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Answer to This week a story was bantered around in the news agencies to the effect that the President might drop Biden for Hillary Clinton. Thoughts?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:49:38 -0800

This week a story was bantered around in the news agencies to the effect that the President might drop Biden for Hillary Clinton. Thoughts?

She isn't and I would rather have Obama than of of those clowns further ruining our country.

Answer to If you wanted to know God's plan for mankind would you ask a friend or would you resort to the Holy Bible?

Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:45:51 -0800

If you wanted to know God's plan for mankind would you ask a friend or would you resort to the Holy Bible?

Neither, they both full of it.

Answer to Suggest me a good clan name for Counter Strike 1.6

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:22:54 -0800

Suggest me a good clan name for Counter Strike 1.6

The Ultimate Cannon Fodder

Answer to Is Kim Jong-il still alive?

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:41:46 -0800

Is Kim Jong-il still alive?

He's gone.

Answer to How many gaming consoles did you play tetris on?

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 09:34:11 -0800

How many gaming consoles did you play tetris on?

It's been a long time and I do tend to think of the same things every now and then. Post you answers at this link instead. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/562634

Answer to What were you doing at 12 am last night?

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 19:33:27 -0800

What were you doing at 12 am last night?

Asleep. What else is there to do at 12am?

Answer to Do you need 3d glasses for the hannah montana movie?

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:49:58 -0800

Do you need 3d glasses for the hannah montana movie?

NO, you need an icepick to stab out your eyes for even watching that monstrosity.

Answer to How do you feel and react when someone asks you if you've accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:48:15 -0800

How do you feel and react when someone asks you if you've accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

i say "Now why would I make a mistake like that?" I'll let you guess my leanings from that statement.

Answer to You're gonna love my _______.

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 16:35:11 -0800

You're gonna love my _______.

laziness

Answer to 2011-11-11-at 11:11am,what you will do/you did?

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:13:25 -0800

2011-11-11-at 11:11am,what you will do/you did?

Think something stupid.

Answer to Would you marry Lady Gaga for 72 days?

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 14:33:18 -0800

Would you marry Lady Gaga for 72 days?

why?

Answer to Sundays are ideal for _______________________.

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 12:10:37 -0800

Sundays are ideal for _______________________.

sleep and football.

Answer to Do you think the bible should have received the name Holey Bible or Holy Bible as it is currently named?

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 06:34:59 -0700

Do you think the bible should have received the name Holey Bible or Holy Bible as it is currently named?

There are books that were removed from the Bible and the fact that it was assembled with reckless abandon and confusion means that the book is not very reliable.

Answer to Will everyone in the future consume dipping dots?

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 06:31:17 -0700

Will everyone in the future consume dipping dots?

Don't have the money. Every time I saw them, it was out of my price range.

Answer to So why are you not out trick or treating?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 11:01:33 -0700

So why are you not out trick or treating?

too bloody lazy and live in a rural area.

Answer to What if Kim Kardashian announced she would be marrying Marc Alaimo?

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:40:26 -0700

What if Kim Kardashian announced she would be marrying Marc Alaimo?

I thought she wanted to marry Garak.

Answer to Is Jesus' power level OVER 9000????

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 04:42:48 -0700

Is Jesus' power level OVER 9000????

nope, his is nonexistent.

Answer to OK, who used newspaper to cover up the spilled _________ ??

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:54:36 -0700

OK, who used newspaper to cover up the spilled _________ ??

wine?

Answer to E is for __________

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:46:51 -0700

E is for __________

Empty

Answer to Do you want burger with cheese or without cheese?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 19:32:34 -0700

Do you want burger with cheese or without cheese?

with

Answer to what happened to _________________?

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 19:01:40 -0700

what happened to _________________?

Vandy Football

Answer to If you Build it they will_________?

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 03:51:54 -0700

If you Build it they will_________?

cum

Answer to What is your favourite thing about Cornwall, England?

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 12:34:08 -0700

What is your favourite thing about Cornwall, England?

That Cornwall is not part of England.

Answer to I don't want no Socialist doctor trying to cure me. Isn't it my right if I want to be sick? Socialists ain't forcing me to no doctor.

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 12:16:47 -0700

I don't want no Socialist doctor trying to cure me. Isn't it my right if I want to be sick? Socialists ain't forcing me to no doctor.

We'll just pretend that you're a sick horse.

Answer to Do you think a true King of Heaven exists?

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 11:29:22 -0700

Do you think a true King of Heaven exists?

what heaven?

Answer to I have 10000 dollars to spend .How do I spend it?

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:56:57 -0700

I have 10000 dollars to spend .How do I spend it?

booze and whores

Answer to It's my birthday tomorrow what will you get me?

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 21:32:36 -0700

It's my birthday tomorrow what will you get me?

nothing.

Answer to What are some more adult names for 'boyfriend'?

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 14:41:30 -0700

What are some more adult names for 'boyfriend'?

guyfriend

Answer to Were Shemp and Curly really related?

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 10:18:41 -0700

Were Shemp and Curly really related?

yes.

Answer to Should I go to Wendy's or McDonald's for dinner? They're the same distance away.

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 10:06:55 -0700

Should I go to Wendy's or McDonald's for dinner? They're the same distance away.

Wendy's all the way. Cuter mascot.

Answer to Please get me front row seats for the _______.

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 10:00:32 -0700

Please get me front row seats for the _______.

Mauling of the GOP.

Answer to Describe your Morning (TODAY) IN three words,how was it?

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 20:17:41 -0700

Describe your Morning (TODAY) IN three words,how was it?

too much grass

Answer to Would you vote for Justin Bieber over B. Hussein Obama?

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 16:28:02 -0700

Would you vote for Justin Bieber over B. Hussein Obama?

I'll keep Obama and let you have the loonies.

Answer to Do you love to eat fried pork skins?

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:37:41 -0700

Do you love to eat fried pork skins?

Yes, can't have enough.

Answer to Why does it seem so hard to just let God's Love shine through us?

Sat, 23 Jul 2011 07:09:55 -0700

Why does it seem so hard to just let God's Love shine through us?

Because God doesn't exist.

Answer to Should I put my money under my mattress or in a water tight bag immersed in my toilet tank?

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 19:36:13 -0700

Should I put my money under my mattress or in a water tight bag immersed in my toilet tank?

Your money is with us at Cheap Bastard Savings and Trust. We guarantee 2.5% interest on all deposits above $3000. come save your cash with us.

Answer to What food item should never be put on a pizza?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:02:50 -0700

What food item should never be put on a pizza?

spinach, mustard, beets, radishes, ranch dressing

Answer to Which tv soaps can you not live without?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:51:06 -0700

Which tv soaps can you not live without?

None of them. The sooner they go off the air, the better.

Answer to What is a good, long book to read for a 12 hour plane flight?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 15:20:25 -0700

What is a good, long book to read for a 12 hour plane flight?

The Alabama Constitution.

Answer to Where can I not watch Gossip Girl?

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 14:50:24 -0700

Where can I not watch Gossip Girl?

My house!

Answer to Are you sad Oprah is signing off Wednesday?

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:51:19 -0700

Are you sad Oprah is signing off Wednesday?

If only she would drop off the edge of the Earth and never to be heard from or of again.

Answer to If given a basket of Bananas and a basket of Peaches which would you devour first?

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:33:32 -0700

If given a basket of Bananas and a basket of Peaches which would you devour first?

bananas. the peaches would be left to rot.

Answer to Who now is going to try and guess next when the world will end?

Tue, 24 May 2011 14:34:07 -0700

Who now is going to try and guess next when the world will end?

It will end when the Sun has spent the last of its fuel.

Answer to Have you ever been to Maryland?

Thu, 12 May 2011 12:49:46 -0700

Have you ever been to Maryland?

never been.

Answer to Is Rick Secessionist Perry the surprise GOP candidate for POTUS? Would you vote for Perry?

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 19:41:48 -0700

Is Rick Secessionist Perry the surprise GOP candidate for POTUS? Would you vote for Perry?

No. Still support Obama.

Answer to Can you believe that "All My Children" will be gone? OMG!

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 14:10:15 -0700

Can you believe that "All My Children" will be gone? OMG!

Call me when they dump the rest. Can't wait for the day where there no soaps on the air.

Answer to What is the worst song you could play at a funeral?

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 19:22:05 -0700

What is the worst song you could play at a funeral?

High Speed Dirt -- Megadeth

Answer to What wouldn't you be caught dead wearing?

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:00:00 -0700

What wouldn't you be caught dead wearing?

Vols gear, sandals, xtian wear, nikes

Answer to What shall I name my pet snail? :D

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 16:50:00 -0700

What shall I name my pet snail? :D

speedy

Answer to True or false: You MUST have a coffee to start your day?

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:16:21 -0800

True or false: You MUST have a coffee to start your day?

No coffee for, but do you have any tea?

Answer to Who is sick of Oprah Winfrey? Is it just me?

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 13:10:00 -0800

Who is sick of Oprah Winfrey? Is it just me?

I am and I can't wait for that stupid cow to get off of my tv.

Answer to Can you name a famous "Tom"?

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 14:00:50 -0800

Can you name a famous "Tom"?

Tom Griswold.

Answer to If you hope and pray, will God's light shine the way?

Tue, 01 Feb 2011 07:37:26 -0800

If you hope and pray, will God's light shine the way?

What God? There is no God, so make your own.

Answer to new name for your personal coffee ?

Tue, 01 Feb 2011 07:30:17 -0800

new name for your personal coffee ?

Pepsi

Answer to If the internet didn't exist, what would you be doing right now?

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 18:48:20 -0800

If the internet didn't exist, what would you be doing right now?

watch TV, read some books, try to hide actual porn.

Answer to How would you finish the following joke: the Pope, R Kelly and Jerry Lee Lewis walk into an elementary school?

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 11:59:36 -0800

How would you finish the following joke: the Pope, R Kelly and Jerry Lee Lewis walk into an elementary school?

All the kids called in sick or ran out of the building.

Answer to True or false: Believing in God is so simple, believing in no God is so hard?

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 11:54:00 -0800

True or false: Believing in God is so simple, believing in no God is so hard?

False. Ditching religion is easy, dealing with the dumb believers is the hard part.

Answer to Hey, guess what I ate for breakfast?

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 07:24:25 -0800

Hey, guess what I ate for breakfast?

gruel

Answer to God or family - what comes first in your life?

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 09:33:25 -0800

God or family - what comes first in your life?

family. There is no god.

Answer to Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less?

Thu, 30 Dec 2010 13:43:48 -0800

Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less?

answer is classified.

Answer to What does the pope wear to sleep?

Mon, 27 Dec 2010 09:38:09 -0800

What does the pope wear to sleep?

nothing.

Answer to Who here does not revere the Pope?

Mon, 27 Dec 2010 09:37:41 -0800

Who here does not revere the Pope?

Pope = dope.

Answer to What do you think of snow? Do you like it or not?

Fri, 24 Dec 2010 15:37:28 -0800

What do you think of snow? Do you like it or not?

Unless I have to drive in that stuff, it is very lovely.

Answer to Do you love watching Barney?

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 08:16:19 -0800

Do you love watching Barney?

Only when he does his reenactment of 'Joan of Arc'.

Answer to have you ever seen the "I Love's.." on VH1?

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 08:15:31 -0800

have you ever seen the "I Love's.." on VH1?

some.

Answer to do you think IN 2012 on december 23 or 22 (idk which) THE WORLD WILL END? me, i dont belive it will happen at all!!!

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 14:56:48 -0800

do you think IN 2012 on december 23 or 22 (idk which) THE WORLD WILL END? me, i dont belive it will happen at all!!!

Very unlikely.

Answer to Im going to be making a new social website. Im looking for some name ideas anyone have any?

Sun, 05 Dec 2010 16:41:16 -0800

Im going to be making a new social website. Im looking for some name ideas anyone have any?

the Fartlog.

Answer to What will happen when Jesus... just doesn't come?

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 20:47:05 -0800

What will happen when Jesus... just doesn't come?

The same thing that's been happening the entire time.

Answer to What message will JESUS will give to the people when he returns?

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 07:22:10 -0800

What message will JESUS will give to the people when he returns?

How can he return if he didn't exist in the first place?

Answer to Will you be mad if I take your foods while you are eating?

Sat, 04 Dec 2010 07:18:10 -0800

Will you be mad if I take your foods while you are eating?

We would have a fight.

Answer to Are you on a diet right now? If so, what changes / restrictions have you implemented?

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 10:15:06 -0800

Are you on a diet right now? If so, what changes / restrictions have you implemented?

a 'see' food diet. I see food, I eat food. Trust me, you've heard of this one before.

Answer to How many Gods are there altogether in the Universe?

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 10:13:09 -0800

How many Gods are there altogether in the Universe?

There are many and there are none.

Answer to Obama says we are not a Christan nation, do you agree?

Tue, 09 Nov 2010 11:52:34 -0800

Obama says we are not a Christan nation, do you agree?

Totally agree.

Answer to How many of you say your prayers before you go to bed?

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 16:45:04 -0700

How many of you say your prayers before you go to bed?

Don't even bother.

Answer to What do you think of Atheists (Atheism)?

Sun, 26 Sep 2010 18:44:39 -0700

What do you think of Atheists (Atheism)?

about the same as everybody else.

Answer to "I would like to have ranch dressing on it please". That is the answer, What is the question?

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 14:01:39 -0700

"I would like to have ranch dressing on it please". That is the answer, What is the question?

What do you want me to put on your garbage?

Answer to If you had to choose between using ONLY ketschup or ONLY ranch dressing as condiments for the rest of your life which would you choose?

Wed, 15 Sep 2010 13:58:00 -0700

If you had to choose between using ONLY ketschup or ONLY ranch dressing as condiments for the rest of your life which would you choose?

neither

Answer to Describe in one word OPRAH WINFREY!

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 07:42:00 -0700

Describe in one word OPRAH WINFREY!

FAT

Answer to Sarah Palin says the U.S needs to find God. Do you agree?

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 07:40:43 -0700

Sarah Palin says the U.S needs to find God. Do you agree?

God is overrated. That thing does nothing for us.

Answer to If you were forced to get a tattoo on your butt, what would it be/say?

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 21:32:25 -0700

If you were forced to get a tattoo on your butt, what would it be/say?

"Marty"

Answer to First I had a B.M. (big meal), then I had a B.M. (Big Mac), now I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a B.M. What does the last B.M. stand for?

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 21:31:52 -0700

First I had a B.M. (big meal), then I had a B.M. (Big Mac), now I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a B.M. What does the last B.M. stand for?

bowel movement.

Answer to What do you think of Stephen Hawkings?

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 21:31:19 -0700

What do you think of Stephen Hawkings?

A very wise man.

Answer to What is there not enough of in the world?

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 21:29:21 -0700

What is there not enough of in the world?

Atheists and Agnostics

Answer to French fries: With ketchup or do you prefer mayo?

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:02:00 -0700

French fries: With ketchup or do you prefer mayo?

yuck, just pour some salt on mine.

Answer to What is the best food to accompany french fries?

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 18:01:10 -0700

What is the best food to accompany french fries?

cheese dip

Answer to Would you prefer curly fries or french fries

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:47:28 -0700

Would you prefer curly fries or french fries

Curly fries.

Answer to Who do you feel has the best fries?

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:46:50 -0700

Who do you feel has the best fries?

Sonic

Answer to What's a good name for a witch?

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:39:06 -0700

What's a good name for a witch?

Ann Coulter

Answer to Are you a coffee nut like me?:)

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 06:46:17 -0700

Are you a coffee nut like me?:)

Nope

Answer to What is a real good internet radio station that people can call in and talk about many different things without being edgy?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:40:26 -0700

What is a real good internet radio station that people can call in and talk about many different things without being edgy?

LBC

Answer to Should installing fundamental religious views in children be considered child abuse?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:39:20 -0700

Should installing fundamental religious views in children be considered child abuse?

By all means, yes!

Answer to Why do the religious quacks fight stem cell research and think from embryonic conception you are God's gift to the earth?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:38:30 -0700

Why do the religious quacks fight stem cell research and think from embryonic conception you are God's gift to the earth?

Because religious people are stupid.

Answer to What is the main causes that the world is going into this suffering now a days ?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 08:59:39 -0700

What is the main causes that the world is going into this suffering now a days ?

Religion plain and simple.

Answer to Would Allowing Students to Carry Weapons Make College Campuses Safer?

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 08:56:30 -0700

Would Allowing Students to Carry Weapons Make College Campuses Safer?

I have to duck in my dorm room when some of student body had a gun on them and it went off. Not a good idea for them to have guns.

Answer to Blockbuster closed. Should I go with Mr. Movies or Movie Gallery?

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:32:56 -0700

Blockbuster closed. Should I go with Mr. Movies or Movie Gallery?

Movie Gallery is dead.

Answer to Who is pastor John Hagee in Texas?

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:11:57 -0700

Who is pastor John Hagee in Texas?

A douchebag.

Answer to Should whomever gets elected president male or female have had prior military service? I mean the president is commander and chief.

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 10:37:53 -0700

Should whomever gets elected president male or female have had prior military service? I mean the president is commander and chief.

It doesn't help.

Answer to Would you follow a pastor who does things like this?

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 12:02:40 -0700

Would you follow a pastor who does things like this?

The pastor should be looking for another job in another town.

Answer to Who is sarah palin?

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 08:02:05 -0700

Who is sarah palin?

Somebody who has no business being in politics.

Answer to Of all the U.S. Presidents who served during your lifetime, who was your favorite?

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 14:50:10 -0700

Of all the U.S. Presidents who served during your lifetime, who was your favorite?

Clinton. Want my age, born near the end of the Carter administration.