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This week a story was bantered around in the news agencies to the effect that the President might drop Biden for Hillary Clinton. Thoughts?
She isn't and I would rather have Obama than of of those clowns further ruining our country.
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If you wanted to know God's plan for mankind would you ask a friend or would you resort to the Holy Bible?
Neither, they both full of it.
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Suggest me a good clan name for Counter Strike 1.6
The Ultimate Cannon Fodder
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Is Kim Jong-il still alive?
He's gone.
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How many gaming consoles did you play tetris on?
It's been a long time and I do tend to think of the same things every now and then. Post you answers at this link instead.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/562634
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What were you doing at 12 am last night?
Asleep. What else is there to do at 12am?
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Do you need 3d glasses for the hannah montana movie?
NO, you need an icepick to stab out your eyes for even watching that monstrosity.
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How do you feel and react when someone asks you if you've accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
i say "Now why would I make a mistake like that?" I'll let you guess my leanings from that statement.
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You're gonna love my _______.
laziness
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2011-11-11-at 11:11am,what you will do/you did?
Think something stupid.
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Would you marry Lady Gaga for 72 days?
why?
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Sundays are ideal for _______________________.
sleep and football.
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Do you think the bible should have received the name Holey Bible or Holy Bible as it is currently named?
There are books that were removed from the Bible and the fact that it was assembled with reckless abandon and confusion means that the book is not very reliable.
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Will everyone in the future consume dipping dots?
Don't have the money. Every time I saw them, it was out of my price range.
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So why are you not out trick or treating?
too bloody lazy and live in a rural area.
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What if Kim Kardashian announced she would be marrying Marc Alaimo?
I thought she wanted to marry Garak.
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Is Jesus' power level OVER 9000????
nope, his is nonexistent.
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OK, who used newspaper to cover up the spilled _________ ??
wine?
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E is for __________
Empty
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Do you want burger with cheese or without cheese?
with
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what happened to _________________?
Vandy Football
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If you Build it they will_________?
cum
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What is your favourite thing about Cornwall, England?
That Cornwall is not part of England.
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I don't want no Socialist doctor trying to cure me. Isn't it my right if I want to be sick? Socialists ain't forcing me to no doctor.
We'll just pretend that you're a sick horse.
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Do you think a true King of Heaven exists?
what heaven?
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I have 10000 dollars to spend .How do I spend it?
booze and whores
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It's my birthday tomorrow what will you get me?
nothing.
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What are some more adult names for 'boyfriend'?
guyfriend
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Were Shemp and Curly really related?
yes.
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Should I go to Wendy's or McDonald's for dinner? They're the same distance away.
Wendy's all the way. Cuter mascot.
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Please get me front row seats for the _______.
Mauling of the GOP.
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Describe your Morning (TODAY) IN three words,how was it?
too much grass
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Would you vote for Justin Bieber over B. Hussein Obama?
I'll keep Obama and let you have the loonies.
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Do you love to eat fried pork skins?
Yes, can't have enough.
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Why does it seem so hard to just let God's Love shine through us?
Because God doesn't exist.
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Should I put my money under my mattress or in a water tight bag immersed in my toilet tank?
Your money is with us at Cheap Bastard Savings and Trust. We guarantee 2.5% interest on all deposits above $3000. come save your cash with us.
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What food item should never be put on a pizza?
spinach, mustard, beets, radishes, ranch dressing
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Which tv soaps can you not live without?
None of them. The sooner they go off the air, the better.
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What is a good, long book to read for a 12 hour plane flight?
The Alabama Constitution.
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Where can I not watch Gossip Girl?
My house!
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Are you sad Oprah is signing off Wednesday?
If only she would drop off the edge of the Earth and never to be heard from or of again.
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If given a basket of Bananas and a basket of Peaches which would you devour first?
bananas. the peaches would be left to rot.
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Who now is going to try and guess next when the world will end?
It will end when the Sun has spent the last of its fuel.
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Have you ever been to Maryland?
never been.
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Is Rick Secessionist Perry the surprise GOP candidate for POTUS? Would you vote for Perry?
No. Still support Obama.
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Can you believe that "All My Children" will be gone? OMG!
Call me when they dump the rest. Can't wait for the day where there no soaps on the air.
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What is the worst song you could play at a funeral?
High Speed Dirt -- Megadeth
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What wouldn't you be caught dead wearing?
Vols gear, sandals, xtian wear, nikes
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What shall I name my pet snail? :D
speedy
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True or false: You MUST have a coffee to start your day?
No coffee for, but do you have any tea?
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Who is sick of Oprah Winfrey? Is it just me?
I am and I can't wait for that stupid cow to get off of my tv.
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Can you name a famous "Tom"?
Tom Griswold.
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If you hope and pray, will God's light shine the way?
What God? There is no God, so make your own.
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new name for your personal coffee ?
Pepsi
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If the internet didn't exist, what would you be doing right now?
watch TV, read some books, try to hide actual porn.
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How would you finish the following joke: the Pope, R Kelly and Jerry Lee Lewis walk into an elementary school?
All the kids called in sick or ran out of the building.
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True or false: Believing in God is so simple, believing in no God is so hard?
False. Ditching religion is easy, dealing with the dumb believers is the hard part.
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Hey, guess what I ate for breakfast?
gruel
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God or family - what comes first in your life?
family. There is no god.
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Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less?
answer is classified.
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What does the pope wear to sleep?
nothing.
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Who here does not revere the Pope?
Pope = dope.
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What do you think of snow? Do you like it or not?
Unless I have to drive in that stuff, it is very lovely.
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Do you love watching Barney?
Only when he does his reenactment of 'Joan of Arc'.
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have you ever seen the "I Love's.." on VH1?
some.
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do you think IN 2012 on december 23 or 22 (idk which) THE WORLD WILL END? me, i dont belive it will happen at all!!!
Very unlikely.
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Im going to be making a new social website. Im looking for some name ideas anyone have any?
the Fartlog.
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What will happen when Jesus... just doesn't come?
The same thing that's been happening the entire time.
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What message will JESUS will give to the people when he returns?
How can he return if he didn't exist in the first place?
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Will you be mad if I take your foods while you are eating?
We would have a fight.
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Are you on a diet right now? If so, what changes / restrictions have you implemented?
a 'see' food diet. I see food, I eat food. Trust me, you've heard of this one before.
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How many Gods are there altogether in the Universe?
There are many and there are none.
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Obama says we are not a Christan nation, do you agree?
Totally agree.
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How many of you say your prayers before you go to bed?
Don't even bother.
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What do you think of Atheists (Atheism)?
about the same as everybody else.
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"I would like to have ranch dressing on it please". That is the answer, What is the question?
What do you want me to put on your garbage?
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If you had to choose between using ONLY ketschup or ONLY ranch dressing as condiments for the rest of your life which would you choose?
neither
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Describe in one word OPRAH WINFREY!
FAT
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Sarah Palin says the U.S needs to find God. Do you agree?
God is overrated. That thing does nothing for us.
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If you were forced to get a tattoo on your butt, what would it be/say?
"Marty"
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First I had a B.M. (big meal), then I had a B.M. (Big Mac), now I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have a B.M. What does the last B.M. stand for?
bowel movement.
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What do you think of Stephen Hawkings?
A very wise man.
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What is there not enough of in the world?
Atheists and Agnostics
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French fries: With ketchup or do you prefer mayo?
yuck, just pour some salt on mine.
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What is the best food to accompany french fries?
cheese dip
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Would you prefer curly fries or french fries
Curly fries.
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Who do you feel has the best fries?
Sonic
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What's a good name for a witch?
Ann Coulter
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Are you a coffee nut like me?:)
Nope
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What is a real good internet radio station that people can call in
and talk about many different things without being edgy?
LBC
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Should installing fundamental religious views in children be considered child abuse?
By all means, yes!
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Why do the religious quacks fight stem cell research and think from embryonic conception you are God's gift to the earth?
Because religious people are stupid.
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What is the main causes that the world is going into this suffering now a days ?
Religion plain and simple.
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Would Allowing Students to Carry Weapons Make College Campuses Safer?
I have to duck in my dorm room when some of student body had a gun on them and it went off. Not a good idea for them to have guns.
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Blockbuster closed. Should I go with Mr. Movies or Movie Gallery?
Movie Gallery is dead.
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Who is pastor John Hagee in Texas?
A douchebag.
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Should whomever gets elected president male or female have had prior military service? I mean the president is commander and chief.
It doesn't help.
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Would you follow a pastor who does things like this?
The pastor should be looking for another job in another town.
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Who is sarah palin?
Somebody who has no business being in politics.
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Of all the U.S. Presidents who served during your lifetime, who was your favorite?
Clinton. Want my age, born near the end of the Carter administration.
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How would you feel if you woke up one day and the ghost of Hitler was dancing to "Heut Ist Mein Tag" at the foot of your bed?
Need to call Ghostbusters.
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Your thought on eclipse? (the movie)
Lousy movie, Lousier book. Never had seen it, never will.
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I have a ten year-old computer - what can I do to make it run faster?
I might suggest that take Windows off of that machine and run Linux on it instead. As long as you can find parts that would work with that machine, then keep using it.
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What do you think of Skateboarders?
best when they take a shot to the groin.
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What did you learn from your first summer job?
That your coworkers are jerks.
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Would you attend a "No more Twilight" protest?
Too lazy to find and attend. I support you from afar.
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Are you a fan of Metallica? (Dumb question)
Not since their stance on file sharing.
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I want Lord Jesus to appear before me. What should I do?
Get naked and stand in front of a speeding semi.
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Should offensive criticism of religions be banned?
NO! Religions should be able to get their asses kicked and enjoy it!
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If you could only eat at ONE fast food place your whole life, what one would it be? Every meal has to come from there! Choose wisely.
Sonic. great assortment of food.
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KFC or Chic-Fil-A?
KFC. Rather have church's. Hate Chik-fil-a.
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Do you believe in the power of prayer
i believe that nothing fails like prayer. So to me, prayers are useless.
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Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches? - if so, Do you "jazz them up" by adding things ?
not a thing.
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Do you think the story of Cain and Abel really happened?
All fiction
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When you bite into a hamburger, do you think of those poor cows who died for your cause?
not really
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6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning. What's your opinion?
Stupid monstrosity gone, now destroy the rest of the church.
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if you saw somebody burning a bible,what would you do?
salute and move on.
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How would you describe the Bible in two words?
ancient lies
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Can you please describe your last phone conversation in 3 words or less?
pick me up.
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What is worse, bullfighting, cock fighting or dog fighting? (please choose only one)
bullfighting.
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Welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order please?
Two heath bar blizzards, onion rings and a medium Pepsi.
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If they could replace George Washington with someone else for the one dollar bill, who do you think it should be?
How about Sitting Bull or Malcolm X.
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"Renegade/Maverick/Rare/Unique/Special"! It seems to me if that is what you think you are, you aren't. What do you think?
You are what you are.
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Is gary coleman dead or alive?
Dead.
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How do I deactivate my account on classmates.com? I dont want it to exist anymore because it's useless in my opinion.
There should be a "delete account" on that page. I've got rid of my account a long time ago because it is useless.
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Is this volcano eruption a wrath of God? Iceland's one volcano eruption and the world is affected?
What God? There's no God, only a bunch of stranded passengers and pissed-off airlines.
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How many cups of coffee do you drink per day?
Where's zero?
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Which cities/regions in the USA are the main centers for the music industry?
Cleveland, nashville
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What is the best thing about American Idol?
The series finale.
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Welcome to McDonalds, how can I help you?
Je voudrais whopper, onion rings and a Reese's blizzard.
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Guese what i have in my underwear drawer
mice and dung
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At what age is it legal to get an 11-year-old girl pregnant and force her to give birth?
Why should it be legal?
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what is my boyfriend's name
Scott Peterson
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Can you make up a new movie award? I like "best floozie" award.
best death scene.
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Which of these films was the worst of the decade, 2000-2009?
Between Battlefield Earth, Passion of the Christ, and Gigli
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If BS was currency, Who could bail out the economy?
religious authorities and FOX 'news'.
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Are you ever up at 4.30 in the morning?
Only for vacations.
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Would you rather have a socialist president or a republican president?
A socialist president. Republicans like to create train wrecks.
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If Barrak Obama is the 44 President why is he the 43 man to be president?
and how many first ladies have there been?
Grover Cleveland went in two separate times.
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What do you think of when i say "Oprah Winfrey"
A waste of airtime.
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Do you think the show Enterprise should be considered "non-canon" Star Trek?
No way. leave it in.
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Dr.Phil or Dr. Laura?
Neither. I can do without either one.
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Would you watch an Oprah Winfrey network?
Easier to block her sorry butt.
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What is your favorite brand of pizza?
grocery store. cheaper that way.
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Soldier in Iraq. Have free ticket anywhere in the world for 18 days in August. Where do I go?
How does Lebanon or Kurdistan sound?
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Can you sing the "Barney song"..?
Why would I want to damage myself in that manner?
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i love dr who am i a nerd?
You just like quality programs. Enjoy the new Doctor!
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is it natural to mastubate in classroom?
I do the deed elsewhere.
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When will jesus returns as we are waiting for his returns for 2000 years ?
I'm not even sure that he was even here in the first place.
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What do you prefer, Burger King or McDonald's?
burger King, Wendy's, or Sonic.
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What is your opinion of fruitcake?
Is it food or building material?
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What is a word or phrase you might hear from the Captain of a Ship?
We have a stowaway on board.
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What will your answer be to God when you stand before him & he ask WHY did you not know my son?
"Are you sure that he's your 'son'?" Because I heard from some people that you have no son.
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Did you know Health Insurers have been caught paying Facebook gamers virtual currency to oppose reform? How do you feel about this?
See link for more info.
Maddow warned me about this scheme and I have not tried to get get virtual currency by those means.
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Fluther's homepage has a heading welcoming all answerbaggers. Will you defect?
I went to fluther when wis.dm collapsed. I sticking with answerbag for a while to see how the new look will turn. I might even stick around.
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Why would anyone name their kid albert?
Heard of Victoria and Albert?
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I am going to New Orleans for 5 days. Any suggestions on what I should do while I am there?
learn how to swim.
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Which satallite company is better DIrectv or Dishnetwork?
Dish network. Two TVs can watch two different channels off the save receiver.
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Should I get Time Warner Cable, U-Verse, Direct TV, or Dish Network? (Those are my only 4 choices in my area)
It depends on what are you willing to pay for the channels that you want.
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Is God dead?
You assumed that there is one in the first place.
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What is a stupid way you've heard people die?
Crawling into a chimney and getting stuck.
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What's One smell, that YOU, Really don't care for?
tuna
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Can you name a food that no one will EVER find on your plate?
salad, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, beans, peas, liver, greens, tuna, canned fish, shark, squash, watermelon, hard-boiled eggs, deviled eggs, bologna, beets, pears, pickles, okra, turnips, pumpkin, cherries, strawberries, peaches, lettuce, cabbage, sliced tomatoes, radish, salad dressing, mustard, ketchup, mayo, baked potatoes, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce.
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Which are the harmful foods that one should avoid which starting the letter "S"?
salad, sardines, spinach, sodium, syrup, swordfish
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Do you know any one: one enchilada short of a combo plate?
"pro-life" supporters
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Do you have an uncontrollable urge to shop?
nope
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Can you name something yellow?
your belly
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Do you pray to your "Higher Power" before you go to bed every night?
Why bother? Nobody is going to listen.
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What made the 1990's different to the 1980's?
A smart guy for president.
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What sort of motorist do you try to avoid driving next to?
people who advertise their faith with their cars.
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Which animal would you least like to turn up to a picnic?
ants
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I am a Christian and am deeply offended by all the anti-Christian rhetoric I read. Would you apologize this instant to me, before I report all of you to Answerbag?
ignore it. Everybody else does.
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All we are saying is give _________ a chance?
fleas
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For those of you who eat breakfast (please don't answer if you don't), do you eat before or after you shower?
eat after.
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Did "Good Morning America" make the right decision in canceling Adam Lambert's live performance?
Those bastards are just chicken.
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Where will the teabaggers be in 20 years without public medical care?
in the poorhouse.
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What's one item that most people get from a food store?
milk
cereal
pizza
bread
produce
juice
canned goods
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Are you a member of the same religion as when you were brought up?
I never joined the religion of my parents and working myself away from it.
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What's something you hope to never see, in YOUR home?
criminals
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Some stores are selling organic turkeys for Thanksgiving. Will you go organic this year?
why bother?
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What is your reaction of Oprah Winfrey ending her talk show?
She pulled the plug several years too late.
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Will you miss the Oprah Winfrey Show? link provided
Like a rabbi missing his pork chops.
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What food comes to mind when you hear the word "leftovers"?
Turkey
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Imagine YOU are at a huge, nationally televised debate for a future presidential election, and YOU are holding a sign....what does that sign say?
Religion is a joke.
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Who swoons over New Moon?
stupid people and conservatives. Oh, I said the same thing twice.
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What might YOU push?
luck
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Are babies always cute?
Ask me that question after you change their diapers and clean up their barf.
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Should abortion be legalised in Ireland?
Yes. the Catholics need to be shown their place.
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What should be avoided at Church?
sermons, collection plate, the entrance, Sunday School
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If you could add one law to your country's laws what would it be?
Free access to abortion in all states and territories.
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Should the Church of Scientology be tax exempt?
no because they are a cult.
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Are you afraid of the real 2012 being the end of the world?
They got it wrong before and they will get this one wrong as well.
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Do you like mustard on your popcorn?
That's nasty. I don't want mustard on anything.
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If you were offered potato chips (crisps) or chocolate and you had to make a choice, which would you choose? Would it matter what brand or kind?
chocolate, no cherries or strawberries.
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Do you prefer chocolate or vanilla pudding?
Chocolate
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Philly Cheesesteak, French Dip Sandwich or Caesar Salad?
cheesesteak
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What's one thing you can get in different flavors?
condoms
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Now you see CHRIST JESUS
And now you run in the opposite direction.
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I want to buy my first Plasma - any suggestions?
Stick with LCD or OLED.
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Which was shortest war in the history?
The answer is here: http://www.neatorama.com/2007/02/21/the-worlds-shortest-and-longest-wars/
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After Wolverine, who is the second most popular X-man?
Storm
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Thanks to coming to Dance Party 2009! what dance do you bring to the table? I will be doing the robot!
This fine dance.
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I can't get no _ _ _ _ _ _ _?
satisfaction
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What drains you of your joy and passion?
religious idiots
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Have you ever dressed up as Santa Claus?
never.
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Have you ever played Scrabble in a language aside from English?
Spanish
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Which is your best movie with a spiritual message? (2009-11-07)
Dogma
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How did religion originate? Did man create God or God create man?
man created god.
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What are favorite Facebook games?
ignore this question.
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Are you on team Price or team Andre?
Who?
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What are your thoughts about the Church of Scientology? I tried to research it and found the results very confusing. Could you name some Pro's and Contra's?
Fine if you want to say goodbye to your money and freedom.
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What is your favorite way to fix potatoes?
wedges
french fries
curly fries
hash browns
chips
anything that is crunchy.
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Today is World Food Day, how are you celebrating?
I stuff myself.
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Can you name something that people "fry"?
themselves
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Can you name something that some people often "forget"?
your name.
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Why do you fear god?
Why should I fear something that doesn't exist?
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Given the chance, would you do Kim Kardashian?
I'll pass. Next idiot please.
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If everyone who believes in Christ goes to heaven, and everyone who doesn't goes to hell, what happened to the people who lived at times and in places where they could not have heard of Him?
Nothing happens to them. they're simply worm food.
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Iam going to visit you So what will you do to welcome me?
Send you to the next county and leave you there.
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Sweden is using bunnies as biofuel. (LINK) Are you ok with that?
Of course. got to do something with the bodies.
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Raddman is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a party in his honour?
Congrats and keep going.
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Did you get stuck in the FarmVille craze or manage to stay out of it?
Still dealing with it.
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What would be a really embarrassing movie to see with your mom? (like "Deliverance")
40 Year Old Virgin
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What might you see at a park?
muggers, robbers, drunk people, homeless people
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What was the worst habit you broke yourself of?
going to church.
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What cereal do YOU think is better than Captain Crunch?
Raisin Bran
Lucky Charms
Alpha-Bits
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Boigraphy of Great and Popular People. I need to find boigraphy of famous people, can anybody tell me where to start?
watch the Biography channel.
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What is Victoria's 'secret'?
that she has 'extra' parts.
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What's something someone might peel off?
pantyhose
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When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom?
a long time ago.
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IcySilver has made it to Guru!!! Come join her SEXY ICE Party with lots of wheeeeees!!! Lets help her celibrate!
congrats and enjoy your life.
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No matter how hungry, I will never eat __________.
tuna
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What program do you recommend as a must have? (No AVs pls!)
openoffice.org
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What gets ruined in the rain?
parade
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Do you say grace before you eat?
I don't bother. It leaves me more time for me to eat.
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Why do prayers go unanswered?
Because the number has been disconnected.
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If I set up a 'Let's keep America secular club' how many of you would join?
I shall help you out in any capacity that I can.
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Besides the obvious, what can you think to use a condom for?
water ballon
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If there was a TV show that ran 24-7 with no commercials, how long would the show run if it gave every person in the world their 15 minutes of fame? (please don't answer "too long". I'm looking for an actual #.)
It'll keep on going because there will be be more people getting their time on the air and it will go for many generations before it's finished.
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What's one TV show you will either turn off, or change the channel on, guaranteed?
Lifetime, religious shows, Orpah
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If you were to give me my first and last alcoholic beverage, what would you choose!?
Romulant ale.
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Do you remember the cartoon gummie bears don't you think they should have got a movie?
not really.
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How would you complete this sentence: "I brake for _________"
large animals. Don't want to damage the car.
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Exactly, what does a Republican have to do to get impeached?
kill a guy, walk around naked in public, and/or have a gay lover.
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Does GOP fit better with OMG or WTF?
WTF
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Could you really be comfortable in a bedroom like this?
not my style
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What kind of shoes do you have on NOW?
what shoes?
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I threw a dart at the world map on my wall, where do you think the dart landed?
the wall behind you.
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I speak English and a little French. What would be a good language for me to learn next? So far, I'm considering Japanese, Dutch, Norwegian, and Klingon....
Occitan, Picard, and Walloon to complement your French.
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What's one famous character or person, named Joe, or John?
Joe Cocker
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Could you give me an example of a living fossil?
bristlecone pine
Mike Wallace.
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Is Kanye West a JACKASS?
too obvious.
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What is the longest you have been "single" not in any relationship?
still single after 30 years.
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Do you like to speak or want to speak Catalan?
A nice language to pick up. Learning it? I'm still up in the air about it.
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What's something that can be metered?
Internet usage.
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Why don't you like your name?
It's a stupid name. My real name that is.
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Are there ANY Atheist ABers who are willing to publicly say, "There's a possibility that I really MIGHT be wrong."? (Usually what I hear is, "I can't ever be wrong, about Gawd.")
How you know that any of those other Gods don't exist either?
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What's a good gift for a 5 year old girl today?
Detroit Lions doll, lasso, bola, football, OLPC, video camera, bike
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Where, don't you want a leak?
rooftop swimming pool
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What do you think of mandals (man sandals)?
A really bad idea.
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Whats something you might find under your bed?
dust bunnies
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I say "Google Maps" you say?
great product.
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Can you name something that someone might catch?
a virus
a good tv show.
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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words?
get the sand out of your vag!
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Obama became the President because......?
the people didn't like the other options.
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Are people that believe in God as a man, been brain washed from a young age?
of course they are.
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Can I play video games while I'm driving?
no, you shouldn't
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What is good for breakfast other than cereal or eggs?
grits, oatmeal, and/or rice.
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Cash for gold, cash for clunkers, what cash for (something) program would you like to see?
cash for sandals.
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How many more points do you need, to fill your current 'bag'?
437 til 57.
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Would anyone like to join me in thanking Senator Ted Kennedy for his life's work in the Senate?
Chappaquiddick. That's all anyone will talk about him.
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Have you ever been on the radio?
I did, albeit on closed-circuit radio.
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Did you attend a junior high school or a middle school?
I almost went to a junior high, but I went to a middle school instead.
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Italian ____________.
ice
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August is national romance recognition month according to my fave adult store; did YOU know this?
Romance means little to me.
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Nancy is now a guru. Who would like to join me at the Sillyville Club for a party in her honour?
Keep up, Nancy
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What's the furthest north, south, east, or west that you've ever been?
North: Detroit-Windsor-Toledo
South: San Diego and Meridian, MS
East: Cleveland, OH
West: Los Angeles
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Will you join my reality tv boycott and skip your fave reality show for the good of humanity
I'm still watching AFV from time to time. The only ones to consider are the ones that involve someone that might get hurt. Like the Smoking Gun though.
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I got a craig mp3 player from a friend, my friend had songs on there that i had deleted, then i put my songs on there, now when i play my songs i get half way through it and bam it starts playing an old song that i deleted what do i do?
format the player and try again.
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What is currently plugged into your USB port?
printer, mouse, keyboard, phone charger
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If your grandparents gave you the Holy Bible would you read it and treasure it?
They didn't and I wouldn't.
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Is it true that there are no English translations of the Koran?
It is not. I myself have a Pickthall translation of the Koran.
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Can you sum up the bible in two words?
Supreme garbage
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Is there any place where we should never eat?
McDonald's
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If somebody gave you a Blu-Ray disc, would you play that disc or do something else with it?
Hand it back.
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Evolution taught in schools!? What are your thoughts?
It's better that that religious garbage some people want taught at public schools.
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What do you think of the big O?
It does a good job battling all of those megadeuses.
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What, often slips your mind?
everything.
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What is your least favourite fast food place?
mcDonald's
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Can you name a song that isnt about or has nothing to do with or involves: (love, sex, alcohol, drugs, and vehicals!)
Imagine by John Lennon
Sem Encara Ici by Lou Dalfin
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Do you know what was the hit song in your birht year?
My Sharona- The Kinks
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Do you listen to the radio regularly when at home or just in the car?
I listen to it more at home. I even leave it on at night.
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What is something you might get from a stripper?
STDs
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What animal would you not expect to see in a zoo?
a fly
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That looks really nasty, What is it?
tuna
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Where will the George W. Bush library be built?
In Galveston where it can get hammered by the next hurricane.
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Quick..what's the first blue object that comes into eyesight?
comb
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Has anyone else noticed some spam bots coming to AB recently?
They are and I try to kill as many as I can.
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What can you throw at a Bride and Groom?
divorce papers
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In regard to health, why do some people wait until things get really *bad* until they do anything about it?
Couldn't afford the hospital trip.
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Fill in the blank: Jesus is my______.
punching bag
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How many U.S. state capitals have you been to?
Nashville, Atlanta, Indianapolis
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What foodstuff is your state famous for producing? E.g. Wisconsin cheese, Vermont maple syrup, Florida oranges
sausage and moon pies
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What do you think about religion?
a concept that has outlived its usefulness.
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Our president is _________. Finish the sentence.
making the very best of a bad situation.
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How do you get sandals to stop stinking?
burn them.
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Guys; if you wear flipflops do you have more then one pair? if not why?
I don't wear the one pair I do have.
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Do Sexy People wear Flip Flops?
Not if they want to be with me they don't.
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I have a sack full of rotted fruits and vegetables. Who should I throw it at?
Conservatives
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Can you describe the glorification of Michael Jackson (now that he's dead) in one word?
screwy
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What religion do you follow (or at least try to follow) and why? Be respectful.
none.
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Would you eat a bacon explosion?
Sounds like a good idea, for the first few seconds.
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What does NOT taste good wrapped in bacon?
Iraq
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Fox news. Objective and honest reporting?
Is the Pope Jewish?
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What word do you think is most vital to the english language, and why?
maybe
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Whose face would you like to see on a stamp?
Gilda Radner
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When was the last time you swam in a swimming pool/ ocean/ lake/ river?
in a dream
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Weird things to say during a fight?
Wanna kiss?
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Would you vote for a president who isn't Christian?
Of course.
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What's the one thing you should never say after opening a gift?
I thought I just burned this thing.
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Atheist, if god don't exist who does?
Just us.
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I just cut chicken into three pieces.one for me, one for you and one for ____?
the bugs
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Sarah Palin is resigning as governor of Alaska. Your thoughts?
a surprise.
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What's your favorite surface to use sharpie markers?
DVDs
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I forgot my book at home, and I'm really bored at work. What should I do?
go to fark.com and read some of the news items.
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What is the name of a famous Captain? Captain_________. Fill in the blank.
Jack Hartness. Too bad nobody thought of him.
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When is Billy Mays gonna stop yelling?
Just did.
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Besides pies and Jack-o-lanterns, what else can you do with a pumpkin?
hurling it from a catapult.
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Which would you rather eat: a burger from McDonalds or a sub from Subway?
Subway.
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If your not liking Oprah, your hating her..... How come? (i'm just wondering)
Her show come on at the wrong time for me.
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Do you believe in complete separation of church and state?
It is best for both.
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Meat, vegetable or cheese lasagna?
definately not vegetable.
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What would be a very bad flavor for custard?
potato salad
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When you think of an irish person what first comes to mind?
drunken fights
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Should i throw up?i just ate 4 hotdogs and i dont wanna gain weight
If you didn't want to gain weigh, you shouldn't had them in the first place. swallow them and move on.
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Which would you prefer: a pizza or Thai food?
pizza
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If Christianity has done so many bad things to so many people why are so many people Christian with full knowledge of history?
ignorance.
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What bothers you the most about your parents?
keeping on insisting that I go to church.
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What is George W. Bush doing today?
sleeping in.
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Do You Know Any Good Side Dishes that go with Steak and BBQ Ribs?
applesauce, cripsy potaotes, macaroni, chips, nuts
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What are some fun things to do with 9 and 5-year-old kids and a 46-year-old wife in the Chicago area in the summer? We’ve been to the museums, zoos, & aquarium.
Tour a TV station or a jail.
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Looking for a FREE download users manual for Samsung VR3705
Try going to fixya.com
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What types of shows do you refuse to watch on TV?
reality shows, Oprah, church shows, 'Dr.' Phil, soaps, TBN, CTN
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What do Atheists do on Sunday mornings?
Sleep, eat, T.V., work
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Im playing on the piano for a wedding, first time for me and I dont know what to choose. Any suggestions?
Just play whatever you feel confident playing.
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Soundgarden or Pearl Jam?
soundgarden
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What or who would be on your "needs to be terminated" list?
FOX 'news', 700 club, TBN, scientology
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What do you leave turned on when you are sleeping?
radio and cell phone
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What does the cross mean to you?
Too many headaches.
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Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be ____?
conservative radio talk show hosts.
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Aye yie yie. I'm gone. It has been nice meeting lots of nice people here, but I am exhausted trying to play here. Too many people letting me know that I am not ever going to fit in well. No one's fault. I'm a boring guy. For a question: How's the dog?
Don't make the parting permanent. Give this site another chance and you will find a place, even if you have to make it yourself.
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Name a famous Frank.
Maj. Frank Burns
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Is there any word like "cameltoe" to describe when a man's pants are so tight that his genitals are visible?
moose knuckles according to Free Beer and Hot Wings
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How do move on from loosing my baby brother to the damn war in iraq almost 2 years ago?
Remember the good times you had with him.
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Your Greek friend offers you "stuffed grape leaves" that smell like sweat socks (feta cheese inside). Would you have some?
pass!
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If you want the job done properly you have to______________?
get somebody else to do it
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Dentalloss or those dental "swords"
the swords. never flossed so much before having them.
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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when your drive by Mcdonald's?
keep driving.
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If you own a computer and it's online, does that mean your dictionary (book) is obsolete?
think about breakdowns and blackouts.
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Which celebrities who are not models look good in a bikini?
Nancy Pelosi, Salma Hayek
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Curly fries or steak fries, which do you prefer?
both.
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Atheists, if you where told you had 6 months to live, would you try to explore religion, any religion that recognizes God, and life after death?
No, because I want to ENJOY the time that I have left.
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Don't you just hate people who don't love God?
Those are the best people. Embrace them.
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Do you know anyone who is just down right LAZY?
me. What else do you want to know?
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If you could make Dick Cheney a saint, what would he be the saint of?
hide and seek.
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What is one thing in your house you could never get rid of? (Not including your loved ones or your animals)
religious artifacts.
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Do you downgrade stupid questions or do you leave them be?
depends on the question.
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Does your mind wander, and sometimes leaves completely?.
numerous times.
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Did you hate math in high school?
only geometry.
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What is something every good preacher should have?
cyanide pill.
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I am so tired of _________ (what?)
religion
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Since Texas has Ron Paul's approval to secede, which remaining state that doesn't hate America should we move NASA to?
Arizona, Virgin Islands, New Mexico, Costa Rica
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Would you give money to a TV or radio preacher?
Ain't wasting my money on these liars.
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Want to help me finish off this bottle of single malt Scotch?
you're on your own.
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There are just too many religious people on earth. Can I get an amen to that?
Amen to that, brother.
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Who would like to congratulate me for finally getting ranked?
keep going.
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Who wants to celebrate with me? I just made Sage and on Mommy's Day!!!
congrats
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What is something that comes in powder form?
headache medicine
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When you were a teenager, did you ever play a game called 7 minutes in heaven?
Just now heard of it.
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ChuckExAnon. has made it to Level #50!! Previously known as Anon. and "X" with the Greenbag is officially a Sage and has a new identity!!! Lets give him a CONGRATULATIONS!
Thanks for coming out of the shadows.
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I'm bored and want to watch a movie. Any good comedies? or movies in general?
Borat!
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Who wants to join me patting myself on the back for making Maestro?
congrats on the task.
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When you woke up this morning and looked beside you who was there?
nobody
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David lee roth or Sammy hagar?
They should have sang as a duo. I'll judge them after they do that.
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What do you think of "Christian Rock?"
That's why the mute button was invented.
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Do you always use ketchup on your hamburgers?
Can't stand the stuff. all a burger needs is cheese and an occasional onion rings and bacon.
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Would you rather live for a year in Italy, France or neither?
The border.
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Any recommendations for dinner tonight? It's after eight, and the nearest drive thru is ten miles away!
leftovers and cereal
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How many US States have you been to?
11 and ontario.
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Who would you nominate for a Darwin Award?
Rush Limbaugh
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If we had smellovision what would be the funniest program or advert
Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe
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I say stupid...you say__________?
Dick Cheney
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Who else likes ranch on pizza?
Who has heard such a nasty thing?
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What condiment would you put on a chicken sandwich?
cheese
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May I take your order?
chicken tenders with honey and banana pudding.
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Seriously. Wouldn't you like to see Barney the Singing Dinosaur gunned down in a drive-by shooting?
Send him to the taliban and see how they like it.
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When the last newspaper goes bankrupt, how are we going to find out?
BBC!
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Sweet or dill pickles?
neither, hate pickles.
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I need to laugh desperately, can you help me?
http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid
This might come in for a few laughs.
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Can everyone say, "thank you, Oprah"? I would have preferred a car, but dinner is nice also.
Thanks, but now get off my TV!
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Let's go out for some burgers. Where can we go?
Sonic or Burger King. Steak n Shake if you want a longer drive.
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What is red, blue and white?
France
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My husband lost his job a month ago and now he is addicted to the Maury Povich and Jerry Springer show should I be concerned?
Yes you should be. He could be watching Oprah next. Have him leave the house and visit his friends, they may have something for him to do.
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What is your favorite kind of donut?
chocolate
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Naruto or One Piece?
neither
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Would you suck on my toes? (all clean, freshly washed)
Depends on what you are wearing at the moment. I am particular on that detail.
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Traveling by plane, do you prefer a direct flight which is more expensive or a stop or two to save some money?
As long as I don't have to change planes during the stop.
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What do you buy from a pharmacy other than medicines?
greeting cards
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If you had a pet pig, what would you name it?
Bacon
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What's scarier than Republicans in charge of a 401k investment fund?
President Rush Limbaugh
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Besides denying global warming, what other crazy beliefs will get you a Republican job?
putting religion into the government.
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Look around where are you sitting right now. What is the first picture you see in your home?
a couple pictures of flowers.
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What would you say if you saw hannah montana on top of a skyscraper?
Have her do some jumping jacks.
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Do you like the T.V. show Chuck?
hadn't bothered to watch it.
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Would you rather have an atv or a motorcycle?
atv. no good with bikes.
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Obama's first 100 days.... How would you rate it? A, B, C, D or F? Why?
an C
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Do you have any good recipes for kitten?
I only know of kitty pot pie.
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Ketchup or mayonaise?
neither, YUCK!!!!
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What's your favorite British joke?
Their dental plan
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Why is Texas Republican governor Rick Perry, who was asking to secede from the U.S., now begging for federal aid?
He has memory problems.
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I have never been congratulated for anything on AB (sob..), so would you join me in congratulating myself on finally becoming a Sage? Woo hoo!
That makes two of us. I didn't get congratulate by the others either. I'm not bitter since I'm still here. Here it is for the both of us.
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Its my birthday tommorow! anything you wanna say?
enjoy.
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Who wants to send greetings to YARNLADY who just turned 80? A wise woman among us!
Keep on trucking.
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Hey everyone today is Galeanda's second AB Anniversary ! Congrates on a great accomplishment.:)
Keep on trucking.
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McDonald's has decided that Canada cannot produce enough beef to support their stores and now they will be importing beef from
South America where they're laws are much more laxed(pesticides/hormones). I'm going to boycott McDonalds, who will join me
I'm already boycotting the place from years ago.
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Where you aware that Bea Arthur passed away?
yes, I am.
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How long has it been since you last went to a restaurant?
a while back.
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Does anyone have a tittle for the story I'm writing so far? (It's about a bully in the fourth grade, who everyone hates. Then, he gets along with 4 other girls. And they become friends.)
You'll have plenty of tittles, but as for a title, may I suggest, "A Bully and His Harem."
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Where is the best place to take a vacation in Arkansas?
Hot Springs
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What are your views on female televangelists like Gloria Copeland and Joyce Meyer?
Still full of it.
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If you were a software program...what 'glitch' would you constantly be experiencing?
slow loading times
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Where is jesus?
Trimming the hedges at some guy's house
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Do you own a pair of Teva sandals?
no way.
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Are there any George Carlin Fans here?
I really love it when he slams religion.
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What will you have a Hot Dog with all the Fixins or a Hamburger with all the Fixins?
like my hot dogs plain and my burgers with cheese and bacon.
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Do you put cole slaw on your hot dogs?
I don't do Cole slaw
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Why did the easter bunny skip my house last year?
He was found on the side of road flatten by a Hummer.
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Do you eat all the easter eggs you get straight away or do you save them?
I don't bother collecting them
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You are all invited to my bar-b-que, what can I throw on the grill for you?
chicken and ribs
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Rice Krispies or Corn Flakes?Do you use bananas in them?
bananas on both!
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I was born in the year of the RAT! What year were you born in?
sheep
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What did you do for easter?
Eat, watched TV, and played on the Internet.
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How far did you travel for Easter this weekend?
Stayed home and froze.
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What is Canada most noted for?
snow
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What would be a perfect day alone for you?
just me and the Internet.
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PETA wants Pet Shop Boys to change their name to Rescue Shelter Boys. Should PETA change their name to PINA (Pain In The Arse)?
They should change their name to National Association of Zombie Animals. I'll let you figure out the rest.
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What should they call Nadya Suleman's new reality show?
Dumb moron with too many kids.
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What would make today a GOOD FRIDAY for you?
doing nothing, being nothing. Hope to stay home on Easter and watch TV
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Soap Opera fans: foreign soaps or not?
I don't like the domestic stuff. Of course I don't like foreign soaps.
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Why do I keep answering religious questions knowing I'll be downrated because I don't agree with them?
you're addicted
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Name a city that starts with the letter R?
Rachel, NV
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What do you consider a finger food?
pizza
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What is your favorite part of the chicken?
breasts and gizzards
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Other than youtube and hulu r there any other video web sites that any of u know of?
delete, bad connection
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Other than youtube and hulu r there any other video web sites that any of u know of?
delete
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Other than youtube and hulu r there any other video web sites that any of u know of?
dailymotion and ifilm
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PETA against KFC.
Would you still buy food in KFC, after you find out about the treatment of chickens on KFC's farms ?
Please elaborate on your answer
I ignore PETA and their stupid pleas. I need someone else to object to their practices before I stop eating there.
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There is a "de-baptism" (separating from church) movement going on now. Would you do it?
It would involve me being baptized in the first place and that ain't happening.
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Will i UNnstall IE7 to install IE8 ioperate win xp sp3
I just put it on my dad's machine. It does that for you.
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What color strikes you the most ?why?
red
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Is it true that the Yankees signed Chris Brown to a contract because he can really hit?
ha ha, funny!
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True or false..the victorious allied nations divided germany into zones of occupation.
yes and so is Austria
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How would you answer a question like 'Is Jesus your saviour' by someone who was preaching while i was travelling on public transport?
"middle finger", leave me alone, or ignore.
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Have you ever got a class spanking? i once had to lay on the teachers desk and all of the students got in line and came and wacked me with their rulers.{6th grade i think}
no. all of my spankings were done by one person and one person only.
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Can you see city hall from your house?
no.
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Do you stand IN line or ON line?
stand IN your queue.
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Would you pay for Facebook?
no way!
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Dont trust a _______?
preacher
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Which language has the nicest female names?
spanish
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Name Component used in the computer?
dvd burner
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Do you hate vegetarians?
Somewhat. I just see them as quitters, but after reading some of your answers, it also gives me more meat to enjoy.
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Name Something you might find in a Field...?
land mines
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Do the words maggie & thatcher make you mad
tv killer
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What do you dip your corn dog in? Ketchup or mustard, something else?
nothing
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How bad it is to sleep alone?
I do it all the time.
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What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why?
what religion?
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On the road of life, is God like a state trooper who decides to alleviate boredom by playing with His tire traps, then is nice enough to change your tires for you, but only after raping you out in the rain?
Nope, he's more like the possums and raccoons that gets run over.
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Anyone like the new Eminem song or do you wish he would just go away all ready?
I want him to disappear. Been to his realm.
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How many soccer jerseys do you own?
nada
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____ in the wind
piss
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How do you feel about Catholic churches having to close down?
Fewer places to brainwash people.
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If you could decide whose face to put on a postage stamp, whose face would you choose?
John Lennon
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What if you found out the Bible was fiction?
I have already figured out that the bible is fiction, so nothing will change.
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What products should Chris Brown endorse?
The Ike Turner Memorial Institute.
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How many animals have you been bitten by?
do mosquitoes count?
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Did you like the show Momma's Family?
itś a great show.
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What do you think L. Ron Hubbard's motive was for creating Scientology?
other people's money.
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Do you keep in fashion .
I'm in a fashion coma.
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What is the best frozen pizza brand I should buy?
totino's or red baron
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What are some fun things to do in Chicago?
cheer for the White Sox, swim in Lake Michigan, visit WGN, find some good pizza.
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Is Rush Limbaugh a cult?
Just like Kim Jong-Il
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Little ____
late
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Why don't hammers come with instructions?
they do; wear goggles while using
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What does a Husband probably Hide from his Wife...?
money, 'literature', pictures, movies, booze, food, music
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Michael Jackson concert at Londons O2 Arena,they are paying £1600($2240) for a pair of tickets,would you?
Waste of time, waste of money.
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Do you sweeten unsweetened cereal?
yyyyyyyyyyesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG! I'M PREGNANT! and the baby's YOURS! ;)
any thoughts?
Can't be me. My "juice" is in the trash.
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Blue jeans or casual slacks?
jeans
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What should Gordon Brown do with those DVDS that Obama gave him that won’t play for him now?
sell them on ebay.
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How far from your childhood home do you live?
still there
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What should we name our next dog any good names out there?
bin laden
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Did you know Taco Bell uses "Grade D" meat?
are you sure that they don't use canner meat?
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Can you write a good novel?
not possible at the moment.
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Are there a lot of people who consider shows like Family Guy and South Park to be children's shows?
There's a difference between cartoon and animation. Kids watch cartoons, adults watch animation.
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Sites to see between Indiana and Florida, anything great?
stop by Nashville and you will see many great sites.
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What do you think of when I say : Cheap trick?
I want you to want me.
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Why do FYROM want to be called Macedonia?
can't Greece claim the country as it's own.
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Grab the book nearest you and turn to page 17. Now go to the window nearest you. Who's your favorite talk show host?
Red herrings all around.
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If you had a toll free number that utilized letters (example 1-800-answers) and letters described you in some way, what number would we be calling to reach you?
1-888-boredom
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Name one thing in the ocean
eels
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What is something some wise guy once said?
there is no God!
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Name something that you get better at doing, with age?
injuring oneself.
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Beer or chocolate?
chocolate
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If you could add another amendment to the US constitution what would it be?
rights for nonbelievers and safeguards for abortion
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Have you ever been in Montenegro or Croatia?
neither one.
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Would you rather have fried or grilled chicken?
both.
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How do you rate yourself as a follower of your religion out of 100?
I go in my own direction.
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Pull Chain to______. What word or words can you put in the blank to finish the directions.
break wind
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What a beautiful night to_________!! What word or words can you put in the blank to finish the statement?
go to sleep
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Jehovah's witnesses come knocking on your door preaching to you and asking you for money, what do you do?
They didn't ask for money and I just ignored them. Shame too because they were nice looking ones and if they had given up that racket, I might had gotten to know them better.
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Can you suggest an UNUSUAL pizza topping?
bananas and placenta
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What's something one might find in your bedroom?
clothes
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What brand of toothpaste do you use? Do you think it's the best?
whatever i can afford, which winds up being aim and close-up.
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What are the advantages of cable TV over satellite TV and vice versa?
cable carries local stuff and public access
satellite has east and west coast feeds and all sports channels
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Paintball or Lazer Tag?
I did lazer tag twice and will only do paintball if one of you suckers will buy me a change of clothes in exchange.
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Best disco songs ever?
staying alive
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If you could press a button and make one thing/person disappear who/what would it be?
Religion. More trouble than what it is worth.
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Have you had piano lessons as an adult?
no.
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Have you ever had a pepperoni and cheese omelet?
sounds like a good idea.
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There ain't no doubt, I love______!! What word or phrase could you use to fill in the blank?
lamp
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Did you mousercise in the early 80's?
didn't bother
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If you could legalize or ban something what would it/they be?
ban religious programming on tv
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Whats the first thing you can think of with black and white colors in it?
a text document
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Do you watch award shows or do you wait till read/hear the results?
I just wait for the day after and hear the results.
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If you had to pick one show on TV to watch all weekend long, what show would you pick?
Top gear, Mythbusters, scrubs, Doctor Who, or Monty python
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What is one tv show that you just would refuse to watch if it was the only thing on every channel?
700 club
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Can you think of a word where "y" is used as a vowel, and is in fact the only vowel in the word? like sky
wry sky my fry ply cry try cyst tryst
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If you could kill anyone person legally, who would that be for u?(Anyone who irritates you a lot)
clerics.
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Where's the best place you have ever visited? (Australia is mine)
Best: Vanderbilt university
Worst: Knoxville, TN
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Who is your Favorite Beatle? (2009-12-09)
John Lennon. Liked his later stuff
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How much praying goes on at a prayer breakfast?
only AFTER the meal.
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Can i where a Thong
Just because it can be done, doesn't mean it SHOULD be done.
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What are you a hater of as of right now?
religion and Republicans
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What would this Site be like without You...?
They won't know that I left.
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Do you have a valentine?
none at the momemt
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Do you have to have coffee every morning? Why? Why not?
don't do coffee. Rather have tea, though.
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Would you own a Kindle? Why not just buy the book?
Doesn't take up quite as much room as several books does.
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Would you please join me in congratulating my dear friend Colt? He is a brand new Maestro!!! BRAVO!!
great job, Colt
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My friend BrokeDog has just achieved Maestro status!! Would you join me in congratulating him?
congrats brokedog
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We have a new top level:"Illuminati", Who else but our friend Firebrand to be the first to reach that mark? Would you join me in congratulating her? Well done FB! : )
Congrats and keep going.
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Which do you use and why: Myspace, facebook or bebo?
myspace
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My friend is looking for a vacation spot for this year - preferably someplace steeped in history. She likes things like Civil War museums, etc. She has done Harrisburg, PA; Washington, DC; whale-watching in Maine. Any good ideas for her?
Try Memphis or Detroit. they got plenty of history to be found there.
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Have you ever "Pruned" your AB Friends List?
I did ditch the deadwood and also added a few new people to the list.
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There are almost 700,000 AB members...lets take a roll call to see who is active. Are you here?
I might be here, but Iḿ not so sure.
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Do you have what it takes to unseat "Firebrand" as number 1 on AB's Leaderboard? ;-)
I have no chance of doing that, besides I am now slipping on the leaderboard.
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Do you like pineapple on your pizza?
no pineapple, thank you
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How can I get my cat to move from in front of my monitor, he has planted himself and will not move! LOL, I am trying to look around his body and he is cocking his head looking at me like I am crazy, How do I get him to move?Tried 2 push, not working.
put it on your lap.
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Special scenario: you're floating around on wreckage with sharks all around you and corpses and trash and vile things are all around you. THEN! I come motoring up to you in a fancy yacht stocked with a full bar. . .would you like me THEN?
I'll just stick to being grateful.
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Would you say Margaret Thatcher was a good influence on Britain?
Of course not, she killed ITV!
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If your s/o is a vegetarian, would you change your eating habits to make them happy?
no way!
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Quick: 'Paul Blartt Mall Cop' or 'Taken'? Which movie should i go see tonight?
Taken
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What did you use to do for entertainment before you had a computer?
tv, Nintendo, radio
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What color goes well with purple
yellow
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Would you ever consider moving to Detroit?
Forget Detroit, I want Windsor!
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When the power goes out what do you do?
sleep early or listen to a crank radio for a while.
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If you use bar soap and there is a short, curly hair on the soap, what would you do?
Assume it's mine and march on.
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A woman in California gave birth to octuplets and she's planning on breast feeding. Your thoughts?
the woman ain't right.
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Why USA peoples leaving Christianity?
because they are smart.
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Who won the Superbowl?
Steelers
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Guess the logo part 3 - Car companies!! (post your score...mine was 56.5%)
Your time was 00:36:80
You rank 85.06% among our users.
messed up on the first one.
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Does your birthday land on any famous person or celebrity's birthday?
Fernando Marcos
Robert Packwood
Dylan Klebold
Queen Paola
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Is NOPE the word that best describes a Republican future?
DOPE is even a better word.
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Super Bowl XLIII: Steelers or Cardinals?
steelers
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Were you born on an odd day, or even?
odd
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It's my birthday! What should i ask for?
Karl Rove's phone number or a trip to Bolivia
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Do you get confused by homophones such as their, they're, there, your, and you're...or on AB you are typing too fast to type out the correct word?
every once in a while
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I love the British! Any other Anglophiles here? ;-)
does watching the BBC count?
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Have you ever thought religion was detrimental to society?
all the time.
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How many people who listen to "Talk Radio" understand that it is not the news, not educational, and not required to be true? Rather, it is a form of entertainment. How many people GET that?
not too many.
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What is the best P2P software for windows vista?
amule
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Name something that rings or dings?
your ears.
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What do you bring to france?
incense, deodorant, cash, maps
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When i power up my p c my harddrive works, but not my video card, cd player or floppy. What is going on here?
are they plugged in?
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Will Tibet be free one day?
Very unlikely
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If you owned a book store, what would you name it?
Wonderful Reading
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What movies should never be remade?
Plan 9 from outer space
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Have you ever heard of 'Deezer'?
I have been using it lately.
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Did your parents force you into going to church when you were a child?
yes and I quit going to church because of it.
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Predictions for the super bowl? steelers or cardinals? or just dont care?
Steelers
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What religion do you think is best? (try not to pick your own!)
NST
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Did you watch the inauguration?
on several channels as a matter of fact.
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Do you think Nerds (the candy) would taste good baked in a cookie? What other things would you try to make a cookie out of?
not nerds, try skittles, Reese's pieces, jelly beans, oreo crumbs, or gummy bears
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What TV channel did you watch the Inauguration on?
BBC, France 24, CNN, ABC2, ABC, NPR, Univision, WGN, NBC, MSNBC
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Who would like to join me in congratulating Firebrand for being only 1 level away from 100!?
you can make it.
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Do you use tabs or do you open new windows?
tabs. keeps down on number of open windows.
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Do you think it is unusual for a 12 year old boy to love to read?
I thought that was the desired effect.
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What is your favorite brand of frozen pizza?
totino's
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What Time did You Crawl out of Bed this morning...?
7:00 am
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If you were given a yacht...what would you name it?
White Elephant
C.O.S.P.
Firewood
For Sail
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I'm going to New Orleans in a couple of weeks, is there anything I should be sure to see?
lower 9th ward.
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What should Dick Cheney do after Jan. 20, 2009?
Rot in jail.
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What age did you stop looking at porn?
Why should I?
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What City is Bigger the Wold New York or japan , tokyo?
tokyo
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Have you ever eaten at Wahoo's Fish Taco?
never heard of the place.
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_______, I choose you!?
New Holland
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OMG. I am sorry but I think I just stepped on your ______!?
tail
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I have just got a rabbit, he is 7 months old and he bites me, he does not bite anyone else but when i try and pick him up or stroke him he bites me, what can i do?
try to gain his confidence and to see what you are doing wrong. You just might be picking him up wrong.
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Why do you use Answerbag?
to ask crazy questions
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First thing that comes to mind: "____ for your convenience"?
precooked
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I am going to Sonic,and buying,so what do you want?
popcorn chicken, onion rings and a shake
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When you puke, do you do it in the trash, sink or toilet?
the nearest available object.
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You walk into a 7/11. What do you buy?
moon pies, soda, chips, ice cream
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Is the World Cup some kind of athletic protector for the planet?
good one.
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I have just made some chocolate chip muffins - anyone fancy one? They are still warm
I could use a few right about now.
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Does anyone remember Fraggle Rock?
I was young and I liked it.
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Do you remember Schoolhouse Rock?
the great old days.
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What is the most times you went to see the same movie in a theater?
zero
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How many times do u see a movie @ the theaters in a year?
none
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Do you have a bf/gf y/ynot?
too lazy to look for one.
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If religion and reality differ, which of the two is right?
reality
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Do you like will smith? Better actor or rapper?
actor.
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Did you read all 7 Harry Potter Books?
never did
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What book or reading would you recommend for a severe case of insomnia?
read a law book.
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What NOT to say to an Obese Person....?
wanna sumo?
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How do you feel about President Elect Obama's idea to let gays serve openly in the military?
I'm all for it. They need all the soldiers that they can get their hands on.
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Big controversy in Nashville. The government wants English to be the official language here. its up for a vote by the people. this means all contracts,etc., with Metro, will have to be in English, not 20 other languages. comments?
English should NOT be the official language. It can the the first language, but not the only language. This measure is a big waste of money and time, the safe vote is to vote NO. the sooner it goes away, the better it will be. No city must go down this route. you can do English first, but not English only.
This shall not pass.
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Which would you prefer Nike or Adidas?
Adidas
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What is a village without a church called?
freedom!!!!!!!!!!
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Who has heard of Chattanooga Tennessee?
I have. been to it and through it several times.
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Fill in the blank: Jesus is my______.
doormat
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When was the last time you had an apple?
today
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I am free to take a few questions from my fans. What's your first question?
Are you ready for Windows 7?
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Fill in the blank: In Jesus____________.
we sink to our lowest levels as living beings.
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Fill in the blank: I am _________by Jesus.
f'ed
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An apple a day keeps _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank, be imaginative)
the Doctor from showing up at your house in his TARDIS.
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A man that breaks his word is _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank, be imaginative)
a Republican
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First thing that comes to mind: Ask your doctor about ____?
my mental imbalance.
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Are these free?
They are. Just pay €9.95 for shipping and handling.
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Pepsi has changed it's logo again?
I read up on the design change at http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/the_new_pepsi_challenge_guess.php. You should see the comments for this article.
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Do you like eggplant? How do you prepare it?
NUNCA.
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Is masturbation murder?
No, silly. it is not.
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Come as you ____.
are, as you were.
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If you had your way, what "surprise" would you put in a box of cereal or Cracker Jack?
driver's license
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Can you tell me another word you could use to replace the word NONE?
null, nothing, nada
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What is your biggest gripe about the bible?
that it is always misinterpreted and NEVER correctly interpreted or can be correctly interpreted.
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What did you just add to my pot of pumpkin soup?
fish guts, leeks, rabbit parts, beets, spoiled milk
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How many of you personaly watch naruto
I never got into it and just ignore it.
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I'm changing my ringtone. What ringtone would you recommend for me that you think i would like?
NBC chimes
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Can i hear radio station live on my ipod,how?
Get one of those iPods that has a radio tuner.
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It's sunday. Do you have any plans for today?
Work, play on the computer, watch TV, eat, and sleep
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Why do questions, that have to do with religion, get downrated so much?
lots of raw nerves.
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How much do you like these shoes on a scale of 1 to 10?
1. Hate the toes.
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Whats a good Movie you would Reccomend?
Dogma
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Fill in the blank: I am ______ because of Jesus.
lazy and stupid
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What is your place in your family? (Eldest Middle Youngest)
youngest
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Can you ever have too much mayonaise?
yes. any mayo is too much mayo.
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Which animal would make the worst pet?
Try this guy on for size.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7791989.stm
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If these muslim people can't eat pork, how come they eat bacon?
turkey bacon
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Are triangular wheels more fuel efficient than circular wheels?
No bloody way. I just answered that question on wis.dm
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What are your views on masterbation?
All for it, just don't mess yourself while doing it.
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Do you say a prayer before a meal? If so, what do you say?
Don't bother with that stuff.
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Do you guys like my icon thingy?
Can I get a closer look?
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Why are Christmas colors red and green?
To piss off the colorblind.
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What is your favorite Soundgarden song?
Black Hole Sun
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Whoo-hoo! Finally baked a successful loaf of SOURDOUGH bread! Who wants to congratulate me?
Congrats. Now try to make a banana pecan bread.
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Should the BCS go to a tournament system to decide the National Champion?
Bring out the playoffs.
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Is there something that you do EVERY night before going to bed?
brush teeth, put on on pajamas, turn off lights, turn on radio, mess up the covers and sleep.
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If i dropped my cell phone in the ocean, i think i would __________!
get hosed and have to get another one.
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Why aren't you already a vegetarian?
Because there is no way that I am going to give up eating meat.
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We are trying to recover from X-mas and a hard time financially that put us in some unexpected debt recently... My son's 16th birthday is in a few weeks and being that we have to be really careful right now... What are some ideas for his big day?
a day at the park would be nice for him.
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This is a quadruple bill. Do you prefer (1) indoor or outdoor activities; (2) milk or plain chocolate; (3) red or white wine; (4) analogue or digital watches?
indoor, plain chocolate, no wine, digital.
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Peanut Butter or Sugar Cookies?
sugar cookies. I can do peanut butter, but prefer sugar.
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What Year did you or do you turn 21?
2000
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If someone asks you if you would like to donate blood, what do you say?
Go ahead and take it for you will be keeping me for awhile.
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You're never too OLD to ___________? do what?
dance
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Would you screw Amy Winehouse for a Klondike bar?
There's nothing on ANY world that could get me next to that thing.
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If AB only had four categories: abortion, religion, homosexuality and politics, which category would I most likely see you posting questions and answers?
all but homosexuality.
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I've heard religious people say that Heath Ledger dying on the set of Batman was his punishment from God for portraying a gay person in Brokeback Mountain. Is there any creedence to this?
Religious people LOVE talking out of their ass. They lied to you, no surprise. Find another source of info and stop relying on religious people for info because the do not know what they are talking about.
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How can some people look at a pepperoni pizza, covered in that viscous, nasty, orange grease and say "Yum, let's eat up!"?
Then hand me your slice, okay?
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How is your bank account doing these days?
Small, but probably enough to get by.
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If you reject Jesus,that offers the free gift of salvation through faith,then doesnt that mean you send yourself to Hell,with no excuse cause God offered you a way out.
What heaven? what hell? what god?
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Anyone used to watch the show, California Dreams?
Never bothered with it.
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In a house you design there is One Room all your own....what does it have, and what do you love to do in there?
Computer stuff, Internet and cable connection, books, spare parts, radio, chairs, and shelves
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What drink should I get from starbucks?
Green tea
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Has Anybody ever been to shanty creek/ schuss mountain in michigan?
If it ain't in Detroit, then I haven't seen it.
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Who is a better talk show host: Ellen or Oprah?
Ellen because Oprah's time has come to an end.
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Why do people hate Bill O'Rielly so much?
Because he is a loud-mouthed snook that can't keep his mouth shut. Even Murdoch hates his guts.
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Will you pray this nation under God? If no...why not?
nope, because 'One Nation Without god' sounds WAY better.
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Did you eat black eyed peas on New Year's Day to have good luck next year?
no way. I never eat that stuff.
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What do u do on Sundays?
Work, watch tv, play games, eat, sleep
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What is the first day of the week?
Monday
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Do you think it's possible to eat pizza without cheese?
Just because it can be done doesn't mean it should be done.
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Do you use a knife and fork to eat your pizza?
I never had a pizza for which a knife and fork are needed.
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Have you ever eaten at an Amish restaurant?
Don't know of any.
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What's your favorite song with the word 'snow' in the title?
Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow
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Do you wear a crucifix around your neck?
no way, too gaudy.
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Trying to show my wife what a wide range of people are on AB. She just watched me playing around on AB for the 1st time last night, and she is kind of impressed. Just city/state, or city/country...Where are you from?
not far from WHIN-AM 1010. It's that precise.
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If all of your sexual fantasies happened in real life would someone end up in prison?
yes, me
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What do you call 4 naked Women?
a fantasy
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What will your New Year's dinner be?
leftovers and whatever I feel like eating.
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Is this going to be a steak and lobster or a Hamburger Helper year?
ramen
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You enter a contest. You win ten season one DVD collections for any tv titles (any tv genre or network or decade) you like. What 10 shows are on your list?
ALF
Murphy Brown
Boston Legal
Mythbusters
Star Trek (all series)
30 rock
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I believe in a God, do you?
no gods
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If you were making a turkey sandwich, what other ingredients would you add?
cheese if anything.
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Is your boss a Jewish Carpenter?
never. better off without him
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Is P.E. mandatory for all US public schools?
P.E. is only required for 1 year in secondary school.
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Besides every married woman is________________husband!
hen-pecked
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Which is your favourite nut?
Pecans and wing nuts
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Who else is creeped out by christian extremists?
they do bug me
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Who likes the bread at Red Lobster?
bread's fine.
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What's the longest you've gone without showering? [honest!]
so far, 5 days w/o shower or bath.
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What was making headlines the year you were born?
Three Mile Island, Iran
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Do you eat the crust off your pizza or toss it out?
Eat the crust. The pizzas I get have no outer crust.
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What happened to Saturday morning cartoons? The few that are on stink. What was\ is your favorite.
more channels. You don't want to know.
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My question well has run dry! Can anyone say something to inspire me? (And please don't say "something to inspire me.")
Maybe this song can help.
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Is there a hurricane with your name on it?
kill this question
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What type of delivery trucks have come to your house? e.g. milk, mail, bread, UPS.
packages and bad news.
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How soon will you write your thankyou cards?
Sorry, but i don't even bother.
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Why is your brother/sister so annoying?
Because they like to mess up your stuff while you are using them, barge into your room and turn off the lights with you still in the room.
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Would you prefer curly fries or french fries
Curly fries.
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Do you call them French fries or fries?
French fries.
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When's the next flight to Kevonia?
The next flight to kevonia will be a bombing run.
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Hey! Where's my Christmas present?
At the pawn shop.
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Am I the only one working the Friday after Christmas?
you are. Off till Monday
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Eartha Kitt has passed away at 81. What is your special memory of this wonderful lady?
Catwoman
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Wanna see my tattoo? (just got it today!) If you want to see it, photos in my answer!
nice. You're a better man than me.
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I wish I didn't have to ...
go to church at all.
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Can you stop after just one potato chip?
That's impossible for me to do.
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"Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
He would if He hadn't drank an entire case of Jack.
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If you check your profile tab for "Video Answers", how many have you contributed here at AB? More or less than you expected?
approx 7-12 videos
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How often do you downrate a question or an answer without giving your views?
often. Can't be arsed to come up with a reason.
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Can i get 500 answers to this?
can't
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Everybody's all time favorite animal - ALF - has made it to Sagedom!!! Please join me in wishing him a Christmas congratulations!!!!!!!
Let's celibate.
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What would you give me for Christmas this year? =)
a hard time.
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Can you name the last thing that you bought from an ice cream truck?
Never did use one of those trucks. Nice for target practice, though.
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Can you name the last fish you ate?
catfish
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Can I raid your refrigerator?
Stay away from my fridge.
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Why do gifts havfe to be wrapped?
to build suspense and to delay rejection.
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Guys, you love to see girls in ______________?
their birthday suits
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Im in the mood to bake some cookies. What kind do you want?
chocolate chip and nuts
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What would be the biggest challenge of living in a nudist colony?
The saggies and naked old men.
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Have you ever had an actual conversation with God or Jesus?
That's up there with you having conversations with zombies or bigfoot. They simply don't happen.
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Who would win this cat fight: Nancy Grace or Sarah Palin?
Depends, will they be wrestling in mud, gelatin, or cole slaw?
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Jesus v. Superman. Who wins?
Superman by default. Jesus never shows up because he doesn't exist.
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Overall, not just current candidates. Who would make the best President of the United States?
Warren Buffet
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Riddle: What are made to be broken?
bones
promises
sticks
guns
chairs and other furniture
eggs
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Up on the housetop click, click, click! What the heck is up on your rooftop?
Tasty Venison
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First thing that comes to mind: Kiss me, I'm ______
horny
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I'm writing a book about YOU... what is the title?
Better Living Through Laziness
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I just hit level 68 and 'only' have 4548 points to go until level 69. Where's my party?
It's all around you.
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Who would like to join me in congratulating all the clever ABers that get tons of points for simply congratulating other ABers?
Now, you are really crazy.
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I do not often ask these (this is my 3rd or so) but my Lady Keysha just made Maestro. Would anyone care to offer her congratulations?
congrats
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The best answerbagger of all times is _________________
Mastrodon
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Do u prefer to watch Fox News or CNN and why?
CNN. Fox doesn't do news.
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Cnn or fox news?
MSNBC and BBC news.
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Do u like the jonas brothers?
Don't waste my time with them.
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What's your AB level?
53 with my place slipping a few ranks and approaching 400th.
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Woohoo! I'm finally a Brain! Does anyone mind if I pat myself on the back?
Go ahead and celebrate.
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What’s the most difficult habit to break ever for you?
Going to church
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Do you ever sneak a peek at your Christmas presents before Christmas?
not really
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How do we workout while travelling?
Run alongside the Greyhound bus.
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He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're _______________________________!
walking around the house butt naked!
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If love was not named love, what do you think it should be called?
heartsick
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Tonight's the night that I _____________!
stay up late
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Do you like Chickflia or KFC better?
KFC, only because religion is NOT a part of their business.
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What would you say life is full of?
disappointment.
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Would you rather be buried or cremated?
Hopefully cremated
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Who else has a cat in front of the computer? Dot says HI!!!
not me, no animals inside house.
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Australia is going to start allowing classes that teach there is no god in place of religious classes for those who would rather have humanist teachings instead of theistic. Agree? Disagree? see my answer for more.
I agree and I know a few places in my area that should do the same thing.
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Have you ever been tested for STDs?
didn't find one.
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Do you ever decorate your tree with strings of popcorn?
nope
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Do you hang and fill stockings for Christmas?
I don't even bother with it
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DO you pray and to who?
no way
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Barack Obama ran on a platform of change. If you could ask him to change one thing about America (no silly answers like give me a billion dollars) what would it be, and why?
Greater acceptance of non-religious groups.
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Burger King has just introduced a beef-scented body spray called "Flame". Surely you can think of a better name for it. What is it?
Lame
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I am looking for music for my wedding. I don’t want the “norm” songs. Something different. Thanks guys!
Try these out:
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Should I serve steak or lobster for Christmas eve dinner?
steak.
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Do you believe in salivation?
I salivate every day (and night).
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Do you believe in the Lords salivation?
Get a drool rag you two.
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Why does everyone hate Bush so much?
Because he passes laws that wound up screwing the people.
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My grandfather was a shoe salesman. Can i say he was a weapons merchant?
Was he stuck with selling women's shoes for low wages?
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Whats your local newspaper called?
News Examiner and Tennessean
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What would be the worst thing to fill a pinata with?
soup
vomit
prune juice
tomatoes
cough syrup
urine
slime
eels
guano
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Do you down rate someone when they ask stupid questions
Sometimes.
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Currently I have 18 answers with negative points. Do you have more?
36 with negative points.
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Have you bought health insurance for your dog or cat? If not then why?
Never bothered. Not worth the cost.
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What kind of radio do you listen to: AM, FM, Satellite, Digital or Internet radio?
FM during the day and when I'm asleep, AM when I think I can get some distant signals and Internet radio when I'm at my computer.
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I'll take _____ for $500 Alex?
Dumb Republicans
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How many people on answerbag are single?
Single and hadn't bother to look.
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Darwins theory or the bible?
Darwin
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What would you rather watch?.....monty python's holy grail OR napoleon dynamite?
Holy Grail then Napoleon Dynamite.
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Is your ringtone a download or a ringtone they give with the phone
came with phone.
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What is the biggest lie a large number of people believe?
That there is a God and that He can save them.
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What shoes do i wear with a gold dress
gold ballerina flats
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What does Sigourney Weaver weave?
stories
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Christians only please: My brother in law (atheist) doesnt want to take his kids to church, should I intervene so they know the love of christ at an early age?
leave them alone or he might put a restraining order on you.
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Are you an independent, Libertarian, Democrat or Republican?
Democrat
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Remember when KFC had a buffet, What happened to that? I hit that up every Sunday morning, after a joint or two of course. Made for a good hangover cure.
The KFC I went has a small one. It's a new one.
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Should indicted Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich be allowed to keep working?
Pat Quinn should take over till one of you gets elected to the post.
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Who shops at the dollar store?
I go there and i liked the idea.
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Do u wish 7th Heaven was still on?
Nevar liked the show.
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Would you choose salad over pizza?
No way, HATE salad.
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If you were at a salad bar, what would be on your salad?
straight gelatin, no salad
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Have you ever just eaten a salad for a meal?
no, don't do salads
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I hate potato salad. Do you?
No way, can't stand that crap. I am a salad hater.
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Do you have a "beware of dog" sign in your yard?
nyet.
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Do you have a nativity scene on your lawn as part of your Christmas decorationsde?
Thankfully, we don't have a nativtiy scene, If we did, it would have been destroyed a long time ago.
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How accurate and true are the stories in the bible?
All lies.
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Are the stories from the bible supposed to be taken literally?
nope.
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Do you believe what The Bible says?
no way!
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Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a _____!
economist
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What do you think about the film " The God Who Wasn't There"?
Great film, highly recommend it.
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Is there a cookie jar in your kitchen?
there is and it rarely stays full.
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Do you think they should cancel the reality show SURVIVOR? Why or why not?
I don't like that myself, but If somebody likes it, I'll let it continue whenever they might consider Newfounland, Greenland, Alaska, Siberia, Detroit, Zimbabwe, Iran, Syria, Gaza Strip as possible places to do the show
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What is a female ass called?
jenny
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My 2 month old kitten has small spots of blood in her poo when shes been in her litter tray... what does this mean and is it serious?
Maybe she ate something that was cutting into her colon.
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Why didn't you come to my wedding?
I don't know you and you're not marrying into my family.
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I'm 25 years old, single and no kids, am I abnormal to some people?
Not really. I don't have a wife and I'm almost 30. I wonder about that sometimes, but I'm too lazy to look for one.
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If you turn on tv tommorrow and every single channel was cancelled, what would you do?
listen to Internet radio and start watch TV from other countries.
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What is the first word that pops to mind beginning with the letter V?
victim
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Can I get a link to a really funny video on youtube?
You'll love this one.
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What's the song on your Myspace profile?
several, see if you can find my myspace profile.
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Do you have myspace? Whats your name if you do?
myspace.com/nrobb79
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If I made a facebook group for AB would you join?
Planning one for myspace?
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Born again Christians, brainwashed or filled with Jesus' love?
Absolutely, positvely, 100% brainwashed. They LOVE to talk from their bums.
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In Spain, what happens in February?
Annual Basque uprising.
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Does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?
It's only a rhyme.
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What TV Channel would you ban and why? And what TV Channel would you create to fill the gap?
FOX 'News' Channel and replace it with either France24 or Al Jazeera.
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Atheists… why do you believe there is no God?
I got fed up going to church all of those years and hearing about all of those a$$hole preachers didn't help matters.
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How many of you are using Windows XP right now?
Everywhere except for my machine where it's Vista and Linux.
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What would be the worst kind of material to make bathing suits from?
sodium
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Whats the first word that pops into your mind that begins with "P"?
panda
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What flavor of tea can I offer you?
Black or green. no HFCS.
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How many of you know about LINUX & use it?
I'm using it right now, even more than Vista.
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Do you have your cemetary plot picked out yet?
Not really, wanted to be cremated so that nobody can thrash my gravesite.
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I use windows, but would like to try Linux, should I ?, is it a lot of hassle ? Which version ? HELP :-)
You should and it is best to start with a live CD of a few distros and see which one you like the best. Best to start with a Debian distro and visiting distrowatch.com
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Do you ever eat dry toast( i.e. toast without butter, jam, etc.)?
...and plain bread too.
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If you could cancel one TV show, what would it be?
'Dr.' Phil
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Why cant people put their faith in the God that created them?
Are you sure that faith in a 'God' is neccessary a good thing?
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What's one thing you'd never hear God say?
Can I have a do over on this world?
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For the non-believers-when people start disappearing (all the christians) from the face of the earth (which is the rapture) will yall believe that Jesus is real or will you still be in doubt that God really exists and still doubt that the bible is a true?
No, because I would most likely had slept through it.
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Blasphemy is common. Do you approve of it?
Blasphemy is a blast!
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Do you buy a tin of various kinds of popcorn every holiday season.
no.
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Soy milk or skim milk?
skim milk. won't do soy crap.
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How many people use answer bag?
half-million at least.
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Do you like John Lennon's song Imagine?
Great song and I really liked the lyrics to the song.
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How many Walmart stores are in the U.S. only?
Way too many!
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What useful or fun links would you like to share with the rest of AB?
i-am-bored.com
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This just in: Denver's Catholic Archbishop scolds pro-choice, Catholic Joe Biden. What do you think?
The Catholic Church shold stat paying all of those back taxes that they owe.
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Have you ever had a hand-warmer stuck to your genitals?
never
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Does anybody remember the BBC comedy "The People Next Door" which ran for 2 seasons in the early 70's and featured a widowed dad bringing up a little boy by himself? I really liked that show as a teenager but nobody I've asked remembers it.
never heard of it.
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Never have I ever______________?
went overseas
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Does "New Year" mean the same thing along-with the "Christ's Birthday"?
No, they're two different things.
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If the draft came back would you go?
No way, not going.
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Im going to Paris in January, does anyone have any reccomendations as to where we should go?
A place that serves good catfish.
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If we didn't have a nose bridge and ears, how would we keep sunglasses in front of our eyes?
elastic band
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Rap and Hip Hop are tha best, do u agree?
Are you crazy? No way!
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Would you care if you came home to find me naked in your bed?
Why not, I might need your company.
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Do you observe Advent?
I don't even bother with it.
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Do you like waffles?
Only if you are willing to give me a waffle iron.
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What kept Britain from colonizing Thailand?
The French and Indochina
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Have you ever had a pet put to sleep?
no, I just let them starve. Easier on me.
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Answer to:
Welcome to Burger King! Can i take your order?
popcorn chicken, chocolate milkshake, DVD-R disks, DVD burner, and onion rings.
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Which is better a Mars Bar or Snickers?
Whichever one tastes better deep-fried.
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Who belongs in a padded room?
moral conservativates.
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What Item advertised on TV, Would you "NOT" purchase under any circumstances?
religious items.
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Is it true that Without God there would be NO Hope; without God there would be NO Security; without God mankind would prey on one another WITHOUT any thought of Remorse?
It is not. A great deal of us are doing fine without this 'God' thing, thank you very much.
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Does the phrase "Holy Cow!" come from the bible story of Aaron fashioning a golden calf for the people to worship while Moses was up on the mountain getting the ten commandments?
I though that phrase came from India.
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When is the Ten Commandments coming on TV?
Wouldn't matter, won't be watching it.
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My monitor shuts off and when I turn it off and back on it works for awhile then shuts off again. Is this my monitor or something else.
Is the monitor properly connected? Are the cables in good condition? How long have you had this monitor and did you obtain it when it was new?
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Is Walmart evil?
Go to walmartwatch.com and then ask that question.
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Is Bambi actually part of the liberal lefty media's attempt to make children gay?
no and nice pic.
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Do you hang your clothes in your closet, all facing in the same direction?
Not really, too lazy to bother
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A court in Iran has ruled that a man who blinded a woman with acid after she spurned his marriage proposals will also be blinded with acid. "An eye for an eye", do you agree?
Think about this: "An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind." Of course what he did is despicable, but do you have any better ways of dealing with this brutal crime?
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Have you ever actually met a Muslim?
Met some and knew a few.
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What's your position on DRM (Digital Rights Management)? Do you think it's going out of control, is it just fine or do we need more?
My position that it should die in a huge bonfire.
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Are you a Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Green Party or other?
mostly Democrat
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Do you have false teeth?
No false teeth, just real ones.
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Whats the worst thing you could do when in church?
Walk in naked.
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Did you go or see any thanksgiving parades today?
didn't bother this time.
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Is glass a solid or liquid?
Glass is a solid. The only reason that windows on old buildings look the way that they do is because the process is not as refined as it is now. It only appears to be a slow moving liquid, but it will shatter because it is a solid.
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Name your top 3 favorite websites?
Youtube, Fark, google.
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There is a thin line between _____ and _____.
bravery and stupidity
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Scrubs is moving from NBC to ABC next season, which other shows do you remember moving from one network to another?
Family Matters from ABC to CBS. The Critic has been on several networks.
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If there were no such thing as Term Limits, which president would you like to have voted in again?
Either Clinton or Carter. Carter might have gotten thing right if he was given a chance to get another shot.
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Do you perfer Ketchup or Mustard?
thanks, but I'll take my chances with marmite.
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'Pushing Daisies,' 'Eli Stone' and 'Dirty Sexy Money' were all canceled by the ABC. Are you surprised by these cancelations and will you miss any of these shows?
Never bothered to watch them. Not sure about the surprised part.
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What is your least favorite TV show and why?
Dr. Phil, Oprah, survivor, Ghost whisperer, walker, 24, 90210, Melrose place, etc...
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What is the best soap opera?
Just the ones that they quit airing.
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How many times do you go to the dentist?
not all that often. Hadn't been in years.
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What is your least favorite TV genre?
religious shows
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How many times have you rolled your eyes or wanted to barf while watching the DNC?
No way, that's what Republicans are for.
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You see a 1 dollar coin on the ground you a) walk past in or B) pick it up
I see money, I might keep that money.
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Should Fun change her name to Fungus next?
How about "Fun - with Dick and Jane"?
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Am I sick for developing a crush on Sarah Palin?
Think of yourself wearing nothing but a speedo walking around town.
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Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is looking at a likely book deal that will get her upwards of $7 Million. Would you be interested in reading her book?
I always wanted another dust collector.
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Will the Tennessee titans (10-0) make and win the superbowl?
The chances are improving, but who knows.
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Egg nog or hot chocolate?
hot chocolate
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Can you die if you jump off of a pretty high bridge into water?
Especially if that water is shallow and the bed is a bunch of jagged rocks.
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How many round-abouts do you go around on your way to work?
none
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If you could go back to a time with no vehicles, would you?
do horse-drawn wagons and chariots count?
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Sundays are_____________?
boring.
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How many times has the thought of giving up on God or religion crossed your mind?
I gave up on the concept a long time ago and now no longer a believer. Good luck trying to convince me to come back.
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How many times have you crossed the equator?
none
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Do you like hardboiled eggs? How do you like to eat them, do you eat them warm or cold, plain, or as an ingredient in something else?
don't do hardboiled
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If you eat unsweetened cereal (like Corn Flakes), do you add a bit of sugar, or something else, or eat it plain?
sugar and sometimes bananas.
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Which cereals, if any, do you add sugar to?
cheerios, rice krispies, corn flakes, oatmeal
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Do you ever buy Halloween decorations after Halloween when they are cheaper?
don't bother buying them.
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Does anyone listen to the radio show host delilah?
I don't bother with that blowhard.
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I want to go travelling either in 2009 or 2010, where's the best place(s) to go?
Sorbia.
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How much do you donate to red cross, church, salvation army ... ect over the hollidays?
my blood to the red cross, everybody else gets nothing.
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Do you think it is vital to be a "nation under God"?
It is better that it isn't.
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Are anti-abortion groups that put explosives around abortion clinics considered to be terrorists?
Of course, as they should be.
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Is an abortion clinic bomber a terrorist?
In every sense of the word.
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Do you have any syrup in your kitchen cupboard and or fridge?
just the fake stuff.
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How does vegetarian cheese differ from regular cheese?
regular cheese taste better.
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How fast can a hippopotomus run?
faster than you.
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Witch is the Best military branch?
Witchever is the best fit for you.
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Is anything tastier than a Coke?
Vanilla Pepsi
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How many pairs of 'crocs' do you own? What are the colors that you have?(I have a pair of crocs in a rainbow of colors!)
0 and no more.
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Since Michelle Obama will soon be First Lady, are there any style tips you would give her? What kinds of fashion trends would you like to see her support?
Stick to the basics.
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Hi Billy Mays here and this is the ______.
Ultimate Suicide kit.
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How many language textbooks do you currently own?
several French, German, Spanish and a multi language book and one Russian book.
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Count 'em; How many girls have you dated?
none.
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Do you change Avatars like you change underwear?
I change my underwear more.
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When was the last time you set something on fire...what was it.
wood and garbage in a stove. this morning.
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Have you ever thrown a book away?
I have thrown away several books away because they got eaten, wet, or the wrong type of material. I do tend to throw away Christian books because they are undesirable.
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If Egg Nog was sold year round would you buy it?
no way
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Which sandwich do you prefer among these: tuna, blt, grill cheese or peanut butter and jelly?
Grilled cheese.
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Peanut butter and jelly, or Tuna fish and pickle?
neither.
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The Oprah show is ending in 2011. Thoughts?
They are ending it several years too late. They should have cut it off years ago.
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Three words that describe Vladimir Putin
power hungry psycho
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Which snack do you prefer: popcorn, pizza, pretzels or peanuts?
All of the above.
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What's your choice, chocolate or strawberries?
chocolate
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I have had a relative staying with me for the past 6 months and they are putting my Mom through undue stress and is now in the hospital. How can i get this person out of the home before my Mom returns?
give them an apartment, pass them off to another relative, tell them to go home, or simply toss them out.
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Men: Would you date a woman with three children by three different men? Why or why not?
That's a 'NO'.
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What college did you graduate from?
Vol State and Tenn. State
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I can no longer access any websites, I have verified that I do have internet access, but can not reach any www. websites. that being said, the only thing I have changed recently, was a windows cleanup, ever since I can not get online.
did you lose any files that allowed you to access the Internet
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Obama won. Are you happy!?
excited and waiting for a new day.
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What do you call it: Cotton candy, candy floss or fairy floss?
cotton candy
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Did your local zoo have a "Boo at the Zoo" this past Halloween? If so, did you go?
yes and no.
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How would you describe your Sunday mornings: structured, random, or whatever?
sleep, eat, watch tv, go to work, come back and listen to the radio.
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Finish this sentence : Sarah Palin....
is off to push McCain off his wheelchair and into the Grand Canyon.
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What should I name my RPG character? She is a female war mage... I just need a name.
Hillary
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"The GOD who wasn't there." I just saw this add, on the web. Christians, are you going to do anything about this? I had a friend from Louisiana who said there were book burnings every month is his aria, could a similar solution help this matter?
Oh come on, that is a good video that explains why Christianity is a silly concept. You should watch it sometimes. It's about about a man who is dissatisfied about the religion and why it is what it is. By the way, I'm not a Christian.
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Hey I just started hearing a TV show out of the speakers of my computer, what's the deal?
Do you have a TV card? Are you watching online TV? are you near a TV transmitter?
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What do you think will happen if Obama wins? AND, if he looses?
When he wins, we will be on the road back to the way things are supposed to be and if he loses, four more years of crap.
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How can I have gone from being so deeply religious to not believing anything at all?
Thanks for waking up.
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How many countries have the word "United" as part of there official name?
Mexico, Tanzania
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How many mcdonalds are there in the USA?
Way too many.
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First thing that comes to mind when i say"bush"?
Shave that thing.
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I'm eating boiled cabbage, who wants to go out with me tonight?
You're on your own.
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Hey what are you doing tonight?
wander the Internet.
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What goes best with a donut?
chocolate milk
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Which do you prefer to eat; peanut butter and jelly or grilled cheese?
either grilled cheese or PB sandwich.
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Do you ever listen to news broadcasts from countries other than your own?
Every chance I get. Especially the BBC and ABC newsradio.
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______ is in the air?
Nuclear fallout
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Men, would you wear sandals to your job on a "casual" Friday?
No, don't like the idea of wearing them.
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Do you wear sandals everyday?
no way. can't stand them.
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Would you rather have cheeseburger pizza (ground beef topping, onions and cheddar) or a pizza cheeseburger (cheeseburger with pepperoni, mozzerella, and pizza sauce)?
cheeseburger pizza
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Does God mess up? Does God Almighty ever get things backwards?
Always, there are signs of incompetence everywhere.
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How do I know that Jesus and God are real?
what 'God'?
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Do you own a self-cleaning litter box? Would you buy one?
stray cats, lots of turf, do the math.
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Are you going to vote?
early vote. long line
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What does Karl Marx put on his pasta?
Communist Manipesto. Okay, Colbert, get your butt out here.
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Have you ever gone to church?
Used to, but gave it up just to watch more TV. Not likely to resume the practice.
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Do you believe in God? Or any higher power?
Never. Get some spelling lessons.
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Could you eat this?
no way. Too big and I don't do fixins on my burger.
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When you make level 67, are you going to be a jackass? (Disclaimer: Not all level 67 are jackasses)
It depends if I get there or not.
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Are you sick of hannah montana and the jonas brothers and high school musical?no offense but im sick of them
Of course, let's mow them down!
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What would you take from your house if it was on fire and you could only take one thing?
porn collection
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I'm a PC and I _____
just switched to Linux.
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Men, do you care if your lady doesn't have their ears pierced?
One less thing to worry about.
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Do you like tofu?
None for me, thanks.
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If someone doesn't accept Jesus, will they go to hell?
No Jesus, no hell, no problem. Only a hole in a ground and a rotted corpse awaits.
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Should there be an option to see all the answers to a question on one page?
How far can you scroll?
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What kind of steak should I eat tonight?
steak tartare
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What is the difference between genealogy and geneology
The first word is the correct spelling and the other isn't.
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Yes or no on proposition 8?
The answer is NO!
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Does anybody else see George W Bush as the (P)resident evil?
Don't we all?
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Do you got unlimited txt messaging?
no I don't
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Have you ever broke a window?
with my bare hand.
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Is Palin the biggest political joke in history?
remember Dan Quayle?
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Who ate up the last piece of fudge?
Pootie Poot. And he wants you to make some more.
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Do you have a Bible in your home? Why or why not?
I had a bible with my picture in it. I wanted to separate the picture form the bible, but when I couldn't, I burned both it and the bible. Don't keep bibles, but have a Pickthall translation of the Koran and a book about bible myths.
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How much do you love mashed potatoes?
I just scrape them off my plate and into the garbage and get something else.
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Will it be Obama or McCain?
Obama
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Bill O' Reilly vs Keith Olbermann?
Olbermann. O'Reilly needs to go back to whatever pills he had quit taking.
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Did you know about "Ironman" before the movie came out?
Saw the cartoons some years back.
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At what age did you establish, 'there is a God'?
never. I ditched church just to watch more TV.
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How good are you at remembering people's names? Why?
All the time. My memory is shot.
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Is anybody else REALLY happy that Obama might win the election? :D
He is the one to save our pathetic country.
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Which candidates are most likely to continue Bush's policy of killing off endangered species?
McCain't
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Your friends are most likely to give you ________________?
a hard time
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What's better? Being pro-life or pro-choice?
pro-choice.
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Are you frightened by the thought of an Obama presidency?
No way. In a matter of fact, I welcome it.
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