Answerbag: anonymous's answers

Answer to Has anyone seen Keithold?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:43:31 -0800

Has anyone seen Keithold?

He was one of my oldest friends, and he's not even in my friends list anymore. I think he's gone. :(

Answer to Can someone suggest a good 'magical, mystical fiction' book to read? Something like Twilight or Harry Potter or something?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:39:55 -0800

Can someone suggest a good 'magical, mystical fiction' book to read? Something like Twilight or Harry Potter or something?

I recommend anything by British author Terry Pratchett, especially his Discworld series. They honestly make me laugh out loud. They are set on a mystical world that happens to be a flat disc inhabited by people, trolls, wizards, vampires, werewolves, etc.

Answer to ab administrators are you happy ? are you going to sleep tonight with a clear consciousnesses ? if so i pity you

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:14:49 -0800

ab administrators are you happy ? are you going to sleep tonight with a clear consciousnesses ? if so i pity you

This new AB needs a good enema.

Answer to Do you plan to leave AB because of these changes?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:10:04 -0800

Do you plan to leave AB because of these changes?

I'll stick around for a bit.

Answer to I wanted to submit a question on Answerbag, but between signing in and clicking on 'Ask a question', I forgot what the question was. Why does this happen?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:01:11 -0800

I wanted to submit a question on Answerbag, but between signing in and clicking on 'Ask a question', I forgot what the question was. Why does this happen?

Because the new AB needs a good enema.

Answer to I hate you answerbag! oh wait let me put that in question form. I hate you answerbag!?!??!?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:37:18 -0800

I hate you answerbag! oh wait let me put that in question form. I hate you answerbag!?!??!?

I can't stand this site right now. I think I'll go give myself an enema.

Answer to Good bye answer bag, the changes you have made are a joke, something that was so easy to use has now become a joke.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:20:59 -0800

Good bye answer bag, the changes you have made are a joke, something that was so easy to use has now become a joke.

I love the category you posted this in.

Answer to Is the new Answerbag overwhelming?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:00:14 -0800

Is the new Answerbag overwhelming?

Where is the list of questions asked by my friends? How do I quickly and easily switch between categories? Why should I have to pick a "greatest answer" when I don't know what someone is going to answer tomorrow?

Answer to Isn't it hilarious how some people are completely incapable of adapting to a new interface and can't find obvious options on the page?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:55:17 -0800

Isn't it hilarious how some people are completely incapable of adapting to a new interface and can't find obvious options on the page?

There's no way to edit an answer now. There's no way to see a list of questions asked by my friends. There's no way to upload a video or a picture. There's a lot to dislike about this new format.

Answer to I miss the excitement that my question or answer was responded. Do you?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:50:35 -0800

I miss the excitement that my question or answer was responded. Do you?

Yes, I now have no idea when I get an answer to my questions.

Answer to Do you feel the AB staff should provide some type of response/reaction to the backlash from many members? Please take poll.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:48:59 -0800

Do you feel the AB staff should provide some type of response/reaction to the backlash from many members? Please take poll.

I truly don't think they give a damn.

Answer to Do you find the new AB user friendly and easier to navigate ?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:47:37 -0800

Do you find the new AB user friendly and easier to navigate ?

There's no way to edit. There's no way to upload vidoes and pics. There's no easy way to know when I have new answers or comments to my questions. There's no simple way to view my friends' questions. Navigating between categories is now a nightmare. This format is pitiful.

Answer to FLUTHER home page says: "Well hello, Answerbaggers! We've set up a FAQ and a chatroom to help you become acclimated to the site." Reactions?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:20:03 -0800

FLUTHER home page says: "Well hello, Answerbaggers! We've set up a FAQ and a chatroom to help you become acclimated to the site." Reactions?

I went. I saw. I chatted. I was not impressed.

Answer to Have You went to Fluther.com yet ? I've Just relocated there .

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:14:22 -0800

Have You went to Fluther.com yet ? I've Just relocated there .

I've studied it, and I'm not thrilled. I'm going to stick it out here for at least a week.

Answer to What do you think to the new coathanger logo ?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:46:32 -0800

What do you think to the new coathanger logo ?

AB staff should use it to go hang themselves out to dry.

Answer to What are some other cool Q&A sites on the Net?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:44:15 -0800

What are some other cool Q&A sites on the Net?

Check fluther.com. I took a look at it, but it's no replacement for the old AB.

Answer to A Christian and an atheist -and one bolt of lightning.. who would be struck?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:40:17 -0800

A Christian and an atheist -and one bolt of lightning.. who would be struck?

The taller one.

Answer to Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:06:52 -0800

Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not?

Marriage is a civil right and should not be denied based on the gender of the couple.

Answer to Are you debating on leaving because of the "new" AB?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:44:37 -0800

Are you debating on leaving because of the "new" AB?

I am very seriously annoyed with this new format and will probably move on. To where? I have no idea as of yet.

Answer to Who likes change?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:39:19 -0800

Who likes change?

Some changes I like. This new AB is NOT one of them.

Answer to I miss the old AB. Anyone else with me?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:37:49 -0800

I miss the old AB. Anyone else with me?

Absolutely, yes!

Answer to has anyone noticed that the new answerbag is now like yahoo answers(this sucks)?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:36:56 -0800

has anyone noticed that the new answerbag is now like yahoo answers(this sucks)?

I haven't been on Y!A in years since I found this site. Now, it's time to find another one. Any suggestions?

Answer to How do I answer questions, like I used to, on here? I dont know how to get around. It is totally confusing.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:34:32 -0800

How do I answer questions, like I used to, on here? I dont know how to get around. It is totally confusing.

You're not alone. I'm confused as hell, too.

Answer to This is all new and Im lost. HELP.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:27:36 -0800

This is all new and Im lost. HELP.

It's new and it's lousy.

Answer to OMG! I'm pissed. This new AB sucks. Where is my feedback? This is horrible. I'm all for change but this is not a good change. Agree or not?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:26:04 -0800

OMG! I'm pissed. This new AB sucks. Where is my feedback? This is horrible. I'm all for change but this is not a good change. Agree or not?

What a pity. This sucks.

Answer to When did we turn into Yahoo Answers?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:18:26 -0800

When did we turn into Yahoo Answers?

So far, so bad.

Answer to I love the new AB so far do you? Just a yes or no so I can take a count.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:12:25 -0800

I love the new AB so far do you? Just a yes or no so I can take a count.

Not yet

Answer to Why did Answerbag have to go gay on me?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:01:49 -0800

Why did Answerbag have to go gay on me?

Gay? You should be so lucky.

Answer to When is the last time you saw a rainbow?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:31:29 -0800

When is the last time you saw a rainbow?

I live on the rainbow isle, so I see them quite often. Like 2 or 3 times a week.

Answer to If a spiritual master you were studying with set up 5 dozen mirrors in a room so that they reflected into each other, what would you realize from this?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:41:02 -0800

If a spiritual master you were studying with set up 5 dozen mirrors in a room so that they reflected into each other, what would you realize from this?

I'd realize how important it is too keep the hair on the back of my neck trimmed.

Answer to Has anything ever happened to you in Vegas that you're glad stayed in Vegas? How about New Jersey?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:38:34 -0800

Has anything ever happened to you in Vegas that you're glad stayed in Vegas? How about New Jersey?

I once went to a convention in Vegas and didn't gamble one single penny. Boy is that embarrassing.

Answer to Have you ever seen a mobster? I know a guy who worked as a valet car-parker at a nightclub in Florida when John Gotti stopped by and gave a different guy a $100 bill to handle his car.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:19:08 -0800

Have you ever seen a mobster? I know a guy who worked as a valet car-parker at a nightclub in Florida when John Gotti stopped by and gave a different guy a $100 bill to handle his car.

[Still out of points for you. Sorry.] I saw the police ticket a guy for littering once. Does littering count as mobstering?

Answer to If you were stranded on a desert isle with a skilled surgeon and a fully-equipped operating room, but no hope of rescue for 2 months, would you agree to have him cut off your leg(s?) for both of you to eat to stay alive until help came?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:17:08 -0800

If you were stranded on a desert isle with a skilled surgeon and a fully-equipped operating room, but no hope of rescue for 2 months, would you agree to have him cut off your leg(s?) for both of you to eat to stay alive until help came?

Let me think a minute. ... No.

Answer to Are beans, beans really good for the heart?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:16:05 -0800

Are beans, beans really good for the heart?

They help are person fart and other fun things. That's got to be good for your whole system, including your heart.

Answer to Why are the aliens watching us, anyhow? What do they expect to learn?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:14:06 -0800

Why are the aliens watching us, anyhow? What do they expect to learn?

They're studying our mating rituals.

Answer to Do great white sharks swim in your coastal waters?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:22:02 -0800

Do great white sharks swim in your coastal waters?

rarely

Answer to Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:20:28 -0800

Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"?

I remember and loved them all.

Answer to Do you own more or less than 100 books?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:53:06 -0800

Do you own more or less than 100 books?

I have 4 bookshelves FULL of books. They're crammed in there. :o)

Answer to Is having a life all it's cracked up to be?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:09:43 -0800

Is having a life all it's cracked up to be?

That's what I forgot to get at the store: a life.

Answer to If you grew up in a small town, were the people friendly to everyone, or was there a noticeable element of being standoffish towards outsiders / intolerant / gossipy?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:08:44 -0800

If you grew up in a small town, were the people friendly to everyone, or was there a noticeable element of being standoffish towards outsiders / intolerant / gossipy?

[I'm outta points for you.] I grew up in a small town, but as a kid, I didn't notice the vibes. I thought everyone was friendly.

Answer to Do you have an effective "smoldering look"? (In the bedroom sense, not the angy sense.)

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:07:16 -0800

Do you have an effective "smoldering look"? (In the bedroom sense, not the angy sense.)

Yes, but not for men with pointy hair. They're just weirdos.

Answer to What has Germany done for us lately?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:05:47 -0800

What has Germany done for us lately?

Pfeffernusse.

Answer to Any guys out there willing to admit to being a metrosexual, or even plucking a stray eyebrow if it gets above an inch long?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:04:06 -0800

Any guys out there willing to admit to being a metrosexual, or even plucking a stray eyebrow if it gets above an inch long?

Not me. I'm out and out gay.

Answer to About how many of the 12 virtuous attributes in the Boy Scout Slogan (“A Scout is trustworthy , loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent”) describe you? (I’m fairly clean...)

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:02:31 -0800

About how many of the 12 virtuous attributes in the Boy Scout Slogan (“A Scout is trustworthy , loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent”) describe you? (I’m fairly clean...)

Oh no. It's a test. I hate those.

Answer to Do you mind? Did the Buddha mind?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:00:29 -0800

Do you mind? Did the Buddha mind?

The Buddha mind is something for all of us to strive for. Om.

Answer to Will the cards (tarot) answer my question? Where is Christopher V. Papaz? This is extremely important. I feel he is in danger.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:45:09 -0800

Will the cards (tarot) answer my question? Where is Christopher V. Papaz? This is extremely important. I feel he is in danger.

I am unaware of how Tarot cards can be used to pinpoint the location of a person.

Answer to A metor carrying evil mutant silicon-eating bacteria crashes into earth, and all computers and other electronic devices are rendered inoperable within weeks. What are you going to do for fun?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:09:58 -0800

A metor carrying evil mutant silicon-eating bacteria crashes into earth, and all computers and other electronic devices are rendered inoperable within weeks. What are you going to do for fun?

sex on the beach

Answer to What exactly is a "kaboodle"?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:07:33 -0800

What exactly is a "kaboodle"?

One billion poodles

Answer to If we ever land on a planet w/ a less-advanced civilization, what are some good practical jokes we could play on them? I’m thinkin' we have have unsocialized chimps be the only ones out of our spaceship for the first few months.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:06:18 -0800

If we ever land on a planet w/ a less-advanced civilization, what are some good practical jokes we could play on them? I’m thinkin' we have have unsocialized chimps be the only ones out of our spaceship for the first few months.

I think we could pretend to crucify one of our own, then raise him from the "dead" and take off in the spaceship again and leave them all to figure it out for themselves.

Answer to If dogs were the dominant species, how would computers, Windows, and the internet be different?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:03:40 -0800

If dogs were the dominant species, how would computers, Windows, and the internet be different?

Smell-a-vision would have been a reality years ago, and Microsoft would have an engine to corner the market on it for computers. The Internet would have less porn and more pictures of things to pee on like fire hydrants and telephone poles and things to chase like bicycles.

Answer to Did your parents always know when you were lying to them?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:59:37 -0800

Did your parents always know when you were lying to them?

Nope. But sometimes yes.

Answer to Where's the best place to be in case of elephant attack?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:56:21 -0800

Where's the best place to be in case of elephant attack?

Cincinnati?

Answer to What would you say if you and your s/o had a fairly major argument and s/he said with a serious stern expression, "I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee!"?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:53:41 -0800

What would you say if you and your s/o had a fairly major argument and s/he said with a serious stern expression, "I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee!"?

"It's gonna take more than that to exorcise my demons."

Answer to If you’re 50+ ish, did your elementary school have an actual Christmas music program with the kids singing religious music? In 1970, we sang "On this day God gave us / Christ his son to save us..." and other such songs. (Can I sue someone? ;-) )

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:51:59 -0800

If you’re 50+ ish, did your elementary school have an actual Christmas music program with the kids singing religious music? In 1970, we sang "On this day God gave us / Christ his son to save us..." and other such songs. (Can I sue someone? ;-) )

Sue! Sue!

Answer to If, in your younger days, you were a wild thing, did you make everything groovy?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:49:46 -0800

If, in your younger days, you were a wild thing, did you make everything groovy?

I poured sand down the pants of a playmate in kindergarten once. Is that groovy?

Answer to How popular is KFC in Kentucky?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:51:35 -0800

How popular is KFC in Kentucky?

It ought to be very popular.

Answer to Who would win - Bruce Lee or Spiderman?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:49:39 -0800

Who would win - Bruce Lee or Spiderman?

Siderman since he could tie Bruce Lee up in a tangled web.

Answer to Do you think that on December 22, 2012, the people who had feared catastrophe will realize how silly they’d been and resolve to use and critical thinking and even logic from then on?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:47:58 -0800

Do you think that on December 22, 2012, the people who had feared catastrophe will realize how silly they’d been and resolve to use and critical thinking and even logic from then on?

You'll be sorry. You'll see. We'll be right, and you'll be very very sorry.

Answer to Is it good advice to look out kid no matter what you did, walk on your tip toes, don’t try "No Doz", better stay away from those that carry around a fire hose, keep a clean nose, and watch the plain clothes?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:45:14 -0800

Is it good advice to look out kid no matter what you did, walk on your tip toes, don’t try "No Doz", better stay away from those that carry around a fire hose, keep a clean nose, and watch the plain clothes?

And stay away from a man carrying a gun no matter which way he goes.

Answer to What constitutes "Intelligent life"?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:42:38 -0800

What constitutes "Intelligent life"?

The ability to recognize prime numbers.

Answer to Who would win - a doberman or a coyote?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:41:50 -0800

Who would win - a doberman or a coyote?

The coyote would first try to run away. Failing that, I'd put my money on the coyote still.

Answer to Does your dog ever lift his or her head up from a nap and have their wittle face all smushed up on one side?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:40:29 -0800

Does your dog ever lift his or her head up from a nap and have their wittle face all smushed up on one side?

Is Stanley being cute?

Answer to What's the worst injury you ever (hopefully inadvertently) caused someone else in your martial arts classes?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:39:09 -0800

What's the worst injury you ever (hopefully inadvertently) caused someone else in your martial arts classes?

What have you done now, Amor?

Answer to Why did shakespeare choose such a sad ending for romeo and juliet

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:35:58 -0800

Why did shakespeare choose such a sad ending for romeo and juliet

He did it for many varied reasons, but I like to think his paramount concern was to show the destructive nature of familial violence.

Answer to I am slovenian boy, with amirican citizenship. I wanna come to live on Hawaii because of climate and sea. But after reading about racism and locals behaviour, I"m scared a little bit. I love peacefully and relaxed way of live. Is it possible there? Thanks

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:46:51 -0800

I am slovenian boy, with amirican citizenship. I wanna come to live on Hawaii because of climate and sea. But after reading about racism and locals behaviour, I"m scared a little bit. I love peacefully and relaxed way of live. Is it possible there? Thanks

I live on the Big Island. I am white, and I can say that I have honestly never feared for my safety because of my race. The locals are very friendly and peaceful.

Answer to What tarot card are you? the deck you pick at the bottom has no difference in the card just the picture on the card

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:08:39 -0800

What tarot card are you? the deck you pick at the bottom has no difference in the card just the picture on the card

I am The Sun. Interesting.

Answer to 3 or 4 days after Thanksgiving, do you give up leftovers cold-turkey?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:18:46 -0800

3 or 4 days after Thanksgiving, do you give up leftovers cold-turkey?

Nope. Still working on them.

Answer to As a kid, did you ever do something dangerous, then lie about it so you wouldn't get in trouble? I worked with a guy who at 14 walked around in an old radiation-contaminated factory, was caught outside it by concerned workers, and denied it.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:18:13 -0800

As a kid, did you ever do something dangerous, then lie about it so you wouldn't get in trouble? I worked with a guy who at 14 walked around in an old radiation-contaminated factory, was caught outside it by concerned workers, and denied it.

Does smoking cigarettes count?

Answer to If you wanted out of the US armed forces, would politely refusing to follow any orders work?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:17:17 -0800

If you wanted out of the US armed forces, would politely refusing to follow any orders work?

Why be polite?

Answer to Seriously, if you found out that your big toes were robotic, shouldn't you keep it to yourself? A doctor couldn't exactly do anything about it, and would look at you like you were weird or something.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:16:33 -0800

Seriously, if you found out that your big toes were robotic, shouldn't you keep it to yourself? A doctor couldn't exactly do anything about it, and would look at you like you were weird or something.

Why would you bring it up to your doctor?

Answer to What's the Buddha doing right now?

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:15:15 -0800

What's the Buddha doing right now?

He passed into Nirvana, a state of non-being. He's up to nothing.

Answer to I have no idea what to get my dad for Christmas, he already has or goes out an buys whatever he wants/needs, any good suggestions? (Serious please)

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:45:07 -0800

I have no idea what to get my dad for Christmas, he already has or goes out an buys whatever he wants/needs, any good suggestions? (Serious please)

How about a gift card to the store where he shops the most?

Answer to I'm good. I've slipped into a manic phase right this moment. Have all supplies. Any tips for this night?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:42:21 -0800

I'm good. I've slipped into a manic phase right this moment. Have all supplies. Any tips for this night?

Just don't disturb the neighbors with too much vaccuumming.

Answer to What is a well established idea that you still cannot grasp?

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 22:48:37 -0800

What is a well established idea that you still cannot grasp?

quantum physics

Answer to If there was a monopoly game associated with hell would would be some fun things to put on the "Chance" cards or funny property names? (ex: Go directly to hell,do not collect $200)

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:13:41 -0800

If there was a monopoly game associated with hell would would be some fun things to put on the "Chance" cards or funny property names? (ex: Go directly to hell,do not collect $200)

On a card: "Tax assessment: your soul"

Answer to I can't find the 'save as' button on windows vista. Can anyone tell me? I am using word and it has save button at top right hand corner but no sign of a save as button. Very frustrating Help!!!! Please give very clear instructions. Thanks.

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:57:57 -0800

I can't find the 'save as' button on windows vista. Can anyone tell me? I am using word and it has save button at top right hand corner but no sign of a save as button. Very frustrating Help!!!! Please give very clear instructions. Thanks.

Click on the colorful round Windows symbol in the upper left corner of your screen and a new list of options will appear.

Answer to What Shakesperean dramatic monolouge would you suggest for a young actress to deliver at an audition for Hamlet?* (*Note: it can not actually be from Hamlet.)

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:16:05 -0800

What Shakesperean dramatic monolouge would you suggest for a young actress to deliver at an audition for Hamlet?* (*Note: it can not actually be from Hamlet.)

Look at some of Portia's speeches in the Merchant of Venice.

Answer to Would you rather act in "The Merchant of Venice" or "Romeo and Juliet"? Why?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:11:26 -0800

Would you rather act in "The Merchant of Venice" or "Romeo and Juliet"? Why?

I would rather act in Merchant. I'm middle-aged, and there are juicier roles for men in my age bracket.

Answer to I'm in the mood for a bit of Shakespeare, what do you suggest I read by him?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:10:09 -0800

I'm in the mood for a bit of Shakespeare, what do you suggest I read by him?

There's so much to recommend. For the beauty of the language: Love's Labour's Lost For fun: A Midsummer Night's Dream For the exploration of human psychology: Hamlet For pure tragedy: King Lear

Answer to Would you want a faucet like this? LOL!!!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:34:42 -0800

Would you want a faucet like this? LOL!!!

rofl That's a good one.

Answer to What does the "Z" stand for in "ZOMG"?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:48:14 -0800

What does the "Z" stand for in "ZOMG"?

Zowie!

Answer to I drink 370 ml of GIN daily how much is it harming me, is there any kind of medicine or home remedy which can reduce at least a part of that harm

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:03:18 -0800

I drink 370 ml of GIN daily how much is it harming me, is there any kind of medicine or home remedy which can reduce at least a part of that harm

You're a very heavy drinker. There are no home remedies to reduce any of the harmful side effects. The only thing that will help is to stop drinking altogether. I recommend the AA program. http://www.aa.org/?Media=PlayFlash

Answer to When the year 2010 arrives, do you intend to pronounce it "twenty ten" or "two thousand and ten"?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:56:51 -0800

When the year 2010 arrives, do you intend to pronounce it "twenty ten" or "two thousand and ten"?

I'll be saying twenty ten.

Answer to Should the US Congress pass health care legislation that increases the size of the US Federal Budget deficit?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:41:35 -0800

Should the US Congress pass health care legislation that increases the size of the US Federal Budget deficit?

I don't believe the legislation now before Congress will add to the deficit. We've spent US$5 trillion on the war in Iraq. We can afford US$1 trillion for health care.

Answer to What product names have negative connotations (Spam, Shinola) or are basically jokes (Yugo)?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:02:58 -0800

What product names have negative connotations (Spam, Shinola) or are basically jokes (Yugo)?

I object to your disparaging remarks about Spam.

Answer to In the mafia, do early to bed and early to rise make a man healthy, wealthy, and a wise guy?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:01:55 -0800

In the mafia, do early to bed and early to rise make a man healthy, wealthy, and a wise guy?

Wise guy, eh? I'll teach you, you dirty rat. I got up first see. Now, I'm gonna get the worm. ratatat tat tat tat tat

Answer to Have you ever accidentally splattered ketchup or tomato sauce on yourself and yelled "Aaaaggghhh! I’m hit!"?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:59:46 -0800

Have you ever accidentally splattered ketchup or tomato sauce on yourself and yelled "Aaaaggghhh! I’m hit!"?

I act. I get to do stuff like that on stage. What you're talking about is mere child's play.

Answer to How do you think Bo Diddley feels about the phrase "That don’t mean bo diddley"?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:58:15 -0800

How do you think Bo Diddley feels about the phrase "That don’t mean bo diddley"?

I'm sure he was heard uttering whoop and a holler every time someone uttered his name. Of course, it means diddly squat.

Answer to When was the last time you yelled at a movie screen "Kiss her, you fool!"?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:56:11 -0800

When was the last time you yelled at a movie screen "Kiss her, you fool!"?

It's been so long that I've forgotten.

Answer to UK people. Do you like Scotch eggs? I googled it and to be honest, they don't look all that appetizing.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:56:37 -0800

UK people. Do you like Scotch eggs? I googled it and to be honest, they don't look all that appetizing.

I'm an American with my British friends, and I love Scotch eggs.

Answer to The duct-tape is hindering my breathing, and this rope is burning my wrists, what should I do?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:35:05 -0800

The duct-tape is hindering my breathing, and this rope is burning my wrists, what should I do?

Next time, take an antihistamine to clear up your nose.

Answer to If you have gone to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show in the theater - what is your favorite "shout out" line or act you love to do?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:33:22 -0800

If you have gone to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show in the theater - what is your favorite "shout out" line or act you love to do?

"Where's your f*k*g neck?"

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "tacky"?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:31:04 -0800

What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "tacky"?

My Aunt Betty's living room.

Answer to Is Johnny Depp the sexiest man alive?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:24:30 -0800

Is Johnny Depp the sexiest man alive?

I wouldn't turn down a kiss from him or more.

Answer to What was the silliest or most minor thing you ever got in trouble for, or at least scolded for, at school?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:19:56 -0800

What was the silliest or most minor thing you ever got in trouble for, or at least scolded for, at school?

In first grade, 40 years ago, I got in spanked for taking my pencil out at the wrong time. I had an old-fashioned, very strict teacher.

Answer to In predominantly Buddhist countries, do little kids sing "he Buddha has compassion for me, this I know, because the Sutras tell me so"

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:18:18 -0800

In predominantly Buddhist countries, do little kids sing "he Buddha has compassion for me, this I know, because the Sutras tell me so"

ROFL. I've lived in 2 different Buddhist countries, and I'm unaware of any songs like the ones I grew up singing in Sunday School.

Answer to My wife, of small-town midwestern German ancestry, often words things as "I'm thinking that we need a date" or "I'm lovin' those mini-bagels". Is this kind of usage possibly a holdover from German-speaking immigrants?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:16:20 -0800

My wife, of small-town midwestern German ancestry, often words things as "I'm thinking that we need a date" or "I'm lovin' those mini-bagels". Is this kind of usage possibly a holdover from German-speaking immigrants?

Can I point out that you're writing in English?

Answer to If you're a guy and gave a guy the usual guy hug, just a little upper-chest contact, two back pats, and release... but he wouldn't let go and kept hugging you and thumping your back, for minutes on end, what would you do?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:14:57 -0800

If you're a guy and gave a guy the usual guy hug, just a little upper-chest contact, two back pats, and release... but he wouldn't let go and kept hugging you and thumping your back, for minutes on end, what would you do?

For minutes on end, well, I suppose I'd steer us into the bedroom.

Answer to One love feeds the fire, One heart burns desire, I wonder, who's cryin' now? Two hearts born to run Who'll be the lonely one I wonder, who's cryin' now?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:32:05 -0800

One love feeds the fire, One heart burns desire, I wonder, who's cryin' now? Two hearts born to run Who'll be the lonely one I wonder, who's cryin' now?

Ah, the golden oldies.

Answer to My wife doesn't like soup during cold weather, only the summer! What's up with that!?

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:29:30 -0800

My wife doesn't like soup during cold weather, only the summer! What's up with that!?

Being Mrs. Blob has somehow warped her sense of taste.