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My boss is Indian. I can't understand what he says and that gets me in trouble sometimes. Hostile work environment?
Definitely. You should call the ACLU immediately and describe the situation to them. Don't skimp on the vicious slurs.
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What does it mean when you lock eyes with a guy and you feel something?
Biological reaction. Lust, if you will. Learn the difference between that and love and maybe you'll find a fulfilling relationship.
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I have a long distance relationship, how do I get him to text me more?
Tell him all about your new "friend" who you've been "spending so much time with" and is just such a "great guy". He'll be checking in on you much more often. That is, if he gives a shit.
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How much money do you think Louis CK has?
"Not Ten" dollars.
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Can you name one famous gay/lesbian?
Liberace.
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If patience is a virtue what is impatience?
Inevitable. Like death and taxes.
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I recently moved downstairs into a nice new apartment. The folks above me have two young children that must have concrete feet. They run and jump CONSTANTLY and it is driving me INSANE. How can I handle this without being rude or a party pooper?
You can't.
The only two possibilities are:
1. You put yourself out and suffer the upstairs noises.
2. The parents of the young rogues will be put out as they try to rein in their kids.
Someone loses, either way. You just have to decide who it is.
On a side note, I spent my teen years growing up in a flat above my aunt. She would complain about the noise if I so much as...
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If the fact were proven, how would you react if God were female?
I wouldn't care one way or the other. Why does it matter? The question is kind of sexist.
Not as much so as some of the answers, sadly.
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I lost my virginity before i had my first kiss. Does this happen much?
I'm not touching this one. Too many possibilities come to mind, many of them unpleasant.
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I just joined Facebook and re-connected with a lot of old friends. I am one of only a handful with a spouse and/or kids. Am I unusual, or are they? (we're all right around 31-32.)
Having children has become less of a standard these days. Many people consciously choose not to have kids and many others are unable. I'd say neither you or you friends are unusual (at least in that sense).
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I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf?
Are you a guy? Most guys don't like big boobs on their boyfriends.
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I love my---------.
I love my "self".
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If you found out that you bf impregnated another girl by mistake hat would you do
"Mistake"? Like, they were doing a naked rain dance, he tripped and fell into her, then "OOPS!"?
Was the "mistake" before or after you got together? Before, you could let it slide if you want. During the relationship, though, and the only "mistake" would be staying with him any longer.
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If you were eating at the Krusty Krab, what would you order?
Patrick's head, no dressing.
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Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I'd be stupid not to.
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What do I do if I think my daughter is cutting?
Rub her nose in it?
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YAY ive stopped cutting!! :]
That's not a question.
Let me answer your non-question with a question of my own:
Is it just me, or do all of these "answers" of encouragement sound like snide, sarcastic remarks? "That's such an accomplishment! Great Job!" Like that. That's an entirely different statement depending on how you read it.
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What made you decide to become a mortician?
Sex. With dead people. It's the bees knees.
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If you could, would you ever name your child a number?
Why would I, when the US government will gladly do it for me?
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Are humans the most dangerous animal on earth?
Not humans. Spider-man.
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Do you like nice or naughty shades of lip gloss or lipstick?
How can a color be naughty? OR nice?
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What are some ideas for matching tattoos for me and my boyfriend?
Get Orpheus and Eurydice of Greek mythology.
http://www.meaus.com/117-orpheus-and-eurydice.JPEG
http://www.areopagus.net/grklove.htm#orpheus
When you show them to people and explain what they're supposed to be, you can pretend you're really deep. I say "pretend" because if you were REALLY deep, you wouldn't be coming to Answerbag for tattoo ideas.
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Who's your favourite stand-up comedian?
Bill Hicks, hands down.
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What diet pills would you suggest to me for fast weight-loss?
None. Fast weight loss is 99% always not healthy weight loss.
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What are the lyrics to the 'Robot Chicken' theme song?
"Buck buck buck" and "It's alive!"
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When you hear a southern accent do you think "dumbo"? not the flying elephant...
What is the point of this questions? Are you asking if southern accents make people sound ignorant, but trying to be coy about it? If so, you did a terrible job of it, which says more about YOUR intellect than ANY accent would.
Personally, I'm annoyed by "redneck" drawl and jargon, but I find a proper southern accent charming.
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Why do we say Jesus was Sacrificed, when he had the death penalty. Saying Jesus was Sacrificed is pretty much saying he killed himself.
He went knowingly to his own death. Sounds like a martyr to me.
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Are you ready for war?
No. Does that mean we won't go?
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What's the most expensive thing in the world?
Microsoft Surface is a pretty solid contender.
http://www.microsoft.com/surface/
http://www.armchairempire.com/News/?p=280
$10,000 dollars for a table? Needlessly excessive.
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If you love it let it go, if it never comes back, it was never meant to be..True?
True.
Do me a favor and tell this to my girlfriend. Rest assured, I'll come back.
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Sexiest Woman or Man alive?
I've always been a fan of Allison Hannigan. If you don't know, she's played Willow on Buffy, among various other roles.
My friends always had a thing for Buffy, but I always had my eyes on Willow. She's got kind of a "girl-next-door" thing going on.
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What was your favorite candy growing up?
Do you mean the dried marshmallow cigs? Cause those are still around. The ones I loved, which don't seem to exist any more, were the bubblegums cigarettes. A long stick of gum, wrapped in faux smoking paper, that was loaded with flour/powder sugar or something. You could blow the flour/whatever out, giving the illusion of the "cigarette" producing smoke. I can see why those are...
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When ordering a Subway sub, what do you normally get on it? I need new ideas for when i go there for lunch! :)
Italian bread, hard salami, little bit of mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, crushed peppers if they have them, sometimes sliced jalapenos if they don't.
Thought I prefer Jreck's to Subway. Better meat/bread ratio.
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Have you ever seduced a cigarette out of it's package and into your mouth?
I wouldn't say "seduced", but I've totally done that.
Of course, now I don't smoke, so it's not like I do it anymore.
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What is your opinion of men that don't wear underwear? Is it different to your opinion of women who don't wear underwear? (By underwear, I mean undies, not bras)
First of all, I'm glad you clarified that by "underwear", you weren't referring to bras. Cause God Almighty, I sure do know a lot of fellas that wear lacy lingerie under their halter tops and I would've been confused if you hadn't have been as specific.
Anyway, I can't imagine why any man would not want to wear underpants. It's a thin layer of fabric...
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If communism means common man with common interest while capitaism means the rich getting richer and poor getting poorer, isn't communism actually better?
Though communism isn't as evil as Senator Joseph McCarthy would have you believe, it just doesn't work in practice. Everybody living under the same standards of health and income is a great idea on paper, but mankind is just too greedy/lazy/stupid for us to actually live that way. Communism in China only works because the standards are enforced by martial law, and I don't think...
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Would you like to travel in a spaceship?
Who wouldn't?
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How do you feel about your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
I have many mixed feelings about her. All in all, I love her more than anything. Even myself. My actions prove it time and time again. Even if my mind isn't wholly behind them.
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Kids how long are you getting off for Thanksgiving?
About 10 seconds at a time. HA! I kid. I actually work Black Friday.
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What is the #1 complaint men have about women?
To quote Mike Birbiglia,
"...the oldest injustice in gender relations, which is guy gets mad, girl gets COUNTER-MAD at guy just for being mad, guy apologizes to girl, buys girl a frozen yogurt. Somehow she ends up with a frozen yogurt. Guess what. I'm still secretly mad."
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My last boifrien cheated on me....but i still like him lloooooooots i dont know if i should ask him bck..or just mmoovie on
Magic 8-Ball says "You're F-ing Retarded."
WOW. It's never said that before. I didn't even know it was written in there.
HA! I kid. Magic 8-Ball actually says "Don't Count On It."
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Men, what is the most attractive thing about a women?
You'll get a different answer with every man you ask. I say the hips. That whole region.
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Can you stay friends with a partner who cheated on you? After a 7 year relationship.
My girlfriend's ex managed it. Twice.
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Is it disrespectful to the GLBT people not to correct people on here that think I'm gay because I support gay rights? I get so many e mails & I'm sick of saying NO, I'm straight, I'm just a supporter. It really shouldn't matter anyway if I am, thoughts?
No harm in being honest.
If they hate you because you declare your heterosexuality, they need to rethink their cause.
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What to do? 3rd grader has oral report due after Thanksgiving break. It was assigned yesterday. The library has 1 copy and is checked out. 5 others are on waiting list before us. Book is not sold in stores and not online. What was the teacher thinking?
If this is a serious concern, you should contact the teacher and question his/her logic. Ask if he/she is aware of the rarity of the book. The teacher might reconsider the assignment or may have some advice on where to acquire a copy. In situations that call for it, a parent can never be to pro-active in their child's life.
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I Take Birthcontrol but my b/c and i are VERY sexually Active and he ALWAYS comes inside of me i have only been on birth control for about a month never missed a pill but my period never came i took a preg. test it came out neg. What could this mean? HELP
One of two things.
1. You're too soon into the pregnancy for a store-bought pregnancy test to register positive. If this is a real concern, make a doctor's appointment for a clinical pregnancy test,
or,
2. You just randomly missed your period for some reason. It happens. My girlfriend has been known to go months without a period. Despite what you may have heard, it's...
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What is the best thing that a man likes in bed?
You're... talking about sex, right? Let's ask the Magic 8-Ball.
"As I See It Yes."
Alright, then. It depends on the man. Personally, I like a girl to show a take-charge, rough attitude in bed.
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Women: What is the funniest thing a guy has ever said/done during sex?
Died.
May not be funny to either of the participants, but as an observer, hilarious.
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What is wrong with legalizing gay marriage?
Unless you huff paint regularly, nothing.
Personally, I'm a libertarian and think you should be allowed to do anything you want as long as it doesn't harm others. Of course, "harm" has been kind of stretched by special interest groups in out government to mean ridiculous things like smoking in public or driving an SUV. Let's... try to get a grip, people.
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There are many 'taboos' in the Bible, regarding sexuality, that are now ignored. And yet, the Bible is spouted repeatedly against homosexual sex. How can someone use the Bible to say one thing is wrong while dismissing other wrongs listed in the Bible?
Logic doesn't apply to religious fundamentalists. It's kind of a square peg/round hole issue.
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How many miles is it all the way round the world
The circumference of the Earth, at the equator, is 24,901.55 miles.
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I over heard a woman on her cell phone telling her friend how to induce her own labor. Her friend was 35 weeks pg. She told her there was no reason to wait. Do you agree or disagree? Would you have said something to her if you felt she was wrong?
The woman's obviously insane. And you know what they say, "Argue with an insane person and, in the end, you'll be frustrated and the person will still be insane."
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What is your favorite love song from the 1980’s?
(Post Youtube video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW7rfNt_Jxs
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Do you love your s/o so much you think you can survive till thy kingdom come with him/her on a deserted island without Internet, TV, watching sports in person, etc?
No, and I pity anyone who does.
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Im thinking on buying a new anime series, any recommendations?
Azumanga Daioh, Excel Saga, and, if you haven't seen them yet, FLCL and Cowboy Bebop.
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Have you ever seen "Twelve Angry Men"?
No, but I saw it lampooned on Robot Chicken in the form of "Twelve Angry Little People".
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What is the safest website to download music?
When it comes to buying music, I prefer iTunes. If you're looking for illegitimate downloads, I can't help you. You're on your own.
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Why do dogs love to run after the poor mailman?:(
Dogs are very territorial. Not all dogs will attack the mailman, but the few cases that are the worst could be solved if the owner took an active role, asserted dominance over the dog, and properly introduced the dog and the mailman. Most mail carriers would be more than happy to cooperate if it meant making their job easier and safeer.
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What is a good song to headbang to?
The Beast and the Harlot, by Avenged Sevenfold.
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What characteristic do you despise?
Willful ignorance.
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When you were disciplined as a child, who did you fear the most...Mom or Dad?
Dad. He had a vicious temper. Not violent, just loud and scary.
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Rosie O'Donnell or Joan Rivers?
Rosie. Joan probably tastes gamy and she would dry out in the frying pan anyway.
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For the men, which is worse? A high maintenance snob, or a desperate woman with no standards?
My current girlfriend is a high-maintenance, desperate snob, and that's worst of all.
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Here in WA, pharmacies are pushing for a law that allows pharmacies to either carry or not carry the "Plan B" or "The Morning After pill" depending on their personal beliefs. Would you be for, or against this law? Info on the pill: http://www.go2planb.com
I'm all for individual choice. Therefore, I'm for the pharmacies' right to stock what they please. Let the market dictate action.
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Do you still "fill 'er up"?
What am I? Made of money?
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What is your favorite news website? Why?
http://www.1up.com
Game news is the only news I care about.
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Is it true that nice guys finish last? If so, why?
You can't win without ruthless tactics, something "nice guys" lack.
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Does jimmy really love me?
Magic 8-Ball says "Most Likely".
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On scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the most), how close are you to your best friend?
10. About as close as two friends could be. To quantify how close we are, let me offer a hypothetical: If my friend were to lose everything, have no where to turn, and came to me for quarter, I would say yes. Even if the people in my current living arrangement disagreed. I would tell my girlfriend and my roommate to f*** off, and move back in with my mother till me and Dave could find another...
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Who will grow up to be more beautiful, Suri Cruise or Shiloh Jolie Pitt?
Let me answer your question with a question: What kind of weirdo are you to be pondering the future sexual characteristics of infants?
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Have you ever been so deeply in love you can't see the end?
Yes. I am right now. Though, technically, I CAN see the end, I just won't make the right decisions based on that insight.
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Does anyone here work at EB Games or a Gamestop?
I do.
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What would you concider your bare necessities?
Food, shelter, and video games.
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Off and on dating passive aggressive man .Saw him making out with another girl when he was very drunk.When he saw that I was watching him, he immediately stopped.He has posted a picture on his page with him and some other girl.Is he telling me to move on?
Magic 8-Ball says "It is certain".
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How many ABrs know what "Critical Thinking" means?
I know, and not nearly enough people are capable of it.
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How did you ask out your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Were you shy?
We started out having a weekend fling, and about a week later I told her I loved her on the phone. Just pretty much out of the blue. And she said she felt the same for me. That was 5 years ago, and we're still together, going strong.
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How can you tell if someone truly loves you or just your money?
Lose your money. If they stay, it's you.
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How many times can a college football coach request a play review in a game?
If the Madden NFL series on various consoles is to be believed, six. One for each timeout per half.
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Why do you like to eat?
Cause I'm hungry. And I tend to pick things that are delicious.
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WHATS A GUYS DEFINITION OF LOVE?
To me, love is when you care for someone as much as or more than you care about yourself.
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Would you call yourself a romantic person?
Yes. I usually don't have the resources to execute any of my grand ideas, though.
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After how many dates is a woman obliged to sleep with a man?
A woman is NEVER "obliged" to sleep with anyone. Certain men may have different expectations, but you should never sleep with someone because you feel you HAVE to. "Because you want to" is the only acceptable reason.
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What do you like to eat with rice?
General Tao Chicken. Mmmm-mmm.
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Are children less personally sociable today?
To me, children have never been terribly personable. When I meet some new niece or nephew, I don't expect the Duke and Duchess of Charmington. Kids are brats. Always have been, always will be. It's our duty as adults to break them of that so they can do the same for the next generation.
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Why do guys need to look at porn if they have a girl friend
Not all guys NEED to, but many young men have a healthy sexual appetite that many young women may not be willing or able to fulfill. For those cases, pornography and masturbation are a healthy release, while maintaining fidelity in the relationship.
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My boyfriend is going to be a white gangster for halloween, and i can't think what to be. I want to dress up to kinda match him, please help me out
Just dress as a ghetto hoochie. I'd offer a picture as a frame of reference, but Google doesn't turn out many image results for "ghetto white girl" that aren't pornographic in nature.
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Is your current relationship all what you want it to be, or does it need a bit of touching up?
We could stand for some "touching up". I think every relationship could use some work, even when things feel perfect, there's always room for improvement. As human beings, we should always be striving to better ourselves. Complacency is our enemy, even in relationships.
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Is a naked 200 pound man soaking in a tub with a small dog normal?
As long as the dog doesn't become a loofah...
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When is the last time you had a dream and woke up thinking, "That was so cool"?
Ok, all of you may not get this, but if you've ever played Overlord and Pokémon, you'll understand what I'm talking about.
I picked up both games (Diamond, for all you Pokéfans) at about the same time and was utterly addicted to both for a few weeks. I knew I'd been playing too much when, one night, I dreamt of myself in the place of the token Pokémon...
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Why do men cheat?
WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS GENERALIZE ABOUT MEN???
Seriously, though. I don't cheat. I'm a guy. STFU, newb.
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I am a working husband, my wife is looking after our 1 week old boy, she gets up at night to feed him so that I can rest, I feel quilty about this, what can I do?
That's liberal guilt talking. You shouldn't feel bad about a mutual arrangement between you and your wife, regardless of how "politically incorrect" it is. The nuclear family still has a place in this world.
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In what ways are you like your father?
I have a vicious temper, just like him. Not violent, but loud and intense. I also have a lot of the same nervous ticks and mannerisms as him.
Mom thinks I'm going to become an alcoholic like him because I drink occasionally, but she's an idiot.
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Have you ever pretended to like someone just to get closer to their friend?
No. Seems counterproductive to me.
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Why don't women put the toilet seat up?
Wow... just, wow. I hope you mean as a courtesy to the man/men they live with, because if you need to be told outright why women don't use the toilet with the seat up, you fail at life.
As for the courtesy thing, I really don't know. I don't think there's a universal answer.
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Which is the cuter: the red squirrel or the grey squirrel?
The red squirrel.
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Should pornography be banned for moral, religious, feminist or crime-prevention reasons? Or is censorship of this sort ill-advised?
Censorship of ANY sort is ill-advised. It's freedom or fascism. Take your pick.
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Does Pornography Liberate or Degrade Society?
Like all freedom of expression, pornography is liberating. If pornography disgusts you, try to realize that the alternative is fascism. If that seems a more desirable option, then you are in need of some deep introspection.
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Do you still respect the person you lost your virginity to?
Never did.
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Isn't Rice a Roni fantastic? What do you eat it with?
A fork.
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I'm 14 Years Old, & I Have A HUGEE Crush On A Guy Thats 18.
Were Not Really Friends, Kinda Just Met, Is This Wrong?
& What Can I Do So Maybe He Would Notice Me & Talk To Me?
In 4 more years, you'll be fine. Right now, it's illegal. So stop it!
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What is the biggest mistake that people make on a first date?
Lying.
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Do you think that Marketing is "evil"? Why or why not?
Marketing isn't evil. Marketers are.
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Are groups the cause of all misfortune?
"Groupthink" is the cause of many of the problems in our world. Mob rule by any other name...
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I CAUGHT my girlfriend cheating at a party. Can I trust her again? She feels bad and doent even remember what happened.
If she can't remember, she's either a liar or a lush. I wouldn't trust that person any more, personally.
Oh, and Magic 8-Ball says "Very Doubtful".
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How do you talk to an immature shy 14 year old boy that you like?
Ask open ended questions (ones that can't be answered with yes/no). Ask about his hobbies, his friends, how he spends his time.
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What is a born again virgin in your opinion?
By definition? A liar.
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Are there any good looking women in Canada?
There has to be at least ONE...
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If triange abc is isosceles; and line cd is the altitude to base ab prove line cd bisects angle acb
No. Do your own math homework.
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What song would you like to remind people of you whenever they hear it (after you're gone)?
Enormous Penis by Da Vinci's Notebook. :D
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The person i'm seeing isn't ready for a serious relationship but i've never felt so strongly for someone. Can you give me any advice?
Don't belabor the point and just wait things out. There's no general rule of thumb when it comes to relationships. Don't stress about it, and he/she will come around when they're ready. If they don't, eventually you'll know when it's time to move on.
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Ok ... I have been trying for 7 months now to get pregnant and it's NOT working! The timing is right I think, ovulation wise. What are some common problems concieving and should i be getting worried??? help!
Weight is a factor in getting pregnant. Women who are too fat or too skinny tend to have problems with pregnancy. Diet is a factor, too. That's all I really know off the top of my head.
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My ex-boyfriend's dad recently died. I'm completely over him, but is it okay to call him and let him know I will be there as a friend?
Yes, it is. How could that even be construed as a bad thing? Of course! Call him up and offer you're support.
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What is the average age of virginity loss in the US?
Where I grew up, I would see kids as young as 10 bragging about how often they get laid. Either they're liars or someone's got some 'splaining to do. I blame MTV...
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I hav a friend who has been brutalized emotionally by her ex...i love her very much and would do anything for her...she rejected me sometime back. sometimes she's really sweet treats me like her boyfriend and stuff like that...do u think she likes me now?
I think, based on the limited information you've given me, that she has serious issues and you're better off not considering her a romantic possibility.
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I need 25 facts on robin hood & I dont Know were to get any?
Do your own damn homework.
And, if it's really that hard, start resorting to stuff like...
1. His first name is Robin.
2. His last name is Hood.
3. He stole stuff.
4. etc.
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When was the last time someone hit on you?
I honestly couldn't say. I used to think girls had no interest in me when I was a teenager, but I found out recently that nearly every girl I ever met had a crush on me, so I'm obviously not qualified to make that kind of observation.
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Would you date someone that has been divorced? yes no and why?
I am right now. So yes.
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What is the most random sexual pick up line you can think of? (keep it clean as possible)
"Are you from Heaven? Because I've got an erection."
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If you miss your high school days, what do you miss most? If you dont miss them at all, why?
I miss hanging out with the losers I used to know, just cruising around town and meeting up with the people they knew, who were all infinitely more interesting than them.
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Are you going to answer the phone?
I didn't hear it ring...
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Have most of the Christian holidays lost their religious roots? Which religions have also? Have not?
The death and resurrection of Christ is celebrated by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit leaves chocolate eggs in baskets for them.
...
Yeah, I'd say Christianity lost its way somewhere.
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What annoys you most about the person you love the most?
Her selfishness, and how ignorant she is of said selfishness.
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If you were a word, what word would you be?
"Disillusion".
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Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Yeah. Just to see the individual reactions of my conservative family members.
That, and tattoos are hot.
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If you could instantly kill any one person on the planet, who and why?
Micheal Moore.
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Does the fact that a man can fertilise so many woman (something like the whole female population of the world in 2 weeks) suggest that men were never supposed to have just one partner?
All the women in the world in 2 weeks? That depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.
And, yes, the mammalian reproductive system seems to suggest multiple partners. Strangely enough, several species other than humans also mate for life, practicing monogamy in nature.
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Sometimes I think that a good way to die would be once you are old enough, had fun, had everything in order....and while walking down the street get a strayed bullet in your head... Am I wrong?
I certainly wouldn't want to see it coming...
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For heterosexuals: Did you choose to be straight? (Honest question, since I'm tired of people saying it is a lifestyle choice without offering any proof.)
To answer your first question, they don't.
To answer your REAL question, people see homosexuality as unnatural because, aside from the religious connotations, heterosexual coupling produces children and therefore has a spiritual/evolutionary function, where as homosexuality does not.
Personally, I think homosexual couples are God's answer to unadopted children. Now if only his...
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If you were a parent, and your teenage child announced that he's gay or she's a lesbian, what are the best things for the parent to do or say in response over the following 2 weeks?
Just let it roll off your shoulder. Support them if they face any adversity as a result and don't, don't, don't criticize them on it.
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Should the leading world nations permit IRAN or any other nations develop nuclear weapons?
I don't think ANYONE should be developing nuclear weapons. The only reason to make them is to use them (deterrent, my ass). As Hiroshima and Nagasaki taught us, that's a bad idea.
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I have Trouble Keeping Clothes on my kids, If I let them play by themselves they end up naked, Did I screw up my kids by allowing them to sleep in the nude?
Kids are just goofy like that. I wouldn't take it too seriously. They certainly don't...
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No marriage = no divorces. How hard is that to understand?
That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
It's like saying "no guns = no murder". There's a ban on guns in Britain. As you'd guess, gun related deaths plummeted. Not surprisingly, knife related deaths skyrocketed.
All problems in the world can be traced back to "People are stupid, greedy, and horny." Anything else is a red herring.
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How do you forgive a rapist or molester?
I don't. It's unforgivable in my eyes.
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No computers = no cyber predators or stalkers preying on our kids. How hard is THAT to understand? (had to join)
That's an interesting point. I wonder how people managed to kill and rape each other before technology invented all the flaws in the human spirit. It's baffling!
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Have you ever been the victim of random violence?
Yes. That's all I'll say about that.
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Can I get a high five? I am having a crummy day...
Fun IS evil. Just ask the Catholic church...
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Bill O'Reilly, saint or sinner?
Neither. He is but a man.
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What should you do if someone calls you stupid
Prove them wrong. If you can't, maybe they're right.
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Why do people tend to jump to conclusions instead of looking at the facts of life?
Because most people are incapable of critical thinking. That's also why they tend to gravitate towards extremes. Case in point, America's bipartisan political system.
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My xbox will only recognize certain games. What could be the problem?
Is it an X-Box 360? A 360 won't play all X-Box games.
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My xbox will only recognize certain games. What could be the problem?
Edit: *duplicate answer*
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There's a girl I would like to ask out in the office. Never spoken to her, don't know her name, she sits in the next room usually with 3 or 4 others at the same desk as her so could be a little embarrassing. Any ideas?
Finding out her name would be a good start. In fact, I'd start by finding out everything you can about her. I don't mean stalk her, but ask around. It'll give you a better idea of how to approach her and in the process you may find out she's not even worth the trouble.
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What would be a good birthday gift for my boyfriend who's going to turn 19?
You need to ask? How long have you been with the guy?
If I were your boyfriend, I think a girlfriend who actually knows what I like would be a fantastic gift. That, or a PSP.
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What is the cause of clinical depression?
Environmental. I say this, because I look around at the world I live in and I look at the people I share it with and it depresses the shit out of me. I couldn't imagine any of those other influences having a more profound impact than that.
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SInce everyone got annoyed at me last time. I'll word this as a question. How do you live your life without God? I do not discriminate against athiest's. Just pray for them. I have just never understood living your life without God. He died for you..
I believe in God, but I don't go to church. Am I a heathen? Am I going to Hell? Do I have an eternity of damnation to look forward to? If we're right, and God's love is eternal and he loves all of us as his children, then the atheists AREN'T living their life "without God". They just don't recognize his influence. They're just as worthy of salvation as...
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Most overrated of these actors: Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Brad Pitt or Mel Gibson?
Will Smith. I don't consider what he does acting at all. The others may be good or bad, but at least they're PRETENDING to be someone else. Pretty much every Will Smith role is just Will Smith self-insertion.
(Incidentally, whoever answers "Brad Pitt" needs to go watch Snatch and reconsider their position.)
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In trying to eliminate drama do you actually create it?
Drama is like a hippie. Just ignore it, let it do its thing, and as long as we don't let it affect OUR behavior, everything will be fine.
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Do you think that self mutilation can be a good thing?
I can't think of a real-life scenario where radically altering your physical appearance or harming yourself would accomplish anything beneficial. So, no.
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What qualities help you to have good relationships with others?
Me, personally? I let just about everything slide off my shoulder. I don't hold a grudge. That helps.
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What do you think of guys who refer to their female employees as darling, sweetheart, or dear? Do you think it's unproffesional?
It's old-fashioned, maybe a bit misogynistic on the subconscious level, but I don't think it does any harm.
I DO think that people who flip out about it and base entire civil law suits over it have issues.
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If I was your greatest lover what would I be like?
A succubus, lust incarnate.
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I'm 23yrs and my boyfriend is 29yrs,he is still in school due him being unable to pay his school fees and he had to work for awhile before going back to school, m scared to tell my parents because he is my godmother's brother and i don
Is there a question in there somewhere?
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Thoughout your life, do you think you were happier single, or in a relationship?
Definitely happier single. Though not much, if that's any consolation.
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If Satan doesn't exist, where does evil come from?
Free will. We have the gift of choice, to choose between right and wrong. If we didn't have the option to choose wrong, choosing right would have no relevance.
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If you're laying in the bed with your boyfriend, what are some things you can do to turn him on?
Just do what you like, and see how he feels about it. If you just can't figure it out, ask HIM instead of us. An open dialog is especially important in any relationship, sexual or otherwise.
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Do you know anybody named Glen?
Yes.
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What do you do if you fall in love with someone else other than the person you're already in a relationship with?
It depends on the situation in your current relationship. When I met my girlfriend she was in a crumbling marriage. Her husband was in the military, so she never got to see him and when she did, they fought near constantly. They split up, she's with me now, and all three of us our now on good terms.
If the only reason you want to leave the relationship is that you think you've...
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My boyfriend an't budget his time between his family friends and his girlfriend. What is fair to expet of him as a serious boyfriend?
That's for you two to work out. If you really want an outside opinion, I think roughly half of his time seems fair. No more than that, though.
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Do you respect people who go to bed with you on the first date?
Depends on how things go. Wanting sex doesn't make someone a bad person.
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Is Elvis alive?
Elvis Presley? No. Stop asking.
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How do you like your Buffalo Wings? Mild, Medium, Hot, Very Hot or "On FIRE!"?
I used to think "The hotter, the better", but I'm getting older now, I guess, because I can't handle the hot stuff. Or maybe I don't eat it often enough and I'm losing my tolerance. Anyway, plain old hot is enough for me nowadays.
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Should we break up?
Magic 8-Ball says "You May Rely On It".
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If u could date one evil villian, would would that be?
Harley Quinn.
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How do i get my boyfriend to orgasm, he used to get it all the time, now he rarely does. What can I do to turn him on?
Have you tried asking him? What I like probably isn't going to apply.
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At what age do you think teens should start engaging in serious relationships or dating?
16.
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What makes a parent hate their child?
Deep seated psychosis.
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What relation is my fathere's uncle to me?
Great Uncle.
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My girlfriend is always asking me to go to the cinema with her, but I've seen most movies out lately. I would like to do something different but I can't ice-skate and there isn't much to do in Basingstoke. What can we do together?
Go to the cinema, you jerk. If you really like this girl, humor her. It couldn't hurt to see a movie twice for her benefit. Unless that movie is White Chicks, or any movie involving a fat suit...
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Have you ever been a member of a band?
Yeah. Vocals for Toxic Shock Syndrome. Worst. Band. Ever.
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Who intimidated you more when you were a child (or even now) your mother or your father?
My father. He wasn't violent, but he had a loud voice and when he got angry, you'd think he was.
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When you're really upset and you cried so much & so hard ; how can you relieve yourself?
I watch something to make me laugh. A movie, a TV show, what have you.
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If humans were deprived of the emotion "love" would we still be as advanced as we are today? Why or why not?
We'd still pretty much be where we are. "Love" didn't get us to where we are. The propensity for logic and reason did.
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Why is it that the best person for you is right under your nose and we never realize it?
That's a gross generalization. Many times, you never even meet the best person for you.
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Who would like to join me in praying for all atheists everywhere?
Not me. I keep my religion to myself. A lesson a lot of fundamentalists could benefit from.
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Christians. I've been posting a lot lately. i am so amazed how many atheists there are. I dont understand how you live your life without know God. He died for you. whether you chooose to believe it or not. He's there. and i pray for all the athiests.
I'm sorry... is there a question in there somewhere?
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Is there any person you would die for in order to save? Who is it?
I would die for anyone. My faith structure is such that I believe I will be rewarded for such selflessness.
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Can you think of any names that work fine for an adult but you can't imagine a kid having.. like "Sal" or "Marge"?
Agnes, Mildred, Gertrude, Constance, Mabel, Clancy...
That's all out of me.
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What do you look like?
This picture is far outdated. The South Park one is more accurate.
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How can you make "fried chicken" in the oven without deep frying?
Vendors tend to sell pre-cooked fried chicken that you simply heat up in your oven. Anything else is a lie.
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Do you like to drink beer out of the can or the bottle or poured into a glass?
Bottle, please.
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How many of you have had your life affected negatively by a parent, step-parent or close relative? Who was it? You don't need to explain what happened if you don't want to.
We've all been irrevocably damaged by the adults in our young lives, regardless of whether we're aware of it. Parents, like any other group of people, are at best, imperfect and unintentionally harm their children in one way or another, and at worst, lead their kids through a childhood of full-blown molestation and abuse.
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True story: My high school gym class, playing dodge ball, the star running back of the football team on steroids mercilously slammed a dodge ball against a prone lad's head instead of just tapping him with the ball to tag him out. What are you thoughts?
Sounds like my high school career. Seems it's a sad right of passage for those of us who aren't Neanderthal nitwits.
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Roughly how old were you when you figured out who you were? - by that I mean - what you believe in - who your friends are - political allegiance - how you treat people?
16. Not coincidentally, the same age South Park's own Chef deemed the correct age to start having sex.
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Whatever one's social background, level of education, intellect, ethnicity, religious belief or political view , we all share 3 things..we have something to say, something to teach and something to learn...do you agree?
Yes, but only metaphorically.
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Do you think that humans are primarily selfish creatures?
I think that people are selfish in that they want what's best for them and the people close to them. Most people put #1 first with out even realizing it. It's not inherently a bad characteristic. Greed, on the other hand, is almost as prominent and is to be frowned upon and punished.
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What's your favorite phone prank?
The 13lbs. ball gag always cracks me up.
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I have been dating this guy for a 14months, but his ex girlfriend for the first 9 months tried to split us up, she then tried to sleep with him, they have started being friends again, and he goes clubbing with her. should i be worried
Magic 8-Ball says "Most Likely".
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What's your favourite song that's all or mostly all instrumental?
"Peaches En Regalia" by Frank Zappa.
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What was the first thing (page, site, object, anything!) that you saw when you FIRST used the internet?
http://web.archive.org/web/19980210175524/http://www.yahoo.com/
The first thing I looked up was Godzilla fan sites.
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Are you a thug with delusions of eloquence?
No, but my friend Jesse is. He gets the delusions from hanging around me.
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What is the world's BEST breakup song?
I'd have to say my opinion is "I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You" by Colin Hay.
"One More Minute" by Weird Al.
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If it was possible, would you switch bodies with your other half? ( husband/boyfriend becomes female for a day and vis versa soul switching)
Not willingly. I'm too attached to being me. I don't think I'd like being someone else.
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(this question is for guys only) would you fall in love with a girl that told you she was a hooker before and would you even marry her ( the truth)
I don't let a person's past interfere with my perception of them. Who they are now is what matters.
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What occupation is the sexiest?
Bounty hunter.
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Can you name a gay or lesbian singer?
Yes.
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Why is it that in the UK people with diabetes are allowed free medication whilst Asthmatics have to pay for theirs?
Because the UK is a socialist nightmare.
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You have a great job, make a lot of money, and are leading the life you always dreamed of...if the money and status disappeared, could you/would you still be able to make a good life for yourself, even though your lifestyle changed drastically?
My lifestyle wouldn't change to begin with. If I found myself financially gifted, I would live the same lifestyle I do now. I would take steps to assure that if my cash flow were ever compromised, I'd still be well off till the day I die.
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Does anyone else here feel a bit sorry for Britney Spears? I think she's having such a hard time lately and the press are always on her case. Any thoughts on this.
I have no sympathy for overexposed celebrities. It comes with the territory. If you can't handle the scrutiny of being in the public eye, you have no right to be that rich or famous to begin with.
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One of the finest people I've ever met in my life was a janitor who worked in a building where I worked..how important is what a person does to you? Do you think a person's job defines who he/she is?
Of course not.
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I believe that each of us is capable of doing great things...some of us have wonderful opportunities in life and some of us don't..but we are equal in having the potential..Do you agree with that statement?
No. Your statement is based on the assumption, not that we are all equal, but that we are all the same. Equality means that everybody is given the same opportunities, not that we all have the same ability to capitalize on them.
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Would proselytizing Muslims get beaten up in the United States if they went door to door like the Mormons?
Magic 8-Ball says "Without A Doubt".
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A "Welcome" mat at your front door is somewhat cliched. Can you give me an alternate message? (Humor "welcomed")
"UFOs, Land Here"
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Have you ever been Tasered or Maced? Does this seem like a reasonable law enforcement tool?
I've never been forcefully restrained by any means. Some times, though, I imagine it's necessary.
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Who would win in war the U.S. or the U.K?
The Brits lost to the U.S. back when we were a piss-poor, third world colony. What makes you think they'd fair any better now?
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Why does Wendy's commercials suck?
Dave Thomas died. It hit the company harder than they're willing to admit. Being a public company, they have to put on a happy face for the stock holders, but that doesn't make a difference.
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How much do you rely on luck?
Not at all, for I have none.
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Who wants to join me in a big Thank You to the women of the world for being so sweet, smiley, nice-smelling, smooth, huggable, and schmoochable? Yay, women!!!
I'm more than happy to thank the women who actually exhibit those characteristics. For the rest of you, go to hell!
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If you won the lottery, would you remain on AB?
Nah, I'd let the hired help ask and answer questions for me.
Of course, I'd still be here! It's not like I get paid for this. What difference would it make?
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How much do you love me?
This much.
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Marcia from the Brady Bunch has written her memoirs in which she says she had a lesbian affair with Jan. Does this news shock you, make you feel sick, or disillusioned? Or what?
That is incredibly hot, I mean, wrong.
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My bf cheated on me, and I took him back. He means the world to me, and he told me hes his everything, and he didnt know what e was thinking. We havent been in the same state for 4 months. My parents hate em, but I love him, will my parents like him again
Magic 8-Ball says "As I See It Yes".
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If you and your next door neighbor shared a chain link fence that divides your driveway, do you think they should ask their next door neighbor before mounting a political endorsement sign on it for local government?
Magic 8-Ball says "It Is Decidedly So".
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What's your least favorite Beatles song?
The only correct answer is Revolution #9.
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The expression goes "be careful what you wish for, you just may get it". Do you know of any cases where someone wished for something but the way they ended up getting what they wanted was no so great?
See: Wishmaster 1-4, Any episode of The Twilight Zone
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Is there anyone that hates you?
I'm relatively certain my current girlfriend hates me.
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It seems like sex is just meaningless and expected too soon in the dating world today. Does anyone make love anymore?
Calling sex "making love" is just semantics. It doesn't change the mechanics of the act. What you're really missing and what we're lacking is romance. Keep that in mind, instead of running around enforcing language standards.
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Which AB flirt/s have chosen you as one of their “marks”?
AB flirts have "marks"? How sinister...
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If you to had to name your first name after a kind of tree and your last name after a kind of animal ,what would your name be?
Buckeye Vole.
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If you to had to name your first name after a kind of tree and your last name after a kind of animal ,what would your name be?
*duplicate*
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If you were offered $50,000 to appear in an underwear ad, this very minute, would you do it?
For $50,000, I'd eat the underwear I'm wearing right now. If that's not clear enough for you, then let me clarify with a resounding "yes".
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Do Demons walk the earth? Please explain.
Any fan of Bill Hicks can tell you that 90% of our pop stars are "demons set loose on Earth to lower the standards".
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What is the most beautiful thing in nature?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
To me, the answer is "the female form". Let the flaming begin...
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Would you take back your boyfriend, who you loved more than life itself, if he cheated on you?
Magic 8-Ball says "Don't Count On It".
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Which older television show would you like to see a "Reunion Show" for?
Most of the older shows I hold dear have at least one dead cast member. So, if I may stretch the definition of "old" to include any show that has been canceled, I cast my vote for Invader ZIM.
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Why can women/girls be soo evil?
For many of the same reasons men/boys are "soo evil".
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Do you agree with arranged marriages?
Only got one: "Don't like 'em."
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Should I try to enter the wondrous industry of erotic literature?
Magic 8-Ball says "Yes".
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Do you think that 'variety' shows could ever make a comeback on network television?
SNL is still on, isn't it? By all rights, that show should have died decades ago.
We may see new ones, but I don't think we'll see them rise to their former popularity.
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If you are in a relationship: Do you feel that if your relationship were to end, you would have trouble finding someone else to be with?
No. However, I certainly wouldn't be in any hurry to rush into another exclusive relationship.
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Is your life on the right track now?
No.
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Which language do you think sounds "sexier" whispered into your ear, Spanish, Italian or French?
French. Spanish and Italian sound too angry, even when whispered. Too many damn hard consonants.
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Are we the imagination of ourselves?
Magic 8-Ball says "Very Doubtful".
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You are a believer in...?
Karmic Retribution.
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I love and adore women (when I have the time). Why would any man want to change his sexuality?
For most, it's not a choice. The people that SAY they choose, either men or women, are moronic.
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What is better family guy or american dad
I never liked the clear left-wing overtones of American Dad, but now Family Guy is starting to show a similar bias. Luckily, I'm able to separate the humor from the political gesturing. I still prefer Family Guy.
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Do you consider "she-male" a derogatory or offensive term?
I say no.
Magic 8-ball says "Outlook Good". Stupid 8-ball.
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Am I the only person who does not like movies?
Magic 8-Ball says "Most Likely".
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Is it true that we're all a little gay on the inside?
Yes. On the inside, we're all pink. How gay is that?
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I have this coworker that wears her foundation 3 shades too dark for her skin. IMO that's like having a booger hanging, or TP on the shoe. Should I, or shouldn't I tell her? Do you think it's crossing a line to tell her? It's REALLY obvious.
Magic 8-Ball says "My Reply Is No".
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Do you think that the 'human' element should be an element?
Magic 8-Ball says "You May Rely On It".
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How rich would you like to be?
$1,000,000 should last me till I die.
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Have you ever been kissed?
Yes. I can't imagine anyone never being kissed. I mean, you'd think at least your mother would kiss you at some point.
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If you were a fruit, which would it be?
Oscar Wilde.
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Who could get you to take your clothes off?
Just about anyone who asks. What happens after depends on who's asking.
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Which is worse to be addicted to? Alcohol or Nicotine? I KNOW it's best not be addicted to either...but if you had to choose, which is better?
Alcohol. Cigarettes are harmful to your body, but they don't effect your judgment like alcohol does. I've never heard of a man smoking a whole carton of Marlboro's, then going home to beat his wife.
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Which makes people act more foolishly - love or hate?
That's a tough one. I'd say acting on hate is inherently more foolish than acting on love. That doesn't mean a lot of people don't fool themselves into acting maliciously in the name of "love". Thousands of people are slaughtered yearly by people acting out of "love" for their saviors (Jesus, Allah, what have you.) At least those people are under the...
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Men: would you ever call the police if a woman raped you?
Yes. I'd say it depends on whether I enjoyed it, but if I enjoyed it, it wasn't rape.
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What would you do if a person of the same sex asked you out and you are straight?
Politely decline.
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If you could change your career right now, what would you change it to and why?
I'm currently unemployed. If I had my choice, I'd own my own game store.
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What is the best compliment for man?
"Wow! It's so big!"
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If God exists, is it possible that he knows something that mankind doesn't? If so, why do some people judge his actions?
Of course he knows more. It comes with being omni-potent, and all. People judge God's actions, or lack there of, because most are only capable of seeing things in terms of "black and white". The truth is rarely so simple. Shades of gray, shades of gray.
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YUSSS!!! i just made it to level TWO. should i be proud?
Magic 8-Ball says "As I See It Yes".
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Why am I still on here at 1:40 in the morning?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Seriously, though, are you unemployed too?
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When I close a bag of bread, I spin the bag to twist the end closed, hook the twist tie on, then spin the bag again while holding the tie stationary to twist it closed. Is this normal? How are you supposed to close a bread bag?
Just use the twist-tie. Anything else is excessive.
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Do you sometimes think life would be great if you were Homer Simpson?
I don't think a fat, drunk, food-obsessed moron who neglects his wife, beats his kids and knows nothing about his job is a very healthy role model.
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Do you think all these new messages coming out from Bin Laden make him look too desperate? Or do you think quite a few will follow his directions and "join", etc?
His speech writer is an American liberal from California. He's trying to appeal to the left-wing in this country.
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What is something that you know a lot about?
Video games. I'm an effing authority.
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Why do people mostly remember a past life as being a famous person?
Because those are false memories nurtured or planted by the hypnotist/psychologist supervising the session. Remembering past lives is no more scientific than "light as a feather, stiff as a board".
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What are some universal truths?
The good die young and assholes live FOREVER.
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What odd things or combinations of things do you like to eat? For example, I like warm, flat coke and bacon and peanut butter sandwiches.
I used to like pepperoni, pickles and mustard on potato bread sandwiches. Haven't had one in forever, though.
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If a stranger asked for your REAL age. Would you tell him your real age? Or are you ashamed?
I'm too young to even think of being ashamed of my age. Even if I were older, I don't think it'd bother me.
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By downrating suspected "trolls" do you become that which you hate?
I don't downrate if I "think" the person's trolling. I downrate people who come of as biased, bigoted, or otherwise unintelligent.
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Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
The blond waitress in that "Sub-Lymonal" Sprite ad. Her face only appears for less than a second, but I'm obsessed with her.
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Would you consider Krav Maga a martial art?
Magic 8-Ball says "Most Likely".
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Do you like white chocolate? Are you a guy or a girl?
I prefer white chocolate to the normal variety. I'm a guy.
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You tell someone you love them and then there is complete silence..should you pretend you were just kidding or what?
Magic 8-Ball says "As I See It Yes".
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How far do you live from your birthplace?
1679.47 miles.
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Can I get the same benefits doing cardio and weights three days a week for 2 hours a day, instead cardio and weights one hour a day for 5 days a week ? ( My goal is weightloss, I eat properly)
Generally, you get more benefit from many smaller sessions than a few "marathon" sessions.
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Do atheists use the term 'Thank god!' ? For example, if their son was finally home after being 3 hours late, do they say "Thank god!" or "Thank god,a being of supernatural powers or attributes,believed in and worshiped by a people,but who doesnt exist!"?
Magic 8-Ball says "As I See It Yes".
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Do you drive an suv ,if so do you go off roadin?
Yes and no, respectively.
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Is it possible to freeze someone into the future
Yes. Thawing is a whole other issue.
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Do you have a twin?
No.
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Do you ever get the feeling that some of the people on this site just want to pick a fight?
A lot of people are just opinionated and angry. I don't think it's a phenomenon exclusive to AB.
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What would you do if you had a twin?
The same things I do now, only occasionally with the company of my twin.
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Do enjoy being hugged or does it make you feel uncomfortable?
Who doesn't love a good hug? In fact, I'm gonna go hug my girlfriend right now.
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Are your attempts at humour funny?
Humor is subjective. It's safe to say that everything is funny, but only to specific people.
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Where do marbles come from!?
Marbles are made using many techniques. They can be categorized into two general types: hand-made and machine-made.
Marbles were originally made by hand. Stone or ivory marbles can be fashioned by grinding. Clay, pottery, ceramic, or porcelain marbles can be made by rolling the material into a ball, and then letting dry, or firing, and then can be left natural, painted, or glazed. Glass...
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What is the first name the person you miss the most?
Micheal.
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Why do you think that the "begats" are in the bible?
To ensure that anyone with ADD doesn't read it.
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I have been seeing this guy for about 2 months, it slipped out "that i love him" and now im worried i have scared him off. what do i do? how do i fix what i said. I dont want our relationship to be ruined because I was to foward with my feelings :(
A relationship can't be "ruined" by being "too forward". If honesty sends him running, let him run.
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If it was the law that you had to wear a hat to work, which type would you choose?
A fedora.
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I just won the lottery- 50mil all at once. Now what?
For God's sake, don't live like a millionaire. It's ruined so many lotto winners that I've known. Do the smart thing and live out the rest of your days as you would if you'd never won. Oh, and don't play the lotto any more. If you won again, people would get mad.
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I wonder why these nice girls want me as a friend?
Nice girls want to be everybody's friend. That's what makes them so nice.
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Do you think that weed or pot is a drug , and should it be legal legal world wide?
Yes. There are worse drugs and worse drugs for you. Two of which are already legal.
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Do you drive better when you are HIGH?
What kind of high are you talking about? Generally, getting high doesn't make me drive any better.
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When you look into someone's eyes whether live or an image, how can you tell that you are looking at a Sociopath?
You can't. Scary, isn't it?
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Does sugar free gum or other candy can get you fat? I like to chew gum but im on a diet because of my workout so I want to know if chewing gum makes any diffrence..
Chewing gum, sugar free or not, makes an imperceptible difference. If you want to lose weight, eat regularly (don't starve yourself or overeat) and exercise daily. If you live a sedentary lifestyle, exercise at least 30 minutes a day, but if you exercise more than 2 hours a day, take 1-2 days off from exercising a week.
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Which album was the song "Friik!" on if any?
The song's by System of a Down. Doesn't seem to be on any official album.
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Do you think it's a good idea to get married on Friday and setup a meeting with a marriage counselor for the following Wednesday?
Magic 8-Ball says "Yes Definitely".
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Do you know of any Jobs " on - line " that you don't need a special license or degree in , that are trustworthy and not a rip off?
http://www.alpineaccess.com
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Do you get upset if somebody breaks the spine of one of your books?
I get upset when somebody breaks anything of mine.
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Is it okay to love two men at the same time?
Magic 8-Ball says "Don't Count On It".
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If you could travel through time, where would you go & what would you do!?
I would travel to 20 AD and meet Jesus.
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Is sticking your tongue out considered flirting?
Context. Context is everything.
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Is it true that loving and understanding a virgo man is a difficult thing?
Magic 8-Ball says "Yes".
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What's the most amount of money you've ever found on the ground?
$53 in a wallet. Returned it to the owner.
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Can you wait for me to Shut You Up?
Magic 8-Ball says "You may rely on it."
And, if I'm correct, that question's a reference to Mindless Self Indulgence.
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How much do you worry? on a scale of 1-10
6.
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Would you be willing to move to a distant country for someone you love?
I'd be willing to move to a distant country for a microwaved cantaloupe. I'm not too fond of my current location, you see.
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What amount of money on the ground is needed for you to stop and pick it up?
Anything over a penny.
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Do you think you have fulfilled your purpose in life?
No.
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Is it time to say good night?
Magic 8-Ball says "Yes".
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Can people in action movies really crawl through air vents (to escape from the bad guys)?
Of course they can. They're in an action movie.
If you're talking about real life, it depends on the construction quality of the building in question. Most air vents aren't designed to support the weight of a fully-grown human, but some are.
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What's in YOUR wallet?
An EB/Gamestop Edge card, a Cici's Pizza Frequent Buffet card, my debit card, a Turning Stone Casino Diamond card, a Roswell P. Flower Memorial Library card, a Sears gift card, an organ donor card, 3 pictures of me and my girlfriend, my driver's license, and my social security card. Sadly, no money.
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Should the US government legalize prostitution?
Magic 8-Ball says "Without A Doubt".
In the words of George Carlin, "Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't 'selling fucking' legal?"
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Why don't men admit to visiting prostitutes?
It's a social stigma. They're taught that it's something to be ashamed of.
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Why do guys like sex?
Girls don't?
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Are you waiting for the phone to ring?
Yes. All the time. Seems like I'm never gonna get that interview at Gamestop.
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I like my freind's sister, he said himself the other day " that i want my sister to go out with some one i know", and today he got mad at me beacuse i said help me or not.. i believe he think that i'm using him, instead of being his best freind, help!!!
Can you phrase that in the form of a question?
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Do you get mad at your friends or family if they give you a cold?
No. It's not exactly a malicious act, is it?
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I want to find someone living in england
Can you phrase that in the form of a question?
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My lady say's I'm a lovely man .... what does your other half say about you?
She refuses to answer. Should I be worried?
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What is a good comeback if someone calls you insecure?
If you feel the need for a comeback, maybe you ARE insecure.
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How many people use the AVG free anti virus software .. just want to know if its any good if you do on-line banking?
I use it and it's always been more than enough for any problems I encounter.
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Would your other half still be your friend if you never had any romantic links with them? or you never became a couple
Yes. We were friends before lovers.
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Who thinks the New England Patriots will go undefeated this year?
Magic 8-Ball says "As I See It, Yes."
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Schrodinger's cat: dead or alive?
Well, according to Schrodinger, if I don't answer, then my answer is "dead" and "alive".
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My neighbor's 2 1/2 yr. old daughter threw a tantrum and bit her mother's hand and the mother bit her daughter's hand back? She said it teaches the child not to do bite anyone. Was the mother correct in her discipline?
Magic 8-Ball says "Most Likely."
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In your view, when does 'extra curriculuar' activites HARM a child?
When they're forced upon them.
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How do I defend a decision to have an only child?
Ask yourself why that's your decision. Once you've found your reasons, share them.
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I have gotten nothing but honesty @ AB which is why I'm gonna ask this question. Would all of you be more or less critical of O.J Simpson if he was Caucasian and not African-American?
Shit smells the same, no matter what color it is.
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Why are White men less likely to date Black women>
Cultural gap. Whites and blacks tend to run in different circles.
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Do you and your friends like the same kind of food?
Mostly. We're all pretty big fans of spicy stuff and Chinese takeout.
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Is debate on AB between "Born Agains;" "Mormons," "JW's" and "Muslims" futile?
Debate is never futile. Without debate, all we have is dogma.
The problem isn't that people disagree. The problem is that people try to settle their disagreements with actions instead of words.
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Were the Twin Towers at of the World Trade Center brought down by controlled demolition?
Magic 8-Ball says "Signs Point To Yes."
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Do you have an old saying that makes you smile?
A few. I'm fond of old sayings...
"Bureaucracy expands to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy." - Oscar Wilde
"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin
"People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black." - Henry Ford
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At what certain weight do you consider fat?
I don't judge weight by measure, but by appearance. I know people who look great, yet have BMI in the "obese" range. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all.
If you need a general rule of thumb, here's one. "If you go to the hospital, and they need to take you to the freight receiving area to measure you on the truck scale, you can safely consider yourself...
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I've been with my bf for 9 months and two nights ago I got so drunk I ended up sleeping with a stranger. It was horrible and I feel disgusted. my bf is devestated and we are on a break while he thinks it through. I love him so much, will he forgive me?
Magic 8-Ball says "Definitely Yes."
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I am going to have a yard sale the problem is I don't know how to price stuff. I don't want to give the stuff away but I don't want to over price things. How do I know how to price the stuff?
"Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it."
-Publilius Syrus
If that doesn't help, ask for more than what you want. People are expected to haggle at yard sales.
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Should I let my 5 year old granddaughter win at games or is that not a good thing?
I wouldn't. That's a matter of opinion, though. On the other hand, I wouldn't be doing a victory dance or anything, I'd be encouraging and teach the kid to shrug off the loss and try again.
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Why are you unhappy?
God has blessed us with a beautiful and perfect world and we've turned it into our own personal hell.
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What's the most random sentence you can think of at the moment?
Richard Pa-Paglia, being of sound mind and body, does hereby shove a carrot up his nose in the name of God, King, and Country.
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What doesn't Wal-Mart sell?
Happiness.
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Some people insist that American cars are mechanically inferior to Japanese cars. Others have told me that this used to be the case, but is no longer so. Who's right?
It used to be the case, now it's not. Foreign cars offer better performance; American cars are safer. That's the state of things now.
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How do you remove burnt on nonstick cooking spray from stainless cookware?
Try soaking in bleach and water (1 bleach : 3 water) for an hour, followed by soaking in dish soap and water for another hour (to remove the bleach smell/taste).
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What razor do you prefer to use? I use the MACH III
Thanks for reminding me! I need to look online on where to buy a straight razor.
Currently, I use a crappy, generic, electric razor.
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As the appendix is not used for any body function, do you think as time goes on it will disappear from the human body?
I think it's already shrunk. I mean, the thing's tiny! And it doesn't do anything.
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What is a technology (past or present) that has had both positive and negative results on humans?
Nuclear power's a good example.
There's a saying, something to the effect of "While good minds decide how to use new technology, evil minds will already be exploiting it." Too true.
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To what degree are you engaged in making your community a better pace to live?
I don't go out much. I hope you people appreciate it.
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What do you think is that maximum number of hours a dog can be left alone at home? Food, water, and toys will be easily accessible!
We lock our dog up in a crate when he's not being directly supervised, as he's not house trained yet and can be very destructive. We never leave him in there for more than 8 hours, and only that long when we're asleep.
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What's something that you will never grow out of or be too old for?
Video games.
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Should a guy pay for their date's meal on their first date?
As a matter of opinion, I'd say yes. And every date after that, as well. I don't believe there's any right or wrong answer, though. Except maybe "Let the bitch pay for herself!" That's a very wrong answer.
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If there really was a god, why wouldn't he just show himself, so everyone would believe in him, and world would be a "better place" Why would he have a need for people to have faith and believe in him without proof?
Through adversity, we become stronger. If we didn't have the freedom to sin against God, the world would be perfect and no one would grow spiritually. If that were the case, no one would be prepared to receive the blessings of Heaven when they die. Bad things happen, not just to make the good things seem better by comparison, but also to temper our spirits and give us the opportunity to...
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Can someone console me on my burrito not staying in burrito form while I was eating it, and now I have to use a fork, which defeats the whole purpose of the initial burrito?
You shouldn't get too caught up in the form your Mexican food takes. It's all just a tortilla, meat, cheese, and vegetables in various shapes and forms. Just eat it and enjoy.
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Have you ever downloaded a game on your computer, then the file corrupts causing you to either never play or redownload it?
I've downloaded and deleted so many games that I've never even played, it's funny to look back on it all. Sometimes, they corrupt, but if I want to play it bad enough I go back and find a working copy.
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Would you rather be reincarnated into another George Bush or another Fred Flinstone?
Which Bush? Doesn't matter. I'd take Bush over Flintstone. I've had enough of living in poverty in THIS life.
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Why are so many women bothered by their partners watching porn? I'm not bothered by it, and I truly don't understand why someone would be. Discuss.
I think most women are too insecure to allow such unabated competition for their partner's attraction. That's probably not the answer they'd give, though.
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Has anyone received a 100% rating on all their answers and questions?
No. Trolls are hard at work, night and day, making sure that NEVER happens.
The best one can hope for is a 99% overall.
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I got my belly button pierced 2 days ago, its stil annoying me, its a bit red and theres a little puss sticking to my bar. Is this normal? How long til i can change my bar? Is cleaning it twice a day 2 little =|?
My girlfriend had the same problem with hers. Just clean it as often as you like, at least twice a day, and it'll get better eventually.
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Which do think will be finished first.. the new World Trade Center or the International Space Station?
I believe our sun will have died, taking all of us with it, before either is complete.
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If you had a free airline ticket to anywhere in the world tonight, where would you want to go?
Osaka, Japan.
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If zombies are already dead, how is it that they get killed again? Does that make them re-dead-ed?
There are only two states an organism can be in: dead or alive. The undead, though not fitting our exact definition of "alive", are clearly not dead. When they are killed, they then become dead. Simple as that.
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What will you do if you found out that the girl you want to marry lie to you about her real identity.
I'd start by reconsidering my decision to marry her.
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Has any bi-sexual or gay people ever try to hit on somebody who appear to staight? What was the outcome?
A gay guy hit on me once. Serves me right, though. I was at a gay bar.
It's my theory that every gay person in the world fantasizes about converting a straight person. Now before you get on your gay rights high horse, I don't interpret that as a threat to heterosexuality. It's just what I think.
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Black or white? Which do you prefer?
Racist!
Seriously, though, I prefer the color black. It's slimming!
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What good qualities did you see in the people you've dated in the past?
They were open-minded enough to date me.
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I taped a picture of my boss to the bottom of a glass ashtray, looking up, so I can put my stogies out on his face. Is this harsh or healthy?
Healthy. Harsh would be putting them out on his real face.
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Am i the only person here that actually enjoys typing?
I enjoy it. I've actually gone as far to play Typing of the Dead and other such games. My leet typing skills be feared.
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When is it a good time to have sex?
After last call.
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My brother has gone missing. We call, turns out he's pitched his phone out the car window. He sent an email to everyone saying "I have loved you all. Some more than others. This is gonna be epic, I promise" What's going on? I'm scared!
If this is a joke, which is highly likely since the first thought on someone's mind in your situation would probably not be "I wonder what the AB crew thinks?", you are sick in the head and should find more healthy outlets for your psychosis.
If this is a serious cry for help, call the police. Tell them everything you can. They'll know what to do.
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James Bond Vs. Spiderman, who would win? Why?
All discussions of infallibility and heroic motivation aside, Spider-man is the clear victor. He's beaten macho men with nifty gadgets before.
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Pro or Anti Jetpack? Pro or Anti Zombie?
Anti-jetpack. Anti-zombie. Pro-jetpack zombies.
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Would you set ME up on a date with your brother? Why or why not?
I wouldn't deny my brother a date with someone clearly so eager. Now if only he existed...
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Would you date someone with a disability?
Yes.
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If a cashier gives you too much change back, do you tell them? If they were rude to you would you not return the money?
I'd return the money, regardless of my relationship to the cashier. I'd expect them to do the same for me.
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Is anyone else glad it's almost Friday?
Being currently unemployed, weekends and paydays have little meaning in my life.
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Do you like thunderstorms?
Thunderstorms are kind of boring to watch. I prefer lightning storms.
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I volunteered to provide snacks for my child's kindergarten class. Any suggestions for some good, healthy snacks that are also inexpensive and not too messy?
Rice Krispies Treats are the standard. As far as healthy snacks, there are better ones out there, but there are worse ones as well, and Treats are guaranteed to be a crowd pleaser.
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I forgot my friends birthday :-( He lives in Poland so its too late to send anything now, any ideas how to get him to forgive me?
Send something anyway. If he's any kind of friend, he'll accept the late tidings with little or no concern.
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What are some inspirational sayings?
"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin
I know typical inspirational slogans are usually a bit more vague, but nothing inspires me more than this sentence.
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How many pickles is too many?
One more than 7.
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Do you think its right that our youth in public schools are not allowed to worship based on their belief but are being exposed to atheism and alternative lifestyles? Do you think the scale is tipped?
This question is loaded with political and religious bias.
That said, children are "exposed" to religion in school just as much as they are other ideas. Personally, I had a fundamental intellectual understanding of every major religion (Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism) upon my graduation. At the time, "alternative lifestyles" weren't part of the standard...
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If someone stole the weekly flyers from my residential mail box and the flyers were addressed to "occupants" followed by my house address, has a crime been committed?
Yes. Very yes.
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Why does AB die at night T_T?
Who's night? Yours? I'm living in Central Time, personally. Everything dies at my night.
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If people think the US is so bad, why do they flock from all over the world just to get in? Makes no sence.
It doesn't, does it? Actions speak louder than words, I always say.
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As a young teenager whats the best advice your parants gave you on having a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Before having sex with a girl, stop for a moment and ask yourself if you'd want this girl to be the mother of your children.
Those aren't her exact words, but that's basically what she meant. The way she worded it just made the whole thing creepy, in a Freudian kind of way.
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If a man starts flirting with your girlfriend/wife at a public place, how do you deal with it?
Depends on what his intentions are. If it's just harmless flirting, I'll let it slide. If he thinks he's going somewhere with it, I intervene and make it clear to him that she's taken. If that doesn't dissuade him, I start to assess "other options".
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How can I feel less embarrassed about dealing with those who have disabilities? I know it sounds terrible biut I feel awkward and stupid being around those I don't understand!I know I need more compassion and paitence but I don't know how to get it. Help?
Comfort will come naturally or it won't come at all. It's not something you can "learn" through study. Personally, I feel the same way about young children. Not that I feel stupid, but that I don't understand them and thus don't know how to relate to them.
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Do you hate it when people answer your question just to say "i dont know".
I think it's alright for an opinion-based question, something akin to voting "undecided", but I wouldn't use it for an educational question.
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Where is a good site to watch inuyasha or anime on the net?
http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html has anime up usually. The selection's pretty limited, but changes every Friday.
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Do you find it amazing that we have to use calculators now? I used to be able to do it all in my head..but that skill seems to have lessened.
Speak for yourself. I only use a calculator if I'm adding up long sequences of numbers. I'm capable of doing the math in my head, but I lose track of where I am in the equation if I don't keep a record of it. Technically, I could do the same thing with a sheet of paper, but calculators save trees.
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What is one thing about your
self that you get compliments for?
My sense of humor.
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What does the internet look like?
http://www.archive.org/
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Im trying to do an assignment on Ancient Egyptian Legacies. Can their religion be a legacy?
I could give you an answer, but chances are it won't be the answer you're teacher is looking for.
Since you question is yes/no, I'll go with "No."
Pay attention in class next time.
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Where can I download free polophonic ringtones onto my computer and then to my phone via data cable(USB cable)?
Most MIDI files will work on a polyphonic phone. Try http://www.cool-midi.com/
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What are the chances that the ice cream I am eating right now has gone bad?
1:30.
And, yes, those numbers were in my ass. Because that's where they came from.
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How do you measure success?
Personally, I feel "happiness = success". In the eyes of society, success sadly takes more of a capitalist theme.
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What is your favorite song from a movie soundtrack?
What Would Brian Boitano Do?, from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
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Are you afraid to die?
Not for a good cause.
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Is it true that our number once source of litter is now cigarette butts? How long do they take to decompose?
No. It's not that simple.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litter#Who.27s_to_blame_for_litter.3F
Seeing as cigarette butts are made from "cellulose", which comes from wood, they don't really NEED to decompose. A cigarette butt is no more harmful to the environment than a toothpick.
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I'm of the belief that every single individual should go through a few therapy sessions. What's your opinion on this matter? Do you think that we can all benefit from a few therapy sessions?
The therapists certainly think so. Cha-ching!
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What would it take to make you truly happy?
World peace and an end to poverty. It's well within our means, as a people. We just WON'T.
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What's your favorite Disney movie?
The Emperor's New Groove. Best Disney animated film in ten years.
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Would you be tempted to change your name if you were born with the name, Charles Manson, Adolph Hitler or Lizzie Borden?
By the time I was old enough to change it, I think I would've gotten used to it. It's a bit like my name. It's not associated with some horrible person, but it's just an awkward name and I always wanted to change it when I was younger. Now that I can, I don't really care to.
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Do you think breeding animals should be limited/stopped until all the animals in rescue/shelters are taken care of? I know this could never happen, but I'd like your opinions!
It's a nice thought, but it'll never happen.
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Have you done it in the back seat, if so what kind of car was it?
Yes, in a 2000 Ford Focus.
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Why are you attracted to your current lover?
Baby got back!
Oh, you mean emotionally? We have similar world views and our interests and hobbies are similar enough for us to get along, but different enough so things don't get boring.
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Is it safe to tickle a kid?
I hated being tickled as a kid. As far as how safe it is, don't do it to the point of preventing the child to breathe normally and you'll be fine.
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Popcorn is not expensive. so, why do movie theaters charged an arm and a leg for a small bag? can we make and take our own or is it forbidden?
As the costs of producing films continue to rise, so do the costs of acquiring the rights to air said films in your theater. Along with raising the price of admission, most theater owners have severely gouged the prices in their concession stands to offset this increase and maintain their profit margins. Since this accounts for the majority of their profit, most have a strict "No outside...
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If you could build a house out of any kind of food, what would it be?
Twinkies. My house and roaches will be all that remain after a nuclear holocaust.
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If you hadn't had fast food for over six months, and suddenly a craving for Taco Bell hit you, would you continue your fast foodless streak or give into the craving knowing that you don't eat it very often?
Yeah, I want the Taco Bell.
Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
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What is the term that means how one word is used in one area of the country (world) and a different term is used in other places? (ex. Soda, Pop)
vernacular, n. the native speech or language of a place.
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Can you really get breast cancer from sleeping with a bra on?
Sure. And masturbation will give you hairy palms and make you go blind.
Actually, no. It will not. It will most likely be very uncomfortable, though.
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If I was a woman and I was, for some reason, found with child I would get an abortion...would you?
Just on principle? No. If it were my only option, yes.
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Why is my 12 yr old neighbour being such a b*tch?
Because she's 12? Maybe we could drop the self-conduct standards a bit for the preteen diva, eh?
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What's the best and worst thing about British people?
The best thing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python
The worst thing: "The worst thing about the British is [...] their incorruptibility [...] When you can't buy someone, you know the last shreds of their humanity have disappeared." - Lindmann, page 109
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I just bought a slip n' slide, but it says for ages 5 to 12.. not for anyone over 110 pounds. Normally I wouldn't pay heed to this warning except it says "serious injury may occur." Is there really anything to worry about?
Those warnings are a liability protection. It's more to protect the company's legal ass than to protect the people using it. Just be reasonable when using it and you shouldn't have a problem. Keep in mind where you will land after sliding on it.
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How salty do you like your foods?
Salty as salty can be. And fried, if it's an option.
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What can you do now that you could not when you were half the age you are today?
Drink, smoke, and get laid, apparently.
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Is it me, or am I the only one on AB who still likes Pokemon?
Like the game. Hate the marketing crap.
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Do you think the world would be a better place if america ruled all of it?
Your question seems a bit subjective. I think that the standard of living might increase, but I don't think the world would necessarily be "better".
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If you had to go into battle tommorow who would you want on your side?
My best friend, Dave. He's a bad-ass, and even if we lost, we'd go down laughing.
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Is the U.S. ready for a female president?
Yes. Not Clintion, though.
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Is there any archaeological evidence that supports any part of the Biblical story of the Hebrews having been slaves in Egypt, and then being led out by Moses?
No, none. You just have to take it on faith. That's... kind of the point.
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Do Mormons worship Joseph Smith, Mormon or Moroni?
Mormons are Christians, and as such worship Jesus Christ and God. Joseph Smith, Mormon and Moroni are revered as prophets.
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Do you like Spam? and if you do,can I have some recipes with Spam in it?
I like Spam. Egg, bacon and spam. Egg, bacon, sausage and Spam. Spam, bacon, sausage and Spam. Spam, Spam, Spam, egg, Spam and Spam. Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam. Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...
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Is it just me or is my boss just a jerk?
People who are given power are rarely fit to use it.
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Are you men attracted to intellectual women?
Yes. Glasses are a plus, as well.
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Can you read my answer? How easy was it? Unlebiavlabe!
That's crazy. I'm gonna have to pass that one on.
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If a person died in a place where he never got the chance to hear about God, much less accecpt Jesus as his savior, will he be treated as an innocent and go to heaven?
It boils down to what you believe. I believe "Yes."
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What is your favorite Archie Bunker quote?
"Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you."
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Is it wrong to engage in escapism?
Not in moderation. All things in moderation.
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What do you do when you are sleepy but really don't want to sleep?
I hook myself up to an IV drip of caffeine.
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How fast can you type? (Eg: 4 letters every 5 seconds)
40 wpm. 70, with questionable accuracy.
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What do you think is going on in the minds of the tall, blonde women who still date OJ Simpson?
Tall, blond women women have minds?
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Do you find yourself answering questions for the points, or because you might know the answer?
I'm here for the intellectual stimulation.
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Do you know of any good songs with themes of society judging people based on things that shouldn't really matter? preferably no hip hop or rap. something punk or metal or something like that.
You Don't Know, by Reel Big Fish. You'll love it, trust me.
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Would you agree with my mother(deceased many years) that if you can't laugh at yourself first, you really can't be very happy in life?
No. I think it would be more accurate to say that if you can't laugh at yourself, you really can't be healthy. So many problems in this world are caused by people who take themselves too seriously.
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Do you think OJ Simpson got away with murder?
God, yes.
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When you see questions that sound as if they might be homework questions do you answer them or do you think the questioner should research it for themselves if the homework is going to have any value?
I don't "refuse" to answer any question. I answer all the questions that I'm able to. If we pick and choose the questions we answer based on flimsy assumptions about the intentions of the asker, then AB fails.
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If Adam and Eve were the first humans, did they look like monkeys, as that's where evolution tells us we started?
Ah, that's the catch, isn't it? The basis of the whole Creationism vs. Evolution debate. If you believe in the Adam and Eve story as told by the Bible, with no room for interpretation, then they looked just as we look today and evolution is a farce. If you believe in evolution, the Adam and Eve story is impossible, and creationism is a farce.
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Are there overt signals to give out to another man to let him know that you are interested in him if he is gay?
Unfortunately, no. No secret handshake that I'm aware of. Your best bet is to drop subtle hints and see how he reacts. Mention fashion, show tunes, play on the stereotypes.
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What's the best way to record a Ventrilo conversation?
Turns out, Ventrilo has it's own recording function. It outputs in .vrf format, so you need a program that can "record stereo out", or something like that in order to convert it to a usable format.
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What is life like after you lose your virginity?
That and turning old enough to buy alcohol are life's two key milestones, in my opinion. It's all downhill from there.
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What NOT to say to those recently married?
"You two don't plan on having kids... Right? Right?"
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Would you rather be a hero or saved by a hero?
I already AM a hero, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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What are some essentials for my home bar?
http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&sku=13395675
http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=108386&RN=585
Not necessarily that brand, but items to that effect.
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If my boyfriend tried to punch his ex-girlfriend when she cheated on him will he try to punch if I cheat on him?
Magic 8-Ball say, "Signs point to yes".
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What would you say your trademark is?
Dry, clever, sarcastic humor that nobody seems to get.
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Would you live in a house where someone passed away? If not, why not?
Of course. Every old house has history, sometimes violent. Can't live in constant fear of the possibility.
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How many people over the age of 30 do you think have a myspace page for reasons other than they are a degenerate out looking for young kids to sexually abuse?
That's just media hysteria talking. Pedophilia via internet is not the epidemic CNN would have you believe.
I'm sure the vast majority of people over 30 on Myspace are just there to use the page for its intended purpose.
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If you had to name a baby a ''state'' what would name him or she?
Montana for a boy (it shortens nicely to "Monty"), Dakota for a girl, because it seemed to work out well for that little War of the Worlds muskrat...
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Are there any games you like to play, but are terrible at?
Halo, Any RTS, PvP in World of Warcraft, Puzzle Quest, Pokemon Battle Revolution, Sim City 2000 and up... I could just keep on going.
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Where would you rather be?
Independently wealthy.
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Do you ever wish you could start your life all over again and if you want to give a reason..why do you feel that way?
I won't know till I'm dead, and don't expect an answer then.
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Does anyone else like to eat the whip cream straight out of the can like me?
I'm not a big fan of whipped cream, but Cool Whip, I can just eat with a spoon.
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A man who raped a 10-year-old girl twice will be free in just weeks after a British judge ruled the victim was "dressed provocatively". What do you think of the Judge's decision?
I wouldn't think the British, or anybody, would allow a mentally-ill person to don judicial robes and decide the fates of strangers, but bugger all if they didn't up and surprise me AGAIN.
Rape is never a justifiable crime. It's not like self-defense, for God's sake...
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Is it true that heavier women have a higher libido?
If so, the two may be connected. Rampant hormonal activity could be associated with higher-than-average body weight.
And, in my experience, "so".
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Does being in love inspire you to want to be a better person?
Being with the person I love, her being who she is and dealing with what she's been through, makes me want to be a better person.
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How should you NOT propose marriage?
"12th time's the charm?"
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Are you a real typer (on a keyboard) or are you a pecker?
Don't call people "peckers". It's rude. :p
I'm a fairly adept touch-typist.
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How do i know if im over weight?
When you stop being physically comfortable with it. i.e. when it starts to interfere with your health. Other than that, there's no "correct" weight, despite what the health industry may tell you. If you're happy and healthy, you're the right weight.
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Which 8-Bit Theater character are you?
Red Mage. If you knew me, you'd know exactly why.
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What south park character are you?
I'm Kenny, due to my atrocious bad luck, how "worldly" I am compared to the rest of my friends, and how my muffled voice tends to fade into the background.
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What Type of GIRL are you? (Guys, what type of Girl would you have been IF you were born one) http://www.quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=5047NF
56% loser. Almost a tie with Goth. Loser, I'll buy, but GOTH?
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Are there any days of the year that depress you? Which days depress you the most and why?
Christmas Time. Sure to be a popular answer. Always reminds me of how little I have in common with my family.
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Is there anything in the Bible that is remotely worthy of your respect?
Jesus, and that's about it. I think you'll find, however, that the majority of what's actually in the bible isn't so evil, as much as what's done in the name of it.
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How come nude humans are censored but animals manage to slip by the FCC?
The FCC doesn't view naked animals as "erotic".
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If you are a man and you were raped by another man, would you report it to the authorities or remain silent?
I'd report it immediately. The #1 reason most rapists escape conviction is because of delayed or non-existent reporting. I don't care if my asshole is still bleeding and I'm crying, I'd get myself down to a police station to collect some evidence.
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Do you think dating is over rated?
I think all social interaction is overrated. Dating included. Of all the hundreds of people I've met personally in my life, maybe 20 of them were worth befriending. At least to me.
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On scale of 1-10, with 10 being best, how do you rate your relationship?
8. It's not perfect, but it's still pretty damn great.
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Is there any such thing as a stupid question or just stupid people?
No. They're not mutually exclusive occurrences. Stupid people tend to ask stupid questions.
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What's the grossest thing you've ever stepped in with your bare feet? For me, it was dog poop!
Same. Dog poop. Could have been worse, though. Could've been people poop.
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Have you ever walked out of a movie because the film was so disturbing to you that you couldn't bear to watch any more? If so, what was the movie?
The Land Before Time XII: The Great Day of the Flyers
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Parle vous Francais?
Only what little I've picked up during Eddie Izzard routines...
Parle vous Freezepop?
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How did Ötzi die?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otzi#Cause_of_death
Most likely died as part of a raiding party. Casualty of war and what have you.
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Why are guys so proud of their smelly bodily functions?
Dammit, those smells used to mean something! Seriously, I think it's a territorial thing. A modern remnant of a long-since useless primitive instinct. Just like much of modern society's behavior.
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Do you think its a good idea to remain friends with your ex? my boyfreind is still freinds with his. especially since mostly all of his ex's are drug addicts or just plain crazy. what should i do?
There's no "one-size-fits-all" answer to that question. There's nothing wrong with staying friendly with ex-partners on principle alone, but if they're dangerous or untrustworthy people to begin with, you shouldn't befriend them under any context. Just use your best judgment.
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Does sex make love stronger or just break it down?
Sex, by itself, is powerless. Our attitude towards it and how we regard it in our lives is what holds sway over our relationships. In that context, it has the power to do both.
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Which do you prefer to say? Christmas or Xmas?
My mother's fond of saying, "Saying Xmas takes the Christ out of Christmas," but that's bullocks. Abbreviation doesn't diminish underlying meaning.
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Can you show me something awesome on the internet?
What's your definition of awesome? I think this is pretty "awesome":
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com
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How long would you wait to tell a guy/girl you have started seeing that you are a virgin and how would you say it?
Don't even mention it unless it comes up. Don't hide it if it does. If you're about to actually do the act, that'd be a good time to mention it...
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Can i get to heaven without being baptised
Yes. Won't know for sure till it happens, though. Be sure and let me know when you get there.
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Do comets experience friction traveling through dark matter?
Everything I've read says "No".
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What was the name of the Russian military commander who led the Red Army from the invasion of Russia to the capture of Berlin in WWII?
Would that commander be Georgy Konstantinovich Zhukov?
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Where would you rather vacation, Thailand or Japan?
After my girlfriend made me watch Brokedown Palace, I don't think I could ever bring myself to visit Thailand. Japan's kinda creepy if you judge it only by it's cultural exports, but it's definitely the lesser of two evils.
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Is there any truth to the claim that Adolf Hitler had Jewish ancestry in his family line?
I think I read something like that. While we're on the topic, more fun Hitler facts:
He wanted to go to art school, but his father wanted him to be a customs official.
Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion, but "the manipulative fear of hell that had been put into her by a cold and uncaring parish priest" made her reconsider.
Hitler's 3rd...
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If it's not readily apparent, what is your avatar picture supposed to be?
It's supposed to be me, as a South Park character, which I think is obvious enough. What didn't translate so well is the fact that I'm holding a beer in one hand and a Gameboy in the other. Ah, memories...
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Why do many men prefer long hair on women?
Maybe they take primal comfort in seeing as many feminine identifying features on their partner as possible. The bigger the boobs, the longer the hair, and the slimmer the waist, the less likely that used to be a guy. :p
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Is the photo or picture that you use on this board you, represantive of you, how you see yourself, or just random?
Just a random thing. Since you mentioned it, though. I should really replace it..
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What was the last fast food you ate? Was it delicious?
A sammich! With turkey, mustard, cheese, and sour cream and onion chips right between the meat slices. Yum yum!
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According to google, what are you not? (google "NAME is not")
No results for "Steelson is not". *cry*
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Is it okay for children to watch the Discovery Channel? I've seen some crazy stuff on that Discovery Channel.
I don't think any of it's immoral or explicit. If you're talking about animals mating, there's nothing wrong with a kid seeing that, as long as it's not being presented in an erotic context. Better they be watching Discovery than "WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!?" Yeesh...
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Why cant we see the american flag on the moon
Why would we? We have pictures of it already. We know it's there. Why would we waste the time, money, and energy to look at something we made? Why not aim the Hubble at Mt. Rushmore, while we're at it? Or Trump Tower?
Re-aiming a space telescope is no easy matter:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubble_Space_Telescope#Observation_scheduling
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Have you ever thought of a really great question to post, and then promptly forgotten it when distracted by something or someone?
Hasn't happened to me on AB yet, but it happens all the time in the rest of my life. I'll have something to say, get interrupted, and forget it by the time I have the chance to express. It got so bad I started carrying around a little notebook to write things down as I thought of them so they'd not be lost forever.
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Is there anything you posted on AB (questions or answers) that you regret?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1291681
I was tired and didn't think the question through properly. I knew the answer, but I missed the chance to be the first.
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Assuming that energy can not be created or destroyed, what happens to the matter/energy in black holes?
It is compressed by unfathomable amounts of gravity until it is all no bigger than an atom. This "atom" is called a singularity.
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What does the saying "it's a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive" mean?
Living a life of lies will catch up to you eventually, becoming harder to maintain the longer you uphold the facade.
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Whats the first song that pops into your head?
Rock Me Tonight, by Billy Squire.
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How much do commercials, whether annoying or charming, influence your purchases?
They don't influence me at all. The most I take away from a commercial is the knowledge that product or service exists, and some commercials are so ineptly produced that they can't even communicate that simple message.
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Do you still ask your mother for advice?
Yes, though I always take her answers with a grain of salt. She's very opinionated and educated, too, but not very high on common sense.
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Has anyone had a threesome in their relationship, and did it affect you both and are you still together. Do you think if you bring another person into it, even for just one time, does it destroy what you have, or can it bring you closer together?
No. Have considered it, though.
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A career counselor quoted, "But being a successful employee requires social and communication skills." What if a candidate, otherwise academically brilliant, has Asperger Syndrome or any other kind of Autistic spectral disorder?
You slip through the cracks and life the Life of Riley.
No, wait, sorry. Life of poverty. You live a life of poverty.
I speak from personal experience.
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Is there a person whom you think or wonder about daily, that you haven't seen or heard from in years, but as far as you know, isn't dead?
My old friend, Justin. Were inseparable from 3rd to 6th grade, kinda went our seperate ways in high school. Haven't seen or heard from him since graduation. Heard he was a dish washer in Northern NY now. I oughta look him up some time. Nah. It'd probably be creepy...
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Have you ever fantisized over your best friends girl/boy friends?
Yes. Not something to be proud of, however.
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In your experience, what is the most effective way to deal with "ugly" relationships?
I hear cosmetic surgery is getting cheaper all the time and...
Oh, you mean unpleasant relationships? Just leave, break things off completely, get the police involved if necessary.
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Is it unusual for two sisters aged 16 and 15 to still be bathing/showering together, sleeping together in the same bed, and sharing the same clothing?
Sharing a bed and clothing, sure. Bathing together? I'd draw the line there. Of course, to each his own. There's nothing morally wrong with bathing together as long as it's not sexual in any way.
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What is your most favourite song from the 80s? Mine is Survivor- eye of the tiger
Ziggy Stardust.
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How do you feel about Britney Spears shaving off her head? Do you feel sorry for her at all?
I heard later that she's declared herself a lesbian, or bi, or something like that. If that's true, the head shaving seems to explain itself.
And, no, I don't feel sorry for her. Money, power, and fame all have the power to corrupt. If her life's a mess, she has no one to blame but herself.
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Is it okay for a Mom to share with her child that he/she was conceived during a rape? Why?
I couldn't see telling a kid that. What would they have to gain from knowing?
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What artist/band has sold the most records in history?
The truth is nobody knows the exact figures to declare a true #1 best seller of all time. The figures we do have point toward the winner being either The Beatles, Elvis Presley, or Micheal Jackson, as told here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best-selling_music_artist
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What is your favorite Simpsons quote?
Just about ANYTHING that comes out of Sideshow Bob.
"That was a big mistake, Bart. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it." - Sideshow Bob
and
"Your guilty consciences may force you to vote Democratic, but deep in your hearts you long for a cold, Republican leader who'll cut taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a...
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I have 10 pairs of red gloves and 10 pairs of blue gloves in a draw. In total darkness how many gloves would I have to remove to be sure of a pair that match?
To be SURE? 21.
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What does the phrase "pay the piper" mean?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_the_piper#Allusions_in_linguistics
In its current context, it means to bear the unfavorable consequences of ones actions.
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Have you ever loved a show that was cancelled?
Who hasn't!? Invader Zim R.I.P.
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Have you ever loved a show that was cancelled?
Who hasn't!? Invader Zim R.I.P.
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What serial killer holds your fascination?
Son of Sam. His DOG made him do it. Nice.
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How do people go gay?
You know that feeling you get in your pants when you look at the opposite sex? They get that feeling when looking at the same sex. It's not any more complicated than that.
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My cousin is 9.she is a lesbian her parents dont know it because she lives with me and my parents dont know because their never home.she wants to kiss a girl really badly but her friends arent lesbians what should she do.
Wait till she's older. Sexually experimental girls get easier to come by once your age gets past the single digits.
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What do you think about that song by the Dixie Chicks not ready to be nice?
More left-wing drama... inspired by more right-wing jingoism.
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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now?
I was 20 when I lost my virginity, sadly. In retrospect, there were plenty of times I could have lost it when I was younger if I hadn't have been such an awkward nerd at the time. The opportunity was there, but I was too blind to see them.
*sigh*
I'm 23 now.
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For those of you that are married: Would it be more difficult for you to hear your spouse say "I want a divorce, and I'm leaving today" or to answer the door to two policemen informing you that your spouse died in an accident?
I'm not married, but I've been living with my girlfriend for 5 years and that's close enough.
If she just up and left, then to hell with her. But if she died, that's different. I'd suddenly be losing someone I love, rather than suddenly not loving someone I'm losing, so to speak.
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Once hovercars start to buzz around, how will prisons prevent outside accomplices from routinely floating in with one to whisk away an incarcerated comrade?
Domes. Duh.
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What qualities does an AB question or answer have to exhibit to get a positive rating from you?
I like questions that make me think or laugh.
I like answers that helpful or, when appropriate, humorous.
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If you live in a big city, what's the wackiest thing you've seen a street person do?
Some homeless-looking guy gave me change. I didn't even ask for it! And he looked like he could use it more than me.
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Any advice for moving on after a breakup
It's tempting to move directly into another relationship to fill the void left by your missing partner, but that's usually a bad idea. Do whatever it takes to avoid that. If you miss the sex, try porn. If you miss the company, take solace in your friends. If you don't have any friends, the internet can help. Try dating around, as long as it's clear you're not looking...
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Who is the first person you tell good or bad news?
My girlfriend, who usually just gives me the equivalent of "Uh huh. That's nice, dear." Then I tell my best friend Dave, who's usually more excited. Then anyone else who comes to mind.
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Is the Bible God's word or man's?
God's word, corrupted by man.
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My ex boyfriend got mad that I was raped and took it out on me and raped me? I need answers and thoughts.
Go to the police while there's still evidence to be collected. Be strong or he may never be punished for what he's done to you.
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Is it true bi now gay later, or is that some ignorant BS?
I don't see bi so much as a sexual preference as it is just a state of indecision. Some people are bi till the day they die, though. To answer your question, I think if someone stops being bi, they're just as likely to go straight than gay.
That is some ignorant BS, though. Where'd you hear that? Catholic school?
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
"I'm bored. You're boring me."
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In one word, how would you describe your sex life?
Intermittent.
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Do you remember if there was a song playing on a stereo/radio at the time you lost your virginity? What song was it?
Milkshake, by Kellis. Her choice, not mine. Luckily, my taste in women has much improved since then.
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If you had just gotten off a plane and you saw a girl wearing a shirt that says "Baby Rottweiler" what would you think?
If that's all it says, I would assume she stole the shirt from a baby Rottweiler. A Rottweiler who's now topless.
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When you have sex, do you go naked or do you leave on some kind of top? (I'm serious now...)
I take it how I find it. >_>
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When you have aibohpphobia you are scared of palindromes. (Hence it being a palindrome itself). Do you know anyone that has this phobia?
No. How could anyone be afraid of palindromes? They're delightful!
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Girls, if you father-in-law came onto you, would you tell your husband or his wife, or let him off with a warning?
Edit: Oh. Wait. I'm not a girl. No answer from me.
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Does anyone know how to get celeberties e-mail's or phone numbers or even an address?
http://www.celebrityemail.com/
P.S. It just occurred to me that this question is ripe for pranks/revenge. Somebody could post the phone number or e-mail of a rival, enemy, or just someone they dislike, as celebrity contact info. Just like writing numbers on bathroom walls, only global!
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Do you get along with your in-laws because you have to?
Yes, not because they're in-laws, though. I kowtow to half the people I meet, then curse their existence once I'm not at risk of them retaliating.
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Would you rather date somebody very ugly with a beautiful body or somebody very pretty with a disgusting body?
I don't put that much emphasis on looks, but generally I'm more drawn to a pretty face than a sexy body.
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I am fourteen and have never had a girlfriend in my life. Is this okay?
It's OK. I didn't really start dating till I was in my late teens and I'm now in a happy long term relationship, hoping to get married soon. Don't worry too much about getting a girl in your life until you're comfortable with yourself. I think you'll find that as you get older, you don't have to try all that hard to find a partner. If a girl is interested in...
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Do you think purses are invented by male chauvinist pigs to make women more clumsy and more vulnerable to being attacked? Wallets are so much more secure and easy to carry, and the man has both hands free to fend off an attacker.
I think women tend to have more to carry around with them, what with the complexity of their bodily functions as opposed to men's, society's expectations that they look their best at all times, and their (usually) primary role in raising children.
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Do you think it's right to arrest someone for burning the american flag under "anti-patriotism"?
No. Expression is expression, regardless of what you're expressing. Our country was founded on freedom of expression. You do the math.
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Which minor character in South Park do you like best and why? Towelie, Wendy, Timmy, Pip, Token, Jimmy, Butters, Marvin, or Tweak?
Tweak. He seems like the kind of guy I'd hang out with if I were a kid in South Park.
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I have a crush on this boy but then my mom married his dad so now he's my step brother!!!!!!!!!!11 what should I do?
Forget about it. It's a crush. Plenty of fish, and what not.
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I found that my daughter was using some fowl language to refer to me online b/c she was angry and was also lying. What is a good way to punish her and make her think about her behavior?
Make her write an essay on how what she did was wrong and how she plans on changing her behavior in the future. Tell her that the severity of her grounding/lost allowance/what-have-you will depend on how much thought she puts into it.
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Do you Yahoo?
I prefer Google. Yahoo.com is so cluttered with news and ads now, the search function feels more like an afterthought.
Hard to believe that this is what the site looked like ten years ago:
http://web.archive.org/web/19970418161616/http://www7.yahoo.com/
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What are in children's ball pits that makes them so nasty these days?
Children, of course.
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What keeps you coming back to Answerbag?
I come here with my questions because it's a great place to come when you need information you can't seem to find any where else.
I come back regularly to give answers because I feel good doing my part in keeping the site running. If people only came here with questions, nobody would ever get any answers.
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AYAK?
No. I don't hate minorities. I just get tired of them hating me.
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Why are some the GreenDay songs explicit?
I think the better question is "How come some of them aren't?"
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Is there a legal limit on how long names can be (real world, not virtual)
Off-hand, I'd say no, but I've seen stranger laws.
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What is your favorite Marx Brothers film?
Duck Soup, with Horse Feathers and A Night at the Opera coming in a close 2nd and 3rd, respectively.
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Are there any cheats for nicktoons racing pc
Doesn't seem to be. If there were, they'd most definitely be listed here:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/code/916596.html
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Who knows what new games r cummin out for sonny ps3 :)
http://www.gamespot.com/newthisweek.html?platform=1028&type=new_this_week&mode=top&sort=rdate&sortdir=des
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How do you make yourself go to sleep when your a night owl?
Masturbation. Laugh, if you must, but it's scientifically sound. The human body releases prolactin, which has the side effect of relaxing the body, making you tired. If I really just can't sleep, that usually fixes the problem.
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What do you do if you think that your partner is cheating on you
I'd try to get more information about the situation, discreetly. Once I was reasonably sure I'm not being paranoid, I'd confront my partner about it.
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Are you a sexual person?
No. Sex is just a part of who I am. It doesn't dominate my every thought and action.
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Can I have a hug? I'm feeling really depressed today...
I'd be happy to give you a hug, but I'm kinda... not there, so... sorry.
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What one thing you shouldn't to say to somebody trying to commit sucide?
"Nobody cares."
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My sister told me I'm not supposed to drink beer until my tongue piercing is healed because it can cause a yeast infection in the mouth...I got it pierced 4 days ago and went out drinking two days after I got it pierced...is this true?
You risk infection when putting ANYTHING in your mouth after a piercing. Just treat the beer the same way you would food: clean your mouth out afterward with whatever anti-septic your tattooist supplied.
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Do you value your AB friends just as much as your "real life" friends?
No. Not even close.
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What song would you want played at your funeral?
"We'll Meet Again", as sung by Dame Vera Lynn.
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What is the most violent videogame(s) ever?
Fallout 1 and 2 were pretty gory for their time. I have a feeling Fallout 3 will claim the title when it comes out.
Edit: Not to mention it's one of the only games I've ever played where you're able to kill children. There's even an in-game achievement for it (though it's frowned upon by NPCs).
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Would you like to have bill clinton as a president again?
God, no. His own wife can't trust him. Why should millions of strangers (i.e. voters) trust him any more than that?
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What put a smile on your face today?
Logging on my first day after ascending on http://www.kingdomofloathing.com .
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How do you know when you've spent too much time surfing the internet?
When you use internet meme, such as "LOL", "WTF", and "OMG" during normal conversation with your friends and family.
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Have you ever been to Canada? What is your impression of the country and Canadians?
The one time I went to Canada, I had 3 lighters stolen off of me at a night club. Then a bunch of roughs tried to pick a fight with me and my friend when they found out we were American. Luckily, we're leet effin' diplomats, and talked our way out of it. USA! USA!
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Are you offended by the Grand Theft Auto series?
I consider GTA art, along the lines of The Godfather, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, and The Boondock Saints.
It does not upset any of my sensibilities.
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Can you lose weight playing with an Nintendo Wii?
If you play like the spazz actors they show in their advertising, than yes.
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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_in_the_World_is_Carmen_Sandiego%3F#Locations_2
Take your pick.
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What is a Damzel in Distress?
"Damzel in Distress" would be a decent band name. All it needs is a little umlaut in there somewhere...
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Has anybody checked out the lunar eclipse tonight?
It's already starting. The projected peak of the eclipse is 4:52am CDT.
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Just been watching an eclipse of the moon with my kids in Australia.
Is this eclipse visible all around the world?
It's visible here in Texas, USA.
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How do you make a M1A1 Abrams float?
Take the tank, add some soda and ice cream, and voila! M1A1 Abrams Float.
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Why does genius border border on insanity?
That statement is true, and here's why:
1. Intelligent people can perceive reality in ways an average mind may not, opening up strange new possibilities. If someone came to you claiming to have perfected a matter teleporter, you'd think they were crazy or lying. How do you think Edison felt trying to sell the light bulb?
2. People who score well on IQ tests tend towards autism...
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Among your group of friends, is there one who is jovial and good-natured most of the time..someone who seems pretty centered, well-balanced and able to pick you up when you're down?
That would be me. I'm the eye of the effing storm.
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If love were an animal, what would it be?
Love is a butterfly. Hold it too tightly, and you'll crush it; too gently and it will fly away.
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Could you pick a single photograph you have that is the most important to you? What is it of and why does it have so much significance?
I can try...
I feel this picture is important because, though great strides have been made in the civil rights movement, this man's legacy and the ideals he represents have long been forgotten by society at large. Especially among many of the young blacks of today, which is particularly tragic.
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When I look in the mirror, why does one side of my face look better then the other side?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I can't tell you for certain. Bad lighting, maybe?
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How would you define kinky as?
kinky, adj. Slang. marked by unconventional sexual preferences or behavior, as fetishism, sadomasochism, or the like.
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How can you tell if a guy really cares about you or is just interested in you for sex?
There's no rule of thumb, if that's what you're looking for. If it FEELS like a fling, treat it as such until you see a reason to treat it otherwise. If you already feel comfortable with him, try asking him how he sees the situation.
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Why do equal opportunity employers who do not discriminate against race or gender ask for your race and gender?
It's marketing. They don't collect the information as part of the potential hire evaluation. They keep it for demographic research. "Of 10,000 applicants, 38% were black, 34% were white, etc." That kind of information.
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If a guy suddenly starts checking you out and being a lot nicer after you've had a makeover, but you've worked with him for a year, does that mean he's liked you all along and the makeover just renewed his interest?
Probably not. If he's never showed any prior interest, chances are his sudden attraction is entirely physical.
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Do you know your "limit"? How did you figure out what it is?
I know my limit when it comes to certain beverages. Anytime I try something new, I need to carefully track my intake to make sure I don't hurt myself. If you want to know your own limit, drink with people you trust. Drink progressively more at a time over the course of several evenings. Keep pushing yourself a little at a time until you don't feel comfortable drinking any more. And...
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Do you think that a hot body in a girl or a guy is everything? Or do you look for what's inside too?
We're all pink on the inside, right? Seriously, though, looks are important to me, but not as important as personality.
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WHat is something easier said than done?
"...and on earth peace, good will toward men."
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What is your left hand doing?
Supporting my chin.
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Guys only. Who agrees that it is perfectly natural for us guys to want to bed as many women as possible?
Natural? As in "instinctual"? Than yes. Spreading of ones genes is a natural evolutionary impulse. Correct in a modern society, you say? Not even remotely.
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The beginning of time is a grand scientific mystery. Is it possible that the concept of eternity is broader than we believe and that time has no beginning OR end?
Those aren't mutually exclusive definitions...
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What's abnormal about you?
I'm a socially awkward, cynical, slyly sarcastic game nerd, but that's not so much abnormal as cliché.
What's really strange about me, personally, is that I sweat near constantly. I was born and raised in Northern New York and I would sweat in any temperature over 70 degrees. I've since moved to Texas and haven't stopped sweating yet. It's bad enough that...
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What is you're interpretation of the song "American Pie" By Don McLean? Please explain in detail. (I am not asking for an absolute answer, but what you believe it is about, thank you!)
The lyrics hold no special meaning to me personally, but this seems like a reasonable explanation:
http://www.rareexception.com/Garden/Pie.php
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My bf of 2 years has decided he needs to make sure I am the "one" and in order to do that he has moved out, joined a dating site and told me he has to make sure no one else can turn his head away from me.I told him someone will coz he's looking.Thoughts?
Well, he's a weird one, isn't he? If I were you, I'd see how it plays out. If you're of the inclination, tell him it's a wonderful idea and you'll be doing the same. If he follows through and really leaves, you're better off without him.
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I have a two year old child with my ex we both agree that it is important for us to do things together so he can experience things with both of us however, my current girlfriend can't see this and worrys that something is going on between us what do I do?
If your current girlfriend can't understand the idea that you want your child to have a healthy relationship with both of his birth parents, maybe she's better off alone. That's my two cents, anyway...
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Can you show us some videos depicting how to flirt and great examples of flirting with one another?
http://www.videojug.com/tag/getting-a-date
Everything you need should be available there.
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If TVs have gone flat, why haven't air conditioners?
Some have. Haven't you noticed?
http://www.compactappliance.com/xq/JSP.jump/itemType.CATEGORY/itemID.964/qx/Portable_Air_Conditioners.htm?mtcpromotion=Google%3EPortable%20Air%3ENEWAD
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Some say, "" Its better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not." Why is this? What good is that hatred?
The point isn't that it's better to be hated. It's better to be seen for who you really are, for better or worse.
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Why can't I find public chatrooms on Yahoo anymore?
You can. They're just hopelessly infested with spambots. Rarely a live chatter in sight.
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Why did I dream of Jack McClellan interviewing kids at a local mall with his lawyer present? (I was about to take a picture of him with a kid but his lawyer talked me out of it.) Was it a premonition? Is it GOING TO happen?
No. Most likely that's not going to happen.
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Does barbecue give you cancer?
What doesn't give you cancer these days?...
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What is the most embarrassing time that you "got the uncontrollable giggles"?
Happens all the time at job interviews. No wonder I'm unemployed...
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Why do you work?
Ideally, to work my up the ranks of an industry that interests and challenges me.
In practice, I drag myself to various minimum-wage hellholes just to make ends meet.
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What does it mean for my dog to take food from the bowl and drop it all around the house? Does this have something to do with the fact that my cousin took my second dog to dogsit? is this a normal behavior?
My dog does the same thing. Mostly because he's an idiot, though. He grabs a mouthful, then runs around the house chewing it. He tends to get pieces of it everywhere. He eats up afterwards as well. Does your dog eat it later? If so, it could just be clumsiness...
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Should the Defense of Marriage Act (DoMA) be used as kindling?
I'm opposed to anything that further limits personal freedoms.
That said, let's not burn it. Let's show it to as many people as possible and hold it up as a shining example of extremist fascism, something to be despised and avoided at all costs.
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What does falling in love with someone feel like?
To me, true love is when you care about someone's well-being as much as your own, if not more.
Of course, it's something we each have to define for ourselves. Discovering what love is, is half the battle towards finding it.
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What is the best way to fish?
M80s and a 12-pack.
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My friend is always really sarcastic and it gets on my nerves! if she doesn't want u 2 do something she says " could u kinda stop doing that becuz it's sort of getting on my nerves!" i don't think she means 2 b like that. wut could i say to let her know?
You could try asking her the same question you just asked us...
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I havea friend that copies everything that i do and it gets SOOO annoying!!!! what can i say to her to make her stop?
What are you, 12? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you know...
Anyway, to answer your question, have you tried "Hey, I notice you tend to copy me. Could you please stop?"?
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If you could choose a song to die to, which would it be?
Without A Fight, by Hoobastank.
A bit "teen-angsty", but fitting.
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How does the dice game Craps work?
The short answer is: Craps is a game that plays a bit like roulette with dice. Bets are placed on spaces on a board, each space corresponding to the projected results of a series of dice rolls.
For the long answer, go to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craps
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Who would win in a fight.. Mario or Sonic? Feel free to judge by what moves they have in tv shows, games ect..
If Sonic makes a showing in SSB:B, we'll be able to find out for sure.
Other than that, I feel they're both evenly matched in fighting prowess. The fight would be decided by the circumstances, i.e. where they fought, what power-ups Mario had access to, how many Chaos Emeralds Sonic had, etc.
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A question to anyone who has seen Micheal Vick's televised "apology"......Did you think it was truly sincere or did it seem fabricated and smug like i saw it? Is he truly sorry for his crimes, or is he sorry he got caught?
If he were the sort of person who could feel true remorse for personal wrong-doing, he wouldn't have been putting house pets into sudden death cage matches for his own profit and amusement to begin with.
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What do I have in my pocket?
The One Ring?
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When I use my memory card and I click save at the end of a game it reads no card in slot one. The card is in there securely. What am i dong wrong
Are you certain it's a PS2 card? If you play a PS2 game with a PS1 memory card in the slot, it won't detect the card when you try to save.
If that's not the case, try another PS2 card if you have one on hand (even if it's full). If it detects that, you probably have a defective card on your hands.
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Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons? Why/Why not?
I've played. I got into it in college. The circle of friends I fell into happened to be avid players and they started bringing me into their regular games. Ah, good times. I was such a crafty rogue...
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For those of you who are "oldtimers" and played Dungeons & Dragons, did you ever construct a Dungeon wherein good deeds helped you to advance and gain more powers, or were they always centered on hacking and slaying?
Back when I used to DM for my old circle of friends, I never had the luxury of planning a game in advance. Several times a week, they would more or less demand I pull a campaign out of my ass. As I ad-libbed my way through, I would tend to reward my players for ingenuity and resourcefulness. Morality didn't really enter into it.
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Do you eat when you are bored or stressed?
Sometimes when I'm bored, though I know I shouldn't.
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Why is our world worth saving?
The phrasing of your questions suggests that the world (Of course, meaning the human race. The planet itself is in no real danger.) is worth saving to begin with. I disagree.
People who point to art and philosophy as evidence of human worth fail to mention that in the scheme we have devised, artists and philosophers are powerless and largely without prestige. Instead, they are merely hints...
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If you found a bottomless pit, what would you do? (be imaginative)
Turn it into a nuclear waste disposal facility so the hippies will quit bitching, we can make more nuclear power plants and I can stop paying $400 a month for air conditioning!
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How should I train my above ground pool to roll over?
Some people use treats, but I prefer clicker training.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clicker_training
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When was the last time you ate a cookie?
2 hours ago. I'm long overdue for another, though. Thanks for the reminder.
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Whats the worst nickname you have ever heard?
Rumpelstiltskin. Mind you, this is the best insult school-age children, from Kindergarten on through senior high, could come up with for someone named "Steelson".
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What's the craziest urban legend you've heard of?
Bloody Mary. I mean, really...
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Can a regular xbox use xbox 360 live subscription
Yes.
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What is the most surreal thing that has ever happened to you?
While driving, my car got hit by a rock from nowhere. I was driving on a two-lane highway through an open field with no other cars within sight, when a brick-sized rock apparently fell out of the sky, bounced off the road in front of me and landed on my windshield. It then rolled off to the side and I immediately pulled over to assess the situation. I couldn't find the responsible rock...
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Have you been stopped by the Police for anything and were they polite? Did you get a ticket or warning?
I've been stopped many times, never by a polite officer. One went as far as to tell me that even though he believes I did nothing wrong, he still was going to ticket me. When I presented this situation to the judge, he also assured me he believed my story, then proceeded to fine me $150. For a crime both the officer and judge admit I did not commit. What a fine, fine legal system.
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What is the saddest song you have ever heard?
The Windmills of Your Mind, from The Thomas Crown Affair. That song always gets me, for some reason.
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How dirty are those hotel bedspreads anyway? I find myself not wanting to touch them (even in a nice hotel). Any research been done on this?
The problem has been overly-reported. Leave it to the media to take anecdotal atrocities and portray them as a sinister epidemic. You're no more in danger in most hotel beds than you are in your own bed at home.
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What is the shortest amount of time that people can date before they should decide to get married?
I feel that a year is a good rule of thumb when it comes to proposing. To each, his own, though.
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Is a man's body sexy?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As such, the male form isn't attractive to me.
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How do u tell a friend its time for them to move out of your house
Well, if this "friend" is any kind of real friend, you'll be able to break the news to him with minimum drama. All you can really do is tell them flat out, matter-of-fact and hope for the best.
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Do you think it' ok for two homosexual men to adopt a child?
Yes. Two gay parents are better than none.
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Is it not amazing that some people still think Communism/Socialism can work after it has failed repeatedly? Of all people Americans should know better, should we not?
"People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security deserve neither and will lose both." - Benjamin Franklin
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Do you think Americans should still be proud of who they are?
Citizenship is just a circumstance of birth. And birthrights, be it race, wealth, or nationality, should never be a badge of honor or a source of shame.
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Do you feel the liberties of the American people are slowly being stripped away?
Yes, and I only hope they can overcome their enforced apathy long enough to take back what is rightfully theirs.
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Do you think it should be legal to abort full grown adults?
"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" - George Carlin
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Are you against prostitution?
I'm all for everyone having the freedom to do what they will. Many of the negative elements of prostitution could be remedied if governments would stop outright banning it and start regulating it. As the venerable George Carlin once said, "Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?"
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When i have sex and get off i tend to get soft really quick is there anything i can do so that i stay harder longer?
Generally, once the guy gets off, the show's over. There are a few methods for maintaining an erection after ejaculation, none of them particularly healthy. If you really must, I'd personally suggest a cock ring. It cuts off the circulation to the penis, keeping the blood in it long and maintaining the erection. Does it sound healthy? It isn't. Again, use at your own risk.
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Do all men like to watch porn?
No. I know several who do not care for it, some who are actively offended by it.
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Is 5 1/2 inches small for a 15 year old male's lower region?
1/2 an inch above the average.
More information here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_length
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Why do so many people say that porn is quite healthy for a man.. it can become an addiction so i've been told..so how can an addiction be a good thing? i dont get it people.
I think a lot of men use pornography as a "harmless" outlet for their natural tendencies to "spread their wild oats". In that respect, it can be healthy in maintaining a monogamous relationship. Like many things, however, using it to excess can be unhealthy.
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Why do guys shy away from single mothers? Do they think we're unattractive because we have children?
I think raising someone else's children is at odds with the primal instinctual need to spread one's genes. Doesn't mean they're not simple-minded jerks, though.
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Why do ugly old men stare at me wherever I go?
Old men just don't care. Most men are slaves to their sex drive, but many young men have the good sense to hide it. Old men just don't care.
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What allures you the most?
Aggressive women. Not kinky leather types mind you, but a girl who's willing to do, eh, "her share" in the bedroom.
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Ive noticed that high school boys not only lack maturity but also respect for any girl there with. for example a friend of mine was called stupid because she got a wrong unit patch for a project and her "man" insulted her. Is that true everywhere?
I think you'll find that most men think most women are "crazy". And most women think most men are "stupid". And who's to say that either is incorrect?
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Ive noticed that high school boys not only lack maturity but also respect for any girl there with. for example a friend of mine was called stupid because she got a wrong unit patch for a project and her "man" insulted her. Is that true everywhere?
I think you'll find that most men think most women are "crazy". And most women think most men are "stupid". And who's to say that either is incorrect?
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What advice would you give to someone who is new to the actual, pen and paper D&D? Tips and tricks?
Unless you are a rogue or regularly group with a rogue, keep a 10-foot pole around at all times. Use it to activate traps, or just about any other dangerous things, from a distance.
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What's the best rpg ever?
Earthbound, for SNES. You can launch bottle rockets at chompasaurs. :D
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In Oblivion does anyone know where I can find a lion and a bear?
If you've finished the Arena questline, sometimes each of those are choices for your weekly exhibition match. If not, try mountains for lions and forests for bears. They're mostly random in the wild.
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Guys, if you are into sports and your girlfriend is not, is that a turn off?
No. I'm not into sports, though, so I guess in my case it'd be video games. And still no. Now, if she actively tried to run my hobby out of my life? That would most definitely be a turn off, and the end of the relationship for that matter.
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What do men think of women who don't shave their legs or arm pits?
Personally, I don't care that much. I prefer shaved, but it's not a deal-breaker if they're not. My girlfriend doesn't shave her legs when it's cold out and understandably so. Too much bothers me a bit, though.
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MEN ONLY: As an adult, has a woman ever slapped or hit you? If so, what did you do in return, if anything? Details?
My girlfriend slapped me twice, on the same occasion. I had it coming, though, so I didn't retaliate in any way. Even though I was furious at the time.
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How would you describe your body?
"I was born perfect, been that way ever since." -Bill Hicks
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What's the best way to annoy an American? (this could be fun :-)
Depends. For half the country, insult their president. For the other half, praise him.
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Who is your favorite nitendo character?
Luigi. "The eternal understudy."
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Can xbox live membership transfer over to xbox 360 live membership
An X-Box Live subscription automatically becomes a X-Box Live Gold subscription when you transfer it to an X-Box 360. The two are technically identical. The only difference is the added functionality on the 360.
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In Poke'mon Fire Red and Leaf Green, what Poke'mon can you start off with?
Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander.
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-rs/001.shtml
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-rs/004.shtml
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-rs/007.shtml
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How long would it take you to make 1mill in runescape?
I think the better question is "Why are you playing Runescape when you could be playing Kingdom of Loathing?" Seriously, though, the rate at which you acquire money in any online RPG is strongly influenced by your level and available crafting skills. You can find more information here: http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/online/game/562728.html
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When will the next installment of Elder Scrolls (Elder Scrolls 5) come out?
There have been no official announcements regarding this game. Given the normal development cycle and the length of time between the last game and Oblivion, I'd expect a release between 2009 and 2010. In the meantime, enjoy Fallout 3, set to release Fall 2008. :)
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My girlfriend is very sweet girl and I love her, but she is not funny or social at all, and I'm completely the opposite, and sometimes I am embarrassed by this. Will this be a problem in our relationship?
It'll only become a problem if you make it so. Not to place any blame on you or anything. I'm just saying that if it's that important to you and you consider it a "deal-breaker", than it will be.
Personally, me and my girlfriend are the same way. She has a very limited sense of humor and hates even being in public, let alone going out and socializing. I, on the other...
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Guys, would you reject a girl who is smart, cute, fun, funny, kind, understanding, outgoing, but has small boobs?
No, but I place more emphasis on personality than looks. To a point. I'd rather be with a girl who gets my world view and can play video games and watch good movies with me, than a super model with the personality of a coat rack.
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Men: Is there ever a justifiable reason to strike a woman?
In self-defense or some similar situation. Women can be just as dangerous as men and deserve no special treatment if they cross that line. Other than that, though, you shouldn't really be hitting anybody.
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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny?
At a furry convention.
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I'm a 15 year old guy who just started dating a girl. She just dumped another guy who she'd been dating for 8 months for me. What should I expect in this relationship?
Nothing. You're in high school. Just enjoy it for what it is: teen romance. Don't thrust any expectations on her, but just focus on getting to know each other and being comfortable around her. Even if the relationship ends, you'll maybe have learned a thing or two about the female psyche.
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Would you have a serious relationship with someone who smokes cigarettes?
I would, and I do. I used to smoke as well, though, so I guess that might be a factor.
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Which Disney Character are you most like and why? I had two really mean sisters growing up so I could sympathise with Cinderella.
My heart always went out to Donald Duck, even when I was a wee lad. That guy can never get an even break, and I sympathize.
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If you could go back in time 15 years, what advice would you give yourself? How old are you presently?
I'd tell my 8-year old self to stop spending so much time at my grandmother's house. I grew up spoiled rotten thanks to that overbearing psychopath. Also, I'd tell myself to give up on my dad ever acting more like a "dad". It would've saved me a lot of grief later on.
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If you could go back in time and give yourself advice on just one singe thing, what would that be?
I'd tell myself to stop worrying about girls. Despite my reclusive, awkward nature, I found out later that most girls were quite taken with me. Looking back, I realized I missed so many opportunities to get early experience in dating, so I'd give my younger self a few heads-up.
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Do you believe feng shui makes a difference?
I believe in Feng Shui. I also believe in television psychics, David Blaine, Scientology, grainy Bigfoot videos, Nostradamus, homeopathic medicine, sewer crocodiles, global warming, and the bloody Tooth Fairy.
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Does prohibition cause crime?
Any time you criminalize anything that's not actually a crime (an act that deprives someone of their life, time, or property, in accordance with the principles of liberty), than you are creating crime. Crime in name alone.
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What's the hardest part of being a teen today?
In the words of Lewis Black, "People say that today is the worst time to be a kid, and they're wrong. EVERY time is the worst time to be a kid, because adults never know SHIT!" I hope this answers your question.
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Is there at least a 10%chance of invader zim ever continueing?
If it did ever come back, it'd be a shadow of its former self. All of the original cast and crew have moved on to other projects and Johnen Vasquez, the show's creator, says he wants nothing to do with the series any more.
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Do you like to watch Happy Tree Friends?
I don't really see the appeal. A few of my friends like it. I think it's mildly amusing at times, but not as wildly hilarious as some seem to think.
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What makes you absolutely sick just by looking at it?
Election returns.
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I'm trying to think of a good way to mildly freak out random strangers, got any suggestions?
Pretend to be retarded. Like, obnoxiously retarded. If you pull it off convincingly, you can do whatever you want and they can't get mad or do anything about without looking like a jerk. Works especially well in restaurants and other crowded venues.
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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite?
"The Godfather"'s a damn good film, but my personal favorite is Sin City. It's the one movie I can watch over and over again.
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What do you feel is the best console of all time?
Personally, I think the SNES has some of my favorite classics. Playstation 1 did the most to advance the industry, though.
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What the best video game for gamecube?
My personal opinion? Super Smash Bros. Melee. For a more objective answer, see http://www.gamerankings.com/itemrankings/default_gc/11
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My Xbox wont play my Dead or Alive 3 game or Dead or Alive Ultimate game...but it will play everything else. What's wrong with it?
Is it an X-Box or an X-Box 360? If it's a 360, you won't be able to play them without a connection to X-Box Live. If it's an X-Box, it's probably a problem with those two discs.
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My GBA SP will save everything but my Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance game. What's wrong?
The battery in the cartridge is probably dead. Either replace it yourself, which is a pain and hard if not impossible without the proper tool, or return the game to the point of purchase.
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I have 3 GBA games that wont save....2 castlevania games and a final fantasy tactics advance games.I think they might be fakes...is that possible?Or are they just broken?
If a cartridge-based game won't save, a dead battery is the usual culprit. Either that, or you've got yourself some bootleg cartridges. Most likely the batteries in them are fried, though. Not much you can do about that unless you have a screwdriver with the right head to open the cartridge safely. I'd suggest returning them to the place of purchase.
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In Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, do you have to use Gameboy Advances for AAAAALL of your players on multiplayer? If so, that really sucks...the GBA-to-GCN cords probably cost an arm and a leg....
Yes, each player needs a Gameboy Advance and a GC-to-GBA link cable. Fortunately, they're only $9.99 at Amazon.com.
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What the best video game for gamecube?
Decisions, decisions. It depends on what genre you prefer. Best Adventure - Zelda: Twilight Princess, Best Fighter - Super Smash Bros. Melee, Best Shooter - Resident Evil 4, Best Sim - Animal Crossing, Best Platformer - Super Mario Sunshine, Best Strategy - Pikmin.
Those are the winners according to http://www.gamrankings.com , anyway. As of 8/26/07
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Can a regular xbox use xbox 360 live subscription
An X-box Live Gold subscription is equivalent to last-gen X-Box Live subscription. So, you can use the gamertag on the old X-box but, of course, you won't have any access to any of the 360 features, such as achievements and gamer scores. It would function as an old Live account.
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Could a regular webcam work on an xbox 360?
Not out of the box. The Xbox 360 has no means of installing the required drivers for a 3rd party webcam without replacing or heavily modding the machine's operating system.
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Who would win in a fight: Bart Simpson or Eric Cartman?
Cartman, for reasons stated by previous answers. 1st Degree Premeditated Murder > Vandalism.
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Who would win? Michael Vick or OJ Simpson?
Simpson's killed before, so I'd have to give him the edge...
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If California and Texas got in war with each other who would win?
Offhand, I'd say the state full of soft, aging, hippie liberals would get crushed by the state full of angry, righteous, drunken, gun-toting rednecks. To clarify, Texas > California.
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If Jesus and Bruce Lee got into a fight, who would win?
Jesus, because Jesus is "effing metal".
Case in point: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/08/04 *Warning: Rated for language and effing metal-ness*
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If Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse got into a fight, who would win?
It would end in a draw since neither is an active aggressor. However, Bugs would be funnier while trying. That mouse peaked in the 30s.
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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write?
"Hobos do it on the street."
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What is your favorite game of all time?
Earthbound, on the SNES. Most under appreciated game of all time. Except maybe for Daggerfall, but that was under appreciated for a reason.
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What is your favorite old school video game?
River City Ransom. Not as old as, say, Tetris, but NES is old school enough for me.
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Where can I find a list of the stray cat and dogs in the sims 2 pets?
Try looking at:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/game/933148.html
If that doesn't help, I don't know what to tell you. Try the strategy guide, I guess.
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