Answerbag: tiberseptim's answers

Answer to My boss is Indian. I can't understand what he says and that gets me in trouble sometimes. Hostile work environment?

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:50:57 -0700

My boss is Indian. I can't understand what he says and that gets me in trouble sometimes. Hostile work environment?

Definitely. You should call the ACLU immediately and describe the situation to them. Don't skimp on the vicious slurs.

Answer to What does it mean when you lock eyes with a guy and you feel something?

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:49:50 -0700

What does it mean when you lock eyes with a guy and you feel something?

Biological reaction. Lust, if you will. Learn the difference between that and love and maybe you'll find a fulfilling relationship.

Answer to I have a long distance relationship, how do I get him to text me more?

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:48:42 -0700

I have a long distance relationship, how do I get him to text me more?

Tell him all about your new "friend" who you've been "spending so much time with" and is just such a "great guy". He'll be checking in on you much more often. That is, if he gives a shit.

Answer to How much money do you think Louis CK has?

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:58:09 -0800

How much money do you think Louis CK has?

"Not Ten" dollars.

Answer to Can you name one famous gay/lesbian?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:15:25 -0800

Can you name one famous gay/lesbian?

Liberace.

Answer to If patience is a virtue what is impatience?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:14:27 -0800

If patience is a virtue what is impatience?

Inevitable. Like death and taxes.

Answer to I recently moved downstairs into a nice new apartment. The folks above me have two young children that must have concrete feet. They run and jump CONSTANTLY and it is driving me INSANE. How can I handle this without being rude or a party pooper?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:05:50 -0800

I recently moved downstairs into a nice new apartment. The folks above me have two young children that must have concrete feet. They run and jump CONSTANTLY and it is driving me INSANE. How can I handle this without being rude or a party pooper?

You can't. The only two possibilities are: 1. You put yourself out and suffer the upstairs noises. 2. The parents of the young rogues will be put out as they try to rein in their kids. Someone loses, either way. You just have to decide who it is. On a side note, I spent my...

Answer to If the fact were proven, how would you react if God were female?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:59:50 -0800

If the fact were proven, how would you react if God were female?

I wouldn't care one way or the other. Why does it matter? The question is kind of sexist. Not as much so as some of the answers, sadly.

Answer to I lost my virginity before i had my first kiss. Does this happen much?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:48:19 -0800

I lost my virginity before i had my first kiss. Does this happen much?

I'm not touching this one. Too many possibilities come to mind, many of them unpleasant.

Answer to I just joined Facebook and re-connected with a lot of old friends. I am one of only a handful with a spouse and/or kids. Am I unusual, or are they? (we're all right around 31-32.)

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:47:08 -0800

I just joined Facebook and re-connected with a lot of old friends. I am one of only a handful with a spouse and/or kids. Am I unusual, or are they? (we're all right around 31-32.)

Having children has become less of a standard these days. Many people consciously choose not to have kids and many others are unable. I'd say neither you or you friends are unusual (at least in that sense).

Answer to I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf?

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:42:28 -0800

I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf?

Are you a guy? Most guys don't like big boobs on their boyfriends.

Answer to I love my---------.

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:40:45 -0800

I love my---------.

I love my "self".

Answer to If you found out that you bf impregnated another girl by mistake hat would you do

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:50:06 -0700

If you found out that you bf impregnated another girl by mistake hat would you do

"Mistake"? Like, they were doing a naked rain dance, he tripped and fell into her, then "OOPS!"? Was the "mistake" before or after you got together? Before, you could let it slide if you want. During the relationship, though, and the only "mistake" would...

Answer to If you were eating at the Krusty Krab, what would you order?

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:44:55 -0700

If you were eating at the Krusty Krab, what would you order?

Patrick's head, no dressing.

Answer to Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:53:18 -0700

Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

I'd be stupid not to.

Answer to What do I do if I think my daughter is cutting?

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:05:19 -0700

What do I do if I think my daughter is cutting?

Rub her nose in it?

Answer to YAY ive stopped cutting!! :]

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:02:51 -0700

YAY ive stopped cutting!! :]

That's not a question. Let me answer your non-question with a question of my own: Is it just me, or do all of these "answers" of encouragement sound like snide, sarcastic remarks? "That's such an accomplishment! Great Job!" Like that. That's an entirely...

Answer to What made you decide to become a mortician?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:27:54 -0700

What made you decide to become a mortician?

Sex. With dead people. It's the bees knees.

Answer to If you could, would you ever name your child a number?

Mon, 26 May 2008 18:58:44 -0700

If you could, would you ever name your child a number?

Why would I, when the US government will gladly do it for me?

Answer to Are humans the most dangerous animal on earth?

Sat, 24 May 2008 19:17:42 -0700

Are humans the most dangerous animal on earth?

Not humans. Spider-man.

Answer to Do you like nice or naughty shades of lip gloss or lipstick?

Mon, 19 May 2008 14:37:41 -0700

Do you like nice or naughty shades of lip gloss or lipstick?

How can a color be naughty? OR nice?

Answer to What are some ideas for matching tattoos for me and my boyfriend?

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:27:57 -0700

What are some ideas for matching tattoos for me and my boyfriend?

Get Orpheus and Eurydice of Greek mythology. http://www.meaus.com/117-orpheus-and-eurydice.JPEG http://www.areopagus.net/grklove.htm#orpheus When you show them to people and explain what they're supposed to be, you can pretend you're really deep. I say "pretend" because...

Answer to Who's your favourite stand-up comedian?

Sat, 03 May 2008 21:31:49 -0700

Who's your favourite stand-up comedian?

Bill Hicks, hands down.

Answer to What diet pills would you suggest to me for fast weight-loss?

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:13:17 -0700

What diet pills would you suggest to me for fast weight-loss?

None. Fast weight loss is 99% always not healthy weight loss.

Answer to What are the lyrics to the 'Robot Chicken' theme song?

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:11:15 -0700

What are the lyrics to the 'Robot Chicken' theme song?

"Buck buck buck" and "It's alive!"

Answer to When you hear a southern accent do you think "dumbo"? not the flying elephant...

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:10:19 -0700

When you hear a southern accent do you think "dumbo"? not the flying elephant...

What is the point of this questions? Are you asking if southern accents make people sound ignorant, but trying to be coy about it? If so, you did a terrible job of it, which says more about YOUR intellect than ANY accent would. Personally, I'm annoyed by "redneck" drawl and...

Answer to Why do we say Jesus was Sacrificed, when he had the death penalty. Saying Jesus was Sacrificed is pretty much saying he killed himself.

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:39:06 -0700

Why do we say Jesus was Sacrificed, when he had the death penalty. Saying Jesus was Sacrificed is pretty much saying he killed himself.

He went knowingly to his own death. Sounds like a martyr to me.

Answer to Are you ready for war?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:53:15 -0800

Are you ready for war?

No. Does that mean we won't go?

Answer to What's the most expensive thing in the world?

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:50:53 -0800

What's the most expensive thing in the world?

Microsoft Surface is a pretty solid contender. http://www.microsoft.com/surface/ http://www.armchairempire.com/News/?p=280 $10,000 dollars for a table? Needlessly excessive.

Answer to If you love it let it go, if it never comes back, it was never meant to be..True?

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:26:00 -0800

If you love it let it go, if it never comes back, it was never meant to be..True?

True. Do me a favor and tell this to my girlfriend. Rest assured, I'll come back.

Answer to Sexiest Woman or Man alive?

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:19:48 -0800

Sexiest Woman or Man alive?

I've always been a fan of Allison Hannigan. If you don't know, she's played Willow on Buffy, among various other roles. My friends always had a thing for Buffy, but I always had my eyes on Willow. She's got kind of a "girl-next-door" thing going on.

Answer to What was your favorite candy growing up?

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:17:20 -0800

What was your favorite candy growing up?

Do you mean the dried marshmallow cigs? Cause those are still around. The ones I loved, which don't seem to exist any more, were the bubblegums cigarettes. A long stick of gum, wrapped in faux smoking paper, that was loaded with flour/powder sugar or something. You could blow the...

Answer to When ordering a Subway sub, what do you normally get on it? I need new ideas for when i go there for lunch! :)

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:12:41 -0800

When ordering a Subway sub, what do you normally get on it? I need new ideas for when i go there for lunch! :)

Italian bread, hard salami, little bit of mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, crushed peppers if they have them, sometimes sliced jalapenos if they don't. Thought I prefer Jreck's to Subway. Better meat/bread ratio.

Answer to Have you ever seduced a cigarette out of it's package and into your mouth?

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:06:14 -0800

Have you ever seduced a cigarette out of it's package and into your mouth?

I wouldn't say "seduced", but I've totally done that. Of course, now I don't smoke, so it's not like I do it anymore.

Answer to What is your opinion of men that don't wear underwear? Is it different to your opinion of women who don't wear underwear? (By underwear, I mean undies, not bras)

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:11:25 -0800

What is your opinion of men that don't wear underwear? Is it different to your opinion of women who don't wear underwear? (By underwear, I mean undies, not bras)

First of all, I'm glad you clarified that by "underwear", you weren't referring to bras. Cause God Almighty, I sure do know a lot of fellas that wear lacy lingerie under their halter tops and I would've been confused if you hadn't have been as specific. Anyway, I...

Answer to If communism means common man with common interest while capitaism means the rich getting richer and poor getting poorer, isn't communism actually better?

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:09:05 -0800

If communism means common man with common interest while capitaism means the rich getting richer and poor getting poorer, isn't communism actually better?

Though communism isn't as evil as Senator Joseph McCarthy would have you believe, it just doesn't work in practice. Everybody living under the same standards of health and income is a great idea on paper, but mankind is just too greedy/lazy/stupid for us to actually live that way....

Answer to Would you like to travel in a spaceship?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:54:57 -0800

Would you like to travel in a spaceship?

Who wouldn't?

Answer to How do you feel about your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:48:40 -0800

How do you feel about your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

I have many mixed feelings about her. All in all, I love her more than anything. Even myself. My actions prove it time and time again. Even if my mind isn't wholly behind them.

Answer to Kids how long are you getting off for Thanksgiving?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:47:26 -0800

Kids how long are you getting off for Thanksgiving?

About 10 seconds at a time. HA! I kid. I actually work Black Friday.

Answer to What is the #1 complaint men have about women?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:46:20 -0800

What is the #1 complaint men have about women?

To quote Mike Birbiglia, "...the oldest injustice in gender relations, which is guy gets mad, girl gets COUNTER-MAD at guy just for being mad, guy apologizes to girl, buys girl a frozen yogurt. Somehow she ends up with a frozen yogurt. Guess what. I'm still secretly mad."

Answer to My last boifrien cheated on me....but i still like him lloooooooots i dont know if i should ask him bck..or just mmoovie on

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:43:50 -0800

My last boifrien cheated on me....but i still like him lloooooooots i dont know if i should ask him bck..or just mmoovie on

Magic 8-Ball says "You're F-ing Retarded." WOW. It's never said that before. I didn't even know it was written in there. HA! I kid. Magic 8-Ball actually says "Don't Count On It."

Answer to Men, what is the most attractive thing about a women?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:41:56 -0800

Men, what is the most attractive thing about a women?

You'll get a different answer with every man you ask. I say the hips. That whole region.

Answer to Can you stay friends with a partner who cheated on you? After a 7 year relationship.

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:39:52 -0800

Can you stay friends with a partner who cheated on you? After a 7 year relationship.

My girlfriend's ex managed it. Twice.

Answer to Is it disrespectful to the GLBT people not to correct people on here that think I'm gay because I support gay rights? I get so many e mails & I'm sick of saying NO, I'm straight, I'm just a supporter. It really shouldn't matter anyway if I am, thoughts?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:38:24 -0800

Is it disrespectful to the GLBT people not to correct people on here that think I'm gay because I support gay rights? I get so many e mails & I'm sick of saying NO, I'm straight, I'm just a supporter. It really shouldn't matter anyway if I am, thoughts?

No harm in being honest. If they hate you because you declare your heterosexuality, they need to rethink their cause.

Answer to What to do? 3rd grader has oral report due after Thanksgiving break. It was assigned yesterday. The library has 1 copy and is checked out. 5 others are on waiting list before us. Book is not sold in stores and not online. What was the teacher thinking?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:36:39 -0800

What to do? 3rd grader has oral report due after Thanksgiving break. It was assigned yesterday. The library has 1 copy and is checked out. 5 others are on waiting list before us. Book is not sold in stores and not online. What was the teacher thinking?

If this is a serious concern, you should contact the teacher and question his/her logic. Ask if he/she is aware of the rarity of the book. The teacher might reconsider the assignment or may have some advice on where to acquire a copy. In situations that call for it, a parent can never be to...

Answer to I Take Birthcontrol but my b/c and i are VERY sexually Active and he ALWAYS comes inside of me i have only been on birth control for about a month never missed a pill but my period never came i took a preg. test it came out neg. What could this mean? HELP

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:32:17 -0800

I Take Birthcontrol but my b/c and i are VERY sexually Active and he ALWAYS comes inside of me i have only been on birth control for about a month never missed a pill but my period never came i took a preg. test it came out neg. What could this mean? HELP

One of two things. 1. You're too soon into the pregnancy for a store-bought pregnancy test to register positive. If this is a real concern, make a doctor's appointment for a clinical pregnancy test, or, 2. You just randomly missed your period for some reason. It happens. My...

Answer to What is the best thing that a man likes in bed?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:28:48 -0800

What is the best thing that a man likes in bed?

You're... talking about sex, right? Let's ask the Magic 8-Ball. "As I See It Yes." Alright, then. It depends on the man. Personally, I like a girl to show a take-charge, rough attitude in bed.

Answer to Women: What is the funniest thing a guy has ever said/done during sex?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:26:55 -0800

Women: What is the funniest thing a guy has ever said/done during sex?

Died. May not be funny to either of the participants, but as an observer, hilarious.

Answer to What is wrong with legalizing gay marriage?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:26:01 -0800

What is wrong with legalizing gay marriage?

Unless you huff paint regularly, nothing. Personally, I'm a libertarian and think you should be allowed to do anything you want as long as it doesn't harm others. Of course, "harm" has been kind of stretched by special interest groups in out government to mean ridiculous...

Answer to There are many 'taboos' in the Bible, regarding sexuality, that are now ignored. And yet, the Bible is spouted repeatedly against homosexual sex. How can someone use the Bible to say one thing is wrong while dismissing other wrongs listed in the Bible?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:23:16 -0800

There are many 'taboos' in the Bible, regarding sexuality, that are now ignored. And yet, the Bible is spouted repeatedly against homosexual sex. How can someone use the Bible to say one thing is wrong while dismissing other wrongs listed in the Bible?

Logic doesn't apply to religious fundamentalists. It's kind of a square peg/round hole issue.

Answer to How many miles is it all the way round the world

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:19:13 -0800

How many miles is it all the way round the world

The circumference of the Earth, at the equator, is 24,901.55 miles.

Answer to I over heard a woman on her cell phone telling her friend how to induce her own labor. Her friend was 35 weeks pg. She told her there was no reason to wait. Do you agree or disagree? Would you have said something to her if you felt she was wrong?

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:17:54 -0800

I over heard a woman on her cell phone telling her friend how to induce her own labor. Her friend was 35 weeks pg. She told her there was no reason to wait. Do you agree or disagree? Would you have said something to her if you felt she was wrong?

The woman's obviously insane. And you know what they say, "Argue with an insane person and, in the end, you'll be frustrated and the person will still be insane."

Answer to What is your favorite love song from the 1980’s? (Post Youtube video)

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:36:55 -0800

What is your favorite love song from the 1980’s? (Post Youtube video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW7rfNt_Jxs

Answer to Do you love your s/o so much you think you can survive till thy kingdom come with him/her on a deserted island without Internet, TV, watching sports in person, etc?

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:32:53 -0800

Do you love your s/o so much you think you can survive till thy kingdom come with him/her on a deserted island without Internet, TV, watching sports in person, etc?

No, and I pity anyone who does.

Answer to Im thinking on buying a new anime series, any recommendations?

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:36:39 -0800

Im thinking on buying a new anime series, any recommendations?

Azumanga Daioh, Excel Saga, and, if you haven't seen them yet, FLCL and Cowboy Bebop.

Answer to Have you ever seen "Twelve Angry Men"?

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:35:20 -0800

Have you ever seen "Twelve Angry Men"?

No, but I saw it lampooned on Robot Chicken in the form of "Twelve Angry Little People".

Answer to What is the safest website to download music?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:51:01 -0800

What is the safest website to download music?

When it comes to buying music, I prefer iTunes. If you're looking for illegitimate downloads, I can't help you. You're on your own.

Answer to Why do dogs love to run after the poor mailman?:(

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:48:14 -0800

Why do dogs love to run after the poor mailman?:(

Dogs are very territorial. Not all dogs will attack the mailman, but the few cases that are the worst could be solved if the owner took an active role, asserted dominance over the dog, and properly introduced the dog and the mailman. Most mail carriers would be more than happy to cooperate if it...

Answer to What is a good song to headbang to?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:46:27 -0800

What is a good song to headbang to?

The Beast and the Harlot, by Avenged Sevenfold.

Answer to What characteristic do you despise?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:43:14 -0800

What characteristic do you despise?

Willful ignorance.

Answer to When you were disciplined as a child, who did you fear the most...Mom or Dad?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:42:24 -0800

When you were disciplined as a child, who did you fear the most...Mom or Dad?

Dad. He had a vicious temper. Not violent, just loud and scary.

Answer to Rosie O'Donnell or Joan Rivers?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 01:40:43 -0800

Rosie O'Donnell or Joan Rivers?

Rosie. Joan probably tastes gamy and she would dry out in the frying pan anyway.

Answer to For the men, which is worse? A high maintenance snob, or a desperate woman with no standards?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:55:20 -0800

For the men, which is worse? A high maintenance snob, or a desperate woman with no standards?

My current girlfriend is a high-maintenance, desperate snob, and that's worst of all.

Answer to Here in WA, pharmacies are pushing for a law that allows pharmacies to either carry or not carry the "Plan B" or "The Morning After pill" depending on their personal beliefs. Would you be for, or against this law? Info on the pill: http://www.go2planb.com

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:54:05 -0800

Here in WA, pharmacies are pushing for a law that allows pharmacies to either carry or not carry the "Plan B" or "The Morning After pill" depending on their personal beliefs. Would you be for, or against this law? Info on the pill: http://www.go2planb.com

I'm all for individual choice. Therefore, I'm for the pharmacies' right to stock what they please. Let the market dictate action.

Answer to Do you still "fill 'er up"?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:51:45 -0800

Do you still "fill 'er up"?

What am I? Made of money?

Answer to What is your favorite news website? Why?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:50:32 -0800

What is your favorite news website? Why?

http://www.1up.com Game news is the only news I care about.

Answer to Is it true that nice guys finish last? If so, why?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:49:53 -0800

Is it true that nice guys finish last? If so, why?

You can't win without ruthless tactics, something "nice guys" lack.

Answer to Does jimmy really love me?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:49:03 -0800

Does jimmy really love me?

Magic 8-Ball says "Most Likely".

Answer to On scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the most), how close are you to your best friend?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:46:00 -0800

On scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the most), how close are you to your best friend?

10. About as close as two friends could be. To quantify how close we are, let me offer a hypothetical: If my friend were to lose everything, have no where to turn, and came to me for quarter, I would say yes. Even if the people in my current living arrangement disagreed. I would tell my...

Answer to Who will grow up to be more beautiful, Suri Cruise or Shiloh Jolie Pitt?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:45:33 -0800

Who will grow up to be more beautiful, Suri Cruise or Shiloh Jolie Pitt?

Let me answer your question with a question: What kind of weirdo are you to be pondering the future sexual characteristics of infants?

Answer to Have you ever been so deeply in love you can't see the end?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:42:59 -0800

Have you ever been so deeply in love you can't see the end?

Yes. I am right now. Though, technically, I CAN see the end, I just won't make the right decisions based on that insight.

Answer to Does anyone here work at EB Games or a Gamestop?

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:21:11 -0800

Does anyone here work at EB Games or a Gamestop?

I do.

Answer to What would you concider your bare necessities?

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:11:13 -0800

What would you concider your bare necessities?

Food, shelter, and video games.

Answer to Off and on dating passive aggressive man .Saw him making out with another girl when he was very drunk.When he saw that I was watching him, he immediately stopped.He has posted a picture on his page with him and some other girl.Is he telling me to move on?

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 15:09:48 -0700

Off and on dating passive aggressive man .Saw him making out with another girl when he was very drunk.When he saw that I was watching him, he immediately stopped.He has posted a picture on his page with him and some other girl.Is he telling me to move on?

Magic 8-Ball says "It is certain".

Answer to How many ABrs know what "Critical Thinking" means?

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:03:06 -0700

How many ABrs know what "Critical Thinking" means?

I know, and not nearly enough people are capable of it.

Answer to How did you ask out your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Were you shy?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:10:48 -0700

How did you ask out your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Were you shy?

We started out having a weekend fling, and about a week later I told her I loved her on the phone. Just pretty much out of the blue. And she said she felt the same for me. That was 5 years ago, and we're still together, going strong.

Answer to How can you tell if someone truly loves you or just your money?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:09:41 -0700

How can you tell if someone truly loves you or just your money?

Lose your money. If they stay, it's you.

Answer to How many times can a college football coach request a play review in a game?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:07:51 -0700

How many times can a college football coach request a play review in a game?

If the Madden NFL series on various consoles is to be believed, six. One for each timeout per half.

Answer to Why do you like to eat?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:06:33 -0700

Why do you like to eat?

Cause I'm hungry. And I tend to pick things that are delicious.

Answer to WHATS A GUYS DEFINITION OF LOVE?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:02:13 -0700

WHATS A GUYS DEFINITION OF LOVE?

To me, love is when you care for someone as much as or more than you care about yourself.

Answer to Would you call yourself a romantic person?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:00:02 -0700

Would you call yourself a romantic person?

Yes. I usually don't have the resources to execute any of my grand ideas, though.

Answer to After how many dates is a woman obliged to sleep with a man?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:57:16 -0700

After how many dates is a woman obliged to sleep with a man?

A woman is NEVER "obliged" to sleep with anyone. Certain men may have different expectations, but you should never sleep with someone because you feel you HAVE to. "Because you want to" is the only acceptable reason.

Answer to What do you like to eat with rice?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:56:11 -0700

What do you like to eat with rice?

General Tao Chicken. Mmmm-mmm.

Answer to Are children less personally sociable today?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:55:25 -0700

Are children less personally sociable today?

To me, children have never been terribly personable. When I meet some new niece or nephew, I don't expect the Duke and Duchess of Charmington. Kids are brats. Always have been, always will be. It's our duty as adults to break them of that so they can do the same for the next generation.

Answer to Why do guys need to look at porn if they have a girl friend

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:52:39 -0700

Why do guys need to look at porn if they have a girl friend

Not all guys NEED to, but many young men have a healthy sexual appetite that many young women may not be willing or able to fulfill. For those cases, pornography and masturbation are a healthy release, while maintaining fidelity in the relationship.

Answer to My boyfriend is going to be a white gangster for halloween, and i can't think what to be. I want to dress up to kinda match him, please help me out

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:50:18 -0700

My boyfriend is going to be a white gangster for halloween, and i can't think what to be. I want to dress up to kinda match him, please help me out

Just dress as a ghetto hoochie. I'd offer a picture as a frame of reference, but Google doesn't turn out many image results for "ghetto white girl" that aren't pornographic in nature.

Answer to Is your current relationship all what you want it to be, or does it need a bit of touching up?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:46:40 -0700

Is your current relationship all what you want it to be, or does it need a bit of touching up?

We could stand for some "touching up". I think every relationship could use some work, even when things feel perfect, there's always room for improvement. As human beings, we should always be striving to better ourselves. Complacency is our enemy, even in relationships.

Answer to Is a naked 200 pound man soaking in a tub with a small dog normal?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:45:21 -0700

Is a naked 200 pound man soaking in a tub with a small dog normal?

As long as the dog doesn't become a loofah...

Answer to When is the last time you had a dream and woke up thinking, "That was so cool"?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:37:56 -0700

When is the last time you had a dream and woke up thinking, "That was so cool"?

Ok, all of you may not get this, but if you've ever played Overlord and Pokémon, you'll understand what I'm talking about. I picked up both games (Diamond, for all you Pokéfans) at about the same time and was utterly addicted to both for a few weeks. I knew...

Answer to Why do men cheat?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 15:22:15 -0700

Why do men cheat?

WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS GENERALIZE ABOUT MEN??? Seriously, though. I don't cheat. I'm a guy. STFU, newb.

Answer to I am a working husband, my wife is looking after our 1 week old boy, she gets up at night to feed him so that I can rest, I feel quilty about this, what can I do?

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:02:01 -0700

I am a working husband, my wife is looking after our 1 week old boy, she gets up at night to feed him so that I can rest, I feel quilty about this, what can I do?

That's liberal guilt talking. You shouldn't feel bad about a mutual arrangement between you and your wife, regardless of how "politically incorrect" it is. The nuclear family still has a place in this world.

Answer to In what ways are you like your father?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:17:49 -0700

In what ways are you like your father?

I have a vicious temper, just like him. Not violent, but loud and intense. I also have a lot of the same nervous ticks and mannerisms as him. Mom thinks I'm going to become an alcoholic like him because I drink occasionally, but she's an idiot.

Answer to Have you ever pretended to like someone just to get closer to their friend?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:21:09 -0700

Have you ever pretended to like someone just to get closer to their friend?

No. Seems counterproductive to me.

Answer to Why don't women put the toilet seat up?

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:38:32 -0700

Why don't women put the toilet seat up?

Wow... just, wow. I hope you mean as a courtesy to the man/men they live with, because if you need to be told outright why women don't use the toilet with the seat up, you fail at life. As for the courtesy thing, I really don't know. I don't think there's a universal answer.

Answer to Which is the cuter: the red squirrel or the grey squirrel?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 21:20:22 -0700

Which is the cuter: the red squirrel or the grey squirrel?

The red squirrel.

Answer to Should pornography be banned for moral, religious, feminist or crime-prevention reasons? Or is censorship of this sort ill-advised?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:40:42 -0700

Should pornography be banned for moral, religious, feminist or crime-prevention reasons? Or is censorship of this sort ill-advised?

Censorship of ANY sort is ill-advised. It's freedom or fascism. Take your pick.

Answer to Does Pornography Liberate or Degrade Society?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:39:32 -0700

Does Pornography Liberate or Degrade Society?

Like all freedom of expression, pornography is liberating. If pornography disgusts you, try to realize that the alternative is fascism. If that seems a more desirable option, then you are in need of some deep introspection.

Answer to Do you still respect the person you lost your virginity to?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:35:36 -0700

Do you still respect the person you lost your virginity to?

Never did.

Answer to Isn't Rice a Roni fantastic? What do you eat it with?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:32 -0700

Isn't Rice a Roni fantastic? What do you eat it with?

A fork.

Answer to I'm 14 Years Old, & I Have A HUGEE Crush On A Guy Thats 18. Were Not Really Friends, Kinda Just Met, Is This Wrong? & What Can I Do So Maybe He Would Notice Me & Talk To Me?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:13:06 -0700

I'm 14 Years Old, & I Have A HUGEE Crush On A Guy Thats 18. Were Not Really Friends, Kinda Just Met, Is This Wrong? & What Can I Do So Maybe He Would Notice Me & Talk To Me?

In 4 more years, you'll be fine. Right now, it's illegal. So stop it!