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What do Republicans hate more - paying for birth control or paying for welfare babies of women who could not afford contraception?
on March 14th, 2012 |
11 answers
Where can I get Pray With Me blow-up dolls?
on March 14th, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
What is an appropriate price to charge for gay teen male prostitutes in Web ads?
on August 25th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Which states have Ronald Reagan days?
on July 31st, 2011 |
One answer
Should Mexicans use offshore banks to send money to their poor, unemployed American family?
on July 31st, 2011 |
One answer
Are abortion rights haters allowed to eat swollen ovaries?
on July 31st, 2011 |
no answers
If people can be taxed without having their right to fee speech and assembly abridged, why can't churches since taxes don't prohibit them
on July 30th, 2011 |
One answer
Isn't it extremely odd that with so much record heat, there's also record humidity and drought simultaneously?
on July 30th, 2011 |
4 answers
Why are Republican spin media trying to deny the record-setting heat wave of 2011?
on July 30th, 2011 |
2 answers
If you're pro-Dick, does that mean you're pro-Koch?
on July 30th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why has Tampa Bay Florida had record breaking cold and heat during 2010 and 2011?
on July 29th, 2011 |
3 answers
Why do more scientists see climate change as the cause for 2010-2011's extreme weather conditions?
on July 29th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
What vegetable tastes best in hot weather?
on July 29th, 2011 |
11 answers
| 5 people like this
Does smog increase climate change or does climate change increase smog?
on July 24th, 2011 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Why would the family owners of News Corp., well known for making billions from fake news and misinformation, also lie and cheat?
on July 24th, 2011 |
3 answers
Do you find searches about shills on the Twitter informative?
on July 24th, 2011 |
no answers
Is there less rain throughout the world or just in Oklahoma?
on July 24th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Will Republicans support extending the war on terror to conservative, christian terrorists?
on July 24th, 2011 |
3 answers
Are babies better off growing up with lesbian parents because they are guaranteed an abundant supply of milk?
on July 24th, 2011 |
7 answers
Why do Republican supporters like Koch & Exxon pay state governments to tear down climate change laws?
on July 24th, 2011 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why do climate crisis denying shills like Lord Christopher Monckton require legal orders to stop lying about the groups they belong to?
on July 24th, 2011 |
no answers
What is causing the severe drought in Oklahoma in 2011?
on July 24th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
What will be the impact of the climate crisis spreading to the Great Lakes?
on July 24th, 2011 |
2 answers
What is causing the Summer 2011 record heatwave?
on July 24th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Why didn't it require any waterboarding or other form of torture for Norway to get the confession from the terrorist?
on July 24th, 2011 |
6 answers
What should be done about the Wall Street lobbyists against CEO pay reform?
on July 24th, 2011 |
2 answers
Which part of an ant is the most nutritious to eat?
on July 24th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why do right-wing christians have terrorist cells in non-muslim countries like Norway?
on July 24th, 2011 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
What affects ejaculation speed the most?
on July 24th, 2011 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why can't tar be white?
on July 19th, 2011 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
How did America really win its independence?
on July 4th, 2011 |
5 answers
What would happen if we allowed public beaches to become privatized?
on July 4th, 2011 |
4 answers
If a corporation has a written policy against discrimination, can it be sued for discrimination?
on July 4th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Are most Americans more likely to receive inflation adjusted compensation in prison than at a job?
on July 4th, 2011 |
no answers
| 1 person likes this
The Koch brothers have admitted to illegal cash donations to state election campaigns. Will Republicans admit it too and ask they resign?
on July 4th, 2011 |
One answer
Should ethics apply to Supreme Court judges?
on July 4th, 2011 |
One answer
Why aren't people buried naked?
on July 4th, 2011 |
15 answers
| 1 person likes this
Would you support an independent, nonprofit, nonpartisan, SuperPAC organization called Shills for Asterisks?
on June 21st, 2011 |
no answers
Who is Harlan Crow?
on June 20th, 2011 |
no answers
What's more important for a government official to resign for, a sex affair or accepting bribes?
on June 20th, 2011 |
One answer
Why is economic growth under Democrats more manly than under Republicans?
on June 15th, 2011 |
4 answers
Who figured clamping an electromagnetic device to the side of your head for 12 hours a day would be bad for you?
on June 15th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 4 people like this
If America gives squirrel hunters a squirrel license holiday, will that fix the economy?
on June 15th, 2011 |
3 answers
When youth culture becomes monopolized by big business, what are the youth to do?
on June 15th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
If anti-abortion rights activists are not full of hate and violence, why do they call Planned Parenthood criminal?
on June 7th, 2011 |
11 answers
| 2 people like this
How much do Republicans need to bribe climate deniers so they don't "stick to science" and stay the course with "skeptics"?
on June 7th, 2011 |
no answers
Why are Sarah Palin fans trying to rewrite the American history of Paul Revere on Wikipedia?
on June 7th, 2011 |
13 answers
| 6 people like this
Is there a christian infowar militia attacking people and information on the Internet?
on June 7th, 2011 |
4 answers
If voluntary mechanisms are a proven failure in dealing with farm chemical runoff, shouldn't the government enforce regulations?
on June 3rd, 2011 |
One answer
Will non-organic farm pesticides and fertilizers combined with record floods cause the largest dead zone ever in the Gulf of Mexico in 2011?
on June 3rd, 2011 |
One answer
Why has the "Tea Party" become the corporate pawns for cable Internet against Net Neutrality?
on June 3rd, 2011 |
3 answers
If free markets embrace open information, why does Wall Street attack and fire whistle-blowers and people who identify fraud?
on June 2nd, 2011 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do Republicans have a multi-personality disorder like the owner of City Wok?
on June 2nd, 2011 |
2 answers
What companies, organizations, and products labeled as organic can not be trusted to actually be organic?
on June 2nd, 2011 |
no answers
| 1 person likes this
Who do Republicans view as crazier: liberals or scientists?
on June 2nd, 2011 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
How many raptures has god slacked off and been a no-show at?
on June 2nd, 2011 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
Should more corporations poison employees to maximize stockholder value?
on June 2nd, 2011 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
Why are wealthy families and corporate owned foundations pushing (lobbying and spending) for school vouchers?
on June 1st, 2011 |
no answers
What colors make you look like you've been out in the Sun when you haven't been?
on June 1st, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
What do you think of the background of my twitter profile?
on June 1st, 2011 |
no answers
If the free market punishes intelligent companies that choose slightly more expensive ways to prevent oil spills, how do you fix the market?
on June 1st, 2011 |
7 answers
Why couldn't Ronald Reagan lower taxes as much as Barack Obama while he was President?
on June 1st, 2011 |
3 answers
What's your favorite artistic rendering of Osama bin Laden's burial at sea?
on June 1st, 2011 |
3 answers
Can you trust economists from a university that hires and fires them based on the wishes of a billionaire who inherited his fortune?
on June 1st, 2011 |
4 answers
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Why do Republicans only hire economists who are shills and extremists?
on June 1st, 2011 |
3 answers
Should President Obama listen to a lobbying group for lobbyists on disclosure of government contractor political donations?
on June 1st, 2011 |
One answer
What is the Republican political secret that allows them to get candidates guilty of fraud and financial crimes elected?
on June 1st, 2011 |
3 answers
If solar power were subsidized as much as oil, would it already be cheaper than gas?
on June 1st, 2011 |
5 answers
On the Republican big government hypocrisy continuum, where is Florida Governor Scott?
on June 1st, 2011 |
no answers
What products marketed as organic compost are actually toxic sewage?
on May 31st, 2011 |
no answers
In what states have Republicans passed or are attempting to pass a "right to open work environment" bill?
on May 31st, 2011 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Should I be able to trademark Navy Seal Team 6?
on May 31st, 2011 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Who is most likely to threaten to kill or murder someone?
on May 31st, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Which Republican is most consistently and reliably wrong?
on May 31st, 2011 |
11 answers
| 2 people like this
Suck the __________________? (word or phrase)
on May 31st, 2011 |
44 answers
| 10 people like this
Who has had there answerbag password guessed and account hijacked the most times?
on May 31st, 2011 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
If Bush was a follower of Dr. King and Lincoln, why didn't he crack down on civil rights violations the way President Obama has?
on May 30th, 2011 |
2 answers
How do you end a grudge that you have held for over a year, or even a decade or more?
on May 30th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
What would you call a candy brand of lollipops meant to be sold to suckers?
on May 30th, 2011 |
2 answers
How much water does not shaving save?
on May 30th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Unlike Nazis, Stalinists, fascists, and Republicans, President Obama supports unions. Is this part of his plot to unite the United States?
on May 30th, 2011 |
4 answers
What's the most likely reason for the many non-factual beliefs Republicans have about President Obama?
on May 30th, 2011 |
One answer
Why does organic food have "significantly fewer pesticide residues" than conventional and "natural" food?
on May 30th, 2011 |
5 answers
Does the poll result on this question indicate that Answerbag has a stupidity problem or a political shill problem?
on May 29th, 2011 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
What god invented black holes and were they designed as sex toys for fellatio or anal?
on May 29th, 2011 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Who was President and Commander in Chief when the Collateral Murder event happened in Iraq?
on May 29th, 2011 |
One answer
What's the difference between military science and military intelligence?
on May 29th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
If Republicans/conservatives hate Hitler and Stalin, why are they anti-union just as they were?
on May 29th, 2011 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
When will Answerbag start banning and removing users who "answer" questions with insults and attempts to bully question askers?
on May 29th, 2011 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
What was the porno Carrie Prejean was masturbating to in her sextape?
on May 29th, 2011 |
no answers
What degrees shouldn't be supported by grants or loans?
on May 29th, 2011 |
4 answers
Why doesn't President Obama support destroying unions like Republicans and Adolf Hitler?
on May 29th, 2011 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
The next great love song will be called:
How _____ is your _____
on May 29th, 2011 |
26 answers
| 10 people like this
Why do I have to ____________ on my knees when I _____________?
on May 29th, 2011 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
Why do I have to __________ on my toes when I _____________?
on May 29th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
What's your favorite celebrity sextape?
on May 29th, 2011 |
2 answers
What are the most deadly corporations in the world?
on May 29th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Should the David H. Koch Theater be renamed the Tea Party Wallet Theater?
on May 29th, 2011 |
3 answers
Why are American, free-market, capitalist corporations like Goldman Sachs paying so much to weaken banking regulations?
on May 29th, 2011 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
Is Memorial Day demoralizing because no one wants to be reminded we're still at war?
on May 29th, 2011 |
One answer
If hackers get through your firewall, should you assume they've also hacked your escape pod?
on May 28th, 2011 |
no answers
Have any malls become Google-friendly yet?
on May 28th, 2011 |
no answers
How does one determine what journeys should be walked alone?
on May 27th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Is showing-up really half the battle?
on May 27th, 2011 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Is the dry side of the street on the same or opposite side of the sunny side?
on May 27th, 2011 |
no answers
What's the difference between a third party and an independent?
on May 27th, 2011 |
One answer
Should Bank of America be on the terrorist watch list?
on May 27th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
What sites/IPs do I have to open/whitelist in my firewall in order for Answerbag to work (read, login, ask & answer questions)?
on May 27th, 2011 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Why do Republicans like Daniel Webster support big government policies like trying to bribe god by giving Israel billions of dollars?
on May 26th, 2011 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
How did the Patriot Act help find Osama bin Laden ONLY 9 and a half years after it was passed?
on May 26th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
What is the new official conservative/Republican response for oral-sex rape?
on May 25th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Why do "tax holidays" fail to create jobs?
on May 25th, 2011 |
no answers
Has tornado activity generally been up or down since science and weather recordings have begun to count and document them?
on May 25th, 2011 |
One answer
Are women too touchy-feely to be leading atheists?
on May 25th, 2011 |
9 answers
| 2 people like this
Why should companies that have used offshore bank accounts to evade taxes be allowed to have a "tax holiday" to bring the money back?
on May 25th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why has the Amazon experienced hundred-year-droughts in 2 of the last 4 years when the rest of the planet is experiencing record rainfall?
on May 25th, 2011 |
3 answers
Why have fires burned more of America in the first 5 months of 2011 than any other time in history?
on May 25th, 2011 |
3 answers
Why was April 2011 the most active for tornadoes in history?
on May 25th, 2011 |
4 answers
If Republicans like Michigan's Governor Rick Snyder actually had values, wouldn't they recall themselves?
on May 23rd, 2011 |
3 answers
How much of an influence was the record precipitation of 2010 on the historic floods of 2011?
on May 23rd, 2011 |
One answer
Why hasn't the American Petroleum Institute's Bill of Oil been amended to the Constitution?
on May 19th, 2011 |
2 answers
What's the point of oil subsidies when they fail to lower gas prices?
on May 19th, 2011 |
One answer
Why did Republicans vote for billions in welfare/subsidies for oil companies already making billions each quarter without any aid?
on May 18th, 2011 |
12 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why would a Kenyan muslim socialist out to destroy America kill a fellow muslim out to destroy America?
on May 18th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
What is the one constant among religious fundamentalists?
on May 18th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Should Republicans torture John McCain until he says torture works?
on May 18th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
What sites do I need to open a hole in my firewall for in order to be able to like questions and answers on Answerbag?
on May 18th, 2011 |
no answers
When rapture doesn't come, what will be the excuse?
on May 18th, 2011 |
10 answers
| 7 people like this
OMFG, it's 5/11/11! What will happen when it's 9/11/11?
on May 11th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why do empty bottles make a noise when you blow on them but not empty cans?
on May 11th, 2011 |
One answer
Which suburbs of Pakistan have golf courses besides Abbottabad?
on May 9th, 2011 |
One answer
Do Republicans support having a Koch shill as President in 2012?
on May 9th, 2011 |
2 answers
Does Koch own Romney or Romney own Koch?
on May 9th, 2011 |
One answer
What were the dumbest death conspiracy questions and answers on Answerbag about Obama's kill operation on Osama bin Laden?
on May 9th, 2011 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
How does tracking an al Qaeda courier, non-resident of America require the Patriot Act or torture (aka "enhanced interrogation")?
on May 5th, 2011 |
One answer
Why are Bush & Cheney scared to attend the Ground Zero celebration with President Obama?
on May 5th, 2011 |
6 answers
Which soda-pop distributer cans contain the most cancer causing agents, Coke or Pepsi?
on May 5th, 2011 |
no answers
How did Osama bin Laden's mansion location rank in terms of wealth and safe places to live in Pakistan?
on May 5th, 2011 |
2 answers
How many al Qaeda members have confessed or been killed/captured as the result of Obama's successful find/kill operation on Osama bin Laden
on May 5th, 2011 |
no answers
Why didn't god give Cartman a courtesy lick before he f'd him?
on May 4th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
What were actually the most used words in President Obama's announcement of Osama bin Laden's death?
on May 4th, 2011 |
2 answers
Why are government oil subsidies 1200 times larger than NPR's funding?
on May 4th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Should the Constitution be amended to allow us to buy and sell free speech like stocks?
on May 4th, 2011 |
no answers
Why is arctic ice melting faster than expected again in 2011?
on May 4th, 2011 |
2 answers
Which President captured the most terrorist computer files from Osama bin Laden?
on May 4th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why are conservative teachers harassing and expressing hate toward Muslim students?
on May 4th, 2011 |
2 answers
Which President has killed the most bin Ladens?
on May 4th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Why are Republicans claiming torture found Osama bin Laden when all the evidence indicates it failed and led them further away?
on May 4th, 2011 |
2 answers
Why are there monster tornadoes in the South and massive brush fires in Texas as there's record flooding along the Mississippi?
on May 3rd, 2011 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Did Uncle Sam have a better solution than over 10 years of multiple wars to deal with a minor terrorist threat caused by an idiot President?
on May 3rd, 2011 |
One answer
Why do faith-based programs actually make things worse?
on May 3rd, 2011 |
2 answers
How many Conservabot 9000s are there on Answerbag?
on May 3rd, 2011 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Why does Superman hate America?
on May 3rd, 2011 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
Should Osama bin Laden be added to the pledge of allegiance so children never forget?
on May 2nd, 2011 |
3 answers
Is President Barack Obama officially the greatest anti-terrorist President ever?
on May 2nd, 2011 |
3 answers
What was the cost of killing Osama bin Laden?
on May 2nd, 2011 |
18 answers
| 3 people like this
Wouldn't it be more fitting if the Osama bin Laden death headlines read: DOROTHY'S SON KILLS THE WICKED WITCH OF THE MIDDLE EAST?
on May 2nd, 2011 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
If Rosa Parks lived in Arizona and had a gun, would we really need a civil rights bill?
on February 16th, 2011 |
2 answers
Is filtered poop better for you than unfiltered poop?
on February 16th, 2011 |
2 answers
If Republicans want strict application of the Constitution, why do Republicans vote against the Constitution?
on February 16th, 2011 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
Why does Monsanto block independent analysis of its genetically modified crops?
on February 16th, 2011 |
5 answers
What scientific evidence has been found to support that the 2001 anthrax attacks weren't actually a fabricated military operation?
on February 16th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do gorillas have fingernails?
on February 16th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
What drug will impair my judgment and cognitive abilities the most?
on February 16th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Does Virgina (Ginni) Thomas, Supreme Court Justice Thomas's wife, deserve the title of shill or is she too obvious a lobbyist?
on February 14th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Does a family that shills together stay together?
on February 14th, 2011 |
no answers
Is it just a coincidence that Koch and Boehner support each other's corporate and political policies?
on February 1st, 2011 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
Can dressing up as endangered species really be considered equivalent to threatening to shoot and bomb people?
on February 1st, 2011 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
Extremist Republican conservatives claim George Soros controls the media and is trying to destroy America. What are these beliefs based on?
on January 31st, 2011 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
When will all the snow that's falling this Winter (2010-2011) melt?
on January 31st, 2011 |
4 answers
What causes people to not want to know things they don't know?
on January 30th, 2011 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
What political party do white men who hate muslims and hang around outside mosques with explosives belong to?
on January 30th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 5 people like this
Why do Republicans shill for corporations that make money from the TSA scanners?
on January 30th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
How many decades must a president rule before he's a dictator?
on January 30th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do orangutans have finger nails?
on January 30th, 2011 |
6 answers
| 5 people like this
Do polar bears have nipples?
on January 30th, 2011 |
5 answers
| 4 people like this
Why are both the men shooters/killers at the 2 mass shootings within 2 weeks from red (Republican) states (Arizona and Utah)?
on January 24th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Women are weak, bleed, get pregnant, have kids that get a free insurance ride. Shouldn't Republicans support health care for men only?
on January 24th, 2011 |
13 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why does Republican media result in so many death threats to Americans?
on January 24th, 2011 |
9 answers
| 3 people like this
Why are there alarming levels of toxic chemicals in residents near the Gulf Oil Spill?
on January 24th, 2011 |
8 answers
| 5 people like this
When an entire planet gets hot and wet, can you just walk up to any woman and have sex with them?
on January 24th, 2011 |
2 answers
Why is Greenland's melting season 50 days longer than normal?
on January 24th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Standing on a bridge 30 feet over a highway, how close should I let a Hummer get before I spit so it hits the monster truck's windshield?
on January 24th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Can a boss/manager force you to their friend on a social network?
on January 24th, 2011 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
At what temperature does leather melt?
on January 20th, 2011 |
One answer
Name any Republican Presidential candidate who hasn't supported hate and violence against Wikileaks' Julian Assange?
on January 19th, 2011 |
4 answers
Why are red states (Republican) the most hateful and blue states (Democrat) the least?
on January 19th, 2011 |
9 answers
| 2 people like this
If Republicans are not more violent and hateful, why did a study find they are 3 times more likely to support violence?
on January 19th, 2011 |
8 answers
| 4 people like this
If Jared Loughner's conservative domestic terrorism was an isolated incident, why are there so many isolated incidents?
on January 19th, 2011 |
9 answers
| 5 people like this
If communist dictators don't have the same values as conservatives, why did they criminalize abortion in Romania from 1966-1989?
on January 18th, 2011 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Why has Auyuittuq (meaning "the Land that Never Melts") been melting?
on January 18th, 2011 |
One answer
If public libraries have an open bar, do Republicans still view them as part of the socialist agenda?
on January 18th, 2011 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Why have Republicans declared a war on logic?
on January 18th, 2011 |
9 answers
| 3 people like this
Wouldn't be great if Martin Luther King, Jr. day was changed to Shoot-One-Person-You-Hate-in-the-Head day?
on January 17th, 2011 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do any Republicans support government disclosure and transparency laws or do they all want to keep their corporate contracts hidden?
on January 17th, 2011 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
What other political parties besides Republican/Tea Party/Conservatives support torturing/murdering Wikileaks' Julian Assange?
on January 16th, 2011 |
4 answers
When was the last time Australia had such severe, deadly flooding in the middle of their summer?
on January 16th, 2011 |
One answer
Is there any greater joy than eating in an easy chair while watching large, muscular men run around in tight, nearly see-through pants?
on January 16th, 2011 |
5 answers
| 3 people like this
Bush-Cheney failed to renew the assault rifle ban in 2004, which allowed Jared Loughner to buy his automatic - were they pro-terrorists?
on January 14th, 2011 |
8 answers
| 4 people like this
Which American (USA) state has the most extremism?
on January 14th, 2011 |
2 answers
Should you trust a weasel more than a fat cat?
on January 14th, 2011 |
One answer
Why do Republicans act with such violence and hatred during elections toward other candidates?
on January 13th, 2011 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
What is Rush Limbaugh trying to cover up by taking down his "Straight Shooter" billboard in Tucson days AFTER Jared Loughner's attack?
on January 13th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Is angry speech a call to violence if directed at Sarah Palin or John BOehNER?
on January 13th, 2011 |
One answer
How cold does it have to be for a bug you catch inside to die instantly when you toss it outside?
on January 13th, 2011 |
no answers
Are domestic terrorists who write about angels and an apocalypse normally Republican or Democrat?
on January 13th, 2011 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
What political party, like Jared Loughner, believes in an apocalypse, a gold standard, and government mind control through language?
on January 13th, 2011 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Is domestic terrorism the price we have to pay to keep Republicans in Arizona so we don't have to fight them in America?
on January 12th, 2011 |
no answers
What's the difference between asking people to murder Americans and putting targets on people and telling them to be armed and dangerous?
on January 12th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 4 people like this
What happens when Republicans rule a rich state like Texas for Nearly 2 Decades?
on January 12th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Which do Republicans enjoy more, shooting Americans at grocery stores or stomping on the heads of voters?
on January 12th, 2011 |
no answers
Prior to the Arizona 1/8 Republican terrorist attack, did Republicans encourage people to water the Tree of Liberty with peace and tears?
on January 12th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do Republican supporters commit terrorist acts because they are naturally drawn to Republicans or because Republican leaders tell them to?
on January 10th, 2011 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
If Republicans weren't hate-filled lunatics who ignored FBI intelligence reports on their terrorist party, would Arizona 1/8 have happened?
on January 10th, 2011 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
How are politicians who make illegal votes in Congress currently punished?
on January 7th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
What's the difference between a Republican who makes sex toy bombs and a terrorist?
on January 7th, 2011 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Why do Republicans hate taking oaths of office?
on January 7th, 2011 |
One answer
If you hold your shit in long enough, does it convert to piss?
on January 7th, 2011 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why has the failed "intelligence"/spy/security spending of the Bush-Cheney Republican years not been cut back more?
on January 7th, 2011 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
If winters are getting colder and longer, why are ski resorts all over the world hit hard by shorter and canceled ski seasons?
on January 6th, 2011 |
3 answers
If winters are getting colder/worse, why are rivers melting and flooding earlier every spring?
on January 5th, 2011 |
One answer
Why does "massive flooding" threaten Australia's Great Barrier Reef?
on January 5th, 2011 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Should there be a law that prevents foreign owned subcontractors from shortchanging American shills?
on January 5th, 2011 |
One answer
Who should be the Republican Tea Party's pussy mascot?
on January 5th, 2011 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why do Republican leaders support terrorists?
on January 3rd, 2011 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
Why did Republicans destroy the American economy?
on January 3rd, 2011 |
3 answers
What's the difference between a cabbage and a Republican?
on January 3rd, 2011 |
6 answers
Where do you think Miss Piggy learned karate?
on January 2nd, 2011 |
One answer
Before the weather extremes and disasters of 2010, what was the last year that 18 or more countries broke their hottest day records?
on December 29th, 2010 |
no answers
Do rich people who can afford to make a Dutch Sandwich need additional tax loopholes and giveaways?
on December 29th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
How much money would be saved if the DEA were cut in half and merged with the FDA?
on December 26th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Why do Republicans hate American judges?
on December 26th, 2010 |
13 answers
| 3 people like this
Which climate crisis flooding/storm event did more infrastructure damage: Hurricane Katrina or the Pakistan Floods of 2010?
on December 26th, 2010 |
3 answers
How much has record high ocean and surface temperatures contributed to the amount of dome-collapsing snow in 2010?
on December 20th, 2010 |
no answers
How does the rich buying more gold with tax cuts produce jobs?
on December 20th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 3 people like this
How much of the water that's causing the dome-collapsing snow storms has come from melted glaciers as the result of climate change?
on December 20th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
If you get paid to promote stuff while claiming it's news, does that mean your job experience is as a shill instead of a reporter?
on December 13th, 2010 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
What's the difference between late night fake news programs advertising products and FOX News Corp.?
on December 13th, 2010 |
7 answers
Why isn't Monday the 13th celebrated as an unluckier and more horrifying day than Friday the 13th?
on December 13th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
If Republicans are anti-crime, why are they making it easy for corporate criminals to buy America's democracy?
on November 3rd, 2010 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Who are the 5 most terrifying candidates for Congress who got elected in 2010?
on November 3rd, 2010 |
3 answers
How many voters have Republicans stomped on today (Election day 2010 November 2)?
on November 2nd, 2010 |
4 answers
What do you predict 2011 will be like if the politicians corporations bought and advertised in 2010 get elected?
on November 2nd, 2010 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
You ever notice how women's suit coats never hang over their hindquarters (the area of ASSimilation)?
on November 2nd, 2010 |
One answer
What candidates/lobbyists will make sure Halliburton's/BP's defective oil spill cement isn't recalled?
on November 1st, 2010 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
When you're watching/listening to Rush Limbaugh, do you ever find your self saying/thinking, "Yeah, Rush, suck it! SUCK IT HARDER!"
on November 1st, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Can corporate collusion stop a candidate from winning an election as a result of the illegal activity?
on October 22nd, 2010 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
What's the longest time you've let a spider crawl on you?
on October 22nd, 2010 |
4 answers
Which candidate held the record for election spending in trying to buy votes prior to Republican Meg Whitman of California?
on October 14th, 2010 |
3 answers
What makes good seasoning for live sea turtles slightly overcooked on an oil grill?
on June 23rd, 2010 |
2 answers
Should President Obama follow conservatives and apologize to BP like a quivering shill?
on June 21st, 2010 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
Why do abortion haters support pre-teens giving themselves pencil abortions after being raped by adults?
on June 17th, 2010 |
5 answers
How did abortion haters celebrate the first anniversary of murdering Dr. George Tiller?
on June 14th, 2010 |
5 answers
Why do abortion haters support adult men raping teenage girls?
on June 11th, 2010 |
13 answers
| 4 people like this
Do we need to protect corporate executives from President Obama's secret oil spill torture prisons?
on May 27th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why do Republicans hate American census troops?
on May 27th, 2010 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Why did the free market fail to first prevent and then quickly end the BP-Halliburton Gulf oil spill even after a month?
on May 27th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Should my avatar change to the photo of former top offshore drilling official appointed under Bush-Cheney?
on May 17th, 2010 |
3 answers
What is Chris Oynes relationship with former Vice President and Halliburton CEO Dick Cheney?
on May 17th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Where are the teabaggers (Tea Party) when there's a protest of corporate control of government (aka, teh guvmint)?
on May 17th, 2010 |
10 answers
| 4 people like this
Why do only Democrats protest corporate control of government?
on May 17th, 2010 |
8 answers
| 4 people like this
If freedom isn't free, why are Republicans trying to make it free for BP/Halliburton and their Gulf Horizon oil spill?
on May 14th, 2010 |
3 answers
How's that hands-offy, non-regulatey thing workin' out for ya?
on May 14th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
If Democrats create a national rent-a-boy day, how many
Republicans will switch to the Democratic party?
on May 13th, 2010 |
One answer
How much does it pay to think up solutions like throwing golf balls and rubber tires into a massive ruptured oil well?
on May 10th, 2010 |
3 answers
Is it just a coincidence that wherever Halliburton moves its headquarters, the government racks up billions in debt?
on May 10th, 2010 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
If Democrats create a national gay prostitute day, how many Republicans will switch to the Democratic party?
on May 10th, 2010 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
Are flag lapel pins too gay?
on May 9th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Who watches more porn with tax-payer resources - Republican Senators or Bush-appointed SEC employees?
on May 9th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Why do conservatives love big government?
on May 9th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
How much do conservative political parties spend on rent-a-boy services?
on May 9th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Are there more man-made or natural offshore oil explosions?
on May 9th, 2010 |
no answers
Are moms at peace better than moms at war?
on May 9th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
If Republicans were really conservative, wouldn't they support health care cost transparency like the libs/progressives/Democrats do?
on May 7th, 2010 |
4 answers
Why do Democratic states give more funds to the Federal government than they receive if they are the so-called "welfare states"?
on May 7th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why do Republican states receive more Federal money than they give if they are conservative?
on May 7th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Why do suicidal gun owners point guns at their temples or in their mouths? Wouldn't the bullet meet less resistance fired through the eye?
on May 7th, 2010 |
14 answers
| 1 person likes this
How much of her profits from "Drill Baby Drill" has Sarah Palin contributed to clean up and recovery from the 2010 Gulf oil spill?
on May 7th, 2010 |
no answers
What's the biggest natural oil spill ever?
on May 5th, 2010 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Who wrote "You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. They paved paradise and put up a parking lot."?
on May 5th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
How does Michelle Obama rank as First Mom?
on May 5th, 2010 |
One answer
What's the biggest offshore wind turbine spill?
on May 4th, 2010 |
2 answers
How much money will Halliburton make from Gulf oil-spill cleanup sub-contracts in 2010?
on May 4th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Is the Tea Party dominated by the insane and stupid or the kooks and wing nuts?
on May 4th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
What's the difference between an Iranian cleric and an American conservative?
on May 4th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Does the lack of conservative protest over the amount of tax-money spent on prisons involve fantasies of being locked up with lots of men?
on May 3rd, 2010 |
2 answers
On average, are Republicans more or less gay than conservatives?
on May 3rd, 2010 |
One answer
Have there been any gulf coast disasters Dick Cheney has not been involved in?
on May 2nd, 2010 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
How does your kitty like to be petted?
on May 2nd, 2010 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Were all Halliburton's April 2010 Gulf-spill oil rig employees rescued safely by big guvmint?
on May 1st, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Who owns Hell?
on May 1st, 2010 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
Are Republicans too scared of torture and pain to reboot?
on May 1st, 2010 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Why are weirdos so weird?
on May 1st, 2010 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do scared people make smarter decisions than those who are not gripped by fear?
on April 30th, 2010 |
3 answers
Do you prefer to be licked with long, flat strokes or quick, flicking movements?
on April 30th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
What day is May Day on?
on April 30th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
If abortion haters love children, why do they force 10-year-old girls who have been raped to remain pregnant?
on April 22nd, 2010 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
How much did it cost Al Gore to bribe 20-billion birds to change their migration patterns?
on April 22nd, 2010 |
6 answers
| 4 people like this
If the "Tea Party" joined the Teach Party, would they actually learn to stop a tyrannical government like the Florida Congress?
on April 21st, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Is President Obama's fishing ban part of his conspiracy to give America's fish to Kenya to feed terrorists, or more tea party paranoia?
on April 21st, 2010 |
7 answers
| 4 people like this
Why does the "Tea Party" love fascists?
on April 21st, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do all the powerful Republican Dicks need to have a name that ends in "ey"?
on April 21st, 2010 |
One answer
| 3 people like this
What animals laugh?
on April 20th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 3 people like this
If climate change is not at a crisis point, why are military strategists preparing for it?
on April 20th, 2010 |
3 answers
Why does the Republican "Tea Party" support terrorist supporters?
on April 20th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Is there a fur plugin for Firefox?
on April 20th, 2010 |
no answers
For some reason, I can't pet kitties on the Internet. Is there a place on the Internet that will tell me where I can find kitties to pet?
on April 20th, 2010 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Why does the Tea Party hate the pledge of allegiance?
on April 20th, 2010 |
8 answers
| 4 people like this
Why does the "Tea Party" hate America?
on April 20th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
With President Obama in office, America is regaining world-wide trust while Republicans have the least trust of any political party. Why?
on April 20th, 2010 |
13 answers
| 4 people like this
Why are abortion haters statistically dumber than those who support abortion rights?
on April 20th, 2010 |
11 answers
| 2 people like this
Why is the USA so far behind the rest of the world in so many areas of health and education?
on April 20th, 2010 |
9 answers
| 3 people like this
Why was media shill and male prostitute Jeff Gannon in the Bush White House for "unusually long" periods even on non-press days?
on April 20th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
How much would STDs and teen pregnancy drop with a Golden Booty award?
on April 19th, 2010 |
One answer
Why does the Republican "tea party" hate President Obama's actions hate save the military and government billions? Do they like spending?
on April 19th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
If climate change science is wrong, why is the saltiness of the oceans showing extreme anomalies?
on April 18th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Why has 70% of the bird population changed its migration patterns?
on April 18th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why was March 2010 the warmest March ever recorded?
on April 18th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
What's your favorite answer to the Twitter game 3 Words Conservatives Hate?
on April 18th, 2010 |
2 answers
Is there a better way to tax the Tea Party than to throw events called tea parties and charge the suckers admission?
on April 16th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
What's the difference between Karzai and the typical Obama hater?
on April 16th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a cult leader?
on April 16th, 2010 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
Which, if any, president last increased tax REFUNDS by 10% like Obama?
on April 13th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
If they actually love children, why do abortion haters vote for Republicans who put paying Twitter shills above schools and child education?
on April 13th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why was the South Park episode "You Have 0 Friends" about Facebook instead of Answerbag?
on April 13th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Where was Sarah Palin at when Republicans were visiting stripper clubs with lesbian bondage?
on April 13th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why did the Republican party hand over so much power to the Federal Reserve during the Reagan-Bush years?
on April 12th, 2010 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
If you try to hold all your farts back, will your anus rupture?
on April 12th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 3 people like this
If an ex-Obama official were willing to testify against him that he knew christian militia were innocent, should we prosecute him?
on April 11th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Are Tea Party members teachable?
on April 11th, 2010 |
9 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why are all the fun, energetic songs about having sex instead of being a virgin?
on April 11th, 2010 |
2 answers
Why are people who hate gays so full of hatred?
on April 11th, 2010 |
9 answers
| 3 people like this
Who is the worst mother in America?
on April 11th, 2010 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
Since good sex makes you work better and reduces stress, are sex haters actually trying to make America less creative and competitive?
on April 10th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why do Al Gore haters support Iran?
on April 10th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
What's the funniest Tea Party/teabagger sign you've seen?
on April 10th, 2010 |
9 answers
| 3 people like this
Climate change science has predicted record rainfalls and increased insect populations. What has climate denier "science" predicted?
on April 9th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do sex haters consider mutual western grip handjobs with your best friend a form of abstinence?
on April 9th, 2010 |
2 answers
Do abortion haters approve of outercourse?
on April 8th, 2010 |
One answer
If you find a used condom, what do you do with it?
on April 8th, 2010 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why are Republicans "shockingly uninformed" about the bank and insurance financial crisis?
on April 7th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 3 people like this
Is there anything preventing President Obama from firing Caroline Hunter and replacing her with a new Federal Election Commissioner?
on April 7th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
How much of the Republican/conservative/tea party hate for President Obama resides in their superiority complex?
on April 7th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Cans I fires employees who vote for a socialist likes Hussein Obama?
on April 7th, 2010 |
15 answers
If I make a site telling people to reload and aim, include a map with gun sites, and list politicians I want "removed", is that legal?
on April 6th, 2010 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why are Republicans upset and ranting that President Obama banned torture that allowed prisoners to be raped with broken bottles?
on April 6th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
If I claim to be a pure man, does it surely mean I am a pervert?
on April 6th, 2010 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Have the Democrats liberated the Republicans?
on April 6th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
If inciting violence is a federal crime, should Sarah Palin be prosecuted for her violent gun imagery targeting elected Democrats?
on April 4th, 2010 |
5 answers
If abortion haters are "pro-life", why do they support Republicans who are leaving the vulnerable homeless & drowned in floods?
on April 4th, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why are the people most against President Obama's health care reform the ones who know the least about it?
on April 4th, 2010 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
The Vatican has an age of sexual consent of 12. Is that based on Jesus having sex for the first time when he was 12?
on April 4th, 2010 |
12 answers
How are we supposed to have sex on Easter?
on April 4th, 2010 |
2 answers
Who should play Caroline Hunter in the movie about voter suppression in the 2004 election?
on April 3rd, 2010 |
One answer
How long before socialist doctors start hauling Americans to the gulag under the Obama-care?
on April 3rd, 2010 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
If Republicans/conservatives/teabaggers are concerned about government waste, why do only Democrats look for $23 billion missing in Iraq?
on April 2nd, 2010 |
4 answers
If Democrats were to cut gas lines to Republican homes, would it be terrorism and the "organizer" arrested as an enemy combatant?
on April 2nd, 2010 |
3 answers
When was the last time the U.S. economy added 162,000 jobs in a month?
on April 2nd, 2010 |
4 answers
When Palin's other teen daughter Willow gets pregnant at a house party, will Sarah suddenly have another retarded baby or pay for abortion?
on April 2nd, 2010 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
If a Democrat went skinny-dipping with a teen girl, would Republicans be so accepting and silent as they are with Utah's Kevin Garn?
on April 2nd, 2010 |
9 answers
Why do there so many Tim McVeigh wannabees in the "Tea Party"?
on April 2nd, 2010 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Why did Sarah Palin quit on Alaska and leave it with the largest state debt burden in America?
on April 2nd, 2010 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
What percentage of Teabaggers (the "Tea Party") believe they've been abducted by a UFO?
on April 2nd, 2010 |
no answers
Is the Tea Party actually part of an alien takeover?
on April 1st, 2010 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
If abortion haters love children, why do they support insurance companies that deny babies health care coverage?
on April 1st, 2010 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Is the Tea Party actually a terrorist group?
on April 1st, 2010 |
25 answers
| 4 people like this
Should President Obama change his slogan for the 2012 election to "Yes We Did"?
on April 1st, 2010 |
8 answers
WHY IS THIS WEBSITE PREJUDICE TOWARDS SOUTHERN WHITE PPL AND INBREEDING?
on April 1st, 2010 |
One answer
Did humans learn oral sex from orangutans or other monkeys/apes?
on April 1st, 2010 |
5 answers
| 3 people like this
Why are so many animals gay?
on April 1st, 2010 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
If Republicans/conservatives/teabaggers are against the Stimulus Package, why are their candidates all using money from it?
on April 1st, 2010 |
2 answers
How much can you earn as a shill for BAE Systems?
on April 1st, 2010 |
no answers
Why do Republicans/conservatives/teabaggers all think the solution to everything is shooting it?
on April 1st, 2010 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
How much can you make as a shill for Koch Industries?
on April 1st, 2010 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Would you prefer denial of pre-existing conditions over death?
on March 25th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
What comes before something and ends before nothing?
on March 25th, 2010 |
10 answers
Does anybody else notice an eerie similarity between the new answerbag format and Yahoo answers?
on March 20th, 2010 |
2 answers
Why do Republicans and FOX share so many employees?
on March 18th, 2010 |
3 answers
Why are there unnecessary age restrictions on emergency contraception?
on March 18th, 2010 |
2 answers
Why does river flooding start earlier every year?
on March 18th, 2010 |
One answer
Is it safe to use condoms in the shower?
on March 15th, 2010 |
8 answers
| 3 people like this
Is it too late for Glenn Beck to run for President in 2012?
on March 14th, 2010 |
2 answers
Do Republicans support Sean Hannity and Sarah Palin as President/VP or would they prefer Glenn Beck instead of Hannity?
on March 14th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Should we have to pay taxes for moving and disposing of the dead and mutilated bodies in our streets?
on March 14th, 2010 |
One answer
What media source that claims to provide news would be best represented by the slogan "We Rage, You Destroy"?
on March 14th, 2010 |
4 answers
What is the origin of the word "republitard"?
on March 14th, 2010 |
9 answers
| 3 people like this
If Al Gore is wrong about climate change, why do Texas climate scientists agree with him and his most recent article on global warming?
on March 9th, 2010 |
7 answers
Wouldn't it be nice to move to Costa Rica where they have universal health care?
on March 9th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do we need a Department of Homeland Terrorism?
on March 9th, 2010 |
6 answers
If we attach golden parachutes, will Republicans vote for a public health option?
on March 9th, 2010 |
One answer
How much influence did Dave Rothchild have on Dubya Bush?
on March 9th, 2010 |
One answer
Who did Bush learn western grip handjobs from?
on March 9th, 2010 |
no answers
If conservatives are fiscally conservative, why do they have a liberal punishment stance on banking crimes?
on March 7th, 2010 |
7 answers
If a country that happens to have people living there that cause America to lose it's temper, isn't it only fair that the USA blow it up?
on March 7th, 2010 |
11 answers
| 2 people like this
Does FOX "News" telling people to join their local tea bagging party mean that the Tea Parties are all just Republican subcontractors?
on March 5th, 2010 |
3 answers
If Republicans are fiscally conservative, why are Democrats working to block a $1 billion Blackwater/Xe Afghanistan contract?
on March 5th, 2010 |
10 answers
| 2 people like this
How much does Sean Hannity charge for his deep probe prostitute services?
on March 5th, 2010 |
One answer
Does every teenager owning a gun they could bring to school make them safer?
on March 5th, 2010 |
13 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why are methane concentrations in the atmosphere the highest in 400,000 years?
on March 5th, 2010 |
3 answers
Is evil the cure for incompetence?
on March 5th, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
How much of the American diet consists of eating drugged cows?
on March 5th, 2010 |
2 answers
How do you know if you've experienced a fartgasm?
on March 5th, 2010 |
One answer
If conservatives are against tax and spend, why are they using government vehicles to get drunk at gay nightclubs?
on March 4th, 2010 |
One answer
Why are so many anti-gay conservatives actually gay and spend taxpayer resources to hide it?
on March 4th, 2010 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why do conservatives hate transparent funding in political campaigns?
on March 4th, 2010 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
When a chunk of ice 43 miles long drops off a glacier into the ocean forming a new iceberg, does that cause seal levels to rise?
on March 4th, 2010 |
7 answers
Is mercury poisoning anthropogenic (human produced)?
on March 4th, 2010 |
2 answers
What's the difference between terrorism and any other form of activism?
on March 3rd, 2010 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Are skeptics insulted when climate change/global warming deniers call themselves skeptics?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
If Republicans are conservative, why did they let the banks become too big to fail?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
10 answers
Another Republican manufactured ACORN scandal exposed. How much reporting did conservative news channels give to correcting the lie?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
Are continents of garbage anthropogenic (human-produced) and to what extent do they effect climate change?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
2 answers
If they are "pro-life", why do abortion haters want to murder women who have abortions?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
12 answers
| 2 people like this
Which would you prefer, a nanny state or a tea bag state?
on March 2nd, 2010 |
4 answers
Have their been more sea earthquakes as sea levels have risen?
on March 1st, 2010 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Isn't it peaceful in a Nobel sort of way for Al Gore to volunteer his time to write an educational article to help climate change deniers?
on March 1st, 2010 |
9 answers
| 1 person likes this
Are the highest levels of contaminants ever in America's coastal dolphins anthropogenic (man-made)?
on March 1st, 2010 |
no answers
Is Patrick Michaels an energy polluter shill?
on February 28th, 2010 |
2 answers
Why do conservatives/Republicans tend to win states that grow tobacco?
on February 28th, 2010 |
4 answers
What proportion of conservatives are dumber than retards?
on February 28th, 2010 |
5 answers
How many new glaciers were formed this winter?
on February 28th, 2010 |
2 answers
Do you choose to be retarded?
on February 28th, 2010 |
4 answers
Is insanity a choice, can one choose not to be crazy?
on February 28th, 2010 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
Why do conservatives support and commit so many more terrorist attacks than liberals?
on February 23rd, 2010 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
What kind of remote controlled airplane is big enough to fly into and blow up an IRS office?
on February 23rd, 2010 |
2 answers
Since Republicans are officially supporting terrorism, where can I buy an airplane cheap for my IRS destruction mission?
on February 23rd, 2010 |
no answers
Why would a for-profit media company continue running a TV show that no one advertisers on?
on February 17th, 2010 |
2 answers
Why do Republicans keep flip-flopping on an open health care summit?
on February 17th, 2010 |
4 answers
Can America win the War on Terror without Jesus guns?
on February 17th, 2010 |
9 answers
If someone admits to being a war criminal without torture or a trial, what's the next legal step?
on February 16th, 2010 |
4 answers
Which is the preferable option: adopt and then torture and murder at 7 years of age or have an abortion?
on February 16th, 2010 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
If President Obama is "soft on terror", how did the Taliban's second in command just get caught?
on February 16th, 2010 |
6 answers
What's the difference between an abortion and an interrupted pregnancy?
on February 16th, 2010 |
5 answers
Why is Greenland's icesheet melting significantly?
on February 16th, 2010 |
6 answers
If a Reagan Republican says their voters are religious extremists and idiots, how can it be offensive to refer to conservatives as idiots?
on February 15th, 2010 |
2 answers
What's the difference between fact-checking Palin and critiquing a squirrel on its algebra?
on February 15th, 2010 |
6 answers
If the media is liberal, why are Americans so poorly informed about President Obama's tax cuts for 95% of the people?
on February 14th, 2010 |
8 answers
| 3 people like this
Only 12% of Americans know President Obama has lowered taxes. Will only 12 in 100 get to vote in a Tea Party election with voter tests?
on February 14th, 2010 |
4 answers
What other animals besides bonobos share like humans (or what other animals do humans share like)?
on February 14th, 2010 |
3 answers
Why do gang bangs always involve many men and a single woman instead of many women and a single man?
on February 14th, 2010 |
5 answers
Which religion(s), besides Christianity, were the countries responsible for the violence promoted in World War 1 & World War 2?
on February 14th, 2010 |
5 answers
Should "tea bag the Constitution before it tea bags you" be the official Tea Party slogan?
on February 13th, 2010 |
4 answers
If adoption is an option, why did deeply religious parents torture and murder their adopted girls?
on February 13th, 2010 |
3 answers
Are sheltered, imprisoned, and tortured children what we can expect from a private school system that rewards home-schooling?
on February 12th, 2010 |
5 answers
Are the people of John McCain's home state of Arizona even more cruel and retarded than the people of Alaska?
on February 12th, 2010 |
2 answers
If you are an abortion hater, will you permit a therapeutic abortion for a woman pregnant with a cyclops birth defect from toxic waste?
on February 12th, 2010 |
2 answers
Are birth defects from toxic water anthropogenic?
on February 12th, 2010 |
2 answers
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If there's more snow, doesn't that mean there's more water in the atmosphere, and doesn't that mean more pole ice and glacier melting?
on February 12th, 2010 |
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If Republicans actually care about children, why didn't they do anything about the safety of school food?
on February 12th, 2010 |
4 answers
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Why did it take until President Obama to fix school lunch safety problems?
on February 12th, 2010 |
3 answers
How can satire be simplified enough so f'k'n retards can understand it?
on February 11th, 2010 |
no answers
Why does clicking on some questions and answers send you to the AB home page instead of the question?
on February 11th, 2010 |
5 answers
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Is it possible to have nonanal sex in the ass?
on February 11th, 2010 |
5 answers
What's the impact on ocean temperatures of oil spills - e.g., does the oil increase or decrease the freezing point?
on February 8th, 2010 |
One answer
Are oil spills man-made (anthropogenic)?
on February 8th, 2010 |
One answer
Are liberal bears trying turn blow up the free world by supplying Iran with nuclear WMDs?
on February 8th, 2010 |
2 answers
Do football (NFL, college) players make the best role model shills?
on February 7th, 2010 |
no answers
How much profit does Exxon-Mobil have to make before they stop donating offshore oil spills to the environment?
on February 6th, 2010 |
3 answers
At what age is it legal to get an 11-year-old girl pregnant and force her to give birth?
on February 5th, 2010 |
6 answers
If a citizen speaks, but has no money to buy a TV ad, do they make a sound?
on February 5th, 2010 |
4 answers
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How does putting a hold on a President's nominations in order to get $40 billion-plus in pork/earmarks help the economy?
on February 5th, 2010 |
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Why are Republicans holding up President Obama's national security nominations for at least $40 billion in unnecessary pork earmarks?
on February 5th, 2010 |
4 answers
What if FOX News had existed throughout history?
on February 5th, 2010 |
9 answers
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Why did George W. Bush appoint David Hager to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA)?
on February 3rd, 2010 |
One answer
Does owning a nuclear bomb make you safer?
on February 3rd, 2010 |
38 answers
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Why do republicans/conservatives enjoy spanking so much?
on February 3rd, 2010 |
4 answers
If Republicans support lower taxes and decreased expenses, why don't conservatives support cutting $2.5 billion in the 2010 budget?
on February 2nd, 2010 |
6 answers
In which did President Obama best educate the Republicans/conservatives/tea bagger (tea party)?
on January 31st, 2010 |
2 answers
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Who is Frank Luntz?
on January 31st, 2010 |
2 answers
Why aren't conservatives funny?
on January 31st, 2010 |
8 answers
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Which of Scott Brown's daughters will be a Young Republican president first?
on January 31st, 2010 |
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How can a TV station, like CBS, that accepts money from Focus on the Family actually be considered liberal media?
on January 31st, 2010 |
4 answers
Who is more synonymous with The Dark Side of The Force - Bernie Madoff or Dick Cheney?
on January 31st, 2010 |
One answer
Should Republicans change their slogan to 'Let Freedom Ka-ching'?
on January 28th, 2010 |
2 answers
Are corporations more people than people?
on January 28th, 2010 |
2 answers
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What happens when a Tea Party conservative (tea bagger) visits a doctor for health care?
on January 28th, 2010 |
5 answers
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Why are conservatism and cognitive ability negatively correlated?
on January 28th, 2010 |
6 answers
When did Dick Cheney become a double agent?
on January 27th, 2010 |
2 answers
Why did the CIA lie about the effectiveness of torture? Were they tortured by the decider branch of government?
on January 27th, 2010 |
One answer
Will Republicans support corporate Americans until they have the right to vote?
on January 27th, 2010 |
One answer
What was the stupidest prediction made by Republicans/conservatives about President Obama's first year in office?
on January 25th, 2010 |
3 answers
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Police agree marijuana should be legalized. Do Republicans want to continue prohibition 2.0 or do they support the right to bear drugs?
on January 25th, 2010 |
2 answers
What Republican beliefs can most easily be manipulated as negotiatiing tools?
on January 25th, 2010 |
2 answers
Why do abortion haters support spying on women?
on January 22nd, 2010 |
2 answers
Is the height of Republican civilization in Senegal?
on January 22nd, 2010 |
One answer
What's the best trick question you've ever heard?
on January 22nd, 2010 |
One answer
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If tea baggers aren't all Republicans, why does all the political advertising bought by the "Tea Party" support Republican candidates?
on January 20th, 2010 |
One answer
Were the people of Massachusetts feeling extremely hungover and date-raped on January 20, 2009?
on January 20th, 2010 |
2 answers
What's the difference between a tea party, tea bagger and any other hate filled Republican?
on January 19th, 2010 |
7 answers
How did Massachusetts become so retarded within a year?
on January 19th, 2010 |
7 answers
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Why do Republicans tamper with votes and polls?
on January 19th, 2010 |
8 answers
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Why do Republicans illegally collect phone records when they're in power?
on January 19th, 2010 |
3 answers
How has the voting turnout been at the Jan. 2010 Massachusetts Senate election?
on January 19th, 2010 |
2 answers
What happens if a vagina touches a vagina (in reality, not Pat Robertson Republican minds)?
on January 19th, 2010 |
2 answers
How many times do I have to tell the "new" answerbag to keep me logged in before it actually keeps me logged in?
on January 19th, 2010 |
2 answers
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Why does Massachusetts Republican Senate candidate Scott Brown hate 9/11 rescue workers?
on January 17th, 2010 |
3 answers
Why do Republicans feel the need to not only tax the poor and dead but steal from the dead?
on January 17th, 2010 |
no answers
Sea levels are rising and the rates at which they are rising are also rising. Didn't Al Gore say that was going to happen?
on January 15th, 2010 |
4 answers
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Will climate change and rise in sea levels result in zombies rising from the sea?
on January 15th, 2010 |
One answer
Does it ever rain icebergs, or do they get blown around in tropical storms like hurricanes?
on January 15th, 2010 |
One answer