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Considering the new look of Answerbag's logo... should the name be changed? If you think so, do you have any suggestions? I do not like the "new" answerbag and I am never coming on here again...Merry Christmas, Jay... xoxo

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I didn't know how much I missed home till I came home for Thanksgiving break, have you ever felt this way? No place like home. No one like mom and dad. Does this make me a baby? Not at all!!! :):):)

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Tea, or coffee? I love coffee... :):):)

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Is tity fu*k possible with real boobs? Quite the jerkoff question...

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Got to have coffee? I love coffee...:):):)

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Who cooks the most meals in your house? I do or I don't eat... :)

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How would you describe the summer of 2009 in 3 words or less? Gone... :)

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If your bed could talk, what would it say? Crackers in me again... :)

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Do you feel sorry for dead animals on the roadside? Yes...Sad...

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Today is my birthday 09-27-2009, could you wish me a happy birthday, pretty please? Happy Birthday!!! Have a wonderful day :):):)

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Is it legal to take road kill home with you? I don't know...Never thought about this... :)

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Which have you used most frequently in the past ninety days for in-store shopping purchases: cash, paper check, debit card or credit card? Cash...

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Is $30,000 too much for an engagement ring? No...Not if you have it and want to spend that much...

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What hurts on your body "Right Now"? My knees...

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Is Chief Wanbli's account closed????? :( (see http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=205717), I found out from this question, I'm pretty sure he asked it - http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1363591 - PLEASE CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, his account was closed 9-24-2009... :(

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Are you at home? Yes, but not for long...I am going to visit my daughter... :)

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I remember when I was little I believed I could touch the stars. What do you remember believing as a child? I thought my Mom was always right...She pretty much was... :)

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What is your highest priority of your life right now? My daughter...She is 7 months pregnant and is experiencing some complications...I'm helping her out...

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So why hasn't AB made it available to delete your account completly such as questions, answers, comments, friends, etc...? Will there ever be that option for those who decide to leave it? I am sad that Chief Wanbli's account is closed as of today... :(

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You burnt the _______ and it tastes terrible. Ham...

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What is your mission when you go to the mall? Buy clothes... :)

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When you have candy, what candy are you most likely to have? A Hershey bar or M&Ms...

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Would you have lunch with Pee Wee Herman? If he washed his hands first... :)

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When your stressesd does AB seem to help? Sometimes it does!!! :)

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Name a subject you would not want to talk about? Religion...

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When you hear the word 'irish' what's the 1st thing you think of? Myself and my ancestors... :)

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What's the most embarassing thing that happened to you on a date? He farted LOUDLY...I just blew it off...hehehe... :)

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Do you speak spanish & does it seem like if you don't, YOU will soon be a minority? I took Spanish in high school, but now I cannot converse in Spanish fluently... :)

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Where were you last night at midnight? In bed sleeping zzz :)

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Regular water or flavor water? I do not like flavored water... :)

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Was there ever a game that virtually took over your life you were so addicted? What was it? Well, at one time I played an online casino game...No money involved, but it sure was addictive... :)

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If you were to have a "midnight snack" tonight, what might it be? Cheese and a glass of milk... :)

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What is the one thing your parents use to tell you but you never believed till you grew up and realized its true? Not to wish my life away...Time (and the years) will go by quickly... :)

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Do you sit in the dark in the evening whilst on AB? I have one small wattage lamp on... :)

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You don't have to go into details, but do you have more than one profile on here? Is it any use to you or just confusing and time wasting? I have just this one account... :)

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Do you believe the world will end on December 21, 2012? I don't think so...I checked my Decade-at-a-glance and it is not penciled in... :)

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Ahh! We accidently traveled back in time to the '70's! You look around, and what is the first thing you see? David Cassidy... :)

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What's one thing YOU always get when food shopping? Bread...

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What have you lost and will miss forever? The ability to read a phonebook without glasses... :)

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What would YOU like to see as a pattern, or print, on the new 'fashion' toilet paper that's hitting the market? Camouflage...

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Even when you have a partner, do you enjoy someone else flirting with you, or no? I like to flirt and be flirted with... :)

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What's something you make sure you never run out of? Yoilet paper...

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It's Friday night, what are you doing, are you alone or with someone? All alone...

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You won a fantasy date with one celebrity of your choice, who will it be? David Cassidy... :)

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Do like bacon, sausage or ham better Bacon, please...

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What or where was the last itch you scratched? My elbow...

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How bad is life in prison? Loss of freedom is a b**** ...

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What's one thing you dread doing? Grocery shopping...

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Would you sell your used panties on EBay if the price were right? NOT...

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What's one candy or snack you might get from a vending machine? A brownie...

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Do you routinely change all your passwords every few months? Maybe not that often, but I change them at times...

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Coffee Drinkers:What color was your coffee mug you used this morning? Purple... :)

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What is an example of a NOUN, that smells bad? Turd...Not you...That is my noun...

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I just saw that Patrick Swazye died at age 57 yrs young!!! Did you know that? I was sad when I heard this on tv last night...

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Are you any good at giving a massage? I am...I used to give my niece back massages when she was pregnant... :)

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What is something you have gone through in your life that you wouldn't wish on anyone? Broken shoulders and the accompanying physical therapy... Ouch...

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You like your women (or men) the way you like your... what? Coffee...Hot and strong... hehehe... :)

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Do you like giving birthday gifts? I like giving gifts and receiving them...My birthday is tomorrow... :)

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What is the most common career ending injury in pro football? Dating Jessica Simpson?!?

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What is something you might put in an empty coffee can? A HUGE fruitcake... :)

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Can you name an occupation whose vehicles must always be ready to go? Nascar racing...

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1/2 dressed OR 1/2 naked? 1/2 naked as a jay bird...

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Nick Jonas or George Clooney...who's cuter? Nick is cute but George is a mature cute...

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Can u think of a sentece using first letter of this phrase S.M.B.A.S.A.P.P.? (For example, Sell My Bought As Soon As Possible. Something like this ) See my big arm socking a pervert person...

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Have you ever been a crash test dummy? Still am... hahaha... :)

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If you could get a FREE Computer for appearing on the Oprah Show, to talking about your sex life, Would you? Absolutely not...Does not compute...hehehe...

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Are you living life to its fullest or just existing? No, but I'm getting close!!!

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Whats better than milk and cookies? David Cassidy :):):)

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Can you name a song that has the word "Beautiful" in it's title? "You're beautiful"

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Place your chin on your left shoulder, what is the first thing you see? My sliding glass door in the livingroom...

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What is one thing you have memorized? My checking account number...How exciting!!! hehehe

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What are your goals in life? To be happy and be a good grandma !!!

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I'm making you dinner. What would you NOT want to eat? Shrimp...

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What's your favorite place to grab breakfast? McDonalds...

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With the exception of Vegetarians and Vegans, do you or anyone you know, NOT like chicken? (I have never met any human being during my lifetime who has said, "I do not like chicken!") I do know one 37 year old man who has tasted and does not like chicken...

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What would you have for a snack? A Veggie, Cheese & Crackers, Chips, or something sweet? Cheese and ceackers for me... :)

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What is the proper pronunciation of Neanderthal? Is it THAL or TAL? Thal...

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Are you accepting of a hug from the same sex? Yes...Nothing wrong with a friendly hug!!! :)

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What's something that you are just no good at? Line dancing... :)

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If i were to turn on ur T.V what would i see? Probably Clean House on the Style Channel... :)

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Name any one thing you want back in your life? Knees that don't creak when I stand up... :)

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What's more disgusting than kissing someone with chewing tobacco in their mouth? Going back for seconds...

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I didn't know that Target sold BOSE surround systems? What other things can you buy at Target? Female products...

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How many more points do you need, to fill your current 'bag'? 120 more points to reach level 61... :)

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What should you do if you are attacked by a cow? Look the udder way... :)

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Have you ever taken in your aluminum cans in to be recycled? Several times...

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What is the corniest place in the USA? Iowa...

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What's some thing, that someone might suck at? Breastfeeding... :P

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What's something someone might grab onto? My left boob...hehehe...

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What is something that starts with the letter D that you would find in the ocean? Deep-sea divers...

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If Rosie O'Donnell and her girlfriend made a sex tape, would you watch it? Be honest now. NO...

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Please complete this sentence with your own idea: "Sliced bread was the greatest thing since_____." Penicillin...

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What do you think about when you hear the word 'virgin'? I think about needing more virgin olive oil...

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What's something you might find in the pacific ocean? Contamination from plastic rubbish...

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Which drink would you prefer, punch, or spiked punch? Just plain punch, please...

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R U filthy rich? Not at all...

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What is something someone might shave? Ham at a deli...

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What kind of diet one should follow to sort out blood pressure problems? Cut down on soups with a high sodium content and don't use a lot of salt when preparing meals...

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You can save big money at __________. Menards...

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Have you ever fallen and got the wind knocked out of you? Yes...Years ago when skating on the sidewalk...Owie...

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How old were you when you stopped picking your nose? I still pick my nose sometimes in private...Gross, I know...

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Do you believe that Tanya knew nothing about the plan to whack Nancy? Tanya says she didn't know, but hmmmmmmmmmm I think she had knowledge of it..

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Can you tell me the name of a song that has the word "Please" in the title or in its lyrics? Please stay by Burt Bacharach...

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Description of straight hair Hair sans curl, body or waves...

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When was the last time you ate a Chocolate Chip Cookie? Never had a chocolate chip cookie - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Yesterday... :)

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Are you back yet? 75% back... :)

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Have you ever jumped on a large trampoline, if so was it fun Years and years ago I loved to jump on a trampoline... :)

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What was the very first question asked on AB? How many points will I get???

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Why is Uranus blue? My secret's out - I am a smurf... :P

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Do you sleep with TV or radio on? Why? I like to have the tv on for a while before I go to sleep...I turn the tv off when I think I can fall asleep...

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Can you name a famous golfer? Gary Player...

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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? I love it!!!

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Every time me and my mama look at the clock its 911. and we both find ourselvs waking up at 911. what could that mean? its rlly gettin weird. half my messages on myspace came in at 9:11pm. its rlly wierd. got any suggestions? Avoid caffeine at all costs...

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Have you ever stepped on a thumb tack? Yes...ow...

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Chicago or new york pizza? I like Chicago deep... Yum... :)

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Have you ever drank milk straight from the cow? I did that just the udder day... :)

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Cubs or cardinals? Both good organizations...Cubs... :)

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I went into a men's room that smelled like fresh baked cookies (because of the bakery next door). Good smell in a bad place, Would that bother you? When I enter a restroom, my nose goes on depeche mode...

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Meat eaters is there any meat you absolutely would or could not bring yourself to eat. I could never eat deer, rabbit or frogs legs. Rabbit wins that race...

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How soft is your bed? My bed is firm...

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Nutritionists say fish oil has all the good stuff, good for your cholesterol and heart, but studies say it also has all the bad stuff, mercury and other toxins. Is it better to have it? or avoid it? Everything in moderation...

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Anyone want to wish me a Happy Anniversary, 30 years with the best partner? Congrats...Quite an accomplishment!!!

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What does Answerbag represent for you? Interacting with fellow AB friends and hopefully learning a lot of new things... :)

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What's one kind of pie someone might make? Rhubarb...Yum... :)

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Have you ever wanted to go to Bali? Never thought about it... :)

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White wine, or red? I prefer red...

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Have you ever tripped and fell so bad that you needed stitches? Several times... :(

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Have you ever been to Knoxville Chattanooga or Nashville Tennessee? I've been to Nashville many times...I love it... :)

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Why does Bugs Bunny put on swim trunks to go swimming? To cover up his hare...hehehe...

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When all those birds fly south for the winter, don't the skies down there get over crowded? Nah...there is a lot of room left... :)

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Why is goose-geese but moose isn’t meese? Hahaha...Good question...Oh, those English rules...

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Do you think we generalize high school dropouts as lazy quitters who don't contribute to society? Do you know a dropout who follows the stereotypes? How about one who is successful & happy with their choice? I do not personally know anyone who dropped out of high school...I just like it when we here about someone going back to get their diploma or GED...:)

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If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, then why practice? Now that IS deep...heh, heh... :)

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What do you think of a man who is just divorced, meets a woman online, then in person, and in two weeks states his undying love and that they are partners for life? He's 60. You just never know...

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What's one famous person that looks like a delicious treat, to you? David Cassidy...

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Visiting my grandchild's school for grandparents day...

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What do you own thats Blue I have a blue suitcase... :)

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Red Sox or Yankees? Yankees...

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Today, i just became a new great-grandfather. his name is Jesse and a healthy baby boy. did i say great-grandfather? i am not ready for this. How wonderful. Congratulations!!!

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What is one question that children everywhere have been asking since time began? "Are we there yet???"

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What might your fortune cookie read if you were on death row? "Throw away your decade at a glance"

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What might someone collect? Unemployment benefits...

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Have you ever gone through any kind of withdrawal? Yes, currently...Getting off Cymbalta is hell...One month off and counting...Side efects are horrendous... :(:(:(

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What was one of the funniest country songs you ever heard? For me it was It's a monster's holiday by buck owens, Another one was a song called where's the dress by moe bandy & joe stampley. I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart - Johnny Cash... :) It is on the Folsom Prison album...

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Do you prefer flip flops, sandals, or sneakers? I prefer sandals... :)

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What was the last object you put inside your mouth? Buns...Well, biscuits...

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It's that time of year again!!! Our wonderfully kind, generous and suave Jay Was Here is another year older!!! Would you care to send warm Birthday wishes his way? HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY!!! :)

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Our lovely ChandaDiane is celebrating a birthday today (June 28th, 2009)! Who wants to join me in wishing her a wonderful day? Happy Birthday ChandaDarlin'! Happy birthday, lovely lady!!! Happy Birthday today to you also, Jay!!! xo

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I ______ at my Grandmas funeral? Was not present...My mother's mom died when my mom was 3 years old and I don't remember my dad's mom because I was only a couple years old when she died...

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Do you want a fling or a relationship this summer? I'll take a relationship...

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Back when Mom/Dad said "go out and play" what did you play? I played on our swingset...

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……………Tunnel? (plse fill blank) Carpal...

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Did you use a Calculator today? Yes...To figure out my time card...

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I have lost my.............! Nerve...

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What can`t money do? It can't buy a sunny day...

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Duct tape, is there anything it can't do? It can't fix gas prices...

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The perfect person is ______________________. Not to be found...

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What time is it across the world? It is 3:00 p.m. in Indiana...

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How often do you need to hear "I love you." Every day...

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If I told you I was thirsty what would you give me to drink? I would offer you water, milk or a Smirnoff Ice, 3 staples in my fridge... :)

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What does it mean when there is green in your poo? Unless you ate green eggs and ham, it just means the food was not digested properly...

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Who was the most popular kid in your class? A very pretty girl named Judy; she was nice to everyone... :)

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Which one would you rather go to, horse or car races? Car races...

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What symbols reprensent love People cuddling, rings... :)

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Name something that's as wobbly as a 3-legged stool? The person who would stand on that stool... :)

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Are you scared to be home alone? I am not scared to be home alone; I just don't like being home alone at times...

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When was the last time when you said to your parents.." i love you"? I told my parents every day that I loved them...The hardest was saying I love you on the day they died...

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What's your favorite Jolly Rancher flavor? I like all flavors equally... :)

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I am the smartest person on here. Do you agree? I can't answer that...But you sound very self-confident...I admire that... :)

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A spoon full of suger_______ fill in the gaps funny answers welcome Helps the diabetic come to...

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Who would you pull out of a burning building before George Bush? Seriously, I would remove whomever I could get safely out... :)

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When did you first use the Internet? About 3 years ago...

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Who is the first person to call you on the phone today? Telemarketer for the local newspaper...

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A word to describe a person who is not attention seeking, or does not require approval of others Content...

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What dont you care about anymore? I don't care that I have flecks of gray in my hair...

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Today's my birthday,,,,who wants a piece of cake? Happy Birthday!!! No cake, thank you; Have a wonderful day!!!

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Which do you find more refreshing: Iced water, or iced tea? I choose the water...Never did like tea, hot or cold...

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You walk into your house and there a guy siting on your kichen counter, what do you do? Cook him for supper...

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Whats your favorite song to work out to? She works hard for the money...

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If I could then I would___________. Can you finish this? Be an actor... :)

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'birthday'? Suit...

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Does any one not like there sister? I love my sister; but, we do not get along well...

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? Shawshank redemption...

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What is the saddest song you have ever heard? Cat in the cradle...

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What would you rather not do tomorrow? Go for bloodwork...

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Do people burp in their sleep? My Dad burped, sneezed and farted while sleeping...Just like his waking state... :)

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Do you find it hard to express yourself? Not usually... :)

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What do you not get enough of? E-mails from friends...

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Can you make your blue jeans talk? Or do your S/O's blue jeans talk? No...But(t) I hear that's the rage now...Yet another reason for men to stare at our asses...

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What is the name of a famous person that has died in the past 10 yrs? Dom DeLuise died this year... Funny man... :)

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I always forget to_______! fill in the blank Wipe off my desk on Friday afternoons...

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What should you never tell to a naked woman in bed? Your breasts are uneven...

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Do you like your last name? I hate mine because no one can pronounce it correctly. I don't dislike it... :)

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Can you make me a ________? fill it in Believer...

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I think of Answerbag as _________. A fun way to spend time online...

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One thing you just cannot live without? Coffee...

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Who is your favorite person to spend time with? My daughter... :)

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How often have you moved in the last 20 years? Twice...

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What is the name of a book with a moral in it? Moonbeam by Dr. G. Sivakumar...A book for children...

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Have you ever had a dream, you were stuck in a cartoon? Never had that dream; but what an imaginative question... :)

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How often do you sit down and have a real breakfast? (Eggs,bacon,pancakes,toast,etc) I like to do this Saturday mornings...

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The problem with men is ________________. Sometimes getting them to really listen...

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"Gee Wiz", "that's just swell" ... what other phrases can you name from the 50's era? D.A. hairstyle...

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READ MY LIPS!! I said to ______________!!!! What word (s) can you use to complete the thought? Bug off...

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What did you hug last night?( pillow, s/o, etc) An old friend... :)

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The last time you rode a bus where did you travel to? United Center to see an ice skating show... (Chicago)

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Chastity Bono, Sonny & Cher's daughter, has announced that she thinks of herself as a man and is undergoing a sex-change operation. Will she have a more difficult time being accepted as a man or less difficult time because of her celebrity parents? I don't think that will make much of a difference...Chastity seems to be the type of person who will pretty much not care what others think...

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Dr. Ruth or Dr. Phil? Dr. Ruth...

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What do you do to relieve tension? I get a foot massage...Works for me... :)

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What celebrity would you want to show up at your doorstep David Cassidy please...

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You know your day is "shot" when _________. What word (s) can you use to complete the thought? You poop your pants while in your car...

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Wouldn't the world be a better place if everybody had a beagle? I like your question... :) My answer: yes:):):)

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Were you constantly told to clean your room as a child? Yes I was... :)

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What is one word that describes the ocean?(any ocean) Vast...

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Do you like to be naked? In the shower and when I go to bed...

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Sorry, You can't come in here...................because? because I am naked as a jay bird...

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Hello,how are you doing? Hi...I am in a great mood...Thanks for asking...Hope you are doing well...:)

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What is something I might find on the top of your fridge? A bag of pretzels...

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Is there anything in nature more beautiful the naked FEMALE breasts? A newborn baby...

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If you had 10 arms what would you do? Scratch wherever it itched!!!

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Do you need a plumber for ANY reason at all? (Dancin Nymph? *wink wink*) No...I have no need to see a crack right now...

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While you are on AB, do you often see avatars as the red "x" instead of the photo that should be there? Just did!!!

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Have you ever worn a ten gallon hat? Nope...Closest I have come to that is six...

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Is the glazed donut your favorite one? As a matter of fact, sugar, it is!!!

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Paper __________. What? Dolls... :)

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Would it be considered in bad taste to say, "GOOD MOURNING!" to an Undertaker or Funeral Director? The funeral director would appreciate your gesture...He would be the last one to let you down...

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Name one item you will always find in your bedroom A comforter...me...hehehe... :)

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What is something you open (other than a door)? A conversation...

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Name something that you have done so many times you could do it with your eyes closed? Going potty...eeeek...

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Have you seen an Elephant today? Actually I did...Well, sort of...It was a sign in the shape of an elephant for a "white elephant" sale...hehehe... :)

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What will happen to AB when everyone starts to lose their sense of humor? I will send myself to the punny farm... :)

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Dirty ________. What word (s) could you use to complete the thought? Diaper...eeeeek... :)

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What's for dinner tonight? Baked potato, green beans, steak, onions and applesauce...

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Whiches the hottest place you been? Nevada...112 degrees...But it was DRY heat...GRRRRRRRRRRRRR... :)

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When ordering a Subway sub, what do you normally get on it? I need new ideas for when i go there for lunch! :) One of the daily specials... :)

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What three actions can you take to move fearlessly in the direction you want to go? Put on my bra, take it back off, run like hell and hope I don't get a black eye?!?

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What do you order to drink when you go out to eat? Coke and coffee...

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Do you have knacker's yard's in America? Not completely sure; but I think this is only in practice in the UK...

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I'm getting chased by a bear. What do i do? Give up your Charmin...

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Can you name a food that's better with cheese on top? Macaroni... Yum...

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Did you know rodger is a very silly name for a woman! I was not aware of that... :)

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Would you like a little fresh ground pepper on that? Yes...I love pepper... :)

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Do you know the exact number of people you've slept with or just a rough estimate? I know the exact number... :)

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Are you a drinker, puffer or smoker? I am guilty of having an occasional Smirnoff Ice... :)

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Do you like most of the people you meet? Most of them...Some more than others... :)

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Today is a _______ day! Pretty nice

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If you had a tape worm, what would you name it? Inches... :)

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What is something you probably shouldn't say to someone with the flu? Shitter's full...

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From 1 to 10 (10 being the worst) how would you rate your current stress level in your life? 8...

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I have to cut the internet out of the budget. Is there a good free service? Not that I have heard of...

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Have you ever been insulted online? Many, many times...

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Do you ever feel the urge to commit random acts of kindness? Yes...I have paid for the person next in line at fast food places...

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Why is it that I can never find a bra in my size? They are always to big for me. Hey you wrapped in nothing but saran wrap, I can clearly see your nuts...

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Do girls find muscles attractive on a man? I do... :)

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What's the worst thing to say after a first kiss? Was the garlic you ate today good???

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Hotter than ________. What word (s) can you use to finish the sentence? A pistol...

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What color are your eyes? Blue...

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Do you feel you are better than everyone? Never have felt that way...

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What fruits/vegetables have you grown in your backyard? Just tomatoes...

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When you die, What do you want buried with you? David Cassidy... :)

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Do you roll your eyes? I do roll my eyes... :)

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Have you ever worn a Tutu? Nono...

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What ever happened to Cleopatra's book on Cosmetics? I never knew about this book...Sounds interesting, though...

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Have you ever played Volleyball on the beach? Just once, at a nude beach...

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Girls"what is the most romantic thing a guy has ever done for you?" I'm still waiting for that...

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How do flabby girls get into their tight mini skirts? The same way flabby men get into their tight clothes I guess...Weird question...

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What would you do if one of your siblings suddenly stopped talking to you for no apparent reason? I would not worry about it...

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The Good,The Bad and The ______? Indifferent... :)

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Are you the person that asks or answers questions on AB? I just answer the questions... :)

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If you had to kill what you ate, would you be a vegetarian? No... :)

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How many siblings do either of your parents have? My mother had nine...My father had 3... :)

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Besides Creedence Clearwater Revival, What else can CCR stand for? (Crappy Cooked Roast) Clean classy redhead... :)

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'plastic'? Charrrgggeeee it... :)

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I slipped into my _____ and _______ through the door! What words can you use to fill in the blanks? I slipped into my bad self and made an entrance through the door... hahahaha... :)

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What is the best movie you have ever seen? Shawshank redemption...

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FREE? No, there is a cover charge... :)

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Do you consider yourself a flirt? And is that in person, or online or both? Guilty as charged... :) I am actually a little shy in person... :)

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Am I glad to see you? You are...And I am always glad to see you!!! :):):)

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Who do you want to hug today? You, Jay and Wanbli... :)

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What color towel did you dry off with? (I used a dark green towel) I like my towels how I like my men - Big, fluffy and colorful...hehehe... :) (my towel was blue)

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What AB user do you think stole the cookie from the cookie jar? I think it was Ailsa, Chief or Beavis.....hmmmmmmmmmmm LOL :-) It definitely was Wanbli... :)

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What AB user do you think might forget to change the roll of T.P? Wipeout...

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What is the initial of your middle name? We'll see who can guess it!:):) It is "L"

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Which girl scout cookie is your favorite? That good old thin mint... :)

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I need a laugh ...have u got anything random to say? My bra just unhooked...

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What type of socks do you like to wear? I like my socks like I like my men - Comfortable and a nice fit... :)

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Have you ever done any flirting on AB? Do you attach yourself to someone whose ideas you like and then sweeten them up? Do birds fly??? :)

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I am making love right now. How long should I bake it for or should I set the oven to broil? Use shake and bake and freeze the leftovers...

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Do you have an air freshner hanging in your car or not? No, I don't...I told my car to just stop farting; so, I don't need one... :)

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Do you have an air freshner hanging in your car or not? No I don't...

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How many pairs of underwear are you wearing right now? Just one...I'm trying to cut down... :)

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A sound that does not have a definite pitch or a definite pattern is called A fart... hehehe...

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Would you rather eat a wasp nest or a pin cushion? Pin cushion...wasp nests are highly overated... :)

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Dog the Bounty Hunter OR COPS? Leland is my fave on Dog...I don't watch COPS too often...

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What's a disadvantage of having a dog? Fleas...

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What do you think about the statement .... "The most important things in life aren't things!" I wholeheartedly agree... :)

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HOT POCKETS: Egg with Ham and Cheese, Egg with Sausage and Cheese or Egg with Bacon and Cheese? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Egg with bacon and cheese, please... :)

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Are you a walker, a cycler, a biker, a car driver, a taxi driver, a van driver, a bus driver or a pilot? I'm a walker... :)

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Do you lower your voice/tone at night rather or not anyone is asleep in the house? I live alone; but I do turn down the volume of my tv or radio at night...Force of habit :)

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Whats the very first thought that came in to ur head when u opened ur eyes this morning I always run to get the newspaper to see if I am in the Obituaries...If I am not; then I have a great day... :)

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In your opinion, What is something "gross"? Pubic hair in an Egg McMuffin...

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How would you set up a physical meeting with a personal you met from Answerbag that you've known for some time? I almost met a person on AB in real life...He was going to come see me...I really messed that one up... :(

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What is the name of an ABer that you think has a very "BUBBLY" personality? Babycakes... :)

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Do you believe that more money means more love ? yes or no? I don't equate the two...

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor? --------

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For all you regualrs--- Do you have a Favorite person on answerbag? I have a few faves...All of them are men...All of them I consider to be good friends...All of them ask intelligent questions and give intelligent answers and most importantly know how to spell "definitely" correctly...A plus in my book... :)

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What exactly pops in your head when you hear old people? I think about how valuable they are...Wisdom, perspective and knowledge come to mind...

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Would you go on a blind date, or have you been on one? Or would you never ever consider a blind date? Been there, done that...Worked out fine both times... :)

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What tune does your doorbell play? At work at the loading dock it plays take me out to the ballgame... :)

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What is your favorite type of cake? I like chocolate cake... :)

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Is answerbag one of your favorite websites? Yes it is... :)

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What comes to mind when I say "cardboard"? Most frozen pizza crusts...

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How many men have asked you to marry them? In this lifetime...Three... :)

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What is an intresting fact about the Polar Bear? They are NOT bi-polar...hehehe :)

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I am making a "Yum Yum Tree", What do you want on your spot of the Yum Yum Tree? Anything chocolate... :)

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What do you know about the movie Shrek? nothing really...

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What is an intresting fact about Charles Manson? He is not really a mass murderer...Just the ugly mastermind behind senseless murders...

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Do you enjoy airports? Great place to people watch!!!

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Are your trees budding yet? Just starting to...I love it!!!

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Where is he hiding? In the bathroom...Yikes...

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What are you thinking about this time? What a nice day it is outside... :)

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What was the highlight of your week? Learning my daughter is making me a grandma in December...:)

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Do you ever lie on your bed naked and think about trains? Only on the weekends... :)

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On a scale of 1-10, How comfortable would you say your bed is? A 10...My bed is only 1 yr. old and is very comfortable... :)

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When was the last time you played Monopoly? About two years ago... :)

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Have you ever bought an expensive outfit for a special occasion then returned it the next day for a refund? Never have...

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As a child did your parents put you to bed early when it was still light out and your friends were still playing outside? I always fell asleep on my own by 8 p.m. This continued thru 7th grade...Now, I am quite the night owl!!! :)

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Is life full of surprises for you? Yes...I was happily surprised to find out I am going to be a first-time grandma this December!!!

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Hum to yourself or talk to yourself? I've been known to do both on occassion... :)

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What would you say you wre proposed to you through a letter? Return to sender... :)

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Who is the better singer in your opinion? Faith Hill, Leann Rimes, or Martina McBride. Personally, I like Martina McBride, then Faith Hill, then Leann... :) I met Martina when she opened years ago for Sammy Kershaw...A very pretty and gracious woman... :)

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Isnt this frustrating?"You have given this member too many positive ratings in the last week. We know you're trying to help, but some of the other members would love to have your input as well!" I have a few times... :)

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What is another name for your mouth? Pleasure...hehehe... :):):)

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I have never been congratulated for anything on AB (sob..), so would you join me in congratulating myself on finally becoming a Sage? Woo hoo! Congrats to you...I became a Maestro about a week ago :):):)

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What is a word that has the "ough' in it? Although comes to my mind first... :)

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Do you prefer Equal, Splenda, or Sweet n' Low? I prefer Splenda... :)

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In your opinon, Who is someone famous or not that has bedroom eyes!? Jay...grrrr... :)

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♣ Who / what comes to your mind when I say " FRANK" ?♣ Curious Frank - I miss him... :)

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How do YOU pronounce 'either'? Long e... :)

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Been married to the same man for 15 years. never had any problems down there until about 9 months ago my vagina started gettin very itchy,swollen,red,a cloudy discharge. no odor,bumps,rash.it will go away;then comes back.i've changed soaps and everything. You need to see a gynecologist...You may need hormone cream or shots...

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Girls only love money? true or false?(choose one option only please) False...

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What is your contribution to the world? I can curl up my upper lip and hold a pencil there...

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What is the point of life? The dot over the "i" ???

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What is something that has a nozzle? Keith Urban... :P

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Was today a special day an why? Today was a very special day...I found out I am going to be a Grandma!!!

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Which would you rather have in your Easter Basket? Marshmallow Peeps, Cadbury Creme Eggs, or a chocolate bunny? Chocolate bunny...

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Have you or do you know anyone who has had any form of Cancer? (My mom & sister both had Breast Cancer~AND BEAT IT!!!) I as so happy to hear such good news!!! I know of one lady who had breast cancer and is still around 25 years later...

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Do you laugh at completely inappropriate times? I have, but not as a rule... :)

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What shows do you consider to be "must see" TV? Any forensic science show...

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Aren't you glad toilets do what they do? Absolutely...

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I'm having a hard time unclasping my bra, can you get it for me? You are so silly...Don't ever change...

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Do you think there's anything wrong with cremation? Not at all...

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Do you believe in a fiery place called hell? Yes I do...

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Would you lend a relatively large sum of money to a friend? No...Too risky for all involved...

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If a woman was into fitness and kept herself together and age as not revaged her body. If she over 40 but can still rock a mini like a 27-35 year old, why can't she? It it more about how you look rather than what your actual age is? -------

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If they held a party to meet David Blaine, would it be a real Know Blainer? Jim, Jim, Jim - I like your style... :)

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When is the worst time to get a headache? While taking an important test...

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If AB had a party would you go? I think that would be fun...

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Forget the Cute Commercials, What do you think is really Priceless? Tonsils in a jar...

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I am sad, how can I be happy? Smile and think nice thoughts... :)

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Is going to a casino on your list of fun things to do? It is at the top of my list...

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Why Are Men The Only "Villians" In The Infidelity Game? Because it so closely follows real life...hehehe...

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I would like to start making Mortors (Artillery Shells) where is a good place to start? ---

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In one word, how would you describe your brain? Malnourished...

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Im 5'2" ant 120.....if i eat 2 lean cuisines and one slimfast a day will i loose wieght? You really need at least 1,000 calories a day...Your body might go into starvation mode and hang onto every calorie if you eat much less than 1,000...

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What ever happened to "Boy George"? He tumbled for ya... :P

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If you can live without it...why waste your time? We all need to indulge once in a while...

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If you were ice cream, what flavor would you be and why? Neopolitan...

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Have you ever meant to pass gas, but pooped instead? ----

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How many cups of coffee does it take to perk you up in the morning? Myself: 4 To wake me up??? 3 To keep me going all day??? About 7 or 8 more cups...

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Its spring in Massachusetts, the buds are out on the trees, the birds are chirping, the sun is shining and I'm thinking its time for love. What about that? Love IS in the air... :)

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What's up chicken butt? Not much donkey breath...hehehe... :)

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If you could go anywhere in the world (at this very moment) where would you go and why would you choose to go there? I'd go to Florida to visit my sister...

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If you drink alcohol, how many drinks in a week (don't forget the weekends!) do you consume beer, wine, or other alcoholic beverages? (e.g. if you drink an avergage of 2 beers or glasses of wine a day, the answer = 14 in a week). No...But I do like an occasional Smirnoff Ice...

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Who's the last person you left a voice mail for? Human resources...

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Before my my ejaculations were intence and flying and now looks like it crawling out mypennis Well, allrighty then...

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What is something that in your opinion is "breath taking"? My asthma today...Whew... :)

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There is a saying that says "Everything tastes good on a Ritz Cracker". What is something good that you put on a Ritz Cracker? Cheddar cheese... :)

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What something that's painful? Untreated depression...

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What something that's dangerous? Dropping a bar of soap in a prison shower...

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Do you know more than five people living with diabetes? Yes I do...

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What do you do when your Bored and have no Money...? Watch cable on demand...

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What does everyone think about Obama sending troops to Afghanistan? His advisers must think it is necessary...

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What's on your bedside table? A lamp, sleep apnea machine, Kleenex...

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If you could only eat one candy forever, what would you choose, and why? M & Ms...I've always loved them... :)

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Who were the last people you ate with? People from work... :)

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Do you think God loves hypocrites as long as they go to church and read the bible? I believe God loves everyone...I know He likes it when people do attend church and read the bible... :)

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What's a subject you wish you knew more about? Forensic science... :)

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Do you collect seashells? I have collected some nice shells... :)

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What's the worst thing about being your gender? I can't play pocket pool... :P

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Have you ever gone geocaching? No, but it would be exciting to find that hidden treasure...

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How many friends do you have that make you feel worthless? None of my friends make me feel that way... :)

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The answer is "When in Rome" whats the question? Where can you wear a toga...

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What is something that is impossible to steal? Inner strength...

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What gift would you give back? Affection... :)

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Do you think people who criticize others for doing the very same things they themselves do under the radar, in the dark, behind closed doors, pay a price for it? You know, lose a little bit of themselves each time? I think they know they are in the wrong for doing so...Let them stew in their own juices...

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If pros and cons are opposite, is progress the opposite of congress? Wow...Hmmmm...Ahhh, no... :)

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Pair of ______. What word or words can you use in the blank? Skates... :)

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What do you look forward to the most when it comes to summer time? All the beautiful flowers... :)

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Do you ever have bad dreams? Not too often... :)

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Rather have a Grape, Strawberry or Blueberry? Grape... :)

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Does the person who inventories sheep fall asleep on the job? Good one, she said sheepishly... :)

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How do you react when you see something frightening? I quit looking in that mirror... :)

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I'd say More auto accidents are caused by drivers going to slow, Than there are by drivers going to fast. What is your opinion on this? I'd say about the same...Although slow drivers are a pain...

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So i hear ya like mudkips.... A little deviant, but yes... :)

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I think talking about controversial topics is good for the brain..keeps you on your toes..makes you think. Keeping to the straight and narrow safe and benign doesn't do the same thing. What do you think? I agree that talking about controversial things keeps the mind sharp... :)

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If you are 5 miles from your home and you have to go to the bathroom do you stop or do you just keep driving? I stop as soon as I see an exit...

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What if everyone just took a timeout? Hmmmmm... Not at the same time, I hope... :)

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We need a new Law on ____________________________. In order to ___________________. (What?) better parenting... help today's kids have a fighting chance to survive in today's world...

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What was the first thing that you thought of this morning? Is there snow???

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When Major Flooding gets even worse, does it become become Lieutenant Colonel Flooding? I love it!!! I'll go with that... :)

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So whats up with th e orld today? what do u think the president is doing to help? and what about the debt? Lots of world issues...Obama seems genuine enough in his efforts to want to help...The debt is unbelievable!!!

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Can you think of a device that would make people's life easier? Remote controls make things easier...usually... :)

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Love or sex which one is more important to you? Sex with someone I love is best...

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You in a square room with an all southern view. A bear walks past the window. What colour is the bear? White...

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Would you be friends with someone who only cared about themselves? Not a close friend... :)

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What are signs that "he's just not into you"? He never calls when he says he will; He insults you more than he praises you; He isn't attentive to your needs and wants...

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Death by chainsaw or hand saw? Chainsaw would be quicker...

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Why would the GOP present their budget proposal on April Fool's Day? I love this question... :)

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Is there something in this world that you want but just haven't been able to have it? Jay... hehehehe...

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Ladies, do you put on make -up even if you are staying at home? Yes, I have a new mailman...hehehe... :)

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Life with out _____ is__________. ( pl fill the blank) Life without t.p. is shitty...

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Everyone got their computers ready & protected for this "worm" coming out tomorrow? You talkin' bout Dennis Rodman... heh, heh...

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Why did you choose/not choose nursing as your career? Not choose...I'm more Florence Henderson than Florence Nightingale... :)

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What does cake sound like? Icing being applied to the soul...

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How do you buy paper products, canned goods, cleaning supplies, etc? Do you buy them when you have none left or do you buy in bulk and store them or buy in some other way? I try to keep a check on those items...ESPECIALLY toilet paper...

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What do you think of the $0.62 per pack tax increase on cigarettes starting April 1, 2009? I think smokers should be given a party...After all, the money goes to fund health insurance for kids...

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By looking at my profile picture,do you think I'm a lesbian? not at all...

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What would you find in an I Don't Care package? Monkey brains...

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What comes to mind when you hear "Master Blaster" Power dump...

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Whats the weather like where you are right now? 52 degrees...Sunny...

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which is ur favourite colour? Has to be blue...

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Do you look your age? No, I look younger...

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Which end of an egg is the top? The hairy end...

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Why do you walk in a park, any reason beside exercise. I like to people watch...

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Is your house or apartment always neat and orderly? Yes it is...

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If you were made into a Grabage Pail Kid, what would your GPK name be? Grabage or grabass...

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Would you save 20 people if it meant that you would die? Unlikely...

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I`m taking you to a restaurant,where do you want to go to eat,chinese or indian? Chinese...Indian is too spicy...

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If you had to strangle a truely evil person, how would you do it? Would you use fishing line or a bag? I'd use my bra... :)

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Would you like me to scratch your back? Only for an hour or so...

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Name something you might have lost at a theme park? My lunch, after riding a roller coaster...

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Why is the sky blue? Because Chief Wanbli deemed it so...

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When, do you think, would be the worst time to die? During sex...

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Where do you live and what is the current price of gasoline? $2.05...

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I turned all the clocks forward in the house to comfuse my son!!! It worked too! What did you do today to FOOL someone? I did not wear a bra today...Fooled a couple of boobs... :P

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In what do you accept mediocrity? Nothing...

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How many peaple watched american idol last night? I didn't...I forgot it was on...

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I turned all the clocks forward in the house to comfuse my son!!! It worked too! What did you do today to FOOL someone? I did not wear a bra...Fooled a couple of boobs... :P

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I turned all the clocks forward in the house to comfuse my son!!! It worked too! What did you do today to FOOL someone? I did not wear a bra...Fooled a couple of boobs... :P

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I turned all the clocks forward in the house to comfuse my son!!! It worked too! What did you do today to FOOL someone? I did not wear a bra...Fooled a couple of boobs... :P

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Do you feel lucky..are you a lucky person? I am a very lucky person... Always have been... :)

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Would you rather be hilariously funny or drop-dead gorgeous? I will never be drop-dead gorgeous...I am funny a lot of the time... :)

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Would you rather be hilariously funny or drop-dead gorgeous? ----------------

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What sound or noise do you love to hear? The time clock punching me out Friday afternoons... :)

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm"? Jay...hehehe... :)

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When was the last time you bought milk? Today at lunchtime at the coffee shop... :)

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Overweight, what are the basic causes of it, Inactivity, overeating, too much snacking of the wrong foods... :)

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Do you like tree shade. I do like tree shade... :)

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Are you well liked on AB? I like most all AB people...I know some like me... :)

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Have you been up in a tree lately? Not for many years... :)

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Would you rather play Tennis OR Racketball? I like tennis... :)

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What are your initials? including middle names if you have them? MLB... :)

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Have you actually ever kissed someones butt, that told you to do it? No, but maybe I will next time... :)

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I'm going to buy a treadmill with my tax return. what other things should I invest in to lose weight? I'm 21 years old and weigh 180 lbs. Help! Good luck with your weight loss efforts... :) Actually, you don't have to buy hand weights...You can use soup cans as weights... Therabands are a good investment...They can usually be found at K-Mart or WalMart...

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One word to describe *birth* and one word to describe *abortion*? Birth - joy Abortion - Sorrow

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Can wearing tight jeans affect your blood pressure reading? (Humor welcome too) Camel toes alert...

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How many people have you met from AB in person? Who? No one...

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What that rolling around in the trunk of your car? Oh. man...I had forgotten where I put that Roomba... :)

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Name a famous cow? South Park Cows...

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Besides your bed, what's something in your bed room that you couldn't live without? Boring answer, but my sleep apnea machine... :)

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How many more years do you want to live..? Maybe 15... :)

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When boys start sleeping in bed naked, is that a form of masturbation? No, that's called being comfortable...

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Who would you like to be handcuffed to for an entire month? My parole officer...I'd never have to worry for an entire month to report to him...

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What word do you wish people used more often? Booger...You little snot, you... hehehe...

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If you were carrying a bunch of groceries and someone ask you if you been to the grocery store, what would be a funny answer? No, It's Halloween and I am a pantry... :)

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What is opposite of 'opinion'? Factoid... :)

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Are you good at giving 'compliments'? Give me an example of one please. I like the blouse you are wearing...It looks great on you... :)

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Do you still have a cookie and a glass of milk? Dunk? Sure do... :) Love to dunk that Oreo...

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Would you rather have your back rubbed or tickled? I love to have my back rubbed...and, oh never mind...blush...

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Is the street/road in front of your house a busy one? Not too busy... :)

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Do you get up on the left or right side of the bed? The left side... :)

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What do you hate shopping for most? I do NOT enjoy grocery shopping... :)

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How would you describe the world we live in today in one sentence? It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world... :)

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Name one thing would see in a plane Me with my eyes shut most of the flight... :)

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Have you been to hospital for a xray Many, many times... :)

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Do you enjoy parades? I like to watch them on t.v. :)

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How many hours of sleep did you get last night? About 7 hours...

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Using the scale of 1-10, How much do you enjoy going to amusement parks? Probably a 5...I tend to get dizzy on the rides, but I love to people watch...

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The REAL Golf OR Putt Putt Golf? I love putt putt golf... :)

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Should I have told him how I felt? Now I feel so vulnerable. It's always good to tell someone how you feel...Just be honest...

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3 legged race or Potato sack race? Potato sack race...I remember that was fun when I was a kid...

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Do you trust Canadians? Have no reason not to...

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When someone is staring at you, do you assume it to be for a good reason or a bad one? Hopefully. it is for a good reason...

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Is it wrong to want to be a 'hot' mom? Only if you are a man... :)

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If faced with the offer, would you accept an offer of 2 billion dollars and death in a year, or would you decline and go about normal life? I would not accept that offer...

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Can you really tell a lot about someone by knowing their zodiac sign? I guess there may be traits that the person has that their zodiac sign entails...

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Would you eat a donut with bacon on it? I do nut believe so... :)

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Where does God go on vacation? I like this question... God likes Hawaii... :)

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Do you believe people get what they deserve? Sometimes they do...But there are some people who seem to get away with everything...

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Name something that breathes Leather... :)

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Sometimes I wonder if I should follow the advice I'm given on AB. Who are these faceless avatars? Or does it even matter where the advice is coming from? Answerbag is a site where many people give their own personal opinions. Read all answers you receive, taking each answer with a grain of salt. If you have a medical problem, better consult with a doctor. Sometimes an ABer will give insight to your concern. Use your common sense and appreciate all replies but make up your own mind... :)

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What is there an abundance of where you live? College students...

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"Don't have a Cow" is a way of telling someone to stop being upset or making a big deal out of something. What is another phrase similar to that one? Don't get your bowels in an uproar... :)

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How many miles do you travel each day? Around 12 miles each day... :)

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Name something that is hard A life lesson... :)

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Is the sun shining in your part of the world? A tiny bit... :)

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What is some words used in playing the game of Tennis? Love... :)

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Have you ever loved and lost somebody? Yes...Many years ago...We were engaged and he went into the Army...When he came home, he brought a girl with him from Germany... :(:(:(

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What is something that can be broken? A vow...

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If you hold unto your tongue and say your name what did it sound like you said? (just for fun) Sounded like putty...hahaha... :)

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If you had a body part of the opposite sex, what would you do with it? Give it a birth certificate... :)

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How many people on AB are depressed? How about you? I have been treated for depression for the last 4 1/2 years...Through a combination of medicine, life changes and counseling, I am happy to report I will be off medication in 2 months...Don't ever be afraid to ask for help in this area... :)

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Our dear friend Shammer has lost her beloved son in an accident a couple of weeks ago. Though she is strong I know she would only grow stronger knowing we care and are here in her time of grief. She is in my thoughts and prayers...You are correct; we are here for her and we definitely care...

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The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of ___________. How do finish this thought? In-depth researches...

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I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it ______________. How will you finish this saying? Concise...

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What are some words that end with "tion"? Recognition... :)

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Have you ever spent the night, out on the sidewalk waiting on concert tickets? No...I thought about it when I was younger... :)

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Name something you would not want to be used on you in a hospital? A urinal... :O

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ADVICE,PLEASE!! I've never been in long distance dating scene, he is 10 yrs older than me & he is a very successful man in D.C. What are good signs that he is into me? I really like this guy and he is planning to visit me in a month. If you met this man online, please be aware that there are some scammers out there who are just after your money...Pictures could be fake also...You might even be talking with a woman...There are shady characters everywhere...If he asks for money, do not give it to them...I sincerely hope you are not being scammed...I hope you have found someone nice...Don't meet him at your place...I...

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What is something you would find in Mexico that you probably wouldn't see or wouldn't see a lot in other countries? A porta potty in front of every restaurante...HAHAHAHA...

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What is something you should never say to a prostitute? What's new besides "ho, ho, ho..."

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What are all the problems alcohol consumption can cause? One problem is drunk driving and loss of innocent lives in accidents...My brother was killed by a drunk driver when he was 22. He had just graduated from college the week before this happened...

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What is the last word in the Bible? (That's a) wrap...

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M&M's- Peanut or plain? Plain...

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Everybody wants some. How about you? I'll take two, they're small... :)

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If you could choose a movie star to spend the weekend with, who would you pick? Kurt Russell - minus Goldie Hahn... :)

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Have you ever given your siblings, your pet or yourself a hair cut, when you was a child? No to all three...Guess I led a sheltered life... :)

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What is something you will find at or near a ski resort? The Kardashian sisters... :)

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What is a word used in golf? By golfers - DAMMIT... :)

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Somewhere in my house there is some string - does anyone know where it is? In the garage...Attached to that cool kite... :)

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What are you supposed to do when riding your motorcycle and it starts to rain? Give yourself last rites...

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What is your job/profession? I work at a university in the cataloging department...I've worked there 20 years... :)

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Who in the hell put this fly in my Progresso soup? Quiet...Everyone will want one... :)

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How many of you are at work at this moment? Guilty as charged... :)

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Whats the best nut for snacking? Definitely cashews... :)

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Have you told your children today that you loved them? :) I told my daughter that a couple times today... :)

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Have you ever posted a photo of yourself on the internet sticking your tongue out? No, but I will put that on my bucket list...hahaha... :P

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I believe that the most undeserving football team currently in the NFL just won the Super Bowl. What do you think of this? Pffffttt... :)

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Answer this question with the very first word that comes to mind , one word only please , how are you feeling...? Congested...

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Do you really think your a funny person? I have my moments... :)

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Should I keep trying to win a pissing contest? OMG...eeek...

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Will it bother you if the post office starts delivering mail only 5 days a week with Tuesday's off? I would hate that...

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Ladies, if you had a chance to marry Brad Pitt, the catch being he wants atleast 5 kids, would you do it? Not in this lifetime... :)

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Namaste is now a sage. Who would like to join me in an Indian party in his or her honour? Well done...Congratulations!!!

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What is something parents need for every newborn baby? A cash cow...hehehe...

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I'm far from the point, I make no mistakes but I fix yours. What am I? A pencil eraser... :)

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Who is the greatest ventriloquist of all time? Ronn Lucas is great... :)

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What were the eating utensils jesus used made of? Palm branches...

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What is the one word that defines you? People have said I am intriguing...

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What's the first song that comes to your mind for the Bee Gees? How can you mend a broken heart...

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What is something that scares kids at night? Any dream about Paris Hilton...

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Could you give me a "2 letter word", a "4 letter word" and a "6 letter" word, Please? my best friend

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What is one job you would not take even if it paid 100 times what you are making now? A doctor of any kind...

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What are some animals found in fairy tales? The three bears...

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Whats the best question anyone has asked here? I'd like to thank Capt. Jack Sparrow and all the great ABers who positrolled Blank Savage's account! Can we keep this noble practice going? The above is the best in my estimation... :)

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I have a cold, so you can tell my day isn't too good, and I also just found out that I might not have a job at the end of the day because of re-structuring in the company....Will you all pray for me? Feel better...I wil have you in my thoughts and prayers...

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Something that you can only do naked? Check your whole body for suspicious looking moles...

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Do you drink those neon-colored sports drinks? Why? No I don't drink them...I don't even want to have to try them...

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What would be better? Being a chef? or a kindergarten teacher? what should i major in? just pick one. If you are interested in cooking, being a chef would be an interesting choice for a career...Guidance counselors will be able to provide you with info on this career path...

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What is something you would have seen on a city street in the 1900's that you wouldn't see today? Lamps that a lamplighter would have to light every evening...

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What do old people smell like? Old people sometimes smell like their surroundings...Some old people have trouble getting around and can't keep their places as clean as they might like them to be...

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What does it mean when you get the error message "fatal error" when sending a e-mail? You're in danger, girl...

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What is the name of a famous person that impersonators like to impersonate? Elvis... :)

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What is something you make using tomatoes? When life hands you tomatoes - Make a bloody Mary...

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What is something you might see blowing around in strong winds? Donald Trump's hair...

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Besides a bed, what other furniture do you have in your bedroom? 2 lamps...Nightstand...I am Amish...

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Why do I only want to eat fruit? Were you the victim of a "drive-by fruiting"...hehe... :)

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I built a snowman with a guy from class last week, could I be pregnant? Only if you got too close to his balls...heh, heh... :)

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On a scale of 1 to 10, How good of a kisser to you think you are? A nine... :)

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Name something that goes on sale right after Christmas? Those ever popular gift boxed gloves, hair brushes, under $10 items...

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What is the back side of the palm called as? The front, or palm-side, of the hand is referred to as the palmar side. The back of the hand is called the dorsal side... :)

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Where is a place on earth where you could wear the same kind of clothing all year round? Any prison... :)

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Chief Wanbli is ABs 6th Genius! Would you join me in congratulating him on this awesome achievement? Congratulations!!! I just saw this today...What an achievement...Chief Wanbli is one of my nicest friends here on AB... :):):)

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What kind of apples do the Boyscouts sell? Horseapples, if I'm not mistaken... :P

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Are you more likely to be apathetic or empathetic regarding the situations of those around you? Empathetic hands down...

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What is the musical fruit? Beans...The more you toot, the better you'll feel; So eat beans at every meal... :)

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Have you ever worn your socks two or more days before putting them in the wash? No...I change socks every day...Being diabetic, I especially have to do this... :)

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Would you grant someone's dying wish by having sex with them? Let me think about that...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? Shawshank redemption...Love it...

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Are you old enough to have had a phone number with alpha characters? My first # was (melrose) ME2-3952 Howard 25320...I'm NOT writing HO25320...Ooops, too late... :)

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What is something specific that you would see in an old Western Saloon? Buxom brunettes..

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What would you rather be: ordinary and liked or rich and disliked. I AM ordinary and liked... :)

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What is the name of a household appliance that you can recognize by its sound it makes? My dishwasher is annoying...I always recognize that sound...

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What is the name of any bean? Jelly, acai...

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How far away do you live from your very first house? 3 miles away...

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Where is your money? In CDs mostly...Retirement money...

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How far would you go to earn points? Not far...heh, heh...I haven't asked a question since November of 2007...I like points, but it is not the main reason I am here...

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Real, or fiction, past or present, What is the name of a famous captain? Crunch, Hook, Nemo...

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What is a common food allergy? Strawberries, milk products...

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What is something a child might do when you are trying to take his/her picture? Cry or not smile...

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What is the name of a food that you would order as a side dish at a deli? I would order cole slaw or baked beans...

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In your opinion! what avatar should you not use? One that would be offensive to certain groups of people...

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What is the name of a food you have NEVER tasted? Shrimp...Never tried it...

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What is something that you have more than one bottle of around your house? Insulin...

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In you opinion, what's the best pizza topping? The worst? My hands...hehehe... :)

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Would you date yourself? Funny question...I'm not that hard up...hehe...

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I am your favorite flavored popicle! what color am I? Red...Yum...

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What is the best toy for a 1 year old? The box that the toy came in... :)

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Can you name an occupation that startes with one of these 3 letters? Use either P, M, or S Polysomnographer... :)

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Do you have a famous actor or actress that live relatively close to you? Oprah used to have a farmhouse about 40 minutes from where I live...

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"I could not ask for more" is the answer. What is the question? Would you like more of the meal I prepared???

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What was the last reason you had to log off Answerbag? I am at work now...I had to log off to get a better view of the men installing new carpet down the hall... :O

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Do you like your current hair style? Why? or Why Not? Yes...I have a friend who cuts my hair...She takes the time to listen to what I want... :)

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When was the last time you had a glass of milk? I drank a glass of milk before heading off to work this morning...I love milk...

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My birth date on my speeding ticket is incorrect. Do I still have to pay for the ticket Afraid so...Sorry... :)

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Lets play the assosiation game. If i say SHOES what comes to mind? Kick them off... :)

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Would you like to meet my great niece Erin Leann? (Photo in answer). How beautiful and so precious!!! :)

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Give me the name of ANY cartoon character from years ago to the present time.....Can you do it? Winky dink...

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Have you seen " 7 Pounds " yet? If so, did you enjoy it? I did not see it; but my daughter said she liked it...

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Gratitude is the sign of _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) An appreciative receiver...

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What's the TOP (one) reason you enjoy internet forums like this one? I like seeing my friends and making new ones... :)

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Do you keep a pair of handcuffs at home? A keep a pair on hand for unexpected company... :O

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Imagine your lying in the grass, what would you prefer to have above you, the sun or the moon? The sun...Then I can see all the bugs around me and move...

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Would you like to be in shoe sales??? The kind where you put the shoe on the customer? No I wouldn't...Just no... :)

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What is this baby thinking? (see below) Can I have fries with this???

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How many questions on here have gone un-answered? I don't know, but someone here will be able to give you a good estimate... :)

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Do you have next of Kin on AB? I have a sister on AB... :)

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Do you feel safe in your home? What, specifically provides you with that feeling of safety? Yes I feel safe...I have a dog who knows two commands - maim or kill...

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Do you have a Steady Hand...? Yes I do...

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WHERE WILL YOU BE 30 YRS FROM NOW? Deceased...

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Do you consider Sunday to be the first day of the week? I consider Monday the first day of the week...

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Where was the first place you drove alone after getting your license? I got my license a few days before I turned 17...I drove to school in the rain...

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Has anyone ever made you feel this way? Yes...I love that song... :)

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What do you call that thingy between your nose and your upper lip? A bugger...

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Do you always drop your phone? Actually, I dropped my cell phone this morning; I've dropped it a few times...

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How do handle a person whos physically attracted to you but refuses to go any further? Handle them by the good parts... :O

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If it could save your foot, would you have your leg amputated? Had me there for a second... :)

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Do you eat lunch at your desk or do you go out? I rarely go out for lunch when working...We have a nice breakroom...

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Do you have a clock in your bathroom? I take my cell phone to whichever room I am in, including the bathroom...That, of course, shows the time and if I am so inclined - I can time myself... :)

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Would you rather have toasted bagel or toast with your morning coffee? I like wheat toast with coffee...I have not acquired the taste for bagels...:)

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Neck Massage or Foot Massage? I like a good foot massage...

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Ladies what are you looking for in a man if you don't already have one? Someone who has a wicked sense of humor, likes to cook, and treats a lady like a lady... :)

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What is the hardest blow you've ever had to the head? I hit my head on the windshield in a car accident...

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How many of ya'll got kids? How old are they?Are their personalities alike or are they like night and day? One daughter...No more...

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If you were busted naked, but only had a washcloth to cover your most embarrassing part, what would you cover? My pride...I'm not lion... :)

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First thing that comes to mind when i say "illegal"? Drugs...

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Rate in order of importance:: Fame , Money , Power? None of the above - I like to blend into a crowd, I don't want power, I have my own standard of wealth... :)

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I stuck my finger in a woodpeckers hole, the woodpecker said_________? Do that again and you won't grow old...

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Are you still friends with the very first true friend you ever had? If not why? I have lost touch with that friend from grade school... :(

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Can you change a proverb to make it humorous? (for example: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man grouchy, with blood shot eyes.") The longer the night lasts, the more our dreams will be. The longer the night lasts, the more your bill will be... :O

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Do you have any good sports memorabilia, maybe even autographed? I have an official baseball from the Chicago All Star Game... Ryne Sandberg signed that before the game at a party I attended there... He also signed a photo of himself...

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Did you ever know anyone who ever farted? They never own up to it... :)

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Ever wonder what it's like to murder someone? No...I remember an account of a young boy who wondered about this and acted out on his thoughts by killing a 3 or four year old child...He is still in prison now...He is getting help for mental issues, but I don't think he will ever be released from prison...

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What does duped mean Easily deceived...

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What kind of flirt are you? (SEE LINK) My answers tell me a am a fun flirt...I tend to agree... :)

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Are you a self-starter? Never used to be, but I am now... :)

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My _______ aches.....What aches and what can help the ache? Head...Just took the usual three Advil... :)

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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and __________________? Deprived...

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What are you thinking of right now? I'm thinking about what a nice weekend I had... :)

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Why don't you ever sing to me anymore? You don't send me flowers anymore...

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Do you like oreo cookies with milk or without? I do like them with milk... :)

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I found a donkey wandering... anybody lose their ass? I have laughed my ass off many times... :)

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If you could give someone something that didnt cost a cent, what would it be and who would u give it to? A kind word to my friends...

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Will you take me home with you? Sure...I have room...

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High horse or hobby horse? A hobby horse named Mr. Ed of course...

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What comes to your mind first when I say Charlton Heston? Religious movies...

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Are you ready for death? Are you afraid to die? I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to die tonight...

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Do you always practice what you preach? (The answer "I always try." really doesn't cut it!) No I don't...

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Ladies, what do you think of a guy who removes hair from his armpits, but no where else? I think he's the pits...

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Should we really trust putting our personal information on websites like this one, facebook, or myspace? Not too much info...

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I hold a a grudge against _________, because __________ Some doctors because they don't listen..

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Are some women just not interested in sex, or have very little interest? That is a true statement...

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Is there such a day called dont wear your under pants day? Yes, but the concept has not caught on...

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What can you do to a person who terminally ill? Try to make them comfortable...

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Do you like Miley Cyrus? Please Elaborate.? I do, but I like her father even better...

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If it was a matter of life and death, How many hard boiled eggs could you eat? 8 or 9...

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Ladies: Do you know what a skinny mirror is? It makes a person look thin???

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Can you name two things that just belong together? Butts and undies...t

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What is the small white foul-smelling bits that I sometimes cough up from my throat? Crud...

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Last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day you ____? Returned it...

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Some days, you're the ______, other days, you're the _______. Cherries - pits

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And what do you burn, apart from witches? Carpenter ants...

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Do you have a tattoo? if so what is it and what does it mean to you? I don't have any...

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Does anyone ever look at the ads in answerbag? Um...Nooo...

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Do you think men will ever experience pregnancy? Hahahahahahahaha...Never anything close...

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How did YOU discover "Answerbag?" I just fell upon it while surfing the web. Now I'm addicted! Found it completely by accident...I love AB...

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What part of your life would you not want to repeat? The fourteen months I spent in physical therapy...

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Do you actually read the words on conversation hearts? Guilty as charged... :)

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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when i say the phrase whats the first thing that comes to mind Deja vu all over again...

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Why should I listen to you! Are you someone special? You should listen to everything I say...And, yes, I AM someone special... :)

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How many times have you asked or answered a question on here for the shock value? I put some shockers on here occasionally... :)

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I see black specks anybody know what that is? They've been there for 30 yrs. I see floaters...and dead people...Yikes...:)

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Whats the hardest you ever laughed? I laughed really hard when I saw my face in the mirror today... :P

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Has anyone ever been in a talent contest and if so, what did you do? I was in a hula hoop contest years ago... :) What did I do??? I lost... :)

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Are you older or younger than 50? I will finally admit that I am over 50...

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I'm 20 and getting married- what's your first reaction? Best of luck to you... :)

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Whats your favorite chip dip? Lays...And please don't call me "dip"... :)

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Ruffles or Lays? Ruffles may have ridges, but Frito lay... :P

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What NOT to say to an Obese Person....? You're once, twice, three times a lady... :)

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What's your Handwriting like? I write with fairly small letters...:) I was called "little writer" in Spanish class because when I wrote an answer on the board, it took up very little space...I guess "little writer" would be my Indian name... :)

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What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? It's payday... :)

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Saltene crackers or rits or both? I love Ritz crackers... :)

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Do you think someone will answer this question? :) I'm certain of it... :)

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If You Could give Love another Name. What would you Call it....? I like to say: 143...That means I love you (if you count the letters in each word...) I = 1 Love = 2 You = 3

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How many times do u see a movie @ the theaters in a year? One or two... :)

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I have to get filling and have to get novacain for the first time, does it hurt to get the shot? It won't hurt...Just a slight sting...They put numbing gel on your gum before giving you the shot... :)

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All men are created equal, but it's what a man does after conception that determines his chance of survival in the world. Agree or Disagree? I like your question...I agree... :)

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When you hear "Tap-N-Taste" what comes to mind? NOT tapping my nose... :)

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When life hands you lemons, do you make beef stew? When life hands me lemons... I do my very best... To pick out the seeds... And go with what's left... :):):)

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I was here but now am gone I leave my name to carry on, those who now me know me well those who don't can_________________? Sic balls Chopper... :)

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Do you prefer to take baths or showers? Showers... :)

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Do you prefer whole milk, 2%, 1%, skim or other? I drink 1%...Always have... :)

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Have you ever laughed at a man who was crying in public? Never have... :)

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First thing that comes to mind when i say "rap"? Change the channel... :)

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My new horse is called jim or jimmy, i need a show name for him...any ideas? Jazzy Jim... :)

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Is it illegal to ride with your laptop open? No, but it is questionable to drive with your zipper open... :O

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Which is your favourite nut? I prefer to be around nuts who have a good sense of humor...Oh, you mean... I LOVE cashews...Yum...:)

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I have been smoking weed for about 3 years & now I'm trying to clean my system out so I can get a job, I've been clean for 6 days & want to smoke again, how can I clean my system out fast enough to find a job within the next 2 months &pass a drug test. I would be more concerned about cleaning up your act so that once you get a job, you will be able to keep it... :)

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What is a 'green' consumer? An environmentally educated concerned person... :)

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If a guy called you pet names like angel,baby,darling or hun.and always gave you lots of eye contact and a wink every time he see you,what would you think? I would think I died and went to heaven... :)

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I was in line at a convenience store behind a blind man and he ask the clerk if the bill if was giving him was a 10, but was was a 20 and the clerk said yes - I got into a fight with the clerk for doing that - was I wrong for stepping in? Good question...You were absolutely right to do what you did... :):):)

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What causes ocean pollution? Not a scientific answer, but I believe it occurs when Paris Hilton enters the water... :P

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Will you be watching the inauguration ,and do you believe it may result in violence? Most likely... :)

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What is your height? I'm 5'2" with eyes of blue... :)

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If you could meet one person in the whole world past, present, or future, who would you want to meet and why? Obama...We exchanged a couple e-mails last year, but I would like to meet him in person...

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If someone had a gun to your head, is there anything you wouldn't do to keep yourself from getting killed? Calculus... :)

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Watcha doin right now? Watching the ending of Copy Cat on tv...

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If my mother had a penis would she be my father? Great first line of a country song...

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I understand spanish but cant speak it. is that weird? Si...

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Can any one think of a dumb question? Where is London, England???

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Is it possible to love and hate the same person at the same time? It is possible to love someone but hate some of the things they do...

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How About Sharing some of those_____________ Kisses...Hershey's kisses...

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How many ABer's have you seen naked? None of them...

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What comes to mind when I mention " satisfying "? A milky Way bar...

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How do you feel about the people you work with everyday? Do you get along with them? I like them and I get along well with them... :)

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Can I have a bit or bite of your ___________? Kit Kat bar...

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First thing that comes to mind when i say "NAKED"? Go meat...

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Do you agree about cloning I think I'm a clone now. There always seems to be two of me around...hehehe

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Butcher knife fell off fridge-ghost? Nah...Serial killer...Run...

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Is it okay if i JUST like guys that are cute, and not like guys that are just okay? It's ok, but you are missing out on some great friendships...

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What do you call a person who owes you money and won't pay you back? Idiot...

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Do you think that age of 23 is to late to start a new career? Not at all...Go for it...

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What is your favorite brand of chili? Hormel...

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What comes to mind when I mention " jerk "? Steve Martin...

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Name 3 things you think will become obsolete in 10 years? The Jonas Brothers...

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What comes to mind when I mention "WoW"? MoM upside down... :)

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Why are cats so cute? They are purrfect...

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What comes to mind when I mention " cheap "? Gas a few years ago...

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What comes to mind when I mention " expensive "? Academy Awards gowns and jewelry...

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What comes to mind when I mention " hard "? Difficult...

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What comes to mind when I mention " soft "? Soft as a baby's behind...:)

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A big juicy steak, a nice size portion of sea food, (lobster, crab etc) or chicken, Which one would you prefer and why? (4 U KayJ LOL) A nice juicy steak, please...Yum...I always eat chicken, I don't care that much for seafood...I'm in the mood for steak...GO MEAT!!!

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Sizzler or Red Lobster? I want a nice steak...Sizzler, please... :)

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Has a police officer ever flirted with you? I'm still waiting for that... :)

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Why wont my Mp3 player turn on? Maybe it's just not in the mood... :P

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Did you ever have sex to the William Tell Overture? Da da dum, da da dum, da da dum dum dum...No.. :)

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What is the most ferocious animal? A man on steroids...

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I love my girlfriends dog more than I love my girlfriend.... Do you think she will be upset? Nah...The dog will get over it quickly... :)

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What would it take for you to quit AB? If all my friends here left...

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Have you seen change without a fire? Yes...I went thru the change and had many hot flashes but no real fires... :)

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When is the next time you will be going to the grocery store? What are 3 items you need from the grocery store? Today... 1. Mr. Olive pickle pak... 2. Extra sharp cheddar cheese... 3. Bread...

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How often do you buy new shoes? As needed... :)

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Forgive me. When it is cold enough outside to see your own breathe, would it stand to reason you would also be able to see your own fart (assuming you were brave enough to bare your bottom)? I think so, butt you try that first...I'm too embare assed to... :)

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Would you eat something if a talking snake told you to? No, that would just make an asp out of myself... :)

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Can my large breed dog breed with my female minature pincher??? Scared dont want this to happen!!!! Do you think its even possible? Can and might...AND it might pinch her all right... :)

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My BF would like us to make it in front of his 95 years old grandad as his last request because he can't watch porns on TV anymore due to his bad eyes. I feel a bit uncertain about what to do or think. Any advices? Sounds like your bf wants to do that AND kill off his grandpa in one fell swoop... Tell the bf to get real...

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Can you fall in love with 2 people at the same time? If so how? I choose to believe you can love a lot of people, but can only be in love with one person at a time... :)

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Do people say you look your age, older than your age.,or younger than your age? People say I look 10 years younger than I really am... :) I choose to believe them... :)

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Many people have no_______? Clean underwear???

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How did the puritians differ from the pilgrims in their religous beliefs? The Puritans undressed women with their eyes...The Pilgrims undressed women with their hands... :P

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If you were on the plane and didn't get your peanuts after the crash would you ask for a refund? Are you nuts!!!...no... hehe... :)

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So you think you deserve ________ from me? A rat's ass... :)

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How many songs can you think of that have a woman's name as the title? Along comes Mary... :)

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How many ABer's have you seen naked? In real life - 0 - In my dreams??? - several -

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My gf said she wasnt wearing this very revealing shirt to school but then i found out that she was wearing it. Then she tried to lied to me and i proved that i knew and she said she was sorry...should i be mad? she does this stuff all the time Yes you have every reason to be mad...Maybe it's time to find a gf who isn't such a liar???

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What is an 'ABer'? I see that word a lot but never could find out what it means. You are an ABer... :)

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Who would make you "swoon" if you met them? Jay was here or Chief Wanbli...hehehehe... :)

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What careers will get you the most money in the future? Burglary and panhandling...

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How good are you at waiting for something or someone? I am a patient soul...

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How do you find out your blood type? I'm almost positive, no I am positive that my blood type is O+...I am not positive how I found out...

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Doesn't a bear sh*t pretty much any were it wants to? Has to be in the woods if he wants Charmin...

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What is the most cowardly way to break up with someone? Bring home a new girlfriend without telling his former girlfriend...

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Pretty Woman or An Officer and a Gentleman? I liked An officer and a gentleman better... :)

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I recently watched Freaks and Geeksin it's entirety, are there any other really funny obscure TV shows I should check out? Still standing...Really funny show...

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What have you noticed about yourself, as you get older? My boobs were victims of gravitational pull...

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''If I were a computer '' I would unplug myself... :)

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For what occasions would you like to use a "Temporarily Unavailable" sign a la AB? When I take a nap at work... :P

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Think back to all the advice you have heard or been given. How many ways can you finish this sentence: Never trust a man who ____________. Funny, as well as serious answers are welcomed. Never trust a man who eats yellow snow and offers to kiss you... :)

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Would you wrestle 300lbs incontinent man wearing a volatile adult diaper for $500? Wow...That's one expensive diaper... :P

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What's the rudest surname you've ever come across? In high school there was a Ms. Beaver and a Mr. Dick...You guessed it - They got married... TRUE ... :)

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Tell me about yourself in one line I am a silly but smart individual...

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Why can`t stand in a bucket and lift yourself off the ground using the handle? Hmmmm...Because the handle broke??? :) :P

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What is your favorite line from any of the National Lampoon Vacation movies? The shitters full... :)

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Can you name a song that starts with the letter P, J or V? Viva Las Vegas... :)

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Have you ever been laied? Yikes... :)

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What does Spiderpig do? Oinks a lot and hangs out on the web... :P

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Your magical dwarf name?? add the first 2 letters of your first name to the last 2 letters of your last name and the middle letter in your middle name. Maerl...

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How do i boil water in alaska? Alaska my friend...

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Have you ever been told that you are entertaining? Yes...It's a curse... :)

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What to do if bitten by a goldfish? A biting goldfish??? Once bitten, twice fried...

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Do you have any candles that are in the shape of something.? (I have one that is an eagle,a bear and an apple) I withdraw my answer...

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What are your thoughts on internet dating sites? Be very cautious...There are a lot of scammers on these sites...

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Men, how often do you like sex If I were a man, my answer would be: Every time... :P

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Why are you so cold? Could be because it's below zero outside...brr...

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Have you ever been on a blind date with a blind person? Yes, but it did not work out well...We just could not see eye to eye... :P

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What country do you live in.Do you like it? Born and raised in the USA...I love it here... :)

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Can you complete this limmerick? There once was an angry young bride, Who found that her husband had lied, He wasn't her hero, Really more of a zero, They found him next day _______________ Locked outside... :)

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Have you ever been laied? A couple times...It made me smile - and sneeze... :)

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Do you agree or disagree with this question? Let me think about this...OK, I agree...

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I believe 13 is too young for sexual related activities. Do you believe this is correct? Why or why not? I agree...Just makes good sense...A thirteen year old is not mature enough for sex...

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So who invented the first flush toilet? John Crapper...

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Disregard this question Disregard my answer...

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Scrappyisaspoiledchi in a COAT has just joined us in the Guru Union. As the Union Rep of the Guru Union I would like to officially welcome her. Would anyone like to join me in my welcome? Good job... Congrats!!!

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What can you do better drunk than sober? Fall gracefully...

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Do you believe you need to speak @ least 2 Languages to live in todays world? Si...Yes...

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This maybe the most important question of modern times. How do you eat your Oreo's Depends on what mood I'm in...Today is a "dip them" day... :)

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Who had the best breasts ever? That would have to be a couple of chicks I cooked last year...Juicy, big and yummy... :)

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What do you think should never be wasted? A kind word or deed... :)

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Do you actually buy bottled water? Guilty as charged...I buy it by the gallon when it is on sale... :)

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Have you ever read Stephen King's Pet Cemetary? What did you think of it? Did not read the book...Saw the movie...I was scared out of my gourd... :)

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Who has the most friends on Answerbag, and how many do they have? Friends list, a few... Real friends on AB, many... :):):)

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If you were able to get an autograph from any author (dead or alive), who would you choose? Anne Frank...

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Have you ever used chicken breast meat, rather than hamburger in your spaghetti? Haven't tried that yet...I'm sure it would taste good and save a few bawks... :) Beak careful not to use the chicken lips... (Groan)

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Why do people assume they can call you by a shortening of your name, when they havent even met you? example: my name is Courtney, and people call me Court all the time, and i actually HATE being called Court. I hear ya...I hate it when people call me "Pu"... :)

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Going for -14F tonight. Wheres Al Gore when you need him? He is hibernating... :)

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What is your birthstone? Same here... :)

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Which is sexier: A Female in a dress or a female is some Jeans and T-Shirt? Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder...

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Can you suffocate yourself by holding your breath for a long time? No...When I swim I can hold my breath for a very long time...I've even been told I have nice "lungs"...hahahaha:):):)

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Have u noticed that the most pointless questions get the most point? Who cares if u like your spaghetti with or w/o meatballs? Pfffttt...You are entitled to your opinion...However, this IS a question and answer site...One man's junk is another man's treasure... :)

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What is the one invention that is making your life SOOO much easier or better? The flashlight... :)

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How important is it to you to be treated with respect and kindness? Do you believe you are worthy of such treatment? Very important...I believe I am worthy of this... :)

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By law should i get a annual payrise? An annual payraise would be great; however, it does not always happen... :)

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Who do you think is more beautiful, Jennifer Garner or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer...

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If you can have supper with any person in the world who would it be? Probably Adam Sandler... I would be laughing so hard, I wouldn't eat a lot...New diet trick...

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When was the last time you were at the dentist to have your teeth cleaned or fixed in some way? Two months ago..."Look ma, no cavities... :)

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Do you drink a glass of OJ everyday? Yes, at least one glass daily...

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We are a world rich in ______ but poor in _____? giving advice - leading by good example

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I have a friend who is always eating when he drives. Is this common behavior? Well, maybe he thinks he is the gas tank and is just topping off the tank...Or, maybe not... :)

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What alcohol is in your cabinet? I have alcohol wipes in med. cabinet...

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Name a word rhyming with Deighton. Payton...

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Do you like your spaghetti with or without meatballs? Spaghetti without meatballs is like a day without sunshine... :) With, please...:)

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If asked, would you share the password to your email account with a significant other? No...Could cause trouble...

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What is something that you consider rude? Farting without giving warning...

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What state did you attend first grade? What state did you attend your Senior year? Indiana wanted me for both...

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I don't do things like go to reunions. I just don't have much in common anymore with people I knew 50 years ago. Do you agree or disagree? I have never been to a high school reunion...Some of my close friends from high school stilll live near me and I do see them... :)

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I say pineapple you say ___________? Hillshire...GO MEAT...

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Ok look i have a boifriend and we have been on n off for months we have been together fo 1 week but i have a problem we dont see eachother and wen we do all he wants iz 2 have sex is he just using me HELP!!!!!!! I think you should find someone who respects you and treats you better...

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What color do you want your coffin to be? A color invented in 2050...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 173...

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Monopoly or Life? They are both very lengthy games. So which long game would you play? I love to play monopoly... :)

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What brand of dryer sheets? Bounce...

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Everytime I see my ex-gf with her new bf, I physically want to collapse it hurts so bad. The pain is so intense and it's driving me crazy. Is this the worst inner pain you can experience in life? :( It's in the top 3 in my book...

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What should be made free? Butterflies...Oh, they already are... :)

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Would you ever fake your death to get out of a relationship? No...How sad and cruel...

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Who here uses msn? I do...

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I'm having a party, What famous singer would you like to have at our party? Rick Springfield... :) and David Cassidy... :)

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Do you ever IM or email someone who is sitting a few steps away? If so, isn't it ironic that you're typing a message which probably traverses tens or hundreds of miles of network cable to reach its destination such a short distance from you? I do and I think it is cool to do so... :)

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Do you pop your knuckles? I never have and I don't think I can... :)

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Do you give money to the homeless people on the streets? When I can I do... :)

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Okay so if i had my period on the 28th and had unprotected sex on the 17th... didn't take plan B after....shit, am I at a huge risk of getting pregnant? Could be hun...

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Whats the best way to turn on a women? Push the "on" button... :)

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Does your home have a junk drawer? Have a look, what's in it? Yes I do...Scissors, pens, and coupons... :)

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What is your favorite dinner? How often do you actually get to have it? I like bacon, eggs, hasbrowns and toast for dinner...Really...I don't have it often, but I love that... :)

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What has been the saddest day of your life? Why was it so sad? I was very sad the day my brother was killed by a drunk driver... :(

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After making a purchase at a store, do you double check your change, or just throw it in Your wallet, trusting in the honesty of the cashier? I don't double check my change, but I once went through my change... :)

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Have you ever broken you Jaw? How? Never broke my jaw...Nearly broke my collarbone in a fall, and I have broken both my shoulders in falls...

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What is more easy to break - Trust or Faith? I'll go with trust...

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What are your thoughts right now I ate too much for lunch...

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Is it just me, or is there_______________________________ A skunk under your arm...

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Where can i find a muse? Beats me...I am not amused... :P

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How deep do my deep thoughts have to be? How deep is your love... :P

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What is the first thought in your mind Monday at 7 AM? Time to make the doughnuts... :)

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If you had deep thoughts would your brain hurt Hasn't yet... :)

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Have you ever imagined that you were looking down on the stars and the sky? as if you were above? Can't say that I have...Cool thought though... :)

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What's the best question you've ever heard that could not answer? How's it hangin' death... :P

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Have You ever stayed with Strangers? Yes but they were not strangers for long...hehehe... :)

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Deep thoughts? Not today...

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What's the biggest highlight of your life? The blond streak in my hair...hehehe...

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Whats the Most Recent Insult youve received? You sure don't look as old as you are... :(

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What is the biggest mistake you made in 2006 which you will not make again in 2007? I did not write any checks with the wrong year... :)

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If there was a surgery you could get that fixed it so your body did not require sleep with no ill affects, would you get it and what would you do with your newly found time? No...I hate surgery... :)

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Who do you talk to when your troubled? I usually talk to my daughter...She helps me a lot... :)

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Were you a bully when you were a kid? No...I tried to keep to myself as much as possible...That would have drawn attention to me... :)

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Were you teased when you were a kid? Yes I was...The boys loved to tease me because my face would turn bright red... :)

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Complete this sentence: I have told you a bazillion times ______________. Don't exaggerate... :)

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True or False...You are currently barefoot.? False...I am at work... :)

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Do you buy refills for your ink pens or just buy new pens? I just buy new pens... :)

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How many pairs of sunglasses do you own? Three... :)

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If music makes the world go round, would that explain Ozzy Osbournes confused state most of the time? Could be...I've always liked Ozzy...

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Name one thing in your life that remains Constant? The love of my daughter...

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Will you hold me? Sure, I'm on my break now...

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Big feet, big --------? Big feet, big deal...

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How much would it cost to sell yourself for sex? My integrity...

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What food would you never give to your dog? Anything I cooked...

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What single beverage would you say defines the United States best? C o f f e e ...

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Barcaluv 67 for his ascension to Swami? Great job!!! Congrats... :)

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If there was "one" famous person that you could go to an all day theme park with....who would you choose? and why? David Cassidy...I have always liked him... :)

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Why do prayers go unanswered? Prayers are answered...They may not be answered with the exact results you wanted...

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If someone else is driving, do you prefer to sit in the front seat or the back? In the front seat...I do my best back-seat driving from that spot... :)

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Do you give money to the homeless people on the streets? I have...

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Tea or coffee? How do you take it? Coffee black, please...

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Who took the last photo of you? Was it a good photo? My daughter...It was at Christmas and it was pretty good...

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What thing would you NOT want to find in your attic/basement? Norman Bate's mother...

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What do you call a person who has sex with their clone? Two-faced...

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Can you draw? What is it you like drawing the most? If you can't draw, can you write? What is it you like to write? I can't draw very well...I like to write poems... :)

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Anyone else want to play UNO? I like UNO...Sure, I'll play... :)

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What do you want me to do? Massage my feet...

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When was the last time you laughed so hard you nearly choked or peed your pants? Um, maybe once or three times...

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Can you describe your boobs in one word? Perky?!?

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Do most of the things you worry about ever happen? Actually, no...I worry less these days... :)

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40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. That is really scary. Thoughts? Not all happy meals are eaten by children...Some people order them for adults to save some $$$...

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What do you consider to be HOT ! in a person? Good looks,intelligence, sense of humor...

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What's the first thing you think of when your phone rings? Wonder who that is???

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When I think of you, I ________? Am happy...

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Do you like garlic in food? I like garlic...

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Descride your 1st day back to work in 2 words? Totally necessary...

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Have you ever given yourself or someone else an enema? Not in this lifetime...

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What do you think of the "Snuggie"? I think I'd rather use a blanket...People will buy it though, I'm sure...

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What is your least favorite sound? The sound of silence...

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What is something you should NOT do in the shower or bath? Bend over...If you are a man in prison...

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What is something that is NOT a good idea to do while driving? Fard..It means to apply makeup...

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If you had a horse what would you name it? Mr. Ed the Headbanger...

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Are you a Sept. 12th person? Not sure what you mean...But, my birthday is September 16...

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Do you care about other's opinion? I care but I don't let things bother me excessively...

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Do you think two people should have the same beliefs to have a successful life long marriage? Not necessarily...

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I just had a great conversation, in comments, with a fellow ABer that made me laugh until my sides ached. Anyone else do that? I love doing that... :)

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How could a man tell if a "woman" is a fake i.e. really a man in disguise? The penis hangs heavy in this equation...

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When your family refers to you, do they use your given name or a shorter or nickname version of your name? My family does not use my given name...They all call me Mimi...My sister started calling me that in high school because she liked the name...I like Mimi...I consider myself lucky...She also liked the name Hortense... :)

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What is something that is very much fun to do naked? Housework...

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What would you say if I said "I think you are awesome"? I'd say thank you... :)

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OK Ladies would you rather see a man wearing some nice fitting jeans or some of those baggy ones that show your bum? I like the back side of a man's jeans to show off his buns...

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Do you like anyone on AB? I like a lot of people on AB...I would like to meet a few of them in person...NOW...hehe... :)

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What thing should never ever be broken? Trust...

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Do you like jelly with or without chunks of fruit in it Sorry, I don't care for jelly...

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On a scale of 1-10, how jealous are you? 2 or 3...I'm a trusting soul... :)

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You are my ____ Hero...

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How many slices of pizza can you eat at one time without getting sick? Three... Burp...Excuse me...

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Does anyone really care about the perils of Britney Spears? Maybe some people do but I am not one of them...

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As a corollary to another question, is it ok for a girl 18 to date a guy 13? Date yes, but why???

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How are you supposed to ask or tell if a guy is single or not? I'm not sure...Even married men sometimes don't wear a wedding band...

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What is your favorite vegetable? Allium...I love onions...

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Is it safe to go rock climbing while pregnant? Probably would not be a safe thing to do now...

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If you left home right now, would you return? Yes, I am just going to the store for tp...

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Have you ever gotten sick from eating at a Fast Food restaurant? WHich one? Long John Silvers...I ordered the #2 colon cleanser...

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Which are you; The good, the bad, or the ugly? I'm not ugly...Sometimes I am good and sometimes I am bad...

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I am almost out of _________? Toilet paper...Oh, crap...

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I am running short of time, but I always have time for ____________? A kind word... :)

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About how many text messages do you send a month? None...I prefer e-mail... :)

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Do you ever get disappointed when the mailman just passes by your box? I could make a joke, but I'll refrain...To answer your question - Yes...I love to get male. I mean mail... :)

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Which is the most romantic sentence that you can say to your most beloved one? I can't live without you...

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Nice ______ you have there. Can I hold one or two of 'em? Nice BUNS you have there...Can I hold one or two of 'em??? (I am talking to a baker...) hehe, right...

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You are nothing but a ________. Fart in the wind???

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Whats your favourite insult that doesnt involve swear words? Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?!?

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What do you look for in someone you want to be in a serious relationship with? Intelligence, honesty, loyalty and a great sense of humor... :)

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What is one thing everyone does, But will never admit to? Nose picking...

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Would you leave the house looking how you do right now? Yes...I am leaving in a while...I'm dressed... :P

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When you read an answer and find it reasonable and honest (though not "wildly outstanding"), but see that it has been downgraded by someone for no apparent good reason, do you neutralize the troll who did the downgrading with your plus points? I do! Yes I do...

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Do you feel you look better with your clothing on, rather than off? Either way...hehe...:)

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Wanna know the best desert ever?? Do you mean dessert???

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I have a 2005 grand jeep cherokee that just today I came out to turn the key and all it does is one click and won't turn over. My lights work as does everything else so I know it is not the battery. What else could it be? Starter???

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Can you freeze a live fish That's called sushicide... :)

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Have you been nude at a nude beach? Never been to a nude beach...

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How do you feel about people that use excessive periods ? It just seems like one would be enough, doncha think? I use them all the time...Really... :):):)

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What do you not want to hear at night? My sliding glass door opening...

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Where can i get kava kava roots? Underneath any kava kava you might have on your body... :P

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How do you deal with rejection? I get through it painfully...

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They say that when you are new to Hollywood, when you want to change your name to a more professional one, you should take your middle name as your first name, and the street you grew up on as your last. What's yours? Introducing Louise Academy... :)

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If you could choose your gender, what would it be and why? I am M/F. I am female and ...(Breaking out in song) - I enjoy being a girl...

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Do you clean the inside of your toilet bowl with your hands or use a brush? Urine luck...I have an answer...I use a brush...

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Funny...

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What pharmacy do you use? Walgreens...

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Ladies what car do you drive? 2004 Honda Civic...Love it...

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Do you bundle your telephone,cable and internet services? Yes I do...

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What are some things that won't survive the recession? Some mens' hair... :P

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Sorry, you just can't sing, you sound like __________________ A donkey...

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Do you like receiving massages? Why or why not? I love massages...They totally relax me...Did you hear about the married massuesses who got a divorce??? Seems they rubbed each other the wrong way...:)

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Do you work in an industry similar to one or both of your parents? Or older Syblings? I've worked at a university library for 20 years...My sister worked at the same university for over 35 years...

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If your pet suddenly talked and asked for a beer, what would you say? You want fries with that???

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What was the last thing you painted to match something else? what color? for me it was speakers. My fingernails...Pink, to match my outfit...

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But, honestly, why should I? Because Mom would be sooo proud...

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What do you do to make yourself feel better when you are sick? I take Advil, eat light meals and watch plenty of tv...

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Do you do good things when nobody is looking? I try to do good things whether anyone is looking or not...

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Do you fart now? So, How many times did you fart? Farting is such sweet sorrow... hehehe... :)

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Who is the most important person on AB to you? as a friend. I have a few people on AB who are important to me... :)

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What size toaster do you have? Regular, large slice or _____?:) I have a two slice toaster...

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I don noe how she got it again n she havent slept 4 two days but 2day she slept 4 alil i don noe y mi bf doesnt put her at da hospital i don noe y dey think her being home will wrk dats stupid but i didnt ask him cuz hes stress 4m it n sad.wha shuld i do? Take a deep breath...Now, start over...

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My boyfriend and i talk about getting married, but my boyfriend hasn't left his wife yet. what do i do? he says give me time. we have been together for 4yrs. what do i do> Wake up and smell the coffee...

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Holding hands and he started breathing hard... why? Better watch out...That's not the only thing that will be hard...

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What would you write on the moon for everyone to see? Kilroy was here...

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Can you think of a phrase on earth that could/should NEVER be spoken in heaven (or should I say "...would be of bad taste to say in heaven")? Where the hell am I???

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What will you show me? My smile :):):):):):)

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If a homeless person collapsed in front of you in the street would you aid them with help ie call for help/emergency services or just leave them lying on the ground? I most certainly would call for help...

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What makes you so unforgettable? I grow on people...Your choice: Give it a birth certificate or call it a wart...

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Have you tried ooVoo video chat yet? If so how do you like it compared to other video chat? Never tried it...Have you???

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If you could read one persons mind and only one persons, whos would it be?And you would be able to read their mind for life, any time you want. Great question...I think I'll pass though...I can already read some peoples' minds...

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Just wondering....How many speeding tickets you have had since the day you started driving? Can you even remember what age you were when you got it/them? I never got a speeding ticket...I like to go slow...No comments, please... :)

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If you had to give one of your five senses up, which would you choose to get rid of? My sense of smell...At least for a while...I need to lose some weight and if I can't smell it maybe I won't want to eat so much... :)

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What color underwear do you have on right now? Pink...

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Would you say that you drink at least the recommended amount of water each day? Or less then the recommended amount of water each day? I drink about 3 glasses of water a day...I drink at least 8 cups of coffee a day...

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Where & how do I start on the path to become a chef or cook? I'm 16, & a junior in HS. I haven't taken any culinary classes & my grades aren't the best, but I LOVE to cook & make food. Is that enough? Talk with your guidance counselor...He or she will be able to help you...:)

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Taking a poll: How many "am I/ could I be pregnant" questions will be on AB this year? Too many...

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What are your thoughts on a father having naked baths with his five year old daughter? I don't think that is a good idea...

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What is the best trait you can find in a person? For me, it is humor. A tossup - compassion and honesty...

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How do you suppose we can get her to "stop" talking? Put a cork in her mouth.. hehe...

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In what form do you most commonly take in chocolate? Hershey bar...I really shouldn't eat it though...

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What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Bad farts...

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What do you think about when you look at a rainbow? I love to see rainbows...They make me feel happy... I think about trees and other things sappy...

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When you watch a movie, how well can you connect to characters' emotions? In other words, on a scale of 1-10 (highest), how easily are you engaged by a movie? Probably an 8 or a nine...I love it when the underdog triumphs...

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What would explain a noticeable 10º cold spot to form inside a room with no drafts, no heat or air vents 2 foot wide by 4 foot high? R2-D2 on the rocks... :)

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