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How long have you been there?
Almost 10 years, and I have a bad liver to prove it!
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Now where did I put that magic wand....?
Ooops...sorry....I used to scratch my back :/
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Have u ever been in a wreck? tell me how it felt and tell me how bad was it.
I crashed my motorcycle at 65mph, broke all my fingers, and had I not been wearing a full helmet I probably would have died later from head trauma. I trashed the bike. I did it in front of a group of young kids standing in front of a donut shop around 12 midnight, and it devasted them-being so young they had never seen anything like that and they thought I was dead. I was thrown and dragged for...
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Whatcha doin'?
Eating chocolate on the couch
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In-N-Out Burger or McDonald's
In N Out.
I love their "secret" menu as well too.
MAKE MINE ANIMAL STYLE!
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What are your most valued possessions?
My custom Bike and Truck
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How can death be like an awakening?
I was almost killed in a motorcycle accident on a freeway Easter morning many years ago. Not an Awaking, but almost like a new life-a new birthday. I often refer to that day as....my rebirth.
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What exactly is a "redneck" and what is the origin of the term?
REALLY, ARE WE GONNA GO THERE?, I MEAN REALLY...
True Southerners know the difference between a redneck, hillbilly, a good old boy, southern gentleman and lady, but apparently many yankees dont seem to. They tend to not be familiar with the socio economic infastructure of Dixie.
REDNECK:
Rednecks are often rude and crude Southerners some times prone to violence, have proclivity (but not...
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What would you like to hug?
I would like to hug a white tiger
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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
An insurance company is called!
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Wheres your home state?
Southern California
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What is something you would love to dip your feet into?
Warm melted chocolate
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Little_________?
Little....GOES A LONG WAY
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What crunches if you step on it?
Glasses
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What would you never put your tongue on/in?
A fan
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What's the name of your favorite watering hole?
Cowboy Country
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Are you researching anything at the moment?
On line traffic schools
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Does anybody love bicycles or motorcycles?
Hell yeah! especially mine
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Egg _____. What goes in the blank?
Egg wash
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If you could give yourself a nickname based on a true fact about yourself obv what would it be
I did. It's Rowdy Biker
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Can I have a hug? I'm feeling really depressed today...
Well...if you wouldn't mind a big biker bear hug I guess.
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What object, when thrown at you, will make you laugh?
Jell-O
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What would you like to borrow from me?
Time.
Chrome don't clean itself!
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In what part of the house do you like eating cereal in?
In the living room and on the couch!
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Is 54 too old to change careers - to become a commercial truck driver?
I'm in trucking. Sometimes drivers are asked to help load/unload freight, anything keeping you from being able to lift/pull heavy items?. Driving up to 500 miles a day can take a toll so theres a lot to consider.
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Name something that you really enjoy doing.
Riding my custom bike.
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Where is the weirdest place that you have found something that you'd misplaced?
After a night of heavy drinking, I woke up the following morning late for work unable to find my truck keys-which were attached to the house keys. Could not find them anywhere!, so I was forced to call a locksmith to switch out the locks at $350 on my truck, and $175 for the house doors. Arriving home that evening, a friend came over for drinks and picked up my cowboy hat to try on and my keys...
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Do you AB at work?
Sadly yes...business is slow.
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What beer can you not stand the taste of?
Heineken
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What is never alright to you?
Physically hurting someone or animals.
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What has made your life worthwhile?
MOTORCYCLES
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There is nothing like _____________?
There is nothing like owning a motorcycle-putting your kness in the breeze!
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Have you ever had something slammed on your finger? What was it and your reaction?
I broke three out of five fingers on my right hand when my 900lb motorcycle tipped over at a high rate of speed and and were slammed and caught between the tank and pavement.Squished 'em good!
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Do you like bees
I get stung every weekend when I ride my bike in the hills-can't say I'm liking them too much.
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What have you taken by mistake that belonged to someone else?
Grocery carts...
I have a tendency to leave them here and there, come back fill it up, and many times I have grabbed someone else's, only to find out later at the checkout!
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What does your face reveal about you?
That I mean business...
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Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Home Depot
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I am most skilled at _____________. (Fill in the blank ?)
...Customizing motorcycles
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Would you like to live in the space station?
And I would ride my motorcyle where?
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What is the most simplest household item you can think of?
Bottle opener
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Is your foot narrow or wide?
Wide, that way it hurts more when I plant it someone's ass.
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Name one pest that is native to your area
Flies
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What's your favourite thing about life?
Motorcycles, and the freedom to ride them wherever I want!
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What will happen if I push that button?
The toilet will flush
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Do you answer incoming cell calls from "unknown numbers"?
Nope....never
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Something a cowboy would Never do is?
Real cowboys don't line dance.
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Do you even remember telephone #'s anymore or do you just check your cell?
Sadly I don't and it worries me if I ever get thrown in jail!
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What does it mean when you have the same birthday as some one else but they were born in a different year than you?
Absolutley NOTHING
(A SLIGHT COINCIDENCE IF ANYTHING)
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Do you have a place to hide?
Nope, so I'm forced to hide in plain sight
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Which long-since-axed TV programmes are you missing the most?
I liked Chicago Hope
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I say banjo, you say ______
HEE HAW!!!
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What is the cause of itching when you dont have dry skin it is just a little tingle what makes you want to itch?
Dry skin
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What is something that is impossible to look cool while doing?
Walking along the beach wearing a speedo
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THINK..if your enemy or anyone who hates you, is in danger,would you help him out?
Yeah, who knows, we might become friends afterwards.
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What do your hands smell like?
409...I just used it to clean the chrome on my motorcycle. Lemony fresh!
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How do you react when you see a woman's armpit hair?
On everyone in my opinion.
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Which one do you like better? Jeff Daniels (actor) or Jack Daniels (whiskey)
Jack Daniels
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Do you think prisoners should be picking up more trash?
Yes...if they can be trusted to not run into traffic.
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I bought frozen french fries from the store last year. they said best buy 12/2008. do you think they are safe to eat or should i toss them in the garbage.
Most likely only the flavor will be effected. Maybe dried out.
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Who else thinks that Michael Jackson's casket should slowly turn from black to white during the memorial service?
Of course as his song "Doesn't matter if you're black or white" plays!
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Do you have spiders in your house?
Hardly ever, but seems when I do they are HUGE!
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Something you should never tell an immigration officer !
I'm here illegally
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Do you wish you entertained more at your home? What's stopping you, if you don't?
I have a really nice place, but only a few friends that don;t have many friends themselves.
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How do you know if your traveling down the right path?
Because there isn't any cops behind me!
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Just five more minutes, and I'll...(complete this)
....be able to get the hell out of here!!!!!!...and get my drink on!
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Is everything groovy with you?
after 12 beers.....yes.
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Hey...I wonder what's inside this________?
Balled up aluminum that I found waaaaaay in the back of the icebox........
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If you were to give me something personal of yours, what would it be?
An arrow
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What's next on the agenda?
A meet up for drinks!
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Would you like to ride in my...?(complete this)
.....big 'ol truck......
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What is hanging on your living wall?
Rustic antiques
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Can you describe your bed in less than 5 words?
Custom made and really nice
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Knowing how your life has turned out so far, would you stop your birth if you could go back and do it?
Yes. I was placed in a foster home from 2 months until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it interesting that I had not been adopted...
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What's the most annoying thing you have to put up with in the work place with colleagues?
Backstabbing
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What does your home look like? Do you like it? If not, what changes would you make?
lol looks like a cabin sort of, though its an apartment.
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Did you have a favorite commercial as a child?
lol I can't believe I found it, but here it is!
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Do you like your bed room.
I sure do, its cozy
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Tell me one amazing thing about YOU. =)
I build dollhouses in 1" scal
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Name Something Every School has...?
Kids...who's parents are screwed up.
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You HAVE to get poked in the eye with a sharp stick.. Which eye?
The right eye...for no particular reason..lol
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Something the Queen would Never say?
"Run your fingers over my bike, and I'll run my bike over your fingers"
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What makes something or someone memorable?
Their actions
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Live Life Like a _____________?
....BIKER
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Everything's better when it sits on _________?
2 wheels!
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What do you find more important than politics?
The maintenance of my custom bike.
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What's your Bike like...?
Big, shiny, expensive, sweeeeet.
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Would you rather drive a pick up truck or car?
REAL cowboys drive trucks.
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What is your favourite item made of Leather...?
My bike vest
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What is your ring back tone and or ring tone right now?
COTTON EYE JOE by the Rednex
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What were you doing 7 hours ago...?
Riding my motorcycle on this two lane road.
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Whats something that you pray before doing?
Everytime I get on my motorcycle I pray for God to watch over me, so I am not killed.
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What kind of cigarette lighter to you own?
Only ZIPPO, I alternate out of my collection pictured below.
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Short________. What word(s) can go in the blank?
SHORT BUS.
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Name something that's in your purse or wallet right now...please?
Capital One credit card.
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If you could have any mythological creature as a pet, what would it be and why? Also what activities would you do with it?
A Phoenix. If it were large enough I could ride on its back, and we would go to the mountains and eat fresh fish right from the streams.
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What is the best part about being you?
I'm a biker.
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What would you do for a cookie?
I would attempt to juggle.
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Do you have a set of bull testicles hanging from your trailer hitch?
I'm a redneck, we're required to attach them to our trucks-its the law.
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Why would anybody want a gray or silver car? I think I'd become morbidly depressed if I had one.
I actually find the color silver to be classy for some reason. My custom Dodge Ram Quad Cab is Silver, can't picture it in anither color.
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I tend to believe that how ever a person was brought up as a child determines the way they will behave as an adult, be it negative or positive. Do you agree with that? If not then why not?
At 2 months old I was placed in a foster home until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it interesting that I had not been adopted out....
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What's written on your birthday suit?
ROWDY BIKER
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When people find out that I have a bit of a morbid side, they say they would never have guessed. What's one thing about you that shocks people when they find out about it?
Friends know I'm a biker and love the lifestyle, but always trip when I tell them my second passion is building DOLLHOUSES!
I'm crazy about dollhouse minitures in 1" scale. Here's one I recently built thats 18" x 12" x 10" some of these things are only the size of a fingernail, * can be even smaller.
(click to enlarge)
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Will you tell me something you are crazy about?
I'm crazy about dollhouse minitures in 1" scale. Here's one I recently built thats 18" x 12" x 10" some of these things are only the size of a fingernail, * can be even smaller.
(click to enlarge)
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When do people need to wear latex gloves?
I wore them anytime I worked on motorcycles, keeps the grease out of the pores and nailbeds.
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Have you seen the video of the police interrogation of the 8 year old murder suspect from AZ? What are your thoughts? (See link)
I don't know much about the law in way of interrogation, but frankly, I don't care if they interviewed this kid while wearing clown costumes, the fact remains....not only did he KILL one person, but theres a chance he killed 2!!
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Is the car you dreamed of when you were young still your dream car? Or did you get it?
I got it. Dodge Ram Quad cab (Customized by me)
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What's your favorite animal?
The long horn bull.
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What do you think about men from Iran? Other than the way they look.
Hum, I don't think about men from Iran.
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When are you most generous?
When I am drunk....I have a tendency to give all my money away to just about anyone. So now I stop carrying cash.
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Are you a sitting or a standing person?
I'm a stander, and it really seems to bug people who are sitting. So I have to force myself to pull up a chair-which I hate. I can stand easily for 6 hours straight.
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Is there anything in your closet that you haven't worn?
I bought a biker T-shirt that looked great on the internet, but didn't fit right when I got it, being new I didn't have the heart to throw it away.
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Hey, what are you gonna do with that?
Uh, well I was gonna set it ablaze with my Zippo.
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Have you ever been to Nasa?
Nope...I'm no Rocket Scientist!
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Hey Guys do u like chicks wearing booty shorts?
If she's a biker chic.
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Hey, I just got an Email notifying me that I've just won 2.4 million pounds in British Sterling! I'm buying gifts for all my friends on AB. What do you want?
I'll take anything in CHROME!!!
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What would be the most embarrasing way for someone to die?
Head first into a car on a motorcycle.
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What's the worst thing you ever spilled on something?
I was at a house party, and it was dusk with around 40 people. Wanting to take 2 plates full of food in, I didn't see the step to enter the house through the sliding door and crashed through the screen tearing it shreds, and getting tangled up in it, throwing food ALL OVER the place! 40 people!...just laughed and laughed...I could have died from embarrassment.
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Would you post the lyrics for a song that you will always turn up?
Sweet HOME ALABAMA
(it even states, to TURN it up)
Turn it up…
Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the southland
I miss alabamy once again
And I think its a sin, yes
Well I heard mister young sing about her
Well, I heard ole neil put her down
Well, I hope neil young will remember
A southern man dont need him around anyhow
Sweet home...
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Do you consider yourself to be a good person?
I'm a Good person who does BAD things
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When eating,are you a greyhound or a snail?
Snail, and I am not a talker while I eat either, so I have no idea why it takes so long. I usually eat a lone so I guess thats good.
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When you listen to the song "What is love?" do you rock your head back and forth?
...and I even flick my Bic!
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How deep are your deep thoughts?
I have no deep thoughts.
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Do you perfer Ketchup or Mustard?
It surprises me on just how many folks don't like Mayo. I would prefer Mayo over mustard, if only 1 was offered.
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What is the best way to die?
As a BIKER I have always said, Ride hard-DIE FAST!
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Do you find digging out the seeds in a pumpkin to have quite a theraputic feeling?
I think it's gross
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You get irritated by guys on Harleys who remove their mufflers on their exhaust pipes and think everyone wants to here the engine on their motorcycle?
Nope, as a BIKER... can't say that I do, in fact its music to my ears when I hear one of my brothers hauling down the road!
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If you were a book, what kind of books would you be?
Motorcycle manual.
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Milk or no milk in your cereal?
I am not much of a breakfast/cereal eater, so I will say milk if I am going to.
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Why do you clean your house? Aesthetics? Habit? Sanitary purposes? Because the Health Board told you to?
I spent over $10,000 to decorate my apartment. There's no way in hell I am going to live in filth. I am proud of what I accomplished.
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If you could tattoo one word on your body, what would it be?
Been there done that...
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No one said you had to stay, so why are you still here?
I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GO!!!
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What are you impervious to?
DRAMA of all kinds
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What things make you irrationally angry? Where your reaction surprises others.
Other drivers. Stuck in traffic, being cut off, tailgated...
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Can you read in between the lines?
Yes, but the last time I did, I saw the finger.
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Would you buy and eat SHRIMP COCKTAIL from a vending machine?
I'm a BIKER...I'll do anything.
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The best music can be found______________
In my portable media player.
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Can you tell me about the fake plants that you own?
I went to Home Depot and spent a fortune on hanging plants for the patio, within a months time they all died. Either to much sun, or not enough, so all the plants in this picture are from Michael's and all are fake.
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Have you ever had a machine, just GO OFF on you? Get all crazy?
I had an ATM machine eat my card on Friday night ,leaving me with no access to money all weekend!
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Who else is going to bring you a broken arrow? who else is gonna bring you a bottle of rain?
A BIKER would
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Do you really believe that your Ninja-cat like skills are the same now as they always have been?
When I drink, of course!
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What type of machinery (tractor, etc) have you driven in your life (automobiles excluded)
Forklift, Bobtail, Semi truck
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Whats the point with string cheese? does it naturally string or is it made to do that?
I buy a bag every month. I really enjoy it, though through the years I noticed they are smaller and mor dificult to "string"
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What makes a person so ''HEAVY FOOTED" the kind that the floor shakes when they walk by you? I have noticed petite individuals do this, so it can't be about weight.
I'm a big guy and I walk light footed but you're right about some being small and you're left with, "all that noise is coming from them?"
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What takes what seems like forever to make or grow but only seconds or minutes to destroy?
A tree.
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Has anyone watched Sons of Anarchy? What is your opinion of it?
As a biker, I had high hopes for this show. I have watched every episode. I guess I am disapointed at the fact I thought there would be more parties, more family events & more bikes-more of the "biker lifestyle" shown and its just another dramatic series. I enjoy some of the actors, and I will watch the rest of the shows, and try and keep in mind, this is the first run, and...
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Do you get very impatient with others and with the world?
Yes. The older I get the less tolerant of things I seem to be. Take a chill pill my friends say!
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Who wants to share a secret with AB? now come on,dont be shy!
I'm Redneck biker that like to build little dollhouses.
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We have brand new, used but still good, or deteriorating/decaying. Where are you on this path?
I'm in between used, & deteriorating. I collect and enjoy antiques, though some things I own are new, but made to look weathered.
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Would you eat a bucketful of vomit or go up to a stranger and lick their tattoo?
I'm a BIKER...
I'll lick any tattoo!
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Do you frequent a bar/pub often? do they charge a price to get in if so how much?
I go to 2 different ones. The one on Sunday charges a $5 cover and the one I go to sometimes on Fridays charges $7
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I know!...but do you believe me when I tell you I did it for all the right reasons?
Sure...I've done the wrong thing for the right reasons before.
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Have you ever stuffed a fresh Salmon down your pants and called it a day?
ya know....I don't much care for salmon.
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Do farts deteriorate your underwear?
If they do I am soooooo screwed!
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Toughest cop- Bruce Willis or Clint Eastwood?
Clint
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Are you thankful?
Yes. I have a great job that has affored me to own nice things, and give me a sense of stability.
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Who would win, inspector gadget or iron man?
Iron Man
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Haven't we all been dying since the day we've been born?
Yep...some of us faster than others!
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I wasn't the one who _____________? Fill in the blank
...who burned down my store for the insurance money.
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Who would win a mud-fight match between Paris Hilton and Britney Spears?
Britney hands down
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Which letter of the alphabet is the "coolest"?
I am going with X
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Want to play fireman?
Well...I do have a hose....you look kinda hot...I think we could play!
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Have you ever felt kinda funny while climbing the rope in gym class? Does that only happen for guys?
I don't recall having EVER climbed a rope.
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If you could name a radio staion what would you name it and what would you play?
"Now Country"
and I'd play fast country hits of today!
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With whom do you find it easier to talk more openly? Why do you think this is?
As far as gender, neither one. For me it more of what I have in common with to whom I am speaking.
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What would you have to do in order to get "wolf whistles" from others?
Show up on my custom motorcycle.
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Are you more software or hardware?
I'm equally knowledgeable in both.
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Would you have killed Bill?
Oh hell yes.
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I was at this party this past weekend and my gf showed her nipple rings to some guys because they were talking about it. don't you think thats messed up?
As a biker, having gone to many rallys, parties, thats pretty common. No one gets bent. Flashing is one thing, but for some reason seems to be ok when it comes showing nipple rings. Its HER body...
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Even though you may not be Wilma, can still make the bedrock?
If I bump the side of it repeatedly with my motorcycle...yeah!
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If your s/o was a booger, would you pick them first?
Hell..why not
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A man attempted to amputate his own arm with a butter knife at a Denny's restaurant today, what could possibly compel a person to do such a thing?
I have no idea, but thats just all kinds of wrong!!!
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Can you give me a reason as to why you think you should NOT be TASERED!!!
I'll fall off my motorcycle :(
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Would you mind not depending on me for a serious answer?...I just don't have it in me, as my sense of humor is just to dominate!
Although both can be helpful (serious and fun)I prefer fun!
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Liar liar pants on fire!...just how did that happen to you?
I am on a self destructive path?
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Would you mind not lighting that cigarette!?, my oxygen tank is right here!
Oh snap!...my bad!
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Is it just me or have you noticed, that every movie lately that Nicolas Cage stars in, he seems to be getting more & more greasy looking & unkempt? He looks terrible in Bangkok Dangerous.
I've noticed also he never has any facial hair. I think he looks a lot better neat and trimmed, FBI agent style!
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Whats the best cure for taking a boot to the head?
Hum another boot to the head!?
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Something fun to do as a group. Ideas anyone?
Renting a limo!
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Can you share a story and name the tool you used for the "wrong" job?
Example: Mayo jar to drive in a nail.
I often use a railroad tie to hammer nails in. easy to get to as it just sits on this cabinet.
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How dirty is your car?
I have a custom truck. I always keep it clean!
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Are you happy with your place or are you always trying to improve it?
Two years, and $10,000....I'm happy
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What will your tombstone to say?
"Take me fast or take me slow.
I don't really care how I go.
In the daylight or in the dark,
Just don't let me die of a broken heart"
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Ever had a life threatning* situation??? tell me about it
I'm a BIKER. A ladder flew off the back of a truck at me while on the freeway. When it came at me, it popped open and landed upright in my lane!. This all happened in a matter of seconds, with no time to think, and unable to get out of the lane, I leaned the bike all the way down until the peg was grinding (I was convinced I was going to hit it, so I wanted to lessen the blow) all the...
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Is there hope for adults who grew up without parental guidance to be successful and have normal lives?
I was placed in a foster home from 2 months until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it interesting that I had not been adopted out....
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What should the world hold on to?
IT'S ANKLES!!!
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Can You Describe Your Bedroom?
Cozy like the rest of my home.
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Are you cheap or thrifty?
Neither. I make good money, spend lots of it.
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What do you think of when I mention owls?
An episode of "Dirty Jobs" where he collected owl droppings.
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I avoided Sushi like the plague! Declined invites out for dinner for several years until I gave in one evening, now I am crazy for it and can't get enough, do you have a similar food story?
Broccoli and tomatoes. Hated them both up until about a few years ago. Weird how tastes change. Although I don't EVER see myself eating Sushi.
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Who here has a gun rack inside their vehicle?
No but I wish I did!
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If you're tired of the BULLSH*T, should ya get outta the pen?
Uh...you're not talking about me are you?
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Upon removing my gallbladder stones, should I keep 'em and give them each a name, like a little pet rock?
Chances are you'll have to many. I would just keep them in a clear little bottle and bring it out on occasion while drunk at party's.
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What suggestions can you give me to keep my girdle from chaffing me?
Coat the inside with Crisco!
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What is the color(s) of the uniforms of your local law enforcement agency? Do they have a moto? ours is "Protect and Serve"
They are black.
Their motto is:
"We don't care if your daddy IS a lawyer"
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Which pattern do you like best for blockpavers,dogstooth or weave?
I like the weave.
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In a fight who would win: toothless crack whore with a baby on her hip armed with a broken bottle?, or a one eyed midget with a black belt degree?
My money is on the crack whore!
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Do you know someone that uses the F word in every sentence? Do you find it annoying?
Yes I do, and offensive. I also hate when DUDE is used in every other word.
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What kind of car do you drive or truck
Custom Dodge Ram Quad pick up.
Custom motorcycle.
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MY GOD!, how did you get this screwed up?
I totally blame my parents!
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What is the first song you can think of right now?
Not sure why, but here it is!
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Would you be willing to take a firearms class if it were free of charge?
Just for the experience-yes.
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Do you find that relationships are more fragile this day in age?, would you agree that people "cut each other loose" to quickly?
I'm guilty of this. Someone pisses me off, I delete them out of my phone, ut of my life etc. It can be a lonely existence when one has a temper.
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How many of you have water bottles outside your home (like Arrowhead bottles) by the front door?
I have a tendency to leave the trash by the door!....no water bottle, I just go to a machine.
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Does your house have security/alarm stickers on any of the windows?
No. but I have been wanting to get renters insurance.
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How many of you own a boat or a motorhome, where do you store them?
Wow, I don't live that far from the lake, and I still don't know anyone who owns either, I myself do not.
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What's special about 08-08-08?
it only seems special when written out: 08-08-08 which most of us DO NOT write the date that way....to many people, to much time!
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What is your favorite color lighter?
I have a nice small collection of Zippo lighters.Pictured is one of my fav's.
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Real or mechanical Bull, which would you like to ride?
Bullriding is my life gimmie 8 seconds!
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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Well...yes...but I make up for it with this badger like attitude
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What are your thoughts about tomorrow? (metaphorically or literally)
My thoughts are, I hope its warm enough to enjoy a long ride along the coast.
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Why am I crazy?
Hummm I am not sure. If you are crazy make sure its certifiable though!
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Are you stupid? Why, based on your yes or no answer, do you believe that you are or are not stupid?
Nah....just educationally challenged
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Is it better to be physically attractive or wealthy?
Attractive. I find more people worry about looks than money. but then again, what good is a poor, enemployed model...
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When I say "on the level", what do you think of first?
Same thing I would think if you said: "On the up & up"
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How is it that some activity is going on around here in spite of the whole world lost in the Olympic buzz?
I am ashamed to admit that I have no interest in the olympics whatsoever.
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Is ignorance an acceptable excuse for bad behavior?
No. Its a persons responsibilty to educate themselves.
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What's your favorite type of music? Any particular favorite artists, bands, or groups?
Country then southern/classic rock
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My man wants me to stop riding mt motorcycle, he said that is is too dangerous out there. She I drop him or the bike?
This BIKER doesn't give up two wheels fo NO ONE!
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Where are you all from?
California!!!
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Are there people at your work that don't do much of anything?
Yes. In all fairness though I am one of them, and I get paid really well on top of it!
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In the movie harley davidson and the marlboro man theres a patch that has dead mans hand 8s and aces with a joker and evolution it was also painted on the tank of the bike where would you a picture of it now
The tank graphic was designed by Mickey himself and the artist is a secret. The initials on the cards stand for a special friend in Mickey's life at that time. Can't find anything in way of pictures or posters of just the graphic, sorry.
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How many cans of soup can you eat in one seating?
If thats all I'm going to have, then 2 cans of the chunky brand.
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What's your exit strategy?
Drop an F-Bomb, cause distraction, and sneak out the back.
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Would you consider this to be a good time? How many do you think got out to use the restroom?(see picture)
Well thats just DISGUSTING.
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Which is better, to go to hell in a handbasket or to hell in a handcart?, and can you bring anything with you?
I'm all for goin' to hell in a handbasket. And it wouldn't be hell if you could take your stuff with ya!
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Would someone mind throwing me a lifeline?..I crawled into this bottle and I can't get out!
Wow...you are either really tiny!, or thats one HUGE bottle!!
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Whats the best method for getting a live lobster into a boiling pot? should I talk pretty to it, sing it a song, or blindfold him?
Blindfold him.
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Would you consider yourself to be a person with a small bladder?
It seems that way after you break the seal!
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Did your parents ever hit you or abuse you when you were a kid?
I was placed in a foster home from 2 months until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it interesting that I had not been adopted out....
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I was just wondering, what the heck does everybody on this site do for a living? Simply interested in the diversity of this population.
I work as a Transportation Broker.
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How many "PILL BUGS" can you fit into a PILL BOX?, a pill bottle?
42
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Why do people always deny it when they appear to have a cold?, & when asked they mutter off, "Oh it's just allergies"
This is true!
I work in asmall office, and I have yet to hear after 8 yrs there, that someone ever got a cold!...oh allergies yes!
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Is there anyone else here repulsed by Ultimate Fighting and Boxing?
I've never watched ultimate fighting, but it sound far more worse than boxing, which I hate.
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How old were you when you learned how to swim?
When I was 10, I fell into a olympic sized public pool with no one around. I was on the 12' end. Panicked,as I had never been swimming before, my mind told me to get to the shallow end, (instead of taking the quicker way to the immediate side) arms and feet flying about, choking in water, I managed to get to the other side. After an hour, when the panic wore off, I actually tried it again!...
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What three words describe your bedroom?
Its very comfey!
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Can you think of three questions that are impossible to answer?
Who will cure cancer?
Who will win the 2030 World Series?
How many people worldwide will die by the year 2020?
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Give me the chorus of the song about your life?
"Working nine to five what a way to make a living
Barely getting by it's all taking and no giving
They just use your mind and they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
Nine to five for service and devotion
You would think that I would deserve a fair promotion
Want to move ahead but the boss won't seem to let me
I swear sometimes that man...
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If you found out that you definitely do have a guardian angel, what would you name it?
Artemis
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When you were a kid What was your favorite snack after school?
Otter Pops.
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What is your all time fascination?
Black holes, the solar system, space in general.
But mostly its clouds. I mean I am really facinated by them for some reason.
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What were idle threats your parents gave you, that you knew they would never follow through with? Example: I will knock you into next week.
She always told me she was going to give me something to cry about, or "I'll sell you to the Gypsy's"
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When you sleep where do your fingers go?
They go under the pillow.
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Are you a secret agent?
No. But I play one on TV.
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What can you see where you are right now?
My patio.
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Could you tell me something that I don't know about you?
I'm a biker who enjoys customizing motorcycles.
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Are you a Dancing Queen?
I'm a redneck biker...I'm not remotly even close to being that!
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Is there a point to all this?
Well it sure does seem to kill time well!
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If you could live in any time, which one would you choose?
I always felt I should have been an young adult in the early seventies.
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If you had to get a tattoo what would it say?
This is my next one. I will be seeing my tattoo guy Saturday after a bike run to get his opinion.
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What is the most impertinent thing you have ever done in the office?
First day on the job, standing in front of the owner of the company, he reached over to get a paperclip out of the holder, eager to please I snapped "I got it!" as I jerked it as hard as I could to get the paperclips to attach to the top where the magnet was. I didn't know the top was loose, so 500 paperclips flew out at a high rate of speed, ALL OVER HIM!
We stared speechless...
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If I find a troll I would____________________. Fill this up
If I find a troll, I would gore him with my horns!
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What is the most fun in you life?
Riding my custom bike :)
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Have you ever received a love letter?
A nerd had a locker next to mine, and everyday for the entire school year I would watch him read anonymous love letters that had been slid through the vent holes and everyday I would stand at my locker looking busy as he read them, watching his reactions sometimes making me laugh. Last day of school, I was approached by a gorgeous girl, disappointment on her face. "I guess it doesn't...
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Can you name something that you hang on a wall?
When I decorated my home, I decided to go with a Mexican rustic/cowboy theme. It was important to me to have tangible things one could touch other than just pictures all over the walls.
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Random acts of violence at work? Why yes, I just slammed my phone down and smashed it to pieces. What's your story?
Been at the same litte company for over 8 years, and Wednesday I snapped and called a co-workr a F*cking bitch, and walked off the job. Theres only 4 of us that work there including the owner. I didn't get a raise this year, and the stress from that combined with the higher cost of everything due to gas prices, made me snap. I'm on probation. I recently read an article about violence...
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How many CC's would a very fast street motorcycle have?
Over the past 20 years in this order I have owned the following CC's:
125 cc
250 cc
600 cc
750 cc
1800-Oh my freaking God! CC's
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We have Born to run, Born to be wild, etc.
What short Born to... phrase would describe you best?
I'm a BIKER....
I was born to be BAD!!!
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Here in Tennessee the rednecks are setting up tents for the fourth-I gaze from afar and see bare backs with hankerchiefs sticking out of pockets. If I keep watching over the next few days, what else will I see?
Definately some redneck games!
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What 7 letter word can you make out of this? L A N D A R Y?
Lanyard
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If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you... you have everything you need to survive?
A comedian
A carpenter
A hunter
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What are going to be some conversations among the rednecks at their annual fourth of July picnic?
How the new baby sheep that was just born, looks a lot like the farmer.
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If one of your habits was a crime what would you be guilty of
A BAD ATTITUDE
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Let's see how honest everyone is. What's the worst thing you've ever done?
I have only done something once that was malicious to another person. Got drunk at a club saw my honey with another...went to slash that home wrecker's tires, with a cheap 99 cent store knife, flattened two of them, but on the third, the cheap knife broke, cutting my pinky finger, all the way around to the bone, I still have no feeling in it to this day. Moral of the story: DON'T DO...
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Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road?
Nope, and never will!
Gravel is NOT a biker's friend!
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What do you like to do in the sun?
Ride my custom bike!
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What do you think about online schooling? And would it be crediable to get a good job?
It only for the diciplined!
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FILL IN THE BLANKS: I live because _________________________.
I die because______________________________.
I live because MOTORCYCLES ROCK.
I die because MOTORCYCLES CRASH.
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Do you like doing projects of any sort? What are they?
I build little doll houses in 1" scale.
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What makes you impressed?
Custom bikes
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Lets see how many words we can get that rhyme with cow? suggest one...
HOW NOW, BROWN COW!
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Silky smooth or rough and rugged?
Rough & rugged
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Ever thought you were born into the wrong era? What era should you have been born into and why? I think I should have been born in the '70's!
For the 60's
As a biker, I love that classic rock, southern rock & blues. Carefreee, etc. So many wonderful things took place in that era.
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What is the bad area of your town called?
Compton, CA.
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My exboyfriend has tried on numerous occasions to try to sleep with my bestfriend. and she cant stand him. whats the best way to get revenge?
What are you 12???
you said EX-boyfriend...its immature to seek revenge. why would you even care at this point, move on, not worth the time and energy.
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If two is company.. do you consider three a Crowd and why?
If I'm the third, than yes!...If I'm single, I don;t want to hang with a couple!
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What would you name your monkey, if you owned one?
Tango
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Who is the one person you consider to be your hero? The person doesn't have to be alive, just someone you try to model your life and beliefs like.
I don't feel the need or obligation to "model" my life by examples of others. I have no heroes.
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Where do you spend most of your money?
EBAY
$10,000 and counting
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I just got my stimulus check in the mail !!! But its already burning a hole and its not even cashed! Help I need some SMART suggestions on what I should do with it?
Get a tattoo!!! my stimulus check paid for this one 3 weeks ago!
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How do you feel about tomatos?
Box of tomatoes were sitting in a back of an old truck, that was rambling down a old bumpy road. They were talking amongst themselves, all excited for their journey to the Big Market. The driver hit a bump, and Timmy Tomato bounced out of the back, onto the dirt road. The other tomatoes starred in disbelief in fear. Timmy's dad Tommy Tomato yelled out to Timmy: "come on...
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What is the name of the county you live in? And yes, I mean county not country.
Orange County
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Who is the most famous person from your home town?
Gwen Stefani
Born in Fullerton, California and raised in Anaheim, California. There have been occasions that I have run into her & her husband at local eateries, as her parents live here in town.
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Do you think that it is weird in this day and age for a delivery company to not have radios to contact the delivery men out in the trucks?
Yes I do. I think the Nextel walkie talkie type should be a must. I am a Transportation Broker, and tired of not being able to get a hold of drivers that I have to depend on calling in!
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If I brought you home, what would my parents think?
You would probably be asked into the kitchen by them, as they excused themselves from my prescence for a moment.
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Remember back in the day?
When Women, Harley's, Beer, and Rock 'n' Roll ruled the streets of every town..........
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How many times have you been shot by Cupid?
None.
Cupid shot the SHERIFF, but he did not shoot the DEPUTY.
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Are you waiting for anything in the mail?
I am waiting for a leather chain wrist cuff that I bough on Ebay.
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Best emoticon of the Day!
THIS ONE!
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If you were putting on your sock and found me a half an inch tall stuck inside, what would you do?
I build small dollhouses for fun. So you would be pretty lucky and happy.
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Why do people that want to be different get tattoos to show they are different, but so many people get them? Doesn't this show that people that get them are just following the crowd in effort to be different from the crowd?
As a BIKER, I have my share of tats, and none of them were put on because I wanted to be "different" I just wanted to make a statement.
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If you were a cowboy/cowgirl would you wear a black hat or a white one? Why?
I wear a black felt Stetson. Vintage designs + contemporary styling. It all adds up to a look that is unquestionably cool.
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If you fax a quote to someone, do you ALWAYS call to see if they received it?
I'm a Transportation Broker. We do all our rates/quotes over the phone and fax, some via e-mail. I call and confirm every single one, and then keep the fax transmittal attached to the paperwork.
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What is your favorite summer smell? eg. flowers, cut grass..
HONEYSUCKLE.
I love crusing down a two lane road on my bike, and then getting a sudden scent of it.
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You might be a redneck if?
...IF I ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
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What would be a great name for my silver vehicle?
Well mine is already named SILVER BULLET!
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Do you have a picture of what your bedroom looks like? mine is below
I like it :)
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What color is your bedding?
Dark brown to match my motif.
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Did you ever get your Stimulus check?
Yes, and UNCLE SAM PAID FOR THIS TATTOO LAST WEEK!
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'orange'?
I work in the city of Orange.
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Due to a file server malfunction, the new Witness Protection Program Support Group has lost your data. So that you may receive notice of our upcoming functions would you please immediately provide us with contact information?
REDNECK BIKER
12 Gauge Shotgun RD.
Hillbilly, TN. 35738
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Is your inner child allowed to come out and play everyday?
When the weather is good, YES!
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If your parents went on a round-the-world trip,would you follow them or stay at home?
Stay home.
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Do you like your ear lobes sucked on?
Yuck...no
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Which party would you go to? Hell or Heaven - and who'll be the DJ?
I'm a BIKER so I say HELL!
and Dee Snyder from twisted Sister is the DJ!
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How many bugs do you think you've accidentally swallowed in ur lifetime?
I'm a BIKER....the number is very high!
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Do you respect people who ditched their parents when they grew up?
Yes. I was placed in a foster home from 2 months until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it interesting that I had not been adopted...
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We have security cameras at work (I monitor them) sometimes people flash them. Have you ever flashed or mooned a security camera? I have mooned several
For some reason I am compelled to flip the bird at the traffic cams when out on my bike.
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What do you have hanging from your car's rearview mirror?
Something like this
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WHO HERE IS A TROUBLE MAKER?
I'm a ROWDY BIKER....
trouble just...finds me?
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Is there anything worse then the dentist?
A representative from the I.R.S. coming to audit you.
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I make a lot of money, but I absolutely HATE what I do. I used to be able to "leave it at the office", but after 22 years, it is just eating me alive and I want OUT. Is it selfish for me to change jobs although my salary will take a huge hit?
I make gooood money and hate the peolple I work with, it's small little office, and for the past 8 years I have decided to stay and suffer the emotional abuse, because I don't want to start over at a new place with less money. By chosing this, it has affected my emotional well being, and physical wellness. Get out if you can.
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Don't look now, but it is behind you. What are you going to do about that?
Not resist and go quietly.
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How do you let go of what was never truly yours...?
Set it on fire.
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Are you sexy
I'm a COP...I'm sexy by default.
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Would you like to share your opinion on my new tattoo I got last night?
Picture posted below.
Top says: ROWDY BIKER
Bottom says: "LIFE BEHIND BARS"
(as in life behind handlebars)
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What plans do you have for this friday night?
I have a tattoo apointment in the morning, so I will not be doing anything tonight :(
I don't want to reek of alchohol, and I don't want to be to tired during that event.
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Welcome, did you have a pleasant fall?
I did, and I will be sure to see you NEXT TRIP!
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What does your couch look like?
Dark brown micro suede
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Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? If not, do you want to?
Yes, something something, lots of alchohol, something something bravado....lol
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Have you, while driving, ever hit an animal?
On my custom bike, 12 midnight, on an avenue, a large German Shepherd ran out in front of me. At 55 mph I couldn't slow in time, and hit him full force. I was dragged and slammed for 20 yards, breaking all the fingers on my right hand, sustaining multiple abrasions and a concusion. I was wearing steel toed boots, that were worn down to my bare feet!, they actually saved my feet!. The dog...
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Are you a smoker, a joker, or a midnight toker?
I'm a BIKER....
we cornered the market on that
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What was your favorite toy when you where a child?
Mattel’s 1977 Pulsar doll was like a bizarre cross-breeding between a Visible Man model and an aging Six Million Dollar Man figure. Pulsar, the ultimate man of adventure, was a fourteen-inch plastic action figure very similar in design to the Bionic Man line.
With one profound difference.
The interior of Pulsar's chest was visible a real innovation in the toy world. Not only...
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Do milkshakes come from shaken(scared) cows?
MmmmmooooooooooooNnnnnooooooooooo
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If you love someone and you let them go... and they don't come back what do you do next?
LOL...that all depends on just how unbalanced you are!
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I often see people throwing pennies away or sweeping them up in a dustpan and throwing them out. I find this terrible, it's still money and it should never be disposed, how do you feel about this?
I don't care how dirty it is, I will still pick it up, money CAN be washed!...its property of the United States Of America, we should be proud regardless of it value. So many people in other countries go without.
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Whenever you talk on the phone do you catch yourself talking with your hands?
No I don't do that, but like Sara mentioned I am more animated when on the phone.
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I just found a baby can i keep it?
Why would you want to?
they are nothing but needy!...lol
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Driving or riding shotgun?
Driving, while shooting a shotgun...
(Redneck thing)
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Which is the best bumper sticker you have come across?
I had one made for my custom truck that says:
BIKER CAGED IN METAL
FEELING CLAUSTROPHOBIC
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If someone parks too close to the drivers side door what would you do? Get in on the passenger side or slam your door into their car?
I have a beautiful custom truck, I won't be slamming my door into them, but I will be yelling a barage of names!
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What would u do if there was some strangers who parked their car across the street from ur alley and got high there?
I would make a mental note of make/model. Maybe today they are getting high, tomorrow they are trying door handles and peeking into windows to steal something.
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I have a New York steak thats not gonna BBQ itself!, come on now, who's up for the task!?
Uh...EAT more chicken!!!
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You are sitting at the bar and your Ex walks in. The Bartender gives you a knowing nod and hands you a quarter and points to the jukebox. What song do you play?
What Kinda Gone - Chris Cagle
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Can you drive a motorcycle?
20 years
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How many parents have children out there that don't talk to them at all?Be honest
I disowned my parents because they were abusive and have not spoken to them in years.
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How do you know that this message, is not being sent to you by a person with a laptop hinding in your home? Watching you !!!
I'm OK with that, just as long as they don't look inside the nightstand by the bed!
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Does anyone remember the song, "Mustang Sally"? i stopped this woman speeding. her first name was Sally. i asked for her drivers license. she was driving a Mustang. gave her a warning. was this appropriate because of the car and name combo?
I gotta be honest John...many renditions of the song, but my favorite is from the soundtrack "The Commitments" as sung by Andrew Strong.
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What is your favorite mini? Example....mini burger, mini shake, mini mall?
MINI-atures
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That's disgusting! Could you stop doing that?
Cows lick themselves to ya know!
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In your opinion, what is the best photo you've ever taken?
Unfortunately, posting those "professional" pictures on HERE, don't do them justice. But here's mine. A single blade of grass (macro)
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Is my cow avatar cool?
MINE IS BETTER.
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What war are you in favor of?
Beautiful women in bikini's riding custom bikes.
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What comes to your mind first when I say Charlton Heston?
Bloated ego!
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Is it wierd to be overcome by emotion on your birthday? not because you're happy/sad that you're a year older, but because you have this strange unidentified sinking feeling in your tummy? anyone ever get that before?
That "feeling" even has a name....it's called THE BIRTHDAY BLUES. I feel it 2 weeks prior to mine.
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Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
I'm a cow...I can lick my eyebrows too!
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Is everything really fair game?
Not if you have to take it by force.
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If you were a secret agent, what would your code name be?
"Nightrunner"
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How many cigarettes do you smoke aday?
During the week I smoke 1-2 in the morning with my coffee on the way to work and that's it. Then if I go to bar on the weekened, I can easliy smoke a whole pack within 4 hours.
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How longs it been since you've ridden a bicycle?
Egads...why ride one of those when you can ride one of these???
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Where did all the dancing girls go?
They left the club with the bikers :)
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What makes the most sense in your life?
Motorcycles.
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On average, what time do you go to sleep at night? What time do you wake up in the morning?
I work Mon-Fri from 8a-5pm. I only need around 4 hours of sleep. So I go to bed around 2am, and get up at 6am for work. being single makes this schedule easy for me.
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What would be a humorous name for an high class,snooty bar?(Big Tips Bar and Grill)
THE HIGH ROLLER
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What would be a good and humorous name for a redneck bar?( The Crowbar,The Blackeye)
Cowboy Cadillac
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Whats the worst thing about the place you live?
My apartment is butt-up against a major freeway, noise and too much dirt.
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What's the last thing you threw?
Caution...to the wind.
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Be Honest what,s the best looking thing you love?
My custom bike.
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What are somethings you like to do outdoor in the summer time?
Ride my motorcyle.
Get sunburned.
BBQ
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What is a cow to you?
MEEEEEEEE!
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Which floor would you like to live on "if" you lived in an apt.?
I've lived in many apartments, and never got a bottom floor except once. The hassle of humping crap up and down the strairs is well worth the trouble in comparison to the noise from above!
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Do you always answer a question with a question?
NO!...and I get extremely irritated when it someone does it to me. I ask a question, you supply the answer....its a simple task.
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Why do you think some people are always looking for trouble, while most of us are just looking for a clean pair of socks to put on?
I'm a REDNECK and a BIKER...I'm total crap magnet when it comes to trouble and problems finding and attaching themselves onto me!
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Who likes freebies?
I have never wanted anything that was offered up free. I'm a neat freak, and don't like clutter and would not take somehting for the sake of taking it because it was free.
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Ever get into any fights at school or anywhere else?
I'm a BIKER....when don't I get into fights!?
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Can you please finish this quote with the first thing that comes to mind? "The only thing to fear is . . ."
...IS A YELLOW JACKET IN YOUR SHIRT WHILE FLYING DOWN THE ROAD ON TWO WHEELS!
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If you created something new what would it do?
Polish the chrome on my bike without being told.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word 'hillbilly'?
Hillbillies are Southern mountain folk. They are not rednecks. They dont live in the swamps or the bayous or the southern lowlands. They come from the hollers or the hills. They can be a bit rough around the edges. Unlike, rednecks, however, hillbillies are usually good natured, honest, friendly, fun loving, and just all around sweet people. Tend to be very forthright and individualistic....
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How high can you jump?
That all depends on what is chasing me!
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How many do you have?
1600
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Have you ever had a time in your life when you really thought you were going to die? If so, explain...
I'm a BIKER, had a ladder fly off the back of a truck at me while on the freeway. When it came at me, it popped open and landed upright in my lane!. This all happened in a matter of seconds, with no time to think, and unable to get out of the lane, I leaned the bike all the way down until the peg was grinding (I was convinced I was going to hit it, so I wanted to lessen the blow) all the...
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What are vx 5200 secret menus keyes?
Ok, what this basically does is give you the latitude and longitude of where you and your cellphone are. I had no problems with mine on the first try. Should work on most of the LG models. Dont know if verizon can find out anything.I havnt gotten a problem with them at all or yet for anything.
1:hit menu
2:Press 0 to bring up "secret" menu
3:Enter your "service number"...
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Where are you and where would you really like to be
I am at work, sitting at a desk, when I would rather be on my bike, riding in the hills.
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What is your Profession, and if you could do what ever you wanted, what would you do? ex. doctor, lawyer, firefighter
I'm a Transportation Broker.
I would love to be a Cattle Rancher.
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What's your greatest love?
MY MOTORCYCLE
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Do you ever get the feeling that your PC is mocking you?
No....but it sure flips me an attitude all the time!!!
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What is something that gets smaller as you use it?
CASE OF BEER!
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Has anyone been a member on Yahoo Answers before?
I was one of the Top Contributors, that became a victim of Trolls. Close to level 7, and then wiped out. I got to many best answers, and to many complimented me on my avatar, so I became targeted. I took it really hard, I mean ridiculously hard when I opened my email and saw I had my account deleted. I tried fighting it to no avail. I went through 12 different accounts within two weeks time,...
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Ever find a briuse on your body and wonder, What you did?
Right out of High School, and not having a active lifestyle, my GF noticed a huge black bruise on my upper right thigh the size of a softball. It was seriously bad....and with no explaination as to how it got there!, not drunk, not from sports...who knows.
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Where is the wost place to shout "I need sex"?
In a morgue!
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How many minutes a day do you spend in front of a mirror?
I would say about 5 minutes, just to do my hair and brush my teeth.
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What is your luck pattern like? Do you usually have a lot of luck then a lot of bad luck or a little luck and then a lot of bad luck or what?
If I didn't have bad luck....I'd have no luck at all. I am a sh*t magnet :(
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When its raining I won't be with, youll be dodging rain drops alone. But when its sunny I'll be with you where ever you go! - What am i?
shadow
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What is something that you strongly believe in?
I believe most people are NOT extraordinary and are mediocre at best.
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Have you ever known anyone who has actually been to hell in a hand basket?
No, but I sent someone there in a rocket!
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Knowing that all of us will die someday... How do you want to go? With a bang, peacefully, or what?
I'm a biker, I say Mach 2 with my hair on fire flying down a road on two wheels.
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Dr Phil or Oprah Wimfrey?
Oprah would win. Dr. Phil would be to busy ducking from her swings, all the while analyzing her behavior as to why she is doing what she is doing,and telling her all about it of course.
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Who invented the ceiling fan?
The electrically-powered ceiling fan was invented in 1882 by Philip Diehl. Diehl had engineered the electric motor used in the first Singer sewing machines, and in 1882 adapted that motor for use in a ceiling-mounted fan. "The Diehl Electric Fan", as it was known, operated like a common modern-day ceiling fan; each fan had its own self-contained motor unit, eliminating the need for...
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Do you feel that people get less or more judgmental as they get older?
I think people get more judgmental as they become more intollerant.
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What's your name?
ARDEN
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What is the best way to enjoy life?
With your KNEES, in the BREEZE!
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Do you feel like there's a song our there that surely must have been written about you?
Oh hell yeah!
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If you could learn one instrument, what would it be?
As a redneck...my first choice is Banjo, and the second is the Fiddle.
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Is it more important to trust yourself, or have others trust you?
Not to sound arrogant, but I am the most trustworthy person I know. I would think it's better to have others trust me, and with that usually comes with liking, and respect. :)
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Can an employee be fired from a job without a warning (or escalation of disciplinary action) for cheating on a timecard?
Not only can they be fired...but the company also has legal right to re-claim monies lost due to it.
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What situations does "easy does it" not fit?
When your dealing with a BULL...
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How badly are you addicted to the internet? How severe is it?
16 Hours a day at least :(
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Do you like to bowl?
Not really. But one time I was bowling drunk with friends and was outside taking a smoke break, when an attractive woman asked me for a light, and for some reason trying to impress her, I told her:
"Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck"
And she was sooooo impressed with my pick up line she was nice enough to reply:
"Good,...
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When does a wannabe become a hasbeen?
When they turn into Britney Spears...
She a wannabe the biggest thing now she's hasbeen going off da deep end!...lmao!
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What do peope talk about when there is nothing 2 talk about
Memories and past experiences.
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Is timing everything?
When you have diarrhea, bet yo ass it is!
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Can you name one particular person that has profoundly changed your life?
I was homeless & suicidal when I took one more last chance to help save myself and applied for an office position, for a small business owner. Eight years later I am still here, and make very good money, the owner is like family to me. I thank God everyday, I am so fortunate.
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Would you consider a "homemaker" a profession?
No.
A profession is an occupation, such as law, medicine, or engineering, that requires considerable training and specialized study. "Homemaking" does not fall under that category.
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Whats the worst noise to wake up too?
Chainsaw
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Do you like John Lennon's song Imagine?
No, and I hate the Beatles.
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Do you tan or burn?
I one of those people that gets a beautiful gold tan, just after being in the sun for a few hours, all my friends are jelous. The thing is, I'm a biker...and it only on one side!, and my face has raccoon eyes, and tan marks from the helmet straps...its not attractive! :(
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Are you picky about what type of pen you write with?
Oh hell yes!
I will ONLY use Uni-Ball GEL IMPACT 1.0mm Black ink.
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364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from__________?
...friends, and eat the lunch I made!
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In what ways do you pass time at work?
I have to be honest...all day on the Internet, mostly AB.
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What's going on down there?
Uh...nothing!...uh....everything is (shut up!) Uh everything is ok..(shhhhh, don't make me hurt you,I don't care if it hurts!)...yeah....everything is ok here in the basement!
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Would you rather all your enemies die but you live, or all your enemies live and you die? (ONLY TWO CHOICES) Why did you choose that answer?
I don't have enemies...if I did, I would prefer they stay alive so I can torture them though :)
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If you were a talking cow, then what would you say?
YOUR KIDDING RIGHT?....
I would say......
The grass IS greener on the other side...please leave the gate open!
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What is your bigesst regret in life?
Yes, and the ssad thing is I don't learn from my mistakes.
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If you found you had a life-threatening illness - would you tell anyone?
I would have no one to tell, as I have no family or friends, and the aquaintences I know wouldn't be worth telling.
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When is the last time you've had your fingers slammed in a door of some kind?
Last summer, turning into the garage to park the bike, I hit loose gravel in the alleyway, and the bike tipped over at a high rate of speed,and my fingers on my right hand were split open and broken under 850 lbs of bike between the asphalt and the tank.
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If you died today what would be written on your head stone?
"Take me fast or take me slow.
I don't really care how I go.
In the daylight or in the dark,
I hope it wasn't from a broken heart"
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Party Time! Can we recheck who brings what?
I'm a BIKER...so I'll bring a bunch of rowdy biker buddies, a case of Jack Daniels, and a ton of classic rock songs!
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First thing that comes to mind when you hear "Texas"? And where are you from please?
BULL RIDERS
(California)
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What do you like to eat when you are drunk?
Del Taco....but while in drive through I'm so drunk slurring my words, I always get the wrong order...Example, I order fries, I get sprites (sodas)...etc.
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Free is the answer ! what is the question?
"How do you feel when you're blazing down a two lane road on your custom motorcycle?"
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Internet Dating: a great idea that has finally arrived or a waste of time?
Hasn't worked for me.
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Vinny has left American Chopper and I'm gutted. Do you think Paul Senior should've made him a bike or invited to him to a few more shows?
I don't think that has anything to do with it. Vinnie is a family man, and was able to create his own business V-Force Customs with Cody Connelly, joining him who I think has potential in the industry. I hope him success, and I am sure being on OCC, has and will help his career on his own.And his new business.
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What is the greatest creation of mankind?
Motorcycles :)
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Would you rather lose two toes or one finger???
I play guitar, and keyboards, and I build little doll houses. I also own a custom bike, that's heavy and DOES require the use of ALL FINGERS, to operate properly, so I will go with the toes, hell you can even throw in an EXTRA toe, making it 3...I'm keepin' the fingers!
:)
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Where was the last time you misplaced your keys?
Came home drunk one night and placed the truck keys inside my cowboy hat, then hung it up when I walked in the door. Not being able to find the key anywhere the following morning, I had to have the truck re-keyed for a cost of $350 bucks!, the kicker was when a few days later, a friend went to try on my cowboy hat and the key fell out in front of us, I thought I was gonna sh*t!...man I was...
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What do you love the most in the world?
My custom motorcycle :)
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How many times have you been thrown into the penalty box?
None...but the day ain't over yet :/
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Would you like to say something that praises yourself?
"Damn,I got a sexy bike..."
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Is it a bad thing to be called a redneck?
Not for me-it's even in my title name!
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What kind of beers are sold at Honda Grandprix of St. Petersburg in April?
Budweiser is one of the sponsers.
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Does anybody hate subway?
I thought it was pretty good , until I stepped into a Quizno's!
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Whats your favourite quote/ catchphrase?
"Don't start no shit...there won't be no shit"
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While at the supermarket how often do you take back the cart to the designated location?
1 out of three times per month.
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What would you do if you were out on a lake ice fishing and it began to rain, then the ice starts to crack as you are stading on it?
...uh, I would probably fall through it!
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The last time one of your friends moved, did you help?
I got a big 'ol who's yo daddy truck,I am always having to move something and or someone! :(
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How often do you sing to yourself?
I'm laughing, because I never sing out loud,outside my apartment. Down in the garage (thats attached to carports)this afternoon, I was getting down, singing out loud, pulsating the hips, 'cause I thought it was safe to do so, when I was caught by some cute girls on the way to the laundry room. Sooooo, I won't be singing to myself, or for others in the complex, anytime soon!
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Who killed Jesse James?
James was betrayed by one of his own gang, Robert Ford, who shot him to death in Missouri 1882.
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Whats something funny that happened to you?
I went into Ralph's grocery, to go to the bank inside there to open new account. Looking at the paperwork they gave me as I walked down the isle, I tripped something vicious over a cart someone left, causing me to crash at full throttle into a HUGE wine display! On top of it they had sets of dishes and glasses too. Well picture a bull in a china shop!...in a matter of seconds I did $300...
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Have you ever wished that you were adopted?
At 2 months old I was placed in a foster home until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it interesting that I had not been adopted out....
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Does it hurt to get a tattoo across your shoulderblades?
I got the BUllSEYE BBQ sauce logo tat on my right shoulder-YES.
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Which city is a better place to live Anaheim or Long Beach?
I live in Anaheim, and frequent Long Beach. I would rather live in LB.
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What is something, or someone, that glitters?
The chrome on my bike :)
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What comes first to mind when I say "free..."?
FREEway...me flying down it on a two wheeled beast!
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Do you want to rock and roll all night, and party everyday?
OH HELL YEAH!...I'M A BIKER!
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Who is your favorite rap or country artist?
Wow, what a vast difference between the two!
I'm a big ol redneck, I love country music.
George Strait for country....and we'll just keep it at that. :)
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STOP...........!!! our own POLICE .. IN HOT PURSUIT has just made SAGE! Would you like to drop by and give him a high five???
CONGRATULATIONS LAPD xxxxxxx
Heeeehaaawwww! good job,
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Is you're room cluttered with glasses that you haven't bothered to pour away yet? Mine is!
Wow....I'm a neat freak...we could never live together. :(
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What is the meaning of life?
To cruise chicks and suck face?
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If you could change one thing about yourself,what would it be and why?
My temper.
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Everyone dislikes something; even hate sometimes. What do you hate? (Please don't answer with "I don't hate . . . ." Just don't answer If you really feel that way .)
I hate Fords.
I hate unfriendly people.
I hate being alone, because others refuse to get to know me.
I hate jury duty.
I hate my aggressive attitude, but don't want to change.
I hate persons that need to be the center of attention at a party/club.
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Are rednecks and hicks two different things?
No.
Rednecks are often rude and crude Southerners some times prone to violence, have proclivity (but not always) for Nascar, CERTAIN TYPES of Country music, and beer drinking. Can live in trailers, but not always. They are often mistaken for white trash but there's a difference. Rednecks are usually hard working and have jobs. White trash tend to be lazy. They are most likely blue collar....
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Why is Texas so BIG?
So us Rednecks have more room to run our quads in the mud, and shoot our shotguns!, more places to hide the moonshine too!
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If the ocean gets rough, will you help me sail?
Screw the ocean, climb on the back of my bike.
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Is your car a sweet ride or is it transportation from point a to point b?
I own two sweet customized rides.
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If your body is a temple, can you describe the shape of your temple to me?
I'm a beer guzzling, cigarette smoking BIKER...I'm no model!
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What is your favourite item of clothing?
My biker vest.
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What do you wish was faster?
The work week.
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Big truck or race car?
BIG TRUCK!
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When you think of Arkansas, do you automatically think of rednecks?
HUMMM, NOTHING WRONG WITH REDNECKS.
Good people in AR.
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What does your employer do for you on your birthday?
I get $1000 in cash.
(perk for working for a small family business)
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What is your outlook on emancipation?
At 2 months old I was placed in a foster home until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it interesting that I had not been adopted out....
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For those who work in an office environment: do you find that people, including so called professionals, swear a lot? Does it bother you?
I work for a fuking trucking company!...that how we fuking talk around here!...as bad as sailors, though it doesn't make it right :(
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My mind is like a steel trap...rusty and illegal in 37 states. What is YOUR mind like?
SO YOU'RE A BIKER TOO???? :)
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If I rode a motorcycle through the halls of my school, what are the chances that I would get expelled?
As a biker i could tell you, you will be toast!
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When girls sit down and their butt cracks show... i think it's hot. is that weird?
Uhhhhh, no...
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What is the Worst Phone Call you have ever Recieved?
I work for a family business, only 5 of us there. I was called at home on a Sunday morning, told that my co-worker 40 yrs of age died, from a heart attack. The sad part of it was he and his wife tried for many years to get pregnant, and she finally did, their son was only a few weeks old when he passed, around Christmas...geeeez :(
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What is the Best Phone Call you have Recieved?
I went for a job interview at a family owned business, they put me through the regular questions etc, and I thought I gave a good interview, but then they were like, OK we'll let you know... I went to the parking lot to leave, my cell phone rang, and there was all this laughter, and then the question was asked: "so what kinda donuts are you bringing in tomorrow?"... I was like...
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If you had to live your entire life with weather from only one season, would you choose winter, spring, summer or fall?
As a biker, I say Summer!
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Whats your faverite year for mustangs
Saleen's S281 “Extreme” Mustang appears as an evil Decepticon "BARRICADE" in Transformers. Mustang Concept car for 2009.
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What's everyone having for dinner tonight?
I too, need to deposit my check, and its near a "Pick Up Stix", so I will get the house special chicken, I have a coupon. :)
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What is going on outside your door this very minute?
Drilling out the concrete, right in front of our door, and pulling out the rotted wood. It's on the verge of collapse, and we are on the top floor balcony...kinda scary.
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What is the exact time in the lower right hand corner of your screen
10:20 AM
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Is there any proof or theories that sitting close to a t.v. or computer is bad for your eyes?
Lol, growing up my mother warned me that if I sat to close to the TV I would end up with poor eysight.
She also warned me that sneaking coffee as a child would stunt my growth...
WELL, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, I AM A SHORT BLIND DUDE!
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If a fish bites a hook but then gets free how long till it will bite again?
Fish have the capability to remember, but for short periods of time. It would be a matter of minutes for them to repeat the action.
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Well what do you want me to do about it?
Just tell her to stop being so damn diffilcult!...she won't take my call!
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Have you got a name you call your car? What is it?
Truck: "SILVER BULLET"
Motorcycle: "THE BEAST"
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Can you list five true facts about yourself, that are REALLY uninteresting and have nothing to do with height/weight/age/location/birthdate?
1) I have a temper issue that ruins all my relationships, so I have spent most of my life single, despite I'm in my late 30's.
2) I'm a biker who loves to drink & smoke cigarettes, but is drug free.
3) I build little doll houses because I love little things.
4) I have no family or friends, due to item mentioned in #1. So I spend all my time alone, and mostly at home....
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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture!
"Cowboy with horse"
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How do you drive and operate a forklift?
I hope this makes sense, but I learned to drive, by teaching myself first on a forklift!, I wanted to keep my job at a warehouse, and so I taught myself to load trailers. The most hard thing about it, was not over compensating on turning, as just the rear wheels turn. And there are only to knobs to control the fork skids themselves. (up/down, and tilt)
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Describe your favorite type of transportation without actually mentioning the name :)......
Two wheels.
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Something you wear that begins with the letter i
INK
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You consider yourself the biggest fan of... what?
BULL RIDING!
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What is the thing you do most?
Ride my bike
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What are your thoughts and feelings when you see a rebel flag?
There have been a number of political controversies surrounding the use of the Confederate flag in Southern state flags, at sporting events, at Southern universities, and on public buildings.The flag traditionally represented the South's resistance to Northern political dominance; it became racially charged during the Civil Rights Movement, when fighting against desegregation suddenly...
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Whats one word to describe your house?
UNIQUE.
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What would you like your headstone to read when you pass away..? (humor a must)
Biker born,
Biker bred,
when I die,
I'll be Biker dead.
On 2 wheels I happily live,
my Biker soul to God I give.
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You are a man with 7 wifes and they all want kids should you go get fix or tell them no way!!!
YES!!!...That's exactly what you should do, get fixed.
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How Many "Zippo Tricks" can you do? and do you ever show them off?
I passed over buying a DVD that was of Zippo tricks. I have a rather nice collection in a case of many Zippos. I am starting to use some of them, though.
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Would Santa ever start using UPS if his reindeers go on strike or forced into an early retirement?
Yes, Brown is better!
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What things do you wish came in a tube?
licorice drops.
Butter.
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What cartoon bad guy would you like to be?
Yosemite Sam
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What are some good male and female names for my baby?
Male: RYDER
Female: Harley
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How do you like your coffee? If you don't drink it, how do you get your caffeine?
I like it only from Starbucks!
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If you were to die in a crash, would you prefer to die in a car or on a motorcycle?
As a biker, I would want to go out doing something I love. I could care less what I look like, as an end result. Send me flying down a highway on 2 wheels, mach 2 with my hair on fire, crashing towards the end.
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Wisconsin cows are happier than California Cows. Agree?
NOOOOOOO!!!...I'm a California cow, and happy happy happy!
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Was your mom a stay-at-home mom or a working mom?
Working mom.
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Would you rather live in the city or the country?
Heeeee Haaaaaw!....country
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I know all you answerbaggers dont drink ,but what is the name of your local pub? mine is called the bull
"InCahoots"
Country western bar/club
I go every other weekend to dance/drink.
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Are you crazy? Why?
I'm a Redneck & a Biker...I be crazy!, gotta be, to fly down the highway on two wheel, mach 2 with my hair on fire...HEEEEEHAAAWWW!!
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Whats your next favorite website after AB?
I love to collect pictures so FLICKR.COM is my fav.
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I am trying to connect a DVD player to my old mistubishi big screen but nothing happens. I have the three connections (yellow, red , white ) on input 1. Any Suggestions?
As long as the connection colors are matched up on both player and tv, that is half the battle there. Next you need to find the AV1 or Av2, etc, and or switch over to Aux, and you should be able to see the movie.
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British Airways has suspended a steward for eating a discarded muffin, treating it as theft. Your thoughts?
I think its stupid. More important things going on in the world these days.
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When do you know that it's time to give up on your marriage?
When you're served a restraining order.
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If you died right this second what would be the cause?
I'd be shot.
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What do guys like better sporty girls rocker girls preppy girls or a lil of everything?
I like a redneck woman, who has a biker wild side to her.
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If I emailed you would you freak out?
I'm a biker, nothing makes me freak out.
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Have you got a name you call your car? What is it?
The truck: "SILVER BULLET"
Motorcycle: "THE BEAST"
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Do you enjoy long walks on the beach and candle light dinners
I'm more of a get on two wheels and ride off into the sunset kinda person.
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Where'd you buy your furniture? How about, specifically your desk?
My home is done in a cowboy/Mexican rustic style. I couldn't find a desk that I liked in the size I wanted, (small for a laptop) so I made one to match the decor.
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Are you a sticky/Post-It Notes freak like I am?
YES.
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When's the last time you cleaned out your junk-drawer?
It was two months ago, and now I can barely open it-AGAIN!...lol
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What is the biggest gift you're going to give someone this holiday season?
I paid to have a friends motorcycle fixed as an early Xmas present, because they could not afford to have it done.
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When I say Redneck, what do you picture in your mind?
REALLY, ARE WE GONNA GO THERE?, I MEAN REALLY...
True Southerners know the difference between a redneck, hillbilly, a good old boy, southern gentleman and lady, but apparently many yankees dont seem to. They tend to not be familiar with the socio economic infastructure of Dixie.
REDNECK:
Rednecks are often rude and crude Southerners some times prone to violence, have proclivity (but not...
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Have you tried using a laptop desk?
I use this at home, its FANTASTIC, with many features you can add!
I have a 17" laptop I use on this. I am such a couch potatoe now!
http://www.airdesks.com/
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Is you desk a messy desk or do you keep it clean?
I keep it clean.I made this desk, so I take pride in it, and not wanting it damaged with junk. I use a laptop on it.
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Would you date someone with kids?
No.
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IF you had your own country, what would your flag look like?
Like this:
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Name that Secret Association of yours.
"BADASS BIKERS OF AMERICA"
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How many ways are there to greet someone? (eg: yo, sup, whaddya say, whaddya know, hiya, how's tricks...)
I always greet people with a loud "HOWDY"... in the city, it cracks folks up, they are not use to hearing that greeting and get tickled by it. :)
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Reall,you did what?
Yep, I came home drunk one night and placed the truck keys inside my cowboy hat, then hung it up when I walked in the door. Not being able to find the key anywhere the following morning, I had to have the truck re-keyed for a cost of $350 bucks!, the kicker was when a few days later, a friend went to try on my hat and the key fell out in front of us. I hit the roof!.
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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better
I was bowling drunk with friends and was outside taking a smoke break, when an attractive woman asked me for a light, and for some reason trying to impress her, I told her:
"Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck"
And she was sooooo impressed with my pick up line she was nice enough to reply:
"Good, now you can get into it...
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What do you treasure most in your life?
I'm single with no family so my bike.
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My power stering resivoir won't hold the fluid i put in it. why?
There is either a crack in the resivoir, (most are made of plastic) or in the line itself. That really could be the only reason.
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Have you ever been hitting a hammer and accidently hit your finger or something like that?
Lost the nail on the middle finger while holding a 10 penny.
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Do you wish you had feathers?
Feathers on a cow....not so attractive :(
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How would you finish the sentence "I wish I could change..."?
My height. I'd give anything to be 6'2"
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What type of gas mileage do you get? What kind of car do you drive?
I get around 250 miles on a full tank in the truck, and around the same on the bike.
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What Gem do you like the most?
I still think the DIAMOND is the nicest.
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What name do you think is so common if someone told you their name you would think the made it up (quickly) because it was so common?
John Smith
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How many pillows do you use?
4....
2 I sleep on
2 that are on top for decoration
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What do you do when your life shrivels in the shadow of your dreams?
This question made me cry. :(
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If you get an itchy back , what do you scratch it with?
I use the spatula or the spaghetti tongs in the kitchen drawer. I live alone, I'm OK with that.
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What is your favorite sport and why?
BULL RIDING!!!!!!!
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I'm going away today, is anyone else going somewhere?
If I'm going away......it's 'cause the police finally caught me!
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I am writing a book about you, what three main things do I need to mention?
I'm a REDNECK.
I'm a BIKER.
I like to build little doll houses.
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Does anyone here know or has met a famous person? If yes, who?
I met Tom Bosley from Happy Days at a Mardi fest.
I met Tina Yothers from Family Ties at an event.
I met Henry (the Fonz) Winkler from Happy Days at a private writers screening for the Lion King at the studio.
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Do you like owls?what is your favourite owl?
As lovely as the Snow Owl is, I am partial to the Barn Owl-redneck thing :)
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Is it true that a piranha lasts for less than three minutes when thrown into a pen full of cows?
OMG! thank you for the laugh, love it!
Us COWS hate them!...lol
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If you could have any job in the world, what would it be?
I Wanna Be A Cowboy
Riding on the range,
I've got my hat - on,
I've got my boots - dusty.
I've got my saddle
On my horse.
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite?
EXCALIBUR (1980)...& it just is.
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If life was like a box of chocolates, what would be in your box?
Fingers :) (wink)
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Hot fudge or caramel on your ice cream?
I am a huge sucker for caramel!...mmmm
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Will you marry me? Sure i may not be rich in money but im rich in spirit ^_^ oh...ya i also got a great sense of humour ....
You're a robot....I'm a cow....it could never work....I'm very sorry :(
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How do you send a message to someone on Answerbag?
They have to have an email posted for themselves in their profile.
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When did you dance (pair dancing) last time? With who? And How was it?
I went "two-stepping" country dancing Sunday. Took a nice girl.
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Have you ever wished for something so hard, got it and now regret it?
Yeah...it was called a wife
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When on ebay, do you look for things to buy, or look at crazy things that are for sale?
In the past 3 years I have spent $10,000 on Ebay. I decorated my home with antiques from there, and bought some collectibles as well. I have never sold anything.
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Do you find men's voices easier to understand than women's?
I do. Women have a tendency to speak faster, and with a naturally high pitch, backed with more emotion in it. As to where men speak more methodically, and without the emotion, which for me, I find to be more easily understood.
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When you eat the smarties do you eat the read ones lasts?
I have no self control when it comes to Smarties....I carefully unwrap the entire thing, being very careful to keep them in a straight line if possible-then dump them ALL INTO MY MOUTH.
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I've been dating a girl for over 7 weeks and have NEVER had a compliment on my looks, even after telling her shes pretty or sexy..This makes me feel I'm filling a position more than some one she is attracted to..Is this a red flag of things to come
I see it has a red flag. Though some people have trouble accepting compliments, I think more people have less trouble in giving them. I'm very vocal and opinionated, I would say something.
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Do you generally like to live your life under the radar, in the spotlight or somewhere in between?
I'm a Biker... I live it dodging the radar, and if I'm in a spotlight, it's most likely to be coming from a police helicopter!
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Have u ever been that drunk u have puked & pooed at the same time?
YES!.
It was my 21st Birthday, and two girls I barely knew took me out to the Silver Bullet, in their little hatchback car. I got drunk, they left me in the car, and went back in. I had a hard time trying to open the door since I couldn't push the seat forward, while laying down in the back. Throwing up so forceful...I remember when they got in, they were like "whats that...
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Do you go through his pockets?
I sure do!
I need the money
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For anybody who uses Netflix: how do they decide who gets a movie first? I've had a film in my saved area since it came out in theaters; it came out on DVD on the 4th, but my Queue says it's a "very long wait" So who gets first dibs and why isn't it me?
I've been a customer of theirs since they first started. It's a computer generated response, it will not a be a long wait, they buy in hundreds,the same movie, so the turnover rate is very fast upon returns, should be 1-2 weeks you should get the movie. I believe its randomly picked buy a computer.
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Someone just left you a note. What does it say?
"Sorry I scratched your beautiful custom truck with my shit bucket...please feel free to come to the address I have provided in this note, and stomp the crap out of me for my stupidity"
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What are the things which make life attractive?
For me its motorcycles. Going for riding while depressed, and feeling alone, has saved me. I love nature and animals and couldn;t imagine being on the earth without them, so I try and do what I can to preserve both.
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Do you like country music?
HEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAWWWW!
It's all I listen too!
My whole life is country!
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Do you look forward to going to bed at night, and do you make your bed and room a priority in terms of comfort----for eg., nice bedding material, comfortable mattress, room temperature, etc.?
I use at least 500 thread count sheets, a matress pad, and a matress cover. I love the feel of nice expensive sheets on bare skin :)
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Is it the journey or the destination that draws you onwards?
WITH DRIVERS IT'S ABOUT THE DESTINATION, BUT WITH BIKER'S IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY. ONE IS DAYDREAMIN', WHILE THE OTHER IS EXPERIENCING. LONGING FOR...VS. GRATFUL FOR. I AM GRATFUL TO BE AWAKE AND EXPERIENCING,THIS JOURNEY.
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Do you always wear a helmet?
Here's my helmet!, I have to wear it by law :(
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When was the last time you chipped a tooth?
30 years ago, on a camping trip. My adoptive mom was nice enough to punch me in the mouth, while wearing a diamond ring. I'm not sure what I did at the age of 7 that warranted that, but it cost me $2,000 to have it fixed, later as an adult. Needless to say we are estranged.
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What is the main target in your life?
To pay it forward, show kindness and empathy to others, and try not to become to cynical.
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What word comes to mind when you think of your ex?
FRIEND....
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Harley davidson or Crotch rocket?
There are a line of excellent Japanese bikes on the market, comparable to a "Harley". Cruiser vs. Rocket, there is no comparison. I prefer cruiser, for comfort.
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I am thinking of purchasing my new ride. What make and model would you recommend? I shall answer this and tell what my preferences are. Reliability is a MUST. I am relatively specific.
Any of the Honda Shadow line would suffice, and is comparable to the Suzuki Boulevard.I currently have the 1800.
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Do you curse unnecessarily?
I'm a biker, like a sailor!
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Does your vehicle have tinted windows?
Yes, it was part of the customizing process.
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Have you ever eaten some thing not in the norm??Like frogs legs?Or kangeroo meat?If so what have you eaten and what did it taste like?
I inadvertantly ate a calf brain burrito off a "roach coach" It tasted weird, and after about 4 bites I was like what the hell. My partner looked at the wrapper, not fun :(
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Have you ever had a hard day's night?
Yep, it was the first and last time I went to jail.
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Do you have any kind of project going on?
I'm a dollhouse building redneck biker...always something in the works.
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Is your car sexy? What kind is it?
Both are sexy!
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Is your room messy right now?
Nope.
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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be?
I did change my name. To Arden
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Have you ever been kicked out of a ( bar,restraunt,place of business) And what the heck were you doing?
I'm a ROWDY REDNECK BIKER...been kicked out of lots of bars!
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Would you do anything for the one you love?
I would do anything for love...but I won't do that......
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Have you ever rocked the shocker?
I'm ROWDY BIKER...I rock the shock...all the time.
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What was the last thing or person you ran into?
I ran into the garage door, I left it open so I could pull into it on the bike, but somehow accidently hit the button in my pocket, and it was pitch dark in the alley, and kablam!...lol
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Who would win in an arm wrestle... Paul senior? (off American Chopper) or Hulk Hogan?
I'm a biker, and I love Paul senior!...so I choose him!
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What's the main thing that annoys you about your own generation?
They seem self absorbed, and selfish.
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Does any1 know where you can buy a jacket that looks like a members only jacket but not online?
The only place I can think of would be a thrift store.
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If you were caught in the nude what would you say
I would be more worried about what i was doing nude while being caught.
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Do you remember Pez Dispensers? Whose face wouldn't you want to see in one dispensing your candy?
"MiMi" from the Drew Carey Show
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What's your favourite snackfood?
CHEEEEESE!, in any form :)
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Have you ever been held captive?
I think so...
At 2 months old I was placed in a foster home until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it interesting that I had not...
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What is your Favorite Shirt you own? Does it say anything or have anything on it?
I have a black T-shirt that says in bold on the front:
CAUTION
and on the back:
DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS
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What's your unsmooth moment?
I was at a house party, and it was dusk with around 40 people. Wanting to take my half full plate of food in, I didn't see the step to enter the house through the sliding door and crashed through the screen tearing it shreds, and getting tangled up in it, throwing food all over the place! 40 people!...just laughed and laughed...I could have died from embarrassment, trying to convince them...
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Do you ever find your belongings seem to go on holiday? Like you can't find something anywhere, then a week later it turns up somewhere you swear you already looked?
Came home drunk one night and placed the truck keys inside my cowboy hat, then hung it up when I walked in the door. Not being able to find the key anywhere the following morning, I had to have the truck re-keyed for a cost of $350 bucks!, the kicker was 2 days later, a friend went to try on my hat and the key fell out in front of us, I thought I was gonna sh*t!
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What is on your favorite coffee cup?
Both sides.
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Cowboy boots Or flats?
HEEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWWWW, cowboy boots!
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Do you have an idol or inspirational person you look up to? if so, who is it & why?
I look up to no one. Everything I do, everything I got, I made it happen on my own.
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How come i cant get the guy i want?
Got be open minded when searching, I was too picky and told myself I wasn't going to "settle", and I ended up single for 2 years! until I finally broadened my expectations, etc.
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Its my Birthday today,and my boyfriend says hes too tired to come and see me,how would you react?
Your hot...I would come over. Screw that.
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How long have you been sitting down?Is your chair comfortable?
My chair here at the office sucks, and squeaks bad, so I end up barely moving in it, as not to draw attention, and this usually causes me to get sore muscles :(
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If you had to be an animal, would you rather live in the ocean or on the land?
Land :)
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What are you really trying to say?
Well...it's me. Not you. All me...sorry
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How long does it take you to commute to work and what mode of transport do you use?
I work 6 miles away from my home. I usually take my truck, but on Fridays I take my bike.
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I am sitting here eating fresh pineapple with mint. It's delicious! What are you eating?
Wow, now that would NOT be a treat for me...I hate both items!...I am having Starbucks Cafe Verona I just brewed, I'm good with that!
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When I was small I wanted to be a tiger when I grew up. What did you want to be?
That's interesting that u chose to be an animal. I wanted to be a fireman.
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I have 8 normal toenails and 2 small toenails that are thick and look a bit like "cloven hooves". Does anyone else have strange toenails?
FUNGUS????
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Do you have a sad face w/puppy dog eyes? What kind of situations do you 'use' it?
I try to use it for good, and never evil...lol
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What are some things that take all the fun out of sex?
Trying to put it in the "one way" tunnel
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What do you need to be happy?
My motorcycle. :)
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Do you use the expression "Close but no cigar"?
I always say "almost doesn't count"
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Has anybody here on Answerbag ever went to "Boarding School" or somewhere similar to it? and what was it like?
Growing up abused, beatened, & starved, I ended up from 10-17 years of age, in state institutions. 100 or more kids all cramed into a "living" situation of dorm life, no privacy, every minute of the day accounted for, as if in jail. No one to teach you basic survival skills you would need in order to survive in the public mainstream. Didn't know how to do laundry, or get a...
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When assigned remotes for entry gates & garages from apartment mgr, who's responsibilty is it to replace the batteries in these devices?
They are funky type of batteries hard to find, and I have 4 remotes.
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Does it leave bad image if girls rode motorcycles?
Hell No!
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Have you ever or would you ever go bungee jumping?
I'm a biker, I face death everytime I get on two wheels, why increase that chance bungee jumping?!...noway-jose!...lol
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Guys. Does a woman have to be articulate before you even think about having a 2nd date or even relationship with her?
Yes.
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Are you 'tamed'?
I'm a REDNECK BIKER...I have no idea what that word means!...lol
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How can i get my wife to come on to me?
I would lather up in dark chocolate!
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What's the name of your style?
Hum, Redneck, Biker, Trucker, flannel, jeans wearing...something something?
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What element are you most facinated with??(Earth,Wind,Water,or Fire)
WIND....
I just don't get it, the way it comes and goes, no smell, and can't be seen. It's weird. I hate having it touch me!...but ironically, when blazing down a two lane road in the hills on my bike-it doesn't bother me then.
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Just how long is The Long Arm of the Law?
Not long enough!...I ain't been caught yet!
Heeeeeee Haaaaaaawwwwwwww!
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What is a "Fair Cop"?
A cop that beats you sensless into unconciousness, saving you the agony of pain?
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Have you ever had a wasp in your car while trying to drive? Did you freak out?
No. But I was stung 6 times in the left nipple by a wasp that flew into my shirt, while I was riding my motorcycle. I wasm flying down the freeway in the fast lane, and I had trouble getting over to the right shoulder...so it kept stinging me!...by the time I made it over, I was barley conscious....
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How often do you get late night food cravings? What do you eat?
My midnight snack (I do mean it) is Pepperoni and string cheese.
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Are your teeth clean?
Day so iz, just crooked dats all.
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If your work place is on fire,what is the first non-living thing you will save?
My Micro Machines Semi-trucks.
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She thinks my tractors sexy, do you?
HEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAW!......
no I don't, I'm not that kinda of cowboy.
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Is a bowl of plain mashed potatoes considered a good or bad thing to eat?
You need protein, in form of beans, meats, etc. To many carb's with just a bowl of mashed potatoes. You'll feel hungry later also. Remember...potatoes are a side dish. I would try putting salsa on them, to add flavor, or italian spices.
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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture!
Here's mine :)
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Who's worried of something right now?Wanna share?
I have Gall stones, and the pain is really bad in my stomach, enough so I called Blue Cross to see what options I have. My company has a crappy medical plan, and I was told the surgery is around $6700!, and that I would have to pay $5,000 out of pocket for it! and I don;t have it. I'll probably get sick and die from it exploding or something :(
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If you had to choose, which would you pick: Keeping a job you hate working with people you don't respect, or taking a lower-stress job for less money, which will result in financial stress? Why would you chose that?
I make gooood money and hate the peolple I work with, it's small little office, and for the past 7 and 1/2 years I have decided to stay and suffer the emotional abuse, because I don't want to start over at a new place with less money. By chosing this, it has affected my emotional well being, and physical wellness.
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Someone you know has asked that you lie to 'cover for them.' Lets say, for debate sake here, it was criminal! So, what will you do ... what will you do?
Knowing my type of personality, no one that I know, would lack character enough to ask such a thing of me, knowing full well, that I would emotionally persecute them, and dismiss their request.
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Do you own any bibbed overalls?
Only Redneck in town without!
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What are you thinking of right now?
Buying a Ruger 9mm
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Do you think that someone who stays home, uses the computer a lot, reads, writes, and mostly keeps to his or her self is somehow "worse" than someone who goes out and socializes a lot?
I choose not to "have a life" and I am OK with it. I'm introverted, I live alone, I have no friends, no family to speak of, and the only contact with people I have, other than a few folks at work, I have with people here.
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What do you want right now? I want onion rings :P
I want a vanilla ice cream sandwhich :)
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Would you like to roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour? It's waiting to take you away.
Will there be Internet when I get there????
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What kind of things, methods, techniques or elements that you learned as a youngster or young adult are still very much a part of your every day life and function?
Manners.
It's such a simple thing, and the most overlooked. Everyday common rudeness seems to have taken over. I am always polite, and thankful, and always "pay it forward"
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What would you most like to have that you don't currently have?
Friends
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If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say?
..."and if my skill set is not what this company is looking for, please know I am willing to sleep with everyone in the department that you will be sending the new applicants to, if it will help secure a position here for me"
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Were you a good kid or a bad kid? Would your parents agree with you?
I was a good kid...
I'm now 37, but 2 months old I was placed in a foster home until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it...
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Have you ever told anyone you loved them, then you took it back?
No, but there were times I said it just to find out the other didn't feel the same :(
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Do you think that the people in Calafornia had special treatment than the people in New Orleans, LA from fema and others etc.?
I don't even to know where to start to answer this question!...I work & live in Orange county!, one of my accounts that is a nursey had fire damage, we did not receive special treatment here!...hundreds of thousands of people diplaced, homes lost, this should never had happened!, red tape kept the military from helping us here in a timely fashion, all the hills I go riding in weekend...
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Use one word to decribe yourself and it has to start with the first letter of your name. (first name only)
ANARCHIST
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Whats your favorite band name?
I'm a REDNECK..I love country music, George Strait all the way!
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When you're out riding your bike 15 miles to the nearest farmers' market to get a Hutterite chicken pie, and you see a guy driving a giant RV, do you ever think to yourself "Wow, that guy must have microscopic genitals."?
Now..are we saying those with big engines have small genitals?...because I have an 1800 V-Twin, and its one of the largest bike engines around... I don't want small genitals!...(or to have people think I do)
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How many pairs of socks do you have
30- all white crew
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When your castle breaks, And your feet are dry, Do you ever believe you were stuck out in the...SKY!?
This question is going to make sense to me just as soon as I have my fourth drink. (I'm on my 3rd)
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When you're out riding your bike 15 miles to the nearest farmers' market to get a Hutterite chicken pie, and you see a guy driving a giant RV, do you ever think to yourself "Wow, that guy must have microscopic genitals."?
Now thats funny..somehow!
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If you were a statue, what would you be called?
ROWDY BIKER
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Would you show me a bar chart indicating the relationship between war culture and artistic culture?
Thank God for people like Max...questions like this make my head hurt :(
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Whats makes you do things you never dreamed of?
Tequilla
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What's the best way to reattach a penguin wing?
3M tape....as a biker, I use it to attach alot of chrome parts.
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"bed of roses" or "blaze of glory"?? your pick?
I'm a REDNECK BIKER...blaze of glory baby!
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What is an interesting or unusual fact about you?
I'm a big 'ol redneck biker, and my friends rib me at the fact for a hobby I like to build little doll houses. I build them in 1" scale. You ought to see the looks I get when I pull up on my hog at the dollhouse supply store!
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Why is it if you dont speak early in the morning ,people atomatically assume you are crabby?
Well Cincy took the words out of my mouth. For some reason, I don't like to say good morning, and I even hate it more, to feel obligated to say "bless you" when someone sneezes.
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What would be faster a cheetah with a three legs and a smoking habit or a determined drunk fat Belgian with a spoon?
Love the question!, funny, I go with the Belg.
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What would you do if you were up the creek without a paddle?
I'm a REDNECK, I would carve one!
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What negative qualities prevent you from being a better partner?
I'm kinda lazy, and lack the need to seek adventure, I prefer to stay close to home, and not climb hills, and jump out of airplanes, etc.
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Have you been to Hell and back?
I'm a BIKER....I've made that trip many many times!...and I even got a T-shirt!
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Have you ever been in a secret relationship with another person? (this is assuming you didn't have a bf/gf and had no reason to keep it secret you just did)
I married my High School sweetheart, my ex was an only child, and parents divorced. Mother HATED ME!, vowed to disown her, so we kept the relationship a secret for 13 years until we divorced. It would be hard on me, when the mother would stop by unexpectedly, having to run around all stupid, hiding my stuff, making it "appear" my ex lived alone... there were times I would be sitting...
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One of the basic fears and hate-based lies the Christian Right propagates in relation to LGBT is that all homosexual relationships are only about sex. Would it be fair to say that all heterosexual relationships are only about sex?
It would be fair to say that... I think what bothers me, is the "deviant" stereotype gays get.
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If you could start your own kingdom, where on earth would it be?
The Caribbean
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Could you make me laugh and how?
While at Starbucks & already late for work, arms full of coffee goodies, I jumped into the truck& quickly placed my things on the passenger seat,when all of a sudden the door was jerked opened, and I was jerked violently out of the truck, thinking I was being car-jacked, I fought this guy with my life!...I can't understand what he's saying because I am yelling at him. When I...
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What thought makes you smile every time?
Bulls...I just love them, cow noses too!
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My older brother is a Fire Captain down in San Diego, and my older sisters and their families have been evacuated due to the fires. Would anyone like to join me in wishing everyone down in Southern California good luck and good thoughts?
I live here in Orange county, and asked why the National Guard is not trained to help put out fires in this type of state of emergency-oh and got downrated for the question!, I am very concerned for our firefighters.
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Whats the best or worst pick up line ever?
I was bowling drunk with friends and was outside taking a smoke break, when an attractive woman asked me for a light, and for some reason trying to impress her, I told her:
"Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck"
And she was sooooo impressed with my pick up line she was nice enough to reply:
"Good, now you can get into it...
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Do you have a favorite spoon or fork you use all the time to eat with?
I eat all my food out of a Mikasa bowl. It doesn't matter what it is, it could be steak and potatoes-it's going in the bowl!...I refer to it as my food trof.I prefer to eat everything with a spoon, but sometimes I am forced to use a fork. :(
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How nutty are you?
Certifiable nuts.
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What goes good with frog legs?
HEEEEE HAAAAWW!!
Frog Leg Stew With A Kick
Ingredients
3 lb. frog legs
1 garlic, chopped fine
1 onion, chopped fine
1/8 tsp. thyme
1/8 tsp. cayenne pepper
2 cans tomato puree
6-8 cans water
1/2 tbsp. basil
1/8 tsp. sea salt
2 tbsp. olive oil
Frog Leg Stew With A Kick Directions
Break the frog legs apart and saute in olive oil until almost cooked, then allow to cool. Add...
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What style of dancing do you like to watch?
I really like to watch line dancing
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If God is ready to give you a seventh sense, depending on your wish, how do like that seventh sense to be?Describe. Also, how would you name it?
I'm gonna go with THE SHINE (as in the shining)
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Do any of you resist going to sleep? You know you should go to bed but find other things to do instead?
Although I love my job, I resent having to spend 40 hrs a week at a job. So the past 2 years, I have made it a point to stay up until 2am. It makes no sense to me that we work, maybe get home around 6, then go to bed a few hours later. I want to spend the same amount of time awake doing enjoyable things. So I sleep from around 2am and get up at 630am, though by Friday, I'm toast I admit...
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Have you ever embarrased yourself in public?
I went into Ralph's grocery, to go to the bank inside there to open new account. Looking at the paperwork they gave me as I walked down the isle, I tripped something vicious over a cart someone left, causing me to crash at full throttle into a HUGE wine display! On top of it they had sets of dishes and glasses too. Well picture a bull in a china shop!...in a matter of seconds I did $300...
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Do you see what i see?
yes, but it'll look better as soon as I get my beer goggles on!
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If you could bring back a group who no longer perform, have gone their separate ways, or some of whom may have died, and attend their concert, which group would it be?
The Allman Brothers Band
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What music are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
"SIZE MATTERS"
Joe Nichols
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How much do you get paid at your job?
I am a Transportation Broker, I average 55k a year.
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If she's just a housewife, why does she need a car?
YEAH........YOU WALKED INTO THAT ONE.
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What's the last thing you've given up on?
Love and finding a partner.
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If you had a pet rabbit or pig for a long time & they died , would you bury it or eat it?
YOU DON'T EAT YOUR PETS!...PERIOD.
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Whilst getting ready in the morning, do you prefer to have on the television, radio, nothing at all, or something else?
Recently, I have been starting to listen to the TV in the bedroom while I get ready in the morning. It's different, as I have never really listened to anything before.
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Can you give an example of a blonde moment?
I went into Ralph's grocery, to go to the bank inside there to open new account. Looking at the paperwork they gave me as I walked down the isle, I tripped something vicious over a cart someone left, causing me to crash at full throttle into a HUGE wine display! On top of it they had sets of dishes and glasses too. Well picture a bull in a china shop!...in a matter of seconds I did $300...
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The search for the meaning of life is ancient. We're obviously looking in the wrong places because we don't have an answer yet. Where should we be looking?
I don't think anyone has looked in the pantry, I'd start there...lol
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If your boss offered to give you a ride home, and then told you that as soon as he got home he was going to crack open a can of beer he had in his truck, what would you think?
I'd think what a dick....not to crack it open while we were hanging.
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"Redneck Biker Dressed 4 Holloween" Does that make you want to hide all your candy and turn the porch light off?
CANDY? WHO'S GOT CANDY???, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Add:
Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a bull and to slip into Spiderman tights???
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Whats the most expensive thing you have bought on ebay? Was it delivered safe?
In the last 4 years I have spent around $8,000 bucks on Ebay alone, from new laptops and furniture, to little toys. I had custom chrome rims mailed to me around $900, and a laptop worth a lot more, and never had a problem. I think it's around over 400 purchases, and thats pretty damn good!
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What is the greatest thing since sliced bread?
Custom motorcycles
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Do men like to stare at the hairy legs of other men?
Great, I just threw up a little in my mouth......ugh
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You see a reckless driver or road rage on the interstate. you call the police to report it. do you stay behind the driver or make an exit and let the police locate this vehicle?
if I thought I could follow at a safe distance,and not get distracted, and end up in an accident myself, then I probably would initiate to do so. The problem with this scenario, is I MAY BE CAREFUL, but the reckless driver could cause an accident, and again causing me to get involved. If i am willing to risk my life breaking up a fight, and getting involved in public disputes, I am wiling to...
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What does your house look like?
I live an an apartment but I spent around $8,000 on Ebay, to decorate it.
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Who is your favorite character on the cartoon show King of the Hill?
BOOM
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What do you want to buy next!?
A Tattoo sim to this one.
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What is the difference between a Laptop and a Notebook?
The answer depends on who makes it. Some Original Equipment Manufacturers (OEM's) call their mobile computers "laptops" and some call them "notebooks". The terms are often used interchangeably. Lately, a new breed of terms have been popping up. Terms like deskbooks and Tablet PC's.
My personal distinction between a laptop and a notebook is this:
Laptop...
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How often do you go onto the computer?
I don't know why I am admiting this, but I stay ON the computer from 8am-5pm (work) then from 530pm-130am....I'm gonna end up like this, if I don't stop!...lol
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What will Answerbaggers be doing over Christmas 2007?
I have no family or friends, so I will spend it alone, again.
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If needed, would you tell your partner to lose weight?
Yes, but at the same time I wouldn't do it if I wasn't willing to change something of myself.
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If you were famous and the paparrazi were relentlessly shadowing you, what would you do to them?
You can give them what they want,but it will never be enough as money is the driving force here. So you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. I say don't pose for them, make sure not to give them an op to snap a oic that they want to "cash in" on. I would be wearing a hood all the time or something.
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What are you over?
I'm over, and I mean like soooooooo over, hearing news about the "brat pack" (Britney, Paris, Nichole, etc)
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Is there a difference between a Redneck and a Hillbilly?
OK LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Redneck: Rednecks are often rude and crude Southerners some times prone to violence, have proclivity (but not always) for Nascar, CERTAIN TYPES of Country music, and beer drinking. Can live in trailers, but not always. They are often mistaken for white trash but there's a difference. Rednecks are usually hard working and have jobs. White trash tend to be lazy. They...
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Is there a difference between a Redneck and a Hillbilly?
HEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW!!!!!,
DER SURE IZ....
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What song do you feel, could have been made just for you?
My friends tease me for being a California redneck, so when I heard this song last week for the first time, I swore it was written JUST FOR ME :)
By Billy Currington:
[CHORUS]
I WANNA BE A HILLBILLY, PRAYIN' FOR THE RAIN
DRINK CORN WHISKEY, RAISE A LITTLE CANE
YOU CAN HAVE THE BIG CITY, I WANNA BE A HILLBILLY.
CITY FOLKS GOT WORRIES,
A COUNTRY BOY'S GOT NONE
ALL I WANNA BE...
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Is that really you?
Yep, I was just wearing my costume early :)
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I found out today that i'm probably not going to be seperated from my boyfriend for a few months due to circumstances, like I thought i would. So I'm really happy. What are you happy about today? :-)
Someone brought in fresh bagels. Wow...there's a good time in a toaster.
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What is the most devious thing that you have done?
I have only done something once that was malicious/devious, to another person. Got drunk at a club saw my honey with another...went to slash that home wrecker's tires, with a cheap 99 cent store knife, flattened two of them, but on the third, the cheap knife broke, cutting my pinky finger, all the way around to the bone, I still have no feeling in it to this day. Moral of the story:...
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After surfing i still cant find a decent site to make halloween party invites does anyone know of a good one?
http://www.evite.com/?se=yahoo&kw=e+invite&ag=InvitationsOnline&OVKEY=e+invite&mtid=1&OVRAW=E-INVITE&md=CPC&OVADID=1957098012&OVKWID=16156902012&lp=home&OVMTC=standard
I ALWAYS USE THIS SITE.
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If I run recovery on my computer, will it completely wipe my hard drive or just re install windows? I've never had to do recovery before.
NO..unfortunatly recovery doesn't really seem to fix the problems that make you want to run recovery in the first place. Can you give me some details as to what you are wanting to fix?
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When wearing an MP3 player, do you sometimes find yourself singing along in public without realising it (like I do *blush*)
I am use to singing along in the truck, and I find myself getting caught in public when I am on the bike and listening to it. My windows are tinted, and I guess I forget!...lol
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How old are you? how many people have you slept with - and how many times?
37, and 44 people
ADDED: Shit, when it all in black and white like that, it looks bad, gonna have to change my name to Redneck Playa ....
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What is a sure sign that a guy is interested in you?
Hum, I say a dead give away is he licks ya up one side, then down the other...lol
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If you regularly give good answers to a particular users questions, & you notice that they frequently comment on other answers given but never your own, do you think it is unreasonable to assume that the questioner doesn't like you?
I woner that too!, also what bothers me is when I take the time to answer a question, leave a decent answer, the ANSWERER, will leave me a comment in form of a compliment, and still GIVE NO POINTS!...what the hell???
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What have you borrowed and have yet to return?
I have yet to pay the balance back to my ex for $150
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What does your desk look like? (take a pic if possible)
I made this desk, since I could not find one I liked that matched the rest my Mexican rustic furniture. I had flown in from Japan, the Hot Toys Figures you see in the cases. They are not your father's G.I Joe's...lol
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What sound do you hate the most?
Children.
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If we dug up a big hole, what corporation would you fill it with?
THE DISNEY CORPORATION
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What are all the kids outside yelling about?
Fallout Boy is coming to their town???
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What is your zodiac sign?
HERE IT IS:
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If you were a homeless guy would you rather have a blanket or clothes?
NO ONE GETS MY BLANKET...NO ONE!!!!!!!
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Is 'the force' strong within you?
Yes, so I take BEANO
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What is your Maximus?
Him.
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Who want's to join me flying up with a rocket to the Rainbow?
Hummmm, I won't be required to wear a feather boa, and shorty shorts on the way there right?
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What one thing could you not live without?
Internet.
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Do you think wasp's nests are pretty or disgusting?
I prefer to see these types of wasp nests.
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If you found out your unborn child would be either handicapped or mentally retarded, would you have an abortion?
Yes.
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Powdered or liquid laundry soap?
LOVE, the liquid!
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Do you have a personalized liscense plate? If so, what does it say?
COWBY2U (on my truck)
RWDYBKR (on my motorcycle)
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My handwriting tells alot about me, what does your hand writing say about you?
Mine says: "Get off the bottle, and go back to school!"
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Why do hangnails hurt so much. Why does getting one wet make it hurt more?
OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT!
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Have you ever practiced signing your autograph just in case you ever become famous?
ALL THE TIME!...and I'm 37!...lol, and still do.
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My feet are swollen from wearing these 6 inch heels all day. What is a good remedy to make them stop hurting?
6 inch heels?????!....get off the street corner honey!
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I am going to Heaven to meet God, would you like for me to send him a message?
Yes, please tell him, thank you for motorcycles & cows!
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What is the biggest mistake that people make on a first date?
I find when someone complains to much, or drones on about people, places and things, no one would really give a crap about, other than to themselves. When a person gets nervous or excited, they have a tendancy to focus on themselves, as to where they should take the time to ask questions of the person who agreed to come out with them. I like when someone asks me a bunch of questions, lets me...
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What is the problem?
Television.
All the new fall sitcoms suck!
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I was walking downtown eating some crackers. I was asked by a homeless man if he could have some. I gave him some, walked a few feet then turned around to offer the rest of the bag...When I turned around he was gone...What does this mean? (true story)
Well I thinks it's obvious, he got the hell out of there before you could offer him anymore!...the hobo apparently did not care for the crackers you gave him. Were they Cheezits?
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"The better you treat yourself, the better other's will treat you" Do you agree with this?
Lol...sorry but that's a load of shit!
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
Guess.
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What do YOU think will happen next on "HEROES"?
Frankly, this season is off to a slow start....ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
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What would be your ideal Halloween costume?
I'm wearing mine, you like?...heres a close up:
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I JUST GOT A USED LEATHER JACKET BUT ITS SUPER STIFF WHEN I WEAR IT. IS THERE ANYWAY TO LOOSEN UP THE LEATHER?? THANKS
Apply a non-detergent leather conditioner such as neatsfoot oil, lanolin or beeswax conditioner. Make sure you are using real, not synthetic neatsfoot oil. The container will say something like “animal based” or "100% Pure". Apply the oil very sparingly. You don’t want to clog the pores or give dirt a place to cling to. Too much oil can soak through the leather into...
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Have you ever been serenaded by someone? By whom and what song did he/she sing?
<<singing>>.."I'm in the mooooooooooo-d for love, simply because you're near mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooo"
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Baa-Baa Black sheep, Have you any wool?
No, but I do have fresh milk.
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If you were caught in the nude what would you say
Get behind my ears!!!
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Do you play guitar? If so why did you start playing?
I'm self taught, never took a lesson, don;t play as much as I did when I was younger. I had a really nice 12 string acustic guitar stollen from me.
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How many pumpkins have you placed on your front steps/walk, in your home, at your place of work?
I'm scared of pumpkins, so none.
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Does anyone have any good links relating to the history of the atomic bomb?
I found this link to be somewhat helpful:
http://inventors.about.com/od/astartinventions/a/atomic_bomb.htm
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If someone says something that you believe is incorrect, do you correct them or leave them blissfully ignorant?
People are to argumentative these days, it wouldn't be worth my time to correct them. Besides, no one really likes to be corrected when they are wrong.
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What is your favorite Russell Crowe film?
proof of life.
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Oh My God! What happened to you?
I went into Ralph's grocery, to go to the bank inside there to open new account. Looking at the paperwork they gave me as I walked down the isle, I tripped something vicious over a cart someone left, causing me to crash at full throttle into a HUGE wine display! On top of it they had sets of dishes and glasses too. Well picture a bull in a china shop!...in a matter of seconds I did $300...
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Can you kick ass?
I'm a REDNECK, and a BIKER...I kick twice as much ass!...lol
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What are you known for, in your circle of friends?
My hellacious humor.
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What Blade do u shave with?
This one.
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If you found a hidden garden, what do you think?
????????
How do you SEE, a garden that's hidden?...
Do you have to get "special" glasses?
Someone gives you a "secret" code??
I DON'T UNSDERSTAND!, I'M CONFUSED!
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What you doing...your not gonna press that are you...ARE YOU CRAZY!?
SORRY!...I need to!
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Is the grass always greener?
No...now send more hay!
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Why is holding hands so nice?
Lol, not so nice on a hot summer day!
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How many cars does the average american own? Isn't it more than one?
The question should be, how many NEW CARS does one own. Anyone can own multiple crappy $600 cars, but not everyone can afford two new vehicle payments.
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Where do I meet a single, available cowboy in Minnesota?
HERE.
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Why did your imaginary friend stop playing with you?
:(
I don't play well wiff others...
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Are all bulls horny?
Not this BULL.
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( . , . ) (Doesn't this kinda look like a smilley face, or boobies?)
See the difference?
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UU (Don't these kinda look like floppy butt-cheeks?)
NO, THIS DOES.
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What's your drunk name? (First three letters of your name then bash the keyboard)
ARDmj
ADDED:
Mine sucks!,I should get a do over!...lol
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Are you Army Strong?
Was
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Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Egads....
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If you were caught in the nude what would you say
"Sorry, but I need to air out once a month, after I have fabreezed myself"
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What is on the top shelf in your fridge, towards the left?
A small container of sour cream, that needs to soooooo go away already.
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What is it that a man needs Most?
THE REMOTE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who was the last person you kissed?
(sigh) my best friend...
DAMN YOU TEQUILLA!!,
DAMN YOU TO HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
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Have internet forums ruined your spelling? They have mine. And I was once the Regional South East Alabama Spelling Bee champion. Now my spelling has gone to hell. Anyone else now suck at spelling because of the internet? Why do you think that is?
NOT READING.....
I was a good speller, proper grammar, etc. but I have not picked up a book in seven years, and I noticed a decline now, in those areas. I spend all my time on the internet playing, and now I'm stupid!...lol
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Stop! Do you really think we should be doing this?!
It would be a lot easier, and take less time, if you would just lay still!
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If you were to invite Jesus over to dinner..Would would you prepare, wear, & do for him?
He gets a medium broiled Fillet Mignon, with red potatoes, and a petite wild flower salad, with a vinaigrette dressing. A side of Sautéed portebello mushrooms, with caramelized onions & carrots. A thin slice of Cheesecake, with a dark chocolate drizzle.
I would wear jeans, and a dress shirt.
Then take him for a spin on my bike!
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What's better, a Chevy or Ford?
DODGE OWNERS GO TO HEAVEN...
FORD OWNERS CAN'T PUSH THAT FAR!
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Why are halloween costumes so outragioulsy expensive?
Tell me about it!...know what I had to pay for this one????!
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What do you know that you shouldn't know?
What everyone's hourly wage is in my office, including the owner.
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If you've been incarcerated for a violent crime, and you murder/assault someone behind bars, will you be tried again for the new charges?
Yes, it adds time onto your sentence.
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Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Which was it today?
Today I went out riding-I was the windshield!....
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What are you doing for Columbus day?
I'm working, but I make it a point to watch the movie 1492, every year for Columbus Day...
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What are you made of?
Chains, Leather, Attitude.
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I have the money, you got the stuff?
Take your pick.
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Are you sure you want that?
OH HELL YEAH!...lookie how biiiigggg it is!
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Is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover the location of the dirtbag?
Grrrrrrrrr!
I looked all my bike, couldn't find a dirtbag....Anyone else see a dirt-bag????
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When you barbecue, what animal do you prefer to barbecue and the same if it refers to vegetables?
I'm a redneck, we'll eat anything with fur or feathers!
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Would you like to knock a policeman's hat off?
Any takers?
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Would you like to knock a policeman's hat off?
GO AHEAD...MAKE MY DAY!
(sorry LAPD, I had too!)
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Who lays down the rules at your house?
I do...but I live alone, and I am prone to give in to myself to quickly!...lol!
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Were you Born in the USA?
HELL YEAH!
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Are you a man or a mouse?
Sitting on a bar stool
Acting like a darn fool
That's what I'm a doin' today
I'm sittin' here drinkin'
Tryin' to keep a thinking I'm boozin'' my troubles away
Well now I couldn't make her stay
Well dog gone her anyway
She can't say that I didn't try-hi-hi
Poor me another one I'm finished with the other one
...
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How many months old are you?
456 months old.
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How do I get from here to there?
Blazing down the highway on two wheels-Mach 2 with your hair on fire!
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Can we still drive it home with one headlight?
Hell yeah if you're a biker like me!
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You know you have bad teeth when...?
When the Dentist tells you itS better to pull them all...
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I'm bored out of my mind right now!!! Should I get some beer?
Of course....FEAR NOOOOOOOO BEER!
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
The same amount it takes to get to the center of the O.
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Create your own superhero. can you describe him/her?
I think the answer is clear.
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Do you like to color still?
I can't be trusted around crayons....I'll eat them.
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When was the last time you mounted something?
Sunday, ain't she a beaut?
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In your view, what is the best part of being alone [whether in a relationship or not]?
When I became single, I actually realized I prefer it now. I don't date, it's all about me time. I don't wanna have discussions on shopping, and what’s for dinner, and things that have to be done, places we have to go, and nagging, etc. What a sense of relief not being responsible for someone else's entertainment.
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Have you ever been busted by anyone?
Well, I once got two speeding tickets within 15 minutes of each other.
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What do you do on sunday when there is nothing on tv
I go riding.
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What's in the glove box of your car?
Swiss Army knife
Comb
2 check books
handy-wipes
notepad
contact lenses
pens
flashlight
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Do you take flu shots? why or why not?
I never have because I'm one of those people that NEVER GETS SICK...it's weird, no colds, no flu, only dry skin in the winter.
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How many times have you been heartbroken?
4 times to many.
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Can you get out of a jam with jelly?
Sure, you can skate away on two pieces of bread!
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What was your longest relationship and why did it end?
13 Years. Met in high school,in '87, married in '92, divorced in '00.....
and I have had no luck in love since, I don't even date anymore...what's the point, after repeated failed relationships that last a few months here and there.
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What was the last DVD you purchased?
300
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I'm your long lost twin! what do you have to tell me?
"Mom...is actually our older sister"
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Who else besides me, is on Answerbag at this moment cos they cant sleep?
I have been fighting the urge to get the ice cream out of the fridge. It's 2am, and I am suppose to go on an early motorcycle ride with friends, I should go to bed, but just one more question, just one more...OK thats the last one...
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Have you ever hit or been hit by an animal while driving?
While riding through a dark neighborhood on my motorcycle, I hit a opossum, in its rage and panic, it swung around and bit my front tire, and punctured it!
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Who won the fight between Superman and Batman?
Superman...as where Batman was just a man, with no powers, unlike Superman.
BELOW, YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE BATMAN RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE.
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What is something you haven't seen, but would give your right arm to see?
A midget tossing contest???
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Is your bed your favorite place to be?
Yes and perferably alone with the TV remote.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze 'em!"?
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!!!
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What is the last power tool you used and what did you use it on?
I used a Makita drill to install fog lights on my Dodge Ram Pick-up.
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What the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?
I went into Ralph's grocery, to go to the bank inside there to open new account. Looking at the paperwork they gave me as I walked down the isle, I tripped something vicious over a cart someone left, causing me to crash at full throttle into a HUGE wine display! On top of it they had sets of dishes and glasses too. Well picture a bull in a china shop!...in a matter of seconds I did $300...
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Can somebody find me a good happy bunny icon thats got that glittery affect to it?
The link below has many, you can paste them into your profile.
http://photobucket.com/mediadetail/?media=http%3A%2F%2Fi206.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fbb55%2Fbleedingemogurl%2Fhb.gif&searchTerm=glitter%20bunny&pageOffset=7
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How many of you have had your life affected negatively by a parent, step-parent or close relative? Who was it? You don't need to explain what happened if you don't want to.
I'm 38, and I was placed in a foster home from 2 months until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it interesting that I had not...
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Do you have a full time job or part time job? What do you do?
I work fulltime for an entrepreneur who owns his own truck brokerage company. We have 4 people in my office including myself. I had no prior experience before I took this job. We have no semi-trucks so we have to call around looking for a truck to cover the loads manufacturing companies need us to cover. I work M-F, 8a-5p, and make approximately 55k annually.
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Have any of your friends ever turned their backs on you?
Yes, and so I kicked them all to the curb, I would rather spend my time alone, than with people like that.
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This past 6 months, I have slowly cut myself off from my so-called friends. When I give you keys to my apartment in case of an emergency and I need your help, don't blow me off because you have a dinner date!...After 7 years, of this kinda crap, I had to cut my best friend...
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Whats the best revenge u have ever gotten on someone that cheated on you?
I have only done something once that was revengeful, to another person. Got drunk at a club saw my honey with another...went to slash that home wrecker's tires, with a cheap 99 cent store knife, flattened two of them, but on the third, the cheap knife broke, cutting my pinky finger, all the way around to the bone, I still have no feeling in it to this day. Moral of the story: DON'T DO...
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I am hearing impaired,{for real} do you have a better come back than, "What" or "Can you hear me now"? Come on make me laugh!
"Honey ya might be able to hear me better, if ya pull your head outta your ass"
(it's all I got)
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Did i ask for too much from him, too soon?I asked my partner if we could have a future together after 3 years. he refused as he said he didn't feel it in his heart. We got on so well, never argued, had great sex, did i scare him off
Hey, he can either roll with it-or roll on!
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Did i ask for too much from him, too soon?I asked my partner if we could have a future together after 3 years. he refused as he said he didn't feel it in his heart. We got on so well, never argued, had great sex, did i scare him off
Hey, he can either roll with it-or roll on!
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Is Paris Hilton traveling to Africa to help feed people by getting eaten by them?
Lol...either way you look at it...IT'S A WIN WIN SITUATION!
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Have you met the love of your life?
Everytime I think I have, I get served a restraining order...so I guess not :(
(jk)
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Do you run with the pack or are you a lone wolf?
I'm a lone wolf, I don't run with a pack, nor do I ride with them.
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If we woke up in bed together tomorrow morning, what three words would you say to me?
"You gotta go!!!"
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What is the best question ever on answerbag? How many points does it have?
The one that's left unanswered.
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You've just died. Write your Own Epitah(Mesage on your headstone) Or Eulogy.
Here lies BIKER,
we sure did like her.
shared her beer,
we shed a tear
buried beneath the green
thank God 'cause she was mean!
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Have you ever wore a bandana
Yeah baby!...I'm a BIKER!...I wear one almost everyday, I wear only black or red.
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Do you like country music?
HEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAW!!!
I love country music!...I'll take the "canned" (as someone said)anyday...I hate old country, and the twangier the better!...better be fast enough to spin a drunken two-step too!
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New Answerbaggers, will you please come and introduce yourselves?
I'm Arden...
I like walks on the beach, candle light dinners, and...
YEAH RIGHT!...
I love guns, tattoos, motorcycles, and burning things up with my lighter!
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What's on either side of your monitor?
My favorite cup.
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What toy would you play with right now if nobody had to know about it?
Tinker Toys...I think I could build something out of them now as an adult than I did as a child. I wasn't very creative as a kid, so I spent all my time sniffing the inside of the Tinker Toy's can...lol
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What do you miss most when you're away from home?
My stuff!!!
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What's the longest you have ever been employed in one job?
I work for an entrepreneur who owns his own truck brokerage company. We have 4 people in my office including myself. I had no prior experience before I took this job. We have no semi-trucks so we have to call around looking for a truck to cover the loads manufacturing companies need us to cover. I work M-F, 8a-5p, and make approximately 55k annually, and have been there 7 1/2 years. (help me!)
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If you ran into your ex at a random joint, what would you say to him/her?
Your last check bounced!
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How do you feel when parents scream at their children in public?
Last week I gave a little "attitude adjustment" to someone dropping the F-bomb on their 6 year old son in a parking lot, kid wasn't making a sound!, and was being threatened. I'f i'm bigger than you, and pull that sh*t in front of of me, we're gonna have words, and I don't care if it's "none of my business" or not.I grew up beaten & abused...
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What is something you loved eating as a child that you never eat anymore?
Bologna
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Hey, can I bum a ride from you?
Well, you'll have to ride b*tch...lol
Come On
Get On
Hold On
Stay On!
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You ate beans for lunch today. What is one thing you will definitely NOT do tonight as a result?
LIFTING UP THE COVERS!!!
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What was your favorite toy when you where a child?
Mattel’s 1977 Pulsar doll was like a bizarre cross-breeding between a Visible Man model and an aging Six Million Dollar Man figure. Pulsar, the ultimate man of adventure, was a fourteen-inch plastic action figure very similar in design to the Bionic Man line.
With one profound difference.
The interior of Pulsar's chest was visible a real innovation in the toy world. Not only...
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What is your favorite Barbie doll?
BIKER KEN
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When you move to your right , whats the thing that you see the frst?
My home is built around a lake. The inside has rustic wood ceilings that is slanted, and a pot belly fire place in the middle of the living room. I have decorated it in a Cowboy/Mexican rustic style, to reflect my personality. (fur pelts on the walls, bow & arrows, antlers, old farm tools, etc.) It looks like a cabin inside!...which people find amazing when they visit for the first time...
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How much do you love me?
A lot. You are generous with your points, and usually say nice comments. :)
here's some points for you!
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What should i have for lunch
Biscuits & gravy
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What animal do you wish you could fist-fight?
A long horn bull.
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Are you a little bit country or a little bit rock and roll/other?
Wow, this is a tough one...
COUNTRY fills my soul, and being a bit of a redneck, I love it. BUT....I'm also a BIKER...and I have to have that rock n roll as well.....so I have to say honestly I am both.
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Could you ever forgive someone who physically abused you?
I'm 38, and I was placed in a foster home from 2 months until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death when a case worker came across my file, and found it interesting that I had not...
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Why do people willingly miss the joy of having children? Is it a matter of selfishness? Mark me down if you wish, but I truly would like to know.
I don't want them. I want to spend all my time and money and energy ON ME!..I'm selfish, with no patience, and don't feel I need them to complete myself. I chose to ride and own custom motorcycles, instead of having kids, and putting money into that.I don't want to be responsible for anyone, or entertain them either-this is also why I stay single.
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What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?
I have only done something once that was malicious to another person. Got drunk at a club saw my honey with another...went to slash that home wrecker's tires, with a cheap 99 cent store knife, flattened two of them, but on the third, the cheap knife broke, cutting my pinky finger, all the way around to the bone, I still have no feeling in it to this day. Moral of the story: DON'T DO...
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I'm a BIKER...
I never joke.
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I need something, can you guess what it is?
a Q-TIP!...
to clean out your belly button????
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If you were a raindrop drop, where would you want to drop on?
Right ontop of a lit cig.
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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be?
I did change my name,to ARDEN
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In your view, what is the true test of a relationship?
A true friend is someone who will not only bring a shovel, but will also help bury the body!
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
YOU'RE KIDDIN' RIGHT???!
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I blew a blood vessel bad in my eye last night somehow adn my whole eye looks like its covered in blood, is that going to heal and how long?
If you have one isolated event, dont worry too much about it. it'll take a good 6 weeks to heal. if you have more than say 2 a year, I'd be thinking undiagnosed high blood pressure (unless you're already on super blood thinners like coumadin for heart disease...that could cause it as well)
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The roast is in the oven..with potatoes, carrots and onions..we're having coleslaw (with shredded carrots and slivers of red and green bell pepper)..there will be grilled polenta with cheese..may I invite you all to join us? Any takers?
WOOOOO HOOOO!...yeah baby!..
theres no peas right?...I don't like peas :(
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Do you like the cavemen?
No, I find them to be more creepy than entertaining.
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How do you know when something is your "favorite"?
When it reaches the level of not wanting to share it with anyone else!
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What is the closest thing to you right now that is alive?
A little plant on my desk that I have had for years that refuses to grow...at least it hasn't died though.
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After visiting friends how long does it take you to say goodbye?
Just as long as it takes to stumble drunk out the door!
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Heaven is a wonderful place filled with........................................................?
Heaven is a wonderful place filled with BROWNIES & COUNTRY MUSIC, AND CUSTOM MOTORCYCLES!!!
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Is there anything else you want to say?
SIZE....does matter!
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Have you ever wanted to bring a business down because of unfair or poor service?
I decided to have 3 regular loads of laundry (jeans t-shirts)done at a dry cleaner's that offers that service as well. (my first time) I wanted nothing fancy,not even folding/no starch, etc. I was very specific in what I would be bringing in & was quoted around $10. I felt it was worth it, as it would have cost me the usual $5.25 at my complex. When I arrived the next day to pick them...
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Do you prefer horseback riding or motorcycle riding?
I prefer riding my custom bike.
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I'm paranoid of walking into the bathroom in the dark. also paranoid of what's on the other side of the curtain. are you ever scared of the bathroom?
I wash my hair with one eye opened!
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Sometimes you've got to go where everbody knows your name, where's that for you?
I'm a rowdy biker....that would be the county jail.
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How do you feel about users with multiple avatars? Amused? Confused? Annoyed? Indifferent?
Are you talking pic's....or..
PERSONAS....That's the real point here. Would you feel betrayed, if you found out someone on your friends list that you got to know, had an entirely different persona avatar?... anonymity
should be cherished to a degree I think.
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What is the best pick up line you ever used?
NOT MY BEST:
I was bowling drunk with friends and was outside taking a smoke break, when an attractive woman asked me for a light, and for some reason trying to impress her, I told her:
"Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck"
And she was sooooo impressed with my pick up line she was nice enough to reply:
"Good, now you can...
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Is foster care all that bad? People say that some houses are abusive, etc. I was in foster care since age 1 and never got treated like crap.
I thought long and hard about answering this question, due to painful memories.
I'm 37, and I was placed in a foster home from 2 months until 4 1/2 years of age. The people there burned me, starved me, beat me, they left me, naked & chained up in a doghouse outside in the backyard from the age of 2 until I was rescued at 4 1/2. I was not able to walk or talk, and was close to death...
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You've just been given a microphone to the world, what will your first words be?
STOP. KILLING. EACH. OTHER.
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Would you ever sacrifice a kidney for someone else?
NO....I'm an alchoholic, I need both kidneys!
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Do you have any nervous habits?
I can't believe I'm admitting this...but when I get nervous or stressed out...I "chew" invisible gum....My mouth goes through the motions even though there's nothing in it, and somehow I am able to keep my teeth from grinding. I have done this for years. and didn't know I did it until a friend pointed it out to me.
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What music (or something else) that gets you ready for a night out!?
Ferry Corsten/Tiesto
Trance
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Can you show me your smile faces?
HOW'S THIS???
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Do you prefer submissive, aggressive, head-strong, pouty, controlling…..?
I prefer the "get in, sit down, hold on, and shut up"....
(Just kidding)
They can be tempermental if I can be too.
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Have you ever been a victim of Yahoo admins?
On Yahoo Answers. I was one of those Top Contributors, that became a victim of Trolls. Close to level 7, and then wiped out. I got to many best answers, and to many complimented me on my avatar, so I became targeted. I took it really hard, I mean ridiculously hard when I opened my email, and saw I had my account deleted. I tried fighting it to no avail. I went through 12 different accounts...
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Do you have any large belt buckles with a cool logo or picture on it, if so tell us about it?
HEEEEE HAAAWWWW!...here's a real beauty for ya'all!
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You have an unpleasant experience with a local merchant. You feel you were not treated fairly. Do you handle it quietly or do you tell family/friends so that the scope of your unhappiness brings others into it with you?
I decided to have 3 regular loads of laundry done at a dry cleaner's that offers that service as well. (my first time) I wanted nothing fancy,not even folding/no starch, etc. I was very specific in what I would be bringing in & was quoted around $10. I felt it was worth it, as it would have cost me the usual $5.25 at my complex. When I arrived the next day to pick them up,they charged...
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What does that do?
Well..it makes it go when you put the batteries in!
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Clean or Dirty?
I like 'em dirty
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What were you doing before you discoverd answerbag?
On Yahoo Answers. I am one of those Top Contributors, that became a victim of Trolls. Close to level 7, and then wiped out. I got to many best answers, and to many complimented me on my avatar, so I became targeted. I took it really hard, I mean ridiculously hard when I opened my email and saw I had my account deleted. I tried fighting it to no avail. I went through 12 different accounts within...
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If you had to choose one song to describe yourself what would it be?
MIDNIGHT RIDER
Gregg Allman
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How would you like your icecream?
Don't care what flavor, as long as it has Magic Shell on it.
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What was the worst trouble you got in as a child?
I took a large pocket knife to the fourth grade. Showed on the playground to anyone interested. All of a sudden I'm being driven home by my mom, where I met up with my dad, who beat me so bad I layed in bed for a week.
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What would happen if every woman on earth was gone in the morning?
Less chatter, the TV remote is back to being mine...hey, the list is long!
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Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
HOW'S THIS FOR A PIERCING?...think I would look good!
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Have you ever been told you have a spirit vortex in your home?
Yep, and do you know what I had to go through to get rid of it!!!???
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Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I want a mild rendition of this pic. I like the ghost figuer in the background.
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Are you addicted to starbucks?
YES!!!
I will only drink Starbucks, I buy two pounds of Cafe Verona a month, and grind my own beans, every morning. I drink one whole pot of coffee to myself, so I brew it fresh in the morning, and put the rest in a stainless steel thermos to drink at work.
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When was the last time you rode on a bicycle?
In High School, 1988
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I have been on and off with this passive aggressive man. Do these people feel remorse at all about for their actions? I am sitting here in agony waiting for him to call and I was wondering if he misses me or feels bad about his actions?
Passive agressive persons, have no clue it seems, regarding their behavior. I spent 3 years with one, and ended up in therapy!...I'm a Scorpio, I'm outgoing, and very vocal, and that personality doesn't mesh well with a P/A individual. I believe a relationship that has gone on for more than a year, back & forth, together, breaking up, getting back together, etc....you need to...
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This week is my second week of high school,& I still dont have a lot of friends,my mom advice to go sit down with a bunch of strangers at lunch time & just start talking to them,I think her advice sucks,Im very nervous about talking 2 strangers,any advice
Lol, she also sounds like one of those parents that throw u into a pool to teach you how to swim!...lol
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What salary do you consider to be well off? I was asked out buy a man tonight but he mentioned that he made over 50 grand a year & to me that's too wealthy, I think alot of rich people are snobby. What's wealthy to you?
I make $55,000 a year, I am single, not dating, no family, no habits to speak of, I live alone, and I live in So Calif. Just for a little 1BR apt. I pay out $1225/mo. My cable bill alone is around $135!...I have no savings, as I live from paycheck to paycheck, God forbid if something were to happen to me. Cost of living here is outrageous in Orange County.
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What saying/quote do you dislike the most?
"Don't be such a drama queen!"
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Do you often keep quiet rather than say what you mean?
HERE....I do...to many haters.
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What is at the end of your "long and winding road"?
A DEER!
And the power of the motorcyle is not enough to get her off the road!...do I dare make a move?...will she get caught up the the headlight?...attempt to "hoof" my eyes out!?...whatever, shall I do....
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Are you scared to die? I am.. But i dont know why..
I'm a biker. I have no fear of death, I face death every time I get on two wheels, my biggest fear is becoming injured to the point I lose my quality of life, or get a stroke, end up in a wheel chair, losing my job because of it. I'd rather die, to be honest
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If I am practicing Kendo outside on the side lawn, do I have to notify my neighbors not to call the cops?
I think anyone with a sword on a lawn outside in public, I would find a little intimidating, I don't feel I would call the police though, but it would be a little unerving though.
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Where do you go when things get rough?
I take out my brass knuckles, and call mama, let her know I won't be home for dinner, and send bail money....
ADDED: I read this question to fast, I thought you asked, "WHAT do you do when things get rough?
Oh well, I like this answer anyways.
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I should answer the question I suppose. Here's a little poem I just made up:
I GET IN MY TRUCK
WHEN I'M DOWN ON MY...
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Any erotic tips you'd like to share?
Install a trapeez, you'll thank me later for it!
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How much do you tip when dining out?
I get heat, evertime I answer this typ of question, but I don't care, so here goes...
I tip, though it makes me angry to do so. I usually give $5 regardless of service, and if it's a nicer restaurant then a little more. I don't use the percentage, I think its ridiculous. Pet peeves for me by a waiter: not writing down my order. I'm a picky eater, I like things on the side,...
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Are there any once popular songs that have been remade for a commercial that you like the remake as well as or more than the original?
I think it's a Target commercial. They re-did the theme from Welcome Back Kotter"...gave it a little hip-hop spin.
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What was your favorite thing to do as a child?
Play fireman. I had a fire hat and boots, and though they were adults sizes, it didn't matter. We had the nicest lawn in the neighborhood, from me and my friends putting out "fires"...lol
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What is a "swear cow"?
MEEEEEEE!!!!
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How often do you find yourself putting the cart before the horse?
Often. I get drunk on the moonshine, try to hook those two up, to go for a hay ride...it ain't pretty!
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Do you have hairy toes?
These are not mine...but arn't they ATTRACTIVE!..lol
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What’s your favorite kind of wood?
I LOVE rustic mexican pine. All my furniture was imported from Mexico.
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Are you invincible?
Only when I wear my cape, which isn't often, as it can be sucked into jet engines rather easily while in flight.
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My avatars been on the toilet all day but he won't tell me what he ate last night. Any ideas?
I would assume a spicy catfish dish, with a salsa topping. Accompanied by a spicy bloody Mary, with a side of Jalapeño peppers.
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If your pet started talking to you, would you start thinking about all the things you've done in front of it before and whether they know all your little secrets?
I would be totally mortified!
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What eye colour turns u on most
Blue eyes drive me me nuts!...you don't necessarily need to be blond, but the baby blue's a re a plus!
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What would you write on your license plate?
BULLRIDER
Mine actually says: COWBY2U
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What items are in your vehicle?
In my truck I have the following:
1-CB radio w/PA System
2-paperbacks
1-crossword puzzle
1-tampon
1-set contact lenses
1-pair of underwear (clean)
2-jackets
2-wallets
1-check book
1-pair headphones
1- AC/DC converter
2-pens
1-bottle of Aspirin
1-bottle of water
1-phone charger
2-travel mugs (dirty)
1-cowboy hat
1-set tiedowns
1-comb
1-swiss army knife
1-pk gum
1-pk handy...
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Does your home have a junk drawer? Have a look, what's in it?
My junk drawer broke this evening, and that's what made me think to ask the question. I'm an OCD neat freak, and I had to have a place to throw mismatch, mumbo jumbo, should really throw it out, suites no purpose...items. I found 1 tealight candle, 1 clothepin(????) 1 small safety pin.
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Do you buy yourself birthday presents?
I have no family, and no friends. Sooooo, every year for my Birthday, and for Christmas I buy myself something really expensive. Past gifts have been new laptops, HDTV's, surround sound system, etc. I won't feel guilty, I work for a living.
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What's in the back of your freezer?
Carton of cigg's
Starbucks coffee
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Why is the color black usually associated with negative things?
EMO's ruined it for the rest of us!...lol
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I'm of the belief that every single individual should go through a few therapy sessions. What's your opinion on this matter? Do you think that we can all benefit from a few therapy sessions?
I'm a strong individual, and I don't believe in therapy. Maybe some people can benefit from it, but I find those that do go to therapy, will go for years on end, and that's not the intended use for it, and any therapist that allows that agenda to take place, should be checked out. Therapy has to have an objective, and to be met in a time frame. I also find those that I know who...
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Do you still have any of your childhood toys or stuffed animals?
I had a SMOKEY THE BEAR stuffed animal. He wore jeans, no shirt, had black boots. I LOVED THIS THING FOR MANY MANY YEARS....I dragged it all over California. I would tie him to my waist, if I need my hands for roller skating or whatever. I was never without him. One day all of his stuffing popped out from a torn seam, well...the world had ended right there! Daddy fixed him (duct tape) and off...
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If you were at a business lunch and you ordered a rare steak and they bought it to you well done, what would you do?
If it were a business meeting I would just eat it. I wouldn't want to delay the lunch by having others have to wait for my meal to arrive again. I also wouldn't want to appear inflexible by demanding it be taken back.
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Who is your favorite little rascal?
I'm not sure of his name, but I always thought he was cute. Can't believe he never lost that cap, being pushed so far back!...lol
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Whats the scarriest experience you've ever had?
I'm a BIKER, and had a ladder fly off the back of a truck at me while on the freeway, while going appx 80mph. When it came at me, it popped open and landed upright in my lane!. this all happened in a matter of seconds, with no time to think, and unable to get out of the lane, I leaned the bike all the way down until the peg was grinding (I was convinced I was going to hit it, so I wanted...
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What's your favorite position.....................on the football field? Ha, you were thinking dirty weren't you?
TIGHT END!
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What's the best type of vehicle to buy if you have 2 dogs you want to ferry long-distance at least once a week, and why?
Get a 2007 Dodge Ram Quad Pick up truck, Hemi is optional, install a GPS, And don't forget the tow package!...and if your a Redneck like me.....the optional gun rack.
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What part of your body screams the loudest?
My mouth.
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What's the ale that won for Yale?
Uh....I don't know. The only Ale I know of is the GingerALE, that goes into my Bourbon.
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Which Dr. Seuss character are you?
http://tinyurl.com/2ks9h2
Holly Crap!...thats it!...I'm running into traffic!
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If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
YES.
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Is life like a box of pizza?
I life is like a box of pizza, inevitably the box will be tilted by mistake, causing all the cheese to slide off and puddle at the bottom of the box.
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My boyfriend and I have had some issues but I love him too much to let him go. He says he wants to stay together, which gets my hopes up, but he doesn't act like that's what he wants. What should I do?
1) Actions speak louder than words.
2) Life is to short to settle.
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(if you own a dog) is it cute or disgusting when your dog gives you a big wet lick on the face?
From him???, nah!
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Why do we say we "slept like a baby," when a baby wakes up every 2 hours?
WHY ARE ELDERLY PEOPLE OFTEN CALLED "OLD PEOPLE" BUT CHILDREN ARE NEVER CALLED "NEW PEOPLE"?...both are a mystery.
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What is the stupidest way you have ever ACCIDENTALLY hurt yourself?
I was swimming at a public pool, I was 10, and I wanted to impress & get the attention of the hot lifeguard that worked there every weekend,so I jumped off a huge flight of stairs in front of her, as I waved...and broke my ankle when I landed!. I tried to hobble away from embarrassment, but was unable to, and she had to help carry me to a car so I could go to the hospital...lol
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What might your Chinese name be? Scroll past the error codes to the bottom of the page and post your results. http://tinyurl.com/3fysd
Bi Rong Nu
(Hummm, the Bi part makes me wonder...lol)
(Great now I guess I'm gonna have to start answering questions in the gay, BI, trans something or another category)
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Who has the most adorable avatar?
Ahem...I'm kinda cute!
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How many of you AB'ers have gone COW TIPPING? And how many of you city AB'ers know what COW TIPPING is?
OMG!!!!!.....NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!...
(running away to keep from being tipped))
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What is your first name backwards? Mines giarc.
NEDRA..(egads)
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Which is better? Wolf, Fox, Dingo, Coyote, or Dhole?
Wolfs, Dingo's, the meat is to tough, gammie.
Fox's, a little more tender, but bland.
Coyote's are kinda in between, best with season salt.
And Dhole's, are better BBQ.
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Have you ever been to a drag show?
I try to avoid places where men are prettier than me.
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What's wrong with you?
I'm a REDNECK...and a BIKER...what's NOT wrong with me???...lol
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What is your fave thing to do?
Ride my motorcycle!
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Do you think Asian girls are just as pretty as blonde girls?Be honest please.
Landmine...walking away....walking away....
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What is your view on homosexuals being denied the right to marry like everyone else?
I think they should have just as much right to marry and be miserable like the rest us!
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What is the magic word?
MOTORCYCLES.
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What's the most embarassing tan line you've ever gotten?
I got sunbun really bad on my motorcycle. I was wearing a half helmet with goggles. I had a huge white line all across my forhead, and two wide lines on each side of my checks down to my neck from the helmet straps, I looked like a freak with all that combined with the raccoon eyes!
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Would you, could you, in a boat? Would you, could you, with a goat?
That's the farmer's job...us bulls are left alone!
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I should be working on a job/promotion form right now instead of 'Bagging, what are you supposed to be doing right now?
I should be out on two wheels on a back country road, taking in the sites, and the scent of honeysuckle.
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If someone invented a full size stressball type foam computer that you could abuse and take out your frustrations when your computer went down...would you buy one? (I could see myself kicking and slamming it all over the yard! lol)
That would be cool, as it is mine is telling me,
"Dude, stop dribbling tears on me for starters. And those food stains....enough is enough!....I deserve better!...you keep this up, and I swear, the next time, I promise the keys will stick, and you'll be typing nothing but oipjfgohls; vcdho;Ihv'sAJGP!
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What is something you shouldn't sell at a garage sell?
UNDERWEAR!
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Why has there been an apparent sudden influx of Yahoo Answers users, is AB gaining a reputation on there? And will all these Y!A users help to turn AB into the very thing they're fleeing?
I am one of those Top Contributors, that became a victim of Trolls. Close to level 7, and then wiped out. I got to many best answers, and to many complimented me on my avatar, so I became targeted. I took it really hard, I mean ridiculously hard when I opened my email and saw I had my account deleted. I tried fighting it to no avail. I went through 12 different accounts within two weeks time....
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How did we meet?
At a motorcycle rally, there were around about 1500 of us, riding for charity, to make money for abused women and children, we raised around $13,000 dollars that day, you rode hard, and your bike looked so beautiful and we had to keep stopping so you could get compliments!..I was a little jelous, but it was a good day indeed!
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Ladies: Have you ever woke up and your hair was exactly like it was suppose to be?
That never happens...
I'm a REDNECK & a BIKER....when don't I have hat hair????...off with the helmet, on with the with the cowboy hat, and vice versa...at this point in time, I couldn't tell ya, what kinda hairstyle I actually have, or the length of it for that matter since its plastered to my scalp all the time!...lol
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Can you come up with your own Dr. Suess rhyme? please share...
Twinkle Twinkle bale of hay,
oh how I love to roll & play.
Golden brown or bright green,
I'll nibble it regardless how its seen
I got 4 stomachs so go on and twinkle...
I have to end this poem 'cause I gotta tinkle.
It ain't in Suess style, but it's all I can muster in the middle of the night, drunk on a bottle of wine.
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Do people who come on this site for advice on real legal or medical problems really think that they are going to get a good answer here? Not that there aren't smart people here..but would you follow advice on subjects like that? from here?
I would take any and all advice with a grain of salt, and seek a second opinion of course.
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What would be your arguement for being AGAINST Welfare, as we know it?
DON'T BREED 'EM, IF YA CAN'T FEED 'EM!
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Do you parallel park or drive around the block until you find another parking spot?
I'm that jerk that takes up two spaces in parking lots.
I'm the "who do they think they are?" parked right in front of the grocery store entrance with my flashers on...It's a BIG truck, it parks where it wants, and how...lol
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What does your shirt say right now?
Mine is an all black T-shirt on the front in red & white it says:
CAUTION
on the back in huge bold white letters it says:
DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS
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This JUST happened to me ... How often do you get calls from people and their cell phone is IN THEIR POCKET??? What do you do? How long do you wait to hang up? Do you sit there just to see how long it can go? Do you eaves drop? Any funny stories?
1 1/2 years ago I was on call and HAD to keep my cell on. It's a Saturday night, and around 130-200am I get the drunk who's hit my number, inside there pocket. Back and forth this went on for almost 2 hours, I'd hang up, it would happen again, and so on. I'm screaming at the top of my lungs, hoping they could hear me. I didn't get much sleep needless to say.
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I am thinking of brewing a pot of coffee. Should I? Do you want some if I do?
That's a nice gesture, but I'm a coffee snob. I will ONLY drink Starbucks (Preferably Cafe Verona)
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I've never been to New York City. Coming from the West Coast, would it be completely crazy for me to visit NYC on my own and spend a week there?
Venture out and have fun!
(BRING MUG MONEY)
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Be honest, you bang the heck out of your shin on something walking through your house in the dark, what's the first word that comes out of your mouth?
Mine is always a two word combo, and seeems to be drawn out as well: Fuuuuuuuck mmmmeeeeeeee!, I live alone, I'm not worried about offending anyone.
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When dancing the electric slide what type of music do you prefer, A) pop music B) country C) hip hop ? List some of the songs if you would, thanks.
I'm pure country, so I will pick that. I don't think I have done that dance to a pop tune.
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What is your name acronym?
I think we all had fun with this question! thanks! (points for you!!!)
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What is your name acronym?
Another Rowdy Dangerous Enigma Nympho
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My daughter came home after a few beers carrying a 'men at work' sign and a set of salt and pepper pots that she has acquired on her drunken pub crawl.This inspired me to ask Whats the most bizzarre thing that you have come with after a night on the town?
Drunk in the middle of the night, I was on a toll road, and realized I couldn't get over, so I decided in a panick, to cross the pilons anyways. I was going to fast to try and manuver between them, and I ended killing like 12!...when I got to my friend's house to continue the party, a half a dozen people stared at the front end of my truck. Apparently all those pilons got stuck in my...
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Are you rocking and rolling today, or have you little focus? :)
I'm a BIKER...I always rock & roll baby!
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What gives you butterflies in your stomach?
times when I go for rides on my motorcycle, and if I travel at a fast speed, while going downhill, the center of gravity has an effect on me that literally will make me giggle out loud like a school girl!...lol
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What can you do now that you could not when you were half the age you are today?
Ride a motorcycle
build things
drink
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If you had to go into battle tommorow who would you want on your side?
General Maximus Decimus Meridius
(friend of Emperor Marcus Aurelius)
"GLADIATOR"
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If we were attacked by another planet, what would you do?
Kick scream and cry like a little school girl!
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What is the best method to make chrome gleam, polish or wax? And, if wax is best, which is the wax to be used? The wax products at the auto stores do not mention chrome as an item that can be shined up.
I gotta be honest, I have been riding 20years, and have only used a clean rag with 409, and it comes out perfect.
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What would cause backfire when letting off the throttle?
Keep in mind if you are riding a Honda, they set the timing slightly off for that effect.
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What's the difference between a biker and a motorcycle enthusiast in a motorbike club.
The difference is, one carries a knife, while the other will actually use it.
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What's your outlaw biker name and who do you ride with?http://www.ratbike.org/motorcycho/outlawname.php
"PANHEAD OF THE SATAN'S BARBERS MC"
Hummm...I think I will stick with my regular nickname of "ROWDY"
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Harley or Honda?
I have a new Honda VTX1800. I put $4,000 into customizing it, giving it a value of around $20,000.
I work 6 miles form the office, and would prefer to take the bike to work, but most times it's me that has to get lunch for the office, so I end up on 4 wheels. I enjoy riding more than anything else in the world.
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I want to make my 49cc engine go faster, how would i go about doing that?
Go about trading that thing in, hell I own a vibrator with more power than that!
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What do you think of people that ride motocycles?
I think we're a great bunch of folks that love life, and love to share bike enthusiasm with one another. Also keep in mind, bikers all over this country, venture out on charity rides for abused women and children, etc.
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I just bought a 2005 honda shadow aero with 16 miles on it for $5250. Is this a good deal?
You got a deal-not much, but still a deal. Be happy with your new purchase, and keep the rubber side down!
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Do you ride a motorcycle or a scooter? Do you ride it everyday to everywhere? Do you save lots of gas when you ride it? Do you like it? Do you think it's so cool?
I have a new Honda VTX1800. I put $4,000 into customizing it, giving it a value of around $20,000.
I work 6 miles form the office, and would prefer to take the bike to work, but most times it's me that has to get lunch for the office, so I end up on 4 wheels. I enjoy riding more than anything else in the world.
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Do cowboys get lots of gas?
Not this one!
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Would you be willing to share what your job is and how much you make doing it? Wages don't always reflect your skillset, so please don't feel embarassed to be honest.
I work for an entrepreneur who owns his own truck brokerage company. We have 4 people in my office including myself. I had no prior experience before I took this job. We have no semi-trucks so we have to call around looking for a truck to cover the loads manufacturing companies need us to cover. I work M-F, 8a-5p, and make approximately 55k annually.
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Have you ever bought an item on eBay?
In the last three years, I have spent around $8,000 on E-Bay. I had no idea it was so much until I went through my PayPal account. Most of it is for home furnishins.My home is built around a lake. The inside has rustic wood ceilings that is slanted, and a pot belly fire place in the middle of the living room. I have decorated it in a Cowboy/Mexican rustic style, to reflect my personality. (fur...
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On a scale of 1-10, how smart are you?
Smart enough tio stay the hell away from this question!
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What the hell is your problem?
I have a list!...how much time you got???
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What is something you're planning to do today?
It's 2:45pm, I'm here at the office 'til 5-I can barely keep my eyes open! I desperatly need to go home & do laundry, but having to wait for machines, going up & the stairs, and back forth, is to much in my condition! somehow I will muster up enough energy to take the half gallon of ice cream from the fridge to the couch.
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What would you do if your partner dumped you just because they told you that you're bad in bed?
ALL ANIMALS CAN BE TRAINED!!!
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Name something that you wouldnt want to say after sex
"You were good...but your sister was better"
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What's the first thing you think of in the morning?
WHERE'S THE HAY???!
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Humbly speaking, how humble are you?
Everything I got, I worked hard for, which wasn't easy having no family and friends. I'm greatful to an extent, but don't feel the need to be/feel humble.
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Why is it that every time someone gets abducted by aliens they get their anus probed?
Because an anus is a terrible thing to waste!
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Have we been visited by extraterrestrial life forms and will they ever introduce themselves?
I'm a Redneck, of course!..and they usually start the conversation with: "Here, bend over"
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I've dated my boyfriend off and on for four years. one day his ex came over begging for him back. he says theyre through and that shes annoying. but she contacted me online saying theyre still together. how could i know the truth? what can i do?
For God's sake make a commitment one way or the other!...either you are together or not. I have friends that do this on and off thing for years on why?, what's the point?...if you can't commit, then quit!
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What did you do before 'post-its?'
You got it!...I didn't think anyone would, we're changing your name from Authority, to Genius!
(I like your profile, you seem nice)
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Do you get angry often?
Yes, I probably should be medicated...but I would rather spend that money on alchohol than med's.
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What did you do before 'post-its?'
I used a chainsaw and duct-tape!
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Can you give me an example of a deserving Darwin awards participant?
I went into Ralph's grocery, to go to the bank inside there to open new account. Looking at the paperwork they gave me as I walked down the isle, I tripped something vicious over a cart someone left, causing me to crash at full throttle into a HUGE wine display! On top of it they had sets of dishes and glasses too. Well picture a bull in a china shop!...in a matter of seconds I did $300...
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If I were to give you a sheet of paper, what would you do with it? (Be creative)
I'd make something like this (below)
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Have you ever felt bulletproof?
Uh....I try to avoid places that have bullets!...lol
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Have you been stung by a wasp?
I was stung 6 times in the left nipple by a wasp that flew into my shirt, while I was riding my motorcycle. I flying down the freeway in the fast lane, and I had trouble getting over to the right shoulder...so it kept stinging me!...by the time I made it over, I was barley conscious,good times baby! good times!
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If you could be an animal what would you be?
I would say a horse, they have a nobility about them, and folks all over the world, don't seem to ever hate the horse, eat the horse, yes, but not hate....lol
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Do you think spending alot of time on the internet arguing and fussing will make you a "Master Debater"?
I don't care who ya are...that's funny right there!...lol
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What do you like to do in the snow?
I have only been to the snow once. On a trip with six others to a cabin, I awoke early and was bored since everyone else was sleeping. A heat wave had hit, making it beautiful outside, so I ventured off the patio deck, and built all around it, like a hundred snow bunnies, facing the cabin!..I guess it was little un-nerving to some who came out to see that...lol
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When was the last time you had a bubble bath?
Lol....when was the last time I actually fit into a bath...lol
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A one sentence comment please on the three Lord of the Rings films?
LOTR-Two Towers....
"Requiem For A Tower"
it was written specifically for the trailer theme, and never released as a single,so it never played in any of the LOTR movies.
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Who absolutely hates bugs?
I used to have a fear of spiders, but now that i am older, not so much. I do however have an irrational fear of crickets!...to me they are like jumping roaches or something. I've been freaking out all summer, they have been crawling over my barefeet on the patio, getting inside my living room...it's horrible!
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You know you are a glut when...?
When you can eat your own weight in food-there are some animals that can do just that.
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Quick! What's the first word you can think of off the top of your head?
As soon as I read your question the word came to me: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!