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When are you civil? When aren't you? Why? STFU already, you're demanding questions are getting annoying...

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Why don't poor people just work harder so they aren't poor anymore? How much harder do you want them work making minimum wage, 24/7? They have a life and families just like you and I do.....Well I take back the "you" part...

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What would be a catchy name for a handyman company? "Grandpa can fix it"...There's one here in Florida...A landscaping business is called "The lawn Ranger"...

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What's the most stupid or unbelievable season finalie of a TV series? HBO's Carnivàle one of the best series I've ever seen... set in the United States during the Great Depression and Dust Bowl. It traced the lives of two disparate groups of people heading towards the battle of good and evil, the ending left you hanging when the gifted chosen person fights the evil/devil person(a priest) in a corn field...It looks like he defeats the devil but in the last 10...

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What is part of your charm (if you have any)? Eye contact and a smile...Works every time...

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Do you do anything to prevent yourself from making mistakes? If so, what? If I have time I make my plus and minus list but that doesn't always work when emotions are involved, so most of the time I look to my past experiences and truthfully that doesn't always work ether, so sometimes I go with my gut feeling and if I'm wrong I don't whine about it I learn and live from/with it and then move on not looking back on whata, coulda, woulda...

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Am I less a man for liking cream and sugar in my coffee? If you are then does that makes me half of man cause I only like cream...

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Touch me _____________? wig and you're dead...

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Life can be____________? A trip...

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When your doctor tells says you need a medical procedure, how often do you get a second opinion? Sorry I'm in perfect health, never been operated on had any broken bones or accidents...Good question though...

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whats a food that you would NEVER want to eat with your hands? Pudding...

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I AM the white man. Did I do it? Did I ruiin everything? Blow up the whole world 29 times and leave the wreckage? Pass...I want some of what you've been smoking today...

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Do you have a funny quotation from an animal? A picture will help. He's also my cook...

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What male names also have uses as everyday words? Jack Chuck Lane Nick Peter Manuel Reuben Basil Christian Ernest Frank Levi Newton John TERRY VICTOR EARL JIMMY MIKE DALE CHAD RAY OSCAR BILL BRAD LANCE GUY MAX WADE FORREST

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George H. Bush promised we'd have a "kinder, gentler" America. Where is it? Down on his ranch in Texas...

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For $25,000 would you suck on either Hillary clintons or Rush Limbaughs toes for 30 mins :-)? Probably not...I don't need money that bad...

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Have you ever had memory loss before? I was driving home one night "sober" down a main road I always travel and made a turn down my street just to find I was on a different street blocks away....I think I got abducted and probed by aliens because certain parts of my body hurt the next day...

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I'm mad at my ex for taking our kids to chuck e Cheese, what should I do? Bogus question alert...School's almost out why the need to school shop?

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everybody wants____________? A perfect life....But...

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What emotions do you experience when your are in this site? I wonder what people here are on to come up with some of the weird and idiotic questions they do..."Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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I consider "Junk Food" as an important food group. do you? True...True...

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The first________________is the deepest. Impression

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Does anyone else love when a girl sits down and u can see her panties sticking out of her pants? Sticking out where, top, crotch...Where?

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Ive got a bottle of wine ,who is coming over?:-)? Will there be cheese with that wine?

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Standing _______. Without legs...

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Ok I'll admit it I used to love____________? large women...

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This is where ____________ . it gets interesting...

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HELP! why are all my pictures so HUUUGE when I download them to AB, not even photoshop helps. If you're running vista or windows 7 they have a resizing feature in windows live photo gallery, XP has their power tools download which is great...600x400 is a good size for AB even 500

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is that all there is ? Too late, no more left...

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Hey, what are you up to? Just riding my bike down the street...

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I am making dandelion wine the must has an aweful smell to it and I am wondering if this is normal. Does anyone know if the smell is right? You should have washed the lawn fertilizer out of it first...

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Sitting _______. with a pat poker hand... All those that play poker here will understand*

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do u find most people boring ? The people I don't like are the ones that you have to pull a conversation out of even on the phone where you're doing 90% of the conversation or the ones that just make meaningless idle chit chat when you're stuck with them for a time, you hate it but just be polite and nod...I have an aunt that I'm so compatible in my thinking with that I could sit for hours at a time talking with and never...

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What do I wear to go ice skating at an arena in the middle of summer? The one I go to is used to play hockey too and it's even freezing in the stands, I think long slacks/jeans and a nice warm turtle neck sweater would do...You can also bring a zip up hoodie maybe gloves to put on/take off, you're going to be skating/sweating so it's not like you're just sitting in the cold freezing...It also depends if you're a hot weather type or like me like it cool out...Here...

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Does eBargain Depot offer memberships or discounts? Looks like a dump to me...

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Do you think everyone has done something in their past that's a little bit illegal? Probably, especially while driving...

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When is less NOT more? When you're half way through your vacation...

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When is less NOT more? Share your answer...

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Why do YOU look like you need a drink Cause I do...Welcome back CL

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Do you believe that we are all here for a reason? I only stopped by for the doughnuts...

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what keeps you up? Helium

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Do you keep your cofee in the refrigerator? No it will coagulate my blood, it has to be hot...

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Describe your Bathroom in one word? Nice.......But I ran out of TP do you have any?

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but________ Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights did make a plane.

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Should Spanish or Chinese be the official language of the United Snakes of Amerikkka? Watch it or we'll deport you back to your prehistoric days...

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Did you ever just pay a bill that you didn't owe just to get people off your back? Yes, I paid 5 million to some Nigerian company on the internet who kept bugging me to put up my money in good faith...I'm still waiting for my investment return to come in but at least it's collecting interest...Been 9 years now...

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What do you do if the girl you like is banned from seeing you? Wait till she's 18 so she can do what she wants, how long could that be?

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The couple who _______? Became a few....

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What's the shortest time you've ever worked at a job? When I was 17 I got a job working at a supermarket on the weekends and had a rough night before, at lunch I crawled on top of a couple of boxes and fell asleep, when I woke up hours later I had a note saying I'm fired and my paycheck pinned to my apron...That was on my second day there...lol

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Man gets a ticket for accidently dropping money on the floor. What do you think? It's most probably because Cleveland is trying to revise/improve their City's image...Their new casino just opened downtown, a new convention center, medical mart, aquarium, lake front, transit system and numerous new hotels and businesses coming down town and the want to provide better security for people venturing there also new movies are being filmed there like the Avengers were...The cops...

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I support the _____________? Family values...

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How would you react if you saw a duplicate of you? I do in my mirror everyday...And I still enjoy it...lol

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Do you avoid someone on Ab like the plague? Not since Mister_Bromyde taught his dog how to clean his poop up in my yard...Now we're best friends...

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can a motor tic be a sign of something more serious in the brain It means your car needs a tuneup...

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What do people around the World think about Americans? Probably a lot better then we Americans think of them....JMO

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Should I be impressed with you ? I've never asked you to be...If I have to impress you to like me then I'm already a failure!

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Are chicks who wear g strings considered more intelegent I never knew one that was...intelligent*

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Why do grown women pee on public restroom toilet seats? If you don't want to sit on the seat at least have the courtesy to wipe it clean!! If women wet the toilet seat from less then a foot above, they have no right ever complaining about a guy aiming/pissing from three feet away and wetting it...But then again women don't have eyes in their...ass...

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Is there gasoline in your drinking water? No but there's a cat turd in my toilet water...

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You're grocery shopping at night. A creepy looking person follows you down every aisle, picking up the same items as you. What do you do? Start putting all the items back one by one and see what happens, they always have a night manager and store security at night, including cameras.....What did you do Madizon?

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You know it's a bad day when _________________? You live way out in the country and when you get ready to go to work traffic is backed up past your house....

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Have you see a dragon fly? No but I knew a girl that was afraid of flies till she unzipped one...

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Is it ok to watch your neighbor sun bathing from your window? Well she watches me at night swimming nude in my pool...So we're even...I guess...

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How can i be a part of the Royal family ?? By being a royal pain...lol

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What would you do if your teen got pregnant/got someone pregnant because of stolen sperm? Get some sleep already...

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How long do you take in the shower ? Sometimes too long...

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I'm looking for a leak friendly Supporter cup for my special needs nephew New or used?

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Are YOU at odds with ME ? Only if you're running in the Preakness today...

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Are there any cars that are wider than they are long? A few...

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I'm going ________, wanna come? Hunting wabbit...Shhh...

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Have a _________! Pancake?

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How do YOU say goodbye to someone? "Bye, See ya, talk to you later, etc..."? See or talk to you later...

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Do the French call chips "American fries"? I think they call them potato chips same as we do in the states...

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Why did you send that back? It was slightly broken...

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What is Lip service ?? When someone tells you off..Gives you static about something...

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If your bed could talk, what will it say about you? Can't you fart laying on your side or stomach instead of on your back?

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You know you are drunk when ___________ . You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just Coke, but that's just because you can no longer taste the rum.

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What WAS Kurt Russel's best movie? Grindhouse's "Death Proof"....Kurt plays Psycho Stuntman Mike...3000 Miles to Graceland was good too...

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What is the largest amount of money you have paid for a Motel/Hotel Room? Mine was in North Dakota $150 per night. We stayed one night and 2 bottles of Dom Perignon! $289 NYC 2008...Wasn't even in Manhattan...

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Name something that EVERYONE likes... Cute puppies...

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Can you complete the sentence? Stand very still, there's a _______ behind you! Horny fat kid...

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why don't anyone wants to be my friend im so nice and respectful ,life is cruel. Bogus question alert...

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Where Adam and Eve Homo sapiens? Adam was a homo erectus

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Have you ever ran from the law and used a kangaroo's pouch for a hideout? Pass...I want some of what you're smoking tonight....

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what was the last thing that you cooked in the microwave? Microwave pop corn...A real hardy to do for me...(*¿~)

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Whats your reaction to this question ? I got poison ivy from it...

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Dinner rolls or English muffins? Neither, crescent rolls with real cream butter...

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My, what a big ____ you have? Bathtub...

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what is the cause of alcohol addiction Some things look better when you're drunk....

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When it gets hot, do you turn the Air Con up or down? Worst AB question alert...

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When you eat spaghetti, do you swirl it around your fork or cut it with a knife? You can break it into smaller lengths before boiling, and eliminate the long strand problems...

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How many wishes does Jesus grant? You're thinking of a Genie, Aladdin...

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I just bought some horses and my neighbors dog pees on their hay. The hay has to stay where it is and can't be elevated. What can I do? BB gun, aim at the red tip...

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Who died too young? Hmmm...Not one person here said "The King" Elvis...Died young at 46...

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Who died too young? Bump

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Where in Canada has the most stable barometric pressure? Question should be..."Where in Canada has the most stable people?"

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Is "Avengers" really a good movie, or is it just hype? Got a little slow in the middle with a little too much idle chit chat but the action scenes made the movie...Not to say seeing Scarlett Johansson AKA Black Widow in her black catsuit wasn't bad ether....Right Mister_Bromyde?

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What is your least favorite food, something you could not stand to see on you plate at mealtime? Any form of okra...

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whats best done slow ? Driving in a school zone...

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Have you ever seen someone at Wal-Mart who actually LOOKS like someone in those weird photos? I've seen everything...

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What movie gives you comfort? I like this one...

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I'm in Vegas and our waitress, who is gorgeous and in booty shorts, was chatting us up about her 4 year old...what are your thoughts? Different strokes for different folks...Everyone has a story and a life same you and I do.

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What's your favorite thing to order on Amazon? Most everthing...Great website with great prices and good C/S...

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What is your most useful Kitchen utensil? A garbage disposal....

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_______ could sure use a _______. Bluegirl... hotguy...

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What tastes great with wine? Wine gives me a headache...Try a beer question...

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Where would not be a good place to get sick to your stomach? Forty fathoms below in your divers mask...

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Why should smoking be banned in public places? It already is...Next question...

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Is it legal to kill someone that laughs at me for being a virgin? Try it, if it doesn't work then you won't be a virgin long in prison...

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What did you say the last time you hit your thumb with a hammer? I just said...DAMN....

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Do you ever block your toilet Why would anyone really want to know that, are you keeping score or comparing?

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Will a cold shower douse that fire between your legs tonight? I doubt it...

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What is American Pie ?? My kinda pie...

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What would you do if I invaded your house looking for a hairbrush and asked you to brush my hair? Pass...I want some of what you're smoking...

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Does your kitty have teeth ???? Damn right he does, but my pet pussy doesn't....

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What's the first thing you would do after learning you won the BIG lottery? Only you know. I would sit down and take a deep breath, try to relax and get my head clear....Then only tell my immediate family then I would contact a lawyer for advice...And make sure I damn well have that ticket safe somewhere...

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MS sent me 55 updates last night. Any comments? I've had Vista since I went insane(?) Why so many? and on Friday night? I think you're exaggerating, MS only sent me 16 and they were quick downloads and I'm running Vista too and I have Office 2010 which a lot of the downloads are for...

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Did you ever see Sister Act? I saw the Olsen sisters together on full house one time...

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What day of the week has better questions ?? The second Tuesday of next week...

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I really need to fix ______________? That tire...

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What are you spreading behind whose back? Why are you doing that? You expect to get answers on that question...lol

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Have you ever been thrown out of a public place? I got thrown(just told to leave) out of a bar for being under age...Other then that never, I'm not a rude person and I don't get slushy drunk.......Unless I'm at home...lol

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What are those kids doing out there? Swimming on your lawn...

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I smell ___________ yum ? Seafood...

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Would you rather drink a pepsi or coke? why not drink them together? Pepsi, coke tastes like colored water just bland....Why mix the two together and spoil my Pepsi?

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Why should we encourage small children to use foul language? So they can all grow up like you....

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What's wrong this with quesion? It's asked by an idiot who never gives a "like" to anyone as usual, that's why he most always never gets one back...

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Why does a star in the sky turn black Maybe you fell asleep looking at it...

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What's something you should NOT say to airport security? اليوملكم هو الحكم هنا اليوم

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I notice my cat doesn`t pay any attention to the TV. Can they see images in the TV? Do they have any problem with the resolution? I have a problem where my cat won't let my dog watch certain programs...

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Does anyone know any racist jokes against white people? Aren't Jewish people white, now you want them to be the blunt of a joke of being white and Jewish?....You and your friends are a racist assholes, and people here answer your question like they're sheep, no wonder the world's like it is......

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What is John's last name ? John Harrington, he invented the flushing toilet in 1596....We thank you John...

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Tickle me __? Tickle me belly...

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Three girls that I kind of like want me to pee my pants, should I ? You piss your pants without anyone asking, so what's the problem here?

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Who makes the world's #1 coffee (in your opinion)? Why? Eight O'Clock Coffee, been around since 1859 won lots of awards and my family has used it generation after generation and so do I......I'm not a Starbucks guy, never have been...

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Does the color black have a place in your wardrobe? Just a patch, I like that you know how to spell "color"

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Who's the manliest man in the world? AB's own...

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What is a question that only women can answer? Why can't they stand up to take a pee?

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What language do you use to swear? Fowl...

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Last night I dreamt of _____ . Last night I dreamed of chickens, there were chickens everywhere, they were standing on my stomach, they were nesting in my hair, they were pecking at my pillow, they were hopping on my head, they were ruffling up their feathers as they raced about my bed. They were on the chairs and tables, they were on the chandeliers, they were roosting in the corners, they were clucking in my ears, there...

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Can you revive a dead person? I have already...But I didn't expect the results...

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Are you younger than me ? Asking a lot of age questions lately CL, getting near your birthday again?

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Ima make a movie about god. Which actor would make the best god? Mister_Bromyde

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How old do you think i am Between 18-80 As good a guess as any...

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Im so over_____________? A girl here on AB...

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Whats the best Buy 1 get 1 Free offer you have ever seen I believe Hyundai had a buy one get one free a few years ago on one of their lower model cars...

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What were OB La di n's last words when he saw the US Seals? Damn, they have to come right in the middle of Jeopardy ...

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If I'm flying out tomorrow, what would you like to say to me? Good bye whomever you are...

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What's the weather like where you are? Rainy and Gloomy with a hint of cloud opening in SoCal Going to be sunny, hot in the 90's over the weekend here in Florida....No rain...Hitting the beach Sunday with family and friends, beer/food is free and everyone here is welcome...Just follow A1A south toward St. Augustine...

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What's the worst advice yoh ever took? Don't buy into Microsoft, that company will never get off the ground...

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Are you a Doctor waiting to happen? Someone is...

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How much are condoms? New or used?

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How long do you think you could survive if the grocery stores shelves were bare? Unless you had a farm, not long....And not long even if you did have a farm, cause everyone would be there looking for food...Your food...Strange and evil things will happen...

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Will packs run wild during tonight's SUPER MOON? Not tonight, the "Super Moon" will be at it's peak May 5/6....Sorry todays only the third..

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Excuse me ________________ For a second while I finish my burger...

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Have you ever noticed that atheists seem to know more about religions than theists? I would like to see them debate a Jehovah Witness...They have an answer for everything...

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ever run out of questions ? True someone just asked your question a few weeks ago...But....

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when storms rage, and the ship of life is tossed on the waves, you ......... Wait for Jesus to guide me...

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Will there ever be Lithium-Ion AA and AAA batteries? http://www.camaccessories.com/aaaaa-batteries-for-cameras36v-900mah-rechargeable-liion-aa-battery-lc14500-p-33046.html

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I am selling ____________on Ebay I guarantee it works? Well kind of :-) Anti rudeness pills...Can be used on AB too...

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What does Satan really look like? He looks like what you imagine him to look like, that's how he will appear to you...

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What do you know about boats? They're not toys, take some classes and lessons before attempting to take one out by yourself!

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Who loves escargots with lots of garlic butter and sourdough? Not me...They look rotted already... "Why don't they serve escargots at McDonald's restaurants? Because at McDonalds, they serve fast food."

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How do we give a VIP treatment to an important Ab'er? Have the limo waiting after work...Don't forget the Dom Perignon....Among other things...

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If you sold your soul to the devil for a $100,000,000,000 how long will it take before he comes collect? As soon as he heard you were getting Danial Webster to be your lawyer...

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Where do preferences come from? I think preferences are habits that we liked/enjoyed early on and thus continued to choose them during our lifetime...Not to say you couldn't/wouldn't find something you enjoy better in your lifetime and drop your old preferences...

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Can perfume/cologne spark a memory? Definitely, it's happened to me a few times, but it might be a faint long ago memory and if you don't connect it before the smell is gone, meaning gone from your senses then the spark to remember is gone too...Does that make sense? Good question, keep em coming...

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when was the last time someone told u "wow, I'm impressed" ? After sex one time with a older women, she said she was impressed and said that I must have been with a lot of women in my life to be as experienced as I was....I said no this was my first time I've ever had sex!

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Charlize Theron : Hot Or Not ? Maybe a little bit too perfect with makeup, I like her looking more natural... But definitely hot, beautiful face/skin/body...Good actress too...

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What city has a pretty skyline? Has to be San Francisco view from the Golden Gate bridge....Nice question Elizabeth...

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What beer do you most often dream of having? If your most often dreams are about beer I think it's time to join AA...

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Why are you knocking on my door? what do you want? I'm just returning your axe...

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What's worse than seeing your ex? I guess seeing her with her new guy...

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Are you tri lingual? Bi lingual? I can speak 10 languages, nine of which no one but me can understand...

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What fast food is really, really junkie? Rally's makes some greasy stuff...JMO

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I got a hand full of _______. Of dishes to do...

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Show me a pic of the All American man/woman 2011? 2011 and 2112 female And I don't have to be anything...

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Show me a pic of the All American man/woman 2011? 2011 and 2112 male

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What is the worst possible thing that could happen on your first day at a new school? Share your answer...

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What is the worst possible thing that could happen on your first day at a new school? Finding out some of your old school bullies are at this school now!

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What always makes you laugh? Reading the stupid questions and answers here on AB....See I'm even laughing at yours...lololololololololol

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Meat Lovers: If you had an animal that you really loved to eat begin speaking to you and telling you to not kill and eat it, would you? I would take that talking animal on the road, make millions off of it! Then I would just eat the ones that didn't talk....I heard chicken don't talk very much....They just cluck a lot...

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Do you like watching the lighting? As long as I'm not out in it, I like to go boating a lot here in Florida and being on the water in a boat during a lightning storm is a no no...Especially if it comes up suddenly before you can get back in... Even if you do have a cabin it's scary...

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In three words or less:-) describe Howard stern? Self made genius...

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Do you like guinea pigs? For eating or for pets?

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What's a perfect name for a horse? Justin Time

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What's the worst/ best way to get yourself fired from work? Don't show up for a month...If that doesn't work don't show up for another month...It's all good...

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Guys, don't you think it's hot how some younger women have old lady names? Ahhhh I love my granny...

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Are you paying bills the first of the month? All my bills are automatically no hassle paid over the Internet so I never have to write checks or worry about forgetting a payment...I just check to see if I was billed right...Been doing that for years without any problems and never been frauded...You should try it, way better then using snail mail and maybe your payment getting lost or getting there late...JMO

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If your car is insured and somebody does a hit and run would the insurance company still repair the damages without extra cost? COLLISION COVERAGE (COLL): Covers damage to your car when your car hits, or is hit by, another vehicle, or other object even if it's a hit and run. Pays to fix your vehicle minus the deductible you choose. COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE (OTHER THAN COLLISION, OTC, COMP): Covers your vehicle, and other vehicles (in limited scenarios) you may be driving for losses resulting from incidents other than...

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How would you cook your cat for dinner? I think you have it wrong, my cat cooks me dinner...lol

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In your darkest hour, who would you like to be with, Jesus Christ or Buddha? Jesus Christ is my savior and my strength, he has been there for me in my darkest hours...Notice I said "darkest hours" that's because he's been there for me more then once in my life, he's been there many times when I've needed him and he and I only know how much I did need him to survive my darkest hours, my lowest times... Sometimes I don't know why he keeps helping me and still loves me but...

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what things require you to squat to do? anything? Checking out the bottom shelf at a grocery store...

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What a difference a _____________ makes ? Diamond makes...

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Where do you want to sleep? Anywhere I can lay my head...

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What's something a child can get away with doing but an adult can't? Giving "likes" here on AB...Are you a child, cause you never give any!

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What is something that many people fear, but that you don't find scary at all? Mister_Bromyde

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I smell bread, where am I? Standing next to someone with a yeast infection..

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If someone said" can I interest you in_______________"? whould you be interested?:-) Nice polite term a salesperson might use...I would be interested in seeing what they mean since I was in their store shopping anyway, I've found that many items they direct you to are items that are high commission for them or them being told to promote it...Price and need would determine my buying it, but then I do buy a lot of things on the internet I really don't need, does that make me...

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Favorite Italian dinner? Veal parmesan or a moist lasagna layered with real ricotta and mozzarella cheese's topped with a homemade sauce....Yummy...

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Who has it? 'Whose was it?' 'His who is gone.' 'Who shall have it?' 'He who will come.' ('What was the month?' 'The sixth from the first.' 'Where was the sun?' 'Over the oak.' 'Where was the shadow?' 'Under the elm.' 'How was it stepped?' 'North by ten and by ten, east by five and by five, south by two and by two, west by one and by one, and so under.' 'What shall we give for it?' 'All that is...

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My supervisor won't let me take off for my relative's death. What do I do? Your screwed for not being in a union work environment...

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whats the best way to ask your female to prom? Isn't using the term "your female" kind of possessive?

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What is the best car to get when you begin driving? A small compact one...Preferably with a side and rear view mirror...

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How many clowns could fit in your car? Including their balloons?

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Are you going to steal my soul? The devil already has dibs on it...

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Why are women on this site so sensitive? Well you have 141 AB points that makes you an authority.....So you must be right...

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Who go boom-boom? Her and she has the wedding dinner to prove it...

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Do rich people have more friends than poor people? No, they just think they do...

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If "Death" shows up at the door, what will you say? He won't I have a no soliciting sign on the door...And a crazy dog and cat...

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If you won the lottery, would you really give some money to charity? I don't think so, why am I suppose to do that automatically? What if I just think about giving the money to the needed but spend it to make myself and my loved ones happier and have a better life, will I be a better person in just doing that or am I selfish for thinking that way?

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what are the dimensions of a 20 gallon tank? High or low tank?

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_______________ to the rescue Wonder Women...

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Right wingers want Obama to run on his record. How's this? Bin Laden is dead, and GM is alive! Amen...

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Can I have another coffee? Wait your turn...

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Can I legally kick out my 89 year old racist grandmother from my house? She might kick you out...

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What color panties are you wearing right now? My guess is....

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Jonathan Frid dies a few months before the new "Dark Shadows" movie. Do you think Johnny Depp's acting is to blame? I think there was some bad blood there....

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I'm 50 and I'm still a virgin.How should I kill myself? Spend a week here...It will either kill you or cure you...

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Why is everybody in a rush? Maybe they want to get home fast for sex before the kids come home from school...Is that right?

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Where should you not go swimming? In this river, one can get herpes just looking at it...

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Whenever I sneeze, snot comes out my nose. Why? It's not snot, your brain's made out of pudding...

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Have you ever tried to say something smart in company and someone tells you to relax? I don't understand how they would relate to one another especially if you're just trying to say something, why would someone tell you to relax if they don't even know what you're going to say? Please can you give an example?

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Have you slept on your pillows for so long, that they are as flat as pancakes? I would never let them get to that point...

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If you had to, could you just pick up your life and move within 24/hrs? I've noticed you're starting to ask "normal" questions lately, are you mellowing with old age or just starting to experiment with anti depression drugs.....Again?

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Has anybody ever actually eaten tossed sallad and scrambled eggs in the same meal? Why is that an unusual way to eat something in the country you live in?

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Has anybody ever actually eaten tossed sallad and scrambled eggs in the same meal? bump

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What is the only activity you know that makes you forget everything? An exciting movie or sports game...

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What happens if you're given the wrong type of blood? I hate to think about it...

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Are you playing with fire right now? How the f*%# did you know?

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What does it mean "to play" someone? It means...You've been cheated, fleeced, bamboozled, hoodwinked, led astray, run amok, mislead, duped, frauded, stolen from, lied to and taken advantaged of....Have a nice day...

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How do I upgrade from Windows 7 to Windows 8? You have to buy it, it's not a free upgrade...Check out what to do at Microsoft.com

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Have you ever wished you were French? Weak people...No thanks...

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What might a friend do that you'd consider unforgivable? Drink that last beer in my house.....That night....But all is forgiven in the morning....After coffee...

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What are the best reasons why men should sit down while peeing? Short penises...

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I like the smell of______________! Sex in the morning...

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Why are questions so good now? What are you guys on? Are you sure you mean here on AB cause yours isn't...lol

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What is something you are bad at, but you still enjoy doing it? Cross word puzzles...I hope on day I can complete a hard one...

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You can send an 8 character message to yourself at any point in your past. What do you send? BuyYahoo

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Did you ever buy the jar with both peanut butter and jelly in it? Deep Fried Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches Recipe, you can add bananas too if you like... Yes its for real. Here we have the recipe for deep fried peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that will have you wondering now why didn't I ever think of that. They are so delicious and really easy to make so just follow along and before you know it you will be amazing your children with this really...

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is dit da jow safe for diabetics WTF?

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Did you ever buy the jar with both peanut butter and jelly in it? No, that's sacrilegious to us PB&J lovers...Deep fried PB&J sandwich

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What do you put down first: The jelly or the peanut butter? Both...

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Have you ever pulled out a single hair on the head of a stranger sitting in front of you on a train Pass...I want some of what you're smoking...

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What startles you? Looking in your rear view mirror on a lonely rural road while driving 70 in a 45 and seeing a car directly behind you that wasn't there 10 seconds ago...lol

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What's the worst name you've ever heard for a pet? Would you be ashamed to run down the street yelling it? Someone on here named their dog "Underfoot" cause as a pup they were always tripping over it...I just thought it was a strange name...Like calling your child "poopy diaper" cause they crapped their pants as a baby...lol

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Why aren't women in the kitchen cooking and cleaning like they're supposed to be? They don't have a clue...

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Do you have any fruit trees in your yard? Red grapefruit, banana, lemon limes, orange and tangerine trees...Want some, I can't give some of the fruit away when they're ripe...My relatives/friends hide when the see me coming with a basketful, almost like growing tomatoes and zucchini up north, no one wants them either when they're plentiful...

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what makes someone a tough guy? Just being Chuck Norris...

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Are you able to change a tire by yourself? Then maybe not...lol

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Are you able to change a tire by yourself? Sure, I've been doing it since I was a youngster...

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Do you buy insurance to cover everything in your life, even the small things like cell phones? Small things like cell phones are included in your home owners or car insurance...If it's only your cell phone that is stolen and is worth $200 and your deductible is $250 then you're out of luck...

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Are you standing here like a loaded gun, waiting to go off? I just had sex, so my gun already went off...Time to reload...

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What one person finds ugly another person will find beautiful, agree or disagree? Till someone suggests that they need glasses...You must have seen "Shallow Hal"

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Now is the time_____________________________. Is the time to get off your ass and spring clean your yard...

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How many defective people do you know I don't throw stones...

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What kind of restaurant did you go to the last time you ate out? Did you have a nice meal? I had crab stuffed flounder at a place called Crystal River Seafood restaurant here, localy owned, nice price and you're lucky if you can finish it all, their clam chowder and cole slaw are the best I've ever eaten...

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Where did you spend your childhood summers? Down at the local playground everyday with my pals playing sports or just getting out of the heat with a pop/soda talking about life and things or going to a local pool or pond to swim...Nights were different, we would always find trouble(or it found us) to get into...Was about 20 of us that grew up together and went to the same schools, as girls came into our lives we sorta slowly drifted...

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Is it legal for an employee to ask another employee how much money they are a making per hour? Lets test it out...How much do you make an hour bdkelley44?

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What is it like to live near a cemetery? Good question...I've often wondered that, sitting by your computer late at night in your upstairs bedroom next to a big window with a view overlooking a cemetery...I think it would be relaxing.....But I would lock my bedroom door....lol

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What would you do if I go to the bathroom? Get some sleep...Your questions are really getting weird......er

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I believe that the President of the U.S.A. should be someone who has served the country honorably in the military service. Anyone agree? That leaves Bush Jr. out...

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How do you feel about this picture? Lol..I've done that a few times and funny I don't feel anything on the subject...

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Why is euthanasia allowed in animals and not in humans? Does the purpose, ethics and logic differ? Are both forms of life not precious? Watch the movie "Soylent Green" and you'll know why...

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What would you like to see happen to everyone who has more stuff than you? You should have added "Good stuff" just stuff could be junk they have in their basements or garage...JMO

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What guidelines do you use to determine when an item of clothing is ready for the laundry vs. can be worn at least one more time? Unless it's sweater or something like that I change everyday...Here in Humid Florida I have already changed three or four times a day if I've been doing things outside...

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Before the GPS, did you ask directions from strangers? Why waste gas by driving around in circles all day, I'm not shy, best place to ask is at a gas station, just ask someone filling up, always works...GPS's aren't always right either, I was driving the back roads here in Florida and she told me to make a left turn, only problem was it was onto a railroad track...True

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Am I pre-diabetic ? I did some testing myself Your beer times are all screwed up maybe on purpose.. It seems like you don't even know what you're doing...Check with your doctor...Diabetes is a serious diseases not to be made fun of or asked to a bunch of non professionals here on AB...

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Give me a :: Secret Weapon Code Name 4Q

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If the world would end next year. What would you do? Damn that's bad grammar...How could you expect anyone to take your question seriously?

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Will you be mad if I give you a small birthday gift? How small?

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What can I find in your kitchen? Not anyone I know...

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Girls, what would you do if you see nude macho guys sunbathing on the beach? They would probably run........At them

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What do you do if there is a bigfoot outside your tent? Again...I hope he doesn't fart...

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What kind of weather do you like the best? ♪ I've seen fire and I've seen rain I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend But I always thought that I'd see you again ♪

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Why do older people always stare? I guess they get it from their cats...

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Do you want a cat? Why or why not? Better get some sleep, you're getting a little weird tonight...Really...

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Do you ever hoot like an owl? If so, when? I want some of what you're smoking tonight...Pass please!

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What would you not want to see on television? Animal planet getting hooked up with the food channel..

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have you ever fell off a bar stool No but I have knocked quite a few glasses of beer over talking/expressing with my hands, now that's embarrassing and costly especially if it's on your dates clothes or a real big guy sitting next to you...lol

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When was the last time you went upstairs? What about downstairs? OMG how people are like sheep here, I bet if someone asked where they keep all their valuables they wouldn't hesitate for a second to blab the locations...Like I said...OMG the sheep that are on AB...

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Who remembers 2002-2005? The high days of prosperity for the capitalist west? Now look at us. Pathetic. Fuc%#* Bush...

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Would you believe someone if they said they never lied? Why not? Human nature to lie, only person who never lied died 2000+ years ago...

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Behold the power of ___________. Money...

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Have you ever yelled/got impatient with a fast food employee? Just once at a Taco bell when the drive through ask me to repeat my order 5 times then gave me the order wrong and acted like it was my fault...How hard is..."Ten soft shell tacos and ten hard shell tacos with mild sauce"...One large Pepsi...He got the Pepsi right but didn't give me a straw...lol. Taco bell seems to always have the horrible clerks, that's why I never go there, I was only...

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What is something that you like that is flat? B flat

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Does a (male) pet hold a grudge when you chop his nuts off, sometimes i think my male cat does when he stares at me I think the reason cats sometimes stare at people is them reverting back to their early evolutionary stages of being large predators and thinking "If I was still larger you would be my kibbles and bits tonight"....BTW Welcome back CL...

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Alright i got a test for all of you so called "car guys" out there.... what make is this car? It's an Apollo coupe...I prefer the metallic blue...

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If you were kidnapped, who would you want to be the one holding you hostage? Angelina Jolie, she's getting tired of Brad...

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Can you name something that is rectangular in shape? Most flags are...

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How do I decrease testosterone when I have too much and my lady can't get any sleep? Ask your doctor to give you some female hormone shots..

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How often do you feed your CAT daily? He does his own cooking and feeds himself, the kind of cat I like.....

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What took so long? Why? Apparently we didn't have the modern techknowledge to make the Grand Canyon back then...

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Do you ever drink milk or juice straight from the carton then put it back in the refrigerator? I have a fridge in my man cave that is mine, I do what I want with what I want...Mostly juice/energy drinks, beer/wine coolers/mixes and such.. Beers you can't really just drink part of it and put it back but I have made Margaritas and other mixed drinks and drank them from a container during sports events because I was too lazy to get a glass....My head and me paid for it the next day....lol

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What organs do you like to eat? I use to like deep fried chicken livers until I found out that just eating one was almost your colesteral and fat % for the day...Damn..

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This place does not need any _______. Any more cat pictures...

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Will God really dwell on earth? I think earth is the slums to him...

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Is napping habit forming? Yes, once you start getting use to that little snooze pick me up usually in the afternoon, your body starts remembering how good it felt and subconsciously lets you know that it's time for one and even can make you feel crappy if you miss it...

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Can Good/Bad news ever be the same exact thing? How? "Sorry to tell you your bird died while you were on vacation Mrs. Smith, but when we went to bury him in your back yard we found a trunk of old Spanish gold"

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Can your donkey run twice as fast as anybody's horse? Only if Jesus was it's jockey...

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Did you know Apple may single-handedly cure Alzheimers? What do people do that can't afford apples, will carrots do, they're cheaper?

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What would you call this food? Looks good to me if I could know what was in it....Hopefully those pink things are shrimp or pork and not worms...

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Do you tend to be accident prone? No but my car is, been hit(not my fault) 4 times since moving to Florida...

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Deep AB disappointment.. thoughts on departure? Trying to spark conversation on subject matter like you posted is almost non existent on AB other then a few here bantering back and forth on political issues or what the world thinks of America, 95% of the people answering on AB are sheeple, followers answering the ever boring questions the questioner wants/expects them to like the ever safe "fill in the blanks", being nicey nicey and enjoying...

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What is something unusual that can be found in your kitchen cupboards or your refrigerator? I've got a zombie's arm in my freezer, it's the only way to keep it under control...

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What would you give me a can of? Enjoy...

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Does a ghost just look like the person, or like the person when they died? Ghosts don't exist...Silly rabbit...

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This place needs some _______. Girls on trampolines..

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HEART BURN? Or something else? After eating a frozen lasagna I got a sever burning in my stomach to the point I thought I was going to die. If there was that much pain It might have been a temporary blockage, about two years ago I ate some dry popcorn then a few hours later that night I went to a sports bar and had a large taco salad, coming home I could feel pain starting and not heartburn pain, my stomach was contacting every 5-10 minutes trying to push the food through my duodenum apparently it had formed a ball or something in...

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Did you know someone will take your place when you die and that it didn't really matter too much? Well I took someones place that died, it's only fair to reciprocate or are you going to go out screaming and kicking, if so you'll screw up the whole line waiting to take your place...?

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How long does it take to get to the bus station? Bus station as in Greyhound, your local transit or a school bus station...Be more specific in your question...

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Who is your favourite cartoon cat and why? I like Speedy...

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vegetarians: if fish isn't meat what is it? A fish is a living thing with a brain, unlike vegetables....

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What will happen if I gain weight? You're never going to get this...

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What brand of VCR would you not recommend? AND DONT ASK WHY I WANT A VCR Don't buy anything but a Sony with flash wind and commercial skip...That's all you need in a VCR

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Have you tried the new pancakes from Denny's? No, I value my health too much...

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Why does it matter anyway? You're more depressed then usual today...What's up....?

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Friend wanted to go to this old chinese restaurant. I had a lousy dinner. Have you ever had lousy chinese food? I think the reason is that help in some Chinese restaurants aren't treated good and they take it out on the customers...

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If you could eliminate any one noise from the world, what noise would you get rid of? A rod knock coming from your engine..

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I think i am pregnant, but i am 13. I WANNA NAME HIM BILLY :) YOU SHOULD NAME HIM SILLY...You could be a grandmother before 30...

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I love trucks, anyone kind enough to post any good pictures for me? This was my favorite growing up...

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How can I talk my mom into adopting another jack russell terrier? Isn't one Jack Russell enough, my friend has a young one and can't keep up with her...lol...Nice dogs though, this one can actually jump up to my shoulder and lick my face when it greats me...When there are no birds in the back yard to chase she chases airplanes...There's not a squirrel or chipmunk that would dare step into her yard...True

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Why do some people own such big dogs? They are kind of hard to cuddle up with. I've always noticed/commented on single women that live alone in apartments as having the biggest dogs...The smaller the women the bigger the dog...Protection or what...I'm not going to go there...lol

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Of somebosy nissed thw odd key whem they were tyoing woild ypu stikk be anle to yell wjat they meany? Yes, yes...no...

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Can you be fired for refusing to wear a silly hat for your company's annual staff picture? I guess if you haven't got a union behind you the company can fire you for any little thing they want to...That's the way it goes...

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Why is Tom Hanks`s face so annoying? His facial actions are stereotyped a little and it shows with certain emotions of his on the screen......Bogard had that little "twitch" that annoyed some people too, but it's a little thing that gives them character/uniqueness and more people like it that way then don't...At least I do...I heard Bogard had that lip twitch from a cut he had while young...

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Is your toilet too low to the floor? No but I have sat on some that seemed hard to get off of....lol

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Do you hate doing your homework? Home work?...How old are you and isn't it past your bed time?

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Do AB answerers have jobs? Answerer's* I was just thinking the same thing about people who ask dumb questions here all of the time...They can't have jobs if they're that unimaginative that they can't broaden their question spectrum on a little dinky site like AB..

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What food have you tried that you will never eat again? Curried Lamb

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What if Jesus and Muhammed both came back on matching horses in the sky? Wouldn't that be kind of awkward? Wouldn't that be on matching Donkeys?

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Have you thrown your first cookout of summer/spring yet? Had one for Easter...Was 82 here in Florida...

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When you were a child, what were some of the things you were scared of? Things under my bed...Most of the time they weren't real.....But not all of the times...

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Who else is excited about Christmas? We just had Easter let's not rush it, Santa's on vacation...

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Why didn't your parents raise you right? They tried, we just couldn't get along, they wouldn't give me any space...

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Apart from potatoes, leprechauns, the colour green and beer, what else is Irish? Bond, James Bond...

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Why the dogs so cute? I guess it's their smile...

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What does mankind need most right now? Jesus...

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what is making you smile? Having teeth...

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Do you want your girlfriend or your wife to get pregnet? None of the above...

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what do people do with there lives? Some remarkably live happily and do the best they can knowing that all there is for them in the end is death, others lives are already dead by their own choosing and death in the end is just a confirmation of that...

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We always hear about guys wearing women's underwear. Are there also women walking around with jock straps on? Jock straps aren't underwear they're athletic supporters, there's no reason a women would want to wear them since females have no testicles to protect......but I might be wrong...lol

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Do you think I can drive? Looks like cash cab to me...

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Never let me________________________________ Go out with dirty underwear...

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Am I a werewolf? Only in name...

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I've been waiting so long ___________________ Cream... Sunshine of your love, I've been waiting so long To be where I'm going In the sunshine of your love. I'm with you my love, The light's shining through on you. Yes, I'm with you my love, It's the morning and just we two. I'll stay with you darling now, I'll stay with you till my seas are dried up. I've been waiting so long To be where I'm going In the sunshine of your...

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Do you save for a rainy day? I'm like a thrifty cat...I put a little in the kitty each night...

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This is the last__________________________ Of the beer.....Hey where you guys all going?

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What would you do if somebody called you stupidface? Look in a mirrror quick...

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Is it safe to use amway loc all purpose cleaner to wash cats and dogs Mr. Clean works better....

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What annoys you more, someone popping their gum or someone crunching ice? Since popping gum could go on forever but ice will melt eventually, I choose eating popcorn with their mouths open or slurping the bottom of their drink forever with a straw at the movies......

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Do you remember the soap product "Zest"? It stinks, someone I don't like uses it...The smell makes me dislike him more...

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What magazine would you not read? Any sewing, quilting or crocheting magazines, not even with a long wait ahead of me at my doctor's or dentist's office...

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Peter Frampton called..he want's his ______________________ Hair to grow back because his looks are already gone...That can't be the same person from the 70's..lol those Brits age quick...

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Do you think poor people with low incomes should get a bigger tax refund ? You mean get more back then you made? How's a goverment suppose to survive doing that?

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When did you last have a go on a swing? A go meaning ????

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I found an old copper coin that says hibernia on one side, and some bloke on the other. I dont suppose anyone knows when it could be from? Is that misspelled, what the hell is a "bloke"?

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how long can you hold your breath? Long enough for you to take a breath mint...

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My dream is to_________. Finally get a good question to answer here on AB...

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I asked a guy if he was really done with me, and he said "naw man idk" what is that exactly supposed to mean? It means he just saw the new Three Stooge's movie...

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Was I really THERE last night? You still are...

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What does your cat likes to eat? Chili dogs...

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Do you believe that the white race has said "sorry" enough to non-white races? I've never said I was sorry.....So I guess I can't answer your question...

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He's so cheap he ___________ . The grand canyon was made when he dropped a penny down a rabbit hole

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What would you not want to see while in an airplane up in the sky? A gremlin outside my window...

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What's a condom? Something made just for you...

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When will all this be over? Sooner then you think...

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Mmmmm... that _____________ looks so good! Vacation home

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Any psychics on here? Yes and I still know what you did last summer...

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Every time you touch me ______ ? Depends on who the "you" is...If it was Mister_Bromyde I would get my Lysol spray out...

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Was Hitler's moustache fake His stash was real...His head was fake...

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What is it that you will probably not get, unless you say "please"? Probably not a "like" from anil m he gives them away as if they were national treasures...

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If you killed somone what would you do with the body There's always your back yard with the other bodies...

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If you have a full tank on your car, where would you go right now? I can't afford a full tank, can I tell where I would go with a half tank?

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What did medieval people do instead of watching the telly? Watched people die from disease and famine...Life expectancy was between 30 and 40 years of age if that much...

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What would not be a good slogan for a resort? The Shining was filmed here...

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Does smart people watch foreign news channels in order to understand their country ? I don't like "foreign" people...

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Do you need some different goggles? No mine are just fine...

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What was the last movie that left a bad taste in your mouth? What was the name of it and I'll tell you if I laughed...

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Can I just become a non-player character? I'm tired of this life. You already are...

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What are the names of the men who died at the Alamo? Why?

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I looked in the mirror and saw a ______ Man stuck on your back...

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What do you think Satan wants for his birthday? Probably your soul....Then again, by your questions it looks like he already has it...

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Whatever happened to the guy that "has to make the doughnuts"? He's still around...

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I have a small patch of Poison ivy in my yard. Any suggestion what i can use to kill it? Take your shoes and socks off and trample it to death...It's the only sure way...

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I'm a little lamb that's lost in the woods..... Not for long...

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Are you a misfit of science? Yes, some part of my body is much larger than other parts...

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What sites will allow me to upload my personal information for free? Any Nigerian website will be glad to have you upload all your personal info for free...

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What is the dining etiquette for breakfast at an expensive restaurant? Don't ask to see the cook, she might not be fully dressed yet...

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My friend orders his McDonalds fries with no salt, so he always gets them fresh. What are some restaurant tips that you would like to share? Ask if you can see the egg factory

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Would you like to throw a cup of urine into the lobby of Google's corporate headquarters? Again?

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Where can I download Google for free? I've got 6 google downloads left, since I like you I can let you have one for half price, lets say $79.95 and It's yours, contact me with your email address and we can go from there....I take paypal...

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Here in America we used to look out for one another. Do we still? Should we? Why? When was that, maybe I'm a little too young to remember...?

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Who owns the middle of the ocean? The Kraken

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Please don't tell anyone but my bum is really hairy. Is it okay to shave your bum? does anyone do this or wax it? I see the full moon arisin' I see trouble on the way I see earthquakes and lightnin' I see bad times today

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Is there a Disney World in Iraq? Was

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Is a fox a dog or a cat? I'd say some type of pussy...

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can you show me pictures of cute kittens? My baby...

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What do you not want to see while on a boat in the ocean? That the earth is really flat...

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Do you like me in this picture? I guess it's better then some people's mug shots..

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Where can I sleep? Clime up and join us, we just broke open a bottle of wine...

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Did the British invent bad food on purpose? Those Brits do eat some weird stuff...I don't know if it was on purpose or out of necessity...

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Why can't I ever find someone to talk to who won't end up hurting me? I open my heart and it gets stomped on. Maybe your standards are to high....try lowering it to find someone as desperate as you are for companionship...

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What if Justin Bieber was being carried around on one of those Egyptian thrones by a bunch of slaves, then pointed at you and said, in a What if Justin Bieber got your name and IP from AB and came over to your house, grabbed you from your computer chair and kicked your little punk ass?

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Do those insect repellers using sound actually work at all? Not on hard of hearing bugs...

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What song makes you turn up the volume, if it comes on? Beastie boys "Fight for your right to party"

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What's trending? I need to know what is trending. trend (trnd) n. 1. The general direction in which something tends to move. 2. A general tendency or inclination. See Synonyms at tendency. 3. Current style; vogue: the latest trend in fashion. intr.v. trend·ed, trend·ing, trends 1. To extend, incline, or veer in a specified direction: The prevailing wind trends east-northeast. 2. To show a general tendency; tend

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What is the best argument against democracy? I can't think of any....But...

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You just won the game! how do you feel? :D What do you feel by tricking someone?

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Did you ever post pics? no

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What is something that you don't think adults should discuss in front of children? A relative in jail for being a pervert...

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Can your dog use a computer? Dog saves her puppy while owner just films...Good thing she wasn't on the computer that day...

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I want everyone on AB to do something artistic..take a picture and post it on here :-D please? We don't appreciate "I want" people here...Since you're just a noob please address your questions more politely and you'll get a better response...If that's what your looking for...

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Can your dog use a computer? Yes but my cat won't let him watch porn...

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Who has seen the wind? A few doctors, some have actually smelled it...

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is it illegal to have a treehouse in your front yard in yukon oklahoma? No because I use to have one there.....Well at least something like it...

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The best looking Race? In your opinion? Indian women, sorry I told her to keep her arms down when I took the picture!

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The best looking Race? In your opinion? Indian women...

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Is not having enough money a good reason to not pay my rent That should be the only reason...How that excuse will fly with your landlord is another story.

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Now that 2012 is here, are you scared? I'm scared because I don't remember 2011...

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Do you love Moses? No, I was having a great day fishing when he parted that damn Red Sea...

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Why do you go home? It's where my GPS takes me...I'm a slave to it...

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How would you feel if Lady Gaga teleported into your room and told you to worship Barack Obama? Dude seriously what are you on, or are you just weird for attention?

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Are people safe when you invite them into your home? Sometimes..If they're lucky and don't shower...

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What would life be like without me ? could you survive :-) I would miss you terribly but then I would survive just on the beautiful memories of that one passionate night we had at the beach together...

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Is there a law on how long a train can block an intersection? I don't know but there should be a law on how long Answerbag Staff can go without giving a "like" to anyone...

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Have you ran out of soda yet? No but I just ran out of pop...

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What is one sport that you would never want to play? Surfing in shark infested waters...Definitely...

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Are you going to pick up my mom? If your name's Stifler then the answer is yes...

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Crazy Easter bunnies pictures:[post pictures] Easter bunnies shouldn't be crazy or weird, they should be cute and enjoyed and not be frightening...After all they're not called the "Halloween Bunnie" are they?

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What if you found a bunch of Ancient Mayans playing soccer with a head in your yard? Pass that joint, I want some of what you're smoking...

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When is it wise to appear foolish? Why? When you're trying to build someones confidence/usefulness by having them help you do something you well know how to do yourself but pretend not to...It's a little thing in life that makes one feel good for trying to help others...

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What do you do if a Sasquatch breaks down your front door and chases you? I have a steel front door, I don't think that will happen...Many have tried.

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What types of people have no lives? Look in a mirror and ask that question to yourself...Get back to us when you come up with an intelligent answer to share...

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married 6 months found out husband hasn't paid taxes. he wont get a full time job, and doesnt get along w/daughter should i divorece him I'll let you know my answer after I hear his side of the story...

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There's no wrong way to __________________. Enjoy a sunset... I actually took that picture here in Florida a couple years ago...

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If i give mt cat a Viagra will his tail stay in the upright position Why do you have Viagra ChelseaLee?

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Have you ever met a rude Canadian? No just a lot of dumb ones...lol

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Don't give up. _______________ . On Mister_Bromide, he's hiding somewhere smiling!

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Do u think there will b another American Revolution within the next century ? You're a Canuck what do you care what happens to us in the United States?

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What is the best thing you've carried in your hands? My girlfriend's pussy...

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What do you like to ride My 6'5 girlfriend, she takes me everywhere....

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Whats something i could show you, that you will never forget You cooking me breakfast...

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Where's Bornabrit? I haven't seen her in the while. She got married and doesn't need us anymore....

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We didn't use up all our toilet roll, so who did? Was it aliens? Next time use the super duper jumbo size roll especially created for big asses...

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Is that a cigarette you're smoking? Good observation Sherlock...

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Could you send for the hotel porter? There appears to be a frog in my bidet. Ahhh...Didn't you eat frog legs last night?

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How do i kill myself as quickly as possible? I'm 15 btw Walk around dark streets in a bad neighborhood wearing a hoodie, someone will do it for you!

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Do you know why I like answerbag?? Cause you can read all the posts from the toolbags with no lives!!! And now we just read yours...

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my gf has be had sex with about 40 men she even had 5 black men in one nyt.. dose it show ? my gf said its fine for me to share this pic . That's my wife's pussy you son of a bitch, I recognize the tattoo...

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Two wheels or four wheels? Maybe three? Four but square..

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Would you rather be feared or laughed at? Why? Who would ever want to be laughed at?

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What time is it on your biological clock? Earlier then most here...

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Girls kissing Girls ! is it exciting ? Watching it done in real time with me being there can be a real turn on if I know I'm going to be involved eventually otherwise no...

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What goes best with a smile? Teeth...

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What's something you think Dracula gets tired of hearing at parties? Is that your blood mobile parked out front?

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Have you ordered condoms on internet? Were they good? Would you do it again? I ordered them on eBay from a Hong Kong seller, 95% of Asians have very small penises and they didn't fit...I put them on my fingers and used them as gloves when working on messy things in my garage...

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What do you do while eating supper or dinner? Try to finish it...

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What is your favourite purple fruit? Tinky Winky

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What will you have in your omelet? I'm still waiting for the eggs at the egg factory...

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What's in that jar? Can't tell...We're afraid to open it...

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Do you like being in spaces where balls are flying all over the place? Why or why not? Never worked at a driving range...

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What's one thing that You think, costs too much?? Bottled water, dealer parts and hookers

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When was the last time you combed your hair with a fork? I use a spoon forks are to dangerous......

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would a tattoo on one of my two palms be a bad idea ??? All depends on your tattoo and your profession, if you're a doctor you might not want to do that...Or if you eat out with your boss a lot...lol

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Bread sticks or Cheese sticks? Garlic bread sticks and then breath mints...

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How can i get my cat to toughen up ? Maybe he needs someone maybe like a friend to protect..

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Do you have a favorite film line? What is it? The outlaw Josey Wales, Bounty hunter says "A mans got to make a living" Josey says "Dying ain't much of a living boy"

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can u ask for a jury trial on a ticket No...All you can do is go in front of a judge if you don't want to waver it...

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Do you go to "all you can eat" restaurants? Just Golden Corral and Cici's pizza or a Chinese buffet place, I don 't go there to pig out(though some of my friends do) I just like the variety of things offered that you wouldn't get with just a ordered regular meal...Like frog legs...

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Whats your opinion on people who eat a banana on Fridays No problem, it's those ones that eat garlic Sunday morning before church that I don't like......

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If you were baptized by a priest that molested children, does your baptism still count since it was performed by a sinner? No, better get baptised again cause you're still a heathen

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Does anyone know if, the Sanford Police vehicles are equipped with a dash cam? Yes

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How long have you had anal fissure? Never...I'm a perfect asshole.

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why a single item have different prices in ebay? Some because of shipping, if the seller offers free shipping, then the price of the item would probably be higher then those that do not, also depends on if the item is new, used or refurbished...

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what is a end of the world anyways? The end of the world is just the beginning of another...

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How can something so beautiful turn so ugly so quickly? Good question...Gravity?

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What is your house made of? Straw...

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Am i wasting my time waiting for a good question to answer Same as I am...

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Where's Bornabrit? I haven't seen her in the while. I think she said she was going on vacation(holiday) that might be the case, I hope nothing else has happened to her...

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what was the last thing that made you snort ? Last summer I was drinking a glass of Pepsi at lunch one day and just as I was swallowing a friend said the funniest thing and I snorted my drink through my nose all over the place...Funny right now I can't remember what the hell he said....But it was something funny relating to the days events....

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do all pussies stink? Some....How come no women answered this question?

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Do you grab the first Mall parking spot you see or wait for a closer one to open or drive around like a mouse in a maze? Or ...... what? I show my badge and park wherever I want...

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what are some things not to do on a first date? Not ask to see her stomach first...

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Do you ever wake up with a headache No, never a headache just a hard on sometimes!

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Was Jamie Lee Curtis smoking hot in A Fish Called Wanda? .. She was smoking hot in "Trading Places" when she let you see her tits...

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How do I tell you that your fly is unzipped in front of all the pretty A/B ladies? We always use/used XYZ "Examine your zipper"

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Why do I feel weak? Every Time I get weak from too much sex my GF carries me around...

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What's the last thing you ate streight from the can? I ate some Chef Boyardee Big Beefaroni from the can a couple weeks ago...I was on the run and hungry...And it was good, I heated the can up in my microwave first...lol

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My dog keeps peeing on my bed, she is a year old now and just started this new "trick". How can I get it to stop? In the cage at night for awhile...Too many people let their animals run their lives when it should be the other way around...I have friends that treat their dog as if it was their baby and cater to it's every wish eventually spoiling it, then blame the dog.........Are you one of those people?

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When do you know someone has become old and out of touch? When he thinks the monitor is a TV...And the keyboard is a new type channel selector...

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How old is your pet or pets? He never told me and I don't pry

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Am I the only one here with good questions? Your good questions are only good because of my good answers....

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Men spend 9 months of their life trying to get out. Once we are out we fight for the rest of our lifes to get back in. Your thoughts? With our mothers? You're a sick Fu*k..

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Where do you go if you want to get away from it all? You know the place...

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Suggestions of a name for my bird, a Co ck a too? I had a female named Peaches and a male named Tramp

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Why was Alcatraz discontinued as a correctional facility? Ghosts

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What would you do if you see a ice cream truck? Pull around it carefully and give my dog some change, he loves Tutti Frutti push ups...

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Where are you running? You would too if you knew what was behind me!

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I feel like making ______. My friend smile...

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When was the last time you wore a cape? Why? The day I retired from being Superman...I'm just Clark Kent now, news reporter...

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What do the aliens want with our gold? I heard they were selling their gold here on earth because they live on a solid gold planet and want to buy our dirt to farm their favorite vegetable, ET broccoli!

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Is this it ? Is this all there is in life ? For some it's as good as it gets, for me I'm just scratching the surface!

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What would discourage you from recycling? Laziness...

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Just how smart is Target? According to something I heard, they seem to know their customers better than their customers know themselves. They don't know anything about me cause I never shop there...That chain sucks, I don't know how they stay in business

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Will anybody rescue ME :( Catch...

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Are you ready to pounce No, I'm mellow and happy...No need to pounce but thanks for asking...

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Do you think about God all day long? Why or why not? I don't hear it...

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Can I get some of that? Sorry Weylon, I have a lock on that booty

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Do you consider yourself an amazing work of art? When I was 17 after screwing up a few times at my after school grocery clerk job, my boss(was a women) would just shake her head and say "you know you're a work of art" I never knew what she meant by that...lol

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best drink on a hot summers evening by far has to be ___________. Ice cold brewski...Must be a lot of lemonade drinking teetotalers here....

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Was Cheney ever booed by a crowd? A crowd booed Biden on St. Patrick's Day. Is it an indicator that it's over for obama? It was an indicator that there was a lot of drunken micks in the crowd

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What would you do if a bad guy tried to mug you while you are at a grocery store shopping? Give them my food stamps

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Anxiety, anxiety, anxiety... What do you do when you feel it? Get a massage...

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Are you in a dark place right now? Yes...Come in...

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Did you or someone you know invent the wheel? Yes, he was a "big wheel"

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How Many words can you make out of the 4 letters S.T.O.P? You probably have more time on your hands then I do, so how many can you count...I'll have a beer while you answer your own kindergarten question!

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If i have been studying for long time, what should i do for a rest? Go on spring break like everyone else...

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What do you love about feathers? Unless I was an Indian....Nothing, there like keeping someone's hair around...lol

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What would you like to see at least once in your lifetime? The Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl...Big fan, grew up in that area...

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Would anyone mind grabbing a gallon of milk from the store for me? I baked some brownies, and I have no milk to drink with them... :( Just give me a minute...

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The noisy adverts on this site are slowing down my laptop and annoying me in general this morning Can the be switched off? You have to pay AB a premium for not having ads shown to your IP address...

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do you cook by intuition or through looking at the instructions ? I was never good at following cooking instructions...

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How often do you eat popsicles? Never unless it's a super hot day and a kids eating one next to me....Then I say, "look there's Justin Bieber" and when she turns I take a bite...lol

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You have no right to ____________ . feel bad about your driving...

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Spaghetti sauce using ground chicken? Normally, I use ground beef. Not meatballs. .. That's fine, I use chicken nuggets as meatballs in spaghetti...

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Just about everyone driving does this... Men are far more likely to do this while driving than Women...What? Check the mirrors while backing up or changing lanes...

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If you seen me burning a BIBLE in public - would you take action ? I would protest your Embassy

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Do you think you know everything? If so, why? I do...

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Why should I listen to you? Cause I'm the lookout for this bank job you idiot...

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Why should I listen to you? Cause I'm the lookout for this bank job you idiot...

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What's the point in caring about what you can't have? None...But I have it, I always wanted a big women...

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In your opinion, which James Bond 007 movie is the best ever made and why? Goldfinger... James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

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Do you think it's proper to take your shoes off in a public place? It never really entered my mind to do that but as long as they don't put those smelly things up on a table, I guess it's alright with me....But who would want to walk around with their shoes off on a filthy floor anyways? And do they go to the bathroom shoeless.....yuck...

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Are YOU an American hero ? No, I'm not a cowboy!

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What fun is money if you are stinking rich. I know, I'm not rich but I'm well off, not a millionaire but I don't really care that much about money as I did in my rough time days when I loved buying something I couldn't afford... Even JD with all his money doesn't look very happy...

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Taylor Swift or Avril Lavigne? Avril Lavigne. she has a personality unlike Taylor Swift who is a cardboard poster!

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do u believe in miracles ? Think about it, every living person is proof of God's greatest miracle...

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Is psychiatry basically a worthless field? Yes, If you've been crazy like Mister_Bromide and myself have been our whole lives, there's no hope for us guys...

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Who put the cat on the apple? Yeah who the hell did that, the cat was supposed to go in the hat...

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Naked __________ Naked as a jaybird....

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Do you click it or ticket? Click it, I already got a $118 ticket...

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Do you talk dirty with your mother-in-law; not too dirty - just scratch the surface a bit? Who brought back this stupid 4 year old question, he's probable divorced by now!

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Do you hate driving in the rain? What next, "Do you like driving in a sand storm"?

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Have you made that t-shirt yet? Yep and she's wearing it...

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It's ok to eat chocolate flavored corn cereal, but it's not ok to pour chocolate syrup on your corn on the cob. Why? Because corn cereal is a by product of corn, just as ethanol is made from corn but isn't considered corn same way with corn syrup, I've seen people put honey on their corn on the cob so why not chocolate...?

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When is getting attention a bad thing? When you're walking down a dark street and a Rottweiler in a yard with a thin leash notices you...

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How is the teller you meet with at the bank you go at times ? She's hot and she always flirts with me, but I don't know whether it's because I'm good looking or she knows how much I have in my account$$$...lol

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It's pointless to _______. Try to get MR_Bromide to smile...

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Are you keeping someone else's secret? No, just a few of mine...

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Why do some people hurt others to make themselves feel better? Does that really work? Yoiu tell me, do you feel better?

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Does time have a beginning and an end? Just our time..

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Have you ever tried to climb a tree that was shorter than you? Been way too long of a night for you Weylon....Get some sleep...

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What size are your favorite cups? 12oz mug..16oz for traveling

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What does Chuck Norris have for breakfast? When Chuck Norris wants an egg for breakfast he cracks open a chicken! Or a can of wup-ass

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Why doesn't she know she is beautiful? Why does she have to, beauty is in the eye of the beholder who's to say what beauty really is?

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Would you mind just answering the question? Hold on...I'm in the middle of questioning my answer...

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What would make you think someone is a control freak? Why? Instead of going into a long explanation like some here do it's simple, they're always trying to get you to do things they want or like to do, sometimes they don't even know they're doing it, I'm guessing it's a problem with insecurity. If they're good friends or family try to work it out without losing them, which could happen...But don't ask me what happens when you get two persons like that...

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Will you stay with me until I am not scared anymore? Sure...

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Quick! A dragon appears! It's just my mother in law...

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Do you have a favourite doodle,that you repeat over and over ? For some reason even as a kid I always doodle circles with arrows going through them!

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Do you like blue cheese salad dressing? Just for wing dipping...A good Italian dressing on my salad, I must say Olive Garden Italian dressing is very good...

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Who's winning the war? Drug Dealers...You don't do drugs do you Mister_Bromide?

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Someone who does not bother to thank you for helping them is __________? I don't need verbal thanks for helping a fellow human being, anyway most of the time you can just see it in their eyes...

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If you were a candy bar in a store how would you feel? I would wonder how I got a mind to think and if there's others here like me?

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Why do you complicate things? Because I'm a perfectionist and that's a pain in the ass sometimes....

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people watch the news in the morning mostly because______? Most watch it for the weather conditions and local news!

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I would not eat at a restaurant named "_______." Dirty Dicks....Been there...lol

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Are Republican primary elections bought and payed for? http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e369/SgtTian/PUSHUPS.gif

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One way to ruin a perfectly good meal is to _______. Have late dinner guests...

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Is it wrong to cheat on someone while in jail? No but instead of a "Dear John" letter send him a "Dear Con" letter...

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How do you know I saw a giraffe? I saw you both "necking"

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What things when put on your skin ,make you itch? Oxiclean laundry booster or detergents that aren't free and clear/gentle...Usually it will make my back and upper arms itch and sometimes burn like crazy...That's why I bought this back scratcher...I don't need it anymore, you want it?

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How do some bald men make their heads so shiny? Is there a product made specifically for that? Try some of this...

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What is the worlds worst tv show? Give me answers so i know to avoid them Keeping Up with the Kardashians-----Avoid at all costs

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Fire in the hole! Which hole exactly are they talking about? FIRE IN THE HOLE A warning that you yell out when an explosion is imminent.

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How do you tie your loincloth? I wear Haynes boxer briefs, what tribe do you belong to, I'll ship some to your hut...

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What should I do when I turn 18 years old ? Try to live to 19...

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What really flips your switch? Running late and I'm stuck behind a school bus for 5 miles on a no passing street,,,

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Defend_____________? Your right to party...

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What food smell really smells BAD to you ? Brussels sprouts while they're cooking but they taste good, Middle Eastern foods especially with cumin in it, some cheeses and garlic....

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Well ive never been to _____________? "Spain, but I kind of like the music"

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Would you welcome superior beings from another world arriving here and taking over ? Sure...

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What is something you wish you'd never bought? That damn leg lamp...

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Who wants to play a fill in the blank game? Alright but nothing over 3 blanks!

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Have smart phones changed our way of life forever? They certainly changed our way of driving...

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What's your favorite shoe? Ahhhh...

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I am a complete genius. Please make me dumb. Ahhh....,

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Do you know a horror movie so bad, it should've been a comedy? It was...lol

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Is your tongue long enough? Long enough to get to all the important places...

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Wheres my coupon? I found it, you dropped it at the singles bar last night...

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Why is Jesus doing this to me? Because you don't reach out to him and he doesn't like your avatar.....

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What does Google taste like? It tastes like "SURF and turf"

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How do you like your schnitzel? For those that didn't know...Could also be made out of boneless chicken. Schnitzel (German pronunciation: [ˈʃnɪtsəl]) is a traditional Austrian dish made with boneless meat thinned with a hammer (escalope-style preparation), coated in bread crumbs and fried. It is a popular part of Viennese, Austrian cuisine and German cuisine. In Austria, the dish called Wiener Schnitzel (Viennese...

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When swimming, you should always _______. be on the lookout for doody

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Did you find someone else to replace me with? Sadly yes...

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Where do all the League leaders of AB, get their questions from? Is there some kind of a pool? Well some ask brainless questions like "Name something that begins with an A" then continue down the alphabet, then go two double letters or "Do you like pork" then continue to chicken, fish, beef...etc etc. there's an endless supply of dumb questions to ask. Sad part is they have sheep following them around who gladly answer those stupid questions...Not all are that way, many board leaders...

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Should Afghanistan invade Canada because of the killing spree committed by an American? No because they couldn't afford to live there...

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The only good Liberal is _______________ Liberal. This guy...Mr. Bromide AKA "A good Liberal"

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Are you sure you are not a clone of yourself? Why? Sometimes I think I'm the only human on earth and everyone else are aliens or robots...Ever see West World?

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How nice does having an income feel for you? Keeps me one step ahead of those wolves at my door...

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For good conversation, would you rather have dinner with someone who reads newspapers or gets all their "news" on TV? People still read newspapers, I get my info from the internet and TV...

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Have you seen Raiders of the lost Ark No lately, did they find it yet?

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What would you like with that hot dog? A good Angus beef frank steamed, diced onion, stadium mustard, at times chili on a wheat bun...Not a relish, grilled peppers, kraut or cheese fan...

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What is a food that tastes good either raw or cooked? Mushrooms

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How to get rid of a bad spirit in the home. You're all close to losing your souls, one living person could have helped but he's dead now, my advice is to accept Jesus as your savior everyday while denouncing Satan and never ever go back into that house again...

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I'm interested...Someone's been posting TONS of snake questions on here...But I'm gonna add one more..I heard snakes can't eat people. Could a giant snake possibly swallow me? I'm a 5'9, 165 pound guy. I'm afraid of snakes. Is that possible? Please say no You're a goner...Better get out of your hut now and move to Alaska...

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What is Ack Knee? It's terrible pain for runners...

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Which TV commercial do you currently like? I like the one with the AT&T 4G cell phone taco party ones in the office when everyone gets messages faster then the person with the older cell...Or the AT&T 4g spider one and the flash mob......