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Has anyone seen Keithold?
He was one of my oldest friends, and he's not even in my friends list anymore. I think he's gone. :(
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Can someone suggest a good 'magical, mystical fiction' book to read? Something like Twilight or Harry Potter or something?
I recommend anything by British author Terry Pratchett, especially his Discworld series. They honestly make me laugh out loud. They are set on a mystical world that happens to be a flat disc inhabited by people, trolls, wizards, vampires, werewolves, etc.
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ab administrators are you happy ? are you going to sleep tonight with a clear consciousnesses ? if so i pity you
This new AB needs a good enema.
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Do you plan to leave AB because of these changes?
I'll stick around for a bit.
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I wanted to submit a question on Answerbag, but between signing in and clicking on 'Ask a question', I forgot what the question was. Why does this happen?
Because the new AB needs a good enema.
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I hate you answerbag! oh wait let me put that in question form. I hate you answerbag!?!??!?
I can't stand this site right now. I think I'll go give myself an enema.
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Good bye answer bag, the changes you have made are a joke, something that was so easy to use has now become a joke.
I love the category you posted this in.
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Is the new Answerbag overwhelming?
Where is the list of questions asked by my friends? How do I quickly and easily switch between categories? Why should I have to pick a "greatest answer" when I don't know what someone is going to answer tomorrow?
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Isn't it hilarious how some people are completely incapable of adapting to a new interface and can't find obvious options on the page?
There's no way to edit an answer now. There's no way to see a list of questions asked by my friends. There's no way to upload a video or a picture. There's a lot to dislike about this new format.
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I miss the excitement that my question or answer was responded. Do you?
Yes, I now have no idea when I get an answer to my questions.
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Do you feel the AB staff should provide some type of response/reaction to the backlash from many members? Please take poll.
I truly don't think they give a damn.
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Do you find the new AB user friendly and easier to navigate ?
There's no way to edit. There's no way to upload vidoes and pics. There's no easy way to know when I have new answers or comments to my questions. There's no simple way to view my friends' questions. Navigating between categories is now a nightmare. This format is pitiful.
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FLUTHER home page says: "Well hello, Answerbaggers! We've set up a FAQ and a chatroom to help you become acclimated to the site." Reactions?
I went. I saw. I chatted. I was not impressed.
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Have You went to Fluther.com yet ? I've Just relocated there .
I've studied it, and I'm not thrilled. I'm going to stick it out here for at least a week.
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What do you think to the new coathanger logo ?
AB staff should use it to go hang themselves out to dry.
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What are some other cool Q&A sites on the Net?
Check fluther.com. I took a look at it, but it's no replacement for the old AB.
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A Christian and an atheist -and one bolt of lightning.. who would be struck?
The taller one.
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Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not?
Marriage is a civil right and should not be denied based on the gender of the couple.
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Are you debating on leaving because of the "new" AB?
I am very seriously annoyed with this new format and will probably move on. To where? I have no idea as of yet.
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Who likes change?
Some changes I like. This new AB is NOT one of them.
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I miss the old AB. Anyone else with me?
Absolutely, yes!
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has anyone noticed that the new answerbag is now like yahoo answers(this sucks)?
I haven't been on Y!A in years since I found this site. Now, it's time to find another one. Any suggestions?
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How do I answer questions, like I used to, on here? I dont know how to get around. It is totally confusing.
You're not alone. I'm confused as hell, too.
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This is all new and Im lost. HELP.
It's new and it's lousy.
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OMG! I'm pissed. This new AB sucks. Where is my feedback? This is horrible. I'm all for change but this is not a good change. Agree or not?
What a pity. This sucks.
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When did we turn into Yahoo Answers?
So far, so bad.
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I love the new AB so far do you? Just a yes or no so I can take a count.
Not yet
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Why did Answerbag have to go gay on me?
Gay? You should be so lucky.
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When is the last time you saw a rainbow?
I live on the rainbow isle, so I see them quite often. Like 2 or 3 times a week.
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If a spiritual master you were studying with set up 5 dozen mirrors in a room so that they reflected into each other, what would you realize from this?
I'd realize how important it is too keep the hair on the back of my neck trimmed.
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Has anything ever happened to you in Vegas that you're glad stayed in Vegas? How about New Jersey?
I once went to a convention in Vegas and didn't gamble one single penny. Boy is that embarrassing.
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Have you ever seen a mobster? I know a guy who worked as a valet car-parker at a nightclub in Florida when John Gotti stopped by and gave a different guy a $100 bill to handle his car.
[Still out of points for you. Sorry.]
I saw the police ticket a guy for littering once. Does littering count as mobstering?
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If you were stranded on a desert isle with a skilled surgeon and a fully-equipped operating room, but no hope of rescue for 2 months, would you agree to have him cut off your leg(s?) for both of you to eat to stay alive until help came?
Let me think a minute.
...
No.
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Are beans, beans really good for the heart?
They help are person fart and other fun things. That's got to be good for your whole system, including your heart.
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Why are the aliens watching us, anyhow? What do they expect to learn?
They're studying our mating rituals.
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Do great white sharks swim in your coastal waters?
rarely
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Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"?
I remember and loved them all.
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Do you own more or less than 100 books?
I have 4 bookshelves FULL of books. They're crammed in there.
:o)
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Is having a life all it's cracked up to be?
That's what I forgot to get at the store: a life.
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If you grew up in a small town, were the people friendly to everyone, or was there a noticeable element of being standoffish towards outsiders / intolerant / gossipy?
[I'm outta points for you.]
I grew up in a small town, but as a kid, I didn't notice the vibes. I thought everyone was friendly.
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Do you have an effective "smoldering look"? (In the bedroom sense, not the angy sense.)
Yes, but not for men with pointy hair. They're just weirdos.
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What has Germany done for us lately?
Pfeffernusse.
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Any guys out there willing to admit to being a metrosexual, or even plucking a stray eyebrow if it gets above an inch long?
Not me. I'm out and out gay.
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About how many of the 12 virtuous attributes in the Boy Scout Slogan (“A Scout is trustworthy , loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent”) describe you? (I’m fairly clean...)
Oh no. It's a test. I hate those.
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Do you mind? Did the Buddha mind?
The Buddha mind is something for all of us to strive for.
Om.
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Will the cards (tarot) answer my question? Where is Christopher V. Papaz? This is extremely important. I feel he is in danger.
I am unaware of how Tarot cards can be used to pinpoint the location of a person.
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A metor carrying evil mutant silicon-eating bacteria crashes into earth, and all computers and other electronic devices are rendered inoperable within weeks. What are you going to do for fun?
sex on the beach
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What exactly is a "kaboodle"?
One billion poodles
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If we ever land on a planet w/ a less-advanced civilization, what are some good practical jokes we could play on them? I’m thinkin' we have have unsocialized chimps be the only ones out of our spaceship for the first few months.
I think we could pretend to crucify one of our own, then raise him from the "dead" and take off in the spaceship again and leave them all to figure it out for themselves.
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If dogs were the dominant species, how would computers, Windows, and the internet be different?
Smell-a-vision would have been a reality years ago, and Microsoft would have an engine to corner the market on it for computers.
The Internet would have less porn and more pictures of things to pee on like fire hydrants and telephone poles and things to chase like bicycles.
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Did your parents always know when you were lying to them?
Nope. But sometimes yes.
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Where's the best place to be in case of elephant attack?
Cincinnati?
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What would you say if you and your s/o had a fairly major argument and s/he said with a serious stern expression, "I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee!"?
"It's gonna take more than that to exorcise my demons."
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If, in your younger days, you were a wild thing, did you make everything groovy?
I poured sand down the pants of a playmate in kindergarten once. Is that groovy?
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How popular is KFC in Kentucky?
It ought to be very popular.
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Who would win - Bruce Lee or Spiderman?
Siderman since he could tie Bruce Lee up in a tangled web.
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Do you think that on December 22, 2012, the people who had feared catastrophe will realize how silly they’d been and resolve to use and critical thinking and even logic from then on?
You'll be sorry. You'll see. We'll be right, and you'll be very very sorry.
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Is it good advice to look out kid no matter what you did, walk on your tip toes, don’t try "No Doz", better stay away from those that carry around a fire hose, keep a clean nose, and watch the plain clothes?
And stay away from a man carrying a gun no matter which way he goes.
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What constitutes "Intelligent life"?
The ability to recognize prime numbers.
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Who would win - a doberman or a coyote?
The coyote would first try to run away. Failing that, I'd put my money on the coyote still.
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Does your dog ever lift his or her head up from a nap and have their wittle face all smushed up on one side?
Is Stanley being cute?
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What's the worst injury you ever (hopefully inadvertently) caused someone else in your martial arts classes?
What have you done now, Amor?
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Why did shakespeare choose such a sad ending for romeo and juliet
He did it for many varied reasons, but I like to think his paramount concern was to show the destructive nature of familial violence.
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I am slovenian boy, with amirican citizenship. I wanna come to live on Hawaii because of climate and sea. But after reading about racism and locals behaviour, I"m scared a little bit. I love peacefully and relaxed way of live. Is it possible there? Thanks
I live on the Big Island. I am white, and I can say that I have honestly never feared for my safety because of my race. The locals are very friendly and peaceful.
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What tarot card are you?
the deck you pick at the bottom has no difference in the card just the picture on the card
I am The Sun. Interesting.
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3 or 4 days after Thanksgiving, do you give up leftovers cold-turkey?
Nope. Still working on them.
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As a kid, did you ever do something dangerous, then lie about it so you wouldn't get in trouble? I worked with a guy who at 14 walked around in an old radiation-contaminated factory, was caught outside it by concerned workers, and denied it.
Does smoking cigarettes count?
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If you wanted out of the US armed forces, would politely refusing to follow any orders work?
Why be polite?
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Seriously, if you found out that your big toes were robotic, shouldn't you keep it to yourself? A doctor couldn't exactly do anything about it, and would look at you like you were weird or something.
Why would you bring it up to your doctor?
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What's the Buddha doing right now?
He passed into Nirvana, a state of non-being. He's up to nothing.
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I have no idea what to get my dad for Christmas, he already has or goes out an buys whatever he wants/needs, any good suggestions? (Serious please)
How about a gift card to the store where he shops the most?
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I'm good. I've slipped into a manic phase right this moment. Have all supplies. Any tips for this night?
Just don't disturb the neighbors with too much vaccuumming.
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What is a well established idea that you still cannot grasp?
quantum physics
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If there was a monopoly game associated with hell would would be some fun things to put on the "Chance" cards or funny property names? (ex: Go directly to hell,do not collect $200)
On a card: "Tax assessment: your soul"
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I can't find the 'save as' button on windows vista. Can anyone tell me? I am using word and it has save button at top right hand corner but no sign of a save as button. Very frustrating Help!!!! Please give very clear instructions. Thanks.
Click on the colorful round Windows symbol in the upper left corner of your screen and a new list of options will appear.
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What Shakesperean dramatic monolouge would you suggest for a young actress to deliver at an audition for Hamlet?* (*Note: it can not actually be from Hamlet.)
Look at some of Portia's speeches in the Merchant of Venice.
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Would you rather act in "The Merchant of Venice" or "Romeo and Juliet"? Why?
I would rather act in Merchant. I'm middle-aged, and there are juicier roles for men in my age bracket.
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I'm in the mood for a bit of Shakespeare, what do you suggest I read by him?
There's so much to recommend.
For the beauty of the language: Love's Labour's Lost
For fun: A Midsummer Night's Dream
For the exploration of human psychology: Hamlet
For pure tragedy: King Lear
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Would you want a faucet like this? LOL!!!
rofl
That's a good one.
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What does the "Z" stand for in "ZOMG"?
Zowie!
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I drink 370 ml of GIN daily how much is it harming me, is there any kind of medicine or home remedy which can reduce at least a part of that harm
You're a very heavy drinker. There are no home remedies to reduce any of the harmful side effects. The only thing that will help is to stop drinking altogether.
I recommend the AA program.
http://www.aa.org/?Media=PlayFlash
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When the year 2010 arrives, do you intend to pronounce it "twenty ten" or "two thousand and ten"?
I'll be saying twenty ten.
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Should the US Congress pass health care legislation that increases the size of the US Federal Budget deficit?
I don't believe the legislation now before Congress will add to the deficit.
We've spent US$5 trillion on the war in Iraq. We can afford US$1 trillion for health care.
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What product names have negative connotations (Spam, Shinola) or are basically jokes (Yugo)?
I object to your disparaging remarks about Spam.
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In the mafia, do early to bed and early to rise make a man healthy, wealthy, and a wise guy?
Wise guy, eh? I'll teach you, you dirty rat. I got up first see. Now, I'm gonna get the worm.
ratatat tat tat tat tat
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Have you ever accidentally splattered ketchup or tomato sauce on yourself and yelled "Aaaaggghhh! I’m hit!"?
I act. I get to do stuff like that on stage. What you're talking about is mere child's play.
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How do you think Bo Diddley feels about the phrase "That don’t mean bo diddley"?
I'm sure he was heard uttering whoop and a holler every time someone uttered his name. Of course, it means diddly squat.
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When was the last time you yelled at a movie screen "Kiss her, you fool!"?
It's been so long that I've forgotten.
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UK people. Do you like Scotch eggs? I googled it and to be honest, they don't look all that appetizing.
I'm an American with my British friends, and I love Scotch eggs.
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The duct-tape is hindering my breathing, and this rope is burning my wrists, what should I do?
Next time, take an antihistamine to clear up your nose.
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If you have gone to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show in the theater - what is your favorite "shout out" line or act you love to do?
"Where's your f*k*g neck?"
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "tacky"?
My Aunt Betty's living room.
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Is Johnny Depp the sexiest man alive?
I wouldn't turn down a kiss from him or more.
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What was the silliest or most minor thing you ever got in trouble for, or at least scolded for, at school?
In first grade, 40 years ago, I got in spanked for taking my pencil out at the wrong time. I had an old-fashioned, very strict teacher.
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In predominantly Buddhist countries, do little kids sing "he Buddha has compassion for me, this I know, because the Sutras tell me so"
ROFL.
I've lived in 2 different Buddhist countries, and I'm unaware of any songs like the ones I grew up singing in Sunday School.
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My wife, of small-town midwestern German ancestry, often words things as "I'm thinking that we need a date" or "I'm lovin' those mini-bagels". Is this kind of usage possibly a holdover from German-speaking immigrants?
Can I point out that you're writing in English?
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If you're a guy and gave a guy the usual guy hug, just a little upper-chest contact, two back pats, and release... but he wouldn't let go and kept hugging you and thumping your back, for minutes on end, what would you do?
For minutes on end, well, I suppose I'd steer us into the bedroom.
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One love feeds the fire,
One heart burns desire,
I wonder, who's cryin' now?
Two hearts born to run
Who'll be the lonely one
I wonder, who's cryin' now?
Ah, the golden oldies.
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My wife doesn't like soup during cold weather, only the summer! What's up with that!?
Being Mrs. Blob has somehow warped her sense of taste.
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Did you know that if you took a rigid plate the size (211 miles / 340 km wide) & shape and earth-curvatureness of Kansas and put it on a flat surface, then in the middle of the state the "ceiling" would be about 210 feet / 66m above the "floor"?
Where are you going to get a flat surface that big?
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Would you rather be Buddhistically illusionless, or have a big nose but be filled with love for all humanity and find it a joy to help and serve people and spread peace, love, and hope to all you meet?
Why does it have to one or the other?
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What DON'T the French have a word for?
I'm actually quite surprised at the answers on here so far. They're rude and wrong.
I doubt the French have a word for the canned meat Spam.
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What do you miss about the 1970s?
I can't think of a thing.
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What should Asia Pacific leaders wear for the 2011 summit in Hawaii? (They have to wear something typical of the host country)
Aloha shirts and flip flops, brah!
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Have you heard of sockpuppet porn? See video. LMAO!!
Thank you! I really needed that laugh!
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Can government workers be sexy?
Yes. Have you got someone particular in mind?
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Will US health care reform reduce the number of people with health insurance?
No, it will increase health coverage.
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Why do people assume that the 10 year-old who is refusing to stand during pledge of allegiance to protest unequal treatment of gays is being manipulated by parents? Do you think he thought of that on his own?
From the news articles that I've read, it appears he thought of it on his own.
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Does anyone else read Christopher Moore books? What's yer favorite?
I love Christopher Moore's books, and "Lamb" is my favorite.
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Can you name a country that is known for its beautiful beaches?
Seychelles
Maldives
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Should principals allow gay or lesbian couples to attend school proms or dances?
Without a doubt, yes.
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Can you help it if you are bipolar?
No. It is a disease.
Can you help it if you get the chicken pox?
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Are things like bi-polar, ADD, and other disorders just a pseudoscience covering up for demonic possession?
Thanks for the question. I needed a good laugh.
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Now that Major Tom has been exposed, I feel the need to make a clean breast of it too. I... I'm not really a 21-year-old babe trying to meet older men on AB. Can you find it in your hearts to forgive me?
Amor! I'm shocked at you.
But you really are a blob, aren't you?
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If a tree fell in the forest on a planet with an atmosphere of helium, and there was nobody there to hear it, would it make a high-pitched sound?
There are forests on other planets? OMG! This is HUGE! Wait till I tell the President that Amor. has discovered life on other planets.
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Ducks don't need guns; why do people?
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day for a neighbor." BANG!
That's why.
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Is wrapping yourself in bubble wrap and jumping off of your roof all it's cracked up to be?
It only works if you can land in the bushes that will wrap you in all their branches and pop as many bubbles as possible.
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Does Nigeria ever prosecute internet scammers?
I don't know, but I'm still waiting for them to send me my proceeds from the check I cased for them.
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"Adopting" a dolphin (via World Wildlife Fund) as a gift for a dolphin-loving coworker, $25 donation meets our agreed amount, is this a good gift?
Sounds like a great idea for a gift.
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Do you love or hate San Francisco?
I love the city. I lived there for 3 years in the early 90s.
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Is it hard to have an honest inter-racial conversation and, if so, why?
Not at all. I don't notice race when I'm in conversation.
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Do you come groovin' up slowly? Do you got jewjew eyeball? Are you one holy roller? Do you got hair down to your knee? Do you got to be good-lookin' 'cause you so hard to see?
Yes, and my future's so bright a gotta wear shades.
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What's the grooviest thing about you or your life?
acting
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What does the death card symbolize in reverse?
I need to know this for a novel I'm writing.
delay, deluding yourself about a problem thus prolonging the pain
worry, fear, feeling like something is plaguing you
inertia, excessive sleep, lethargy, stagnation, even constipation
pessimism
OR
emerging from depression or stagnation, awakening to enjoy life
recovering from grief or sadness
OR
having a morbid fascination with death, communicating with spirits, be...
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If you use tarot cards, do you find them helpful?
I use them often and find them very helpful. Mostly they help me to look at my situation in a new light so that I can get a fresh approach to whatever is going on.
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Have you ever had a "psychotic break" if so how did it effect your thoughts... what was happening in your head, and if not what are your thoughts on the subject
Yes, the first time it happened, I had racing thoughts that were terrifyingly out of control. My head was full of thoughts about anything and everything. The only recurring one was about death.
The second time it happened. I had for various reasons run out of my meds. I experienced auditory and visual hallucinations that were again terrifying. I will never run out of my meds again.
I was...
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How much sunshine can fit in a zip lock vs a glad?
None. Sunshine only fits in a heart.
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What is a food that you enjoy eating that others may find bizarre?
Spam and rice with seaweed topping.
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I'm writing a book on addictions. Name only one. What is a trait associated with addiction
self-centeredness
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When, if ever, should we talk about religion?
In church.
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Someone says "Go to Hell" to you, What is your reaction?
I tell them that I can't go to a fictional place.
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Soooooooo.......... What should I wear?
Whatever you do, don't forget the cowboy hat.
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What shouldn't a beauty pageant winner do?
Make a porno.
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Was the legendary King Arthur at all based on the historical Silurian warrior Caradac/Caractacus?
I don't know. Did this fellow ever pull a sword from a stone?
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What items do you pack wherever you vacation?
underwear
toothbrush and paste
contraceptives
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How do you stay awake at a long business meeting?
No-Doz?
ha. just an idea.
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Gun's don't kill people, people kill people --with guns! How well does the theory that 'all we need to do to prevent massacres is to arm everyone' measure up given the recent mass murder at a military base?
I don't know what the answer is to this question. My opinion is that the problem lies in the minds of the gun user, and the work to fix the problem should begin there. In the meantime, it also might be a good idea to make it more difficult to obtain guns.
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Have you visited the tourist attractions nearest you?
Many times: the beaches, the volcano, the astronomical observatories' visitor center...
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What's the most likely thing that could happen if I go for a streak (naked dash)?
Bruising from when you trip and fall.
:)
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Did your parents ever embarrass you by giving out totally lame stuff for Halloween, like orange circus peanuts or pencils or single sticks of gum?
As a kid, I got a toothbrush once.
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Why do so many leading questions (from both sides) about GOD or ATHEISM have so many CAPITALS and MISPELINGS and being not quite gramatically WRITTEN?
It's ALL due to plain ol' sloppiness. They're jest not paying attention.
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How do you deal with a 9-year-old girl who has a very limited palate and who refuses to even taste new foods?
This is a hard one and I wish you luck. You could get an IV set up and tell her she's going to try the new foods by eating them or intraveniously. It's just an idea.
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Why is Veterans Day important for all of us?
gratitude
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What, if anything, would you like to ask Big Bird?
Is it hot under all those feathers?
(Sorry. Still no points to give you, friend.)
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What do you do if your ex husband and his girlfriend won't leave you alone (interfered in your job), stalked you, broke into your various online accounts, alienated all your family and friends, but works for the police and is therefore untouchable?
I would get the meanest lawyer you can find.
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How would you write a cover letter for a resume to send to a company that has not in any way solicited to hire you? I really want and need a specific job with a specific company, and I heard that an estimated 85% of all jobs are not advertised.
Do not write to HR. Their job is to look for reasons not to hire a particular candidate.
Research the company and write to the head of the department where you want to work.
Start the letter something like, "There may be an opportunity for me to excel with your organization. I have built a solid career and have the educational background for success. Some of my achievements...
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AB user, Major Tom, lost his wife Megan to an accident involving a bus, just 8 hours ago. Would you join me in expressing our condolences to him on the loss of his life partner just when he was planning his retirement with her in 2 years time?
My heart goes out to Major Tom.
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Is it possible to write a good novel in 30 days?
Terry Pratchett of England probably can, and I'm sure there's a handful of other writers. However, I can say with authority that the average person can't do it. It just happens that I read books for a living, and I've read a lot of trash in my day.
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Where should Sarah Palin go to promote her book?
Back to Alaska.
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What's the best motivation you can think of for doing well in school?
Getting an excellent job when you get out.
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Is 55ml of nyquil too much? the recommended amount is 30ml, and i am slightly overweight...
I would stick with the recommended dosage.
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Someone drinks anywhere from a six pack to a twelve pack of beer two to three nights a week for months, and then will suddenly stop for a few months or more when life gets busy? In your opinion, does this person need to make an adjustment? It's me...
It sounds like binge drinking. It's something to talk to a counsellor about, if able, simply quit drinking altogether.
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Hey...I'm a maestro...can I buy the bar a round and conduct an orchestra...how about Beethovens 5th piano concerto?
Yay!
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What is your favourite Joni Mitchell album?
Hejira
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What in your view were the good old days?
Shakespearean England
:o)
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You come home to find your S.O. soaking his/her infected foot in your favorite cooking pot. What do you do?
Seriously, I'd buy a new pot.
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What is the first sign that a person is demon possessed?
Their TV has only one channel at all: Fox News.
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What do you think of this joke? Please see answer for full joke.
very cute, not hilarious, just cute.
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I want a Garden Gnome but I don't have a garden of any sort, let alone any type of lawn. Is this just crazy wishful thinking?,will the Gnome rise up with hidden Ninja skills and attack me fiercely for being forced to sit on concrete & not a lawn?
You'll become like Inspector Clouseau and his houseman Cato. You'll never know when the thing is going to jump out and attack you. It will make you sharp and keep you on your toes.
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Do ghosts wear the socks that go missing in my dryer?
Yes, that's why they can creep around making little noise.
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So this has become a debate among me and my friends. Instant Ramen: Fork, Spoon, or other (chopsticks)?
Definitely chopsticks.
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How much extra weight does a friend need to gain before you say something?
I try not to comment on my friends weight or looks, but if one of them gained 200 - 300 pounds, I'd probably say something.
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Would you love to visit Paris in the spring?
I would love to. I have friends who go every year.
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Who was your favorite character in Brokeback Mountain? Please explain.
I liked both the lead men. I thought they portrayed real emotions sincerely.
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Should pet owners use their pets in publicity stunts?
It reminds me of the hoax with the balloon boy.
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What could you always be depended on for?
I can always be depended on to bring the potato chips to the pot luck.
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Would you say your world is all about you?
I honestly believe that my world is all about learning how to help other people, getting outside myself.
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Are Tennessee and Kentucky really any different from each other?
Yes, Tennessee is trapizoidal while Kentucky looks to be kind of pregnant.
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Do you know anybody with a weird or uncommon job?
I'm a freelance book editor, and I've read some really weird stuff.
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If your name is Charles, does anyone ever say to you "What's up, Chuck?", and then laugh uproariously at their own joke?
On the right hand side of my screen, there is a list under the heading "more on this topic." Why does "the origin of fencing" appear there?
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Back before the internet, were you addicted to playing solitaire on your PC?
I don't know what's wrong with me doctor. I don't like computer games. None of them. Never have.
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Should open homosexuals be allowed in the US army?
Yes. They're already there.
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Gay marriage should not be put up to referendum because the majority does not get to dictate whether or not a minority can have restricted freedoms. Don't you agree?
I agree.
When do we get to vote on whether or not heterosexuals can marry?
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How far do you live from somewhere where there'd be a fair risk of being mugged if you walked down the street at night?
About 3000 miles.
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If you went to High School somewhere between the late 60s thru the early 80s, did your HS have a designated smoking area for students?
Yes, the parking lot.
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Have you ever had an accident affecting your eyebrows?
Hmm ... nope.
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Why is having a soul so important?
It eases the fear of death/annihilation. It gives a person the idea of immortality.
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Why have the Republicans won both the Virginia and New Jersey Governors races in 2009?
That will be a question answered by the data to follow in the next couple of days.
One thing has to be pointed out. These were regional elections that hinged on regional issues not national ones.
In Virginia, the 2 main contestants have run against each other before. This was not a new match up.
New Jersey is a state hit hard by the recession. It could be that people were voting with...
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What does Doug Hoffman's loss in the New York 23rd Congressional District mean for conservatives?
I honestly believe it means that there are areas of the US where extreme conservatism doesn't work. On the other hand, I'm sure there are areas where he might have done quite well.
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If you get divorced, would you get one of these cakes to celebrate it?
Very funny.
:)
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Will the giant rift opening in the Ethiopian Desert become a new sea? See LINK:
It's fascinating, but we'll just have to wait and see what happens.
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Can happiness and parenting co-exist?
Excellent question.
I think the answer is "yes, from time to time."
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I've never been to a bathhouse. Should I check one out?
If you're old enough, sure.
Remember to play safe.
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What is your favourite Al Green song?
Definitely, Take Me To The River
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Dealing and caring for mentally affcted people is really a tough task for a relative. Is there there any specialist in and around PNG whom gurdians or relatives can source useful guide in managing the patient? Please if you know of any in major hospital,
Where's PNG? Papua New Guinea?
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Is trouble an equal opportunity employer..
Or are some people prone to getting into more
trouble than others..Not that they want to get
in trouble?
It's not an equal opportunity employer. Some people are simply more prone to it than others.
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How do we know we are "special"? Other people tell us we are. Academy Awards...Nobel Prizes...Pulitzer Awards...all as a result of other people telling us how special we are. Without others, is there a "special"?
Recognition and praise from others helps us feel better about ourselves. If we pursue that above all else, we can develop a problem. But I don't see any problem with wanting a little recognition.
Yes, I believe it takes a village, as they say, to make us each special.
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Are left-handers born that way, or is it a choice? Can it be "prayed away"?
Oh, the shame of it all. I bet your mother lost many good hours praying you'd turn out righthanded.
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What are some other words for "doohickey" or "thingamajig"?
Here in Hawaii, we call it "da kine."
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Wouldn't it just totally bite to be an ex-Beatle, with obsessed fans stalking you and wanting to hear just your old music and asking you when you're going to get back together? Plus a 50% chance of being dead.
It's the 50% chance of being dead that would be the bummer.
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Do you know any ex-clergy or nuns? Why did they "quit"?
Yes, I know an ex-priest (Roman Catholic) who quit because he's gay.
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Are moderates no longer welcome in the Republican Party?
Judging by what's been happening since the last election with the Tea Partiers and in the New York special election, I'd say not.
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What is something that can be "roasted"?
beef
chicken
duck
potatoes
Dean Martin's celebrity friends
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Why don't they have roasts like this anymore? this is classic!
Comedy has changed drastically in the last 30 years and not all for the better.
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How often do you get the chance to have a private moment in peace and quiet to think about personal matters which have been tucked into the background? Do you create private moments to do some thinking on personal matters?
I work at home, so I'm alone alot and get to think too much.
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Are you old enough to have worked with a one-piece computer workstation which had the keyboard part jutting out of the front of the CRT screen that showed 24 lines of 80 columns of green characters on a black background? Then, rock on!
I used one in high school on the newspaper. The computer's name was Mr. Bill.
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What would be a useful design improvement for the human body?
A little window to see into the heart.
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Vent, "What bugs you"? Everyday stuff. Please no political or religious stuff.
It bugs me that other people want to go shopping at the same time I do, clogging up the stores and parking lots.
;)
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Does anyone want to wish me a happy birthday?
Happy Happy Happy Birthday.
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First thing that comes to mind: "purple and soft"?
a bruise.
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When was the last time you were totally flabbergasted, perplexed or bamboozled?
I was totally perplexed yesterday when I discovered another user here had removed me from her friends list. I have no idea why.
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If you were given money to open up a any kind of restaurant how would yours be different? What kind of food?
I'd serve fried chicken and waffles.
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What does the pope do for fun?
rollerblades through the Vatican halls
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What do Republicans consider more essential to liberty: censorship or redacting?
Judging by the link you provided, I'd say they consider Stephen Colbert more essential to liberty.
Too bad Republicans don't understand satire.
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Due to some BAD ADVICE from ANSWERBAG I was FINED $6000 for "unlawful operation of a fire hydrant" on Halloween, used to keep children away from my home. Is there any way I can pursue a lawsuit against a user for BAD ADVICE?
LOL. Thanks. I needed that mental image to laugh at this morning.
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True or False, did your trees look like this on 11.1.09?
ROFL.
false
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How many of the socialist agencies destroying America do Republicans support?
I like your link. They left out the water department and other local utilities.
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"If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things." - Rene Descartes. Have you sought truth to that level?
I doubt it.
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Know any scary, silly cartoons?
Here's another one.
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What type of situation in your real life resembled Loony Tunes?
I'm very dramatic:
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Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, is that Queen Elizabeth on the back of Rory Emerald's Kawasaki?
Hard to tell. It is Halloween, after all.
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What's in your medicine cabinet right now?
You're very nosy, aren't you?
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Whats the most comforting smell in the morning?
coffee, without a doubt
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What comes first in your day: having breakfast or checking your e-mail?
I turn on the computer while the coffee is brewing, and by the time the email is up, the coffee is done.
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The Anonymous Witch is now a sage, Who would like to join me in a witchery party in her honour?
I'll howl at the moon in her honor.
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Would you pay $20,000 to rent a beach house for a week?
Um ... anybody want to rent a run down one-bedroom apartment about 2 or 3 miles from a couple of nice beaches?
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What is the next best thing after going to Hawaii?
The next best thing after "going" to Hawaii would have to be "living" in Hawaii.
;)
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What are you AFRAID of? Happy Halloween!
... of things that go BUMP in the night.
Yikes!
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What makes a woman feminine & soft & a guy masculine?
hormones
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What kind of thoughts cross your mind when juming up and down on a trampoline?
"How do I keep what's in my stomach from coming back up?"
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Because the Bible exists in its complete form, is that a reason to believe God and Jesus exist?
No. Using that logic, it would be just as easy to believe that Darth Vader and the other characters in "Stars Wars" really existed ...
in a galaxy far, far away ...
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Hoorah for me, as a result of flagging 50 odd spam posts, I finally made Brain! Such a huge effort now requires me to sleep for a week. Who would like to join me at a party in dreamland to celebrate?
I'll come to that party.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
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I'm getting to a point here on AB that is getting harder and harder. I'm a level 46 and I believe 50 is sage. The points seem to be getting harder to accumulate. Do people sometimes quit at this point or should I keep trying?
If you're in it for the points only, then quit now.
If you're here to exchange information and have a good time, then sit back and enjoy the ride.
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How often are answers given on this site actually helpful?
You'll find that down the hall, second door on the right.
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Name the first province in Canada that comes to your mind?
British Columbia
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I'm putting together a box of things to cheer me up on my bad days, what should I put in this box? (Seriously guys)
crystals
polished stones
copies of funny comics
a joke book
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Why did King Edward VIII of the United Kingdom abdicate?
He said it was to marry his true love Wallis Simpson, an American who was twice a divorcee.
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Do many English go to Scotland, or Scots to England, for fun and travel? Or not particularly?
I have a good friend in Wales who recently went to Edinburgh on a lark.
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Do you have any relatives who hunt and who think they're doing you a favor giving you dead animal parts or byproducts (sausages? antlers?) that you don't really want?
just fish
and I love the stuff
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Are you case-sensitive?
Why don't you hit my shift key and find out.
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If you've ever know anyone who has a buttload of money, do they have their feet on the ground fairly well, or are they overly money-oriented and keep buying a lot of stuff they don't need?
I know 2 rich people. One of them is sensible and lives well but not ostentatiously. The other buys whatever strikes his fancy and uses it once and discards it.
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What do you think your avatar says about you?
my fun wardrobe
:o)
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I have removed my windows vista home premium on my computer, and i try to reinstall again but the cd was keep boot, and cant to continue setup,
now my computer dell 1526 laptop
have no os. =(
plss help me..
I would take it to a computer repair shop.
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My ex husband died. We got a divorce 4 years ago, I gave him the house in the divorce. He never would refinance it, so it is still in my name. I called the mortgage company and they told me I am still liable for it. Do I get the house and do I need a lawy
If you have the divorce papers which state that the house was to be the sole possession of your ex, then all you need to do it provide the finance company with a copy of that.
If your divorce papers state the house was his, then it was his. Plain and simple.
You might need a lawyer to get it all cleared up, however. Go to your divorce lawyer first for help.
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Is this a good name for a vampire?
Daniel Adrian Anghelescu
His friends just call him Danny.
Sorry, but it looks too hard to pronounce.
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Starving college student. Can't get a job (filled out 35+ applications). I have 5 dollars to last me until novemebr 5 and i haven't eaten in two days (i had to use what little i had to buy a new bag of dog food). Any suggestions?
Call your local food bank. If you can't find that in the phone book, then call any church and ask them to direct you to a food assistance program.
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After Texas, what US state or city is second most obnoxious for believing it's the best of all possible worlds if not actually heaven on earth?
Arkansas
(I don't really know that. I just thought I'd put something down that sounded so outlandish it might get a reaction.)
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If you've been in the military, what were some nice places you were stationed at or had port calls at? Or if they were all hellholes, you can tell us that, too.
I haven't heard anyone mention Kansas yet. I think you may be safe, Amor.
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A question for atheists: Do you feel hypocritical rooting for sports teams from Los Angeles, San Antonio, San Francisco, or other other cities whose names are religiously-based?
Don't worry, Amor., I've got your back.
"Hey, you! Yeah, you! Laugh at this question! That's an order!"
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Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal?
I was set upon by some slythey toves and momeraths, too. Oh, and the heffalumps and woozels made a go at me.
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Are you operating within established parameters?
At the moment, no. I need a haircut.
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Divorcing a very abusive husband of 21 years. Physical abuse, at times, foremost verbal and emotional. I am damaged, isolated, confused and very lonely. We are going through Legal Mediation process. He is intimidating and cruel. How do I stand up to him?
I recommend that you stand up to him behind a very good lawyer.
And get an excellent therapist for yourself.
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What is your idea of a typical 1970's song?
Captain and Tennille
Love Will Keep Us Together
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Where would you NOT want to live in "Western Europe" (Italy north thru Scandinavia), even if you spoke the language and had a job there, and why?
Wales. It's cold and there nothing but coal mining.
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If snakes and alligators and scorpions and you name it "taste like chicken", then why doesn't turkey taste like chicken?
Are you trying to say that turkey doesn't taste like chicken?
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Guys - has anyone ever complimented you on your shoes?
Yeah, and it stopped me in my tracks.
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Can you name one of the British Royal Family members?
Elizabeth II
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If you could go for a two-week free vacation within 100 miles of your home, where would you go?
Maui
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What always seems beyond your reach?
Right now, the ability to concentrate.
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If you were a chocolate bar which one would you be? and Why?
Either Snickers or Mr. Goodbar, because I'm nuts.
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How hard is it for actors to make decisions of conscience?
I don't understand the question. Decisions of conscience in relation to character development or something else?
I'm not even sure I understand what a decision of conscience is. Is it some type of moral dilemma?
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Whats a different way of saying someones not all there upstairs?
not playing with a full deck
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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in an electrician?
That depends on how kinky the electrician is.
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What is your top tip for getting an assignment / essay done efficiently in the shortest amount of time possible?
Start working on it early.
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What is the worst name for a stripper to have?
Ivy Notits.
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Will everyone please have a good day tomorrow?
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in the petty pace from day to day.
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Do you think some people on AB forget (or don't care) that there are real people behind these questions when they are giving life altering "advice" or being really rude to people.?
There are tens of thousands of users here on AB, and you get a complete mix of humanity among them.
Some people a considerate and thoughtful, some are silly and ribald, and some are idiotically rude.
Try not to take any of it too seriously.
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Has Barack Obama damaged relationships with the US's allies?
No, I believe he has improved them.
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If u found some1 was gonna commiteSUICIDEand u want 2 help them and u were tlkng2themAND they said if u try and stop them they'll do it faster (but u dont know if they r actually gonna do it) and if they r. u dont want2make it happen faster wht shld u do?
call the police
And learn to spell.
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If you changed your name, what would you change it to?
Zingblast Zzyflaster
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Did you know if you slide your hands one key to the left when typing the phrase "your welcome", it looks like this "tiye qwkxinw"? I just thought you should know.
I'm whole now. thank you.
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What is it called when something is at its absolute greatest?
apitome
apex
acme
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If someone were to tell you that they wanted to read the classics, what would your suggestion be?
Start at the beginning with "The Iliad."
If you want something closer to our time, then try "Middlemarch."
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My boyfriend wants me to let him finger me, and for me to give him a handjob.I'm only 14 (he's 15) and i'm not sure if i'm ready, but he sorta made me promise i would. i don't want to break the promise, but i'm not sure i'm ready either What should i do?
You are being manipulated into doing something you're not comfortable with. Say no.
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Why can I never spell "occasionally" correctly without the assistance of spell check?
Blame it on the typing. Typos are much less problematic.
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What's President Barack Obama's most annoying habit?
Being so darn charming.
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I attract deviant men who are determined to show me how modern and caring they are prior to marriage and chauvinistic and abusive after marriage. It's happened 3 times. Please help, so it doesn't happen a 4th time. Recommendations helpful.
It seems that your picker is broken. Mine is, too. Therapy helps me. Maybe it would help you, too.
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What would you if your spouse rather spend time with theirs and yours kid who just been involved in a horrible situation(shooting at their school) instead of making love to you?
Let me see. By the way the question reads, they're "your" children, too.
There was a shooting at their school. IMHO, both of you should be with them.
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Would you pay $1,000 a gram for tea?
Me? No.
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Answerbag?
Down the hall. Second door on the right.
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Which musician or musicians do you associate with Canada?
Nickleback
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Should Medicare cover the costs of procedures in Mexico?
Medicare should cover the cost of medical care for anyone who has it no matter where they choose to go.
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What has reared it's ugly head?
Monsters!
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Which looney toon character do you most resemble?
Daffy Duck!
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I'm out of here for good. Can you guess why?
You gotta job?
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How many Hawaiian shirts do you have? Do you have any Hawaiian pants or socks to go with them?
About 50 or so.
And the point fairy has once again revoked my ability to award you points.
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Why do Minnesotans poke fun at Wisconsinites? If those two groups of funny-talking Scandahoovians can't get along, what hope is there for the rest of the world?
What can we mere mortals ever know about the inner workings of the collective mind? Who's to say why?
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What do you call half of a Rorschach picture?
a crippled butterfly.
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What does a psychologist do, as opposed to a psychiatrist?
Why don't you start going to one of each and tell us. You need it give it a try. Go on. It won't hurt for long.
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I want to stop using an illegal substance that is taking every penny of my money, making me look old and haggered, and making me unreliable, untrustworthy, unsociable, and unapproachable, but it is so highly addictive i cant
Find your nearest NA meeting and go to it.
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Is this the drunkest guy ever?
That is one of the funniest videos ever.
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What are your thoughts on this Alien Binary Message ? (Crop circles decoded + 30 yr old radio wave is answered!!)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVUet_Q7IY0
Fascinating.
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Violet is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a party congratulating her on her achievement? (BTW my previous question has been deleted as nonsense so apologies to those who have previously answered.)
Yay, Violet! Ho`omaikai! Congratulations!
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I'm going target shooting this weekend. What should I draw on my targets?
circles
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What are your views on homosexuality? (2009-10-22)
Since I'm gay, I'm all for it.
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Has anyone done a reading on the President and his Administration? If not can you? Just wondering what the cards have to say. Thanks.
I've honestly never done a reading on a really big national level. I wouldn't know what card spread to use.
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Using only one word describe something that angers you.
hate
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In your oppinion what city has the worst traffic?
Jakarta, Indonesia. The traffic was so bad there that I was in a cab once, and he started driving on the sidewalk! I kid you not.
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Thanks for making me a level 25 guys. should i celebrate?
Sure. Eat a donut.
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Do you have wild animals or insects in your area deadly enough to kill you? Ex: bears, panther, black widows, etc.
sharks
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When they raise bison for meat, do they sell the hump too? Seems like I remember that when I was a kid I read books that described it as the yummiest part, at least from the Plains Indians' point of view.
Don't know for sure, but just knowing the food industry, I'm sure they sell it all.
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Would it be a good Halloween costume to go as a pizza face, with real pizza epoxied (topping side out) over every square inch (every 6.45 square centimeters) of skin on your head and neck, except for eye- and mouth-holes?
It would be great up until the point the a drunk, hungry college fraternity saw you and tried to eat your head.
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If you could build your own catapult, who or what would you like to launch from it?
A large wooden rabbit so that people could yell, "Run away! Run away!"
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What would you do if it turned out that the afterlife was in Texas?
Become a vampire.
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So when are you going to find a nice Italian girl and settle down, give me some grandchildren?
You want grandchildren? Go out and make your own. I'm too busy having fun.
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What should you not say to your drill instructor in boot camp?
Fuchsia. I can see you in fuchsia and sequins.
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Psychiatric medicine: Are we treating the source of the problem or masking the symptoms? Is depression caused by deficiency in an antidepressant? Is anxiety from Effexor deficiency? What about the side affects? Have we thought about what we're doing?
There are many different types of mental illness, so there are many different answers to your questions. Some illnesses are better understood than others, and the medications treat the cause.
Other illnesses are not understood so well, and the medications treat the symptoms. As a patient, I am very glad we have the medications that we do to treat my symptoms.
I'm bipolar, and without...
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How did we pay for Medical Services before Health Insurance?
It was simply paid for by the patient. It wasn't so expensive.
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Have you been put on notice?
Um ... no, officer.
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"what do you think I fought for in Omaha Beach?"
Thank you for posting this.
LIke the speaker, I believe in equality for all.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word, "keyboard"?
cordless
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If you have young kids, about how many hours a week do you spend trying out different scary / creepy faces in the mirror to use on them? I'm just trying to get a ballpark figure to see if I'm overdoing it or not.
Amor., I think I should point out that you're the one who's supposed to be protecting the children, not scaring them.
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What term do you use for "throw up"? I'm partial to "barf".
Eewww.
Just thinking about it makes me want to ...
Blachgh.
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Are you the type of person who would look upon a trip to Europe as a hideously expensive experience of extreme fatigue, restaurant food, and hotel beds, all for the sake of a few hours of looking at beautiful buildings & art?
Er ... no. Aren't those good things?
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If you were riding a mule down the trail into the Grand Canyon and it fell over the edge, but you managed to climb over the mule as you both fell so that it formed a cushion when you landed, would it save your life if you fell 80 feet?
80 ft? That depends on how much cushion the mule provides. Did he have a good breakfast?
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"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Screeeeeeeeeeeeech... thump thump! What just happened!?
You screamed, hit the brakes, ran over something, and got a flat tire.
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When did men first begin to feel insecure about the size of their ...eh...private parts? When did this hangup originate?
I think it orginates around age 5 or 6.
:)
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Violet is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a party in her honour?
Ho'omaikai! Congratulations! Violet. That's wonderful.
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How can we cope with mentally abusive parents?
The timing of your question and the article is incredible. I have a close friend who is having to cut herself off from her horrific mother. The stories she tells are terrifying.
In this case, as in the article, no relationship is the best way to deal with it.
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Why do much-praised child actors grow to become lousy actors as adults?
that's not universal.
Neal Patrick Harris played Doogie Howser, MD and has grown into a highly praised adult actor.
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So I took two lamb shanks, threw them in the crock pot with 3 cans of crushed tomatos, some vegi broth a little salt, pepper and cumin. Then added a diced onion and a bunch of garlic cloves. Set it to cook on low for 10 hours. Will it be good?
omg! My mouth is watering now. I've got to go buy some lamb.
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Should women be allowed to talk in church?
I look forward to the day when no one speaks in church, because reason will have won, and there will be no more churches.
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Why are some of my questions not appearing on the front page, or being removed after they do appear? Am I offending moderators?
Moderators don't control what appears on what pages. It's computerized.
Most of my questions go straight to the category page where they belong and only appear on the main page after people begin to answer it.
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Do docter take your temp in you rectum sometime?
I think that's only for babies and patients who are unconscious.
These days, most doctors take the temperature in the ear.
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I want to become a counsellor so i can reach out to the youths .How can go about with it and what do i need to do
I'd start with psychology courses to get a taste of it.
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What type of fragrances do you like?
I like woody and spicy fragrances.
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Why do gay people lisp?
Generalizations or stereotypes about a group of people are inherently offensive, because they arise from an "us versus them" mentality.
It's not limited to gays. African Americans are stereotyped as all loving watermelon. Women are stereotyped as bad drivers. The list goes on and on.
The "us versus them" attitude sets up a superior/inferior assumption at its base,...
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I'm running for president in 2036. What party do you think I should run as, and what's one campaign promise you'd like to see me make (and probably inevitably break)?
Run for the Paltypusian Party and promise never to lay eggs in the Oval Office.
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What is comparable to being a God parent for an atheist?
naturally selective parent
Darwin parent
survival of the fittest parent
or
Uncle Joe
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What's more shocking - that George Carlin was the narrator for Thomas The Tank Engine, or that sex therapist / radio host Ruth Westheimer was a voice on the kids' show Between The Lions, of a therapist for people with a fear of long words?
It's more shocking that you'd know those things.
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Have you ever seen some famous place (the Grand Canyon or the Eiffel Tower or Ireland or something) and been unimpressed by it?
Kansas City
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Don't you think that people who imagine that if they had the powers of invisibility or flight they'd be superhero crime fighters, even though they've never been in a fight, have a rather tenuous grasp of reality?
Amor., are you making fun of me?
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What is the approximate coefficient of static friction of a beagle being dragged off to a bath?
How does it know it's bathtime? That's the amazing part to me.
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Have you ever been struck in the face or head by a fish?
*shakes ashes off Groucho Marx-like cigar*
I should be so lucky, then I could have something for lunch.
*honk* sounds in the background.
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Why did 18th and 19th century solders pose for portraits with their right hand inside their outer uniform coat, over their solar plexus?
It was in imitation of Napleon. If the Great Man himself did it, there must be a good reason.
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I lost my internet during my transition out of the army. now my golden new comments indication will not go away. im sure its because i cannot see comments past a certain date. is there a way to reset that thing?
Near the right hand side of the list of comments at the top of the list it says "mark all as read". Click that. This is on your feedback page.
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Have you heard that, scientifically speaking, for every 100 swear words spoken or typed, a puppy dies? So let’s keep it clean, ok, people?
That's right. Kick the dog when you're the one who deserves the kicking.
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A smell just reminded me - remember cap guns with those red rolls of caps? How long has it been since you've fired one, or just hit some with a hammer to make them bang? Good fun!
Oh my goodness, it's been a long time since I even thought of those old cap guns. Hitting them with a hammer was always fun, too.
Of course, my parents loved to know that I was outside safe with my gun.
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A GF of mine has offered to fix me some eggs, any way I like them. Why do Southerners think that eggs need to be "fixed?" Why can't they be "poached," "srambled," "hard-boiled" or "fried?" Do Southern cooks think eggs REALLY need to be "repaired?"
lol.
My mom never cooked. She just fixed things.
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Do you normally write with an active voice or a passive one? Eg., Active voice---"The boy broke the window with a baseball bat." Passive voice---"The window was broken by the boy with a baseball bat." Look at samples of your writing and tell me.
I try hard to avoid using the passive voice. I normally write in active voice.
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Satan holding up a sign "spare change" for halloween. name tag says: "beezelbum"...LOL? anyone think it is too difficult to get the joke quickly?
It's cute, but you could get rid of the "Beezelbum" name tag and just have a sign that says: Souls accepted, no refunds.
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I just decided to not commit suicide. but i still need to get help with depression. wheres a good place to start?
If you have access to insurance, then start with your regular doctor and get a recommendation for a good psychiatrist and therapist.
Go see those two.
Getting over this may take years, but it's worth it.
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Alcoholic; man at the liquor store mentions your
family drinker, they cut him off after certain amount of purchases. If that drinker then becomes sick from alcohol would you mention it to them if they asked where he was?
If they asked about the drinker, I would probably tell the truth.
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If you had to wear a nametag, in one word only describe yourself
gay!
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Name something that there is a time limit on.
parking meters
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Is it considered suicide to go into battle wanting to get killed?
No, it's called depression.
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How do you say good bye to your beloved when you know that you're going to almost certain death?
I would spend a day snuggling and eating cookies in bed.
Thank you for what you do.
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What kind of happy are you?
I'm not just happy.
I'm gay.
Really.
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Are the voices in you head lost souls?
If it were that easy, I could just send them back to where they belong. Exocise them. But it's not that easy.
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Which is your favourite quote from shakespeare
Thou dolt, you're as ignorant as dirt.
Othello, act 5
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What is the least painful and easyest way to commit suicide? i'm tired of living, and i want a quick and easy death.
Please, read this first: http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/
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Is there a way to stop an erection in its tracks?
Honestly, squeeze the head. The loss of blood to the head of the penis will cause it to go flaccid.
Or
Think of Rush Limbaugh.
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Have you ever seen someone with two butts? See pic.
So very wrong.
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Can you spot what is wrong with this picture? (not appropriate for those who get offended easily).
LOL. It took me a second, but I spotted the leaking organ.
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What causes some people to have a tolerance to certain painkillers? (other than excessive use)
The person able to answer this question will win the Nobel Prize in medicine, because it is still unknown.
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Would you ever eat at this McDonalds?
I'll try another restaurant.
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...does anyone want to ask me a question?...(I will be happy to answer)...
Got aloha?
:)
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Question about children. What does the next three months hold for my children's education? I am deeply concerned
This time I pulled a single card, and I got the Queen of Disks, a beautiful woman. She represents the water that gives life to the earth, but she is a passive force.
You are possibly being too passive in voicing your concerns. Be up front about your feelings with your children. Open up to them. Be assertive in explaining why you think the way you do. Be firm in talking about how education...
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What is the best time of year to visit Vermont?
I'm sure Vermonters would say that anytime is the best time.
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Do you carry a hankerchief?
Yes, I do, and I'm one of the few people I know who does.
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Can a person judge an alcoholic from the face?
How.
Only if you're looking in a mirror.
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I would like to make a move in employment and in love. What are the immediate potential outcomes? How should I proceed?
I asked the cards, “Give me a reflection of danjor’s employment?”
In the past, the Temperance card came up. You have been waiting, while you’ve been looking for solutions, bridging gaps, and catalyzing change. You have been concentrating on the process rather than the result. You’ve been making adjustments.
In the present, the 7 of Cups appeared....
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Emigrating alone, good idea or not?
From where to where?
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HELP!! My wife left me for the paper boy. My oldest child, a nun was arrested for selling drugs. I just got fired from my job as a IRS agent for shopping on the internet at work. My problem is my sister just registered as a Republican-should I tell MOM?
Take the elevator to the fifth floor and check with the man behind the second door on the left.
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What is the meaning of the king of wands?
Spiritual mastery gained from experience. Establishment of self. Ability to see oneself. A benevolent dictator. Intuitive, showy, theatrical. Can be domineering and hot-tempered. Also creative and self-expressive.
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Do you want to see a fun and happy music video that'll make you smile?
Yep, I smiled.
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Which car had "reech Coreentheean leather"?
Let me just state categorically that one of my best friend's mom loved her "reech Coreentheean leather" in her Chrysler Cordova. You wanna make somesing of eet?
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If fruits or vegetables DID become animated and roll over to you and bump you or even, in the case of a green bean vine, crawl over and climb your leg, how would we even know whether they were attacking or just wanted to be scratched?
Good Point. You might try scratching first to see if that would satify them. If they continue to act aggressive, then it's time for stir fry.
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Where do pygmies live?
In small houses.
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Which sign of the zodiac has the most legs?
Cancer, the crab
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Who wrote "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"?
Milan Kundera
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What would you take on an African safari?
a big rifle
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Would you go on a two week trip with me (all expenses paid). If so, where?
New York City for the theater
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For how long should we boil water to make it suitable for drinking?
10 minutes ought to do it.
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In 100 years you'll be one of only 16 or 32 or maybe even 64 ancestors of your younger descendants, and most likely they won't even know your name and will never think of their 5-generations-back ancestors. Does this knowledge bum you out?
No, I'd like to be cremated and sprinkled in the ocean without any kind of memorial stone.
I'm still outta points for ya.
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Isn't it weird that you could live through the 1970s and not realize how weird they were? And if you never realized that it's weird that you could live through the 1970s and not realize how weird they were, isn't that weird?
This from a man with pointy hair.
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Should the Kansas/Missouri border be moved about 10 miles east so that Kansas includes Kansas City, Missouri, like it should?
We know what this is really about: the Chiefs. You're a baseball nut and you want you're own team.
BTW, I'm outta points for ya.
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Have you ever had a co-worker who'd nap at their desk? Did they sit at their monitor and perch their hands on the keyboard to appear lost in thought, or just put their head down and drift off? Did they ever get caught?
I'd just close down my computer and go out and sleep in the car.
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Does anyone else have a mother-in-law who can’t figure out how to work her toaster oven?
I lost the mother-in-law in the divorce.
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Is it your dream to live in Hawaii?
Livin' the dream!
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Peter Criss from Kiss is celebrating his breast cancer survival. Though not as common in men, do you know any men who have had it?
Yes, one of my best friends is a survivor of breast cancer. He had surgery and a series of debilitating treatments of chemotherapy and radiation.
He has had some very bad side-effects, too. His arm is subject to swelling and pain.
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Where's this sharp stabbing pain coming from?
What's inside your hair that keeps it erect?
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Do they still make glue and gelatin from boiled dead herbivore parts?
Yes, they do. Now, don't you feel just awful.
I don't.
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Why do baking recipes (like cakes or banana bread) that use vanilla extract usually tell you to stir it in last?
They have to put them in some kind of order, and most dry to most liquid is the accepted order.
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Do you ever wonder how some people can have their favorite color be something other than green?
Nope, can't say that I do.
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Why aren't there ever any "Find Your Russian Groom" ads on the right-hand side of Answerbag?
I'd click on one of those.
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Why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners?
Get thee to a nunnery: why wouldst thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious; with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in. What should such fellows as I do crawling...
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How does a kiss make booboos better?
It gives you warm fuzzies, and those kill all the germs.
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Have you ever played an Atari?
Yes, back in the late 70s, I had a Pong game. It was so boring.
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The cable guy just stopped by to shut off my service because according to his paperwork, I don't exist. I showed him my bill and still no good. Do I exist? I'm beginning to have doubts.
You exist on a Platonic ideal plane.
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No matter where you go... what do you leave behind a trail of?
cookie crumbs
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So global warming melts a glacier, exposing the seemingly lifeless body of your ancestor from a lost expedition in 1835, but he's thawed out and revived. Can he come live with you?
Yep, welcome to paradise.
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What are your obsessive/compulsive habits? C'mon, c'mon, you know you got 'em.
AB
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What would be a really embarrassing movie to see with your mom? (like "Deliverance")
anything by John Waters
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Do you like me as I am?
We wouldn't have you any other way.
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My 9-year-old daughter asks "There's a big stain on mycar door window, and we don't know what it is. Can you help us?"
Don't worry about what it is. Just try to clean it off with glass cleaner.
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What's the greatest lesson life has taught you so far?
Be me.
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What do you sometimes do that surprises even yourself?
Hang around Answerbag.
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I sure don't, but if you work in an office do you ever feel like going up to the table where they keep the paper slicer and cutting a few sheets, then slamming the blade down hard and shrieking "OH MY GOD I CUT MY FINGER OFF!!!!!"?
What does your psychiatrist say about your idea.
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Are your kids similar to you? If they're different, how?
There are physical similarities, but they are their own persons. Each has his/her own quirks and eccentricities.
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About 15 years ago my favorite color changed from black to green. About 6 months ago I started using Helvetica rather than Times New Roman. But where can I go from here?
I predict you're going to start putting on your left sock AND shoe first and tying the shoe, and then putting on your right sock and shoe and tying that shoe.
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Who else thinks that gray or silver cars might look ok in the showroom, but out on the road they look crappazoidal?
I had a 1977 silver Monte Carlo that my dad inherited from my great-aunt Myrtie. It was soooooooo cool. Everybody loved it.
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Long ago, I was gazing off into the distance and saw someone's shoe, and *really*saw it - it was like all other shoes I'd ever seen were just a label reading "shoe" but I was really seeing a true shoe for the first time. Am I enlightened?
Yes, Platonically speaking.
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Don't you think it's about time you grew up?
In order to get the juicy acting roles, it was necessary for me to grow up a long time ago.
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When "self checkout" first became an option at grocery stores, did you refuse to use it on principle of not enabling dehumanizing and job-obliterating automation, corporate profiteering, and erosion of human contact? Do you still?
Yes, all that and I'm scared the read out will suddenly send out a message reading: "Kill him at once."
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MRSHINYSHOES is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a shiny party in his honour?
Ho'omaikai, MrShinyShoes! Congratulations to a great friend and Bagger!
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Barack Obama has promised to end the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy. What are your thoughts on this?
I think it's a great move. Anyone should be allowed to serve openly and fearlessly.
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Yet another reason to live in Kansas - giant mucus blobs are invading Earth's oceans!!! (link) This isn't really what I had in mind for the Age of Aquarius! Your thoughts?
Thankfully, they're in the Mediterranean.
But you're right. It's probably better for you to stay in Kansas.
Although, that mucus might make great hair gel.
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Can someone explain to me, what Obama did to earn the Noble Peace Prize?
Here is the entire announcement from the Nobel Prize Committee:
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without...
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What do you call an actor whose entire career rests upon a single franchise? (e.g. Paul Walker in "The Fast and the Furious")
lucky
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When you are in a manic state and then eventually come down from an episode, do you remember the things you said or did impulsively? Is there shame and guilt involved or regret for mistreating someone bad? Can a manic high last 3-4 months straight?
I am not a doctor. I am a person with bipolar disorder.
Having said that, I am very lucky that my medication works so well for me. It keeps me on a fairly even keel.
Before meds, however, I could do some very harmful things when I was manic. I hurt myself and others in emotional ways. I came close to hurting myself physically, but thankfully, I didn't.
I've never heard of a...
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When a woman becomes President, what will her husband's title be?
First d*ck
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Would you like to welcome Galeanda back? Great to see you again!!! Where have you been?
Aloha, Galeanda. E komo mai, again. Welcome back.
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Energy saving fluorescent bulbs are supposed to last 7 years. Many of mine blew out within a year. Do your bulbs really last 7 years?
I've replaced 2 recently that lasted only about 1.5 years each. But I've got many more still burning strong.
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Are there still a lot of hate crimes against gays and lesbians in your country?
There were 77,000 hate crimes in the US last year.
I don't know what of those were based on race, gender, sexual identity or other factors. It's guaranteed that some of them were directed against gays and lesbians.
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Have you ever got someone's starsign wrong and assumed they were that star sign for ages and thought of them in that way and thought they fitted it to a 'T,' and then later found out they were actually a different sign?
You may have figured out their rising sign, which is a better indicator of personality in my opinion.
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How do you think Obama's Nobel Peace Prize will affect his actions in this country and on the world stage, if at all?
I honestly doubt it will have much affect at all on his actions.
He's doing a good job, and he'll keep right on doing it.
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At home, I make cold tea by steeping the tea bags in boiling water I pour into a plastic Tupperware pitcher, then letting it cool. Am I poisoning myself with plastically chemicals leaching into the hot water?
Nah, I do the same thing and look at me.
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Have you ever had a stranger actually wink at you as a means of expressing interest? Did s/he then talk to you? If so, were their other mannerisms as odd as the wink?
Yep, and since this question is outside the AB4Adults section, I can't go into the other details.
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Do crazy old ladies ever have 25 dogs? Do crazy old men ever have 25 cats? I think not. So... nature or nurture?
LOL. You got a DR for this question? LOL.
Anyway, you're not going to pull me into that old nature versus nuture thing.
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If you're an American coffee drinker, do you think that guys who drink tea are girly-men?
I drink about a half gallon of tea each day. Of course, it's iced.
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Have you or anyone you know ever been Agoraphobic? (fear of public or open spaces. Often diagnosed in conjunction with panic disorder)
I have borderline agoraphobia.
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How many artists are out there? Please name your art. It does not have to be professional or making money.
actor, writer, poet
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I bought a pumpkin that weighed 72 lbs tonight. Have you ever had a pumpkin bigger then that one?
That'll make a lot of pies!
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How far from the sea are you?
less than 1 mile
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Who was or is your favorite character from sesame street?
cookie monster!
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Meat, veggies, fruits, nuts or Ice cream...which do you want right now?
meat
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What kind of hand were you dealt in life?
Ace, king, queen, and jack of diamonds.
And the two of clubs.
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Is it a sign of the twilight of US power that my new "Don’t Mess With Texas" coffee mug was made in China?
No, your first clue should have been that there's no equivalent "Don't Mess With Kansas" mugs.
What would a mug for Kansas say? "Enjoy the drive through? Don't forget to wipe the rim when you stop for a poddy break?"
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Should the US invade Vietnam? Why or why not? (Jeez, I'm just askin'.)
What is going on with you, Blob? Are you having trouble with your hair erection?
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Were you a cute kid? What happened?
Yes. I got cuter.
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I would like to contribute to a charity to improve someones life in the third world. There are many, I would like to know where my contribution would make maximum effect.
http://www.gua-africa.org/emma-academy.php
This charity is building a school in Sudan, Africa.
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Somebody hijacked my Gmail account and sent a mass spam message to everyone in my address book. How was this caused, and how do I prevent it next time?
When that happened to my Yahoo account, I used the anti-malware scanner from malwarebytes.com to clean up my computer. It found some worms.
I've scanned my computer regularly since then, and so far so good.
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I have another performance to give. This time I have to play 4 different characters. Two of them are boys and two of them are girls. How can I make my voice sound different for each one?
What a fun challenge. I'm in a play, too, playing multiple characters. Mine are all male, so I don't have the same problem you do.
I honestly don't think you should try to change your voice. Use physical characterization. Each character will occupy a different place in your body. The performance of each will be unique and identifiable.
I'm currently in "The...
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Does a hen have a pecker?
Yeah, she uses it to badger the cock.
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Have you heard of Liu Bolin's camouflage art? Its amazing. He only paints himself. Check out the link.
Thanks for the link.
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Should I eat at IHOP or Long John Silver's tonight?
Save your money and make pancakes at home with Bisquick.
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True or False:If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Why don't I just peacefully hand over my $5 now, and escape the beating?
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?
Is Schrodinger's cat dead or alive?
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Rush Limbaugh wants to buy into the St. Louis Rams football team. If he does, should the team change it's name?
The St. Louis ADDICTS IN DENIAL is a bit hard to say. It's a mouth full.
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ABer MAJOR TOM has made "PROFESSOR" level, after being an AB member for 30 days. Who will join with me in congratulating him on this accomplishment in so short a time, and wishing him well? Let's hear it for him, friends!
Ho'omaikai, Major Tom.
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Whats a word that describes your style?
Aloha.
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Is it acceptable to say to a person who wishes to know the definition of the word SADIST, "Beats the sh*t out of me!" when you actually DO know the definition of that word?
Sounds like a good way to put it.
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Masochist: "Beat me."
Sadist: "No."
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When your kids were little, what book did they want to read ALL THE TIME, driving you slowly to the brink of insanity?
They didn't have a single book. I love all the Dr Seuss books, but any and all Barbie books should be banned to hell.
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If you could know the answer to any historical or scientific question, anything from what Jesus really did to whether or not UFOs are aliens to the existence of Bigfoot, what would it be?
What keeps your hair erect.
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Did you ever get a haircut or hairstyle that was basically a cry for help?
You obviously avoid mirrors at all costs, don't you?
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What's the worst you've ever been injured by a computer, stapler, or other piece of office equipment?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch.
Nothing ever happens to me.
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If your butt could speak, what would it say?
Oh, but it does speak.
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Is organic produce really worth more money?
It's just my opinion and I have nothing to base it on, but my answer is no.
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Didja ever, in all of your put-togethers, hear tell of a City Dump that would REFUSE REFUSE?
Our dump won't take most computers. They evidently contain hazardous materials.
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Can someone inscribe a verbose or sophisticated sentence so we can approbate your cerebral merit. If you can't apprehend this inquirement, please get off this post. Thank you fellow sesquipedalians.
1. Inquirement is not a word.
2. "Get off this post"? What? Am I physically sitting on my computer displaying your silly question? You would have done better to state simply to disregard it.
3. Philological jousting may indeed prove erudition but may fail to entertain.
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Is the end of the US Dollar's reign near? And is it Obama's fault as many claim, or was it years in the making?
The US became a net debtor nation under President Reagan. His deficits were the cause of it.
If the dollar's reign is at an end, it's been decades in the making.
Obama inherited the problem.
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What did the universe look like before ''the big bang''
the little toot?
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Rectumus rumbless! Nerdypreteenus coitus! What's the best fake Harry Potter incantation you can think of?
headus enflamblus
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My friend overdosed on heroin over the weekend. He lived, and I picked him up from the hospital. He moved back to his home state, but I'm scared for his life. What can I do?
Let him go. You are powerless over his using. All you can do is control your own actions and not the actions of another person.
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You can have anything that fits into a 12" by 12" box? What is it?
Schrodinger's cat
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What makes absolutely no sense to you?
zen
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If (when) a terrorist group uses nukes to hit 2 or 3 or 4 major US cities, then presents us with the ultimatum to withdraw from the Middle East and cut off aid to Israel, what alternative is there to complying?
Who are you? And what have you done with my friend the Blob?
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How did your parents embarrass you when you were a kid?
They were fundamentalists.
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Would you rather have a case of the creeps, the willies, or the heebie-jeebies, and why?
Give me the heebie-jeebies. I like the way it makes me shake.
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Have you ever contributed anything to Wikipedia?
Not personally. But the term wiki is hawaiian, meaning quick.
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Can you name a good looking person from the UK?
both of the Beckhams
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What does rain do best?
Make plants grow.
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I just read on the internet that Barack Obama looked kind of tired in Copenhagen!!! Why is he trying to destroy America like this!?!? </parody of Obama-hating loons>
lol. We all know he can't get tired. He's a lizard-alien and merely hypnotized all the people there into thinking he was tired.
Lizard aliens don't sleep.
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I say "snootloob", you immediately think ____________ (besides Illinois).
"goober"
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Guys - did you ever have a suit or sportcoat that was some uncommon shade, like light blue or green or pink, that, even back in 1984, was only good for about one weekend near Easter?
I had an orange one once. I wish I still had it.
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What fruit or vegetable would be the most horrifying one to become animated and attack you? No, they can't fly - that's not realistic - just roll over to you and bump you (eg, canteloupe) or crawl over and climb your legs (eg, green bean vines).
Ve need to talk about zis fathi...fazi...interest you have with vegetables.
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Would you eat vegetables if they moved around and squeaked while you were cutting them up? Well, they don’t, so eat up. But for the veggie it's just as bad being eaten as if it did squeak, so maybe you shouldn't, I dunno. Your thoughts?
I'm going to start calling the kitchen cabinet where I keep all the canned veggies the morgue.
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What does the Bible say about metrosexuals?
It's all in favor of goodlooking men.
Witness: the Book of Chad, ch. 1 v. 12: "And lo, the angel of the Lord came down and gave unto Chad tweazers."
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Ever feel like building a computer inside a deceased beaver? (link)
Really, that has never crossed my mind. Really.
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While dealing with the sever pain of having my legs broken, hit by a truck how do I avoid getting addicted to pain killers while going through many operations?
Talk to your doctor about your concerns, and take your medication strictly as prescribed.
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Would everyone check out the blog and give your opinion on this crap?
*sigh*
Well, pooper scoopers. There goes my anonymity.
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I live in an area that is called the bible belt. do you live in a place with a nick name and what is it (please)?
Technically, the Big Island is a nickname since the island's real name is Hawaii, the same name as the state, but we're also called the Rainbow Isle and the Orchid Isle.
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What are some good ways to get back a girl that has dumped you?
Buy a box of chocolate. Eat all the chocolate. Throw the box away. Call her and ask her if she cares.
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So has anyone figured out what type of accent does the Geico Gecko have ?? Brittish,Australian or New Zealand?
It's Australian.
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Do professional-level musicians gradually start to lose their instrument-playing skills when they turn 40 or 50 or something, or not until real old age sets in?
No. I predict you'll be able to play your kazoo well into your 90s or even longer.
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What is a word beginning with the letters "COM"?
communication
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What's gotten into you?!
I'm full of beans.
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In big cities, are there really unshaven perverts walking around in overcoats?
Why? Are you worried about the competition?
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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together, can you dig it?
Egg salad anyone?
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"Suby the COAT" is celebrating his 1 year Anniversary on Answerbag!!!! YAY!!! Would you please join me in CoNgRaTuLaTiNg him?
Happy Anniversary, Suby.
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On Lassie, did Timmy ever really fall down an abandoned mineshaft or well?
Now you're going to make me search YouTube for Lassie reruns all day instead of working.
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Are ye daft, laddie!?
Aargh, no (pronounced: new).
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If you grew up in the southern US and moved north, or vice versa, how hard was it to adapt? Do you still miss where you came from?
I grew up in Oklahoma. Leaving there was a good thing.
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When it turns out that 2012 is really just the dawning of the Age of Aquarius, where there's harmony and understanding, and sympathy and trust abounding, won't you feel a little silly for worrying about the end of the world?
Still, I'm gonna party like its 1999.
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Is it wrong to love a computer language?
It sounds like something Republicans would be against.
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Why are haiku, with syllable counts of 5-7-5, seen as an art form, while limericks, with syllable counts of 8-8-5-5-8, totalling twice the number of syllables, seen as mere doggerel?
There once was a man
Who called his home Nantucket
And there ends the tale.
Do you see how the simple rules of haiku spoils a perfectly funny limerick. I say, hooray for doggerel.
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Are there any Buddhist or Hindu televangelists? Do they have big hair, too?
They're much too serene to jump and yell like that.
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Have you ever seen or heard of a license plate for an American Indian nation? I recently saw a commercial truck license plate for "The Muscogee Nation".
Yes, they're all over Oklahoma.
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We have a mini fridge at work with no freezer, what are some good food options that I can store in a lunch bag with just an ice pack?
It sounds to me like you can take anything. Mayo is the thing that you have to watch out for. Put the freezer pack right next to the sandwich, and you'll be fine.
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Why don't atheists ever find images and writings in food? Would it help if they were more delusional?
I can type the word God. That must prove there is one.
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Which Grocery Store is closest to your home?
Island Naturals
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Have you ever lost your mind? How did you find it again?
meds
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What food takes longest to digest?
chewing gum
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What's wrong with "13th-stepping"?
In the early stages of recovery, anything that takes your mind off recovery jeopardizes it. Sex certainly does that.
Another way to look at it is that preying on the newly sober is not very sober behavior.
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What first comes to mind when you hear the words "mental hospital"?
a place I'd rather not be in
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I've run out of spontaneous, witty,and originally sarcastic question. What should I ask next?
Pick an obscure category and start asking questions there.
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How many people actually know the real you not just what you show on the surface but the real person underneath?
I show everyone the real me. Wearing a mask is much too tiresome.
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What's something YOU like to eat raw?
ahi tuna
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What is the worst name a parent can give to a baby?
There's actually a kid at my child's school names Abcde.
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Why don't they breed cats that act just like dogs?
What would we call it? A Dat? A Cog? Or just Joe?
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Is New Hampshire any different from Vermont?
Yes. One is narrow at the top and wide at the bottom while the other is the opposite.
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Have you ever known a bona fide pervert?
Only one. He had pointy hair.
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Is there any way to keep the little earpiece screw in my reading glasses from unscrewing and falling out every week or so?
Stop reading and doing other up close work requiring glasses.
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You're seated at a nice Fancy restaurant and the waitress delivers your food.........Naked. What do you do?
I like my food naked.
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Three times in a row in a Tarot reading I have had the Moon crossing The Hermit. Can anyone shed light for me on what this might mean? It's in a sort of love reading.
The Hermit lives alone. He follows a spiritual path to his own fulfillment.
The Moon denotes depression and change.
In my opinion, they signify continued solitude and feeling sad about that. Try to find the beauty in being alone and the fun that can be had.
And get out and meet someone new.
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Where do pixels come from?
A factory in southern India.
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How many chips could a chipmunk munk if a chipmunk could munk chips? Show your work.
What's munk?
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Do tourists in San Francisco sometimes expect the cablecars to behave like cars, and get squashed?
What? Is Godzilla in San Francisco these days trampling things?
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What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you at work?
Telling my boss that my new company van delivered by ferry fell into the bay when they were trying to move it onto the dock. It was April 1.
He appreciated the joke, but the insurance people he contacted in New York did not since they'd already started the paperwork. I think they really wanted the van to be gone.
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What would be a funny business name for a store that sells eyeglasses?
SPECKS-tacular
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Why have there been anti-trust suits against Microsoft for shipping Windows with IE? What does MS gain or others lose by use of IE?
Are you kidding? IE is plugged directly into the Illuminati's grid. Didn't you know?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I've turned 49, and now middle age is only 6 years away!!! What should I expect from my body from here on out?
Like the students at the local university tell me, "Dude, you're old."
What can you expect? Hopefully, you'll lose your hair. That point has got to go.
Functionality of all vital organs will be called into question at one point or another.
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If your house or apartment was kinda alive? And the walls had some hair sprouting from them and made noises? And there were a few eyeballs in the walls that looked at you and followed you as you walked by? Wouldn’t that be totally weird?
Yes, totally.
.
Hey.
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What's that on the wall?
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6 or 7 billion people, each of them "me" to him/herself. Why do you think that you’re more truly you than anyone else, or your dog? Or that your dog is more him or her than a doorknob, for that matter? OK, that’s silly, never mind that last part.
Seeing ourselves as separate individuals seems to make a lot of sense. I mean, I can see you there with your pointy hair, and I know that I'm not you. I can see the divide between us.
Who knows, maybe it's all just a function of language.
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What does the symbol of a whale tail mean in Hawaiian culture?
None that I know of.
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What's the first mostly red and gold flag (not necessarily national) or emblem that you think of?
for the San Francisco 49ers
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This question is for any tarot card readers and/or psychics. I was wondering how different one reading would be from the other? My question would be, What do you see for me in the next 12 months? And there seems to be some obstruction in my way path?
I asked the cards, “Give me a reflection on the next 12 months for ruseriousss.” These are what came up.
1. Page of Cups – Some new relationship will start for you in the next 12 months. Based on the other cards, I suppose this will be some type of professional relationship.
2. Five of Swords – You are picking up the pieces of some situation.
3. Nine of Swords...
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Has the US become wealthier under Barack Obama?
It's much too soon to tell.
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What are all the transportation options on the Big Island of Hawaii?
Rental cars are your best bet. There are tour buses. The public transportation is sparse and unreliable.
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If you're of a certain generation, you grew up watching certain cartoons? Which cartoons did you grow up w/?
Scooby Doo Where Are You?
:)
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Are relaxed cows more productive?
I've yet to meet an uptight cow, so I can't judge.
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How can we take the time to smell the roses?
I suggest meditation. Start by sitting quietly for just 3 or 4 minutes. Don't rock or drink something or smoke a cigarette. Just sit.
Gradually increase the time over many months.
The benefits are peace of mind, a feeling of centeredness, and clarity of purpose.
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Are there any tarot readers that can advise me on my career choice, love life, health, and etc..?
First, I asked the cards, "Give me a reflection on a career choice for Anonymous." I turned over the 7 of Pentacles. It shows a farmer watching a bush or vine where 7 ripe pentacles seem ready to harvest. Traditionally, this is not a card of farming, however. It has to do with money and finance. Look for job opportunities in that field.
Second, I asked the cards, "Give me a...
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Can you come up with a good name for the Patron Saint for Exotic Dancers?
Saint Polestra
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P g wodehouse novels are an ageless source of good humour sprinkled with wicked truths-do you agree
I agree. I love Jeeves and Wooster.
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What are the pros and cons of living on the Big Island of Hawaii?
The climate is the best reason to live here, but the cost of living is about 30% higher than on the mainland while wages are just the same as the mainland, so it's hard to make a living. That's a bummer.
The island is very rural, which is both a plus and a minus. It's peaceful, but very little to do sometimes.
Oh, and there are few regular jobs.
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How often are there earthquakes, tsunamis or other natural disasters on the Big Island of Hawaii? What is the likelihood of a serious natural disaster?
It's impossible to predict earthquakes. We have a very good tsunami warning system. Chances are very low that anything will happen during your trip here.
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What makes the Big Island of Hawaii better than the other islands?
We have some of the best beaches in the world including Hapuna and the beach at the Mauna Kea Hotel which is open to the public.
We have the world's largest astronomical observatories on top of Mauna Kea, and you can go to the visitor's center every night at 6:30 for stargazing through some really big telescopes. http://www.ifa.hawaii.edu/info/vis/
Restaurants on Oahu where...
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How close is Black Sands Beach (Hawaii) to a volcano? Does that district experience much vog?
There's more than one beach with black sand, but the most famous one on the southern side of the island is not in any danger of being overrun by lava any time in the foreseeable future. It doesn't get much vog there either.
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A swastika avatar wouldn't be acceptable, so why are hammer-and-sickle avatars acceptable? Communist regimes have had worse dictatorships than Nazi Germany, and have murdered many more people than the Nazis ever did.
We also don't want pointy hair that's like a middle pointy finger.
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Are you in touch with your inner vegetable?
You really don't want to hear about my assparagas.
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Whuh? Wha'd *I* do?
As your wife tells you plenty of times, "If you can't figure it out on your own, I'm not going to tell you."
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A.D. 2012 - massive solar flares bombard the Earth with radiation, causing widespread mutations! What would be a really cool one for humans to get?
Wings. I'd like to be able to fly.
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What's the cheapest way to go from one island to another in Hawaii? I'm trying to go from Oahu to the Big Island...
The only way to travel interisland is by air. "go!" Airlines usually has the cheapest tickets. Check their website and compare it to Hawaiian Airlines.
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Do you think that you're as happy as the average not-poverty-stricken citizen of your country was in 1820?
I live in poverty now, but I'm incredibly affluent compared to 90% of the world. I feel fine.
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If a Catholic Priest is attacked by muggers, is he allowed to bite?
Who's biting and who's being bitten?
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Why do liberals always have to confuse us with complicated facts?
Meh. So we like to use our brains. What's so bad with using brains?
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Would you eat a used teabag for £10?
If it's used and still damp, yes. If it's used and dried, then no.
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Would any of the Tarot Readers here mind giving me a reading? Thanks
I asked the cards "Give me a reflection on the past, present, and future for druebeall."
In the past, The Fool appeared. You have recently started something new or have begun some new phase of your life. You've made a change and now you're wondering how it's going to play out.
The present shows you to be surrounded by plenty of everything you need in the...
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What is one think that you said and wish you could take back?
I do.
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Who do you think has the best quality of life - the average Brit, German, or French person?
I'm putting my money on Pierre.
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What clothing are you most likely to wear in Hawaii?
an aloha shirt
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What do snails think about?
Before or after the human stepped on it?
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You have 2 guests in your home. During dinner, one guest excuses herself to the restroom. Several moments later, you find her rummaging through your refrigerator. How do you handle the situation?
I ask the guest in the kitchen to join us in the other room.
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This question does not exist.
Does the questioner?
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What comes first to your mind when you see this question with 916 points, other than trying to answer it? "Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?"(Sorry for using that question again)
I don't answer it, because the nearest book is a dictionary.
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Should I try to become a womanizer? I'm 25 and only have ever been with one woman (lasted 8 years). I've always treated women with respect but this just seems to make women want to be friends with me.
Be yourself.
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What does a pixel weigh?
Same as a Euclidean point.
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Do you still have one of those old-style mousepads that seem like they're about 1/4" or 5mm thick?
There are other kinds?
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If Shakespeare lived today would he be writing for the stage or for movies or --?
Very interesting question. He'd write for any medium that would get his work before the public.
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Dont be offended but how much do you earn in a year?
Not enough.
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I just got engaged :) Who whats to congratulage me?
Ho'omaikai! Congratulations! Enjoy the moment!
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Should school sports go ahead if it is raining?
That depends on what sport.
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Groups where you could share the stories you have written...this stories are written by non pro's and only means to share them and get help in improving them
Try critiquecircle.com.
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"Winter lay thick on the darkling peaks, and buried rich valleys beneath its weight. It was high summer on the plains below, but..." Does this inspire you to write anything? If so, can you share at least a couple paragraphs?
Winter lay thick on the darkling peaks and buried rich valleys beneath its weight. Unimaginably though it was high summer on the plains below, but Glymphorphanagkh of the Faerie Folk trudged along moaning from sore feet. Her broken wing would take at least a week to mend, and until then she was on constant look out for the dreaded enemy, the Llymphalica Toad, who could cover you with sweet...
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Hugh Jackman or Daniel Craig?
Both, please.
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So your s/o comes into the bathroom and catches you looking at yourself in a mirror, having just temporarily put green beans up your nose. What do you say to him or her?
"You should have seen me with the asparagus shoots."
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Do you think time moves slowly or quickly?
That totally depends on what I'm waiting for.
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Are New Mexico and Arizona really any different?
Yes, just look at the spellings, and you can tell.
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Did your parents cut your hair as a kid? Were you mortified by your appearance afterwards?
No, my parents always took me to the barber shop on the square in the little town where we lived. I used to sit on a board they put across the arms of the big porcelain chair. As I remember, I always got a buzz cut in the summer, but it was still really short the rest of the year, too.
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My wife has heard of markets where they leave one foot of a rabbit unskinned so people will know that they aren't trying to pass off a cat as a rabbit. Are the tastes really that similar?
KC has got some strange markets.
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What was the worst camping experience you ever had?
All of them.
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Why would someone not, go swimming at the beach?
fear
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How do I get home schooled? Is there any requirements?
The biggest requirement will come later in life when a prospective employer wants to see your high school transcript to know how you did in certain classes, or when you take the SAT to get into college.
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Why is it a bad idea to play chess drunk?
It's only good for your opponent.
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Would you love to retire on the water?
If you mean living on a boat, no. I like being near the water, but not living on it to that degree.
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What is darker than black?
the moment a person chooses suicide
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Does it get on your nerves when someone's entire question or answer is typed in all capital letters?
Yes, actually that does bother me. It's like shouting.
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As seasoned AB'ers, have you mellowed out since you first began, or are you still very passionate about your answers and comments?
I've pretty much mellowed out. I ask/answer questions in the categories I like, answer my friends' questions, and leave the rest alone.
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So do rats taste basically like squirrels, or what?
Why don't you try it and get back to us on that?
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Have you ever bought a very expensive item of clothing and then stained or tore it almost immediately?
I once bought a nice shirt on eBay and cut it opening the package. Luckily, it was in an inconspicuous spot near the hem, so I just patched it and tuck it in. Little harm done.
But you can bet that I'm extrememly careful opening itmes now.
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When your kids were babies, did they "talk" while you were feeding them baby food, like "mnyom, mnyom, mnyom"? Both of mine got louder and higher in pitch as the meal went on.
Yes. It was the spit it back out that made the most noise. Pphhhtttttttttthhh.
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Do fish barf?
Yes, they do. Think about that the next time you're at the beach.
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Have you ever been to Maui?
Many times, but not in the last few years.
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Have you ever owned a Rolex watch?
No, but I bought a Lorex watch for my dad from a street vendor in Indonesia once.
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How did you (or how do you think you will) act out for your midlife crisis? What I do is basically just wear my olive-drab army coat whenever I can.
Amorphous Blob was in the army?
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What was considered "middle-aged" in the Middle Ages?
For men, 18. For women, 12. For witches, 45, unless they got caught, then it was also 12.
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When was the last time you saw a grape and said "There you are, you bastard"?
Are you speaking of grape qua grape?
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Yeah, hi. So I was watching TV and the camera looked right at a mirror and I couldn't see myself! Am I a vampire?
Good heavens, yes. I'd better not get on your bad side.
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What do you do when you feel hopeless and empty and are going to do something stupid because of it?
I wash the dishes. I'm not kidding. Getting my hands in the sudsy water makes me feel better. I also talk to myself about washing the dishes. It gets my mind on precisely what I'm doing and off the squirrel running around inside my head.
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I had a doctor's appointment this morning to get the results of the bone scan from yesterday. I am CANCER FREE! Yayyyyy! Thank you, God! This doesn't mean it won't ever come back, but for now ... no more cancer! : D Will you help me celebrate? : ))
Wonderful news! Yay!
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And on a more serious note..... some one asked my star sign today. Told them, and then I was asked what influence was I born under...... How do I find this information out?
I seriously don't understand their question.
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Women can be called a peach or a hot tomato; are there any other vegetational terms for women? Are there any at all for men?
I've actually heard a man call his wife "cabbage" once.
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When you were a kid and your feelings were hurt, did you ever imagine yourself dying and your family feeling horribly sorry for how they’d treated you?
What do you mean "when you were a kid"?
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So what's kept electrons spinning or vibrating or whatever for the last 14 billion years since the big bang - magic? I don't think so.
They're spinning in anticipation of the excitement generated by your pointy hair.
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I'm doing an assignment on middle-adulthood ages 35-50...what are the main issues facing this age group?
expanding waist lines
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When is it NOT a good time or NOT a good place to spit?
In Singapore. It's illegal.
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I had an interview today, the doctors' wife interviewed me but he came in for a few questions as well. How should I address my thank you letter to properly include them both?
Address it to the person who you think will be the real decision maker. If that's the doctor, then address it to Dr. and Mrs. If that's the wife, then address it to her but mention that you wish to thank the doctor also.
Good luck!
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How did Daniel-san learn karate so fast in The Karate Kid?
It was time-lapse photography.
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How many people since 1750 really made the world *of today* very different from what it would have been without them? See my answer for more details about just what I mean.
Your question begs the question of whether great times make great people or great people make great times. I tend to lean toward the former.
Situations arise and breed great people to fill those roles necessary to carry out the great enterprises of the moment. It would thus be necessary to first look at the great events of the years since 1750. Then a look at the people who had a part in...
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I'm almost 49 - what are some good hobbies for old guys?
trimming nose hair
trimming ear hair
walking through the park with a cane
wearing shorts, colored socks, and sandals
wearing aloha shirts
wearing bow ties when a tie is called for
wearing your pants pulled up over your belly button
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Do sin taxes on products such as alcohol and tobacco help reduce consumption?
The expense of smoking was a contributing factor in why I quit.
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When is an awkward time to have your vehicle repossessed?
When you're picking your mother-in-law up at the airport.
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Wondering why I support National Health care? It's because private insurance does everything in it's power to deny coverage. Anyone agree? See link; Not an unusual story.
It's a heartbreaking and all-too-familiar story in the US. We have to acknowledge that it is not in the best interest of for-profit health insurers to pay for expensive medical procedures and will often deny those or simply cancel coverage.
It's also a shame that we don't seem to be able to have a civil discussion about the issue. The debate is too heated.
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Can you read peoples' minds?
Not if they're wearing their protective tin foil hats.
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Would you be as happy receiving a single Daisy as you would receiving a bouquet of Roses?
Yes, daisies are my favorite flower.
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Washer and dryer at home or laundromat?
I have a washer and a clothes line at home.
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Was the fortune teller right?
The psychic medium I talk to is never wrong. She can tell me small specific things that are in my dresser drawers at home. She's also told me many things that later proved true.
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The Union apprenticeghip i want to get into is accepting applications as of January 6, 2010. You have to apply, pass an interview, and then pass an exam....AND THEN hope that work opens up so you can start....Will I get in and be able to get in?
I asked the cards “Will Gina get the apprentice ship that she wants?” Here’s a rundown of the cards that came up.
1. Ace of Wands – This is a place of new beginnings, which bodes well for your wish.
2. The first card is crossed by the Ace of Disks – Disks represent the material world, so this crossing the other Ace is very good news indeed.
3. The crowning...
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Have you ever talked with a famous actor, athlete, or musician? Were they normal and cool, a jerk, or what?
I've met a few, and they were all quite nice.
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A novel from 1967 that my daughter's reading mentions a kid coming to a school Halloween party dressed as a pack of cigarettes. Is that horrible and shocking, or do you not get too worked up over PCish things?
In that era, it would have been funny. Now, no. But I wouldn't get too worked up about it being in a book from 1967.
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I grew up on an island and i've known my bestfriends since Kindergarten. Now I am off to College. I want to look for people that will remind me of my friends but I know I need something new. I am scared and extremely nostalgic! how do I deal?
Dear universe_speaks, do you have an interest or a club that you belonged to in high school. It might be a speech and debate club or a chemistry club. It doesn't matter what your interest is.
Colleges have these kinds of clubs, too. They have many more as well. Seek out a club that interests you and join. You will meet many people that way.
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Im a counselor and I had a really bad day at work to the point where I don't know what to think, to the point where I question my ability, does anyone have anything that can cheer me up?
Does this work?
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I have a problem with beer, im actually drinking now, is there a pill i can take that will make me not want to drink, cause its causing problems withs my life.
There are no studies that show any medication effectively treating alcoholism or drug addiction.
Try AA. What have you got to lose?
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Does taking vitamins make your pee yellow... like flourescent yellow?
Lots of vitamin C can do that.
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Should healthy people regularly take aspirin?
No, Keithold, I don't think there's any reason for a healthy person to take daily doses of aspirin.
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My neighbors are fighting, the guy is screaming, someones crying, and my floor is shaking because of whatever their doing, would I be wrong if I called the police?
It's time to call.
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Will the Democrats lose seats in the 2010 Congressional elections?
Will have to wait till 2010 to know for sure.
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If you owned a hot dog stand, what would you name it?
Freudian Slips.
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I love talking to happy people how about you ? (smiles and winks)
Nice smile.
Is that spinach?
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What's a good example of a major fashion faux-pas?
Have you checked the mirror lately?
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Have you ever been to an authentic pig roast where they buried a whole pig in a pit with hot coals?
Yes. We call the pit an imu, and the party is a luau.
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As a great man said, "If it's worth eating, it's worth eating fast." Agree or disagree?
What great man? Ronald McDonald?
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How would you react if you had a 12-year-old kid who began insistently insisting that s/he wanted to attend services for and convert to some belief that you're definitely not (Catholic, Pentecostal, Mormon, Muslim, Jewish, whatever)?
I would insist they understand why I would deny their request.
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Would you exchange your current life (past, present, and future) for the life of a person who was extremely happy, loving, loved, and fulfilled, but who died in 1890? (No, you don't get to go back to be in that life "now" - it's over.)
Do I get to wear a top hat? Then yes.
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What do you feel as you look up at a starless sky
When's the rain going to start?
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What is a kick ass name for my female baby bearded dragon.. she has orange and yellow highlights on her sides and face :)
Liz
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You've just dazed off at the wheel and hit a pedestrian going 50mph, you are on a dirt road in the country with no buildings or cars for about 10 miles, what now?
I stop and help the pedestrian.
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My life is a complete mess i am approaching 30 i have no job no friends never had a relationship. Members of my family have drink problems, one has even died from drink, and now ive developed a dependency on it. It blocks out the pain please help
Try AA. It's free, and it's proven to work for millions of people around the world.
Check your local phone book to see if they have a number in your area, or google AA.
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What is the best time of year to visit Hawaii?
Any time is good really, but it does rain more during the Northern Hemisphere's winter time.
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What's the SSI monthly rate in Hawaii for an "unnassisted residential living facility"? It has many resources and services, but no medical people (docters etc) on site. What does this fall under for SSI? How much would someone living there get each month?
Call Social Security directly. They're very helpful.
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Are you ready to accept death any moment?
Not really.
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Do you believe in the Loch Ness monster? Why or why not?
Yes.
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To be or not to be, IS that the question?
It's life or death. What other question is there?
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Bipolar disorder is a long life illness or not?
I don't believe that the answer is known for sure, but I've heard that bipolar is lifelong.
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Would you move to another country for love?
Oh yes.
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How did you make all that money?
It's easy. I bought Boardwalk and Park Place and then put houses and built them up to hotels.
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Just because an experience paralells delusional experiences doesnt mean that the experience is delusional, right?
No, but since it's parallel, the two will never meet.
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Is it possible to be delusional and not mentally ill?
Yes, I see it on Fox all the time.
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Is it possible a delusional experience could be real?
To many bipolars, schizophrenics, and borderline personality disorder types, yes.
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What flavor of candy would be awful?
Toe nail clippings would make a bad flavor.
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Have you ever been to an AA/NA...ect meeting?
AA - many, many times
NA - never
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School's starting! My 9-year-old is wearing her 2-way-radio-equipped crash helmet, knee & elbow pads, and eye protection, and has two bottles of hand sanitizer and 4 embedded microchips. What other precautions should I take to avoid disaster?
You should get therapy and learn not to be so overprotective.
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Would you be able to look at a collection of color swatches and distinguish crimson from vermillion, chartreuse from lime, turquoise from aquamarine from cyan, fuschia from magenta?
Oh no, another test.
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What foods are you afraid of?
sea slugs
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When you were (or are) a kid, did you ever have any grandparents living with you?
No, they lived on their own. Well, I had an aunt who lived with grandma, but they never lived with us.
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Do you call those little (usually) yellow sticky notes "sticky notes" or "Post-it notes"?
Sticky notes.
Do they stick to an amorphous blob?
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Can anyone offer some free psychic or clairvoyant help? I'm dealing with a friendship/relationship problem that is causing me to be extremely depressed and almost suicidal.
I am very sorry to hear about your relationship problem. Please, take this free help and seek help from a doctor since it is upsetting you so much. You need a physician's care right now, not a psychic's.
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Is it fraud when a car salesman changes your numbers in order to get a lower interest rate for you through the bank?
Yes.
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How did the writer of Genesis know 3,500 years ago that the earth was once completely covered by water during its development? (before life emerged)
The writer was wrong. The Earth has never been completely covered by water.
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If someone gives someone else a DR, does it make them pregnant?
Oh, yes, I'm sure of it.
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I have fallen in love with someone on AB. He won't get back to me. Do you think he might think I'm a stalker?
Skeeter, I had no idea you cared that much.
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What is a more eloquent way of saying "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"?
nonlethal challenges strengthen you
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How can I delete my profile on answerbag?
Go to your profile page and try taking out your email address.
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Do you like cheese?
I love the stuff.
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What do YOU believe in strongly?
Not typing in all capital letters.
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What is your proudest accomplishment so far this year?
I've flossed almost every day.
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Should I dress up as a short bus this halloween? :D
Like the movie? You could just go nude.
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Has anyone recently purchased a new computer? I'm considering this one because I mainly come to AB, upload photos, and play cds. Will you give me your opinion?
Looks like a great computer to me.
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What are some ways to give back to the community?
volunteering at the library is good
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What do you like better walnuts, or pistachios?
Pistachios
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What is the most offensive song you have ever heard?
Pick up any hymnal. They're full of them.
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I am working on a chart for a Gemini Sun subject. Trying to guess at rising sign. This subject often tilts head to the left. Can any other astrologers out there tell me if they know if this characteristic is related to a specific sign? Thanks.
Honestly, the tilting could be for a million different reasons, but my GUESS is that it has something to do with hearing. Look at the air signs.
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First of all, how do you tell what type of Libra you are? Second, what does it mean to be an air sign?
I'm not sure about your first question, but air signs are more about communication and intellect.
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What’s the lamest "fun" event your workplace ever had? (Think "Hawaiian Shirt Friday" in the movie Office Space.)
So ...
... you think Aloha shirts are lame, huh?
Wanna make someting of it?
Like a luau?
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When you were a little kid, did you ever have any aged grandparents who would pat you to show affection, but do it way too hard?
No, my grandmothers were very gentle.
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How do you like them apples? And where did that phrase come from?
I like them in pie, and it comes from my Aunt Myrtie.
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Kangaroos don't emit the greenhouse gas methane (unlike cows) - should we all start getting used to the taste of rooburgers?
My mouth is watering already, mate.
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Myfirstname.mylastname@gmail.com and myfirstinitial.mylastname@gmail.com are already taken :-( ... what can I add to my name to make a good professional-sounding email address?
Get your own domain in your own name, then make your email this:
iam@<mynamehere>.com
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What would you do if you saw elephants at the beach?
Go home and take my meds.
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What's something that you always tell yourself to be sure to do next time, but just somehow don't do, making you want to kick yourself and utter loud howls of frustration? Eg, not putting your keys where you can find them.
Amorphous bolb's need keys?!?
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If it was discovered during a checkup that your skull was filled with pancakes but that they posed no danger, would you want them arthroscopically removed just because the idea of having pancakes in your head kind of freaked you out?
Since an amorphous blob has no head, where would its pancakes be lodged?
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Have you ever been anywhere that a large percentage of people didn't like living there?
No, I've never been to Kansas.
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Are pancakes Nature's perfect food?
Pancakes - No
Pineapple pancakes - YES!
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Do you think my invention would sell? It's a battery-powered (or plug it into the lighter socket) hands-free (mouth-held) toothbrusher for drivers. Includes gentle rotating brushes, spit reservoir, and refreshing minty spray.
The vibrations would cause too many excited drivers to weave around the road, making accidents more likely.
Of course, in Kansas, there's only one car on the road at a time, so it wouldn't matter there.
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How do I keep my wife from picking the lock on the cage that I keep her in?
I recommend baling wire and lots of it.
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Health care reform: Is it even possible to have a reasoned debate about real potential issues, or has it become too polarized and the issues become too hysterical?
Wait until after Congress reconvenes in September. I believe that a lot will have changed in the next 2 weeks. The extremes are so polarized now that I think the middle will prevail.
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Are you an alcoholic? Do you still drink?
Yes. No.
Sober 10 years.
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Does everyone want to write a book? if so do you think it will do well?
Not only do I want to write one, I am actively writing one.
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Just totally theoretically, if a guy kept chickens in his house, what would be the chances that they could actually murder him in his sleep if they took a mind to? Goats?
You ought to be worried about beagles.
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Impending water crisis in India, desertification & pollution in China... how long can these nations keep developing with diminishing resources and over a billion people each?
Who are you and what have you done with Amorphous Blob?
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Did you or somebody you knew have big rockstar hair circa 1979?
No
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Look in a mirror while doing your best alluring "come hither" look. Was it pretty good, pathetic, or somewhere in between?
I'm doing it now. Can you see me? What do you think?
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Did you move from one country to another? (Where to where, and why?)
I've moved from the US to Japan back to the US back to Japan to England to France back to the US back to Japan back to the US to Singapore to Thailand to Australia and finally back to the US.
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Tarot Readers: Can you tell me what's in store for me and my love life over the next few months
I asked the cards, “Give me a reflection of DukeG’s love life over the next few months.”
The card in the present position is the Emperor (IV). Here’s a fellow in charge of all he surveys. He’s sitting on a throne wearing a crown and expensive robes, but visible under those robes is armor. He’s ready for battle at the same time. In my mind, this card...
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Tarot Readers: Any insight into my career path for the next 6 months?
I asked the cards, “Give me a reflection of the next 6 months’ career path for always searching,” and I laid out 3 cards.
The first card I pulled was the 9 of wands and represents the present. Eight of the wands are planted firmly in the ground in a type of fence or fortification. A man holds the ninth wand ready to use it for his defense at any moment. You are in a good...
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What is your reaction when someone said "Welcome to this gay party"?
Great. I'll fit right in.
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How much cash do you have on you right now? Plastic money, dont answer.
$101.10
No kidding.
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Angel is going to a party is now a sage. Who would like to join me at an angels and devils party in her honour?
I'll come to that party. Does it matter it I'm dressed as an angel or a demon?
Congratualtions!
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Do you know anybody who says "Arrghh!"? (With a pronounced pirate-like "r", not the British-ish "augh".) I've said it since childhood, but never met anybody else who did until I met my wife.
Is that the first thing that attracted her to you?
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Are London and Seattle comparably rainy?
It rains more here in Hilo: 130"/year.
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Which religion does your pet behave like? I think of beagles as Sufis because of the way they radiate love and peace and bliss but sometimes go into a dance of joy like at walk time.
Since I don't have a pet, I live vicariously through your tales of Stanley. I'm glad he's chosen such an effusive religion. Have you dressed him up in a dervish dress yet?
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What pet name have you ever had or heard used that cracks you up when you think of it?
Some people down the street had a chihuahua named OhNo. It was hilarious to hear them calling, "OhNo! OhNo!"
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Can you name a band that time forgot, but you remembered?
Hank Snow and the Sons of the Pioneers.
And they're best forgotten, if you ask me.
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What is your favourite outfit?
Just look at my avatar and you'll know.
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Ok i made a fack account online to text my bf and his going on with it he thinks im and old friend back from highschool, that likes him and i ask him things like when are you going to break up with your girl he response not right know what does he mean?
What does he mean?
What do you mean by manipulating him into the situation by lying and conniving?
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Do you enjoy witty banter?
Yes, indeedy.
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Give me a word with all vowels in it?
A
I
Aiea - a town on Oahu
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For the Republican party's rebranding, what would be more slow and cumbersome than a hippo logo nicknamed Crit?
Funny comic strip. Thanks.
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Why is Sarah Palin a shill for fear against public healthcare?
She quit her day job.
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How much are bananas a pound in your area?
You pay for bananas? They don't grow in your yard?
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Suppose If Mirror Was Not Invented & I Ask U To Describe How Ur Face Looks How Wud U Describe ....?
I'd describe it by touch.
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Can you prove that the bible is the word of God? If not, then why should anyone pay attention to it?
Ques. #1: No.
Ques. #2: I don't. I can't speak for everyone else however.
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How do you make sure a question of yours ends of on the home page?
The first thing I do is type in the question. The second thing I do is click the submit button. The thrid thing I do is sit back and let the games begin.
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Do you have a candle that smells so good you wish you could wear it?
Are you trying to tell me that it's not okay to rub a candle on my neck and wrists?
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What do you think of Little Debbie? its amazing how this bakery started small in Collegedale, Tennessee and is now known nationwide. ok, whats your favorite Little Debbie?
Those oatmeal creme cookie things. I could eat a whole box.
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Anyone remember slim in a green garbage can? What is something they no longer have that you had when you were a kid?
Candy whistles made out of wax, and if you ask me, we're better off without them.
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Do you ask the waiter for recommendations at a restaurant?
Yes, especially if I want fish.
;)
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You buy a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and a loaf of bread. how much will this cost you in your area?
Around $11 (US) at the cheapest store in town for the lowest quality available.
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I am so tired of this century. I wish I had been born 40 years earlier-around 1921. It was a better time. Can I borrow your time machine and what time do you want to live in?
Um ... 1921 wasn't 40 years ago.
It was almost 90 years ago, and the world was reeling from the effects of World War 1.
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Would you rather be a comet or an asteroid?
comet
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If you have some interior decorating taste, do you ever get a little frustrated with someone you know (ie, a guy) who can’t see the subtle hints of violet or green in the paint, and insists that it's just beige?
I don't blame you at all for your lack of refinement.
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Can Rock & Roll change the world? And would you want it to?
I can't answer one way or the other about Rock 'n Roll, but I believe that music can change the world.
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Have you ever been asked to leave a place of business because of your behavior or dress?
What's the matter with the way I dress?
Have you ever been asked to leave because of your pointy hairdo?
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Do toilets in Australia flush backwards?
What do you mean? Are you asking whether they spew their content all around instead of letting it go down?
I've lived in Australia, and I can firmly tell you that they work just like toilets everwhere else work.
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Want some facts about US health care reform? Check answer.
8 ways reform provides security and stability to those with or without coverage
Ends Discrimination for Pre-Existing Conditions: Insurance companies will be prohibited from refusing you coverage because of your medical history.
Ends Exorbitant Out-of-Pocket Expenses, Deductibles or Co-Pays: Insurance companies will have to abide by yearly caps on how much they can charge for...
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In the 2003 Medicare prescription drug bill 204 GOP House members and 42 GOP Senators voted for counseling for end-of-life issues and care. You know the very thing they are calling "death panels"? Are you tired of GOP lies and fear mongering yet folks?
Yep, I'm tired of it.
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What's happening behind your back?
My fan is blowing.
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I have been sober for almost 3 weeks, going to a lot of AA meetings. Trying to do everything right. Had to stop before I lost everything I hold dear (Kids, Home, Wife job etc.) Now that I'm sober I find that I am angry very often. Is this normal?
Yes, it's normal. I know this is a strange thing to suggest: eat chocolate. Really. Alcohol is a sugar, and you need to replace it. So, you have permission to eat all the chocolate you want.
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If you have a dog that pounces on dropped food, what foods WON'T s/he eat?
I don't have a pet, but I recently went to a cook-out where the dog wouldn't eat dropped hot dogs. I kid you not. I was flumaxed.
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Can you say the words "Sure, I could be wrong about [my most cherished religious or spiritual beliefs (or non- or anti- beliefs)], I just don't think so" without feeling nervousness or even a little fear? If not, why do you think that is?
Yes, I have certain spiritual beliefs, but they might be wrong.
Now, my beliefs on the value of sea slugs on the other hand ... Don't get me started on that one.
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Better Fred than _________?
an amorphous blob.
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Are there all-vegetable-based dog & cat foods? Are these for sale to vegetarian pet owners, or do some animals need them for dietary reasons, or what?
Try feeding some to Stanley. I bet he'd just go out a eat a bunny or something.
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Do warmer climates lead to a reduction in morals? ( ;-) )
I beg your pardon? Indubitably, no.
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Has anyone ever referred to you as "a brick house"? Do you think of yourself as a brick house?
No, but today I feel like an outhouse that's been dumped on.
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If you could warn the ten year old version of yourself about one thing; what would it be?
Be yourself, no matter what.
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Should the United States of America have a single President; why not an odd number of "leaders"?
We have an odd number of equal branches of government: three. There's the legislative branch, the executive branch, and the judicial branch. All branches are our leaders.
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I personally believe that these 'out of control' health care protest help the democratic movement, to a moderate like myself it shows the inability for the republican party to engage in civil discourse and compromise. What do you think?
Only time will tell, but in the meantime, I truly hope their tactics do not succeed. We are in desperate need in the US for substantial health care reform. The "out of control" protests are frightening.
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Did you ever have a high school English or Literature class that wasn't extremely boring?
There's no reason to capitalize literature in your question.
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Do you know anybody who says "Oy!"? (In a Yiddish sense, not the British 'Oi!'.)
Now I do: you.
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Which large-ish mammal do you dislike the most? Besides people. (For me, it's chimps. I *know* I’m supposed to like 'em, but I just think they're horrifyingly butt-ugly and scary.)
Silver-back mountain gorillas. They look like they'd as soon tear me limb from limb as look at me.
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If you did something heinous and the judge sentenced you to take up, as a hobby, either skydiving or scrapbooking, which would you choose?
definitely skydiving.
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Shakespearily speaking, would you rather be a droning guts-griping measle, a pribbling tardy-gaited wagtail, a beslubbering flap-mouthed moldwarp, or a reeky bat-fowling mammet?
My favorite is "barbermonger." I know that's not in your list, but I still like it best. It's from King Lear.
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Have you ever added a comment to a blog that said only "First!"?
What's your blog?
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Have you ever known anyone who moved to Los Angeles or New York to break into show biz or theater? Did they ever get any parts?
I have friends on both coasts in the business. One is successful. The others, not so much.
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Have you ever gone to a real live honest-to-gosh Friday night Wisconsin Fish Boil? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_boil)
No, but I've been to a Seattle clam boil. That was fun and yummy.
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I have hallucinations and day dreams, and sometimes the day dreams seem so real i start to act in them. Why does this happen?
I'm not a doctor, so I don't know why.
I urge you to see a doctor soon.
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Are you a "Pacifist" ... or a "Pass-a-fist" ...?
You left out Pacific Islander.
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How do you make a mountain out of a molehill?
By piling it on one shovel full at a time.
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Defiant response to health protests from Dingell. Do you think Rep. Dingell is right to press on or shuld he let people shout him down> See LINK:
As the article pointed out, Rep. Dingell is correct in asserting that the protests weaken the democratic process by limiting civil discussion.
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How do I go about getting tickets to Japan (from US) should I go through a travel agent or wing it myself? Appox. how much do TA's cost?
You can get the tickets yourself, if you know what you're doing. However, if it's your first time, then you probably want to use a travel agent. They don't cost you anything. They get a fee paid by the airline not you.
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Do you find Australian accents sexy?
Absolutely, yes.
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
*snore*
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Do you ever feel like, well, you're not in any rush to die or anything, but maybe you won’t be too sorry to miss what society is degenerating or mutating into?
Why do you think I live in Hawaii.
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Guys - 2 questions. Have you ever worn a brief Speedo-style swimsuit? And, for $200, would you wear one to a get-together where there was lots of swimming and standing around in your swimsuit?
No, I've never worn an itty-bitty Speed-o, but yes, I'd wear one to a get-together for $200.
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When you went into college, did you know what you wanted to major in? (My niece, soon to be a sophomore, still doesn't know, which just doesn't compute with me.)
No, but I knew it would be something dramatic like politics or history.
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If you get to see all of your dead forebears after you die, does this include ape-men from 5 million years ago and ratlike critters from 50 million years ago? At what point does your great-great-etc grandma become a varmint that wants to bite you?
I think it's limited to homo sapiens.
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If claw-footed bathtubs were alive, would they be nice, or would they try to rip you apart with their claws? What would they eat?
They would eat humans with pointy hair.
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If you were a small but sentient rodent, which animal would you fear the most? I think that a huge flat expressionless cat face with needle-sharp teeth would be the most horrifying.
I'd be horrified of anything with pointy hair on top.
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Does beige go with every other color?
Yes, beige is the wallflower of the color world.
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In 8th grade Science class (1973-4 school year), they showed us a slideshow about the mechanics of the sex life of pigs as sort of an attempt at Sex Education (honest). What, if anything, did your school do?
They used charts made in the 50s showing the reproductive organs of men and women. It was not very entertaining.
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If you were to eat a Sunday edition of The New York Times, would there be enough ink on it to poison you?
Try that.
If we never hear from you again, we'll assume the answer was yes.
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Can i visit a tarot reader while i am pregnant? Will there be any evil or forces that could harm my unborn baby?
Tarot is not evil.
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Do you like the taste of any beverages better out of a can than out of a bottle or on tap?
I drink mine straight out of the coconut.
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Do "progress bars"fill from right to left when using Windows in Arabic or Hebrew?
And are they vertical in Chinese?
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Aren't you glad that your dog doesn't mope around because they think that a dog of the opposite sex doesn't know they exist or doesn't want to be buddies with them any more?
Is Stanley a happy-go-lucky sort of fellow?
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What would be a really silly thing to have a patron saint of, besides breakfast sausages?
St. Clementine of Old School Songs
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What's a saying or cliche that contains a type of animal, eg, "Let sleeping dogs lie"?
2 birds in hand beats 1 in the bush.
My favorite: let sleeping sharks lie.
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Which of Shakespeare's plays make mention of starlings?
Hotspur mentions them in "Henry IV, Part I" (act 1, scene 3).
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Do any of Shakespeare's plays mention firearms?
Cannons are mentioned in many plays including "Hamlet."
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Have you ever lost a book?
Nope
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What are some Middle Eastern contributions to Western civilization?
writing
algebra and higher mathematics
3 religions
and more
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I'm going on a tour of the world visiting cool AB people. Who should I visit first?
Aloha, come on over. The luau starts soon.
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Why are sum ppl so up themselves that they dnt botha tryin to get to no ppl b4 goin and makin assumed assumptions..
Beg pardon?
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Should a member of AA (newly returning) listen to his sponsor to not stay married because he (member 51 yrs old) did not ask his sponsor permission to marry in the first place? I personally think it is between the couple and God not the sponsor to dictate
Val Gal said it correctly. The sponsor's job is to help guide the person through the 12 steps. The sponsor is not a marriage counsellor.
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Are you a particle or a wave? Would you change if you could?
It completely depends on how you observe me.
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Do people in northern Germany eat Hamburgers?
Cannibalism? Eek!
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Are you now, or have you ever been, as corny as Kansas in August?
I ate popcorn last night. Does that count?
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Do you pronounce the days of the week as Sundee, Mondee, Tuesdee, etc? If so, where are you from?
No, and you can't make me.
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Have you ever had a temporarily persistent muscle twitch one on your face that people noticed?
What are you trying to tell me?
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Do you believe in tarot cards and there readings?? I just got mine done and it isnt looking to hot..Why or Why not do you believe?? (please keep the religious answers out of this because i already know what God says about this topic..Thanks!)
I believe that tarot cards have the ability to open ourselves to inspiration and intuition that might be blocked.
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What are the lyrics to the state song of Hawaii?
Hawaiʻi ponoʻī,
[Hawaiʻi's own true sons,]
Nānā i kou mōʻī,
[Be loyal to your king,]
Ka lani aliʻi,
[Your country's liege and lord ]
Ke aliʻi.
[The chief.]
Hawaiʻi ponoʻī,
[Hawaiʻi's own true sons, ]
Nānā i nā aliʻi,
[Look to your chiefs, ]
Nā pua muli kou,
[The children after you, ]
Nā pōkiʻi.
[The young. ]
Hawaiʻi...
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What is a good antidepressant medication to relieve anxiety? My doctor doesn't wants to go with antidepressants for me verses other treatment, and therapy. However, therapy DOES NOT HELP! I can't take it anymore. PLEASE HELP!
I'm only a patient, not a doctor, but as far as I know antidepressant do not relieve anxiety. They relieve depression.
There are medications to relieve anxiety, and many of them are habit-forming. So doctors are reluctant to use them.
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Is it ever wise to bite off more than you chew?
Not when you're alone. You might swallow it whole and choke, and then there'd be no one there to do the Heimlich maneuver on you.
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Where can I find a lawyer who specializes in Canadian Immigration?
Google it. Seriously.
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Can anyone create a haiku using a rubber ducky as theme?
Rush of bath water
Rubber ducky bobs and flips
Derriere is up
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What is something you might see at Wal-Mart?
fat people
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If you're a guy, do you sometimes hear women claim that a regular old white or beige wall has violet or orange or green tints in it, and suspect they're just playing a practical joke on you?
I only believe them at sunrise or sunset.
Oh, and maybe every 5th Tuesday.
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Who's the patron saint of Answerbagging?
St. Hilarius of Arles: look him up.
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Has your car ever started rolling away without you in it?
Yes, but someone else was driving it.
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What's that mouse doing in here?
Is that ... the macarena?
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If you could, would you snap your fingers and change all firearms in the world to bows & arrows?
I wonder what I would do with that type of power. Hmm. Dunno.
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What do you avoid like the plague? These days, does anyone really even avoid the plague like the plague?
The section about rabbits on AB. Those questions are disgusting.
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Have you ever considered a bow & arrow for home-defense purposes?
Yes, but only on alternating nights.
You figure out which nights are the alternating ones.
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If you ponder your conception, do you identify yourself more as the cell corresponding to your gender (sperm/egg)? (I've always identified more w/ the sperm cell, and it's weird to think that I was originally just as much egg cell as sperm cell.)
Have you been watching those old reel to reel movies from high school health class again?
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I’m confused - does Microsoft love us or not? They *say* they’re doing what's best for us, but, I dunno, it just seems like kind of a sick relationship sometimes.
It's not sick. It's dysfunctional.
Now eat your oatmeal.
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If you found out that you were Hitler in a previous life, how bummed out would you be?
Blechgh fluerp!
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Is it still nice when it rains in Maui? When its 87 degrees?
Yes, it cools things down.
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Are there ever any deaths from wild animal attacks in Europe?
2 Christian brothers from the former Yugoslavia were recently convicted of burning over 100 Muslims alive, so the answer to your question is yes.
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When a cursor is blinking, where does it go between one appearance and another?
nirvana
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Do you think that this question needs a little work, maybe a theme or a point? Do you have any ideas for improving it?
Nope, I think it's fine just the way it is.
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My wife can't distinguish the Korean alphabet characters from Chinese characters or from the Japanese alphabets. I find this shocking. Can you?
Simple answer, yes.
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After a session of Answerbagging, do you feel invigorated or do you just want to lie on your back and smoke a cigarette?
Depends on whether or not I've been in the AB4Adults section or not.
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What is the wierdest mascot that you can think of (aardvark)
ant
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What impact does having a good teacher have on students?
My 6th grade teacher was great. She told us about all the places she'd lived all over the world, and it opened my eyes to the variety of human cultures.
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What would you name a pet worm?
wiggles
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What would you do if I sent you a virus on your computer?
Un-friend you.
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Chemotherapy the vomiting loss of energy the constant pain loss of hair is it really worth it if it's only a chance I'll survive.
That's a difficult choice you have to make with your doctors and family. My mother chose to go through it and has lived cancer free for over 10 years. I know other people who've been through it, and when cancer reappeared, they opted not to go through it again.
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The kids want to name our two hens,any suggetions?
Lunch and Dinner.
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What would you serve for a Christmas in July dinner?
In the Northern Hemisphere, I'd serve hot dogs and hamburgers, and down in the Southern, I'd cook a turkey.
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Why do I get friend requests from people who never answer my questions or leave any comments anywhere? who are you people??? why do this?
I get them, too, and check the user's + ratings. That always tells me whether or not to add them as a friend.
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Where do you keep or store all the instruction manuals for all your stuff?
In the round file.
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Would you like to live in Cairns NQ
I visited there once and liked it. I wouldn't mind living there.
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The other day I did some work for my father and he was eatting these cherries....they were red and yellow colored...similar to an apple...anyone know what type of cherries these are? they are the diameter of a quarter and they do have pits in the center.
I think they're called Rainier cherries.
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If you had to live in the world of some novel, what would it be? (Lord of the Rings? Sense and Sensibility?)
The Discworld Series by Terry Pratchett.
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Who would win a fistfight - Charles Dickens or William Shakespeare?
I'm going to bet on Shakespeare. He wrote about all those battles and sword fights, so he must have known a thing or two.
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If your kids are youngish (or when they were), did you have them call adults by their last names ("Ms. Smith") or first names ("Mr. Dave"), or did you lose the "Ms." & "Mr." altogether?
Here in Hawaii, we use aunt and uncle a lot together with the first name. We use it even with non-family members. So my kids called lots of people Aunt This or Uncle That.
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What ingredients do you think are a must to always have in your kitchen?
Spam
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Have you ever reported suspicious activity to the proper authorities?
Hey! What're you up to?
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Do you think if there is some kind of failure in life ,commiting suicide is a good thing to do?
Suicide is the permanent solution to a temporary problem.
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I've lost 10" off my waist in about 10 months. Can I get an "ATTA BOY!"?
Atta boy!
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Do you know anybody who's such a poor listener that s/he ignores whole sentences of yours, and often starts talking on top of you, 3 seconds into your sentence? I've worked with a couple, about drove me crazy.
Hmm? What did you say?
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Have you ever adopted a hobby and spent money on it, then abandoned it?
I'm eternally grateful that AB is free.
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Do you like orange or red better?
reddish orange
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Have you ever talked to a brick wall?
Are you listening to me?!
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What's the biggest Hawaiian volcano?
Mauna Loa
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What would you do if chi were flammable?
I've been to some Korean restaurants where the chi made my mouth burn.
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What do you feel strongly indifferent about?
Whether or not you get fired for your pointy hair.
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What was the last thing you said that went without saying, and why did you say it?
"You need a haircut." You've got a funny pointy thing sticking up in the front.
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Can you name the 4 major islands of Japan?
From north to south, they are Hokkaido, Honshu, Shikoku, and Kyushu.
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If you live in a US state where your political party has a caucus instead of a primary election, have you ever attended one? What was it like?
I attended the Democratic Party caucus in 2000, because our favorite son, Obama, was running, and it was mayhem. There were over 1000 people in a room that was made to hold about 300.
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With how many twerps do you come in regular contact?
Only one: you.
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A question for a Tarot reader.. what is the meaning of the Devil card from the 1JJ Swiss deck, it depicts a female sat crying with the Devil stood over her, in relation to a new relationship i have just entered into. there are no chains as
I'm unfamiliar with the 1JJ Swiss deck, but I can tell you what the devil card means to me.
It represents physicality at the expense of spirituality. It has to do with sex. It can represent pure physical fun and frolicking.
The way you describe the card, however, leads me to believe that the female subject in the card is overwhelmed by the forces that surround her. Those forces are...
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Has anybody ever asked you how you were and you looked at them with a neutral expression on your face and said "I am operating within established parameters"?
I'll try that today. Of course, I never go out.
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What's the best white elephant gift you've ever received or given? (Our group of friends is passing around a dried bull scrotum on a stand every holiday party.)
By the time it was dried, that was not a bull.
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What's the most outrageous thing you'd do for a crisp shiny new five-dollar bill / five pound note?
Answer one of your questions.
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Who invented the cursor, anyway? Does he get royalties every time one blinks?
And did the same person invent the little bitty hand?
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Do any ethnic groups or languages besides Chinese and Koreans put the family name first, followed by the person's name?
Japanese
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Which tarot card would you least like to see in a reading?
That's an interesting question. Thanks, keithold.
I really can't say that there is one I would least like to see. All the cards serve a purpose, and their meanings are not nefarious.
Often times, the cards that have a negative outlook point to our fear of the thing represented by the card. It doesn't necessarily mean that something bad is going to happen to us. The card is...
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Tarot readers, could you please draw some cards and tell me whats in the near future for me? Thanks
I asked the cards, "Give me a reflection on the near future for Anonymous." I pulled one card.
2 of Cups
This is the highest card of relationship. You will soon meet a person who will become very important in your life. This may be a romantic or a business interest. In either event, the effect will be dramatic.
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Hi, new to the site, Is "Kiwigirl" still doing tarot readings?, I would love one if you are, THANKS!
Ask a question in the Tarot section, and it will get some serious responses and some irreverent ones, too.
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Why can't I have been Dan Fogelberg? Except for the already-having-died part. It just doesn't seem fair!
Whizzzzzz! That's the sound of my hand rushing through the air over my head.
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How well do you think current-day animals would survive back in dinosaur times? (I don’t see any reason why many wouldn't do just fine.)
Cats would fare the best.
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What's the last thing you did that you wouldn't have done if the Pope had been watching?
I can't think of a thing. I don't really worry about what the Pope thinks about me.
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When you were little, did you like pajamas with feet in them? I never did like the feel of them.
I'm surprised you can remember back that far.
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How do you beat an alcohol addiction with no money or time for a professional therapist/counseling?
A.A. has worked for me for over 10 years, and it's completely free.
http://www.aa.org/?Media=PlayFlash
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If you had the power to make things permanently disappear just by thinking about them, would you work w/ your national gov't? What! Not even to make North Korean and Pakistani nukes and facilities disappear?
Why not wish away all nukes?
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Did you ever have more of something than you could shake a stick at? What were they? About what percentage of them did you get the stick shaken at before your arm gave out?
There are more questions here on AB than I can shake a stick at right now.
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Who would win a fight - a Hindu holy man or a Reformed Rabbi?
That depends entirely on what kind of fight it is and what they're fighting about.
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What was your last "brush with the law"?
A speeding ticket in 2003.
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What's the biggest or worst (or wurst, har har) food item you've ever sat on?
chocolate cake
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Wouldn't it be cool to live next door to Jet Li? And call him up any time and say "Hi, Jet, it's me. Ya wanna hang out?"?
It'd be better than living next door to an amorphous blob.
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Have you ever toured an old naval ship that was turned into a museum? What did you think of it?
Yes, I also love touring the old sailing ships like the ones in San Francisco.
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Which of the Beatles do you think you could have taken in a fight?
Any of them while they were stoned.
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When was the first church built in Hawaii?
Mokuaikaua Church was established in Kailua-Kona on the Big Island of Hawaii in 1820.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokuaikaua_Church
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I read 3 Pentacles as Apprentice and 8 Pentacles as Craftsman, in accordance with my Morgan-Greer Tarot deck.
However most decks seem to reverse these two meanings, and I wonder why, when 3's indicate Developing and 8's represent Resolving.
It is completely possible for different Tarot decks to have different interpretations. For example, the 8 of Disks (Pentacles) in the Thoth Tarot deck means prudence.
I often read the 3 of Pentacles as simply work and the 8 of Pentacles as master of his craft.
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What is the best quality of your Birth Star?
My sun sign is cancer, and I like that it puts family first.
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Who seems to be the most giving member of your family?
my eldest sister
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Is there a feature on your cellphone that you think is overrated?
the camera
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What's a good middle name for our beagle Stanley? Arthur? Fluffy? Squirrelbane? (pics at link)
I like Ralph.
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Is there a foreign language dictionary in your house? Which language?
I have one for Japanese and one for Hawaiian.
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Why do people seem more attractive to you when you are drunk?
I think the operative word in the question is "seem".
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If there is a God, does he say we must believe in him?
Simply put, no.
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Would you go on a gondola ride through Venice if you had the opportunity?
Absolutely yes.
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What is the tastiest part of a lobster?
The parts you have to work hardest to get at.
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If they bred dogs to be as smart as a 3-year-old human, would you want one? How about if it were a cat - is your answer any different?
I want a talking dog, even if it has the vocabulary of a 3-year-old child.
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Are you happy with your head's degree of hairiness? Your body's?
Hair? What hair? Are you talking about the one on the left side of my head or the other one on the right?
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About what percentage of the time do you think what you're having for dinner is super-yummy, versus just pretty good or OK?
10% of the time, I get something yummy.
:(
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Do you get a little angry when someone on Answerbag or in an email types in capitals or uses lots of exclamation marks?
It's not something that makes me angry. But it's definitely tiresome.
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What can a person do to treat borderline personality or bipolar disorder without medical assistance? medical attention is not affordable at this time
Contact your local Dept. of Health and ask them what services are available for free or little cost in your area.
You cannot treat these conditions on your own. There are no home remedies at all.
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What animals and plants are found living in the Amazon rainforest?
jaguars
and
piranhas
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What flavor ice cream would Bad Humor make?
Tripe
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If you had to be eaten alive by a zombie, who's someone that, relatively speaking, you wouldn't mind being the zombie? I’m thinkin' Keira Knightly.
Zombie?
Where?!
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If you've ever been traveling and allowed yourself to be persuaded to try a local traditional or specialty food, what are the best and most disgusting foods you ever encountered?
The most disgusting food I've ever tried was roe from a sea urchin. It tasted like chalk.
The best food has to be sushi. I love the stuff.
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Have you ever fallen for a married man or woman? Or fallen over one when you weren't watching where you were going?
No and Not yet.
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What's all this then?
All right, you lot, clear out!
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Are gardens an essential part of life?
Voltaire thought so.
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Each time i read about the Aquarius male, its always noted that he is supposedly this humanitarian who cares about the world, he hates lies, doesn't lie (yeah, right!) I was married to an Aquarian and dated another who were selfish and pathological.?
There are 10 planets in a person's birth chart, and their placement will tell you more about the person than merely the Sun placement. You need the exact time of birth plus the place and date to do a full reading.
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It's that time of year again!!! Our wonderfully kind, generous and suave Jay Was Here is another year older!!! Would you care to send warm Birthday wishes his way?
Jay, hau'oli la hanau!
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What is going on in Honduras?
Sounds like a coup d'etat.
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A friend of mine drinks about a liter of 80 proof liqueur a day. His eyes are turning yellow. I think his liver may de damaged. About how long is his life expectancy if he don't stop drinking or does it vary between individuals? This guy is a lifelong fri
I'm sorry you're experiencing such anxiety related to your friend's alcoholism. I've seen the results of this first hand and know it's painful.
I am no doctor, but I can tell you that liver failure is awful. Your friend needs to get to a doctor and AA as quickly as possible.
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How did Petruchio tame Katherina in "Taming of the Shrew"?
By starving her, denying her food, and refusing to give her clean clothes after she's fallen off a horse.
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What are some props used in a Shakespearean Tragedy?
There's always a sword fight in a tragedy, so swords would be around somewhere.
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What is your reaction to Kate's speech at the end of "Taming of the Shrew?"
I'm currently playing the part of Hortensio in Taming of the Shrew. To answer from his point of view: It's utterly bewildering that she could be so changed.
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Why is Katherina's speech ironic at the end of "Taming of the Shrew"?
It's ironic, because she's been so adamantly opposed to male domination. Her speech is about how males are superior.
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What is the sexiest Shakespeare play?
Romeo and Juliet
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I'm a Capricorn with an Aries moon and Libra rising, does anyone have any suggestions on how to balance this mess?
For balance, you already have the highest sign possible as your rising sign, Libra. When you read your horoscope, take a look at both Capricorn and Libra daily.
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What's your favorite word that you rarely hear?
habilliments
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Do you think we can we still be friends?
I didn't know anything was wrong.
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What has changed about you in the last ten years?
sobriety
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How do you really feel about Oprah?
No opinion. Really.
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Have you ever been misguided by someone in your life?
Yes, enough said.
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Is happiness related to wealth?
Someone once asked John D. Rockefeller how much money it took to be happy. His answer: just a little bit more.
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Do you think of religion as a form of brainwashing? (I'm probably gonna get DR'd on this one, but I am just curious.)
Yes, but I know a lot of brains that need washing.
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Would you rather have a million dollars or find true love?
Give me true love.
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What makes your blood pressure rise?
Evidently, very little. My blood pressure is remarkably stable, so they say.
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How would it change your life if there were no more internet?
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
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What's your secret to enjoying life?
prayer and meditation and a little medication, too.
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Does death come to men who dangle their infant sons dangerously?
Death comes for us all.
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Why aren't kosher pickles circumcised?
Because they aren't penises.
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Which do you like, Answerbag, Facebook or Myspace?
AB! (I have no life.)
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Is there a place in the U.S. that is no lower than 60º in the winter, and no higher than 90º in the summer? Where?
Hawaii
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Do you remember where you were when the Berlin wall came down?
I was living overseas in Japan. It was a magical time.
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What’s your personal definition of a "shmoe"?
a person with pointy hair
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I was going to ask "Aren't you glad you're not a pixel on a monitor displaying a boring insurance-oriented web page that nobody's looking at", but, really, how are we different from that? Aren't we all just arrangements of waveforms?
We might be made up of atoms and molecules, but it is the sum of those parts that matters and not merely the parts.
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Why did they come up with the term "controlled substances" for drugs? Does it only refer to pharmaceuticals maybe?
THEY like to exercise control over some things. That's what THEY say anyway.
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Who was this Michael Jackson guy who died?
He was a celebrity musician who had the best selling album of all time.
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What languages do you speak?
English and Japanese
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I've been at level 55 for months now, who would like to congratulate me for not making any progress?!! ^_^
LOL. Sounds like a good reason to celebrate.
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When people rend and devour a recently-alive lobster or shrimp or oyster or crab legs or other nauseating biblically-proscribed seafoodish abominations, aren't there a lot of disgusting parts in there like veins and nerves and blood?
No more than in your average slab of beef.
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Ever eat a pine cone?
I like pinion nuts. They're very good, but I haven't tried anything past that.
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What would be a good name for "Windows 7", which replaces the much-maligned Vista?
Buena Vista.
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When will they admit that big foot exists? I mean the conspiracy needs to end, right?
All it takes is for one of the hundreds of sightings over the past 100 years to be authentic for bigfoot to be real.
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If North Korea really wanted to blow America off the map (as they are saying now) wouldn't it be smarter for them to be nice to us until they had the capability to do anything even approaching that?
I can't picture North Korea being smart or nice.
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Does any of Saturn's moons have liquid water?
Liquid water has not been discovered off Earth, so no.
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I am my 24hour of alcohol detox at home alone and I can't take it...Stomach pain, Can't sleep, Heat flashes when I sit still, Can't eat. Feel like i'm going crazy...Anyone have any ideas how to ease the pain?
Drink tea with a lot of honey mixed in.
And call your doctor.
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I'm in my 24hour of alcohol detox and i'm really in bad shape...I'm home alone trying to keep the family out of it...But it's really getting bad...Any ideas from experience on how to ease the pain allitle.Can't sleep or eat,pain in my belly...Help!!!
Drink tea with a lot of honey mixed in.
And call your doctor.
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When is it right for a sponsor to play the HIGHER POWER and dictate the person who he sponsored... life and marriage?
It is never right for a sponsor to dictate a sponsee's life and marriage.
But it is always right for a sponsor to point out what the Big Book says about life and marriage.
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What is the most important part of the eye?
the ball
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What wouldn't taste good covered in chocolate?
raw lima beans
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What is your favourite Shakespeare play?
Hamlet
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Henry V
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In 25 years, if quick-n-easy outpatient chip implants were available to double your brain power, would you get one? (Other people would bedoing it, and doing much better at work than you...)
You mean you haven't gotten yours yet?
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Can I call you Mike? Can we call each other Mike? Can I call your cat Mike? Mike Mike Mike Mike Mikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemikemike
Amor., stop it. Right now.
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Do you like working out in the yard on hot days? 90-95F (32-34C), 80% humidity, mmmmmmmmm...
Ahhhhh. Apartment living. Eaasyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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What kinds of summer and after-school jobs did you have before adulthood?
I used to wash cars at my dad's car dealership. Eh. It was a living.
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Do animals with exoskeletons (from insects up to crabs & lobsters) have tendons & ligaments?
Have you ever eaten crabs and lobster? They have something in there that acts like tendons and ligaments. I don't know which, but it's in there.
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When you were little, do you remember, you ran all-the-way-home crying, about what?
I'd just been hit in the head with a baseball bat. It almost killed me.
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May I say thank you to the AB staff? My AB screen has returned to normal! Did AB Admin hear our feedback? Or, was it a system glitch after all?
I don't know for sure whether our opinions had anything to do with the screen reverting to its older format, but I'm sure it didn't hurt.
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What's a word you pronounced wrong when you were a very little, and now, years later it's a big family joke?
I used to say "mazagine" instead of "magazine."
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Do people who live in Paris or Florence or other cool places imagine that living in the US is kind of like what most Americans imagine that living in Kansas is like? And is that grammatical?
People who live in cool places are too busy with their cool lives to worry about what living in the US is like, and no one in the US thinks about Kansas.
While your question is wordy and cumbersome, it is grammatically correct.
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How does the internet even work in Hawaii, which is an island or two surrounde by water? Do they airlift in the previous day's backup tapes and restore 'em to servers there overnight, or what?
It works quite well. Ever heard of satellites?
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What kind of fruit or vegetable do you most resemble?
Since I'm gay, I'm simply called a fruit. It's generic. There's no particular one in mind.
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The area that says " You might want to ask these questions" aren't they questions that have ALREADY been asked on AB?
Yep, you got it.
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My friend Kewl Guy has just reached Guru!!!would you join me in congratulating him on this achievment?
Ho'omaikai, Kewl Guy!
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Are you liking the new Answerbag layout when you open a question?
So far, not at all.
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Is western society really falling apart any more today than in the past? How so?
Western society has been in crisis since the fall of Troy.
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Is there any money in creating a web browser and getting people to use it?
No fortune, but there's fame.
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Did you grow up in a seriously old-country ethnic family, like in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"?
Not me, my family defines "Wasp".
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This one is akin to a previous question. Have you ever been inspired by poetry? If so, what poem? I love Wordsworths 'The Daffodils'.
I'm inspired by Edna St. Vincent-Millay's series called "Variations".
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Zack has just turned 40 today!!!who would join me in wishing him a happy birthday?
Zack, Hau'oli la hanau! Happy Birthday!
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How do I tell my father I'm gay. He gets so judgemental agianst gays and it makes me so nervous. I have a boyfriend but he doesn't know. He found my profile on me of that said I was gay and that I was in a relationship and he's been a prick since.
Check out The Gay Youth Corner at: http://www.thegyc.com/
coming out as a young person: http://www.freetobeme.com/iti_gay.htm
more coming out resources (this one has more links): http://gaylife.about.com/od/comingout/Coming_Out.htm
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How much traffic noise do you have where you live?
I live a block from an important road, so the noise drifts over.
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When was the last time you said "Can't sleep - clowns will eat me..."?
Are you spying on me?
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How many rabbits do you think you could take in a fight?
As long as they're not rabid, then 6.
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If North Korea should follow through with its plans to fire a missile towards Hawaii, do you think this will trigger a nuclear war?
This is a very personal question for me since I live here in Hawaii.
I sincerely hope they will not fire a missle, and if they do, I also hope we will not respond with nuclear weapons. Conventional weapons could do the job.
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I think it might be June 19th in Australia. If or when it is June 19th will you please help me wish my AB dad buxtonite a very Happy Birthday?? Bux, I hope this your best year ever & something wonderful happens to you
Happy Birthday!
Hau'oli la hanau!
to a great ABer, Buxtonite!
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If I'm 17 and want to come out of the closet. What should I do?
Check out The Gay Youth Corner at: http://www.thegyc.com/
coming out as a young person: http://www.freetobeme.com/iti_gay.htm
more coming out resources (this one has more links): http://gaylife.about.com/od/comingout/Coming_Out.htm
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What is a good way for a teenager to treat bipolar depression without medication and without letting their parents know that they have bipolar depression?
Bipolar Disorder can only be diagnosed by a psychiatrist, and it can only be treated effectively with prescription medications. There are absolutely no over-the-counter remedies for Bipolar Disorder.
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Since one or more of you out there continue to DR me and not leave a comment as to why, does anyone know the troll(s) involved? Show yourself.
Do yourself a favor. Turn off your ratings button on your feedback page.
And here's this:
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How close is the nearest unpaved/gravel road from where you live?
probably about 15 miles
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What do you aspire to?
peace and serenity
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Does anyone have some troll repellent I can borrow?
(Let's see if the "upload image" will work.)
Here's some:
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What's E.T.'s home phone number?
867-5309
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I was at the restaurant today and this guy took my order and brought me my drink..do you think he likes me and we have a shot of making it together?
It depends totally on the tip you left.
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Why don't we agree to disagree more often? Why are so many of us locked in knock down, drag out fights or total agreement? Life isn't always either/or so why do we treat it as such?
Rosie, I think civil discourse took a dive with the rise of the religious right in the US. It's hard to argue with someone who deeply believes they have God on their side and He's on no one else's.
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Will carhops at restaurants ever come back into vogue? I used to get a kick out of them bringing trays and putting them on the car side windows.
In parts of the South, those types of drive-ins still exist.
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How would you rate your powers of persuasion?
I worked in sales for 20 years. I can be very persuasive.
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What would you do if the pilot died in the middle of your airline flight?
Pray for a really good co-pilot.
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A few years ago(4) I saw a gas station with old style pumps,3 guys all dressed the same,one cleaning the windows,one checking the tires,and one pumping gas.I knew it was a gimmick.Do you miss that sort of good service at a gas station?
It's been so long since I experienced that kind of service at a gas station that I've forgotten that I missed it.
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Do you think bans on smoking make more people want to quit?
I believe that it does.
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If Republicans are conservative with money, why did the national debt rise during both Reagan-Bush and Bush-Cheney to historically high levels?
They are hypocrites.
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Have you ever had a bug embed itself in your ear or nose?
Actually, no.
Thank goodness.
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What are your feelings about semicolons? It's no use answering this question if you're not going to be honest with yourself, you know, but if you don't answer it, what are you afraid of?
At some point in the last 3 or 4 years, it became fashionable to use semi-colons. Don't. They are clumsy and ugly, and they draw attention to themselves. Punctuation is not meant to be noticed. It should be like breathing: involuntary and invisible.
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It has been said that within a few years oil will be 250$ a barrel,and Gas will be over $15 a gallon.What will we do then?Maybe back to horse and buggy?
I guess I'll need a bicycle.
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How often do you empty the recycle bin on your computer?
daily
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What were some of the most significant political protests in history?
The Boston Tea Party
Storming the Bastille
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How did it feel the first time you did anything sexual with someone of the same sex, good, bad, nervous as hell, terrifying, so awkward you wish i didnt ask you this question?
It felt like I'd been set free.
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What should be avoided while in an elevator with strangers?
sex
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How often do you downrate people?
Less than 1% of the time.
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What can I do for somebody who thinks that drinking/smoking is the best way to help themselves grieve over the loss of a close friend? I feel bad since i changed the subject of talking about his emotions with his friend, to drugs/alcohol he's using.
As much as we would sometimes like to, we can't make decisions for other people. Your friend will either stop using alcohol and smoking or he won't.
All you can do is point out that alcohol and smoking won't enhance the healing process but will instead prolong the misery.
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I want to stop drinking alcohol. Please help...
Go to AA. On the web site there is a link to "How to Find a Meeting."
http://www.aa.org/?Media=PlayFlash
It's worked for me for 10 years.
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I'm staring at you lustfully from across the room, what is your next move?
"Your place or mine?"
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Is it true you cannot truely hate someone you have not once loved?
No, there are some political commentators that I truly hate.
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How open would you be, to getting sound advice from the underside of a bottle cap?...good idea?
I take advice from a Magic 8 Ball, so I'm open to trying bottle caps.
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Are you willing to wear fur? If not, do you eat meat?
Yes, and I eat meat.
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What does health care reform mean to you?
In the US, to me, it means giving meaningful health coverage to every citizen.
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Can you describe what your evil twin would be like?
I am the evil one.
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Does having an expensive car increase a man's sex appeal?
I'm sure he thinks it does.
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Have you ever been grocery shopping and suddenly realized you're pushing someone else's cart by mistake?
No, I've never done that. Nope. Never. Huh uh. Not me. No. It wasn't me, I tell you. NO!
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Do you ever just feel like duct-taping a live cat to Rush Limbaugh's head, and what's stopping you?
What's stopping me? The ASPCA. I just can't be that cruel to a cat.
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What do you call people who are sexually attracted to zombies? Do you consider this to be a personal lifestyle choice or an abomination?
zomosexual
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If I want your opinion I'll ________?
rattle your chain so you can bark.
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What is the furthest you've walked without taking a break?
3 miles, but I was walking very fast.
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What are some good astrology sites for peopke trying to get a true grasp of their future? I'm a cancer, if you know of a taylored site for them that would be great.
I like cafeastrology.com.
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I quit smoking cold turkey on Sunday and I am absolutely miserable. I just want to curl up in a ball and cry.... it's got to get better right? Maybe Im just not ready to quit?
It gets better. At least, it did for me.
Someone told me that the nicotine leaves your system after the first 3 days, and then the cravings are purely psychological. I don't know why, but knowing this information helped me with the cravings.
Good luck.
Being smoke free is better.
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Grouch Marx once said "I would not join any organization that would have me as a member"! What did he mean by that?
That his standards were higher than his own actions could sustain.
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Do you think most people are open-minded?
Not the ones I know.
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When you can't take it anymore, where do you retreat?
my bed
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What's the zaniest country out there?
It's gotta be those zany Finns!
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Have you ever roomed with an incredible slob or someone who was annoyingly neat and anal to the point that they alphabetized the cereal boxes?
I've lived with a complete slob and never will again.
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What/where are the 2 or 3 top things you'd like to see if you had a 2-week vacation, all expenses paid including lodging, transportation, meals, & spending money, anywhere in the US?
I would love to take my kids to see all the museums in DC.
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Do you agree that "What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance"?
How can the electric can opener be a nuisance? Sure it takes up counter space. Sure it's noisy, but isn't it a marvel?
I don't have one, by the way.
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If you were going to be in Chicago with your s/o and s/he was insistent that you go to the Jerry Springer show, how nervous would that make you?
I would be bored senseless.
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If you refer to one person as your significant other, doesn't that imply that everybody else you know is an insignificant other?
And . . . if you're single, doesn't that make everybody insignificant?
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
lol.
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Do you ever check out the hook-up section on craigslist? Those ads are soooo funny LOL
Are you laughing at me?
;)
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How can I stimulate my creativity so I can get over my writers' block?
Read a lot. Read everything.
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Who was Scooby Doo's owner?
He was a talking dog. Nobody owned him.
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Have you ever wanted to be a chocolatier or chocolate maker?
Yes, after I saw the first Willy Wonka movie.
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Have you lived in the same place your whole life, or do you move frequently?
I have lived in 7 different countries on 4 different continents. I've moved a lot.
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Okay my job interview went extremely well. She was a very nice lady. She said she'd call by the latest of Wednesday evening whether or NOT I got the job. But she didn't call :( Should I call the store tomorrow to talk to her to see what's going on?
I would wait a minimum of 3 full days.
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What is a female elephant called?
I believe it's called a cow.
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If you were a shirt, Who would you want to wear you?
Daniel Craig
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It is over 100 degrees where I am at - do you expect the same where you are?
It'll be in the low 80s today.
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What is the major focus in your life right now?
Surviving this summer's Shakespeare in the Park.
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Are you ever tempted to sin?
Only when I breathe.
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What is the most truthful statement you can make?
I'm sober.
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Do you think that "when he** freezes over" will ever be possible? So many things are predicated on that...will it ever happen?
It's hard to freeze a place that doesn't exist.
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Do you ever pity any girl or guy who isn't you tonight?
When I'm at the top of my game, yes.
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If you heard a pounding on your door late one evening and Rush Limbaugh was there, buck naked, frantically pleading to come in, what would you do?
Call the insane asylum.
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Do you say "fer" instead of "for"?
No, I learned proper pronunciation a long time ago. It comes from years of theater and chorus study.
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Would Cristiano Ronaldo and Paris Hilton be hotter than Posh and Becks?
Not a chance.
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What's a good way to cure butt pains from sitting on AB all day?
Try some butt exercises. I'm sure you can google some.
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Has anyone researched Near Death Experiences? I found the studies so helpful in dealing with grief and loss.
I have read a lot about them and also find them to be comforting and informative.
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When is it appropriate to express yourself in as few words as possible?
It's always appropriate to speak succinctly, sometimes even tersely.
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Chicken Pot Pie, Turkey Pot Pie, or Shepherd's Pie?
I can only have one?
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Are you ever surprised you never thought of something before? I was in my 20s before I realized that there are both Hersheys & Nestles bars, both the names John (my middle name) & Jonathan, and that anti-perspirants & deodorants are different.
I remember being horrified after I learned to read that my mother had been taking me to the ladies' room all those years.
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How do you cook owls? When boiled, are they really as tough as the phrase "tougher 'n a boiled owl" would indicate?
I always heard that boiled owls meant drunkeness.
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Did you have exchange students in your high school?
Yes, there was one from Finland.
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If a dog chases his tail fast enough and long enough...will he turn into butter?
That deserves a LOL.
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Why did they remove the word "gullible" from the dictionary?
Haha! I fell for it!
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I tired of politically related question in general, are you?
What I think is funny is that the automatically generated advertisement that your question came up with was for a sleeping pill.
:)
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I'm deciding between attending University of Hawaii at Manoa and University of Hawaii at Hilo. Which one do you suggest? Can you tell me a little about each one of these schools? Thank you!
It depends entirely on what you want to study and what type of city you want to live in.
They are both excellent schools. The main difference is the size. UH Manoa is much larger and is in Honolulu, a large city with all the advantages of city life. UH Hilo is smaller with smaller classes, but is also in a small town with little to do.
I suggest you study Peterson's Guide to Colleges...
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If you could redo life, start afresh, Go down different paths and change everything, Would you?
Probably not.
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I've lived in a commune all my life and I'm finally old enough to go out and experience the world. What should I experience first?
Amsterdam
:)
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