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Answer to Considering the new look of Answerbag's logo... should the name be changed? If you think so, do you have any suggestions?

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 11:07:04 -0800

Considering the new look of Answerbag's logo... should the name be changed? If you think so, do you have any suggestions?

I do not like the "new" answerbag and I am never coming on here again...Merry Christmas, Jay... xoxo

Answer to I didn't know how much I missed home till I came home for Thanksgiving break, have you ever felt this way? No place like home. No one like mom and dad. Does this make me a baby?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:38:10 -0800

I didn't know how much I missed home till I came home for Thanksgiving break, have you ever felt this way? No place like home. No one like mom and dad. Does this make me a baby?

Not at all!!! :):):)

Answer to Tea, or coffee?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:27:49 -0800

Tea, or coffee?

I love coffee... :):):)

Answer to Is tity fu*k possible with real boobs?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:03:43 -0800

Is tity fu*k possible with real boobs?

Quite the jerkoff question...

Answer to Got to have coffee?

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:47:26 -0700

Got to have coffee?

I love coffee...:):):)

Answer to Who cooks the most meals in your house?

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:53:10 -0700

Who cooks the most meals in your house?

I do or I don't eat... :)

Answer to How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 11:21:15 -0700

How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less?

Gone... :)

Answer to If your bed could talk, what would it say?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 11:16:19 -0700

If your bed could talk, what would it say?

Crackers in me again... :)

Answer to Do you feel sorry for dead animals on the roadside?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 09:03:56 -0700

Do you feel sorry for dead animals on the roadside?

Yes...Sad...

Answer to Today is my birthday 09-27-2009, could you wish me a happy birthday, pretty please?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 08:57:42 -0700

Today is my birthday 09-27-2009, could you wish me a happy birthday, pretty please?

Happy Birthday!!! Have a wonderful day :):):)

Answer to Is it legal to take road kill home with you?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 08:56:17 -0700

Is it legal to take road kill home with you?

I don't know...Never thought about this... :)

Answer to Which have you used most frequently in the past ninety days for in-store shopping purchases: cash, paper check, debit card or credit card?

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 08:55:20 -0700

Which have you used most frequently in the past ninety days for in-store shopping purchases: cash, paper check, debit card or credit card?

Cash...

Answer to Is $30,000 too much for an engagement ring?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:45:38 -0700

Is $30,000 too much for an engagement ring?

No...Not if you have it and want to spend that much...

Answer to What hurts on your body "Right Now"?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:43:24 -0700

What hurts on your body "Right Now"?

My knees...

Answer to Is Chief Wanbli's account closed????? :( (see http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=205717), I found out from this question, I'm pretty sure he asked it - http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1363591 - PLEASE CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:40:01 -0700

Is Chief Wanbli's account closed????? :( (see http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=205717), I found out from this question, I'm pretty sure he asked it - http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1363591 - PLEASE CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, his account was closed 9-24-2009... :(

Answer to Are you at home?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:20:11 -0700

Are you at home?

Yes, but not for long...I am going to visit my daughter... :)

Answer to I remember when I was little I believed I could touch the stars. What do you remember believing as a child?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:19:30 -0700

I remember when I was little I believed I could touch the stars. What do you remember believing as a child?

I thought my Mom was always right...She pretty much was... :)

Answer to What is your highest priority of your life right now?

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:17:03 -0700

What is your highest priority of your life right now?

My daughter...She is 7 months pregnant and is experiencing some complications...I'm helping her out...

Answer to So why hasn't AB made it available to delete your account completly such as questions, answers, comments, friends, etc...? Will there ever be that option for those who decide to leave it?

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:37:33 -0700

So why hasn't AB made it available to delete your account completly such as questions, answers, comments, friends, etc...? Will there ever be that option for those who decide to leave it?

I am sad that Chief Wanbli's account is closed as of today... :(

Answer to You burnt the _______ and it tastes terrible.

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:25:08 -0700

You burnt the _______ and it tastes terrible.

Ham...

Answer to What is your mission when you go to the mall?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:12:48 -0700

What is your mission when you go to the mall?

Buy clothes... :)

Answer to When you have candy, what candy are you most likely to have?

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:43:07 -0700

When you have candy, what candy are you most likely to have?

A Hershey bar or M&Ms...

Answer to Would you have lunch with Pee Wee Herman?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:05:33 -0700

Would you have lunch with Pee Wee Herman?

If he washed his hands first... :)

Answer to When your stressesd does AB seem to help?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:03:57 -0700

When your stressesd does AB seem to help?

Sometimes it does!!! :)

Answer to Name a subject you would not want to talk about?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:01:22 -0700

Name a subject you would not want to talk about?

Religion...

Answer to When you hear the word 'irish' what's the 1st thing you think of?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:00:09 -0700

When you hear the word 'irish' what's the 1st thing you think of?

Myself and my ancestors... :)

Answer to What's the most embarassing thing that happened to you on a date?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:58:18 -0700

What's the most embarassing thing that happened to you on a date?

He farted LOUDLY...I just blew it off...hehehe... :)

Answer to Do you speak spanish & does it seem like if you don't, YOU will soon be a minority?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:38:48 -0700

Do you speak spanish & does it seem like if you don't, YOU will soon be a minority?

I took Spanish in high school, but now I cannot converse in Spanish fluently... :)

Answer to Where were you last night at midnight?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:37:38 -0700

Where were you last night at midnight?

In bed sleeping zzz :)

Answer to Regular water or flavor water?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:37:05 -0700

Regular water or flavor water?

I do not like flavored water... :)

Answer to Was there ever a game that virtually took over your life you were so addicted? What was it?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:35:31 -0700

Was there ever a game that virtually took over your life you were so addicted? What was it?

Well, at one time I played an online casino game...No money involved, but it sure was addictive... :)

Answer to If you were to have a "midnight snack" tonight, what might it be?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:33:36 -0700

If you were to have a "midnight snack" tonight, what might it be?

Cheese and a glass of milk... :)

Answer to What is the one thing your parents use to tell you but you never believed till you grew up and realized its true?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:32:11 -0700

What is the one thing your parents use to tell you but you never believed till you grew up and realized its true?

Not to wish my life away...Time (and the years) will go by quickly... :)

Answer to Do you sit in the dark in the evening whilst on AB?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:30:40 -0700

Do you sit in the dark in the evening whilst on AB?

I have one small wattage lamp on... :)

Answer to You don't have to go into details, but do you have more than one profile on here? Is it any use to you or just confusing and time wasting?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:29:47 -0700

You don't have to go into details, but do you have more than one profile on here? Is it any use to you or just confusing and time wasting?

I have just this one account... :)

Answer to Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:29:04 -0700

Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012?

I don't think so...I checked my Decade-at-a-glance and it is not penciled in... :)

Answer to Ahh! We accidently traveled back in time to the '70's! You look around, and what is the first thing you see?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:44:34 -0700

Ahh! We accidently traveled back in time to the '70's! You look around, and what is the first thing you see?

David Cassidy... :)

Answer to What's one thing YOU always get when food shopping?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:43:25 -0700

What's one thing YOU always get when food shopping?

Bread...

Answer to What have you lost and will miss forever?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:20:47 -0700

What have you lost and will miss forever?

The ability to read a phonebook without glasses... :)

Answer to What would YOU like to see as a pattern, or print, on the new 'fashion' toilet paper that's hitting the market?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:19:21 -0700

What would YOU like to see as a pattern, or print, on the new 'fashion' toilet paper that's hitting the market?

Camouflage...

Answer to Even when you have a partner, do you enjoy someone else flirting with you, or no?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:15:58 -0700

Even when you have a partner, do you enjoy someone else flirting with you, or no?

I like to flirt and be flirted with... :)

Answer to What's something you make sure you never run out of?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:13:48 -0700

What's something you make sure you never run out of?

Yoilet paper...

Answer to It's Friday night, what are you doing, are you alone or with someone?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:08:32 -0700

It's Friday night, what are you doing, are you alone or with someone?

All alone...

Answer to You won a fantasy date with one celebrity of your choice, who will it be?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:22:09 -0700

You won a fantasy date with one celebrity of your choice, who will it be?

David Cassidy... :)

Answer to Do like bacon, sausage or ham better

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:15:21 -0700

Do like bacon, sausage or ham better

Bacon, please...

Answer to What or where was the last itch you scratched?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:13:45 -0700

What or where was the last itch you scratched?

My elbow...

Answer to How bad is life in prison?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:10:42 -0700

How bad is life in prison?

Loss of freedom is a b**** ...

Answer to What's one thing you dread doing?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:09:07 -0700

What's one thing you dread doing?

Grocery shopping...

Answer to Would you sell your used panties on EBay if the price were right?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:07:28 -0700

Would you sell your used panties on EBay if the price were right?

NOT...

Answer to What's one candy or snack you might get from a vending machine?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:06:53 -0700

What's one candy or snack you might get from a vending machine?

A brownie...

Answer to Do you routinely change all your passwords every few months?

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:44:28 -0700

Do you routinely change all your passwords every few months?

Maybe not that often, but I change them at times...

Answer to Coffee Drinkers:What color was your coffee mug you used this morning?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:44:03 -0700

Coffee Drinkers:What color was your coffee mug you used this morning?

Purple... :)

Answer to What is an example of a NOUN, that smells bad?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:50:57 -0700

What is an example of a NOUN, that smells bad?

Turd...Not you...That is my noun...

Answer to I just saw that Patrick Swazye died at age 57 yrs young!!! Did you know that?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:45:07 -0700

I just saw that Patrick Swazye died at age 57 yrs young!!! Did you know that?

I was sad when I heard this on tv last night...

Answer to Are you any good at giving a massage?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:43:05 -0700

Are you any good at giving a massage?

I am...I used to give my niece back massages when she was pregnant... :)

Answer to What is something you have gone through in your life that you wouldn't wish on anyone?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:39:28 -0700

What is something you have gone through in your life that you wouldn't wish on anyone?

Broken shoulders and the accompanying physical therapy... Ouch...

Answer to You like your women (or men) the way you like your... what?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:37:08 -0700

You like your women (or men) the way you like your... what?

Coffee...Hot and strong... hehehe... :)

Answer to Do you like giving birthday gifts?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:33:34 -0700

Do you like giving birthday gifts?

I like giving gifts and receiving them...My birthday is tomorrow... :)

Answer to What is the most common career ending injury in pro football?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:20:14 -0700

What is the most common career ending injury in pro football?

Dating Jessica Simpson?!?

Answer to What is something you might put in an empty coffee can?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:16:21 -0700

What is something you might put in an empty coffee can?

A HUGE fruitcake... :)

Answer to Can you name an occupation whose vehicles must always be ready to go?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:14:14 -0700

Can you name an occupation whose vehicles must always be ready to go?

Nascar racing...

Answer to 1/2 dressed OR 1/2 naked?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:12:32 -0700

1/2 dressed OR 1/2 naked?

1/2 naked as a jay bird...

Answer to Nick Jonas or George Clooney...who's cuter?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:11:29 -0700

Nick Jonas or George Clooney...who's cuter?

Nick is cute but George is a mature cute...

Answer to Can u think of a sentece using first letter of this phrase S.M.B.A.S.A.P.P.? (For example, Sell My Bought As Soon As Possible. Something like this )

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:10:37 -0700

Can u think of a sentece using first letter of this phrase S.M.B.A.S.A.P.P.? (For example, Sell My Bought As Soon As Possible. Something like this )

See my big arm socking a pervert person...

Answer to Have you ever been a crash test dummy?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:07:19 -0700

Have you ever been a crash test dummy?

Still am... hahaha... :)

Answer to If you could get a FREE Computer for appearing on the Oprah Show, to talking about your sex life, Would you?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:05:51 -0700

If you could get a FREE Computer for appearing on the Oprah Show, to talking about your sex life, Would you?

Absolutely not...Does not compute...hehehe...

Answer to Are you living life to its fullest or just existing?

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:02:52 -0700

Are you living life to its fullest or just existing?

No, but I'm getting close!!!

Answer to Whats better than milk and cookies?

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:07:10 -0700

Whats better than milk and cookies?

David Cassidy :):):)

Answer to Can you name a song that has the word "Beautiful" in it's title?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:31:38 -0700

Can you name a song that has the word "Beautiful" in it's title?

"You're beautiful"

Answer to Place your chin on your left shoulder, what is the first thing you see?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:30:14 -0700

Place your chin on your left shoulder, what is the first thing you see?

My sliding glass door in the livingroom...

Answer to What is one thing you have memorized?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:27:43 -0700

What is one thing you have memorized?

My checking account number...How exciting!!! hehehe

Answer to What are your goals in life?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:11:53 -0700

What are your goals in life?

To be happy and be a good grandma !!!

Answer to I'm making you dinner. What would you NOT want to eat?

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:51:38 -0700

I'm making you dinner. What would you NOT want to eat?

Shrimp...

Answer to What's your favorite place to grab breakfast?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:18:11 -0700

What's your favorite place to grab breakfast?

McDonalds...

Answer to With the exception of Vegetarians and Vegans, do you or anyone you know, NOT like chicken? (I have never met any human being during my lifetime who has said, "I do not like chicken!")

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:14:55 -0700

With the exception of Vegetarians and Vegans, do you or anyone you know, NOT like chicken? (I have never met any human being during my lifetime who has said, "I do not like chicken!")

I do know one 37 year old man who has tasted and does not like chicken...

Answer to What would you have for a snack? A Veggie, Cheese & Crackers, Chips, or something sweet?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:13:10 -0700

What would you have for a snack? A Veggie, Cheese & Crackers, Chips, or something sweet?

Cheese and ceackers for me... :)

Answer to What is the proper pronunciation of Neanderthal? Is it THAL or TAL?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:12:12 -0700

What is the proper pronunciation of Neanderthal? Is it THAL or TAL?

Thal...

Answer to Are you accepting of a hug from the same sex?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:10:56 -0700

Are you accepting of a hug from the same sex?

Yes...Nothing wrong with a friendly hug!!! :)

Answer to What's something that you are just no good at?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:08:55 -0700

What's something that you are just no good at?

Line dancing... :)

Answer to If i were to turn on ur T.V what would i see?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:06:54 -0700

If i were to turn on ur T.V what would i see?

Probably Clean House on the Style Channel... :)

Answer to Name any one thing you want back in your life?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:05:28 -0700

Name any one thing you want back in your life?

Knees that don't creak when I stand up... :)

Answer to What's more disgusting than kissing someone with chewing tobacco in their mouth?

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:35:33 -0700

What's more disgusting than kissing someone with chewing tobacco in their mouth?

Going back for seconds...

Answer to I didn't know that Target sold BOSE surround systems? What other things can you buy at Target?

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:07:36 -0700

I didn't know that Target sold BOSE surround systems? What other things can you buy at Target?

Female products...

Answer to How many more points do you need, to fill your current 'bag'?

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:31:16 -0700

How many more points do you need, to fill your current 'bag'?

120 more points to reach level 61... :)

Answer to What should you do if you are attacked by a cow?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:59:25 -0700

What should you do if you are attacked by a cow?

Look the udder way... :)

Answer to Have you ever taken in your aluminum cans in to be recycled?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:56:52 -0700

Have you ever taken in your aluminum cans in to be recycled?

Several times...

Answer to What is the corniest place in the USA?

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:55:55 -0700

What is the corniest place in the USA?

Iowa...

Answer to What's some thing, that someone might suck at?

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:49:55 -0700

What's some thing, that someone might suck at?

Breastfeeding... :P

Answer to What's something someone might grab onto?

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:45:33 -0700

What's something someone might grab onto?

My left boob...hehehe...

Answer to What is something that starts with the letter D that you would find in the ocean?

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:43:59 -0700

What is something that starts with the letter D that you would find in the ocean?

Deep-sea divers...

Answer to If Rosie O'Donnell and her girlfriend made a sex tape, would you watch it? Be honest now.

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:49:23 -0700

If Rosie O'Donnell and her girlfriend made a sex tape, would you watch it? Be honest now.

NO...

Answer to Please complete this sentence with your own idea: "Sliced bread was the greatest thing since_____."

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:39:15 -0700

Please complete this sentence with your own idea: "Sliced bread was the greatest thing since_____."

Penicillin...

Answer to What do you think about when you hear the word 'virgin'?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:14:06 -0700

What do you think about when you hear the word 'virgin'?

I think about needing more virgin olive oil...

Answer to What's something you might find in the pacific ocean?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:12:58 -0700

What's something you might find in the pacific ocean?

Contamination from plastic rubbish...

Answer to Which drink would you prefer, punch, or spiked punch?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:09:35 -0700

Which drink would you prefer, punch, or spiked punch?

Just plain punch, please...

Answer to R U filthy rich?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:08:46 -0700

R U filthy rich?

Not at all...

Answer to What is something someone might shave?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:06:19 -0700

What is something someone might shave?

Ham at a deli...

Answer to What kind of diet one should follow to sort out blood pressure problems?

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:18:48 -0700

What kind of diet one should follow to sort out blood pressure problems?

Cut down on soups with a high sodium content and don't use a lot of salt when preparing meals...

Answer to You can save big money at __________.

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:01:05 -0700

You can save big money at __________.

Menards...

Answer to Have you ever fallen and got the wind knocked out of you?

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:46:28 -0700

Have you ever fallen and got the wind knocked out of you?

Yes...Years ago when skating on the sidewalk...Owie...