Answerbag: JTP's answers

Answer to Kitten fell down central air/heat vent, what can I do to get it out as soon as possible? (8 weeks, is scared of everyone, including myself.)

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:19:03 -0700

Kitten fell down central air/heat vent, what can I do to get it out as soon as possible? (8 weeks, is scared of everyone, including myself.)

I can actually hear him crawling around. I know he's maybe 10 feet away. Anyone have a single idea?

Answer to Is a Mac worth buying over a PC? What are the advantages and disadvantages of getting a Mac Laptop instead of a PC one?

Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:03:43 -0700

Is a Mac worth buying over a PC? What are the advantages and disadvantages of getting a Mac Laptop instead of a PC one?

Honestly, it's not worth the money. A standard Mac costs about twice as much as what buying a PC would be with the same specs. Get a PC, costs less, has more software, better games, it's just plain preferable.

Answer to What's the coolest thing you or someone you know has ever gotten on EBay?

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:30:04 -0700

What's the coolest thing you or someone you know has ever gotten on EBay?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Final-Fantasy-VIII-Master-Arms-Squall-Gunblade-Replica_W0QQitemZ260260101104QQihZ016QQcategoryZ16462QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem I bought something very similar to that, only it was a custom job, and on a bigger scale. I still own it, I'm a huge FFVIII fan.

Answer to Be honest non-vegans, do you really care about the welfare of the animals from which you get your meat, milk and eggs?

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:27:06 -0700

Be honest non-vegans, do you really care about the welfare of the animals from which you get your meat, milk and eggs?

Honestly? Really honestly? Nope not really.

Answer to How can I restore my laptop to its factory settings and files with vista?

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:57:56 -0700

How can I restore my laptop to its factory settings and files with vista?

Format the harddrive, once vista is restored go into your C: directory and delete the windows.old directory. This is the easiest method you can use.

Answer to I see that Starbucks is closing down like 600 of its stores. Does this news make you happy, sad, or indifferent?

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:35:05 -0700

I see that Starbucks is closing down like 600 of its stores. Does this news make you happy, sad, or indifferent?

Bah, screw starbucks, theres a local coffee shop right down the road from me that actually serves good coffee (I hate coffee, but even I like this shit.) AND gives me free high speed wifi! Star bucks has that t-mobile shit that's so slow I can't play games on.

Answer to You know you're from the country if?

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:14:03 -0700

You know you're from the country if?

You're 46 and a $2 bottle of wine is still "Pretty good shit".

Answer to Why do so many men think women are just out to marry them?

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:10:57 -0700

Why do so many men think women are just out to marry them?

The real question is, why do so many women think so many men think women are just out to marry them?

Answer to Would you as a parent allow your S/O physically harm "YOUR" children, which can turn into emotional and mental abuse as well?

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:39:56 -0700

Would you as a parent allow your S/O physically harm "YOUR" children, which can turn into emotional and mental abuse as well?

Ummm, why would I allow anyone to harm my kids?

Answer to Would you support a city bus advert that read "There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and get on with your life."? See My Reply.

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:55:43 -0700

Would you support a city bus advert that read "There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and get on with your life."? See My Reply.

No I wouldn't support it, what idiot wrote that line? If you're going to make some kind of political statement, at least make it funny or catchy. Whoever wrote that was just plain stupid.

Answer to In the 4th Harry Potter who tries to smuggle flying carpets into britain?

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:49:24 -0700

In the 4th Harry Potter who tries to smuggle flying carpets into britain?

Oh shit, I actually have to apologize to the original person who asked this question. When I read it I was extremely tired and thought you wrote "In the 4th Harry Potter did he try to smuggle flying carpets into britian?" My bad >_>

Answer to I have a really great body, a really great personality and I am really good at almost everthing I do. Are you the same or what do you lack?

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:46:31 -0700

I have a really great body, a really great personality and I am really good at almost everthing I do. Are you the same or what do you lack?

Dude, you're not in WOW anymore, you're not a level 62 elf lord. Get off the computer, go to the gym, and get a tan.

Answer to What kind of clubs or clicks do they have on AB and what do they mean?

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:45:16 -0700

What kind of clubs or clicks do they have on AB and what do they mean?

Many, many, many, and I'm not part of any of them =/.

Answer to Myspace, Facebook or Bebo? And why?

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:33:23 -0700

Myspace, Facebook or Bebo? And why?

None of the above, I'm not attention whore. If I had to choose, myspace, just because there are a few non-record artists I happen to like on it.

Answer to Why do women expect chivalry and equal pay/rights? Why should they have the best of both worlds?

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:01:20 -0700

Why do women expect chivalry and equal pay/rights? Why should they have the best of both worlds?

Now first thing, I want to get this myth out of the way. There is no wage gap. (See the video for information, don't bitch at me till you see it.) Second of all, you're mass labeling a huge group of people. I know one woman who is very sexist, who wants to be treated equally, but...

Answer to Should they pass a law in the U.S.A. All Rapist will be Castrated by (surgery)?

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:45:37 -0700

Should they pass a law in the U.S.A. All Rapist will be Castrated by (surgery)?

A 1990 US airforce study (I can't find it right now, I'll come back and update later when I do.) highlighted some of the basic figures of false rape allegations. Around 44% (yes 44%) of women who said they were raped, admitted either right before, or after a lie detector test that they...

Answer to Imagine a well paid, salaried team where overtime is the norm. 1 single mom of a 1 year old is never asked to put in the extra hours but gets the same salary. Is this fair to the other team members who regularly put in 60 hr weeks?

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 05:17:46 -0700

Imagine a well paid, salaried team where overtime is the norm. 1 single mom of a 1 year old is never asked to put in the extra hours but gets the same salary. Is this fair to the other team members who regularly put in 60 hr weeks?

I really can't answer this fairly, because I don't know the whole story. Is this woman just more efficient than the rest of the team, or not? If so-Than yes it's fair. She gets her work done. If not-No. If you're not doing the same amount of work and you're still...

Answer to How do you handle insults?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:59:06 -0700

How do you handle insults?

No matter what insult, I just reply with a "you're adopted and nobody loves you".

Answer to Does your avatar look like you?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:56:29 -0700

Does your avatar look like you?

Yes, I resemble shapeless fire.

Answer to I always felt my babys dad cheated on me but he never admit to it even when someone told me about it. he says they are hating n just wanna take my place. He says he loves me and he would never be with another woman but then he talks to other girls!!!

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:55:03 -0700

I always felt my babys dad cheated on me but he never admit to it even when someone told me about it. he says they are hating n just wanna take my place. He says he loves me and he would never be with another woman but then he talks to other girls!!!

Honestly, what do you fucking expect anyone to say here? Besides for the few idiots who will judge him without thinking, you're not going to get a real answer.

Answer to WHat is the youngest recorded pregnancy?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:48:53 -0700

WHat is the youngest recorded pregnancy?

5 years old. http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

Answer to What is the sexist name to have?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:38:20 -0700

What is the sexist name to have?

Ithinkrapeandhittingwomenisfun Oh yeah, sexist names are the shiznit.

Answer to Which book have you read recently?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:12:40 -0700

Which book have you read recently?

Recently? I really tried to read the Merry Gentry series, but I just stopped after the second book. I don't care what the plot is, it's all a damn excuse so the main character can have a magical elf gangbang reverse-harem story. You think I'm just fucking with you? This is the...

Answer to For those, like me, who DO NOT like Pres. Bush, Does it scare the heck out of you that his clone McCain will probaby win? I hear comments on how they wouldn't vote for a black man or a woman (if she's VP) & it worries me. Does it worry you?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:40:33 -0700

For those, like me, who DO NOT like Pres. Bush, Does it scare the heck out of you that his clone McCain will probaby win? I hear comments on how they wouldn't vote for a black man or a woman (if she's VP) & it worries me. Does it worry you?

It's not gonna happen, so nope.

Answer to I just found out that my former friend's ex-fiance was tapping our phones, recording our conversations, computer activity etc. I moved away, but what is this technology? How can I make sure my phone is fine now?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:36:56 -0700

I just found out that my former friend's ex-fiance was tapping our phones, recording our conversations, computer activity etc. I moved away, but what is this technology? How can I make sure my phone is fine now?

I'm going to address this in sections, because really it's complicated. Phone-You moved away, chances are you should be fine. Generally home (not govt.) phone taps rely on tapping individual lines and the taper generally needs to be in close contact for it to happen. In other words,...

Answer to Does watching anime make me a traitor to my country? Does watching anime make me unpatriotic? Am I a disgrace to my country for watching anime, which is not from my country?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:21:29 -0700

Does watching anime make me a traitor to my country? Does watching anime make me unpatriotic? Am I a disgrace to my country for watching anime, which is not from my country?

Yes. Kill yourself. Fast.

Answer to Would you get mad if your boyfriend went to another girls house, but he told you he was going.. and he went to pick something up but stayed there for a bit longer?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:20:47 -0700

Would you get mad if your boyfriend went to another girls house, but he told you he was going.. and he went to pick something up but stayed there for a bit longer?

No. Just no.

Answer to Who is more anti-American; Osama or Obama?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:19:41 -0700

Who is more anti-American; Osama or Obama?

Congrats! You are the third person (in a most likely very long list) to receive my special STFU picture!

Answer to Do you have a sexy co-worker that makes it hard for you to concentrate on your job?

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:56:04 -0700

Do you have a sexy co-worker that makes it hard for you to concentrate on your job?

Pffft, I work around an old man and a few geeky guys. None of them are good looking (I fit right in.).

Answer to Doesn't Barack Obama belong on a Basketball court instead of Washington DC?

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:13:57 -0700

Doesn't Barack Obama belong on a Basketball court instead of Washington DC?

:). No.

Answer to Why is Barack Obama wasting his time? He lacks military service, experience, good judgement & follow through...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:10:53 -0700

Why is Barack Obama wasting his time? He lacks military service, experience, good judgement & follow through...

Here you go.

Answer to My friend is dating his cousin well techinically she's not related to him but called cousin because they grow up all their life together since his mother basically adopted her. Is that strange or just something I should pay no mine 2?

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:52:49 -0700

My friend is dating his cousin well techinically she's not related to him but called cousin because they grow up all their life together since his mother basically adopted her. Is that strange or just something I should pay no mine 2?

Not seeing how it's your business.

Answer to How would you feel if another AB member told you not to answer any more of their questions? Do they have the right to do that?

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:50:08 -0700

How would you feel if another AB member told you not to answer any more of their questions? Do they have the right to do that?

I've been told that on multiple occasions, my response has always been the same. "I'll answer any question I want, if yours happens to get me interested, I'll reply. If you don't like it, I'd suggest you not ask something on a public forum."

Answer to I have recently been getting weird texts from my friend who is also a girl too. i never reply because i am far too scared ):

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:52:47 -0700

I have recently been getting weird texts from my friend who is also a girl too. i never reply because i am far too scared ):

What should you do? Post them online to AB. Since that ain't gonna happen though, tell her it makes you uncomfortable.

Answer to People talk about their cats a lot on Answerbag. Are you all typical cat ladies?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:32:17 -0700

People talk about their cats a lot on Answerbag. Are you all typical cat ladies?

I'm currently laying on my bed, with my laptop and and my cat sprawled on my back. Does that make me a cat-man? (and if so do I get any cool powers like Spiderman?)

Answer to Are humans to violent and stupid to realize that we control our future your great great great granddaughter relies on us?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:48:08 -0700

Are humans to violent and stupid to realize that we control our future your great great great granddaughter relies on us?

Back to second grade buddy.

Answer to Do you fear my wrath?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:41:41 -0700

Do you fear my wrath?

The only wrath I fear is form ceiling cat, who has infinite knowledge of the world.

Answer to If you had 1 day left to live, and $500 in cash to spend on anyone or anything (or save it if you wish), what would you do with it?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:38:33 -0700

If you had 1 day left to live, and $500 in cash to spend on anyone or anything (or save it if you wish), what would you do with it?

Sky diving. If I'm going out, I want to to at least have some fun with it! Jump from as high as possible and just don't pull the chute.

Answer to What if a person you were dating for a month started leaving clothing or other possessions every time they left your house and it started piling up and they didn't even ask your permission? Would you be concerned?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:28:18 -0700

What if a person you were dating for a month started leaving clothing or other possessions every time they left your house and it started piling up and they didn't even ask your permission? Would you be concerned?

I've got a trash can for a reason. No I would not be concerned :).

Answer to If someone is gay during life, and they went to heaven, would they be gay in heaven? o.O

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:27:37 -0700

If someone is gay during life, and they went to heaven, would they be gay in heaven? o.O

Of course, someones gotta be around for the for the priests.

Answer to How has your experience on AB mellowed you or hasn't it?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:24:52 -0700

How has your experience on AB mellowed you or hasn't it?

A little. On one hand whenever I go into the political section I feel like banging my head against a wall, but if I stay out of that I'm pretty mellow-er.

Answer to Have you ever watched a hentai anime film? Did you like it?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:14:33 -0700

Have you ever watched a hentai anime film? Did you like it?

Can't say I have, can't say I will. Animated tentacle monster sex just doesn't do it for me I guess =/.

Answer to How many levels is the brain in answerbag?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:08:35 -0700

How many levels is the brain in answerbag?

I'm fairly sure it's 40-49.

Answer to When a question has been rejected does that mean you have to keep asking it over and over and over again?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:02:28 -0700

When a question has been rejected does that mean you have to keep asking it over and over and over again?

Actually I have no idea why your question was rejected, I thought it was perfectly valid. Perhaps the AB staff don't know what /b/ is?

Answer to Which female anime character(if real) would you serve as your Queen who would order you to do things that please and glorify her?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:51:12 -0700

Which female anime character(if real) would you serve as your Queen who would order you to do things that please and glorify her?

Honestly, sometimes when i watch an anime I really wish just once there were more female writers that worked on things besides shojo-shit. In anime there are pretty much two types of women. 1-The oh so quiet girl who never says anything but is satisfied by (typically) cooking. For no...

Answer to My boyfriend who I love SO much is moving away. Please...I need some advice on how not to kill myself.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:42:40 -0700

My boyfriend who I love SO much is moving away. Please...I need some advice on how not to kill myself.

Take the knife off the counter. Put it away. Put the pills down. Put the antifreeze away. (Or not, video tape it if you do, I hear it's extremely painful.) HARDEN THE FUCK UP. For gods sake, it's one person, not your whole entire existence leaving.

Answer to Would you date a girl that didn't shave her armpits or legs?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:40:31 -0700

Would you date a girl that didn't shave her armpits or legs?

You know, I love how people like to say, "It's natural for a womans body to not shave". That may be true, but that doesn't change the fact that it's fucking disgusting. It's natural for monkeys to fling poo at each other, does that mean it's a wonderful...

Answer to Do wish AB was more or less /b/tarded?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:26:24 -0700

Do wish AB was more or less /b/tarded?

Stay out of my AB /b/! Besides, I don't think many of AB users would like a /b/'d up AB. Also, I don't even want to see someone try the 'tits or gtfo' photo(s) here that are so rampant on /b/. I don't think it'd go over very well >_>.

Answer to The right wing radicals are attacking Pixar/Disney's new hit film WALL-E, accusing it of being leftist propaganda and enviromental extremism. What's so wrong with the message of love and cleaning things up in WALL-E and why all the hate?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:17:38 -0700

The right wing radicals are attacking Pixar/Disney's new hit film WALL-E, accusing it of being leftist propaganda and enviromental extremism. What's so wrong with the message of love and cleaning things up in WALL-E and why all the hate?

No no no! You're not reading between the lines! This is what they say. "It's leftist propaganda, it's trying to indocrinate our children!". This is what they mean. "OMG It's showing the gays and *gasp* the black colored folk in a good light! We can't...

Answer to Guys, if your wife/girlfriend begged you for a certain piece of jewelry and you bought it for her even though it cost you alot, would you be upset if she wore it only about 2 or 3 times and then just put it in her jewelry box and let it sit there?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:15:36 -0700

Guys, if your wife/girlfriend begged you for a certain piece of jewelry and you bought it for her even though it cost you alot, would you be upset if she wore it only about 2 or 3 times and then just put it in her jewelry box and let it sit there?

I wouldn't have bought it in the first place, you don't "beg" for something you want from a s/o. I'd tell her to harden up and buy it herself >_>.

Answer to Who likes My Chemical Romance?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:08:47 -0700

Who likes My Chemical Romance?

I would quite literally cut my own genitals off before listening to MCR.

Answer to His wife had a spinal back operations, he is at the hospital emailing from his blackberry to his long lost girlfriend..He asks the girl if she wishes somethng bad on his wife jokingly. Does he love his wife? Does he have any respect for her.

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:09:34 -0700

His wife had a spinal back operations, he is at the hospital emailing from his blackberry to his long lost girlfriend..He asks the girl if she wishes somethng bad on his wife jokingly. Does he love his wife? Does he have any respect for her.

Wow. Honestly where the hell did you pull this scenario from? Sounds like a little too much vodka and a bad dream. No one can answer this, it's one frame out of someones life. How can anyone accurately answer this?

Answer to Is it wrong to be so mad about you?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:25:17 -0700

Is it wrong to be so mad about you?

YES! Get away from my windows with that camera for gods sake!

Answer to What do you think of guys who say, "you only get one chance with me!"?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:24:22 -0700

What do you think of guys who say, "you only get one chance with me!"?

One chance too many.

Answer to My boyfriend tells me he loves me. He accepts that I am unsure of my returned love. However, I am pretty sure he loves the summer romance and not me personally as he does not show his love very much. He denies this. Could it be true?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:22:03 -0700

My boyfriend tells me he loves me. He accepts that I am unsure of my returned love. However, I am pretty sure he loves the summer romance and not me personally as he does not show his love very much. He denies this. Could it be true?

Kinda hard to tell, guys have different ways of expressing love. Personally I find it even hard to say the goddamn word to people I've known all my life as dear friends and family. Actions speak much louder than words, watch his actions.

Answer to Can I tell you what I did in a Latvian brothel?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:19:38 -0700

Can I tell you what I did in a Latvian brothel?

Nobody wants to hear about you being thrown out because you didn't have any money.

Answer to Is there a diet pill that actually works?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:41:29 -0700

Is there a diet pill that actually works?

Absolutely none. All diet pills do is increase your heart rate, causing your heart work work harder, and in the end you end up losing weight. That is, if you don't drop dead of a heart attack first. Did I forget to mention that little tidbit?

Answer to Will it be Obama or McCain?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:49:21 -0700

Will it be Obama or McCain?

Obama. Truth be told I don't like either of them, but Obama is the lesser of two evils.

Answer to Are drug addicts bad people?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:21:25 -0700

Are drug addicts bad people?

I'm not really the most fair or nonjudgemental person to talk about this subject. I've been on the receiving end of a drug addicts actions and I'm not exactly rational about it, but here are my feelings. Sometimes yes. The phrase people use is "drugs make people do bad...

Answer to What type of ABer are you: exemplary, conscientious, average, inconsistent, or add your own description?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:46:12 -0700

What type of ABer are you: exemplary, conscientious, average, inconsistent, or add your own description?

Meh, I'd say average. My answers can range from extremely intelligent and thoughtout, to incredibly stupid, closed minded, and useless. I sometimes will talk on and on in a comment thread till it becomes too long to bother with, or will ignore comments/answers because I feel lazy. So...

Answer to Does something become more awesome if you place a "Super" in front of it?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:50:32 -0700

Does something become more awesome if you place a "Super" in front of it?

Lets see. AB. Huh, okay I guess. SUPER AB-Woah wtf? It's AB on steroids. Suddenly I'm afraid of getting punched in the face if I write a wrong answer. Guess not =/.

Answer to Do you like to eat cold pizza for breakfast?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:47:41 -0700

Do you like to eat cold pizza for breakfast?

The last four days have all been pizza days.

Answer to Do you prefer to type fluentally (eg; what's up, by the way), or to use chatspeak (sup, btw)? Why?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:42:04 -0700

Do you prefer to type fluentally (eg; what's up, by the way), or to use chatspeak (sup, btw)? Why?

There's nothing wrong with phrases such as "'sup", or "btw". They are pretty much universally accepted and understood. The same goes for "lol". The problem comes in when people start typing like this, "OMG I cant bleave ur goin to da movies tn8 with...

Answer to It's 3:00 am and someone is banging on your door. You get up and answer it. A neighbor stands there with her crying baby who is holding an empty bottle and asks to borrow a cup of milk. You give it to her and SHE drinks it! What do you do?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:41:50 -0700

It's 3:00 am and someone is banging on your door. You get up and answer it. A neighbor stands there with her crying baby who is holding an empty bottle and asks to borrow a cup of milk. You give it to her and SHE drinks it! What do you do?

Take the baby, hold it, kick her down the steps. Wait, do you mean something that won't result in my arrest? I'd probably take my glass back and suggest she learn what a store is.

Answer to Will AB soon require all users under level 18 to leave a comment when giving a negative rating and therefore, discourage rate-trolling?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:00:02 -0700

Will AB soon require all users under level 18 to leave a comment when giving a negative rating and therefore, discourage rate-trolling?

Why the age discrimination there? I know plenty of users over 18 on this site who aren't exactly the most rational people.

Answer to Please tell me why is it that so many beautiful, funny and otherwise intelligent women almost always end up with guys who treat them like SH*T!!! Is there any way to fix this?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:26:48 -0700

Please tell me why is it that so many beautiful, funny and otherwise intelligent women almost always end up with guys who treat them like SH*T!!! Is there any way to fix this?

Absolutely it can be fixed . Beautiful, funny, and otherwise intelligent women-Use your fucking heads. If the guy has cheated on his last four girlfriends, is wanted in three states for drug abuse, and talks about "the man" after he turned 30, don't date him! I really...

Answer to What is your favourite MMO RPG game?

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:38:53 -0700

What is your favourite MMO RPG game?

I don't really play any MMO's anymore, the only one I still login to sometimes is outwar.com.

Answer to If it has been 14 days since I smoked cannibas and I smoked very little will I pass a drug test by tomorrow?

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 11:58:29 -0700

If it has been 14 days since I smoked cannibas and I smoked very little will I pass a drug test by tomorrow?

Both of the other answers here are-WRONG. THC (the chemical tested for) is stored in your fat cells for about a month. It lasts much longer than "24 hours", and even only smoking "now and again" gets the chemical into your body. Jesus, where do people hear this shit?

Answer to Do you think that a male is screwed up for life if they have a bad or nonexistent relationship with a father or father figure while growing up?

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:17:11 -0700

Do you think that a male is screwed up for life if they have a bad or nonexistent relationship with a father or father figure while growing up?

Not always, I actually had a long answer typed out, but I don't think much of AB wants to read my personal life shit, so I'll just answer it straight. Not having a father figure is hard, on both genders. For males a father figure is someone who shapes their actions, motivations, and...

Answer to If you won 10 million dollars, what would you do with the money?

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 05:24:11 -0700

If you won 10 million dollars, what would you do with the money?

5 million investment, 4 savings, 1 million spent buying and paying off in full a good house, a nice car, and furnishing all of the above.

Answer to How much do you shower?

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:30:11 -0700

How much do you shower?

Twice a day, in the morning and before I go to bed.

Answer to To my personal new troll: do you really think I care?

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:17:33 -0700

To my personal new troll: do you really think I care?

I'm not your troll, but obviously you do. You're asking a question just for him.

Answer to If i was to cook you a romantic meal what would be the best thing to cook you?

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:15:54 -0700

If i was to cook you a romantic meal what would be the best thing to cook you?

Toss a steak on the grill ;).

Answer to What are the worst 2 or 3 things about religion? Please, no abuse, just useful insight.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:03:43 -0700

What are the worst 2 or 3 things about religion? Please, no abuse, just useful insight.

I can sum it up in two words. mob mentality.

Answer to Are you sick of seeing certain questions on AB? if so which ones?

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:54:38 -0700

Are you sick of seeing certain questions on AB? if so which ones?

"Are you looking to increase the size of your-" I kid I kid. But really, "He/She was over at a guy/girls house, they stayed the night, came back smelling like sex, and I found a used condom in the car. Did he/she cheat on me?!?!?!"

Answer to What is the minimum a good friend would have to do to lose all your respect?

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:10:57 -0700

What is the minimum a good friend would have to do to lose all your respect?

The minimum? Steal from me, anything else besides that I could recover at least a little respect, but I don't like theft :).

Answer to When did AB take the LiveStrong thing off the site?

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 02:10:04 -0700

When did AB take the LiveStrong thing off the site?

It's off? I had it adblocked :). Go adblock!

Answer to You were a POW: Give up top secret national security info or get tortured to death?

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:41:48 -0700

You were a POW: Give up top secret national security info or get tortured to death?

Mouth shut. Not because I'm a hero (fuck that). But because the only reason I'm alive at this moment is because I can give them something they want. As soon as I give it to them, I'm dead.

Answer to What superHERO can defeat Superman in a fight?OR is Superman just too powerful to be beaten?

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:40:43 -0700

What superHERO can defeat Superman in a fight?OR is Superman just too powerful to be beaten?

Batman, he'll just grab some kryptonite and be like, "What now PUNK? What you gonna do now?".

Answer to The fact that my boyfriend has had sexual relations with other girls before me, really bothers me. He was my first, and for some odd reason I just can't get over it. What should I do?

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:37:54 -0700

The fact that my boyfriend has had sexual relations with other girls before me, really bothers me. He was my first, and for some odd reason I just can't get over it. What should I do?

I know you're going to get more 'considerate' answers than mine, however I'm going to phrase this the best I can. Get over it. Theres really not much else you can do, unless you have a time machine (in which case let me know so I can steal it :P), you can't change the...

Answer to What came first, the screwdriver or the screw?

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:47:14 -0700

What came first, the screwdriver or the screw?

Chuck Norris. He invented the screw, but he didn't use a screwdriver, he used his bare hands. Then us normal people had to adapt and made the screwdriver.

Answer to Is there any scientific merit to the theory of intelligent design?

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:27:38 -0700

Is there any scientific merit to the theory of intelligent design?

Nope.

Answer to Why is it slutty for girls to 'put it out' but its good if guys do?

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:26:30 -0700

Why is it slutty for girls to 'put it out' but its good if guys do?

This is now the 100th time this question has been asked. At least. I'll answer the same way I do everytime-It depends on the culture you put yourself in. If you choose to be with a group of people who will allow a double standard like that, then you have no one to blame but yourself....

Answer to I sent my boyfriend a photo I took with my cell phone and now I find myself on the internet. He says he didn't do it. Is there another way for it to get there? I wonder if it's anywhere else. http://www.girlfriendgalleries.net/gallery.php?id=525

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:02:38 -0700

I sent my boyfriend a photo I took with my cell phone and now I find myself on the internet. He says he didn't do it. Is there another way for it to get there? I wonder if it's anywhere else. http://www.girlfriendgalleries.net/gallery.php?id=525

1-Do NOT post porn in the normal AB section. Yes this does qualify as porn. 2-It's posted on a side called "girlfriendgalleries". Oh yeah, I wonder if he did it! /Sarcasm. EDIT:I'm just gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this question, either this women is A:An...

Answer to Would the tragedy Sept. 11 happened if the Middle East had no oil?

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:57:01 -0700

Would the tragedy Sept. 11 happened if the Middle East had no oil?

Maybe. You're talking about rewriting the last 500+ years or so of history in reference to one very modern event, how can anyone actually answer this accurately? If there were no oil, chances are the regimes in that area would not have been able to seclude their people (without the leverage...

Answer to When sending a 11 year old boy to his room do you think giving him a book to read is ok or giving him nothing to do but think why he is being punished the better option

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:27:58 -0700

When sending a 11 year old boy to his room do you think giving him a book to read is ok or giving him nothing to do but think why he is being punished the better option

When I was 11 grounding me meant taking away my books >_>.

Answer to If i can sneeze with my eyes open am i turning into Chuck Norris?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:12:28 -0700

If i can sneeze with my eyes open am i turning into Chuck Norris?

Chuck would roundhouse kick you just for the suggestion. You are not him, you will never be him.

Answer to George Carlin, famous or infamous, has passed away from heart failure at age 71 this past Sunday. What are your thoughts on this outspoken comic?

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:22:22 -0700

George Carlin, famous or infamous, has passed away from heart failure at age 71 this past Sunday. What are your thoughts on this outspoken comic?

One of the great stand up comics, sad to see him go.

Answer to Have you ever walked by something that instantly made you think of ab?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:02:01 -0700

Have you ever walked by something that instantly made you think of ab?

Oh yeah, it was some 20 something women crying loudly about how her boyfriend hates her, she might be pregnant, and wondering if it's alright to take a random pink pill she found on the street.

Answer to If someone were to wish you dead, what would you say or feel?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:59:22 -0700

If someone were to wish you dead, what would you say or feel?

"You're adopted and nobody loves you". Why get complicated?

Answer to I think rap can be very demeaning to women, but why as a whitey tighty women do I love it so much?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:58:49 -0700

I think rap can be very demeaning to women, but why as a whitey tighty women do I love it so much?

As Chris Rock once said, "If the beats all right, she'll dance all night". I don't try to understand Chris, I just take his knowledge and am glad to have it.

Answer to In the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series (Author = Laural K. Hamilton), who is your favorite character?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:20:09 -0700

In the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series (Author = Laural K. Hamilton), who is your favorite character?

Meh, probably Richard, he's the only realistic character I see in the entire series. Well semi-realistic, he still wants to have some kind of supernatural gangbang with Blake and her 12 (or is it 13) other men. All the while being extremely possessive. Yet I still read the books =/.

Answer to Why such hostility with political issues?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:28:55 -0700

Why such hostility with political issues?

Because I'm right, you're wrong, my dicks bigger than yours! Thats politics right there.

Answer to Is there a downloadable application that will allow you to view and store videos from sites like youtube without having to go online over and over?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:09:17 -0700

Is there a downloadable application that will allow you to view and store videos from sites like youtube without having to go online over and over?

http://www.veoh.com/veohTV/download.html Veoh TV, covers youtube/all google indexed video sites, hulu, veoh, and megavideo. Only works on windows/mac though =/,

Answer to Where can I find free, LEGAL ebooks?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:04:35 -0700

Where can I find free, LEGAL ebooks?

The gutenburg project is the only one that I know of. If you didn't care about legal I could give you some good sites, but I can't help you otherwise.

Answer to HOW DO I KNOW THE RISK LEVEL WHEN I ENTER A SITE?IF THERE IS A SOFTWARE PLEASE LET ME KNOW. SHASH

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:01:01 -0700

HOW DO I KNOW THE RISK LEVEL WHEN I ENTER A SITE?IF THERE IS A SOFTWARE PLEASE LET ME KNOW. SHASH

Mcafee's siteadvisor is fairly good, try it.

Answer to Why does your mom like to hit on me?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:58:03 -0700

Why does your mom like to hit on me?

She's not hitting on you, she's trying to get to the bathroom and you won't fucking move.

Answer to Would you be mad if your wife had a guy you don't know change her oil? In her car. At his house.

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:56:18 -0700

Would you be mad if your wife had a guy you don't know change her oil? In her car. At his house.

No...Not if I trusted her enough to not be fucking around on me. If you don't trust her, than your relationship has problems man.

Answer to If the election were to be held tomorrow and it was McCain vs. Obama who would you vote for?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:54:59 -0700

If the election were to be held tomorrow and it was McCain vs. Obama who would you vote for?

Obama

Answer to Son is turning 15 soon. He is into music and video games. I like games too, but something I would pic I doubt he would think was cool. Any recomendations on what game or CD to get him?

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:55:08 -0700

Son is turning 15 soon. He is into music and video games. I like games too, but something I would pic I doubt he would think was cool. Any recomendations on what game or CD to get him?

Metal Gear Solid 4. The game is excellent.