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What's a good diet for losing weight in 3 months?
Freelea is pretty hot. She eats 30 bananas a day.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Freelea?feature=watch
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What food/s do you like to put gravy on?
more gravy
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What ethnicity do you think I am?
Here's a picture: http://s151.photobucket.com/albums/s133/aidar24/?action=view¤t=IMG_1350-1.jpg
Mongolian
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I just got a AB account, is it a good site? What would you rate it from 1-10?
If there was a negative scale I'd consider.
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Are Democrats smarter than Republicans?
That's like comparing morons to retards.
How do you choose?
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Im dreaming of______________________?
the moment you stop posting.
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What kind of food can you afford to give to the homeless? Namely me.
a banana
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Having a baby is like_________
like having a big poop
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What do you find entertaining?
I like annoying people by driving bad and watch them change lanes and drive up to me and scowl.
Menacing.
HAHA
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What hot new rad internet trends are in store for us in 2012?
disconnection of services
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where do u want to kiss or get kissed the most?
on my face
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What happens if we skip breakfast?
It is impossible to skip breakfast.
The moment you eat something after you've been fasting becomes known as 'breaking the fast'; therefore, the very next meal you eat, whenever you eat it, will be BREAKFAST!
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What glue should be used for repairing dentures?
Gorilla Glue
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i have had all the pregnancy symptoms and got a negative test result , could i still be pregnant?
When's the last time you pooped?
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Women: What is one thing men do that you can't stand?
Offer advice when it's not solicited
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What's a good last name for hispanic characters?
Marin or Chong
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When the U.S. flag is folded properly what shape is it?
an inverted swastika?
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are breast implants worth it?
Not sure how to say this nicely but I'd work on reducing your large frame...
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How can I control my Bipolar mood swings?
Functional Medicine
http://youtu.be/p7Dzz1ewyO8
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What word starts with the letter 'Q'?
yes
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What are the chances of my gf being pregnant if it was only in for about 20 seconds and maybe only an inch in at the most without a condom?
hahahahahaha
Only an inch in? lol
At the most? LMAO
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To make 1 revolution a bike wheel travels 1.8m If the bike is traveling at 24 km/h, how fast is the wheel turning in revolutions per minute?
222.22 revolutions per minute.
1 revolution = 1.8m
24 km/h = 24000m/h
24000 / 1.8 = 13333.333 repeating
13333.333 is revolutions per hour
divide by 60 and you get 222.222222222222222222222222222 etc per minute.
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What is a person called who studies space?
An Interior Designer. They study space and figure out how to fill the space or leave it as space.
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In your opinion, Do people deserve respect no matter what?
Everyone should be treated respectfully.
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What do you NOT want to hear in your home?
Moo
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Besides abuse what reasons should a parent not use a belt to punish a child?
cause a belt sander would be better.
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Can I invade my kids privacy and use eavesdropping electronics to spy on them?
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How to stop your sister from showing her buttcrack?
Smear peanut butter on her buttcrack...
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Romans 10:13 - for, "Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved." (NIV). What is the name we must call on?
John 17:6, 26 says: “I have revealed you[a] to those whom you gave me out of the world. They were yours; you gave them to me and they have obeyed your word."
I have made you[a] known to them, and will continue to make you known in order that the love you have for me may be in them and that I myself may be in them.”
If you notice the footnote (the little 'a' after you, you'll notice it is...
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What is the best Antiviris software for windows vista?
ESET
www.eset.com
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how do u know if someone has insurance on a car before u slash it's tires?
The plates should have a sticker on it that reveals the month, year and possibly day that their insurance expires.
Don't forget to leave a note on their windshield with your info! :)
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Does Pornography Harm America?
It takes too much bandwidth and slows down the interwebz.
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What is something that costs far more than it is worth?
Revenge.
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Does God exist?
The “scientific method” is as follows: Observe what happens; based on those observations, form a theory as to what may be true; test the theory by further observations and by experiments; and watch to see if the predictions based on the theory are fulfilled.
I observe that there are many instruction manuals and computer programs in our world. What do they have in common? They both tell...
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Can any climate change sceptic explain why disasters all over the world happen? Ranging from severe droughts in Australia, horrific floods in England and coral bleaching all over the world? And why are the polar ice caps melting so rapidly now?
I'm not a skeptic of climate change but I am a skeptic to the evidence leading to humans as the cause of it.
The answer is the sun.
http://tinyurl.com/ydlothp
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What is the best punch to break someones jaw with?
Dragon Punch
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c74/ArishAziz/shoryuken.gif
Just remember to shout SHORYUKEN!
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To religious people. Why do you want to live forever?
I like watching tomorrows turn into todays.
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How do I learn how to fight?
Watch TV
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When someone breaks up with you.. how do you get rid of that pesky feeling of Love?
You kick'em in the nuts
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What gun would be your choice for home protection?
A Bazooka
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¿spɹɐʍʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ
That's what I want to know too... How did you do that?
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What gives a Christian Evangelist the right to come up and tell me that I will go to hell and damnation if I don't believe in Jesus Christ? I mean, come on, CE's do you really believe you have the right to do this?
It's called freedom of speech.
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Picture the scene. Mary tells Joseph she's pregnant but he is not the father! Immaculate conception or grounds for divorce?
Don't be an idiot. They weren't even married when he found out.
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Do you believe in the Illumiati: 13 familys(the hidden hand) that truely run the world over the president, that worship the devil and put subleminal messages in music and movies?
I don't know if you can simplify it to one little statement like that, but after doing research I believe that things are really bad in the world. I also believe subliminal propaganda tactics are used.
http://www.eruptingmind.com/what-are-subliminal-messages/
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What made you lose faith in the human race?
They all started running past without offering a helping hand.
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I want cereal, but we're out of milk. Should I substitute it with something else, or abandon all hope?
Freshly squeezed lava lamp.
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Would you prefer that your son became a dorky millionaire, or a manly midleclass guy?
I have no preference.
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If the whole world could only be one color, what color would you choose?
Infrared
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Who do you think built the great pyramids of egypt?
Merlin and Hercules.
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What is the best advice you've ever gotten?
Just do it anyway.
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Ok so i am need help on my math i cant figure out the answer to this math problem its
3n-8=n+7 what is N
3n-8=n+7
3n-8+8=n+7+8
3n=n+15
3n-1n=n-1n+15
2n=15
divide each side by 2
n=7.5
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What's wrong with you?
not enough power
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(Fill in the blank)__________ on a stick.
meat
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Are you good at whistling?
Yes I am.
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As a christian what do we believe happens to animals after they die. Do they go to heaven to? Also if at all possible can you tell me where to find this in the Bible?
(Ecclesiastes 3:19-20) For there is an eventuality as respects the sons of mankind and an eventuality as respects the beast, and they have the same eventuality. As the one dies, so the other dies; and they all have but one spirit, so that there is no superiority of the man over the beast, for everything is vanity. All are going to one place. They have all come to be from the dust, and they are...
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What is the FIRST thing that goes through a guy's mind when he sees a hot girl?
Should I have steak or salad tonight.
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I got drunk and cheated when I thought my boyfriend had broken up with me. The next day he said he wanted to be with me, but then he found out about my cheating and he's still not over it. What can I do to help him?
Charge up the flux capacitor. Get in the Delorian. Punch in 1985 and make things right!
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What Toots your Horn?
a horn tooter.
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Do you think pokemon is dumb?
I'm not sure...
but I do know not to let them in the bathroom when you're in there;
because they might pikachu.
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Whats something you shouldn't put in a microwave?
Jaw Breakers
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What is the chance that aliens do exist?
Define Aliens first.
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I am taking you to KFC, what are you going to order?
A bucket of skin.
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What condoms are most pleasurable for your partner?
Depends on her mood. These are the brands and their slogans that we choose from:
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more?
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms:...
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Is there a product or technology that you know of that would benefit mankind? Maybe one that you wish was promoted better. (One per answer please)
---HIMAWARI---
A REVOLUTIONARY NEW SYSTEM TO BRING SUNLIGHT
TO ALL LIVING THINGS
http://www.himawari-net.co.jp/e_page-index01.html
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What do you think the world will be like a hundred years from now?
Like a park
http://tinyurl.com/qsrkrf
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If you could choose one person on earth, to get stuck on a deserted island with (for the rest of your life) who would you choose?
Kari Byron off of Mythbusters.
She's gorgeous and knows how to use power tools and blow $#!^ up.
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Does this sentence make sense? "My opinion on life and people is very complex, actually it might offend you, but its just my bias." Does "my bias" make sense?
I understand it but it doesn't sound quite right.
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Do you agree or disagree that "The president is not only the head of government, he is the head of state. And no matter who he is or how much we disagree with his policies, the president should be treated with respect?"-Jimmy Carter.
Everyone should be treated with respect.
Showing respect does not mean holding back negative consequences if they should be served.
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How sexy are you
You tell me.
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Hi I am thinking for divorce with my partner we are not comfortable with each other can you suggest me where i can get proper divorce advice.
You seemed to have answered your own question with the link you provided. Read that.
Go see a divorce lawyer if you want face to face info.
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I'm not so sure about this word but she kept calling me insecure, I tried to quit but there's no use I'm addicted to her abuse. Is there a cure for me?
Confidence in yourself is the cure.
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How would you react if an AB friend e-mails you an extremely graphic sexual Powerpoint slide show, saying: "I've loved you secretly. Why don't we get together?" Would it affect your AB relationship?
It would affect it.
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I'm not real shy (AT ALL) does that mean you wouldn't be interested in me?
Nope. I would...
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What does "intestate" mean?
Without a valid will indicating whom to leave one's estate to after death.
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Ive just eaten a cold pizza... what food tastes better cold, rather than hot
Yak Milk
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What Dr. Seuss book do you remember the best?
Green eggs and ham
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When should I start drinking my beer at the pub?
After the pretty girls have had three.
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Think of a famous Movie and replace one of the words with Sausage...? :)
Sausage Express
Bangkok Sausage
Sausage Effect Revelation
City of Sausage
Sausage Race
Definately Sausage
Sausage Evolution
Drillbit Sausage
Encounters At The End Of The Sausage
Sausage Almighty
Journey To The Centre Of The Sausage
I Love You Sausage
How To Lose Sausage & Alienate People
Horton Hears a Sausage
Paul Blart Sausage Cop
Quantum Of...
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What is the coolest name you've ever heard?
Steele Johnson
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If you could ask God any one question, what would it be?
Do you like me?
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Im 15 year old girl and im in love with my friend that's a girl too how do i ask her out
Being gay is gay
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If you were born as the opposite gender that you are now, what would you like your name to be?
Titania Hugeboobs
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Is there a way to permanently erase unwanted images from your head?
Yes.
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What is the difference between a molecule and a compound?
duplicate:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/135486
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My 7 year old brother got kicked between the legs and he wont stop crying, what can i do for him?
Give him a candy to distract him
or
Put ice on the sore area.
or
Take him to the emergency.
Next time don't kick him in the nuts.
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Are you going to take the swine flu vaccination this fall?
No way, hoser!
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You are designing your kitchen with unlimited money and time. What's going into it?
A toaster that can toast all thicknesses of breads and if you so like, toast only one side of the slice too.
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Why are brown-eyed guys seen as less attractive than blue or hazel-eyed men?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Everyone has their preference.
But, things that are less common are most valued sometimes. Brown eyes are most common. The novelty wore off a long time ago. Other eye colors are amazing because you don't see them as often.
I have brown / hazel eyes. But I love other iris colors.
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Ur starving...all u have is a bag of fozen veggies, couple slices of cheese, few slices of bread and a can of tuna...whats for dinner?
Lobster Thermidor
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You have the chance to send a message to a mysterious alien race. They've never heard of humans before and it's up to you to make the first impression. You could send them anything (pictures, sounds, objects, writing, etc). What do you show them?
The video of the butt sniffing monkey.
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Which was the first city in the world to have a population of one million? When did they hit the million mark?
Keith Hopkins estimates that ancient Rome had a population of about a million people by the end of the first century BCE, after growing continually during the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st centuries BCE.[5] Alexandria's population was also close to Rome's population at around the same time, the historian Rostovtzeff estimates a total population close to a million based on a census dated from 32...
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Who coined the term"Hell in a handbasket"?
Meaning
'Going to hell in a handbasket' is to be deteriorating - on a course for disaster.
Origin
The transit to hell is conjured up in various terms that use the imagery of swiftness; for example 'hellbent' and 'hell for leather'.
There are one or two theories as to why 'handbasket' was chosen as the preferred vehicle to be conveyed to hell....
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Why does love hurt so much?
Because if feels so good. Nothing can compare. If it ends the pain you feel is on the opposite end of the scale.
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Have you watched the movie "The Boy In The Striped Pajamas"? Did you cry?
I teared up, yup.
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Why do guys prefer "easy" girls, i feel like nice girls like me always finish last im not shy or anything close to it but i dont understand why i end up finishing last?
I'm a nice guy... let's do lunch? <wink>
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What Disney character would you be and why?
The Genie...
Then I'd be ALL POWERFUL!
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Why are cats sometimes declawed?
So that when a moth inadvertantly lands on my head my stupid cat won't hurt me when it tries to kill it.
STUPID CAT!
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What might make someone a nerd?
Their glasses, pocket protector, button shirt buttoned to top, haircut, their laugh and love of computers, math, science and warcraft.
...and jeopardy.
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Somebody drived by my house, whipped out a camera, and took a picture of it. Why!?
Because it's so beautiful?
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Hi, can anyone do my 10 Question Survey on Empathy
Just took it. Hope it helps you.
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Why do you think cheating on a significant other is so unforgivable? Even people who love each other with all their hearts can make that mistake once.
But they shouldn't.
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If you were getting married and your friend was acting in a way to make you feel as though she was jealous of you? How would you react?
French kiss and touch her boob a little.
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What's your favorite soda?
Placenta 400000
Google it.
maybe it's not carbonated... but still, who doesn't want to drink it!
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What happen to you today on this special day 9/9/9
Had a math test.
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Have you ever wrote to a soldier that was overseas?
When I was younger and in school the teacher asked us to do just that.
I don't recall completely but I think I wrote something about how I think war is bad and asked the soldier why he's fighting?
The teacher ripped my letter up.
Made me feel bad.
I was a kid. What did I do wrong?
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Are there any "signs of the end days" that you are observing that have NOT been happening since forever?
Yes, the individual 'signs' that make up the last days or end days have been happening since forever... but the difference is today:
all the signs are happening at once around the world and more frequently.
These are, no doubt, the last days the scriptures refer to.
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What gets empty fast?
My bladder
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I think i like my bf's mate, he flirts with me a lot and he said he was impressed when he seen me. hes kind of give me the hint he likes me to, but i love my bf so much what do you think i should do?
Don't be stupid. Does loyalty mean anything to you? Reverse the situation and think how'd you feel if he liked one of your gal pals.
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What happens when the world runs out of natural gas? so no more cars, planes, ect.
Natural gas does not mean the end of cars planes trains etc.
There are other sources of energy.
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If you were offered 1 Billion pounds/dollars in exchange for your happiness from here on in, would you make the deal or pass?
That doesn't make sense. People want lots of money because they believe it will help make them happy.
Besides, most people are unhappy already so they won't have any happiness to give you....
hmmm, maybe they'll go for it then because they won't be losing anything.
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What would Mario look like without the mustache?
Monk
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I'm opening a restaurant in a small town in WI. The people hang out, drink coffee, & gossip. It's just a small restaurant with breakfast & lunch. My nickname is Kricket and our last name is Sanders if that helps any? I'm looking for a catchy name. Thanks!
Just Bean There
Break'N'Bean
Kernal Sanders (I suggest growing facial hair and always hold corn... and create your own secret spices)
Crunchy Kricket (Catchy but the thought of eating bugs may turn people away)
Lean Bean
Moe's Tavern
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What would you name a robot?
Anne Droide
French last name, at least I'd like to think so.
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Would you follow a religion that had no afterlife?
I do.
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Railroad crossing look out for the cars...now can you spell it without any 'r's?
it
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When is a door not a door?
When it behaves badly.
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I took generic viagra and all I got is a stiff neck. Are generics worth it?
It worked for you. What are ya complaining about?
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I'm a divorce single mom. I need to make some extra cash. Where can I make legitimate money online? Without spending a lot of money trying to do it. Anyone know of legitimate sites?
I'm not a big fan of money making sites. I do believe 100% in some of their products but I don't want to get involved with their multi level marketing. Here's one place: http://www.nutronix.com
I know of a divorced single mom who rents out a room for international students or students who come to study from abroad. I don't know how to advertise for that or where to...
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Which of the following is a positive statement?
a. The price of gasoline is too high.
b. High gasoline prices are bad for everyone.
c. A tax increase will lower disposable income.
d. Medical costs have risen too fast.
c. A tax increase will lower disposable income.
that's my guess. Am I right?
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If you could go to any country for free, where would you go and why?
Italy. There are so many beautiful places there and they seem to cater to tourism.
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Are there any parks near your home?
Yes, and it's right near the river. There's a foot bridge that connects both sides and the other side is a park too. There are playgrounds for kids. Ball parks. Ponds for wildlife. You can rent paddle boats or little canoes or some kind of inner tube to play this water sport; there are basketball nets set up in one of these ponds for that game - don't know what it's...
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If you HAD to eat breakfast,lunch and dinner from either McDonald's or Wendy's for a week, which one would you choose?
Wendy's. They have better salads.
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Are there any over the counter drugs that would cause a positive urine test for marijuana?
Maybe this drug called cesamet used for chemo patients. Supposed to help with nausea etc.
http://www.cesamet.net/
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How do you feel when someone winks at you? Guys: What do you think if a girl winks at you?
Makes me feel good.
unless she's hideous and then I'm frightened.
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What else is carried on a "crash cart" besides a defibrillator, resuscitation drugs, and airway equipment?
the patient
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Hello. I would like to know why some people stare at me. Im sure they dont fancy me because its never accompanied with a smile- just a blatant stare. What could it be? Cheers
Could be a lot of things.
You won't be happy with our guesses.
AB people are mean.
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If science destroys religion, where will we get our moral codes?
From Basic.
BEGIN
10 LIST MORALS
20 OBEY MORALS
30 GOTO 10
END
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I shaved all the hair off my sons head, what do i have to watch out for sense he has no hair? i did it two other times and he always got sick on me.
Heat stroke from having his head exposed to the sun.
Rusty razor blades used to shave his head.
Tainted vaccinations.
Chemotherapy.
Moldy cheese.
Viruses.
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What would you do if one day you found out that your best friend died because your spouse hit them while diving under the influence.
I'd be like:
"When the @#$% did you go diving and how the hell did you achieve enough force to hit him to death?"
and
"You were @#$%ing drinking too!"
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Ladies what according to you best describes True Love?
When Max Power does the loving!
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What do you do if you accidentally dropped your keys, inside one of those drains, that are on the sidewalk?
swear profanity at it
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I want to do something special tonight. My bf will finish work a little late so want to have dinner all ready when he gets home and fill the house with candles. What else can I do?
coming home to a clean place is nice.
coming home to good smells is nice.
coming home to a happy partner who greets with a smile and a kiss is nice.
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Why would God allow sin to be possible? Why not have every punch be a glancing blow, penises be flaccid during attempted rape, and personal property slip out of thieves hands when they try to steal it?
Because God wants us to do what is right willingly.
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How do terrorists pick up girls?
terrorists are gay
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Why does Obama need the GPS location of my home?
So they can accurately target your place for bombing
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I recently found out that the guy I have been w/ on & off for 7 yrs has been lieing to me about silly things. He has several personalities Im torn I love who he is w/ me & some lies seem to be to make me love him more. why would a man do this?
because he has a penis
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What causes variations in fecal color?
variations in diet
bacterial flora in the gut
overall health
medications
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Your girlfriend killed you in a sick way because she loved another guy . and few days later you came back life.what will you do?
Eat her brain
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How far away is an AIDS vaccine?
It could be created in the same amount of time it takes for a cow to reach gestation.
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What does 1+1x11-6, divided by 3 to the "3rd power" equal?
8
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Why be on earth and get cold when you can be nice and warm in hell?
I don't want to be a worm in hell.
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What does it indicate when women become sweeter than sweet?
they're nicer than they were before
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Circumcision, what's your opinion?
not too close
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Why are most questions answered with opinions and not the cold hard truth?
because they can't handle the truth!
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In your opinion, what are the five most essential items to pack on any holiday?
Testicles, spectacles, wallet, watch, amen.
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HELP! I have a pimple on my forehead. How can I get rid of it?
Bandanna
not banana
but smooshing a banana on your forehead would make me happy.
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Supposing you have super powers and have the ability to change just one thing... what thing you would want to change and why?
The time line.
So I can re-do my past and make it right / better ...
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Good name for a crystal skull?
Allan
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What do i use at home to clean my blackhead?
an iron
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My friend and I like each other a lot, for nearly about a year now. But yesterday, she told me that she no longer does, and that we should not be together as much and she should return all the presents I have given to her. What happened and what do I do?
She did something and she feels guilty.
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You're a boxer, pick any song to walk in the ring with....
Imperial March
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Ive decided to go on a quest.. what should i take along with me?
4 pairs of socks.
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Yo dudes i need help and fast i need to break up with my boyfriend what do i do????=D
Tell him you like girls now.
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If you could have any one talent or skill that you currently do not have, what would it be?
Learning languages with ease.
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Since almost every culture in the world has a creature similar to the vampire, do you think that it is somewhat based on fact?
Yes.
The fact being that vampirism exists but vampires don't.
... at least not the hollywood portrayed stereotype ...
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When is it okay to break the law?
When it contradicts higher law.
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Daughter supporting both parents. Parents currently unemployed living with daughter. Daughter is capable of financially supporting. she has a new job in a new place and is stressed. What are some words of advice you will give her? Thank you.
Proud of you.
If you get really stressed, take a nap when you can.
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Can you sum up The Bible in three words?
Enlightening, Motivating, Revealing.
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How do I know if God exists?
Who taught the spider to build its web?
Why is it that the number of petals in a flower is often one of the following numbers: 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34 or 55? Those are called Fibonacci numbers. It's a mathematical sequence that's efficient for the arrangement of plant seeds, petals, etc.
and
How come I'm so cool?
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The Perfect Relationship is Based on Sex- True or False?
Eventually your weiner will wither up and her flower will dry out and there goes your relationship.
so, False.
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What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Pistacchio Gelato
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Why do people feel the need to tell you that they marked up your answer/comment?
They want me to give points back.
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Why do so many on here go +5 or whatever? That is so f..king annoying. I can ask this because duplicates RULE!
Because they want you to reciprocate in kind.
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Whats something cute i can say to a girl.. being a girl myself? =/
Nice shoes.
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What shouldn't you do in a McDonald's drive-thru?
Ordini il vostro alimento in italiano, a meno che siate in Italia, naturalmente.
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School's starting! My 9-year-old is wearing her 2-way-radio-equipped crash helmet, knee & elbow pads, and eye protection, and has two bottles of hand sanitizer and 4 embedded microchips. What other precautions should I take to avoid disaster?
Mouth Guard, Jock Strap.
And throw and epi pen in the back pack just in case a bee stings'em.
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Do you think everything that we learn in school is real? History, Science, etc. or do you think we have been programed to think the way we do? (Do we go to school to get programed?)go to:
http://www.world-mysteries.com/sci_16.htm
Most of it is real. It's just the perspective that is put on History. Most nations leave out national blunders but highlight its achievements.
As for science, it's real. We are only taught a fraction of what is known.
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What's a good name for a pet fish?
Boner
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Could something be wrong with me? could i be pregnant? i missed my period but have really bad cramping. i have also fainted twice in one week. i took a pregnancy test but it was negative. i don't have any symptoms of being pregnant.
Are you hydrated?
Make sure you're drinking enough water.
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Occasionally I have bad dreams about toothache, my teeth being loose and hurts. It feels very real for me, it's as if when I was a kid I have to pull out my teeth, it's just like that feeling. Can anyone interpret what this dream means?
I'm no dream expert but I heard dreams about your teeth, bad dreams, have something to do with what you have said recently and regret... or something like that.
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Can u put anything legal on weed to get an extra high?
Cayenne
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What's the WORST thing an ANESTHESIOLOGIST could say to you on the operating table?
"Do you want to touch my penis? <pause> You will!"
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What are some good date ideas that can give me more one on one time with my girlfriend?
Don't bring other friends.
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Do you expect much for Christmas from people? Give me an example of you Christmas wish list?
No.
Wish List:
1. The end of Christmas.
2. Ninja Suit
3. Boob-Ray Vision
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A 17 yr old girl dating a 20 year old guy... is this wrong? or is the age difference okay in your opinion.
I don't know. Is it the same as a 17 yr old gal dating a 20 year old boy?
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Are AXE products a piece of s**t?
Colloquially, YES.
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What do you like to do best when at the pool?
Pee
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What comes to mind when I say High school Musical
Preppy kids with benzoic sulfinide smiles.
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Would anyone like to take this opportunity to pass an olive branch to their AB enemy????Come on guys..
AB enemy? WTF is wrong with you people? Why would you have enemies on AB or anywhere on the internet?
Having an argument or whatever on the internet is like the special olympics. You may win but you're still a retard.
Word to yo' mutha.
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If You Really Love Someone Arrange This Words In The Correct Sequence.. Love/ Ever/ You/ Hate/ Me/ Like/ Heart/ For/ If/ You/ Never/ In/ Life.
You Never Hate In Heart. Like Me, Live For Ever If You Love.
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What originally put the twinkle in your eye? What kept it there?
A shard of glass.
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Complete : I am __________
Sam
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Can you prove that the bible is the word of God? If not, then why should anyone pay attention to it?
Do you have 6 months? And no longer than a year.
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Our 37 year old daughter still lives at home. My husband and I thought that she would have been married by now. She has no boyfriend and is not looking for one. She works and pays us room and board. What would you do if you were in this situation?
Send her to fat camp.
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Who is your favourite comedian?
Me
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I really made my mom pissed tonight and she spanked me for the first time in years. She's now in her room crying and feeling bad. It was stupid what I did and now we both are feeling bad. It was my fault and I don't want her blaming herself. What to do?
You're 16? She spanked you?
WTF kinda dysfunctional family you got?
Stop being such a dip shit all the time, that's what you should do.
Peace out, wakka wakka and all that.
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If 2 aeroplanes are about to have a midair collission, what evasive action can the pilots take?
Bail
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Whats the strangest thing about yourself? something totally bazaar!!
I respect women.
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Can rivers be sexy?
Sexy is in the eye of the beholder
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Human parents would be locked up if they killed their children because they failed to worship their parents. Why does god not only get a free pass on this, but people actaully claim that he IS love?
Let's pretend you're a super genius who has created artificial intelligence and made androids out of your geniusness.(sp)
So, you program them, teach them things and give them free reign. You promise to take care of them.
One day some of your androids refuse to obey some rules and start damaging and/or destroying other fellow androids.
You tell them to stop. Some listen,...
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How to look attractive in photo?
photoshop
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What is one object you do not want to see being used as a lawn ornament?
A nuke
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A riddle: I am seen by everyone but not noticed, the only things noticed is whats beyond me, what am i?
Someone with low self esteem
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Would you read your childrens dairy if you found it laying around?
Depends if it was 1%, 2% or Homogenized.
Skim for sure.
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Do you think we reward obnoxious behaviors?
especially when we laugh
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My son is three years old and eight months old.He knows how to use the bathroom but only uses it in 1 : 3 wets and bms. He has to be a 1:1 before K4 next year what are the best ways. punishing him would make him hide it and rewards is working slowly?
Feed him foods that won't constipate him so that he goes more.
Feed him fruits and veggies.
Buy more TP.
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Do you assume that a person who poses an AB question always believes in the merit of their question, or can you allow that they ask because it is of interest to them (and not a personal investment)?
It all depends how much hair they have on their upper lip.
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What is something you might find in a yellow submarine.
Bad haircuts.
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What is the most amazing smell in the world?
Angel farts
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No period for three weeks.... boyfriend had vasectomy....true and honest....cocaine and paxil....any answers?
Stop doing drugs. Eat healthier. Fruit is like candy. Eat it. and it's cheaper than coke.
Don't throw your life away.
People care. Stick close to those who really do.
There's my answer.
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I named my Daughter Canbre.... what do you think about her name? Do you like it? or not? Please be honest.
I don't know. Doesn't sound so bad.
What's in a name if it doesn't have a reputation behind it?
I'll reserve judgment until she's old enough to have built one.
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Who else agrees that the UNited States should automatically give lie dectector test to anyone seeking a visa, greencard or citizenship to this country to make sure they have no ill will towars America..and that they do not support terrorist activities?
ugh, <gag>
wake up, mac. Everything that has happened was allowed to happen. America's Security Agencies are the elite of the elite. If they don't want flies crossing the border they can make it happen. The tragedies that have occured were allowed to happen.
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Should baseball be an Olympic sport again?
No. Baseball is too boring.
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If u have a cuzin and ur dating her other cuzin thats not related by blood or marriage is that insest
Depends if they're hot.
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Why hasn't science proven LIFE may be created randomly by first showing how its done on purpose before pushing this theory in schools?
Fair enough.
Get me a bottle of ameretto and a gorgeous redhead.
I'll show you how it's done on purpose!
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These past few days my armpits smell like marijuana. I don't smoke it at all. I bathe and use deodorant. Why would this be, and do your armpits sometimes smell unusual also?
Shave them and keep clean and see if that helps.
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Can you spell?
fantittallytastic
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Cartoons now, or cartoons in the 80's?
Ooooh, that's a tough one. I loved my 80's cartoons. But I love watching Spongebob too!!!
So, I'd say it really depends on the show.
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Do you have unlimited texting on your plan?
yes
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What beverage do you drink the most?
Aqua Velva
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What do you think about a wedding with about or over 500 guests?
Max Power should be invited.
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What can I use to whiten my teeth without a dentist? I brush and floss daily, but my teeth are still yellowish. I can't afford to get my teeth whitened by a dentist. I need suggestions on what I can possibly use instead and how do use it. Thank you!
This method works 100% and FREE!!!
First you need to make a tinfoil hat to protect you from the mind rays.
Then go outside with a pair of those TV rabbit ears and a rotary phone.
Tape those two items together with duct tape and point to sky.
When UFO hovers on by, bare your teeth and let those scanning beams make them pearly white. May take two or three passes.
DISCLAIMER: I...
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Are humans destined to proliferate into the cosmos?
It's inevitable.
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What's the most powerful quote you've ever heard in a song?
One is the lonliest number
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What is a easy way for me to stop using the internet so much? I am always on here, using messenger, in chat rooms, on websites, spending too much unnecessary time on here. Every time I'm offline all I think about is going online. What can I do?
Give your motherboard a drink of water.
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You have lost your ability to speak and the use of your hands so no typing or writing, how will you communicate now?
Flaring my nostrils.
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My girlfriend cheated on me with her ex, he kissed her and she didn't push him away. What should I do?
toilet paper his car. Then fart on it. Then light it on fire. Then run.
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When is it not a good time to say "Do you want fries with that"?
right after the officer asks for your license and registration.
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What does 'peanut butter jelly time' refer to?
Rape of our intellect.
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Why is it so "wrong" to kill yourself? Shouldnt a person have the right to terminate their life at will? I dont understand why suicide is considered so bad.
Because most times the people considering suicide aren't rational.
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Wouldn't it be cool if there were more colors of eyes. eg. orange, purple etc. What color would you pick?
sunset orange
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What happens when Eminem is fifty and old and wrinkly?
he'll be rappin' about hairy ears and saggy balls.
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Whats the disadvantage for having good looks?
A more qualified person may be overlooked because of it.
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In your opinion: How many guys can a girl sleep with before she is considered a whore/slut etc..?
5 million and 1.
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What is an outfit you should not wear on a first date?
Leisure Suit.
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Would it be ok to host a tampon/pad party? Since my mom works for P&G she gets tons of free products. She's got plenty of unopened tampon and pad boxes. I think it would be great. And would it be ok if I let everyone try the products out during theparty?
Depends what color your sofa is.
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What do you think Bin Laden is doing right now?
Having gay sex with Bush Jr.
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What do you think about Jill and Kevin's wedding? (See the link)
Entertaining
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My boyfriend got mad at me because I hugged my dad when he got me an ipod today for my birthday...my boyfriend said he doesn't want me hugging other guys...what can I do to make him happy?
You're both from the south, aren't ya?
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My dog making funny gagging noises whats wrong?
Trouble swallowing a clown.
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OMG, I have just ordered my first Indian takeaway - Im scared!! Should I be?
Do you have to smuggle it across the border?
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Imagine a huge martian attack, like War of the Worlds. Imagine you are standing several 100 metres from a martian that has just risen from the ground. People are screaming and running. What would you do?
Run to the nearest STD clinic for a solution.
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So i'm turning 18 this october, and then moving out in January to split an apartment in Washington. I need advice. Got any for me?
Get everything in writing.
Always pay rent on time.
Always pay bills first.
Pay yourself last.
Brush your teeth everyday.
Punch your friend in the nuts on his birthday.
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Guys only. Women are often told to let the guy chase us or do the approach first. The problem is when you men don't know how to approach or take too long, what should we do instead to expedite the situation?
Offer him candy or ask if he likes puppies.
Then invite him for a ride in your van.
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Would you eat a human placenta for Fifty Million dollars?
If eating a human placenta would be considered cannibalism then no. If not, then maybe.
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If you were going to be martyred for something, what would you like it to be?
for truth, justice and soft toilet paper.
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What are some things you shouldn't use in place of flour when baking?
cement
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Whatever happened to calling them "Freedom Fries". Do anyone still do that?
Maybe because no freedom was gained.
Time to call them Prison Potatoes.
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With my time machine i would go to __________?
7-11 and get a slurpee.
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Are you going To Bed?
YES.
coming?
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What's the longest distance you can walk continuously?
I don't know.
A running coach said he once decided to go running. He wasn't going to stop. He decided today will be the day he dies. The only reason he'd stop running was if he expired along the way. Well, he said he kept running and running and running... all day... eventually his legs gave out.
I suppose if the goal was to walk non-stop, I believe I could go really...
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You want me to put it where again?
Where the sun don't shine.
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It's gettin kinda chilly in my room. Who wants to help keep me warm ? :)
Sure, where do you keep the kerosene?
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How would you describe your avatar in two words?
Red Lightening
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How far did you have to walk to school as a kid?
through the desert on a horse with no name.
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When is the last time you ate popcorn?
10 minutes ago
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A commercial on YTV has a young boy being chased by 3 girls. The boy tires and eventually stops and that is when the girls start kissing him. The commercial is about staying active. What is the italian song called that is played in that commercial?
http://www.cca-kids.ca/kids/commercials/index.html
Choose the clip that's titled "The Chase"
The song sounds Italian. If anyone knows, that would be cool.
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Ok so a couple of days ago i hade this feeling in my heart area and it was like i couldnt breath and i almost passed out and started to throw up and i was panting, i had to take deep breaths to stop it...What do u think it could be?
Anxiety / Panic Attack
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I have left the seat up on the toilet that my male house guest has been using. He always pulls it DOWN and urinates all over the seat and floor. Is there a polite way to let him know that he needs to leave it up not down and clean up after?
Yes.
As you approach him, reach your hand out like you are about to initiate a handshake. Then right before hand contact, punch him in the nuts.
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Women: What would the world be like without men?
Garbage would pile up, all the toilets would be clogged and spiders would take over most homes.
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If you call someones behavior, thinking, or particular action or statement 'retarded'... are you essentially calling them retarded and should they be offended?
...delete...
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If you call someones behavior, thinking, or particular action or statement 'retarded'... are you essentially calling them retarded and should they be offended?
...delete...
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My brother is 15 and wants to know how many planets are there
In the solar system, galaxy or universe?
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I want to wait until im married to have my "first time" but sometimes i feel pressured, because ppl have told me a guy will get bored of you if you dont "put out" has this happened to anyone?
Wow, I haven't heard that in a long time. I'm surprised that it's still being used.
If you wanna wait untill you're married, then wait. If a guy gets bored of you because you don't put out then he was just playin' you until you did. Do you really want to be with someone who only wants sex or who wants you, your mind, the whole package.
Things to consider,...
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Bottle or can?
Bottle
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What is the opposite of praying?
Yarping
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What would be a good name for an 'Anti-Energy' drink?
Snail Pace
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Why do people have circles of friends and not squares or triangles?
Squares aren't cool.
Triangles lead to heartaches.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Shoot'em in the face.
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Which fruit and vegetables, if any, taste best if they are organically grown?
All of them.
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Love is all about forgiving someone. If someone cheats on you and you love them and they take the steps to make sure it doesn't happen again, you should take them back. Do you agree? I took back my gf even though she cheated on me while drunk.
It's up to each individual to decide for themselves if they'll forgive 'cheating.'
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My phone number is _ _ _ - _ _ _ _.
328-7448
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I need to figure out how to shave with out haveing a razer?
Find a really sharp knife that doesn't (DOES NOT) have teeth.
Lather your face? (whatever) and place the sharp part on your skin on an angle, not too much, and shave!
WARNING: TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK.
I just get the cat to lick my face? whatever.
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What is the name of a "fairy tale"?
The Legend Of Zelda
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What happens if I bring pets to the swimming pool?
You'll be swimming with brown logs too.
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What is a good diet for a teen?
Knuckle Sandwhiches
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Which dog breeds would make for an awkward mix?
Chihuawolf
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You're shopping in an aisle, and a lady seems to want past you. You smile, and tell her to go ahead, but instead, she stops directly in front of you and starts shopping, completely blocking your shopping. What is your reaction?
I'd scream and hit myself, tip my cart over and call her mean names like: poopie face!
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My boyfriend is upset because I told him that I felt a little bit jealous that his ex was on his myspace top. I apologized, but he still seems a little bit upset... What should I do?
Replace his driver's license with a fake one. Then wait.
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I would _____ if I could but _____ keeps getting in the way.
fly, gravity
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Why has man not been back to the moon? ... Do you believe he ever went?
Buy the movie Moon Rising by Jose Escamilla. It was interesting.
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What is your first thought concerning the situation with this woman, child and dog in this picture?
I like peanut butter.
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I dont seem to be able to put myself out there to meet anyone and i really want to...im only 17...wut should i do?(im lez)
Hi Lez, I'm Max.
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I think i'm falling in love with you.....now what?
That's nice.
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How much would you pay to have a personal poem written for you or for your children? I can emulate the style of AA Milne, Roald Dahl, Rudyard Kipling, Dr Seuss...
Depends how much the poetry stirred my emotions. So, you'd have to write it first for me to preview and only after that would I decide to purchase it or not. I wouldn't pay for poetry to be written. I'd pay for something that is already written that I like.
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Who do you think is the most dangerous person on the Earth?
The guy at the top of the pyramid.
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A spider expert once said that humans are always no farther than 6 feet away from spiders at any given time---Outside;car;house;work;shopping and grocery stores...Does anyone think this is somewhat true...? Are they so near and we cannot find them...?
I'm okay with it. If I see one I catch it and flush it down the bermuda toilet.
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What's one place thats probably not a good idea, to set down a lit cigarette?
The officer's ticket book.
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Let's play a game: What is the fifth web address in your favourites folder?
http://lifehacker.com/374376/trim-down-windows-to-the-bare-essentials
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I have an ingrown toenail. The Dr. refuses to remove the ingrown half, and wants the whole thing. But I am not budging on the issue, because I know there is a 50/50 chance of it growing back. And I would like to have my nail. What to do?
Tell him to listen to you or ELSE!
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What type of magic beans did Jack have?
A Pine Cone.
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Can think of a word that is a linguistic trick on the mind or a word so commonly used in its daily form it has lost its true definition?
Conspiracy.
When people hear it they associate it with Lunacy.
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What is a good age to have your first kiss?
Right after you're born.
Well, at least until they wipe the strawberry jam off.
Then mommy can kiss you and daddy can come to from his fainting.
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Do you always have a dessert after your main meal?
Depends who I'm with.
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I have been in a relationship with myboyfriend for 7 years within those years he use to hit me and scream at me and timidate me. for the past few months i have been tryin to avoid him. now i found out that he has a woman and now i am hurt what can i do?
Go to counseling.
You need someone who'll never hurt you like that ever again.
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What's a pick up line a Firefighter might use?
I've got this burning feeling between my legs. <wink wink>
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I am 13 and i made out with my cousin last night. what should i do?
Ask your mom and uncle, er, I mean dad, what to do.
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When you walk into a party with finger food what do you hope to see?
Canibals.
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A girl (26) who has been a platonic friend for 5 years playfully tried to throw pebbles down my shorts while the two of us were sitting side by side at the river. I was flirting a little bit but was she flirting back or was her gesture all in harmless fun
Did she see your weiner?
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What are the signs of a drink problem/ alcoholism?
If they returned all their empties right now they'd make $300 bucks.
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I caught my 13 year old niece making out with an older boy. Should I tell her parents?
yes.
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Why are people on this website against agnosticism?
because they don't know how to pronounce it.
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How do I clean up my mind?
With mental floss.
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What is something youve made out of wood?
babies
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Who's Better superman,Batman or Spider-Man?
PLUMBER MAN
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What are some defining elements of a just and free society?
When a mechanic says you need all those repairs... He's actually telling the truth.
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I hAVE RED BLOCHES ON LOWER LEG WHAT ARE THEY?
Spider eggs about to hatch.
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If a stranger knocked at your door and asked you 'for a cup of sugar, eggs and milk . Would you give it to them?
Nope, I don't buy milk.
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What would you do if you knew a meteor with 100 gigaton force would be headed to the earth and the world (military) could not do anything to stop it?
Move to the moon.
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Does applying for a credit card and not getting it lower your credit score?
yes
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What song right now, best depicts your current state or condition in life?
One by Three Dog Night
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What is something you should NEVER say to a policeman? Eg Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Do you have to fill a quota or somthing?
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Im sitting in my bedroom as my parents violently argue downstairs. I am fed up with my life.Its so repetitive and mundane.I feel like running away from all this but its it is almost impossible to. What shall i do. i hate my life!!!
Ask if they can send you to band camp.
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What's one way to attract a man?
Be classy, smart, funny and beautiful.
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Mormons: Have you taken The Book of Zelph Challenge yet? If so, what is your testimony of this New Testament of the Book of Mormon?
It's actually The Book of Melph.
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How do I ensure internet privacy?
Don't use it.
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When some people think i'm not a normal person and they think that others are all normal, would you call that a judgment?
No, I'd call it a perception.
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Do you think gays should be allowed to get married and have children? Please be honest!
Only on uranus.
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I had to reboot my computer and it has deleted my sound card how do i fix it?
LOL.
Buy a new one. Next time don't "install" the sound card into your paper shredder.
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Is yoga a part of your daily life?
I like yogurt.
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Is it True that American Men don't know how to please a Woman?
All I know is the best man out there is probably Italian and a plumber by trade.
Just a hunch.
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Do you like playing chess? How often do you play?
Yes
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What is the least attractive ethnicity to you and why?
Oompa Loompas
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What does your hair smell like right now?
smells REAL manly
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In your country, what are your thoughts on fish farming? Norway, Canada, Scotland, Chili?
Fine with me.
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What might someone tap?
A golf ball.
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How good are relations between India and Pakistan in 2009?
The share recipes now.
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What would you think if your gf usually did your dishes when she came to visit you?
She really likes me.
and I REALLY like her!
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Is dancing around in your underwear when your home alone wrong?
Is the underwear on your head?
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Why does my wife eat my scat?
gross.
Maybe because you beat her.
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What sort of things do you do to try and make your partner feel special and loved?
rub their genitals
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Do you like to play with legos?why?
because it likes to play with me
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Does a person who adds chloroform to a piece of cloth make the person pass out because they are suffocating the person by covering their nose and mouth or because the substance is that powerful that it knocks them out?
It's because the rag they used was one of your old gym socks.
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Most people concider a sauce to be meatless and gravy to be made with meat. Why do is it most people (not all) call Italian sauce "sauce" when it was prepared with meat and not gravy? Yet they call the meatless tomato sauce marinara? Just a thought...
I like spaghetti.
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Anyone here a Jew, or was a Jew, if you are, or were, have you ever wanted to give up your religion because its to much work?
Gesundheit!
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Do you have asthma; if so how has it affected your lifestyle, and is it manageable (I was recently diagnosed)?
I did have asthma. I've had my share of asthma attacks. I've had my share of struggling for air.
Not anymore. I can run, run and run some more without any airways constricting. My legs give out before my lungs do.
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Why would Christian teenagers be converted to radical Islam and become terrorist recruits?
Teenage angst.
To get back at the parents for taking their cell phone away.
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Am I fat? (Pictures Included) I am 5'6 and 176 pounds. Keep in mind that I have gained around 10lbs since these were taken... http://s720.photobucket.com/albums/ww205/Rissun/
It looks like just your stomach is big... so that makes me a little suspicious.
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Do you believe in Flying Rods, or Skyfish?Have you ever seen one?
I reserve my opinion until all questions have been answered concerning these phenomena.
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Why was the US able to put a man on the moon and the USSR wasn't?
Huh? Who says they didn't? Practically every nation with a space program goes to the moon.
That's where they get their secret technology.
That's where they have their secret bases... blah blah blah...
I don't know.
I've seen so many 'conspiracy theory' documentaries on so much lately that nothing is impossible or improbable.
But, I would like to...
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Why Do People On Here Always Assume I'm A Total B****,When They Don't Realize,That Sometimes,I May Just Not 'Get' it!?**
Maybe it's because they're fat.
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Can you take criticism/judgement, or do you respond emotionally? (I don't mean when a person swears or insults you. I mean when someone disagrees with you, or thinks you did something badly, and tells you so and also tells you their reasons why.)
I stomp my feet, scream and slap the top of my head all at once.
For an hour!
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Am I considered fat, I'm 5'8" and 190 pounds? I'm a male, and 16 years old.
Ask the mirror on the wall.
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What's one thing someone might empty?
A cup
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Would a Gemini girl and a Aquarius guy work in a relationship?
Astrology means squat when it comes to relationships or anything for that matter.
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Im under 12 i cant drive and my girl lives 40 min away wat i do?
Put on your spongebob socks, spider-man underwear, pokemon T-shirt, jeans and runners.
Then get on your tricycle and never look back.
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Evolution or Creation? (i'm pro creation)
Evolution - particles to people - has not been proven and never will. Why? because it never happened that way and it doesn't.
Evolution happens all around us, to all organisms, but those organisms do not change into something entirely different nor is there an addition to their genetic code.
The genes hold all the information necessary to allow organisms to adapt to a variety of...
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What do you think of a woman who can not change the oil in her own car?
her boobs must be huge
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How much is what you say worth?
2 cents
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Who would win? A 5 Dollar Foot Long Subway Sandwich Vs a McDonald's Big Mac?
ME!
I'd eat them both.
Booyah!
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Guys what do you find hotter: Tanned or fair skin?
Zebra stripes
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Why do I never see questions I ask on the front of the AB site?
The mods only favor those that have clicked on advertising.
They keep a log.
Start clickety clicking on the ads and you'll see a big difference in how often your questions show up.
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Have you ever put a blanket on some one who fell asleep?
many times
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I shower my girlfriend with affection and love, but she doesn't seem to return the favor. It's hard to get the affection I need from her. She only shows affection when I give it. Any advice?
Lot's of advice:
lose weight
workout
help out around the house - often! -
be a MAN OF ACTION
mean what you say and say what you mean
don't be mean
stop farting around her, smelly pants.
I've got more... more of the same.
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If your child (lets say,16 yr old) wanted to drink with some of their friends, would you supply the alcohol for them and let them drink in your home?
No.
Kids are stupid.
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Why are girls so sexy when they are embarrassed/nervous around you (a guy)? Also, when they are nervous/embarrassed around you, it's almost like some are putty in your hands.
It's your manly chin and abs of steel.
I know exactly what you mean.
Just smile and nod your head.
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I need help! my hamsters butt really smells i bath her every week to try and get rid of the smell but it doesnt work i know eww
What are you doing so close to your hamsters butt?
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For those of you familiar with this reference: "..If a women does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off or shaved off, she should cover her head." (I Corinthians 11:6-7), then why don't Christian women wear a headscarf too?
That has to do with praying or prophesying. Read the preceding verses.
If a woman is taking the lead in praying she should cover her head.
That's all. It isn't a law that means they have to be covered 24/7.
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What your favorite pet's name?
Lily
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Do you believe that, after you die, you will be either tempted or tested, as a way of determining where you will spend all of eternity? Take a look at the attached video, before posting your opinion, please.
My first reaction was OMFH!
Honestly, I wrote a story years ago based on the same premise.
Other than that I agree with 'inthetruth's' answer.
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Would you (for real) burn the American flag; why?
Only if it was made of paper.
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What specific qualities make a person physically attractive to you and why? What do you consider to be beautiful?
Someone who puts me ahead of themselves.
Someone with piercing blue eyes and blond hair.
Someone that makes my heart skip a beat and freeze my breathing when they look at me.
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String theory suggests that there are 8 or 9 dimensions, but with our limited empirical faculties we can only concieve 3 (or 4); if the transcendental geomotrists are right, and god exists in another dimension - then how mutated need we get to meet god?
You would have to become a being that isn't made up of matter.
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If your 14 year old daughter told you she was smoking what would you do?
I'd ask her if she was pregnant too, because if she was I'd be pissed!
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I am truly thinking of saying goodbye to this world. What stopped you?
Interstellar flights aren't available yet.
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If your 14 year old daughter came home and said that she got pregnant by her 14 year old boyfriend, what would you do?
I'd ask if she smoked a cigarette because if she did, I'd be pissed!
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Where will you be when Armageddon happens?
Maybe in a concentration camp.
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Are women as confused about what men want as men are about what women want?
You're confusing me.
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What would you whisper into my ear?
you're so pretty
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What can be the cause of falling asleep during lectures, presentations and concerts?
http://www.thefruitpages.com/students.shtml
eat your fruit
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Isn't God far worse than any human tyrant? Considering that the worst dictator had some clever ingenious ways to torture and kill people, but only God can put it on an eternal loop and make you relive it forever?
What are you talking about?
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What is the best exercise with the fastest results?
http://www.fastexercise.com/index.asp
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Do you have any marbles? Or have you lost them all?
I have a couple I keep in a sack.
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I've been told i'm crazy cause i believe in ufo's and other intellegent life, but not in god. i wanna know your thoughts... how do you feel about this subject?
I have reason to believe what this guy writes about it:
http://tinyurl.com/kozb89
I'd love to know what you think after reading it.
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What do you think of the constant arguments between Christians and Atheists on AB?
More insults, Less facts!
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My Fiance loves me, and I love him, but he constantly thinks im cheating, i've proven im not but he still thinks i am. his heart says stay, his mind says leave, we dont know what to do, or what I should do or He should do...help?
You two are teenagers and engaged?
Go to couselling.
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What do you think birds are saying when they chirp?
They're just posting on twitter.
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If you were told you had one month to live, what would be the last activities/ things would you like to do? What would you say to your loved ones?
Prove him wrong.
or
Borrow from all the scummy loan sharks I can find.
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Why is it that Christians on Answerbag go around downrating other users answers/questions (humorous or serious) about God or religion?
Heathen!
I'm downrating this Q!!!
May you burn in hell for all eternity plus 1.
P.S. Can you give a message to my lawyer when you get there?
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Why is a woman's orgasm so much more intense than a man's?
because E=MC^VAGINA
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How can atheistic ugly girl cope with life ? I just cant understand, how can teenager ugly crippled female without faith live happyly.
I don't know.
Maybe she should strap a Kellogg's Rice Krispie Bomb to herself and give you a big hug...
...her last words: (whispering in your ear) "snap, crackle, pop!"
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What do you think of people who use big words all the time? No matter if they know what they mean or not.
They eat dictionaries for snacks.
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Hubby wants me to cook breakfast for us every morning, I felt if I did not do this, I could leave earlier in the morning like I used to, do you think I should mention this to him or just get up earlier? He told me already that he EXPECTS his wife to cook
...and what happens if you don't?
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There are two girls at work that are BFF's, and wisper all the time and it drives me a little batty. They also leave me out of conversations (I'm new), I think sometimes to make me feel bad. How is the best way to handle these lovely women?
Grin and bear it.
Just be friendly.
Have a party / dinner / get together / whatever, invite them over.
Lot's of options. If you want less stress at work, choose the options that won't make it worse.
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Four word sentences...
NOT A QUESTION, JERKASS.
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My sister sold our parents house in Romania. We are three sisters. The inheritance is divided between three of us. How can I transfer the money I inherited to USA?
Talk to the banks. Ask about a wire transfer.
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Glenn Beck of Fox claimed Obama's FEMA was building concentration camps. Did anyone here believe him? And, should public news and commentary professionals be able to make such claims without any evidence?
I don't know who gave the orders to build'em but where did these come from?
http://tinyurl.com/negqw3
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If you were a SAHM & your hubby reminded you that "I'm the sole source of income around here," would you be hurt? I take that remark as a dig that I don't do anything "important," but just stay home. I'm disabled, so it's not like I stay home by choice.
Kill'em with kindness.
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If you were from Iceland, what would your last name be?
Mátturson
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Which are better cats or dogs?
There is no answer.
It's like asking "Which is better - rocks or stones?"
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Doc says I have Strep throat. Besides the antibiotics, what can I take to make it a bit more bearable?
http://www.nutronix.com/
Look for the videos about it.
Very interesting.
I'm interested in buying some myself.
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Is being bi sexual wrong? i don't feel there is a thing wrong are long as it is two adults. Love i think is not found of the body but the mind. but uses the body to express it.
If you're so sure about it then why ask for our opinion?
You'll get 3 different answers.
Yes
No
and as long as it doesn't hurt me
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What do you think jesus would say to people who use the bible as a weapon against homosexuals?
What kind of weapon?
Like a cudgel?
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Is evolution a tax supported religion?
It's a tax supported propaganda campaign.
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I got purple in my hair as well as red and my natural dark blonde hair. Do you think that would look cool? and what would you think if you saw a girl with hair like that?
I'd need to see for myself.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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I find it easier to understand something when someone who has the knowledge explains it to me..rather than simply looking it up in some book. I can ask questions and get answers and not have to guess about the meaning. Are you like that as well?
Yes but it also depends how things are explained in the book.
Sometimes you can't get any more specific than what's written down.
I prefer an oratory explanation but would also like to be able to read it for myself.
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Could you survive on multi-vitimin supplements and water?
I can vouch for 3 months... started eating after that.
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My boyfriend gets texts from his ex who doesnt live close at all anymore. But he said some of the texts are not to my liking and says me looking at them is invasion of his privacy!Should I just 4get about the text and go on w/ the relationship?
Relationships should be about trust. Trust doesn't mean knowing every secret. It means, among many other things, that you believe the other person won't betray you. Since you have reason that is causing you stress; talk to him about it again and explain how you feel about it. Explain how it's reasonalbe for you to feel this way because it involves an ex-love interest and...
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Can A Couple Be Really And Truly Happy In An "Open Relationship"?
Only if they're perverted.
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My msn messanger will not connect.. I get the error message['Traceback(most recent call last):\n;'File > > > "c:\\pyagcore\\pyagcore/_init_.py",line 3,in<module>\n;'Import Error: No > > > module named shell\n'] .Any ideas what is the problem? Thanks..
No idea whats wrong.
Uninstall it and re-install it.
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I compare my singing to stuffing an angry cat into a bagpipe and then beating a small child. What would you compare yours to?
Thunder
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Was there a picture-opportunity that you regretted not taking?
Yes. The architecture downtown. I didn't have my camera.
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Who is Homer Simpson's best friend?
Flanders.
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I am a poet. Any other poets in the house? Wanna share?
Sittin' on a toilet
in a house I dont know.
Looking all around
"Where'd the toilet paper go?"
Feeling real uneasy,
Feeling real uncertain.
Had to wipe my ass
with the shower curtain
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I was walking down a road last night and heard a voice tell me to walk on the sidewalk and a car sped by two seconds after I got off the road. Do you think it was God's voice or should I go see a therapist?
God doesn't speak directly to people anymore. He uses angels. Angel means messenger. It could have been an angel, a person, or you're imagination. Maybe it was intuition that made you think a car would speed by and that it would be safer to move off the road.
God doesn't want people to believe in him just because he performs a miracle. Whatever happened to you, it was...
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I want to change my name. my name sucks bad. i hate every part of it. but i don't know what to change my name to. how should i go about selecting a new name?
Max Power
That shall be thy name
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Will computer intelligence ever surpass our own, and if so, how quickly?
Maybe in a hundred trillion years.
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Was Jesus Christ a virgin?
was? Is!
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Would you ever serve jail time for somebody else?
Yes.
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Does the Washington monument resemble an erection?
Phallic symbol. Nations past erected phallic monuments. pun intended. Do some research.
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What is one question every generation asks?
Are we there yet?
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What is one mement that always goes by too quickly?
A smile from a pretty face you're walking past.
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Have you ever seen clouds in the sky at night?
yes. The lights from the city illuminate them from underneath.
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It isn't you, it's........
all that fat attached to you
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If the authors of the gospels of Matthew, Mark and John were written by disciples of Jesus, why did they not mention their identity in the gospel they were writing. Wouldn't this have lended status and credibility to the text itself?
What's more important - the messenger or the message?
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I like a guy, and on Friday, he said he liked me, he just needed to get to know me more, and he didn't want a girlfriend right now. Well, today my friend was talking to him and he said he only liked me as a friend. What's up?
He was trying to be nice.
He thinks you're fat.
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If you could be immortal, how would you spend your time? Would you wish that you were able to die?
What things do you enjoy in life?
Visiting with friends.
Cooking.
Planting a garden.
Camping.
Hiking.
Swimming.
Caving.
Eating.
Painting.
Reading.
Learning.
Loving.
Giving.
Smiling.
Laughing.
etc etc etc...
With perfect health, immortality is a gift. Those that think life would get boring have a limited imagination.
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For females, if you want to date a guy, does the physical look of the guy matter?
Unless you're blind anyone that says looks doesn't matter is lying. In the long run, looks don't matter because your good looks will vanish as you age. Initially though, physical attraction is the start. If physical attraction is your glue, it will fall apart.
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Do you think it's incredibly rude, if youre staying at someones house, and they come in in the morning, fumbling about in the room youre staying in, drawing the curtains, going in the cupboards, opening the windows etc, while youre still asleep?
Yes, unless it has been a habit of yours to sleep until noon and you're supposed to be helping them with something.... I don't know. Lock the door or move the dresser in front of it.
Ask yourself why they're doing it. It is their house and you're the guest. Wake up earlier.
Maybe as a joke - wake up a little earlier than them and go fumble around in their bedroom...
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With introspect on my last question, being less specific, have you ever felt like there was some force guiding you via ways that you know are not planable by humans?.... just to add that I am quite miffed at dictionary.com for letting me spell planable?
Yes. It happens. Events that are orchestrated where the only possible explanation is invisible forces. Coincidence doesn't cut it.
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So how are you today?
Tired and in pain!
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When someone invades your personal space, how do you respond? (Example: check-out line crowders, gabby strangers, people who touch pregnant lady's tummies...
Major spaz episode.
Hit my head repeatedly, shake my arms, stomp my feet, drool and scream.
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What's the final point that needs to be made?
Fate rarely calls upon us on a moment of our choosing.
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When you lock a door, do you turn the handle to make sure it's locked?
No.
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Is it ok if my girlfriend is much stronger than me? I don't mean just a little stronger but way stronger. I mean, I can use both hands to armwrestle her and she wins.
who's the girl in this relationship?
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I'm going to bed. Would you like to say night to me?
no
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What did the patron say to the chef upon tasting the omelet
were these fertilized?
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Are you a different person around different people?
Yes. But...
The longer I'm around these persons the less different I am.
The differences last just as long as a ripple in a lake. Slowly it dissipates until the ripple is no more.
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☻ How do you feel when you see a high-class AB abandoned profile ?( not visited for a year or so) ☻
Inconsequential to the grand scheme of things
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What is it about a good, stiff drink that makes you shudder a little after you drink it?
the Alcohol content
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Do you think they should have back scratchers like massage therapists? You would go into a place and get a 5 min back scratch for like $5.
No. It would be gross to get someone else's skin bits under your finger nails.
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A party is not a real party if it doesn't have______________!
(Fill in the blank)
tea, crumpets and petticoats
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If someone handed you $1000 for no reason, what would you spend it on?
an M40 Sniper rifle with telescopic sight, bolt action, and cryogenically treated barrel.
and an orange freezy.
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What does your diet consist of?
Water and stale bread.
The prison guards like me.
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If a crazy Muslim millionaire stops you while you are walking down a street and says: I am going to give you $100,000.00....right now....if you can get on your knees facing the City of Mecca. Would you have a clue on how to face Mecca?
Yes, but I wouldn't do it.
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Why is it when you tell people you dont want kids, they react in shock? surely, not everyone wants children.
They must be vegetarian.
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Laddies: You, me a box of wine and __________?
really small condoms...
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Whenever you picture what a Tuna fish looks like, do you always think of the cartoony one on the front of a can?
I imagine a dolphin mostly.
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Riddle: What fruit do we get from the electric plant?
Male secretaries.
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Do you think people forget to flush the toilet or intentionally do not flush it in public washrooms?
It's scary. I'm afraid to get sucked in by the vortex.
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I work out often, see some girls I would like to approach but they always have an IPOD going. How can I talk to them?
duplicate... delete
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I work out often, see some girls I would like to approach but they always have an IPOD going. How can I talk to them?
How to Flirt at the Gym
Physical excercise is hot right? Plus lifting weights and doing cardio makes your endorphins, those feel good hormones, bUzZ. So as long as you're at the gym, you might as well get lucky!
Step 1:
Dress the part. You wouldn't be caught dead without all the latest gear and gadgets. If you wanna get the ladies attention you must be a player in the game...
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Why do schools teach evolution, but say we do not teach any one belief or religion. i myself am christian, and i do not uderstand why they teach evolution. all the stuff that humans came from apes, i dont belive it and i dont want them to teach it.
Is the Theory of Evolution a scientific fact or a mere belief? This is the only question this documentary seeks to answer.
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Why do people float in water?
Blubber
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What is the one food that always makes a picnic a success?
Edible Undies
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Girls, do your prefer the term panties or underwear?
For girls or guys these two terms define it all:
ginch or gonch
www.ginchgonch.com
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As a white girl, is it possible to find an indian guy to date or marry. I know the indian culture and all. Just wanted to know if there is any chance for a cute girl like me :D?
There's always a chance.
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I would walk five hundred miles just to _____?
window toothbrush circuit
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Are you too short for your cabinets?
No, I wish they were higher.
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Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the Planet...? lols
Just one, so far.
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Why would an S/O say nasty comments about their partners friends even though they haven't met them?
preemptive strike
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A family member felt it necessary to tell me that I make bad coffee. Going on and on about how weak it is. Isn't it rude to do this? Why would they just not drink it? I would never tell her how much I hate her very strong coffee.
Next time make them a cup of kopi luwak and after they comment how good it is, you can begin to explain how it is harvested.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
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Whats is the best way to destroy a teacher?
Grind them up into powder...
or
Tell the teachers significant other that they touched your pee pee.
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Do you turn your radio down/off when you pass a cemetery? have you ever even heard of doing that before?
I only turn it down when I'm looking for an address... or when driving by maximista look-a-likes.
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Im having a REALLY bad day! care to tell me something that will cheer me up? :(
You're young, you're beautiful... as the days go by, THIS bad day won't seem as bad as you thought.
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What should I do about my crush on my wife's best friend? I got really drunk at a party and told her I loved her and propositioned her to make out with me infront of everyone, she took it as a joke. I can't stop thinking about her! HELP!
Stay away from her for the rest of your life.
Go to marriage counselling.
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I've been punched in my lower, right rib about 5/6 times. It hurts when I breath or move. What have I done to it?
Panettiere
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I've been punched in my right, lower rib about 5/6 times. It really hurts when I breath or move. What's wrong with it?
It's damaged.
Who's been punching you?
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If there is no God...then whats the point of anything?
Without God... you choose what the point is.
Morality, Law(right & wrong), purpose mean nothing unless you assign it something you'll abide by.
Some say to live life fully. How do you live life fully? Who is saying we should do this? Are there standards? Wouldn't one's life of fullness be different to anothers'? Some say to be yourself fully. What the frak does...
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♣ Who can guess my real name?♣
Your mother
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Does God use a Mac or a PC? Why would you say so?
It doesn't matter. God can use anything and make it work. The biggest point to remember is that he always connects wirelessly.
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What are the words you dont want to hear after sex?
WHAT WAS THAT?
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What is this? Go to my answer to see a picture of "it"!
Looks like Eeyore
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"The Eagle"~Has keen eye sight, penetrating insights and is a symbol of freedom. Can you give me an animal and give me some intresting information on it? OR can you add to mine?
Noble Eagle or Arrogant Scavenger?
I find the analogies very representative.
http://tinyurl.com/dhn3pw
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Young, smart, beautiful, well payed, loyal, kind, gentle, fun, breath taking (not in order)...Whats wrong with me?
You sound amazing.
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I'm going to Italy (Venice area) in the summer and I was wondering if you have been, what would you recommend doing/seeing?
Eat gelato.
Best ice cream EVER!
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If you had the money would you buy an Ashera cat? see link
If I had the money, maybe.
That's a lot of dough to spend on a pet.
You might want to check this link out: http://ashera-savannah-cat.blogspot.com/
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I just found the AB4Adults link at the bottom of the AB home page.. Has everyone always known about this?? Why didn't anyone tell me?
Because it has mature content and (insert humorous quip here).
That's why.
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Can you put your legs behind your head?? Can you do a split?? What about a straddle?? =)
Nope, no, nadda
BUT, can you do this?
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With my taxes, I really want to get an engagement ring and propose to my girlfriend, BUT I've got debt I should take care of. What's the best move?
Debt first.
Engagement rings don't have to be diamond and niether do wedding rings.
I personally like the look of ceramic rings. Take a look at all the different kinds.
Ceramic rings are very affordable and look cool too.
http://www.tungstenjewellry.com/
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What distinguishes you from a homeless person, besides the financial factor
I would never consider drinking Aqua Velva.
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If I asked you if I could suck on your big toe, would you let me?
Hope you like cabbage!
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What's a 10 letter word that starts with G-A-S.. sister told me to ask.
gastronomy
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Won't a boy ever consider an Asian girl as a fanciable person ? What do they have against Chinese girls, even if they're pretty and have a good personality?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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I wonder when all religions will be declared a fraud?
Maybe not a fraud but illegal...
...and soon.
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How well do you like to know someone before you go on a date with them?
Name
and
if they have psychotic tendencies
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Do you believe in the possiblity of everlasting life as told by the Scriptures?
If Adam and Eve obeyed they would be alive today.
I believe that was God's original purpose. To have humans living on earth forever with everlasting life.
That purpose encountered a bump in the road. Once that bump is flattened out we'll see that original purpose come to fruition.
So, yes, I believe, not in the possibility but in the eventuality.
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Why do I get tear in my eyes as I 'm having bowel movement?
Tears of joy
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Is faith failing us in these troubled times?
Of course it is.
Faith in man. Faith in government. Faith in the law.
They've all failed us numerous times throughout history. Isn't it time we got a clue.
(Jeremiah 10:23) . . .to earthling man his way does not belong. It does not belong to man who is walking even to direct his step.
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Ive liked this guy for about 3-4 weeks now and so i worked up the courage to give him my number and introduce myself.. he took my number and smiled... so why didnt he call?
He's just not that into you
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Ive liked this guy for about 3-4 weeks now and so i worked up the courage to give him my number and introduce myself.. he took my number and smiled... so why didnt he call?
He's just not that into you
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You're a 00 agent, stranded in the desert miles away from civilization. Your cell phone battery is dead, your com-link as badly damaged from the fight with the guy in the thing, and you have to talk to the prez in 10 min. or earth explodes what do you do
Make sweet love to the beautiful princess I saved (whom I saved in between getting stranded on the island and fighting the guy in the thing)
...AND... because of the chastity alarm her Father had implanted on her person notified His security forces, they sent upgraded Apache Helicopters to us, picked us up, flew us to a secret base with a highly advanced space ship/rocket (reverse engineered...
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What could I personally do for you to make you happy in any way?? =D
tell me everything's gonna be alright
hug me
pet my shaved head while feeding me a cookie
then tell me a story
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More often, people logged on to social networks, are doing beautiful kind things: why then are people in the cosmopolitan jungle often horrible?
It's easy to type a few kind things, that's all you are able to do on social networks.
In real life those kind words have to be backed up by action otherwise you'll be seen as hypocritical. It's a lot more work and effort to be nice in the 'jungle.' That's where it's most important, but unfortunately it doesn't happen enough.
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I had sex with my boyfriend, we used a spermicide condom and he didn't cum (he was intoxicated). It was 9 days after my last period. Now I will be almost 2 weeks late with my period. Is it possible that I am pregnant?
Yes it's possible.
Take a test.
Take a test.
Take a test.
A preganancy test. (Just wanted to make sure there was no misunderstanding.)
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Do you have a personal mantra for AB? I'm thinking of having some rubber stamps made up. What would you like yours to say?
Making your lazy ass bigger since 2003
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Me & my boyfriend just recently got back from having a paintball war. =D What is the last activity you did with your s/o?? =)
Separate
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Does anyone remember trying to get truckers to honk at you by throwing your fist in the air and imitating them honking? My bro and I used to do it when we were young...
hehe, yeah,...
...you rode the short bus to school didn't ya...
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Is it ok to want to choke someone when ur having sex?
Wanting to hurt others is not ok.
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I found a grey hair this morning....what does this mean?
You need to ingest more anti-oxidants.
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I heard from a friend that they are replacing some charactors from the Sesame Street. (Like the cookie monster with some vegetable thing) Is this true?
I'm sad.
I searched and there already is a Broccoli Monster...
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I heard from a friend that they are replacing some charactors from the Sesame Street. (Like the cookie monster with some vegetable thing) Is this true?
That would be AWESOME!
Maybe a Broccoli Monster... YA!
He could be GREEN and have a FRO and Talk like a Brutha from anutha Mutha!
BROCCOLI!!! YUM YUM YUM YUM!
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What'll be your reaction if a girl whom you haven't even seen turns up and says that she's carrying your child infront of your wife?
HONEY!
WE'RE SUING THE SPERM BANK!
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My 15 year old daughter has a friend who has been sexually active with her previous boyfriend and who dosent have a boyfriend at the moment but hooks up with random boys and givs them handjobs. do you think i should stop my daughter hanging out with her?
There's a saying somewhere about hanging with stupid people and becoming stupid
and one about
hanging with wise people and becoming wise.
What category do you consider your daughter's friends activity and what do you want your daughter to become?
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I've been studying for hours and my neck and shoulders feel really stiff. What sort of self-massage can I do? What should I take to relax? I can't stop studying so it needs to be something I can do while I continue. Help!
I used to live in BC...
Find some place with room on the floor.
Lie down with your back to the floor. Feet flat on floor with knees up.
Let your arms spread away from your body... like you would form a letter T.
Breath. Try to relax for a minute.
Now reach passed your head (if you were standing you would be reaching for the cieling.)
Now give your whole body a good stretch...
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If you had a theme song, what would it be?
The one that goes...
"I'M A MANIAC! MANIAC! ... "
forgot the rest
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I've NEVER cared about looks on anyone I've dated. But a guy I've been hanging out w/ is very sweet & funny--but I am incredibly not attracted to him physically. Personality, yes, but am I shallow for not going on a date b/c I cannot find him attractive?
If he wore a mask would you?
Say..... like..... THIS!
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What gas repells oxygen?
Farts
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How do YOU influence people on a daily basis?
My smile.
My humour.
My intelligence.
They all play a role in influencing people to be comfortable around me.
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Which Answerbagger is most likely to be Prom King?
Kings sit on thrones.
Thrones are sometimes called toilets.
Toilets are fixed by plumbers.
A Plumber should be the King!
Now who here is a plumber???
SHOW THOSE BUTT CRACK MUSCLES!!!
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I am married & started "talking" to a classmate, who has been my friend for over a year. He has a girlfriend but we are both VERY attracted to each other. My husband has gotten physical with me once, recently, and I planned to leave him.What should I do?
Try marriage counselling
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Got any funny signs?
.....
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What would you like to nibble on right now?
your ear
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If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company?
Invasion
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Have you ever written a letter for yourself in the future?
Yes I have.
I recently recieved it a few weeks ago.
Time to write another one.
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Are women liars? And if so, why are they that way to a man that is being honest to them?
Not everyone lies all the time.
Everyone has lied. So, technically everyone is a liar.
Why do people lie?
Lot's of reasons. Biggest one, fear. Fear of revealing secrets, fear of emotional pain to oneself or others, fear of consequences.
Try your best to be as trustworthy as possible. Show people that they don't/won't need or have to fear you in any way. --...
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How did Adam and Eve invent sex?
Not every detail of biblical history is written in the bible.
Perhaps God told Adam and Adam told Eve...
Or
Adam, who had the job of naming the animals, observed the act of copulation among many of them and figured it out on his own. When Eve came along, it was just natural to 'do it.'
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How can I get my 2 roomates to stop eating all of my food? Ideas? :)
Move to Canada
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How do you feel about breasts?
they make me happy
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I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me...?
Only if we get to kiss and hug.
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Is it Fair that I have to give my X a million dollar house, $108,000.00 a year,a $50,000.00 car of her choosing every 2 years, $500.00 a month fun money. a gas card for her car, paid vacations out of the country every year and I make $245,000.00 a year?
What surprises me is that you're wealthy and you're wasting your time on answerbag.
Maybe that explains a lot about your situation.
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How would you feel , normal like the rest of the world...then boom? helicopters over your home...taking pictures of you ?...People follow you every were you go? Your phone lines have a tap, computers has a tap.... even your house tap
tell me about it.
i've got taps in my kitchen
i've got taps in my bathroom
everywhere I go I can find a tap somewhere
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My aunt died yesterday and im pregnant how do i tell my parents?
Dress all hippie like and tell them "GOOD NEWS, I'm carrying the reincarnation of auntie"
"...SUrPrise!..." (rub your belly for effect)
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What would YOU do in the "Land of Do As You Please"?
Take over and change the name.
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Name a kind of bird?
word
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I'm thirsty, what should I do?
eat salted pretzels
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Why does not God defeat the Devil once and for all?
not time yet
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What is half of a half of a cup?
a quarter cup...
1/4
one over four
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Parents, what would you do if your children started calling you by your first name instead of calling you "mom" or "dad"?
Start charging them rent
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There is nothing worse than__________?
burning yourself with a torch.
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How much do you want?
infinity
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Dolphins can blow bubble wreaths. The make them underwater then play with them in all sorts of creative ways. They can even make a wreath inside a wreath. How smart do you think dolphins are?
They're delicious!
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If you had a same-sex friend who was gay and you were straight, and that person admitted to "having feelings for you", would you continue the friendship with that person?
No.
All those times I let them spoon me.
<shudders>
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List three places bacteria can be found.
Earth, Mars and your anus.
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At what age does life stop giving and starts taking away?
At conception
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What is the name of the item that a judge uses in court, to bring order?
the clapper
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I'm an artist and my new collection is on flowers, I have already done a large yellow daisy with a blue background, anyone got any ideas what to paint next. (I'll post a picture of the finished article when it's finished)
How 'bout a pocket full of posies.
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What are the sweet words that all girls like to hear?
I'll take out the garbage and wash the dishes and make dinner. Just sit back, relax, and watch desperate house wives while I clean the house too.
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What is your favorite Shakespeare line?
"Eat my pantaloons" - Bartholemew to Homer
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What do you think the point of life is? I think I need to get stronger anti depressants, because I currently can't find one that does alot for me. So what do you guys live for? I mean like what do you think the most important thing you will live for is
http://tinyurl.com/b3ajdq
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Would you ever buy a used computer? i wouldn't out of fear of viruses or spyware. how about you?
depends on the price.
I can deal with virii, spyware and the like.
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What kind of food do they serve in hell?
Shark
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My co-worker passes silent gas in my presence all the time. Just because he can't smell anything doesn't mean he isn't stinking up the air for me. This is not a joke. What should I do?
Light a match
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What is a good drink that will take the chill away
Hot lemon with honey
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What do you think of a man who gets plastic surgery?
Spy
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If you tell your partner you don't want to have kids and he says, "Great, I can spend the money on computer stuff," is that a red flag or a sign that he's going to blow money on his own personal pleasure instead of investing in essentials, like a home?
World of Warcraft here he comes!
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What year were you born, and how old are you today?
circa 6044 AAC
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What do you do if you think someone is cheating on you?
Cry in the shower.
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My BEST frnd Alexis told me that she wouldn't date my x bf Chance but i caught her making out with him at school. What should i do?
Punch her in the boob.
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AB is the only place where you'll find _____.
a little bit of everything
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Money cannot buy __________?
my integrity
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What is the first thing you think of when I say "brilliant"?
My Brain!
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Excuse me, but What did you just say to me?
I said, it's funny how you post a link in your profile to a picture of you but nothing is there.
totally dissapointing.
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Am I lacking sense of humour? I ask a friend to PLEASE call me me by the name I prefer and not a derivative I despise and ask someone she introduces me to do the same and 'friend' says, 'Call her old bag, that'll shut her up!' Am I doing something wrong?
Sometimes when people are jelous they'll act passive agressively toward that person. To them "they're just kidding" but that's a wall to hide behind.
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If I was a random stranger, walked up to you and stared at you for about 5 seconds, twitched, dropped my wallet(without realizing), then walked away, what would your reaction be? Would you still try to return it?
Order some stuff online with their credit card and have it shipped to their place. Then return the wallet.
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Why best buy charge a 15% restock fee on returned merchandise, do you think its a ripoff?
Yes, ripoff!
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I'm a bisexual teenager. Problem? How do you feel about it? Go ahead. Be 100% honest.
If you were my daughter I'd send you to band camp!
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I just want to say "Thanks" to all the Great Sillyville AB'ers who make this place so fun..we even Love our Haters. It is all in Good Fun...would anyone like to add to this?
Yes, I'd like to announce that every day is Max Power day. Everyone must adore and praise Max Power every day.
...and...
BEGIN
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What is the best time of year to visit NYC?
When planes aren't scheduled to crash into buildings.
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What is the name of an ABer that you would say is the "wisest"?
It's whoever has agreed with me the most or given me the most points.
They are the wisest.
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Can you compare yourself to a banana?
There's a layer you have to peel to get inside the real me.
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How do you get better at telling stories?
Give good detail so the listeners can create a vivid mental picture.
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New Yourk City is called the city that never sleeps, Las Vegas is called Sin City - does your city have a phrase it's known by?
City of Champions
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I've starting walking for 30 mins a day. Any tips?
Stay away from dark alleys
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I believe the quote "Never regret anything in life, because at one time it is exactly what you wanted" is very true. How do you feel about that?
stupid quote. not true.
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I am having spaghetti for dinner, what are you having?
Giant meat balls and stirfry veggies.
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What would you do if somebody kept making fun of your father and wouldnt stop when you tell them to?
Jihad!!!
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What foods are popular in Denmark? Are there any you especially like/dislike?
National specialties:
• Smørrebrød is a highly popular traditional Danish dish that is often eaten for lunch. It consists of a slice of dark bread with butter, topped with slices of meat, fish or cheese and generously garnished. It needs to be eaten sitting down with a knife and fork.
• Buffet-style lunch (the koldt bord) is also popular with a variety of fish, meats,...
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If your life is a book, what do you hope the next chapter is called?
Infinity and Beyond
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Someone just down rated most of my questions cause I corrected their spelling on their question. I was going to downrate his back, but i didnt have the heart. HA! What would you do?
Create 50 sock puppet accounts and unleash mayhem!
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I do not think I have a hobby... is that bad? What should I start doing as a 'hobby'?
Philately
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Are you Smokin Hot?
You tell me.
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Can you guess what the TMM in my name stands for?
The Milk Man
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What do you think would taste good with this Shrimp Cocktail & Avocado Recipe?
Russian Roulette
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What comes to mind when you hear " holy sh!t look at that _______!"
☻○○○
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What children's television show do YOU enjoy watching with your children the most?
Spongebob.
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Can you guess what the TMM in my name stands for?
The Mild Mannered
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Who all would you like to see in an all nude AB calendar?
MAX POWER in different poses for each month!
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Please help!! When a man proposes to another man, what is the standard for rings. Do we both go ringless until the day of the ceremony or do we start wearing the rings starting the moment after the proposal happens?
Onion rings can serve dual purposes.
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Do you think that the roman catholics not allowed to wear condoms is helpful in anyway in our modern society?
Reduces garbage in our landfills.
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Does something of a living being go on existing after physical death, or when death occurs, that's it?
Worm food you become. - Yoda
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The Greatest Love Song of all time?
☺☺☺
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Do you own a thermos? Do you use your thermos?
Update:
That same thermos that I had tea in when I wrote my first answer...
...I woke up this morning, 8 hours later, and it's still hot...
HOLY HAND GRENADE, BATMAN!
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Who would win this fight: Chuck Norris or Rambo?
Rambo.
He wouldn't pussy foot around like Chuck. Just shoot'em and get it over with.
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Bottle of wine or bottle of perfume/cologne?
Depends if you live in a condo or cardboard.
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Is there really gold at the end of a rainbow? And do you have to fight a leprechaun for it?
There is something better than gold but when you find it and if you get it, you are sworn to secrecy.
No fighting leprechauns. But you must answer 3 questions.
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
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What goes through your mind when you open up the fridge?
Need to clean it.
Need to stock more water.
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Do you own a thermos? Do you use your thermos?
I recently bought a thermos. I've never owned one before. I'm so impressed on how well it works. I made tea 6 hours ago and I left the thermos in the truck and it's pretty cold outside. I finally had a chance to have a drink and the tea was bloody hot!
Wow!
I guess little experiences amuse me.
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QUICK, Someone behind you has a gun aimed point blank at your head... What do you do?
Unleash holy hell!
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What's one type of meat or animal you will never ever eat again?
Oysters.
It's like eating someone else's loogies.
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Do you think smart conservative look or the rocker grunge look on men?
smart conservative
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Is the movie 'I Am Legend' based on a true story?
Are you Forrest Gump?
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What is the most important question?
Can I really fold my body into a pretzel?
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I have this guy friend and I think might be in love with him. He always is using the L word with me but I can never tell if he is joking around, means it, or just means it as a friend. How can I tell what he means other than by asking him?
Ask him if he wants you to set him up with one of your girlfriends.
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I am starting a 5 piece new funky-rock band right now ( kinda like the Red Hot Chili Peppers' style).. but we can't come up with a good name for the group! Would you please HELP us? any suggestion is welcomed :)
Cool Chipotle Crackers
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A man's been arrested for stuffing his cat inside a bong. http://tinyurl.com/dhuqjp Thoughts?
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm180/cookyman1970/ani_high-cat.gif
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Who would be your no questions asked one night stand?
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
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I say Panda you think _______?
cute and tasty
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What Religious Figures would you choose for your fantasy football team's offense? one quarterback, two running backs, one tight end and two wide recievers are this offense's components.
Hercules, Samson, Thor and Kronos
that's all they need
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I am 17 and my boy friend is 19, we been going out for a year and a half and i have fallen pregnant, would you keep it or not?
Talk to Rumplestiltskin.
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Name some things People do when they are in Love...?
They don't eat as much.
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We need a catchy term for our generation's "The Great Depression." Any suggestions?
The last days
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Whats a car without wheels?
It's a fasttrack amphibian vehicle
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A Question For Guys ONLY!? What are some really sexy (not trashy!) things a girl could do, say, or wear? Anything that you, as a guy, would like to expect from your girl. ANYTHING. Clothing,Lingerie, after-sex talk
Men Want A Classy Woman
Ladies, this one is for you. Your mother always told you “Don’t give away the farm.” Yet men have been saying, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” It’s a paradox; women think they need to put out, or they’ll lose their man. Men don’t want a woman who puts out; at least not long term they don’t....
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Can you complete this? Character is what you are. Reputation is _______________.
a fundamental instrument of social order, based upon distributed, spontaneous social control.
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How do I get a screwdriver out of the sewer line? We accidentally dropped it as we were trying to get the toilet screw out!
Retrieving Auger bit.
or
String tied to Ferret.
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I have a low flush toilet(1.6gal) the toilet only completleHow can I correct this problem.y evacuates with every other flush.
Low flush toilets are horrible.
First I'd make sure the fillvalve is working properly and the same for the tube that goes from the fillvalve into the overflow tube. Make sure the water level is at it's maximum allowable height. Make sure the water going into the overflow tube is spraying at full pressure.
Then I'd make sure the flapper is working properly. With the tank...
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I have just had a toilet installed and want to lay ceramic tiles on the floor under the pan but this will raise the floor level. Is it safe to disconnect the braided connecter that attaches the water pipe to the cistern and replace it with a l
You can disconnect the supply line as long as you have a shut off valve for the supply too, or shut the water off at the meter.
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I live on the 3rd floor of a condo in salem, ma. this a.m. there was no cold water, the toilet won't flush and the hot water comes out cold. it is very cold in salem (about 15 degrees) with a wind chill of -10. what is it?
Sounds like your supply lines froze somewhere. Probably burst a line too.
Since this question is a few months old, I'm sure the problem is fixed by now.
Maybe you could enlighten us.
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How many gallons of 120 degree water can I expect to get out of a 50 gallon water heater (set at 120 degrees) at one time?
Under 50 gallons.
If you kept your taps on continuously you'd eventually have too much cold water running through the water heater before it had time to heat up.
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I need to bring a hot and cold kitchen supply about 50' from the water heater and I need to bring it thru the ceiling across 2X6s and roll out insulation.My concern is condensation.I can't have drips. 1/2" PVC would be easiest.Pipe ins
1/2" PEX would be easiest.
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How does one justify capital punishment in the bible?
Were they laws given by men or by God?
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...what is another word for "shut up"? (I teach 8th grade)
CAN IT
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Name a shoe store found at the mall?
That's not a question.
EEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Have you ever keyed someone's car or otherwise vandalized it? why? would you do it again?
I never have.
I wanted to. I wanted to do worse. Like blow the @#$!er up.
Because I'm mad at the person.
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Girls, what is your favorite cologne on your man? Guys, what is your favorite cologne to wear? Is it based on what women around you like, or what you like personally?
I rarely wear cologne.
When I'm clean, I don't smell like anything. I like to keep it that way.
But I do like the smell of oranges and vanilla. I'd choose what I like.
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What are the most lucrative tech-related jobs?
CEO
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What would I find at a barbeque?
Mullets
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Am muslim,what do you know about Islam?? do you think its the religion of terrorists?
What do I know about Islam?
They worship the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
So do I.
No, not the religion of terrorists.
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What song is stuck in your head right now?
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
U is for Uranium! Bombs!
N is for no survivors!
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What is the last painful way to kill yourself?
Attaching two time travel devices to yourself and setting one for the distant past and setting one for the future. Activate them at the same time.
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How can we control dust accumulation over solar cells?
Use Pledge.
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How old do you think the world is? I think that it is only 6000 years old.
If you're referring to the 'world of humanity' then I'd say "ya, about that."
but if you mean the age of the earth, not sure.
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Would you sacrifice your own life, if it meant we would gain 1,000 years of worldwide peace?
Yes.
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Is anyone else on a spiritual journey like i am? If so how is your journey developing? To truly know, love and accept yourself, to intergrate all the parts of you and sense that everything we need is inside us.. It's not easy.xxx
Yes, I'm on that journey. It never ends. One difference though: everything we need is NOT inside us.
After realizing that the path was easier to follow.
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Are comets God and Jesus having a father son game of catch, and the real reason Jesus died for our sins was to make up for throwing one through the ozone layer?
Almost.
It's more God saying:
See these comets? One day I'm sending them straight to you all fiery and scary like.
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Can i get pregnant if i gave my boyfriend a hand job and then he came but i had my pants on,but we cleaned it up and then i touched the towl that he cleaned it up with, and later when i washed it right after i went to the bathroom.
Honey, if you had to ask this, you shouldn't be doing anything remotely sexual with anybody including yourself.
It's like trying to read without knowing what an alphabet is.
Yes, you can hold a book, yes, you can turn the pages, but you probably shouldn't...
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God s best creation is _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
His only begotten son
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Why do people on AB keep calling me a man? is it because i have a picture of a hot chick for my avatar? or is it because "max" is in my name? maximista does not sound manly, though. lol.
They are? Funny.
I perused your blog and concluded with confidence that you, indeed, were a girl. In fact I had a mental image of Reese Witherspoon the whole time.
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What qualifies as nonsense to you?
In today's competitive marketplace, a yellow lab is worth an entire squirrel army.
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"You are the x to my algebraic equation". Is that supposed to be romantic or what? Is that another way of saying, "You complete me."? What is a mathematical phrase you find romantic? Yes, i wanna know.
Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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How can i make my boobs bigger?
Get them stung by hundreds of bees. The swelling will definately increase their size.
Camouflage them as honeycombs.
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The US Government is considering a system that finances highway construction by charging motorists by the mile? What are your thoughts about this new tax?
Another system of control
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What herb or spice do you just LOVE the smell of (not necessarily the taste of)? I just love rosemary.
Basil
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Have you ever made a "fridian slip"( tlaking to a girl at the train station said "titsburg" insteade of "pittsburg")
That's hilarious.
I cannot recall if I had, but I do have freudian hearing.
I onced worked with some very pretty girls and they said something to me and I heard "My boobs are wet" but what she actually said was "My boots are wet."
I do know of a guy that mispronounced the word organism in a meeting with over 50 people attending.
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What, in your life so far, have you learned about love? What has the greatest lesson been? The hardest? The most surprising?
I learned that love MUST be proactive. You cannot love without taking action. Verbal gestures alone do not and can not display love.
The greatest lesson is learning that the greatest act of love is giving your life up for that one.
The hardest lesson is losing the one you love.
The most surprising is learning that you can love your enemies.
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What material was used to clad the sides of the US warship "Old Ironsides?"
Styrofoam
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How many calories are in a glazed doughnut from 7-11?
I couldn't find specific info on the calories for glazed donuts from 7-11 but taking an average from different sources the calories would be approximately
309
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As mammals, don't Whales have similar vitamin requirements to humans? Where do they get their Vitamin C from?
The vast majority of animals and plants are able to synthesize their own vitamin C, through a sequence of four enzyme-driven steps, which convert glucose to vitamin C. The glucose needed to produce ascorbate in the liver (in mammals and perching birds) is extracted from glycogen; ascorbate synthesis is a glycogenolysis-dependent process. In reptiles and birds the biosynthesis is carried out in...
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Have you ever eaten a meatless burger? How was it?
Just fine.
Many times I prefer them.
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7 days ago i have meet the japanes girl(22) on the internet, first time i have seen her, i was falling in love with her without known her,and i told her,she said u already found me ,u have to find the way to get me,pls just advice me how can i get her?
Hire a private investigator to locate her.
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Can you post a picture of your tattoo(s) if you have any, please? You know you have to show them off... :-D
No tattoos on me.
Your turn.
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What do you order that comes each month? i.e. dvd's, magazine, books, a collectable?
Nothing.
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Can you spot a tweaker and does it annoy you when they sit next to you and they are moving all over the place? arms, legs... they can't sit still.
Yes I can spot one. Yes it's annoying. It makes me want to feed them drugs.
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What's a catchy name for a used car lot?
Lemony Snickets Used Cars
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Do you sell your goods at the Farmers Market? I love to go during the season and get fresh fruits and veggies.
I don't farm any goods to sell.
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Have you ever worked in a shop?
a shop? um, maybe. what's the difference between a shop and a store? <--- there's a question.
I'll say yes.
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Name something you always take out with you?
socks
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Mirror Mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all? who is the fairest in your opinion?
Me me me me
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Do you like to read?
Yes I do, but I don't do it enough. Time to cancel cable.
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Poll: Do you answer private/blocked numbers on your caller ID?
Yes, I don't care. I still have the power to hang up.
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Why is there still racism in the world?When will it end? will it ever end? I'm sick of it!!!!
Yes it will.
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I worked all day, I am tired, will you cook for me? lol....PLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE!! (I will supply the food, just let me know what!) hahaha
Just pick a recipe, I'll make anything.
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I am turning 31 Saturday!!! How should I celebrate my birthday?
Move to Canada
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What is really in bologna and hot dogs?
Are hot dogs really made from pigs' snouts and unused meat scraps? Contrary to popular belief, hot dogs are not made from left-over meat laying around on the floors of meat-packing houses. Whether it is pork or beef that is stuffed into a hot dog, the meat trimmings are carefully selected just like the meat you buy in your grocer's coolers.
Most recipes for hot dogs combine...
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YOU are my _____! What word or words can you put in the blank to finish the sentence?
☼Sunshine☼
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If Hell had a Doorbell what would it sound like....?
You may have to save target to hard drive...
http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/2/28/2343291/DoorBell.wav
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Any tips for growing basil?
People growing basil often grow them outside but sometimes it can also be grown in pots. When growing basil outside, make sure that the soil is free from weeds and well cultivated before sowing the seeds. The soil or compost must be moist for optimum growth. It is best to sow in late March to avoid the last of the frosts.
Sources: http://www.allaboutherbs.info/growing_basil.html
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Im going to make a garden in my backyard but there are millions of ants back there, will this be a big problem? and is there anything i can do to prevent them from getting to my garden with out hurting my plants?
Yes, ants can be a real nuisance at the same time we must admire them for their ability to lift 50 times and pull 30 times their own weight. We don't want them in the house, biting us or "farming the insects" of their choice on our plants. Ants themselves don't do much damage to your plants, however they protect and farm herds of aphids, cottony scales, mealybugs, soft-type...
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What food you will never eat?
Haggis
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You see an abandoned litter of puppies in a cardboard box on a pavement. What do you do?
Move them to the train tracks
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If you could have only one thing to eat right now, what would it be?
Greek Salad
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Why you gamble?
I don't.
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What is toothpaste made from?
Crushed and powdered baby seal bones.
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I've been contemplating suicide for nearly three months now, trying to figure out the most painless path to do it... I've come down to drinking some Nyquil and, as I'm falling asleep, taping a plastic bag over my head... does anyone have a better idea?
Your doctor would know the best method. They have a compendium of knowledge to refer to.
So go ask your doctor.
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Where's the least romantic place to make love?
In a hospice.
hos⋅pice /ˈhɒspɪs/
–noun
1. Medicine/Medical.
a. a health-care facility for the terminally ill that emphasizes pain control and emotional support for the patient and family, typically refraining from taking extraordinary measures to prolong life.
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I've seen about twenty questions in the last half hour asking Atheists and Agnostics how they can prove God does not exist. So Christians, Catholics, and such can you give proof he does exist?
What would constitute objective proof of God? Well, consider the following self-evident and universally recognized truth: Concept and design necessitate an intelligent designer. The presence of intelligent design proves the existence of an intelligent designer. It's simply cause and effect. In our search for proof of God's existence, we could examine the various claims of supernatural...
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Im a guy that wears baggy jeans, i bought these tight jeans at a thrift shop today just to see what it's like, does my butt look good in tight jeans or should i stick with my baggys?
http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc347/chente1er/FILE0026.jpg
Just lay off the nachos dude.
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Why are Christians so hellbent on defending God and Jesus?
If someone said something incorrect, false, or slanderous about your parents how would you react?
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Can you name one superstition that you truly believe in?
Saying "Bless You" after someone sneezes.
There are many superstitions that surround it but one is that people thought your body was trying to expel a demon and saying bless you helped you or prevented it from returning.
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When you were a child, did you have a crush on a cartoon character? If so, who?
She-Ra Princess Of Power
She's a babe
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Does drinking water make you fat?
No, just make sure it's clean, filtered and/or pure.
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Why there's no income tax, no corporate tax and no capital gains tax on Cayman Islands?
The money generated from tourism covers all costs that taxation would, so taxation isn't needed.
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I like to eat breakfast, but I'm not a fan of most breakfast foods. Do you like to eat non-tradtional breakfasts (ie pizza, leftovers, sandwhiches, etc.)?
Lasagna, Stew, Salads... anything goes.
But now I usually don't eat breakfast so I don't get the opportunity to eat non-breakfast foods.
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How can I unclog my toilet?
Yes you can use a plunger but it does not do the trick every time. You can purchase a toilet auger also called a closet auger.
The video shows the lady unclogging her toilet and she says the water level will go down once the clog is removed. That is not true in every case. It depends where the clog is. Once you've augered the toilet the full distance of the cable a few times, take...
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I have so many Great AB friends, but not enough room here. So who want's to help me appreciate them(Ripple,DwarfClown, Police...In Hot Pursuit, MRSHINYSHOES, & Britt Read)[to name a few]? Say something nice! Thank you.
Max Power is the nicest guy ever.
I love that guy.
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What's the difference between intelligent design and creationism?
Are they basically the same?
Basically the same except Intelligent Design keeps theology out of the picture while Creationism incorporates it.
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Are there any nice kind genuine men out there not just after sex
I know one personally.
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Love makes you blind. What does hate make you?
Deaf too!
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What does the phrase, "slap my a@@ on the floor and fuck me mean to you?"
Coffee, 2 cream, 2 sugar
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Did the dark knight confuse you? were you let down? i didn't think that it was all too good, and the part with the guy getting his face burned and being called two-faced just confused me.
I knew the background story before seeing the movie so I understood all that happened.
Two Face brings a few elements, some subliminal, to the story.
Being a district attorney he was the front guy for justice. He would not do something illegal or criminal to bring about justice. He believed that 'right' would always triumph over 'wrong.'
After his accident and...
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Do you spend more time on AB or facebook/myspace/other real social networking sites?
Answerbag only.
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Do you want there to be a brokeback mountain sequel?
They'd have to rename it to: Brokeback Mounting
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Why do some members have COAT in their name?
Cantakerous
Organization
Attacking
Troglodytes
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When you hear the word "condiment," do you think of the word "condom?" i do each time.
Yes, and I smirk when I hear about hotels putting condiments on the pillows.
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If you knew you were getting fired and had the opportunity to sabotage the company without getting caught, would you do it?
Never.
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I just got a raise! who's happy for me and who's jealous? :D
Happy here!
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
CAREFUL! I have diarrhea.
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I have feelings for a man and he has feelings for me.he has a girlfriend and he is leaving but he, procrasinates. he is a nice guy..we flirt...nothing will happen untill he is single and we both agree on that. he wants me to wait for him. what do i do?
Consider this:
One day you'll be the girl he leaves while in the meantime he's told another to wait for him.
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I hit level 69 until just minutes ago! Would you agree with me that level "69" is a funner number than level 70?
You know what's even more funner?
Knowing that funner isn't a real word.
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Is there any way to prevent cheating in a relationship?
Global Positioning System
Invisible Fence
Shock collars (or Pendants, Necklace, Rings, Watches, Belts, etc)
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I found my soul mate, ive nvr felt so connected b4, however timing was off, we vowed to wait till theng calmed down and then talk about us. but recently ive felt like he's over it and forgot about us, i feel like i dont no him, shuld i keep waiting 4him?
Soul mates are fictitious.
People can fall in love with and be very connected with many numerous other people.
With love, everything is possible. There are no pre-determined people that are specifically meant for you.
Love is pro-active. If you care, call him and find out what the deal is.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder but if there's no hope, that fondness can turn to...
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4 words you never want to hear?
There's sewage everywhere!
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Is there something wrong with me for not even dating for the last 8 years?
Your profile shows you have someone you love.
Was this question hypothetical?
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How can i get the sound back in my laptop?
Reinstall Mojo 3.1
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I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT FOR 4 WEEKS NOW AND EATING 1200-1400 CALS A DAY AND THE SCALES HAVE GONE UP 4 LBS WHY? WHAT COULD I BE DOING WRONG?
Just keep doing what you're doing. You'll see much better results in week 12 if you don't give up.
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Just pretend that it's your sixteen birthday,and you parents give you a choice to make,they will buy you a brand new car,but you must stay a virgin until you're eighteen,or they won't buy you a car,and you're allow to have safe sex?What do you choose?
First of all those choices would never, ever happen.
Second, I'd choose a car.
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Whats the worst thing that could happen to you right now
Have an anvil fall on me.
Then a Piano.
Then a cruise ship.
That would hurt.
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I got a 3.5% salary raise...should I be happy?
Sure, but that in itself won't keep you happy.
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Ladies. Close your eyes and imagine your perfect man (height, build, etc,), what would his profession be?
They'll all say plumber.
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With my face shape, would this hair cut look good on me? (See photos in my answer)
Yes.
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Have you ever had your butt fondled while on a crowded city transit bus? What was your reaction?
My reaction was:
Kaskee if you don't stop I'm gonna drop kick ya!
This was in Vancouver.
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How do a girl knows that a boy has confidence in theirsevles.
When they stand tall, they stand like Captain Morgan.
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What would be a sweet new flavor, for cough drops?
Krispy Krunch
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So I accidently broke my little sisters nose... but it was a TOTAL accident. I just need help with a "hope you feel better and your nose isnt ugly for the rest of your life" gift. Any ideas?
Get her a pair of nose-moustache-glasses. Tell her it'll make her look better than she currently is.
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My wife is going dancing this friday night with a guy she works with,how short is to short of a mini skirt to wear,she is wearing one thats 10" long.
What the hell!
Do you want your wife to go dancing with another man?
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Can you have implantation bleeding four days after unprotected sex?? if so what does the blood look like and how much do u bleed in comparison to a normal period?
If you're a Vulcan your blood will look green.
If you're a Human your blood will look red.
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The SWAT team is outside your house. What did you do? (humor)
I transformed into
THE FLY
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HOW MANY MILES CAN A TRUCK DRIVER LOG IN 11 HOURS OF DRIVING IN A 65 MPH STATE
715
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What does the abbreviation TGIF stand for?
Today Guys Infuriate Females
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Anyone interested in hiring a young professional in Rochester, NY? I have 5 years IT experience and am looking for a career change- no more desk job!
Live in Butler required. Pay low. Food, shelter and clothing (for work) supplied.
Duties are as follows:
Clean
Cook
Answer Phone/Door
Take messages
Purchase Groceries
Change Flat Tires
and whatever else I may ask you.
No smoking/drugs
Send resume
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Strong and lasting hatred can give people _______________. Can you think of a finish to this statement?
heart problems
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If you had "TTTTHHHHEEEE PPPPOOOOWWWWEEEERRRRR, " what would you do with it?
Rid Eternia of Skeletor.
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Do you have a better outlook on your life when your house is clean and more depressed when it is messy and cluttered? Does it matter?
Yes.
It matters. Psychologically it is better for your mental health too.
Besides, clean is always better.
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Your views?Husband shouting at wife in public?
She needs new batteries in her hearing aid.
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Which would you give up chocolate, tv or sex?
TV. What a waste of time.
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Are you on friendly terms with your neighbours?
I suppose. I'm a good neighbour. I don't disturb anyone but we don't hang out either.
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Name three things you would find in the ocean?
Chariot Wheels, Treasure, Canyons
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What's in your left pocket right now?
My phone
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Who do you belive is running countries ie the world. Government ? Banks ......
The Enlightened Ones
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Whats your attitude towards life?
This isn't the real life.
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I am a vegan but i have really bad cravings during my period for things like chocolate but I'm a college student so i don't have accesses to soy chocolate do you have any ideas for things that will stop my cravings?
Carob Chocolate. I've eaten it. It's okay.
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Have you ever seen someone that looks exactly like you? What did you think when you saw him/her?
If I kill him I'll become stronger!
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Do you dream of one-word answers?
I dream with spectacular oratory skills. That's why I give brief answers here. I'm tired of talkin'
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What did I do when I didn't exist?
You can only do something when you exist.
Therefore...
...You were lazy.
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What is the greatest statement ever made?
"There will never be a threat to Peace and security again."
-Quote from the future
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If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?
A bib.
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Why is it so hard to to find TRUE happiness?
there's a lot of chaff to sift through
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Are you covered by insurance?
Yes, yes I am.
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I have a lovely new Apple computer. I have heard that instead of closing it down each night, it is better for it to be put into "sleep" mode.
Is this correct?
That advice only benefits the power company.
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Gods coming! Quick hide the_____?
Everything you wanted to know about the bible
for dummies
book
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A friend of mine has a contract to trap beaver on a farmers property. Any good suggestions what I can make out of the pelts?
Underwear
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What do you think of the movie "The Princess Bride"?
"as you wish"
best part. Has the most meaning.
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A guy at my work wrote "one day a pearl will be handed to you" on the back of his receipt. followed by his phone number. should i give him a call?
Only one pearl? lame.
It could also have some sexual connotation. Be warned.
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Why is one boob bigger then the other?
The boob that recieves the most attention grows more too.
My suggestion. Leave the smaller one hangin' out.
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Why is it that as soon as i wash something my cat throws up on it?
That's her way of showing affection for your efforts.
Meow.
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My bf got drunk and accused me of using him for sex, which isn't true! What should I do?
Tell him that wasn't you, it was Steve.
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Ma mama named me Sasquatch because her addiction to Big Foot. Whatever shall i do? i get made fun of in skoo awwl da time. i's hardly educatid cuz i dnt like ta go ta skoo cuz people be laffin help meeeeeeeeeeee
Change your name. Go back to school.
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If u have any type of unrecoverable disease than call at this number just for one time.(For the sake of God(Allah)+9203003082056
plz forward to many more people
What happens when someone calls it?
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How hard could it be?
Harder than sythetic diamond nano-rods.
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What would you think E I A B N B can stand for other then everyday is a new begining?
Everywhere I AM, Blessed Neighbours Be
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Im 19 and ive never had a boyfriend, never kissed a boy or any thing? ive seen less pretty girls with boyfriends but i dont have one. i hope that one will come in time but im scared that when that time comes i wont be on there level what do i do?
Why ask strangers when you can talk to your parents...
...the best part of life can be discovery and when it comes to love, discovery is so sweet.
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What is your occupation?
I'm a Plumber. They call me PLUMBER MAN
Can unclog plugged toilets with a single plunge, The Plumber Man has those special butt-crack muscles. Able to stop gushing leaks with a simple twist of a Pipe wrench; And he has the ability to fuse together ABS pipe with very little glue, He even has his own song:
Plumber Man (sung to the tune of "Spider Man")
Plumber man,...
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What is your elf name? http://www.blogthings.com/elfnamegenerator/http://www.blogthings.com/elfnamegenerator/
The name generator is a sham.
I tried it multiple times using the same name and it kept giving me a different elf name each time.
Damn!
I liked my elf name: Candy Eggnog Breath
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Every time I have sex the initial penetration hurts, why? I've been sexually active since I was a teenager, I'm 30 now. It feels as though every time I have sex its my first time, very uncomfortable. Is there a way to fix that? Is there something with me?
There could possibly be many reason but I'm aware of one and that is you aren't sufficiently lubricated when being penetrated; either by natural means or external application.
Try lube.
Without knowing details that is all I can offer.
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Is it possible to prevent orgasms if you are severly depressed?
Sure it's possible.
Don't stimulate the senses that cause it.
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Why don't countries extradite pedophile priests to the Vatican and let the Pope execute them?
Why not just hand them over to the kids parents?
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What's the best thing a man can tell a woman while having sex?
I took viagra before we started... I can keep going for another hour.
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What is better than an orgasm?
I have always claimed that intellectual orgasms are better than physical orgasms. I believe this because I have had intellectual orgasms long before I could have physical ones. And I will continue to have the former long after I stop having the latter. The former last longer and are more permanent. I still get a thrill from thinking about how I solved the Rubik's cube when I was eight....
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Is it okay to call someone a "RETARD"?
okay? What are you, some kind of retard?
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Is it stealing to use someone else's unsecured wireless connection?
Not sure.
You're breathing the same air I am...
GIVE IT BACK!
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Guys, in order what do you think is the most important when it comes to finding a mate? A ladies personality, intelligence, or her looks?
In order of importance would be:
Personality, Intelligence and looks.
But unfortunately I can't help but need to be physically attracted. Therefore the list would go:
Looks, personality, intelligence.
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What is gods gift to men?
FIRE
and
Tools
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I am asking this girl out tomorrow during lunch and am pretty sure she will say yes. Do I buy flowers right now or tomorrow before school? (Will they wither overnight?) Probably going to get tulips? not sure?
Too over the top.
By flowers for her after you've gone out a few times and don't bring them to school.
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Are there many ways to God?
(Matthew 7:13-14) . . .“Go in through the narrow gate; because broad and spacious is the road leading off into destruction, and many are the ones going in through it; 14 whereas narrow is the gate and cramped the road leading off into life, and few are the ones finding it.
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My BF borrowed $ from my sister. She lent it to him over my objections. Short story, she took my bank card and took 400 from my account. I don't owe her $. I consider it stealing from me. She says him owing is the same as me owing. Is she right?
Is she right? Is she right!
Does no one have common sense anymore!!!???
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If a i told you was that i have blue hair, blond hair and C cups, what is your first thought about me?
PICTURE PICTURE PICTURE
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Do you find serial killers interesting?... am I a sick person for finding them very interesting?
Oh yeah! Especially when we get into deep topics of conversation.
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Why does my dog chew my underwear when they can?
because they smell like dinner
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In my medical terminology class i have to build a term using the word parts for the following: 1.study of immune phenomena. 2.physician who specializes in the study of immunology. 3.pertaining to immunology.
uh huh.
AND?
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A man for a woman for the whole life.do you agree?
The sentence structure brain me hurts.
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Do women really notice what kind of shoes a man's wearing?
Yes, if they're big.
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What would be eight rhyming names for Octuplets?
Retard
Bernard
Leonard
Hildegard
Richard
Steward
Nancy and
Zeke
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Do guys talk on the phone regularly w/ ppl other than their girlfriend?
Yes. You home schooled?
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What does it mean when someone texts you: love you <3
It means you smell like old people
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Whats the best thing you can do for your body?
Sell it on eBay
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Nobody can, but everyone tries
Figure out the answer to this stupid non question.
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I`m almost twenty years old. I know that's young, but I think I lived more than some people who get to live long lives have. Do you think my opinion is wrong on this?
An opinion is like an asshole. Everybody has one.
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Im going to join the military after my first couple years of college and Im either joining the army or marines.I would honestly rather be a marine,but im always going back and forth between the two.Im really hesitant on which to choose, any sugestions
Whatever you choose, don't use "I was just following orders" as an excuse.
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People keep telling me that I must love myself before I can love my boyfriend-- How can I work on that? People tell me that I'm smart and kind and beautiful, but I have a hard time seeing myself that way.
Have you thought about seeing a therapist?
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How can you tell if you are being menally abused, what are the signs.
One sign is forgetting how to spell MENTALLY!
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What would you say to an overweight person who told you that you needed to lose weight?
I'd say "I'D KICK YOU IN THE ASS BUT I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY FOOT!"
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I`m turning twenty years old next month. I still write a personal diary. Am I crazy?
Yes, most likely.
Zanax may be for you.
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I can't get no ________?
satisfaction
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What took you so long to answer my question?
I was watchin' a movie! STFU
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Will you men out there admit to using skin care products?
I only use the best
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Im a mexican chick. i love black guys. plus im in love with one. :) but people r always telling me not 2 go out with him bacause we dont look good together because of our color skin. I love him. Do u think that mexican and black couples dont look good?
The only people that don't look good are the ones with their heads up their ass and feet in their mouth.
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What is man without woman?
incomplete
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Would you rather have a pool or a pond in your back yard?
Pool.
I don't want to breed leeches.
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Who's been naughty and who's been nice? I just saw Santa and he's pissed. :o)
Santa's an alcoholic. He's pissed all the time.
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Which abbreviation are you most likely to use if you want someone to reply to an invitation?
RSVP
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What dictates are actions
Pain and Pleasure
whether they be emotional or physical
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Im 15 and i have a 10 month old baby and i always feel like im going to be a disappointment to him when he gets older since im so young.Is it wrong to feel like this?
It's not wrong. Even parents who are 'adults' feel the same way for other reasons.
Just try your hardest to do the right thing all the time.
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If a guy stares at you,asks you to a dance, always wants to be your partner on assignments,always wants to be next and near you,and teases ya how does he feel about you?
He wants to sew your skin into a dress and wear it for his stuffed animals tea party.
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Why are more crimes in USA than Arab countries?
Maybe if USA cut peoples limbs off for thievery then the crime rate may go down.
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Who wants to see Bear Grylls from Man vs Wild go head to head against Survivorman?
Yeah! Just like Spock and Kirk!
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I caught my husband flirting with a high school friend on FB. Found private messages. Found out they have been communicating on FB, text and phone calls. What to do? How do you trust? How do you know they are not calling each other and texting?
What do you want? Do you want to catch him cheating or do you want to prevent that?
If you want to preserve your marriage, talk to him in a calm and loving way about what you know and ask him what he's doing.
That's one option.
Fighting will only make things worse. It all depends on what outcome you want.
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My neighbor beat his son with a curtain rod for spilling milk on the floor, even though the poor kid apologized to him immediately and agreed to clean the mess. Was it right of my neighbor to do that?
Colonel Mustard says You're the neighbour in the kitchen with the curtain rod!
I win at Clue!!!
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What was your first real heartbreak like?
Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.
I stopped eating for 3 months
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How to reduce crime against women?
Abolish pornography
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My husband just text messaged me from downstairs to ask what I am doing. What should I say?
Text him you're thinking about becoming a thespian
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If you had to name your newborn child after a colour, which one would you choose?
ULTRA VIOLET!
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Women:my gf works in a bar,and she always tells me about the guys who hit on her. i never give a reaction,and she says she likes it that i dont get jealous. also, i never go into the bar where she works. why would she keep telling me about these guys?
She obviously thinks she's prettier than you.
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When you give a cashier a $100 bill and they mark it with that counterfeit pen to see if it is counterfeit or not, that bill always disappears. I mean, you never get back bills like that with the mark on it, at least I haven't. Where do they go?
Same place that other sock goes after you're absolutely sure you put both in the dryer.
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What makes people scared of other people?
propaganda
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Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf? Why?
Werewolf. I already have howling at the moon down pat.
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Hello there, I've received a website from an e-mail a co-worker sent me...
http://www.blueprintmoneymaker.com
I watched his videos on this site, and I'm blown away that he's making over $2,000,000 a year.
Has any1 tried this?
This is what baffles me about most of these guys that are offering to show us 'the way' and they're supposedly making over 2 mil a year...
If I was making over 2 mil a year or if you were, do you really think I'd give a damn about offering my success to more people? I'd just live my life... I wouldn't be concerned in trying to make $79 or $99 bucks a sale off...
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I am turning 50 here in a few weeks. What can I anticipate what the 50's will be like? So far - going strong - what happened with you?
Your breasts and kneecaps will eventually be the same height off the ground.
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How long do ghosts hang around for? I mean, are there dinosaur and caveman ghosts in the afterlife? All I’m sayin' is, it could get kind of weird.
We are souls.
"Old king cole was a merry old soul"
From dust we are to dust we return.
If you see what you think is a 'ghost' then you are being decieved into seeing it. There are other forces who want you to believe in it.
"So you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our...
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I've never: taken drugs for recreation, used tobacco, drank to the point of intoxication, seen a UFO, been kidnapped by aliens, seen shadow people, seldom have bad dreams and own my own house and car (fully paid). Am I a freak?
Congratulations. Good job! Keep up the good work. The more you keep your senses the more you'll be able to use common sense.
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Is Omega 3 fish oil necessary during pregnancy? If yes, which brand do you recommend?
I'd carefully research it.
Check out www.beyondhealth.com
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What does raising and kissing the middle finger mean
He was just kissing a boo boo
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If a shark had you in his mouth and was about to chomp you into little pieces and digest you what would be your last actions knowing your about to die?
Grab his nose
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Is libra and pisces compatible with each other
Fish and Scales?
I'd say a good match.
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If you assume homosexuality is a conscious choice, why would anyone actually CHOOSE that sort of stigma to suffer through?
Nowadays people don't care about stigma as much.
and before... well, that's why they stayed in the closet.
Overall, their desire wins out over any other negative consequence.
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Did you do anything good today?
I tipped the cabbie
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Ever had someone stalk you or have you stalked someone?
I wish someone would stalk me.
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What's wrong with big girls?
I like big girls.
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Am I not enough for you?
No. You don't have boobies.
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If you could name a planet what would you call it?
Urectum
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Are your eyes the window to your soul?
No. I am a soul.
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Etiquette says you should eat soup w/a soup spoon, and not a teaspoon. What do you really think if someone uses at teaspoon instead?
If you're on a diet use a coffeespoon. Makes the soup last longer.
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How do you know if your a nymphomaniac? I am always horny and its really putting strain on my relationship, my fella cant keep up with me. What should I do?
You know if your from middle-earth and you're aquainted with Bilbo Baggins.
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How is the Creation/Evolution Debate in respect to Middle Earth?
According to the people of Asgard, middle earth won't be reached until valhalla fills up.
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What is something that comes to your mind when I say 'snow'?
Nuclear fallout
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Why Did Man Invent God?
Ha ha ha ha ha... good one.
“The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God.’ ” --Psalms 14:1
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How is something made right?
Turn left three times
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What are some good meals for students?
salads
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Why is everything going wrong for me...?
Because all the neutrino's are spinning counter-clockwise in your vicinity.
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Can you rubblize a boulder by hitting it with sledge hammers at multiple points at the same time?
Ask Barney, he works in a rock quarry.
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How does James Bond like his coffee...?
served by a naked girl that could kill with her thighs
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Do you think Depressed people are selfish...?
Selfish people WANT
Depressed people NEED
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What force and strength
can not get through,
I with a gentle touch can do,
and many in the streets would stand,
were I not as a friend in hand. ----What am I?
a laxative
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Don't bring a knife to a..._______________?
condom opening party
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Can You tell me what happened to Cinderella, when she got old...?
She lived happily ever after.
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What goes through your mind when political leaders start saying that God is on their side!?
That God in fact isn't.
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What do the beeps mean when you start up a PC?
Boot Straps being tied.
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Whats your favorite condiment to dip corn dogs in?
Frank's Red Hot Sauce
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Does anyone else find "Octo-mom" a freak of nature? What is your opinion about her?
Are we talking about a human or calamari?
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Last year, i was a brat in english class, rolled my eyes, & got F's. my teacher was mrs. harold. this year, i get better grades & i have a different teacher. whenever i see mrs. harold in the hall she smiles at me. at lunch, she gave me a big hug. why!!
In teacher school they're taught that hugs prevent delinquency.
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I ate zucchini blossoms in Italy and loved them. Where can I find these in the states, more specifically - on the West coast?
Zucchini farms.
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What is something the Boy Scouts do or something that is taught to them?
How to strap bombs to their chests and blow up school busses
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Can I count on you for funny replies?
maybe
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My boyfriend punch me in my face my face was swollen for a week this is his third time hitting me. WE broke up he said that he is going to change for me. Im starting to see the sweet guy he used to be should i trust him
Depends if the punch was an uppercut or a jab
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Is knowledge the enemy of faith?
Knowledge is its friend.
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If you found a million dollar what would you do?
do a little dance
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Making mistakes is human but,making the same mistake again and again is____________.
history repeating itself.
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Have you ever dated a whore?
No.
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Is it illegal to impersonate a fire person? or ambulance person? and if so what would the consiquences?
I wish I was 12 again too.
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3. On most days the price of a rose is $1 and 8,000 roses are purchased. On Valentine’s Day, the price of a rose jumps to $2and 30,000 roses are purchased. (2 points) b. Calculate price elasticity of demand, or explain why you cannot calculate it.
I cannot calculate because I don't know how elastics and math go together.
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Starting talkin 2 this girl on myspace & have since been talking 2 her 4 more then 8hrs each night on the phone, we have fallen 4 each other & havent seen each other yet in person & are going to meet @ d airport, wat shuld i do? how do i prvnt awkwardness
Meet her wearing what this guy is wearing
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Can true love be described in words?
It can be described but only felt with action.
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What are you thinking of right now?
There was a question on the AB homepage right above this one. It was: If I offered you a flower would you take it?.
I wanted to answer this way: I would take it and use it as toilet paper.
But I chose not to answer at all.
That's what I was thinking, truly.
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What is a word that ends with the letters "TIC?" (example:Coustic, antic, optic)
Elastic
Chiropractic
Fantastic
Boombastic
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Shoot the _______. What word or words could you put in the blank to finish the statement?
dog.
Old Yeller had the look in'em.
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What is something that can be 'picked?' (example: banjo, lime, tuplip)
Locks
Your friends
Your nose
Your friends nose
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My friend says that 80% of people smoke pot-- Do you think that's true?
68.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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If you were a pair of Shoes what kind would you be...?
A pair of expensive formal red shoes
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Does every kiss make you jittery? (tingling, electricity) or is that just a saying?
Not every kiss.
The day to day hello and goodbye kisses don't have that effect.
The more emotion involved that is behind those kisses, the more electricity it produces.
Hook me up to the power grid baby!
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Is there actually a Sci-fi TV show with good acting?
I like sci-fi. I watched star trek and all that and yes, the acting many times was horrible. Made me almost wanna watch sports instead...
but, recently a friend goaded me into watching the new Battlestar Galactica series and Wow! Blows all sci-fi acting out of the water.
That's my opinion. If you haven't seen it. Start from the first season and stick with it. You'll...
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For guys dating older girls, how is it?
Oh, and there's a lot of yarn to play with. I'm never bored.
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For guys dating older girls, how is it?
She's totally loyal. The only negative is when her friends see me they want to pinch my cheeks.
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I am dating a muslim man who I just found out is married, he wants to keep seeing me, what do i do..
Kick him really hard in the groin and scream "Couldn't wait for paradise could you!"
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for I might _________________________.
push you into oncoming traffic
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Should torture be inflicted upon terrorists? Why? (I'm doing a survey. Please state your age/gender/nationality when you answer. You can remain anonymous. Please don't make up false information. Thank you.)
Eventhough there may be times that you want to, torture should NEVER be inflicted upon anyone.
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If life is a teacher, what is death?
Your final mark.
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Jesus is now investigating the lives of the living and either judging them or making an atonement, see Dan.8.14, & 1 Peter 4:5 Who shall give account to him that is ready to judge the quick and the dead. How are you preparing yourself, spiritually?
I'm reading his dad's best seller.
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'An eye for an eye'. Do you follow this principle?
Actually I return evil for evil to no one.
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If DNA tests were run could all ABers be related?
Yes, we all could be.
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What is an italian dessert beginning with a c?
Cassata siciliana
Sicilian Ricotta Cake
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Besides animals what is something you can find in a forest?
old rusty trucks
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Why are Jewish people so hated in America?
because they're chosen and the rest aren't.
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Can you see yourself leaving this link as an answer to many many questions here on AB? (link)
http://tinyurl.com/6d2d4h
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There's this chick that keeps kicking me in the balls. Does she hate me or does she just want to keep from getting pregnant?
Ask her to kick harder.
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Ok im going to see a movie for a date on Valintines day(i guess its kinda cliche) and my date is actually one of my friends...what kind of stuff should i do??(im a guy)
Shave, shower, wear clean clothes. Brush your teeth. Comb your hair. Spray something that smells good that she would like, not you.
Don't eat anything. You don't wanna fart or have to be in the can...
Pay for her.
Have fun.
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Any ideas on how to sort books?
Numerically
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Can you tell me why did you leave your last job?
Went back to school.
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Do you think this girl is hot? See my answer.
She looks twelveteen.
What are you, some kind of pedophile?
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My friends tease me about having a head shaped like a bread loaf. They call me loafhead and kick me in my vagina. Should I use a suction cup to suck out the dent?
No.
Use that frothing at the mouth dog of yours and that electric fence.
Make a daisy chain with them and wear it around your mangina.
Jump off the nearest bridge.
Good day.
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Why do black people keep calling me 'Cracka'? How do they know I like crackers?
Crackers are white.
Maybe it's because you're white.
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What is one good reason why i shouldn't kill myself.
You still owe me.
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Do you agree with abortion? Explain your answer
If it's to stop a nuclear launch.
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Why do we do what we do?
because "do do" must be done.
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Has this happened to anybody else Not enough space to explain here - so please read this & let me know if you've ever experienced something similiar http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvSwFrS0De99sC1YkY8.UHjsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090211154605
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Have you ever had the experience of being attacked by a crow?
Yes. More than one. A whole murder of them.
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If you were to be selected as cover girl/boy on a magazine, what magazine cover would you like to be on?
GQ
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Is cutting yourself a good alternative to suicide?
Yes, as long as it's hair.
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What is something you kick?
A baby.
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Im ahaving a bad time with my man of 16 years. im not happy anymore because of his controlling ways. when i tell him to leave , he wont . what should i do
Tell him to stay.
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Is there anything who is greater than god?
Yes.
God.
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I have a six week old baby girl. How can I tell if she is having a growth spurt?
Her clothes don't fit.
She sleeps more.
She won't let go of your boobies.
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Do you pay attention to what country your clothes are from?
Not really.
I pay more attention to the size.
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Do/Would you eat cat meat?
Wild or domesticated?
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I saw my friend's boyfriend hit her and broke her nose..then I jumped in and beat the boyfriend up.. was I wrong for this?
Yes, very wrong.
You should've beat him down.
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What is a married woman's boyfriend called?
A homosexual.
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Y can't i seem tu find some1 that i knoe well treat me right, but when i du he alreadi has a girlfriend? I'm not like many gurls, y can't the boiz c it? Iz it me or is it them?
Stop drinking the blue juice from under the sink.
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My husband and I are not seeing eye to eye on something and I need some help. My husband says we do not need to shower every day and I say we do. So who is write on this?
Work really hard one day, excercise, get super sweaty, hug a few canines. If fact roll on them. Don't shower or change. Then climb into bed with him that night and see what he says.
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Do you think that having a tan actually makes fat look better?
No, it just makes fat look tastier.
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Why is it that nerds are made fun of in high school but not in real life?
I never realized that high school wasn't real life.
Thanks for clearing that up.
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I have a HP Computer. When I turn on the computer it says "DETECTING STORAGE DEVICES" and it just stays like the forever. How do you fix this? Thank you:)
Remove your peripherals from your USB ports first then reset and see if that fixes things.
My HP hangs if I leave my iPod attached to it.
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What does it mean if someone tells you that they want to date you for a week?
It's a 7 day trial which after that time you'll have to purchase the full version.
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'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries', where is this quote from?
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
When Arthur and his knights encounter the frenchman on the castle wall taunting them with such memorable quips as: "I fart in you general direction."
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If you could change one thing about answerbag what would it be?
Allow comments to be submitted by others in our profiles.
Allow the owner of the profile to have the option to delete particular comments if they want.
I want comments in our profiles.
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Why are you so stupid?
because I can only knit
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What is something that has the scent or flavor of Vanilla?
My Cologne
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After the towers fell in '01, a huge slogan was "we will never forget." Have we forgotten?
You just reminded me.
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According to an article (New Scientist.com) evolution has wired the human brain with the concept of god. Rational reasoning tells the atheist there cannot be a god; if you are atheist do you experience the 'conflict within'?
Evolution sounds like the tooth fairy.
(Insert Metaphorical explanation)
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If someone said they were going to kill themselves on AB, would you care? Or just pass it off as another attempt, by that person, for desperate attention?
It's happened so often already that people have become desensitized to it.
It just sounds like someone's crying wolf.
Too many people cried wolf already.
We don't believe in wolves anymore... They never show up.
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Do you wear a belt?
Often. My work jeans are 2 sizes too big.
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What is something you'd find in a mother's purse?
A Tazer
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What is something you would find in a Vetrinarians Office?
poop
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I think this girl likes me since she always stares at me and talks to me, I think I'm in love with her too, but I'm afraid to ask her out since I am very shy. So what should I do?
Invite her to help you on your paper route
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What are names for boys that are also names for flowers?
Dan - Dandelion
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Do you like chipotle?
I do like chipotle.
with green eggs and ham
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For what reasons would someone be a vegetarian?
They want more fibre in their diet
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In your opinion what is the Best way to eat Plums...?
The way little Jack Horner eats them.
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What is the cause for really stinky gas?
Bacteria
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What was the last beverage that you drank from a straw?
Nestea
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I'm going to sleep.
Who will join me?
I'll join in sleeping NOT sleeping with.
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Well...I'm going to sleep, who's with me?
I'm going to sleep too.
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What is the big deal about boobs ??? guys can you tell us .
It is genetically ingrained in us to like them. They're special. They prevent me from blinking.
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I'm an attractive male but some girls look at me and assume I'm an asshole pretty boy. How do I make myself look more approachable?
Be humble.
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Why would a guy play with another guy hair when he is sleeping?
You're that guy aren't you?!
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I am a soldier in the US Army. My friends and I wonder if the people appreciate the fact that we are shot at everyday and in some cases die to protect U.S. intrests?
I wish you didn't get shot at. I wish no one would.
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If you were a secret agent, what would your code name be?
Chewie
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Would you eat let's say..human meat..grilled up with gravy and some sides for million cash?
No. Not for anything.
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You get it right i will give u max points, but get it wrong you will only get two. Lets say you are marching a company worth of men and you are only one foot step away from falling off the cliff. What COMMAND do you give to stop them where they are at?
I tried so hard to think of something witty but I couldn't.
My company of men would be wearing parachutes so I wouldn't worry.
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Why when people hurt, they drown it in something else instead of coming to terms with it?
because coming to terms with it right there and then is too painful.
It's like asking the doctor to forgo anesthesia and just cut the frakkin leg off.
Not many people have the (fill in appropriate word) for it.
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What could be the cause of acid reflux and headaches that will only quit when taking migrane medicine? (Don't drink, smoke, anything like that.)
Stress
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Who's the best female superhero?
WONDERBRA WOMAN
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She made out with me and now we just aren't the same should i tell her that we should take things slow? HELP ME.
There's no perfect answer. Talk to her, openly. Tell her what you want what you're afraid of... Be honest. If she respects you then things should go well. If she doesn't, then she isn't the one.
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What is the difference between bravery and cowardness?
Knowing when to hold'em and knowing when to fold'em.
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What do you do if THE ONE person, you ever really loved has "moved on"?
Cry for six months then mope for 6 more. Then sleep. Then move on yourself.
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I reallly hate my sister and Im not just saying that and she's coming back to america this month I HATE HER SO MUCH WHAT DO I DO :'(?
Make her a card.
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Do you know the power of the dark side?
I do.
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Would you be upset if you found out your teenager was smoking weed? What would you do?
Replace his weed bag with a bag of oregano.
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Why the idea of living forever scares you?
It doesn't. I look forward to it.
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Why do people exist?
Love
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M y man keeps telling me he wants to leave but never does what do i do?
Pack his bags for him.
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Does it bother anyone that if earth were to ever be destroyed 10,000 years of human history consisting of the creation of concrete, steel, steam cars, airplanes, A-Bomb, rocket ships, computers would all be gone and nothing to show for it?
There are still satellites that have been launched from Earth out in space. They'll still be there until... whatever.
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Have you ever felt so bad for someone that you wanted to help them?
Yes, many times.
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Should you really worship a carpenter, why not a plumber?
I worship an architect.
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There this chick that i like we always give eye contact.So todai i saw her and we stare at each other, She was gonna go class since the bell rang i can tell.But wen she saw me she walk pass me and went to the washroom kinda looking back.What does it mean?
She was probably staring at that huge zit on your face. It's hard not to stare at it.
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What else can i say to my ex to get her back?
Tell her you'll get a hair cut and a real job.
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How do you know if someone is suicidal?
It's hard to know for sure a lot of the time but a good indicator is a noose tied to the cieling in the kitchen with a chair directly underneath it.
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Instead of saying, "stop that"
Cease and desist
Quit it
Halt
Restrain yourself
Whoa Horsey!
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Name your favorite spiced drink.
Prairie Fire
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Can somebody tell me , is there any deodorant that works really to remove the body odor or all of us just buy the so called deodorants and satisfy ourself.?
Indiu-Magic
http://www.beyondhealth.com/InduiMagic.aspx
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Does God = extraterrestial alien? Where is the Proof of either answer?
In your DNA
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What would you choose to be your last meal?
Neverending Gobstopper
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One of my friends is my husb.'s ex & mom of his child.We have gotten really close in the past year.Friday she kissed my husband 1/2 mouth,1/2 cheek &had deep conversation and were hugging. her husband caught them.What should I really think. freaking out
They shouldn't be alone together.
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Without friends my life would be ___________?
lonely
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A friend just came out of the closet and he doesn't know what to do how can i help him without giving him the idea i'm into him
Kick'em in the groin then punch'em in the face and then say "THAT's for Lying to me!"
"Who's up for nachos?"
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Do u believe in life after death ? ( Reencarnation)
Sure, after you die, I plan to keep living.
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What does xoxoxo mean?
Kiss Hug Kiss Hug Kiss Hug
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Why do we lie? what can we get out of it?
Fear of consequences.
Fear of punishment.
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What pops into your heads when you hear the number 21?
BINGO!
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You're asked by a realtor to expel a ghost from a haunted home. During your investigation you find very high EMF ratings and faulty wiring. People feel trapped, touched and nauseated. Is this home haunted?
No, it's just a trashy little old trailer in hicksville
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Is there a solution to the equation x=e^x?
if x equals 0
or if both x and e equal 1.
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Is macoroni and cheese just about the most favorite food for Americans? if not, what is?
Rice-a-Roni
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What should i do now i am getting bored of coming on answerbag when i am bored?
Read a book
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What is integrity?
Adherence to a code of values; utter sincerity, honesty, candor; completeness
never wavering on those values. You'll keep them no matter what.
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Conspiracy theories have always interested me. What, if anything, is it that the government does NOT want you to know?
The federal reserve is illegal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXZ43h5LJ4Q
There are numerous concentration camps in America waiting to be used: http://www.geocities.com/northstarzone/CAMPS.html
The current tax system in america is unlawful: http://www.freewebs.com/govtax/
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I found some half naked pics of another girl on my boyfriends phone. And he apologized about it saying that he's sorry he upset me and hurt me. He also said he's never cheated on me and never will, that what he did was a stupid mistake. What should I do?
Get better car insurance
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Is there anything you can take or do before bed that will reduce the amount of freaky dreams you have? My dreams have been really vivid reccently to the point where I don't want to go back to sleep.
If you're inclined to, then pray.
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If I was writing about the beginning of human civilzation and include the early tools and the cave art, what would be the main points to include?
That you won't be plagiarizing Moses.
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Why doesn't God talk to us directly?
It would scare us.
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I've had this girlfriend for 6 months. She know me by another name (not my real one), only knows my disposable cell number and has never been to my apartment. Do I have to break up with her or can I just walk away and never speak to her again?
Cool, you're a spy!
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My boyfriend made a comment earlier about how I'm his wife, but I'm not. I told him we are NOT married, and he's been mad and hasn't talked to me all day since. Why would this make him mad? It's just a fact. Thoughts & opinions appreciated
because he's thinking how committed he already is and since he feels that way, making a 'marriage comment' wouldn't seem so bad, but because you shot that down, he's mad because he now wonders how committed you are. How long will it be before you dump him? He's worried about your relationship together where perhaps he wasn't so worried before.
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I am always running from your love.What could you say to make me stop running?(Humor most welcome)
I only have eyes for you.
No pressure.
I'll be here, waiting.
You smell nice.
I like your shoes.
I can't stop staring, your face is so beautiful.
I love your eyes.
Will you marry me?
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Is 15 too young to be a parent? i have a job at shoprite and am up 4 a premotion?
Your boss' name wouldn't perchance be Cliff, would it?
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PLEASEE HELP ME!! i texted my bf saying "he changed me for the good" and his text back was "im glad its for the good" an i said " and im glad ur the only one that could hav done it" and he said "so am i, and its gonna stay that way :)"
what does he mean?
He's one of those jealous psycho types that'll beat you if you ever look at another man.
or
it's just innocent banter.
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Can you name something that gets smaller every time you use it?
Toothpaste Tube, volumewise.
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Have you ever wondered how certain ABers got the inspiration for some of their questions? I've just been seeing awesome questions here!
Nope, because I know.
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What would you do if you were kidnapped; would you try to break free somehow?
somehow
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What are somethings in daily life that "go without saying"?
poop
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What are things you would see while road construction is going on?
One guy working and 6 other guys standing around.
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Is it bad that i txt alot when there are people dying in africa?
Are you texting to them?
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I am writing a poem for my fiance it is a lymerick so the last word in the 2nd & 4th lines need to rhyme i need help with the 4th line this is what i have so far:
I HOPE WE ARE TOGETHER
FOR TIME AND TIME TO COME
CUZ I NEED U IN MY LIFE
....???.....
...To support my lazy bum.
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I wanna say someything cute to my bf so i can reasure him i love him but idk what to say so its not too cheesey? can u give me some things bc my usual text to him at night is "goodnight babe, i love you, sweet dreams" and other cute ideas? PLEASE HELP
text this: Our wedding will be awesome! I can't wait.
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U cnt get peggo ur 1st time, right?? thats wut they sed in school.
Go back to school.
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What are some names of the different trees in the world?
Monkey
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If you have ever been heartbroken than just put your name down, you dont need to explain, just so i know im not the only one suffering
your name down
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What is your personal super-theory of super-everything?
That something super did it.
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What fashion Trend needs to be stopped immediately...?
Baggy clothes on skinny people and spandex on fat.
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Does sniffing the smell of weed hurt you body. This boy at school tricked me into smelling it by telling me it smelt like tangerine and I'm scared because now I don't feel like the inoccent straight A student that I am.
You'll soon desire it more and more.
Same as how vampires can't resist lookin' at themselves in the mirror.
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Im 14 and i havent had a boyfriend what should i do
What about your cousin?
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How do you relax when you feel anxious in social situations?
Tape toilet paper about 5 squares long to the bottom of my shoe and walk outta the bathroom all smiley.
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What do you think about this? My mom's friend was mad at her daughter and when they went out to dinner the mom wouldn't let the daughter order anything and made her sit there and watch her(the mom) eat as punishment.
It all depends how fat mom is.
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I can see into your future with 100% accuracy, what do you want to know?
When you'll stop lying.
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You're driving down an isolated country road at night and have a flat tire. You pull to the side of the road to change the tire. While changing the tire, you hear screams of fright in the woods getting closer to you, What do you do?
I scream "OVER HERE, THIS WAY!"
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It seems to me that all my guyfriends like-like me and I am wondering why is that? Before we became friends some of them even stared at me. Can anyone clearifi?
They're teenagers with raging hormones.
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What kind of movies do you hate? Romance, Drama, Horror, etc.. Why?
horror
I prefer positive material
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Big nose? my sis and i both hate our noses but she wants a nose job! have a look and see if you think its that bad?! http://s575.photobucket.com/albums/ss195/sammo_01/
Nope. Nice nose.
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At 16 is it a good idea to indulge in sexual activities? Me and my girlfriend have been to '2nd base'. We respect eachothers' views but I dont want her to feel pressured. Is even this considered too far at 16? Or should I suggest we go to that next step?
Maybe you should review the rules of baseball first before going any further.
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How do you make beer?
I don't know enough about you.
but with a little training...
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If you could have 5,000 of anything in the universe, what would it be?
It would be 5000 Google years of healthy life to live.
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What would turn you on right now?
Sticking a fork in the electrical outlet.
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I'm going out with this girl but a friend of mine told me that this guy who i knoww likes me but i don't want to go out with him because i ain't single so what should i tell him.
I don't wanna be gay
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Do you like sardines? How do you eat them?
Me
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Twenty five dead people were surveyed and were asked how did they feel ? what are the top answers?
I'm pretty positive you'll get the silent treatment from all of them. They're known to be a bunch of stiffs.
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If I rate your answer helpful, will you rate this question positively?
I will positively rate this question negatively probably for certain without a doubt.
nah, screw that.
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What makes waves on the ocean
Wind, earth quakes, gravitational pull from the moon, and giant rocks from space splashing in.
oh, don't forget nukes.
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Im torn between 2 girls, how do i choose?
Tell them both your dilemna and let them figure it out.
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I keep getting indigeston. Like...daily. Why?
Try avoiding the intake of starches and proteins (meats) at the same time.
Try a shot of apple cider vinegar before you eat.
Really, I don't know why you're getting indigestion, could be many reasons.
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What would i find if i opened your fridge?
Fruit
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I amass all of my news and form all of my opinions from AB. Is this healthy?
As long as it keeps the doctor away.
and pink elephants.
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What is something you will find in or on a submarine?
Herb and Cheese
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How can you tell if he/she's the one? when and where will i find him?
He wears a T-shirt that says so
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Is there some code of conduct that says i must advise my landlord i will be away for the next week? i don't have a lot of trust/don't want them in here...
I've been a landlord. And the laws regarding what we can do vary depending on what country, state, city you live in.
Where I've been a landlord, you do not have to tell me if you're gone for a week, unless that week extends through the time you have to pay rent. But even then you don't have to.
Also, unless it's an emergency like leaking pipes or sewer back ups...
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Why is urine called pee?
My theory is the name came from children. Perhaps a parent was teaching his child about his male parts. The penis. The child could only verbalize the first syllable. Pe. And so to communicate that he needed to urinate he would say Pee. Referring to the fact that is where urine came out.
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I am trying to figure out how I could go about making a homemade hair wax (like a pomade, but stronger). I currently use Crew Fiber and love it, however, it gets expensive considering how quickly I go through it. How could I make a similar product myself?
There's one product I've hear about on the market that is apparently edible.
So, use edible ingredients. Like honey.
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What is worse? marijuana or alcohol
Marijuanahol.
Totally stoked drink man!
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