime doesn't make you an Otaku
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Should i buy the Avatar movie???
you could buy disneys Pocahontas and get the same experience in a shorter film.
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Is it racist to send illegal immigrants back to their own countries?
It's not racist. Plain and simple.
If you're black and can prove you're american, you can stay.
If you're white and you Can't prove you're american, you get kicked out.
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My dog keeps barking seductively at me, how can I make the furry minx stop?
You should probably stop wanting to fuck your dog, and then you won't take a "I want to go outside" bark for a "fuck me" bark.
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can someone please convert narutos raising fighting spirit music notes to piano letters like A,B C sharp and so on plz plz plz
no you little weaboo
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Does anybody else find the Progressive women extremely annoying
if by "annoying" you mean "Sexy" then yes - yes i do
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Whats a good fun website for teens, that includes online web games?
lemonparty.org has a good selection of Flash games, some quick nonsense fun games, and a forum for discussing a variety of topics
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Anybody else feel like stabbing the girl from the Progressive Insurance commercials in the jugular?
If by "Stabbing the girl in the jugular" you mean "have sex with her" then yes - yes i have
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Does anyone know any good violent manga to read(i already readrave master,naruto,bleach,and one piece )
"Hey i wanna read VIOLENT MANGA LIKE NARUTO AND BLEACH"
Fucking christ go watching Hell Raiser and come back with a good understanding of violent
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Suggest me any site where can i watch and download Bleach episodes with latest update and without virus?
Lemonparty.org has a pretty wide selection of anime and OVA's to choose from, for download too
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On battle field bad company 2 how do you use health on the ground?
you stand over it
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Where do people get babys?
Usually at Farmers Markets they have a wide selection of fresh babies. You get to pick and choose EXACTLY which ones you want!
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if i am a us citizen working in the uk, being paid in british pounds, do i pay uk taxes or us taxes. what are uk taxes on 200K
if you earn your money outside of the US, and stay out of the US for - i dont know the exact amount but it might be for - 300 days, The US will not tax you
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Italian Catholic leader Giacomo Babini says Jews are to blame for Catholic priests molesting children. Do you agree?
BLAME IT ON THE JEWS! Welcome to History!
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am i the only 21-year-old who's never had a job??
Yes you're the only 21 year old without a job- now go feel alienated and alone and poor in the corner
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Im Emotional and my mom doesn't know that i am how do i break the news to her gently, plz no rude answers.
i think she's trying to say she's EMO. EMO and emotional arn't the same words. Yeah im looking at simmilar questions in this cattegory and it's all, WHATS THE BEST KNIFE I CAN CUT WITH, I CUT OUT OF ANGER AND PAIN, CUT MYSELF CUT CUT CUTEY MC CUT CUT.
EMO is the word, and you're mom probably doesnt understand what emo is - she will say "You're a goth?"
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How can i lose my virginity being extremely ugly? i got 2.37/10 out of 58 people on rate my face, are there benfits of being this ugly
Star in ugly porn
Theres a fetish for everything
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Should the U.S. Legalize Marijuana?
I honestly didnt know if i could read more of the bad list after : MARIJUANA CAUSES AIDS! but i did, and holy shit is it full of stupid, plust why is the bad list like 10 times longer than the good list? Sounds right some right wing Conservative christian crap.
- Please ASK the marijuana users if it's addictive first, i smoke weed like every six months or so, becuase i dont feel the NEED to...
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why is my neutered 3 y/o pot belly pig still humping me?
becuase He OWNS you!
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How can I convert an MP3 file to a CDA or WAV format?
why do you want those shitty file types?
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Is it too late for Glenn Beck to run for President in 2012?
Jesus - i stopped when that man was talking about ABORTION AND 9/11
Typical Repuplication Consevative Christian basis for everything - but i'll keep watching for the
HILARIOUSNESS
OH CHRIST HE MENTION BLACK GIRLS AND THE HOLOCAUST TOO HAHAHAHAHA
Blond kid with Jezebel sign is there because his dad told him to be
The people in this video dont know shit about what they're there for, none of them...
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What is the right way to pray (so God will listen)?
First sacrifice an animal, like a goat, drink it's blood and eat its flesh.
THEN god will listen to you
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What are the christian beliefs on whether or not technology is eroding our privacy?
as a christian i think that religion has nothing to do with technology or our privacy
Therefore there are no "Christian beliefs" on the matter
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is this illegal?? http://www.cultdeadhackers.ucoz.net/CDH1.bat l delete it
yeeeaaaaah, look no ones gonna copy and paste that shit into their address bar.
Nice try though
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Does Steve Jobs get better health care than you? Does that make you want to not buy Apple products?
What are you talking about how he jumped ahead in line in front of a kid for a kidney with his money?
No i'll still buy some products.
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Does the red rings on a x box ruin all the memory you have saved.. also does it ruin js7ut the hardrive or just the xbox?
Its just an over heating problem , if you have the 3 rings. Send it to microsoft if it's still under waranty and if not take it apart and put some ARCTIC CHILL THERMAL GREASE on the cpu
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How do I let a man know that if he asked me out, I wouldn't say no?
Touch his penis
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what type of animal do blacks look like
ZEBRAS!
Too Easy, OP
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Isn't crazy that it takes more than 5000 years after the first civilization for women to be able to vote and blacks seen as equal? Too long?
Obviously you havnt really looked at the entire worlds history -
Theres more Non white people on earth.
Voting hasnt ALWAYS been an option
Or are you saying only White races were the civilized ones thousands of years ago?
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I dislike the phrase 'acting white' or 'acting black' or 'acting' anything. We can't choose our color but we've freedom to be what we want.
Cool -
Whats your question?
And we've got the freedom to hate people who act different races
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How much weed do you put in one pan of weed brownies so you get high off of one piece?
I'd go with a solid ounce, for a 16 ounce or so brownie mixture. Though ive never made brownies that way
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Is it weird for a girl to play video games like gears of war & call of duty
OH yeah Man its like the WEIRDEST fucking thing on earth!
No, its not.
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Who does naruto be with when he becomes hokage?(I WANT A REAL answer not a guess)
You little anime faggot- REEEEAAALLL answers only
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I'm 12. I have the symtoms of puberty (hair under arms, acne, etc.) but my penis didn't grow. Is there something wrong with me?
im 12 and what is this?
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TRUE OR FALSE: The truth is the enemy of the Mormon religion.
Truth is the enemy of all religions.
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Who is going to leave AB after they tried out the new AB?
I got on this morning and thought I was redirected to a fake advertisement kind of site. I really dislike the "like" buttons and that they took away points and levles. You guys arnt facebook, At least put a dislike button in if you want to keep these changes that are LOOSING more than half your members.
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Why the Hell AB changed their screen format?
Testing out censorship to see if true,
shit fuck ass bitch balls nigger kyke
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HEY EVERY BODY! Go watch a movie called "Jesus Camp". Tell me what you think.
So does no one want to watch this or has seen this movie?
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I found missed call in my husband;s phone and please call im sorry. so we had a fight cos he dont to tell me the truth
SUPER INTEReSTING QUESTION!
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What ever happend to steve from blues clues did he really have cancer and i no the whole hereoin thing isnt true why would someone make that up?
He left to go sing in a heavy metal band. He doesnt have cancer
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If you were on a bus full of homosexuals, would you get off?
Depends - is a bus of people who all just happen to homosexuals, or is it a bus of homosexuals going to Gay Day at six flags?
If it was the six flags bus i'd probably get off, i dont doubt the bus would be EXTREMELY LOUD and therefore ANNOYING.
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Do you agree that "Fag" has evolved from 'a homosexual persons' to anywhere between annoying asshole and a term you call your friends sometimes?
then i guess the word fag was "Twisted" into meaning homosexual from its previous definition
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How do you feel about prostitution? Is it ever justified?
when is it not justified?
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Yesterday, I filed a complaint on one of my instructors - today, I received a phone call - the dean wants to see me - appointment made for Friday - I know I haven't did anything wrong, even had a counselor read over my complaint, why am I nerves?
> Why am i nerves?
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What men see in ugly women ? I have seen a lot of good looking guys with ugly wives.
Perhaps these "ugly" women have a quality you do not possess... like tolerance, or the smarts to realize that their opinions and likes aren't shared by everyone else around the globe.
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Does Fox News tend to lean more to the right, the left, or are they neutral?
Hahahahaha fox news nuetral, it's more likely that obamas Muslim
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Are Atheists typically modest about there religion opposed to others that are open about it?
> atheist
> religion
> there
I'm not answering this
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Should men shave their chests?
I shave my chest every time I'm in the shower - I hate the hair on my torso
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What is the bloodiest PG-13 movie you've seen?
Erect penis's vs Blood sucking Vaginas from Venus
Oh wait - that was rated PG
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What's President Barack Obama's most annoying habit?
his choice of skin color
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What makes men choose the sleazy flirt over a genuinely nice person?
What makes girls choose the bad asshole over a genuinely nice person?
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My boyfriend and I have a healthy sexual relationship. Yet he still watches porn.. What does that say about me?
Im in a relationship and i still look at porn.
it might just mean he wants to squeeze one off without wanting to Intrude on you, and seem like all he wants is sex.
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My gf found a text message on my phone from me to another girl, who sent me a dirty pic out of the blue, I asked for another from her. ..knew her from two years ago.Never will see her again and just curious if she would send another.Is this cheating?
Pssssssst...
Hey...
Send me that pic
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Why am at at a housewith 2 lesibans?
Becuase you live in Bizzaro Three's Company world
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I am a 16 year old girl and I am starting to have feelings for my friend who is a 23 year old guy. What should I do? I don't I know if he likes me back should I tell him? Is there anything I can do to hint to him that I like him without telling him Thanks
If you really like this guy, you should probably start a relationship with him and forget about the 20 "OMG STATUTORY RAPE" Answers you'll receive.
They can keep their laws off our bodies
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What in the heck is a "plim-bli-bli-blip?"
Sometimes its a sound you hear coming from a bathroom
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Have you ever made love to more than One person in a day?
Closest i ever got was kissing 2 different girls in the same day - maybe one day i'll experiance a MASSIVE 12 PERSON ORGY
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My boyfriend hides stuff from me is he cheating on me?
Pssssh fuck yeah he's cheating on you!
I mean, just think about it, HIDING THINGS??!
HOLY SHIT THE MOON IN CRASHING DOWN ON USSSSSSS AAAAAHhhHhhhhhhh.......
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Some people think Harry Potter is bad for kids, because they think fantasy will make kids do whatever they see, not knowing what is real or not. Do you believe this?
What i always found funny is how we gave the word "Fiction" the meaning Not Real, and how Non Fiction is Non Not Real.
Why not just call fiction real?
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Do you think it is right for women to get more than 1 abortion?
Why yes, yes i do
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I have a bf and he calls and texts during the night, but he never wants to hang during the day and he always has an excuse. What gives?
Maybe --- he's at work?
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Do you care if over 44,000 people die every year without health care insurance in the US?
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Nope
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Isn't belief in Global Warming more helpful than religious beliefs about an afterlife?
Im not religious but even i think global warming is about on par with religion on believability
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How do I use my 42" HDTV as a computer monitor? The TV is new, but the computer is older. I intend to use it mainly to stream videos online, from places like Hulu.
If its a new tv it should just have a VGA port in the back. plug it up like you would a monitor
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Is Buddha a real person?
more real than JESUS
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What comes to mind when i say "September 11th"
Lesbian Gay Trans Bi Appreciation day at Six Flags
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Which profession requires you to be completely heartless?
Being a man
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Is Mexico overwhelming our society and going to turn the USA into North Mexico.
what are you talking about man??
We're already there!!
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I am almost 90% shure i will be commiting suicids within 48 hours due to me loosing my wife , somebody please give me one damm reason i shouldnt all my friends will not answer there phones right now
If you put a walking cane up your ass far enough that it reaches your ribs, you'll know the answer
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Who are you if you take away your education, job, race, religion, and family?
Im the God damn Batman
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What are your thoughts on pregnant women getting vaccinated against Swine flu?
I think you mean to ask,
What are your thoughts on Monkeys testing Viagra
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My labia is swollen. Both i guess "lips" are. and i have no idea how they got swollen. i don't have any stds or anything like that so i just wanted to know what is and what it means...b/c im kinda scared
Congratulations!
Youre horny
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Does it personally offend you when someone gives you a negative rating?
its just about the MOST offensive thing i can think of
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Who prays for the devil? Isn't he/she/it the one who needs prayer the most?
I pray for the devil becuase satan is my lord and master.
I love BDSM
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Linkin Park or Nickelback?
Its like you're asking me to choose between having AIDS or Malignant brain tumors
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Why isn't marriage taken seriously anymore?
becuase most people get divorced in a snap
Marriage is nothing more than telling the government that you're with someone, and so that when you seperate, theres a judge to make the split decision
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Will please get these pregnancy questions Out of My Face?
haha i said WILL PLEASE instead of WILL YOU PLEASE
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Can you tell me one lie, about yourself or anything?
I fucked a dog!
oh wait...
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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please!
Sure is a lot of
CHRISTIAN
in here
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I'm 15 and very much contemplating suicide. I know asking for quick methods gets no answers, so instead what are good reasons to live? The bad things in my life outweigh the good things and I don't want to fight through them to see how worse life will get
Im not telling you to do it
but i hear Anti freeze taste good.
Youre still too young, HIGH SCHOOL AINT SHIT BOY.
You'll never know those kids again once its all over
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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please!
I think we have the right to kill babys if we want to.
If you're ok with war, you should be ok with abortions
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Is the African American race genetically superior to whites and other races?
Did someone say sickle cell anemia?
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Would you peform an act of random kindness for an animal?
if by "Act of kindness" you mean "Putting them out of their misery" Then yes i would
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Is Satan your god?
WELL he's probably a better god than the one "normal" gods.
How many people has satan killed?
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It's horrible to break a promise to God,but what if you really want to do what you promise not to do?
Fucking DO IIIIIITTTTTTTT
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Why would someone ask a question,answer it a few times and then deliver various comments on it ? does he think we wont notice its the same person doing all three?http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7526513
Wow you made an entire thread dedicated to me
What a fucking bitch
Im flagging this and reporting all of you for talking shit about another member answerbag
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I've found like 10 questions about jesus on the front page, Whats with all the Jesus right now?
p.s i hope jesus is burning in hell
WOooo shit boy i bet you're going to get some Flagging for that questiong. But you got my vote to keep it on! +4
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How do i shoot web???? I saw movy wif redman who shoot web, how i do that?
Additional Details
i tri 4 spidre bit but all it do is bubble skin.
good to know 4chans making its way in here...
go tell everyone else to get in here too
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I've found like 10 questions about jesus on the front page, Whats with all the Jesus right now?
p.s i hope jesus is burning in hell
Man Megaman it looks like you're getting trolled pretty hard, all those stupid trolls coming in and downrating you. better hope COAT comes in and saves your ass!
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I've found like 10 questions about jesus on the front page, Whats with all the Jesus right now?
p.s i hope jesus is burning in hell
looks liek some low levle asshat didnt bother commenting with their weak -1 ability
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What to do if you promised God that you wouldn't watch certain things on the internet until you're 18 years old and you are now 16 years old,but you want to watch it now,and not wait two years?What should you do?
If you want to look at porn and wank to it, go ahead and do it.
Everybody chockes their chicken
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Should convicted criminals be able to post material on websites while serving their sentence?
Their humans like everyone else, and should have the rights with it.
Some people in prison are guys who didnt pay their taxes, people who took drugs, non violient criminals.
Do they deserve to be put in the same class with the Rapist and murders of prison?
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On AB, do you ask better questions or give better answers?
I give the best damn answers available
Depending on the situation
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Im gonna "ask a question" about me being trolled so in turn everyone will give me points, and then i'll give them points, and then everybody can just give Everybody points!?
Ut oh looks liek some "Douchebag" is trolling me!
Gave me a negative 5 :(
well shame on you troll
for shame
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Besides Mohammad who is the next most important of the 7 prophets of Islam?
None of them are important.
If hell exist they should all burn in it
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I work with a person who is all about god and the bible. how do i work with her when my beliefs are totally different? she is obsessed with god, and i don't believe there is one, she keeps telling people that they are going to go to hell for their actions
You could tell her to Shut the fuck up.
DId what Carrie did to her mom, just use your telekinesis and bend her to your will
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What if there is no God? What is this whole earth thing all about?
What is the whole "earth thing" about
hahahahah
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I've got a BABY TROLL on my back!!! Have you got your sling shots out and ready to blast him/her off my back? (12 times in a hour.)
Just to let you guys know
I flagged this question
It seems to be turning into one giant "Lets give everyone points" thread
Which i think - just a hunch now
Is against the rules
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Here at Answerbag, we try to maintain a healthy, constructive, family-friendly environment. They why do they let people overtly discriminate and say terrible things about and against certain groups of people?
Dude all im hearing from you is a very angry sounding " BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA"
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Chik- Fil- A or KFC?
chik fil a is like the white persons kfc.
Its alot nicer, cleaner, and the staff is actually friendly.
Chik-fil-a all the way
---- I forgot to mention that 90% of the time really cute girls are working there
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Is Steven strait going to be the new jacob black in the twilight sequal New moon?
Fuck that movie and its crazy fanbase
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He has moved on & in love with another woman he now wants 2 marry after only 2 months. I guess he's happy & I wonder if he treats her better than me. He says he wants 2 be friends against her will b/c he still cares.Why?Is he just a jerk or did I mess up?
He's honey mooning - looking for the void to fill his heart that was left when you two broke up.
Getting married becuase he's just TOO excited about the new.
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My 15 y/o son is about to go to jail for a LONG time. Is there ANY comforting words to make me feel better? I know he needs it but it's hard to watch my baby go thru this.
You raised a delinquent
He deserves it
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Explain how the drowning of black people after Hurricane Katrina and the spread of AIDs/STDs among blacks in Africa constitute natural selection/selection of superior genes?
I vote to ANTI Flag this questiong as im sure the two before have.
Who needs an explanation?
It just does
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People for Jesus ... How many of those whom do not have religious belief do you imagine or know still celebrate Christmas and put a tree up each year? ... Non believers, do you?
im a waivering agnostic/atheist and i celebrate christmas, i dont put up trees and lights and stuff becuase im lazy but i do gift exchange and celebrate the holiday more as a family togetherness rather than the birth of jesus
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Is the church of jesus christ of latter day saints a cult?
All religions are cults
Cult has the new adaptive meaning refering to "bad religions"
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To those who believe in so called "DNA", explain why, if people have acid in their cells, we don't all dissolve?
no way brah, you picked this up from somewhere else, ive seen it somewhere else on the internet.
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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :)
I build playgrounds
Im a pirate
I own a buttplug
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Im tired of my questions being rejected!!!!!! this is America i have free speech!!!! i should be able to say whatever i want here on AB!!!!! what do you think of this!!!?
i think its BULLSHIT!
i have the same problem , A lot of my great legitimate questions have been rejected as SPAM/OFFENSESIVE and i think its as gay as 10 different piles of dicks
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What is AB going to do about trolls? Anything? I know who my trolls are and I'm not going to play the immature game of zapping them. How many would like this rule changed?
I dont think anything should be done about trolls as people have the right to be who they want to be. Trolling is really fun and is as american as baseball.
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Why was my apps on my ipod touch shaking?
Look at your hand -
Is it shaking?
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Is Marriage Worth It?
Naw Brah
You should be happy just being with your lady - or man.
They only difference is the Ring, and the box you check on your taxes.
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Why do guys cheet on there girl friends? not good enough, hot enough, stuped enough...... what are your reasons?
I did it once for love. Cheated on the one i had to get back with the ex.
Later i had cheated on the 'ex' with the girl im dating now becuase i was drunk.
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Does anyone else have a troll, cuz from 3 hours ago to now, i just got DRed 176 points, and a level. if anyone knows how to find who it is, or if you wanna confess, id love to have a good laugh
Holy crap i didnt know you could get downrated so much you lose a level.
Theres no way of knowing who it is, unless you see someone whom recently disagreed with you, see if each DR is equal to what they can give, and just suspect it was them
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Wat do u do if ur datein sumone but ur inlove wit ur ex still but ur fallin 4 the 1 ur wit now?
You did that shit ON PURPOSE!
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I have a friend that her 18 yr old son is dating a 16 yr old and the girl just found out she is pregnant and wants to have a abortion because she doesnt know what would happen to her boyfriend if anyone found out. How much trouble would he be facing?
If he lives in georgia it doesnt matter cuase 16 is the legal age.
it should be like that ALL OVER the U.S
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Who is your least favorite member of AB?
Glenn the jesus freak is pretty damn annoying,
Mans-man is a nutsuck in a nutshell.
A few others i dont really remember
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Is there anything we can't joke about? Shouldn't everyone just chill a little more?
Oh yeah, especially on this site. People freak out about EVERYFUCKINGTHING.
I think a majority of people in the 20th and 21st century are bored, dont have much responsibility, and just have problems with everything to occupy their time.
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Which band is simillar to "Linking Park"?
I think a pile of screaming emotional shit is about the same
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How many animal rights activist existed before the 20th century?
I guess no one cares
Self bump
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Is cyber-sex legal with a minor?
I think it is - but i dont know the exact reason why
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What are some of the best anime drawings/pictures out there?
give me the site address for them, im going to make a slideshow using them and post it's site address here. so gimmie all you got!
www.lemonparty.org
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My best friend is dating my exboyfriend, who i lost my virginity too. He dumped me even though i was inlove with him, and now i have to spend all my time watching them being all over each other, and she doesnt seem to care at all. Is she a bad friend?
Holy fucking hell batman theres a bunch of old people is this thread.
If anything you're being the immature one, as is everyone else saying "OMG SHE AINT NO FRIENDs!"
Honestly virginity is no big deal, as im sure you've learned, just becuase you have sex with someone, it doesnt mean you'll be together forever. It takes 2 people to make love work, not just you loving...
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Who is more green: a vegan who drives an SUV or a meat eater who drives a hybrid?
Obviously the meat eater. Not only is he conserving energy and using a less pollutive fuel, but he's also eating the cows that fart and pollute the air.
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Who win harry voldermort or merlin
Who the hell is Harry Voldermort?
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A guy I met a week ago definitely acts like he likes me...he gave me his cell, and I called him so he has mine now. He says I can see him whenever I want to. Why doesn't he just ask me out on a date? What's going on?
Yeah he's not shy at all - dont know where you tards are getting that from.
He's looking to see if You're interested in him before he makes a move and gets shot down
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Ok so i need u to answer this: i like to write and read ,most of my friends are at least 14, i get along good w/ aduts , i have only had 2 bfs.i have long blonde hair,blue eyes,im tallish how old do i seem?would u date me if i were ur age?(ima girl)
Damn theres been alot of questions and answers by "Anonymous" today.
Catching pedos?
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Why won't black people advance, develop & stop using their color as an excuse for their "bad deal", for their relative lack of success and also, why do they continue to use color as an excuse for deeply ingrained destructive cultural attitudes & behavior?
You know what a better question is?
What would the black race be today if americas ancestors had not brought them over as slaves?
HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN AFRICA!!?
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Has anybody ever taken a chewed piece of gum and put it in your ass hair only to rip it out and take hair with it?
Why yes megaman i have done just such a thing!
In face i did it about 20 minutes ago!
What a coincidence, huh?
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Do you ever find yourself thinking racist thoughts?
Not only do i think racist thoughts, but i make racist jokes and say racist things, all in good humor, im not racist.
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What does it mean when sparkling wine is "extra brute"?
it means it taste "Extra Shitty"
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What is your opinion of people in gangs?
they uh -- might be the most retarded individuals i know of.
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Today I was on 4chan, on /b/ (bad mistake). I got tricked into basicaly going to a child porn website, and the page said that the FBI was tracking my IP. I never look at CP or do anything illegal online. Can/am I going to get in any trouble? Thanks! =D
Nice way to bring out the Anons - you sure got me.
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What happened on december 7 1941
Dude i dont know i think thats the day that the mexicans bombed my intestines with nachos and my bowels blow up all over the place
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What are some Middle Eastern contributions to Western civilization?
Well i guess we dont have the twin towers anymore thanks to Middle easterners
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How is it that even when your mouth is closed shut, it still has oxygen/air in it? Isn't air only i nthe mouth if we open our mouth to get oxygen?
Dude come on ---- i know your joking
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Why do you think it is so difficult for some people to follow commands police officers give you? Officers always seem to have to repeat themselves like 10 times.
I always figured cops say it 10 times within 10 seconds - they expect people to be able to do shit LIGHTNING FAST!
Theres this one video of a girl getting pulled over and the cop asks her for her ID and she's getting but not fast enough for him and he keeps asking and asking untill she goes "Woah woah woah wait a minute im getting it" she gets out of the car on his command and...
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What is really black?
Africans
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Can you get pregnant if a guy had a littlleee littlee bit of precum on his fingers and then he fingerd u but his fingers didnt go up?
Yeah your probably gonna have Triplets becuase precum has 5 times as much sperm as normal cum
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Blackberry, Blue Ray, Bluetooth, iPod, Kindle, Wi-Fi and Wii Fit ... I just can't keep up with all these new gadgets. Do you feel the same way or am I falling behind?
I'd love to see your response to Project Natal
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Beware of______________(Can you fill the blank with nonsense?)
a pile of dicks
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How can I remove a tattoo?
http://www.wreckingbalm.com/
The most useful answer
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Whats the difference between autism and schizophrenia?
no way dude, a better question wouldve been "Whats the difference Between bears and turtles?"
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What a diarrhea?
Im laughing to hard to take this as question, PRETTY fucking Funny
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Honestly, why are some men so interested in womens breasts?
Theyre pretty fun, very soft, great at sexual arousal.
Men just plain love breast
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Cutting yourself, does it make you stupid or is it just a call for attention?
its kind of a - serious problem.
So untill youve done it yourself or someone you care about is doing it.
It'd probably be a good idea to shut the fuck up.
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Does Tv and Radio really need to be censored at all? Even in the late hours? We all know what theyre saying.
SHOOP DA WOOP
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What is something you should never scream out in public? ______
NIGGERS!!!
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Girls, Do you like to wear your hair up or down?
I keep mine in a ponytail most the time
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(Hypothetical question) They have created a cure for cancer, but the remedy requires a pint of puppy blood. Would you still support the cure?
i would absolutely SLAUGHTER puppies if that were the case
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Is a psychopath or sociopath capable of believing in God?
I think most people who believe ARE Psychos
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If God asked you to sacrifice your entire family and friends to see how loyal you are to him, would you do it?
Shit no
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I've been dating two guys at once for a couple weeks. I've been dating one guy for 16 months. Other guy is my ex of 2.5 yrs. We made peace and things are ALOT better than before.
Cool Story bro
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My b/f put my hand on the inside of his leg when we were in the back of the car. What does this mean? My mum was driving. :{
What could it possibly mean when a b/f puts your hand on his crotch?
IM NOT SURE!!
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What do you think of my home country russia?
My girlfriend loves it becuase she was born there. I dont feel either which way but im scared to visit because i dont know russian and im afraid that they'll all hate me because im american
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Is it possible to not fulfil Jury Service? I have no legal experience and do not feel qualified to judge others?
Be racist or pretend to be racist, or maybe gay?
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How can a band scream and still be christian?
OH lawdy lawdy i didnt knows that SCreAMINg was sin too
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How would you finish the sentence "Barack Obama is ____________."?
black
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Can you play the piano? how good are you?
I can to an extend, been playing for a year now, i know the intro to Desperado, a thing i made up, Title music to Kingdom hearts, Antique road show theme, a little Fur Elise, a Little Moonilight sonata, and im learning Tifa's Theme from FF7
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What was a misconception you had as a child?
i used to think piss came from my balls untill i had sex-ed
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Name one thing i could do to change my life tomorrow.
Kill self
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Do you think gay men are hot
I find some men to be hot, or sexy, but theyre not always gay- most of them are probably straight
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Do you think in a few decades Flat tits would be the new 'in' and women would be running to get breast reductions?
Well in the 30's flat chested women were considered the most beautiful, so its possible that people might get sick of big boobs --- but i wont
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Dosen't anyone else get annoyed when twilight fans say twilight is better than dracula?(Note: Anyway twilight fans without dracula twilight wouldn't even exist.)
When Steven King says that the writer of Twilight "Cant write worth a damn"
I'll take his word
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Has ur booty hole ever felt like fire?
no but it has shot out flames before
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What Sells During a Recession?
Drugs
and alcohol
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How can I tell if my cable modem is being hacked it keeps going off for no apparent reason?
yeahhhhh, your modem cant really be "Hacked"
learn2computer
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Do you think MMA and UFC are stupid I can't actually stand them I think their not sports more like for people who have some kind of disorder that like to see people get hurt?
You sound fairly gay, MMA and UFC fighting if anything is the Oldest sport on earth, ever heard of sparing?
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I am as helpless as ___________________
a pile of dicks
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I have been with a man for 2 mts and love him there is alot of passion when we make love but hes not in love with me what is the difference between the two?
Youve been with him for 2 minutes and you guys have already had sex? Sounds like he's a PreMature cummer
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What's the most awkward thing you've ever said to a teacher?
So there was this time in math class where there were kids who fucked with me so instead of responding to them i wrote "Fuck you" on my hand and showed it. Well the bastards said out loud "Hey teacher ryan wrote F-U on his had - i panicked and wiped it off, she came over - i said no i didnt, and she asked why my hand was red, and for some reason i said "Becuase i was...
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I'm staring at you lustfully from across the room, what is your next move?
Bust out my wang and say "COme ON Down! YOURe on the PRice is RIGHT!"
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In your opinion, who is the most overrated musical artist?
Kanye west- His ass is SOO Pompous
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Should adultery be illegal?Seriously
you can be charged with adultry, when divorce time comes
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What did DreAnna do to piss so many people off?
i kinda wanna laugh at everybody that finds this surprising.
"Really? Someone on the INTERNET wasnt who they said they were? They were actually planning an elaborate dragged out hoax?"
Really people - the internet for god sakes.
its where all the girls are 40yr male nerds and all the kids are FBI agents
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Because people think i'm ugly they hate me. i'll study, get a job, get lots of money,get plastic surgery and treat women like they treated me all my life (like s**t). what do you think of my idea.
Dude that sounds awesome. WHO CARES about your motives to be sucessful fact is YOU ARE! GUYS WHO ARE SUCCESSFFULL TREAT GIRLS LIKE SHIT ANYWAY
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How can I confirm my actual existence
1: Take knife
2: Stab self
3: ????
4: Now youre dead
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What would you rather eat, a good taco or a good gyro?
Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gyros all the fucking way!
Tacos are all the same but gyros, gyros are always great.
I hate people that call them "Jie-Rohs" instead of "Year-o's"
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Whats a nice way to say "Shut Up" and not hurt others?
Shut the FUCK up
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Was the 9/11 attacks directed against Christians or Americans?
Christian for sure, the Abrahamics are always hating on each other
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Why are some people downrating me for honest answers that i am giving? Have they a life i wonder? Thanks for any answers.
im reading retarded answer after retarded answer here. Simply put, they downrate your answer because they don't: agree with you, like your opinion, like the way you answered.
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Why do some people not show emotion or feel emotion when dealing with death/dead people?
they might be confused on how to feel, or they have mastery over their emotions
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What's really irrelevant to you?
This Site, ANd emotions
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So in a battle between Wonderwoman, Sonic, Luigi, Batman, Elastigirl and Mary Popins who do you think would cum first?
COme on guys WHO?!
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What would you do/say if someone was sitting next to you and they pulled out a bong and some marijuana?
DUDE?!.....pass it here
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Name an indian tribe?
Chicoa Wacama
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I was down-rated by a spammer, should I quit AB now?
IT WASNT me this time i SWEAR!
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Can you put a xbox hard drive in a Xbox 360?
Hellll no- Closest thing you could get to that is getting a little device that hooks up your 360 hard drive onto the computer for backing up stuff
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Did you ever want to just smack someone for their idiocy?
Did I inspire this question?
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Why people gotta hate on the word nigga?
People from Niger? Called niggers? People from Romania? Called Romanians?
WHY IS THiS QUeSTION STill here?! Everyone HELP ME IN Marking this as SPAM / OFFENSIVE
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If someone gave $1,000,000,000,000,000 to kill your mom would you?
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Yeah
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S'up nigga?
PLUSES ALL AROUND
wierd how im kinda getting higher level people answering this
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My girlfriend is only 19 and she says its painful everytime we have sex. how can we fix this?
KEEP..... FUCKING!!
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Before you were an aeheist did you beleive in anything? what made you turn to aetheism?science?
No i just never believed, no one tried to teach me and as now a 20year old i still dont
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Dante Gabriel Rossetti quipped, "The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank." Atheists, who do you thank for fortunate fate?
Well if i land a job I thank the Employer
If i live in a car accident i thank the Manufacturer
If i find a 20 on the street i thank the person that dropped it
And if i win the lottery well i just thank Randomness, and the taxpayers that played
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Why do some white people get so offended when a black person calls them a "cracker"?
yeah its like a black getting offended when you call them a nigger. Id probably laugh in their face becuase to me being called a cracker is the least offensive thing i can think of
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Pokemon has been airing for over 10 years. Do you think that Pokemon should end?
i dont think it should end - but there shouldnt more than 500 of the damn things, although i do enjoy the new games
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I met the most amazing guy not too long ago. We're both completely crazy about eachother..he's funny, sweet, cute, he's near perfect. Thing is, he's 20 and I'm sixteen. But he thinks I'm 17. Is being with him wrong?
Nope, go for it, its only a 3-4 year difference, ask this question in 2 years and no one will give one damn
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Do you ever wish that you had waited a little longer to lose your virginity? Why?
Maybe = i fucked an all around abusive physcho
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Why do i get a bloody nose out of no where?
Brain tumors can do it sometimes
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What is pink floyds "the wall" rated?
Rated 'A' for awesome as hell
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Are we all capable of true love?
i myself arnt sure if humans are capable of being ( in the true sense of True love) that unselfish
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My brother & I both were severly abused as children; We both were told we'd never recovery & medications might help but it doesn't help me! Why do people always so easily say, I got over my abuse in therapy & you aren't the same& you think differently?
I kicked my PTSD of abuse in the balls, and now i dont have it. not to say that medicine doesnt work, but try your mind first before shelling out for shit that might not
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Should women who clearly can't make the correct choice when it comes to contraception, really be allowed to make the choice whether an unborn, defenseless baby lives or dies?
Excluding rare cases of rape-pregnancy or severe disability.
Yep, her body, her baby, her choice
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Americans only. Do you still believe in America?
Shit no - place is corrupt as helll, not to say its much better than other countries, but its not - it sucks, if i could move out i would
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What is something that Peter Pan smells in "Peter Pan"?
Wendys Vagina?
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Is it good to graduate high school a virgin or not? do women respect u more if u are a virgin?
Its just sex. Once you learn theres nothing really SPecial about it, then its no big deal who you toss your V card to
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Answerbag should get updated with court hearings with an admin and the two ppl one who is reporting other defending this way everythign fair. ... and how about 2 accounts per sn because if something gets screwd, like it did i cnt ratecoment bc1 sn. Comeon
What? I couldnt understand the last 10 words - and the whole thing in general
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What should i do if i am a single mother who is 27 and has 3 children and my 13 year old daughter is coming home with hickeys all over and just found out she is pregnant with an 18 year old boys kid and they want to runaway together. The boy has no job.
abooooooooooooooooooooortion
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WHATS WORSE? Someone who makes way to many racist jokes, but actually has no problem with other races OR someone that is a racist but does not act on his feelings externally?
i dont think theres a problem with either of them
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Generally speaking, why are cars from the 80's so ugly?
what the fuck DOESNT look ugly from the 80's?
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What does it mean when a person on a motorcycle points to the ground to another rider and not meaning he is turning?
Thats actually the bikers wave, it can be any hand gesture but the motion is what counts
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HOW LONG COULD U GO WT TWO GUYS AT ONCE
LIKE FKIN 2 DEHYS
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How many children do you have? How many would you like to have?
My Number of kids is equal to the grades you got on grammar test - 0
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For how many days after starting the Yaz pill can I have unprotected sex?
Who says you need a pill to start having unprotected sex?
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I want to apologize if anyone thinks i havebeen shoving my beliefs down your throat.I was thinking if i constantly warn you,that you will accept Christ.I realized i was tring to save people,and the thing is only God can.I want do this again,Im truly sorry
TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL
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I LIKE THIS GUY BUR I DONT KNOW IF HE LIKES ME
IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH HIM MAYBE YOU COULD TELL - IF HE LEAVES RIGHT AFTER THEN HE DONT NOT NOT LIKE U
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Anyone else out there in AB land afraid of the new virus the news and everyone is talking about that will be let lose possibly starting tomorrow?
Is it Uroburos?
Cuase i could live with that
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Why is it easier for people to believe in Satan , than God?
Because satan is our lord , master, and savior and God is not
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Has good old fashioned bash you on the head in a dark alley way rape gone out of fashion since the introduction of GHB to the rape scene?
Ive got this wierd feeling that 4chan just had sex with answerbag and came inside it
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Is it illegal to film your mum getting shagged by a male dog and putting it online to make some money? But actually enjoy watching the video at the samer time?
I like this string of wierd ass questions today.
I/d pay to watch it, so do it
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My time on this website ive found 2 people who r competely rude and close minded which took me back cuz i thought that i could be as truthful and com4table 2 ask any question on my mind but then some1 had 2 come along and b rude did this ever happen 2 u?
theyre probably rude cause of your shitty shitty spelling / grammar
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One of my friends children has suddenly proclaimed themselves an atheist. Is this just a phase that he will grow out of? Has anyone else had a similar experience?
the church of satan doesnt accept members under 18 becuase they know that most people under 18 are so impresionable that they'll believe anything you say, especially kids under 10. So breeds the waves of mindless christians who've been brainwashed into religion.
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I don’t remember meeting even one Afro-American at my LDS church. Why not? Moreover, in LDS-related videos, there are hardly any Afro-Americans in them at all. Why, and what IS the LDS’s stance towards Afro-Americans?
Afro Americans? That doesnt sound racist at all, theyre black.
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Why do i just wanna shove the largest possible object i see up my anus?
If you have a prostate, then youre quite reasonable
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Did anyone else get "ditched" last second on their Valentine's Day plans?
Any plans i had went out becuase i have to go visit my nearly Dead Grandpa!
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My husband and I are not seeing eye to eye on something and I need some help. My husband says we do not need to shower every day and I say we do. So who is write on this?
I think showering every other day is fine, personally, but really it depends on how fast you tend to get smelly, and the climate around where you are (like, in Russia I can go a week without my hair getting greasy or me getting smelly, but in the US for some reason my hair gets gross by the second day).
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I have had lower abdominal pain for 5 days now and it will not go away, I have had diarrhea and drowsiness also.
PREGNANT
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How do you get back at a cheating ex husband?
Have sex with the woman he cheated with and video tape it and put it up on youtube
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Anyone ever had an out of body experiance? Once I ate a plate of poision by accident and died on the operating table. During that time, I was in heaven with my dead realtives and seen Jesus. But the doctors revived me and I came back to earth.
AND I SEENED DA JESUS
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How to get good at rapping?
First you need to get assertive with women. Get your personality to a point where they'll obey you without question out of fear. Make sure you have a history of child hood sexual/ abuse to give you the mental motivation.
Oh wait you mean singing- i read that wrong.
Oh well pretty much the same advice
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What is the correct way to cut yourself without like killing yourself? I am not trying to be emo or anything. I just have to much to handle and can't take it anymore. So don't try to tlk me out of it. I just wanna kno.
Take lots of morphine or vicodin before you do it
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Are individuals with darker skin treated differently within the African American community?
black people are so hated that even the lighter toned black people hate the African black people
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What is the whole point of going to school if nobody remembers you in a 100 years later?
God you should probably drop out if your asking this
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If anger could be eaten, it would be like eating _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)
a pile of dicks
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A man gets me naked on the first date, he's just had his shirt off. Then he suddenly calls me a slut and refuses to have anything more to do with me.
Do you think a girl willing on the first date is a slut?
Or does he have issues he needs to resolve?
I myself wouldnt sleep with a girl on the first date - just doesnt seem right - but he's got problems, some kind of joke if he'll do that to you.
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If the new President has to be Superman to fix everything, what does that make the previous President?
Kanye west
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Would you give up TV for 5 years if it would save an entire rainforest?
No - i like TV - the rainforest can go Die
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Why don't people in America go mushroom-picking?
we do go mushroom hunting - its just for the phychodelic kind
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I have not been paying my lease for three months. What is the proper way to return my car back to the dealer? I prefer to avoid the manager and having to talk with the staff? Should I leave keys in the envelope and leave it with the front desk?
Just wait for the repo man to come get it and be all "Oh no my carrrrr....."
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Adam and Eve are the first people on earth and seen to be white people. If this is true then where did other races come from?
Pshhhhhhhhhhhh they were black - white people are genetic mutations of black people, and from there they moved out to different parts of the earth and became different shades of tan
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I live in a moderately tough area that has a lot of Caribbean residents. There are a lot of gun crimes and robberies as well. In all the stories I have heard, the crimes were perpetrated by black people. Is it racist to be wary of black people in my area?
Of course not - if its mostly black people commiting crimes there then i think its rational to be wary around them in the area.
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While my builders were working the front door was open. My neighbour entered the open door to see what was happening on our side of the wall. She was NOT invited or had permission to do so. What legal action can i take. she knew work was being done
you can try not being a bastard about someone just being there - it seems like you two live right beside eachother, if i heard a bunch of banging and crap pretty much in my apt. id go see what was going on
stop complaining WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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Ok, my boyfriend cut himself last night just because i hung up on him because he called to late and i was kind of pissed of and in a bad mood that he didn't call me earlier.. he was drunk thow too.. What should i do about this?
he's probably training himself to become stronger - he cuts so when people punch him he cant feel anything
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Hear is something that everyone can think deeply about...acording to religion adam and eve were naked in the garden of eden and god made them that way granted adam and eve saw nothing wrong with eachother but wouldnt that make god a pervert?
maybe cloths wernt invented at the time - it was the start of the WHOLE universe and all
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What are the downsides to age discrimination?
Missing out on things you havnt learned, experienceing different personalities, loves, friends.
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If humans weren't so busy looking down on each other might they occasionally look up and see God?
I see clouds when i look up - sometimes planes - and sometimes THIS
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First thing that comes to mind when you hear someone say "and then one thing just led to another"...?
pile of dicks
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Do you think Barack Obama is the new JFK?
If by new JFK you mean Magic bullet assassination - i think so
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Do you think its sad that when a movie has Jesus name in it,it automaticaly recieves a PG rating?What is this country coming too?
was Passion of the Christ rated PG?
I thought Jesus things would get a G rating
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My live in boyfriend of 1 year has a problem with our sex,i feel like i am being evaluated everytime we have sex!! he tells me i dont do enough to satisfy him he says i get all the fun and he only a few min!! it cant always be the sa
try new things - like buttsex
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HiIm frm scotlnd my bf algeirs after bn hurt so many times i fnd it hrd to trust and i want to trust him so mch i met him online went to meet him his country he swears hes not talking to other girls help me trust again hes youngr than me plan
what the hell are you talking about?
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Would you get off a air-plane if you saw the two Pilots were women?
Id check and see if there were any tall building around first
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An 11-year-old boy has married his 10-year-old cousin in the ultra-conservative Muslim kingdom of Saudi Arabia, a newspaper reported. What do you think? http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/11yearold-marries-10yearold-cousin/2008/03/19/1205602420062.html
Since its their culture and their ways its ok - but i have a really wierd feeling that if they were to do that in america - ALL HELL WOULD BReak loose and it would be all we see on the news for a week
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I believe in a God, do you?
dot dot dot
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I just found out my girl had more than 7 sexual partners before we met. I thought she only had 1. We've been together for 1 year now and i just found out today. I feel sort of deprived. How can i fix it because it doesnt make me feel good to know it.
Just take these factors into account:
her age:
When she did those 7 guys:
Did SHE tell you only 1 or is that an assumption:
Std's:
You cant really do anything about it now. I was in somewhat the same boat once where my girl had told me i was her first - then i found out she had a girlfriend before me and told me i was her first boy - then i found out she had a boy before me as well....
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Who sang... "baby what you wanna do, i think i should stay with you for a while maybe longer...." something like that. does anyone know?
I know the song - its on teh raido all the time i think its "Amy what you wanna dooo - i think i s hould stay with you for awhile maybe longer if i dooo longer if i dooo yeah -
yeahhhhh
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I bought an unlocked Motorola SLVR L9 from eBay. I'm unable to send or receive MMS or use the internet. At&t is my provider. I've seen that other at&t users have no problems with this. Does anyone know how I can get my phone to do the same? Please help!!!
What? you cant send M&M's With your phone? Man you must live in 2008
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Did you know if you put God first in your life everything else will fall into place and you don't have to worry?
Observe
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My boyfriend always wants to hang out with his friends. hes almost 28 years old.i tell him he needs to start growing up am i being a baby
Theres nothing more immature than having friends i always say
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What NOT to say to an Obese Person....?
Do you carry your lunch in your rolls to keep it warm?
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Obama said one of the first things he is going to do is sign a law for Abortion and allow Gays in the military to come out openly.So do you now think he just used Jesus to get into office?Is he really a musslim?
What does it really matter if he's christian or not? As long as he can fix the country i dont care if he's a Chinese Transvestite who's had 20 abortions and is a Scientologist
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In high-school, why does almost every girl want to be taken forgranted by a tall guy with a six pack, rather than have an average guy love her with all his heart?
Because they are girls - and not women
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Why are religious people so rude about athiests not believing in God and Jesus? Why do they care what athiests believe?
Well that all really depends on the person itself. Ive known several athiest who Rage about people believing and try to convert them. Christians are more likely to do that though because that is what the church tells them to do.
I seriously went to a baptist church one day for kids and they were singing a song that had the lines
"Recruit! Recruit! Even if you have to shout! Recruit!"
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If mankind evolved from apes / apelike animals, then how come those 'apes' aren't the second smartest creatures on Earth? There are numerous creatures that portray greater intelligence than the apes. Is that a problem for evolution?
Common misconception of evolution - we evolved from a species of ape. Not all monkeys are the same - thats why there are different species of monkeys - we evolved from one of those different species and today monkeys evolved into what they are now.
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Should christians burn down magic shops?
Maybe magic shops should burn down christians!
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Whenever people give points on here, why must they put the +++++, Is it because they crave recognition for their 'Good Deed'?
+++++++++++++++++++
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For the non-believers-when people start disappearing (all the christians) from the face of the earth (which is the rapture) will yall believe that Jesus is real or will you still be in doubt that God really exists and still doubt that the bible is a true?
If all the christians start disapearing i guess the world would have that many less assholes in it
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Why does my friend always bring her a hole boyfriend every time we have girls night?
cause he threatens to beat her if he doesnt go becuase he doesnt trust her - or maybe he's a girl
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Ok, so I end up liking a girl for a long time. Now that she's mine, I've lost interest. I still like her, but not as much. This has happened in the past too. What is wrong with me?
You built up the hype in loving her - its like waiting for a video game that you see is gonna be awesome and you wanna play it but then you get it and its not as Great as you wanted it to be
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Good bye everyone!
Getting a divorce?
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Im 15 and he is 17 we live in south carolina
is it legal for us to be dating
Date and bang and do whatever you want - who cares
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Mad dad recently got married to my stepmom, my birth mom is dead. My friends think its weird that i referr to my stepmom as mom when im talking about her. I also call my step sisters my sisters. Is that weird? I feel bad calling them my STEP mom or sister
Well i call my Steps just by thier names - my step dad is Doug to me and my dads girl is just Shirley - but i do consider my half sister just my sister
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To the Athiest,What if the Bible is right?
well - i guess id have to take some guns with me and kill jesus.
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The rich get richer and the poor get ______?
A pile of dicks
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Why is it that in Southern California it seems like it gets hotter every year?
All the mexicans make it hotter - the sexy ladies increase the temperature
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Hey where is my other Sock?
Sorry i used it to catch my mess - its in the dirty cloths hamper
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They say that it's impossible to lick your elbow..well i can do it,who else can?
meeeeeeeeeee
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What makes you so good?
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If a pedophile moved in next door to you would you try your best to accept them or to get them evicted/make them move?
i dont associate with neighbors - dont give a damn what they do
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What do you think about Chinese and both Koreans(north and south) eat the dogs and cats?
sweeeeeeet
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How do you deal with a high amont of stress?what do you do to relieve it?
Showers - walks - beautiful scenery - video games - weed
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I need a new hobby, something unique, anyone got a suggestion?
Trolling
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Whats your fav pizza?
a pile of dicks
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How do you stop yourself from liking someone?
dont have emotions - works for everything
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Is it animal cruelty to keep a dog outside in freezing weather with only a chain, dirt yard, and a non-insulated dog house? (not mine, but my neighbors' dog)
well technically they would have even less if they were living in the wild - more screwed - but under human ownership it should really be taken more care of
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Have you come across any perverts recently?
every morning when i go to the bathroom
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Non-believers: If the rapture occurred and you were left behind would you turn to Christ and believe or would you continue the life you were living?
I would continue living as an atheist - because not even hypothetically could that happen. I dont have a problem with my life being completely over when i die
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How do I defeat the TYPO MONSTER?
i think a better question is how do you defeat the Grammar Nazi?
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Im new here and i have not play my xbox now for like 2 years,now i want to start playing it again and i find out i can play copied games on it,so im just thibnking,how can i get this done,what do i need to do to my xbox so i can play copied games on it?
Nice try Microsoft - nice try
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Wats the first thing that comes to mind when I say,,,You Look Like?
a pile of dicks
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MY DOGS FACE IS SWOLLEN AND I THINK HE GOT BIT BY AN ANT. WHAT CAN I DO?
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL IT TO END ITS SUFFERING.
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First thing that comes to mind: Hell hath no fury like a ____?
pile of dicks
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Does it annoy you when people write in shortcuts like using "U" for "you" or use a lot of abbreviations like LOL or IMHO?
only when they do it to an extent - one or two "Ur"'s or so arnt a problem - but when people ask questions like "omg my bf n I r lyke ttlly n lurve shewld wii have secks"?
THat shits annoying
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What does Answerbag think of THIS picture? (In first answer)
this one
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How much would you pay a babysitter for New Years Eve ? (time frame : 7pm - 3am)
Tough one - youre taking up Their new years too - hope they didnt have anything planned but i think 80-100 is good
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DO YOU WANK PROFESSIONALLY, OR JUST AS A HOBBY?
Well since i dont earn money for my great american pass time - unless im donating it - i guess its a hobby
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I feel like quitting answerbag. are their any tips to convince me to stay?
Trolling! Trolling is a great passtime and can even be a form of art if you do it right.
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Being alone makes me want to kill my self; being socialy inept with women has lead me to believe all hope is lost i have suicidal thoughts so freaking often every time i think of this. will someone PLEASE tell me its not wrong for me to kill my self over
Tee Roll a sauras rex
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Whats the hardest Liquor have you ever had? Was it good?
Golden Grain Is a Pain
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A friend of mine told me not to be depressed because it's for weak people. What do you think about that?
WEAK WEAK WEAK WEAK WEAK
Merry Christmas
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If the Bible is about justice, then why do so many people who are enthralled with it advocate injustice and oppression?
I'll just leave this here...
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Explain God in one word...
Fake
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Would you believe that Answerbag has "science trolls"? What other kinds of trolls are there?
Trolls can be funny sometimes - although arrogant, sometimes its that arrogance that keeps me coming back to the forums
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What are some good comebacks for anything?
Heres a Grammar Nazi Situation:
"Hahaha you're laeving town tommorow?"
"Cant you spell? I think you meant leaving..."
"The ultimate goal of communication is to get someone to understand what you want them to, i think most people knew i meant 'leaving'"
"I could Barley understand you..."
"If you could barley understand what i was...
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What would happen if two black holes collided?
are you trying to pointe towards the LHC?
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Have you ever ran over an animal?
For the longest time i was driving i never hit an animal, i would even Aim for Them when i was driving so that i could finnaly say that i hit something. Then one night Mr possum sat in the road, and i saw him for a while, let out a monotoned "Ahhhhhhhhhhh..." and *SPlat
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Are the Harry Potter movies responsible for the moral decline of our children?
No but this book is
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Who do you believe is or could be the anti-christ?
Obama?
No - thats just plain ignant
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What do the mailmen do with all the letters that children send santa?
use them to heat their mail jeeps
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If you were born into a tribe w/no contact w/modern civilization, you never hear about Jesus or the bible are we to assume you are going to hell?
No, they arnt going to hell.
heres another question. If there was a White tribe in africa, do you think they would censor out nudity?
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Why is Oprah's weight so important to the news media?
Jenny Craig Diet didnt work for her. AND she's friggin OPRAH MAN! OPRAH! like the top of the top in all the womens minds
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I really like my teacher n ive known him for a few months but i really like him. hes really sweet and he likes me (as a student). but i think i'm falling for him. weneva we make eye contact we keep it for ages. wen i c him in the hall he smiles at me.
This site is so filled with friggin 14 year old OMGLYKEKEWL girls its comparable to GAIA
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Do you think Christianity was formed out of fear of persecution?
I think it was formed as a Cult ( in the negative sense of the word) And they had to come to america to escape being critisized for it
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Did Clarissa really explain it all?
Not as much as Sabrina the Teenage witch
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I am 25 years old, single mother 2 kids.. been living with my mother since day 1,, and i feel like now its time to move on,, but i am just scared I might not be able tto do right on my own.. should I go for it, any advice???? please
How old are they? Depending on their age than can somewhat start raising them selves, being somewhat more responsible. It doesnt hurt to have male influence in their life though. If they are still under 10 or so you might want to stay with your mom, for the extra help
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Where can i buy tarot cards?
is that a typo for carrot cards?
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This or that cabbage or apple
sex or ben and jerrys
male or female
gay or straight
jon or john
your ma or da
or uncle or aunt
pork or bacon
girl or boy
sister or borther
grass or green
cca or bba
im a celebrity or big brother
xx or X
mmmmm Im gonna ahve go with No Vs No, No Vs NO, And NO NO NO NO NO NO
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I have a guy that has been calling me every day two to three times a day. However he never ask me out. He is not married and he lives alone. what do you think his problem is he is over 40
40 Year old Virgin - Live Action!!
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I lied to my girlfriend that I had cancer. The lie spread like wildfire and there was no way I could retract it. The deception lasted 6 wks until she finally found out. (thank God). I lost her and all my friends and family. I despise myself for what I did
Yes i would also like the know the question... Unless you accidentally a whole cancer one time
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What television show did your father watch all the time when you were a kid?
Theeee Playboy channel , may his soul rest
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How is Christianity different from other religions?
Well i hate them more than other religous people....
And they seem to be more --- in your face retarded and intolerant
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Does anyone play world of warcraft?
No
Evolve
use a condom when WOW
As it can give you diseases that ruin your life
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Can u past a day without talking or without open ur mouth?
Glad you dont open yours, hate to hear what would come out of it the way you type
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Obama won. Are you happy!?
No - n-o No...
Not at all...
Nada...
He wont be grand and might make americans lazier than Dey Already IS
they are
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Do you think the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was necessary or genocide?
I think its necessary to do that to the whole middles east
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What are questions you would ask a prisoner of the holocaust?
How many of you are left?
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Do you take Answerbag crushes seriously?
Yeas OMG sooo Much srousness
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How early do you get your x-mas tree?
NEVER IM A JEW
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I think i want to cheat on my husband to hurt him for doing it to more than once. He's betrayed me and my trust too many times, ive been good to him and hes so sure i'd never hurt him. Should I cheat on purpose?
NO divorce him for ADULTERY and then Tie him up and have sex in front of him with someone he hates
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Men: if ur wife nags and gets in ur face is it ok to hit her? even tho she's fighting cuz you betrayed her trust over and over?
are you like a 16 year old who just got married?
UR UR UR UR THO THO THO
No dont hit her dumbass unless she's hitting you.
EQUAL RIGHTS!!
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What would you say that could convince me to get my baby circumcised?
it looks fucking gross if he's not
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Is the bible a lie?
Here you go
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Is the bible a lie?
Theres your answer
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"Last one there is a _____"
pile of dicks
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Can minors(under21) buy,consume,and have Non alcholic beer in California legally?
Beer already taste like piss - so i dont see the point in drinking it if youre not gonna get drunk off it , just go drink some soda
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If you were garanteed to get away with murder, would you?
Hell yeah i would
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When you really think about it, is abortion really that bad?
When i really think about it... no. it is not.
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Why does becoming a Christian change lives?
YARGH! Im a pirate
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What did you think of on 9/11/2001 while the terrorist attacks were going on?
Thank god!
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God put us first:John-3 -16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.Thank you lord.
Well thats not a question so youre being denied
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Ok boys and girls,how about a "dumb question of the day" contest?
If i took all the poop i made in a life time and built a 6 foot high wall out of it how Long would it be?
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Where will you be this Christmas?
I'll be at satans house with Hitler, Hussein, and jesus
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Would you date someone who has a psychologist or a therapist?
Not only would i date them, But id have a threesome with their psychologist
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What exactly does "sloppy seconds" mean?
Well the story goes like this - Once a woman has sex her vagina becomes like a squiggly octopus and its all wet and droopy, and then 5 seconds later she has sex with another man and that man gets "Sloppy seconds"
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Why do the Anti-Bush people support Obama? ...The understandable reasons anyway. ..
cause theyre black
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It's ____ time!
it BONER time!
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If someone walked up to you right now and gave you $10,000 but said you could not spend it on yourself, what would you spend it on?
Dildos FOr everyone in GeorGia!
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What is the first thing that comes to mind upon hearing the phrase, "That's woman's work"?
Washing the dishes, cleaning the house, cooking me some feed, Sexin, Makin me a sandwich, etc...
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What would you do if you woke up one morninig and found your body inside out?
Well i guess id start by taking my instestines and stretching them out as far as they go, and then shitting in my own mouth by taking my now extruded anus and stretching it to my face
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Can you name some old cartoons? I liked Tennessee Tuxedo and Hong Kong Phooey. How about you?
some Betty Boop and Felix the cat
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My gf wants us to be jst friends as she is busy wit studies,y does she sms me daily n tels me she mises me frm tim 2 tim.shes in europ n im in africa.she's comin 2 train in my country in summer.hw do i react.i cant be friends.i cant reply the sms too!
GOD Damn you DO live in africa with that spelling
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If the world is not flat then why do we look up at the stars?
Becuase you have feet that go up you tard face
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How do you fake a fever fast, not like putting it up to a light bulb or hot water i need good answers. dont tell me you shouldnt or something like that
rub your hands all over your genitals and then rub them on your face - WORKS everytime for me!
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I gave blood today. How did it feel when you first gave blood?
I felt an extreme sense of salvation when i gave the blood of a goat to my lord and master
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Does it really matter that I am a Scorpio?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no
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Why do people say believing in A god is unlogical when they can not disprove god?
Can you disprove thats theres a tiny teacup so microscopicly small that you cant see it Floating around Jupiter?
SO IT MUST EXIST AMIRIGHT?!?!?!
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My dad says that ALL religions are evil cults. Do you agree?
maybe not all EVIL cults - but all religions are cults
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Got any links for free downloads for photoshop?
Nice try FBI - nice Try
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Why am i gay? Why do kids make fun? Why do i have to go through hell at school?
School is hell no matter who you are. Your gay because your gay and thats that, cant help it. Heres a protip - find something about the people who make fun of you that they wouldnt like getting around - or JUST start some nasty rumors about them
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If you knew you were going to die tonight who would you spend your last moments with
my penis
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What would be a really bad name for a restaurant?
Ass hats Sushi emporium
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Does asking someone, as an answer or comment, when they will "stop being a prick" qualify one for the penalty box?
I read that question about pre-pubescent boys and Laughed my ass off at it
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I have been DJ'ing at my high schools radio station for the last 4 years. Should I go to college to get a degree on stuff I already know or should I apply to a Radio station straight out of high school?
you make a "mix tape" of your work - Degrees mean crap if you dont have the skill to back it up - they want someone GOOD - and if your good enough they'll take in your tape - and Go find an internship
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NAACP more than or just as Racist as the KKK?
Why yes the NAACP would like to lynch a few white people
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Why do some people need to ask such vulgar questions?
AND just whats wrong with Vulgar? were not kids forever - in face we're adults for most of our lifes - so why make everything "kid friendly"
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What has God done in your heart?
It has done ---- Nothing?
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My computer Crashed and I had to reinstall the recovery disk and reinstall all programs. I can get Windows media to play but not i tunes, How do I get the music from my backup files to play on i tunes again?
Simple - Get VLC Media player and give iToons the boot
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Hypothetically, if you saw a baby and knew without a doubt that it was going to grow up and destroy the world, would you kill him? keep in mind that you would go to jail as a baby killer, your love-ones would hate you and your life would be destroyed.
Not only would i Kill it, but id EAT HIS BRAINS TO GAIN HIS EVIL KNOWLEDGE!!
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Ok, the US now has a leader "of color" and we've only been around for 250 years. Europe likes to opine constantly on what US ought to do, what will it take for them elect leaders "of color"?
You mean Black?
cuase he's black...
and i dont wanna hear no Half and half crap
cuase he's obviously more than 50% black.
IN other news - Some countries might see us as a "weak" country for having an inexperianced man in office, specially one whos not for war - were already getting threats from russia. Such as if a woman were president - many countries still dont...
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What is you favorite thing to eat; vegetables, meat, or equal amounts of both?
MEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEATMEAT
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When you try to download something and it tells you windows can not open this file windows needs to know what program created it, why does this happen? How do I get the programs I need?
What is the extension of the file youre trying to open?
Type that into google and click on the first result
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I am in 9th grade and there is this 7th grade girl that punches and slaps me hard, like I hate you hard everyday on the bus around her and my friends. Now i am a boy and i dont like to hit girls, but she gets my nerves. Please someone give me some advice
say this :
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
*Slap*
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Do u think Obama is going to be a good president and WHY?
no becuase he is going to take my job away - and get rid of guns - and make it hard to be an american - and then america will go into a great depression and HE WONT HELP IT AT ALL
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The population grows faster than the supply of available jobs! What solutions might the world come up with in the future?
War
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Ever since i got out of my first real relationship i've had a hard time getting over my ex. So to make my self feel better i just hook up all the time, buh its getting to the point where ppl think im a hoe. I can't help it tho. what shud i do?
UR Such A HOE - im gonna use you to make my garden better.
nawwwwwww j/k
Go to eHarmony.com if your a white christian folk and they'll find you a PERFECT match.
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Is it okay to make-out with my boyfriend while on my period? Especially if things usually get "Handsy"?
I just had hot kinky PERIOD SEX and there was blood allllll over the towel and on me and on her and it WAS GREAT!!!!
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I'm a teen guy and I shaved my pubs yesterday for the first time because I heard thats what girls like. Is this true? And how long will it take for them to grow back because I now regret my decision.
Some girls i know like it - and in my opinion i think it IS better to shave them off. Think of it this way, if a girl was about to go down on you, do you think she'd like a nice mouth full of pube? or even during normal sex where loose pubes could come off on her. Imagine if you will looking down at your junk and seeing CRABS or little lint pieces!? Shaved pubes dont get those!
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What will your home be like if large scale global warming happens, with the year round temperature 15 degrees warmer and the seas rising by 20 feet? Will your place be under water?
The earth has been cooling for 10 years - listen to the Niel Bortz show
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If you bought a friend something and you said it was a gift, then a few month's later, the friend gets drunk and says she hates it because it reminds her she cant pay you back... what would you do?
Take the damn gift back...
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Why do you always have to be like 13 and older to sign up for something.
im surprised 13's can do anything. I guess people under dont know what theyre doing?
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What is light as a feather, but no one can hold it for long?
A Womans Heart
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The engagement ring I want is $15,000 with a real diamond and I am fine with a Cubic Zirconia which would only cost $1,300. My finace thinks it's dumb to do a fake stone. Would it matter to you if your engagement ring was a cubic zirconia?
marriage in itself is a waste of - Everything. Why cant people be happy just being in love?
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Is it hard to convict someone of rape?
If anything its too easy for a woman to.
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What separates Jesus from other religious figures?
A Raptor Jesus
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Should the u.s.troops pull out of Iraq?
it can stay in Myraq and never have to pull out
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Its illegal to speed... Why make normal everyday cars able to go speeds double and sometimes triple the speed limit?
Because more than half the cops wouldnt have anything to do if cars never sped
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What will happen to America if after McCain gets elected?
Were going to the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!...
IN SPORE!!
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To all dog lovers; i have just read a sick question (where can i eat dog) why would anybody want to do that.
Because im Curious as to how it taste
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Everyone. Lets try to make this the longest train of random quotes out there EVER! Put your favorite quote on here I'll start: In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! , Each prayer accepted, and each wish resigned.
Alexander Pope
But really from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind
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Can meat be sexy?
HUmans are meat tooooo :D
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What will happen to America if after McCain gets elected?
I will move out of it, to south africa or england or somewhere where id have to learn a second language
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If you believe in God, please help me understand why we go through such rough patches in our lives?
Because god doesnt exist
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I feel like Ive fallen in love very deeply, except that its for everything, the universe, all beings, the Earth. Whats going on?
You just turned into a HIPPY!
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Why are schools free, fire company assistance free, police assistance free, but hospitals that could save a dying person not free? Why are we all paying for a war to kill people, when we could be paying for medicine to save people?
Because simply put, America is Corrupt
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What was the reason for Tampa Bay changing from the Devil Rays to just the Rays?
yeah i bet its jesus, or christian people throwing christian bitches and non christian things
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I have an ambition...the ambition is that I would really like to kill someone before I die. This probably isn't the best ambition, huh? Preferably someone I've known for a long time and am 'close' to. Am I messed up? Probably.
No, youre not messed up, if you wanna kill someone before you die then go ahead. But i never said anything O.o
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My sisters breasts are so huge she has back problems and i think they weigh at least 10 pounds each what can she do?
she should, be introduced to me, :D
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I've observed that, contrary to popular belief, girls get better along with their fathers and boys with their mothers (with exceptions,of course). Do you agree?
Opppposite sex DOG People go for it
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For those over 30: How often do you see your parents?
NEVER!!!!
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How were the rings around Uranus formed?
I forgot to wipe
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Do you think men feel threatened by a young woman who is upfront on what she wants?
Wait, There's women out there that know what they want??
Introduce me to them
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Im 22 she is 16 I told for her that she is too yong for me so she text me but she werr avoiding me and one day I told for her there is make senese to talk you she is realy mad at me I dont know what I supose to do because I really like her?
HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MAKE CONCIEVE?
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Will JW's ever open there eyes?
are you talking about Jews? or who --- oh wait nv jehova or something.
Theyve opened their eyes just like everyone else with a religion has
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How to make 0.05 into a fraction?...
5 out of 100
.5 = 1/2
.05 =1/20
.05 x 20 = 1
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Does it make anyone else mad that stupid 4kids is letting its viewers pick the first opening song for Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds? 4kids really pisses me off damn it!!!
Please tell me your not serious about a kids show opening theme song and youre actually asking other people about it
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Whats the difference between xbox elite and xbox premium
i dont think theres been problems with the elite, where as my Premium is being a broke piece of shit
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Suck
My
Toe
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My brother watches hentai freqeuntly.
Personaly I think its wrong.
What do you think?
i think its --- sexy
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My brother thinks that the bible is just a fancy story of some people.. can anybody help me convince my brother to believe in the bible?
no because your brother is right
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My family are christians and they detest anime, saying stuff like, "It's against the bible." and "God wouldn't want you to watch those kind of things." So yeah, I was wondering if someone could help me with this. Is all anime really that bad?
sounds like some overly god induced person is using the "GOd wouldnt want you to" Excuse. Does god say anything about moving pictures or cartoons in the bible? no - so tell your parents to STFU - they just dont like and theyre trying to scare you into not liking it too
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If you were the last person left on Earth, what would you do?
Smear shit on the white house - and on every church i could find - and on congress
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Barack Obama not only supports abortion on demand, but also infanticide. Do you think these are positive traits? If so, why?
New on channel 1 On Demand - ABORTION!
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Would you be for it or against it if they made alcohol illegal?
Id be for it IF they made weed legal,
Other than that AGAINST i like my Jack
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I am looking for a book that can help me with my boyfriend giving up drugs. Does anyone know of any?
he smokes weed? theres no reason to stop him then, its less damaging to the body than cigs or Beer bu yet its still illegal
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What is your opinion of Hilary Duff?
I used to call her shiny, she is kinda pretty but the fame has probably gone to her head,,,, NOW its all about Miley
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How would you take it if your boyfriend of a year found out you loved him and said he wasnt ready to go there to that point in the relationship? Would you stick around and wait or leave?
I dont get the big thing about saying "The L word" to someone - its like everyone knows that you just go into a relationship for sex and fun instead of looking for someone you actually Want to be with for a while-
If he's not ready by now to just say " I love you"
dump his ass
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Why do so many people deny the existence of God?
Becuase im a satanist
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If it meant going to heaven or hell, would perform a fellatio on jesus?
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What is the stupidest warning label you have ever seen?
DANGER!! DEATH OR SERIOUS INJURY CAN OCCUR!
- Realyy? here i was thinking i was immortal
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If someone called your grandmother or someone very close too you and called them a bitch and you knew who that person was, would you kill that person or would you beat them to death?
you gave the option of killing them, or killing them
Hard to chooooose
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What would you do if someone knocked on your door,you answer it,and they either digest or urinate on your front steps,and after they were done,they say "thank you for your time" and walk away?
say "what a great idea" then go to my neighbors house
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What do you think of straight people?
i think that their sexual preference lies within the opposite sex
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I HAVE A DVD THAT I WANT TO RIP OR TRANSFER ONTO MY LABTOP SO THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO UPLOAD IT ONTO WEB. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE HELP
Nice try FBI, Nice try
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Does it annoy you when someone is so overweight on the bus they take up 2 seats and u cant sit down?
i just hate fat people
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Which are best....Mac laptops or Microsoft laptops?
MACTOPS like this
http://eshop.macsales.com/shop/ModBook
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DO I NEED TO LIFT THE ENGINE ON A 1992 GRAND PRIX TO CHANGE THE OIL PAN
NO THE PROBLEM CAN BE SOLVED BY SIMPLY TYPING IN NOT ALL CAPS
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A female co-worker cornered me in work today, and rubbed her hands all over my body whispering sweet nothings in my ear. What do you think this means?
You gonna get rapped.
Think of all the completly opposite answers this question would get if it was a guy doing it to a girl
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Did you go directly from high school to college, or did you take any time off to work? Do you ever wish you made the opposite choice?
i graduated in 2007, took a year off then decided to enroll in college...
then about 3 days ago i said "SCRew that, i dont wanna be 100k in debt, ive still got life to live"
So now i work and enjoy life and learn what a wanted to learn in college by myself
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What might help youths give up knife-crimes? There have been 21 fatal stabbings in London this year, all young men under 21.
Give them sticks instead
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What led you to believe there is no God?
Common sense
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Men - You've just met a gorgeous woman. She's sexy, long legs, soft lips, dazzling eyes, smily and cute, nice curves, a real goddess. When you try to approach her, you discover she has a weird voice, nasal and squeaky, like inhaling helium. What happens?
Id punch her throat and make her a mute, then bang her like a crazy monkey on experimental Viagra knock offs
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Who was the greatest person to ever walk planet earth?
ima go with a Non Jesus answer and pick someone who we all know existed.
Steve Jobs
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Why is gold so valuable?
becuase we made it that way, you can put whatever price on whatever you want, as long as people are willing to buy it
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Would you rather break an arm (your dominant arm) or a leg?
Arm - i can use my toes as hands - for serious
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What would you do if you found a bag of weed?
Id smoke some and sell the rest to pay of my fuggin CREDIT DEBT
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What is there an abundance of where you live?
drug dealers, Red Necks, Niggers (niggers can be white too fyi, or any other color) and in general a bunch of fucked up kids
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What is the first really scary movie you remember seeing as a child?
Childs Play
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Can you describe your father in one word?
Alcoholic
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Women i want to know. when i'm nice i seem to get treated badly and all i get left with is anger, but when i only care about me and be a dog women seem to like me better what is up with that. this whole situation is confusing me
Its becuase those Women arnt women - theyre still just girls - girls like assholes - women like gentlement
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Is 'letting the wind take you where it will' sound scary, thrilling, or a dream come true?
Even if you go where the wind takes you - the wind still has a direction
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Have you ever met a white person who listens to East Indian music?
Everyone whos seen this Video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
Loves it
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I am a adult and have friends staying over that are down on there luck. thay adults as well should i tell them i wet the bed and wear dipers? one friend is guy and the other is a girl.
Instead of telling them, hook up a tube to your genitals that leads to a container underneath the bed and pee in That
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Something you put in your mouth but dont swallow?
:D ha HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa your expecting a perverted answer, and just saying this lets you know my answer
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Do you do wierd things when you are alone? for example, I am now home alone and as I was walking for a glass of water I sang this stupid song and danced at the same time (would never do it in public)..LOL am I alone? If you do, please give examples!
I used to shout things like ANUS and PORKCHOP SANDWICH in crowded public areas - and at parties id do the 'turkey' which is wear you put your legs through the arms of a sweater But still put your head through the head hole - give it a try and tell me what you see.
I do 'weird' things in public cuase its more fun to get reactions
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If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?
Google with a big Y behind it
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Which music is better country or rap?
Well i like more rap songs than country - given the choice between the 2, i'll say i enjoy some good ol' fashion Gangsta Rap more
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What would you do to help the Earth?
I poop on the ground, on trees and flowers and plants
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Scenario: A gay couple adopts a baby. When the child becomes older and realizes his situation is different because he has two dads and no mom. He decides he would rather have been in a more traditional setting. What should that child's rights be?
It appears as if you think only Gay parents will condemn a child to eternal Suffering. Although the topic is about gay parents - you seem to miss that you dont consider everything else into "Reality". "Reality" Is that so many things go into a childs development, Enviornment, Race, Genetics even - thats its just plain Ingnorant to point out Gay couples. Let me tell you about...
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Scenario: A gay couple adopts a baby. When the child becomes older and realizes his situation is different because he has two dads and no mom. He decides he would rather have been in a more traditional setting. What should that child's rights be?
Obviously you dont mind fighting with one -ie Indigo.
Riiight Tex - agree that on what little words ive placed here - hence my CLOSED MINDED comment.
Click the link much? YOure fellow is a hypocrite.
Heres some links for you
http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1216079575262.jpg
http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1216078826946.jpg
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Scenario: A gay couple adopts a baby. When the child becomes older and realizes his situation is different because he has two dads and no mom. He decides he would rather have been in a more traditional setting. What should that child's rights be?
Wtf do you mean "Real World"? Theres nothing "Fake" About anything in the world. Oh yeah speaking of profanity makeing you seem unintelegent -
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3177732
Observe that before you cast judgement
Mans man and Tex - May you both burn in hell for your outright closed minded beliefs and in others words "How dare you talk to a lady in such...
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Someon put a joint in my pack of cigarettes and I smoked one of the cigarettes out of the pack and it had a slight smell of marijuana on it after I inhaled. Two days later I took a piss test. Should I worry?
Yeah - youre boned
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How come everyone who is popular on here seems so shallow?
:P actully im doing pretty good - getting ready to finnaly move out of the house and start teh College life in Orlando area. :D
how are youuu?
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Can You Prove GOD Is Not Real?
There certainly will be someone who will try - im not one.
Thats why its called Religion and not Fact
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Is it me or are so many people arrogant, ignorant and empowered by their anonymity on the Internet. It seems people have a lot more courage hiding behind a keyboard and screen. In the real world, saying the things they do they would end up in a hospital.
Its definatly anonymous that gives you more "power" to do this things - almost like running around invisible.
Sometimes i do it to let out the anger - as to NOT get punched in the face - or i do it for the Lulz
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Is it me or do some people just not have any sense of humor on AB?
Mmmm ya damn right! Though the Phillisn guy is right though - cant put feeling behind text, facial expressions - tone of voice.
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Can a girl get pregnant if boy did not put his thing inside her?
If your talking about Creampies - yeah its possible. No one said anything about havin to have a penis in you to have Sperm in there.
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If your Daughter was pulled over for driving with out a license and having a marijuana pipe, Then spent 9 days in jail for refusing supervised probation would you continue to punish her? If so what would this entail?
I can understand driving without a license - but the pipe? Those arnt illegal unless theres substance in it - which the substance shouldnt even be illegal. Id say that Jail was good enough - perhaps she has not learned her lessons yet - but its best if she learns them on her own actions.
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When did "no" start meaning "yes, yes, go ahead?"
are you thinking about Rape?
Or do you mean that when someone tells someone Not to do something they do it?
Its because they told us not to - so we REALLLY want to
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Do downrates diminish you as a person?
Every downrate is like - chipping off a piece of my soul - a soul based on points
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I am a gay man and me and my partners pride weekend is comming up tommorrow and we are still debating on what to wear. I want to wear my purple dress and him a green shirt and pants (i have the female role) but he feels it will look silly. Suggestions?
Wear what you would feel comfortable wearing, if both of you want to wear dresses or jeans then go for it.
Though i do find it wierd - that even in Gay relationships theres a "man" and a "woman"
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By age 15, how many times had you had sex...no disrespect to personal privacy
Not - untill i was 16
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If I think that two guys kissing each other is disgusting, then are there people out there that find it disgusting when a guy and a girl are kissing?
The beauty of Eyes is that you dont have to look at something if you dont want to - what a lot of people here find it hard to believe is that if you dont want to see it - turn your head.
And oh yeah it can be disgusting to look at man and women kiss - depending on the man and/or woman.
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Who Does it for Lulz?
I do MEgaman!! I love the Lulz!!
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When is a good age to give a child an allowance?
I think This LInk answers your question
http://dagobah.biz/flash/FLAIL.swf
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Have you downloaded the new Firefox 3.0?
Yes - part of the whole "Biggest software download thing"
It seems pretty grand as firefox always is
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Is it ok for a 12 year old to play with my unloaded gun?
Hell yeah it is - Its unloaded right? you might as well just be handing him a metal stick.
Theres a difference between being TOOOO Safe - and using common sense
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Can you please name the known AB trolls?
Im trolling right now - But only for the Lulz -
I troll those who are kinda - hypocritical and put their lifes Drama up on AB
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I propbaly shouldn't ask this, which is weird I joined this site so I could ask things and be honest..but it seems on this site unless you are perfect and with no opinion or humor you get in trouble..is that true?
Trouble SMubblle - be as much dick as you want - its just an account - make a new one if your banned
But one thing though
"Do it for the Lulz"
and not for reals
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What's worse: Oral Rape, Anal Rape, or Vaginal Rape? (and why?)
i think whats worse is Me Raping you for the answer you gave to my friend about her being raped.
Youre on the my Rape list
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Are atheists and very religious people at either end of the spectrum of faith and do they have the same closed minded attitude?
Atheist are probably atheist becuase they looked at all of the religions, and didnt agree with any of them, so they tried things. People of only one religion will outright Deny your ass for thinking anything other than what they believe, they are the closed minded.
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Could Jesus have lied about him being God so that he could start a church and a whole new religion that so that people could follow his morals and philosophies?
Anyone can lie - Thats how Scientology started!!
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If AB were to attend an expo of some sort and were going to sit in front of a large audience and answer questions about anything, which five members would you pick to represent AB?
You would definatly be one
Sherif RiffRaff would be anotare
Indigo
IDNE
and someone else that i cant think of
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How high will gas prices have to get before we start to see a dramatic change in how things work in the US? $6 a gallon? How high would it have to be before you refused to drive?
its hard to drive now at 4$/ gallon. but gota get to work and do whats need. I think at around 5 or 6 people will start buying Motorcycles or ride bikes
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I think 40% of you are crazy( I like that in a person), 20% actually have normal questions, 20% are youngsters with real life questions,..... Those other 20% You know who you are. .....Are just bored and have no life. Are you in group 1, 2 , 3, or 4?
Im Crazy with normal questions - but i am bored half the time - time well spent trolling
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Do you downrate people for fun? Reveal yourselves!
I like to Troll assholes - Like Trixie here
http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=263004
Everyone go troll her now!
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Anyone else annoyed that 'god' and the 'bible' is brought into a court of law- (not an atheist) law is about fact so until proven fact it is fiction...right?
Yes i do find it annoying - this country was founded on the constituional belief that Church and State shall be seperate yet everyone always brings God into any crime.
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What are everyone's fave sayings/mottos etc?
"Trixies an asshole who needs to shut her mouth" is an all time favorite of mine for the past 30 seconds
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Are there any christians on this site?
No im afraid everyone on here is either Atheist or worships the devil -
Every other person you come across on this site believes in Jesus
Excludeing me
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Does anybody know how the moustache was invented?
it grew on our face, and thus, the mustache was Born.
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Would you rather have an extremely low IQ and a lot of friends or a high IQ with no friends?
I think the people would High iq would want you around to Mock - and cause youre a fun person to be around *SMILES*
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Which do you use? Dude, man, boy, guy, or gentleman, and chick, woman, girl, or lady?
All of those except Gentle man
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Guys:your (educated opinion please) on feminism?
Feminism Today is just lame - Stop fighting for no reason, youve got rights - Looks at MADD - so stfu. Feminism back Then, that had purpose, they did whats right and what was needed to progress. Todays Feminist are just - weak and want to complain about something.
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When you're with friends and have to use the restroom what do you say to them?
I gota go piss
or
Wait -- gota shit in the woods again.
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Am I severely overweight if I am 16 pounds overweight?
Buy a Wii Fit and it will tell you
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What does god physically look like?
Liek This
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http://www.skierpage.com/images/southparkgod.jpg
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Do you have sticky fingers?
Only after a nice wanking
- Oh wait you mean stealing? Yeah... Ive had some sticky fingers, with chicken from wal mart.
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Do women now have equal rights as men? Why is there not a woman president yet?
They have equal rights - or greater rights. There isnt a woman president yet becuase no one likes the women that Run for president*.
*STFU HILLARY CLINTON!
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Why does god hate me?
God hates everyone, thats why he killed a girl in my town in a car wreck while she was on her way to church. Flung her right out the Sunroof and on her head.
Yep - God exist alright-
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It's May 31st...so why does Hobby Lobby have Christmas decorations, Christmas ribbons (a whole aisle), and Christmas craft projects for sale already?
Off Season items, best get them now For christmas
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For all you brave enough, please state what clothing size you currently wear and what country you are from.
32, man, USA
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I'm 15, and recently started talking to this guy online who's 42. my sister got mad at me when she fount out, and said i shouldn't be talking to him. its not like we're hooking up, we're just friends. whats the harm in that?
As long as you guys arnt talking about sex then theres NOTHING WRONG with just talking. If you ever do meet him though, go with a few other friends too. Im 18 and i have a 14 year old friend and sex is the Last thing on hers and my mind. All these other people are just paranoid becuase of the crap they hear on the news.
in reality- theres a lot of people around that age on answerbag, and if...
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I'm 40...he's 18... comments please
More power to you, if you can find love without using Age discrimination then i guess you guys are good.
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How do you tell a girl you want to go out with her?
Build your self esteem up and then ask her out, if your rejected, youve got enough left intact to ask someone else out.
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What is easy?
Everything - it just takes time
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Am I severely overweight if I am 16 pounds overweight?
Buy Wii Fit and it will tell you
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What does Jesus have to offer you? How cool is that?
Bestiality
And its very cool
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How many people believe 9/11 was caused by terrorist?
Whoever downrated me without an answer is pretty Lame
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Some say that Hitler was a jew himself.Is it true?
Wierd that people are bringing up that his Grandfather was Jewish. Being Jewish by blood can only be passed down by women. I.E his grandma wouldve had to be jewish and given birth to his Mom who would also be jewish, he would be jewish but if he had kids with a Non jewish woman, they would not be jews.
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Why do so many people seem to want to pretend 9/11 and the many other terrorist attacks never took place, just hope everybody can just get along? Did the world just stand by when Hitler was terrorizing Europe and Northern Africa?
Some people just dont want to face Reality
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Me and my girlfriend had intercourse 2 weeks ago. It was her first time and i enterred her without a condom at first and went slowly. I then withdrew and put on a condom. Now my girlfriend has been complaining of lower abdominal movement and her breasts a
even though your question is unfinished - i think we get the idea -
she's probably just freaking out since it was her first time, you dont feel Movement after 2 weeks, its around 2 weeks that the Spermed egg even gets settled in
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Do birds wank?
I love all your asnwers + For everyone
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Iam smoking marijuana since i was 18,i need help how to stop,iam losing my life and family.i smoked everyday.can u pls help?
Its not addictive, you just like smoking it, so the only thing with quiting is giving up something you love.
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Why can't i have more will power and say no to over eating
Cuase Food Taste Great - Give this a try
Be poor, then you cant buy food.
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Why dont we eliminate Religion? People SHOULD be smart enough to stop believing that sort of thing now.
Here is an answer for everybody. In a real world sense, lets look at Katrina. Those people believed in god, and god killed them, but thats actually not my point. Faced in time of crisis They killed those who tried to help them, shooting them from rooftops or whatever, With or without the believe of God. When pushed to the limit people dont give a damn about anything anymore except on Surviving....
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Christians accept the Bible as fact yet argue against evolution despite 100,000's of bits of evidence for it. How do YOU justify saying ONE book is OK to prove one thing but 1000's of books are not OK to prove something else?
Simple -
Christians are raised Closed minded, so they wont accpet anything else. Therefore, are annoying.
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Should immigrants that are trying to obtain US citizenship be required to learn English?
I heard somewhere that when we tried to make English the Official language of the USA, people got PISSED.
Yes they should learn.
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Do you like charmander?
He's okay - i prefer CHIMPCHAR
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On veal: Does the cruelty lie in the inhumanity some/most calves are subjected to or is it the fact that they're all very young?
Even after after watching a video about how the cows chickens and pigs grown for food are treated in and out side of the Slaughter house - it didnt change my mind at all. I love Meat
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Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
becuase its a sexist question -
and i actually remeber things that SEVERAL of the ladies i know Dont
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Do you text while you drive?
Ive tried to - but then i stop cuase im sure i'll crash if i keep going.
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Is it right to talk about your ex's in a new relationship?
People do it all the time - its not RIGHT or WRONG - its just something you do, just not often.
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Who's hungry? lets all go to hooters! I'm buying meet me at the hooters in plano tx
God im hungry -- Beer Chicken and Breast sounds good right now
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Who is the most manly man in the world?
African Tribes men
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Why is having more than one wife/husband illegal in the US? whats the reasoning the government gives gives for this? there is seperation of church and state so it can't be a religious thing...
yah, we SAY seperation of church and state, but if you really think about it, how many government and christian things are related.
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Do I want to legalize marijuana because I want to get high?
I dont see why not, if the only benifit of cigaretes is lung cancer then i think getting High is a good enough reason to make it legal
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Have you seen...THE DOG, THE CAT & THE RAT? Pretty cool situation and some "words of wisdom" from their homeless human. The Animals look well fed and the Guy has a positive attitude...worth a watch! Vid in Answer below.
Wow that is pretty cool. He's right - if only humans could get along like that, and the cast of Tom And Jerry.
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How can I keep a mail cat coming to the door to see my female cat ? Without harming the mail cat.Thank you for your help
:D Mail cat mail cat MAIL CAT!! Heres the Mail the never fails makes me wanna wag my tail when it comes i wanna wail MAAAIIIILLLLL.
Wait for the female cat to be in heat, then he'll be around all the time.
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According to the commercial I was just watching, do guys really find the smell of bacon "intoxicating"?
i just salivated a little thinking about bacon
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Hey, im looking to lose ALOT of weight...im thinking about becomeing anorexic or bulimic. i know its a shame on you sorta taboo, but i have seen peeps who have been, and they look fantastic. what should i do?
refraiming from using the word "peeps" is a good start.
Not eating is better than Pukeing everywhere, you rot your teeth and its a waste of good food. BUT you actually have to eat something to loose wieght, folowed by some activity
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What is the etymology of the word "craptacular"
The simpsons - on the first Christmas Special episode. Homer put up the lights and Bart said they look "Craptacular"
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If Trees could talk,What would they say?
"Suck My Dick"
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Most horror movies are over-rated. I want to watch something that will genuinely scare me. Suggestions?
Hell Raiser is pretty great, more freaky though. Youve probably seen them. For a reallllly Stupid cheasy one, go for GAG :D Its as good as its name
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It looks as though John McCain and Senator Barack Obama may make it to the final, Whom do you think will be suited to the post of President of USA?
after listening to Obamas Priest, i dont know if i want him around. he went to a church taht priest that kind of stuff, so he might be a Black sheep in a White fox's clotheing
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Could someone explain the basics about a tablet? I was considering buying it. Like, is it the same thing as a computer with touch screen abilities, or can it only be used for things like drawing and writing? Can you have the internet on it? Thank you!!
Depends on the tablet, its sounds like your talking tablet pc, which is a Laptop that you can touch with a pen. Desktops get mostly Wacoms, I have one, a 4x6" Rectangle that you plug into your computer and you drag a pen across to write and draw and do anything a mouse could do plus more. Try checking the Wacom web site for more info
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Nine year old insanely good at guitar hero. What do you say to that? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzNcheoY6U
Damnit, i cant even do that song.
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I tried to download the Windows XP Service pack 2, but it locked up everything in my computer. I can no longer access my files or even signon. Other than wiping everything off and reloading Windows XP, is there anyway I can retreive my files?
If you can take the hard drive out and set in an external hard drive shell then maybe you could acess the files on another computer?
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What do you think of Hannah Montana?
I think she has some Multiple personality disorder action going on
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What's the purpose for the little hole on the side of the bowl on a glass marijuana pipe? Best way to use it efficiently?
Sounds like a first timer - Yeah Funny Bunny is right, a way to get more smoke in.
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My shy guy friend lost a bet & has to run down his street ANY WAY i want him too---how should i make him run?
make him walk down the road like a speacial person, wearing a helmet
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Is anyone else getting irritated by the constant "Do you think *insert name* is the Antichrist?" questions? The Apocalypse & Antichrist will come when they come, which will be, as said in the Bible, Completely unexpected. Nobody will know its coming
Well there is that thing in 2011 i think that says the world will end then, as said by mayans and actually a few other people hundreds or THousands of years ago that point to 2011, its Creeeeeepy.
And IM the anti christ bwa ha haaaa
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How to report a car stolen if you are registered owner and allowed your daughter to use the vehicle but she wont make the payments or return the vehicle?
Reeepooooo
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If my boyfriend gives me a laptop as a christmas gift and I broke up with him, can he issue an arrest warrant on me if I don't return the gift?
its a gift, he GAVE it to you, not let you borrow it or you stole it. so its completly yours
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What is the most disgusting thing you have stepped on or in?
One time on the trails on the woods in steped in Moldy Human Turd -- Hobo Human turd :( with all its Whiskey and roadkill remnants
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Do you think the celebration of Martin Luther Kings birthday is Necessary? It seems rather insignificant to me. Seeing as how all he fought for No one respects to this day, Segregation is everywhere.
Those who were forced west? Native Americans - West Indians. Hypocrites have nothing to do with it - i was state those whos' personalities involve hypocracy.
I was wondering as to why we still bring racism and predjudice and all these "Wrong" Things Into our lives when we come to a social standard that these things need not exist.
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What do you think of Racial terms such a "NIgger, cracker, Chink etc."?
Read my answer for insight
It seems to me that people are often too offended by these words. They are just Words, composed of letters and take different meaning for different people. If you really want to eliminate the meaning behind the racial slurs, stop refering to them as "The N-Word" "Strong language is uses" All that nonsense on the news. Stop treating them as its some Speacial package of hate...
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Im sure this will be rejected since answerbag is left wing, but I am working on a pill to cure homosexuality and restore the mind to heterosexaul thoughts. What are your thoughts on my idea?
I think its a grand idea, if you can "Cure" it. Although i think its probably more of a genetic Alteration, seeing as how nowadays they say being gay is in your genes. Shame on the Homos and all these other bastards for Bashing someone who's trying to achieve.
"I realize you have the right to your opinion, and i have the right to have an opinion on your opinion"
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Are men stronger than women?
whats all this bull about women being emotionally strong?
Anything sets Alot of women off, stupid little tid shits, specially on the period. If anything women are emotionally weak as all hell.
Downrate me.
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How long is the longest friendship you currently have?
Since before preschool - so i guess 13-15 years?
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Is it possible to be in love with two people?
Of course, If its possible to love 1 person romantically at one time and another one at another time then its possible to love More than 1 person in such a manner.
Though - its best if you choose one, or are a polygamist
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Do real men meditate?
Only elfs meditate
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Why are moms more understanding?
Who Cares!!! sick o
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What is a rough idea of how many visits to a tanning bed that a VERY pale person would need to achieve a light tan? (a close friend wants to stop looking like death)
probably 1 or 2, but theyres always a few good hours in the sun to help that problem
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Wii, or 360?
i have a Wii but i want a 360, They both have good t hings, but i want a 360 for online play and all the awesome ass games.
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My ex-wife is pregnant with my son but is very bitter about our divorce. She told me when my child is born she is going to name him Faggy McGayhomo so he won't be the manly son that I wanted. How can I stop her?
Well - I dont think anyone would legally accept that name , she's just being an ass about it. And you can always get a name leggally changed if she manages to do it.
Manliness also comes down to how manly HE is, not his name.
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Does it annoy you when people can things "retarded" or "gay"?
no i use those terms quite often, not cuase i really WANT to but i grew up around everyone saying it so i say it.
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What does "you don't get a round mouth by eating a square meal" mean?
Im guessing it means something along the lines of The Variety of food you eat. A Well Rounded person is refered to as someone whos studies in lots of fields. So maybe the saying means that if you eat the same things over and over you wont develop a taste of all the other foods
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I have a somewhat new fence (2 years old) and the back neighbors dogs or kids have busted 2 boards, and I can't fix it. Who is responsible for the repair? They claim I am... I think they are. What is your opinion/suggestion?
All it takes is some 5/4 board and like 8 nails. Not really that hard to fix
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Do you ever wear clothes more then once before washing them?
Yes, and ive been wearing this pair since saturday :D
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Why do yo think about this quote: "It's a Wonderful Life"?
ITS A LIE! ALL LIES!!
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Is there some truth in stereotyping in todays world?
Well you gota think about what a stereotype is, or so How it came to be. Its becuase ALOT of people of that certain group Tend to do THose Things. Sure it doesnt apply to everyone, but 4/5 says its true.
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At the end of Cowboy Bebop does Spike die? I've read conflicting answers so I'm not totally sure.
Yeah he does - that thing at the end about Carrying that weight, is dead wieght. And the stars disapearing and all that JAZZ
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Do you agree or disagree with the theory of global warming?
YEs it exist - tottally - The world went into a great Freeze before and now its time for a giant ass Heat, we'll be living in giant Bio Domes to protect us from UV's And all the cars will run or Kerosene() or some other non polluting fuel
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Today, i arrested an 11 year old girl for physically assaulting her eight year old brother. eleven! is this Americas future?
WOw this sounds like that time two kindergartener's got arrested for playing cops and robbers, with their FINGERS!
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Is redneck an offensive word?
Well its kinda like the word "nigger" but more accepted. Rednecks know theyre rednecks and other rednecks call them rednecks. But the difference is given teh situation - a non redneck who calles someone a redneck is an offensive manner, the word will be.
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If you could prove without a doubt that God doesnt exsist and never did, would you tell or keep it to yourself?
I would keep it to myself - I dont think all the religious people could handle there Not being a god, thusly throwing the world into Chaos
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Do you gain or loose weight from smoking weed? smoking weed makes me hungry all the time, does that mean that increase my metabolism too?
my brother smokes it everyday, a few times a day, and is just as scrawny as i am, probably only 170 lbs or so.
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Why are some questions downrated even if they are not biased or slanted one way or the other?
Becuase some people are buttholes, I know sometimes when i get downrated for nothing at all really, i'll go and downrate the people who were able to downrate so many points in the question.
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What is the best beer on planet Earth?
The best beer is Whiskey :D
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What's your favorite CLASSIC Disney movie? As in animation.
I think i liiiike - Lion King, although not so classix.. I also like A goofy Movie.
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Do you know what to do with your money?
yeah i go blow it on a bunch of Crap i dont need, like a DS and Games and A Not wearing seat belt ticket.
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What does a gay person look like? How does someone "look" gay?
Usually a Gaydar comes in handy for finding out, not all gay people Loook gay
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Do you think depression is a "real" disorder? If not, why not?
as much as id love to believe its not a disorder - rather than just a state of mind that can be controlled - Id have to say yeah it is.
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I have the biggest blind pimple on the tip of my noes and it is so big that my entire noes is bright red and numb! I avoided going out yesterday, but today i have to work! its so embarresing, what can i do to make it go away, or make
you could - go with it till it dies?
People are usually nice enough not to say stuff about it...
Or get some makeup
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How do they get the bubble into the level?
they
dont fill the tube up all the way?
look at your plastic coke bottle after a few sips
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What is your favorite song by Queen?
Holy crap im listening to them NOW!!
I like the song "Somebody to love"
And Play the game
And damn near all of them
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Are you willing to listen to people trying to convert you?
no, cuase its rude trying to convert someone from one belief to theirs cuase they think its right - I dont like THose people
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Do you have a quiet and uneventful "private life', or do you have a rocking one?
My life is quiet and uneventful Public
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What is the weirdest looking animal you can think of?
The worlds ugliest Dog
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Pot smokers are arrested in America at a rate of one every 45 Seconds, is this a waste of our criminal justice resources?
mm yes, total waste, so much effort could go into something else -- Like giving tickets to people not wearing seatbelts a month before christmas.
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Why so many educated and civilized people are leaving Christianity?
Educated people are leaving Christianity cause they are SMART!
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Can a wild rabbit breed with a domestic rabbit?
Can a penis fit into a vagina?
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What would you reither do drink and drive or get high and fly?
High and FLY
Doing anything Drunk is dangerous - but being high is fun and adventerous
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If Bush pisses you off so much why do you still vote him, or why don't you vote against him?
i didnt vote for him -
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Does Oprah Winfrey annoy you?
mmmmm Feminism - delicious
YES
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How many of you smoke marijuana? I see lots of marijuana questions on here.
im ive recently rediscovered its wonders, it hits you all at once and it makes you very relaxed,, I loved it
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Whats the difference "Profiliing" and "Stereotyping"?
:) sorry - im done, i was done awhile ago but i stillll feeelll it
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What was the last thing you made by hand?
Love :)
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Hentai or gory anime?
mmmmm Hentai :D just cuase im a wierdo
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If i buy a nintendo ds in the usa will english games also work on it?
I think you mean like games from England, PAL games, Yeah it'll work, i play japanese games on my DS, no mods or anything, the DS is region free.
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Are you kinky?
YES, i just did Stuffs with my mom, my stepdad, and my little sister Alll in the house and awake :D
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Does anybody believe in a third chance for a relationship?
I had a third chance, and it was the best chance, but in the end it still failed..
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What is your opinion about religion? Which religion are you?
In the hands of irrational people, religion sucks. BUT If there ever was a day when everyone was rational, then it might be alright.
Im Agnostic
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Whats your favorite type of pie (apple, pumpkin, cherry, etc)?
Pumpkin, and banana Cream
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If it came down to it; would you eat another person to survive?
MMm of course.
Theres really no better meat for you than human meat, becuase it has everything you need Vitamin wise in it.
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What do you hate?
Bigots and the Closed Minded
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Why are so many men Homophobic ( not that women arent) Do they think every gay man wants them?
If you actually look at guys and the stuff they do, some of it gets pretty Gay.
Like in sports, slapping each others asses.
My brother and his co workers all play "the Penis Showing Game" from the Movie Waiting.
Some guys look at others penis in stalls, "Comaparing sizes" so to say.
Wrestling in itself, has some gay moments.
In the olden days when women couldn't...
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What is your most, absaloute favourite Greenday song?(my on is Holiday)
Blvd Of Broken Dreams
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I havent read the bible, but how can the virgin mary be a virgin when she gave birth to jesus?
Well, its still possibly to get pregnant, even if youre a virgin.
You dont need a penis, just semen.
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What is wrong with legalizing gay marriage?
So
lets just all agree to let people do what they want to do.
If people want to get married, let them, regardless of gender and race.
Truth is, Its not destroying YOUR life - so why complain about it?
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If in order to drive you need a Drivers License, what do two lesbians need?
a video camera
for my young perverse mind
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Do some people love Jesus Christ more than their own family?
I say story man because his story has been told over and over again in different forms.
But you seem better than 'normal' christians, you dont deny people for not loving jesus.
So youre cool :)
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What is wrong with legalizing gay marriage?
True Magenta - I am sorry for doing so, but its kinda, built into me, i grew up in the times and its stuck to me. BUT im trying to get to Not saying it, or if i do i say Ghey - if that does anything.
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Do some people love Jesus Christ more than their own family?
Bah, Hell no
Id much rather love the ones i KNOW exist here with me, the ones who have HELPED ME for sure, gave birth to me and will ALWAYS be there for me rather than some over rated over toled story man
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Do you mind drinking beer which is at room temperature?
if its non american beer, most of that stuff is built to be warm so it doesnt taste like ass
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How would you feel if you got fired from work?
I was kinda pissed - cuase i told the man that a month before hand that i was going on a trip for a week, came back and he "temporarily laid me off" cuase he hired a mexican guy to take my place.
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Do you like to be awakened from deep sleep by your partner starting foreplay or looking for sex, or would you rather stay asleep?
I used to that to my girl :D it was great - and she loved it. I would love it too.
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You're on a blind date...and suddenly the person you're on a date with starts talking to someone you cannot see.What do you do instinctivly ? What would you do if you didn't want to offend them?
you sure he wasnt on a blue tooth phone?
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Do you like to read in bed?
Yes!
I read the text from my pokemon game before i go to bed :)
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What is the worst way you have been rejected or dumped by someone?
When i flew all the way out to california, she lives there ( I live in Georgia) and 3 days later she ended it.
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What web site do you visit the most?
Deviant Art :)
...and myspace
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What has your experience with marijuana been like?
I was relaxed, spontanious - and i got pulled over for doing 61 in a 45 :D But thats all i got cuaght for
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If you just fell down the stairs what would be the first words out your mouth be?
Im pretty sure id be shouting a Bunch of words on the way down -
but at the end -
Probbably "balls"
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What word do you hate hearing?
Guestamate
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Question of the day: Where are all the good men?
They left with all the good women
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How do i file my taxes now that i am married to an illigal immigrant
Simple, she's not illegal anymore :D i think...
marriage does that to Non US citizens
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Do you believe that sacrificing of animals by followers of Santeria should be protected under their right to Freedom of Religion in the United States?
Freedom of Religion means Freedom of Religion - im pretty sure that was a LAW made here before animal abuse came in.
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What is more fun? Sleeping with some completely random person or someone you love
Mmmmm Mmmm Love baby
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Does Microsoft Vista have any serious problems?
key word - COMPUTER ILLITERATE
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I just broke up with my girlfriend. We are scheduled to attend a wedding together soon with her friends. I told her that I didn't feel comfortable attending a wedding as her date with her friends. Is this unreasonable?
Its not, but hey WHo could pass up all the free food and good times at a wedding? MAYBE ther'll be some nice brides maids there :)
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What's you're talent?
Licking my elbows
... and 3d art
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Why do people drive slow in the fast lane?
God i hate those people... they even go like 5 miles slower than the limit, and then thers an equally slow person in the right lane and they block all the traffic.
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Does Microsoft Vista have any serious problems?
For some reason, mine keeps randomly restarting itself during 3d renders, something my 4 year old dell with a 64 mb video card - gig of ram and 2.16 pentium 4 never did. compared to a dual core 2.4 3 gig ram and 128 card.
So i hate vista -
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Would you support a measure to cut back the U.S.A military funding by 50% and use the cash to help those in need around the world?
I would love it if that happened. You know how America is now like " Oh em Gee the baby boomers are getting social security and we cant pay for it!" ....
Maybe if you didnt spend BILLIONS of dollars on the war this wouldnt be a problem. Even if we gave each of the 70 million baby boomers 1 million dollars to live off of, it would still be less than what we've spent on the war.
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I am 16 and my bf also 16 was over at my house and my mom caught us in the shower together. We were only showering together to save her money on the water bill and I told her that but she still got mad. Why is she being so unresonable?
HAhahah are you serious?
I dont know of many parents who wouldnt get pissed at their daughter takeing ashower with her BF when she's 16.
that water bill thing sounds kinda like one of those 80's movie excuses for teens to get naked ;p
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I just found out my eyes are 20/30 and 20/80. Is this terrible? Will I ever see the world as its supposed to look?
what those #'s mean are "What other people can see at 20 feet, you see at 30 feet and the other sees it at 80" so yeah, your eyes are kinda bad. 20/20 isnt perfect, its just normal
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I'm a girl and I am interested in growling a mustache/becoming a bearded lady. How should I start?
I would go with the steroid thing, i hear they turn men into women - and women into men. Not saying you want to be a guy - but if you did your breast would shrink... But youd get that moustache!
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Honestly, would a parent let their daughter on her 16th birthday have a sleep-over and let boys there, including 1 girl's boyfriend? (I've been told this by a person who tends to waffle a lot, and don't know should i believe him.)
Eh, if youre worried about it but dont want the kids to Hate you, tell the guys to sleep in living room and keep the doors open
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What's your name?
Ryan
Aka:
Commrad
Cornrad
Corn Corn
Spider Jesus
Monkey man
Cum Rag
Beavers
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What could you not forgive someone for, even if they were truly sorry?
a woman who has left scars on your body from abuse.
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Can a dog become pregnant if you get the two dogs separated once they are connected?
From what i hear its IMPOSSIBLE to disconnect them once that happens... unless you rip him off.
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If you are in pain, do you inflict pain on others to make yourself feel better?
Im pretty sure i do it subconciously , but towards the person who caused it
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Men, what do you think about women who don't tend to their nether bushes?
well, i guess it depends on how it grows.
If its popping out of the batheing suit - please shave or trim, but if its kinda tame on it own well then Alright!
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Can you be diagnosed with a Phobia?
OF course, thats how people can really get away with it, like that closed space one - Claustaphobia(Spelling sucks)
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Pluck, shave or wax?
I used to let it be,,, untill i got OUT of control, so i shave every few days
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Why do most of the state's name ends with ''''a''''?
Becuase we as americans Love Latin becuase it makes us sound smart --- to bad no one knows it
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How do you like to take your showers? short, long, warm, HOT, cold?
LOngish Hot showers -- becuase im a guy -- and make my showers as PRODUCTIVE as possible :)
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Do you ever get that shopping cart from Walmart with that one annoying wheel that does'nt turn right?
mmmm hmmm, and sometimes i get one with TWO annoying wheels!
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What are some good birthday party ideas for a girl who is turning 12?
She's probably wanting to explore Make up if she doesnt already. Depends on the girl- i know some 12 year olds who would love to meet Barbie, and others who want to meet satan ---
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Have you met that special someone?
Yep,
Met, date, Loved, and now she's gone...
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In the light control intersection, when the light become green, I pull up to the middle of the intersection to wait for the on-coming car clear up, then make the left turn, one car from my right came into intersection to hit me. Whose fault?
If he came in from the right, as in ran the red, definatly his, most everyone i watch stays in the middle of the lane to make a left.
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How far are you willing to go to prove your love?
Love has taken me many places in many different ways
For my first girl i took a train from atlanta to near Virginia beach to see her, and drove up there once too.
For another ive flown across teh country to San Diego, my most recent ex, all for not. Ive even gone as far as Fasting and self mutalation as punishment for the things ive done wrong to them. BUT i cant live life with regrets :)
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I am on The Pill, with my partner for 2 years, 100% sure of no STDs or STIs. Should we have 'unprotected' sex, although I am on The Pill?
ONLY if youre 100% sure of his no Disease and 100% sure that the pill is working at maximum
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Put the word "tampon" into the subject of a Movie title. (ex: " The little tampon that could")
Free Tampon
Tampon and the Brain
Tampons Labrynth
The Tampon before Christmas
Corpse Tampon
300....tampon
The Tampon Altimatum
007: From Tampon with Love
Austin powers: The Tampon that Shagged me
Tampon Harbor
TAMPONZILLA
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What can you put on pasta besides meat sauce?
Put somes Basil and Extra Virgin Olive oil and some MOZZERELA CHEESE thats been kinda melted on it
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My dog brought home a rabbit's head. Should I be concerned about rabies?
RABIT + BABIES = RABIES
I dont think he should have them ;p
Plus thats pretty cool, keep the head in that preservative goo
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Does your hair grow fast?
My hair goes from Zero to SHoulder in 1.5 years!
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Men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken. True or False?
FALSE- All the retarded men are taken, and the good ones are left alone--
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How do you like your tea?hot or cold? what do you put into it?"
I make a giant pitcher of Sweet tea, Lipton
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Im 14 and I was at my community pool last week on its last day before the summer and I dove off the diving board and my bikini tore off and floated of. The pool was crowded and I was so embrassed I ran off and had to walk home naked I just want to die now
....whats the question?
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If you had a chance to say one thing to the president... what would it be?
Back in the day we used to call you types Retards
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How's the kids?
Still Borned :)
...thats wrong
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L1 L2 and D-pad Buttons won't work, But the X,O,Square,Triangle buttons work fine and both analog sticks and R1 R2 Buttons work fine too. What is the Problem?????
Ring Ring RIng goes the telephone
Yeah that guys right, Designed so that we have to take it to THEM and get it fixed. ONE TIME my ps2 controller didnt work becuase of one of the metal things inside the controller plug magically fell out.
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When was the last time rode on a bus?
I rode a public transit when i was in Sand Diego about a month ago - It was fun because it was a bus ride with more than just school kids.
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Please help me with some home remedies for removal of tan on face and hands
Become a nerd and play WOW all day long in a room with no lights but only the subtle glow of the monitor
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A close male friend of mine told me Hilary Clinton will never get elected president because she's a woman. What are your thoughts on this?
I dont want to vote for her becuase she's like one of those over protective MADD Moms - We do have alot of people in this country who would be against it, just becuase she Is a woman - but if Obama is pres then WELL we have a new era in hand.
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Would you say that there have been more wars fought in the name of religion than for any other reason?
I would say that nearly every war has a religious Tie to it
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Is it true that if your eyes are open when you sneeze that the force will pop your eyes out of their sockets?
i would think youd have to be born without eye lids to Not blink with you eyes closed, then again your eyes would fall out no matter what you did then
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How far out over the ocean can i see, in miles, while standing on the beach?
its in my personal believeness that you can see allll the way to the other side- or till the earth curve overlaps itself, everything is just so small that you can see it.
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Will redheads ever become extinct?
I most certainly hope not! Red heads are sexy, speacialy if they are naturally red, seems to add some kind of Spicy girl feel to them
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First kiss: Tongue or no Tongue?
My first kiss was a rape kiss with tongue from a girl i had only known for 18 hours :D -- and thats serious
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Which month of the year would best describe your personality?
Lets see- One personality belongs in June, for my techno-ignore-life-problems personality. THe other side would go to Setember for the OMG-im-gonna-go-die-cuase-im-really-sad half
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Alright, I admit the question about getting back at a guy by getting pregnant was unethical. So, who agrees that i was stupid for asking?
I wouldve gone with just asking if they would CHeat BACK - the whole pregnant for revenge thing seems like something a very retarded blond girl would do
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My neighbor beat his son with a curtain rod for spilling milk on the floor, even though the poor kid apologized to him immediately and agreed to clean the mess. Was it right of my neighbor to do that?
Back in the days that was called dicipline - but seriously that guy sounds like a douche, report him
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Do you have any advice?
You may flow with the wind
But even it has direction
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What do you find most enjoyable about life?
I would have to say - getting ready for college, or if im taking the question wrong. Being an Artist
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Are you a teenager?
Just the sexiest 18yr Around :D
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Why do people in this day, with this technology and advanced science, still believe in God?
Becuase theres nothing much to do, so believe in god and have something to do --- Or its just that people dont have much hope and fill their senses with a false security (GOD)specially christians - wow their crazy.
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There's a perception that in homosexual relationships, there is 1 partner who's more masculine, and another who's more feminine (one gives/one takes, one is butch,etc) I don't know many homosexual couples.Does this apply at all or is it a load of rubbish?
I dont enjoy how most gay guys think they HAVE to be feminine to be gay, you can still be a MAN and like other MEN - you dont have to pretend to have a vagina to like guys
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Have you ever taken the blame for someone else?
Yes, when my lady friend did a doughnut in my car in the school Lot and the principal got us, i told him i did it
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At this point in time, do you personally wish that George W. Bush's presidency was already over, or don't you feel this way?
I really cant wait for a new president, I can barely remember what Clinton was like - cuase i was 10 when Bush came in- and NOW WITH 18 YEAR OLD POWERS I WILL REST ASSURE THE PUBLIC OF NO RETARDS RUNNING THE COUNTRY
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Which of your personality traits do you hope to not pass on to your children?
I hope to not pass on my Psychological disabilities and general CRAZiness
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What's your favoite way of preparing and eating eggs? Scrambled, poached, hard boiled, fried, or "other?"
i like to scramble them inside the pan so i dont have to stir it before hand
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Is there a reason why vanilla ice cream is the most popular flavour besides the fact that it can go well with any kind of cake or pie?
Becuase its WHITE! :D Everyone one loves WHITE things! hahaAaaaaaa
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Why don't women put the toilet seat up?
Hahah i love this question. Women want equal rights? Then if we have to put the seat down, you should put it up. I actually Kneal down to pee becuase of the way my stream shoots, never makes the mark.
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Whats the last thing you ate?
Some Ramen i believe, But Salomnella has turned my body into a Slushie machine so i dont eat much
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The kitty litter I just bought says "Not for human consumption". Is this really necessary?
The Real thing is, with the way People are SUE happy now a days, companies dont want Any form of lawsuit against them for stupid crap with their product, Like the kids superman suit - it says something like "Does not enable Flight" on the tag.
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Have you ever had a conversation before bed that ended up in your dreams?
Yes, and sometimes i hear other peoples conversations that theyre having around me im asleep, be in my dreams.
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When shopping, have you ever accidentally forgot to pay for something that was in your buggy then realize it when you got to your car? Did you take it back & pay for it or just keep it & go on?
I was a cashier for alittle while, even though its the Right thing to do to take it back, its really our responsibility to make sure EVERYTHING was accounted for in the cart, So yeah ive walked away with free stuff sometimes :D
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How patient are you with an impatient society?
Mmm i used to just accept society for the way it was and the Fads it went through, but lately, its really been buggin me on how 'retarded' everyones gotten
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Are you really happy or just pretend to be?
I barely even pretend to be happy...
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Has there ever been anything (or anyone) that it seems that everyone finds funny, yet you are the only one who doesn't?
Most of the shit my friends do is unfunny, but i laugh anyways
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Do you think that theres always a reason behind cheating?
I did it once... It was to be with the girl i really loved. But its still not a good reason to Cheat.
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Have you ever seen a child do something so incredibly silly that you want to burst out laughing, but had to pretend you were slightly upset so they wouldn't do it again? What did he/she do?
Just yesterday me and my little sister when swimming in a shallow end of a river, and for 5 minutes she just sat there squatting. I asked her "Shelby what are you doing, peeing?"
"No, im takeing a poop"
WHen she got out you could see lumps in the bottom of her batheing suit.
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My bf has a disorder which causes him 2change moods very quickly, we sometimes fight and he gets angry and tells me2get out of the house n neva call him again.idont leave cuz i know in a couple of minutes he will be all back to normal. should i leave?
if he's Bi Polar for real then dont leave, unless he's abusive then get the hell out of there. But if he's just being a bitch then you should go.
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In a team situation, how do you deal with someone who thinks he knows it all?
If they do KNow it all, Listen. If its a smart ass who likes to babble big words and bull shit to sounds smart, converse him/her with an equal amount of bull, see if they understand
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Are you a boy ar girl?
Madame i believe i have the Soul of woman, but have been cast to forever live shamelessly in the body of a Man.
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Where do you download music from?
I wait for the song i want to come on the radio and then Tape it with cassets. Or i watch music videos ON DEMAND Record those and RIP the audio....
Naw i use limewire and isohunt
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My PS2 able to play dvd but not games? seeking advise and possible solutions. Tks
I cant put comments, But to that last Anonymous, Why the hell would they make a PS2 GAMEING SYSTEM THAT ONLY PLAYS DVDS!?, And i would either folow that ForeSkin COmment, or just go get a new one, not the slim kind... and then a wii cuase theyre awesome.
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Do you read serious literature?
I might not read "Serious" Literature, but i Seriously read whatever peaks my interest.
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What pieces of literature/books do you demand I read?
I DEMAND you to read some Calvin and Hobbes Comic Strips, and then the Canterburry tales if i spelt that right.
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Can male rabbits be gay?
My Dear Boy EVERYTHING is GAY!
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If you could decide how women should go to swimming pools, would you decide to go shirtless or pantless?
if i could put comments up i would.. But in reality i would choose topless, i thought putting that up would met Expectations
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If u have a cuzin and ur dating her other cuzin thats not related by blood or marriage is that insest
if u culd pleaz not talks lyke a stpd bastard that wold hlp
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Why is my 12 yr old neighbour being such a b*tch?
A: She was born that way
B: She was Raised that way
C: She's had her first period
D: Shes a damn 12yr of course she's going to be a bitch
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If you could decide how men should go to swimming pools, would you decide to go shirtless or pantless?
DENIED
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If you could decide how women should go to swimming pools, would you decide to go shirtless or pantless?
If i could decide to block senseless perverted questions from being posted on answerbag, i would choose DENIED!
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How soon after a session of chemotherapy does it begin to do its work?
I would imagine Radiation to kill stuff damn near instantly. If it doesnt id give it less than a week.
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Can you really get breast cancer from sleeping with a bra on?
IN all my years of booby touching and sleeping with my topless girlfriend ive never heard such cancerous blasphemy!
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Riddle sent to me from an old flame. Help! My name is Karren without an n. Put an underscore where it should be one one three it aint alf cold, so what must i be what? It isnt a girl so it must be guy and that dot makes good company
sounds to me like youre old flame is an old retard. Lets see what this would look like. Karren - N = Karre. Put an underscore... Kar_re? One One Three? What the hell does Alf mean? Why is there What 2 times in the same question?
This is what i get. K_arre.113
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WITHOUT BRINGING RELIGION INTO IT, can you name one good reason WITH FACTS, to support an argument against gay marriage or the gay lifestyle for that matter?
I myself dont see the big deal of marriage. Its just telling the government that you are a couple and then they can do some taxing Bull crap to you.
Way i see fit is if youre with the person you love, thats 'marriage' in itself.
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