Would you sleep with Hu Jintao if it meant settling America's massive debt to China?
on December 7th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Do you ever feel like you aren't yourself?
on December 6th, 2009 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

Isn't it ironic that my vagina has a tongue just like in my mouth?
on December 6th, 2009 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

How come when you eat corn, no matter how much you chew it, you poop it out in whole kernals?
on December 6th, 2009 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

I'm attracted to women. How do I tell my boyfriend?
on December 5th, 2009 | 31 answers | 23 people like this

Will you please answer this question with an incomplete sentence?
on December 5th, 2009 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

Have you ever thought about yourself while masturbating?
on December 3rd, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Lonely is a Sage now!!! Congratulations Lonely!!!! Who else wants to come to the party?
on December 2nd, 2009 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

Do you think people would email more if everyone's mailboxes got rabies?
on December 2nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

When you buy oven mits do they generally sell them in pairs?? Or do they sell them as just one too sometimes?? Cos I got one for my mom...
on December 1st, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever asked a question, saw it at a later time, forgot it was yours, and answered it??? Cos I totally almost did just a minute ago.
on November 30th, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Does anyone else hate their fingernails?
on November 30th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen written on paper money?? One time I had a $10 with a Texas phone number on it. I called but...
on November 30th, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Has anyone ever seen paper money with a weird serial number like 12344321 or 12121212 or 12341234 or something like that?? Or maybe even...
on November 29th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Take out the nearest piece of paper money and tell me the serial number. What would you do if I gave you that amount of money?? I just...
on November 29th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

If a cat gets PBed from AB for life but then it dies and has 8 lives left would the cat be able to return to AB?
on November 24th, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

When you were little were you afraid there might be a parsley monster living under your bed?
on November 23rd, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

What are ways I can get sound to work on my computer?
on November 21st, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Today is Mountain Momma's birthday!!! Happy birthday Mountain Momma!!!! Who is bringing the beer?
on November 16th, 2009 | no answers | 21 people like this

What's Alphascan??? Is it real?? Or a virus?
on November 13th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

What is the difference between an engagement ring and a wedding ring?? They say you can tell by looking but I can't!!! They're...
on November 13th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

What was the last thing you got stuck in your butt?? I mean like REALLY stuck?
on November 12th, 2009 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

What gender is your hot pocket?
on November 11th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Does God poop?
on November 9th, 2009 | 17 answers | 15 people like this

Why do you think God did not make schquyggarings?
on November 8th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

If you took a stool softener and a stool hardener at the same time what would happen?
on November 7th, 2009 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

What gender is your computer?
on November 7th, 2009 | 12 answers | 10 people like this

Do you think this question is original?? Or did someone ask already?
on November 7th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Today is SaraMonster's birthday!!!! Happy birthday Sara!!!! Who is bringing the beer?
on November 5th, 2009 | 11 answers | 12 people like this

Is there such thing as a computer virus that takes a few days to take effect or would an infected computer crash immediately?? If there...
on November 5th, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Would you mind if I paid you in gum?
on November 3rd, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Would you have sex with a hot pocket?
on November 3rd, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Would you eat a poop flavored jelly bean?
on November 2nd, 2009 | 17 answers | 13 people like this

Would you marry a hot pocket?
on November 2nd, 2009 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

Would you let your kid play here?? http://growingupgreen.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/elephant-poop-slide2.jpg I'll post it in...
on November 1st, 2009 | 13 answers | 8 people like this

Anyone with a mic and a recording device on their computer will you please say "poop" in the sexiest voice you can and post it...
on November 1st, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Now that Halloween is over who else threw out all their candy corn?
on November 1st, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Mountain Momma is now a Maestro!!!! Congratulations Mountain Momma!!!! Who else wants to congratulate her?
on October 30th, 2009 | 43 answers | 42 people like this

What do you do when you have to poop and puke at the same time?
on October 30th, 2009 | 23 answers | 13 people like this

Did you know that Mountain Momma likes to eat poop?? :P
on October 27th, 2009 | 4 answers | 7 people like this

I never thought in a million years this would happen to me. I found a strange pill yesterday afternoon. It was blue, round, and had an A...
on October 26th, 2009 | One answer | 4 people like this

You ever feel like there is something licking your feet even though there isn't?
on October 24th, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Do you rock at checkers?
on October 24th, 2009 | 8 answers | 10 people like this

Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and God?
on October 21st, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

In railroading terms does anyone know what a date nail is and what it is used for?
on October 20th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Don't you hate days like today when AB is too glitchy to get you to the 2nd page of questions and the only ones on the 1st page ask...
on October 19th, 2009 | 2 answers | 5 people like this

What other way is there to clean a CD????? (see link in answer)
on October 17th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

You know how a rapidly dropping barometer can make one have a headache?? Does anyone know if the weather can do something to make people...
on October 16th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you think competitive eating should be an Olympic event?? Might as well use our obesity problem to our advantage.
on October 16th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Does anyone know if smelling things that aren't there is a sign of some kind of disease?
on October 16th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

What if AB is just a bunch of government agents pretending to be people and they are subliminally controlling you with a series of...
on October 16th, 2009 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

Do you have any plans for today?? Here are mine (video attached hopefully. I'll post in an answer if it isn't)
on October 16th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

If you died tomorrow would you be happy with the way your AB profile would be left looking forever and ever for all and sundry to see...
on October 16th, 2009 | 8 answers | 10 people like this

How long can YOU watch this video without turning it off?? Can anyone watch it through to the end??(link) ...
on October 12th, 2009 | 13 answers | 7 people like this

If you were a cannibal on death row, who would you want your last meal to be?
on October 12th, 2009 | 6 answers | 10 people like this

How do I fix a "j" button that magically popped off while I was typing?? I can still type it but it is annoying that I have to...
on October 10th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Will all of you send some good wishes to Barbiedoll?? She's having surgery!! Get well soon Barbie!!!
on October 8th, 2009 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

How much use do you get out of your email account?? I used to say "If it weren't for deleting spam I would never do anything...
on October 8th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

My tv just reminded me of a show I set the timer to for me to watch. But when I went to hit "OK" with my remote, in the dark I...
on October 8th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Who do you think should replace Whoopi in the center square?
on October 8th, 2009 | 2 answers

Does Chuck Norris have an ego so big that not even HE can lift it?
on October 8th, 2009 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

What do you guys think of the Scouts?? See answer
on October 7th, 2009 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

My mom just punched me in the head a minute ago. Is there anyway I can like press some kind of charge or something even if I can't...
on October 7th, 2009 | 13 answers | 10 people like this

Does anyone know when (about what year or at least decade) they began making glass bottles with screw on caps?? (as opposed to corks or...
on October 6th, 2009 | One answer

Where do you guess Paris Hilton came from?? God supposedly would never make anything evil but Satan won't claim her either.
on October 4th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Do you suppose King Midas ever made pinky promises so he wouldn't have to keep them?
on October 4th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Other than moist, what is your least favorite word?
on October 2nd, 2009 | 34 answers | 19 people like this

Which ABer can stuff the most pretzels in their mouth at once do you think?
on October 2nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What are you looking at, you hockey puck?
on October 2nd, 2009 | One answer | 4 people like this

What would you do if you were someone's invisible friend?
on October 2nd, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

In horses, what is sweeney?
on October 1st, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Does anyone know what a nail bait is?? Or bait nail?? I forget exactly what it is called. And what is it used for?
on October 1st, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

I just saw a commercial for a doll called "Whoopsie Doo". All it does is poop and pee and you have to change its diaper. Would...
on October 1st, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

If you had a giant squid in your kitchen would you just ignore it?? Or do something about it?
on October 1st, 2009 | 9 answers | 9 people like this

Is there anything more fun than a 5 drink minimum?
on October 1st, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Can I hug your wombat?
on October 1st, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Am I the only person uncomfortable texting questions (or anything else for that matter) to an organization called "KGB"?
on October 1st, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

*clucking like a chicken* What would you do if you found out I was your real dad?
on October 1st, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

What do you do with your good ideas?? Put them in a tub and wash yourself with them?? Cos that is what soap is for.
on September 30th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

If you dropped a garbage bag full of air into water (with something heavy tied to it obviously) would the bag compress and shrink or...
on September 30th, 2009 | 2 answers

I am in my top secret laboratory creating a creature called an "American't". What should I do with it?
on September 30th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Is it true that America stole the Statehood Quarter idea from Canada?? And is it true that Japan has now stolen it from us?
on September 30th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

Can YOU pass inspection with pieces left behind?
on September 29th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Our friend WantsToTearYouApart is trying to quit smoking. Who wants to offer her some encouragement?
on September 29th, 2009 | 17 answers | 14 people like this

Would you be interested to see a picture of you as the opposite sex?
on September 22nd, 2009 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gby0zfCYiA&feature=related Why was Carl's Jr's never burned down after this commercial?
on September 22nd, 2009 | 2 answers

What would you do for a Klondike Bar now that is has a thicker chocolate shell?? Would you KILL?
on September 22nd, 2009 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

Do you guys realize that Spicy Hot and Icy Silver together make Icy Hot?? LAWL!!! Or Spicy Silver but that isn't anything real.
on September 21st, 2009 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

If Bert really assassinated JFK and there really was an accomplice do you suppose it was Ernie?? Or Oscar?? Cos Oscar is grumpy like Bert.
on September 21st, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever been so aware of your urethra?
on September 21st, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

If all the snowflakes were candybars and milkshakes what kind of snow would that be?
on September 20th, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

If all the raindrops were lemondrops and gumdrops what kind of rain would that be?
on September 20th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

*sings* "I love your smile!!!" Who's smile do you love?
on September 19th, 2009 | 16 answers | 11 people like this

_______ in the blank (fill in the blank)?
on September 19th, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

Fill in the ________ (fill in the blank)?
on September 19th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Does anyone know a way to get my mom to close the door when she showers??? I already tried giving her a robe but she must think it is for...
on September 19th, 2009 | 25 answers | 18 people like this

Does anyone know how to make my computer stop magnifying the screen every time I move the cursor?? It's a laptop with a touchpad.
on September 18th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

I thought I just saw a picture of someone with their TOOTH pierced. Is that even possible?
on September 17th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

If you ran after the Farmer's wife what would she cut off of you with a carving knife?
on September 17th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Today I was going through old emails and I found an unopened one with a date from Sept. 2000. I didn't even have my computer until...
on September 16th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Does your bottom need work?
on September 16th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Something in here smells like ice!! Is that coming from you?? Or do you smell like something else?
on September 15th, 2009 | 5 answers | 7 people like this

I have seen like 1207 new commercials featuring Billy Mays. I could have sworn he was dead!! Was it just wishful thinking...?
on September 15th, 2009 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

What is something you would hate to be doing when you suddenly have to poop really badly?
on September 1st, 2009 | 14 answers | 11 people like this

Shouldn't SaraMonster be the new face for Cover Girl?
on June 16th, 2009 | 9 answers | 12 people like this

Smokers: There is a species of turtle that breathes through its butt. If people breathed through their butts like that would smoking have...
on June 16th, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

What is the difference between a suspended drivers license and suspended registration/plates?
on February 6th, 2009 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

I was sitting around on MySpace and suddenly a screen pops up saying my comp. has worms and trojan horses and I better download a new...
on February 3rd, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

What do you think about "The Bachelor" showing the ladies his house??? Wouldn't you be worried the ones that got cut would...
on February 2nd, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

When I click on "Friends' Q&A" why do I only get like 5 or 6 of them instead of pages?
on February 2nd, 2009 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

Today is Doodlethenoodle's two year anniversary here on the 'Bag!!! Congratulations Doodle!!!!! Who else will help me...
on February 2nd, 2009 | 25 answers | 27 people like this

What is with all the "God" questions tonight?? Am I just too drunk or did I just seriously see like 3/4 of a page all about...
on February 1st, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

What is so great about Nick Jonas??? When you see little 16 year old girls blabbering about the Jonas brothers it is always about Nick. I...
on February 1st, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

The Arizona mascot used the Steelers "flag" to wipe his armpits. According to this article (link in answer) teams that...
on February 1st, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Are you going to answer this question honestly?? Be honest!!
on January 30th, 2009 | 13 answers | 9 people like this

What do you think about AB branching out to things besides a Q&A website?? How about Answerbag dish soap or Answerbag peanut butter??...
on January 30th, 2009 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

Is it true that salt will heal a canker sore?? Or salt water?
on January 28th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Maybe they SHOULD put ketchup in a tube?? Like toothpaste. Instead of a bottle?? Easier to get it out?? Yes?? No?
on January 28th, 2009 | 6 answers | 7 people like this

When you get on AB does it sometimes seem like there is a theme for the questions for the night?? Like there seems to be a lot of...
on January 25th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Does anyone know a way to open a can of tuna without a can opener??? I can't find one anywhere and need to make my dinner!! I'm...
on January 24th, 2009 | 14 answers | 10 people like this

Who would win a fight?? A giant robot with chainsaw arms or two elephants with machine guns?
on January 23rd, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Suppose we somehow know reincarnation exists. If someone commits a double homocide and gets a double life sentence and serves the first...
on January 15th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Katelyn recently got locked out of her old AB account. So since she has to start over from level 1 with a new account, who will help me...
on January 13th, 2009 | 7 answers | 12 people like this

What do you supposed God would have told Mary to name Jesus if he would have been born a girl?
on January 11th, 2009 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

What would be a good email address for Jesus?
on January 11th, 2009 | 14 answers | 9 people like this

If Answerbag had a wet t-shirt contest and you were a wet t-shirt who would you want to wear you?
on January 9th, 2009 | 18 answers | 21 people like this

If you could trade in your points to get back time you wasted on AB would you even have enough points??? You get one minute for every...
on January 4th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

How do I get my stupid taskbar back on the bottom like a normal computer and not going up the side like some kind of retarded computer???...
on January 4th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What do ketchup, a porcupine, and Fred Flintstone have in common?
on January 3rd, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

The smart, beautiful, and just plain awesome SaraMonster is now Swami!!! Who wants to help me congratulate her?
on December 31st, 2008 | 48 answers | 39 people like this

Can you make cappucino from a package without a cappucino machine?? I mean can you just add hot water and it will work?? Or is the maker...
on December 27th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

What is the weirdest thing you have gotten for Christmas as a gift or in your stocking? Among other things, I got Ibuprofen and a...
on December 25th, 2008 | 7 answers | 9 people like this

I wanted to go through my friend list and tell you all separately but after the December I have just had I frankly just don't have...
on December 23rd, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Do potatoes have a shelf life, or are they like honey where it will keep for like 95889427987243 years and always be edible?
on December 21st, 2008 | 9 answers | 4 people like this

Hey!! 2012 hasn't even gotten here yet and already there is a new "armageddon" theory. An asteroid is going to hit the...
on December 18th, 2008 | 11 answers | 7 people like this

I just saw a commercial where Billy Mays is selling health insurance. Is that the government's secret to keeping people from having...
on December 17th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

I just saw a commercial a minute ago... "Acoording to Montana state law all passengers in all vehicles, EXCEPT CHILDREN ON SCHOOL...
on December 16th, 2008 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Does my bathroom seem unusually warm to you?
on December 16th, 2008 | 8 answers | 9 people like this

Has anyone ever asked a question and had it flagged as a duplicate only to have the answers transferred to another question you asked?
on November 25th, 2008 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

*using Neil Goldman voice* Do you think my psoriasis is sexy?
on November 21st, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

You know how when you buy a pair of headphones or something like that and it's in that hard plastic that people hurt themselves...
on November 19th, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

I just changed my underwear this morning and this counts as day one. Anyone wanna place bets on how long you think I can go without...
on November 13th, 2008 | 13 answers | 10 people like this

My orange "new comment" light has been on since March 27 2008 (I asked this question that day). Is it possible that I missed a...
on November 9th, 2008 | 3 answers | 7 people like this

Does Microsoft ever "require more information about your computer to be better able to install Anti-Spyware upgrades"?? Cos if...
on October 28th, 2008 | One answer

Miss Paradise is leaving for basic Air Force training tomorrow and won't be back for a long time :( Anyone wanna wish her good...
on October 26th, 2008 | 16 answers | 17 people like this

You know how they say "I before E except after C or sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh"?? What about "weird" and...
on October 19th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What is something people at a circus wear that you would be surprised to see George Bush wearing?
on October 19th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

How do you think Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man procreated to make a Pac-Man Jr?? I mean, they're just yellow circles with mouths and a bow...
on October 17th, 2008 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

You know how when you eat an apple or orange or something it's all juicy?? Well bananas aren't!! So where does banana juice...
on October 15th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

If God had an answering machine for missed prayers what do you suppose it would say?
on October 11th, 2008 | 14 answers | 13 people like this

If a person is born on a February 29 what do they do?? Celebrate it earlier or later or something?
on October 4th, 2008 | no answers

Why do you think it is that people have soooo much trouble remembering birthdays?
on October 4th, 2008 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

Have you ever been on AB naked?
on October 3rd, 2008 | no answers | 17 people like this

You know how people are only allowed to give someone points 25 times in a one week period?? To stop trolling, why don't we do that...
on October 2nd, 2008 | 4 answers | 7 people like this

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and the only language you knew how to speak was Chinese?
on September 30th, 2008 | 43 answers | 25 people like this

If you were eating a snack (other than Goldfish) and it suddenly smiled back would you wanna eat it anymore?
on September 28th, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

What do you think would change in the world if there was a rip in time/space on the day you were born and it altered things so that the...
on September 27th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

I'm about to go to bed in a few minutes. Is it weird that I dream in red?
on September 23rd, 2008 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

Anytime I try to access the "question categories" I get taken to a site called "n***ers private pastebin". What the...
on September 23rd, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

When I shut down my computer last everything looked fine. Now everything on the screen looks all huge. I tried adjusting the zoom level...
on September 20th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

I just found out that my old high school burned down (I graduated in 03). It was arson and they caught the people that did it. What would...
on September 18th, 2008 | 31 answers | 17 people like this

If a carrot is so good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?
on September 17th, 2008 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

What would you think if you were walking down the street and you jumped in a mud puddle, but then it turned out to be chest deep?
on September 17th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What would you do if you opened up your medicine cabinet and Amy Grant was in there?
on September 17th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What would you do if your microwave turned into a pumpkin every midnight?
on September 17th, 2008 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

What do you suppose the very first Answerbag member did back when there was no one else to interact with other than the staff?
on September 14th, 2008 | 13 answers | 13 people like this

Who would win a saxophone contest?? Lisa Simpson, Bill Clinton, or that owl from Sesame Street?
on September 14th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. My wife is dead, my kids are dead. Won't you be my neighbor?
on September 11th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

If someone has a spyware thingy on your computer can they do anything besides watch what you do?
on September 8th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

What do you think about the concept of chocolate cottage cheese?
on September 8th, 2008 | 12 answers | 9 people like this

What did you do with the cheese?
on September 8th, 2008 | 9 answers | 9 people like this

I had a question for all of you and I totally just forgot what it was. Anyone else ever go to ask a question in here and then forget it...
on September 7th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

What would you think if you found out that everything you're doing now is a dream and everything you think is a dream is reality?
on September 3rd, 2008 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

What is the hang up about eating food that has touched the floor??? The way I view it is if starving children in Africa can eat poisonous...
on September 2nd, 2008 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

I got bit by a dog last week. What is happening to me?? Read my answer for details. I mostly wanna know why it is yellow and all lumpy...
on September 2nd, 2008 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

What would you do if I gave you an owl covered with peanut butter?
on August 25th, 2008 | 23 answers | 13 people like this

I'm trying to narrow down how old these bottles I own might be. They say "Dr. Blumer's flavoring extract" on the...
on August 24th, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

What's polyurethane toast?
on August 21st, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

A couple weeks ago our dear friend Katelyn broke her leg. Who would like to sign her cast?? You can just type it in and wish it over and...
on August 20th, 2008 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

Who wants to help me out in wishing C-Bunny, AB's own slice of lovely, a happy birthday?? Happy Birthday C-Bunny!!!!!
on August 18th, 2008 | 12 answers | 10 people like this

Who wants to wish Lovehearts a happy 17th birthday?? Go on now.... She won't bite hard. Happy birthday Lovehearts!!!!!
on August 15th, 2008 | no answers | 10 people like this

So I have been gone for a bit and I think I am leaving AB. Who thinks Chris will make a good new king?
on July 16th, 2008 | 13 answers | 13 people like this

Would you be a contestant on The Price is Right if the prize for winning was 100 million dollars but the cost for losing was your life?
on July 9th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Do you think God is a fan of Joan Osborne?
on July 9th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

What sort of car do you suppose God drives?
on July 9th, 2008 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

If Arnie walked up to you and said "Oogety boogety boo!!" what would you think?
on July 7th, 2008 | 11 answers | 3 people like this

If Arnie walked up to you and said "Oogety boogety boo!!" what would you think?
on July 7th, 2008 | no answers | 7 people like this

Do you, do you want my mind?
on July 6th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Do you, do you want my face?
on July 6th, 2008 | 9 answers | 8 people like this

If I sat in a tree with a fishing pole that was baited with an acorn, how long do you think it would be before I caught a squirrel?
on July 5th, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Did you poop today?
on July 4th, 2008 | 30 answers | 15 people like this

If I gave you a twenty foot tall, green Smurf what would you name it?
on July 3rd, 2008 | 13 answers | 6 people like this

I have heard that insurance companies are considering another category for determining how much you pay. It's your race. Does anyone...
on July 3rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

When I was a little kid I used to be afraid of the letter "Y" but outgrew it. One that I didn't outgrow is I am also...
on July 2nd, 2008 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

Today, July 1st, is a national holiday in the land of Sexytown. For it is the Princess Katelyn's birthday!! Who wants to partake in...
on July 1st, 2008 | 11 answers | 12 people like this

Do you have any news that fit to print?
on June 30th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

So I get up this Monday morning and go out to feed the animals real quick and the very first thing I do is step in dog poop WITH BARE...
on June 30th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Who wants to wish GirlyGirl a happy birthday?
on June 29th, 2008 | 26 answers | 22 people like this

Who thinks Arisztid should get a sock puppet?? I have heard he is gone and it would be good to have him back!!
on June 28th, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Do you, do you want my love?
on June 27th, 2008 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

What were you like when you were a little kid?
on June 27th, 2008 | 15 answers | 11 people like this

Of all the people you know, who do you suppose is the most likely to come back as a ghost after they die and fly around and haunt people?
on June 26th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Who here has no cell phone?? Am I the last person left on Earth without one?
on June 25th, 2008 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

When you are AnswerBagging do you use paper or plastic?
on June 23rd, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

If there was an AB video game what kind of game would it be?? Would you be good or evil?? What would your character be able to do?
on June 23rd, 2008 | One answer

Weird question (especially coming from a dude) but does anyone know if nail polish has even been in a powder form?
on June 22nd, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

If someone has life insurance can suicide be covered by it?
on June 21st, 2008 | 14 answers | 10 people like this

What does your elbow smell like right now?
on June 18th, 2008 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

I have a new puppy. He is a male, chocolate colored miniature pinscher. People here can't decide on a name. What should I name him?
on June 16th, 2008 | 27 answers | 17 people like this

Oh no!! Adrian is back with something new to complain about!! Does anyone else agree that this digital tv switchover law is ridiculous??...
on June 16th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Why won't tv's function unless you put the antenna on your head and hop around on one foot and put your other foot behind your...
on June 16th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What are we going to do if Talim ever succeeds in shooting AB into the sun?
on June 14th, 2008 | 12 answers | 14 people like this

Am I the only one left on AB that has NOT answered this question?? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/171787
on June 12th, 2008 | 18 answers | 17 people like this

You know how New Zealand is like a day or something ahead of America?? Is Judgement Day going to start there and then move across the...
on June 11th, 2008 | 4 answers | 7 people like this

How's this for another "crazy quick-fix" idea?? Ambulances must have GPS systems?? My gramma had a heart attack earlier...
on June 10th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

It's 11:33pm here and I can't sleep nor do I have anything important to ask, so here I am. What sort of hair-brained...
on June 9th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Does my remedy bring the spirit of the buffalo into your heart?
on June 6th, 2008 | One answer

Does cash flow from you like diarrhea from the buffalo?
on June 6th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Does luck run through you like the spirit of the buffalo?
on June 6th, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever been so depressed that you just sit on AB but then not answer any questions or do anything?? Except for this question I...
on June 6th, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Why do some people say "mmm-bye" when they get off the phone instead of just "bye"?
on June 5th, 2008 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

"Ich liebe du nicht du liebst mich nicht!! Da da da!!" What do these song lyrics mean to you?
on June 4th, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

What do you suppose it would be like if Stephen King took a crack at children's books?
on June 3rd, 2008 | 12 answers | 5 people like this

If your mogwai isn't supposed to eat past midnight when is early enough for them to start eating again without turning into a...
on June 2nd, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Can I just thank everyone who helped see me through the WORST birthday in history?? I'm sorry for all my whining and I am ready to...
on June 1st, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Today is my 23rd birthday and everyone I care about is in another state and everyone I can't stand to be around is suddenly...
on May 31st, 2008 | 8 answers | 6 people like this

If the Hamburglar and Karen Black had a child what do you suppose it would look like?
on May 25th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

Who would win in an old person fight... Captain Crunch or Gargamel, the bad guy from the Smurfs?
on May 25th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

I know you guys hate these but will you read my answer in here and tell me if I am in the wrong?? I have been thinking about this for a...
on May 20th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Are you going to get your children hooked on AB so that when we are old and demented there can be a new generation of AB'ers?
on May 18th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Have you ever suddenly become extremely aware of the passage of time, whether it is passing quickly or slowly?? I have been known to.......
on May 12th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Have you ever suddenly become extremely aware of the passage of time, whether it is passing quickly or slowly?? I have been known to.......
on May 12th, 2008 | no answers | 2 people like this

Can a mime give his wife the silent treatment?
on May 1st, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

The battery meter on my laptop says 6% power. plugged in, not charging. Why won't it charge?
on April 29th, 2008 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

What is 1000 year old egg?
on April 28th, 2008 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Alcohol is illegal if you're under 18. Tobacco is illegal before you're 21. How about sex is illegal before 18 too?? No one...
on April 25th, 2008 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Does anyone know if there is a way to replace or repair the "m" key on my laptop?? I was following some bad advice when I was...
on April 25th, 2008 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Apologies if I offend, but if the Mennonites are so against electricity and technology then why do they have a website??...
on April 24th, 2008 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

I have purchased a car from a dealership and I paid in cash. It's the only real big purchase I have ever made. Would this qualify...
on April 19th, 2008 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Do ducks fart?
on April 17th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

My friend has a brother who has cystic fibrosis. We want to start a fundraiser to get him a vest to make him able to get his therapy and...
on April 16th, 2008 | One answer | 2 people like this

If the adult in you likes the healthy whole wheat side, and the kid in you likes the sweet sugary frosted side, what does the adolescent...
on April 16th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Here's a fun one for you since I'm in a jolly mood. I'm in the college library now and I just farted and the girl across...
on April 14th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Right now the only website that seems to work on my comp. is AB. Eveything else won't load or buffer. And while I love it here I...
on April 13th, 2008 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Why do women always have their yappers open when they put on mascara?
on April 8th, 2008 | no answers | 6 people like this

Is there really such thing as the phone police?
on April 8th, 2008 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

If you were watching America's Most Wanted and you saw someone you knew from AB profiled would you turn them in?
on April 8th, 2008 | 10 answers | 10 people like this

If ham is Canadian bacon then what is bacon in Canada?
on April 7th, 2008 | no answers | 5 people like this

Who here knows a good place to have poetry published?? I don't have any idea where to go or look.
on April 7th, 2008 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow would you carry on as if nothing really matters?
on April 7th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Why do they call it the answer"bag"?? Why not answersack?? Or answerbox?? Or answerbuffalo?
on April 7th, 2008 | 5 answers | 7 people like this

My mom and I are trying to find my brother but don't know how. Read my answer for details.
on April 6th, 2008 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Pro-life or pro-choice and why?
on April 6th, 2008 | no answers | 7 people like this

Anyone hear about that fellow that is selling his life on ebay?? No joke. Think I should buy it?? Would you buy his life?? Or anyone...
on April 1st, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

How many times did the tiger go around the tree before the tiger turned into butter?
on April 1st, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Do girls in college like guys that are in college but live with their parents, have no job and no car?? I like this one girl but I...
on March 31st, 2008 | 5 answers | 8 people like this

Answer me!!
on March 31st, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Shenanigans!!! I am declaring shenanigans on you!! What do you have to say for yourself?!? (besides the fact that I watch too much South...
on March 31st, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Why do you have a bag on your head?
on March 30th, 2008 | 8 answers | 8 people like this

Ok, so my comment light has been on since about 10:30 this morning and there is never a new comment. Just a comment light that seems to...
on March 27th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
on March 25th, 2008 | no answers | 3 people like this

In Jesus H. Christ what does the "H." stand for?
on March 25th, 2008 | no answers | 3 people like this

So yesterday was Easter and I fell in a hot tub and hurt my butt real bad!! So my question is who thinks today should be "Soft Chair...
on March 24th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Where have people's avatars been going?? And what's with the "-106 seconds ago" or whatever?
on March 21st, 2008 | 5 answers | 6 people like this

Why is it typical for left handers to wear their watches on their right wrists and vice versa?
on March 17th, 2008 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Anyone ever read what they wrote under the "crazy thoughts" category?? Sorta makes me wonder... What IF Answerbag is all in my...
on March 14th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Is it just me or does anyone else have trouble with comments tonight?? Everytime I see the orange comment light I click to try to check...
on March 11th, 2008 | no answers | 4 people like this

I have a Bounty Hunter Tracker II metal detector. Whenever I put the batteries in it it doesn't do anything!! No sounds, signals, or...
on February 29th, 2008 | no answers

I have a Bounty Hunter Tracker II metal detector. Whenever I put the batteries in it it doesn't do anything!! No sounds, signals, or...
on February 29th, 2008 | no answers

I have a Bounty Hunter Tracker II metal detector. Whenever I put the batteries in it it doesn't do anything!! No sounds, signals, or...
on February 29th, 2008 | One answer

So there are 11 planets now???? What are the names of the new three?? (For the record I think pluto should be a planet again...)
on February 28th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

My spring break is coming up next Monday. Anyone here in college that is going anywhere crazy fun for spring break?
on February 25th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Why do we need handguns?? You can't go hunting with them and all they are good for is killing people. So then what good are they?
on February 21st, 2008 | 32 answers | 15 people like this

How do I get pictures off of a digital camera and into my computer?? I am trying to post a picture but I don't know how to get them...
on February 19th, 2008 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

I just watched a Family Guy where James Woods is nailed into a crate and stacked on top of other crates in a giant warehouse. I...
on February 17th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Happy Birthday DreAnna!! Anyone else wanna tell her happy birthday?
on February 13th, 2008 | 26 answers | 22 people like this

Why does Mace Windu get a purple light saber and why is it the only purple one?
on February 12th, 2008 | 14 answers | 6 people like this

I made it to level 10 last night. How empty has my life become that the highest points in my day involve going up a level or two on AB?
on February 12th, 2008 | 11 answers | 14 people like this

Are the events of December 21, 2012 gonna be bigger than the Big Mac?
on February 11th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

I slept all day and now it is 12:26am Monday morning. Is there anyone else on right now that can't sleep?? I'm sooooo bored!!
on February 10th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Who is someone famous that has the same birthday as you?? For me it is Walt Whitman, William Lee, Brooke Sheilds, Colin Farrell, Joe...
on February 8th, 2008 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

How is the word "Ceylon" pronounced?? I know it used to be what they called present day Sri Lanka. I just wanna know how to say...
on February 8th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Know what I hate?? When you're eating a Reese's and it had two paper wrappers on it so when you take off the first one you...
on February 7th, 2008 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

What about wserxdrfct?
on February 6th, 2008 | One answer

What is the first thing you think of when I say "pigglewhip"?
on February 1st, 2008 | 14 answers | 8 people like this

Did anyone here play with pogs when they were little?
on February 1st, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

What would you do if you knew Paris Hilton had an Answerbag account?
on January 31st, 2008 | 12 answers | 7 people like this

This girl sitting at the computer across from mine is sooo hot!!!! Why oh why must I have to go to math class now???? Should I skip it?
on January 31st, 2008 | One answer

So I got a question for people. I am at the library at the college I attend and it is currently -14 outside so doesn't it make sense...
on January 29th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I just now heard that some f*cking moron wants to tear down Alcatraz!!!!! Anyone else pissed???? I am!!!!! I am putting this question...
on January 27th, 2008 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

I have a relatively old game cube. It was fine until just now. I turned it on to play and nothing comes on the screen. I tried all the...
on January 26th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Where is the weirdest place you have ever pooped?
on January 22nd, 2008 | 28 answers | 21 people like this

Who is your favorite ninja turtle and why?
on January 22nd, 2008 | no answers | 16 people like this