Answerbag: REDNECK BIKER's answers

Answer to How long have you been there?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:11:33 -0800

How long have you been there?

Almost 10 years, and I have a bad liver to prove it!

Answer to Now where did I put that magic wand....?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:09:40 -0800

Now where did I put that magic wand....?

Ooops...sorry....I used to scratch my back :/

Answer to Have u ever been in a wreck? tell me how it felt and tell me how bad was it.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:02:52 -0800

Have u ever been in a wreck? tell me how it felt and tell me how bad was it.

I crashed my motorcycle at 65mph, broke all my fingers, and had I not been wearing a full helmet I probably would have died later from head trauma. I trashed the bike. I did it in front of a group of young kids standing in front of a donut shop around 12 midnight, and it devasted them-being so...

Answer to Whatcha doin'?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:59:53 -0800

Whatcha doin'?

Eating chocolate on the couch

Answer to In-N-Out Burger or McDonald's

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:59:05 -0800

In-N-Out Burger or McDonald's

In N Out. I love their "secret" menu as well too. MAKE MINE ANIMAL STYLE!

Answer to What are your most valued possessions?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:56:14 -0800

What are your most valued possessions?

My custom Bike and Truck

Answer to How can death be like an awakening?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:39:42 -0800

How can death be like an awakening?

I was almost killed in a motorcycle accident on a freeway Easter morning many years ago. Not an Awaking, but almost like a new life-a new birthday. I often refer to that day as....my rebirth.

Answer to What exactly is a "redneck" and what is the origin of the term?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:09:05 -0800

What exactly is a "redneck" and what is the origin of the term?

REALLY, ARE WE GONNA GO THERE?, I MEAN REALLY... True Southerners know the difference between a redneck, hillbilly, a good old boy, southern gentleman and lady, but apparently many yankees dont seem to. They tend to not be familiar with the socio economic infastructure of Dixie. REDNECK: ...

Answer to What would you like to hug?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:04:21 -0800

What would you like to hug?

I would like to hug a white tiger

Answer to What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:57:04 -0800

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

An insurance company is called!

Answer to Wheres your home state?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:30:12 -0800

Wheres your home state?

Southern California

Answer to What is something you would love to dip your feet into?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:29:35 -0800

What is something you would love to dip your feet into?

Warm melted chocolate

Answer to Little_________?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:26:50 -0800

Little_________?

Little....GOES A LONG WAY

Answer to What crunches if you step on it?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:25:35 -0800

What crunches if you step on it?

Glasses

Answer to What would you never put your tongue on/in?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:24:41 -0800

What would you never put your tongue on/in?

A fan

Answer to What's the name of your favorite watering hole?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:20:45 -0800

What's the name of your favorite watering hole?

Cowboy Country

Answer to Are you researching anything at the moment?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:18:50 -0800

Are you researching anything at the moment?

On line traffic schools

Answer to Does anybody love bicycles or motorcycles?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:17:17 -0800

Does anybody love bicycles or motorcycles?

Hell yeah! especially mine

Answer to Egg _____. What goes in the blank?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:15:50 -0800

Egg _____. What goes in the blank?

Egg wash

Answer to If you could give yourself a nickname based on a true fact about yourself obv what would it be

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:19:33 -0800

If you could give yourself a nickname based on a true fact about yourself obv what would it be

I did. It's Rowdy Biker

Answer to Can I have a hug? I'm feeling really depressed today...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:32:43 -0800

Can I have a hug? I'm feeling really depressed today...

Well...if you wouldn't mind a big biker bear hug I guess.

Answer to What object, when thrown at you, will make you laugh?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:09:29 -0800

What object, when thrown at you, will make you laugh?

Jell-O

Answer to What would you like to borrow from me?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:35:12 -0700

What would you like to borrow from me?

Time. Chrome don't clean itself!

Answer to In what part of the house do you like eating cereal in?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:31:33 -0700

In what part of the house do you like eating cereal in?

In the living room and on the couch!

Answer to Is 54 too old to change careers - to become a commercial truck driver?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:14:22 -0700

Is 54 too old to change careers - to become a commercial truck driver?

I'm in trucking. Sometimes drivers are asked to help load/unload freight, anything keeping you from being able to lift/pull heavy items?. Driving up to 500 miles a day can take a toll so theres a lot to consider.

Answer to Name something that you really enjoy doing.

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:24:51 -0700

Name something that you really enjoy doing.

Riding my custom bike.

Answer to Where is the weirdest place that you have found something that you'd misplaced?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:19:09 -0700

Where is the weirdest place that you have found something that you'd misplaced?

After a night of heavy drinking, I woke up the following morning late for work unable to find my truck keys-which were attached to the house keys. Could not find them anywhere!, so I was forced to call a locksmith to switch out the locks at $350 on my truck, and $175 for the house doors. Arriving...

Answer to Do you AB at work?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:14:59 -0700

Do you AB at work?

Sadly yes...business is slow.

Answer to What beer can you not stand the taste of?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:01:58 -0700

What beer can you not stand the taste of?

Heineken

Answer to What is never alright to you?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:00:59 -0700

What is never alright to you?

Physically hurting someone or animals.

Answer to What has made your life worthwhile?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:50:05 -0700

What has made your life worthwhile?

MOTORCYCLES

Answer to There is nothing like _____________?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:45:43 -0700

There is nothing like _____________?

There is nothing like owning a motorcycle-putting your kness in the breeze!

Answer to Have you ever had something slammed on your finger? What was it and your reaction?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:40:39 -0700

Have you ever had something slammed on your finger? What was it and your reaction?

I broke three out of five fingers on my right hand when my 900lb motorcycle tipped over at a high rate of speed and and were slammed and caught between the tank and pavement.Squished 'em good!

Answer to Do you like bees

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:33:37 -0700

Do you like bees

I get stung every weekend when I ride my bike in the hills-can't say I'm liking them too much.

Answer to What have you taken by mistake that belonged to someone else?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:28:55 -0700

What have you taken by mistake that belonged to someone else?

Grocery carts... I have a tendency to leave them here and there, come back fill it up, and many times I have grabbed someone else's, only to find out later at the checkout!

Answer to What does your face reveal about you?

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:15:24 -0700

What does your face reveal about you?

That I mean business...

Answer to Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:20:55 -0700

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

Home Depot

Answer to I am most skilled at _____________. (Fill in the blank ?)

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:17:54 -0700

I am most skilled at _____________. (Fill in the blank ?)

...Customizing motorcycles

Answer to Would you like to live in the space station?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:14:21 -0700

Would you like to live in the space station?

And I would ride my motorcyle where?

Answer to What is the most simplest household item you can think of?

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:12:09 -0700

What is the most simplest household item you can think of?

Bottle opener

Answer to Is your foot narrow or wide?

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:05:52 -0700

Is your foot narrow or wide?

Wide, that way it hurts more when I plant it someone's ass.

Answer to Name one pest that is native to your area

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:08:20 -0700

Name one pest that is native to your area

Flies

Answer to What's your favourite thing about life?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:06:09 -0700

What's your favourite thing about life?

Motorcycles, and the freedom to ride them wherever I want!

Answer to What will happen if I push that button?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:05:31 -0700

What will happen if I push that button?

The toilet will flush

Answer to Do you answer incoming cell calls from "unknown numbers"?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:02:42 -0700

Do you answer incoming cell calls from "unknown numbers"?

Nope....never

Answer to Something a cowboy would Never do is?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:01:55 -0700

Something a cowboy would Never do is?

Real cowboys don't line dance.

Answer to Do you even remember telephone #'s anymore or do you just check your cell?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:59:05 -0700

Do you even remember telephone #'s anymore or do you just check your cell?

Sadly I don't and it worries me if I ever get thrown in jail!

Answer to What does it mean when you have the same birthday as some one else but they were born in a different year than you?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:53:01 -0700

What does it mean when you have the same birthday as some one else but they were born in a different year than you?

Absolutley NOTHING (A SLIGHT COINCIDENCE IF ANYTHING)

Answer to Do you have a place to hide?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:52:35 -0700

Do you have a place to hide?

Nope, so I'm forced to hide in plain sight

Answer to Which long-since-axed TV programmes are you missing the most?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:24:32 -0700

Which long-since-axed TV programmes are you missing the most?

I liked Chicago Hope

Answer to I say banjo, you say ______

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:17:13 -0700

I say banjo, you say ______

HEE HAW!!!

Answer to What is the cause of itching when you dont have dry skin it is just a little tingle what makes you want to itch?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:55:15 -0700

What is the cause of itching when you dont have dry skin it is just a little tingle what makes you want to itch?

Dry skin

Answer to What is something that is impossible to look cool while doing?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:53:53 -0700

What is something that is impossible to look cool while doing?

Walking along the beach wearing a speedo

Answer to THINK..if your enemy or anyone who hates you, is in danger,would you help him out?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:16:03 -0700

THINK..if your enemy or anyone who hates you, is in danger,would you help him out?

Yeah, who knows, we might become friends afterwards.

Answer to What do your hands smell like?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:15:25 -0700

What do your hands smell like?

409...I just used it to clean the chrome on my motorcycle. Lemony fresh!

Answer to How do you react when you see a woman's armpit hair?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:10:21 -0700

How do you react when you see a woman's armpit hair?

On everyone in my opinion.

Answer to Which one do you like better? Jeff Daniels (actor) or Jack Daniels (whiskey)

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:05:53 -0700

Which one do you like better? Jeff Daniels (actor) or Jack Daniels (whiskey)

Jack Daniels

Answer to Do you think prisoners should be picking up more trash?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:58:36 -0700

Do you think prisoners should be picking up more trash?

Yes...if they can be trusted to not run into traffic.

Answer to I bought frozen french fries from the store last year. they said best buy 12/2008. do you think they are safe to eat or should i toss them in the garbage.

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:50:24 -0700

I bought frozen french fries from the store last year. they said best buy 12/2008. do you think they are safe to eat or should i toss them in the garbage.

Most likely only the flavor will be effected. Maybe dried out.

Answer to Who else thinks that Michael Jackson's casket should slowly turn from black to white during the memorial service?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:45:36 -0700

Who else thinks that Michael Jackson's casket should slowly turn from black to white during the memorial service?

Of course as his song "Doesn't matter if you're black or white" plays!

Answer to Do you have spiders in your house?

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:43:18 -0700

Do you have spiders in your house?

Hardly ever, but seems when I do they are HUGE!

Answer to Something you should never tell an immigration officer !

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 08:24:05 -0700

Something you should never tell an immigration officer !

I'm here illegally

Answer to Do you wish you entertained more at your home? What's stopping you, if you don't?

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:50:47 -0700

Do you wish you entertained more at your home? What's stopping you, if you don't?

I have a really nice place, but only a few friends that don;t have many friends themselves.

Answer to How do you know if your traveling down the right path?

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:33:23 -0700

How do you know if your traveling down the right path?

Because there isn't any cops behind me!

Answer to Just five more minutes, and I'll...(complete this)

Thu, 07 May 2009 16:37:13 -0700

Just five more minutes, and I'll...(complete this)

....be able to get the hell out of here!!!!!!...and get my drink on!

Answer to Is everything groovy with you?

Thu, 07 May 2009 16:32:25 -0700

Is everything groovy with you?

after 12 beers.....yes.

Answer to Hey...I wonder what's inside this________?

Thu, 07 May 2009 16:32:00 -0700

Hey...I wonder what's inside this________?

Balled up aluminum that I found waaaaaay in the back of the icebox........

Answer to If you were to give me something personal of yours, what would it be?

Thu, 07 May 2009 16:31:15 -0700

If you were to give me something personal of yours, what would it be?

An arrow

Answer to What's next on the agenda?

Thu, 07 May 2009 16:30:00 -0700

What's next on the agenda?

A meet up for drinks!

Answer to Would you like to ride in my...?(complete this)

Thu, 07 May 2009 16:29:09 -0700

Would you like to ride in my...?(complete this)

.....big 'ol truck......

Answer to What is hanging on your living wall?

Thu, 07 May 2009 16:11:57 -0700

What is hanging on your living wall?

Rustic antiques

Answer to Can you describe your bed in less than 5 words?

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:09:54 -0700

Can you describe your bed in less than 5 words?

Custom made and really nice

Answer to Knowing how your life has turned out so far, would you stop your birth if you could go back and do it?

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:54:09 -0700

Knowing how your life has turned out so far, would you stop your birth if you could go back and do it?

Yes. I was placed in a foster home from 2 months until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to...

Answer to What's the most annoying thing you have to put up with in the work place with colleagues?

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:26:40 -0700

What's the most annoying thing you have to put up with in the work place with colleagues?

Backstabbing

Answer to What does your home look like? Do you like it? If not, what changes would you make?

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:20:27 -0700

What does your home look like? Do you like it? If not, what changes would you make?

lol looks like a cabin sort of, though its an apartment.

Answer to Did you have a favorite commercial as a child?

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:42:53 -0700

Did you have a favorite commercial as a child?

lol I can't believe I found it, but here it is!

Answer to Do you like your bed room.

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:42:41 -0700

Do you like your bed room.

I sure do, its cozy

Answer to Tell me one amazing thing about YOU. =)

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 15:31:02 -0700

Tell me one amazing thing about YOU. =)

I build dollhouses in 1" scal

Answer to Name Something Every School has...?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:20:09 -0700

Name Something Every School has...?

Kids...who's parents are screwed up.

Answer to You HAVE to get poked in the eye with a sharp stick.. Which eye?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:10:27 -0700

You HAVE to get poked in the eye with a sharp stick.. Which eye?

The right eye...for no particular reason..lol

Answer to Something the Queen would Never say?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:09:34 -0700

Something the Queen would Never say?

"Run your fingers over my bike, and I'll run my bike over your fingers"

Answer to What makes something or someone memorable?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:07:45 -0700

What makes something or someone memorable?

Their actions

Answer to Live Life Like a _____________?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:06:23 -0700

Live Life Like a _____________?

....BIKER

Answer to Everything's better when it sits on _________?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:03:43 -0700

Everything's better when it sits on _________?

2 wheels!

Answer to What do you find more important than politics?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:00:43 -0700

What do you find more important than politics?

The maintenance of my custom bike.

Answer to What's your Bike like...?

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:58:50 -0700

What's your Bike like...?

Big, shiny, expensive, sweeeeet.

Answer to Would you rather drive a pick up truck or car?

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:59:13 -0700

Would you rather drive a pick up truck or car?

REAL cowboys drive trucks.

Answer to What is your favourite item made of Leather...?

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:19:58 -0700

What is your favourite item made of Leather...?

My bike vest

Answer to What is your ring back tone and or ring tone right now?

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:54:06 -0800

What is your ring back tone and or ring tone right now?

COTTON EYE JOE by the Rednex

Answer to What were you doing 7 hours ago...?

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 20:29:32 -0800

What were you doing 7 hours ago...?

Riding my motorcycle on this two lane road.

Answer to Whats something that you pray before doing?

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 17:52:33 -0800

Whats something that you pray before doing?

Everytime I get on my motorcycle I pray for God to watch over me, so I am not killed.

Answer to What kind of cigarette lighter to you own?

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:48:03 -0800

What kind of cigarette lighter to you own?

Only ZIPPO, I alternate out of my collection pictured below.

Answer to Short________. What word(s) can go in the blank?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:53:14 -0800

Short________. What word(s) can go in the blank?

SHORT BUS.

Answer to Name something that's in your purse or wallet right now...please?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:52:14 -0800

Name something that's in your purse or wallet right now...please?

Capital One credit card.

Answer to If you could have any mythological creature as a pet, what would it be and why? Also what activities would you do with it?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:51:25 -0800

If you could have any mythological creature as a pet, what would it be and why? Also what activities would you do with it?

A Phoenix. If it were large enough I could ride on its back, and we would go to the mountains and eat fresh fish right from the streams.

Answer to What is the best part about being you?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:45:51 -0800

What is the best part about being you?

I'm a biker.

Answer to What would you do for a cookie?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:43:04 -0800

What would you do for a cookie?

I would attempt to juggle.

Answer to Do you have a set of bull testicles hanging from your trailer hitch?

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:33:04 -0800

Do you have a set of bull testicles hanging from your trailer hitch?

I'm a redneck, we're required to attach them to our trucks-its the law.

Answer to Why would anybody want a gray or silver car? I think I'd become morbidly depressed if I had one.

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:08:27 -0800

Why would anybody want a gray or silver car? I think I'd become morbidly depressed if I had one.

I actually find the color silver to be classy for some reason. My custom Dodge Ram Quad Cab is Silver, can't picture it in anither color.

Answer to I tend to believe that how ever a person was brought up as a child determines the way they will behave as an adult, be it negative or positive. Do you agree with that? If not then why not?

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:06:38 -0800

I tend to believe that how ever a person was brought up as a child determines the way they will behave as an adult, be it negative or positive. Do you agree with that? If not then why not?

At 2 months old I was placed in a foster home until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to...