Answerbag: King of Sexytown's answers

Answer to If this is the new AnswerBag I'm gone - what about you? What a piece of doo!

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:56:52 -0800

If this is the new AnswerBag I'm gone - what about you? What a piece of doo!

Same here. I am leaving AB. I will return when the circus leaves town.

Answer to Can you explain to me the "EVIL MONKEY" on Family Guy? I don't get it, is it a reference from somewhere else?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:20:37 -0800

Can you explain to me the "EVIL MONKEY" on Family Guy? I don't get it, is it a reference from somewhere else?

He's this character that started out as a long running joke. They did eventually give him a back story. He is actually really nice. He got divorced from his wife and lost his house so he moved into Chris's closet. He always pointed cos he was trying to make conversation and he shakes...

Answer to Pretend you are the new (and sole) "owner" of Answerbag®. How many (if any) folks would you permanently BAN from this website? (I can think of at least a dozen.)

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:26:00 -0800

Pretend you are the new (and sole) "owner" of Answerbag®. How many (if any) folks would you permanently BAN from this website? (I can think of at least a dozen.)

Hypothetically if they couldn't come back maybe I guess I might ban a few. But as it is they can though. So I don't think I would even try if it were set up as it is now. Fun question though!!

Answer to Our wonderful sweet, caring & friendly "GiraffeyedDonor-ish" is finally a Guru! To celebrate, she has agreed to have whipped cream pies thrown at her by anybody who wants to congratulate her! The line starts here... Who's in? =) Congratulations Donor! xo

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:59:24 -0800

Our wonderful sweet, caring & friendly "GiraffeyedDonor-ish" is finally a Guru! To celebrate, she has agreed to have whipped cream pies thrown at her by anybody who wants to congratulate her! The line starts here... Who's in? =) Congratulations Donor! xo

*SPLAT* Congrats Donor!!!!!!!

Answer to If two AB'ers intentionally switched identities and masqueraded as each other, would you consider them as Sockpuppets?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:39:50 -0800

If two AB'ers intentionally switched identities and masqueraded as each other, would you consider them as Sockpuppets?

You're a tool. All starting shit where there was none. I am not even going to get into this with you. People were pissed... we fucking got it and switched back. We thought it would be fun and did nothing to hurt anyone. And a sockpuppet is someone that has more than one account for the...

Answer to What movie star would you NOT like to see naked?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:32:16 -0800

What movie star would you NOT like to see naked?

Rosie O'Donnell. But I don't really wanna see her clothed either.

Answer to Did SNL go too far with the Tiger Woods skit? Does it matter that Rhianna was the musical guest?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:01:13 -0800

Did SNL go too far with the Tiger Woods skit? Does it matter that Rhianna was the musical guest?

Why does Rihanna matter in all of that???

Answer to Isn't it ironic that my vagina has a tongue just like in my mouth?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 08:31:21 -0800

Isn't it ironic that my vagina has a tongue just like in my mouth?

Meant to be in the Adult section. Sorry!

Answer to Do you like to eat wieners?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 07:55:59 -0800

Do you like to eat wieners?

Love them! ;)

Answer to The lovely SoulFire just made it to PROFESSOR. I know she is still early in the game, but would you join me in congratulating this achievement and wishing her luck in many more levels to come?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:30:39 -0800

The lovely SoulFire just made it to PROFESSOR. I know she is still early in the game, but would you join me in congratulating this achievement and wishing her luck in many more levels to come?

Congrats SoulFire!!!!!!

Answer to Do you find Popeye attractive?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:59:48 -0800

Do you find Popeye attractive?

OMG Yes!=)

Answer to Guys: when you watch Disneys when you're little, did you imagine marrying Cinderella or Snow White?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:58:08 -0800

Guys: when you watch Disneys when you're little, did you imagine marrying Cinderella or Snow White?

Both! I wanted to marry Pocahontas too!

Answer to Do you doodoo every day?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:37:43 -0800

Do you doodoo every day?

Yes. It feels nice.=)

Answer to What do vegetarians have for Christmas dinner?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:31:54 -0800

What do vegetarians have for Christmas dinner?

The stockings.

Answer to Guys, do you love your woman like you would want to be loved by a man if you were a woman?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:29:00 -0800

Guys, do you love your woman like you would want to be loved by a man if you were a woman?

Yes!=)

Answer to What do you turn into at the sight of a full moon?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:26:18 -0800

What do you turn into at the sight of a full moon?

A dog poop.

Answer to What was the color of the last bottle/can you drank out of?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:23:54 -0800

What was the color of the last bottle/can you drank out of?

Blue and black. It was a pop.

Answer to Do you remember the Phil Donahue show? Why did it end?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:20:18 -0800

Do you remember the Phil Donahue show? Why did it end?

It ended cos he was stupid!!!

Answer to What is one color you would not paint your bedroom?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:18:07 -0800

What is one color you would not paint your bedroom?

Orange.

Answer to Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:17:10 -0800

Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"?

I remember Captain Kangaroo and Gilligan!!!

Answer to -.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... .- - / - .... .. ... / ... .- -.-- ... ..--..

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:09:50 -0800

-.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... .- - / - .... .. ... / ... .- -.-- ... ..--..

Did you steal Sir Mikey and my braille porn idea???? :|

Answer to Phil Collins or Sting?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:01:47 -0800

Phil Collins or Sting?

Both. In my bed!

Answer to Somehow, Mountain Momma and King of Sexytown have switched identities !!! WTF is going on here?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:58:26 -0800

Somehow, Mountain Momma and King of Sexytown have switched identities !!! WTF is going on here?

You're quick!!!!!

Answer to I`m giving your girlfriend some sweet talk, how do you respond?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:51:35 -0800

I`m giving your girlfriend some sweet talk, how do you respond?

Ask if you want as three way with me and her. =)

Answer to I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank)

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:23:19 -0800

I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank)

wiener

Answer to How much do I have to pay you just to hold hands and skip with someone the same gender as you?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:20:08 -0800

How much do I have to pay you just to hold hands and skip with someone the same gender as you?

You don't have to pay me. In fact I'll pay you!

Answer to What is a natural cure for sulfur burps

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:18:12 -0800

What is a natural cure for sulfur burps

Eat a whole raw onion.

Answer to How many hours a day do you "waste" at work?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:16:16 -0800

How many hours a day do you "waste" at work?

I set my own hours so however many I have for that day.

Answer to Come on, is that all you got?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:14:13 -0800

Come on, is that all you got?

I've schooled you at thumb wrestling before, don't make me do it again!

Answer to Does Robert ever read these website that post questions or blogs about him?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:07:12 -0800

Does Robert ever read these website that post questions or blogs about him?

He writes them himself.

Answer to Do you think they should make Playboy magazine in braile format? lol

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:06:13 -0800

Do you think they should make Playboy magazine in braile format? lol

Yes!!!! Million dollar idea there!!! We should start the business together!! :)

Answer to Will a clash of science and politics undermine the Copenhagen summit?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:02:10 -0800

Will a clash of science and politics undermine the Copenhagen summit?

I dunno Probably.

Answer to I say jump, you say ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed.)

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:00:34 -0800

I say jump, you say ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed.)

Into your mom's bed.

Answer to What color are the lights on your Christmas decorations?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:59:40 -0800

What color are the lights on your Christmas decorations?

Multi colored.

Answer to What should I expect to find in your underwear?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:53:18 -0800

What should I expect to find in your underwear?

Poop.

Answer to If there was ever a woman U.S. President and she was married, what would be the term for her hubby - First Gent, First S.O., First Drone? Or suggest a title.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:56:16 -0800

If there was ever a woman U.S. President and she was married, what would be the term for her hubby - First Gent, First S.O., First Drone? Or suggest a title.

I asked this once. Some tool flagged it. I think First Monkey is fine.

Answer to Sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs noʎ ǝɹɐ?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:38:04 -0800

Sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs noʎ ǝɹɐ?

Poop. It says poop!!!

Answer to Tomorrow you are the president of the U.S.A. what is the first thing you do?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:34:52 -0800

Tomorrow you are the president of the U.S.A. what is the first thing you do?

Tie Dick Cheney to a tree and shoot bottle rockets at him. Oh, and Tipper Gore too. It'll be the most fun she has EVER had. Bitch.

Answer to Is it better to have "Loved and lost" or "Never to have loved at all"?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:26:49 -0800

Is it better to have "Loved and lost" or "Never to have loved at all"?

The second one.

Answer to Can i use a blower and nitrous oxide

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 04:25:13 -0800

Can i use a blower and nitrous oxide

Of course!!!!

Answer to What's one thing your Ex, is not?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:02:12 -0800

What's one thing your Ex, is not?

Capable of telling the truth. After I while I began to automatically assume the opposite of anything she said was the truth and go about life as if that were the case. Unfortunately I was seldom wrong in doing so.

Answer to Is there anything you wish you could like but don't? Anyone?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:58:00 -0800

Is there anything you wish you could like but don't? Anyone?

Olives.

Answer to Is the ABer "dani" more sweet or more naughty?=D

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:53:07 -0800

Is the ABer "dani" more sweet or more naughty?=D

Sweet. You're naughty.

Answer to When you smoked your last cigarette?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:16:08 -0800

When you smoked your last cigarette?

In a past life.

Answer to Would you rather die by firing squid or by being hanged?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:49:37 -0800

Would you rather die by firing squid or by being hanged?

Can I take a firing monkey instead??

Answer to If you are an intelligent person when it comes to life etc; so you have intellectual conversations and whatnot, would you date someone who's level of intelligence is not up to par with you, who you cannot converse with in that way?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:52:56 -0800

If you are an intelligent person when it comes to life etc; so you have intellectual conversations and whatnot, would you date someone who's level of intelligence is not up to par with you, who you cannot converse with in that way?

90+ percent of the people in this country aren't up to par with that, by my standards or anyone else's around the world. Beggars can't be choosers.

Answer to Abortion: Should you need permission from the father?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:49:52 -0800

Abortion: Should you need permission from the father?

I think maybe a law requiring proof that the father knows about the baby and the abortion but women get abortions for different reasons. If she is aborting it to save her life the dad shouldn't be allowed control over that.

Answer to Why don't some drivers stop at stop signs?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:43:17 -0800

Why don't some drivers stop at stop signs?

Takes less effort to slow down and look. Frankly as long as no one is coming I don't see the problem. I don't got all Goddamn day to stop if no one is even there.

Answer to What would I have to do to get a beer around here?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:17:53 -0800

What would I have to do to get a beer around here?

Take one.

Answer to Can you name all of your faults?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:02:48 -0800

Can you name all of your faults?

It's called my autobiography. :)

Answer to What are you most likely to eat in December?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:01:36 -0800

What are you most likely to eat in December?

Candy canes.

Answer to Do you ever participate in those pop up surveys that appear on your computer?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:41:48 -0800

Do you ever participate in those pop up surveys that appear on your computer?

That's a good way to get a virus.

Answer to How do you make a gate way into a worm hole?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:10:50 -0800

How do you make a gate way into a worm hole?

My butt is the gateway.

Answer to Be honest, have you ever called in sick to work (or school) for a mental health day?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:51:00 -0800

Be honest, have you ever called in sick to work (or school) for a mental health day?

Tried that once when I was in middle school. Mom caught me and made me go.

Answer to The messiest food to eat on a date?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:49:34 -0800

The messiest food to eat on a date?

Baked clams.

Answer to Is there subliminal messaging in disney movies? if there is ..what is it and is it bad

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:20:21 -0800

Is there subliminal messaging in disney movies? if there is ..what is it and is it bad

I have heard The Lion King says "sex" everywhere. A lot of them take an obscene amount of imagination to see but a few are actually there point blank... SEX... right there on the screen.

Answer to I found a Large peach oblong pill with RD then it is scored on other side of the score it says Y and then on the other side it says 248. What is this?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:17:07 -0800

I found a Large peach oblong pill with RD then it is scored on other side of the score it says Y and then on the other side it says 248. What is this?

Take it and see.

Answer to Can you name some good Disney movies (old classics)

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:16:12 -0800

Can you name some good Disney movies (old classics)

The Shining.

Answer to What would you do if Charlie bit your finger?=P

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:32:22 -0800

What would you do if Charlie bit your finger?=P

What would you do if Charlie bit your weenus??

Answer to Do you have a sister in law that would be better suited with the title "skank in law"?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:30:27 -0800

Do you have a sister in law that would be better suited with the title "skank in law"?

Nope.

Answer to What cat did you let out of the bag?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:41:46 -0800

What cat did you let out of the bag?

It is a hog. I'm too honest to use a cat. Most of the time.

Answer to Is your hair up or down?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:38:34 -0800

Is your hair up or down?

Wingnuts.

Answer to What would the earth look like if humans ceased to exist?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:35:06 -0800

What would the earth look like if humans ceased to exist?

Better.

Answer to People with (Aspergers only) Do you like having it, hate it or just in the middle. I like mine :)

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:49:40 -0800

People with (Aspergers only) Do you like having it, hate it or just in the middle. I like mine :)

It kicks ass.

Answer to Why are people so stupid to still drink and drive now when it is not just a slap on the wrist no more?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:06:35 -0800

Why are people so stupid to still drink and drive now when it is not just a slap on the wrist no more?

It's not????

Answer to When it comes to handwriting, are you a lefty, or a righty?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:03:09 -0800

When it comes to handwriting, are you a lefty, or a righty?

Lefty. Only way to be.

Answer to Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to __________?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:58:18 -0800

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to __________?

Poop in a dishwasher.

Answer to Alright!!! They have announced the winners of the People of Walmart contest! Do you agree with their decision? See link

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:56:37 -0800

Alright!!! They have announced the winners of the People of Walmart contest! Do you agree with their decision? See link

I saw someone that deserved to be there just the other day. He had a case of "Wheat Bud Lite". If you're going to drink then just drink. Homo.

Answer to What do you think is the grossest food imaginable on the planet?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:34:49 -0800

What do you think is the grossest food imaginable on the planet?

Veggies.

Answer to Is it possible for the devil to put bad thoughts/blasphemous words into your head. Is there a way to stop them because he has been doing it to me recently and i want it to stop. Can anyone help me?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:32:52 -0800

Is it possible for the devil to put bad thoughts/blasphemous words into your head. Is there a way to stop them because he has been doing it to me recently and i want it to stop. Can anyone help me?

Eat a raw onion.

Answer to When walking to the mail box are you thinking of what bill may be due and in there?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:31:20 -0800

When walking to the mail box are you thinking of what bill may be due and in there?

No. I'm usually thinking about the weather for some strange reason.

Answer to When i see someone Yawn, I yawn without fail. Even if someone fakes it in front of me i'll yawn; even if im not tired. Does anyone else do this?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:28:14 -0800

When i see someone Yawn, I yawn without fail. Even if someone fakes it in front of me i'll yawn; even if im not tired. Does anyone else do this?

I yawned when I read this.

Answer to Are you a fan of Cobra Starship?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:23:59 -0800

Are you a fan of Cobra Starship?

Nope.

Answer to Do you own leather pants?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:22:44 -0800

Do you own leather pants?

Nope.

Answer to Did you eat a Nutri-Grain bar today? Which kind?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:20:49 -0800

Did you eat a Nutri-Grain bar today? Which kind?

Old people burning, old people burning. Put your hands up.

Answer to Does your job require you to wear ear plugs daily?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:20:24 -0800

Does your job require you to wear ear plugs daily?

Nope.

Answer to Does anyone on AB have a birthday on November 16th?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:19:09 -0800

Does anyone on AB have a birthday on November 16th?

Old people burning, old people burning. Put your hands up.

Answer to What song reminds you of AB?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:12:24 -0800

What song reminds you of AB?

Old people burning, old people burning. Put your hands up.

Answer to Do you prefer to eat pie warm, or cold?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:59:07 -0800

Do you prefer to eat pie warm, or cold?

Either way is fine. Just like pizza.

Answer to Which question here at AB pissed u a lot?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:55:51 -0800

Which question here at AB pissed u a lot?

I have never had a question piss me. I'm not even a liquid. And if I was a question doesn't have the parts necessary to piss anyway.

Answer to What is the Chinese translation of 'The internet is really really great?' I want the characters and phonetics?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:40:51 -0800

What is the Chinese translation of 'The internet is really really great?' I want the characters and phonetics?

Wing wong.

Answer to Is wwe real or fake

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:39:58 -0800

Is wwe real or fake

Fake.

Answer to Do white men find black women attractive?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:52:23 -0800

Do white men find black women attractive?

I would.

Answer to What actor do you think would make a really bad James Bond?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:49:12 -0800

What actor do you think would make a really bad James Bond?

Steve Burns.

Answer to Is your pet getting a christmas present?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:07:00 -0800

Is your pet getting a christmas present?

Doubtful.

Answer to Which name do you prefer for a country? Silvesia or Savoy?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:03:47 -0800

Which name do you prefer for a country? Silvesia or Savoy?

Silvesia.

Answer to Do you keep your cats inside or outside or a combination of both?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:02:51 -0800

Do you keep your cats inside or outside or a combination of both?

They go wherever they want all day. They're my moms. I don't like cats.

Answer to Has anyone used a device to stretch their ball sack and has anyone used a device to pump the ball sack and how did you do it.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:54:47 -0800

Has anyone used a device to stretch their ball sack and has anyone used a device to pump the ball sack and how did you do it.

Nope.

Answer to Chuck Norris or Darth-Vator… who wins in a fight?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:27:32 -0800

Chuck Norris or Darth-Vator… who wins in a fight?

Darth Vader.

Answer to What was the most common Internet search in 2009?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:26:09 -0800

What was the most common Internet search in 2009?

Googling for the most common internet search of 2009.

Answer to Do you wear socks every day?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:25:27 -0800

Do you wear socks every day?

Nope. I don't wear socks at all. I hate them. I don't even own socks.

Answer to Does the wording of opinion polls affect the results?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:19:34 -0800

Does the wording of opinion polls affect the results?

I'm sure it could.

Answer to If you flirt online - do you ask for ID?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:37:48 -0800

If you flirt online - do you ask for ID?

Nope.

Answer to Where are the pictures of your ex?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:44:26 -0800

Where are the pictures of your ex?

In an envelope with some other pictures. And a couple on the computer.

Answer to What goes through your mind when you see the Post Person walking up your path?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:42:47 -0800

What goes through your mind when you see the Post Person walking up your path?

That must have been a loooooong walk!!!! Especially for such a fat person!!!! And for that matter I always figured she lived in that mail car cos she was too fat to get out. Huh. Who'da thunk it??

Answer to Would it be good to do a body cleanse before starting a whole eating/workout regimen? (complete lifestyle change pretty much)

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:40:26 -0800

Would it be good to do a body cleanse before starting a whole eating/workout regimen? (complete lifestyle change pretty much)

That's unnecessary. You will have to change your eating habits already obviously. That's enough.

Answer to What's a major problem with beard stubble?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:38:28 -0800

What's a major problem with beard stubble?

You have to shave it.

Answer to Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:21:29 -0800

Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?

Wanna do it??

Answer to Does anyone Know any free nudist websites

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:15:03 -0800

Does anyone Know any free nudist websites

Mountain Momma knows a bunch!!!!!!!

Answer to How can I time travel?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:14:32 -0800

How can I time travel?

With your butt.