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What happened to the expert answer people AB promoted that prompted everyone to jump ship a while back? So they're still here somewhere. OK...thought things had changed back but I guess they've just made some of the changes less obvious. Guess I'll check back in a year of so....

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What do you think of Flutter? An upgrade from the old AB. http://www.fluther.com/users/SABOTEUR/

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SHAME ON AB!This is terrible.I'm outta here,gonna go find a new site,it was fun,will return if they change it back but I doubt they will..:( New homepage: http://www.fluther.com/users/SABOTEUR/

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Are you addicted to AB. Not anymore. I've transferred my addiction to Fluther.com (AB doesn't want me...I've found someplace that DOES.)

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do you have the courage to leave ? ab is not the first or the last... Leave? I've already left. They've opened a Mission for Answerbag refugees at Fluther.com. I'm here peeking to see if there are any more people to be saved.

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If you Google your name, what is the first thing that comes up? Guess AB's boast about no duplicate questions is history, huh? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/672027

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I say we go on strike till they give us the old AB back. Who is with me? I'll be over at YAHOO! Answers. Drop me a line when the strike is over.

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I say we go on strike till they give us the old AB back. Who is with me? I'll be over at YAHOO Answers. Drop me a line when the strike is over.

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Please answer the poll. Like of dislike new AB? It's too busy. Before, Q&A was the primary focus. PERIOD. THIS looks like someone who got too many compliments on web design run amok. This cries, "too impressed with itself". I had a nice run here, though. Looks like it might be time to go.

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do you like the new AB layout and do you thinks it is simpler to find things? It's disconcerting...quite unexpected. I'm sure it'll take a few days to get used to before I understand what it is I'm looking at. First impression: THIS must be what it feels like for a family business to be SUCKED into a huge corporation. Cold...efficient.... ...sterile.

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What is your favourite movie set in a school? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8338707

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Can I say Happy KwanzaAnnukaRistmas to all? An all inclusive "Happy Holidays!" would be much easier.

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Can my mom still celebrate Christmas even though she has recently become a Buddist? I am afraid I won't get presents. I'm sure your mother's acceptance of Buddhism is a personal choice. Unless she's expressed a desire for everyone in the family to follow her example, it's probably a safe bet you'll continue to find presents under the Christmas tree.

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What do you do after you do #2 and discover that there's no tissue? FIND some. There's some tissue in this house SOMEWHERE.

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NEED QUICK ANS: Me and my GF has decided to marry but she is cheating me. she does not know that i know all this. This time i m behaving as if i dont know anything. what should i do. please help me. I m dying every second. (2009-12-09) She's playing games...you're playing games. It sounds already like an episode of a bad reality show. Do yourself a favor. Don't get married.

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In your opinon, what is something that should not be eaten for breakfast? Crow.

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While "white" is all colours and "black" is none.. what is "mirror"? Reflexion of everything. Like our minds.

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Why is it so hard to find someone who loves you as much as you love them? We mistakenly believe "it's all about us". We don't get that it's never about what you get from the other in a relationship, but about what you're willing to give. So we go around with a friggin' measuring cup obsessed with the idea that we're not getting enough of something or the other person isn't giving as much as we are. Sounds just...

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Do those who question life miss out on living it? I think most THINKING people miss out on living. We're so consumed with our thoughts that very few of us master the art of simply being here now.

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CHRISTIANS True or False: 'To know if scripture is from God, you should pray about it, and God will send you a spiritually discerned confirmation or denial within your spirit.' Please start with either "True" or "False" before you explain your answer. I'm smiling at the way you phrased your question. In the book "Conversations With God", the author asks "God" if there are special people that He talks to. God replies, "All people are special. I talk to everyone. All the time. There are no groups of people more special to hear the word of God over some other group of people. The question is not who God talks...

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Do you ever get tired of people bashing our Lord? What is your reaction? Slightly annoyed. Not at the bashing, though. I can't understand the logic behind asking questions that INVITE the types of responses the questioner seems to object to. The questioner is actually CONTRIBUTING to his own friggin' misery. Unbelievable.

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Do you think Bin Laden is dead? I dunno. Haven't peeked under your bed in a while.

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What if there was one day a year that people's deep, dark secrets were forced to come out? What do you think would happen? I'll take a wild guess and say most of us would be embarrassed.

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How can I make everyone worship me without spending a lot of money or time? Easy. Perform a miracle or take hostages.

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Masturbating should it be taught to our kids No. Strictly a "self-help" activity.

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What was the brand of your 1st ever computer? WebTV. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MSN_TV

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Who's the greatest entertainer ever? Jerry Lewis. Ask the French.

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How do you learn to trust again?Especially the person that made you not trust in the first place.. INSTRUCTION: How to Learn to Trust Again http://www.answerbag.com/articles/How-to-Learn-to-Trust-Again/6fc30559-3c75-ec8b-a653-74791348a74a

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I have been with my girlfriend for 6years and she has left me a note saying ''Sorry but we cannot be together anymore I have already moved my stuff out, do not try calling me.'' What do I do now? Consider yourself lucky. My 1st wife did something similar. She moved everything BUT my stuff * 1 plate, 1 knife, fork and spoon * a pot and a pan to cook with and MY note said: "Send money when you can."

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Do you call them postal workers or mail men? Mail men... ...but, not to their face.

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What is pre-cum? http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_pre-cum

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Which was the first music video ever made? Heck...weren't silent films synced to music back in the day?

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What is the different between law and justice? Law = The Rules Justice = The reasonable or fair application of The Rules.

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Are you happy? 5 quick questions to see. What's your score? I scored 34. Doesn't say very much considering the generality of the questions.

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Which is the most beautiful work of art from GOD? EVERYTHING is beautiful in it's own way. (I stole that from a song.)

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Whats the point of living if someone is hated by everyone? I can think of 2 reasons. 1. The person enjoys living. 2. He doesn't give a hoot about "everyone" hating him... ...especially if he knows at least ONE person who appreciates he's alive.

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I am a semi-famous writer. Despite that, my wife has not picked-up and read a single word of my work. Can she love really love if she hates what is my unique artform of the way I earn a nice living for us both? How long has it been since you had a "regular" job? Have you ever had one? I don't know...maybe it's me...my wife and I chat about our jobs but my wife doesn't really want to know what I do for a living either. She has enough to deal with on HER job...and vice verse. And we both have reason to believe we excel at what we do. Does being a...

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Is it theoretically possible that the human brain becomes so packed with information that it could reach a "saturation point," where it would reject further knowledge, because it was "FULL?" (Computer hard drives have a "limit," so why not human brains?) Theoretically. I see it more of a psychological occurrence than a physical one. The "saturation point" is the point we become convinced that "we know it all" or we have the only valid perspective.

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It is not a question not even answer its an advice . we must never love or like any person we must 1 st pay attention on our studies. and then the rest of the activities They left the @#$ #$%$#! door open AGAIN!

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What is a good song for a boy/man who had lost everything, but finds a girl/woman that completes him? The Temptations - You're My Everything

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What would you do if you saw a zombie walking along the avenue? You mean, what DO I do when I see zombies... See 'em everyday. They're called PEDESTRIANS. They wander aimlessly in traffic all the time. I do what I always do... ...curse and try my damnedest not to hit 'em.

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Why do some people get married right before one of them enters the military? I did it because I didn't want to lose the girl that I loved. I never bothered to examine how getting married would guarantee someone staying in a relationship they didn't really want to be in.

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How do you win an argument with someone who is ignorant? You can't. Extreme ignorance overpowers common sense. That's just the way it is.

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Is having naked pictures of other girls while you have a girlfriend cheating No, but it may as well be if your girlfriend finds them.

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Would you ever say to a person you barely know "Boy you have gained a lot of weight?" No. I'm not fond of getting punched in the mouth by casual acquaintances.

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Why sound icon is not displaying and not working How To Recover the Volume or Sound Icon to Your Windows Taskbar http://www.online-tech-tips.com/computer-tips/how-to-recover-the-volume-or-sound-icon-to-your-windows-taskbar/ Missing Sound Under Windows http://en.kioskea.net/faq/sujet-308-missing-sound-under-windows

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Do you believe, the car makes the man? No, but I DO believe the car pimps the man. So does the house and the furniture and the vacation and anything else that makes the man go out there and get that money.

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When you were a small child which cartoon did you like? and why? (Comic strip) Peanuts. Because Charlie Brown was more pathetic than I was. (Cartoon) Popeye. I looked forward to seeing the bully get his comeuppance.

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Would you date someone with the same first name? I don't think so. My first name is Rip. Dating someone with that name would be strange on too many levels.

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What ever happened to the little Dutch Boy who stuck his finger in the Dyke? He got charged with sexual harassment. (I apologize...I couldn't resist.)

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Are you a "sucker"? Yeah...guess I am. I'm usually inclined to believe what anyone tells me unless I have evidence that they're lying. Good thing I don't socialize, huh?

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Do people ask the same question until they get a d**n answer? Usually. We also ask the same question even though it's been answered numerous times before.

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Other than death, what is inevitable in life? Change.

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I want famous peoples msn's not fake people trying to be them the real ones :D Since you didn't ask a question, I'll ask one FOR you: Who originated the statement, "People in hell want ice water...it doesn't mean they'll GET it."?

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If your boss could read your thoughts, what would he/she hear? The Howard Stern Show (I listen while I work.)

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Where does the word atheist come from? How long has it been here with us? Interesting question! According to WIKIPEDIA: The term atheism originated from the Greek ἄθεος (atheos), meaning "without gods", which was applied with a negative connotation to those thought to reject the gods worshiped by the larger society. With the spread of freethought, skeptical inquiry, and subsequent increase in criticism of religion,...

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If you had to either give up eating chicken or steak, what would it be and why? I'd give up steak. The cut of the steak and the way it's prepared often determines how well a steak tastes. It's more expensive too, so I don't eat it often. It's not like I'd be missing anything. Chicken, on the other hand, can be prepared so many delicious ways. I've rarely tasted chicken I don't like. Plus, I don't have to pay an arm and a...

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Has ever knowing the consequences of your actions prevented you from performing that action? No, but understanding the POSSIBLE consequence of an action had prevented me from doing a lot of things. I imagine the same applies to most of us.

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Why do Christians tell people to accept Jesus, when statistics show more than half don't go to church on sundays? What does accepting Jesus have to do with going to church?

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Do you think its necessary to be an atheist to be able to research religions from a neutral perspective? Atheism believe that deities do not exist. How would being biased against religion establish a neutral perspective?

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Do you think Miley Cyrus is only popular because of her dad, or because she "can" sing/act?? Thoughts.... Miley Cyrus is popular because she has a tv show on Disney that kids like and they like her songs as well. Apparently she sings and acts well enough to get PAID.

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Will a relationship work if you are attracted to a persons personality but not their looks? Of course. She married ME didn't she?

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Should politicians ever put on swimming costumes or silly hats? I don't know whether they "should" or not, but Baltimore's mayor, William Donald Schaefer did just that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Donald_Schaefer

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What things did you collect as a child? DC comic books.

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What is the difference between religion and spirituality? Stumbled upon this definition: Religion is a path to God. Spirituality is also a path to God. However they have differences in approach. "The essence of religion: Fear God and obey God. The quintessence of spirituality: Love God and become another God." - Sri Chinmoy (1) 1. Past vs Present. Religion tends to take great inspiration from the past. It reveres the...

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Anyone ever answer a question on answerbag seriously, without using sarcasm or writing wierd answers? Yeah, but those answers are usually ignored.

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What television show, of any genre, could be considered the most intelligent? It's Academic

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True or False? You owned a beeper prior to owning a mobile phone. True....several. Pain in the ass trying to find pay phones to answer the damn thing.

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Do you find it wrong that certain programs make fun of midgets (Howard Stern, Chelsea Lately, Fantasy Island, etc.)? I'm a regular Stern show listener that happens to be black. The show doesn't single midgets out. Regular listeners are more likely to hear humorous things said about... sex women blacks jews gay people religious figures politicians movie stars elderly people or tv stars I would be offended if I thought the humor represented was malicious, but it isn't. The show...

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What are your top 10 favorite Rolling Stones songs? (In no particular order) Midnight Rambler Star Star Highwire Monkey Man Sympathy for the Devil You Got Me Rockin All Down the Line If You Can't Rock Me Sad Sad Sad Street Fighting Man

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Do prisons really have trailers where inmates can "Do it" with their wives, or is that just in tv? Yes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conjugal_visit

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Did you enjoy the new Star Trek Movie? Why or why not? Trekkies Bash New Star Trek as "Fun, Watchable" http://www.theonion.com/content/video/trekkies_bash_new_star_trek_film

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Who agrees with me that George W. Bush was the greatest president in United States history? Absolutely... ...for Iraq! http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43889

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What do you think Ferris Bueller is doing now? "Ferris Bueller All Grown Up" http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774786

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I think it was smart and classy of Mrs. Obama to have chosen a dress designer from India to create her gown for the first State Dinner honoring the leader from India.The gown was gorgeous. What do you think? Smart or conniving? Thoughtful or political? What do I care? I didn't get to see her put it on OR take it off!

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What is the most romantic movie of all time? Ghost

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Have you ever felt like you did not fit in a crowd? What did you do? I began to pretend as if I DID fit in until the "outside picture" mirrored my visualization. I'm still a loner but I've learned how to adapt quite easily in social situations.

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Is saying “_____ for God’s Sakes” saying the Lord’s name in vain? I believe that associating negative, hateful or destructive words to "I" or "I am" is using the Lord's name in vain. (see "As A Man Thinketh" http://jamesallen.wwwhubs.com/think.htm)

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What do you do if someone you considered a friend has a habit that you disapproved of? But you are afraid they might think you are jelous. I was in a situation like that. My best friend at the time was very harsh and condescending toward his wife. I stayed out of it. I didn't want to ruin our friendship and I didn't want my friend to get the idea I had feelings for his wife. The situation eventually resolved itself. They're no longer together and my friendship remains intact.

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Why do so many ABers have no sense of humor and get offended easily? Dang- less caffeine, more sunshine, please! I dunno. Sometimes I get carried away.

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Does White House security suck? -error-

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Why is it unaccepted to think that the universe came about out of nothing, but its all right to think that some higher power can come from nothing (simply exist). . Is it because we have some completely unverifiable documents claiming God exists? I think it's simpler than that. We find it hard to conceive that nothing produces something. I find it easier to believe that the universe as we know it is the result of some sort form of energy that has been ever present.

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What does an American who does'nt eat turkey do today? Eat chicken.

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Going by the Bible Adam and Eve suppossedly ate some sort of fruit as the first sin. If you believe the Bible do you really believe it was fruit? If so what kind? If you don't think it was fruit what do you think it stands for? I think it represents sex. I've never taken the story literally, but I've never considered sex to be the "forbidden fruit". I always thought the analogy represented moving away from unconditional acceptance (love) to embracing judgement (seeing one thing as more acceptable than another). You've given something to think about.

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If someone cheated on you, would you believe him or her when he or she called you beautiful/handsome? Sure. I don't understand what one has to do with the other.

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If someone were to ask you 'why use answerbag?' what reason/s would you give them? I guess the reason would be to share opinion.

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Figured out that the guy I like was just using me for a hook up. I'm sure I'll get over it soon but in the mean time anyone wanna help cheer me up? :) Sure!

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What is on your wish list this Christmas? The day AFTER Christmas.

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Is it the human condition to have problems? Yes. I think the origin of having problems was referred to when man ate of the fruit from the tree of "Knowledge of Good and Evil". There were no problems prior to that. (Who said ignorance is bliss?)

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How do you react to rejection? I'm married... ...rejection is a way of life. One gets use to it.

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Do you have much of a social life outside of your SO? No. I got married so to avoid having a social life. (I'm kidding...I've always been a loner.)

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Going by the Bible, Adam and Eve were the first man and woman and it doesn't speak of anyone else being created. So if that's the case were all related. Does anyone else want to be the black sheep of the family with me? Excuse me, but I think we're (the US) currently at WAR with the black sheep of the family.

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If you saw two minutes of your future 1 year from now, even if it was good, would you try to change what you saw? I'm inclined to believe that 2 minutes taken out of context would not provide enough information to make an informed decision concerning initiating a change. Most of us have enough difficulty with TONS of information. We THINK we know but our actions demonstrate the difficulty we have processing and applying information efficiently. I'd be better off striving to perform correct...

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Am i responsible for damage to a motel room where I never stayed but did pay for for someone else?. Yes.

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Do you ever refuse to answer or give points to someone because they have a "Blue Bag" as their avatar or Anonymous as their name? I don't care. I'm just trying to give good Q&A and earn a few points.

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Is Lou Dobbs a credible candidate for President in 2012? If Sarah Palin is a credible candidate, most anyone is.

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Do you play chess? Was it hard to learn? I've been playing since I was 16 (I'm 52) and I still haven't mastered the game. Most people don't, though. Learning the basic moves are easy. Learning enough to enjoy playing is easy too. Few players progress beyond learning the basics.

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Remember board games...what's the last board game you played? Chess. You ask the question as if board games were ancient history. They ain't gone yet!

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Be Honest, Do you Lie? Sure I do. EVERYONE lies at aome time or other.

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Why do some men use the term "feminist" as an insult against women who don't agree with them? They probably see feminists or the word "feminist" as an "attack of political correctness"; it's their way of striking back.

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On Answerbag, if you spot an obvious and significant grammar or spelling error in an answer, is it better to tell the author, risking a "Who are you to correct me?!" response, or just let it go? Let it go. Correcting another person's grammar or spelling is generally frowned upon at AB. Unless, of course, the member you want to correct is an ________. (Good to see you again, Jodie.)

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To Atheists: If everyone ceased to believe in deities, what would happen to those who obey society's rules only because of the "Fear of God"? The latter part of your question contradicts the first part. If EVERYONE ceased to believe in dieties, the "fear of God" would no longer exist.

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How do you get back a stolen soul Ebay.

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In YOUR opinion, how does a slut, dress? A slut dresses like a prostitute. A prostitute dresses to advertise her body in such a way that men feel compelled to pay for sexual services. A slut just advertises her body.

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When you first started Answerbag, did you remain anonymous for awhile, or did you create an AB name right away? I'm anonymous enough online. I never saw a need to hide within a group of identically named individuals.

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Name a song that best describes your sex life. Love Machine THE MIRACLES

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In today's world, do you think the quality of education has diminished? Your answer to this question probably has a lot to do with where you live, what schools your children attend and the child him/herself. see: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8295348

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Why is suicide unreasonable when you hate your life? It's probably the ONLY time suicide is reasonable. Who contemplates suicide when they're loving life?

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Yes or no, have you ever had legitimate thoughts of suicide? As opposed to illegitimate thoughts of suicide?

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Why do we dream of a White Christmas? Bing Crosby told us to.

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Isn't believing in God the safest choice? If you dont believe and your right then you just die but if you dont believe and you die you go to hell. So isn't it a safer bet believing? It would be if everyone accepted your definition of what happens if you don't believe in God. No one knows whether or not your definition is true, so anyone could be correct.

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Do you think, if there were God, he created death just to make people value life? I think death is a word WE created 'cause we don't understand what happens to life when it leaves the body.

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Do you require your children to think/ believe as you do or do you encourage/ nurture independent thought? Not require...encourage, though they seem to have no problems there. Our difficulty is getting them to understand they don't have to say everything that's on their mind.

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IF your s/o told you it was OK to go out and have an affair ; would you? No. Sounds to me like an "accident" waiting to happen, if you catch my drift.

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My new college buddies say that i'm as shy as a cat.. Maybe too shy.. How do i do to fix this? Practice being outgoing. Visualize being outgoing. In due time, your behavior will match the mental image you're projecting and you'll no longer be shy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creative_visualization

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Do you usually drive over the speed limit? Not as much as I used to since I set my gps to play a police siren whenever I exceed the speed limit by more than 5 mph (highways).

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How long before Barrack Obama completely squanders the respect that George Bush won for America throughout the world? Too late. He's going into overtime NOW.

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What do you do if your SO doesn't think she pays enough attention to you, and isn't good enough for you and is being a bad SO? Reassure her that she's wrong... ...if she's wrong. If what she says is correct, tell her you appreciate her expressing her concern, that you love her and gently suggest one or two things she might do to improve.

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I fully support the right of atheists to believe as they so choose. Why then can they not extend to me the same courtesy? All you referring to ALL atheists or just AB atheists?

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Does it annoy you when people go out of their way to be politically correct? Such as saying "African-Americans" instead of "black people"? I mean really, that seems so pretentious and absurd. Thoughts? If that's the only thing you have to stress over, consider yourself lucky.

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First thing to come to mind: _____wind Mandolin

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I need a faster place to down load music for free besides lime wire can any one help? You can get a Firefox extention called DownloadHelper that enables users to quickly download most video and music it detects on a webpage. http://www.downloadhelper.net/

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Why is America becoming socialist by the day? Lordy, I do not KNOW. Could be da OTHER way we wuz...you know...BEFORE we started turnin' socialist? Maybe THAT way wuzn't workin' too good.

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Spiritually speaking - Have you ever met the enemy within you? How do you handle this enemy? Yeah. We shook hands right before I ate him. (Ig-nent sum bitch.)

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If people keep going to Hell, wouldn't Hell eventually run out of room? What does the Bible say about Hell's space availability? Don't worry about it. I know a guy... ...he'll be waiting for you when you get there.

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My boyfriend doesn't want me to tell my closets friends about our intimate moments so how should I respond? Don't.

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I lost a bet and jerked-off on a poster. Then my girlfriend stood in front of the poster to examine my semen. The window was open. Then the wind breezed from the window and a little drops of semen leaped on her vagina. Is she pregnant? "Leaping semen, Batman!"

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I am slowly falling back in love with my ex who really did me wrong. but i love her and if i do get back with her im scared of what other people will say do i give us another try or just save myself the shame? (2009-11-24) Date the "other people". You seem to respect them more than your ex.

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Is there any way to know if someone's has hacked your facebook? You log on and find naked pictures of your wife (or hubby). And you didn't take them.

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Due to their recent truth in journalism problems, Fox News is saying they will fire anyone making false statements in the future. Do you believe them? So, did they fire the guy who issued that statement?

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What would be a rude office behavior? Farting. RePEATedly.

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Have you ever written a poem on here--if not, can you write one? I don't think a man or girl would like what I could do. My lack of syncopation would make a doggy poo.

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Your daughter invited her boyfriend over. Will you sleep with your s/o in the hall and lend them your bed? What PLANET are you from?

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What is your spouse's most admirable quality? She puts up with ME.

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If you want to have a beer with someone, have a beer with them; don't make them leader of the free world...agree or disagree? Sorry...I'm a bit slow this morning. Is there some type of movement emerging to elect beer buddies to office?

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Can a police come to your house with out a badge and off duty.? Police can do any damn thing they want to do. Whether their actions are LEGAL or not is another question.

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What feminine virtues (if any) are uplifted by shows like Bridezillas, Bad Girls Club, or Girls Gone Wild? Are women any more respectworthy because of these? If not, why are feminist and women's lib groups silent about them? The target market for this type of "entertainment" enjoy bad manners and titilation. They're unlikely to succomb to complaints raised by such groups.

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I REALLY like this african american guy,I am white as they come,my family is very racist to the point of AB /AC/skinheads whatever,my dad has been to prison for murder,and would def shoot him if he was with me,but I love him,what should I do?any advice? Do him a favor... ...leave him alone. Your "really liking" him could get him killed.

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Does God have a physical form? As much form as energy has, I guess.

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Don't you just love a cop with a sense of humor? Yeah... ...simply hilarious the way they haul your ass to jail.

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Christians, do you ever envy the atheist their guilt free life as compared to your guilt filled and sinful life ? *yes i know you have forgiveness if you repent, but if is a big word* http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8368442

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Why is there so much hate between Christians and Atheists? Is there really? You've got to take what you see here with a grain of salt. Offline, christians and atheists probably give each other little more than a passing thought.

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Were there any decent TV shows when you were younger? I can think of a few...

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What's a song that you would consider flawless? Jackson 5 - Who's Loving You

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Which Word is most Sacred? I.

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Are atheists a god............ unto themselves? Aren't we all?

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Is there anything better than sex? "Good" sex is redundant. All (consentual) sex is good.

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How do you keep yourself from masturbating too frequently? Define "too frequently".

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Do you think that you are created only for play and without any purpose? I believe there was never a time we were NOT here. I believe we're here to create and experience.

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This guy at work comes up everyday within a few minutes of me getting there and talks. He jokes with me a lot. I catch him staring a lot of the time when I look up but he hasn't asked me out in the few months I've known him. Is he just really friendly? Sounds like he's waiting for you to show some indication he has a chance of getting to know you better.

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What to do when you run out of customers? Reorganize. #1 Your product or service doesn't encourage or promote "repeat" customers. #2 You've neglected to generate new customers while servicing current and/or previous customers. #3 Consider starting a new business.

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What is the fear of God means ..? Nothing to me. A parental figure that demands love and obedience through invoking fear makes no sense to me whatsoever. This sounds more like man attributing a human value system to deity.

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So after talking about infidelity I convinced my girlfriend to admit to cheating. But right after she flipped it over on me saying that it was a test to see if my love is unconditional what am i supposed to make if this? Throw the bs flag and figure out if the relationship is worth salvaging.

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Why are most intelligent people unhappy? They think too much. Ignorance really IS bliss.

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Do you have any songs that you like that you won't listen to in front of other people, because you're ashamed of liking it. My fiance is like that about the song, "Fireflies" she likes it and I told her she should be ashamed of herself and she is. lol http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8349483

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If you take no risks in life are you living? That sounds to me like stroking the ego. I say, if you don't abide in the present you're not living.

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Which is the holiest place in the world? The present.

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What is the most intelligent question you can ask someone? "Who are you?" meaning, do you know who you are?

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I noticed on my internet history that my 10 year old was trying to look up "naked girl" pictures. I now set up parental blocks on my computer but should I still have a talk with him or just let him take the hint when he tries again? One thing that never changes is kids thinking they're getting away with something "new". Along with that is the notion that parents don't have a clue. Imagine your 10 year attempting to pursue his new found pleasure, once again, and discovering the parental block. It's probably killing him to think that you suspect him of searching for porn. ("How did he...

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Have you ever had a friend or boyfriend or girlfriend who was bipolar whose feelings toward you flip flopped so they liked/loved you one day and hated you the next day? I once dated a girl who complained that a previous boyfriend was abusive; he liked to hit her. But, the girl was occasionally aggressive and verbally abusive, like she WANTED me to hit her or something. That relationship didn't last too long. (Cute girl, too.)

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Will you ever really try your deepest, most well-hidden sexual fantasy? No. I don't have enough stamina.

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Mormons, Does your god condone lieing? That's kind of like asking, "Does your car condone driving through red lights?" God (or the car, in this instance) is the Way to reach a desired destination. How you choose you use that vehicle is up to you (free will). One would be well advised though to understand the possible consequences of not using said vehicle RESPONSIBLY.

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What is the funniest song in your music collection? Denis Leary - I'm An Asshole

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Why do 60 percnt of black men in hollywood date white women? Interacial Dating Documentary

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How to Copy a File and Ignore Cyclic Redundancy Check? 1. Update old software, 2. get new software, or 3. find a better master.

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How chummy are you with your neighbors? Who?

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HELP: My Bf doesnt see how being affectionate in a relationship is important. How can i make him see that it is? Ive tried talking to him about it a number of times. When you find out let ME know! My wife has never been big on displaying affection.

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Do you think that some moms pressure there daughters on how they look or just teach them those how to take care of yourself things? I'm inclined to believe PEERS pressure girls, while mom (and dads) TRY to maintain a bit of "sensibility".

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What is your favorite salt substitute? Hot sauce.

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What ever happened to gun rights? Let's find out!

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I've read that Evolution is forced on students because creationism isn't allowed. As evidence, it's suggested one should try supporting creationism and see the reaction. Is this similar to taking the Arithmetic Isn't Real position to gauge reactions? I think it's similar to most students not caring one way or the other. Those that DO care are most likely to have their minds made up and nothing being taught in school will make a bit of difference. But parents can't be too careful. Left unchecked and schools will be teaching stuff like safe sex. Oh...they do already. Students ignore that too.

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What is the best way of getting a hamster? Get to know her first?

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How long does it take to drive from Las vegas To New mexico? (This answer courtesy of TomTom gps "Prepare Route" feature.) 585 miles (to Albuquerque, NM): approximately 8 hrs. 37 minutes.

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What does it mean if you just don't care anymore? Who cares....?

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I have this dumb a.. coworker who is always trying to set people up to get in trouble, yet all of the evidence of corruption points to her. Whats the best way to handle her without using the profanity that I would like to use on her? Well, if "all of the evidence points to her", why is it necessary for you to "handle" her at all?

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Does anyone know where i can find this song? its called sex and is a techno song goes like this.... "do you wanna f*** f*** me? bend me over and lift up my skirt shove up my ass? Check the Sacred music section at Wal-Mart.

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Do you suck your milkshake thru a straw or just eat it with a spoon? Do I suck WHAT!? Oh...sorry... ...I didn't read the whole question.

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What does the phrase "one hand washes the other" mean? Both hands are dirty.

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What song is on your ipod that you are embarrassed to admit? My songs are on my cell phone. It doesn't embarrass me, but I skip over the Rolling Stones "Star Star" if I play my tunes in public (out of respect). http://www.lyricsdomain.com/18/rolling_stones/star_star.html

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Do you go to church? Why? what do you get out of it? No. I don't believe going to church necessitates communion with God. Churches provide instruction, fellowship and a structure through which members have the opportunity to serve God and their fellow man.

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Do you go to church,do you believe in a god or do you do have your own religion? No. Yes. They denied me a license.

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How come if you start making out with guy he thinks you want to have sex lol? Because guys can't understand the point of getting all hot and bothered UNLESS you intend to go further. Of course, these are YOUNG men you're referring to. Older gentlemen have discovered the torture of "erectile denial" already.

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What does the phrase "the end justifies the means" mean? It means, "Screw YOU...I'm gettin' mine!"

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Why do atheist's get married when the definition of marriage is the sacrament or liturgical rite in Christianity? If marriage is the sacrament or liturgical rite in Christianity, why must people seeking divorce consult lawyers and judges in Court?

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What separates Jesus from other religious figures? He has a larger fan base?

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I've heard several people say they don't celebrate Halloween because it's a pagan holiday, well isn't christmas a pagan holiday as well? Apparently. Next question.

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What's one thing your Ex, is not? Stupid.

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What effect does lack of sleep have on decision making? It pospones it.

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I am trying to introduce someone to Funk. Already let her hear Clinton and the P-Funk. Can you name some other good funk songs and artists? What...nobody mentioned JAMES BROWN? http://www.last.fm/music/James+Brown/Star+Time/Medley%253A%2BBrother%2BRapp%252FAin%2527t%2BIt%2BFunky%2BNow

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I find it annoying that you have to put your question in a category, do you? No. Categories assist those rare individuals who want to find answers to specific questions.

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How can you prove if someone is playing mind games with you if when you confront them on what they are doing they deny it and twist it back onto you. Ever hear the expression, "It takes 2 people to make a argument"? Well, there is no "game" if you refuse to play. Trying to prove someone is playing "mind games" with you makes you an active participant. Why bother?

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Whatdo you think of AB users who refuse to accept friend requests? Nothing, actually. I've never submitted a friend request.

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Do more people believe in dog or in cat? "Dog is a concept by which we measure our pain." -Johnny Lemon

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Who invented black friday The term "Black Friday" originated in Philadelphia in reference to the heavy traffic on that day (see Origin of the name "Black Friday" below). More recently, merchants and the media have used it instead to refer to the beginning of the period in which retailers go from being in the red (i.e., posting a loss on the books) to being in the black (i.e., turning a profit). ...

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Have you ever looked at your old questions and given everyone who answered points? Those that I've missed.

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Which one is correct ? At the present time wishing to remain anonymous or At this present time wishing to remain anonymous Both look screwy. Who wishes to remain anonymous? Why not simply say, "I wish to remain anonymous." "He (she,) wishes or THEY wish to remain anonymous." "At the present time" is unnecessary.

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How often do women need pap smear tests? "How Often Is A Pap Smear Needed" http://www.answerbag.com/articles/How-Often-Is-a-Pap-Smear-Needed/e67ec034-b33e-8585-b4fe-a4b95aab78fd

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Why do people write out extra filler words? It's bad enough people vocalize the "like", "umm", "or whatever", "sorta", "ok, so...", "well...", etc, but why do they even go to the trouble and effort of typing out these worthless adders? I do it because it simulates actual conversation and helps me express or emphasize the way I feel or what I'm trying to say.

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What is a way to make a "good salad" even BETTER!? More bacon bits.

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What happens if you inhale a fly? You turn into Vincent Price.

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What is the most influential book you have read? The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peale

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What did you think of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy? I've loved the books since I was a kid. I think the films faithfully represent the books; they did an excellent job. I hope "The Hobbit" is given the same treatment.

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"Random acts of anonymous kindness". Is that your philosophy too? I don't think about it. Sometimes I see something that needs to be done. Occasionally someone appreciates whatever it was I did. Then, sometimes I don't friggin' FEEL like it. Either way, I don't give it much thought. It is what it is.

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How can you forgive someone for doing something really hurtful? I know you should forgive people but sometimes it's really hard. ARTICLE: Facts On Forgiving People http://www.answerbag.com/articles/Facts-on-Forgiving-People/2902dadd-0080-5ed1-d26f-302961ab4514

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How do you distinguish someone who is an alcoholic from someone who drinks but is not an alcoholic? Not unless they hit me or my car while under the influence.

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Is it self hate if a black man is disappointed and fed up with the black community? I believe the black thug culture is ruining the black race. I'm black. I agree. Do you think white people hate themselves for motorcycle gangs? "Keeping it real" does not have to mean "keeping it real STUPID"... ...self hate is counter-productive.

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Why can't Obama make a decision on whether or not to send more troops to Afganistan? Conflicting advice? Weighing the consequences? Overly concerned about doing the right thing?

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Call me weird but I like Elvis Presley's movies better than his music, how about you? So. I like Dean Martin's movies better than his music.

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Did you know Obama has gone golfing more in one year than Bush did in eight? Damn. If Bush had played more golf, he wouldn't have had time to take stupid advice. LIKE GETTING AMERICAN SOLDIERS KILLED.

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Do you have a favorite Sidney Poitier film? To Sir With Love

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Can Morality Exist Without God? Nothing exists without God.

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Have you ever been told that you were being racist when you didn't feel that you were being racist at all? No. I was once told I was ugly, though. Does that count?

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If the reason God allows suffering and evil in the world is to preserve our free will, then why does the Bible have him violating free will in the past? Amazing! You've PROVEN there is no GOD! How's it feel to be able to RELAX now and not have to worry about it? Man, I envy YOU.

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Give me one truth and one lie. Explain yourself if you wish, or leave it open for people to ponder... * You can't make sense out of nonsense. * You (he, she, they, the devil, etc) made me do it.

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When we know that "Women actually do love sex" - Why is it that, they have more requirements than men before they can feel their desire for it? Could you suggest what these requirements are? Women don't have any more requirements than 1. those they ALLOW others to impose upon them, and 2. whatever impositions they impose upon themselves.

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Why do some people say they are not religious, but they believe in God, isn't God a concept created by religion? I'm not being smart or sarcastic but the reason COULD be something as simple as "that's the way they feel". People who share this perspective were probably raised to believe in God so they wouldn't think of feeling any other way. But for whatever reason, they've decided not to attend church regularly and they may or may not read the Bible or do those things...

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Can my boss talk about my flaws with other employess? Sure your boss can. It's not good management, but he can do whatever he decides to do. Whether he "should" or not, or whether it's legal is a different question. What you can DO about it may vary from workplace to workplace. If your job is associated with a Union, it may be beneficial to take the issue there

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Why do people think george bush is so bad what did he do? The (REAL) Worst American President? http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0708-27.htm

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Would you rather have a socialist president or a republican president? Well, I've had a Republican president. We know how THAT turned out. Never experienced having a socialist president. (Not even sure I know what that means.) I think I'd prefer an EFFECTIVE president.

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What's one music group you'd never listen to? Gee...I dunno. I don't learn the names of groups I don't like. Not worth remembering any I'm familiar with!

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Do you think Obama will end up being the worst President in history? Why would he be? What's he done...or NOT done...that's so much more egregious than former Presidents? ------------ The 10 Worst Presidents http://www.usnews.com/features/news/history/the-10-worst-presidents.html The Worst US President Ever? http://www.commondreams.org/views05/0708-27.htm

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Would it be great if christmas and thanksgiving could never end? Thanksgiving...yes! Christmas I can do without. (Still paying for Christmas 2 years ago.)

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Do you think its stupid to tell someone your disorders if you have one in a job interview if they ask you? I guess it depends on what kind of disorder you're referring to. Are you asking about a handicap or something else? The handicapped are protected by law. Otherwise it probably prudent to keep your disorder to yourself.

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If Jesus was God in the flesh, who resurrected God when he died? Incredible.

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What are some books Robert A. Heinlein has written? Stranger in a Strange Land http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_in_a_Strange_Land

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Explain how Reagan's policies reflect conservative politics and contributed to stimulation of the economy. ARTICLE: Myth: Carter ruined the economy; Reagan saved it. http://www.huppi.com/kangaroo/L-carterreagan.htm

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When did drugs become a problem? ARTICLE: Timeline: America's War on Drugs http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9252490

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I cheated on my live-in boyfriend of 2 years with a coworker. My boyfriend forgave me and we are trying to work things out, but I can't stop thinking of the other guy and I see myself doing it again. Should I just end my current relationship? Yes.

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Is there anything "not good" that you would say about your Mom? Yeah. Her last stroke rendered her seriously incapacitated.

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What can I tell people about my daughter? My daughter looks like she 4 but really shes only 2 1/2 people are starting to give me problems for spoiling my '4 yr old' and people treat her like shes "special" cause she doesn't talk like a 4 yr old. Try telling 'em something like... ...mind your business.

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You don't have to be Jewish to enjoy __________? Matzo.

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Why is a 108-year-old vampire still in college? Ha! That's only 23 in "people years".

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If you achieve the highest level on AnswerBag does that also mean you are'nt getting laid? You mean it gets WORSE?!

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If you were a dog and were given a free bite with no consequences, who would you bite? Sarah Palin

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What type of questions would you ask yourselves to determine whether you have found the meaning of life? (2009-11-13) Only one question is required: Who am I? BUT, one must ask oneself or contemplate the question with full realization that whatever answer you respond with will be incorrect; however, you must pursue contemplating the question until the answer reveals ITSELF.

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This will be my first Thanksgiving in the US. What should I expect of the day? A royal feast.

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How do we know we are humans? It doesn't matter. We ARE what we are regardless of whatever we THINK we are.

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Have another question. people say i shouldnt be desperate but i cant help it cause im 24 and nothing never happens. Is it a good idea to pay a girl just to go out on a date? so I can atleast say "yes i have dated before" to anyone who asks? Why not? You're gonna have to pay ANYWAY. At least you won't be deluding yourself.

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Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? No. That would be just one more thing to worry about.

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How Do You Download Songs Onto An Ipod Nano INSTRUCTION: How to Put Music on an iPod Nano in Window XP http://www.answerbag.com/articles/How-to-Put-Music-on-an-iPod-Nano-in-Window-XP/690f2580-e7e1-b217-52f6-701645809e42

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What's the last movie you watched that you enjoyed? Why? Star Trek. I thought it would suck because I couldn't imagine how new actors and a "reinterpretation" of the original tv series would fly. The movie exceeded my expectations, though... (SPOILER ALERT) . . . . . . . . . . . . ... I STILL can't understand why the planet Vulcan had to be destroyed.

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If 'God can do anything', can he build a mountain so strong he can't move it himself? - deleted duplicate answer -

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Which do you get more often....angry or hurt? Could it be our fault sometimes for expecting too much from others? Angry... ...and it's ALWAYS our fault for expecting too much. People weren't put here to live up to our expectations.

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Is their really anybody out there who does not lie or bullsh*t's? I've been acquainted with a few people like that. Unfortunately, I'm so busy lying and bullsh*tting I've probably missed many more.

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If you piss alot will you pass a urine test? You might if the test measures urination frequency.

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Why people go so crazy about money ,up to losing even their human qualities? Being crazy about money IS a human quality for some people. Not a particularly ATTRACTIVE human quality, in some respects, but a human quality nonetheless.

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How can you tell your co-workers gently that they need to improve their grammar because their emails are an embarrassment to the company? It's probably more prudent to leave that to supervision. After all, if it's that much of an embarrassment to the company, management will address the issue.

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Assume God exists. What do you think He is made of? Would those substances exist on our currently known periodic table? Do you think the rules of physics, biology, and medicine apply to Him? (Try not to start fighting!) I say energy. Energy comprises everthing and supports the theory that we're all one.

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Does it bother you when people make an account with this site, ask one question, then leave and never log in again? The thought never occurred to me...but then, I don't monitor members that closely. It's to be expected though. Not everyone wants to spend their time online asking and answering questions.

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I am a married man. I am also a manager of a company. I am also 42. One of my co workers who is 32 and very sexy is flirting with me and wants to have sex. she says that nobody needs to know and it will be just fun. what should I do? Nobody will know about it UNLESS (for whatever reason) she gets mad at you and decides to teach you a lesson. Then EVERYBODY will know about it. Can you afford the risk?

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How do you stop seeing someone that you really care for when you realize that the r/ship is not going to amount to anything. I've never had to make that decision... ...but my former fiance did. We'd been dating a couple of years before she asked me what my intentions were. Either I married her or she would go her way and allow me to go mine. I married her.

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What a store that no longer around? Gino's Hamburgers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gino's_Hamburgers http://ginoshamburgers.homestead.com/index.html http://www.ginosgiant.com/Main/ourstory.html

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Have you ever taken the wrong turn while driving? Yeah. TomTom to the rescue!

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Have you ever wanted to be a Martian? Not since Bill Bixby and Ray Walston played house together. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Favorite_Martian

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What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Pencil d*&! mother@#$%#*!

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Will toilet paper ever go out of style? I thought it WAS already the way the women in MY house go through it. Friggin' toilet paper is an endangered friggin SPECIES in MY house. What's that noise? The friggin' shlitz paper crying for help.

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When I flush my toilet sometimes it's OK but other times the water just swirls around and doesn't go down the drain. What causes this? Light load.

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Why are people so against down rating? Everyone on here makes such a big deal out of it. The option of down rating is there to be used, not to be feared. Are people just too politically correct? They don't talk about it much, but I recall a post explaining how some kid became so upset with a particular d/r that he had a seizure. No one ever heard from him again. It cast a terrible pall over downrating people, but it's been so long since the "seizure kid", no one really remembers the real reason why everybody is so against it. So there you are.

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When was Wolfman Jack on the radio? Early to mid 60s. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfman_Jack

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What is the worst car you have driven? I've been pretty lucky.

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Should alcoholic drinks containing caffeine be banned? Nothing worse than a wide awake drunk.

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What is the history of television http://www.answerbag.com/articles/Facts-on-Televisions/c0109214-3995-4028-0dd5-7badbfeb363f

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What do Sundays mean to you? Another Park, Another Sunday

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Is it wrong to tell Catholics that they are immersed in false, man-made doctrine if I'm just trying to help them? It is if they didn't ask for your assistance.

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Have you ever locked your car keys inside the car and how did you get into your car to get them. Yes. Spare set of keys.

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How many seconds are in 12hrs and 9mins Multiply 12 (hrs) by 60 (min). Add your 9 min to the total. Mutiply that by 60 (sec).

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Would you kiss the same sex for $100,000,000,000,000? American dollars...small denominations...cash in advance. No checks.

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I don't understand how the Sims 2 works. I need the Sims 2 base game first, right? Where do I get the Sims 2 base game? Buy it?

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Here's a challenge! Can any of you write a reasonable sentence, without using a word containing more than 5 letters? SORRY...don't know if I can.

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Why is there no encouragement or programs in the American public education system to advance smart children? Can't speak for other parts of the country, but in Maryland there are. I have one daughter who's attending middle school through the "Ingenuity Project", and her twin sister has been invited to attend senior high school through the same program. http://www.ingenuityproject.org/

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Why are Christians so scared of questions. Related Q&A: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8289087

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Could you name me an Actress that has become more attractive with age - without any 'surgical help'...? Don't know about the surgery part, but Kim Fields - "Tootie" on "The Fact of Life" tv show.

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Do you and your significant other finish each other's sentences? "Finish each other's sentences." That's cute. That's what you call it when the relationship is brand spanking new and shiny. IF the relationship lasts long enough for you to annoy each other, it's called "...CUTTING ME OFF BEFORE I FINISHED TALKING!"

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Would this be a good way of dealing with tailgaters? (warning: video has strong language). Hell yeah.

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Let's say you were put in a pitch black room ( against your will ) and you could escape at any time but if you do five people would die and If you wait for a year they'll let you out what would you do? What you would do and what you SAY you would do are often miles apart. The average person can't sit quietly for 5 minutes without looking for something to do. I can't imagine being in a room that long with nothing to do. Hate to say it but there'd be 5 dead people.

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Guys:Would u talk to a girl(that you dont know) that would come to talk to you about random stuff,or you would try to avoid her? (2009-11-15) I generally avoid idle chatter from anyone. But then again, I'm married. Were I single and wanted to "get next to her", I might tolerate it.

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I f god allow you to choose between one ethnicity,one race,one religion in earth, what you choose? That's easy. My choices would be a new (unknown) ethnicity, race, and religion so no one could claim privilage or experience bitterness due to anything that previously existed.

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What will happen if all countries of world ,become one nation? 7-Elevens everywhere.

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Is it bad form to answer your own question, even if it is conversational? No. If you notice, after posting a question you're given an to see and/or answer the question you just posted.

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What is the blacks culture towards the law What leads you to believe that black people have a shared perspective of the police department?

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To people who take their religion too seriously, didn't it ever occur to you that occasionally people just make shit up? No one likes to believe they've been foolish about something. Being part of a large group of people who have similar beliefs enables us to ignore or overlook some things that just don't jive. I'm just as guilty of it as anyone else, however I take the stand that as long as I'm gonna believe some "shit", it may as well be "shit" that makes SENSE to me....

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Do spend any time at all chastising the Questioner for the question asked or simply ignore those questions you don't like and answer the ones you do? There's not enough time in the day to rebuke or chastise members for certain questions...especially the questions in which the sole purpose seems to be to entice someone into a debate or an argument. Don't get me started on the people who ask the same questions over and over again in various "incarnations" (if you catch my drift). Much easier to ignore them. Less...

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I think it takes a lot more creativity to ask a question than to criticize one. What do you think? NOT FAIR! I had a humorous reply that I can't use 'cause we're friends. The INJUSTICE of it all!

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How to write an essay without any duplication? "How To Write The Perfect Essay" http://www.answerbag.com/articles/How-to-Write-the-Perfect-Essay/c993c3fa-74d3-e7d8-08bb-4bf9e1931db8

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I'm 17 and am allergic to latex in condoms, so when we have sex, it's unprotected. What should I do, and can I get birth control without my parents knowing? Your girl BOUGHT that, did she?

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What is the oldest television show you actually remember watching as a child? The Lorenzo Show http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lorenzo_Show

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What is the most boring thing you have ever seen? AB on a Saturday night.

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As a child, who did you want to be like when you grew up? Superman.

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Are you a cafeteria Christian (Muslim, etc.)? What is a cafeteria Christian?

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Who was the first person online to say "I'm the pope of the horoscope, the king of the fucking ring, matador against the bull distracted by my bling"? Paul McCartney.

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How do you handle siblings that are adults making you always feel like the "black sheep" of the family, that you are always to blame for "trouble " or fighting that occurs even as adults? Avoid them. Just because they're family doesn't mean you have to put up with that crap. I'd show 'em the door QUICK and not give it a second thought. "Black sheep THIS, @#$%!"

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What are the most common causes of flatulence in dogs? Burritos?

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What's the best; 'Fire Fox' or 'Internet Explorer.'? Can you please be specific. Thanks. I prefer Firefox, but it hasn't been performing well lately (don't know why) so I've been using Internet Explorer.

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Do you know someone who always thinks that they are right and are the standards that everyone should look up to? (I ASKED you not to embarrass me in public...!)

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Drawing with colored pencil, I want to black out the area behind my character. What would you suggest to black it out with? Pencil is too gray, marker leaves lines. Sharpie fine point?

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Whats something you hate but do anyway to please your s/o? (i go fishing with mine) Fix stuff. It usually turns out worse than it was before I "fixed" it, but the fact that I "did something" is good enough to have my "Man Card" validated for at least the next 30 days.

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Has your GPS ever gotten you lost? The only way I can see that happening is if the driver enters an area or region in which the GPS drops or fails to pick up any satellite signals for an extended period. I haven't driven anywhere that would have such a blind spot big enough that it would enable my TomTom to be that ineffective.

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To everyone that looks at pornography: How would you feel if it was your sister naked in those magazines? ASTOUNDED! (You ain't SEEN my sister!)

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When people say they have a "connection" with someone what does that mean? They have a "CONNECTION", you FEEL me? They homeys. That's how they ROLL! Thas my DAWG!

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Male ABers - do you find smart woman threatening, stimulating, or somewhere in between? Stimulating. ESPECIALLY if I've managed to delude them into believing I'M smart too.

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What would be the best advice someone has given you so far at this stage of your life and has the advice helped you. Yeah...got myself in a pickle when I was in the service. A Master Chief Petter Officer went out of his way to help me out. When I asked him what I could do to repay his generousity, he replied, "You'll occasionally run across someone in need, who for whatever reason cannot help himself. If you find yourself in a position to help that person, do so." I HAVE, and I've...

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Why does god have more problems with people having sex with one another then with people killing one another? Really? Damn...must have missed that memo.

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God gave man "freewill" therefore he doesn't intervene even to stop Hitler and God doesn't send people to hell, "peoples' sins do." Does God do ANYTHING at all? Your question prompted me to remember an old story: One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden it started raining, really, really, hard! After about one full hour of complete non-stop rain, they started making evacuations because the whole church was flooding, but the preacher just stood there in the ankle-deep water. A guy in a car came up to...

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What's the oldest memory you have of a song? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8135898

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If you had a extra $500 dollars what would you buy right now with it? Half would go to the auto mechanic who graciously replaced my water pump last week...DESPITE knowing beforehand I didn't have the money to pay for it. He voluntarily gave me $250 credit. At least $75 would go toward dinner tonight. My eldest daughter turned 18 yesterday; we're going to Red Lobster. The rest goes to reserve in case something "pops up". (Something...

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Would you watch a remake of the Prisoner? Probably. I think the Pretender was pretty close. Different premise but close enough. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6403093082566794513#

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PLEASE ANSWER!!! Explain what is Government website? THANKS USA.gov

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Is it bad to greet someone with a hug? How would you greet someone and why? I prefer NOT to greet people. It's too confusing. You'd have to be black to understand. The way we greet each other changes from time to time. I never know whether I'm supposed to hand shake, grasp hands a CERTAIN WAY, fist bump, "dap", hug, hug and back pat... It's a real pain in the ass if you're "out of the loop". I've been...

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Do you have a little extra 'hidden' in your checking account in case you forget to record a transaction made? For example: I wrote down the balance as $50 less than what was in there when I first opened the account. You remind me of my wife...she purposely sets the clock 5 minutes fast to "trick" herself into leaving the house earlier. The problem is, she KNOWS the clock is 5 minutes fast so she compensates for the change and winds up leaving home THE SAME TIME SHE WOULD NORMALLY LEAVE. WTF?

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I've returned to my original look and name (not all caps hehe). Could you describe the name and avatar you used on your very first day here on Answerbag? RipW (for Rip Washington) Switched to SABOTEUR when I developed an affinity for playing the game "Sabotage" at ItsYourTurn.com. http://www.itsyourturn.com/t_helptopic2100.html

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What is your best reason for not answering someone's call? (you purposely didn't pick up.) Besides the fact that I dislike answering phones, I intentionally AVOID answering any call that (a) doesn't identify who the caller is. (b) identifies a caller I don't want to or don't NEED to speak with. Example: Phone rings and caller ID identifies caller as a friend of my wife. Is it necessary to answer the call if my wife is not home? No one answering the call is...

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Are you going to fall asleep tonight with the woman you love cuddled into your arms? No. We sleep in seperate beds.

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Have you ever wrote a check knowing that your account is lacking funds until the next day? Have you ever recieved a check that turned out to be 'bad'? Yes to BOTH questions...which is why I never write checks anymore. I use my debit card EXCLUSIVELY. If the funds aren't in my account, my debit card rejects the transaction. If I need it that much, it'll have to wait until payday rolls around again.

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Are there any good reasons to keep pictures of your ex? If so, what are they? That's a good question. At work I have a family picture of me, my-ex and our 3 young sons. Other than the picture capturing the moment I graduated Navy Sub School, it holds no other emotional value. I see no reason not to keep it OR display it.

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Would it bother you if your s/o slept with a teddy bear? Would it be different if it was a man or a woman? Is that sanitary?

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Would you support a law making it illegal to spank your own children? No. There are enough child protection laws already that effectively nullify parental attempts to discipline their children.

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Which album made michael jackson legend himselves? Off the Wall introduced the "new" Michael Jackson. He was already a star. Thriller made him a superstar.

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Spiritually Speaking: who is more polite Christians or atheists? No DISRESPECT intended, but... ...how does adding "Spiritually Speaking" change the emphasis of this basic question? Just asking...

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How do you make up a mistake? I know how to make mistakes not fix them. How can I fix?(in a relationship) How to regain trust? "Mistake" is the recognition that an error was made. Owning up to the mistake is recognition that YOU were responsible. Owning up to a mistake is half the battle. Hopefully, it shows you learned from your mistake. The only other thing you can do is endeavor not to repeat the mistake, which DEMONSTRATES how much you actually learned. Whether anyone APPRECIATES your efforts or...

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How is life treating you-spiritually speaking? Life simply IS. It treats nothing. -------------- I notice you ask a lot of spirituality questions. Once you embark on a serious study of spirituality you'll leard about the power of words, and the responsibility of using words for those upon a particular spiritual path. Your question ignores a basic principle of spirituality, being I AM RESPONSIBLE. Not "life"....

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What are your top 5 favorite purchases? (Not necessarily in this order...) 1. electric blanket 2. mobile gps (TomTom) 3. Sirius satellite radio 4. personal vapirizer (aka electronic cigarette) 5. WaveBuilder products (http://www.wavebuilder.com/index.html)

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How can a man please a woman without touching her( with anything) in the bed room? Wash the dishes...fix the room...mow the lawn...paint the house...pay the bills...etc. HELL of an aphrodisiac!

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What is the dumbest AB rule/regulation? NO religious intolerance. (We break that one ALL the time...lol!)

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What do you think of back links? Not much if it's spam.

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Spiritually speaking-are atheists aware of what they are missing-Love of the Lord? Spiritual speaking... ...you can't miss what you don't appreciate.

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Do you use Crisco? Kinda thick. I believe K-Y is better.

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What are the advantages of fast food? Uh...it's FAST.

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I'm just so disgruntled with people right now and am just about to give up hope completely...Have you ever felt this way and what did you do to get past it? I took a vacation from AB for a while.

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Please tell me why guys always tell us women that we are crazy? Hopefully one day the grow the hell up and realize what asswipes they were. (2009-11-11) NEWS FLASH! No we won't.

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What is a good comeback when somebody says "your terrible at basketball?" KISS MY.... ...NO...that's no good...

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When is Barack Obama going to finally proceed to health care reform, as he promised to us during his campaign? As soon as he puts a lockdown on the Senate and the House.

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Whats the best way to to make someone stop talking? Marry them.

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Will you be angry or hate if someone tell you that "I do not believe in your God"? Why most believers argue or defend their God? (God doesn't really care about this for sure) Why indeed. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8250596

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I am super horney all the time. My husband can not keep up. I often am pissed off 'cause he don't want to have sex. I've even threatened to cheat. I fell bad, but I want to have sex. What do I do? Invest in a Sybian. http://www.sybian.com/sybianindex.html

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Are all hypocrites Christian? I think the word "all" renders you question meaningless.

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Are all Christians hypocrites? I thing the word "all" renders your question meaningless.

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Is sarcasm rude or is it needed sometimes to get a point across? Depends on how it's used. In this example, sarcasm isn't rude at all: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8252902

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How would you respond if another female said she was dreaming about having sex with your bf and she wished it had come true? Related answer to similar question: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8206011

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What's it called when you're afraid to use the telephone? Dodging bill collectors.

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President Barack Obama said today that he plans to spend 3 billion dollars to erect an enormous pyramid in Washington DC to serve as his royal tomb. How on earth can you liberals defend this one? (((sniff...sniff))) Hmmmm.... ....smells like desperation to me. (-5 for lack of fact checking)

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Is religion the easy way out?( when ever something goes wrong like death they accept it as god's will, why not find out the answers?) The dilemma with questions of this sort is there is no universally accepted agreement of certain ideas you expressed. What, exactly, IS God's will? Some may arguably submit that God's will is what MAN will's for himself (free will). Does anyone know death is "wrong", or is this an accepted view of something no one understands and everyone prefers not to...

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Who else wants to wish John Allen Muhammed a good trip to Hell? Frankly, I don't believe in hell. BUT... ...if there IS a hell I hope he's taking the express lane there.

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Could you find true love in Wal-Mart? Depends. Only select locations offer a True Love section.

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Do people get your sense of humour, or do you often stand there with no one laughing at your attempt of a joke, especially if you have a dry sense of humour? Self deprecation and pointing out the absurd in everyday situations is not hard for people to understand. Doing the same ONLINE is hit-or-miss since humor is not easily communicated when written. Most of the time, people "get it". If not, they "get over it".

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Michael Jackson's "This is it!". Anyone seen it yet? Two words if you have. Before I go see it. Thank you Provides closure.

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Who should become Aerosmith's new frontman? Don't know and don't care. Aerosmith without Steven Tyler is like Grand Funk Railroad without Mark Farner: CLOSE, but no cigar.

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Is it true that 77% of marriages are sexless? I don't know. Where did you get your statistics?

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Have you ever helped an atheist realize God does exist? Not trying to attack athesists, I hear their viewpoint but I know and understand there is God. You know and understand God, yet you question God's judgement. God allows man FREE WILL. Free will entitles man to live his life in whatever manner he chooses. There is no stipulation to free will that man is obligated to believe in or pay homage to ANYONE. So... IF God exists and God blessed man with free will and HOW man uses that will is ok with HIM... ...WHY...

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I need to know how to write a essays How To Write Engaging Essays http://www.answerbag.com/articles/How-to-Write-Engaging-Essays/3c517256-7098-1bd4-8a05-b50c4d2c0620

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Where did the Cherokee Indians really come from? http://www.answerbag.com/articles/About-the-Cherokee-Indians/5f61131f-ab96-bd6c-1ab3-b19ec13bfce7

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We're supposed to serve God. Are we slaves then? You're a slave if you serve against your will. It's your call...

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What do you think some of the "unwritten rules" are here on AnswerBag? * Beat a dead horse whenever possible. * Christians and non-Christians will never see eye-to-eye...don't take it personal. * If you think you've seen this question before, you probably have. * President Obama is the Anti-Christ...until FoxNews and Crush Limpbags say otherwise.

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What motivates you to get up and out of bed every morning? Homelessness.

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Just when is enough actually Enough for you? NOW is the only moment there IS.

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How long does it take to get enlightened? What do you learn when Enlightened? People become the moment they "wake up" to the fact that this is all illusion. WHEN depends on how committed you are to mastering the art of Being Here Now. It has nothing to do with what you learn. It's more of a process of un-learning everything you "think" you know. In reality, there's No-Thing to...

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Is spreading atheism harmful to society? Gee...I don't recall anyone ever going to war "For Atheism and country!"

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Is Spiritual Awareness increasing? Wont this admonish Religious intolerance? It's possible, though I don't know how anyone would measure such a thing in order to quantify it. It's not like spiritually aware people organize themselves into sects or religions and announce who they are. They move among us incognito, revealing themselves to a selected few and sharing only with those who are willing to listen. Finally, NOTHING will abolish religious...

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How do YOU know if you made the right decision, done the right thing? I've said this many times in this forum. My life changed for the better when I contemplated the times I knew I was absolutely right, only to discover later on I was absolutely wrong. While some actions are definitely preferable to other actions (or not), a person would have to have an extremely large perspective of things to calculate all of the potential consequences of any given...

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Does anyone read ALL the answers before posting one him/herself? I rarely read answers if I intend to post an answer myself. I'm not sure if this is because I don't want to be influenced by someone else's opinion or because I'm lazy.

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How can you make sure your phone isn't tapped? It's probably better to assume it IS and speak responsibly. Heck...that's a good practice to follow all of the time, isn't it?

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How come Fox News was the only TV network to carry Obama’s speech on the 20th anniversary of the fall of Berlin Wall? They are "not a news network", right, they carry only lies, right? How can they effectively pick the President's speech apart if nobody knows what he said. I'm being facetious, of course. So they carried a speech nobody else did. That doesn't make them credible OR respected. Hell...SPIKE carries the UFC. Does that make them a sports channel? I think not.

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If Life has no meaning, then what does? If... life is everything, and life is meaningless then Everything is meaningless.

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How long sholud our prayers be? What does the Bible teach on this subject? http://www.answerbag.com/articles/What-Does-the-Bible-Say-About-Praying/5bb9bcec-83d5-acdc-a75a-f0e5571d7e51

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What true story turned into a movie is worth watching? Searching for Bobby Fischer

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What are some homemade Christmas presents one could make? Shoe Extractor. -------------- Handy for the removal of various footwear lodged firmly in anal crevices. Especially useful when attempting to pass off homemade Christmas presents.

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What are you learning at the moment? Interesting. If you avoid the temptation to just put down an answer, or an answer doesn't spring immediately to mind the question forces the mind to silence. What are powerful question. Thank you.

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Could you please try to explain to a non American, in simple terms, why Obama's health care package is a bad thing? FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh TOLD everyone it was bad.

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Does your bf/gf ever cancel plans on you? Doest in make you so mad? My wife doesn't cancel plans on me. She makes plans FOR me. Annoys the HELL out of me.

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What's Your Zen Moment of the Week? Learning about "The Game".

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Do Americans really hate government and want it dismantled? See LINK: The fact that government has changed very little within the past 70...80 years is proof the American people are very comfortable with mediocrity. We're all for change, though. As long as it's somebody else who changes. And it doesn't affect ME.

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Why does God test us? You know a better way to measure a student's mastery of a subject? (listening....) Al-RIGHT then.

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Who is the person you love first and foremost in this world? It used to be my wife. She berated me for not making the children priority. One day I'll learn to keep my big mouth shut.

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Do you like to watch UFC? Watch it whenever I come across it. Love it.

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Do you visit adult answerbag? I visited once or twice. The repetitive subject matter quickly rendered it boring. And, it made me feel like I needed a bath.

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Is the statement 'nothing's perfect' somehow perfect itself? It might be if it were true. In fact, EVERYTHING is perfect... ...our PERCEPTION is skewed.

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Have The Answerbag "Powers To Be" Ever Cheated YOU Out Of Your Moderation Points? Interesting... ...I kinda felt I was "slighted" a few points too. I don't know for sure, but I believe the points you're awarded depends a lot on who's screening your flags. Sometimes it seems like every question I flag is approved. Other times, less than half. Call it "karmic justice". AB members are pissed when their questions are flagged,...

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My wife told me in the dream that she laid with another man please what does it mean. Related Q&A: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8206011

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Guys what is the meanest thing you have ever said behind a girls back? A funny thing about words... ...you never know whether they'll return to bite you in the ass. And you never know when someone may be in a position where you'll need them for help. So, I avoid saying anything I might possibly regret later on.

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What do you do when you hate someone? Avoid them whenever possible. Then forget about them. Carrying hate around WITH you is like carrying sh*t in your pockets... ...and complaining about the putrid smell.

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Is love the delusion that one woman/ man differs from another? Damn. Never heard it put quite like that before. You're alright there, Doyler!

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Ever get one of those people that just won't stop leaving another comment? Wanting to have the last word is a seductive habit to fall into on social forums. Some of us become obnoxious with this obsession. Fortunately, I usually become embarrassed rather quickly and stop before shoving my foot too far down my throat. And occasionally, certain AB members who respect me will intercede and respectfully tell me to shut the f*ck up.

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I need ideas for things to get my husband for christmas?? any ideas? How about a mobile GPS unit? They're relatively inexpensive and always useful. (And you won't have to argue about directions anymore.)

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When someone breaks up with you.. how do you get rid of that pesky feeling of Love? You never "get rid" of love. You allow things to obscure it's presence. People usually try to accelerate the process by consciously focusing attention to activities OUTSIDE of their bodies... ...something we tend to do "naturally" or "unconsciously" when we're not psycho-logically in pain.

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My friend says he has the erotic dreams about me. We dated briefly a few years ago but it didn't work out. Now, he just calls to check on me...etc what does this mean? He feels he has "unfinished business" to take care of. So far, you haven't "authorized delivery".

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What sort of work does God do? Depends on what you believe God to be. If God is All His "work" is simply to BE.

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What will three (3) drinks of alcohol do to you? Make me sleepy.

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Whats one thing that you have always wanted and never got? I always wanted a reel to reel movie projector. I had this burning desire of owning one so I could watch movies anytime I wanted to. I used to DREAM about it! Silly, huh?

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Do you think every generation is becomeing stupider and stupider? Hard to answer seriously when the word "becoming" is mispelled and "stupider" just looks...well...STUPID. Sorry.

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Which tv shows would you like to see make a comeback? La Femme Nikita

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Does anyone have a home remedy for itchy dry skin? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8141626

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Why is the god in the first testament so different from the god in the second one? Articles: http://www.gotquestions.org/difference-old-new-testaments.html http://mb-soft.com/public/godotnt.html

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I cheated on my gf, how can I win her back before 2012 if Obama is The Antichrist? Close your eyes, click your heels together 3 times and say, "Klan rally at 6. Hail George Bush!" "Klan rally at 6. Hail George Bush!" "Klan rally at 6. Hail George Bush!"

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Ladies: You know the man you are dating for the first time is not good for you because ___________. ...his mommy is in the back seat.

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Gentlemen: You know the girl you are now dating is not good for you because ______________. ...you have to take a number and stand in line.

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What's the best vehicle you've seen in movies? Ford P.O.S. (from Men In Black)

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Does it come as a surprise to anyone with a brain that the ft hood shooter is a muslim? No. But then, I wouldn't be surprised if he were anything else...it's the INCIDENT itself that's surprising. What's predictable is the knowledge that an ABer will use the tragedy as an opportunity to slam Muslim people instead of one crazed individual. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33751407/ns/us_news-the_new_york_times/ns/us_news-the_new_york_times/

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Why do people always mark questions which are similar to others as duplicate? Sometime i want to know what people are thinking now, not 2 years ago when the original question was asked, whats your view on this? 1. The most current answer to an old question appears FIRST. In FACT, you won't even notice it's an old question unless you look at the date. Subsequent new questions will appear the same way. 2. We don't need 15 variations of the same question. 3. If AB began charging a fee to offset the cost of servor storage we'd appreciate the good old days when we could spread...

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Describe the new movie, This is It. Private footage of Michael Jackson tour rehearsals hours before the star's untimely death.

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What's your best excuse for coming home late? Traffic. If I said I stopped off for a drink and some strange trim she'd know I was lying. I'd be too sleepy to drive home.

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What would you say makes yourself you? My insanity uniquely identifies me as "me". Everyone's insanity/neurosis is different. It's what defines us as (normal) individuals.

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Is it wrong for Lesbians to have romantic relationships with men? I met a guy I like who is clearly interested in me and I want to get more involved. Of course it's wrong. if you're a lesbian. If you're bi-sexual it's completely normal. I'd respectfully suggest you submit a request to upgrade your status.

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Did good people go to heaven and bad people go to hell before Jesus came to earth to die for us? No. They just hung around the afterworld until they were able to take advantage of the opportunity to advise people on the production of bad reality tv shows.

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Anyone else out there sick of having a do nothing president that can only lean on blaming others to keep making himself look good? How silly. "Blaming others" is part of the Presidential Job Description. What President do YOU know has ever said, "It's MY fault. I take the blame." You (we) can't be THAT sick if we fall for the same tactics each and every time the Presidential election rolls around. And WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? How much SENSE does it make to keep doing things the same...

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The democrats pissing and moaning about republicans... republicans pissing and moaning about dems! why dont we all quit arguing with each other and make these politicians realize who they represent. i say we need ron paul. who do you want. You know ... I used to play chess with a guy who would always talk shlitz during the game. The more he talked, the madder I got. The madder I got, the more games I'd lose. That is, until he revealed to me, (Laughing) "I don't give a shlitz about you gettin' mad. Whatever it takes to distract you from what's happening on the board." From the looks of the political...

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Do you practice what you preach? Only when it's convenient, it seems. Part of the reason I leave so many reminders around AB...so members with "ears to hear" and "eyes to see" can pull me up when they see me wandering from the path. So sayeth the old adage: "You TEACH what you most need to LEARN."

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Who should move out of the house, the cheater, or the cheated? Seems clear to ME. The cheater should move in with whoever they're cheating with.

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Who do you seem to piss off a lot? My co-worker. 80 year old guy forgets more than he ever knew. I'd be ashamed in having to point out his errors if I didn't have to correct his work FOR him and he wasn't such an asshole.

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What happened to the people in Village People? Village People - The Official Site http://www.officialvillagepeople.com/index.php

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I get really nervous around attractive girls but I have to work with them all day. What can I do to stop getting like this? If you're not thinking about sex (as you replied to another answer) what is there to be nervous ABOUT? You know what I think your problem is? YOU, my friend, think too much about EVERYTHING. You might benefit from a course in meditation. Before you drive yourself and everyone around you crazy.

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Why do fathers generally suck as parents? We have inferior breasts.

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Do teenagers have any concept of money? Teenagers have an EXCELLENT concept of money. How to SPEND it.

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If one says that their computer is gay, is it dating another computer of the same sex? What an ignorant question. . . . . . . . . . . . . It means the computer has "gay tendencies".

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Whats the easyiest way to ask if a girl is interested in you without her knowing? Hypnotize her. (WTF?)

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Can a woman pressure a man into sex? Deleted - duplicate response

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I want to bag my head in the Padded Room while wearing a straitjacket. What song should I listen to? Alice Cooper - Steven

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I am an asexual but I want my sex-drive wiped-out completely Is there any homeredies for it The dilemma is not sex drive, it's your THOUGHTS about sex drive. I would respectfully suggest pursuing an advanced course in meditation or self realization.

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What causes a condom to brake while in use? The driver exceeding the speed limit?

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Is it harder than before to get into your preferred college and, if so, why? My wife and I was discussing something similar earlier this week. We were talking about how people have been allowed to graduate high schools and college without mastery of the subject. How we work with people who can't construct sentences and who lack reading comprehension. It seems the emphasis is placed more toward MOVING people than TEACHING them anything. I said all that...

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Has anyone else heard of a song artist called Busta Rhymes? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busta_Rhymes

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I have this professor that really hates me, he treats me harshly and rudely, and I have no clue what I did. He's even had a full-on freak out when I came to class late. Could I report him for this behavior? When I was in the Navy, I worked for this senior petty officer who was always on my ass. Got tired of it one day and cursed him out. Getting "wrote up" (reprimanded) was expected, but what knocked me for a loop was this "hard ass" had been one of my strongest supporters. Unbeknowest (shut up) to myself, he had been lobbying for me to get a promotion. I...

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What is your answerbag filled with? Hot air.

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Ask some one in your household whats the forecast for tomorrow mark response? And where are you located? Oh, that's much too complicated. Can't I just GOOGLE weather?

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What is something families do on long car trips? Complain about how long it's taking to "get there".

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How old were you when you first had sex? As opposed to the first time you had sexual activity with the SAME sex?

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How do you get a six yr old to stop swearing? Threaten to take his firearm away.

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Whats the Real difference Between Ammerican and British English for Speaking? Articles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_differences http://esl.about.com/od/toeflieltscambridge/a/dif_ambrit.htm

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I've seen a lot of questions tonight doubting Evolution, so how would those people explain the fact that we are still physically and mentally evolving? Anyone with a fixed perspective doesn't need to explain ANYTHING. And, if they bothered to explain themselves, would their explanation meet your expectations?

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I find jesus people rather annoying. Im not trying to be mean or anything but do you think god would understand that I still love him even though I can't stand them? You sound like you're under the mistaken impression that "Jesus people" shouldn't be considered annoying. They're human. They can be just as annoying as anyone else.

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How should someone discuss sexual exploration with their partner? Article: You want me to do WHAT? Talking about Sex with Your Partner http://www.realsexedfacts.com/talking-about-sex-with-your-partner.html

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Why do men lead women on? If they don't like you like a girlfriend why string you along and mess with your head? If he does as you suggest, you might not want to be intimate with him anymore. Why take the chance?

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Why do guys think that just cause i have big breasts, and an open mind, it automatically make me a slut? It's called "wishful thinking". Reminds me of an old joke... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What's the difference between a ho and a slut? A ho is a b*tch who will f*ck everybody. A slut is a b*tch who will f*ck everybody but YOU.

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What is the secret to keeping friends? Keep being friendly.

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Whats better Planned or spontaneous sex? Spontaneous. Plans are often subject to change.

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What is the first thing you do after checking in at your hotel? Wait for the next orders.

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Could you afford to pay an extra $320 a year for electricity? That averages to an additional $13 a month...something like that? I wouldn't LIKE it, but I'm sure we could scrape that together.

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Why havent i been able to ejaculate when my girlfriend pleasures me? we've only done this a few times but i can't figure out why. were teenagers You're too nervous, or maybe you don't LIKE it.

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How common is online ticketing fraud? Ticket Scam Resource Center A Comsumer's Guide to the Ticketing Industry http://www.gocek.org/ticketscams/industry.aspx

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Guys, is it intemadating if a woman knows more about your favorite sport than you do? Would you still want to date her? DATE her? I MARRIED her.

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What is Satans duty in the world? Is the Universe run by God or Satan? Satan is God's drill sergeant.

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Why can't the US learn to love its government? When more effort is exerted toward effectively running government than is wasted toward keeping career politicians in office.

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How insecure are guys about penis size? Girls, Do you prefer guys with girth or length? Related question: When did men first begin to feel insecure about the size of their ...eh...private parts? When did this hangup originate? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1763270

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What is something all Men wish for? You're kidding, right?

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This will make you say WTF. Why would someone get a Michael Jackson tattoo like this? You're right... ...WTF is right.

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Why do some people not drink alcohol at all? I stopped when my first child was born. I was often responsible for watching the baby when my wife was away or asleep. I never wanted to find myself in a situation where the baby needed something but I wasn't able to care for her because I had been drinking. Now that my children teenagers, I'll have a beer or two on holidays or something. Guess I just lost my taste for it. ...

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What is your favorite song, whose title is also a question? The Who - Who Are You?

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How is my question a duplicate? How often do you go to the pubic library? You never answered. What, are you unable to read. Show me the damned duplicate or put my question back. Note: Questions do NOT have to be exactly the same to be considered "duplicate". They must, however, communicate the same idea or thought expressed. These may be considered duplicate questions for: How often do you got to the public library? * Do you use the library often? If so, how often? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/162351 * How often do you use the public library?...

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What's the quickest way to rack up points here on AB? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2721848

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How can I get free instructions on how to use Photoshop? http://www.photoshopinstructions.com/ http://graphicssoft.about.com/od/photoshop/Adobe_Photoshop_Resources.htm http://www.wonderhowto.com/topic/photoshop-instructions/ (Am I the ONLY one here that uses Google?)

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Why do you think the American Moslim soldier turned his gun onto his comrades? He was mentally unbalanced. More important than that is why his action wasn't anticipated. There are systems in place to alert officials to members of the military who potentially pose a security risk to the service and to the country. This soldier's internet post were identified as being sympathetic to interests harmful to the U.S. Nothing was done. What good are...

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What are you thinking of right now? I don't know.

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My boyfriend recently started saying: hey, sexy. on facebook chat. and i always say hey back of course, but what can i say after that? hey, ____ ? i don't want it to be anything like sweetie, i want it to be something like sexy, but not the word sexy.. Hey... pork chop sugar lips huggy bear smooches! lollipop love muffin

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Have you ever gone to a restaurant and found hair in your food? What did you do about it? Pick it out. The only other option is to leave. Complain and you might get something worse in your food that you MIGHT not be able to find.

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If you had a dollar for every person you had sex with ,what would you be able to buy? 5....5 dollar...5 dollar foot lo-oo-ooooong!

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When you are in someone's way do you prefer they say "Excuse me" than "Move"? People in Maryland don't say either. They just nudge you aside. I've become some accustomed to people being rude that it surprises me when anyone says ANYTHING.

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Do you think smoking pot is a gateway to other drugs? No. I think the gateway would be Pookie's house.

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What is the best way to check my credit? That's easy enough. Send me your account numbers. I'll send you a complete report within 24 hours. email: SABOTEUR@gotmeanothersucker.com

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What is your favorite part about sex? Knowing that she's pleased.

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What is one thing you would NEVER want if it was bacon flavored? Pepsi.

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What did George Washington have to do with the Bill of Rights? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1022941

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Where can I find printable sign language words online? I GOOGLEd "sign language chart" http://images.google.com/images?q=sign%20language%20chart&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&oe=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

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Do you have a picture hanging in your bathroom? What is it of? Toilet paper.

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Is healthcare the biggest threat to freedom that you have ever seen? I think greed is higher up on the list.

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Who the kings queens end jaks are present on a deck of carts From Wikipedia: There are theories about who the court cards represent. For example, the Queen of Hearts is believed by some to be a representation of Elizabeth of York—the Queen consort of King Henry VII of England, or it is sometimes believed to be a representation of Anne Boleyn, the second wife of Henry VIII. The United States Playing Card Company suggests that, in the past, the...

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Has anyone heard the word womyn before and what it means Don't know. Looks like an archaic or new age spelling of "woman". -Appended reply- see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womyn

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Is there any way, short of a bullet, to make a song stop playing in your head? A $750 car repair bill.

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True or False, you hate cats, OR dogs? I don't hate dogs but I'm wary of them. ("...............") OK...I hate dogs. A huge horse size dog once detained me in a park near my home as I was walking home from the bus stop. Damn thing galloped up to me...I froze. He stands there breathing on me and sniffing me...drooling on me. Lucky I didn't shlitz my pants. I stood there a full 3 minutes before...

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Hardback or paperback books Hardback: if you just can't wait. Paperback: cheaper, easier to transport

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What is the best way to control the mind? I do believe you've presented an oxymoron. Think about it. What do you intend to control the mind WITH? Any technique or method you settle upon IS the mind. It's like trying to wash blood away with blood. Forget controlling the mind. Just practice AWARENESS by simply observing the mind's activity with detachment.

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Are there things that frustrate you about getting older? I find I've become increasingly LESS frustrated as I resign myself to the fact that "it's all a bunch of bulls__t", and... ...it's not likely to change in the very near future. May as well just sit back and enjoy the ride.

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Don't you just hate it when you ask a bunch of good questions and they go unanswered? Yes. Which is why I focus primary attention toward posting "good" answers.

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Is Hitler most known for bringing nationalized health care to Germany? I believe he's best known for World War II and the extermination of millions of people, especially European Jews.

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You will never find true happiness. So what are you going to do, cry about it? Speak for yourself.

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Is making love the answer to your problems? People find that making love subsides some of there problems, makes it seem not so important? It is if you can't get laid.

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Dont you hate more duplicate questions? Not anymore. I use them as opportunities to accumulate more points.

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What shouldn't a beauty pageant winner do? Ride the Sybian on Howard Stern's SIRIUS radio show. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian

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Do you believe Jesus will return in your lifetime? Return? You just missed him!

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How do you break up two people when you KNOW FOR A FACT one of them wants out. they just dont have the heart to do it, they feel like there is something to hold onto but they cant find it. Mind your business. (Don't say you weren't warned.)

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AB user, Major Tom, lost his wife Megan to an accident involving a bus, just 8 hours ago. Would you join me in expressing our condolences to him on the loss of his life partner just when he was planning his retirement with her in 2 years time? Condolences to you and your family. May your wife rest in peace. Rip Washington (SABOTEUR)

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What are some good rock songs? http://www.rock-songs.com/top100/

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Why didn't the Fort Hood shooter seek mental health counselling? He didn't think he needed it?

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How do you remove the odor of smoke from a sofa and love seat? Cat piss. (I know...I know...I couldn't help myself...what a sick so-and-so I am...)

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see someone talking to his/her self? I see it as an extreme example of what everyone does in private. It that person crazy? (It takes one to KNOW one...!)

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Which would you rather have money or happiness? Forgive me for not addressing your question as posed, but... Happiness is a decision. How you feel is a result of how you THINK. Money, like everything else is a tool. It's possession a blessing or curse depending what you use it FOR. I'd rather have "peace of mind". It's the only thing man truly possesses that cannon tbe taken away. It can only be...

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Whats the biggest mistake of your life? Wow...what an interesting question. In my younger years I regretted quite a few decisions. In retrospect, (with the blessing of distance and a larger perspective) I see those events as "learning opportunities". They were necessary to experience in order to learn whatever it was I needed to learn at the time. (As unpleasant as the experience may have been at the time) * ALL...

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Why should anyone want to join a church? Shouldn't we all have a personal relationship with God that is not influeced by the words of men? I agree. There is something to be said about FELLOWSHIP, though. Spiritual growth thrives with the association of like-minded people to offer strength and support to each other. Churches provide that function.

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Have you ever been in penalty box of AB? what do you think its consequences would be? Never. Care to explain why someone might go to the slammer?

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Is sex hereditary? i.e. if your parents never had it, chances are you won't either! Absolutety. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (DAMNIT they left the door open AGAIN!)

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How do you feel about child marriages? Anyone 25 years old or younger (in my opinion) is a "child" where marriage is concerned. They should be required to get parental consent. (The parents should be threatened with imprisonment for giving consent to any child less than 28 years old.) That's how I feel.

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Why can't women in an a office get along? In the office...in the house...yada yada yada... I live with 4 women (My wife and 4 daughters). Women (I hate the word "fe-male")have "issues" men couldn't BEGIN to understand. I guess a lot of that carries to the workplace. A bit of unsolicited advice: Stay out of it. (If you value your sanity.) There's nothing for you to understand. ------...

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Should I feel bad about trying to point out how Mormons are a cult? Hey man...whatever floats your boat.

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Your best friend tells you she had a dream she was pregnant with you husbands baby? what do you think about it? I'd think I'd have to pick smarter friends... ...and keep an eye on my hubby. It's understandable she had such a dream. It's even understandable that she may have latent "feelings" for your husband. What's unconscionable is, she didn't find it prudent to keep the dream to herself.

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Quote from an eyewitness to a police shooting in MA. " I heard 12 shots fired simultaneously" Is this a credible account? Possibly. People don't often listen to themselves when they speak. They're accustomed to casual speech, so saying things that make no sense has become commonplace. I'm sure with a few probing questions, the eyewitness would be forced to articulate his thoughts more accurately.

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There is this pretty poular girl and she has no idea i am alive, how do i get her to notice me? Play guitar.

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If God wanted to save us, couldn’t He have done that without sacrificing Jesus? From what I understand of the Bible, He didn't sacrifice Jesus. Jesus assumed the task of being crucified to demonstrate the illusion of death. The only thing Jesus came to save us from was our own ignorance.

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What is the difinition of the word "the"? You gotta ask Bill Clinton that.

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What is your favorite myth, legend, folktale, fairytale, or parable? ^_^ Allegory of the Cave By Socrates Written by Plato http://www.newtonphysics.on.ca/HEISENBERG/Appendix.html

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What is your armor - spiritually speaking as a spiritual warrior? Detachment.

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Can a keyboardist be helpful in a band that plays Rock and Metal? Craig Frost played keyboard for Grand Funk Railroad.

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Where does the word 'God ' originate from? http://www.bibleanswerstand.org/God.htm

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Do you respect God's authoritah? Yes. I don't, in many cases, respect man's INTERPRETATION of God's authority.

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Is it right that you give oral sex, but never receive from your partner? It's not right if it BOTHERS you. Now, just as an example (not a critique on you or anyone else), I find fulfillment through pleasing my wife. If she's satisfied, I'm satisfied. It does not have to be reciprical. The key is, you both have to find what's mutually pleasant or you're going to have problems.

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Would you say your world is all about you? Absolutely. "My" world is the world filtered through MY experience, MY understanding and MY limited perspective. Regardless of appearances, it's ALWAYS about me.

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Why is it that everyone expects President Obama to be able to fix 8 years of Bush's mistakes in the short 1 year that he has been in office..should everyone maybe give the guy a little break? You've got it wrong. People aren't stupid. We KNOW it's not possible for the President to accomplish much within his first year of office. His failure to do things quickly ALLOWS those who didn't want him in office to begin with the opportunity to moan, groan and complain about his "inefficiency". Had McCain been elected and his performance was similar, you...

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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you think the way that you ask a question dictates the kinds of answers you get? 10. Interesting question, considering I usually ignore questions that posit scales of any kind. I like questions that are interaction; that allow me to share an opinion, share an experience or offer a humorous or "meaningful" point of view. Questions that request scale or "yes/no" answers (in my opinion) are not very imaginative, informative or interesting.

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What would you do if Barack Obama let you take his place for one day? I'm sure there's not much of ANYTHING I could do in one day besides tour the White House or make sure I don't break anything.

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If im married for 4 weeks and now sepperating then maybe divorced what am i entitled too? Mandatory substance abuse counseling. You HAD to have been under the influence if you committed yourself to a marriage you were obviously ill-prepared for.

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If you had the chance to read ur bf's emails and txts, would you? Self preservation is arguably a very good reason to want to read a s/o's email and texts. A bit of wisdom prompts me from doing just that. It goes: Be careful what you look for... ...you just might FIND it.

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How long did you and your partner spend together before deciding to move in together? We didn't live together until we were married.

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When I hear _______ I just HAVE to get up and dance! James Brown

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What is the 'speed' of love? Love is ever present, so how fast is NOW?

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How much of the time are you sad or depressed but pretend to be happy? Never, since I understand that how I feel is a consequence of how I THINK. If I'm sad or depressed, it's because I've CHOSEN to entertain sad or depressing thoughts. When I get tired of "entertaining" myself, I choose more productive thoughts or drop thought altogether.

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What was the last thing you bought that was "buy one, get one free"? Not exactly "buy one, get one free" but close enough. Went to Petco today to restock new wet food that my cat devours. The special they're running is "buy 4 (3oz cans), get 2 free". 16 cans for $11.00. Not bad for good quality cat food.

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What would you do if AB suddenly shut down permanently? Go back to ItsYourTurn.com and e-cigarette-forum.com.

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Have you ever invited a friend to Answerbag? Yes. (He found my remarks "entertaining".) I'm sure he's not a member.

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Someone at a party introduces you to your mother\'s only sister\'s husband\'s sister-in-law. He has no brothers. What do you call this lady? Ma'am.

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Why is it that when you flag a question as a duplicate, and you type in the question in the little box, the question you want doesn't come up. How does that box work if you can't find the question? AB doesn't describe how "typing the question in the little box" works. You can type questions in that box from now until eternity and it's not going to work as described. Out of "desperation", I tried a method that's used on another site and found it to be the same at AB. The key is: You don't type the question, you type the number that...

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Do you want your ex to be happy or miserable? Out of sight... ...out of mind.

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Favorite things to hear in bed? "You showin' off!" (That means I'm doing a good job.)

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Did MC Hammer have any hits outside of "U Can't Touch This"? Too Legit to Quit

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Is Rush Limbaugh a narcissist? #$%! Rush Limbaugh.

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Why do men in relationships avoid conversation when being addressed about a particular situation, is it something that all men do in order to avoid confrontation if its not what they want to hear The very WORSE thing that can happen to a man in a relationship is to be cut off from "The Pu...eh...intimacy. The SMART man remains VIGILANT against NEVER voluntarily saying ANYTHING that will land him in such a predicament. (Man Rule #2)

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What is the effect of AB on you? Good or bad Not good. It encourages me to ask unnecessary questions and make unnecessary comments, and I've allowed it to distract me from doing more productive things.

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I keep finding myself smiling at the ab-rich picture on the main page and his smiling face, does he make you smile as well? No, but he DOES remind me of Gary Dell'abate.

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Why are so people worried about 2012 given that there have been so many "end of the world" prophecies that have been disproved? W-elllll... ...it'll probably feel good to be right about this at least ONCE in their lives. Even if being right means the END of their life. What sucks is, they can't say to anyone "I TOLD you so!" (Comment edited for clarity.)

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When watching a movie on DVD, do you ever watch it with the commentaries? On select movies. Some of them are quite entertaining, though directors can be a bit droll. The best DVD commentary I've listened to was from "The Mack". Learning how the movie was made in context with the time period was very enlightening.

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If you had to serve one full year in prison, would you rather be in solitary confinement or in the general population? Solitary. No excuse not to practice meditation then, huh?

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What was your reputation at school? I was too insignificant to have a reputation.

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What is your favourite movie about time travel? Back to the Future.

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What would be a reason someone might dig a hole? Reach Japan? (Got that from an old Bugs Bunny cartoon...)

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What would you do if you found me in you house eating all your food? "911?" (listening) "Yes...some guy with a crazy accent was in my house eating all my food." (listening) "Huh?...no, he's not." (listening) "No ma'aam...running down the street now with a size "10 1/2" lodged firmly up his ass." (listening) "5 minutes...thank you, I'll be here."

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When You Were Growing Up, Did You Have a Curfew? When the street lights began flickering on, that was notice to start making my way home.

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How do you feel now that Michael Jackson is dead? Bit of a void. As peculiar as he was, he was a great entertainer. "This Is It" showed what might have turned out to be a fantastic concert performance. Can't help but feel we missed out. I just hope his kid turn out ok. From what I've read, the Jackson Family makes the Addams Family look normal.

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At what age should children be allowed to sit in the front seat of a car? EXCELLENT QUESTION! Looks like 13 is the minimum age in most cases. See: http://www.babycenter.com/404_when-can-my-child-safely-ride-in-the-front-seat-of-a-car_69792.bc

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Can cell phone conversations be tapped? Heck, I'm paranoid. I think EVERYTHING I say is monitored, cell phone or not.

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Do you consider an expert in a AB category to be really an expert or just lucky with the points? I'm not sure WHAT criteria determines Expert status at AB. I've asked and answered DOZENS of questions here on a variety of topics, yet my Public Profile states I'm in expert in "GPS". ??? How IS that when I've only answered a handful of GPS questions?

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What kind of punishents did your teachers give students when you went to school? one teacher made us do times tables from 1*1 to 10*10 + 10 on paper for every time you did something wrong. That was my grandmother's punishment. My teacher's weren't ever that harsh.

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Is it possible to have borderline personality disorder, without anger? I think they characterize that as "normal" behavior.

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What are some methods to control stress that I can use while at work? Observe the breath as it enters and leaves your nostrils...as often as you can or as often as you remember to.

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Whats the best way to start a fight? (humor welcomed) Fart in someone's face. Twice. (WELL...you ASKED!)

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What teachings from other religions-other than yours, do you like a lot? I like Zen Buddhism. 90% (I hate using percentages) of it has to do with practice and application of principles. It abhors blind belief...lip service means nothing. To understand the Buddha you must BE the Buddha.

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I hear that in 2010 theres going to be a new 3 stooges movie with Jim Carrey, Sean Penn and Benicio Del Toro. does any1 think it'll be good? A lot of Stooge appeal has to do with the era in which the original shorts were made. I'll have to reserve judgement until I see a few previews.

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What would you do if you went into your bathroom or bedroom and your significant other was in there and they said to you "get out of here I am naked"? Get out.

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What are you - 99% of the time? Asleep.

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How impressed are you by those people who start off a response to your question/answer by correcting you? You said you ACCEPTED my apology! What gives?

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I'll give you $100 to sleep with Hillary Clinton, would you do it? Where were you when I wasn't married?

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What is commitment to you? (in a relationship) "'til death do us part."

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What has most helped you in the development of humility? The realization that resulted from the reflection of the numerous time I KNEW I was absolutely right... ...only to discover later on I was absolutely WRONG.

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Would you eat a poop flavored jelly bean? My name ain't Harry and this DAMN sure ain't the Hogwarts Express.

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Why do you think racism still exists in the world today? Fear.

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Why is the existance of god such a debate, could it not be fine either way A fine line "either way"? LOL...There could be lines of which we have no conception of...but you make an excellent point.

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Do you put a lot of thought into the answers you give? Depends on the question and how I feel at the moment.

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What is the weirdest question you have seen in AB4Adults? I found most of the questions there to be equally weird. Didn't stick around long enough to determine the winner.

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Men: if you could give advice about men to a woman you really care about (e.g. your little sister or niece), what would it be? Keep your wits about you. My eldest daughter currently lives in a college dorm. We were early for a movie we attended last week so I took her for a drink (She turns 18 this month). My wife was shocked. But I explained to her, she's (my daughter) living on her own now. She's going to be places where guys will buy her drinks (if she drinks, which it turns out, she doesn't)...

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Why does honey turn hard? I don't know! Sometimes she's nice...loving... ...than suddenly she's cold as ice. Won't say a word. Darn-dest thing I've ever seen.

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Would you keep 1,000$ that was in a envelope that was on the ground would or give it the the cops Give it the cops. (Bet he really believed THAT one.)

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How safe is Answerbag? The HIV rumors were a LIE. I have tests to prove it.

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What would you like to hear on the radio? A greater selection of classic rock and soul tracks. Even on satellite radio, they settle upon a set list of tracks that are played over and over again ad nauseum. You would think they'd be a lot more flexible.

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How was Adolf Hitler able to become the Fruher of Germany when he was orginially Austrian? He made them an offer they couldn't refuse.

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What is the most positive thing you can say about PETA? They have the same name as the lovely actress who starred in the tv show, La Femme Nikita.

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What is the stupidest/silliest thing you have ever done when drunk? Threw up in my (Navy) dress uniform hat. Yeah...that was hilarious.

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Can someone tell me what the perfect woman is? One that's ready, willing and able to put up with ME.

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What's the one thing you refuse to pay a lot of money for even if you can afford it - i.e. I refuse to buy expensive nail polish Coffee Bottled water

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What cell phone service do you have? Roughly, how much do you pay, and how much do you get? How do you like it? * Net 10 (prepaid) * 300 minutes for $30.00 (expires in 60 days) * Rollover minutes awarded IF more minutes are added prior to expiration. Perfect for me since I rarely use it. (The wife and kids like knowing they can contact me if necessary). As of now, I have 31 "service days" and 241 minutes left.

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As of now, what are your favorite 3 TV shows? Next Iron Chef Hell's Kitchen Real Housewives of Atlanta

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I am a gay teen who just met the perfect guy.He recently said that he knew I was gay yet wants friendship.But he also said that he's afraid I might like him and doesnt want to hurt me by saying no to a relationship. Im so emotionaly confused right now! Let me clear it up for you. ******************************* He doesn't want a relationship. ******************************* That ought to clear up the confusion. (Just LIKE a guy...won't take no for an answer...!)

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Albraa Almubiad is Answerbag's newest member. Who would like to welcome Albraa Almubiad to the community with me? I would. Eh...do we point YOU or him?

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What kind of person you are? I are a boring, opinionated, antisocial underachiever.

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If you don't respect their position or thoughts, can you still respect the person? I don't think so. We recognize a person through his words and actions. How do we seperate the two?

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What would you do to be the ruler of the world Nothing. Wouldn't want the hassle and the headache.

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Have you ever been out in public with your child and they yelled out or asked a rude question that just totally embarresed you? No. We usually get compliments on how well behaved our kids are.

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Why are we allowing the Jewish takeover of our country? Insensitive, racist and ignorant.

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Why only some superheroes wear capes and some don't? Capes cost extra. And get caught in things.

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Why do muslims try and brainwash people with their religeon? Funny how each religion accuses every other religion of "brainwashing".

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If a black person wants to kill you in the street for your Air Jordan shoes are you racist to fight back? They why do people believe Americans "racist" for wanting to fight back against the Muslims? Related question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1770752

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What does the "S" on Superman's chest stand for? When I was a kid, the "S" stood for "Superman". Who KNOWS what it stands for now...!

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What's a great song that you've recently heard?new or old? James Brown - Medley: Brother Rapp/Ain't It Funky Now http://www.last.fm/music/James+Brown/_/Medley%253A%2BBrother%2BRapp%252FAin%2527t%2BIt%2BFunky%2BNow?autostart

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Why do I always feel like I need to apologize for everything I say? Here's a way around that. You'll never feel the need to apologize again. (That IS, of course, unless you owe someone an apology...) 1. Say what you mean. 2. Mean what you say. 3. If somebody doesn't like it...TOUGH. They'll get over it.

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If I told you I love you, and that I always will, would you think me a liar? Liar has such a negative connotation. I'd say you were "misguided", though I wouldn't tell YOU that and I'd accept it in the spirit given. Your may mean what you say NOW, but you have no way of knowing you'll still mean it 10 minutes, 10 months or 10 years from now.

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If i'm sittin next to a smelly dirty bitch on th bus do i have evry rite to tell she reeks? and then king hit her? *******

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How did Christians get away with naming dec 25th christmas? Is it just because there are so many Christians? I'm very curious... What do you mean "get away with"? I don't know the history behind it but the first thing that comes to mind is... ...it's THEIR religion. I imagine they can choose whatever date they WANT to choose, whether it's historically accurate or not.

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Would you literally "give the shirt off of your back" to help someone in need? Without a second thought.

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Clear case of duplicate questions, even the wording is identical. Want to flag Q as duplicate but the choice offered doesn't include the duplicate(s). Is that a bug in AB program? What to do? 1. Find what you believe to be the duplicate question. 2. Copy the 7 digit number that appears in the URL. 3. Paste the 7 digit number is the SEARCH TERMS box. *Note: Nothing will appear at first. You must REMOVE the last digit and type it in again. (You can also just manually type in the number.) This will prompt the search engine to enter the duplicate question you found in step #1. ...

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What is the most insensitive question or answer you've seen on AB? I just saw it, but I refuse to dignify it by posting it again or directing anyone to it.

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Why you are answering questions or making questions here in answer bag? Just something to do. Besides...you never know when something you post may really help someone.

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We all want others to understand and yet do we understand others? The more you understand YOURSELF the more you understand others. I understand that most people don't know OR understand themselves (although they THINK they do) so I don't necessarily expect anyone to understand ME.

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Atheists: Do you agree with Christopher Hitchens when he says "religion poisons everything"? I'm not an atheist, but I tend to agree. The religious posts here at AB even support the statement. Religion, in itself, serves a useful purpose. Unfortunately, people become so attached to the "letter of the law" they forget the PURPOSE religion is intended for. When people argue, fight an kill in the name of diety or religion, there's something wrong with that...

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My boyfriends' friends/family think I'm really "cool" for being into guns, outdoors, video games etc, where is the line between being "cool" and being too much of a tomboy? Wherever you choose to draw the line.

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WHEN INVITING PEOPLE FOR HOLIDAY DINNER DO YOU CHARGE THEM IF YOU CANT AFFORD TO FEED THEM OF JUST DON'T HAVE HAVE PEOPLE OVER FOR HOLIDAY DINNER? If money is tight, it's common practice in my family to have each person bring a dish. Works great!

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Have you seen the film Bruno with Sacha Baron Cohen? Not yet. I'm waiting for the DVD release.

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Do you find that time gets wasted when someone in the elevator asks you (or vice-versa)which floor button to press? No... ...that sounds like one of life's many annoyances that Larry David would get pissed about. Other petty grievances rate higher than "The Elevator Floor Button".

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How do you be yourself? I don't even know who I am and I never have. Sounds like you have a good start already. The key to "being yourself" is having no concern of who you are. (You can't figure it out through "thinking" anyway.) Acceptance of yourself is the only thing required.

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What would you do if you saw Michael Jackson still alive, at a local carnival/fair? Have my head examined.

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Which counts more: a good idea or confidence You probably have to rephrase your question. A good idea is useless if nothing is done to apply it. Confidence, not directed toward a productive purpose, is just ego.

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Does your teaching your children how to LIE about santa let you sleep better at night (John 8:44)? Let's me sleep a whole lot better than having them exposed to religious zealots.

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Is money the root of all evil? Emotional attachment or dependency to ANY thing is the root of all evil.

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I'm feeling guilty. I called the cops on the kid across the street,. I have known him since he was 5 -he is now 21. He stiffed the cab driver who took him home and they were having a huge fight in front of my home. And I called the cops - am I a bad? I'll withhold judgment on whether you were "good" or "bad". You make choices. If you dislike the consequence of that choice, you have the opportunity to MAKE ANOTHER CHOICE should the situation happen again. You don't second-guess yourself. Besides... ...had the fight escalated and someone was injured or killed, and you did nothing, how would you...

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What do you find the most beautiful of Gods creation? What did God create besides Love?

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If you had the ultimate choice to let the world continue or end, which would you choose. If it helps might as well state the reasons and conditions of why you chose that choice. That's an easy decision. As cruel, hateful and destructive people in the world seem to be, the world goes on. No one individual, especially ME, has the right to determine the ultimate fate of everyone else. This is why the U.S. government consists of a series of checks and balances. This is one of the messages President Obama tried to emphasize during his Presidential campaign. He...

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What book do you treasure from your youth Tom Sawyer When I was in the 5th grade, I used to have a crush on an "older girl" that lived down the street. Heck, she had to have been in high school already. Anyway, we somehow became friends and I used to sit on her porch with her and make pot holders. So, one day she runs out of material and has to go to the store to get more. I promised I would pitch in. With my mom's...

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What are you going to do with your extra hour tonight? What extra hour...the hour they stole from me before? Naw...this just even things out.

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Does it upset or annoy you when a beggar asks you for money? No. I'll even fork over some money if they catch me at the right time. I'll take a beggar over a pushy telemarketer ANY day.

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Do you think that since over 50% of first-time marriages end in divorce we should reconsider the entire concept of marriage? People getting married have a very distorted picture of what they're actually getting into. I've always maintained that marriage should be treated like the legal partnership it is, rather than a religious ceremony.

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How do you end time? I don't mean chronological but psychological time? Unlearn the habit of allowing the mind to dwell in the past and project into the future. Continually but patiently focus awareness to the present. Be mindful that THINKING of the present is not EXPERIENCING the present. Drop all thoughts. Simply BE here NOW.

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Are you offended by Larry David urinating on a picture of Jesus Christ in "Curb Your Enthusiasm"? I can see where Christians would be offended. But, I swear... ...if people spent HALF as much time LOVING as they look for reasons to be offended, we'd ALL be a whole hell of a lot more blessed.

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Why is it that men can handle rejection better than us? We have more practice hearing "No."

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Does anybody remember Giant Robot? No, but I remember Gigantor.

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Will you buy the DVD of "This is it" when it comes out? ( this is the footage at Michael Jackson's final rehearsals) Absolutely. It was nice to see that before he died MJ was doing what he loved to do most...perform. I thought the film was an outstanding final memory for those of us who loved his music. Can't wait to own the dvd.

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Why are people so against wearing their apropriate lables? lables do not define who we are who we are earns the lable. if you do not like the lable should you not change till it no longer applies? Labels are more than likely how SOMEONE ELSE defines you. ALL labels are suspect. If I label an apple "meat", and everyone accepts it, does that define what it is? ---- Knowledge (experience) of something is one thing. My understanding or interpretation of that knowledge is another thing. My COMMUNICATION of my interpretation of that knowledge is something else entirely,...

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What is one principle you hold so dear, you would never consider compromising? Avoid doing anything you'd be embarrassed to own up to and avoid saying anything you wouldn't want repeated. (Hope I understood and answered the question correctly.)

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Why do most people sin despite knowing its a sin? They don't believe it's really a sin, they think it's a "minor" sin, or they don't care.

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I don't like letting my own mother see me naked or getting dress,and she said because of this it will be a while until I am ready to have a boyfriend or make love.And if Im uncomfortable letting her see me naked I'll be the same way w/ a man?Is she right? I wouldn't think so. For whatever reason, you don't like to be seen naked. That's no big deal. Your feelings will definitely change when you find someone you're attracted to...you'll get used to him seeing you in all of your glory.

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Do you enjoy getting bored? What do you do? Bored? My idea of a good time is taking a nap. Don't need much to be entertained.

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What do you think of remarring your s/o? I'd do it in a heartbeat.

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Do you have to wear a costume to go out on halloween? Don't need one. It's the one day of the year that I fit in.

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Should God be more realistic? :) Than WHAT?

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How do you not let negative energy/people affect you? Avoid them, whenever possible. (I have my OWN negativity to deal with.)

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Would you date someone who is poor, without a job or anything that would lead to one? Why? You got somebody in mind?

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What are some things that make you lose track of time? Amusement park rides. Serving the net.

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What do you think of scientology? Prejudiced? Why, some of my favorite actors are Scientologists!

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When you were at school, did you ever swallow chewing gum to avoid getting in trouble for having it? Naw. I just swallowed it 'cause I was tired of chewing.

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What's something that nobody can ever take away from you? Peace of mind.

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Have you ever answered a question in REAL life? Eh...well.. ...am I missing something here?

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What would you do if your s/o suddenly asks you to organize a threesome for him/her? Before or AFTER I have a nervous breakdown?

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Garbage collecting day, how many garbage cans do you take out? 1 receptacle on recycle day. 1 receptacle for regular trash pickup.

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On the radio one day I heard a recording of a female vocalist singing a medley of "Guess Who I Saw Today" and "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered." Can anyone tell me who this recording is by and where to find it? Have you tried GOOGLE-ing the song titles?

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Is there a specific age where your too old to watch anime or cartoons? No. It might be interesting to note that The Flintstones was originally broadcast in prime time and directed toward an adult audience. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flintstones

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My best friend who just got rid of me 2 weeks ago promised me last summer that we would always be friends. What do you think of this? We usually have good intentions when we make promises, but we ignore the fact that we have no control over how we'll feel in the future. It's usually prudent then to avoid making promises and to avoid eliciting promises from others.

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If somehow you have missed any episode of veronica mars then from where you watch it? Hulu.com. http://www.hulu.com/search?query=veronica+mars&st=1

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If you "had" to choose a way to die how would you die? Old age. (What the....?)

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HOW DO I "UPLOAD" A PICTURE FOR MY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS??? That little "bag" with the question mark inside it looks. . .weird ! Related question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1393745

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I am fat, ugly, short, stupid, and every negative things I could find in myself. Whoever said I am pretty, I think they just wanted to make me happy, they were lying to me. I think I shouldn't have been born. What's wrong with me? Nothing. You just enjoy being miserable.

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At what point did God decide death wasn't enough, and made the wages of sin "death plus a fate worse than death"? Right after "The Dukes of Hazards" was cancelled.

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When you fight ware is the first place to to punch or hit? The throat. (Fight's over.)

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What do you think when you are watching a distant thunder storm at night? Actually, you watch lightning and LISTEN to thunder storms. For me, it's a time to drop all thoughts and simply experience the moment.

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How do I Stay Warm While Sleeping? Electric blanket works for me.

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How can we teach our kids to be thankful? Practice thankful behavior.

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In general: Are you interested in how things are made, or how and why they work the way they do? Generally. I'm more concerned about whether it performs as advertised.

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What's something that you've done that most people have never or will never experience? Served time aboard a submarine.

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What is one important thing that you must remember to do in order to avoid embarrassments when you go out on a date? Clean your nostrils.

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I never quite understood the nature of Peanuts...what's it all about? Is it about depression? I read many when I was little and it was fun, but something about this always seemed off to me... I remember it as subtle "I-can-relate-to-that" type humor. Nothing to seriously contemplate; just something to make you smile. Like anything else, you either "get it" or you don't.

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Supernatural or Smallville? Have never seen Supernatural. Gave up on Smallville when it became the angst driven freak of the week show. Siegel and Shuster are probably rolling over in their graves.

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If you were to write your SO an poem would you name it, or leave it unnamed? Unnamed. Much more romantic. Her heart will linger upon the verses instead of the name.

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In your opinion, who is the most influential musician/band of all time? e.g. elvis, the beatles, mozart etc The Beatles, hands down. Everything I've read and any documentary I've seen clearing indicate a change in music perspective after The Beatles became popular. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beatles%27_influence_on_popular_culture

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What comes first in your day: having breakfast or checking your e-mail? Neither. Checking AB.

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What would you do about neighbors that played loud music outdoors from 9 AM to 10 PM and had kids that ran dirt bikes all over the neighborhood that sounded like chainsaws on a rampage after talking to them and going to the police have had no effect? Nothing, but get frustrated by the continual assault. Move to the basement... ...you won't hear a thing.

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Should the term bible be used for other books than the Bible? Why not? No disrespect is intended toward THE Bible when someone applies the term to other books. Anyone offended "should" place greater emphasis on PRACTICING the Word of God than POLICING it.

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Whats the most comforting smell in the morning? Bacon.

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We recently a credit bill of rights that eliminates the fine print, Good! Now we are getting a 2000 page health care bill... what gives? Related question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1780787

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Should men marry young smart women? Absolutely. 'cause the wife will be the one up nights helping the smart children do the hard homework.

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What is your Moral saying? eg What goes around comes around etc Related question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/150844

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When it was the last time you make some one smile? Today. I treated a co-worker to my world famous Michael Jackson dance. I think the general consensus is I need more practice. A LOT more practice.

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My ps2 is dirtying my discs with dust or dirt, help? You can purchase a cd lens cleaner anyplace that sells electronics.

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My right hand is chapped and the skin is cracking. Is there ant special lotions or something to make it stop? Ponds Skin Creme works great for me. Eliminated dry flaky skin AND my dry itchy scalp. http://www.ponds.com/ProductView.aspx?ProdId=5

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If it took 64 pages to create Social Security, why does it take 2000 pages to reform health care? Too many cooks.

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Do you ever wish that the human body wasn't so complicated? Heck no. I'd probably be dead if it were.

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Is barack obama ever going to do anything. No. You can stop waiting now. Come back in 2012.

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Should you ever criticise a friend's driving skills? If I'm scared? You bet your sweet bippy!

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Do guys like girls that are so skinny that you can see her ribs, or a girl that has more cushin for the pushin...which do they like more? Related question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/867319

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Is there a song that you hear and it makes you think of someone or somthing? Whats the name of the song? Related question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1694970

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How picky are you when choosing a boyfriend/girlfriend? Why? It dawned on me one day that no woman could ever live up to my expectations, so I stopped being picky. That's when I met my future wife.

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Is it advisable to be selfless? LOL... ...if you're THINKING about being selfless, you're just going through the motions. You're attempting to live up to a concept. A truly selfless person doesn't give "selflessness" a second thought. ------ PREVIOUS ANSWER: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7926831

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You're having sex. The phone rings. Do you stop and answer it? I don't answer the phone when I'm NOT having sex. You KNOW I'm not answering it DURING.

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Why do people ask you to keep a secret...we are humans and we are going to tell someone, right? Wrong. I could care less about someone's secret. I've never really cared for the drama sharing confidences carries with it. I won't dissuade anyone from telling me something if that's what they really want to do. More often than not though, I'll forget about it as soon as they leave. A secret is always safe with ME...

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How often are answers given on this site actually helpful? That would depend on each individual, wouldn't it? More often than not, people look at AB Q&A as an opportunity to vent or express an opinion. They're not really looking for help at all. But you can't discount the tons of useful advice here. Whether anyone takes advantage of it is anyone's guess.

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If your cat bites you, would you punish it? If so, how? My cat wouldn't bite me unless I teased or threatened it in some way. Like another member posted, he does occasionally nip my jaw, but he never breaks skin and he does this affectionately (the big baby). If I thought he was intentionally trying to hurt me, I wouldn't punish him. I'd leave him to an animal shelter.

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Who do you think needs to use the defragmenter more? People who routinely move, edit or delete files, especially audio or video files.

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What book can you not put down at the moment? None, unfortunately. The last book I was enthralled with was the final Harry Potter book.

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Can you remember a song you used to sing when you were a kid? First song I remember learning how to sing. (This was back when AM transister radios were in vogue.) Roger Miller's "King of the Road". As for children's songs, I don't recall anything other than "Pop Goes the Weasel"...which happens to be the theme of The Three Stooges shorts which I viewed daily.

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Name one thing people should have known better not to do before they did it and caused themselves a world of hurt or misery? Co-sign a loan.

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What phishing spam have you recently received? FAKE BANK OF AMERICA EMAIL _________________________ Update of Personal Information Bank of America Authentication Process Due to your recent account activity, you need to confirm that the last transactions were made by you or another authorized user on the account. You can do this by following the link below and filling the required information. ...

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What do you consider to be your biggest temptation in day to day life? For me, the biscuits are virtually trying to jump out the cupboard! My biggest temptation is the persistent tendency to allow my awareness to drift into the past or fantasize about the future. I've yet to FULLY appreciate the blessing of being...here...NOW.

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If you will be given a chance to correct one of your past mistake, what will be it? LIVING is abiding in the present moment. It is a mistake to dwell in the past and project into the future as most of us spend most of our lives doing. Each and every time I re-member to be here NOW is the opportunity to correct that mistake.

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Does Barack Obama deserve a Nobell Peace prize, be honest. Related question: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7983245

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Why is suicide unreasonable when you hate your life? You don't rightly understand life OR death. Life, because you probably linger in the past or daydream about the future. Living is ABIDING IN THE PRESENT. Death is something you've never experienced. Be one hell of a good laugh if death was in fact a reset button... ...and you'd have to start your "miserable life" from the beginning again. And again. And...

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Forgive and forget....forgive but remember...never forgive. Which of those fits you? I'm more like, "Get mad and get over it".

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What do you live for when you have nothing to live for? The precious present. -------------------- Your question reminds me of a story I heard about a king who asked for a present that reminds him of sadness when he's happy AND reminds him of happiness when he's sad. He received a coin with the inscription: "This, TOO, shall pass." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_too_shall_pass

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What was the most points you received for a question? 150 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/589202

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What do you think of when I say the word: EVIL? EVIL is nothing more than LIVE-ing backwards.

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Do you watch cartoons? The Boondocks

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What do you put on surveys when they ask for gender and yours isn't one of the two listed? Huh?

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What do you think is after death? I don't know. Since I've never personally experienced death, I don't really know what death is. Hard to conceive of what's after "I don't know". Then again... ..Zen masters have been known to encourage students to carry "I don't know" mind. Perhaps "after death" is "enlightenment". I don't know.

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If there is no solution, what do you do? You acknowledge it and move on.

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I am trying to find more rock bands that I can listen to, but I can't find any I really like. What should I do? Who could I listen to? Mother's Finest Living Colour Aerosmith

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I like rock but I'm black. I am a black person. I'm scared that if I tell someone this I might be pinned as weird. Can anyone help me? I went through that crap when I was a kid. I thought kids were different these days, but apparently I'm wrong. I used to hide my preference for rock too. I was 16 when I was invited to a "waistline" party. (They measured your waistline; whatever the number was, that's what you paid to get in.) Nothing but black people there, mind you, but I heard music there quite unlike...

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What is something that was once considered to be disgraceful but seems to be acceptable in recent times? Let's see...off the top of my head... * Children born out of wedlock. * Pants that are too big for your butt. * Profanity on tv.

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How do I evangelize people effectively? I'm trying to save people on my campus, any tips? Set...correction...BE the example. A remarkable thing occurs when emphasis is place on mastering the concepts that guide your faith. You'll find yourself attracting people who'll be receptive to whatever you have to share with them. You won't have to go looking for them...they'll find YOU. A simple saying has guided me once I began to understand my role in...

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Which ABer has made you smile and/or laugh, the most today? cArBoNpRoDuCt is a PuMpKiN http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8116706

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What song is currently stuck in your head? Michael Jackson - Man in the Mirror (I heard it on the radio this morning.)

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How can you tell if someone really likes you for who you are and not just for how you look? Oh, that's easy for me... ...I've been ugly my whole life!

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What is difference between wisdom and knowledge Knowledge is the acquisition of facts or informations. Wisdom is the correct application of knowledge.

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Do you enjoy deep conversations? Interesting question. Conversations become "deep" when, for whatever reason, my OWN thoughts and opinions are laid aside and I allow myself to be "inspired" to share and receive gifts from "the spirit". You know you're "inspired" when what you say seems to be THE most appropriate thing to say at that particular time and you can feel a joyful...

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How many times a day do you sleep LOL...frankly I think I...we...sleep CONTINUOUSLY. Almost like we're set to auto-pilot. Sleep WALKING. Days of the living dead. A more intuitive question might be... ...how many times a day do you AWAKEN?

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Why do black people have that "black people" smell? I mean, I notice it every time I go on the subway. Related question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1770752

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Under what criteria would you accept a friends request on AB? All requests accepted.

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I love the musical variety shows in the 1950's, Ed Sulliven Show, Your Hit Parade and Lawrence Welk. Do you agree all we got today are talk shows? Why do you think TV studios no longer offer variety shows? We have too many choices. Prior to cable there were only 3 major networks. Variety shows typically showcased performers we couldn't otherwise see. Today we can see those performers EVERYWHERE. On top of that, ANYBODY these days, can be a "star". The day of celebrity mystique...and the variety show...are dead.

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How's the food in the Navy when you're at sea? As good as Mom's cookin'? With all due respect to dear old Mom... ...Navy chefs prepare food to die for. No pun intended.

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Do you have an electric heating pad? What did you use it for? Yes...back pain.

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How did you first learn about Answerbag? If I remember correctly, I started out answering questions on YAHOO!, and stumbled across a link to AB. Been here ever since.

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If you could sing, who would you like to sound like? Dean Martin

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Do you like to take your shoes off while driving a vehicle? Oh no. Toxic fumes must remain OUTSIDE of the car.

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What never fails to put you in the "mood?" Looking at my wife usually does the trick.

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Do you look through peoples profiles?   If so who is your favorite Aber? Related Question from the AB Vaults: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/955512

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Do you feel "underappreciated" and that "they" don't give a cr*p about you at your job? Often. That's why I'm thankful for Howard Stern. He's helped me through many discouraging days.

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What does it mean to forgive yourself? Recognizing the futility of making yourself feel bad over something you did that cannot be changed. It's learning from your mistake and endeavoring to make a different choice if faced with the situation again.

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What are the songs that raise Your "energy levels'' ? ;) The Rolling Stones - Jumping Jack Flash

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At what age were you done "playing the field"? Never got the chance.

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When people on AB ask a question and they say "Don't look on google" How do they know we haven't looked on google? Oh, we KNOW. We have eyes EVERYWHERE. Watch your step.

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If you found out your s/o had a sex change would you leave them? What a horrendous thought! (I think I vomited a little in my mouth.)

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When it comes to a celebration, such as a birthday or christmas, do you prefer to give money or to buy a gift? Money or gift certificates, if I can get away with it. It irks me having to buy presents that people don't particularly want or need. I prefer they buy what they want.

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Do you think cell phone have saved a lot of peoples lives? Yes... ...if you don't count the fatalities that resulted from people guilty of DWD (driving while distracted). http://blog.al.com/live/2009/10/its_official_uab_study_finds_c.html

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Do all men really think they deserve a supermodel or pornobabe? Nope. Too high maintenance. Besides... ...why would she want ME?

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What is your theme song these days? Any different from the past? Married With Children. It used to be "Superfly".

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I have a dyslexic keyboard - what is your excuse for bad spelling? Computer ebonics? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1739524

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I can't remember, what exactly is the Green Lanterns' super power? Each Green Lantern possesses a power ring that gives the user great control over the physical world as long as the wielder has sufficient willpower and strength to wield it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Lantern

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Have you ever eaten at Red Lobster? Was there in September to celebrate my wife's birthday.

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How offten do you use lotion? Everyday. Several times a day. It's the only thing that prevents my skin from becoming dry and flaky.

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Is there any greater feeling than being in love? Yeah. Whuppin' somebody's ____ in chess.

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What was your favorite book as a child? I didn't have a favorite book, I had a favorite series. I used to love reading The Hardy Boys.

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How long should you get married after becoming engaged? With me, it was when she got tired of waiting.

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Is it appropriate to tell a fellow Christian that they're living a life of sin? One thing that impressed me about Jesus was, he spoke with authority. There was never any question in his mind about what to do because he knew his actions were approved by his Father. The appropriate action is the action you KNOW is the right thing to do. Uncertainty might indicate your faith is not strong enough and it's probably unwise to counsel another concerning something...

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Is it better to learn from a school or on the job? I don't think it's a question of which is better. School provides the technical knowledge required to perform the job, but the employer will train or teach employees to perform the job to THEIR standard, DESPITE what is taught in school.

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How do you make someone love you with out affecting free will? Make them an offer they can't refuse.

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Obama wants to control the Web. What do you think about it? I was gonna check out your link until I saw it was FoxNews. Think I'll pass on this question.

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If "Obama" was an acronym, what do you think it would spell out? Other Blacks Aren't Moving Ahead http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1770752

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What was the reason for why you last honked your horn at a driver? The traffic light changed from red to green, yet the driver ahead of me was so involved in his cellphone discussion that he failed to notice it.

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Why are blacks afraid of hard work and choose to deal in illegal drugs instead? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_trafficing http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1770752

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Are you an adult who plays video games? I am. If they re-released Final Fantasy 7, I'd die a happy man.

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What is the first thing that pops to your mind when I say "Car"? I have a co-worker who always refers to his car as "my vehicle". It seems like it's very important that he distinguish what he drives so that WE know it's superior to that of a mere "car". Can't help but find it amusing.

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If 'God can do anything', can he build a mountain so strong he can't move it himself? Sure. He could cause Himself to temporarily forget He was God, thereby sentencing Himself to roam the planet... ...like US.

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Have you ever been tempted to or actually did try some kind of pet food or treats because it smelled or looked so good? Ex: I never tried it but I was tempted to try my dog's "Beggin' Strips" because I love bacon and it smells just like it. No. Now tell us... ...what did it taste like?

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How often do you wear your seatbelt? All the time. "Click it or Ticket", ya know?

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Who was your favorite member of The Jackson 5? Spent a lot of time recently watching various J5 tv appearances. Based on that and my own fond memories of the group, Michael is easily my most favorite. As much as I hate to say it, the brother did very little but perform PRECISION choreography behind Michael. And, they didn't even do THAT well during their final performances. A group of us watched scenes from The Jackson's...

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Here's what I don't get....Cheney and his ilk keep telling us how they kept us safe but 9/11 happened on their watch so how did they keep us safe? Who you gonna believe, the... ...***FORMER VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES***... ...or your own lying eyes?

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Are physical books going to become obsolete in favor of ebooks and audio books? My "knee jerk" reaction is to respond no; people enjoy the feel of a book in their hands. But, it occurs to me that us old folks won't be around forever. New and future generations of people will undoubtedly be weened toward reading with a newer, more convenient and potential more cost effective media. How DARE you make me feel ancient!

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If someone you knew was getting ready to enter into a new romantic relationship and ask for your advice, what advice would you give? None. Sometimes it's prudent to simply mind your own business.

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You think you're doing just fine until someone comes along and points out to you how lousy your life really is! So...do you believe 'em or ignore/dump 'em? Reminds me of a quip I once heard someone say: "I didn't know I was poor until someone told me I was." I'd say, consider the source.

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Why racism occurs (2009-10-25) Related topic: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1770752

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Concerning race relations, are black people (in America) too sensitive or too easily offended? Thought y'all might find this interesting (if you haven't seen it already.)

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Do you think that Joey Greco was ever cheated on? I don't know. If it happened, he sure as hell didn't call "Cheaters".

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Are you afraid of death? What are your reasons? No. In fact, as a kid I felt as if I've done this (live) all before. I was like... ...what's the POINT? Add girls to the equation and it wasn't long afterward that I WISHED I was dead. The study of spirituality places death in a meaningful context; that's helped immensely. But, really...I'm not concerned with it. Nothing you can do about it, so for ME...

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Do you say "hi" to people even if they are strangers? Why? Why not? Yes. Habit, I guess.

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What flavor cat food do you buy the most of? Dry: NUTRO Natural Choice (Senior) Wet: No loyalty to wet foods; Flyer is too finicky. Tried some new stuff today he seemed to like called "Soulistic" http://www.petco.com/product/110263/Soulistic-Adult-Canned-Cat-Food-in-Gelee.aspx

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Do you know of any religious leader that HAS NOT betrayed his congregation or anyone else? J. Krishnamurti http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiddu_Krishnamurti

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What are the best and worst things about cellphones? Best: Not having to search for payphones...ESPECIALLY while driving. Worst: Any situation when cell phone use distracts attention from something important or critical...like driving.

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If your bf lied to you about smoking and you confronted him about it and he still tried lying about it what does that mean? It probably means he's not going to quit anytime soon. He probably wishes you would accept this, but knows you won't, so he finds it easier to try hiding it from you.

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What is your favourite song by Hall and Oates? Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

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Will you use Google's new music search service? Didn't know Google HAD a music search service...I'll have to check it out. Thanks for the tip.

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How annoying do you find your office desk neighbors, if any? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/3475757

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Do you rock at checkers? No, but show me a chess board and you've got a game.

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Do Thoughts become things? Science of Mind by Ernest Holmes http://www.sacred-texts.com/eso/som/som05.htm As A Man Thinketh by James Allen http://jamesallen.wwwhubs.com/think.htm

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Who is Sasha Fierce? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Fierce

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Where can i find cool websites StumbleUpon them. http://www.stumbleupon.com/

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What is the difference between: public eye & private eye? $35.00 an hour.

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Should public school students be singing songs of praise to Barack Obama? No. Singing praises to Disney will do quite nicely.

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Do men look good wearing the colour purple? Only if they're Prince.

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Children watch us more than we sometimes realize. Do you think about what you say or do when you're around them? Do you personally feel that your actions around them influence their behavior? I'm VERY aware of what I say and do around my children EXCEPT... ...when I'm driving. Sometimes (I'm embarrassed to say) I'll blurt out a profanity at one of an endless supply of cell phone obsessed, no turn signal using, cracker jack license wielding IDIOTS I cross paths with on a daily basis. I'm sure I influence them to be angry, eternally frustrated...

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Can you take a shower in three minutes? In the service we called that a "navy shower". It's purpose was to conserve water onboard ship. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navy_shower

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Why are black people so loud? I've noticed they tend to be louder (on average) than other races, why is this? Is it natural, or do you try real hard to be an ignorant fuck? I liked you better when you were crying about your girlfriend diddling herself. Is this one of the "traditional Christian values" you represent, you dick?

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If, on average, 3 cars enter a parking lot every hour, what is the probability that exactly 10 cars will enter the lot in three hours? Zero. Next question.

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Are texting shortcuts becoming the equivalent of computer ebonics? Sometimes, people spit out the first silly thing that comes to mind. I'll take the high road and assume something makes sense about this question...I'm OBVIOUSLY missing something. Please explain how texting shortcuts relates to "nonstandard varieties of English spoken by African Americans" (ebonics-Dictionary.com). Are you trying to be witty, funny, clever or cute? ...

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Why Is Life Shit? You find what you look for.

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Do we need new rules of war? Yeah. Rule #1: No war. Rule #2: You CAN'T be that ignorant. STUDY Rule #1.

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Would you like to own fewer possessions? This sound like someone on a spiritual path who has interpreted "enlightenment" to mean "getting rid of your stuff". The "stuff" one needs to rid himself of is NOT what's owned, but what's CARRIED in the form of attachments.

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I've always believed in Jesus, but lately I've been feeling that there's really no excuse for a God creating suffering, no matter what it's purpose! It's useless. I truly almighty God could create a world free of it yet still give us free will. Agree? Looks like you're summarized what many people view as "spirituality", the literal belief that God created man... ...and man created everything else (free will).

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Does masturbation affect a girl's sexual purity? You sure are obsessed with your girl diddling herself. Perhaps it would be easier to just find a girl that doesn't masturbate? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8064288

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What's President Barack Obama's most annoying habit? Putting up with ignorant people.

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How long must you sit before you resign to the fact that you have a dingle-berry? Can't move until you stop looking.

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Why is this question rejected as nonsense? Is this world really so ignorant and hateful to traditional Christian values? No... ...it's ignorant and hateful to believe that everyone should follow "traditional Christian values". (If there IS such a thing.) But I don't think the question was worth rejecting. I thought it was amusing.

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Does anyone else suffer from (my words) 'computer dyslexia?' I can spell well when writing but when typing I get the letters mixed up etc. That ain't "computer dyslexia". That's "can't type worth a damn".

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Is there any logical, emotional, tangible or mathematical proof of God or Gods? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8064584

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If God gave you the option, would you be an angel or stay as a human? Why? You ARE an angel. You've just chosen to forget.

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Society makes fun of virgins that stay sexually pure, but also insults people that are too sexually active. Is there a way to not be taunted about your sexuality? Yeah. Ignore everyone.

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Men, would you mind not having control over your own wife? Control her? She's my wife not my slave.

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Barack Obama vs. Fox News. Barack Obama's administration fights Fox News for criticizing them. Even Clinton's cabinet has never been at war with Fox. I guess they were not as coward and petty. Does this look like a Freedom of Speech to you? What do the young folks say? Oh yeah... ..."Don't get it twisted." "Freedom of speech" is not synonymous with "freedom to say what I want without being challenged". In fact, the listener (in this case the Obama Administration) has free speech rights too. And they're expressing their freedom of speech by challenging Fox News. Seems simple...

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Car heater wont blow hot air * Check anti-freeze level * Have thermostat checked. * Pray your radiator doesn't need to be replaced.

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Can you delete questions you've asked on answerbag, man i wanna quit, it feels so unsecured... No. It'll probably survive longer than you will.

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The Statue of Libery now has a big, huge sign on it for all the world to see. what does it say? NO FLY ZONE.

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In what year did anime first appear in the U.S? Probably around 1963. (see Astro Boy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astro_boy)

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I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BLACK PHYSCIHARIST AND THAT IS THE ONLY PEOPLE THYE THINK HAVE A SERIOUS MENTAL ISSUE IS THE CRIMINALLY INSANE OR DRUG USERS BUT I HAVE BEEN SERIOUS LY ABUSED IN MANY WAYS BORN INTO IT BUT I THINK ITS BECASUE I WORKED, RASIED TO KID Right. (They left the DAMN doors open AGAIN...)

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What is the MOST UNFUNNY movie you ever seen? Napoleon Dynamite. WTF?

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Where is time going? Why are we aging so fast? Speak for yourself. I'm aging at the same rate I always have. You need to put down that PIPE and drink some WATER fer-cryin-out-loud!

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Would you marry a sexually impure woman? How would I KNOW? Is there an FDA purity stamp on her ass? Does she SMELL different? Wha...?

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"Jesus Christ!" "Oh My God!" "For God's Sake!" "Holy S..t!" Why do so many exclamations involve Christianity & Do you use these exclamations often? I wouldn't be surprised if they originated from people who tired of being admonished not to use the Lord's name in vain. As is often the case, the more you tell someone NOT to do something, the more they resist.

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What will Soupy Sales be best remembered for? Pies in the face. Now here's something remarkable. I grew up in Baltimore Md. The Soupy Sales Show was never broadcast in MD. I learned of Soupy Sales through annual visits to my Godmother's home in Asbury Park, NJ... ...when I was 10. I'm 52 now and I still remember seeing Soupy get hit with those pies.

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How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less? Cut the grass. No...that ain't it. Cutting grass AGAIN.

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No matter how old you are, will you still call your mom "mom" and your dad "dad"? or will you call them by their first name? my dad get mad at me when i call him by his name. I think it's amusing...and a little bit sad that people feel the need to elevate themselves to a first name basis with their parents. What's the point? Does it make them feel "all grown up"?

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Is there any logical, emotional, tangible or mathematical proof of God or Gods? None. Isn't it a relief not to have to worry about it anymore?

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Pretend, obama has sent word he is coming to ab tonight to read the answers to this question. he wants to know what you think of him, the only rule is you can only use one word. what do you have to say? Persevere.

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Is it wrong to give our self pleasure? That is what life is all about, pleasure. Why would pleasure be wrong. We eat to give us pleasure. We have friends for pleasure. We take vacations for pleasure. How DARE you pleasure yourself! Get with the program... ...DEMAND pleasure from others!

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When was your last sexual encounter & with who? My wife. About 3 weeks ago, I think.

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What does marriage mean to you? Security. I've always loved the idea of having someone to come home to.

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Do you ever go back and look over your old questions from the past and think "wtf"? No, it's usually more like, "I said THAT?"

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Is there a proper/tidy way to peel cooked shrimp while at the table? You're supposed to peel shrimp?

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What period of history were you most interested in while attending school? The Woodstock generation.

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How can I convince my Christian girlfriend that self-pleasure is a sin and she must stop? EMPATHIZE with her. Share with her examples of how YOU overcame self-pleasure and what convinced YOU to stop.

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If we are God's children and He loves us, why does He allow us to suffer? Do YOU intercede in your children's games?

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What excuse are you most likely to use if you are late for work? Don't need an excuse. That's what "leave slips" are for. I pay for my lateness with time already accumulated.

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Why is there enough religion in the world to incite war but not enough religion to install tolerance? You learn the purpose of a thing by the function it performs. IF... ...religion doesn't advocate tolerance, then a) it's not religion's function or b) religion is not being used for it's intended purpose.

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Don't you hate it when someone says to you that you are fine when they know it isn't true? Quite the contrary. I AM fine. I'M always fine, but I occasionally allow my consciousness to become infected with nonsense and bullshlitz. I temporarily forget that regardless of what has gone on in my life... ...it's ALWAYS WORKED OUT. I appreciate having someone with enough insight not placate me by buying into my crap. They demonstrate their love for me by reminding...

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Why love and happiness is hard to achieve? We make love and happiness CONDITIONAL. It's never enough to just love or just be happy we love BECAUSE, or we're happy BECAUSE. When BECAUSE is beyond our grasp or fails to live up to our expectations we become STUCK in the hell of our own creation.

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Why some people had no contentment in what they have in their life? That's easy. Most of us are taught that what we have and who we are is never enough. We must continually STRIVE for MORE.

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Perfection is impossible. Did you ever realise that? No... ...but then again, I believe in God. And I happen to believe that all God created was perfection. So, if perfection is all that was ever created and I see imperfection I obviously see something that doesn't exist. But... ...what the hell do I know?

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What's your favorite cheer up, feel good song? The Monkees - Pleasant Valley Sunday (because I couldn't find the video for "Kicks") -

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Is there such a thing as a victimless crime? Sounds like a contradiction of terms to me. If there's no victim, how is it a crime? ---- crime –noun 1. an action or an instance of negligence that is deemed injurious to the public welfare or morals or to the interests of the state and that is legally prohibited. 2. criminal activity and those engaged in it: to fight crime. 3. the habitual or frequent commission...

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Why i always feel sad? You have a personal investment in entertaining yourself with sad thoughts. Once you decide there is no useful purpose in directing energy toward the attraction and maintenance of sad thoughts, that sad thought energy will dissipate.

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When you are on a road trip do you prefer to be the driver, the front seat passenger, or a back seat passenger ? (why) The driver. The anticipation of planning, and then finally going on a trip makes driving the most interesting part for me. Strangely enough, actually REACHING the destination always seems a bit anticlimactic. I find myself looking forward to the drive home.

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When you are driving and someone flips you off do you LAUGH, or get really ticked off? I'm usually the flipper, not the flippee. I retired that practice when a guy jumped out of his car and started yelling at me through my (closed) driver side window. Road rage might have turned me into a traffic fatality.

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Do you believe there is only one God? If so, why are there so many paths to God? Do you believe there is only one Statue of Liberty? If so, why are there so many paths to the Statue of Liberty?

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It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, who do you expect it to be? My wife. She works nights.

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When did men first begin to feel insecure about the size of their ...eh...private parts? When did this hangup originate? I blame Eve. She was probably the first woman to say, "Is that IT?"

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If it wasn't for adamant disbelief what would atheist have to make them feel alive? Questions like this?

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Syllogism statements: All chalks are pens. All pens are stands. No stand is notebook. Some notebooks are books. conclusions: no chalk is notebook no pen is notebook no chalk is book. no pen is book. See dude...you just need to lie DOWN. It's alright! Get some sleep...you'll feel better in the morning!

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Is it appropriate for the White House to decide who is and who isn't a media organisation? I don't know about THAT, but if I'm being subjected to daily attacks from someone, you better BELIEVE I'm gonna have something to say about it. APPROPRIATE or not. Let's launch an attack on whoever questions the White House on this so we can see how appropriate THEIR response is.

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Is freedom an illusion? If so, will it always be? Actually, you have it backwards. To see anything OTHER than freedom (love) is illusion. Love is all there is.

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I see a white girl that I would love to make mine. The only thing is that I'm black, and she's a Christian. How can I let her know my feelings without the interracial barrier? You know white Christian girls don't date black men. What would Jesus think?

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Should women be allowed to talk in church? Absolutely not. "There shalt be no utterances of women in church" is one of the commandments they forgot to include in the Bible. That, and "Thou shalt not fleece My children".

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What song are you tired of hearing on the radio? Are you kidding? I listen to "oldies radio". They play the same damn songs forever.

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Are you pretty free with your advice? Only here on AB. Unsolicited advice is often considered intrusive.

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When do husbands know that they are in trouble? I sense it. I see it. I feel it. (It's a married man thing. You prolly know nut'n bout dat...)

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Do people get your sense of humor? Are you inferring that I'm FUNNY? Do I a-MUSE you? Do I make you LAUGH?

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Do any of the 24 hour news channels have any shows hosted by a minority? Specials like "Black in America" don't count. Don Lemon, CNN http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/lemon.don.html

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How long does it take for a black person to grow a beard? I am 18 years old and the last time I shaved was about two weeks ago. My beard grows very slow, and doesn't grow in some places. I'm 52 and I've NEVER been able to grow a beard. Wish I COULD because shaving every day or every other day irritates my face...I can never shave close enough.

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What makes a legitimate news outlet distinguishing it from news entertainment? Legitimate news sources simply state "what happened". News entertainment state what happened, offers an opinion or perspective of what happened and often tells or influences the audience on how it should perceive or feel about what happened.

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Do you believe that some people really do not know what love is? Everyone knows love on some level. They just may not be able or willing to acknowledge it.

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If masturbating is a sin then how do I release the sexual "pressure" that builds up inside me, aside from having nocturnal emissions? Heroin.

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Why do so many black men like to date white women? Personally speaking, if I were to date a white woman it would be because she has a pleasant personality, and because she's attractive. I like WOMEN. PERIOD. I don't care what color she is. My WIFE, on the other hand, might take ISSUE with that position, so there won't be any dating of women of ANY color in the very near future.

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Im doing a random sample survey on the people on AB that smoke/dont smoke-and the people that drink and dont drink. When im done i'll make a graph on it for school. Help me out. Be sure to include "smoking alternatives" to your survey. People who use electronic cigarettes/personal vaporizers don't really consider themselves as smokers. The nicotine they inhale is heated and vaporized. They don't use fire to burn tobacco so there's no smoke. They exhale a water vapor solution. Count me among those who use a personal vaporizer. I might...

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How do you learn to trust somebody again after they've lied to you on more than one occassion? I wouldn't. Doesn't mean I'd like or love the person any less. It just means that I'd be wary of what I chose to share with that person, and I wouldn't believe anything that person said without verification. If the lies were serious enough, I'd limit my contact with the person. I have no use for someone I can't trust.

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Why can't love surpass hate? We practice hate more.

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What is the biggest threat to our planet? Ignorance.

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Which characters in fiction, film, or TV do you most admire? Robert B. Parker's SPENCER. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spenser_%28fictional_detective%29

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Who was and or is credited with the first ever rap song? I know the Sugarhill Gang has to be among the top 5. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sugarhill_Gang

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What's one quality in a s/o that you absolutely want them to have? Peace of mind.

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What is the key to truly knowing God? Be still.

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What is True Worship? Being Here NOW.

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When did you first realize that you were wanted to get married? 13. (I was a strange kid.)

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What kind of sense of humor does God have? Have you looked around you lately? Come on...!

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Have you ever taken up two parking spaces on purpose? No. I was under the impression that privilege was reserved for as..... Never mind.

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Why would a God who loved mankind so much that he gave his only begotten son to be a sacrifice for man's sins, commit the majority of his creation to a fiery, eternal tormenting Auschwitz' of a Hell for ever and ever? It doesn't any make sense. I'm not taking a stand on your comment one way or the other. I will, however, share something with you that's helped me immensely for many years. Just this: "You can't make sense out of nonsense." Understanding this releases one from dwelling on anything that one recognizes as clearly illogical. It acknowledges the futility of thinking about pondering ...

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Why does God test us? To see if you're paying attention.

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If i don't believe in God , am i doomed forever? Yes. Now, run along and play before it gets too late. Don't be late for dinner.

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What is God's greatest gift to you? The Precious Present.

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Are there some things in life you can't control? Change.

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Is our body a Living temple of God? If so, is it right to desecrate this temple by eating non-veg? It's probably worse to desecrate it with undisciplined thinking.

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Have you ever hit your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend? Oh HELL no! I'd wake up with a nub where my hand used to be.

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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? I think the CORRECT phrase is: "Who you gonna believe...ME or your lying eyes?"

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Are you accepting applications for your fan club? "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx

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Have you ever had radar love? Radar love? No. Jungle Love? I'd never be that cool in my WILDEST dreams...!

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What is your favorite type of pizza? The pizza I was served in Sardinia Italy. Haven't tasted any comparable pizza in America since.

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Can you name a song that has the word rain in it? Mother's Finest - Rain

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What are your thoughts on the Fox News controversy, alleging that Barack Obama went to a madrassa in Indonesia as a child? Is this a new Obama expose'? I'm out of the loop...I stopped watching Fox when they appointed themselves the anti-Obama network.

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How do u feel after having sex? Depends on how well I performed.

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While in a relationship, how can you tell if your partner is insecure? He (or she) makes repeated requests for you to confirm or prove your love, demonstrates jealousy or feels threatened.

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Is "Jehovah" an accurate term to refer to God and where does it come from? What IS an accurate term for That which you do not know? If you KNOW Him, that which you call Him becomes irrelevant.

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Could you make love to your s/o every day for a month? Absolutely. I try to refrain from wishful thinking, though.

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If someone lies to you once will they lie to you again? It shows they're CAPABLE of lying to you again. Once does not establish a pattern; there's no way to determine whether or not the person will repeat the offense.

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Should Kirk have been thrown out of the Academy for cheating on the Kobayashi Maru test? Disciplined...yes. Expelled? Absolutely not. He showed initiative in finding a solution to the so-called "no-win scenario".

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Can you name a song about a "perfect woman?" The Intruders - I'll Always Love My Mama

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Can you name something that you never learned to do, but you would like to? I could name something, but I'd be lying. If I really wanted to do it, I would have put some effort into learning it.

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Can you name a song that prominently features a NUMBER in the lyrics? (Video links welcome!) Humble Pie - 30 Days in the Hole

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Is it possible not to think - to be thoughtless? Start Meditating Now: How To Stop Thinking http://www.amazon.com/Start-Meditating-Now-CDs-Thinking/dp/1899324208/ref=tmm_abk_title_0

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Do you consider an oral agreement followed by a handshake a binding contract? What's a "binding contract"? Any contract can be litigated provided a person has enough resources at their disposal. A contract...any contract...is only as good as the people involved.

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How long has it been since you've cleaned up your e-mail inbox? You're supposed to clean out your inbox?

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If you're talking to the girl who has a crush on you in the phone for quite a long time and you've hung out with each other a long time, how can you ask that girl to be your gf? How many ways are there and what are they? I would think a man who has invested as much time with someone he KNOWS "has a crush" on him could "seal the deal" with little or no effort. You don't need a thesis on dating; you've done the homework already. Just ASK her.

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Why did the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil cause Eve and Adam to feel shame at nudity, even in the exclusive presence of their spouse? Eating from the fruit introduced into consciousness the possibility of there being something other than perfection. Nothing was changed by that act except man's perception of reality. --- Recommended reading: The Little Soul and The Sun http://www.iloveulove.com/spirituality/cwg/cwglittlesoul.htm

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If tomorrow never comes, what happened yesterday? There is no "tomorrow". Past, present and future are mental gymnastics necessary to cope with man's inability to comprehend the eternal NOW.

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I'm trying to decide whether I should learn the Bass Guitar or the Piano. Which one would you pick? Which would offer you more opportunities to play? Which do you think you'd enjoy playing more? How creative might you be with each instrument?

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I dont understand,why god sent his only son to die for our sins..he's GOD,couldnt he of just killed the sinners?or fixed it You must first understand what sin IS. Sin is man's belief that he's separate from God. What better way you prove this than to have his son demonstrate the illusion of death? But we don't believe so we dwell in a hell of our own creation.

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Christians: If you believe God is eternal, do you think it is crazy for me to believe the universe is eternal and had no creator? I would believe that you're free to comprehend or NOT comprehend God in whatever manner you choose... ...As long as you don't impose your comprehension (or lack thereof) on ME. I would also believe that if He wanted it otherwise He would have denied the possibility of anyone understanding anything other than Him.

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What is wrong with NOT believing in god? Nothing. Now go play. (Don't forget to lock the door behind you when you leave.)

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Why would God give us freedom of choice and then say, "Do my bidding or I'll kill you."? Related question: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8013723

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Why are e-cigarettes being banned )because they might be dangerous) when REAL cigarettes are known to be dangerous? Not enough palms are being greased.

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Why do some of you dont use your photo for your avatar? I also don't use my photo and i don't know why?Do you have any reason? I used my photo when I first joined. The women started crying and the men threatened to kill me so I stopped using it.

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Name a song that contains a body part in it's title? The Guess Who - These Eyes James Brown - Get On The Good Foot

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What is the most watched DVD in your collection? I have so many. If forced to guess, I'd say "To Sir With Love".

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Which movie character does The Great One, Barack Obama, and his little buddy, Joe Biden, remind you of the most? The Lone Ranger & Tonto.

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Who makes the best bacon? What is your favorite kind? Giant Foods sells pretty tasty store brand hickory smoked bacon. Yum!

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I like this girl, but i believe i played hard to get a little too well, and i never made a move when we went out. I think she believed that I was not interested and therefore lost interest in me. But I like her, is there anything I can do? Or is it over? Send her some flowers...see what happens. (Or is that a little too old-fashioned?) Forget what I said. Twitter her and see if she Twitters back, (Haven't a CLUE what Twitter is, but the young folks seem to go for it...)

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Does it bother you how many people your partner slept with before you? I never asked. Bothers me more that my wife has never mentioned her father.

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You down with "OPP"? Yeah, you know me! What the heck does this mean? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O.P.P._%28song%29

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What the hell is wrong with everybody? The Nobel Peace Prize?

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In the society we live in, we put men and women in jail for prostitution, if we lock men and women up for this practice (prostitution) and we say that it is a crime, than what type of crime is pornography, and why we leave the men and women alone in it. Uh...well...you see... ...oh, I don't have time for this...!

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Do you have an onion in your kitchen at this exact moment? YES!

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What mindless activity keeps you from dwelling on your troubles? Answering AB questions.

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Is it true that smoking cigars is healthier then smoking cigarettes? People keep telling me that either one is better, now Im very confused. I love that kind of logic. It's like lethal injection is more humane than electrocution. I don't think the recipient of EITHER sees much of a distinction.

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Why is "smoking a cigar" smoking? The person does not even inhale the smoke. Any ideas? Tobacco + fire = smoke (burning) (Learned THAT from an elevator sign. They'll fine you whether you inhale or not.)

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Is there a star that you wonder where they dissapeared to? Paul Reuben. I liked that guy.

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Once you choose to not like someone, do you not like someone forever? Perhaps. There's a theory, though, that we experience numerous incarnations/lifetimes to work out whatever issues we have with a soul. If you buy into that sort of thing.

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Is there any free help sites out there that help with work related stress? Try this one: http://www.playauditorium.com/

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Do you like to get together with your buddies and pole each other? I have a pretty good idea of what my buddies think. I usually just participate in polls online.

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I have no idea what an X-box is? I thought it had to do with Porn. Is anyone way out of touch like me with today's lingo and gadgets? Nothing to be embarrassed about. There's this thing online called GOOGLE (or even Wikipedia) where you can go type in a word or phrase and get definitions and/or descriptions of just about anything you want to know. Check it out when you get the chance. http://www.google.com/search?q=xbox&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a ...

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What is the old fashion way of living? I dunno. I think it has something to do with no electricity, growing your own food and outhouses.

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I am 18. Do women find it "creepy" if a guy she hasn't met approaches her and starts a conversation? EX: open w/ compliment (fashion, etc), introduction (names), talk & be interested in her (hobbies, advice), & ask for her phone # (but w/o sounding needy) Not unless he's drooling in the process.

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How can I submit a question as "anonymous"? ??? You mean...that wasn't YOU? (Damn!)

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Why should I like Obama? convince me. You shouldn't. Now you're free to obsess over whether or not to like someone else.

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Under our justice system, are all citizens treated fairly? Oh HELL no. PEOPLE are involved.

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Why doesn't God perform a spectacular miracle and prove himself? He already has. Try looking in the mirror.

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Do you hold hands with your s/o when you are walking? No. My wife is not big on PDA (Public Displays of Affection).

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Are you ready for the Lord to return and for Satan to rule the Earth and conquer all of those who have not given themselves to the Lord Almighty!? I think I'm about 52 years too late for that. Try to caution us BEFORE the event, thank you very much.

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What does James Bond most like to do? Shoot inquisitive people?

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What do you think is the most aggressive sounding accent? Klingon.

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If you had the ability the read minds would u? Why or why not http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/154529/?page=1&

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Is it a good idea to wear soiled panties on a first date? Absolutely. A young woman should NEVER pass up an opportunity to place herself in embarrassing situations.

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Do you think the Obama Administration should avoid publicly criticizing opponents like Fox News and Rush Limbaugh? The way I see it, there are those who will love the President no matter what he does, and those who will HATE the President no matter what he does. NOTHING will change their opinion of him...short of getting caught tapping former President Clinton's sloppy seconds. What does the Obama Administration really have to lose?

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Do you like the person you have turned into on AB? A sarcastic know-it-all? HELL...I was THAT before AB. Very few people KNEW about though.

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I threw away $40.00 because I purchased ten "Generic Cialis" pills online, supposedly made in India, and they don't work at all. Have you purchased fake online medication? That's the silliest thing I've heard today. Everyone knows... ...you can purchase your fake medications from the service station, like I did. Buy your gas, cigarettes and male enhancement products with just one stop.

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Are there any "signs of the end days" that you are observing that have NOT been happening since forever? Yes... ...Jay Leno moving to prime time.

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Can you honestly say you love yourself? Absolutely... ...SOMEBODY has to!

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Do you have a good sense of humor or are you always serious? I wear mix-matched socks.

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God is supposed to be all knowing and all powerful right? So if God knows everything, then He must know what you are going to do before you do it? So is there truly free will? If He doesn't know your choice then He isn't perfect? Concepts like "before" and "after" describe man's inability to grasp the totality of NOW. NOW is all there is. God IS all knowing and all powerful. He knew enough about His creations not to encumber Himself with their day to day nonsense. This is why man has the ability to think for himself. And like any parents that love their children, He placed His...

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Why do I feel restless, disillusioned, roam around without a reason? Why am I even asking this question when no one except me can answer it? Undisciplined thinking.

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Some members wait for the points on their answer before they reward a good question.Why they are so concerned for the points? This IS a game of sorts. Besides...getting points is the best excuse I have for logging onto AB to shoot my mouth of and pretend I know what I'm talking about.

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Is irritability and aggression a sign of pending mental illness? If you'd strike the word "pending", I'd say yes. Behavior is the result of thought, therefore what you describe is a result of irritable and aggressive thoughts. We either choose our thoughts or allow ourselves to be influenced by thoughts unchecked. Choosing or allowing negative thoughts into our consciousness IS mental illness.

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Ladies how would you react if a man told you he left his wife for you? I'm leery about answering this question. I looked over your profile and decided, well...what the heck... My marriage has never really been what you would describe as "great", but we've managed somehow to keep it going for 20 years. A few years ago, we hit a particularly rocky patch and became accustomed to seldom speaking to each other. During this time, I found and...

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I started dating this guy and he is just amazing. Now as the saying goes "if it seems to good to be true...then it is" should I be thinking this? Or am I just being safe? There's another saying you've overlooked: "You find what you look for." I'd never advise against being cautious in a relationship; you don't want to jump in feet first. Just don't be so cautious that your insecurity ruins what might turn out to be a real good thing.

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Who is your favorite philostepher? Barry Long http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Long

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I don't want to waste my life serving a god that may not exist, nor do I want to displease an almighty god who may exist. Why does god give no lingering, physical evidence for his existing? If god exists, is he not playing mind games with us? Reason it out. If the knowledge of God was *********************** God's NUMBER 1 PRIORITY *********************** why on Earth would He allow any possibility of you not knowing? Do you really believe He would leave something *********************** AS IMPORTANT AS THAT *********************** open to interpretation or delegate the task of delivering this valuable...

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We all "listen" to one another but how much do we ever really "hear"? I'm sorry... ...what did you say?

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How does a kiss make booboos better? May I demonstrate? Oh... ...I thought you were referring to... ...never mind.

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Do people who say either "fear of commitment" or "afraid of commitment" lack the perception that commitment is not for everyone? Sounds like an ACKNOWLEDGEMENT that committment is not for everyone, though the examples have a negative connotation.

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Where should people be allowed to fart? I never knew farts were illegal. Are you talking about a "Fart Free Zone"?

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What causes a person to become an atheist? Christians.

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How do I tell my girlfriend to cover herself up in a polite, non-offensive way? "You wanna stop advertising?"

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Do you have a little devil inside of you? Interesting question. I'm hesitant to say yes because by doing so we "legitimize" or make real that which should be seen as false. It would be the same as me asking whether we all have pink elephants within us. "Uh...no...at least, not until you planted the suggestion in my head. Now I can't stop thinking about it." Before long, we're giving that...

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Why is the Devil commonly portrayed with a pitchfork? What does a pitchfork symbolize? They didn't have chainsaws back in the day.

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Ever since Obama won the Nobel prize, my friend's wife will only make love to him if Obama is on the TV. He thinks this is weird. Who is in the wrong? Wrong? Hasn't your friend ever heard of TIVO?

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Are you at all offended when God is referred to as "she"? Ego always looks for opportunities to be offended. Man is not ego. He has nothing to be offended BY... ...unless he chooses to identify with Ego and believes he's that which he is not.

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How can you forgive someone if you still can't accept pain that person had caused you? You can't. Forgiveness is not being offended. If there's no offense, there's nothing to "forgive". It's finding no fault.

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What do you do with friends who do not care for you and act insulting to you? Make them ex-friends.

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Atheists: What evidence would you accept as sufficient to show that God exists? Seeing Christians become non judgmental might be more than enough evidence to convert non-believers.

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How did you overcome coffee addiction? Heroin.

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Do you want to buy Sony Reader? I'd LOVE to buy one! (I just don't want to pay $299 for it.)

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What is something that you would like to have in your dream house? An excuse not to leave it that everyone would accept.

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Should Obama turn down the Nobel Peace Prize? Sure...yeah...whatever... The funny thing is, nobody gave two sh*ts about the Nobel Peace Prize until this year. Why do you think that is?

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If you google your real name, how many pages down do you have to go before you find a result that is actually about you? 5th entry on the 1st page. (My Amazon.com product reviews.)

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What springs to mind when I mention the letter O? In Baltimore, fans of the Baltimore Orioles shout out "O!" whenever the Star Spangled Banner is sung. ("O! say can you see-eee-eee....")

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What would you do if you found out your whole life was a hidden camera TV show and everyone you ever knew was a paid actor? Find out why I haven't been paid.

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How would you like your local area to look 20 years from now? Thug free.

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What drinks do they serve in hell? Milk. Builds strong teeth. You need strong teeth for all the gnashing and gnawing in agony you'll do during your eternal residence.

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High schools issuing breathalyzer tests. Students scoring over .02 will be suspended. What do you think? Good. The "little darlings" shouldn't be drinking.

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Do you think criminalization of homelessness is an unjust response to the problem? "Unjust" is an understatement. Try "utterly ridiculous".

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Give us the list of your favorite white lies please, will you? 1. "Oh...I hadn't noticed..." (Used when your s/o points out something remarkable about a member of the opposite sex). 2. "Of COURSE not." (Used when your s/o asks if something she plans to wear makes her look fat.) 3. "You're the BEST." (Used whenever possible.) 4. "You're the man." (Used when someone gets on your...

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Is it wrong to tell my work that if they are unable to start paying me more i am going to have to start looking around for another job, even tho i dont want to? Yes. Start looking BEFORE you threaten to leave. That way, you'll have a head start in case they tell you "you're fired".

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What is Victoria's 'secret'? Silky, skimpy, flimsy things make any woman attractive to a man.

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What quality in another person can you absolutely not tolerate? Arrogance. Especially when you're as dumb as cat sh*t. (My apology to cat sh*t.)

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Is there really other "fish" in the sea? Honestly? Cause I'm so scared of being alone forever. lol Even though i'm only 18. Im already nervous about my future... yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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Is it necessary to have a spiritual master? Do you have one? You might find this interesting: http://www.thetruth-seeker.com/PDF/Chapter_11.pdf (Scroll to 2nd paragraph, pg 275.) It's a chapter from the book "Confessions of a God Seeker" by Ford Johnson.

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You are sitting on a full bus. A very old man and a heavily pregnant woman enter the bus. No one else moves, so who do you offer your seat to and why? The woman takes priority. It's the way I was raised.

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Have you noticed how you can tell someone's political & religious status by their questions? (in most cases) Really...I hadn't noticed. What can you tell about ME?

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What do you live for? The precious present. What about you?

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What or who is someone or something that you would never even want to think about not having in your life? My children. The idea is especially painful considering the ever present risk of swine flu. A kid that attended my youngest daughter's elementary school died from it 2 weeks ago (R.I.P.) "Too close to home" is an understatement.

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When I try to grill cheese for a grilled cheese sandwich it just melts and burns. How do I grill the cheese? You don't grill the cheese. You place the cheese between 2 slices of bread and grill the bread. The cheese will melt in the process.

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Why are some people ugly? "Ugliness" is God's way of allowing the vapid people to feel good about themselves.

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Long ago, I was gazing off into the distance and saw someone's shoe, and *really*saw it - it was like all other shoes I'd ever seen were just a label reading "shoe" but I was really seeing a true shoe for the first time. Am I enlightened? For that brief moment, you probably WERE.

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Do you think there is a chance that love isn't real? Could it just be feelings or chemical reactions or hormones or pheremones? I think it's more likely that love is the ONLY thing that's real, but we allow anything and everything to block our awareness/experience of it. *I apologize if this is a duplicate answer.

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If the actors' accents are too thick do you watch a movie with the subtitles turned on? Yes. I began using subtitles when I began watching Japanese samurai movies. Having become accustomed to reading subtitles, I use them whenever volume can't be raised or I want to understand the dialogue more clearly.

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Which one of your questions (or answers) have received the most negative ratings points? Question: Are politicians professional liars...or is it just John Sidney (-5 so far) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/991551

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Do you think Madonna can sing GOOD? She sings WELL enough to get paid for it.

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Is it possible for someone to NOT be depressed, but want to die? I don't know. Seems to me that anyone not depressed will not even THINK of death, much less want to die. Makes no sense to ME...!

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Do you sometimes just stop talking, sit back and listen to others for awhile to see if what they're saying makes sense to you? Usually what I hear is yet one more repetition of idle chit-chat I've heard before. I tend to "zone out"...it becomes so much "noise". Occasionally something unique will be said that jolts me to attention, but such an occurrence is rare. This comes through the realization that people seldom listen to THEMSELVES when speaking. If prompted to analyze their own...

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Why is there nothing good on tv? There's plenty of good shows on tv. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/315999 The fact that you find nothing worth watching merely demonstrates that different people have different preferences. Or, maybe a few of us have bad taste.

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What would you allow your thirteen year old daughter to do? That's a broad question. We allow our daughters (twins) to do just about anything they want as long as it's age appropriate. You'd have to be more specific for a better answer.

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What is your music of choice? Classic rock.

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Ever met anyone famous? There used to be a local kid show that was popular called Lorenzo the Tramp. It came on Monday-Friday mornings. On Saturdays, kids were invited to the tv studio to appear on the show. I was on the show twice, so I got to meet Lorenzo in person. (see: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/388633)

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How many movies or DVD's do you watch in a month? Do you watch them at a theater or rent them and watch at home? Home. Theaters don't offer the thrill they did when I was a kid. Besides, they're too expensive. When I was a boy, you could pay for a ticket, watch a couple "warm up" films, a few cartoons AND a main feature. Today's offering pale in comparison.

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Why is love easy to fall in and harder to stay in? We usually fall in love unconditionally. Then we place conditions on the relationship and kill the love that created it.

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What can I do to stop my cat from "meowing" all night? There is nothing wrong with him healthwise, and lives a good life. He comes from a very abusive past though. He is neutered. How can I stop this consistant "braying"? Frustrating isn't it? I let my cat out at night. Seems like the only thing that will satisfy him and allow the family to sleep undisturbed. The bad thing is, he sometimes leaves "presents" outside and we'll eventually have no choice but to take him back to the animal shelter where we purchased him several years ago.

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Do you take good care of yourself? On a scale of 1-10..1 being not good at all and 10 being very good. 2. I'm in reasonably good health despite needing major dental work. I haven't had a physical examination in 30 years. I don't plan on getting one anytime soon.

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Have you ever finished a whole game of monopoly? Several times when I was younger. Of course, there were less distractions then.

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Thunder- are you scared? or do you like listening to it? One of my favorite pastimes. Unfortunately, it doesn't occur often enough. (Sure wish I could find my thunderstorms cd...)

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As a social, political commentator, HOW highly would you rate RUSH LIMBAUGH, 1=low, 10=high? I used to enjoy listening to him. I don't any longer, as I believe him to be merely a mouthpiece for the Republican party. And, I'm a Republican. (1)

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Have you ever faced a near death experience? If so what happened? Let's see... ...worked in an adult book store when a "customer" stabbed me in the gut (Had an out-of-body experience from that one). Picked up a passenger while driving a taxicab and had a gun put to my head. Good thing I just lost the cab, my cash and my wallet.

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When simply necking, what are some ways to switch it up so it doesn't get boring? Do you ever come across an AB question that makes your mind suddenly go blank? I think this is one of them.

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What is a deal breaker for you in a relationship, other than the obvious such as cheating and abuse? Ignorance. Arrogance. Lack of maturity. Frivolousness. Irresponsibility.

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How do you fend off demons? Stop answering the phone.

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My ex boyfriend wants to have sexual intercourse even though he and i both r in relationships with other people.. what should i do? Need you ask? (I feel sorry for your boyfriend.)

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How do you say whatever in french "Poo POO!"

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God created man in his image, Was he the shape of a mammal or should I be thinking more generally? Depends on What... ...or Who you imagine/believe God to be. IF God is Love and Love is All that He created What does that make man?

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How do you prevent yourself from worrying about trivial things? WHAT IF... ...you lose 1 minute of life with each and every thought you take. Would you not be more selective about what you choose to think? I also recognize that "worry" accomplishes nothing more than making you feel bad over something you cannot or will not change. Voluntarily inflicting pain upon yourself is a sure sign of insanity. Anyone who purposely chooses...

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If your girlfriend has a brain cancer and she asked you to break up with her. What would you do? Ask her to not be so dramatic.

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Do you sometimes buy things that you don't need? Considering approximately 98% of what I buy are convenience and/or luxury items, then... ...YES...I almost ALWAYS buy things I don't need.

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If you could have, would you have voted for Bush for a third term? Twice was one time two many.

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Do you feel sorry for people who live on the street? How much money do you suppose you'd make if you "accepted donations" from strangers 10 hours a day, 7 days a week? Think you could earn $8.00 an hour? $10...$12...? What do you think your expenses might be? I got to thinking this when a gave a dollar to a guy 7:30 Friday morning. I spotted the same guy at a different location as I drove home from work 6pm the same day. ...

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If Bush was awarded a Nobel Peace Prize, would Republicans question it? No...Democrats would raise hell. Let's be real. The PRIMARY function of each political party is to obstruct the opposing party and accumulate wealth. Effectively running the government is inconsequential. It's all a game and the American public are useless pawns. While you're distracted over "The Nobel Peace Prize Question", they're stealing us blind. ...

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The best way to spend a Sunday afternoon is _______________? ...watching football.

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Will I automatically get Negaitve points from fellow ABers for asking negaitve Questions about Obamas useless government? Is this a Pro Obama site? Is this a liberal Lefty site? I might give you negative points if I interpret your question to infer President Obama to be the sole cause of ineffective government. Useless and destructive government policy existed long before him. Some of it's uselessness is maintained and nurtured by professional government obstructionists (Congressmen) and "special interests". He doesn't run government alone...

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God is a jealous god, could anyone explain that one to me please. For ME, it's a figure of speech. A jealous person wants the person he loves to think of him 24/7. The saying is an admonition to think of, or focus attention on God by practicing conscious awareness of NOW. To let go (of my own thoughts and opinions), and let God (abide in me) as often as I can remember. ------ -

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Tell me a fragment of song lyrics that have really moved you and why? You are the sun I am the moon You are the words I am the tune Play me. ------------ After many years I found the girl I thought I'd lost. She's gone now...forever. This was our song.

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Would you automatically have respect and trust for someone because they are a pastor/priest/priestess/Rabbi or any other kind of religious leader? I personally would not because I have met both really good and really bad religious leaders. I'd respect the position, not necessarily the person holding the position. I'd withhold judgment and give the person "benefit of doubt" until given cause to question their performance or character.

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Is it normal to dislike ugly people? ***FLAG AS DUPLICATE ANSWER*** I guess ANYTHING you've been taught to accept or believe can be considered normal behavior. The underlying questions here are, Is what I've been taught to accept correct? Should "normal" be the standard of appropriate behavior?

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Do you like, dislike or not feel either way about your neighbors? Who?

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When I was in middle school girls used to call me ugly and hurt my feelings. Now people call me beautiful and men try to talk to me. I think I'm ugly. Did those girls ruin my self esteem and if so what can I do to get it back? Ever hear the saying "Practice makes perfect"? What's not usually considered is, if you practice doing something WRONG, you become perfectly incorrect. What I see in you statement is someone who has practiced being ugly and has become an expert at it. Those girls didn't ruin your self esteem, YOU ruined your self esteem by buying into their nonsense. What's...

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Where is the best place to hide my weed from my parents? Jail.

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I'm thinking about getting me three wives. What should I expect? Punishment.

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Good morning America! Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize. What are your initial thoughts? I thought, "Good Lord! Like they don't have ENOUGH already to attack him with!"

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My boyfriend stoped liking me abruptly. In a night actually and broke up with me in a heartbeat yet he still initiates conversation and is still my date to Homecoming. Is he testing me or something? He didn't abruptly stop liking you. He abruptly ended the relationship. Find another boyfriend; preferably one that appreciates you.

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Does God still do miracles today? I was gonna say something like, "Are you still breathing?", but your question deserves a different approach. I guess my real response would be ANOTHER question... ...what do you think a miracle IS?

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How often do you tell your s/o how incredible they are, beautiful, handsome, brilliant, etc.? Daily. That is, when she isn't yelling or complaining about something.

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Why are there fewer and fewer kids majoring in engineering these days? Don't be silly. When was the last time you saw an engineer on the Disney Channel?

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My new husband hit me for the first time. He apologized and cried. What should be done in this situation? He is blaming me for getting hit. (duplicate answer)