Answerbag: Raddman's answers

Answer to When are you civil? When aren't you? Why?

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:53:43 -0700

When are you civil? When aren't you? Why?

STFU already, you're demanding questions are getting annoying...

Answer to Why don't poor people just work harder so they aren't poor anymore?

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:43:08 -0700

Why don't poor people just work harder so they aren't poor anymore?

How much harder do you want them work making minimum wage, 24/7? They have a life and families just like you and I do.....Well I take back the "you" part...

Answer to What would be a catchy name for a handyman company?

Mon, 28 May 2012 21:33:29 -0700

What would be a catchy name for a handyman company?

"Grandpa can fix it"...There's one here in Florida...A landscaping business is called "The lawn Ranger"...

Answer to What's the most stupid or unbelievable season finalie of a TV series?

Mon, 28 May 2012 18:33:39 -0700

What's the most stupid or unbelievable season finalie of a TV series?

HBO's Carnivàle one of the best series I've ever seen... set in the United States during the Great Depression and Dust Bowl. It traced the lives of two disparate groups of people heading towards the battle of good and evil, the ending left you hanging when the gifted chosen person fights the...

Answer to What is part of your charm (if you have any)?

Mon, 28 May 2012 17:19:53 -0700

What is part of your charm (if you have any)?

Eye contact and a smile...Works every time...

Answer to Do you do anything to prevent yourself from making mistakes? If so, what?

Mon, 28 May 2012 17:03:58 -0700

Do you do anything to prevent yourself from making mistakes? If so, what?

If I have time I make my plus and minus list but that doesn't always work when emotions are involved, so most of the time I look to my past experiences and truthfully that doesn't always work ether, so sometimes I go with my gut feeling and if I'm wrong I don't whine about it I learn and live...

Answer to Am I less a man for liking cream and sugar in my coffee?

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:09:17 -0700

Am I less a man for liking cream and sugar in my coffee?

If you are then does that makes me half of man cause I only like cream...

Answer to Touch me _____________?

Sun, 27 May 2012 20:48:50 -0700

Touch me _____________?

wig and you're dead...

Answer to Life can be____________?

Sun, 27 May 2012 20:38:15 -0700

Life can be____________?

A trip...

Answer to When your doctor tells says you need a medical procedure, how often do you get a second opinion?

Sun, 27 May 2012 20:29:38 -0700

When your doctor tells says you need a medical procedure, how often do you get a second opinion?

Sorry I'm in perfect health, never been operated on had any broken bones or accidents...Good question though...

Answer to whats a food that you would NEVER want to eat with your hands?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:42:58 -0700

whats a food that you would NEVER want to eat with your hands?

Pudding...

Answer to I AM the white man. Did I do it? Did I ruiin everything? Blow up the whole world 29 times and leave the wreckage?

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:14:17 -0700

I AM the white man. Did I do it? Did I ruiin everything? Blow up the whole world 29 times and leave the wreckage?

Pass...I want some of what you've been smoking today...

Answer to Do you have a funny quotation from an animal? A picture will help.

Sun, 27 May 2012 16:36:27 -0700

Do you have a funny quotation from an animal? A picture will help.

He's also my cook...

Answer to What male names also have uses as everyday words?

Sun, 27 May 2012 15:25:48 -0700

What male names also have uses as everyday words?

Jack Chuck Lane Nick Peter Manuel Reuben Basil Christian Ernest Frank Levi Newton John TERRY VICTOR EARL JIMMY MIKE DALE CHAD RAY OSCAR BILL BRAD LANCE GUY MAX WADE FORREST

Answer to George H. Bush promised we'd have a "kinder, gentler" America. Where is it?

Sun, 27 May 2012 14:57:04 -0700

George H. Bush promised we'd have a "kinder, gentler" America. Where is it?

Down on his ranch in Texas...

Answer to For $25,000 would you suck on either Hillary clintons or Rush Limbaughs toes for 30 mins :-)?

Sun, 27 May 2012 01:06:17 -0700

For $25,000 would you suck on either Hillary clintons or Rush Limbaughs toes for 30 mins :-)?

Probably not...I don't need money that bad...

Answer to Have you ever had memory loss before?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:44:26 -0700

Have you ever had memory loss before?

I was driving home one night "sober" down a main road I always travel and made a turn down my street just to find I was on a different street blocks away....I think I got abducted and probed by aliens because certain parts of my body hurt the next day...

Answer to I'm mad at my ex for taking our kids to chuck e Cheese, what should I do?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:33:18 -0700

I'm mad at my ex for taking our kids to chuck e Cheese, what should I do?

Bogus question alert...School's almost out why the need to school shop?

Answer to everybody wants____________?

Sat, 26 May 2012 23:23:41 -0700

everybody wants____________?

A perfect life....But...

Answer to What emotions do you experience when your are in this site?

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:57:50 -0700

What emotions do you experience when your are in this site?

I wonder what people here are on to come up with some of the weird and idiotic questions they do..."Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Answer to I consider "Junk Food" as an important food group. do you?

Sat, 26 May 2012 13:37:53 -0700

I consider "Junk Food" as an important food group. do you?

True...True...

Answer to The first________________is the deepest.

Fri, 25 May 2012 22:42:01 -0700

The first________________is the deepest.

Impression

Answer to Does anyone else love when a girl sits down and u can see her panties sticking out of her pants?

Fri, 25 May 2012 22:34:26 -0700

Does anyone else love when a girl sits down and u can see her panties sticking out of her pants?

Sticking out where, top, crotch...Where?

Answer to Ive got a bottle of wine ,who is coming over?:-)?

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:08:06 -0700

Ive got a bottle of wine ,who is coming over?:-)?

Will there be cheese with that wine?

Answer to Standing _______.

Fri, 25 May 2012 18:42:46 -0700

Standing _______.

Without legs...

Answer to Ok I'll admit it I used to love____________?

Fri, 25 May 2012 18:33:56 -0700

Ok I'll admit it I used to love____________?

large women...

Answer to This is where ____________ .

Fri, 25 May 2012 18:30:58 -0700

This is where ____________ .

it gets interesting...

Answer to HELP! why are all my pictures so HUUUGE when I download them to AB, not even photoshop helps.

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:48:50 -0700

HELP! why are all my pictures so HUUUGE when I download them to AB, not even photoshop helps.

If you're running vista or windows 7 they have a resizing feature in windows live photo gallery, XP has their power tools download which is great...600x400 is a good size for AB even 500

Answer to is that all there is ?

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:41:54 -0700

is that all there is ?

Too late, no more left...

Answer to Hey, what are you up to?

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:37:31 -0700

Hey, what are you up to?

Just riding my bike down the street...

Answer to I am making dandelion wine the must has an aweful smell to it and I am wondering if this is normal. Does anyone know if the smell is right?

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:20:30 -0700

I am making dandelion wine the must has an aweful smell to it and I am wondering if this is normal. Does anyone know if the smell is right?

You should have washed the lawn fertilizer out of it first...

Answer to Sitting _______.

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:16:07 -0700

Sitting _______.

with a pat poker hand... All those that play poker here will understand*

Answer to do u find most people boring ?

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:54:57 -0700

do u find most people boring ?

The people I don't like are the ones that you have to pull a conversation out of even on the phone where you're doing 90% of the conversation or the ones that just make meaningless idle chit chat when you're stuck with them for a time, you hate it but just be polite and nod...I have an aunt that...

Answer to What do I wear to go ice skating at an arena in the middle of summer?

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:39:31 -0700

What do I wear to go ice skating at an arena in the middle of summer?

The one I go to is used to play hockey too and it's even freezing in the stands, I think long slacks/jeans and a nice warm turtle neck sweater would do...You can also bring a zip up hoodie maybe gloves to put on/take off, you're going to be skating/sweating so it's not like you're just sitting in...

Answer to Does eBargain Depot offer memberships or discounts?

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:16:51 -0700

Does eBargain Depot offer memberships or discounts?

Looks like a dump to me...

Answer to Do you think everyone has done something in their past that's a little bit illegal?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:49:38 -0700

Do you think everyone has done something in their past that's a little bit illegal?

Probably, especially while driving...

Answer to When is less NOT more?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:46:54 -0700

When is less NOT more?

When you're half way through your vacation...

Answer to When is less NOT more?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:39:26 -0700

When is less NOT more?

Share your answer...

Answer to Why do YOU look like you need a drink

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:31:59 -0700

Why do YOU look like you need a drink

Cause I do...Welcome back CL

Answer to Do you believe that we are all here for a reason?

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:28:51 -0700

Do you believe that we are all here for a reason?

I only stopped by for the doughnuts...

Answer to what keeps you up?

Fri, 25 May 2012 10:58:16 -0700

what keeps you up?

Helium

Answer to Do you keep your cofee in the refrigerator?

Fri, 25 May 2012 10:49:23 -0700

Do you keep your cofee in the refrigerator?

No it will coagulate my blood, it has to be hot...

Answer to Describe your Bathroom in one word?

Fri, 25 May 2012 10:42:48 -0700

Describe your Bathroom in one word?

Nice.......But I ran out of TP do you have any?

Answer to Two wrongs don't make a right, but________

Thu, 24 May 2012 23:01:33 -0700

Two wrongs don't make a right, but________

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights did make a plane.

Answer to Should Spanish or Chinese be the official language of the United Snakes of Amerikkka?

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:18:08 -0700

Should Spanish or Chinese be the official language of the United Snakes of Amerikkka?

Watch it or we'll deport you back to your prehistoric days...

Answer to Did you ever just pay a bill that you didn't owe just to get people off your back?

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:11:52 -0700

Did you ever just pay a bill that you didn't owe just to get people off your back?

Yes, I paid 5 million to some Nigerian company on the internet who kept bugging me to put up my money in good faith...I'm still waiting for my investment return to come in but at least it's collecting interest...Been 9 years now...

Answer to What do you do if the girl you like is banned from seeing you?

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:01:59 -0700

What do you do if the girl you like is banned from seeing you?

Wait till she's 18 so she can do what she wants, how long could that be?

Answer to The couple who _______?

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:10:32 -0700

The couple who _______?

Became a few....

Answer to What's the shortest time you've ever worked at a job?

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:05:08 -0700

What's the shortest time you've ever worked at a job?

When I was 17 I got a job working at a supermarket on the weekends and had a rough night before, at lunch I crawled on top of a couple of boxes and fell asleep, when I woke up hours later I had a note saying I'm fired and my paycheck pinned to my apron...That was on my second day there...lol

Answer to Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think?

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:49:54 -0700

Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think?

It's most probably because Cleveland is trying to revise/improve their City's image...Their new casino just opened downtown, a new convention center, medical mart, aquarium, lake front, transit system and numerous new hotels and businesses coming down town and the want to provide better security...

Answer to I support the _____________?

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:20:04 -0700

I support the _____________?

Family values...

Answer to How would you react if you saw a duplicate of you?

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:12:17 -0700

How would you react if you saw a duplicate of you?

I do in my mirror everyday...And I still enjoy it...lol

Answer to Do you avoid someone on Ab like the plague?

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:56:57 -0700

Do you avoid someone on Ab like the plague?

Not since Mister_Bromyde taught his dog how to clean his poop up in my yard...Now we're best friends...

Answer to can a motor tic be a sign of something more serious in the brain

Wed, 23 May 2012 21:54:34 -0700

can a motor tic be a sign of something more serious in the brain

It means your car needs a tuneup...

Answer to What do people around the World think about Americans?

Wed, 23 May 2012 21:50:29 -0700

What do people around the World think about Americans?

Probably a lot better then we Americans think of them....JMO

Answer to Should I be impressed with you ?

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:00:16 -0700

Should I be impressed with you ?

I've never asked you to be...If I have to impress you to like me then I'm already a failure!

Answer to Are chicks who wear g strings considered more intelegent

Tue, 22 May 2012 21:41:20 -0700

Are chicks who wear g strings considered more intelegent

I never knew one that was...intelligent*

Answer to Why do grown women pee on public restroom toilet seats? If you don't want to sit on the seat at least have the courtesy to wipe it clean!!

Tue, 22 May 2012 21:24:32 -0700

Why do grown women pee on public restroom toilet seats? If you don't want to sit on the seat at least have the courtesy to wipe it clean!!

If women wet the toilet seat from less then a foot above, they have no right ever complaining about a guy aiming/pissing from three feet away and wetting it...But then again women don't have eyes in their...ass...

Answer to Is there gasoline in your drinking water?

Tue, 22 May 2012 21:10:24 -0700

Is there gasoline in your drinking water?

No but there's a cat turd in my toilet water...

Answer to You're grocery shopping at night. A creepy looking person follows you down every aisle, picking up the same items as you. What do you do?

Tue, 22 May 2012 20:48:27 -0700

You're grocery shopping at night. A creepy looking person follows you down every aisle, picking up the same items as you. What do you do?

Start putting all the items back one by one and see what happens, they always have a night manager and store security at night, including cameras.....What did you do Madizon?

Answer to You know it's a bad day when _________________?

Mon, 21 May 2012 07:41:44 -0700

You know it's a bad day when _________________?

You live way out in the country and when you get ready to go to work traffic is backed up past your house....

Answer to Have you see a dragon fly?

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:44:33 -0700

Have you see a dragon fly?

No but I knew a girl that was afraid of flies till she unzipped one...

Answer to Is it ok to watch your neighbor sun bathing from your window?

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:39:38 -0700

Is it ok to watch your neighbor sun bathing from your window?

Well she watches me at night swimming nude in my pool...So we're even...I guess...

Answer to How can i be a part of the Royal family ??

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:31:17 -0700

How can i be a part of the Royal family ??

By being a royal pain...lol

Answer to What would you do if your teen got pregnant/got someone pregnant because of stolen sperm?

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:27:06 -0700

What would you do if your teen got pregnant/got someone pregnant because of stolen sperm?

Get some sleep already...

Answer to How long do you take in the shower ?

Sat, 19 May 2012 14:06:33 -0700

How long do you take in the shower ?

Sometimes too long...

Answer to I'm looking for a leak friendly Supporter cup for my special needs nephew

Sat, 19 May 2012 07:59:31 -0700

I'm looking for a leak friendly Supporter cup for my special needs nephew

New or used?

Answer to Are YOU at odds with ME ?

Sat, 19 May 2012 07:49:13 -0700

Are YOU at odds with ME ?

Only if you're running in the Preakness today...

Answer to Are there any cars that are wider than they are long?

Sat, 19 May 2012 07:36:14 -0700

Are there any cars that are wider than they are long?

A few...

Answer to I'm going ________, wanna come?

Sat, 19 May 2012 07:28:03 -0700

I'm going ________, wanna come?

Hunting wabbit...Shhh...

Answer to Have a _________!

Sat, 19 May 2012 07:19:16 -0700

Have a _________!

Pancake?

Answer to How do YOU say goodbye to someone? "Bye, See ya, talk to you later, etc..."?

Sat, 19 May 2012 07:12:46 -0700

How do YOU say goodbye to someone? "Bye, See ya, talk to you later, etc..."?

See or talk to you later...

Answer to Do the French call chips "American fries"?

Sat, 19 May 2012 06:52:43 -0700

Do the French call chips "American fries"?

I think they call them potato chips same as we do in the states...

Answer to Why did you send that back?

Fri, 18 May 2012 22:43:25 -0700

Why did you send that back?

It was slightly broken...

Answer to What is Lip service ??

Fri, 18 May 2012 20:50:04 -0700

What is Lip service ??

When someone tells you off..Gives you static about something...

Answer to If your bed could talk, what will it say about you?

Fri, 18 May 2012 20:43:07 -0700

If your bed could talk, what will it say about you?

Can't you fart laying on your side or stomach instead of on your back?

Answer to You know you are drunk when ___________ .

Fri, 18 May 2012 20:37:25 -0700

You know you are drunk when ___________ .

You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just Coke, but that's just because you can no longer taste the rum.

Answer to What WAS Kurt Russel's best movie?

Fri, 18 May 2012 20:11:55 -0700

What WAS Kurt Russel's best movie?

Grindhouse's "Death Proof"....Kurt plays Psycho Stuntman Mike...3000 Miles to Graceland was good too...

Answer to What is the largest amount of money you have paid for a Motel/Hotel Room? Mine was in North Dakota $150 per night. We stayed one night and 2 bottles of Dom Perignon!

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:34:07 -0700

What is the largest amount of money you have paid for a Motel/Hotel Room? Mine was in North Dakota $150 per night. We stayed one night and 2 bottles of Dom Perignon!

$289 NYC 2008...Wasn't even in Manhattan...

Answer to Name something that EVERYONE likes...

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:13:06 -0700

Name something that EVERYONE likes...

Cute puppies...

Answer to Can you complete the sentence? Stand very still, there's a _______ behind you!

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:06:15 -0700

Can you complete the sentence? Stand very still, there's a _______ behind you!

Horny fat kid...

Answer to why don't anyone wants to be my friend im so nice and respectful ,life is cruel.

Fri, 18 May 2012 06:38:12 -0700

why don't anyone wants to be my friend im so nice and respectful ,life is cruel.

Bogus question alert...

Answer to Where Adam and Eve Homo sapiens?

Thu, 17 May 2012 21:57:22 -0700

Where Adam and Eve Homo sapiens?

Adam was a homo erectus

Answer to Have you ever ran from the law and used a kangaroo's pouch for a hideout?

Thu, 17 May 2012 21:56:04 -0700

Have you ever ran from the law and used a kangaroo's pouch for a hideout?

Pass...I want some of what you're smoking tonight....

Answer to what was the last thing that you cooked in the microwave?

Thu, 17 May 2012 18:24:46 -0700

what was the last thing that you cooked in the microwave?

Microwave pop corn...A real hardy to do for me...(*¿~)

Answer to Whats your reaction to this question ?

Thu, 17 May 2012 18:15:17 -0700

Whats your reaction to this question ?

I got poison ivy from it...

Answer to Dinner rolls or English muffins?

Thu, 17 May 2012 18:07:19 -0700

Dinner rolls or English muffins?

Neither, crescent rolls with real cream butter...

Answer to My, what a big ____ you have?

Thu, 17 May 2012 14:22:00 -0700

My, what a big ____ you have?

Bathtub...

Answer to what is the cause of alcohol addiction

Thu, 17 May 2012 11:43:11 -0700

what is the cause of alcohol addiction

Some things look better when you're drunk....

Answer to When it gets hot, do you turn the Air Con up or down?

Thu, 17 May 2012 11:37:16 -0700

When it gets hot, do you turn the Air Con up or down?

Worst AB question alert...

Answer to When you eat spaghetti, do you swirl it around your fork or cut it with a knife?

Thu, 17 May 2012 11:17:08 -0700

When you eat spaghetti, do you swirl it around your fork or cut it with a knife?

You can break it into smaller lengths before boiling, and eliminate the long strand problems...

Answer to How many wishes does Jesus grant?

Thu, 17 May 2012 11:09:33 -0700

How many wishes does Jesus grant?

You're thinking of a Genie, Aladdin...

Answer to I just bought some horses and my neighbors dog pees on their hay. The hay has to stay where it is and can't be elevated. What can I do?

Thu, 17 May 2012 11:03:10 -0700

I just bought some horses and my neighbors dog pees on their hay. The hay has to stay where it is and can't be elevated. What can I do?

BB gun, aim at the red tip...

Answer to Who died too young?

Thu, 17 May 2012 10:56:05 -0700

Who died too young?

Hmmm...Not one person here said "The King" Elvis...Died young at 46...

Answer to Who died too young?

Thu, 17 May 2012 10:52:34 -0700

Who died too young?

Bump

Answer to Where in Canada has the most stable barometric pressure?

Tue, 15 May 2012 19:47:11 -0700

Where in Canada has the most stable barometric pressure?

Question should be..."Where in Canada has the most stable people?"

Answer to Is "Avengers" really a good movie, or is it just hype?

Tue, 15 May 2012 19:36:17 -0700

Is "Avengers" really a good movie, or is it just hype?

Got a little slow in the middle with a little too much idle chit chat but the action scenes made the movie...Not to say seeing Scarlett Johansson AKA Black Widow in her black catsuit wasn't bad ether....Right Mister_Bromyde?

Answer to What is your least favorite food, something you could not stand to see on you plate at mealtime?

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:54:40 -0700

What is your least favorite food, something you could not stand to see on you plate at mealtime?

Any form of okra...

Answer to whats best done slow ?

Tue, 15 May 2012 10:33:06 -0700

whats best done slow ?

Driving in a school zone...

Answer to Have you ever seen someone at Wal-Mart who actually LOOKS like someone in those weird photos?

Tue, 15 May 2012 09:52:23 -0700

Have you ever seen someone at Wal-Mart who actually LOOKS like someone in those weird photos?

I've seen everything...