http://www.answerbag.com/profile/187670 New Answerbag questions from King of Sexytown Tue, 29 May 2012 11:02:30 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 11:02:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1851794 Would you sleep with Hu Jintao if it meant settling America's massive debt to China? Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:05:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1851794 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1851308 Do you ever feel like you aren't yourself? Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:26:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1851308 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1850336 Isn't it ironic that my vagina has a tongue just like in my mouth? Sun, 06 Dec 2009 08:29:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1850336 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1850269 How come when you eat corn, no matter how much you chew it, you poop it out in whole kernals? Sun, 06 Dec 2009 07:35:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1850269 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1849725 I'm attracted to women. How do I tell my boyfriend? Sat, 05 Dec 2009 21:03:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1849725 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1848465 Will you please answer this question with an incomplete sentence? Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:06:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1848465 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1846248 Have you ever thought about yourself while masturbating? Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:56:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1846248 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1844416 Lonely is a Sage now!!! Congratulations Lonely!!!! Who else wants to come to the party? Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:16:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1844416 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1842910 Do you think people would email more if everyone's mailboxes got rabies? Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:07:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1842910 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1842649 When you buy oven mits do they generally sell them in pairs?? Or do they sell them as just one too sometimes?? Cos I got one for my mom for Christmas but only found the one she wanted sold as just one mit. Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:32:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1842649 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841239 Have you ever asked a question, saw it at a later time, forgot it was yours, and answered it??? Cos I totally almost did just a minute ago. Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:45:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841239 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841226 Does anyone else hate their fingernails? Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:32:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841226 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841005 What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen written on paper money?? One time I had a $10 with a Texas phone number on it. I called but it was disconnected. Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:27:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841005 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1839244 Has anyone ever seen paper money with a weird serial number like 12344321 or 12121212 or 12341234 or something like that?? Or maybe even all one number?? I have a $20 with 51117111. Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:58:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1839244 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1839230 Take out the nearest piece of paper money and tell me the serial number. What would you do if I gave you that amount of money?? I just hope it doesn't start with 3 zeroes like this $1 here does. Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:51:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1839230 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1830845 If a cat gets PBed from AB for life but then it dies and has 8 lives left would the cat be able to return to AB? Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:57:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1830845 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1829172 When you were little were you afraid there might be a parsley monster living under your bed? Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:16:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1829172 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1825589 What are ways I can get sound to work on my computer? Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:24:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1825589 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1815859 Today is Mountain Momma's birthday!!! Happy birthday Mountain Momma!!!! Who is bringing the beer? Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:05:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1815859 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1811789 What's Alphascan??? Is it real?? Or a virus? Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:02:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1811789 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1811642 What is the difference between an engagement ring and a wedding ring?? They say you can tell by looking but I can't!!! They're all just rings. They look exactly the same. Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:28:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1811642 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1807651 What was the last thing you got stuck in your butt?? I mean like REALLY stuck? Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:12:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1807651 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1807609 What gender is your hot pocket? Wed, 11 Nov 2009 23:29:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1807609 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1802220 Does God poop? Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:28:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1802220 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1801918 Why do you think God did not make schquyggarings? Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:44:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1801918 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1800141 If you took a stool softener and a stool hardener at the same time what would happen? Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:57:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1800141 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1800121 What gender is your computer? Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:45:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1800121 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1799977 Do you think this question is original?? Or did someone ask already? Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:28:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1799977 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1796620 Today is SaraMonster's birthday!!!! Happy birthday Sara!!!! Who is bringing the beer? Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:58:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1796620 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1791328 Is there such thing as a computer virus that takes a few days to take effect or would an infected computer crash immediately?? If there is a slow acting virus how would I get one out of my system? Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:09:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1791328 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787093 Would you mind if I paid you in gum? Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:01:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787093 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787091 Would you have sex with a hot pocket? Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:59:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787091 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1786519 Would you eat a poop flavored jelly bean? Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:51:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1786519 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1786484 Would you marry a hot pocket? Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:36:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1786484 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1784694 Would you let your kid play here?? http://growingupgreen.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/elephant-poop-slide2.jpg I'll post it in an answer too. Maybe it will work better. Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:17:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1784694 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1784507 Anyone with a mic and a recording device on their computer will you please say "poop" in the sexiest voice you can and post it in an answer? Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:22:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1784507 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1783207 Now that Halloween is over who else threw out all their candy corn? Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:07:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1783207 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1781618 Mountain Momma is now a Maestro!!!! Congratulations Mountain Momma!!!! Who else wants to congratulate her? Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:47:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1781618 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1779946 What do you do when you have to poop and puke at the same time? Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:49:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1779946 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1775381 Did you know that Mountain Momma likes to eat poop?? :P Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:53:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1775381 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772686 I never thought in a million years this would happen to me. I found a strange pill yesterday afternoon. It was blue, round, and had an A on it. Did anyone think this ever happened outside of AB??? I am a little bit disillusioned right now. Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:44:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772686 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1770504 You ever feel like there is something licking your feet even though there isn't? Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:50:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1770504 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1769789 Do you rock at checkers? Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:38:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1769789 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1763314 Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and God? Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:56:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1763314 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1761296 In railroading terms does anyone know what a date nail is and what it is used for? Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:40:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1761296 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1759897 Don't you hate days like today when AB is too glitchy to get you to the 2nd page of questions and the only ones on the 1st page ask about butt fungus and brushing your teeth with Preparation H?? Anyone else having this glitch, by the way? Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:22:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1759897 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1757508 What other way is there to clean a CD????? (see link in answer) Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:48:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1757508 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1755518 You know how a rapidly dropping barometer can make one have a headache?? Does anyone know if the weather can do something to make people tired all the time?? Tiredness just seems to be abnormally present among people lately. Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:35:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1755518 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1755482 Do you think competitive eating should be an Olympic event?? Might as well use our obesity problem to our advantage. Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:11:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1755482 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1755473 Does anyone know if smelling things that aren't there is a sign of some kind of disease? Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:05:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1755473 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1755464 What if AB is just a bunch of government agents pretending to be people and they are subliminally controlling you with a series of preplanned questions and answers? Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:03:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1755464 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1755020 Do you have any plans for today?? Here are mine (video attached hopefully. I'll post in an answer if it isn't) Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:39:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1755020 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1754197 If you died tomorrow would you be happy with the way your AB profile would be left looking forever and ever for all and sundry to see whenever they wanted? Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:05:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1754197 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1747057 How long can YOU watch this video without turning it off?? Can anyone watch it through to the end??(link) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmxjidBpDMI Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:40:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1747057 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1746117 If you were a cannibal on death row, who would you want your last meal to be? Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:55:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1746117 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1743628 How do I fix a "j" button that magically popped off while I was typing?? I can still type it but it is annoying that I have to go into the empty hole to type it now. Throws off my rhythm. Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:04:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1743628 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740411 Will all of you send some good wishes to Barbiedoll?? She's having surgery!! Get well soon Barbie!!! Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:53:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740411 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740372 How much use do you get out of your email account?? I used to say "If it weren't for deleting spam I would never do anything with it." Now I don't even get spam. Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:17:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740372 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740290 My tv just reminded me of a show I set the timer to for me to watch. But when I went to hit "OK" with my remote, in the dark I was aiming my phone at the tv and hitting a button on the phone. Anyone else do that? Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:03:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740290 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740273 Who do you think should replace Whoopi in the center square? Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:50:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740273 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1739697 Does Chuck Norris have an ego so big that not even HE can lift it? Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:48:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1739697 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1738385 What do you guys think of the Scouts?? See answer Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:32:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1738385 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1737496 My mom just punched me in the head a minute ago. Is there anyway I can like press some kind of charge or something even if I can't prove it?? I'm 24. Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:07:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1737496 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1734833 Does anyone know when (about what year or at least decade) they began making glass bottles with screw on caps?? (as opposed to corks or bottlecaps) Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:32:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1734833 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1731345 Where do you guess Paris Hilton came from?? God supposedly would never make anything evil but Satan won't claim her either. Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:32:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1731345 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1731319 Do you suppose King Midas ever made pinky promises so he wouldn't have to keep them? Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:03:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1731319 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1729570 Other than moist, what is your least favorite word? Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:17:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1729570 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1729567 Which ABer can stuff the most pretzels in their mouth at once do you think? Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:14:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1729567 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1729554 What are you looking at, you hockey puck? Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:08:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1729554 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1728778 What would you do if you were someone's invisible friend? Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:48:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1728778 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727805 In horses, what is sweeney? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:45:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727805 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727746 Does anyone know what a nail bait is?? Or bait nail?? I forget exactly what it is called. And what is it used for? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:02:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727746 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727105 I just saw a commercial for a doll called "Whoopsie Doo". All it does is poop and pee and you have to change its diaper. Would you buy that for your kid? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:08:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727105 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726900 If you had a giant squid in your kitchen would you just ignore it?? Or do something about it? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:38:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726900 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726428 Is there anything more fun than a 5 drink minimum? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:57:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726428 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726288 Can I hug your wombat? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:57:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726288 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726236 Am I the only person uncomfortable texting questions (or anything else for that matter) to an organization called "KGB"? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:31:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726236 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726230 *clucking like a chicken* What would you do if you found out I was your real dad? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:23:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726230 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726198 What do you do with your good ideas?? Put them in a tub and wash yourself with them?? Cos that is what soap is for. Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:42:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726198 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1725659 If you dropped a garbage bag full of air into water (with something heavy tied to it obviously) would the bag compress and shrink or expand and explode? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:23:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1725659 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724481 I am in my top secret laboratory creating a creature called an "American't". What should I do with it? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:30:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724481 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724430 Is it true that America stole the Statehood Quarter idea from Canada?? And is it true that Japan has now stolen it from us? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:30:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724430 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724189 Can YOU pass inspection with pieces left behind? Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:23:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724189 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724146 Our friend WantsToTearYouApart is trying to quit smoking. Who wants to offer her some encouragement? Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:53:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724146 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1711361 Would you be interested to see a picture of you as the opposite sex? Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:32:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1711361 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1711125 Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gby0zfCYiA&feature=related Why was Carl's Jr's never burned down after this commercial? Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:50:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1711125 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1710328 What would you do for a Klondike Bar now that is has a thicker chocolate shell?? Would you KILL? Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:27:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1710328 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1710171 Do you guys realize that Spicy Hot and Icy Silver together make Icy Hot?? LAWL!!! Or Spicy Silver but that isn't anything real. Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:43:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1710171 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1709582 If Bert really assassinated JFK and there really was an accomplice do you suppose it was Ernie?? Or Oscar?? Cos Oscar is grumpy like Bert. Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:27:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1709582 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1708566 Have you ever been so aware of your urethra? Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:27:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1708566 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1707938 If all the snowflakes were candybars and milkshakes what kind of snow would that be? Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:47:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1707938 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1707935 If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops what kind of rain would that be? Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:46:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1707935 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1706888 *sings* "I love your smile!!!" Who's smile do you love? Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:27:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1706888 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1706517 _______ in the blank (fill in the blank)? Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:53:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1706517 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1706513 Fill in the ________ (fill in the blank)? Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:52:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1706513 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1706452 Does anyone know a way to get my mom to close the door when she showers??? I already tried giving her a robe but she must think it is for decorating her closet with. Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:11:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1706452 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1704720 Does anyone know how to make my computer stop magnifying the screen every time I move the cursor?? It's a laptop with a touchpad. Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:59:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1704720 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1703071 I thought I just saw a picture of someone with their TOOTH pierced. Is that even possible? Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:53:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1703071 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1702430 If you ran after the Farmer's wife what would she cut off of you with a carving knife? Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:19:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1702430 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1701629 Today I was going through old emails and I found an unopened one with a date from Sept. 2000. I didn't even have my computer until 2007!! Anyone else ever have one of those? Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:53:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1701629