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What always reminds you of your childhood? Christmas time!!

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For those of you that have indoor dogs, do you put a coat or sweater on your dog when they go outside and it's freezing temperatures? Why or why not? Sometimes we do. She used to have "issues" going potty in the cold. She would sit in the snow and shiver but refuse to go potty, so we bought her a sweater hoping it would help. Turns out she LOVES the sweater...but still hates going out in the cold! haha

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Did your parents know when you lost your virginity? No...at least I don't think so. The older I get the more things I learn I only thought I'd snuck by my parents, they've known all along!

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2009 - If you do this, do you have your tree up? Lights outside up? Decorations up? If not, will you do it later, or do you not do any decorating for Christmas? No I don't...and I hope I will. Things are just...complicated this year.

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What's usually your first emotion of the day? dread

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Is there something that tears you apart every time you see or think about it? Oh boy is there...and more than one I'm sure...if I stopped to really think.

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Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?" not men!

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Who is the blacksheep in your family? Uh, yes, Hi! That would be me!

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When was the last time you hugged your mom or dad? Months and months ago it seems! :(

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I have a 20 pound turkey to cook today! Is your turkey bigger or smaller then mine? 2 lbs bigger...and it's only 3 of us this year!

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What does it mean to have no "back bone" in a relationship? Makes me think of a person who is always giving in and giving their partner the choice rather than getting what they want. Someone who doesn't stand up for themselves and put their foot down sometimes.

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Would you let your S/O jack you off with their feet? NO WAY!!! I HATE feet!

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Do you think masturbation is better than sexual intercourse? If you're just looking to be pleased and you don't want to have to worry about all the other mess, yes! Otherwise...no.

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What one thing are you most thankful for today? My family. Being away from them on a Holiday for the first time is making me realize how much I LOVED the Holidays with my family! I miss them!!

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Facebook users: Do you use the Facebook chat much? No, it never wants to work properly for me even if I did!

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Over the river and through the woods to.... Where would this take you? Any luck at all and it'll take me home!

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What's a cruelty-free way to turn down a date? It's never going to be that simple unfortunately, just try to remember this...It's better to let them down and "hurt their feelings" than it would be to let them find out you only went with them out of pity. It's better to feel rejected than to think someone cares and find out they were only trying to spare your feelings.

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How will you spend Christmas this year? Do you always enjoy it? HOME, home, home!! I can't wait to see my friends and family...I'm so homesick haha! I always love the holidays with my family!

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Who was the last person you rode in the car with that was under 21? Probably my little brother.

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Ever had a crush on a member of the same sex? Yeah...so :P

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So whats makes you so special? Mommy always said wearing my helmet made me special...

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Can you name something that is "delicate"? My heart!

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Which books would Answerbag users recommend? I'm a HUGE fan of Irish Johansen and HIGHLY recommend "Pandora's Daughter" and the Eve Duncan series (starts with "The Face of Deception")

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Would the world be a better place if we were all just a little more like you? Umm...depends on what part of me you decide to be a little more like I guess!

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Are you afraid of snowmen? YES!!! Every year I fall madly in love with one...and after a while he just vanishes never to be seen again! :(

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What do you wish would last just a little longer? After 3 sleepless nights...tonight I want to fall asleep and the night to last more than a little longer!

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When you were a kid and a parent said to you, "I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN!" did you respond with something akin to, "Thank you!" or, "Ya promise?" (I did, but only ONCE!) How about..."Oh YES you will!"

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How do you survive the Holidays? By being just as insane as the rest of my family!

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What's your favorite thing to put on a cracker? Cheeeeeeese! I like cheese!

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Do you consider yourself a kind person? Why or why not? Yes...I'm constantly sacrificing my wants and happiness because I can't stand to be in any way responsible for another persons unhappiness. Unless they REALLY deserve it...then sometimes I can manage.

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At what age did you truly feel like you'd grown up and became an adult? I just turned 25 and decided it might be time for me to start making that transition!

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How would you describe your role in life in four words or less? DOORMAT!!

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What are your plans for thanksgiving?and can I come over? I'm staying here and probably making dinner for hubby, my MIL and possibly her boyfriend...come on over, the more the merrier!

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What's the craziest thing you have ever done in the grocery store? Made people leave the aisle for reading and discussing, very loudly, the feminine hygiene product packaging! Hubby and I got a good laugh anyway! Apparently people don't appreciate the advances in feminine hygiene products like we do! LOL "Hey hon, this one has odor protection AND an ultra absorbent anti-leak core"

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Can u get pregnant three days after your period. If you don't know then you have no business having sex!

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What does it mean when a girl cheats on you, sleeps with a second guy, then tells you she loves you and tries to work it out, sleeps with the second guy again, and now is with a third guy who now lives with her after just a week? She has issues that AREN'T your problem and you should stay away before they DO become your problem!

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Momma always said ____________________? "this too shall come to pass" "in five years this won't matter"

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Do you think your life is more difficult than anyone else's life? Why? Difficult, hell yes...more so than anyone else's...hell no!

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How limited do you feel by your general circumstances? Currently....EXTREMELY!

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If there were no wall in front of you right now, what would you see? Part of the living room, part of the front yard...I'm sitting facing a corner!

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How many colors are left in your box of crayons? Life is hard with only a white crayon!

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What is your favourite meat and how do you like it? Steak, medium rare!! YUM

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Is it cold when living in another person's shadow? EXTREMELY...and lonely too!

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What year were you born? Is there anything special about the year? 1984 and I have NO idea

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You might work very hard, but what's something you do even harder? Be hard on myself!

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Why are you wearing my pants? I didn't even know I WAS wearing pants...

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What is your favourite kind of cereal? TRIX!! I'm 25 and STILL love it!

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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you. I am falling for it....Lord help me! Kitt

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Have you found a good reason? Can I borrow it? I will not stand here and be lied to... That's reason enough for me?!?!

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Fill-in: Will you______my______? Will you hold my me while I cry and scream and fall to pieces? Then help me pick my pieces back up when I'm done?

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What was the last animal you touched? One of few things keeping me sane right now...my baby girl, Annie!

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What do you think of when I say the word: POLITICS? I think of bashing my head, repeatedly, into a brick wall!

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How can I be sure you're not lying? You were there for goodness sakes!!

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Fill-in: I would really like some______right now. hope...clarity...strength...wisdom I would really like A LOT of things right now...

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Any proven remedies for lost voice ? :/ My mom swears on lemon juice and honey!

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If you could change one thing about your face what would it be? My nose... :)

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What did you last do before before going to sleep last night? Watched a really odd episode of X Files....did I just say that?

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Are you a "touchy-feely" person? All depends on the day!

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Fill-in: It's not about how much you know, it's________. what you DO with what you know!

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What's your peak energy time during the day? I don't really have one right now...being sick SUCKS!

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When exactly do the cows come home? They'll be home before dawn... Don't ask me when she gets home, I don't have a clue!

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Cn yuo raed tihs? I can...YAY!

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My staff bull terrier is 9 months old he is adorable but when we get visiters he gets so excited jumps all over i do put him in another room but if they are staying a long time i cant keep him separated all the time has anyone got an idea how to calm him It's all about training!! You have to get him accustomed to having different people in the house. Separating him from company may only worsen the issue by elevating his excitement and curiosity.

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I think my 14 year old daughter is either smoking the green or having sex..this song was on her Mp3 player? What do you think? So...if she's listening to music that talks about killing people, is she automatically a murderer? Seriously though, if you're worried about it, talk to her! Making assumptions like that because of a song is only going to make problems, not help them!

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What do you always enjoy doing no matter how you feel? Taking pictures!

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How would you describe your family in three words? Certifiably Insane...REALLY!!!

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What do you dislike about yourself the most? My lack of faith/confidence in myself!

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Fill-in: I want to______every time I see you. Smile! :)

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Has life been kind to you? Not so much...but enough in the places that make it count I guess.

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Jewelry on men: yes or no? All depends on the man and what kind of jewelry. Some can pull it off...some can't!

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What would your last words like to be before you die? "I love you" In hopes that everyone who meant something to me could hear me say those words at least once!

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What do you miss most about where you used to be? The familiarity! I like knowing where I'm going and how to get there...seeing familiar friendly faces...my family!!

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Im doing a random sample survey on the people on AB that smoke/dont smoke-and the people that drink and dont drink. When im done i'll make a graph on it for school. Help me out. I do both...only drink on occasion.

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I am pushing 43 what age are you pushing? (your next age) 26...but thankfully I have almost a whole year to try and push the opposite direction! lol

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What were you doing before you came back to your computer? Adjusting the temp in my aquarium

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Do you have a family member with the name of Amanda, Lori or Kristen? Yep, Lori is my mom and step mom's name!

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So can I date your X? You can HAVE him!!! Keep him!! But I don't know why you'd want to!

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What's the most imaginative use of superglue you can think of? HAHAHAHA...I'm thinking using it to make a Siamese Twin is PRETTY interesting!

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Do you have anything half or step brother or sisters? 3 half brothers and a step sister.

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You have three desserts to choose from:Strawberry Cheesecake, Apple Pie, or German Chocolate Cake. Which is your choice? You had me at Cheesecake!!!!

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Have you remembered to take your medications today? Oh yes. Just got done sweeping, scrubbing floors and baseboards, and steam cleaning the kitchen floor! Muscle relaxers KICK IN ALREADY!!! lol

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True or False: I enjoy cuddling!? True, true! You caught me!

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Did you ever have to disect anything in biology class? what did you disect? worm, frog, cow eye, sheep brain, snake, fetal pig That's all I can remember!

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What food are you in the mood for right now? Hamburgers! haha (I can smell them cooking in my backyard!!)

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My question was answered "I'm not going to do the research, but I'm sure you can." Isn't that the point of this site? I find it more to get different views from opposing sides. If it's a simple question that can be answered with a little easy research yourself...it's just a waist of others time to research something you could just as easily, if not easier, find on your own. It's best not to take the easy way out and have them do the research you didn't feel like taking the time too look...

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Where could my cell phone be? I'm holding it ransom!!! BTW did you get that email?! Because if you didn't I am SO very concerned as to who did!!! Lol

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If you could have a license to do any one thing, no questions asked, what would it be for? Over rule retarded government decisions!!!

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What, in your opinion, are the three most offensive words in the English language? (Feel free to use asterisks.) c*nt, d*ke, n*gger

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What option or feature does your current vehicle have available, but you seldom ever use? I can run on ethanol... I guess I think maybe?!?!

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Wait... What did you call me?! I can't say it OUT LOUD...come here I'll whisper!

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How do you keep the "pests" away? This face...works like a charm!!

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What's a game that's not very fun to play? Pick on Kitt... Oh ok, sometimes its fun!

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Have you ever eaten Cream Of Wheat OR Malt-O-Meal? Cream of Wheat...and it tastes like gooey rice that is covered in sugar!! ICK!!!

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What do you look like? Apparently I'm not so sure anymore...I just went through 158 pages to find my answer so I could update...and can't find it! So...I'll answer again for her (she knows who she is!!) 1) Very recent...and very drunk 2) 80's night 3) My old specs 4) Blurry me and my new specs

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What is the strangest outfit you've ever seen with shoulderpads in it? such as a robe, nightgown, or i seen on ebay once a bathing suit! lol! Still killin me!!

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What was your last dumb moment like? You mean...it's only supposed to come in moments?!?!

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Firstr thing that comes to mind: Truth be told, I'm _____ miserable, confused and tired!

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How many loads of dirty laundry are in your house right now? One...I just did laundry today and have one load left. Seeing as it's 330am...I think it can wait until I wake up!

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Have you ever had a dropsy day? Seems I've dropped everything I've picked up today. Man I HATE those days!! They come hand in hand with constant frustration and irritability!! Oh and occasionally bruises...why does it ALWAYS land on my foot?!?!

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What do you take for granted too much? The simple pleasures in life!

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Do you buy new or used books? Was never really a big reader until recently but I buy used. I have a favorite little resale bookstore here and I won't buy from anywhere else!

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What makes absolutely no sense to you? Life...love... How in the heck we're going to sleep comfortably!!!

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What do you think of this statement" Is it better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not? I agree 110%!!

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When was the last time you were totally stoked on your life? ...................................I need more time to think..............................ok I'll have to get back to you on this one!

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Have you ever wanted something so badly, you could taste it? What was it? The vacation we've been planning for...HOW long now?!?! It tastes like....Fun and Freedom!! Yummmy!

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What do you think of the idea of legalizing marijuana and taxing it to provide a huge revenue stream that this country so badly needs? (Other savings and social benefits would include reducing the prison population as well as violent drug-related crime.) I'm all for it! Potheads are a danger to one thing and one thing only....JUNK FOOD! A world of relaxed laid back people rather than a bunch of uptight pricks!!

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Is there anything you'd like to set fire to? Oh yes...I like fire!! Watch yourself, I don't want to set us on fire too!

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Is there anything in your home that would make you very embarrassed if someone found? Oh I'm sure...ok ok I'm positive!!

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What language would you like to be able to speak (besides your own)? Italian! Wouldn't mind being able to have something to show for my 5 1/2 years of Spanish either...

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What is something about you that you are shy or embarrassed about sharing? I switched the glue on purpose!! PERMASTUCK!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Do you prefer fully-popped, or half-popped kernels? Partially popped are my favorite!

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Do you text while you drive? I will try to occasionally...but not often.

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LADIES: It has been suggested that more women would watch football (or soccer) games, if the players were more like the ones shown in the linked photo. Do you agree with that? Are these players ones you would enjoy watching on the field? Oh heavens no!!! Last thing I wanna watch is a bunch of penises flopping all over the place!!! I'm sorry, but I don't find sexual organs attractive at all!

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Many people hate feet. Do you? yes, Yes, and YES!!! Did I mention I HATE FEET?!?!?!

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Come on in, pull up a chair, what should we NOT talk about? Politics!!

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Do you have any bills on the www.wheresgeorge.com? Have you ever gotten a bill with the wheresgeorge words on the money? I've had some of those bills before but never "logged" them in. Does that make me a bad person?!?!

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Sometimes when my ex comes over, we fight a lot.. and today when i was about to leave his house he freaked out and punched through one of the doors at his house. we dated for a long time and he never hit me but he was very possesive. should i be afraid? Yes, you never know when violent anger will turn into abuse! I'd say it's time to cut ties with him and move on!!

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From whom do you recieve more text messages? My friend Kevin...he is a texting machine!!!

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It's Saturday night. What are you drinking tonight? Tea! lol Went out last night...VODKA!!! :)

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When I was 4, I wanted to be a hair stylist when I grew up. Can you tell me your earliest memory of what you wanted to be when you grew up? A marine biologist! I wanted to swim with/train dolphins!

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Name something pink that is around u Parts of a beautiful origami decoration a friend made me for my birthday! And my shirt! lol

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When was the last time, if ever, that you gave someone "the bird"? Last night! Hubby made one of his usual sarcastic male comments lol

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Okay, I have a 17 year old daughter who dials a time & temp number right after sending a text message. For some reason she thinks that by dialing any number will allow her responses to be delivered back more quickly. Any truth to this? I wouldn't think so...but my phone has a tendency to wait until the phone is in use to receive texts!

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A friend told me this strange story about something supernatural. I just couldn't believe it. Have you any experience in this? my hubby and I used to live in a house that was inhabited by the spirit of a young girl...and a cat! Our first night in the house I was alone inside hanging a shower curtain and I heard a little girl call "Mommy?!?!" like she was in the bathroom with me. I pushed the curtain aside and no one was there. We got a digital voice recorder and tried "contacting" her...and we got...

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What will happen if I smoke a cigarette? Supposedly you'll take 2 minutes off your life!

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Which cartoon character comes to mind when I say "cat"? Mickey Mouse... Ok there is SO a story behind this one!!

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If you were gay, do you think your parents would treat you any different? Would they accept you or would they reject you? Would you feel confident in telling them about your sexuality? I'm bi and I don't think my parents have a clue. I'm also 25 and married (to a man lol) so I don't really think it's any of their concern. If I were to decide to tell them...I haven't a clue how they'd react...it could really go either way.

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What is the name of the last book you read and what did you learn, if anything, from the book? Blind Alley by Iris Johansen...and I'm currently reading the next book in the series Count Down. I've learned some interesting things about forensic sculpting!!

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Do you deal with Spiders yourself or do you elicit help? I don't know that I would elicit help so much as scream bloody murder and demand help! LOL I have terrible arachnophobia!! However it has gotten much better as of late. I started a little self therapy and am slowly lessening the severity of my fear!

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How good are you at remembering faces? Why? Pretty good! I'm always saying.."I know that face" haha. I'm horrible at remembering names...but I can remember a face!! Why...I guess it's because I'm a very visual person.

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Would you go skinny dipping and maybe more with a s/o in this body of water ? (for the record i would) Um...YEAH!! lol

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Do you hate vegetarians? Nope, to each their own!

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Do you find it offensive if people tell you they include you in your prayers? I for my part have no interest in playing a role in their obscure rituals. No, I absolutely don't! However I'm curious as to why you care! Is it hurting you? Is it taking time out of your day? If you don't believe then you shouldn't care because in your eyes it won't matter or do a damn bit of good! I mean come on...someone is taking their time to care enough about you to wish blessings upon you. How terrible!!

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Do you dread that winter is coming soon? Not too much...I just moved to TX and am ready for something other than sweltering heat!!!

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If you were going to Broadway and were forced to choose between Phantom of the Opera and Wicked, which would you choose? why? Thanks all! Phantom of the Opera!! I missed my chance at seeing it in London and I'm still kicking myself for it!!

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Are you at home? Yep...just sitting here waiting on a call from work!

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Why are none of my AB setting set for them to email me.....Yet I have like 500 emails a day from answerbag? Happens to me too!! You mean AB has a glitch....NO WAY!!

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Do you think it's mean of me, when they send emails at work about donating to various charities, that I instantly think...."Nope, not happening."? (I donate stuff to Goodwill and Salvation Army....just no $$$...BTW) No way...I'd have the same reaction!! We have a hard enough time making sure ends meet and there's food on the table. If I give money to charity...that means I'll have to ask for charity from someone else or I won't eat!

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What was your favorite thing to draw/doodle on your book covers during school? I love ____ Ohhh I was such a girl!

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Does your spouse let you get away with a lot of joking around....How far is too far? I don't think me and my husband even have a line to cross... People often hear conversations between me and hubby and say "Man, you guys are so mean to each other!" and tend to think we really hate each other! But that's just the way we are. The line is...no low jabs at sensitive subjects!

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How much bull sh*t do you think I will have to take from men if I get in the construction industry (for being a girl and all)? Probably quite a bit...if it's not them acting like you're below them...it'll be them treating you like a big ol juicy hunk of meat!!

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How much flak would I get from the users of this website if I said; OBAMA SUCKS? No flak or argument here!! I'm right behind you on this one!! Just be careful and don't forget...Opposing Obama and his policies makes a us racists!! What a load of BS! OMG= Obama MUST GO!!!!!

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If life is a dream, What are you dreaming about? Struggling and hopes of a better future

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Is there term (legal, colloquial, slang,etc.) for when a woman purposely has a child for a man she is not married to so that he may support her? I guess that could almost be categorized as a Gold Digger?!?!

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Does bald eagle meat taste like freedom? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ok I think I almost peed myself! I hope that will suffice...I have no further information for you! :D

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When was the most recent time you played a game of NAKED TWISTER®? (I won't ask who won, because EVERYBODY WINS when you play THAT one!) I must admit...I never have!

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What is it that you rarely do now, but use to do all the time? Write...I used to love writing lyrics and poetry. It's been forever and I kinda miss it!

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What hobbies of yours, do you enjoy the most? Photography! I love the way the world looks through my camera lens!

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How can someone who is married advise someone to NOT get married without makng it look like they don't like their own marriage? I'm sure there are ways to try, but I don't think they would work. I would guess people are going to automatically assume that's the real reason no matter what you tell them to the contrary!

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I have noticed it more (especially since it has happened to me) that television and movies throw in infidelity quite often, as if it is so common. Is it really THAT common? Is this one of my naive moments? Perhaps you're having a naive moment...I see/hear about it everywhere!!!

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Are you good at keeping in touch with your friends? I didn't used to be...but I'm trying to change that now!

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Friends are worried about Jessica Simpson's downward spiral since a coyote snatched her dog Daisy. Are you? Hmm...let me think.... NOPE!

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Should "Emotional cheating" really be considered cheating?? It's just feelings you didn't act on, it happens! Nobody actually did anything wrong!! That's difficult! You can't help what you feel...I guess it depends on if it goes beyond feelings you can't help to actively thinking/fantasizing about another person.

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My wife and I started using olive oil for lube during sex, we love it and will never use anything else, we were diehard Astroglide users. Here is somemore info on this practice. Have you ever used olive oil for lube during sex? No I haven't...in fact I've never heard of it until now. I must admit...I'm intrigued!

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"My budy my budy, wherever I go he goes". Do you remeber this? OMG... "Kid sister...kid sister and me" I had hoped I had erased that from my memory for good...thanks a lot!! LOL

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I need 92 points to get to level 50, don't you wish you could give someone negative points that moved them further from their goal sometimes? Only when the evil personality comes out! But there's so many of them...you never know when it's comin! That's why they keep me in this straitjacket and muzzle!!

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Don't you hate it when you are winking at your wife that you want to have some alone time, when out of the corner of your eye you see one of your kids giving you funny looks? I don't have a wife...or kids! But I have a hubby! lol I think at first I would find it amusing...and after awhile it would start to get on my nerves! :)

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What is the return policy on mail order brides? You break it...you bought it!!! :-O

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Would you rather have 50 yard line seats at Cowboys Stadium or a luxury box seat at Yankee Stadium? COWBOYS!!! Which can get me into a lot of trouble seeing as I live in HOUSTON, not Dallas! But everyone knows the Texans SUCK!!

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Of all the photos available of baby animals anywhere on the Internet, wouldn't ya'll agree that THIS photo HAS to be, "the cutest of the cute?" [See the photo link, directly beneath this question, then say "Awwwwwwww!"] AWWWWWWW! Somebunny needs a hug!!

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Tonight I meant the nicest guy ever! We talked for hours, I am bartender by the way. I thought I met the love of my life until I found out he was married! Doesn't that suck? It's like meeting the man of my dreams....and then meeting his BEAUTIFUL wife! Isn't it ironic...don't ya think? Sorry, random song moment! That does suck, I'm sorry!!

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Who wants a bite of the Sillyville Banana? Well the Sillyville Monkeys of course!!

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Just curious, does your desk chair have wheels or is it stationary? No wheels for me...no spinning round and round...I have such a boring chair!

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What do i do my partne rof 10 years stays out all night,i cant do much except stay home as we have a kid,he goes out drinking and partying and now my kid is getting curious as to where her dad is Time to step up and do what's right for not only you, but more importantly, your child. You need to confront him and let him know that things need to change and if they don't you need to leave. You're daughter deserves a real man that will step up and be a dad, and you deserve a man that will be more content being with you than leaving you all the time to go party!

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What is the one thing your parents use to tell you but you never believed till you grew up and realized its true? Being grown up SUCKS!! lol

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What's wrong with you ? Were you dropped as a baby ! That's quite possible, but I'm guessing I am simply the unfortunate product of two certifiably crazy people!!

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I got really drunk flirted with some chic broke a window started a fight with my girlfriendwoke up in the drunk tank i was shocked with a stun gun i dont remeber any of it now my girl broke up with me ive lost everything any advice? Stop drinking and get a grip on that temper!!

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You know you're poor when...? you can't even afford to pay attention!

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If you drink tea, what kind, and how do you take it? I'm a big fan of mint tea! It's very refreshing when served cold on a hot day. It can also be very soothing served hot on a cold winter day!

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Is that you in my closet making all that racket? How do you expect me to be your knight in shining armor and save you from the monsters in your closet without making any noise?!?!

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Have you ever known a married "swinger"? They have what is called "open" marriages which means they sleep with whomever they want whenever they want. Do they seem happy to you or really sad? I know a couple who are swingers. The husband is the type of person who always seems "hard" and disconnected but his wife always seems happy and in love with life!

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Whats one great & one not so great quality about your best friend? She'll bend over backwards to help anyone in any way she can! You can hardly get a word in when she's around!

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Skip-bo or Uno? Skip-Bo!!!

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Are my old friends still lurking around? I missed you all! Would you like to see the newest baby ninja? OH yes PLEASE!! WB!!!

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You are sitting on a full bus. A very old man and a heavily pregnant woman enter the bus. No one else moves, so who do you offer your seat to and why? I simply get up and let them figure it out for themselves...I couldn't choose!

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Lets all congratulate the lovely Mensan, He's a Guru now! Way to go Mensan!! All that hard work deserves one heck of a party...so party on my friend, party on!

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When my 3 year old son throws a fit, I like to throw one back at him. It usually makes him stop. Does anyone else do this, or am I just mean? I've done that to my goddaughters...they would stop crying, look at me like I grew an extra head, then go about their business and forget all about the fit!

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Does anybody like books? I never used to...but I've turned into a big reader recently!

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Be honest, you bang the heck out of your shin on something walking through your house in the dark, what's the first word that comes out of your mouth? F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why some friends on AB females loves me and some comes closer to me as i have not shown my face to them.,but have touched thier hearts in answering thie questions? A true friend will love you for who you are on the inside...those who don't are not worthy of your friendship!

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On a scale from 1-10 how well do you like your feet? -200 billion! I HATE feet!!!!

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Will you hate me if I say I love your sister? I won't hate ya...but her husband might!

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Who was the subject of the last picture you took with your camera? My MIL's friend and puppy passed out together on the couch!

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Have you ever had a premonition of "impending wonderfulness," that was so overwhelming & powerful, that you can't describe it to others? For the past several days, I've had this inner feeling that something spectacular is gonna happen to all of us, soon. I'm not sure that I have... But I certainly hope you are right! I could use a little spectacularness!

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Can you even prove you exsist? are you sure your not a dream of someone else :)? If I'm a dream...I feel sorry for the person sleeping!

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GALS: Is the attached photo any way at all to try to sell a certain laundry detergent? Would YOU want to buy that? How about the detergent itself? [See the photo link below this question.] He's a dirty, dirty boy...that detergent must not work at all! :P

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Joe's mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter and who is the fourth? Joe

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I tied a string around my fingertip so I wouldn't forget. I forgot anyways. What was I supposed to remember? Another year and another one of my birthdays forgotten! sigh Worry not, you're not the only one!

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What is something that can be "delivered"? A baby...but not quite in the "pizza delivery boy" kinda way! Well, I sure hope not anyway!

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There are two sides to every... "what"? Piece of paper... I would say story...but they all have 3 sides!

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I am always there, some distance away, somewhere between land or sea and sky I lay, you may move toward me, yet distant I'll stay. what am I? the horizon

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What are you looking forward to least in the coming week? Why? Being alone with my mother-in-law!! She's not all there and just LOVES to find any and all ways possible to start trouble!!

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What can you hear at this very moment? Hubby's voice, his game, and the TV

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What acessories(other restraints) do you like with your straitjacket? ;D Ankle chains!! I'm getting used to the muzzle...but I miss biting!!

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So is your town big enough for both of us? lol ...that's a scary thought!!! lol

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Have you been a smoker for a long time? Not as long as some...but a long time for me!

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Who would you rather have(had) hocking your product? the "sham-wow" guy or Billy Mays. LOL! The Sham-Wow guy... Only because he has the best line ever in the Slap-Chop commercials... "Watch this...you're gonna love my nuts!!" ROFLMAO!!

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Cigarette smokers, do you like a cigar once in a while? Sometimes I enjoy the smell of a good cigar...but that's about it!

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How many arrests are on your record? Zero...and I'm hoping to keep it that way!

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Can you name the last fish you ate? Catfish...let's call him Meowzer!

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Do you know anybody having birthday in October? My best friend back home and my best friend from my childhood!

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What's stressing you out right now? Being in a new town and not having a clue how to "make friends"!

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If a fat girl falls in the woods, do the trees laugh? Ever so quietly amongst themselves! Hey...I was a fat girl once, I should know! lol

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What will you do yesterday? Probably the same thing I did tomorrow!

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Pina Colada's and what? getting caught in the rain!!!

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Give me one word to describe how you feel right now? lost

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Do you think of yourself as a mature, reasonable, responsible adult? mature...sometimes reasonable...I try to be anyway responsible...again with the sometimes adult...that one I couldn't stop lol

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Have you feel lonely? Like your friends try to avoid you? At times I do.

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Taking a vote! Yay or Nay? My GF an Ex-dancer, is trying to sweet talk me into letting 3 of her exotic dancer girlfriends move in with us until they can find their own place,I think it's just asking for trouble. I'll base my decision on the majority vote! Trouble...with a capital T-R-O-U-B-L-E!

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If you were a stalker on here who would you stalk? SHHHH...he/she is onto me!!!

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What is something people need to remember to "change"? The bag in the vacuum!

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What would it take for you to work for somebody else? If today is any indication...not much apparently! I offered to work at my favorite little bookstore here in town free of charge today! Not because I'm rich and can do that (far from really), not because I'm a fabulous person (ok well maybe I am a little...lol), because it's on the verge of closing due to a family member falling ill. I would rather work for free when I...

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WantsToTearYouApart has become a maestro. Will you join me in the celebration and congratulations? Your rise in level is one of MANY obvious signs of your supreme kickassedness!! Kick on girl, kick on!!

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Do you miss someone friendship? If so who? Oh yes, too many to list! For those who are on AB...I hope they know they're missed!

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What's a game show YOU never get tired of? Family Feud!! I LOVE IT!

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Shoulderpads: do you find yourself being constanly aware you have them on or do you not notice them? Oh I notice them...every time I bang my head from side to side into my shoulders I think to myself "I'm glad I didn't get the ones with spikes!!"

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Would you choose to be immortal? Never! I think it would be a miserable and lonely existence.

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So we're having a girl and we're going to name her Anastasia- Grace, (after my father's mother). What do you think? I think it's very pretty! Congratulations!!

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What's stopping you from doing what you want to do? Money and my own fears!

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What was your first paying job? Burger King @ 6.50/hr

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What might someone find in your garage? Anything but what they went looking for! Enter at your own risk!!

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It's Friday night, what are you doing, are you alone or with someone? I'm sitting here, as you can see, and the hubby and pups are running around here somewhere doing who knows what! lol

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Life is a journey,full of_____Could you please fill in? Road blocks, speed bumps, and potholes!

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Have you ever been so poor that the only foods you could afford to eat was top roman and potatos? Oh yes!

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Can you tell me a secret? OK, good! What is it? Oh ok... It wasn't my mom!! :-O LMAO

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What are your thoughts on this waitress insulting a 2 yr old? Wow...really?!?! I'm guessing they were hoping the parents didn't pay much attention to the bill!

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Do you prefer to be dominant or submissive in the bedroom? Depends on my mood...I like to change it up a bit!

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Why do you think I feel like punching someone right now? That's what happens when I'm not around!

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Does it feel good to punch someone in the face? I've never had the pleasure, but my husband swears it does.... If it's someone who really just freaking needs to be knocked down a step or two...sure!

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What would you do if I bit you hard enough to leave a mark? Get a little feisty and tell you to get the other side! hehehe

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How much do I owe your Mom for last night? WHA...I can't believe you chose my mom over me...that's low!

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Who is willing to work for me for free? You get to be in a zombie movie.... Ok...only for you! Just know that I will be plagued by horrid nightmares for the rest of my natural (and maybe unnatural) life!

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I guess it's just one of those days.....When is the last time you said this to yourself? Ahhh...all tooo often!!

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Do you hate attention whores? hey...HEY....OVER HERE!! Look at me...WHY AREN"T YOU LOOKING AT ME! See what I can do...you're not watching...SEE SEE, I DID IT!! Has anyone told you today how fabulous I am!?!?

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Do you ever get sudden urges? What kind? All kinds! Sudden urges to sing, to dance, to scream, to violate, to strangle...oh the list goes on and on!

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I'll show you mine if you show me yours....What do you say? I'm game!! Show me whatcha got!

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Will you enjoy the ride? If you come along...absolutely!!

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Who wants to play with my kitty? I can't see da kitty... :(

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I'm having a hot flash!! Any suggestions on how to cool down? Crunch on some ice chips!

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Is saying out loud "There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off" offensive? I suppose that depends on the sense of humor of those surrounding you. I would probably laugh!

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What is that in your pants? Not me...not right this second anyway! lol

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I have a vitamin B12 deficiency. But before I knew about it, I always craved the cereal Smart Start, which is a significant source of B12. My boyfriend thinks this is coincidence. What do you think? It's very common for your body to crave the nutrients you're lacking!!

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How old will you be in 2012? 28 near the end of the year.

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Alright,who was it? *points* Ignore the guilty expression, I always look this way!

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Parents: Would you ever force your child into a career that they wouldn't want? I'm not a parent yet, but I would never try to force my children into a career. My mom did that to me and it is part of the reason I didn't finish college! No matter what your child wants to be, high pay or low, they will be much happier and fulfilled doing something that they want and can enjoy doing!

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What major celebrities have made appearances on the US version of "Who's Line Is It Anyway"? Robin Williams!

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If your realy tired will your eyes start messing with you really bad? Yeah...they start to go in and out of focus. It makes me crazy!

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Why is it the one's we love are the one's that hurt us the most? Because a big portion of the pain IS because we love them. If you didn't care for them so much the hurt wouldn't matter as much!

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My ex is a _________________. cheater!

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What would you do if I told you that you are hott? Smile and say thank you!

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Does love really make us blind? YES...Yes...yes!!

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Would you ever tell someone that their gf/bf or spouse is cheating on them? I don't think I could stop myself from telling them if I wanted to!!

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Wine and _________ go great together. Cheese and crackers? I don't like wine but this is what my mom used to say when we were being whiny "Would you like a little cheese to go with that whine/'wine'.

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Name a movie you have watched that touched your heart. The Notebook Yeah I know...but something about a love so strong that, if even for a moment, it can bring someone back from the farthest unknown parts of their mind!! And they pass on holding on to one another...it's just beautiful!

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What can I do to impress you? Any impressing you could do has been killed by the fact that...well, you've been stuck to me for how long now? Yeah...I've seen all your icky bad habits!

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How do you react when you hear an unexpected knock at the door? Oh no...who the f*ck!! Not many people know where I live so any knock is almost always a bad one!

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Is there something that always gives you joy just thinking about? Becoming a mother one day! (soon??????????) lol

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Can you pop it like it's hot? :) I can pop it like it's something...don't know if hot is the right word to use there! ;D

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What kind of drunk are you? :) I'm a "mood" drunk. Totally depends on what kind of mood I was in BEFORE I got drunk!

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Have you ever been to Amsterdam? I loved it there. YOU SUCK!!! hahaha I've been plannin a trip there for 3 years...still haven't gone! (BTW...I accidentally hit the wrong button and DR'd you...I fixed it, but I don't know what damage it does. I'm SO sorry!!!)

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Do you really believe you shouldn't judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes? I don't think it's my job to judge anyone...no matter how far I've been and whose shoes I stole!

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What category would I have to ask a question in to get your attention? Is there a category named "HEY KITT, look at me"?!?!

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What do you have that absolutely no one else does? You...stuck to me like glue! hahaha

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What's the best advice you can give me? If you ever get out of this sticky situation...never EVER use superglue and duct tape with me again!!!

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Is there an upside to violence? Well...only thing I can thik of off the top of my head...some people get off on that sort of thing...ya know! That would sure give it an "UP side", if you know what I mean! ;)

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What are you most productive at? Procrastinating!!!

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Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Yes

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I say "Flavored Condoms " you say? Ew?

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My wife and I found out that our baby (due in November) is going to be another boy. Which name sounds better: Kyan Kolter, Kyler Kolter or Treyven Sebastian. (My last name is Tatum). Or should we use like Kyler Kyan or Treyven Kolter, etc. I am a fan of Kyler Sebastian

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Would it be ok to lie if it saves your relationship? If that's the kind of BS relationship you want!

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Can you make up an original never before heard of awsome super power?and if not wy do you think not No... My brain is lazy!

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I'm making a will. Do you want me to leave you anything? 2 pistachios, one peacock feather, 5 uncooked macaroni noodles, and 7 unmatched socks.

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What have you lost that can never be recovered? My mind!!!

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What are you going to do right after you get off the computer? Get back to my moving pains...cleaning, organizing, packing...BLAH!

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Are you presentable to the public right now? I hope so, or else I just offended a WHOLE bunch of people! lol

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What's the newest thing in your life that excites you? This Thursday I will be leaving the state I have spent my entire life in and moving 1,012 miles away! Excites me and scares me stupid all at the same time!

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How would you react if one day your car transformed into a robot and declared war on the Decepticons? Put down my pipe...I have officially smoked WAAAAY too much!!

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Adult ABers - Starting now, how long could you go without having sex? Not long at all...wouldn't do much good in the efforts to have a baby!!

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We should change "I do" in the wedding vows to "I___". Considering how seriously people take marriage these days... "I do...for today anyway"

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Television = Modern day babysitter what do you think? I think WAY too many parents see it like that!! It's the biggest load of BS and it really pisses me off, to be blunt but honest!

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Why do girls like older guys? Girls mature faster than guys do...some girls seek guys who are a little more mature!

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Is you faith in humanity shaken, or stirred? It's very close to non existant!

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Would you have the courage to get up and leave everything that your at to start a new life somewhere else in the morning? I'll be doing just that VERY soon actually! I've lived in IN my entire life (almost 25 years) and I'm getting ready to pack it all up and move to TX!

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Can I rub some sunscreen on you? Its getting hot in here? Please!! With this fair skin I burn so easily!

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Who's the last person that really hurt your feelings?My wife did about an hour ago. She didn't mean to hurt them but she did and now I'm not in a good mood. I'm sorry your down!! ((hugs)) The last person to hurt my feelings was a friend of mine. I just saw her, probably for the last time before I move out of state, tonight and she just seemed like she didn't really care. I'm sure she does though!

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My friend (who will remain anonymous) forgot his glass bowl over my house, and its really dirty. Can I put it in the dishwasher...is it dishwasher safe? I don't think the d/w is a good idea! Besides...why waste a perfectly good smoke from what you can clean out of the bowl! If it's a decorated bowl remember, once you clean it any color/decoration could fade!!

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On AB, dou you really care what your ranked on the site? Never pay attention!

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I'd love a beer right now. What is your favorite local brewed beer? There's a place here called Big Dogs that has this stout called the Tailwagger. Its good beer! I don't like beer. I've been drinking Vodka tonight...YAY vodka! But if I had to pick a beer it would be Lindemans Framboise! Mmm mm!

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Sillyville is having their Annual Hot Bikini Contest for Their Much Loved State. Rules are that you Represent Your State Well..I am already Miss Ohio. What State Are You Miss Hotstuff? Houston...we have a problem! I can only find the top half of my bikini! XD

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Do you think that people opposed to abortion rights are primarily motivated by religious reasons, or do they just want to exert control over women? We are simply against the murder of innocent life...how terrible of us!!

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My doctor told me I have a sty in my left eye and i dont know how to get rid of it because i've had it for like 2 years. and i doubt the rag over the eye will work.My eye is closed more than the other and i feel it. How do I get rid of it? They have medication you put on it. Stye cream...

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What is your biggest unfulfilled goal or dream? Becoming a mom.

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What's in the bottle? It used to be Vodka...but someone dranked it all gone!

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On a scale of 1-10 how cynical are you? I don't know...but I'm up there!!

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Is it ok for a 16 year old to call their Mum, Mummy? What age should you tell a child that it is Mum, not Mummy? Or never? I'm almost 25 and still call my mom momma and my grandma grammy!

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I say banjo, you say ______ "I got blisters on me fingers!!"

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When is the last time you looked at your paycheck and thought "Wow I don't make very much".I just looked at mine. Every paycheck I got from my last job! I think there may have been ONE that was over 25 bucks!

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What do you hate? Just one thing....a subject, a person, a phrase....Whatever...just give me one thing that you absolutely hate... Just one?!?! Really, do I have to... sigh I hate politics!

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Have you ever been to an open casket funeral? I'm pretty sure I've only been to one that wasn't open casket and that was my grandfather's, he was cremated.

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Do you like your S/O's toes? EWWW...no way! I think ALL feet are disgusting!

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Please tell me if you think this is awful. My daughter got a brand new backpack 1/2 way through the school year. She tore it up. I'm making her use it till the end of the year, even though she has her new one for next year. I find it rather refreshing to hear of a parent that actually puts their foot down and makes their children learn lessons rather than giving into them at every turn because they don't feel like dealing/listening to it!! She'll learn not to tear up her things next time!

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Have you ever visited Finland, France, Ireland, Italy, Germany or Porugal? France and Italy!

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Damn i am hungry , i could sure do with a _____________ right now Medium Rare Filet, baked potato loaded, and a salad with Italian dressing!!! YUM!

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Are you crazy driven or driven crazy? Driven crazy!!!

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In what way are we ALL hypocrites? What ONE (or more if you can think of any more) hypocritical trait links us all together? I know WAY too many people that live by this philosophy... "Do as I say, not as I do"

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Does it seem a little stupid when people ask questions online about killing themselves? I always think why aren't you asking a professional? Call a suicide hotline! Does anyone else feel the same? In my opinion...it's simply a cry for attention from someone that is considering suicide...but highly unlikely to go through with it. Looking for someone to talk you out of something that you would have done already if you were serious about it...just says I want the attention. According to everyone else we are horrible and heartless. Apparently they've never dealt with the...

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What's the worst thing you could say when they call you because your friend used you as a job reference? "Her...work...*hysterical laughter*"

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There used to be a thing-maybe it was a toy of some sort-that was sold in the eighties. It had a soft exterior and it was filled with water or some sort of jelly-like substance. They were extremely slippery/hard to hold on to. What were they called? I know what your talking about and, of course, now I can't think of the name to save my life.... URGH!! I guess this isn't so helpful...sorry!

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My wife stated she was with 48 guys. I told her if that were true I'd leave. The next day she comes to me and says that she counted carefully and it was 12, 48 is how many she dated. Any thoughts? She is very trustworthy. My thoughts... #1. If you really love her, it shouldn't matter #2. If it mattered enough to the point of you threatening to leave...you should have thought about asking that question LONG before you bothered getting married in order to avoid that problem. #3. If she did lie, it's no ones fault but yours. She tried telling you the truth and you treated her like filth...she...

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What is something you lick? Well.... I'm sorry I got lost in a visual...what was the question? LOL

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Have you ever met anyone with a really strange name? I went to school with a girl names Pache Pronounced Pay Sha

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Does someone owe you something? A few someones...I'm not holding my breath!

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Could you ever handle being in a tri-fold relationship where there is one man and two women? Like on Big Love.... I could and would, but only not in the mormon sense. We would all have to share EVERYTHING! I guess that would technically be the perfect scenerio for a bisexual woman such as myself...I could handle it as long as there were very strict rules in place. It's a little more complicated since I am married!

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Are there zombies on your lawn? Is THAT what those are?!?! I kept wondering why we had so many scarecrows but no garden!!

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Something silly that kids are afraid of! Does this have ANYTHING to do with me running away from spiders?!?! What is wrong with a 25 year old woman being afraid of spiders?? lol My goddaughter used to be afraid of the sound the bathtub makes as the water drains out.

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Something that you might find yourself running away from Spiders...eeeeeek!!

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I need these words translated into English, please: "ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang." (They are in the attached song clip.) If I am gonna say them to a babe, I would LIKE to know EXACTLY what I am saying. Listen to that song carefully... Now, what do you REALLY hear when they sing that part? I hear "ooh ee ooh ah ah....wanna wanna bang bang"

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How do you spell the word that "etc" represents? eg farm animals including cows,sheep, chickens etc et cetera

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He said, "let's watch the ball game"...she heard, "............."? "Shut up, go get me a beer and make me some nachos!"

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Pick up a book and the first word u see on the left page and the first word u see on the right page make up the name of ur rock band. what is it? Twisted Ridiculous Hmm...

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What would you do if your s/o only had one sexual fantasy, to have a threesome with you and another person of your gender? That is one of his fantasies...along with almost every other male on the planet...and I'm bisexual, so not totally against the idea!

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Why would a small child eat sand? Could it be a sign of some sort of deficiency in his diet? I knew a girl who ate sand and craved chalk while she was pregnant and it had something to do with a mineral deficiency I believe...I would consult a doctor!

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I am a lesbian do you still like me? You're sexual preference makes no difference to me. Besides, it wouldn't be right for me to judge you when I am bisexual!

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Sometimes i have trouble sleeping at night, would marijuana help with this problem? It has done wonders for me and is better than getting hooked on sleep aids!

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Why do girls presume iam gay do you reckon its because i have good manners and too polite could i be gay without fancying men im so confused im 19 never had a gf and just wanna kill myself? Women are bitches!! (I'm a woman, I can say that) They'll sit around all day long and tell you how they want a nice, sensitive, caring (blah,blah,blah) man yet when given the option they will choose the arrogant, womanizing asshole almost every time! Especially the ones around your age range! Keep your head up and your eyes open and soon you will find a maturing woman who will...

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What is your favourite movie featuring dinosaurs? The Land Before Time!! "I flied?!!?" "No, you falled!"

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Got a Minute? I have lots of them...you can help me procrastinate even more!!

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Salty or sweet? Sweet...

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Look around yourself, what is the first book you see? "The Face of Deception" by Iris Johansen

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Do you know what blood type you are? I have no clue. I remember I'm type O...

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I'm doing a servey to see how many people on Answerbag have tried or is currently smoking Marijuana...Just say Yes or no if you do. Yes...

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Get out of my dreams, and into my ____________. world. It's much scarier I assure you! muahahahahaha

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That's just fine or that should cause an outrage? Should cause an outrage...sounds fun!!

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What Transformer are you? (Take quiz please) Bumble-Bee you like to hang out party and have a great sense of humor

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Was Michael Jackson sexier than Elvis? Michael Jackson...SEXY!?!?! I think I just threw up a little!

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Cake or chocolate? Chocolate cake!!!

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What are your thoughts on the obesity problem in the U.S.? If people would learn to stop stuffing food in their faces and get off their butts and exercise...problem solved!! Let's stop pointing fingers at the food...it didn't get up and force itself down your throat now did it?!?! It's called self control... Granted there are medical conditions that make losing weight difficult....DIFFICULT, not impossible! I deal with one myself...

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I'm going on vacation today for 10 days. When was the last time YOU went on vacation? (part question, part letting y'all know what's going on with me) Yay vacation! Have way too much fun, and throw in some extra for me! Last I went on vaca was in April, spent about a week in Texas...and within the month it looks like I'll be moving there!

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Would you describe your thumb as green. If not, what? No way!! When it comes to plants...I have the thumb of death!

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What's you favorite drink (alcoholic or, if you don't drink, non-alcoholic)? VODKA...throw in some sprite and a splash of cranberry...oooh buddy! Amaretto Sours come in a VERY close second!

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What are your feelings about snow? It's beautiful...as long as I'm inside where it's warm!

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What three letter word begins with "c" ,has "a" in th middle and ends with "t"? DOG!

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My wife said because her son isn't home we can't take my son out to dinner, it wouldn't be fair to her son, do you think that's right? That's ridiculous! Her son is out so yours can't go out and enjoy dinner with you? I'm sorry, that's not ok. And after reading a comment...it's ok for her son to go out with you alone, seems to me SHE'S playing favorites! After thought...if she's going to be like that, I say take your son out to dinner yourself and let her worry about herself!

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I seem to never be on when AB is "busy"... does that mean you won't hang out with me? :) I think that means YOU won't hang out with US! :*(

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How would your mother describe you? A disappointment...selfish...who knows.

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Is it wrong to sleep in the nude? How many people do it? Why would it be wrong? I do it!

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Who would win in a fight? Burt or Ernie from Sesame Street Def. Burt...you can just see all the stored up rage! He'd lose it and explode before Ernie knew what hit him!

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Why does Michael Jackson like twentyeight year olds? There's twenty of them...duh!

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Married men: What do you expect from your wife ? It seems to me once you get married you want someone who will clean all day, cook, iron, wash clothes, take care of kids, work, and never complain about it ! please shed some light. I'd say ok then...go get yourself a job and I'll stay home all day and take care of the house!

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Are you crazy? VERY!

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Your kid lies to you. How do you handle it? Do you make excuses for him/her, tell yourself "everyone does it" and shrug your shoulders? Do you accept telling lies as a normal part of being human so you excuse it? Or do you expect your kid to be truthful? Yes, everyone tells lies now and then, but that doesn't mean we should teach our kids that it is ok. If we want them to know that being honest is the right thing to do we have to teach them. Allowing them to lie now means they will continue to do just that!

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I have lived with my girlfreind for 3 yrs. I do not pay for anything except occasional groceries and dinners out. She now wants me to start paying the bills. I own another house and my money goes to that house. Why should I have to help her? Why should she have to fully support your ass? If you don't want to help out move yourself into your other house and let her find someone better!

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Does AB sometimes feel like a job, to you? A fun job...but the pay is lousy and the medical benefits SUCK!

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I've heard there's a drink called "SEX ON THE BEACH", though I've never ordered it or tasted it. What are some other "sexually" connotative drinks out there and what's their ingredients? Oh you'd be suprised...here are a few... Blow Job 3/4 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's) 3/4 oz. Kahlua Top with Whipped cream Screaming Orgasm 1/2 oz. Amaretto 1/2 oz. Creme de Cacao, white 1/2 oz. Triple Sec 1/2 oz. Vodka 1 oz. (light) Cream Absolute Royal F*ck 3/4 oz. Vodka (Absolut) 3/4 oz. Whiskey, Canadian (Crown Royal) 3/4 oz. Schnapps, peach 1 splash...

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Can you find the owl on the u.s dollar bill? where is it? Front of bill...decoration around 1 on top right corner...side indentation on upper left corner of decoration...he's tiny as hell and nuzzled in there in the dip by the leaf.

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Do you allow yourself to feel or have you mastered the art of desensitizing? I do both...usually not by any decision of my own!

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Is it me or is it an Answerbag glitch? Given it's track record...I'm going with AB glitch!

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What's so great about the good ol days? Things were simpler then! The more time goes on...the more complicated and complex everything becomes!

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What would make you disown your children? It would never happen!

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When you're taking your driver's license road test ... what would be a really bad thing to say to the tester when he or she gets into the car with you? Just mumble to yourself "the brake is on the right, the brake is on the right, the brake is on the right..."

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Do you own a vacation home? Seriously...I'm lucky the current roof over my head isn't cardboard!

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What don't you like about the beach? Getting sand in places I didn't even know I had places!!

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What don't you like about the country? The only time I don't like the country is if it's WAY far from civilization...and by that I just meant stores, entertainment, doctors...

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Why do you think that so many of today's doctors are so hesitant about telling people that they are terminally ill? Because I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who would LOVE the chance to sue a doc because they DIDN'T die!

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Do you ever feel like you have gotten lost in here when most of your old friends have stopped dropping in on you just to say, "Hello"? Yes...but what can I expect when I quit coming around for long periods of time!

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What is something you are desperate to get rid of? My inability to get pregnant!

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What is a good souvenir to purchase when you attend a baseball game? Go to a BASEBALL game and get yourself a BASEBALLcap! yay!

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I don't have any tattoos...but...seriously...can you fall asleep while getting one (or 56)? Especially on your face? There is no way in hell you could sleep through getting your face tattooed...unless your really messed up on drugs or something! That girls dad is an idiot for believing it!

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My daughter went to the cinema last night to watch "Transformers". A man suddenly stormed out, came back with an usher.The man then repeatedly swore at her for talking to her friends. The usher told them to be quiet or leave. Is that reasonable? He shouldn't have cussed at her...but the simple fact is, if she was talking she shouldn't have been and that man was every bit within his rights to do something about it. The usher did his job...if they can't sit and watch the movie without talking, they don't need to be there disturbing everyone else who paid to see the movie too!

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Have you ever misheard lyrics before? For example, I first thought Dido was singing "I won't poke my eyes out and surrender" instead of "I won't put my arms up and surrender" in her song "White Flag". My little brother used to go around singing "Do it like a lady" (dude looks like a lady) When I was younger I used to sing.."Give me the Beach Boys" (Give me the beat boys...drift away)

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My daughter has told us she is gay....When does the hurt go away? When you accept her for who she is and care more for her happiness.

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Who is the closest person to you right now (as in physical distance)? Hubby...so close I could touch him! Ewwww! lmao

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Its only been one Day but is Anyone else "SICK" of all the Michael Jackson Questions? OMG ME!!!!!!!

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Would you ever try acupuncture? One of my doctors suggested the possibility of acupuncture for my back problems...I laughed at him! I hate needles, it's hard enough getting me to let you put one in me...no thank you!!

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Married men: What do you expect from your wife ? It seems to me once you get married you want someone who will clean all day, cook, iron, wash clothes, take care of kids, work, and never complain about it ! please shed some light. Makes me laugh...any man who says that too me is gonna have fun living in filth and starving!

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The question is: What is bothering you now? Answer in the form of a question. What do you care!?!?

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People killing each other, hurting each other, using each other, lieing to each other. I can't explain why we live this way. Is it enough to make you go crazy, are you amazed you haven't yet? Shows what you know...I didn't have to go crazy...I was born that way!! It truly is sad though!

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How often do you cook dinner for your family? A lot more lately now that I have found that I have a knack for cooking "with my nose"...I love to play with all kinds of different spices and cook by smell!

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When did you last have to comfort someone? Yesterday...when my 4 year old goddaughter pegged her 2 year old sister with a toy....right between the eyes!

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What are you Doing Under that shade tree? One of my favorite things...just being with nature!!

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My boyfriend just broke up with me!..Why? Why? Why? He found out about us...oops! =P

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It's time to check everyone's ID. What proof of you being you do you have? Simple...no one in their right mind would even want to PRETEND to be me!!

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Did you learn something new recently that you would like to share? I learned a bit about forensic sculpting (where they take a scull and sculpt what the face would have looked like). How they determine length and width of facial features, tissue depth, that sort of thing. Did you know the distance between the centers of your eyes is about equal to the width of your lips (corner to corner? Or that the length of your nose is about equal to the length of your...

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Ladies:Have you ever had a guy just whip out his hard cock in front of you without warning?how did you react to it? Hubby thinks it's funny to do that all the time! I pretty much call him a pervert...occasionally it works out to his benefit!! ;)

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When's the last you felt everything was under control? .....I can't think back that far! lol

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Do you love yourself enough what would others say? Probably not...everyone tells me I need to learn to love myself!

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How does music help you get through the day and what kind of music do you listen to Music helps me feel and let out my feelings in a healthy, fun way. I listen to just about anything!

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If you were limited to one choice of breakfast for life, what would it be? TRIX!!! Yumm!

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Are you a very animated person? Apparently not...

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Whats there to do on a 7 hr flight? Movies, music, books, craft/hobby (ie crochet, knitting, cross stitch etc), sleep, write...

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Will somebody please scratch my back!? This straight jacket is the pits! Can i get my back scratched? I'm afraid our hands are tied *mumbles to voices in my head*...behind my back. I guess we could use our muzzle *meow* but that would look funny! Besides, porcupines are green!

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What are you feeling right now?... HOT...ugh!

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Did you go visit your father today, for Fathers day? No...he's in Georgia and I'm poor!

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What do you want right now? I want onion rings :P A purpose... Happiness Peace of mind

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Do your parents still talk to you like a kid, and how old are you now? My mother does...or did rather...to the point that if I wasn't doing what she wanted, when she wanted, and how she wanted it she wanted nothing to do to me! What makes it even worse...I'm married and almost 25!

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Men and Women, What on your body right now, Definitely needs to be WaXeD? Nothing...I don't wax! But it's about time to get the razor to my legs..

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Name a song that asks a question. See my answer for example. Will you still love me tomorrow..

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Name all 4 Ninja Turtles, their master, then your favorite turtle and why. Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael and Master Splinter. I don't remember who was my favorite I just remember LOVING TMNT!!!

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Do you know anyone who likes writing poetry? Several, myself included!

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Do you have names for some non living items in your house? I have a teddy bear who's name is JP

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Rock or HipHop/Rap? Which do you prefer? Rock!!!

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In my opinion, most of the people on AB are too fast to whine, complain and insult because someone says something they don't agree with.What are your thoughts on that? I agree...they don't want a diversity of opinions...they want the opinions of people who agree with them! I think the main reason people ask controversial questions is so they can attack and DR those who see things differently and pat the backs of those who side with them.

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Today, i saw a bunny get hit by a car, it was one of the sadess things i've ever seen, whats the sadess thing you've ever seen? My grandmother breathe her last breath.

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What do you think about this "stud" guy? He is 29 and is the father of at least 21 kids from 11 different women I think we should see how big of a stud he thinks he is when the only way he can say he has balls is if he carries them around in a jar with him!

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Your choice - Blondie or Pat Benetar? Pat Benetar!

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My mother and I are fighting, should I still see go see my family for Father's Day,even though I know she doesn't want to see me? Father's Day is about your dad, not her. If she doesn't like it she can get over it because you should still be there for your Father!

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CONGRATULATIONS! NASCAR is Sunday at Infineon Raceway and you've just won your choice of: sitting in the best grandstand seat or driving Jim Inglebright's car or riding shotgun in Jim's car or $2000 cash! What's your pick? Give me the money...I can drive around in circles any time!

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What word do you hate hearing? moist...it makes me wretch! I don't even like seeing it!

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How would you describe your memory? Failing!

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If you won 10 million dollars today, what do you think the next week would be like? Next week would be me treating all my friends in Indiana to a FABULOUS time before I got the heck out!

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Is there something that really bothers you to think about? Many things!

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Would you describe yourself as family-oriented? Extremely...recent events have, however, made that increasingly difficult!

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Do you always try to be the best that you can be? I'm gonna go with "most of the time" on this one!

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How did we get ourselves into this mess in the first place? You wanted to use superglue...I insisted on duct tape...and now here we are, superducttapeglued together!

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What makes you so cool? I've got central cooling in my home. Your turn. I like to eat ice cubes!

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What do you smell like? What do you think I smell like? :) I smell like me...and just a wild guess...but I think you smell like you!

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How well do you socialize with others? Whether on this site or off of it. Pretty well...it may take me a while to "warm up" around new people though.

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What else, can a condom be used for? Gum!

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Who would you like Handcuffed to your bed? Johnny Depp (eye makeup and all..mmmmm) and Eliza Dushku...what a night!

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Have you ever kissed a dead body? Yes, I was there with my grandmother as she passed...many of us were! After a moment of silence we all took turns saying our final goodbyes, and after I did I kissed her cheek for the last time. Although...I don't like that I just referred to my grandmother as a "dead body".....

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Have you ever fallen going UP the stairs? Are you kidding?!?! I can trip over the pattern in the carpet!!

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Tell me anything, please? Anything darling...anything!

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Where were we? hiding under the bed...shhhhhhhhhhhh

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Someone you like but don't know very well has just texted you the following message: "You are crazy about me. You are in love with me." What is your response? Am I now?!?! How nice of you to let me know...

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Which is better, a blunt or a bong??? Bong bong bong...all day long!

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Do you go out of the house on a regular basis with no make-up on? Only when I don't want to be bothered...tends to work great for scaring people off! haha

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What was the best death scene in a movie in your opinion? Paris Hilton getting a pole/rod through her head in House of Wax! Makes me giggle EVERY time! muahahahahahahaha

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Ladies: No disrespect here, just curious. I found out that a company once manufactured the "Nipple Bra" (See link) . If you could, would you wear one? I spend a lot of energy trying to make sure that DOESN'T happen...people really do it on purpose?!?! Eeek!

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Do you know more happily married couples than unhappily? You know...it sure doesn't seem like it...

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What's the last sound you heard that startled you? The power kicking back on which made my smoke alarm give off a shockingly loud "BEEP"!!

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Can you get a California Tan if you are wearing a StraitJacket..Brought to you by: The Padded Room? I'm thinking our straitjackets aren't very tanning friendly! We should do something about that!

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Have you noticed the number of humourless people on Ab? Why do people on here take everything so ridiculously serious? Speaking of humor...upon first glance at your question I thought it read "Have you noticed the number of homeless people on Ab?..." Needless to say I was thoroughly confused! Anyway... To answer the real question, my mother always said "Every party has a pooper" lol

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Women: why are we so competitive and distrustful of each other? Because there are way to many sneaky, conniving wenches out there that are just in it to get what they want and they don't care how! It's sad...but it's true!

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Do you know what your parents think of you? My mother recently disowned me for living my life my way instead of hers. I know my dad loves me...but I think he kinda feels like I'm a disappointment!

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When was the last time you seen a straitjacket? where? Oh come on...don't tease! You know they never let me out of this thing! XD

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Haven't we been here before? Aw man...I knew I never should have taken directions from a one legged, half brained, three eyed, buck tooth, elephant eared, midget, circus clown!!!

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How many girls are looking at this question?How many boys? Girl here...last I checked anyway! LOL

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Whenever my boyfriend and i have sex, he doesnt stop until he "comes". I understand the concept of "blue balls" but does he have to push it like that? Or, does this mean he's in it for the sex? ...um unless he is physically hurting you by continuing until he's satisfied...this is a COMPLETELY normal practice!

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Can you name something you see as beautiful that others may see as ugly? Opossums!! I get so much crap for the fact that I used to have a pet Opossum...but how can you hate that face?!?!?!

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Do you love Kraft Macaroni & Cheese? I saw a comedian talking about how much he loves it and now I want some. I'm an over grown child...of course I LOVE Mac N Cheese!

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Is there any signs of intelligent life on Earth? Some may claim that...yes! I haven't seen much evidence to support that theory...

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Did you take typing/keyboarding in school? I had to in middle school

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Shiver me timber, I done rubbed my eye with my HOOK hand!!!...now what? Now you have an eyeball stuck on your hook! You're just racking up problems here aren't you! XP

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My bf/fiance (5.5 years, we have 3 kids)... does not respect me. He feels since he works, and I'm at home - he shouldn't have to do anything! He only buys groceries 1/2 the time. Tells me what to do/how to do it, including discipline w/ kids. Advice? He sounds EXACTLY like my friends hubby...he will never change. Hopefully your man will be different. I would simply tell him..."When you decide you want to be involved in the house work and helping raise your children then you can have a say in how it's done. Until then...I do it my way!!"

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Can you make your blue jeans talk? Or do your S/O's blue jeans talk? At risk of sounding conceited...that would be me. (I get lots of compliments on my bum) Hubby has a great butt but you can't tell that well through baggy blue jeans!

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Do you believe it is human nature to sin? Yes I do.

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What's your artistic ability and do you use it to benefit others? I sing...and crochet if you count that!

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How many times do you get irritated in a day? Lately....I can't count that high! Not sure what my deal is but it's turning into being constantly irritated at myself for being irritated at nothing!

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Food is __________.? A necessity that I wish was unnecessary!

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I am thinking of a song but can't remember how it goes, from what I remember it goes "your gonna die gonna die gonna die for your government, and were here to save you from that" or something like that... do you know the name of it I can't remember? Upon my search this is what I came up with Anti Flag, Die for the Government #3 on the list here http://consequenceofsound.net/2009/01/23/list-em-carefully-top-10-albums-of-1996/

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Where is my remote control... I have 200 more channels to go and my finger is tired and the button on the front of the reciever is almost worn out? Ask the dust bunnies...it seems they've assembled a mass army under your couch!

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Is answerbagging in silence not as fun as while listening to music? Only makes a small difference to me, but that's because I can't think/read/hear at the same time! LMAO

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Hourglass, square, mushroom, circle, triangle, or define your own shape in the answer? Diamond...I have a few pointy edges but they just add to my character!

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As pure as our intentions are in telling other people how to behave they are still hypocritical usually... agree or disagree? Definitely! It's easy to spew advice out of your mouth...following your own advice is a whole other ballgame!

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What do you think we should be doing about pedophiles that are repeat offenders....Apparently jail time is not working. Remove the instrument that feeds their sick desire! and they STILL won't let me give you points..it's a conspiracy!!

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I bought my son (he's about 15 mons) one of those back-packs with a leash....Do you think I am a horrible mother? Before I may have frowned upon it slightly...but this day and age there is no such thing as too safe! It gives children a little freedom to explore and feed their ever growing curiosity while keeping them in the safety of mom/dad's watch! Besides it helps them start to gain a sense of independence early...all that holding can lead to one needy clingy child!!

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What do you wish someone else can do for you? Feel my emotions...or at least take half, they just overwhelm me all the time!

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Did you grow up in the Country? (farm, ranch, mountains....anything but city life) I grew up in a small hick town...you could consider it country I suppose...definitely far from city life, that's for sure!

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Do your dreams take you to a place you'd rather be? Oh yeah! But it's not very hard when I'd rather be anywhere but here!

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Immigrants should have to assimilate & take your values. How do you feel? Take my values, no. Do they need to come and respect the rules, laws, and regulation of the country and not expect it's people to conform to them, hell yeah! If it's that important for them to be here then they shouldn't be a lazy asses and learn the language while they're at it!

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Its your Birthday! What have you always wanted and never gotten that I will now get you? Send me on a month long vacation to Europe!! Oh how I long to go back...and I've only visited once! Truth is, you're not too far off, so you have until Sept to save up! ;)

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What would you do if you wanted to memorialize a loved one who passed on; with a tattoo, and after it was done it looked like this? LINK: http://www.uberpix.net/wp-content/main/2009_05/epic-failure-tattoo.jpg Wow...that's all I can say...wow! It was a difficult picture to go from I'm sure but...wow!

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My friend and I are going WhiteWater rafting for the first time. I hate the water but, I'm trying to be a good sport about it. Can someone tell me how Whitewater rafting is? A once in a lifetime exhilarating experience that I would probably never repeat! It's worth giving a try if for nothing else other than to say you've done it. I'll tell you my story after you get back... lol

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Do you want to smack people who vote for nonsensical "candidates", like Kermit the Frog, upside the head for wasting their vote? When it gets to the point to where you'd rather choose Kermit over the candidates...then PLEASE vote Kermy! They could always be like me, and I feel the bashing and DR's coming, and just not vote! When it comes down to picking crap or even more crap...I'd rather not bother! I keep out of and as far away from politics as I can!

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Websites always recommend a strong password, is a password formatted like this $KxMe2&4 strong enough? It was great...until you just told everyone! :)

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If you could take all the skin that Joan Rivers had taken off due to facelifts, what would you do with it? humor welcome Make it into toilet seats and put them in the nastiest public restrooms!

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Isn't part of a good prank, claiming responsibility for it? Yes...after a while anyway....but I'm telling you it WASN'T ME!!!

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If you knew of a teacher who was constantly teaching grade school hungover, would you say anything? Well yes, this person is responsible for the education of our children and it sounds like they might be an alcoholic!

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Do you have a love song to share tonight? Mine is shared in this link. Here is the one I find playing in my head the most recently...

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Thoughts on the movie 'The Hangover'? Haven't seen it but from previews my thoughts are... "Great, just what we need, another spin on dude where's my car!"

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What is the most comforting thought you have? Currently...it's knowing that I went about it the nice, easy way first. I didn't go that far until I was given no other choice. Whatever happens from here...I did my part to keep it from having to go there!

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If i could take you there, where would we be? Anywhere but here is perfectly fine by me!

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How can I be expected to remain friends with someone after I saw them punch a small dog, very hard? This person has been a good friend to me but I just can't condone cruelty to animals in any way. The guy weighs 18 stone and the dog was a Jack Russell You can't and you don't! Well, I wouldn't anyway! I never understood why people think picking on poor innocent animals makes them look bad ass...it makes you look like a pathetic piece of shit!

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How do you think you come across to most people? Kind but strange

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Does your heart ache right now? Horribly...I never imagined my own mother could do such a thing...especially to her own daughter!

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You go to a fancy restaurant (the kind with floor-length tablecloths) and during the dinner, your leg gets pinched really hard. You look under the table, and there's someone sitting down there. What would you do? I would exclaim...and probably loudly..."WTF do you think you are doing"

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Ladies does this look fun? i would love to swap with her!! SEE PIC BELOW. HEY...where did you get that picture of me!?!?! LMAO

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Is there any comfortable way to screw in a light bulb? Seems like there wouldn't be enough room. Wow...it took me a minute but I SO get it now!

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Have you ever run around like a chicken with your head cut off? WAAAY too often! The people I used to work with would look at me strangely until they got used to the fact that...that's just me!

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What is the safest way, to dispose of expired prescription medication? Take them to the nearest pharmacy...I believe they'll dispose of them safely for you there!

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I was walking home and I almost got hit by a car, he did not stop at his stop sign. I tripped and dropped my umbrella at the same time he was going through and if not for about a half second I would have been hit. Im really shaken up and crying, normal? Oh completely normal! That must have been terrifying! Just give yourself time to sit, relax, calm down and don't forget to breathe!!

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Started a new job this week...and the dress code states that high heels have to be worn for at least 6 hours of each day. Is this legal? I can't be certain but to me that screams sexual discrimination...unless the men have to wear heels too, in which case that's just plain hysterical. Sucks, but hysterical!

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You're asked to "turn the A/C up", does that mean that the temperature in the house will now get warmer or colder? Colder...if you turn the A/C up it will run more therefore cooling the house more.

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What color is your electric razor? Invisible!!

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Has anyone seen my puppy? Last time I saw him he was heading for the bathroom, said something about going to "freshen up"? He had a hot date with my beagle/basset...don't worry she'll have him home before dawn!

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When you answer a question on AB, do you give pts. to the question asker when you answer it, or do you wait until you think they gave you pts.? I give points when I answer! Not like you can ever tell for certain that the asker gave you any points at all!

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Fill-in: Let's all_____before_____? (use as many words as you like) Let's all chill the heck out before I duct tape you together and make a hood ornament out of you!

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Have you ever been arrested by the police or any other law enforcement agent? If so, were you put in jail? No I haven't and I'm tryin to keep it that way! lol

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What would a bumper sticker for the back of your dog say? **WARNING** I have gas and I know how to use it!

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What did you hug last night?( pillow, s/o, etc) My pillow!

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What color pants are you wearing? Brown

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You are introduced to a female who is wearing a tight top and has "very" nice breasts which steal your gaze instantly, and obviously. Do you apologize, or move on hoping it wasn't as obvious as it probably was? Move on...not all girls react well to another woman looking at them and it can make for a really awkward situation!

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How old are you/ do you act that age? 24, pushing 25 and man I hope not!

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Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? Yes...for some reason when I get ill and vomit I tend to vomit so hard that I pee myself.

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Do you like your vegetables one at a time? Or are mixed vegetables ok with you? I'm down with some mixed veggies!

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Should immigrants be deported? Illegals...yes absolutely!!!

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Do you hate Smokers? Why? Nope...I are one!

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What is the one hobby you have that could be considered "Geeky"? Umm...crochet?

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Have you ever been bitten during sex?Like hard enough to break the skin?how did you like it? Bitten yes, to the point of breaking skin no, do I like it...yes! I think I like to be the biter more though :)

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Who is the "black sheep" of your family? What makes them so different? Given recent events...that would be me!

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Is laughter really good for the soul? I don't see how it couldn't be! Always makes me feel good!

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It seems to be a new thing on AB, to gang up on people, provoke, & when someone retaliates, the gang gets them kicked off. Why? Those people have no lives and nothing better to do with all the extra time on their hands.

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Are you threatening me? (humorous answers please) I am threatening you...with a good time! Who can argue with that!?!?!

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Am I missing an eyebrow? Ahhh...those guys! :)

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Damn i got__________ today? no green!! :(

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Have you ever thought that your birth was a mistake? Yes...my parents divorced when I was an infant, my mom will be the first to admit she never should have been a mother, and my dad says that if it weren't for him I would have been aborted.

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Fill in: I am not your __________; I am the ___________. I am not your MOMMA...I AM the wife!!

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What's the last thing you lost control of? My temper...it's getting harder and harder to keep a good handle on it these days!

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Have you ever traveled abroad?Where? London, Paris and Rome

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What should you never tell to a naked woman in bed? Could you just...you know...pull the covers back over yourself?

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What kind of person attracts you like a magnet...? The strange, creepy, dark, mysterious type! I'm an odd one... ;)

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Can someone make me feel like a kid again? Stop touching that....I SAID stop touching that...WOULD YOU STOP TOUCHING THAT!!! No....no.....NO....I SAID NO! Wash your hands and your face...you're filthy! Is your homework done...I'll turn off those darn video games!!! No, you don't need any candy. You'll ruin your dinner! Ok, I've HAD it!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM!

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What is the most random object around you? A sticky monster hand...

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Which of these names do you prefer: Isabella Olivia, Ellie Rose, Ivy Isabella, Arielle Elise or Violetta Camille? Ellie Rose or Isabella Olivia! I think I like Ellie a little better though!

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Which do you prefer: Tea, Coffee, or Hot Chocolate? Sweet tea and keep it comin please!! Mmmm Mmm!

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How many people use your realf faces on AB( real pictures) and how many people use cartoons, icons,etc? That there would be my face...if I were gonna pick a fake one don't you think I'd have found someone better lookin?! :)

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Do you prefer fabric or leather sofas? Fabric

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Out of curiosity, when you hear the state "Wisconsin" mentioned, what comes to your mind? Cheese...

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At what age could you go off walking by yourself without your parents being worried? I started walking to school in first grade...I grew up in a small town and it seems we were always out running around with our friends.

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Do you often feel like a caged animal? How long have you felt this way? Oh my goodness yes! I've felt this way for...a while anyway!

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Basically, I have tried to fulfil my ambition of having a child with my wife now for 10 years, but I haven't impregnated her once. She has a child from her previous partner, so is it something to do with me? PLEASE ANSWER I really want kids with her. Sounds to me like you need to talk to her female doctor about the problem and possibly see a fertility specialist to find out what the issue is. It could be a number of things!

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Ladies:Would you rather be called "fat" or a "slut'? Fat

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Do you hear birds chirping in the morning? Sometimes...it's a wonderful sound!

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How would you fill in the blank? Welcome to Answerbag, check your ____ in at the door? negativity!

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How did that nail polish get on my mouse? I was trying to make it pretty for you! You don't like it?!?! :(

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Are there many things you would like to say to someone but don't know how? Oh yes...several people actually

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Can you make anything that tastes restaurant-quality? According to the hubby it's my Parmesan crusted chicken and my pot roast.

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Do you have a ticklish spot? No...I have LOTS of them!

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Did you say it ... or just think it? Knowing me I thought it...and then saw all the faces staring at me and realized...ok maybe not! lol

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When was the last time you roasted marshmallows over a campfire? Has to have been a good 4 or 5 years ago!! That makes me sad!

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The good thing about him being gone for three days is ... what? AHHHHHHHHH...room on the bed!

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He's the boss ~ why does he have to go? Oh hun, we only let him THINK he's the boss!

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Do you have a cocktail shaker in your house? Somewhere...it's a memoir from our wedding night :)

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What if I just keep asking questions? I'm never going to get rid of this "i've been thinking too much" headache! If you start to see smoke coming out my ears, would you mind grabbing the extinguisher and a glass of water!?

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Do you have as much fun being an adult as you did being a child? No way...how I'd love to get back a little of the young me!

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When did you last make a new friend? I made a new AB friend just yesterday!!

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Is there a song that causes you to speed when driving? (When you hear it, you HAVE to press down on that accelerator?) Video included... Include yours. (Use link if embed doesn't work.) ;-) I have found that I love to drive fast when I hear Twisted Transistor but Korn

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What are you approaching soon? My birthday...25!! Eeek!

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I really love to be kissed____________________. Seems perfect the way it is. I might add a few !!!!!'s ;)

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Have you ever used a wheel chair, crutches, walker or cane? Crutches...

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Try typing this sentence with your eyes closed, "I love you more than words." How close did you come? I love you more than words! Had to have the exclamation point...

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How hard is it for you to control your evil side? How often does it creep out? I used to have a pretty good handle on it...but lately it's pretty much always lurking around!

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Do you have a pen handy? Will a Bic permanent marker do? It's an ultra fine point!

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How old is your oldest brother/sister 29

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I know a person who says, "age should never be considered while building up a relationship" but ,everytime she hunts for men half her age and when questioned, she replies,"I'm not attracted to men who are elder to me".Can you explain this strange theory? Here's her logic, I'm assuming anyway. She likes younger men that's why she's saying age shouldn't matter. She doesn't think she should be "frowned" upon for dating out of her "age range".

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What is your favorite place to just sit and think? Outside...just me and nature in all it's wonder!

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What is your most unhealthy/dangerous addiction? Smoking...ick

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Does it bother you at all when you see people marry outside their race or culture? No. It doesn't matter what color we are, where we come from, or what we believe...we are all people and deserve to be loved.

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When i don't eat fr a few hours (which doesn't seem that long to me) I get really fatigued, naseous, blurry vision, and a headache....Is something wrong? I would think I should beable to go a while after eating breakfast, but I can't? It sounds like you could be diabetic! I third those blood tests!

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I'm getting a border terrier/schnauzer.....I need good names. It's a boy. What do you think some good/unique names would be? Name him D-O-G If you say them together quickly it's a really cute name and clever too! hehe

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I can't tell how the economy is affecting me, I just know I'm broke ALL the time.....How has the economy affected you? I'm jobless and REALLY broke all the time. As opposed to working my crappy last job and just being plain broke most of the time! lol

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Do you find it embarassing to borrow money from someone? Yes...it makes me feel like I'm beneath them!

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Do you think mothers should still be able to go out and party after having kids? Hell yes!! Responsibly of course, not all the time, and for goodness sakes...call a sitter!!

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On a scale of 1-10 how hot do you think you are? I'll go with 5. Not bad to look at if you have to but nothing too spectacular. Average...that's me!

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My husbands best friend just proposed to his g/f and bought a decent ring...but now he is holding it over her head...i would give it back and tell him to F*ck off...what would you do? Almost the same thing... Keep it and tell him to fuck off! Muahahahaha

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How do you make new friends when you are no longer in school and don't like the people you work with? I DON'T KNOW...why do you think I have no friends! :P

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Do you like being in an "altered state of mind" due to drinking or drugs? Sometimes, it's different for each...just have to be in the mood.

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Can I go home early? No way...You're stuck with me until WAY after hours!

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Have you reconsidered my proposition yet? Yes Payton and NO you cannot share my panties with me!

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Have you ever spit in somebody's drink or food and never told them about it? EWWWWWWWW, no way!

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Do you enjoy the weekend more than the regular week? It's the same ol shit to me!

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Do you miss your dad? I miss my dad every day. There's someone alive and "well" in his body, but that man hasn't been my dad in a long time!

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A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this? He confused himself with his mirror self...silly boy!

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My sister just had a baby out of wedlock with her boyfriend of 3 years. hes going to school at at art institute in another state thats far away. theyve been having problems and are thinking of splitting up...should i say something? Yes...tell her congratulations and that your niece/nephew is beautiful...and no matter what happens you are there for her!

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Did you have exchange students in your high school? A few, yes.

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Has AB banned smoking like everywhere else? LOL! *lights up* Can I be in trouble now?!?!?!?! ;D

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What was the first animal you saw today? My dog

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What's the first thing you think of when I say "Yaz"? Damn annoying commercials...

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Who would you _________________ ??? XD paint purple and go skinny dipping in chocolate pudding with?

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According to the quiz - what is your darkest secret? What is it? http://www.quizgalaxy.com/darkest-secret-quiz/ I'm a fan of Tom Arnold...

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My mom wants me to be a nurse, but i have not interest in that field! should i go for my interest in business or mass communications or go with my moms idea? Do what you want to do, mom's not always gonna be there to make decisions for you and YOU are the one that has to be happy with them for the rest of your life, not her!

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Do you let others put their hands between your pillows? ; ) Nooooooooooooooooooooo, MY pillows! lol

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Do you like getting kisses on your neck? It depends on my mood...but usually, yes!

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Ladies: If I looked in your closet, what is the naughtiest item I might find there? A Santa hat that has "I've been naughty" painted on it and a little outfit to go with it ;)

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What keeps you from doing a disappearing act? Not much really...

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If you have to choose between glasses or contact lens what would you choose?(because both have advantages and disadvantages) what is best? I chose glasses...why, contacts bothered my eyes. What is best is whatever is best for you...try them both before you make a definite decision!!!

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I found a blue gel cap with "Tylenol PM" written on it, what is it? OH NO...RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

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I need a free Haircut....could you do it for me? I could...you may not like it, but I could!

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If she's got Bette Davis eyes...how did she acquire them?...was it a theft?...hand-me-down? She only borrowed them for the length of the song...they've been returned to their rightful owner...only slightly scathed!

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Is being high all its cracked up to be? It's different for everyone...I guess it depends on what your looking for. I smoke to relax, it hasn't let me down yet.

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Who could it be on your family tree, who sits at the top, and throws acorns at people down below? I don't know who is doing that but it surely isn't anyone in MY family!! We ARE the nuts!

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If you could, would you save a big ragged snarly stinky possum from being shot? Not keep, just save? YES!! I have a heart for those little critters....I used to have one!

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Lets just say,that a guy(who likes you and you like him back) offered to go to you're house and he asked for your phone number and you gave him the wrong number.Was it OK to do that? Umm...wrong or right is irrelevant because it simply doesn't make any sense!!

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Which country have you spent most your life in? Right here in the good ol US of A... Can I go somewhere else now?

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How do you usually start your days out? Grumpy and unmotivated!

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I have to pee really bad, but i am too lazy to get up lol...What do you suggest? Hmm...borrow one of the baby's diapers! lmao!

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Where are you from? Good ol Indiana... :P

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how douchey would I look "holding" a comb in my chest hair? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...I'm sorry, what's the question?!

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Would anyone like to trade lives for a day or two? I need a break. Oh...this would be a helluva break, let me tell ya!

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Who is on your list for celebrities that you can stray from your spouse with? Do you have a list at all? John Cena, Johnny Depp, Eliza Dushku and Zoe Deschanel...for starters! lol

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If Tara Reid and Lindsey Lohan got in a cat fight, who would win? ME!! That would be freakin hysterical!

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What would you rather be doing? I'm ABing and listening to music waiting for quitting time so hubby will come home and we can get this friday started! If only I had someone to talk to lol

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How old are you turning next year, and what is your "sign"? Next year I'll be 26...GASP! I'm a virgo.

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How would you rather die, drowning or on fire? I have a terrible fear of suffocation...either would be pure torture!!

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Would you have a problem with adopting children and never having any of your own even though you're able to? Why or why not? I used to say no, not because I have ANY problem with it...I just didn't think that I could do it. But now that it's becoming painfully clear that it may REALLY never happen...I'm rethinking that!

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What pets do you have and what are they called? A 3 year old beagle/basset named Annie and a bunch of guppies and platy with no names!

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If someone close to you died would you choose to see the body or remember them how they were? I've always chosen to see...I'm not sure why. Even with my grandmother, I was there with her as she passed and I still had to see her at the funeral/showing.

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At what age did you stop trmming and taking good care of your "private" hair? Or are you still doing the upkeep? I usually keep it trimmed or it bothers me!

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Have you ever been kept out of the loop? You mean...you CAN be in the loop!?!?! Aww, man!

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Dont stop me from ________ singing

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A lot of people call me _______?(fill in the blank ) CRAZY!!!

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What's your car name? (brand name/Model) Dodge Stratus

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How would you welcome me if I accidently crashed my van into the living room of your house? With arms wide open! Mostly because I'd love the company (don't mind the mess. after all, you made it) and because you have serious skills to crash your car into the second story!!

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If I had a ________________ I would be much happier. A real friend...I'm so damn sick of all these half-assers!

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Putting politics aside. . . . .when you're in another country (other than your own), do you believe you should abide by THEIR "mode of operandi". . . .or do you feel they should bend toward how YOUR beliefs are? If you are entering their "territory" then you should abide by their laws/rules/regulations...and learn THEIR language!!!

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What can we learn about the ocean's motion from the birds and the bees? If the ocean can't get the motion, it doesn't matter how big/little the dinghy is...this bird is finding another bee to sail with!

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What is the first thing you do in the morning after you get out of bed besides turn of the alarm clock? Put clothes on so I can take the dog out to potty!

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Do you have positive or negative impression about people with tattoos? Tattoos don't make any difference to me...I have a few myself!

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How many hole-in-ones have you had in golf? If by hole-in-one you mean how many times have I gotten a ball IN a HOLE...one is a fair guess, but I fear you are overestimating me!

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What is the appropriate tip for a hooker? Get a real job/Use protection...and lots of it!

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Do you pay over $2.50 a gallon for gas in your area? Sure do...last I saw it was barely under 3 bucks a gallon!

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How many years have you graduated from high school? 6 years...wow, really!?!

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On a scale of 1-10, how hot are you? I...dunno! In my opinion...I'd say a 5. Not horrible to look at but nothing to write home about.

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When you're ill do you prefer to be alone or do you want someone to look after you? Usually I want to be babied...depends on what kind of sick I am!

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Have you ever tried frozen grapes.. They're yummy. :) Never even thought of that...now I want one!

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Is dating pointless in high school? Absolutely not! I think it's the first start of a very important process! It's those relationships that help mold our ideas/visions of our perfect mate. Each new relationship is a learning process and you'll learn more about you and what you want out of a partner with each one!

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Is it supposed to do that? It didn't do that before I let YOU use it!!

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Females: What is your reasoning for wearing heels? (assuming you do) Just like the way they look on you? Do you like how they feel? Both? I hate heels, avoid them when I can. When I do wear them it's because I like the way they look...they kill my feet!

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How do users keep up with all their sockpuppets? I can't even keep up with my socks most the time, much less if they had puppets! lol I couldn't do it...some people have way to much time on their hands and need to get a life!

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What should I not ask you? Don't ask me to tell you how I'm doing/feeling today. Most people don't want an honest answer to that question, and I'm having an honest day!

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Are you a happy little Vegemite? I'm not a happy little anything... :(

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Did you vote for George W Bush in both elections? Nope

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Do you sometimes hate being a nice person? Heck yes I do. It's a nice way of saying "everyone's doormat"

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Would anyone be willing to make a commitment to add a comment with every DR that you give out? Sure...but it won't do much good since I don't use that minus button

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My husband is going out od town for the weekend...What are somethings I can do to keep busy??? (We usually spend a lot of time together, so I don't know what to do lol) Sounds like the perfect opportunity for some quality "mommy and me" time! Or you could come visit me. My hubby works all day and this house gets so lonely! lol

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Do you have to dress up for church? I'll dress nicely...but not always in a dress/skirt!

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Why did you name yourself as you did for your user name? i.e. I named myself Geezer because my name is Guy and some people call me the French version Guy (Gee) and I'm getting older now and some people call me geezer so.......there you go! Kitt- one of my nicknames, short for hubby's "pet name" for me tastic- because I'm fantastic! lol Thus was born the beginning of a new era of fantastic, it's.....Kitt-tastic! LMAO

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What did I forget this time! ME!!!!

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What do think contributes most to overweight children other than fast food? Parents not knowing when to tell their kids no and bribing them with food to behave/clean/study.....

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Do you get freaked out at night if you're home alone and its dead quiet??.....................................BOOO! Just depends on where my mind wanders off to!

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Have you ever been terminated from a job?Do you think you deserved it? I was just fired from my job not too long ago! Did I deserve it, no not really.

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What, if anything, ignites your temper immediately? lies...big or small, doesn't matter!

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How long has it been since you`ve had a photo taken with both of your parents? Wow...it's probably been almost 24 years!

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Finish this sentence: "You make me want to ________!" take my hamster to the beach

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Are you a skirt or dress person? what do boys prefer on a girl? Neither...but if I had to pick one it would be skirt.

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My ex-wife (whom I dislike) is dating my half brothers ex-girlfriends Dads second cousin twice removed..should I care? ...ummmm, no?

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Is cutting a teenage girl's hair short appropriate punishment under any circumstance (in this case for poor grades, lying anf not following through on promises)? What?!?! That is ridiculous, absolutely not!

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Will you ever convert to my way of thinking? I tell you what...I'll agree to not try and convert you if you do the same for me!

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Are you skinny, fat, or in between? ...I guess I'd be in between?

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Did I just see you driving by my house? Man, it took you long enough!!! I've been driving by for 8 hours waiting for you to notice!

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Do you like the petname your S/O has for you? sure, it's not bad.

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Is a single incident of domestic violence a good reason to divorce? (My wife hit me last night and I am moving out today) I don't care if she hits like a sissy girl and a 3 year old could have hit you harder...there is ZERO excuse. Male or female, doesn't matter, no one should live with that!

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If u will have a baby, but by u/s he/she seems to be dysformed, will u abort him/her or accept the will of the God? I would love the baby all the same and do the best I could to give it the best life possible!

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What's the 4th letter of your first name? L

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I'm honking my horn at you because you are so hot!!! What do you do? Wonder if it's because I'm so hot or because my pants were on backwards! :D

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Do you feel lonely often? If so, why? Most of the time...even when surrounded by people!

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When I read my paper this motrning I saw your name in the front page head line.....what was the story about? You read it...I'd rather not relive it if you don't mind! ;P

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Does your bathroom have a shower, a bath or both? Both

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What would you call the stage of life you're in right now? And it shall be called... the "Beautiful Disaster" stage! One heck of a pretty mess! haha

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How would you manage without a car? Same as I do now...by using hubby's when he's not using it for work!

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Fill-in: My______has seen better days. sanity!

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Is the grass greener on your side of the screen? I highly doubt that my friend! We're searching for better days! :)

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A recent study found that Eating too much fast food damages children's performance at school. Do you think this knowledge would change parent's thinking on how they feed their children? Well, considering that they don't seem to be too concerned with their child's health...I don't see them being much more concerned about their education!

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Have You Ever Gotten a Blister from Wearing your Flip-Flops To Long? Oh yes...I've spent many a summer living in my flop-flops!

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Do you like that microwavable bacon? Don't think I've ever tried it.

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I found a plastic baggie full of pills,They were blue, green, yellow, red and brown and they all had WW imprinted on one side. Any idea what they were? Damn faulty MnM's!!! I hate it when I get a freakin bag of W's!! ;D

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If you mowed my lawn and I gave you a $100 bill, Would you keep it? (just an average size lawn) I would ask you how much change you needed.

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How many times have you been married and would you do it again? Once...and I'm fighting to keep it that way :)

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Every time we are short on money, we take from the schools, what kind of future are we leaving our children and grandchildren? Well heaven forbid we should take any money away from movie budgets, pro athletes, singers/musicians.....Then how ever would we entertain ourselves!! And they really sit and wonder why we're getting dumber as the years go by!

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Do you like your onion raw or fried? I don't like my onion!

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How would you describe your eye sight? not so perfect

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Whom is your house wears glasses, do they wear them all the time or just for reading? Hubby and I both wear them...all the time!

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Some parents withhold Internet use as punishment for their kids. Do you agree with this? Absolutely! The only exception being for research/school related needs!

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Ouch! What did you do that for? Puff, puff, PASS...get it right, I'm dying over here!

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Are you a morning person? That is so far from true! lol

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How many beers have you drank this week? Zero, Zilch, Zippo!

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Ok so your allowed to bring ONE item only into your padded room. Whats it gonna be? PICKLES!!!

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Could anyone loosen up my Strait Jacket? Sure *fiddles with straps* Oh, you said loosen...oops! muahahahahahaha

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I am Mob Boss of the Shoulder Pad Mafia. Me & some of my, uh, associates are looking to recruit some new blood for the family. We like to keep our hands clean when we can. So, what kind of special talent do you have that our Mob may find beneficial? Ay, I ain't seen nutin, heard nutin and I dun know what yer talkin about...capiche?

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I'm in the padded room,and have to stay for two weeks-can someone feed my cat??* Just make sure I have my muzzle....or I might eat all the food! *coughmeowcoughchough*

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Can I laugh and talk to myself in my Padded Room? Why talk to yourself when you've got all the great voices in your head? Laughter is necessary!

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Are you sometimes sad without a reason? Yeah, unfortunately!

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If your pet sleeps in bed with you, do you allow it to sleep under the covers? If it gets really cold she'll sometimes sneak under the covers after we fall asleep. Other than that she really doesn't care to be covered up other than sticking her nose under the blanket occasionally.

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I just can't control my ___? my mouth, when I'm pissed off....unless I REALLY have to.

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Which one of these is NOT true about me (I will give points in 30 minutes to all who get it right)*I live 8 miles from my mother*I am doing a degree in marketing*I prefer dogs to cats Hmmm...You look like a dog person I can't decide between the other two. I'm gonna go with...you don't live 8 miles from your mom.

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Do you need to wear eye glasses to drive? Yep, sure do!

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If you are a bisexual male or a bisexual female or a gay male or a lesbian is there anything that heterosexual men and women do or say to you that annoys you the most? It has to be the comments about how lucky my husband is! URGH!

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As a devout Christian, do you still succumb to the Satan's guiles and temptations once in a while? Of course, we all do. It's all part of being human. We can try, but we'll never be perfect!

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Would you rather die and come back as a ghost who cannot interact with anyone or anything. Or a hideous zombie who can but will infect people they come into contact with? I'd rather be a ghost...I don't want to spend my afterlife petrified of myself!

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Do you ever wear the shirt you wore during the day to bed at night? I used to, but very rarely anymore....but that's because I prefer not to wear anything to bed! :)

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One of the finest people I've ever met in my life was a janitor who worked in a building where I worked..how important is what a person does to you? Do you think a person's job defines who he/she is? What a person does doesn't matter as long as they are content and they give it their all! What you do obviously becomes a part of you but it does not define you!

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Are you; under 25, 25 through 50, or over 50? I'm still in the under 25 category....barely made it though!

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A murderer is condemened to death, since he has pleaded guilty to the charge he gets to choose what way he dies. he does so- yet he is still alive, why?...how? He chooses to die of natural causes/old age?

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What tale would you tell to others to bring hope or inspiration? I'd tell them the story of the time I was hospitalized (17yrs old), told I wouldn't live to make it out of the hospital, and if by some miracle I did I wouldn't walk again...and a week later I got up and walked out of the hospital. Even after that I had another similar injury...and I'm still alive and walkin!

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Do you ever dream that you are either flying or naked? You know...I rarely dream about either. In fact, I don't remember EVER dreaming about being naked...

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Do you look down on people that are poor or homeless? Only the ones whose only excuse is laziness!

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What is your relationship with your computer? I hate it...it makes me angry! BUT...every once in a while it comes in handy and entertains me momentarily!

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Have you filled out the "About me" section of your profile page? Why/Why not? Ish...it's pretty lame but I never know what to say!

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How do u tell how old a member is? When i signed up for this site it asked me my DOB but i don't even see where my info pertaining 2 that is. Ask them...I don't think there is any other way.

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Do you have a T.V on your living room? I have found that it's better for me to keep my TV IN my living room. I don't like having to climb to the roof every time I want to watch something!

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Has anyone ever complimented you on your voice? Yes, singing and speaking.

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Has anyone here NEVER gotten a ticket? I'm 24 and haven't gotten one yet! (knock on wood!!)

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I just broke up with my bf of 10 months and i just heard he told ppl we're over ,now i dont go around telling ppl .. what is wrong with him? YOU ended it, so why do you care who knows or who he tells? There is no need for him to go around keeping it a secret, he has every right to let people know and move on with his life.

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What comes to mind when you think of the movie "Dirty Dancing"? HECK NO!! It's only one of the best movies ever!!! IMHO of course! ;)

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Have you ever eaten at 5-Guys Burgers and Fries? What did you think? I am even now basking in the afterglow;) I haven't...but I've been trying to decide if it was worth a try! I guess this means I need to go...NOW!?! lol

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I've been out driving five times in total. Each was about 10-15 mins..except this last one where I drove 40 mins home. And I didn't really do anything bad. Switched lanes good, turned good.. everything...If I was your child, would you have let me do that? Yep...there's no way you can learn if no one will give you the opportunity to get behind the wheel!

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Purple, or Green? Hmmm...really depends on the shade of both colors. But most likely purple!

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Do you ever find yourself humming? Every time I say I'm going to try and find myself...I can't get me to get lost first! lol Seriously though...never been much of a hummer, I would rather actually sing!

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Think of a famous Movie and replace one of the words with Sausage...? :) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sausage

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If you are married, which of the following anniversaries do you celebrate: anniversary of when you met, of when you started dating, of when you got engaged, of when you got married? Our wedding anniversary!

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If in an emergency situation in Italy, blood transfusion from an Italian speaking person was put into an english speaking person, Would the English Person be able to speak Italian? Uh...really? No, sorry!

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What month is your anniversary with your S/O? February

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Are you afraid to donate any of your organs (in the event of your death) or to donate your body to science because you fear "they" (the medical community) might deliberately let you die because there's a "secret" worldwide bid going on for them? Wow...hadn't even crossed my mind and I've always answered yes to the organ donor question!

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If, by all reasonable opinions, a woman is beautiful, and she admits as much, does that make her refreshingly self-aware or an obnoxious wench? It all depends on the way it's presented. There is absolutely nothing wrong with knowing you're an attractive person...just don't be an obnoxious wench about it! lol

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I asked this question in the proper category with no luck.maybe somebody here can help.I'm having problems uploading pic. to a/b any takers willing to help me out?It would be greatly appreciated. thanks! Last I heard (and the last time I tried uploading myself) it's been a common problem around here. Just another one of the things AB can't seem to fix!

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Did you had wine today? I try not to drink wine as often as I can!

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Can you be my lover? That wouldn't be very nice of me, seeing as how I'm married and all.

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I am wearing a green tank top with dark brown capris today. What are you wearing? A pink t-shirt and panties ;) lol

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Is baby talk good for babies? No it teaches them to speak improperly!

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A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you? Do you honestly think that amusing?

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Why do anti-abortionists pretend to be pro-life when in fact they hate doctors? Really?!?! Why do such small minded people assume that because ONE person of a certain belief does/thinks/believes something else...that they ALL MUST be the same!?!?!

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Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be ____? liars!

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Do you like where you're at with your love life? Hahaha...no.

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Would you spend the night in an abandoned mental hosptial? Sounds like fun to me, where do I sign up?

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O.K. A classic Hot dog with all your favorite fixings, Or Hamburger with the same. What better in your mind? Hamburger

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Why Dogs Make Better Friends Than People? They don't talk, so they never lie!!

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What will you never believe in? him...

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What do you get when you fall in love? A pain in the ass and a whole bunch of heartache!

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As a kid did you enjoy coloring in coloring books? I did...still do on occasion!

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Is it true or false? I fear it's true...

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When is the last time you smoked a cigarette? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long ago!

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When you ask "Is it ___ or ___" and someone answers "No", does the No refer to the first or the second option? If it were coming from me it would mean neither one!

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How much do you rely on your watch? I don't have one...if that tells you anything! :)

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If you could make someone fall in love with you, knowing that that is not their true feelings, would you do it? Never, why cheat myself out of the chance to know/feel true love!

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Is there a movie you saw as a kid that scared the little socks right off of you? And perhaps scarred you for a while? Some of the older Zombie movies my sister used to watch. I still can't watch those kinds of movies to this day!!

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What do you think of this statement? "Abortion is premeditated murder" I absolutely agree, 120%!!

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Is there a restraining order only for restraining against communication between that person? What you want is a no contact order.

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If you had $50,000 drop into your lap would you buy gold or silver? White gold...I don't like "yellow" gold.

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On your job, do you work with the public or in a job that does not deal with the public? With the public...and I have to be nice to all of them, they pay my bills! lol

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Have you named your vehicle? Not the current one...but I named my first car! His name was Ahnold.

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Do you go out of your way to be nice to people, or to be rude? I'm generally just nice...until I'm given a reason not to be.

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There is a storm rolling in here. Do you like storms? I love a good storm, especially at night! They relax me and help me sleep!

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Funniest movie quote gets a cookie! "We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow. I think we better back up." See No Evil, Hear No Evil

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What type of flowers are we most likely to find in your garden? Dead ones!! Lol...I can't keep plants alive to save my life! But if I could you'd find lilies...and lots of 'em!

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Do you like me?Or would you like to see me leave?Just curious. I don't believe I've had the pleasure of interacting with you, but I think it's safe to say that I wouldn't wish for you to leave!

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Did you play Mad Libs as a kid? Oh yeah, I still like to do them occasionally!

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Salt or Sugar? Sugar...but not too much!

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What color is your computer's speakers? silver and black

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Why are Pot Smokers and Marijuana Users So Lazy? That's quite the generalization. I work my ass off thank you very much!

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The Pink Panther, or The Smurfs? The Smurfs!!

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What's your best-tasting weird sandwich combo? ... for me-it's toast with raspberry jam and bacon I love a good peanut butter, lettuce, and mayo (miracle whip) sandwich!

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If you could time travel where would you go and why? I would go back to where things made sense...wherever that is... Why? Because I'm over the mess of chaos that is "now"!

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Do you ever snort when you laugh? If so, does it bother you? Sometimes if I'm laughing really hard! Then it only makes me laugh harder...which makes me snort more...it's a vicious cycle!

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Blueberry Muffins? Corn Muffins? Or Bran Muffins? Now that's just not fair...who can choose between blueberry and corn muffins?!?!

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Can a nurse practitioner or counselor prescribe medication for depression? I've had nurse practitioners prescribe me medicine before...

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Would you become an alcoholic if you found out that someone you knew personally never actually existed? No...I don't really care to drink all that often. But it sure would answer many of the lingering questions I've had...

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Will you join me in congratulating Chief Wanbli, the second member ever to reach Illuminati (100th) level of answer bag? A big YAAAAY for the Chief! I'm a little late but you know what they say..."Better late than never!" A major congratulations to you chief. You have most definitely earned every point that has brought you here! Thanks for your wisdom, kindness, and insight...you are most appreciated! (((HUGS)))

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What would you do if you were headed off to work in the Morning and saw this? I would be pulling over so I didn't kill myself and then repeatedly kicking myself in the ass for not having my camera.

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Hey so we are going out to pizza I don't have time or money to get the lactose intolerance pills.... any suggestions.... and they don't have soy pizza Do you have a few bucks to get soy cheese/non dairy shredded cheese? That's what we did when we went for pizza with my little brother, had them use that instead.

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Can someone sound innocent and sincere but actual cheat behind your back? Oh yes they can!

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What makes you feel older? Seeing my "baby" brothers get older!! One just started driving and the other will be 18 next month! I'll be 25 this year...guess I need to start growing up, lol!

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Was the doctor who delivered your children, male or female? I haven't had children yet, but it will be a female!

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What is the color of your wallet? I have two. One is silver and stays in my purse, the other is black and is my work wallet.

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My son uses cloth diapers, but I need to buy 'sposies for my babysitter. What brand and size would work best for a 20 lb boy with a narrow waist and chunky legs? if it matters, he's very active - crawling and almost walking. I've heard good things about Pampers Cruisers, they're meant for the active stages. I'm not sure about the size, but I think they will say on the packaging that size= X-Ylbs. Hope that makes sense!

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How did you get by me? I fear you have underestimated the sneakiness!

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Men: Which is better? Real or fake boobs? Big or small ones? Real to both, but could really care less about nails as long as they aren't ridiculous!

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Does it disturb you to go to an animal shelter? Yes, it breaks my heart to see all those sad little "unloved" faces!!

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Do you think that fish are pets or home decor? They can absolutely be both!!

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Why do people put animals in cages and call them pets? Because we are selfish/self serving beings that think the entire world and all that is in it is at our disposal to do with whatever we wish!

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If you were to wake up in the morning with nothing to do that day...what would be your first thought? Maybe I could sleep just a little longer...

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What is there an abundance of in the world? Morons!!

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Would you rather live next to Alcoholics, Pot heads, or Jehova's Witnesses? Pot heads, definitely!!

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Hand me something quick! What is it? My pill bottle with my prescriptions in it... hey, it's the closest thing to me that's not attached to the computer somehow!

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Whats the worse thing on a t shirt you own Probably my I know Jack Schitt (front) t shirt. (back) "He's the only son of Awh Schitt. Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twins sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two...

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Who smokes entirely too much marijuana? Shame on you!!! There is NO such thing! :P

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I want to spend $ 40000 urgent. please suggest............... send some of it my way! I could get some bills paid...finally! :)

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After hight school, what was the first book you actually bought to read for pleasure? History, Fiction, Biography, etc. It was most likely something by David Baldacci...I think his work would be classified as Political Thrillers.

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Are you working tommorrow?? :D I sure am...sigh!

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Does it go without saying that a houseguest should never enter a person's bedroom (they're NOT sleeping in) while the owner is not present & has not given permission? I would think/hope so! A persons bedroom is very personal/private space!

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Did your parents ever argue in front of you? Oh yeah!!

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Have you ever told anyone you were ok when you really weren't? All the time! I learned quickly that when people ask how you are it's usually just a general courtesy, they really don't want the story!

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Do you have a pic of yourself, in your collection of photos, that you would not want anyone to see? I will not ask what you are doing in the pic! I don't have one...I have a ton! Pics showing how my parents used to dress me and fix my hair, my hair dye/cut catastrophes, pics from before I lost weight...

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Is it wrong for a teenage girl of 14 to look at guys shirtless? Far from wrong, it's totally normal! Just don't be one of those creepy people who stands around gawking!

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If a teen wants to have a baby and could handle it without help from her parents is it okay for her to get pregnant? If you are a teen and think you could handle having a child COMPLETELY on your own...you obviously haven't the first clue on what it takes to raise a child. I would venture far enough to say that you have NO business having sex until you get a good, long, hard look at reality my dear!

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I am going to the store to get beer, chips and dip. What kind of beer should I get and I am getting Ruffles but what kind of dip should I get? As far as beer goes I HIGHLY recommend Lindeman's Framboise! Expensive, I pay about 36 bucks a pitcher, but totally worth it in my opinion. Dip...french onion!

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Do you have any looooong hallways at work that are just begging to have a bowling ball rolled down 'em? YES! And at the end of it there is a glass door that is begging to be shattered by said bowling ball, but that will have to wait until I find a new job! lmao

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If your best friend gave you the Holy Bible,would you accept it? Absolutely!

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It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who do you expect it to be? My best friend...it seems I'm the first person she calls if something goes wrong in the middle of the night with her/her daughters/husband...or even one of the dogs!

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If you came home and found your loved one watching porn on TV, would you get mad or watch it with them. I'd get mad!!! ...that he started it without me! lol

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Does your neighbors cat sleep on your car? Does my neighbor even have a cat?!?! You know, I don't know!

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I know it is a touchy subject, but what are your views on abortion? I believe it is ABSOLUTELY wrong, unless under very EXTREME situations. (i.e. life or death) NO ONE on this earth has the right to choose to terminate a life, especially the innocent new life of a child. I can feel the dr's comin, so bring 'em on. I'd rather all you pro-choice people be busy in here taking away my points rather than out there "helping" take away...

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Everything was just fine until _______? you showed up! Thanks a lot... lol

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Have you ever been in a fight? I've been in one fight...I suppose you'd say I won, but I wasn't the only one that particular person started a fight with, so I had "help"! lol

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Ever had a "Long Island Ice Tea"? Oh yeah, one of my favorites!

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Whats your favorite brand of Toothpaste? (Colgate is mine) I like to get the most I can out of my toothpaste! The more it does, the better. I really like Crest Pro Health!

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Who let my family _______? out of the mental institution! lol

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What kids movie is the term "a variable smörgåsbord" used in a song? Sounds like a Charlotte's Web thing to me!

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Do the pills you take frighten others? Currently, yes. I just got put on steroids because of my back injury!

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" I just called, to say, ______."? uh...I forgot why I called.

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How tall is your SO? 5'9"

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What is the person nearet to you doing right now? Coughing

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Other than your S/O, Who is the last person to tell you they loved you? My best friend. Then again it could be my beagle Annie...she has her own little ways of letting me know she loves me! :)

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Is the town you live in famous for something?to The Indy 500

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What's the closest you've ever come to death? At 17 I injured my back and they had me sign my living will in my hospital bed.

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The bible says to honor your parents, right? Well, what if your parents think Christianity is just a brainwashing cult and they don't want you to be a part of it? Whats a child to do? Honor your parents...not necessarily agree with them. You should respect them but you cannot help what your heart and mind feel is truth. Pray about it!

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What is fun for you? Photography! I LOVE my camera and always being on the lookout for the perfect photo opportunity!

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When is the last time you held a little baby? Wow...It has to have been about 2 years ago when my youngest goddaughter was still a baby!! It's been WAY too long, I'm ready for one of my own!!

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Can a person be held accountable for throwing a dog into the middle of the street into traffic? That would be animal cruelty my dear..and oh yes you can be!

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What's the first concert you ever attended? Cheesiest wins! I'm not sure which you would consider my first concert... Bob Carlisle did a concert at my church when I was younger... Or Wilshire did a concert at a Christian bookstore a few years later... OR The obvious real concert...May Day when I was in highschool

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Are you a girl or boy? Gay or straight? Alone or a couple/married? Bi, married, female

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Did your father ever tell you he loved you? Tell me, yes...sober I'm not so sure about!

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What was the first thought that came into your head this morning? "I don't think I'll be going to work today..."

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Ladies say your in the mall shopping and a man runs by you and steals your purse, but before he can get away he shrinks down to the size of a bug. What would you do? catch him and put him in a jar with holes in the lid until he promised to grow back to full size. That way my purse grows back to full size too and I can get my stuff back!

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Have you ever been in a boat that tipped into the water and caused you to fall out? If so, did you find the experience fun? Why or why not? Also, what kind of boat was it? Well...it wasn't a boat so much as a raft. I went white water rafting in the Rocky Mountains, flipped out of the raft and landed on a rock. Fun...minus the injury to an already injured back, sure! It is one of those things I'm glad I got to do once, but I'll never do it again!

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What would you like me to have, if anything? The happiness you deserve!

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What supermarket/grocery store do you maily shop at? Kroger

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I really fancy ice cream at the moment - do you have any to share with me? I do! Would you like Cookies and Cream or Cherry?

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I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch? Make myself something or get a sub from Subway? We were literally just asking ourselves the same question!! I kid you not! What should we do Annie?

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Chief Wanbli does an average of 16,000 - 20,000+ points a week!!! Doesn't that just amaze you? I think Chief is just all around amazing!

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Is 5'4" short for a teenaged girl? Honey...I'm almost 25 and 5'4"! You're ok!

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Banana pudding or chocolate pudding? Mmmmm...I love chocolate pudding!

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What is your cell phone set to? Silent, Soft, Loud, Vibrate, Vibe & Ring, or Vibe then Ring? Vibe then ring...but the sound on my phone is rarely turned on. Usually it's just on vibrate.

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Do you often put *your* life on hold while you help others? Way too often! My life seems like it's in a constant state of "hold"!

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Are your scars on the outside or inside of you? ...both!

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The AB clock is 3 hours behind where I am at - how far is it where you are? 3 hours here too!

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I want to get to know you..What do you enjoy most in your life? Being with the people I love, my photography, and singing!

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What does the phrase "pee like a racehorse" mean - is it just referring to the quantity? When I say it it means I gotta go BAD...like RIGHT now!

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Are you going to stop buying cheerios now that you know it may not reduce cholesterol as advertised? I rarely ever eat cheerios so it's no skin off my nose!

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During the last 20 years or so women have taken to wearing jeans or trousers/pants nearly all of the time. Are there any left who never or rarely wear jeans/pants/trousers and prefer skirts or dresses? I'm sure there are some who do...but I am not one of them!

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Do you agree when I say spitting is disgusting? Yes, however, sometimes it is simply necessary!

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Grey finally turned to Gold. Ice man made Maestro. Now who wants to party ?? :) I'm down to party...when and where? :) Congrats!

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How much do I have to pay you a week, for you to come clean my house? More than what I'm making now...which honestly isn't all that much...but $300+ (depending on how dirty you are) a week is probably pretty high for house cleaning! Then again...I wouldn't know!

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Do you think of yourself as open minded? I try really hard to be anyway!

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Special Offer! The first ABer that replies to this question gets POSI trolled! Who will it be? Not me! :)

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Do you like goofy humor or witty humor? What about bodily function humor? I'm not one for bodily function humor, I find it disgusting and juvenile...goofy and witty are ok with me!

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Have you ever seen two women having a physical fight? Yes...one of them was me! The only fight I've ever been in and she deserved what she got. Any woman who will hold her 3 year old child in her arms while STARTING a fist fight, and then allow her child to get hit and keep fighting, needs her ass beat! Once the child was safe she learned a little lesson!

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When I brush my teeth, when I get to the insides of the upper molars I get nauseated. Does this bother anyone else? or is it just me? I get nauseated just looking at my toothbrush! Never used to be that way but my gag reflex is now HORRIBLE when it comes to brushing my teeth!

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I know for a fact Ive forgotten something on my shopping list, What could it be? eggs, milk, bread, cheese, toilet paper, paper towel, dish washing liquid, pet food...

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If I start singing "I am stuck on Band Aid Brand because...Can you finish the phrase? because germs don't stick on me Or because band aid helps heal me maybe...I think

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Would you take no as an answer? I suppose that depends on the question...

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What color were the cap and gown at your graduation? White

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What do you like to do while sitting on the throne? Do what I'm there to do and get out!

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How would you finish the sentence "I wish I could change..."? the world!

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How would you finish the sentence? "I would be rich if I didn't ...." smoke...

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Are you 100% heterosexual? No, I'm bi.

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If you have siblings, how do you get along and do you ever wish you were an only child? How we get along depends on which way the wind is blowing! Most of the time we get along well and I love 'em too much to wish they weren't around!

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Would you rather be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? Deep sea diver!! I'm not one for being locked in giant tubes for extended periods of time. I'm claustrophobic...and afraid of heights too!

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Do you have a possession from your childhood that you cannot, and will not ever let go?? exp: Teddy bear, Drinking cup, blankie? I did...until my mom's Ahole ex thought he'd get back at her by throwing out MY stuff!!! Anyway...she was one of the first presents I actually remember getting from my mom. She was one of those "real life" dolls and her name was Sarah.

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Do you really need a topping on that? So you're saying I'm fat and couldn't possibly need anything else on top of my triple scoop, hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, and chopped nut sundae?!?!

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Hugged gently or squeezed tight? Yes please!! Totally depends on my mood...

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Why are some people so annoyed by the "i'm not touching you" game? It's not the "not touching me" that bothers me...it's that they constantly repeat "I'm not touching you....I'm not touching you...I'm not touching you..." "GREAT...so can you freakin SHUT UP while you're not touching me or what?!?!"

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How do things mysteriously end up in the trash? Hmmmm...apparently someone thought the script sucked and the trash is where it belonged! I'm more concerned as to why a beauty shop owner was rummaging through trash! I mean, come on, who "stumbles upon" something like that in the trash?

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What is the purpose of death if death is the reason to live.another of my holy ghost question.what is he trying to say? I would think along the lines of this... How much more alive will we be when we are in His presence?!?! Our physical bodies will die but we will truly live when we are home with our Creator! Death is the shedding of our physical bodies so that our spirits can return to where they belong. I'm having such a hard time putting into words what I want to say...hopefully that makes sense...

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Do you LOL and ROTFLMAO in real life or just in cyberspace? I LOL a LOT! I'm not sure that I have ever literally ROTFLMAO...that would be a LOT of "A" to "LO" if you know what I mean! ROTFLMAO!!!

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What is the secret to life? Learning to first be happy with yourself and who you are...if you can't do that you can never be truly happy!

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I took a little piece of paper and I wrote down my name and my wish for the future. I put it in an empty bottle,put a cork in it, and threw it in the river. If you found my bottle, would you call me? Sure I would...sounds fun! If you get mine, let me know!

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Whats the last argument you got into?How did it end? Hubby smoked the last cigarette so I didn't get my "wake up smoke" and I wake up CRABBY! It ended with him going to get more smokes!

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What do you suggest as a middle name for Alyssa ___ Daigle? (Last name pronounced Day-gull) I think Claire would be pretty!

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Look around, and tell me the first thing you see that has GOLDEN color on it. +6 if you tell the truth! lol My bottle of lotion, Victoria's Secret Pure Seduction, has a golden cap!

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How much is worth the watch your are currently wearing? It's worth nothing! Not a single cruddy penny! (I don't wear watches)

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What do you wear to bed? Bedtime is the perfect time for my birthday suit!

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When you were a kid and you ate Lucky Charms would you eat all the cereal bits first and leave all the marshmallows to last? That way you could eat them all at once and have a super sugar rush at the end of your bowl of cereal? I did all the time. I always ate them together. The marshmallows themselves were just too much sweet for me. I've never been one for overly sweet things.

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Do you own more than 10 pets? Be serious please. I own 18. If you count all my fish, yes. I have 14.

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Idaho? (It's a joke. Think about it.) It must be you...cause it sure isn't me! :P

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Seriously!? ...eh I try not to be too serious! How about pseudo seriously!

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Your s/o just brought home a puppy....what do you do/say? Completely depends on the breed of pup! But most likely I would be ecstatic!

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How would you feel if you found out you were switched at birth? Really confused...I'm almost an exact copy of my mother...looks, personality, sense of humor

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If you could get anything for free, but only one single thing, what would you buy? A house with a decent sized fenced yard! Better yet...make it a ranch with lots of acres then I can have horses too!

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When there is a steak on your plate what is always next to it? A baked potato!

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What food do you remember eating as a kid that you don't often eat now? cherry tomatoes...now I can't stand tomatoes but I used to eat them like grapes when I was little!

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Do most people on AB have kids or want kids , if not now but in the future? I don't have children but I would love nothing more than to be a mother. My husband and I have been trying for over 3 years with no luck! :(

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Who was your first employer? Burger King! lol

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Lemonade, Ice Tea, of Ice coffee on a hot summers day? Ice Tea...ALWAYS! lol

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Waking up feeling full of energy...it starts raining... does anyone get tired or sleepy because of the rain?...(I do..:) Yes, but I think that's why I love a good storm now and then. It really relaxes me!

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Is there any Foods you actually prefer a little Stale...? I have a thing for slightly stale popcorn!

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I know you can't be perfect but the questions been asked to me and I've also thought the same thing, how do you live holy when we live in the flesh? How do we live right without messing up? Serious answers please! You can't. We are sinful people and that's just the way it is. The point is not for us to BE perfect because that is impossible, but to strive for perfection. We're going to slip up and make mistakes, that's why we need/ask for forgiveness. I think what matters is that we are actively trying and doing our best!

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What is a food that most people like, but you cant stand? i cant eat tomatoes without gagging! Fish...any kind of fish!! YUCK!

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What are you "known for" by people that are close to you? I'm crazy...and that's why they love me!

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What was the biggest mistake you ever made at work? I'm sure this isn't the biggest, but it's certainly the funniest! I'm just REALLY lucky these people had a great sense of humor! Ok, I'm a server/waitress/professional "b*tch" (lol) and one day I had this party of 8 eating dinner. One of the gentlemen had ordered ribs and as I stopped at the table I noticed only little scraps of meat on his plate so I asked...

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What type of food do you associate with the term 'Man food'? Hot wings and beer!

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Even if you are eighteen-thirty do you still watch cartoons? 24 and still lovin me some cartoonage!

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How do you feel about diamonds? I love the way the sparkle...but it's still just a stone!

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Do you care if a politician smoked marijuana when he or she was young? Nope!

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If your child called you in the middle of the night for a ride home because they had been drinking, would you do it without thought? Absolutely!!!! Regardless of what they may have done wrong I will be grateful that they called and make sure they got home safely!!

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What, if any, is a good reason to quit your job? The day you realize that you're working only to work and it's doing nothing for you financially, I say that's one heck of a reason! Oh no...time to quit my job! lol I'm making enough to put gas in my car to get to and from work...pretty pointless!

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Could you name something that leaves your hands smelly? Coins!! Especially pennies! YUCK!

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Sticking your hand into a Lions Mouth or a Crocodiles Mouth Lion...at least it's pleasing to look at! lol

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Who are these people who come out at 10 mins. to closing on Sat. Night to eat at a restaurant? I tend to call them...rude and inconsiderate! The people working there have homes and families to get to! Coming in that late guarantees you'll be there past closing which means the employees will be there even later getting things ready for the morning shift! Such is the life of people in the service industry!

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Erratic!

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When it comes to parenting, do you believe fear equals respect? No...I would NEVER want my child to fear me! I think teaching a child to fear you leads to resentment later in life! I think it is your job as a parent to earn some of your child's respect by being a good parent and doing right by your children!

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What's wrong with charity being limited to the people of one's own faith? That's basically saying the only people you think deserve help/charity are the ones who believe the same things you do!

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Is it possible to stop talking to all your friends and start over without moving? Possible, yes. However, be prepared for awkward moments if you happen to run into any of them in public. Assuming of course you aren't planning to tell them that's what you're doing!

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Meet me ________! What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? in the middle! Compromise is key!

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Can I bug you? I guess it depends on how you plan on bugging me. I just spent my night jumping at everyone's command, so bugging me now that I'm able to relax may be detrimental to your health. lol

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Why do babies coo? They have discovered the ability to make noise...and so they do!

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What is the last thing you said to your manager? "Thank ya, sir!"

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How often do you go to work tired? Pretty much every day that I go to work!

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Have you ever owned a white cat? I have!! She was white with a small grey spot on her head and her name was Pearl.

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What color pants are you wearing? Just got in from work so I'm still wearing my black work pants!

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Did you steal my troll? I borrowed him temporarily. I had a new troll torture device and I needed to test it for effectiveness! He shall be returned to you shortly, although I don't promise he'll be happy!

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Do you wear anything around you neck now? No...I can't have things around my neck. I think it has something to do with my claustrophobia!

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Why do you look so different today? Because I'm here so you can actually see me. Usually I'd be at work by now.

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"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." What does that make us? People...YAY us!

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I keep getting richer, but I...(complete this) can't get my picture, on the cover of the Rolling Stone!!

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Do you pay someone to mow your lawn, or do it yourself? No, I'm not a big fan of breaking out in hives!

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If you were to give me something personal of yours, what would it be? The first thing that comes to my mind is a picture I just found when going through a box from my childhood. I'm 24 and I found a picture that my grandmother drew of me on Grandmother's Day when I was in kindergarten. She passed away a few years ago so it means a lot to me that I still have that!

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Can I borrow your car? Well...no. Sorry, we're having a hard enough time balancing two schedules and one car. We'd be screwed if you had it!

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Did you drink Alcohol today? Nope...I had to work.

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Why do you think so many people are losing the "Battle of the BULGE" Because they keep getting lazier and can't stop stuffing their faces...honestly. I just lost over 100lbs doing nothing but cutting back on my portions and getting a little more active!

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What was the name of your invisible pony when you were a little kid? and don't tell me you didn't have one. My invisible pony was actually a monkey! :) His name was Invisible Purple Monkey or IPM for short!

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Does the wind make you feel angry? Only when it's blowing my hair and clothes all over the place!

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Can I use your bathroom? You're welcome to it...don't mind the dog, she'll follow you in for moral support!!

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What is your current problem and how much would you pay to solve it? I hate my job...with a passion! I bust my ass 6 days a week for just enough money to put gas in my car to get to and from work and to eat. Considering I'm not making money...I would pay every penny I have on me to have a new good paying job!

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When in School, what was your dream job of the future? Are you fulfilling the dream? I wanted to be a psychologist...I did that for a while, now I'm going into photography.

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How many people here didnt finish or wont go to collage I didn't finish but plan on going back this year.

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Are you a hippie? You're Not Exactly a Hippie... While you're not a hippie, you've got the spirit of one. Like most hippies, you have deep beliefs and unusual interests. You may not buy into hippie fashions, music, or heavy drug use. But at heart, you are a free spirit and suspicious of the status quo.

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Short quiz. How sinful are you (link included)? Wow...I'm lazy! Which is really odd considering all I do is bust my ass at work all the time, and it's NO sit down job!! lol Your Deadly Sins Sloth: 80% Envy: 60% Pride: 60% Gluttony: 40% Greed: 40% Lust: 0% Wrath: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 40%

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When was the last time you received a traffic ticket? I'm 24 and haven't had one yet!

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What did you look like as a child/baby? Would I recognize you from your picture when you were little? Is your hair still the same color? I was kinda cute...my mom always says I looked like a pixie. It was something about how my ears were shaped when I was younger. My hair is not the same color. Sorry for the bad picture quality...it's an oldie! haha

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What is the initial of your middle name? We'll see who can guess it!:):) S...I hate my middle name!

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Do you laugh at yourself sometimes? WAY more than sometimes!!!

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If you sold shells by the sea shore which sea shells would you sell? Only the most colorful!

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I know a parent of a 14 year old girl who buys condoms for her. She even allows the boyfriend to spend the night at her house. She says that at least her daughter is home and not out doing other bad things. What do you think? Good for her on the condoms. She can't stop her daughter from being sexually active, she can try all she wants but her daughter will still find a way to do what she wants! So at least mom is being smart and knows for certain that she has proper protection available! Whether she chooses to use it is another story. As far as letting her boyfriend sleep over...that she should be slapped for!

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If you were stuck in a straight jacket, what color would you want your straight jacket to be? Pink and black!

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We have decided to throw a fancy dress party here in the padded ball room and dress code requires shoulderpads but straitjackets are optional. LOL! will you be attending, what are you gonna wear? :):) ooops...dup

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We have decided to throw a fancy dress party here in the padded ball room and dress code requires shoulderpads but straitjackets are optional. LOL! will you be attending, what are you gonna wear? :):) How about this one!! LMMFAO!!

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Any particular food cravings lately? Chinese food!!! I want it so bad I can almost taste it! lol

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Is cottage cheese a side dish? what would you eat this with? I never really thought of it as a side dish...I just eat it cause it's yummy! I think it's an all around whenever dish! I know a lot of people that like fruit in their cottage cheese...I personally don't like it. Pineapple is a popular one!

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What is your Social IQ? Take the quiz. Mostly B's down the line. I'm stuck in the middle again!

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You wanna be startin something? I already did...now what are you gonna do about it?!?!

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People talk about their cats a lot on Answerbag. Are you all typical cat ladies? There is nothing typical about me and my 25 cats!! I'm totally kidding! I don't even have a cat.

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Why do you keep just one glove when the other one is lost? I like to sell them to one handed people so they don't have to be reminded of their loss by having to buy a pair of gloves! ;)

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Have you ever messed up your sleep cycle so you feel awake at night? That's pretty much been my entire life!! I try to mess up my schedule so I can sleep at night!

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***ATTENTION!!! are you reading this question? No...I can't read and type and think at the same time, it's the blond in me! ;)

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Do you ever just eat the Whipped Cream directly from the bowl? Man, that stuff is delish! Yes...put cool whip in the freezer and drizzle it with the ice cream syrups that make a "candy shell", oooh, or crush up oreos and mix them in. My little brother ate that kind of stuff all the time because he was allergic to dairy and my mom used this as a substitute for him!

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Have you ever gone Sledding?,,What kind of sled did you use? I used to love to go sledding! It's been so long I can't remember what kind of sled though :(

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Do you ever just want to lock your kids in the basement and let them fight to the death? LMAO. I don't have kids but my mom threatened to do just that to me and my little bro all the time! And if it wasn't that it was grandma threatening to duct tape us together and make a hood ornament out of us!

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What was your favorite skit on Whose line is it anyway? I love Whose line...I couldn't possibly choose! My fave game is the one where they pull random sayings out of their pockets and have to use them in the scene they're acting out!

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Have you seen Step Brothers? Can't say that I have...in fact, I don't think I've ever heard of it.

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Are you wearing a watch? What time is it? No...and it's 3:24am

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Between 1-30, what is your favorite number? 4

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When you lose weight, what part of your body do you notice it from first? My face...yay me! haha

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I really love the following three shows. Many people say they can't get into them. I know for a fact that these are great shows. Do u watch any of them? ( American Dad, Futurama, and Curb your Enthusiasm) I have seen American Dad...it's ok but I rarely watch it! Futurama I used to love and still watch on occasion, but I've seen the episodes too many times. I've never watched Curb your Enthusiasm.

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Can I raid your refrigerator? hahahahaha...have fun!

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On a scale from 1 to 10, how perverted are you? I already scared 1-10 away....what are my new options?!?!;)

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If you are afraid of people talking behind your back, why don't you just not give them anything bad to say about you? Whether you give them something to talk about or not, they will still talk! They will make up whatever they have to in order to cut people down.

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If your bedroom had to be either very hot (>80F) or very cold (<60F), which would you pick? Cold!!

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I could do with a hug right now..i feel so awful..any volunteers? {{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}} I'm right there with ya darlin! Hope you feel better soon!

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What was your first vehicle? I'm 14 and I already have a 2006 ford ranger. My great grandpa past away in January 2007. He past the truck on to me. Honda Civic hatchback! How I miss the little guy! :)

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Hot wings or barbecue chicken. Which do you like best? BBQ chicken for me. I've never really been a wings kinda gal!

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Poll: If there was a vote on legalizing marijuana Yes or No YES!

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If I told you I had a crush on an ABer, would you think it was you? That would probably be my LAST guess!

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So what did your loved one get you this christmas ? :) Clothes, makeup, a handmade purse, perfume and lotion, and pjs!

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Did you do anything special on Christmas this year? Visited with my family all together for the last time for a while. My sister and her family and my little brother moved to Georgia 3 days after Christmas. Other than that...this year I handmade several gifts which was special and very rewarding!

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You cannot buy kindness - Do you agree or disagree? Agree. I'm sure you can pay someone enough money to be kind to you but that isn't genuine kindness!

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Ladies, what is the most desirable and least desirable way for your man to initiate sex? Desirable: Start off with a little love and affection and get more into it as the "heat rises"! Undesirable: Just randomly ask "Wanna have sex"...Umm, I don't now, thanks!

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Women: Just by touch - what area of your body makes you become horny/aroused when it's touched? other than the obvious areas unless if thats the only place. It has to be "just touched" in the right way but it's the small of my back or my neck.

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I need help finding the title of a TV show that was on about 4 years ago, in the US. It was about a motorcycle shop, and a bar, in the same building. The theme song went... " I like bikes and beer, guns and girls" I think. Have you seen it, can you help? Did a little searching and the only thing I've come up with is Texas Hardtails. Hope it helps! http://www.texashardtails.com/

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Can you accept that one day, your life will end? I have accepted it, and I'm ok with it!

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Ladies, when you're hang out at home, do you ever spend the rest of the day wearing only your bra and panties? Oh heck yeah I do! Sometimes not even that ;)

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Are you one of those people that like to hear the truth, or someone that cannot handle the truth? I can handle the truth, even if I don't like it, better than I can handle finding out I've been lied to!

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There's one beer left. It's my wife and I, who do you think will get the beer? Ummm...the wife?

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I could really use a _____________ right now! Hug, a couple shots of vodka, and some entertainment!

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Who needs a scholarship? Other than me...I could sure use one going back to school this summer after 4 years!

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Are you the kind of person to give someone a wedgie? No...never really was!

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Would you laugh at me or help me if I just fell off of the couch, hit my head on the table, knocked my glass of juice over, then as I was getting up...I stubbed my toe? I would try to hide my laughter as I asked if you were ok and offered help....and then I'd bust out laughing. Oh come on...I would laugh if it were me too!

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Do bisexuals have the same level of attraction to males and females? Or do they like one more than the other? I'm sure it's different for everyone. I'm personally more attracted to men.

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Ladies - do you feel ugly without makeup? I used to, not anymore.

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What did I just say? You said I was beautiful! Oh what...now you're gonna take that back too!?! Sheesh, why can't you just say what you mean?! :P

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Are you gay/bi/ or bi curious? Yes, I'm bi!

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What are some great songs about leaving/moving on such as REO Speedwagons "Time for me to Fly"? I'm movin' on by the Rascal Flatts Hoping this is the right video...my speakers aren't working!

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If someone said hi to you who you didnt quite know so well, would you say hi back to them even if you where clueless to who they where I can't guarantee it would be "hello" exactly, but you would get a friendly greeting in return.

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If I cheated on my husband, is that a big enough excuse for him to leave? It's not an excuse, it's a reason!! If you cheat then yes, he has every right to leave and he probably should!

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I'm going to force feed you "sliders" until you barf. How many would that be? I'd say you'd get in two MAYBE three! Those things make me wanna barf just lookin at them!

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What gift did you have to return this Christmas season and why? I haven't had to yet, but I may have to return some clothing items bought for me. Apparently I've lost more weight than my family thinks I did!

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Who do you feel is the most intelligent person in your family? Probably my mom. That woman is so full of all kinds of information!

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I have never been able to use chopsticks, are you a master of using them or would you starve? I just recently sat down and forced myself to eat with chopsticks until I could do it. I'm still not very good/graceful with them, but I could eat with them if I had too!

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If someone says to you "we need to talk", do you assume you are in trouble for something? Either I'm in trouble or there is bad news coming!

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I am 16 years old...and i still sleep with the teddy bear that my boyfriend got me for valentines a year ago? is that bad or is it okay? i want HONESTY! please I see nothing wrong with it. I slept with stuffed animals all through HS. I'm just a born cuddler, it's either a person, stuffed animal, or a pillow!

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Why are some men so afraid to tell a woman that she is beautiful? Because so many women have a hard time taking a genuine compliment and letting it be just that!

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Which way did he go? That way!! *points both directions*

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Why do men cheat on their girlfriends when you give them the option to date other women? How can a guy deny that sending racy photos to a women he met online isn't considered cheating? If you've given him the option to date other people...it's not cheating!! Why is it that you ok something then accuse him of cheating?

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I am 21 and my boyfriend is 30 and my parents don't like the age difference what should I do? You're 21, it's not their decision, rough on 'em!

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After X-mas, how do you feel? Mentally emotionally and physically drained!!

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My Son Just text msg me saying God! Stress is killing me! How do you think I answered him? Isn't being grown up fun!! That's what my mom always says to me now that I got what I couldn't wait for all those years ago! lol

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How do you come to terms with your emotions? I've always had problems with being, what my therapist called, a human pressure cooker. I bottle everything up until there is so much inside me that I just explode. I had to slowly teach myself to let my emotion out and stop being ashamed of feeling, which is when I started writing. I found that if I put a pen and paper in my hand it would all flow out of me so easily and it really helped....

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If you need them , do you prefer wearing contacts or glasses? Yes, I have very sensitive eyes and every time I wear contacts I can literally feel them floating around on my eyeballs. It drives me crazy!

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Trying to show my wife what a wide range of people are on AB. She just watched me playing around on AB for the 1st time last night, and she is kind of impressed. Just city/state, or city/country...Where are you from? Middle of nowhere Indiana...good times! :)

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Hey,,It's finally time to__________ sleep! I got so little sleep due to the holidays...I'm exhausted!

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What do you like better,Toast or Pop-Tart? Toast! I love toast! Besides, most pop-tarts are too sweet for me.

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My husband's secretary is married, yet she quite blatantly flirts with him. Even though I trust my husband and he tells me when she does inappropriate things, it makes me very uncomfortable. What should I do? I personally think it's something that he needs to take care of. He needs to be the first one to let her know that it is unappreciated and inappropriate and if it doesn't stop she won't have a job. If it doesn't work and you want to make your presence known in the situation...have fun!

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__________ was an original design of mine? My first tattoo

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Who's is the biggest gift under your tree this year? Size wise...my goddaughters'.

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Have you ever made up your own board game? I tried to years ago...and I failed miserably! lol

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If you were a potato chip what would your slogan be? A tortilla chip. When I'm feeling spicy, We'll get a little salsa. When I'm feeling cheesy, We'll get a little queso. When I'm feeling crazy, We'll get a little salsa con queso! An outfit for every occasion! :)

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First thing that comes to mind: Hell hath no fury like a ____? woman scorned! I have to go with the obvious here...just because it's so d@mn true!

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Guess what i have in my mouth!!!! Spit

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Are you any good at analogies? Can you help me with this (non-academic) one? MOTIVATING:MOTIVATION::MOVING: [?] (I'm referring to "motivation" and "moving" as qualities of feelings/emotions here, so I'm looking for something other than "MOVEMENT.") Motion

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So... Where do we go from here? To sleep! I just had one of the scariest drives of my life...almost went flying off an interstate ramp...I am ready to pass out and sleep for days while my heartbeat gets back to normal!

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I have thought about it long and hard and I am going to let you think about it OK!... what do you think? I think if you try and mate a house cat and a porcupine you'll end up with one prickly little pussy! LMAO! :D

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I just noticed that when I haven't been high for a couple of days, I become a real ass. But when I get high again, I am pretty easy going. Can anyone give me a medical explanation for that? I believe that I am the most qualified person to answer this question... You are, in fact, just an ass!!

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You knew how to do it all along didn't you? Yeah...but I thought it would make you feel more useful if I pretended not to!

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Have you ever felt too lazy to talk? Sometimes! Especially when it's one of my friends who I know can't have a conversation that doesn't last at least and hour and a half!

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Have you ever passed out? If so, what caused it? A time or two from extremely low blood sugar!

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My cat just brought me in a little present (a leaf).She is so proud of herself. She also has a bad habit of stealing socks. Do your pets have any strange habits like this? What's the most bizarre object delivered by your pet? One of our hounds brought us a baby opossum that was slightly beaten up! We nursed him up and kept him as a pet!!

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OK so three men walk into a bar, one of them ducked, what happened to the other two? They were left with a pretty nasty bump on the forehead I imagine! ;)

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Have you ever worked a midnight shift? Oh yes...more the hours I tend to keep but it still sucked!

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In what year did you first marry? 2006

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Santa wants to know if you are naughty or nice. Will you take his test? You're nice-aughty! We know you're trying. You've got enough "nice" answers to show that you're not a total brat... or even a medium-sized brat. Your heart is in the right place and we can sense that you want a nicer score. And wanting to be nice is more than half the battle. So: points for honesty (instead of just checking off all the "nice"...

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Do you give money to the homeless people on the streets? Occasionally! I did just the other day in fact. I couldn't give much but I figured it's almost Christmas and it was so horribly cold!

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