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If this is the new AnswerBag I'm gone - what about you? What a piece of doo! Same here. I am leaving AB. I will return when the circus leaves town.

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Can you explain to me the "EVIL MONKEY" on Family Guy? I don't get it, is it a reference from somewhere else? He's this character that started out as a long running joke. They did eventually give him a back story. He is actually really nice. He got divorced from his wife and lost his house so he moved into Chris's closet. He always pointed cos he was trying to make conversation and he shakes cos he said he "has a copper deficiency". As far as I'm aware it isn't in...

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Pretend you are the new (and sole) "owner" of Answerbag®. How many (if any) folks would you permanently BAN from this website? (I can think of at least a dozen.) Hypothetically if they couldn't come back maybe I guess I might ban a few. But as it is they can though. So I don't think I would even try if it were set up as it is now. Fun question though!!

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Our wonderful sweet, caring & friendly "GiraffeyedDonor-ish" is finally a Guru! To celebrate, she has agreed to have whipped cream pies thrown at her by anybody who wants to congratulate her! The line starts here... Who's in? =) Congratulations Donor! xo *SPLAT* Congrats Donor!!!!!!!

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If two AB'ers intentionally switched identities and masqueraded as each other, would you consider them as Sockpuppets? You're a tool. All starting shit where there was none. I am not even going to get into this with you. People were pissed... we fucking got it and switched back. We thought it would be fun and did nothing to hurt anyone. And a sockpuppet is someone that has more than one account for the purpose of URing themselves. We used our own accounts and they were just designed to look like the other...

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What movie star would you NOT like to see naked? Rosie O'Donnell. But I don't really wanna see her clothed either.

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Did SNL go too far with the Tiger Woods skit? Does it matter that Rhianna was the musical guest? Why does Rihanna matter in all of that???

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Isn't it ironic that my vagina has a tongue just like in my mouth? Meant to be in the Adult section. Sorry!

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Do you like to eat wieners? Love them! ;)

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The lovely SoulFire just made it to PROFESSOR. I know she is still early in the game, but would you join me in congratulating this achievement and wishing her luck in many more levels to come? Congrats SoulFire!!!!!!

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Do you find Popeye attractive? OMG Yes!=)

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Guys: when you watch Disneys when you're little, did you imagine marrying Cinderella or Snow White? Both! I wanted to marry Pocahontas too!

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Do you doodoo every day? Yes. It feels nice.=)

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What do vegetarians have for Christmas dinner? The stockings.

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Guys, do you love your woman like you would want to be loved by a man if you were a woman? Yes!=)

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What do you turn into at the sight of a full moon? A dog poop.

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What was the color of the last bottle/can you drank out of? Blue and black. It was a pop.

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Do you remember the Phil Donahue show? Why did it end? It ended cos he was stupid!!!

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What is one color you would not paint your bedroom? Orange.

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Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"? I remember Captain Kangaroo and Gilligan!!!

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-.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... .- - / - .... .. ... / ... .- -.-- ... ..--.. Did you steal Sir Mikey and my braille porn idea???? :|

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Phil Collins or Sting? Both. In my bed!

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Somehow, Mountain Momma and King of Sexytown have switched identities !!! WTF is going on here? You're quick!!!!!

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I`m giving your girlfriend some sweet talk, how do you respond? Ask if you want as three way with me and her. =)

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I've got a ______ on my finger and I can't get it off. (fill in the blank) wiener

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How much do I have to pay you just to hold hands and skip with someone the same gender as you? You don't have to pay me. In fact I'll pay you!

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What is a natural cure for sulfur burps Eat a whole raw onion.

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How many hours a day do you "waste" at work? I set my own hours so however many I have for that day.

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Come on, is that all you got? I've schooled you at thumb wrestling before, don't make me do it again!

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Does Robert ever read these website that post questions or blogs about him? He writes them himself.

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Do you think they should make Playboy magazine in braile format? lol Yes!!!! Million dollar idea there!!! We should start the business together!! :)

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Will a clash of science and politics undermine the Copenhagen summit? I dunno Probably.

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I say jump, you say ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed.) Into your mom's bed.

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What color are the lights on your Christmas decorations? Multi colored.

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What should I expect to find in your underwear? Poop.

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If there was ever a woman U.S. President and she was married, what would be the term for her hubby - First Gent, First S.O., First Drone? Or suggest a title. I asked this once. Some tool flagged it. I think First Monkey is fine.

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Sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs noʎ ǝɹɐ? Poop. It says poop!!!

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Tomorrow you are the president of the U.S.A. what is the first thing you do? Tie Dick Cheney to a tree and shoot bottle rockets at him. Oh, and Tipper Gore too. It'll be the most fun she has EVER had. Bitch.

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Is it better to have "Loved and lost" or "Never to have loved at all"? The second one.

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Can i use a blower and nitrous oxide Of course!!!!

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What's one thing your Ex, is not? Capable of telling the truth. After I while I began to automatically assume the opposite of anything she said was the truth and go about life as if that were the case. Unfortunately I was seldom wrong in doing so.

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Is there anything you wish you could like but don't? Anyone? Olives.

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Is the ABer "dani" more sweet or more naughty?=D Sweet. You're naughty.

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When you smoked your last cigarette? In a past life.

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Would you rather die by firing squid or by being hanged? Can I take a firing monkey instead??

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If you are an intelligent person when it comes to life etc; so you have intellectual conversations and whatnot, would you date someone who's level of intelligence is not up to par with you, who you cannot converse with in that way? 90+ percent of the people in this country aren't up to par with that, by my standards or anyone else's around the world. Beggars can't be choosers.

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Abortion: Should you need permission from the father? I think maybe a law requiring proof that the father knows about the baby and the abortion but women get abortions for different reasons. If she is aborting it to save her life the dad shouldn't be allowed control over that.

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Why don't some drivers stop at stop signs? Takes less effort to slow down and look. Frankly as long as no one is coming I don't see the problem. I don't got all Goddamn day to stop if no one is even there.

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What would I have to do to get a beer around here? Take one.

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Can you name all of your faults? It's called my autobiography. :)

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What are you most likely to eat in December? Candy canes.

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Do you ever participate in those pop up surveys that appear on your computer? That's a good way to get a virus.

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How do you make a gate way into a worm hole? My butt is the gateway.

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Be honest, have you ever called in sick to work (or school) for a mental health day? Tried that once when I was in middle school. Mom caught me and made me go.

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The messiest food to eat on a date? Baked clams.

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Is there subliminal messaging in disney movies? if there is ..what is it and is it bad I have heard The Lion King says "sex" everywhere. A lot of them take an obscene amount of imagination to see but a few are actually there point blank... SEX... right there on the screen.

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I found a Large peach oblong pill with RD then it is scored on other side of the score it says Y and then on the other side it says 248. What is this? Take it and see.

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Can you name some good Disney movies (old classics) The Shining.

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What would you do if Charlie bit your finger?=P What would you do if Charlie bit your weenus??

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Do you have a sister in law that would be better suited with the title "skank in law"? Nope.

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What cat did you let out of the bag? It is a hog. I'm too honest to use a cat. Most of the time.

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Is your hair up or down? Wingnuts.

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What would the earth look like if humans ceased to exist? Better.

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People with (Aspergers only) Do you like having it, hate it or just in the middle. I like mine :) It kicks ass.

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Why are people so stupid to still drink and drive now when it is not just a slap on the wrist no more? It's not????

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When it comes to handwriting, are you a lefty, or a righty? Lefty. Only way to be.

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Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to __________? Poop in a dishwasher.

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Alright!!! They have announced the winners of the People of Walmart contest! Do you agree with their decision? See link I saw someone that deserved to be there just the other day. He had a case of "Wheat Bud Lite". If you're going to drink then just drink. Homo.

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What do you think is the grossest food imaginable on the planet? Veggies.

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Is it possible for the devil to put bad thoughts/blasphemous words into your head. Is there a way to stop them because he has been doing it to me recently and i want it to stop. Can anyone help me? Eat a raw onion.

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When walking to the mail box are you thinking of what bill may be due and in there? No. I'm usually thinking about the weather for some strange reason.

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When i see someone Yawn, I yawn without fail. Even if someone fakes it in front of me i'll yawn; even if im not tired. Does anyone else do this? I yawned when I read this.

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Are you a fan of Cobra Starship? Nope.

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Do you own leather pants? Nope.

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Did you eat a Nutri-Grain bar today? Which kind? Old people burning, old people burning. Put your hands up.

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Does your job require you to wear ear plugs daily? Nope.

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Does anyone on AB have a birthday on November 16th? Old people burning, old people burning. Put your hands up.

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What song reminds you of AB? Old people burning, old people burning. Put your hands up.

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Do you prefer to eat pie warm, or cold? Either way is fine. Just like pizza.

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Which question here at AB pissed u a lot? I have never had a question piss me. I'm not even a liquid. And if I was a question doesn't have the parts necessary to piss anyway.

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What is the Chinese translation of 'The internet is really really great?' I want the characters and phonetics? Wing wong.

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Is wwe real or fake Fake.

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Do white men find black women attractive? I would.

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What actor do you think would make a really bad James Bond? Steve Burns.

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Is your pet getting a christmas present? Doubtful.

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Which name do you prefer for a country? Silvesia or Savoy? Silvesia.

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Do you keep your cats inside or outside or a combination of both? They go wherever they want all day. They're my moms. I don't like cats.

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Has anyone used a device to stretch their ball sack and has anyone used a device to pump the ball sack and how did you do it. Nope.

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Chuck Norris or Darth-Vator… who wins in a fight? Darth Vader.

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What was the most common Internet search in 2009? Googling for the most common internet search of 2009.

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Do you wear socks every day? Nope. I don't wear socks at all. I hate them. I don't even own socks.

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Does the wording of opinion polls affect the results? I'm sure it could.

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If you flirt online - do you ask for ID? Nope.

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Where are the pictures of your ex? In an envelope with some other pictures. And a couple on the computer.

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What goes through your mind when you see the Post Person walking up your path? That must have been a loooooong walk!!!! Especially for such a fat person!!!! And for that matter I always figured she lived in that mail car cos she was too fat to get out. Huh. Who'da thunk it??

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Would it be good to do a body cleanse before starting a whole eating/workout regimen? (complete lifestyle change pretty much) That's unnecessary. You will have to change your eating habits already obviously. That's enough.

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What's a major problem with beard stubble? You have to shave it.

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor? Wanna do it??

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Does anyone Know any free nudist websites Mountain Momma knows a bunch!!!!!!!

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How can I time travel? With your butt.

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Who is AB's sexiest woman alive? After the fun we had with the sexiext male question, a male requested I ask this. Nominate your favorite! Mountain Momma.

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How long do you think it would take to hop around the world on your tongue?=D I dunno. I just wanted to answer your question.

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How long have you been a member of the answerbag community as of 11/27/09? I joined August 28, 2007.

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Funny or creepy?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo&feature=channel Creepy as fuck. I love it!!!!!!

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If you had to choose, which name would you have: Elizabeth or Sara? Ironically my ex's name is Sarah Elizabeth. She has the "h" on the end though.

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Gituitudt ytuik yidryidyfri cfgyi cfyi Poop.

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I have 2 suitcases of old coins that I'm in charge of getting sold for the best $ to split between my brothers. What do i do? ebay? dealer? Do i sell as one lot or one by one? I'm not a coin collector. I researched grading. I'm not confident about it. Ebay is a good start. Whether you should sell in lots depends on what you have. As a collector when I shop for coins on ebay I like lots that have say, ten consecutive dates of a certain type. Or if it is a generally more expensive type then maybe 5 of one type of coin, all different dates or something. If you only have one or a few of something then sell as an individual item. Especially if it...

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What is your gift buying philosophy? Every July buy gifts for every birthday, holiday, and whatever else for the whole year. Get it out of the way. And if you meet someone new get a gift if you need to and just add them to the rotation for next time.

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Do you you think answer bag should have its own little chat room? I have been told that they did but got rid of it cos no one ever used it. I hope they'll put it back. But for now, some of us have been known to use the conference feature of YahooIM for that. So come join us if you want to.

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Republicans or democrats? Neither. To quote comedian Lewis Black: "The republicans are the ones with bad ideas and the democrats are the ones with no ideas."

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******Stillme FBB****** is our newest SWAMI, (Level 80) Will you Please help me congratulate her? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! Congratulations Stillme FBB!!!!!

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Who was the first friend you made on AB? I remember the very first person on my friend list was DreAnna. It was so funny cos I don't remember requesting her or her reqesting me. I got on AB one day and there she was. At first I just sorta assumed she was some sort of default friend or something. Like with Tom on Myspace. LAWL!!!

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Is anyone still up? I am.

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Is your laugh infectious? As the clap.

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Am I the only one on AB this morning? I would like to know who is here, so if you don't mind please state your names. Thank you. I wish it was morning.

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WOMEN: Have you ever put your menstrual blood on a man's bed, clothes or any other personal belongings to get even with him for having abused you? I've done it and it works like a charm!!! Ummm.... are you related to me????

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Who is done Christmas shopping? Did you take advantage of the early morning "Black Friday" sales? I haven't even started. And no. People are crazy on Black Friday. Well, crazier than usual.

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Melancholy is what? Being sad.

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Does anyone use skype or oovoo or something like that? I have a new laptop with a webcam and mic and I don't know what I'm doing....I could ue some help? You can do that shit with YahooIM but I don't recall if you use Yahoo....

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What is your favorite "T" word? T-pants. If they can have t-shirt they can have t-pants.

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Does it feel like Christmas to you yet? I guess it's getting there. It would be better if it was snowy or I had actually started my Christmas shopping or something.

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Do you donate to the Salvation Army bell ringers? Hmmm... well yes.

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Did you skip a meal today? Which meal did you skip? All but dinner. Cos it's Thanksgiving.

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What is this question missing? Poop.

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GUYS! I accidentally called my bf during girl talk, and he heard me say, "It sucks cuz he cums quick".. Now he's "hurt and embarassed to see me". Said he wants to stay together but wants me to leave him alone.. What do I do?? :( Give him space for a bit. He might come around.

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Who do you think is a brilliant but still relatively unknown novelist? King of Sexytown

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What does this question make you think of? Alf- Gordon Shumway answered last as of now so the Alf avatar I suppose.

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What is the stupidest question you have asked in AB? You didn't get the book about them????

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Do you still remember your locker combination from high school? What year did you graduate if I may ask? Never used it. 2003.

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You would love your dog even if _______? even if she died.

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What is the most valuable thing stolen from you? It wasn't stolen from ME per se, but it was GOING to be mine. I was supposed to inherit some things from my great grampa that got stolen. Sentimental value but still...

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What are a 1944, 1950D, and 1951D wheat penny worth? Not a whole hell of a lot if they're not uncirculated. 1944 is a nice year though. The 1944 and 1945 years were made from recycled bullet shells/magazines taken off the battlefields of World War 2.

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My favorite ABer Phillis, just reached the SWAMI level. Would you please join me in congratulating her amazing achievement as well as recognizing what an incredible Answerbagger, woman and friend she is? :-) Hey!!!!! Congratulations Phillis!!!!! *HUGS*

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How will the world end? Pancakes. Something to do with pancakes.

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Is this a good way to wake up your girlfriend? LOL!!! She's hot.

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Is this person lacking in the Christmas spirit department? LOL! That is just fucking EPIC!!!! I bet someone will prolly make them take it down :( It's always the funny stuff that people don't like.

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Can we play a game?go to page 63 of the nearest book to you go to the fifth line and tell me what it says! The nearest book to me is porn. LAWL!!! And I'm not even going to make it any easier on you by letting you know whether or not I'm joking.

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I occasionally get red spots on my body...mainly on my arms & face. They're noticeably hot to the touch, & not bumpy at all. I can't find any information. Any idea what's going on? Roseacea?? I'm not even sure I spelled that right... :(

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You don't need to post an av or name. but do you have someone on ab that really helps you make it through life ? a yes or no is fine. thank you ---mine is yes Yes. I bet you prolly know who it is even without the name.

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What is your email adresses? Poop

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I have many positives.I have many negatives,What am I? A butt.

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1'M 50RRY, 1T R3411Y 4NN0YS M3 WH3N P30PL3 US3 L33T, how bout you? Why is it called that????

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So do you know your "gangsta" name? This site will tell you what it is in seconds! LOL!!! John Cougar Hung Daddy.

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Go ahead and make my ________? fart

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Do you feel any connection to your Zodiac sign? Not really.

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What's your favorite thing to put on a cracker? Another cracker.

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If for 1 day only, the answer was 'YES' - what would you ask me for ...? To keep saying "yes" to me forever and "no" to everyone else unless I say you can say "yes" to them.

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If you'd been born 2000 years ago, instead of today, what sort of work do you think you'd be doing? Car salesman.

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Would you kiss a hot stranger? I dunno. Prolly.

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If God has never spoken to you directly to inform you that the bible is really HIS word...How can you be sure you're not following the words of a false prophet? Exactly.

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I walked away from the man I loved - ended a twenty-one year friendship - whats wrong with me? I'm sorry to hear that!!! I'll be your friend for 21 years!!! I'll be 45 then. LAWL!!!

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Why do people always put me down when im doing really well for myself? They're jealous of you and all of your greatness.

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What is wrong with this picture? I like this one myself http://www.jokery.com/photos/one.php?id=259&sessionid= You gotta scroll down a little bit to get there.

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Would you want a faucet like this? LOL!!! Hmmm... No *laughs*

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If you weren't able to get online and "mysteriously disappeared" from AB for a while, which of your fellow AB'rs would miss you the most? Prolly no one if they even noticed.

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Why wont everyone just do what I want them to? I will. Silly.

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If you could finish the sentence, "I'm at the age where ________, what would you say? I am at the age where I'm 24 and am yet to start really living. I've always been sort of a late bloomer in life. Hope that applies to ending it too.

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It's a popular question ("So, what is it you do?") that most people respond to with a job title. But how could you really answer it? "Breathe" - "Laugh"- "Seek for meaning" - "Love." I say "About what??"

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Should Sarah Palin run for PRESIDENT in 2012 (or 2016)? Hmmm... No *laughs*

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I have applied everywhere and cant even get an interview let alone a call back.I lost my job almost a year ago and have been on the grind ever since. i am willing to work anywhere no matter the pay.help!!!!! You're hired!!!!!!

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Who do you know that is so perfect they really need to bottle and sell? Mountain Momma

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Will you be preparing chitlins for your holiday feast? Chitlins??? My mom uses that word for "children" so I hope not!!

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Do you suck your milkshake thru a straw or just eat it with a spoon? I scoop it with french fries.

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Hey guys!!!! I was gone for a while...What's everyone been up to? Miss me, or what!? GINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D I missed you!!!!!!! The last time we spoke you said you were feeling sick. I am soooooooooooooooo glad you're back!!!!!!!!! Are you feeling ok???? *HUGE HUGS*

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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you. King of Sexytown

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What would you do for a million dollors.....? Same thing I would do for a Klondike bar.

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Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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What's not good, -icy-? Ummm..... fire???

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If I were to use your razor to shave my legs with, would you be okay with that? I use an electric one. About once every few months. I hate shaving. But ya... wash it out when your done. I don't care.

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Whats the capital of espana Madrid... I think.

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Why is Love and romance so complicated at times? Shouldn't there be a book somewhere to tell us what to do or not do? People don't take time to work through problems. They give up too easily.

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Its Mountain Momma's birthday, lets all wish her the very best for her special day Happy birthday Mountain Momma!!! I asked you a question for it but it looks like 20 people got here first. You're that popular. No one here even knows mine. *HUGE BIRTHDAY HUGS*

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It's Farting Karaoke night. Who will be the featured performer? Mountain Momma.

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Jaffas or Pineapple Lumps? (This is for all the kiwis out there) I am American and actually know what Jaffas are believe it or not. Someone gave me some once.

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Who is the person who has the most numbers of friends on facebook? Friendy McFriendington.

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Dui records Yes!!!! I'll get right on that!!!!!!

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What isn't the human mind capable of? Understanding itself.

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What is the laziest way to lose weight? Fart

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Which one do you prefer, Bender from Futurama or Stewie of Family Guy? Stewie. I don't think I have seen Futurama enough to know about Bender. They used to play it on Fox years ago and now it is only on some cable channel I don't get.

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Did any of my fellow ABers dress up this past (2009) Halloween? If so, what did you go as? I didn't.

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Is the starburst story true? I dunno. Prolly.

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What's with all the bra questions? You know you love them.

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When you get the opportunity to hear it... what does silence say to you? "Kill the innocent.... *murmuring* Rape the virgin..... *more murmuring*" I should prolly be taking meds to treat "silence". LAWL!!!

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What are the chances that God the Father impregnated Mother Nature causing a big bang? He farted. That was the big bang.

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Would you come to dinner if grilled trout and vegetables was on the menu? Doubt it. I hate veggies.

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I am motivated most by___________________? People I love and who love me. I don't like myself enough to do much of my own volition.

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If your birthday were tomorrow, would you try to get points by telling everyone here? I try to be nowhere to be found a few days before, on, and a few days after my birthday. I hate my birthday. I have never had a good one I don't think.

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Do you have any cheese in your house? What kind? I think there might be some kind of shredded something in there I guess.

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What are some things that would be totally useless when trying to trap a bear? A cardboard box, a ruler, a piece of string and a piece of candy.

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What is partnership percentage in import for grapes from india of nasik? 3

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Goodbye and thanks to all that keep making a difference? Are you leaving Bubblegum????

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Would you move from Toronto to Detroit? I wouldn't live in either one of those places.

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Which singer did you hear and thought were the opposite sex to their real sex? (I thought Tracy Chapman was male) Andy Bell from Erasure.

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Our Sweet friend Ailsa is back in the Hospital. Would you all please join in and wish her the best of luck and a speedy recovery Best wishes Ailsa!!!! *HUGS*

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Can you make a word out of these eight letters: NNEIRLAG? Learning.

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Help! My _____________ is burning!!! (fill in the blank, please) barrel of monkeys

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Are you attracted to older people? Sure. I don't care that much about age.

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How would you fare without your cellphone? I am 24 and have owned one for 8 months of those 24 years. I do fine without it. People never called. Not once. I don't have money to waste on minutes each month just for no one to call and for me to not get to keep them. So I must not be THAT important. I got rid of it and have never looked back.

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Southern ______. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? Belle. Belle is my dog's name!! :D

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Has lonely ever visited you? The ABer???? Yes. On AB yes she does. :D

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Can you tell me one thing you currently do NOT have in your freezer? A pencil.

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Would you support a law making it illegal to spank your own children? Nope.

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Do you talk to inanimate objects? Yes. I like to do it in public places. Like just stand there and talk to a vending machine. It's fun. Just the other day I went in an elevator and stood in the corner facing the wall, not moving or speaking. I dunno what that has to do with anything but it was a fun way to kill an afternoon.

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If a cashier was talking to customer for a long time about personal things while you waited to be checked out, what would you say or do? They do that all the FUCKING time where I live!!!! There aren't life counselors or anything in the whole Goddamn state apparently. You get used to it after a time.

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Do you think that illegal immigrants should be removed or should they have the right to appeal? I hate this issue. My answer will always be the same. Have you seen the economic state this country is in lately???? 2/3 of the world hates this country. If people seriously want to be in this country that badly even in spite of all of our bullshit then I say let them. As long as they follow the laws of this country and have jobs and are working in the best interests of the country then who...

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Have you ever bought or made payments on a brand new car? Do you think it's worth it? None of my cars have been worth anything. I paid for two and made payments on one but it was only like $1000 or something and made it in less than 5 payments.

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Have any tips on how to unplug your ear after a bad cold? I believe there is fluid behind my ear drum but I'm clueless as to how to get it out and it's driving me bananas! Go to the doctor and be grateful it isn't driving you oranges.

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Who is the world's largest vehicle producer? Matchbox??

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Tell me something and I will guess if it is made up or the truth. I want to test my psycic abilities. I have psychic abilities.

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SO WHO LIKES POOP? wow i like the category I think it's the shit.

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Does anyone else think that the ABer "King of Sexy Town" should change his name on here to "Drama King of Sexy Town"?=D Goddamn it what is wrong with you???? *HUGS*

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Has anyone tried to cook a Salmon in their dishwasher? Supposedly it can be done!! Now see I wonder what the hell people are doing when they discover these things in the first place. Was someone drunk or.....

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Should a school suspend a student for shaving her head for a cancer charity? Hmmm... No *laughs*

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How come you never hear about Portugal in the news? They don't do anything.

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How old were you when you lost your virginity? Do you wish you had waited longer? 7 days away from my 23rd birthday. Yes. The person I lost it to was someone I had known for years before dating and even after all that time she was completely different from the person I knew. She had changed some too I guess but in other aspects she was just different from who I thought she was. I had always told myself that I would wait for marriage. I feel like I wasted my virginity.

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Will you all help me convince dear sweet Munchkin to come back? she is a treasure, and will be missed. no pts please. Please come back Munchkin!!!!!!!!!!

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Which profession is most honest: car sales people or real estate sales people? Tough call. They're both down there close to politicians.

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In my psychology class, I have to turn in anger logs - a detailed description of my what angered me, thoughts, and fantasies - my instructor made me mad enough - that I wanted to ring his neck - inappropriate or appropriate to turn in? That's a tough one!!! Was it the instructor that gave you the assignment??? If not it would be fine. If so I might do it anyway. They DID give you the assignment. I think it depends on what you think they might think of it. If it will piss them off you might not wanna. Don't wanna piss off someone who could fail you, you know??? But if nothing else pisses you off you might be stuck...

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Would you ever decorate your room in black and orange? Our favorite colors!!!

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When you were a child, what movie or song gave you that *exciting* christmas feeling? "I'll be home for Christmas" There is a version of it I haven't heard since I was like 10. It was a woman but I don't know who it was and can't find it anywhere. I usually settle for stinky old Bing Crosby's cover of it these days. Close enough I guess.

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Is there someone on AB that gets on your nerves? People who claim they never fart. EVERYBODY farts!!!

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Would you rather be a vegetartian or a carnivore? (aside from health issues, like becoming overweight) Carnivore. Need vitamins you know.

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Do you prefer to use computers or laptops? Laptop.

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Which ABer has made you smile and/or laugh, the most today? Big poop.

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Do you have more than one table and chairs set in your house? No. I don't even have a dining room table anymore. I usually eat in front of the tv anyway and I sold it.

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Are there any toilet slaves (takers) or toilet feeders (givers) in the Houston, TX area? There is one in WV. Mountain Momma.

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Have you ever been to Yellowstone? If yes, what did you think of it? When I was like 5. I haven't been there since. It was nice though. I have actually heard most of the geysers, as well as Old Faithful are all out of whack and not on any sort of schedule or anything since I was there. Some don't even go off anymore.

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If one says that their computer is gay, is it dating another computer of the same sex? Yep!!

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King of Sexy Town took a nap on his couch today! Could he be pregnant?=D I didn't take a nap on the couch today. But I am pregnant and it's yours.

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Are you ready for thanksgiving? No. I'll be alone for it. I'll prolly eat some cereal or something.

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Who'll win the 2024 presidential election? Some Chinese guy. Cos by then China will be fed up and will have come calling on all the debt we owe them and since America has no money cos we wasted it all America will become Chinese territory.

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Is your refrigerator side-by-side, freezer on top, or freezer on bottom? Freezer on top.

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Hot Chocolate: With or without Marshmallows? With of course!!!!

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Where do you think Laika is by now? Dead I heard.

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For those who say fetuses have souls, how soon after fertilization do they have souls? I am asking from egg fertilization on up, including embryogenesis. Link to wiki on embryogenesis (I am lazy today). I have heard it said that Hitler's mom wanted to have an abortion on him but the doctor wouldn't do it. Story goes that she didn't want more than two children and Hitler was fourth of six total. She wanted to abort the one before and two that came after him as well. Doctor wouldn't do them either. Whether or not that is even true, I don't believe Hitler to have had a...

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Do you leap between major life changes every six months or so, or do your shifts happen on a longer cycle? I dunno. These things just seem to happen.

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Do you think King of Seytown is really sexy? I do! ;) WTF!?!?! Thanks for that!!! So.... have we ever talked before???

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If you were poor would you join a cult that promises you wealth and status in the form of salvation? No. A cult wouldn't deliver on anything. They would all be self serving.

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What is the correct sentence? a) in search of my dreams b) in search for my dreams. I think A.

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AB user, Major Tom, lost his wife Megan to an accident involving a bus, just 8 hours ago. Would you join me in expressing our condolences to him on the loss of his life partner just when he was planning his retirement with her in 2 years time? I'm so sorry to wake up and have this be the fourth thing I see today!!!! So early!!! My condolences and best wishes for you and your late wife Major Tom. My email is in my profile. I have never experienced anything like this but use it anyway if you need to.

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Whats your favorite kind of Hot Pocket? Suppository ones.

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Have you ever taken a "Think Test"? Tell me how you do. 17. It should have been 18 cos my venetian blinds have the cord and twisty thing both on the RIGHT. So fuck you think test. Don't even tell me left cos I am looking at them right now. I'm right, you're wrong. So there. The ones I got wrong were ones that I just flat out had no experience with. Like the AM radio channels. I somehow got the question about the woman's blouse...

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Do you think lawyer is an admirable profession? Not particularly. I almost became a lawyer but couldn't stand to live with myself when I would ultimately have to get someone off that did it. I have been punished for enough crimes I didn't commit to know the system is broken enough without me.

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Were you spoiled as a child? No. *HUGS*

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I was just called retarded by my father when I accidentally revealed that we're having a surprise party for him. I really didn't mean it, it was a careless mistake. However, calling me retarded was going too far. Can I have a hug? *HUGS*

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Do you ever feel... all alone in the universe? No. I think it would be fun to try for a while though.

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What musical instrument will NOT get a guy laid? Triangle. Or tambourine.

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Do you still have your appendix and your tonsils? Appendix yes. Tonsils no.

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How many here on answerbag hate doctors? can a strike be made on all doctors in the world? I hate doctors. All their untested medicines and careless, unnecessary surgeries for sake of money. Unfortunately my mom is a nurse and has already lost one job as it is. If people went on strike right now we would be screwed. Wait until I am doing better.

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Do you ever have a hard time uploading photos? In here??? Never really tried to. I have heard it is hard though.

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Is it just me or does Candy Corn taste like playdough? I think it tastes like oil. It is nasty. I hate candy corn.

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How often do you wake from sleep with no memories of the nightmare but all the fright? Never done that. But I have had a dream and woke up with no recollection of it until later on in the day I will do/say/see/hear/etc. something that will trigger a memory or partial memory of the dream and I'll go "Didn't I dream something that involved..." whatever it is I did/said/saw/heard/etc.

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Should the drink driving limit be reduced to zero? That's not such a bad plan!!! They have these things that can be put into your ignition and you blow into them and if you're drunk the car won't start. Earlier last year I had the idea that all cars should have them. Everyone argued that it was too expensive. I STILL think it is a good idea. We get rid of the "extra expense" by NOT putting in shit like DVD players...

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Do you think silver is for relationships/love and gold is for commitment? I think the other way around.

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How can a giant ring of ice and dust be missed all these years around Saturn? It was so big and faint it was out of range of the satellites and cameras and stuff for a long time.

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Would you let a 10 year old girl get her ears pierced? My brother was like 4 when he got his. And girls more commonly pierce theirs anyway. If they change their mind they can take it out and let it close. I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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If your relationship were a painting, what would it look like? Paint me a word picture. A blank easel. Or a solid black one. Whichever.

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What do you carry in your purse? Not money. About a billion different cards for different stuff. No credit cards though.

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What color Christmas Tree will you have this year? I will have a White Tree this year. I dunno. The one I had last year was white and prelighted but I dunno if I am using that one this year.

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Are you more skilled using the mouse or touchpad when moving the cursor? About the same. Mouse is easy but I have not used one in a long time and have never owned a computer with a mouse. I have been using a touchpad for a few years now and it is what I am used to. I have gotten skilled at it.

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To your knowledge, is there anyone who wants to kill you or wants to see you dead? If so, how do you cope with it? More than just the ones I'm aware of I'm sure.

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Okay! Where is my pet elephant? Is he in your butt??

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I cant sleep at night... What can i do to fall asleep Alcohol.

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Women: Do you love your period? I do, it's 1 of the best things about being a woman!!!!!!!! I love mine.

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What's another way of saying, constipated? Big poop.

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Is it really true that there are people here on AB that come here just to spoil other's experiences? I dunno. Prolly.

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Approximately how many miles did you put on your vehicle today? None.

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Answerbag should have a ....? Spa

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What is an item in your home that is made from wood? A lot of furniture.

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Ok Im clearing up my friends list... Should I add, remove or leave you there? Leave me there please!!!

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Is it likely that you will see the New Year in minus the person you love? If so, are you dreading December 31,09? At this moment 2010 can't get here fast enough!!! Unless I die it can't POSSIBLY be any worse than 2009 is/was. It might still be better even if I DO die. LAWL!!! I had feelings of wanting 2009 to end as early as December 2008. I just KNEW it was gonna be bad. Unfortunately I was not wrong. I'm ready to start fresh already!!!

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Yesterday, I filed a complaint on one of my instructors - today, I received a phone call - the dean wants to see me - appointment made for Friday - I know I haven't did anything wrong, even had a counselor read over my complaint, why am I nerves? It's gonna be ok. You're prolly just nervous cos if you have to file a complaint against someone then there must be a serious problem going on that needs your attendance. And an ordeal like that is enough to stress someone out. Especially when added to the stress already present with being a student and everything.

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American ABers - do you find it easier adjusting to Standard Time or Daylight Savings? Do you think we should just choose one time and stay on it all year around? It should stay the same time. It does anyway regardless of what the clock says. The only thing it does is mess with people's internal clock and make it worse for people like me who have a hard time sleeping at night. Not to mention the lack of real reason for it and the arbitrary rules. Some places do it while others don't for example. Or how about the fact that no one can agree upon...

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For those of you that have lost a parent - did losing them effect how or the way you saw your world? For example, did losing your mother make you feel like the only home you had was your own? Will you share your story? My dad left when I was little. Don't know if that counts. But I was better off without him anyway. He would have been such a bad influence.

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What's the weirdest thing you've cut yourself on? (ie papercut) A spring that was sticking out of a mattress.

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I have a steel pipe that I need to calculate the weight. I have the dimensions and the formula but I need help. The pipe is 202" around outside perimeter. It's 5' 3.5" outside diameter. It's 20' 3.5" long. The answer is simple. Get a scale.

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Do you find yourself judging the gender of ABers by thier avatar or name? LAWL!!! *is remembering Thriftymaid*

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I am not smarter than my best friend - but he does not understand my struggles in college - where can I find someone who does? Try Walmart. :P Or you can just talk to me.

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Are your friends a good or bad influence on you? Examples please. This ABer named Ailsa. :P

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Did you ever hate someone and find out they were not that bad after all? Yes. And now I hate them again. LAWL!!!

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If the planet Earth was body would France be the Sphincter? Prolly. Or Canada. Or Texas. Or Wyoming. Or all four.

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Do you ever worry about your S/O's death? No. Haven't met her yet.

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Is Jo Frost a hotty, or what? Ugh... Blech......*pukes a little*

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I bid thee all farewell my dear baggers, I will be back, let the calm of the world still before I continue on. Thank you for your answers, comments, points, and care. 'till we meet again! ~WilAthart I hope you return soon!!! I'll miss you!!! I liked talking to you.

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When are razor manufacturers going to stop claiming "the closest shave"? can you get any closer? is it now false advertising? It was false about 10 years ago. They need to make one with 20 blades like they did on that one MadTV spoof.

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Now there is an app for your phone that will help you in traffic! Check out video (warning: strong language - not for those who get offended) Would you get one of these? They need an app that will give your car a cowcatcher. Just plow right through traffic.

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How many eggs per day are to many? 80

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Is your mail man sexy? No. She's so fat she can barely get out of her car.

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Does the world revolve around hot pockets? It should.

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What living creature (as in not extinct) have you never seen in real life before? A kangaroo.

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Would you dare enter the rape tunnel? See link WOW.........just.............................wow!!!!!!!

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Would you let your kid play here?? http://growingupgreen.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/elephant-poop-slide2.jpg I'll post it in an answer too. Maybe it will work better. http://growingupgreen.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/elephant-poop-slide2.jpg

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How safe is Answerbag? Just as safe in Boston as anywhere else.

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Do you own yellow nail polish? Nasty nasty color!!!!!!

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Anyone with a mic and a recording device on their computer will you please say "poop" in the sexiest voice you can and post it in an answer? Here's mine. Hope this works.... http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?joemowyhoxg

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True or False, did your trees look like this on 11.1.09? I don't have trees. So false.

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Why does aspergers syndrome is considered an mental illness? people who have it are actually really smart. Since there is good things about it, why is it considered an illness? They're jealous of us.

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Has your halo not fitted that good for a while now? It's fine. My devil horns hold it up nicely.

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I have to write a paper on my world view - I do not want to share mine - do you have any bullshitting tips? :P 1000 words should be cake. Do whichever one you have the strongest opinion on. It would also help if you had personal experience to back it up as one of your reasons. For example... military service. I have my opinion, which takes words. I have a brother that is overseas that will shape my opinion. And I have my view on military service. I should be able to get 1000 words plus three reasons for...

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How can I give more than 1 point? When I rate someone's answer I can only give one point. Is that standard, or how can I give more points? There is a rite of initiation every ABer must take before being allowed to +6. You have to eat a dog turd, mow your lawn while wearing clothes of the opposite gender as you are, and bring democracy to North Korea.

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What race was jesus? Half Chinese, half frog, and half camel.

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How did you choose your current AB avatar? I always used the default ghost. A10sEn made the avatar with photoshop for me.

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Tattoos are said to be addictive. Do you have only one and feel content to stop at that? I have only one. I dunno if I'll ever get another. It is mostly money that is stopping me and I sometimes think about another but have never really had an urge to go out and do it or save money for it.

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Do you feel bad about eating meat? Hmmm... No *laughs*

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How can you tell when it's older crowd night on AB? Youth is a distant memory for me so be creative. When people with walkers and oxygen tanks are out.

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When was the first time you felt grown-up? I don't wanna grow up. Never ever ever!!! *stomping feet and pouting*

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Did you remember to turn your clock back today, November 1, 2009; at 2:00 a.m.? It's not 2am here yet.

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If you were getting ready to eat a hot dog and it squirted something warm and salty into your mouth would you still eat it? Hmmm... well yes.

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How long would you be willing to go without eating meat? Until I go grocery shopping.

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Is money the root of all evil? Chuck Norris. Or Harry Potter. I bet they're prolly the same person actually.

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Are you, or are you not, in your 30's? Nope. I'm 24.

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Have you ever seen anyone take their baby for a walk like this? Hmmm... No *laughs*

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Is there anywhere on your clothing, something that is the color red? Nope.

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So I'm a bit new to the whole 'food shopping for myself' malarky. And I've arrived home with ice cream, some mayonnaise, and a packet of cream crackers. What exciting meals can I now make? Christ. You might be amazed/disgusted by some of the things I have had to get by on. One time I spread margerine onto hot dogs and ate that. Another time I lived a whole week on just M&M's. I dunno what "cream crackers" are exactly but if they are solid like a Saltine you should use them to scoop ice cream like little spoons. Or spread the ice cream on them and eat them like...

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Other than trick-or-treating, what will you do during Halloween? Hide under the porch with a hose. I haven't had a trick or treater in prolly 10 years or more.

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Can Chuck Norris live through an atomic bomb explosion? Only if he's in a bomb shelter.

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Do you ever go to the main page & give points to every question just because? Not really. I gave some to this one just now just because though.

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What comes first in your day: having breakfast or checking your e-mail? Different things on different days. Depends on when I get up.

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Do you have an IMVU account? I do but I haven't been on it in over a year. In fact I haven't been on it since the day I opened the account. Didn't really appeal to me like I thought it might.

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What was the last thing you ate out of a bowl? Captain Crunch.

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Is there anybody on Answerbag that you know in person? Nope. At least there better not be. AB is my only escape from those morons.

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Am I pretty at all? Eh...

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Are you afraid of what's going to happen to the Internet society when Chuck Norris dies? No. Society will move on and continue as it always has. And someday die Chuck Norris shall for he is but a mere mortal. Same as everyone else.

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Did you know that Superman is wearing a Chuck Norris costume for Halloween? How is Superman going to make his muscles smaller????

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I found out my seven year old son has watched porn. "Girls Gone Wild." I have always had the family computer set up with parental controls, however, he sneaked onto my laptop. What damage could have been done to his development? Prolly not too much. Seven is right around the time they start asking these sorts of questions anyway. With him having seen all that it is prolly time for "the talk".

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If you had unlimited resources, how would you live? Like a hermit.

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YO HOW I AZZ A QUESTIONN TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK ON REALLY LOUD AND THEN TRY IT!!!!

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What makes you stressed? When I don't see you around the bag for a long time.

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Does sex, scandal and politics generally make for a good film? Makes for a good president too.

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Do you enjoy bacon? I love bacon. I wanna marry it.

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A 10'' diameter, 380 foot schedule 40 pipe carries 1900 gallons per minute of clean water. The pipe has an elevation drop of 45 feet. What is the velocity of the water at the exit? 3

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Where will you never want to be seen with a zombie? At the zoo.

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Is there usually a more dominant person in a relationship? Or do normal relationships stay pretty equal? Or is there even a common ground here? I don't really know if there is a common ground. Some people may prefer more dominant or more submissive people. It depends on the preferences of the couple.

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What are some good items to gift in a jar (such as cookie mix) that make great gifts and are easy to put together? Two things that I have received in jars for Christmas: Glass candy and bath salts.

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A crowded London cemetery asks: Would you mind sharing a grave with a stranger? Would you? (see link) I guess not. It'd be a good way to meet people.

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Have you ever been involved in a traffic accident? Was it your fault? Several. A few were, almost all weren't.

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Would you laugh at me? You personally??? You seem like you might be comfortable with laughing at yourself so maybe. But you're my friend!!!! I wouldn't wanna embarrass you. I would make every effort to not laugh at someone if I don't feel they are comfortable with it.

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Is there a polite way to deny a (friends ) request? I dunno. You just deny them and explain why if they ask I guess. Personally I will add anyone who requests. I have never denied anyone. It's only Answerbag!!! I seriously don't understand people who pore over every last detail of people's profiles before adding or denying. There is no reason for it. It does help if I know you or have talked to you recently but I really...

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If someone opened a account today, no questions, no answers - but sent you a friends request - would it be unfair to assume they're a sock? Not necessarily. A sock puppet is someone who has more than one account for the purpose of levelling up by pointing themselves with the other accounts. I dunno why they would send a friend invite with the other accout but you can always wait a few days and check the activity and decide later.

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Pouncey is now a sage. Who would like to join me at an LA party in her honour? Congratulations Pouncey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *HUGE HUGS*

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Finny is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a NZ party in his honour? Congratulations Finny!!!!!!!!

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Major Tom - like a bat out of hell is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a classic rock party in his honour? How in the hell are you at 5 answers and -2???? Congratulations Major Tom!!!!!!

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Have you ever met a celebrity that was a complete ass-hat? What did they do to you to or someone else to deserve that title? My aunt met Robert Downey Jr. once in the early 90's at a bar. He was just being his regular drunken jackass self.

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What song do you think was playing when this happened? It must have been a really crappy tune. It was prolly Bjork.

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What's eating you? Zombies.

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Do opposites attract? I think so.

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Today is Shatzee's 1 year anniversary with us here on AB !!Would you please come by and celebrate with us? Congratulations Shatzee!!!! Hope to have you around for ten more!!!

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Have you ever met, or even seen, an albino person? Just on tv.

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When I say High School what comes to mind? Burned down.

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Thinking about colors of the rainbow - what color are you? (10-25-2009) Black

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Are you a freakin telemarketer? ...leave me alone!!! I was a telemarketer in high school. Loved it. Made some good money.

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Why were clothes and hairdos so ugly in the 1970s? What drove people to look that way in the 70s? Too stoned.

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I miss engineer is terminator is WOLV, has anyoone seen him? I saw him. In your butt. ;)

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Would you sail on a cruise ship called the Titanic? I wouldn't sail on any cruise ship at all.

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What is the last kind deed you did for a stranger that had no reward attached to it? Gave some homeless dude money prolly.

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H1N1......Valid concern or overblown? A little of both. I mean, it is a concern but I think it is overhyped to an extent.

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Has H1N1 affected your workplace or school? My mom works at a nursing home where some of the patients have it.

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Im going to pinch you, you cant talk me out of it but lll allow you to decide where I pinch you... well? where? My wiener. That's what you get for pinching me.

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Do you rent or own your home? Rent to own.

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Have you ever took something from the dump or someone's trash can and used it in your home? Yes.

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Have you ever known a woman named "Bambi"? Nope.

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Have you ever dropped your phone in the toilet? No, but when I was like 10 I had a Star Wars Nano baby and dropped it in there.

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What's your take on online love? I guess I would do it again. I had the one experience that I'm not even sure is good or bad but that might not necessarily deter me from trying again.

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What is that nonsense word that you use in order to prevent yourself from cussing? This whole question is nonsense. Just say fuck and get over yourself already.

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When you have snow who clears the way for you? No one. I do I guess. All the taxes we pay around here and we don't even have street signs in our town. The neighboring city where I have to shop does but in the town where I actually live we do not. My grandmother had a stroke last April. Those paramedics get lost EVERY GODDAMN TIME!!!!! Pretty soon it will get to a point where we will be putting in street signs with the money we win...

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LOOK at THIS! SPICY HOT has made 80 A(SWAMI)...... LIGHTS, cameras and ALOT of action, who wants to say CONGRATULATIONS? Congratulations Spicy!!!! It's always been fun seeing you around here!!!! *HUGS*

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Guys, Do you prefer breasts that are creamy white or do you like them tanned? Don't care. I don't even pay much attention to breasts.

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Should I go to my 30th class reunion or not? 30th?????? I had the impression you were like 20. I dunno why. I just assume people are young sometimes. Kinda weird.

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Do you like it when people change their avatars? I get confused sometimes. Not that smart.

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Are you a person that's easily annoyed? It varies.

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Does it help to tell your problems to someone else? Yes

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Who would you like to see run for President of the United States? You

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What do you want to sink your teeth into? Your butt.

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Would you marry a sexually impure woman? Given the divorce rate in this country I would say yes.

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Will you get a swine flu vaccination, once they become available? Nope.

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When are you going to die? (See LINK) March 12, 2059.

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If Barack Obama asked you to pull his finger, would you? What if he threatened to withhold civil liberties or health care? I would. Farts are funny anyway.

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What is a hottie hottie boom-a-lottie?=P You

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Is the only enjoyment you get out of life - sitting in front of your - computer criticizing others? (curiosity of my bestfreind) Yeah that's how I roll. LAWL!!! Just playing!!!!

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Would you ever let anyone tie you up with floss? Ooh baby!!!

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What is yarging? It's when I put the baby pork in the giraffe.

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Is ab ok with saying thanks for the memories you guys rock? Are you leaving???????????? :(

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Will excessive burping make reptar/duplicate pregnant? Hope not.

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Have you ever played an online drinking game?...LOl I suppose so. I have nothing to drink though.

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I think Reptar should take a drink? Second!!

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Are you on an AB scavenger Hunt? I suppose so

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Error 404: file not found LAWL!!!! Nice!!!!

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Friend King Of Sexytown has turned maestro! would you join me in congratulating him on his achievement? Thanks Strange!!!!!!

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Do those underwear hurt your ears? You're too funny!!! *HUGS*

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Are you the happiest you have ever been in your life right now,or does everything suck? Middle.

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Are most zombies flammable? Lol!=P The one from "Land of the Dead" was pretty flammable.

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Have you ever stood in front of a fan to let your hair blow everywhere sexy like? I like talking into fans. And throwing eggs into them.

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Do you want "under God" out of our pledge? I would rather say just "Under God" and nothing else. DR me as you wish but I refuse to pledge allegiance to a piece of fabric. But it is as much a political thing as it is a religious thing. I am a believer but if I wasn't then I would not say the pledge of allegiance at all for political reasons. Ask me if you want to know but for this answer the condensed version is I...

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With your last cup of coffee, did you use a flavored creamer? No. I never use creamer.

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If there was a 13th floor or a room 13 in a hotel would you stay there? Yes.

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I have been laid off from my job as a paralegal for the past three months and have not had a single interview. I am getting really depressed, to the point where I lose the will to live. What can I do to make myself feel better? *HUGS* I'm so sorry about you being laid off. You just gotta keep trying to find a job. No one else can really get one either. So just remember you aren't alone in this. The economy will pick up sometime. Don't give up just cos it isn't happening right now. It can only get so bad before it gets better. *HUGE HUGS* Just hang in there.

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A good friend of mine just lost someone very close to them, even though you may not know them would you join me with a little prayer or whatever you do to them? I will. *HUGS* I'm so sorry!!!

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Munchkin is now a sage. Who would like to join me at an Oz party in her honour? Congratulations Munchkin!!!

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Chuck Noris vs Yoda.... Who would win? Yoda. Light sabers kick ass and I hate Chuck Norris anyway.

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Were you late on your birth day? I was born at 9:15pm on my due date.

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Have you ever met someone in person that you met on AB first? No. I would love to meet you though!!!

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Have you ever created anything from duct tape and if so, what? I'm going to wrap your face in duct tape if you don't behave. :P

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It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who do you expect it to be? Mom's boss. She really does too. Mom has to work most times at 6am and has to leave the house at 5:30. So a 4am call from her is annoyingly common.

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Lets say you met your partner through an online dating service. (Not that I have. I'm just curious.) What would you tell your friends and family when they asked where you met? Make up something really wild and unbelievable. Like "we met while we were dinosaur hunting..."

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Do you have a secret that less than 3 people know about? Plenty. I have many only I know.

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Who is your AB bestie? Definitely not you!!!! I'm just playing. Maybe.

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Yay I've been Maestrified. Thanks everyone! Help yourself to some ice cream :) I hate ice cream. Congratulations!!!!!!!!!

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If you were to get snowed in for 2 weeks do you have enough food, supplies, and meds that it would not be a huge concern? Nope.

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What is comparable to being a God parent for an atheist? An evolutionary parent.

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Will you celebrate Christmas? In some way I'm sure.

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Is infinity hour a good name for a pop & rock band? is it already taken? I like!!! You can google the name to find out. I have never heard of one though.

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Do you like noodles or rice with your Chinese food? Noodles.

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What is your goal here on AB? Waste my life online and make friends.

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When you give money to needy people do you tell everyone or keep it to yourself? I keep it to myself and only talk about it when answering this question on AB. I saw another answer about not taking a tax deduction and I think it is how it should be. I don't take the deduction cos then I would be giving to get something in return and that is not giving. Why should people have to have an incentive like a tax deduction in order to want to give to someone who needs...

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Does anyone else believe in a hell that is not eternal but a temporary punishment? I don't see how a loving God would banish his children who may just need some time to change forever. I have never heard that before. That is an interesting concept!!

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What has not been invented yet? The noodlepoodle.

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Test this is a test Your butt is a test.

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I have just received state disability and am applying for social security disability. I have heard that ss turns down 99% of all applicants the first time. Have you known this to be true? What is the best way to go about it? I don't know if this exactly helps but my grandparents get SSI but I think it might be retirement. They both got it just fine with no problems. I don't know if that helps but they didn't get turned down. It might be different for retirement though.

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Why didnt noah swat those 2 mosquitoes? Good question. They don't serve much purpose except to transmit deadly viruses. And creatures that eat insects have plenty of other choices on the menu. Shit.... I wish he HAD swatted those two mosquitos!!!!

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Do you think some of the new baggers from Yahoo Answers are rude? Wouldn't know. I can't get AB to not give me a 404 error anytime I try to check comments or answers. This whole website has fallen into a sad state of hopeless disrepair lately.

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Do you ever eat string cheese and do you pull it apart like the kids do when you're eating it? I do!!!!!

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Do you ever put chocolate syrup or chocolate milk in your cereal? You know I have actually had that idea!! I just hardly ever have chocolate milk :(

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What is facebook? The root of evil. Stay away from it!!!

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How do you react when you learn that the discounted price on an item is actually a mail-in rebate? One time I was at Albertson's and I was buying food. I don't have an Albertson's card which I prolly shouldn't have said cos it give away the ending a little bit. I bougght Cheez Its. It says "2 for $5". I get up there to pay and it turns out that I need an Albertson's card for that and the price of one box WITHOUT the card was $4.50!!!!!!! Bend me over!!!!!...

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You are sitting on a jury, which consists of mainly women. police observed a man steal a $5,000 riding mower. jury finds man not guilty. can you guess why the verdict was "not guilty" and given in a hurry? I don't understand what in the Sam Fuck we need with juries in the first place. The judge went to law school. He can make a decision without a bunch of people who most of which did not even make it through high school. And in most cases juries don't get to see all of the evidence. How are they supposed to make an informed decision without all of the evidence?????? Furthermore with 12...

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Have you ever been to Mount Rushmore? Do you remember when? Yep. When I was in high school.

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True or False, your vehicle's interior is leather? False

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Thanksgiving dinner: mashed white potatoes or sweet potatoes or both or neither? Sweet potatoes!!!!!! I LOVE yams!!!!! :O <<<put yams here!!!

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Should you ask someone if "they are seeing someone" before you ask them out? Or do you just ask them out if you are interested? What are the rules of "Asking someone out..on a date"? I would start by asking "Are you doing anything.... whenever" and in my experience they will usually tell you if they are dating someone.

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Why do people get dumber when they are sad or is it just me? Sometimes people don't always know what is best in a heightened state of emotion. They get all excited and mixed up and don't see things the way they normally would.

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Are you accepting applications for your fan club? Yep!!

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What movie should I watch right now? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Come one, come all, who walk or crawl! Who wishes to congratulate Arisztid, a man I admire greatly for his strong convictions and courage, for becoming our latest Swami? Congratulations Arisztid!!! I actually saw this question floating about earlier but had already clicked something else and I couldn't find it again. I'm glad I did. Congratulations!!!

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What do you think of firemen? MY fireman???? :P

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Last name "Berry"...What would be a good first name? Jerry

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You know god has a myspace in all of his pics he's shirtless! His favorite band is Alkaline Trio.

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My team, the Tennessee Titans, lost today. the score was 59-0. what the____ happened? Coach Jeff Fisher......talk to me. Jeff Fisher here.

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To what degree do we 'choose' to believe or not believe in God? For me it is a pretty conscious choice. I mean, I have reasons for why I do and stuff. I acknowledge anyone else's right to believe or not. I do cos I choose to is one reason.

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Do you use cinnamon or vanilla in your french toast? Whats your recipe? Milk and eggs. With syrup on top.

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Has the stress of college - killed anyone? Awwwww sweets!!! Don't talk like that!!! Everything is going to be all right!!! You worry too much. *HUGS*

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What is/was your dad best at? Drinking and beating.

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So can I date your X? Sure. You can date my W too. :) My ex was seeing so many people while she was dating me you prolly are/were dating her and just don't know it.

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To those of you who use your own photo as an avatar.... does it make you cringe when you refresh the page and all you can see are like 5 of your faces besides each question or is it just me? I like your avatar.

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Seen any great movies lately? Nope.

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Should we neuter stupid people? How about we just not procreate at all??

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I am really popualr in my school. I'm pretty, smart, and thin, and have a really fun personality. Alot of the hot guys flirt with me, and make it seem like they like me, but ask one of my friends out. Why don't they ask ME out? Maybe they think you're taken. YOU ask THEM out.

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Name a piece of clothing that starts with the letter "S". S-pants. LAWL!!!

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Ahhh! I'm in love with a total stranger! I don't even know how or why, you know when you just suddenly notice someone around and gradually fall for them, am i the only one out there, does it make me really weird? Technically anyone who has fallen in love with any celebrity is in love with a stranger. You're good!!

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What is your opinion of soldiers around the world... all branches of the military, all nations, all wars? If your opinion about your country's soldiers is different than about soldiers from other countries, why? I am against war period. In fact, since it is part of the question, I am against the concept of nations as well. My views on nations are a little bit.... Federalist. I think that is what they call it anyway. I'm with the ones that believe the world should be mostly governed as one nation as opposed to how it is set up now. I won't get too much into it unless someone asks my opinion...

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So, how's the weather where you live today? Cloudy but warm too.

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Do you have any friends who has Aspergers or people who are midly autistic? very simmilar. Just you. And me. *HUGS*

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Who takes out the garbage at your house? Awww damn!! LAWL!!! This question totally reminded me!!! BRB AB....

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Have you met anyone who has became your friend in Ab? No

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When was the last time you vacuumed you home? Never. I have no carpeting.

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Okay lets say you suffer from insomnia or just don't sleep very well. What are you going to do with the extra hours you have through the night? This. With some stupid thing on tv blaring in the background. Just like every night.

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Are the voices in you head lost souls? I dunno. Prolly. I'll ask.

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Why don't you send me an email ? :P Cos you are in bed. Which is unfortunate. I'm so bored right now I could shit a brick.

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What is the greatest memory you have of your father from your childhood? The beatings before he finally just left.

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What other way is there to clean a CD????? (see link in answer) http://www.flickr.com/photos/7219765@N06/410137348/

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Have you ever seen someone with two butts? See pic. There is a museum by the airport here that has a cow with two heads.

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Have you ever seen a clothing label like this? This is just plain WRONG!!! LOL! Is that real???????????

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My television has no picture and no sound Turn it on.

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What do you think of the theory of parallel universes? I think it is possible. I like to try to write about things like that. It never comes out that good though.

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Do you speak a different language maybe an odd laguage like one you made up or pig latin? No, but I know people that do. They have symbols for each letter so they can write to each other and they think no one can understand. I can though. It was not hard to decipher. All they did was take one aspect of each individual letter and turn it backwards or upside down. And they never change anything about it so I never have to think about it. It's always the same.

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Can you spot what is wrong with this picture? (not appropriate for those who get offended easily). That took me a mintue. I seriously love your questions!!! You make my night!!!!

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Would it bother you if all soap operas were canceled forever? You all are a bunch of idiots. DR me all you will, but it won't change my mind. I love soaps and am not afraid to admit it like all of you. So I guess the one and a half million viewers Y&R gets every week just come out of my ass. That is around 1/4 of the American population. I am getting sooooo fucking sick of people ripping on soaps when I am sure at least half of you watch them...

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What would you do, if God took away everything you loved? Miss talking to you very much.

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Ok, this is bad. Would you EVER get a hair cut like this? Somebody was on drugs.

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I just decided to not commit suicide. but i still need to get help with depression. wheres a good place to start? Right here on the 'Bag. *HUGS* Then try getting a life counsellor who can better help you get the help you need. Do you wanna talk about it??

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Shatzee and i are talking on yahoo anyone want to join in on a conference chat? Sure.

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Why are humans on Earth? Cos we can't survive on the sun.

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Do you feel like this? I don't have a car that I can legally drive so no not really.

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Are you on the gas tank diet? Hmmm... No *laughs*

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If we had an Answerbag kissing booth, would you participate? Yes.

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What do you think about this car? I would like it better in another color. Black would be good.

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Have you met AB's new Robots?? The Curious Bag: http://www.answerbag.com/profile, Official Know-It-All: http://www.answerbag.com/profile? (See profiles or blog for their reasons) I don't like this at all. What is the point of all of US if those two douches are around???? I see this question is kinda old. Are those two still around???

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All is so quiet on Ab tonight. Did you have a hard week? I KNOW!!!!! I have been on AB more on than off and it has been dead all day!!!!

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Do you have an onion in your kitchen at this exact moment? I dunno. Prolly.

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Spicy admitted she is so good she got this guy pregnant and wants to know if you will come their baby shower? I just now understood the question.... SHE got HIM pregnant!!! I was all confused!!!

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Icy is pregnant with Santa's baby, what should she name the baby? Paul.

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If you did not have a vehicle and the grocery store was a few miles away from your home,would you push the shopping cart home or would you be too embarrassed . I would and have.

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My real first name has 9 letters in it. Does your real first name have more or less? Less. Adrian has 6.

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Can you guess which country is she from? Azerbaijan.

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Are you thinking about what to buy people for Christmas already? Not really.

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What part/parts of your anatomy could you NOT live without? My butt

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I am doing a speech on Washington DC What would be a good introduction for my speech. Try a Clinton joke. Or a Bush joke.

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Which one do you prefer? Toilet paper or water? Water if I had to choose. Toilet paper only gets rid of poop. Water gets rid of everything.

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Snow is fun to drive in, true or false? False

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Do you watch baseball's world series? No.

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How many keys do you use to enter your house? I use the dog door.

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My friends, would you like to congratulate my friend Moley the contrary female dragon for making Sage? Congratulations!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!11!1one11!!!exclaimation mark!!!1!one1!

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What are fingernails and hair made out of? Nails are Keratin. Not sure about hair. I think it's along the lines of some sort of nutrient your body doesn't need and it comes out as hair. Or something ridiculously similar......

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At your prom did you vote for the qeen and king at the actual dance? or were they nominated first? Voted first. They were awarded at the dance.

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There are some great questions, and we recognize many of the abers. Would you like the first answer to be their opinion? I would really be interested. *is confused* I am not sure what you mean.

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How frequently do you downrate AB members? Once or twice when they really hit a nerve. Incidentally I appear to have a 100% rating..... I have always wondered about that.

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How do you add friends to your profile on answerbag? Go to the person's profile page. Above their avatar there is an orange "add to friends". Click it and it will change to "request pending". The person needs to add you now. That's all!!

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Would you die for someone you love? Prolly.

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If God created everything, then who created God? The government.

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How far do you have to walk to get your mail? To the mailbox.

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Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left? 23

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Have you cleaned out your friends list lately or do you keep it the same? No!! I don't do that here anymore than in real life.

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Are you a liar? Be honest!...<ahem> okay. When you are specifically told to be honest, does this affect your answer? Maybe.

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Do you ask questions or answer just for points or you do it otherwise? Friendship and alcohol. That is what I need.

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Would you ever donate a body part to save a the life of a loved one Prolly.

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What color shirt are you wearing? Black.

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Please - will you untie me? DON'T!!! She is being punished!!!!

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What U.S. state, with 5,553 miles of trails, leads the nation with most miles of rail corridors converted to recreational use? Africa

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How much money have you got on you right now? $12 and some change. I dunno how much change. It is in my coat pocket and my coat is in the closet across the room.

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How many spiders do we eat when we are sleeping? I eat an unusual amount of bananas when I'm sleeping.

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I am going to be taking some time off from the AB, for personal reasons:) Who the heck cares? I do.

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Do you think every type of Question has been asked here on A.B? I'm struggling to ind new questions to ask! Assume a form and life of its own asking and answering questions everywhere it went and making comments when an answer might need discussion or something. And go around rating people. And wear a troll repelling coat and ask people there about pills and pregnancies and yelling at people that use bad grammar. That is when it isn't too glitchy from the night before at the Sillyville club to...

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What usually takes you away from AB? Mostly some sort of call of nature- eating, sleeping, pooping, etc. I often times do other things while ABing. So really not that much. If it looks like I'm not on odds are I prolly am and just only giving it about half or whatever of my attention.

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How long do you use your toothbrush until you get a new one? I could use a new one actually. It has been about 6 months or so. I forgot to pick one up last time I was in the city.

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When was the last time you polished your shoes? Never.

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What level are you? How many points are your positive and negative feedback for both Questions and Answers worth? 61. It varies depending on if I have a computer that doesn't wanna break.

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Do you take a nap during the day? Yes

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If I lie on the ground with an erection on a sunny day, is it possible for me to get the time by becoming a human sun dial? I could. If you stuck a thermometer to the end you could read the surface temperature on Mars when I got flacid and it came back down.

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I wont friends on hier but it comes up that i cant what do i do? I just requested you. See if you can accept it.

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Any adults still have their stuffed animals that you had as a kid . Maybe that teddy bear you kept for years? I have most of them. I just recently found out I still had them. They were in a big chest that I didn't know I had. Unfortunately the vast majority of them have holes from moths and mice eating at them :( There is a yellow Easter rabbit that is still intact though. It was from my second Easter and my brother's first. His bunny was identical to mine except his was blue.

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If any, what food type are you addicted too? I eat an insane amount of Pez here lately. Started as a love for the dispensers. Now all but 3 of my Pez dispensers are in their original wrappers and I only use one. The other two were unwrapped when I bought them at a second hand store. And just in case anyone is wondering the one I carry around and use is Two-Face from Batman.

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Would you ever go as Adam and Eve(Nude) to a Halloween Party? The only thing you would have to buy is a crown of leaves on your head.(Halloween Sillyville Style) 10-09. I would. My mom works at a nursing home that is having a Halloween party. If it were a female friend (instead of mom) that worked there I would go like that to there with her.

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When something tragic hits your life do you pray or do you panic? Deal with it as best I can with whatever resources may be at my disposal at the time. I do pray though. I have personal (as opposed to religious) reasons for why.

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Flowers or candy? Candy. Even on my grave.

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Have you ever said Hi, to the wrong person , and thought it was someone you knew? How did you feel? Many years ago I got a call from a female and my mom's at the time boyfriend, thinking it was mom, answered the phone with "I love you." It was great!!!!

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My blood group is A+ and my husband is A-. What kind of scores will my kids get on the SAT's? 65

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Do you ever wake up on Saturday mornings get a bowl of cereal and watch cartoons? I do that on weekdays too!!

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Today is Global Handwashing Day, how are you celebrating? Sticking my hands in my butt and then going into the city to shake hands with as many random strangers as I can. Hope you like dysentery!!

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I know this is so wrong for even singing along to this song..but I am so guilty! What is wrong with this picture? We need to get you cured of this. Seriously.

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Are you so hooked on Answerbag that you would do this (if you haven't already)? See pic. LOL!!! I have done that before actually!!!

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WHy does everyone take this site SO seriously? It's a serious thing!!!!!!! :P

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Is a fire dangerous in a nursing home? Could there be a possibility of old people burning? My mom works at a nursing home.

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How's this for a little fun. I think we should all answer some random really old unanswered questions with a bogus answers. What do you think? Feel free to post a link to your answer. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8007699 Ok it said no one had answered the question when I found it but then when I answered there were 3 more. So I tried....

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What are some things I can do to prevent having nightmares? If there's a banana and

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Do you believe Johnny Cash was as popular as Elvis? They both sucked.

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Anyone need a good laugh? (link) warning*explicit* Here's one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB478RHhnhk

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Wanna race? No, spank you.

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Compare Falcon Heene and Zachary Christie, both six years old, both in the news recently. Which would you rather have as a son? Zachary cos who the hell would name a child Falcon in the first place??? They named him after a bird so of course he is flying away!!! But suspending a 6 year old from school is insanity. I dunno if you read the same thing about him that I did but there was this other girl the same age and in the same state as him who's gramma sent her a birthday cake to the school for the whole class....

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Can I walk on your grass? There's no grass out here. It's all clay.

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When you woke this morning, were you on your back, stomach or side? Stomach or side I think. I don't remember.

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I am feeling a little down in the dumps right now. Anyone have any good jokes or youtube videos to share? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5x2GcZ-yjk

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Is this true or false: You have eaten seafood at least once in the past week? Does fish sticks count??

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What do you suggest to make your Cold or Flu symptoms better? Ugh.... I hope we aren't talking about you again!!! Didn't you just have the flu???? Or maybe you didn't... Maybe I'm just going nuts. Well, drink plenty of fluids. I like juice myself. Get plenty of rest. And eat lots of soup!!! *HUGS* And plenty of those too!!!

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Are there UFO's in your Bible? Nope. Just pages.

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Can you tell me how many teeth you have without counting? 12

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I'm tempted to put a little Irish Creme flavored creamer in my hot chocolate. Have you ever tried this? How do you think it would taste? Go ahead. Be my guest. Try it. I have been known to experiment with all sorts of shit in my coffee. From tic tacs to M&M's to maple syrup to sugar poured right into the filter. The syrup was actually yummier than I thought it might be. Most flavors of tic tacs were too.

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I'm an emotional wreck, I'm pregnant, and I feel like everyone is against me, and everyone hates me, and no one can stand me, and no one cares for me. I feel like its always been like this, or am I imagining? Am I being weird? You're just hormonal. It's normal. *HUGS*

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I need a costume for halloween and I have no idea what to wear. I was going to be a devil like last year but I want something new. Any unsual ideas for a halloween costume? A shoe.

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Do captchas piss you off? What if you knew most could be automated anyway and just cost you time for appearance sake? Ugh... YES!!!!!!!!!! And when you type them correctly and it says you didn't. Pain in the ass.

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Where should people be allowed to fart? Anywhere they want. It should be against the law to not laugh when someone farts. It's that funny!!!

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What do you do to keep fit? Absolutely nothing. I just wanted to talk to you.

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Today is Global handwash day True or False: You wash your hand atleast three times a day. Today is Global handwash day??????????? We all sooooooooooo have a reason to not go to work today!!!! National Holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you ever think what i am doing wasting my time on AB? No. I think "What am I doing wasting my time on real life when I could be on AB???" Seriously.

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Do you think you're a rebel? I can be.

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Is a 1993 series ten dollar bill worth anything? Barring anything unusual about it that you didn't mention, no not really. Not anything more than face value.

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Can you make money collecting bottles? I doubt it but I have a collection of them anyway. Oddly enough a lot of them are matching but I bought them at different times....

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True or False: your shoe color match with your pants. True. All my clothes are black including my shoes.

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Do you like to ask questions or answer questions better? I like to answer here. I like to answer there as well.

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Should parents who spank their kids be charged with assault? Hmmm... No *laughs* I was spanked and I turned out fine. My mom was spanked and she turned out fine too.

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Do you like the pumpkins on my front porch? LMAO. See pic The one on the bottom made me laugh!!!!!!

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Decisions, decisions..should I take a shower now before bed or just go to bed and shower in the morning? Depends on how busy you are going to be both now and then. Personally I enjoy morning showers. They get me up.

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I FOUND A SMALL ROUND PINK PILL IN MY SONS ROOM BUT IT DOES NOT HAVE ANY WRITTING ON IT.ITS JUST A BLANK PILL.CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? YELL AT IT WITH YOUR CAPS LOCK ON REALLY LOUD AND MAYBE IT WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!

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____ and _____ sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g..who is it? SaraMonster and Talim.

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If you discovered a super-massive black hole, what would you name it? Petoria.

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Do you always use real butter? I use whatever is here. One time I had pink butter. Made macaroni with it. The noodles were all pink.

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What famous person do YOU think is SO HOT? Chrishell Stause

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Is the 1985 series US $ still valid to use in the USA? If you are talking about the silver dollars there is no such thing. They didn't make those until 1986.

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If the world ended in five minutes what would you do Be fucked in 5 minutes.

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Were you named after someone? Yes

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Is there a certain ABer that just sort of Creeps you out? No names just a yes or no will do. Awwwww I don't bite for free!!!!

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Have you ever been inside of a tank or submarine? Nope.

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Should maria shriver be cited for breaking cell phone law? Yes

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North _____. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? Star.

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Do you believe in the infinite availability of finite resources? If no, what is your plan B? That doesn't make any sense. If the resources are finite then there is finite availability.

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Does anyone know anything about...... The Troll King? He ruled before me.

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What do you consider to be the ultimate in "comfort food"? Whatever is in the cupboard.

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What would you do if a snake came visiting? Not much. Snakes live in the area. See them all the time.

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Who was the last person you were talking to? Mom prolly.

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Do you carry condoms with you on your first date? No. More like garbage bags.

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Why are the planets all round? They are square.

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What's your significant others' name? Left hand.

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Is there anything i can help YOU with? Well... I have got this beer bottle stuck in my butt......

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Would you rather paint like Monet, play guitar like Hendrix, or solve equations like Einstein? Hendrix with Einstein a close second.

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Let's say I can arrange for you to have 5 minutes alone with Jon Gosselin. How do you spend them? Rub his face off with a belt sander. I seriously can't even look at the magazines with his ugly face on them in the grocery line!!!

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Whats so cute? This Skittle looks like Jesus.

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Why do vaginas look like chewed up bubble gum? I have never seen one like that!!!!

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If someone drew a line on the ground would you cross it? Yes

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Are any of my old friends still on??? i've been gone for 3 months and i missed you guys :) what about new friends :) I'm still here. Welcome back!!

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A guy that I was with twenty years ago - Just phoned, he said he has always loved me - He knows I am engaged but does not care - should I tell my fiance? It depends on how you think he might act if you did tell him. How well do you know this dude?? I mean did he just call out of the blue or have you guys maintained some sort of relationship over the course of time?? Like just as friends?? If your fiance knows him I wouldn't. Might just be making a bad relationship out of it. Otherwise maybe you should. If he just called out of the blue it...

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OMFG! Would you like congratulate me on my 3rd anniversary with AB? I love you all. :) You have been here 3 years???? I had never even seen you before tonight that I'm aware of!!! Congratulations!!!

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Do you put your left or right shoe on first? I don't actually know!!! LAWL!!!

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I think that only elephants should wear ivory? Do you agree? Hmmm... Well yes

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Will YOU? I'll even throw in lunch and a beer/pop!!!! That will kill me!!! What good is lunch and beer if I'm dead????

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What is the least dangerous sport? Staring contest.

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This pregnancy heartburn is killing me! I chew gum and eat tums like candy and try to drink a lot of milk. Any other suggestions? Have the baby. Right now. Just right now. Just have the baby. Right where you are. Just have it.

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Do you look good naked? Yes.

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I want to buy a cone crusher with appropriate price, who can help me? Not me.

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How do you get lots of points on Answerbag? Ask for them using questions. Here on AB we love people who ask for points. It is a sign of trust and friendship.

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Is this a male or a female? I think it's a chick.

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What color is the chair you are sitting in right now? I'm on my bed.

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Have you ever seen a comedy show in your dreams that you've never yet seen before and that was so hilarious, you even woke up laughing? No. But one time I farted and woke up laughing.

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My 2 year old is compulsively pulling out his hair. Anyone have experience with this? How do I get him to stop? (He even does it in his sleep). Should I shave his head? You can shave it if you want. My brother did that. He actually outgrew it so I don't really know what else to tell you. Sorry!!

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When was the last time you found a foreign coin in your change? Do you remember what it was? Nothing but Canadian coins. I did find one on the street though once. It was from Bahrain.

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I have a cold...Can you make me feel better? Nope. Sorry.

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Other than a bird, can you name something that can be found in a "cage"? No, but my ex certainly should be.

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Where can i Watch Nip Tuck? On tv.

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TheJoker is now a Maestro. Who would like to join me at Gotham City's finest nightclub for a party in his honour? Congratulations!!!!111!!1!!!!!1111!!one11one1!!!exclaimation mark!!!1!

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I have 2 1922, 1 1923, 1 1924 liberty head dollars in good condition with no visible mint marks. Any estimate on the value to a collector? Just good condition?? You might also try having them appraised. Conditions vary greatly and some might pay you more than others. I have an uncirculated 1923 that I got for I think around $30. So that might give you a little insight.

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Do you own any currency from foreign countries? All kinds. I have a stack a few inches thick from all 7 continents.

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Do you prefer live or fake Christmas trees? Fake. Mine came prelighted.

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Why is answerbag unavailable? AB was being sooooo glitchy yesterday!! Like even moreso than usual. I hope it won't be that way today!!

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True or False, the last time you burped, it felt good? True. Makes me laugh on top of it!!

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Do you think the world is going to end in 2012? If so, why? Nah. This is just like 1984. Or 1987. Or 1999/2000. Or 2027. That's right. 2027. They are so eager for the world to end that 2012 hasn't even gotten here yet and they already have a new story!!! Dumbasses.

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My tv have a problem,it has no picture but no sound? Is it plugged in???

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We are going to have an AB tailgating party, what are you going to bring? Alcohol.

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How do you deal with anger when it is very justified and you really don't like the feelings anger in itself provokes? If it is justified I would try to deal with it head on and find a way to solve it but it really depends on what is wrong. When I get angry, depending on the situation, there are sometimes when you can't really do much. All you can really do is vent.

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What's the closest business to you that's open 24 hours? A hotel prolly. The convenience stores here all suck. They all close at like 8 or 9pm.

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I know a friend who wants to have aspergers. Do you think thats funny? His wish to be one of us and advanced in the evolutionary process is understandable. If I were a "normal" I would wanna try to be ahead too. But I was lucky enough to be born with it. So it isn't really that funny as much as it is something that I can understand.

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How offten do you look at people's profiles? I look whenever I meet someone new and am talking to them for a second or third time. And if you are on my friend list or someone I otherwise interact with regularly I have been known to get on people's profile to find some recent activity and start conversation. How is life, how was your day, etc... Not really to look at it but just as a means of finding people quicker.

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What are the brown zombie-like things in Super Smash Bros. Melee? They're the re-dead from Legend of Zelda.

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How do you save Super Smash Bros. Brawl game on the wii? Brawl???? They made another one???? I need to get with the times!!!

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Dont you just HATE people who dont care about animals? I don't hate them cos they are still people but I wish they would be more compassionate. Animals have feelings too!!!

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Chicken breasts, legs, thighs or wings? Legs.

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Do you think i have a crush on you ? :P Of course!!!! I am the King of Sexytown!!! Everyone does. That's why I am King.

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How often do you drink tea? Never.

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What is a good title for a comparison paper on coffee vs. espresso? Romeo and Juliet??

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Do you talk much to other Answerbag users? In what way? I email a lot of them sometimes. I have some on my Myspace. I have a few on Facebook but I haven't been on it in about a month. I don't really like Facebook. I have one or two that go beyond that even.

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Have you ever farted as you left an empty elevator to leave the enjoyment to someone else? LAWL!!!!! YES!!!! I fart while I am still in it if it is empty so if someone gets in from another floor on the way they get a sniff too.

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How is this question a duplicate? Awwww we were having so much fun!!!

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How long can YOU watch this video without turning it off?? Can anyone watch it through to the end??(link) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmxjidBpDMI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmxjidBpDMI I dunno what is wrong with AB today but it's pissing me off!!! Try that one... Got it!!! It works now.

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How was your day? Eh... How was your day???

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Are you old enough to remember the movie with Tim Robbins called "JACOB'S LADDER"? What did you think of it when you FIRST saw it? There is a movie called "Jacob's Ladder"???? I have a toy called a Jacob's Ladder but I didn't know there was a movie called that.

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Is it nice and quiet in the background wherever you are or is it mad chaos? Tv is on. It isn't bad.

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Is chocolate a comfort food? Not for me.

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What's the last thing you pulled out of a bag? Skittles.

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Do you think the States really use the money for its intended purpose such as schools etc.? No.

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Without looking; how many questions do you think you have posted on here? Around 220. I think 219 or 220 exactly actually.

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What's the most you have spent on food for yourself for a single meal? Prolly about $30. Chinese is expensive here.

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What do you see? (rorschach test linked) Vagina. That is what they ALL look like.

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Most of us have a bestfriend/mate/buddy/pal but do you have a best chatmate (someone you talk to online that has no connection to your 'real life')? A lot of people on AB.

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Do you enjoy reading? I like writing better.

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Is a computer useless without the internet? No. Almost though.

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Why don't Youtube MySpace with AnswerBag, because I'd love to Google your Delicious like Yahoo? That took me a minute to understand. I'm a little slow at jokes sometimes. LAWL!!! That was funny though.

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Kanye West just doesn't stop! Did you see his latest little escapade? He crashed Obama's speech! I couldn't believe it! See video. I actually thought it was gonna be real....

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If I questioned your age - would you be offended? No. I'm 24 but my age is questioned sometimes anyway. My voice is so deep that when I was like 14 I answered the phone and it was my step dad's boss calling to talk about some change in the work schedule or something and he thought I was him. So I just listened, told him I understood and hung it up. I didn't give my step dad the message either cos I hated him and I'm wicked...

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What are some fun ways to drive someone crazy? To annoy someone, you follow them around and say "I'm a broken record. I'm a broken record. I'm a broken record........"

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What shouldn't a husband do when his wife is giving birth? Try to put it back in.

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My 8-year old dog eats everything--a 4-layer cake, a box of 72 Tums, underwear, grapes, a bag of unshelled peanuts, etc. We have to close doors to keep her out of every room but one. Anything left on the counter is gone! How can I stop this behavior. Deliberately leave something out with Cayenne pepper on it. Do it as many times as necessary. She will always think it is too hot to eat. That is how I broke my dog of getting into the garbage.

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Do I have to check your ID before we can play? Well.... you can if you want to. I'm 24. Don't really need to but a lot of annoying people around here do anyway.

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Who really killed JFK? and Don't say Lee Harvy Oswald Ummmm.... John Wilkes Booth??? Or Leon Czolgosz?? Start with them.

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You cant make an omelet without...? An elephant.

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In Toy Story, where is Andy's father? We never see him or any sign of him for that matter..... In prison for beating the mom into having a disfigured face and that's why you never see her face in the movie. A mom that looks like Freddy Krueger scares the wee ones.

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How do I block scary avatars? You can't. Silly.

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Do you like to put fruit in you cereal? I like to put cereal in my fruit.

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I`ts it about time we saw ______ naked? The female ABers.

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How do I "+5"? You have to level up by asking/answering questions and getting points. And as you get higher up you will be able to give more and more points. Silly.

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Is it possible to bend a door back after an accident? Is it expensive? I actually saw this question floating around a little while ago. I shall answer. It actually reminds me of this time when I was at a party many years ago and I wasn't even drinking and I walked into someone's screen door and bend it all to hell. I was sober and everthing and just BAM!!! there the door was.

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Do you like playing with the King of Sexytown? You're so bad!! :)

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What kind of milk does not come from a tit? Chocolate milk??

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Do you consider insurance companies to be the enemy or an adversary of the people they claim to insure? Yes.

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Would the owners of Niihau Island, Hawaii, in 1900, have allowed Mr. Shinohara to build a bridge there from Kauai? For how large of a bribe, if one would be needed? Yeah, prolly. I dunno.

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Why do so many good questions go unanswered in Answerbag? Why do important answers go unquestioned????

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What is the value of a yam? Ohhhhhhhhhh I LOVE yams!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O <<< put yams here

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Do you have Eclipse mints in your country? I think so. I have heard of them so I guess we do.

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What is the best piece of advice YOU can give an insomniac? Fuck!!! I think we are in the same boat there buddy!!!

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Are you comfortable right now? Relatively. Getting tired and kinda sore. And it is after 4am here right now!!

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Why do you come on AB and not just look it up on google? I come here to talk to friends. Can't google that. I very seldom ask questions that aren't insane and random. And the times I do ask looking for an answer I usually can't find it on Google.

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If you believe in God would you marry an atheist? (If not - why?) Yes. I believe in God but refuse to go to church. I don't care what anyone else believes.

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What is the last item you sewed by hand? The Kangaroo pouch on my hoodie. I HATE how they design those things. I cut the top so that it flaps open and then sew up the sides so it is open through the top the way it should be so shit isn't always falling out of it all the time.

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Can you ever 'cheat proof' your relationship? No. I don't think so.

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Do you think this guy should leave pranking to the experts? LOL!!! I THOUGHT that looked like Nalts!!! What a gomer!!! That dude is called Nalts. He has a shitload of videos just like this one on YouTube.

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Think waaaaay back. What is your earliest memory of a TV commercial? We would like know the product and hear the jingle too! For me it would be two. The first being the Christmas commercial with the Hershey's kisses and the are supposed to be bells and the ring the tune to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas". That one has been around forever!!! The second is the Cadbury cream egg commercial where a bunch of animals put on rabbit ears and try to pretend to be the Cadbury bunny. I love the lion!!!!!!

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If someone sends me an anonymous letter that I find scary, can the police track it through the fingerprints or any other way? They might try that. But they would most likely start with the postmark and where it came from and is dated. If there is any address that would be good but I am assuming "anonymous" means not just no name but also no return address. But I suppose if the postmark gets them nowhere they might try finger printing and handwriting analysis and all that.

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Do you have an annoying neighbor? I don't have neighbors. Where I live 17 miles is walking distance.

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I have heard over and over that teachers can't lay a hand on a student... even in self defense. does anyone think this is right? or does everyone agree that teachers should have some physical authority. Self defense I think could be allowable. Problem is then you'll have teachers claiming "self defense" on everything.

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Has a book ever left you truly mesmerized? What was it? "The Long Walk" is one of my favorite books. I dunno if mesmerized is the word I would use though.

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My boyfriend takes pills everyday but keeps passing the drug test. How? They're prolly tic tacs.

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You're playing Oregon Trail. The river's 3 feet deep. Do you ford the river or caulk the wagon and float? Awww they can walk that!!

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How do you order your steak when eating out? I hate steak.

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What is the biological purpose of fingernails? I dunno but I think they are one of the more annoying parts of the body.

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You are a criminal that is being sentenced to live on a deserted island. You are only allowed to bring 5 items with you, but the items must be common things you would find inside of a gas station (or convenience store). What would you bring? A funnel, some gas, a red gas tank carrier thingy, some matches, do they have duct tape at gas stations??? If they do, duct tape. If not, then some kind of snack or something I guess. Why do I need a funnel????

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My Answerbag id number is 853015. So there are 853,014 members before me. Have you come across members whose ids are under 100,000? What is your id number? I just looked at AB user number 6 and it says they joined on March 4, 2009. Look!! http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=6 And mine is 187670

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How many Cats/Kittens do you have? Two too many.

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I'm tired. Are you? Eh... Neck's sore.

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What's it like to have a Father or a Dad? I never had one, but always wanted one. (I had plenty of uncles, but unfortunately, I never had a Father or a Dad & I've always been too shy to ask anyone what it's like to have one, but I'm anonymous, here.) I never had one either.

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I have a bump on my lower jaw what is it? Jaundice.

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If you could solve one of the world's problems, what would it be? People who think religion is the problem.

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Who is your most annoying "celebrity" you would want Chelsea Handler to bash on her show (Chelsea Lately)? She should just bash herself.

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In 2008 Citigroup & Merrill Lynch lost $55 Billion and received $55 Billion from the Fed. Gov't, yet paid out $9 Billion in bonuses ! How do you feel about that? That's about how they roll.

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Is there a safe way to get a tooth out? Use a shotgun.

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What would you do if this happened to you in a parking lot? See video. I fucking love that show!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you think about this model on this cover of Playboy? Huh. Never pegged her for the Playboy type.

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Who is from california? I'm not.

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President Clinton lifted the ban on gays serving in the military, but accepted the compromise that they cannot reveal their sexual preferences. But this seems to mean that gay soldiers must be discharged as soon as they admit the fact. Your thoughts? I think gays should be allowed to serve in the military if they want to. But lately why should they?? They have no rights to defend anyway. Marriage, for one.

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Does anyone actually know their blood type? I dunno. My mom is O+ and my dad is A+ so what would I most likely be?? That is prolly it.

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I am beside myself because ____________! The seat in front of me is taken.

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Sex is banned ! What are you going to do now? Be an extinct human race in a few years.

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I saw something really cool the other day. I saw a blind person texting on a cellphone. It's amazing what people with disabilities can do, isn't it? I don't doubt it. They have braille menus available for blind people at the drive thru windows.

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Do you ever get so stressed out that you feel like pulling your hair out,and screaming the house down? My house was built in the 60's and has wheels. It prolly COULD be screamed down.

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How often do you have pop/soda in your home? Always? Sometimes? Never? I have got about 2 1/2 12 packs right now.

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Do you use matching design silverwares or are they odds and ends? Odds and ends. I'm not schizo.... I don't think. And I don't even use much silverware outside of soups and cereal.

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Why do people believe in ghosts, when there is no proof of them? Hmmm... Yes there is!!! *laughs*

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Is it COLD enough for you today? Passed that mark about 20 degrees ago.

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Why are my fortune cookies lien to me?! they say things that never come true :( Sue China. Sue them for enough to make our national debt with them go away.

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True or False: You have answered over 5000 questions on ab? I think false. I'm at like 4400 or somewhere around there.

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Does death scare you? Are you affected by other's death? I have learned to not try to rush it anymore. It will happen when it happens. So no not really. Not at this stage in my life anyway. It depends on who it is. But not really. Not right now. The few people I actually know that well continue to live.

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I' am now saying goodbye to all the good people I have met on A/B! Thanks for being kind and to those who have been mean the last couple of days I hope this makes you feel better! Munchkin?????? Who is harrassing you???? Why not just tell a CL???? They'll help you!!!!

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If you die in the middle of a deathbed confession to a priest, does the confession still count? I would be confessing to God. Priests don't matter regardless of religion. They just want you to think that they do cos the "tithing" pays for their plasma screen tvs and sports cars.

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Would you rather have a butt fart or a mind fart? Butt farts are soooo funny!!!! I'm out of points for you :(

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What can you do to get your girlfriend pregnant while she's on birth control? Replace her pills with tic tacs.

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Will we able to see our love ones on heaven? No. They'll be invisible. We'll be able to hear them though.

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Has this ever happened to you in a jacuzzi? This video is not for those that get offended easily. When I was a freshman or sophomore or something in high school one of the richer families of one of the students in my class was throwing him a huge birthday party and everyone in his grade was invited. One of the girls had a period in the hot tub. I was (THANK GOD) not in the hot tub when it happened but I was at the party though.

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I'm inviting ab friends over for a nice dinner and chat. i give you a choice of place cards and who will sit next to you and across from you.. who you choosing? You, Spicy Hot, Avenging Angel (no alcohol for her though *devil horns*) WantsToTearYouApart, CarbonProduct, Spacy, Miss Anubis, NoIdea, Shemarq, SaraMonster and Barbiedoll shall all sit at my table. With Spicy Hot on my right and Avenging Angel on my left (cos I'm hard of hearing in my left ear and no one cares what she says anyway :P)

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Do you think that with the 2012 craze that there will be mass suicides/suicide attempts to avoid the "end"? Prolly not right now. Maybe I will start one. NoIdea used one of my favorite sayings... "chlorinating the gene pool".

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Where could my cell phone be? Call it. Use an office phone if you're at work.

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You went and made a bust (sculpture) of who? Spicy Hot

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Can someone explain to me, what Obama did to earn the Noble Peace Prize? I think this makes the least sense out of everything this country has done so far. I think Americans all just need to wear shock collars or something. And anytime this country does something stupid we get a quick zap. Just to keep us on track.

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True of False: you have woke up way to early because you "dreamed" your alarm clock was blaring? False. I have been known to hear it and forget how to turn it off though. I have also been known to hear it and not be able to figure out where the sound was coming from.

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What's a good karaoke song for someone with a horrible singing voice? Achy Breaky Heart. It was done in a horrible singing voice so the karaoke singer won't sound bad by comparison.

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If I had a decades party for all the ABers out there, which decade would you dress up for? I would go for the 80's! The decade that the cavemen lived in. I will show up in a leopard skin.

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How far would you travel to be with the one you Love? Anywhere but Jupiter.

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Does anyone do something different for Christmas, i.e, trips, ignore the day, go to a special place, etc.? Anything different than services, presents, big dinner? Is it special? Describe. Oooohhhhhh!!!!! I like to research what other countries do for Christmas and do as many of them as I can. One of them I love doing (especially cos it relates to my heritage) is in Germany someone hides a golden pickle ornament somewhere on the tree and whoever finds it gets an extra gift.

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Is there anyone who benefited by getting a divorce, that is, other than getting an EX? I'm sure there are prolly some kids that might benefit.

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How many remote controls do you own? About 50 and a lot of them don't even go to anything.

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What is your opinion on mcdonalds? McYummy!!! I want a Happy Meal!!!!!!!!

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What are you doing right now? (Be creative, please) Threeway with your mom and your gramma.

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I didn't loose ... i just let you win... can't you see that? It's not about winning!!! It's about tightening!!!!

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Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't eat this entire pint of Ben & Jerry's? I don't like it but you go ahead!! Enjoy yourself!! :)

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Do you give to the homeless and needy? Yes

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My momma always said life was like a... "What"? Giraffe

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I need to rewrite Paul Revere`s Ride and its due tomorow. HELP In 1962 Paul Revere lived in Africa and rode into town on his trusty water buffalo and yelled "The hippies are coming!! The hippies are coming!!" And he went into this giant tree and lit a bong and puffed once for by sea, twice if by land, three times if by air, and four times if all three. Then the hippies came and ate all of their bananas and they all got scurvy and died.

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Do you ever accidentally answer instead of comment on AB? Yes. I have also accidentally commented instead of answered. That one is less common though cos I gotta actually hit the "comment" button but it HAS happened before.

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If you had a snail that could talk, what would you name it? Gilligan McPoopypants

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How do u no if u have gonorrhea You ask about it on AB and have someone there tell you. Be sure they aren't actual doctors though!!!

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What is your favorite band that begins with the letter E? Eisbrecher

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What is your favorite band that begins with the letter D David Bowie

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What is your favorite band that begins with the letter C Crash Test Dummies

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What is your favorite band that begins with the letter B? Black Sabbath.

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What is your favorite band that begins with the letter A? AC/DC

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Do any women actually like tying up men? Dominatrixes get paid, but is it a male fantasy? Do any women actually like having men bound and gagged? I'm a dude and could go either way on who ties up who. I am generally submissive and like to be tied up more but it depends on the situation and how open she is to other things. If all she is gonna do is tie me up I might try to tie her up and then try to get her to open up and try some other things. I like hot wax a lot. I only wanna be tied up if she is gonna do things to me i.e....

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I think a guy likes me that sits next to me in class and i kinda like him to. i want him to ask me out but im just to shy. what should i do? Put your big girl pants on before someone else puts on theirs and takes him away forever and you never see him again........

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Do you often eat even though you are *not* actually hungry or do you tend to eat *only* when you become hungry? I eat when I'm bored or depressed. Or hungry.

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Have you ever had to get stitches (not surgery)? Yes. When I was 7 I tried to cut off the little ring thingy under the caps on milk cartons with a knife. I was hacking at it and I missed and hit the finger of my hand that was holding the carton in place. I had 7 stiches.

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When was the last time you cooked Mexican food? I dunno. Couple months ago I guess.

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Am i the only one who thinks evandad is a fag? (no offense to the gay guys cause yall are alright) Awwwwww dude so low!!!!! I have only spoken to him once or twice so I don't know what kind of person he is. But that is uncalled for. No DR. Just a flag.

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Am I the only one who thinks Chuck Norris is an idiot? Nope!!! I think he's a douche!!!

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My male dog has just mated with his half sister same mum but different dad from different litters he is 15months she is 4 will the pups be deformed? I seriously doubt it. I had a female dog that mated with her father and the puppies were fine. If you can't afford stud fees it is somewhat common practice to mate one pup with one relative one time just to get them going. Just don't do it more than once though. And try to use one that is not that closely related if one is available. Your situation is actually better than mine was.

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True or False:If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. We have the same amount. I hate Chuck Norris.

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I didn't think this up myself, but shouldn't someone have to pass a urine test to GET a welfare check, because I have to pass one to EARN IT for them? Your thoughts on this? I left a comment under one of the other answers earlier and after having read all the answers/comments posted to date and a REALLY long hard thought I have arrived at some sort of conclusion. It is one you will very likely disagree with and I may actually be entirely off base and sound ridiculous (as I so commonly do when I give big speeches like this one) but let's just see if you can...

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Have you ever played darts? Yes. I somehow managed to hit a bulls-eye once!!

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What do you guys think of the Scouts?? See answer Awww what happened to the link??? Try this... http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid199 9-21.html (31 July 1999, Florida) A Boy Scout leader in search of a new adventure was found after being lost and lonely for 36 hours. Clark, 42, was reported missing by his wife after he failed to return from a bicycle trip. More than 40 deputies searched on foot, by horseback, and with helicopters,...

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Pardon me. I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I am madly in love with your... "What"? Hamper.

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Guys, google has a bar code up now when i search, this kind of bothers me, have you noticed? What bar code?? What is that??

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How much will you be willing to pay for a gallon of milk in a worst case scenario? $3 or so.

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HEB or Wal-Mart? Prolly Walmart. What's HEB????

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Isnt it sad that Edgar Allan Poe had only a few mourners at his funeral? I prolly won't have any. At least he got a funeral even if a century and a half late.

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What do you do on your "me" time? Give me some "you" time and you'll see ;)

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Anybody not have a myspace or social network profile? and why? Ironic question. AB is a social website and you have to have an account to answer this question.

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The only way I would join a Gay Rights group is if they had a Paramilitary wing . Otherwise they are no fun. What does that make you think of me? Too many big words to say for sure. I know you don't have to be gay to be in one. I consider myself straight and suppost gay rights fully.

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What do you think the most annoying word is in the English language? I bet a lot of people are going to say "moist". That word seems to irritate a lot of people. I am not annoyed by words but shit that people THINK are words. Like "misunderestimate". Or "orientated"!!!! That one is the worst!!! Just cos it somehow made it into the dictionary doesn't mean it is a word. That just means this society has gotten so watered down...

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Would you break up a relationship because of no sex? No

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Are you planning to see the baby woolly mammoth found frozen recently, for 40,000 years in Siberia, when it comes to your museum? There is a museum near the airport here that has a two headed cow.

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When was the last time you got violent? Just a minute ago actually. My stupid bitch mom punched me in the head so I hit her back. I thought it was gonna be fucking insanity in here for a minute. Spankings fly when you're a kid. A punch in the head to a 24 year old doesn't. God she needs to fucking die already!!!!!!

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If i was there right now, what's one thing, anything, that I could do, for YOU? Murder my mom.

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I have to write a paper on something big that happened in America before 1877, any ideas? Civil war??

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Does anyone care if Elvis is still alive? He isn't. But I wouldn't care if he was.

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Our dear friend Lynn-Lost for Life is feeling really down.Who will offer her some kind encouragement? I am not sure if we have spoken but *HUGE HUGS* Feel better soon!!!

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You receive yet another phone sales caller. What do you say? I pretend to be the guy from South Park who answers the phones at City Wok.

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How much money is enough to live comfortably? These days???? Anything less than about a million dollars is living paycheck to paycheck.

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Would you sue your friend for breaking a toilet because they were too fat? See video. The judge's last statement was priceless! I dunno if I would SUE but if I did anything it wouldn't involve Judge Judy cos I hate her.

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Has this ever happened to you when you were at a gas station? See video. I actually had an idea of what the video was gonna be. I have seen this. He sued and won a shitload of money.

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What are the reasons you will friend an AB member? They ask me.

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OMG!!! There is a song about PMS. Do you know any women this could describe? (trust me on this one . . . . you will laugh!) Not really. I was gonna say an ex but she was crazy beyond PMS.

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Do you think these people need a geography lesson? See video. *giggle* Unfortunately I am not really that surprised. I have seen worse. One time they asked "Name something you wouldn't want cops to find in the trunk of your car??" And someone said "Meatloaf."

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Are prisons an effective method of rehabilitation? No. Not as they are now.

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Did you know there are people alive today that were born in the 1800's? When my mom lived in Oregon last year she worked in a nursing home and there was a woman living there who was born in 1898.

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Can you tell me or say something totally off the wall? Do you suppose grapes poop feet??

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Besides Vegas, where is the best Bachelor/Bachelorette psrty spot? Macau

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Have you ever been in a hail storm? Yes

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How old is the oldest piece of furniture in your home? What is the piece? A Dutch buffet table. Few hundred years old.

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Is it just me or is everyone obsessed with poping bubble rap? I love bubble wrap!!

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Is it better to charge a laptop when the battery's almost gone of when there still a lot of it? I just leave it plugged in at all times, using it or not.

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Are there German trolls after me this morning? I'm German but not a troll.

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What's something YOU might hear the sound of outside your home? Owls.

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What is something YOU wish had an off button? My mom.

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Why is it that like every single question I ask somebody else has already asked it? Someone asked this already.

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Is your AB avatar you, or just a picture you like? A 10sEn made this for me a long time ago with photoshop. Haven't seen him around the 'Bag in a long time :(

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What is the most beautiful creature in the world? Chrishell Stause.

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Would you be scared to walk through a cemetary at night? I would actually like to do that someday.

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What does a tootsie roll taste like? WantsToTearYouApart says they taste like poop. And only she would know cos she poops her pants and eats it. LAWL!!!!

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Does every person have a secret? It's a secret. ;)

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It's almost time to make dinner. I've got it narrowed down to baked chicken breasts topped with melted swiss cheese and a tomato slice or the all American favorite of cheeseburgers and fries. Which one would get your vote? Cheeseburger.

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Did you need braces? Still do. Never gonna get them though.

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Can you tell me one thing you have NOT done today? Pooped.

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How do you get people on the subway to stop starring at you? Flash them.

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RAW or Smackdown? Which one do you like the best and why? Neither. They're both fake.

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If you could fly like a bird, then where would you fly? Fly into an airplane engine.

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If your butt could speak, what would it say? Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!!!!!!!!

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Men: do you get public restroom stage fright? Hmmm... No *laughs*

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WHAT CAN I DO IF I DONT LET THE REPOSSION MAN TAKE MY CAR YELL AT HIM WITH YOUR CAPS LOCK TURNED ON REALLY LOUD!!!!!

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I have always told a man, "Don't TELL me you love me! SHOW me you love me!" ! Agree? You sound high maintainance. I like to show them in my own way. I don't need them telling me that. It can be hard enough.

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I would like a pen pal from france, to improve on my french.. does anybody know anywhere i can find someone? Try France.

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If a house caved in & a support beam landed on YOUR legs & ur BEST friend's chest, knowin if u moved ur legs to get help it could crush ur friend's chest but if u didn't no1 may find u & u may both die. Would u take the risk in killin ur friend or wait? I don't have any friends. If I did get up it wouldn't necessarily be to go get help.

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Is Jesus the only one who did the death and resurrection show? People on soap operas do it a lot.

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Do you welcome a new comer in Ab? No. We hate newbies. Only the old ABers are allowed. We don't even know how WE got here but we hate it. :P

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If you dug a whole to the other side of the earth, where would you be? I actually figured this out once. The ocean somewhere but I forget where EXACTLY.

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If it rains, will the fireworks be held inside? That would be fun!!!!

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My friend and roommate died about six months ago. I still have days where I feel like I'm not going to make it because I miss him so much. Is this normal? Everyone grieves at their own speed. You'll get over it when you get over it. If ever. No worries.

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Why is nobody asking questions anymore? I asked one last night and got no answer. Why is no one ANSWERING questions anymore???

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When eating pizza off a plate (rather than out of a box) do you use your fingers or cutlery? Fingers of course!!! People that use silverware to eat pizza should have to go to a work camp for a while until they learn how to eat a pizza properly.

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Why do you gamble when there is a chance you could lose? Same reason I live if there is a chance I could die.

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Where is your tat? On my left arm.

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What is the best candle you can buy? (in your opinion) Why don't you ask him?? . http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-16.html

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If the One person you loved the Most didn't love you back, could you let them go? Nope. Still haven't.

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What was the worst relationship you have ever been in? My last one. She was a cheater and pregnant by someone else. And she took my virginity on top of it. I always swore I would never have sex until marriage and not only did I not but I wasted it on her. It wasn't that good either. I could have rolled over and did it to myself except for I was tied to the bed. The only good part of all of it.

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You're in class and you have NO IDEA what the teacher is talking about,and then the teacher takes a good look around the room and says who can I call on to explain to the class what I am talking about. What do you do? Do you try to hide? Pray like hell they didn't call on me. They always did though.

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As a child, my parents never went to a single sports practice or game. Have any of you had similar experience? Like professional???? Or like your high school games??? I never went to any professional sports either with my parents. As far as high school sports I never played them. -EDIT- My brother played sports though and mom always tried to make his games.

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Ladies be honest. this past week i bought oil and filter for my car. the guy in the auto dept. helped me. he ask me about the engine in my car to decide what size filter. i said well d is drive i know that. do you know what kind of engine you have? I will cheer you up. I'm a dude and my ex g/f knew more about engines than me. She could change oil for one thing and I cannot.

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If Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston got into a fight, who would win? Not me. We need Chrishell Stause, Kristin Kreuk, and a tub full of whipped cream before anyone could win. It would be whoever could undress the other first. The winner gets to be in a threeway with me and the loser.

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Do you find it a little annoying when a shop keeper says 'is that all?'...when you think you've bought plenty... Of course that is all!!! Why the hell would I be checking out if I needed anything else????? If I did I would ask "Hey, where is....." I think they should do things like they do in Germany. I dunno if they still do this but when my dad was a kid they did. You have to go find a grocery clerk, tell them what you want, and they follow you around the store and get it for you. Less...

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Am I the only straight dude in the entire world that thinks Megan Fox isn't all that attractive? I'm straight and only find her semi attractive. She is like a 6.

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A teacher asks you do you think the Pacific Ocean should be rename the Atlantic Ocean,what would you say? Keep in mind this teacher is a 31 years old man with no friends. They should rename it Burger King. What does his age and lack of friends have to do with it???

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Oh! ouch! Just got my thing tattooed. Damn it hurts. Is it supposed to hurt this bad? Your..... thing???? What thing would that be??? At any event if you had a wiener in the first place and tattooed it I imagine it would hurt pretty bad. Really hard places like your feet and ankles and really soft places like a wiener hurt the most. They have the most nerves and bones or whatever is there to hit on.

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True or False: Your pillow cases match your bed sheets? False. I don't have bedsheets.

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What was the last thing you did before coming on AB? Came home from paying a bill.

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What is the most pain you've ever been in? When something is stuck in your butt.

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Is there something you are putting off telling your partner? Why? That she doesn't exist. Didn't wanna bum her out.

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Do you live in a town so small that some utilities still must be paid by check or cash because they are not set up for electronic payments ? (i do.) I might live in a town that small but I dunno cos I pay everything in cash anyway. I don't own a credit card and never will.

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Can you complete the phrase... "The mass of men lead lives of ____________. (Humor is always welcome.) Sex??

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So i'm getting a sleeve....I've decided to go with Vegas theme b/c it's where I'm from...Can you give me some good ideas for vegas themed tattos? A pair of dice?? I am not sure what you mean by sleeve but if it what I am imagining it will cover your whole arm, yes?? Maybe dollar signs?? A hand of cards?? Three 7's?? Or cherries even. Those are what people get the most often on those things. Maybe things that symbolize luck such as a horse shoe or a rabbit's foot?? Your own ideal image of Lady Luck?? Chinese symbol for luck??...

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Are the last two digits of your birth year odd or even? Odd. 85.

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What letter of the alphabet is underwater? C??

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You can ask your current or future s/o one question and if they lie you somehow magically know... what one question will you ask? Future s/o????? I just wanna know if I will even have one!!!

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Are you going to tell me all about it or not? Sure!!!

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Is there a Neighborhood Watch program where you live? Are you a member or would you join? I have no neighbors. I am my own watch.

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What is one thing that you do, that I might like to do too? Masturbate??

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For those of you on here for awhile, do you have an explanation of who you are for us on your summary page? If not, why not? Mine is such a messy clusterfuck. That fact in and of itself kinda reflects me I think. It reflects my thought process as a whole. I just updated my profile a few days ago. It wasn't much of an update but rather just to reflect things going on here and now.

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I had sex with my boy friend and it was my frist time he wants more should he get it "Wanna have sex again??" "I dunno. Let me ask AB." LAWL!!! Do you WANT to have sex with him again??? If not then say no.

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Do you have snow in your area already? Kinda. Today was like 35 degrees or something out. Too warm yet to snow but it tried anyway. So it's just a bunch of white shit falling out of the sky.

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Have you ever been tied up or handcuffed to the bed? What was that like? No. I have been tied to the bed with duct tape though. It was all we had.

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What color does your clothing tend to be? Black. I don't wear any other color.

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Is it cheating if a married man has lunch with another woman? (He can't mention it to his wife because she will over-react and make untrue assumptions) No.

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"Gourmet" magazine is shutting down. Is anyone else sad about this? :-( Nope. I wasn't even aware of it until now.

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What kind of eggs are you? You Are a Hard Boiled Egg You are down to earth and hard to rattle. You have a good head on your shoulders. You can be a bit stubborn at times, and your determination has only paid off for you. You are straight with people, and you expect them to be straight with you in return. You are very no nonsense. You don't have time for pettiness or drama. That is mostly true. I like to...

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What was the last thing you bought from a grocery store? A Mountain Dew and a magazine.

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In Japan, a new report claims a "Rent-a-friend business" is booming there. They have people who stand in as friends, relatives or colleagues at professional or personal situations, like weddings. Would you ever consider using a service like this? Yeah. God I suck.

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I'll have a beer and a _____ for the Mrs? ;) Gag

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Have you ever drank buttermilk? Nope

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Do you walk around in your own home nude? Been known to.

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Im getn drunk tonight want to come? God fucking TOTALLY!!! I have to go to this stupid family thing and would LOVE some alcohol to help me make it through that.

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Girls, have you ever painted your boyfriends toenails? I had an ex that painted her name on my toenails. I let her do it. Her name was Sarah so she put one letter on each nail.

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I really like this lad, and i talk to him but there is a few years age difference and he keeps reminding me of that! and im to nervous to even give him a friendly hug incase i get rejected infront of everyone! plus he doesnt like hugs So don't hug him. You can still try to start a relationship though. Most people date a few weeks before they are comfortable with lots of touching anyway. And a few years age difference doesn't matter. I know people who are married and have 20+ years between them.

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Do you like the soft centre chocolates? I hate chocolate.

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I lost a good friend about a year ago. Tonight more than ever I want to talk to her and be with her. What do you do when you feel like this? It's like I feel so thirsty but no amount of water can quench it. How do people get through this? It's hell. Get a book or diary and write down what you want to say and keep it like you are talking to her. Closest thing I can think of besides actually talking to her. I realize she won't be able to talk back to you or offer advice and maybe my answer isn't even helpful at all... *HUGS*

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Is it rude to burp at the dinner table? No. It's funny.

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You know your in for a weird day when you wake up and________? All the doctors are pigs.

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Have you started Christmas shopping yet? Nope. Prolly Thanksgiving ish. I have no one to shop for but my mom. And she isn't that difficult to shop for.

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How do you feel about the capture of Dolphins for the entertainment of humans? See link. Same as the capture of elephants and tigers and whatever other animals. Most people are afraid of circuses for one reason or another anyway!!!! So why in the hell even do it???? Zoos I can kinda understand cos a lot of those animals are orphaned and need someone to save them. But even so they are only orphaned cos of over-hunting. I mean you can't really eat elephant. And we have enough...

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Whats the name of your high school? (past or present) Huntley Project. It burned down last year.

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Where do you habitually put your keys when you walk in you house? Who the hell knows?? They just magically wind up somewhere. Wherever I unconsciously just throw them. 7 times out of 10 they seem to be wherever it was I threw them from before.

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Do you like to spend a night in an ice hotel? See Link Sure.

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Are looks important? Eh... *makes so-so gesture with hand*

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What did humans evolve from(apes, chimps)? We evolved from turds. Stupid, self serving, evil turds.

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What was Chuck Berrys song "My DIng a Ling" about? That was Chuck Berry???

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I don't like green or yellow skittles; is there a certain color skittle you wont eat? Yellow. But it is not the flavor. It is the color. I don't eat yellow M&M's either. Give your green Skittles to me. I'll eat them.

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What is your occupation? Do you enjoy it? Is it what you planned on doing? Writer. Yes. This is hard to answer. When I began writing it was a conscious decision but it was like 10th or 12th in a long list of things I originally planned to do first.

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I don't mind most friendly touches from family or close friends, but two of hubby's friends in their 50's (they are brothers) won't stop. Always gotta be touching my neck, arms, leg, shoulders, etc during conversation. What should I say? They dont get it Give them a smack. And when did this happen about "Queen of Sexytown"??? Did we ever talk about that???? Cos I don't remember the conversation if we did. But I'm genuinely amused.

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God gave man "freewill" therefore he doesn't intervene even to stop Hitler and God doesn't send people to hell, "peoples' sins do." Does God do ANYTHING at all? Judges what sins you could go to hell for??? I'm sure He's doing SOMETHING up there.

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Im thinking of moving to canada next year,is the ressession affecting canada? I dunno. Prolly. You should move to Montana.

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When were you last drunk? Ugh..... faaaaaaaaaaar too long ago!!

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People think you're a good guy or a great gal. What do you think? Are they in the same room as me?? Or even the same dimension???

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What do you do when you are in too mucn pain to sleep? The few times that ever happens it is usually some kind of tummyache. I just kinda force sleep. *shrug* It works.

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I eat beef raw. does this upset or offend you? No. It's prolly gonna make you really sick though.

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If your s/o asked you to deficate on his/her body would you do it? Prolly. Doesn't sound like anything that I would do regularly but I would try anything once.

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Whats your dog's name? Belle

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Is it just me, or do other people also need to poo when they have a cigarette? Really???? I don't smoke but I know a lot of people that do and none of them ever have to poop when they smoke!! I have never even heard of that.

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Who out there has or is planning to breastfeed? Who hasn't or isn't planning to? Please explain your decision. I'm not. I'm a dude.

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How obvious should a girl be? What's the answer when he keeps missing all the hints that are dropped? Do mean need it literally writing down? I think it varies from situation to situation. Personally I would like a woman who is pretty obvious. I don't always pick up on subtlty or sarcasm very well. Sometimes I do but not ordinarily. I think it depends on who I am with and how well I know them or how long we have been dating.

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If your ex sent you (by mistake) via text, a picture of him/herself naked followed by suggestive text, what would you do? My ex and I split nearly 3 years ago and I received a txt like this yest - i wanted to vomit - I want to ignore it - what d'u think? How did the breakup go?? May I suggest potentially putting it on the interent if it was a bad one??

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Do you find this funny or offensive? I don't find it funny or offensive. I felt nothing looking at that.

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What the hell is wrong with you? I dunno but that made me laugh.

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I'm going crazy!!!!! Wanna come with me? I'm already there, but I can show you the way.

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What should i drink tonight? Besides beer. Milk

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Is there anything you'd like to set fire to? A lot of stuff. Fire's ok.

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Will you be going to Rio to watch the Olympics, or are the 5,000 annual murders enough to keep you away? I'm not even going to watch the Olympics on tv.

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When last did you paint the town red? Never. I painted it silver once.

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What was one thing you saw odd today? 5

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The life function of transport in an organism directly involves those activities used : A. regulation B. excretion C. transport D. synthesis E. *farts*

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What does it mean when you put the stamp upside down on the envelope? That you're stupid. I have never done that, but I have been holding the envelope upside down and put it on the bottom.

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So Roman Polanski has been arrested on a 1977 statutory rape charge. Has justice finally been served, or is it unfair? I think it is unfair that we need extradition treaties in the first place. If you commit a crime anywhere in the world you should be handed over for sentencing regarless of "citizenship" (a concept which I also have a huge problem with, but I digress). The fact that a crime was commited and a debt to society is owed should come first. This has been a long time coming and just cos it...

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How can i find out where my last name came from It came from your parents.

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Do you own a lawn mower? No.

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Dont ya wish your girlifriend was ______________? Last night I almost asked "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me??" but I didn't. I dunno why.

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When comparing the answers you gave when you first joined AB to those you give now, do you notice a difference? (Perhaps in the quality of your answers, the content, or even your own opinions and perspectives) Not much. I try to be more silly and random with my answers now. Mostly just so I don't drop a shitload of fuck-bombs like I so frequently do when answering/commenting. The American people as a general whole have much bigger problems right now than the word fuck. People are too damn sensitive.

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I found a dark blue oblong shaped pill. Smooth on one side, the other side has a G on the left and an O or a circle on the right. scored in the center as if it could be split. any idea what it is? Take it and see.

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If you dont have health insurance already, are you gonna be able to afford a government mandated policy? Fuck no. I can't afford car insurance either and that one already is government mandated. If I could afford ANY insurance, health, car, or otherwise, I might HAVE IT!!!

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How is it, that in the USA, the word "WELSHER" became a slang term meaning, "one who refuses to pay his/her gambling debts?" How could such a horrid meaning be applied to a terrific group of people from a beautiful part of the UK? [Explain, please.] I thought a welcher was someone who backed out on anything, not just a debt.

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Do you live in the "Big Sky Country?" (Montana) Hmmm... well, yes.

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Do you make a fun of one of the AB user makes spelling mistakes instead of AB user ,as i made a silly mistake i typed abuser? No. Some people on this site live in other countries and might not speak english well. Most Americans don't speak english well. Anyone who says "orientated" for instance, has no place to say anything about proper english.

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What has made your life worthwhile? Not much.

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What time do you usually wake for your day? It varies.

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How can antique shops make enough money to stay in business? Crazy hoarder people like me.

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When I become illuminati on AB, will I finally be able to take over the world? Firebrand has claim to that before you do. Based on your level I bet a lot of people prolly will.

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What does it mean when there are a lot of acorns during fall? Nothing as far as I'm aware.

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What happens to all the texts that get sent but are never recieved? Same thing as lost emails. They assume some living form and a life of their own.

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You're a moon what? Moonenite

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(2x-1)(x^2-4x+3)= You made that up!!

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To prevent toilet clogs (& the need to use a plunger), could a GARBAGE DISPOSER be placed into the floor, directly beneath a toilet, so "TP" and feces could be liquified and more easily flushed down the pipe? (I really believe that could work.) That is an awesome idea!!! All these years I have been dealing with my messed up digestive tract and having to plunge my toilet all the time and I didn't think of this!!!

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If you drink coffee everyday and have been for awhile how do you feel if you dont drink any that day? Normal.

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Its friday. How is everyone feeling tonite? Blahhhhhhh..... *scratches itchy butt*

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سورة الحجرات Holy shit!! Never seen that before!!

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Have you ever seen a question, which you thought that you would have asked it? This one.

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Is France nasty like people say it is I hear people don't shower there and they use the bathroom in the street and stuff is it really that nasty? Sounds about right.

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Are you a good communicator? Not particularly.

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Oops, I just spilt/dropped on my kitchen floor! What is it? Taco shell.

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Crunch, I just stepped on a ...........? Taco shell.

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What type of earrings are in Your ear/ears...? Just two small black studs in my left ear.

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What is impotance of purchasee Impotence is when you can't get an erection.....

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How old are you today on 3rd October 2009 24

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Are you in credit/debit with your electricity company? Credit. Incidentally they mailed a check for 30 some odd dollars just today for the credit.

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What do you do when you hate someone? Kick a field goal through their face.

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Can I get you anything from the shop? I going in ten minutes 1. Hot Dogs 2. Corn on the cob 3. Hamburgers 4. Seafood 5. Ice cream

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Do you or anyone you know have Fibromyalgia? Just apparently Spicy Hot. *HUGS to you and her both*

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Are you a nice person Not particularly. I have my days I guess.

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Ive noticed only the better class of people are answering my messages whys this Cos that's just how we roll.

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What's heavier: Everything that is on Earth (animals, trees, water, buildings, people), or Earth itself (just the rock)? Prolly the earth itself. Although with the obesity problem in this country it's prolly not by much.

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Tell me the thoughts that surround you when your alone? Mostly just a bunch of disembodied voices. Sometimes they say stuff and other times they just babble. And random images that appear in my head. A lot of those images are red, black, or blue for some reason.

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Is there a witty comeback you have that you have always wanted to say, but never had the chance? When I read this question it reminded me of George's "jerk store" comeback from Seinfeld. LAWL!!!

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Whats the dumbest thing you have ever heard? I live in a country where George Bush was president for 8 years. I could author a 3 foot thick book about that subject.

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What are you a collector of? Why? And whatever you are a collector of, what is your most prized possesion of that collection? Yes. More "anythings" than you can imagine. It is actually more of a hoard by now. I'm kinda mentally ill like that.

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When you sign in to Ab, what will you look for? First thing is comment/answers from where I left off. Then I just float around and ask/answer/comment and keep an eye out for the more interesting people.

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What is your weight in pounds? 130-140 or something I guess.

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Is Elvis Presley alive? No thank God.

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Where the hell did that baby come from? Britney Spears

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Is this guy the reason why so many girls remain single? This is not to be believed!!! Click on link. She dodged a bullet. At the last "man meeting" all of the men of the world put it on the agenda to demote him for that embarrassing display. We stripped him of his status as a "man" and he is now shuffling papers at a desk. He's not allowed to patrol for women anymore.

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I fought the law and ________? "fill in the blank" Mike Tyson

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What is the new longest word in english? Pneumonoultramicroscopicilivolcaniconiosis.

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Do you think cars have a sort of personality? And do they represent the people that drive them? I had a car that was prolly cursed. It ran 2 or 3 months worth of the 8 months I had it. It went through more flat tires than I'm prepared to count. And when it finally went away it was cos it skidded on some ice and went over a cliff. Landed in a tree. I earnestly believe without some sort of divine intervention I would have been fucked. It was the only tree from horizon to horizon and...

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Do you still answer a question if it is in the wrong category? Do you even point it out? I just answer. I don't even check or notice the category.

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What is the last thing you had to drink? Some red type of Mountain Dew.

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You get to fly anywhere in the world for free this weekend. Where would you go? Japan or Germany. I would have to flip a coin.

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Is it better to give than to receive? As long as it's not sex.

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So what do you think about that.? Not much.

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Why do people rate cynical and sarcastic answers/opinions? Do you think it is making this site less reputable and turning it into a circus for clowns? For me it's a force of habit. I try to UR if I plan to answer or comment or whatever.

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Is everyone drunk on AB? The questions are not making any sense at all. Sometimes I'm drunk on AB. Not tonight though.

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Are you a mature person Not really.

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What would you do if you saw young teenage boys swearing on a train? Around here?? I would be wondering what they were doing on one of those trains in the first place. They're all freight trains.

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Why is it a bad idea to make love in a police car? It isn't. You have already been arrested. What are they gonna do?? And you're already in handcuffs and in a backseat. They practically do all the work for you.

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What would be the most inappropriate situation to wear a sombrero in? When you're the president giving a speech in the Rose Garden. Actually that would be funny!!

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Is a 40dd bust disgusting? I am asking based on a conversation I had today They're too big when she can't see her feet.

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Whats a sign that this date is not going to go well? The date starts off with me naked and tied up. Actually that one could be going either way at that point.

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Is this what a Muslim Adam and Eve would have looked like? That's funny!!

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Tiki man superstitions Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The pothole on the road was so huge, it swallowed up _______. The town I live near.

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How do I go about being the best Godmom for my Godson? What are some things that I can do to help him grow and learn? (i.e, I have no neices/nephews or children of my own, this is new to me) Being a godparent is similar to having joint custody of a child with someone you don't live with. You contribute as best you can when you aren't there and treat them as your own child when you are. You'll do fine. It's not as bad as it sounds.

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The jury found the young woman guilty of manslaughter for causing 3 car wreck while talking on the cell phone. What would be a fair sentence? Depends. Did anyone die?? If not that is a little extreme. Even so there are hands free phones. That'll learn her, extreme or not.

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Do you think Yoshi is a dinosaur or turtle? Yoshi is a dinosaur.

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Can i tie you up, just for fun? Sure!! With what??

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Fill-in: I really have to get home to_______. Take a huge crap.

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Why would you use a half cent? Shit if I know. Same reason they had a "five cent" and "half dime" being minted at the same time for seven years. They also made a 20 cent coin but scrapped it cos they couldn't think of a better design/size to use than the one already being used on the quarter from the time period. And a 2 coin so people could buy stamps and have even change. Shortly after, the price...

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What are you wearing right now? (2009-10-02) Black jeans, a black tshirt and a black hoodie. I was wearing a black beanie-type hat a couple minutes ago but I just took it off.

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Who would like to donate points by clicking that plus sign on the right? I am willing to bet someone might donate 5 points to themselves by clicking the flag button to the right. I didn't but asking for points is frowned upon here on the 'Bag.

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What time did you awaken this morning? 5:30am then fell asleep again the woke at 10am ish or something. 10:30 maybe.

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How Jesus used to greet his disciples? Sup bitches!! J-dawgz in the hizzle!!!

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Bill Gates parachutes into your back yard. What do you do? There is about 3-4 feet between the back of my house and the fence so that would be a pretty damn good landing!!!

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Whats the most frieghtining creature you have seen in your backyard? and what happened? I don't have much for a backyard. There is about 4 feet between the back of my house and the fence.

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What's the first thing you think or feel when I say the word: death? Fascination. Likely an insane amount.

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When you went to your 10 year high school reunion, where we the winners in life? Who did you think was a looser? Mine isn't until 2013 but I SERIOUSLY doubt there will be any winners.

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A little "what" never hurt anybody? Sex, drugs, alcohol, all kinds of evil things.

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Would you ever wear a shirt like this? (see link). I think it is pretty cool looking! A WHOLE shirt maybe but that IS cool looking. I wouldn't wear THAT particular one but if it was a whole shirt I might once.

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Guys: A girl invites you over to her house to watch a movie. Are you expecting sex? Most times no. Depends on circumstances though.

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Is time only a invention of man? Sounds about right. And not a very good one if we need bullshit like "leap year" and the "all useless daylight savings". I mean Godammit!! You can turn the clock to say whatever the hell you want but it is STILL going to get dark at the exact same fucking time every day!!! If you want more daylight wake your ass up an hour or two earlier. God people are so dumb it's...

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Do you remember your very first teacher's name? Mrs. Sage

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If an AB gang was started and you wanted to join, would you rather be beat in or sexed in? Sexed

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Does it bother you,what other people think of you.? Hmmm... No *laughs*

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I've got a golden ticket!! Who wants free chocolate? I don't.

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What (besides a diamond) might describe a girls' best friend? Chocolate

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What's one famous person you wish you could spend "7 minutes in heaven" with? Chrishell Stause.

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What's one TV show you will either turn off, or change the channel on, guaranteed? Any "medical" drama. Or golf.

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Is AB a duplicate free zone again? Nope

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Ok my penis is about 5 and a half in. at age 16 and im wondering since i dont think ive went all the way through puberty, is there a chance it will get bigger Prolly. But don't get your hopes up. You'll never be as large as me.

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Whats in your refridgerator? Not much. I'm getting groceries here in a little while.

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Can you tell us something about yourself that your S.O. doesn't know? Yes. My s/o doesn't exist. But please don't tell her that!!!

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Do you have any over due bills? Not overdue but they are coming up. Actually I think the trash bill might be overdue.

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When is the last time you moved? I'm moving right now. See?? My fingers are moving to type.

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MEN:What color tie are you wearing today? I hate ties. I only own one and it is to hang myself with should I ever decide to do so.

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Why do so many musician die when they are young? Drug and alcohol abuse helps.

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If you were a flower, what type of flower would you be? I'm happy as long as I'm not the racist sunflower from Family Guy.

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What can i wear with a dark blue jeans,i rlyy ned help!!<3 Try a toga.

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In your opinion, How common is your first name? (not your AB username) Medium. I have only met one other person with my name and there are only 2 or 3 famous people with my name. I like my name.

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Why cant he/she just do it MY way in bed; what is the big deal, and what way? More often than not I am pretty submissive. And I will do whatever.

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I really wish AB was for adults 18 and up. These teen-age questions could be in a teen-age forum AB. Anyone agree? There can be a teenage question section perhaps (as opposed to AB4Adults) but I wouldn't want it just 18 and up. Some of the best ABers around like Lovehearts and Doodlethenoodle would have to leave. Just cos they are younger than 18 doesn't mean they aren't smart. Some of the more foolish questions I have seen lately were asked by adults.

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Do you have a lucky number? if yes, what? 8, 13, and 333

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Can you think of a use for tennis shoes I have found lying about the house that belong to my teenage daughter? I am tired of tripping over them all the time. Swat flies??

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Roman Polanski--Throw in jail or let him walk free? They should put him in jail just for having a stupid name like "Roman".

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I have a HUGE crush on someone from AB! Can you guess who it is? Me. It's ok. They all do.

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What would you do if a stranger mooned you? Sun them.

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Why do you like paperback instead of hard cover books? I don't.

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Tell me a funny joke *farts*

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When making/agreeing to plans with friends, how far ahead do you tend to contact each other? I don't have any friends.

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How was everyone day today? Eh...