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Kitten fell down central air/heat vent, what can I do to get it out as soon as possible? (8 weeks, is scared of everyone, including myself.) I can actually hear him crawling around. I know he's maybe 10 feet away. Anyone have a single idea?

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Is a Mac worth buying over a PC? What are the advantages and disadvantages of getting a Mac Laptop instead of a PC one? Honestly, it's not worth the money. A standard Mac costs about twice as much as what buying a PC would be with the same specs. Get a PC, costs less, has more software, better games, it's just plain preferable.

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What's the coolest thing you or someone you know has ever gotten on EBay? http://cgi.ebay.com/Final-Fantasy-VIII-Master-Arms-Squall-Gunblade-Replica_W0QQitemZ260260101104QQihZ016QQcategoryZ16462QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem I bought something very similar to that, only it was a custom job, and on a bigger scale. I still own it, I'm a huge FFVIII fan.

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Be honest non-vegans, do you really care about the welfare of the animals from which you get your meat, milk and eggs? Honestly? Really honestly? Nope not really.

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How can I restore my laptop to its factory settings and files with vista? Format the harddrive, once vista is restored go into your C: directory and delete the windows.old directory. This is the easiest method you can use.

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I see that Starbucks is closing down like 600 of its stores. Does this news make you happy, sad, or indifferent? Bah, screw starbucks, theres a local coffee shop right down the road from me that actually serves good coffee (I hate coffee, but even I like this shit.) AND gives me free high speed wifi! Star bucks has that t-mobile shit that's so slow I can't play games on.

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You know you're from the country if? You're 46 and a $2 bottle of wine is still "Pretty good shit".

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Why do so many men think women are just out to marry them? The real question is, why do so many women think so many men think women are just out to marry them?

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Would you as a parent allow your S/O physically harm "YOUR" children, which can turn into emotional and mental abuse as well? Ummm, why would I allow anyone to harm my kids?

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Would you support a city bus advert that read "There's probably no God. Now stop worrying and get on with your life."? See My Reply. No I wouldn't support it, what idiot wrote that line? If you're going to make some kind of political statement, at least make it funny or catchy. Whoever wrote that was just plain stupid.

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In the 4th Harry Potter who tries to smuggle flying carpets into britain? Oh shit, I actually have to apologize to the original person who asked this question. When I read it I was extremely tired and thought you wrote "In the 4th Harry Potter did he try to smuggle flying carpets into britian?" My bad >_>

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I have a really great body, a really great personality and I am really good at almost everthing I do. Are you the same or what do you lack? Dude, you're not in WOW anymore, you're not a level 62 elf lord. Get off the computer, go to the gym, and get a tan.

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What kind of clubs or clicks do they have on AB and what do they mean? Many, many, many, and I'm not part of any of them =/.

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Myspace, Facebook or Bebo? And why? None of the above, I'm not attention whore. If I had to choose, myspace, just because there are a few non-record artists I happen to like on it.

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Why do women expect chivalry and equal pay/rights? Why should they have the best of both worlds? Now first thing, I want to get this myth out of the way. There is no wage gap. (See the video for information, don't bitch at me till you see it.) Second of all, you're mass labeling a huge group of people. I know one woman who is very sexist, who wants to be treated equally, but doesn't think women should be in the workplace at all! Likewise, I've been bitched at...

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Should they pass a law in the U.S.A. All Rapist will be Castrated by (surgery)? A 1990 US airforce study (I can't find it right now, I'll come back and update later when I do.) highlighted some of the basic figures of false rape allegations. Around 44% (yes 44%) of women who said they were raped, admitted either right before, or after a lie detector test that they lied. You can get out of prison, you can be given funds for the time you were falsely in prison,...

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Imagine a well paid, salaried team where overtime is the norm. 1 single mom of a 1 year old is never asked to put in the extra hours but gets the same salary. Is this fair to the other team members who regularly put in 60 hr weeks? I really can't answer this fairly, because I don't know the whole story. Is this woman just more efficient than the rest of the team, or not? If so-Than yes it's fair. She gets her work done. If not-No. If you're not doing the same amount of work and you're still getting the pay of the entire group, it's just not fair. What it reminds me of is those high...

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How do you handle insults? No matter what insult, I just reply with a "you're adopted and nobody loves you".

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Does your avatar look like you? Yes, I resemble shapeless fire.

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I always felt my babys dad cheated on me but he never admit to it even when someone told me about it. he says they are hating n just wanna take my place. He says he loves me and he would never be with another woman but then he talks to other girls!!! Honestly, what do you fucking expect anyone to say here? Besides for the few idiots who will judge him without thinking, you're not going to get a real answer.

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WHat is the youngest recorded pregnancy? 5 years old. http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp

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What is the sexist name to have? Ithinkrapeandhittingwomenisfun Oh yeah, sexist names are the shiznit.

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Which book have you read recently? Recently? I really tried to read the Merry Gentry series, but I just stopped after the second book. I don't care what the plot is, it's all a damn excuse so the main character can have a magical elf gangbang reverse-harem story. You think I'm just fucking with you? This is the plot:Merry gentry, fairy princess is in hiding, away from her people and her queen. When she is...

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For those, like me, who DO NOT like Pres. Bush, Does it scare the heck out of you that his clone McCain will probaby win? I hear comments on how they wouldn't vote for a black man or a woman (if she's VP) & it worries me. Does it worry you? It's not gonna happen, so nope.

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I just found out that my former friend's ex-fiance was tapping our phones, recording our conversations, computer activity etc. I moved away, but what is this technology? How can I make sure my phone is fine now? I'm going to address this in sections, because really it's complicated. Phone-You moved away, chances are you should be fine. Generally home (not govt.) phone taps rely on tapping individual lines and the taper generally needs to be in close contact for it to happen. In other words, you should be fine. To be safe MOST (not all, do not quote me on this.) home phone taps give away...

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Does watching anime make me a traitor to my country? Does watching anime make me unpatriotic? Am I a disgrace to my country for watching anime, which is not from my country? Yes. Kill yourself. Fast.

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Would you get mad if your boyfriend went to another girls house, but he told you he was going.. and he went to pick something up but stayed there for a bit longer? No. Just no.

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Who is more anti-American; Osama or Obama? Congrats! You are the third person (in a most likely very long list) to receive my special STFU picture!

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Do you have a sexy co-worker that makes it hard for you to concentrate on your job? Pffft, I work around an old man and a few geeky guys. None of them are good looking (I fit right in.).

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Doesn't Barack Obama belong on a Basketball court instead of Washington DC? :). No.

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Why is Barack Obama wasting his time? He lacks military service, experience, good judgement & follow through... Here you go.

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My friend is dating his cousin well techinically she's not related to him but called cousin because they grow up all their life together since his mother basically adopted her. Is that strange or just something I should pay no mine 2? Not seeing how it's your business.

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How would you feel if another AB member told you not to answer any more of their questions? Do they have the right to do that? I've been told that on multiple occasions, my response has always been the same. "I'll answer any question I want, if yours happens to get me interested, I'll reply. If you don't like it, I'd suggest you not ask something on a public forum."

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I have recently been getting weird texts from my friend who is also a girl too. i never reply because i am far too scared ): What should you do? Post them online to AB. Since that ain't gonna happen though, tell her it makes you uncomfortable.

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People talk about their cats a lot on Answerbag. Are you all typical cat ladies? I'm currently laying on my bed, with my laptop and and my cat sprawled on my back. Does that make me a cat-man? (and if so do I get any cool powers like Spiderman?)

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Are humans to violent and stupid to realize that we control our future your great great great granddaughter relies on us? Back to second grade buddy.

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Do you fear my wrath? The only wrath I fear is form ceiling cat, who has infinite knowledge of the world.

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If you had 1 day left to live, and $500 in cash to spend on anyone or anything (or save it if you wish), what would you do with it? Sky diving. If I'm going out, I want to to at least have some fun with it! Jump from as high as possible and just don't pull the chute.

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What if a person you were dating for a month started leaving clothing or other possessions every time they left your house and it started piling up and they didn't even ask your permission? Would you be concerned? I've got a trash can for a reason. No I would not be concerned :).

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If someone is gay during life, and they went to heaven, would they be gay in heaven? o.O Of course, someones gotta be around for the for the priests.

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How has your experience on AB mellowed you or hasn't it? A little. On one hand whenever I go into the political section I feel like banging my head against a wall, but if I stay out of that I'm pretty mellow-er.

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Have you ever watched a hentai anime film? Did you like it? Can't say I have, can't say I will. Animated tentacle monster sex just doesn't do it for me I guess =/.

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How many levels is the brain in answerbag? I'm fairly sure it's 40-49.

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When a question has been rejected does that mean you have to keep asking it over and over and over again? Actually I have no idea why your question was rejected, I thought it was perfectly valid. Perhaps the AB staff don't know what /b/ is?

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Which female anime character(if real) would you serve as your Queen who would order you to do things that please and glorify her? Honestly, sometimes when i watch an anime I really wish just once there were more female writers that worked on things besides shojo-shit. In anime there are pretty much two types of women. 1-The oh so quiet girl who never says anything but is satisfied by (typically) cooking. For no reason. Just typical domestic shit. I hate that type. I really do. 2-The "spunky"...

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My boyfriend who I love SO much is moving away. Please...I need some advice on how not to kill myself. Take the knife off the counter. Put it away. Put the pills down. Put the antifreeze away. (Or not, video tape it if you do, I hear it's extremely painful.) HARDEN THE FUCK UP. For gods sake, it's one person, not your whole entire existence leaving.

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Would you date a girl that didn't shave her armpits or legs? You know, I love how people like to say, "It's natural for a womans body to not shave". That may be true, but that doesn't change the fact that it's fucking disgusting. It's natural for monkeys to fling poo at each other, does that mean it's a wonderful thing? Does it? No! Just like mounds of hair where it shouldn't be isn't wonderful either.

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Do wish AB was more or less /b/tarded? Stay out of my AB /b/! Besides, I don't think many of AB users would like a /b/'d up AB. Also, I don't even want to see someone try the 'tits or gtfo' photo(s) here that are so rampant on /b/. I don't think it'd go over very well >_>.

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The right wing radicals are attacking Pixar/Disney's new hit film WALL-E, accusing it of being leftist propaganda and enviromental extremism. What's so wrong with the message of love and cleaning things up in WALL-E and why all the hate? No no no! You're not reading between the lines! This is what they say. "It's leftist propaganda, it's trying to indocrinate our children!". This is what they mean. "OMG It's showing the gays and *gasp* the black colored folk in a good light! We can't have that!". Or maybe not, I havn't seen the movie, nor the statements, but i really...

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Guys, if your wife/girlfriend begged you for a certain piece of jewelry and you bought it for her even though it cost you alot, would you be upset if she wore it only about 2 or 3 times and then just put it in her jewelry box and let it sit there? I wouldn't have bought it in the first place, you don't "beg" for something you want from a s/o. I'd tell her to harden up and buy it herself >_>.

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Who likes My Chemical Romance? I would quite literally cut my own genitals off before listening to MCR.

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His wife had a spinal back operations, he is at the hospital emailing from his blackberry to his long lost girlfriend..He asks the girl if she wishes somethng bad on his wife jokingly. Does he love his wife? Does he have any respect for her. Wow. Honestly where the hell did you pull this scenario from? Sounds like a little too much vodka and a bad dream. No one can answer this, it's one frame out of someones life. How can anyone accurately answer this?

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Is it wrong to be so mad about you? YES! Get away from my windows with that camera for gods sake!

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What do you think of guys who say, "you only get one chance with me!"? One chance too many.

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My boyfriend tells me he loves me. He accepts that I am unsure of my returned love. However, I am pretty sure he loves the summer romance and not me personally as he does not show his love very much. He denies this. Could it be true? Kinda hard to tell, guys have different ways of expressing love. Personally I find it even hard to say the goddamn word to people I've known all my life as dear friends and family. Actions speak much louder than words, watch his actions.

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Can I tell you what I did in a Latvian brothel? Nobody wants to hear about you being thrown out because you didn't have any money.

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Is there a diet pill that actually works? Absolutely none. All diet pills do is increase your heart rate, causing your heart work work harder, and in the end you end up losing weight. That is, if you don't drop dead of a heart attack first. Did I forget to mention that little tidbit?

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Will it be Obama or McCain? Obama. Truth be told I don't like either of them, but Obama is the lesser of two evils.

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Are drug addicts bad people? I'm not really the most fair or nonjudgemental person to talk about this subject. I've been on the receiving end of a drug addicts actions and I'm not exactly rational about it, but here are my feelings. Sometimes yes. The phrase people use is "drugs make people do bad things". That may be true, but I have to ask, what happens when a drug addict has been an addict...

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What type of ABer are you: exemplary, conscientious, average, inconsistent, or add your own description? Meh, I'd say average. My answers can range from extremely intelligent and thoughtout, to incredibly stupid, closed minded, and useless. I sometimes will talk on and on in a comment thread till it becomes too long to bother with, or will ignore comments/answers because I feel lazy. So yeah, I think average is a good mix in between.

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Does something become more awesome if you place a "Super" in front of it? Lets see. AB. Huh, okay I guess. SUPER AB-Woah wtf? It's AB on steroids. Suddenly I'm afraid of getting punched in the face if I write a wrong answer. Guess not =/.

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Do you like to eat cold pizza for breakfast? The last four days have all been pizza days.

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Do you prefer to type fluentally (eg; what's up, by the way), or to use chatspeak (sup, btw)? Why? There's nothing wrong with phrases such as "'sup", or "btw". They are pretty much universally accepted and understood. The same goes for "lol". The problem comes in when people start typing like this, "OMG I cant bleave ur goin to da movies tn8 with katie!"

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It's 3:00 am and someone is banging on your door. You get up and answer it. A neighbor stands there with her crying baby who is holding an empty bottle and asks to borrow a cup of milk. You give it to her and SHE drinks it! What do you do? Take the baby, hold it, kick her down the steps. Wait, do you mean something that won't result in my arrest? I'd probably take my glass back and suggest she learn what a store is.

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Will AB soon require all users under level 18 to leave a comment when giving a negative rating and therefore, discourage rate-trolling? Why the age discrimination there? I know plenty of users over 18 on this site who aren't exactly the most rational people.

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Please tell me why is it that so many beautiful, funny and otherwise intelligent women almost always end up with guys who treat them like SH*T!!! Is there any way to fix this? Absolutely it can be fixed . Beautiful, funny, and otherwise intelligent women-Use your fucking heads. If the guy has cheated on his last four girlfriends, is wanted in three states for drug abuse, and talks about "the man" after he turned 30, don't date him! I really don't see how this isn't obvious. You can only be treated like shit if you let yourself be. If...

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What is your favourite MMO RPG game? I don't really play any MMO's anymore, the only one I still login to sometimes is outwar.com.

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If it has been 14 days since I smoked cannibas and I smoked very little will I pass a drug test by tomorrow? Both of the other answers here are-WRONG. THC (the chemical tested for) is stored in your fat cells for about a month. It lasts much longer than "24 hours", and even only smoking "now and again" gets the chemical into your body. Jesus, where do people hear this shit?

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Do you think that a male is screwed up for life if they have a bad or nonexistent relationship with a father or father figure while growing up? Not always, I actually had a long answer typed out, but I don't think much of AB wants to read my personal life shit, so I'll just answer it straight. Not having a father figure is hard, on both genders. For males a father figure is someone who shapes their actions, motivations, and ultimately their life. It is a huge position of power. To go without a father figure makes the work...

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If you won 10 million dollars, what would you do with the money? 5 million investment, 4 savings, 1 million spent buying and paying off in full a good house, a nice car, and furnishing all of the above.

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How much do you shower? Twice a day, in the morning and before I go to bed.

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To my personal new troll: do you really think I care? I'm not your troll, but obviously you do. You're asking a question just for him.

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If i was to cook you a romantic meal what would be the best thing to cook you? Toss a steak on the grill ;).

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What are the worst 2 or 3 things about religion? Please, no abuse, just useful insight. I can sum it up in two words. mob mentality.

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Are you sick of seeing certain questions on AB? if so which ones? "Are you looking to increase the size of your-" I kid I kid. But really, "He/She was over at a guy/girls house, they stayed the night, came back smelling like sex, and I found a used condom in the car. Did he/she cheat on me?!?!?!"

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What is the minimum a good friend would have to do to lose all your respect? The minimum? Steal from me, anything else besides that I could recover at least a little respect, but I don't like theft :).

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When did AB take the LiveStrong thing off the site? It's off? I had it adblocked :). Go adblock!

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You were a POW: Give up top secret national security info or get tortured to death? Mouth shut. Not because I'm a hero (fuck that). But because the only reason I'm alive at this moment is because I can give them something they want. As soon as I give it to them, I'm dead.

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What superHERO can defeat Superman in a fight?OR is Superman just too powerful to be beaten? Batman, he'll just grab some kryptonite and be like, "What now PUNK? What you gonna do now?".

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The fact that my boyfriend has had sexual relations with other girls before me, really bothers me. He was my first, and for some odd reason I just can't get over it. What should I do? I know you're going to get more 'considerate' answers than mine, however I'm going to phrase this the best I can. Get over it. Theres really not much else you can do, unless you have a time machine (in which case let me know so I can steal it :P), you can't change the past. You can only accept that, yes he has slept with someone else. However that was in the past....

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What came first, the screwdriver or the screw? Chuck Norris. He invented the screw, but he didn't use a screwdriver, he used his bare hands. Then us normal people had to adapt and made the screwdriver.

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Is there any scientific merit to the theory of intelligent design? Nope.

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Why is it slutty for girls to 'put it out' but its good if guys do? This is now the 100th time this question has been asked. At least. I'll answer the same way I do everytime-It depends on the culture you put yourself in. If you choose to be with a group of people who will allow a double standard like that, then you have no one to blame but yourself. Some people hold to that standard, some don't. It's pretty much that simple.

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I sent my boyfriend a photo I took with my cell phone and now I find myself on the internet. He says he didn't do it. Is there another way for it to get there? I wonder if it's anywhere else. http://www.girlfriendgalleries.net/gallery.php?id=525 1-Do NOT post porn in the normal AB section. Yes this does qualify as porn. 2-It's posted on a side called "girlfriendgalleries". Oh yeah, I wonder if he did it! /Sarcasm. EDIT:I'm just gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this question, either this women is A:An attention whore (What rational person would post this gallery if they didn't want others to see it?),...

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Would the tragedy Sept. 11 happened if the Middle East had no oil? Maybe. You're talking about rewriting the last 500+ years or so of history in reference to one very modern event, how can anyone actually answer this accurately? If there were no oil, chances are the regimes in that area would not have been able to seclude their people (without the leverage that oil provides), and the kind of radicalism would never have been born in the first place. ...

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When sending a 11 year old boy to his room do you think giving him a book to read is ok or giving him nothing to do but think why he is being punished the better option When I was 11 grounding me meant taking away my books >_>.

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If i can sneeze with my eyes open am i turning into Chuck Norris? Chuck would roundhouse kick you just for the suggestion. You are not him, you will never be him.

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George Carlin, famous or infamous, has passed away from heart failure at age 71 this past Sunday. What are your thoughts on this outspoken comic? One of the great stand up comics, sad to see him go.

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Have you ever walked by something that instantly made you think of ab? Oh yeah, it was some 20 something women crying loudly about how her boyfriend hates her, she might be pregnant, and wondering if it's alright to take a random pink pill she found on the street.

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If someone were to wish you dead, what would you say or feel? "You're adopted and nobody loves you". Why get complicated?

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I think rap can be very demeaning to women, but why as a whitey tighty women do I love it so much? As Chris Rock once said, "If the beats all right, she'll dance all night". I don't try to understand Chris, I just take his knowledge and am glad to have it.

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In the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series (Author = Laural K. Hamilton), who is your favorite character? Meh, probably Richard, he's the only realistic character I see in the entire series. Well semi-realistic, he still wants to have some kind of supernatural gangbang with Blake and her 12 (or is it 13) other men. All the while being extremely possessive. Yet I still read the books =/.

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Why such hostility with political issues? Because I'm right, you're wrong, my dicks bigger than yours! Thats politics right there.

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Is there a downloadable application that will allow you to view and store videos from sites like youtube without having to go online over and over? http://www.veoh.com/veohTV/download.html Veoh TV, covers youtube/all google indexed video sites, hulu, veoh, and megavideo. Only works on windows/mac though =/,

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Where can I find free, LEGAL ebooks? The gutenburg project is the only one that I know of. If you didn't care about legal I could give you some good sites, but I can't help you otherwise.

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HOW DO I KNOW THE RISK LEVEL WHEN I ENTER A SITE?IF THERE IS A SOFTWARE PLEASE LET ME KNOW. SHASH Mcafee's siteadvisor is fairly good, try it.

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Why does your mom like to hit on me? She's not hitting on you, she's trying to get to the bathroom and you won't fucking move.

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Would you be mad if your wife had a guy you don't know change her oil? In her car. At his house. No...Not if I trusted her enough to not be fucking around on me. If you don't trust her, than your relationship has problems man.

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If the election were to be held tomorrow and it was McCain vs. Obama who would you vote for? Obama

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Son is turning 15 soon. He is into music and video games. I like games too, but something I would pic I doubt he would think was cool. Any recomendations on what game or CD to get him? Metal Gear Solid 4. The game is excellent.

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W00t! Australia is now the world's overweightiest nation! (http://www.theage.com.au/news/health/australia-pips-us-as-worlds-fattest-nation/2008/06/19/1213770827371.html) Your constructive thoughts? YES! YES! YES! THIS IS BLOODY PERFECT! Take that you haughty bastards, now when someone mentions the USA weight problem I can just be like, yo-check out those Aussies!

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What level are you on, on answerbag? It's over 9000! I feel geeky today.

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Would you date OJ today? How about any of the accused members of the Duke Lacrosse team? Lacrosse players-Well considering they were innocent (despite what some feminists would have you know.), I wouldn't have a problem with. OJ-Ohhh Danger, hell yeah! And I bet I could rob him, shoot him, and get away with it.

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If ppl think we evoled from monkeys why have monkeys stop evolving? And the winner of the uneducated redneck trying to debate against evolution goes to... akinswr#8! The theory of evolution does not state that we evolved from monkey's. Doh!

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Do you believe that you exist? Whether I believe or not is unimportant, the fact is that I do exist, and I am great. I'm also very modest.

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Gothic is the best style.. don't you think?.. :P Ur a nub or a prepz! You ain't goffic!!!1111oneoneone! Goffic pple t2lk l1k3 d1$! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goffic

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Does anybody like hairy women? Absolutely not.

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If i said, to point somone out, "the girl to the left of the black girl", is that considered racist? It's a characteristic, it's not racist.

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My wife thinks I cheated on here while on a seven month deployment and ofcourse there is no way to prove other wise what do I do? If you didn't cheat on her, it's not up to you to prove anything. Personally I'd be worried a bit myself, because it sounds like she's projecting her own feelings and insecurities on you. People who do that never make very good partners.

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Is hydrocodone 10/500 stronger than hydrocodone/lortab 10/650? Pretty much the same thing with a different amount of tylenol. Neither is 'stronger'.

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What do people gain by creating and distributing free software? 1-Satisfaction 2-Name recognition 3-Possibilities of later selling the software

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Should Windows Vista really be called Windows Spawn of Satan devourer of souls WinME 666 mark II? This sums it up just nicely.

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Is the moral lesson that Republicans want children to learn from Bush-Cheney that it's OK to lie about war and torture, but impeachable if you lie about sex? Excuse me buddy, you better learn. It's perfectly fine to kill other people for your own political agenda, but don't you DARE show me another persons naughty parts! Well okay, show ME (preferably in a airports male restroom), but you ain't allowed to see!

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Are you happy when miserable, cheating whores don't win any money on "The Moment of Truth"? I've never seen it and now you've got me interested. Must go download show.

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Do you need a kick in the nuts to make you more sensitive? A good kick in the nuts would ensure a good bullet in your brain. So no.

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17 teenage girls in massachusets made a pact that they would all get pregnant and raise their kids together, most are 15-16 years old. Why do you think they would want to do this? your opinion? Because they are incredibly, incredibly stupid. And they passed their genes on to kids. Oh god, I'm never going near Massachusets.

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Ok - any ideas for a surprise 60th Birthday party for my sister... ive booked the venue/band and bought the invites.. what can i do to make it 'different'? Not fancy dress.. she wouldnt go for that!! LOL Male strippers? It'd probably be the different for the strippers >_>, first time they ever performed for a older audience.

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Does flv video work in laptops? FLV is just a video file, of course it will work on any system with the proper codec.

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How can you get pregnant? Sex with a wild Sheep. Trust me, try it.

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I believe in torture. I believe torture should be a tradition. I am proud of what went down at gitmo and the geniva convention can kiss my ass. Anyone else want to join my trend of thought? Of course I agree with you! I mean an unreliable method of information gathering used by uneducated fools like you is foolproof! What could possibly go wrong?

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Anywhere I can find free sound files/voices (screams, fighting etc) for my animated movies? Depends on what you're looking for, be a bit more specific and I'll point you to some places.

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What's up with the livestrong banner at the top of the page? Makes AB money. Annoying as all hell, adblocked.

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Is 160GB a good hard drive size for desktops? Personally I like more space, I have a 500 gb internal HDD, as well as two 500 GB external HDD's. However thats just me, I download a lot and have a huge amount of movies, music, and ebooks. I'd say get 300 gigs if you're going to be storing media on the comp. It's always better to have more and not need it than to need more space and not have it.

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In ten seconds or less, who are you? Someone more important than you can ever imagine (in my own mind).

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What type of woman would you rather be with- one who dresses slutty in public or one that is more conservative? The type that is confident enough to dress slutty but secure enough to know when it's not appropriate.

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I like to take a slice of bread, spread it with butter, then put 3 or 4 crispy pieces of bacon on it & squash it into a ball. Then I put another slice of bread around the top and squish it some more. Anyone here do that? Nix the butter, toast the bread, add scrambled eggs. Theres my ticket.

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Would you Invest in Bonds, Equities, Asian Mutual Funds or Gold? Gold. Paper money falls, but gold stays the same.

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Do you agree that EVERYONE deserves better than to work at fast food, and that robots should instead? Screw that, my friends all work at fast food shops, I want my free KFC!

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Why are points allowed to be deducted just because someone doesn't agree with your answer when the question asked for your opinion? Impossible to regulate unless admins gave an option to mark a question 'opinion' and took away the ability to neg-rate those answers.

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Hi this is hottie hot hotie please help i need to know real info on the pyramids and why they chose the shape so any info tell me fast have to hand in tommorrow Generally I'd help, but your attitude annoys me. Google.com

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If you had the opportunity to write another commandment... what would it be? "Thou shalt not rape little kids or help in the cover up of said rape."

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Do you think "go take a pregnancy test" is an adequate answer to ALL "am I pregnant" questions? Are there any exceptions or can we just vote on a universal answer? There are some exceptions, but really how hard is it to go out, buy a test, and pee on a stick? I know if I was facing a life altering thing like a child, I'd be willing to go with the 99.99% correct answer instead of something someone online said!

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Since you do not believe in God, why do you live by Christian standards. Huh... I had sex before marriage. I've had sex with a man. I don't go to church. I don't rape little boys. Doesn't sound like a christian to me.

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Why does it take 17 episodes of dragonball z for something to happen? It's a show designed for the 5-11 male age group, what do you expect? They'd watch anything as long as it led to a fighting scene eventually.

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In general, do you prefer male or female singing voices? It all depends on the genre. Generally most female voices I hear are pop-which I despise. While womens voices aren't always center stage in the genre's I like, (hip-hop, rock, etc.) some do really shine through. I like some groups such as Nightwish and Lucuna Coil, as well as others. Generally if you want to label it by just quantity, than it's going to be male.

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My company refuses to apply a spam filter at work. The junk e-mails are very offensive. Does the company have a responsiblity to prevent the spam? Nope.

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In 2011, internet service is going to be shifted to a "Subscription" service where you pay for access to websites like you do now for cable TV - and lose access to non-service sites. Is it right for the Internet to be changed in this way? Network_Ninja said it best. Ain't gonna happen.

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Who gave my cat a Mohawk? What should I do? You mean you don't like it? My bad =/.

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What's your favorite logical argument? My favorite anti religion argument is actually very simple. There are over two thousand documented gods, how do you know you've got the right one if god exists at all?

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What to do when she keeps asking you to gift her and you can't afford it? Kick her to the curb! Asking for gifts is bad in the first place, asking for something when you can't afford it is just being a bitch.

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Have you ever had a kiss that made you blush? Yep-My first. Had no idea what to do with the my nose >_>.

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Where did the stereotype of the French being cowardly come from? For the Americans-WWII.

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My goal for points tonight is 4300, if you set a goal for yourself on points tonight, what would it be? However many I can get without actually getting up from this bed and getting properly dressed. :), I feel lazy today.

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If you look directly behind you now, what do you see? My cat staring very steadily at my glass of milk >_>.

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Tim Russert died of apparent heart attack, what are your thoughts? Yes I'm surprised! He was one of a very small group of people I'd actually call a journalist in this day and age It's sad to see him go.

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Other than outrageous amounts of sedatives how can you force yourself to go to sleep? (not things to "help" I've tried all those and none work) I actually have a problem where I can go on for months and sleep solid, but then go "off" and cant get more than two or three hours worth of straight sleep. I'm in one of my dry spells right now. The best thing I do is to make my house as comfortable as possible, take some advil and benadryl, and generally just pass outt. The advil stops any headaches (which I often get in my...

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Ladies: Do you have a guy best friend? Guys: Do you have a girl best friend? Not my best friend, but a very close friend yes. My best friend is someone I know that goes back to when we were about two or three years old and were introduced by the neighbors.

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What is a e machine and what was it' main purpose? It's a shitty low brand computer that supposedly sells "cheap" but is actually fairly expensive for a shit system with the specs it ships with. You can get double the computer for the same price if you buy some of the ubuntu shipped machines walmart and bestbuy sell.

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Have you ever kicked a dog? Yep, attacked my little shitzu so I kicked it and snapped a baseball bat across it's head.

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I cheated on my boyfriend with a close friend, so i told my bf and he tried for a while and then left me, a few days later i slept with my best friend. This has happened twice, with the same guy. how can i show my boyfriend that i won't do it again. Four words;STOP BOINKING OTHER MEN! Jesus Christ, you want to prove you can be loyal, so you go out and fuck the same guy again? Thats commitment right there!

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Are the high NASCAR ticket prices worth it? Of course! Who WOULDN'T want to see a group of cars going in a circle for three hours! So exciting!

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A 11 year old keeps making fun of a dish towel in my car. (I use it to lean my elbow on) It has a Holloween theme. Everytime he see's me he says "Trick or Treat" Should I kick his ass? Two words:Chocolate Laxatives. Next time he says trick or treat, give him a treat.

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McCain has served the U.S. Government for 50+ years, so why are the youth rellying behind Obama who is an immegrant? Obama is not an immigrant (whats an 'immegrant' by the way?), as IMMIGRANTS can't be president. That said, you're a tool, you've always been a tool, now instead of the Hillary hate, it's Obama hate your spewing.

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My wife and I have been married 8 years. I cheated on her and decided to move out 7 weeks ago .We have been getting along great now.I would like to save the marriage and have asked her to see if we can she said shes not sure but wont give me a time frame Whats the question? You fucked up, no one here can help you.

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Have you ever ridden a horse? Yes, actually I grew up riding them! My mother was a huge horse fan (she raised them when she was younger) and I grew up going to a ranch close to our house for riding lessons. Up until the age of 11 I rode pretty steadily.

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Do you let your dog lick/share your icecream? Not my dog, but my cat >_>. Dog gets the ice cream all nasty, cat is dainty and doesn't slobber.

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Can you see which AB members are online? Yes, but thats only because I have hidden cameras in every ABers house positioned at their computer to tell me what they're doing. Doesn't everyone?

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How many wave pools have you been in? A few, but the biggest one was at 'Typhoon Lagoon' in Florida. I was only eight at the time, so really it could just be that I was so small, but I remember the waves being at least three times over my head when me and my cousin went out into the deep end. Heres a vid of the park pool in action. (Not mine, just found it on youtube.

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You have free time. What do you do and why? (Please state which country you're in) US, now that it's the summer I've taken up swimming again, as well as my usual jogging and going to the gym. I enjoy the occasional game of airsoft, and a couple friends and I are planning to go up to see a tigers game soon within a couple weeks. My biggest time waster is playing video games >_>, I've become an urban terror addict, waste too much time playing the damn...

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Have you ever been denied a Friend Request on AB? Five to Ten at the most. I don't deny most peoples requests, just those I dislike or don't know.

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If you had a choice to rule the world with Hitler as your consultant, would you? Sure, I wouldn't take his advice of course, he'd be more like comedy relief when the job gets too demanding.

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Want to play ANOTHER game? You say one line from a cartoon, then we have to guess either who the cartoon character is or what cartoon? I'll start, AAHHHHH"What's up Doc? " "I made you eat your parents hahahahaha, I made you eat your parents!"

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Would you have admitted Adolph Hitler to the Vienna School of Arts had you been Head? I sure would. Even if his water colors were bad. 1933 to 1945 would have turned out much better for everyone. Hindsight is 20/20, I can't say what I would have done at the time without knowing what would happen.

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Should men with graying hair dye it back to their original color or is this undignified? Nope, gray hair can look very good on men. It all depends on how you wear it!

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How would you like to kill? (ex or current spouses, boss or next door neighbor don't count. We gave to be able to identify with this person) My first choice: President Amadinejad of Iran, then Kim ill of N Korea. bin Ladin would be 3rd. 1-You're mixing up your words, badly. 2-Your priorities are skewed in the extreme. 3-Every politician in the world.

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Are we as voters doomed? McCain might get into office, so yep.

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Im sure most of you have seen this before ,but can anyone tell me why this happens? http://www.eyetricks.com/jesus.htm There's a theory that it takes a fraction of a second for the information from our eyes to catch up to our brain, so the brain compensates by "forseeing" the fraction of a second before it actually happens. This has been the explanation for things such as this. How true it is, I don't know, but it sounds like a sound theory.

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How do you tell someone to mind their own business and to stop bothering you. I have the most invasive family in existence. If I'm not being spyed on they're directly asking me Q's. I've never done ANYTHING wrong, nothing to hide, don't even drink+I'm 19. Squirt gun. Everytime they go to ask you a question just squirt them in them in the eye.

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Which t.v show(s) shouldn;t have been the one to get canceled? Or off the air totally? And should have continued. Titus, it was shot down before it's time. Heres one of the few episodes on youtube.

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Why do so few men take women seriously? I take women seriously, I just don't take those that embrace victimhood seriously. Heres a clue, don't bitch about how the world's unfair, make it fair.

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Would you rather live on a beach or live up in the mountains? Beach, mountains are boring. Give me a relaxing beach any day!

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What are you flipped out for? Not flipped out, but annoyed =/. The webcam I have setup in my livingroom died today (Milk+webcam=fail :(), now I have to get a new one.

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What would u do if u spent hours, almost the entire day cleaning your room/house, then just to spite u, for not doing something like loaning someone your phone, the person trashed your room/house to the point of 2 days work to get it clean agian?(revenge) The person who trashed it wouldn't be alive to regret it.

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Three Internet providers agreed to block child pornography(Verizon, Sprint, and Time Warner) do you think other internet providers will do the same? Obviously they should, the only problem I have is who determines what is and what isn't. Censorship is a slippery slope, while I have no problem with blocking actual CP, I don't like the idea of who's deciding it. I know it's a contradictory statement, and really not possible for me to actually like it, but thats how I feel. To give a weird example; Sites like 4chan...

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Would you date someone with hiv or Aids? It depends on the person, I can't say I wouldn't date right off the bat.

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If the situation arose, would you be more likely to engage in or avoid a fist fight? I'd defend myself, which means if I was presented with physical violence that I'd leave him on the ground.

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If you had to fight your best friend (with fists) who would win? I wanna be modest, but I would, no contest. He's a good guy, and he's fairly built, but he just doesn't have the attitude to fight. He's the kind of person who would put you on the ground, then offer you a hand up. No real fight works like that.

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If someone wrote in a password for some website, then you copied the little star things and pasted them on a word document, would the actual password come up? Nope, you'd get stars.

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Who would you need in order for your team to win a tug-a-war? Only me. I'll put laxatives in the other teams food before the match.

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Free Capt. Jack Sparrow, what do you think Mates? Free him? From what? Whats the pay?

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I had a urine drug test and subsuted urine for water what will the differance be how to explin it with medical reason. Please. Never. Reproduce.

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I just read an article about a local law that would fine anyone who's pants were not up at proper level(AKA pants lower than your underwear). A activist group said that this law is "racist", Does anyone think that this law is at all racist? Are you kidding me? Where I live I see 90% of the people with pants down around their underwear to be white! It's not racist.

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How many hearts have you crushed? 42 1/2. I'm sorry, not my fault my charm is so damn hard to resist. /sarcasm. None =/.

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Scenario: You see somebody you know who is drowning. This person has discriminated against you because of your race, gender, sexuality, etc. As a result you despise this person. Would you help him? Sure, then steal his wallet when he's still recovering.

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What kind of leader fears being criticized? One who knows they have something to be criticized about.

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Is it legal to sell freeware on a disc You can charge for the disk and ONLY the disk. It is not legal (or moral) to sell freeware!

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I have a boyfriend and my friends said i should wait untill im older to have a boyfriend...i dont think i should..i am 11...should i really wait? Enjoy childhood for gods sake.

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Is it ok for step siblings (not blood related) who have never lived together to have a romantic / sexual relationship? Unusual to be sure, but it happens I suppose. Whether it's ok or not depends on who you ask, some would say it's immoral, others would say it's perfectly fine. Personally I don't have a problem with it.

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Who is your favorite female singer of any era? Tarja Turunen, former frontwoman of Nightwish.

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What is more powerful...to fight sarcasm with the same, or with indifference? None of the above. Fight sarcasm with a club. A big blunt wooden club.

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On a scale of 1 - 10 how much are you enjoying AB? On a whole-4. When talking or debating with certain people-10. I wouldn't keep posting if I didn't enjoy some aspect of this site.

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How many points did you earn today so far?(I'm scared of my number) Points: 48383 (+89 today) 3258 pts until lvl 66 I need motivation :(.

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Guys: if you were/are single, would you ever set aside $$ specifically for an engagement ring in anticipation of meeting "the one"? Nope.

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Why do I love Asian girls so much? You need a reason?

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Why is it that every stand-up comic in the US who gets his own sitcom always goes the hot wife 3 children route? Not all of them did. Christopher Titus didn't, and his show was the best out of all of the "big time" comic sitcoms.

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You got Orlando Bloom locked in your closet ....what do you do with him? Film some kind of weird Bloom centered porno, mass produce and sell. I'll make millions :D.

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What is the absolute best linux OS and why There is no "best" distro, it all matters what you like. Personally I like Ubuntu & Mepis. Both are newb friendly (which got me attached to them in the first place early on). Both run on both new and old machines, and both are stable. Now, my preference is Ubuntu, mostly because of the community. If theres a problem or an issue I can't fix or work out myself, theres a very...

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How hot is it where you live right now? 93, feels like 100. Air conditioning is a wonderful thing. Living alone is even better just makes it easier :).

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How can I stop my wife from taking over the remote and TV to watch American Idol? Duck tape and rope! Whenever AI comes on just make her go to her happy place in the closet ;).

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Why do guys always go for the skinny girls? Not all guys do, but I do. Not "skinny" in the traditional sense, I don't mind a bit of weight, but I work hard to keep myself in shape. Theres no reason I shouldn't expect those I date to do the same. EDIT:Wow, I'm guessing there are just a few women here who don't keep in shape that like to troll me?

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Do you think the internet has hurt us or helped us? When I think of AB I want to say help. Then 4chan comes to mind. I'd say it's evened out.

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Is Senator Obama the Democratic nominee or the Democratic selectee? The nominee, the only ones who believe him to have not won fairly are those so biased towards Clinton that they can't (or won't) see the truth.

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What's the hardest video game you've ever played? Urban Terror. Truth be told, almost any online game is going to be harder than a offline game, but this one has a huge learning curve, the movement and jump system takes a while to master, and aiming is hard to work out if you're going against multiple opponents. Then after you get all that worked out on pub servers and get into a clan match you're probably still going to get...

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It is triple H(hazy hot and humid) How are you keeping cool? Inside my house;boxers or less and AC turned up all the way.

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A billboard in Pa. reads "Don't believe in god? You're not alone" and invites non-believers to form a coalition. What do you think? http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/19557889.html?submit=Vote&oid=2&mr=1&19562729=Y&pid=19562729&cid=8500281 Meh, don't really care that much. I'm an atheist, but I don't need to join any group to make it 'official'.

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Hypothetically, if you COULD choose your own death what would it be (Anything you wanted take your pick)? Why? Skydiving without a parachute. Would be a fun way to go.

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What is a "make my day" law? I believe the basic principle is that if someone attacks you on your property you are not obligated to retreat and let them do whatever they want. However lethal force can only be used if you are presented with it in the first place. I could be wrong however, I'm no legal expert.

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If Bill could run again, would you vote for him above Obama and McCain? Nope, Bill seems to have gone senile. What use is having a politician if he can't get shit done?

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PC monitor-video viewing problem? (see answer for details, too much too post here.) This is a rather interesting problem, I use a old 1999 PC monitor, it seems to work fine besides for video playback. On some videos. I've used this thing for years, and it's always been perfect, recently however when I go to watch a movie, the movie is extremely dark. On youtube or not. However if I watch anime the brightness is fine! I dual boot ubuntu and windows vista, and...

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I'm running Windows XP. Do I need both Microsoft .NET Framework 2 and 3 for my computer to operate? You don't *need* it, but you should have it installed. It lets you run programs that you otherwise wouldn't be able too.

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What do you do when life delivers you a situation that you cannot handle? I handle it.

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What happens when someone breaks out of the PB? We gather our squirrel army and attack the admins.

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What if someone openly admitted downrating all bad answers, and questions, including offensive, and prejudice topics? ( Im not doing it, Im just curious, would they be trolls, or defenders of whats right???) They'd be people with way too much time on their hands.

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My daughter was 16 and told me she was gay and I punished her and took away her car and after two weeks she told me she wouldnt be gay anymore. Today shes 17 and has a bf. So if parents raised their kids striaght they would be straight. Agree? Her "boyfriend" has a sister, they're screwing around right now while you tell this story.

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Evidence shows that homosexuality lead to the fall of the Roman Empire. Countries that accept it, like Canada and Denmark, are in major decline. I am not being rude at all I just want you to face facts. I believe together we can overcome this! Ha. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are a fucking idiot! Do you know history at all you uneducated fundie? The Roman Empire fell because of many things, including but not limited to-Poor leadership (take a look at the Catholic church), overextended invasions, poor monetary policies, inflation. Homosexuality had NOTHING to do with it's decline, in fact by the time...

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To my uncle, Germans are hard, secularist murderers, and to have the French boo you (i.e. Maria Sharapova) would be like a badge of honor. Are these the views of traditional conservative America? It's not so much a example of conservative america, more like mentally retarded America. The only difference is that they replace Germans with Muslims.

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Did you know recent studies at the Christian science labs indicate that all 6-7 year olds are attracted to the other sex? That proves that homosexuality is learned later in life. I am not a homophobe, I just want to save gays. Did you know that pedobear loves all 6-7 year olds too? This proves that all bears are pedophiles, I'm not bearphobic, I just want to save the bears!

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What is a game website that stands a chance of getting past my works website blocker? (WebSense) Not many. WS is fairly good at catching those gaming sites. Just setup a home circumventor to get passed and WS blocks. http://www.peacefire.org/circumventor/simple-circumventor-instructions.html

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Would you support a stupidity filter to filter ridiculous comments? (see first answer) You generally don't need them if you have a site with good moderators. One of my favorite sites, DLP has a no idiot policy, you get one chance at posting an intro, if you fail at it you're automatically banned. This works perfectly on the site, It's got a thriving population and it's a land of good spelling and reasonable points.

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Is loitering a victimless crime? NO! GET OFF MY LAWN!

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Should young people be subjected to night-time curfews as a way to reduce crime? Already happens around my part of town. Curfew set at 11 PM for minors. It's never enforced, in fact there was a time when I was fourteen that a couple friends and I were walking from about 1 AM to 9 AM (we had a good reason) between houses/around the town and were never stopped. Not once. Curfews only work if they're enforced, and what cop is going to get off his ass to chase...

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My husband is making me leave my home. I am seeing someone. But this is my home and I have a 17 year old son, that wants me here. We sleep in seperate rooms. But he says i have to go. He has become very verbal., harrassing me every second he can. If I was your husband, I would have kicked you out too. The mere fact that you aired your dirty laundry on this website shows just how stupid you are. You do realize this whole page will be used against you in court don't you? Jesus, "I cheated on him, but I want to stay in the house!". What kind of world do we live in?

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Is it illegal to burn money? I actually believe it is in the US. (It's illegal to 'deface' currency I think, so burning might count.)

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Shouldn't it be WsMD (Weapons of mass destruction) rather than WMDs (Weapon of mass destructions)? No it should be WMDTMOMNBTWDRCIAETI (Weapons of mass destruction that may or may not be there we don't really care it's an excuse to invade).

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Did you build the computer you are currently working on? Nope, picked up a store bought model and slapped in a new video card as well as an extra gig of ram. Does what I need it to do and it was cheap.

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What kind of Operating System do you use? Do you think Microsoft has a monopoly? Main computer-Dual booting vista and ubuntu Side computer-Dual booting XP and MEPIS Laptop-MEPIS

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Would it annoy you if your mother wore cleavage-revealing outfits? Never see my mother anymore, don't care.

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Fiance has cheated before, forgave him. 6 months ago I found dirty/sexual texts on his phone, he said they were joking. Said he'd stop talking to her. He erases his messages now, but last night i snooped and saw her # in his text history, cheating? No not at all! It's obviously a phone game that he's playing with other people that he never plans to meet in real life! Or wait.... Yeah maybe. Maybe...

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Do we spend too much time trying to understand the opposite sex? Nope, I gave up. I'll let them bestow a little wisdom on me every once in a while, and try to limp my way through the rest of the time. Too confusing.

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What movie had an ending that made you really P-O'ed? You want to know? You really want to know? 1-300. To be honest the whole movie pissed me off, but the ending was just plain annoying. 2-Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I wanted them both dead. Like burned alive dead. 3-Vacancy-That stupid bitch did almost nothing the whole movie, then at the end SHE lives? What the fuck is that bullshit? She should have died, not her boyfriend! Actually...

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You could ask your grandmother one more question; what would it be? "What was that thing you used to make in the morning for breakfast?". It may seem petty, but my god I can't remember what she made but it was perrrfect.

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Do girls like being told that you like them? Absolutely not, tell any girl you meet that you hate them. Make sure to tell them that they're adopted and that nobody loves them. TRUST ME, women love it! <_< >_>

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When did the us get involved with world war 1 Mostly to make sure that our economic debts were repayed. Can't take money from conquered countries.

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Who cheat more, men or women? it takes two to tango, it's about equal. I've heard that some people think that they think men are more likely to be caught. I don't believe this, I think it's more that men are less likely to admit to anyone else that they did catch their s/o cheating. Think about it, if a man is caught cheating, he is automatically a scumbag (don't get me wrong, this is 99% of...

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Are you a "slave" to anything? If so, what? Alas I am. I am a slave to my caffeine addiction. Keeping me from my morning soda=death.

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What is your view on people who are into that Gothic look? Sometimes it can look very good. Sometimes not....

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Aside from "WOMAN", Can you fill this up: No __________, No Cry. Huh...I'm tempted to just put "FEMALE", "GIRL", "LADY", "CHICK", "SOMEONE WITH NAUGHTY PARTS DIFFERENT FROM MINE", and of course "WOMAN". Just to be contrary But...I won't. No sadness, no cry. No pain, no cry.

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What countries have the British NOT declared war on? Sealand, they knew they could never measure up and just decided not to anger the all powerful kingdom of Sealand.

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What's the best insult you ever got given here? I was once called a "sexist pig jackass who shouldn't be able to leave the house". I replied with "You were adopted and nobody loves you". I like mine more :)>

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Is there one kid's game you still enjoy playing? I still like Candy Land, it's childish and simple but it's still fun to play :).

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Do you think Obama is an ally or an enemy? He's a politician, that by definition makes him an enemy. However he is the lesser of two evils, I'd take him before McCain.

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Who else on here pops pills when they're depressed? No thanks, I've seen what that shit can do to you up close and personal, wasn't pretty.

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My boyfriend is 17 yrs old and i am 30 yr old live in new york state, is this legal? Sure, it's legal if you're not having sex with him. Even if you are, it's doubtful you'd be prosecuted for it.

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Why do Indians build casinos? To get to the other side! Wait...That doesn't work here, never mind.

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What do you think jesus would say to people who use the bible as a weapon against homosexuals? He'd bro rape the bastards.

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Sen. Obama claimed the Democratic presidential nomination on Tuesday night. Has Sen. Clinton conceded the race to Sen. Obama? Nope, just a matter of time though. Obama beat her to the delegate count, (to the naysayers: just like I've been saying for about 4 months now, cookie for me :)). She knows she lost, she's told her campaign staff to have all budget reports in by friday, she's done a huge amount of downsizing her staff. Her husband said that this was probably going to be the last election he...

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My ex husband took me to court to see less of the kids, he got legal aid and I had to pay. Is this fair? Family courts are never fair.

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Would you be ok with your partner cheating on you if your partner didn't feel satisfied with you? Why or why not? Absolutely, and if somehow those nude photos she gave me ended up on the internet, it's because I wasn't satisfied with her cheating on me. Satisfaction-It's all in the eyes of the beholder.

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My boyfriend asked me how many sexual partners I have had. and i answered 3. In reality I can't remember all the guys I have slept with, i think like 25 or so.. Should i tell him the truth? Chris Rock Life Lesson-version 11. Go to 2:30 in the video.

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How many of the programs that came installed with your current computer do you actually use? I'm going to take this as not including normal processes and just normal preinstalled software. About Three. I use notepad to read nfo files from scene releases. I use WMP classic for watching downloaded anime. I use chess Titans sometimes to mess around. I've only use IE once, to get my FF.

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Are there any other internet sites other than Answerbag ? ;-) Many more, and most of them arn't quite as nice as AB :). However a few of the "meaner" sites I frequent have no problems with trolls or idiots. Though this is probably because most of them ban anything even remotely like a troll or an idiot within minutes of them joining the boards.

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Can any CL or AB staffer answer me this question, why was 'Momma Bear' given a life sentence in the Penalty Box... 2035 seems WAY over the top and for what?, this so called fair desision has Peed of many many other ABers besides my self Huh thats new, I can understand a few of the others that have been PBed, but I don't see why MB was banned =/. She always seemed to be one of the more politer AB members.

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Would you rather be called a professor than a "brain"? Brain seems lame Personally I'd rather be called master and ruler of all I see before me, but...I guess professor would be cool.

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Do you prefer michael jackson or fallout boy's version of beat it? Well considering I can't ever play the Jackson version without imagining a little boy crying in the background, I prefer the FOB version. That said, FOB is a mediocre band at best, if they all were in some freak car accident I'd have a party.

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How do democrats stop themselves from beating republicans senseless? You stop yourself? Huh, I always thought it was normal to leave a trail of bodies down the street. Guess thats why the cop pulled me over?

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In the state of Ohio when someone breaks into your home the home owner is not aloud to defend their home they have a duty to retreat, is this American justice? I don't know what the laws are there, but I know in MI that if you feel you are being threatened you can defend yourself, just don't let the guy live. Otherwise he can turn around and sue YOU for injuring him! Point of the story-Remember, headshot.

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"Never... ever suggest they don't have to pay you. What they pay for, they'll value. What they get for free, they'll take for granted, and then demand as a right. Hold them up for all the market will bear." --L.Bujold, What does this mean to you? That L.Bujold never learned the value of goodwill and bribing.

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How do i kno if my gf has quit smoking for me Does she smell like shit? If so, she hasn't quit.

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Should married people be on chat sites? and is this a chat site? Absolutely not! You see married people are like house cats, they may live longer than out door cats, but letting them onto this chat site is like letting them into the back yard with a leash. it's just asking for trouble. Keep the house cats (and the married couples) out of temptation!

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What would get you to fist fight? Pretty much all I can say is self defense right now. I've gotten into enough trouble because of my ego, and that was the thing that use to provoke me into physical violence. Unless I was defending myself or someone else, I wouldn't get into a fight. They escalate too fast.

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My 14 year old daughter says she's addicted to pot. I am totally against drugs, and she keeps smoking it in my house!!! I have called several agencies for help, but I have had to leave messages with all...and I'm still waiting f Pot isn't physically addictive, she can quit cold and not suffer any negative side affects. Whip her ass and tell her if she keeps this shit up you'll kick her out. EDIT: to be clear, I'm assuming your the mother here, if your not I don't have any advise.

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How badly do you hate vista? go on show me some emotion! Honestly, when it first came with my computer I was cool with it, but I wanted my old reliable XP. But OF COURSE, there is no downgrade support, some of the hardware isn't supported in XP. So no go. Now I'm stuck here, with my pride and joy, and I can't play a few of my favorite games on it. (FFVIII being my all time love and it won't play :(.) I hope the creators of...

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Is penalty box cruel? Do you think answerbag should remove PB? Not cruel enough. Firing squad or nothing.

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Is agreeing/supporting Kevisaurus. going to get me PBed too? (Cuz I do) Ya know I find it very unusual that everyone seems to be 'pbed for no reason'. Whenever a popular member gets PBed on the site suddenly he/she was 'standing up' to someone, or is 'being silenced'. I find it hilarious, because I know that I personally have been reported more than once and have done and said things on AB that should have gotten me pbed. If I...

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Is it a bad sign to dream about a black bird perched on your closet door knob? Most certainly. You're going to die in seven days. Wait...That might be some movie, I don't know, I get my 'dream talk' and my 'movie talk' all mixed up.

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Guys?!: good girls or bad girls?, shy girls or outgoing girls?, skinny girls or bigger girls?, blond girls or brunette? Yes.

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How can I help you? Teach my cat to stop climbing my clothes when I hang them up >_>. I've actually given her a pair of old jeans and hidden mine in the back of my closet >_>.

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69! Back-door sluts 9. http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1326418199

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Is a guy a jerk when he's like, "Man, I have to take care of you now?" Not saying it, but implying it. In a general way. It depends on the situation...

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What do you think of Scouting For Girls? Only listened to a few of their songs but what I've listened to is average. It doesn't inspire any hate, but it certainly isn't original or entertaining. Seems like it belongs in some teen romance/comedy.

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If you are given authority, what would you do to form a peaceful global village? Not possible, so I really couldn't do much.

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What is most complicated question in interview Mine always was, "why do you want to work for us?". Honestly, what do you want me to say? "I need a job and your hiring" doesn't exactly sound right. But I'd be lying if I said I "want to work for the future of this company". The question always annoys me >_>.

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Are you your best friend or worst enemy? Worst enemy, no doubt.

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Why would Hillary, who claims she is ready right now to be President, complain and whine about always being the first one in the debates to be asked a question? The same reason she likes to claim that sexism is the reason she lost. Playing the 'victim' always helps garner the vote of those who feel wronged, her base is older white females, and the victim role seems to play well with them. Also...This isn't the first time Clinton refused to give up >_>.

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Do you hate the band Linkin Park? I like a few of their songs, really enjoyed the new tracks 'bleed it out' and 'hands held high'.

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Sen. Obama said that the nomination for President is effectively his to claim on Tuesday or Wednesday. Is the long Democratic primary finally over? Are the one plus million voters in Puerto Rico, South Dakota and Montana irrelevant to the outcome? Yes, yes it is. Yes, yes they are. No matter what Clinton-and her fanatic supporters will spout, she can quite simply NOT win the amount of delegates needed to overtake Obama. She now needs over 91% of the remaining delegates just to catch him, much less over take him. Do you realize how impossible that is? I find it hilarious, Clinton's whole campaign was "We can win the...

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WHY I HATE EVERY THING ABOUT YOU EMO BEGONE!

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Will someone cheer me up?:-( (I lifted like every single one of these pics from a forum I like, I don't claim credit for a single one of em.)

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What was the last you tube video that you watched? This one >_>

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Am I the only one who finds it amazing that so many people like to criticize the president when very few people are actually qualified to criticize him? Any American citizen is 'qualified' to criticize him. Get off your high horse.

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I'm starting a new kingdom called Kevonia: the first 15 respondents each will get a named fiefdom. The next 15 become a Knight and after that you become a serf. Would you care to play along? Huh I'm a serf...Rebellion ftw?

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MY boyfriend has been making excuses to go out and i never know when he actually gets in bed. he says hes on the comp but since im sleepin idk. Now, I know this sounds weird, I really really do. But if you care so much, why not...Stay up and watch him?

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Atheists: Against suicide or don't care? You don't believe in sin, so who cares, right? Generalization-It's the new cool thing!

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What songs do you absolutely LOVE singing along to? 'Devour', by disturbed. I am absolutely terrible at singing, but I still do it.

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Random Question here. If murder was legal how many people do u think you would have killed and would u still ba here today? Huh... Well I'd imagine no one, if murder was legal than I'd be inviting my death if I went about killing those that I disliked. Revenge and all that happy stuff.

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What Do You Do for Fun? I need a really fun hobby or something, because I'm really bored and not easily entertained. So I ask anyone for ideas, anything will help.Thanks. Take up a sport, always a good thing to do. If you want something less physically active, play a game I love. Urban Terror, it runs on most PC's, is a big challenge, and has a large enough community to keep good games going, but small enough that we catch and ban cheaters on a high percentage rate. UrbanTerror.net

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If struck by a bullet, what would be your reaction? Well I'd guess it'd be something like this... "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IS THAT A FUCKING BULLET IN MY BODY?"

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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like to cuddle? Meh, mayhe a 8. I like cuddling, but I have personal space issues too.

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Suppose you were lounging in Orlando's Hard Rock Hotel's pool, and a bear swam by (true story - escaped from Universal Studios). Would you ignore him? Ask him to fetch you a Pina Colada? Find it "unbearable?" :o) (Creative answers always appreciated) I'd get a saddle and ride it. If someone didn't get a picture I'd be pisssssed though.

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Is golf suppose to make you angry? I'd be worried if it didn't.

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Can someone write an 8th grade lyric poem about love for me please, it's due tomorrow! I was once in the grade of eight Not doing my homework to sate My ever growing need to stay out late Now time is almost gone And I know I have to hurry Running around awaiting dawn But the AB I love is here so never worry Yeah...I failed poetry. But hey, DO YOUR OWN WORK.

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Should we blame athiests for the murders that happen in communist countries?stalin in russia ect. (like we blame christianity or catholics for the crusades and witch hunts. ) I love you people, setting up these false arguments and letting me knock em down. Atheism was never the primary (or even alternate) reason for these peoples actions. Stalin didn't say "ATHEISM FTW! SMITE THESE CHRISTIAN BASTARDS!". On The other hand...The crusades were expressly motivated by religion (read:Christianity), same with the witch executions. But don't...

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My AB friends, have I gone to bat for you and paid my lumps for you? Do I need to continue taking lumps for you all? Actually I'm fairly sure we've had a few arguments >_>.

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What gives you the most right to complain about the president? The least? Why? What gives me the right? Best reason: The constitution. Worst: Hearing my own clever voice makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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If i offered you one million dollars to sleep with your s/o would you take it? Of course, go ahead and sleep with the fine air I share with my bed everynight. Alas my S/O is non existent.

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How often do you skip school? In my 9th year I skipped maybe 32 days. In my 10th I missed (including being sick and skipping) 2 days. In my 11th I skipped 2 days. I learned.

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Do you get insulted if you invite someone to be on your friend's list and they decline? Do you ever wonder why? Nope, I've only invited maybe 6 people over my AB lifetime, and as far as I know they all accepted. Then I got annoyed with having so many friend Q&A popping up, (my little button was always on, no matter how often I checked) so I erased my list :).

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3 years ago i had a hunch my hubby was cheating , i started snooping and i find out he was calling this particulare# everyday and sure enough he was , after months of him begging and crying i forgave him and move on and never mentioned the affair again. And I care...Why?

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Since we have a hotline for reporting suspected terrorists, should we have one for reporting possible school shooters? That gave me a giggle, good one. See how long it would take for the abuse to happen, I'd say .32 seconds after the line is announced.

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Does neutrality make you as sick as it makes me? Nope, choosing a one size fits all approach sickens me more.

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Is it illegal in the American state of Idaho to abduct a 12 year-old girl, cut off her fingers, disembowel her and throw the body off a bridge into a crowded motorway? Not in you include a note on the body that says "I did it for the lulz".

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Is the internet dangerous sometimes? Any reasonable person can use the internet safely as long as you don't act stupid. Think of the net as a public park, anything you do can be used against you. You are not anonymous. As long as you don't do anything stupid, (like say post nude pictures online, which almost always comes back to bite someone in the ass) You should be fine.

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If you were a 12 year old girl in a crowded supermarket and someone touched your private area, would you scream and cause a scene or run to your parents to report it? Two step program Step 1-Find person who touched me. Step 2-Kick in balls until person is lying on floor, crying like his dick was pulled off. But I'm the violent type.

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Why do guys not like big girls? The same reason a woman wouldn't like me if I had a beer belly. If I can take the time to make sure I stay in shape, you can do the same damn thing, otherwise we arn't going to hit it off.

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Sex and the City: Wouldn't be caught dead seeing it, or will die if you don't see it? Would slit my own neck while hanging myself after taking cyanide and shooting myself before I saw it.

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What would be your reaction to a person who said that girls/teens who wear short dresses and skirts are "asking" to be secretly filmed from below because they are flaunting themselves anyway? Honestly-My reaction to them would just be to laugh. It sounds so fucking stupid I wouldn't be able to articulate any response besides to laugh.

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Would you go and see the pope if he visited your town? I'd organize a gay pride parade for when he passes by.

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Do you like popping packaging bubble wrap? Why? Damn kids always making these loud noises, KEEP IT DOWN IN THE- Oh is that bubble wrap? pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

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Where can I put my laptop? In a box, mail it to me.

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Is thare a spell check for answerbag questions and answers? Firefox has a built in spell checker, and I have a few addons I use to look up words that I need a quick explanation of. Works fine for me.

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Why do people like emo music? Well...If it counts as emo music >_>.

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Which would you prefer? To work with ppl that are much more intelligent than you, or to work with ppl that are less (generally) intelligent than you? More intelligent, I don't need to work with incompetence.

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Have you ever read a book that captured your interest to the point you couldn't put it down? Oh yeah, in fact in the past 4 days I've been reading books 1-13 of the anita blake series. For the first 10 I didn't stop reading really, I stayed up for about 32 straight at first, went to sleep for 6 hours, read some more, then finally got some sleep. Books are my addiction. For the last 3 books I've been taking it slower though, the series has kind of gone down hill =/....

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If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for? 1-Take me back in time to 1932. 2-Give me control of germany. 3-Give me the power of charisma. With my knowledge if preplanned events, charisma, and control of the aggressor country, I'd win, stop the nazi death camps, take over the world, and mold it in the way I want.

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Is there any way to find out if you and another AB'er have crossd paths on AB in the past...?? C'mon AB kings - I know you know this! Take a red candle, light it and put it in the middle of a room, then do some kind of weird semi-nude ancient native american spirit call thingy, and ask "did I ever meet anyone from AB". I promise, it works. Really!

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Who all can give me ur email address (only girls) youfail@failure.com

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I have verizon wireless, and you know how you can go online and parents, or whoever the holder of the account is can see whenever you send and recieve texts? how do i make it so you cant do that? lol, if you want privacy pick up a virgin mobile phone, they cost about 20 bucks and you can do whatever you want with it, it's yours, its private. If you can't foot the bill, thats your problem.

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Who's your favorite female superhero? Super Woman :).

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Atheists: What do you think of those people who claim that deep down inside you believe in God? I think theres finally a way to deal with them.

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Which did you own. A Super Nintendo or a Sega Mega Drive (Genesis)? Super Nintendo! I still play a really old batman game on it too.

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Anyone else get freaked when they hear Black Sabbath's IRON MAN? I love it. I do however get freaked when I hear another version of it thats popular in the midwest. Lets just say it's not a polite version to talk about.

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Are you a Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Green Party or other? Independent.

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What not to say to a police officer when pulled over? "Damn you cops, always overcompensating cause ya not packing heat huh?"

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Will you post pictures you can make with symbals on your keyboard for example a bunny below? Too Tired to be on AB. Mods delete this please.

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Today is a wonderful day for me. I can spend it however I want, doing what I want, or doing nothing at all. What is wonderful about today for you? I'm not feeling sick anymore, I have a date later tonight, and I slept for 14 hours :D. Oh yes, the sleep was perfect, I could still feel like shit and have no social life, and the sleep would make it fine.

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What not to say to a police officer when pulled over? "Hello officer, now I'm not exactly saying I'm a prostitute, but if you tear up that ticket theres a good chance I'd live to give you a good time...ya know what I'm sayin?"

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When was the first time you disagreed with your parents on a major issue? I was Three, I wanted the blue cup, and I was going to damn well get it!

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Do you think WW3 will happen on American soil or the middle east? Doesn't matter, WWIII would destroy all of mankind. "I do not know what the third world war will be fought with, but the fourth world war will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein

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Write a program that uses a stack to print the prime divisors of a positive integer in descending order. Your adopted and nobody loves you. Do your own damn work.

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Red Sox or Yankees? Punks, Tigers or nothing.

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You're not going out dressed like that are you? It's hot enough outside, I'm tempted.

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Are thare any cheats/ hacks or any thing like that for runescape? if so can you plz tell me what they are, or tell we were to get them? There are private bots, I won't tell you were to get them. If you can't play the game legit, don't play it at all.

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Did anyone of our frnds dumbed u? Burn yourself with fire, I don't think even with three translators and a professional editor I could understand you.

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Would you rather live in a society where everyone owned a gun, or no one owned a gun? I'd rather have an armed populace than an unarmed populace. Maybe no one would have guns-but the government. Governments change and make mistakes, governments turn against their own people when left unchecked.

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? A gun doesn't cure all ills, but it's a start. I also had a knife sheath around each -Anita Blake, Narcissus In Chains.

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For only woman: Why do men act like apes? Well, as an ape I feel the need to be apelike and burst into your female only question. My answer:You were hurt once maybe, or hell maybe you just grew up around it, so you feel the need to generalize. No one acts exactly the same, no matter how badly you want them too. (Note: please don't justify yourself to me, I don't care about your life problems or how badly some man hurt...

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Men, do you really respect a woman who just gives in, just because you ask? Nope, but I've got relationship issues. If a woman didn't put up a fight every so on I'd be wondering what was wrong. >_>.

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Forget for a moment that Sen. Clinton is beating Sen. McCain in the Rasmussen, Gallup, & Newsweek polls, is anybody else beside me concerned about needing a unified Democratic Party in November? Nope. the democratic party will always be unified in the face of a republican like McCain. Look at the data from past races, I'll promise you on 80%+ of them, it was always the independents who decided everything. Parties unify in the end because they want their guy to win. Independents decide the race, not staunch party members.

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Is it OK to pretend your car is broke down on the side of the road to try to pick up guys? So, pretend to have a car breakdown somewhere in the night? If you wanna be raped sure. If not...I'd advise against it.

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How do you deal with someone who accuses you of things you are not even doing? I normally start off with a pleasant "Fuck off", followed by a "you're adopted and nobody loves you" and finish with a "I hope you get cancer". >_>, it's a conversation stopper.

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A girl is like a deer and a Woman is......? Rambo on steroids?

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My family has a wii and they say I am "lame" because I don't want to play...what should I do? Tie them up and play in front of them... Who's lame NOW?

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I think the people in the USA should have a coo due to gas prices going so high. What are all the different things that could happen if everyone decided not to drive for a few days and did not buy gasoline? We should have a coup and replace our federal government because of gas prices? Go back to school please.

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What was the worst pizza you ever had? Jet's and Kings. It's just so greasy! I can't eat it without throwing up later. I prefer little ceasers $5 pizza, it's like cardboard, but I can eat it without throwing up pure grease.

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If you had been a soldier in 2LT William Calley's platoon, would you have followed his orders to execute the civilians? Depends, I wasn't in the situation so I can't say what I would have done. I won't pretend to know what pressures I may have been subjected to if I was at that place, and even more so who I may have lost in the process. Hatred and ignorance can be a very bloody thing can't it.

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If feminism is so great, how come women are more used today than they ever were before? Any movement that defines itself by a strict code of conduct to be a member will always be weak. Modern feminism is simply a idealogy that has strayed from it's good form-equal opportunity, to meaning that women must act a certain way to "be part of the club". It has changed from the idea of "equal opportunity" to "equal outcomes", no matter what. I...

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My 14 year old was looking at porn on the internet. Should I put a filter on the network to block it? You can try, but it won't work if your setting up a local filter. He'll just find out what it is and disable it. I did it when I was 8 (granted it was just a AOL filter and all I did was keylog my mothers password to change the parental controls but still.) Blocking exploration of sexuality will do nothing but push him forward. You can't block out porn, if he can't get...

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Why does the govt insist on calling the political coup in Iraque, a war? It was a government takeover. a regime change. not a war. War's a good tagline, the war on drugs, war on poverty, war in iraq, war on the middle class, war on discrimination, war on whatever the fuck I want to declare war on. etc etc.

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When you go, do you want to go with a bang? Of course, now to end this answer with a totally unrelated 'bang' of a video... He's a fucking dragon and he doesn't care :o...

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Is it just me, or does EVERYONE look better wearing SOMETHING (anything) than nothing at all, even if it's undies (men; think of lingere and you may see my point ;) )? Nope, I can say from my completely non-biased totally centralist, incredibly credible opinion, that I look best with nothing on.

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Who can beat John McCain in November? Joe Pesci

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Who would you pick as Obama's Vice-President? Edwards, it would pick up the white working people vote, as well as give him someone who has the 'look' of a vice president.

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Who would you pick as Clinton's Vice-President? I wouldn't, since a pick won't be needed.

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IM 5 WEEKS PREGNANT... I JUST FOUND OUT!! IVE HAD 2 ABORTIONS ALREADY AND I DONT WANT TO HAVE ANYMORE, BUT MY BOYFRIEND ALREADY HAS 5 KIDS WITH HIS PAST MARRIAGE... HE WANTS ME TO GET AN ABORTION, HE SAYS WE'RE NOT READY... WHAT SHOU What should you do? Go to a doctor and make yourself infertile. Now. Step 1:abortion Step 2:Get infertile You just saved the world by not spreading your genes.

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Do you want to know how to hack a runescape account? No you wanna-be scammer, none of us want to know how to 'hack' a runescape account, and no one that actually plays on AB will send their account info to you. This is why 9 year olds should not have access to the internet.

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Could you help me find my 'troller' who trolled me like crazy (see profile)? I will contact admin as well. I'd really appreciate some help! neg points don't count against you in anything besides % of pos ratings. Don't let it bug you.

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When was the first time you kissed a boy? I was 11 >_>, he was a good friend. Things were rather awkward for a few days after that.

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Oil hitting $135 and raising, what should we do? Protest Orgies. It works in Russia. http://sanseverything.wordpress.com/2008/03/04/russian-animal-rights-orgy/ (warning, the link goes to a blog about the news, which links to the actual article containing any graphic pictures. Not too bad, but don't go if you don't want to see top upper nude bodies)

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Why do women like to get involved with men who are already in a serious relationship with someone else. It's like they have no shame. There are plenty of men out there and they specifically prey on the ones that are taken. Why? Generalizing gets old.

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Do you fear groups of troublemaking teenagers? Nope. The absolute worst they can do is jump you, which is easy to counter if you scare the living day lights out of them.

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There's this guy that let's everybody sign his cast and his yearbook except for me and he is always telling me to go away and will never let me get on the computer.What should I do? Spray paint his cast black :P. No really, just smile, if he's interested he'll take it nicely, if he's not nothing annoys someone more than a smile.

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A woman has children from a previous relationship, and with her current husband. He takes a job 2000 miles away, she stays behind to save for the move. 6 months later, it's time to go and her kids refuse. Should she leave them behind? Or stay with them? Unless these kids are over 18, they don't have a right to refuse. They come.

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Does nyone know of any good fictional books about wizards, witches, vampires, or werewolves The Dresden Files, about everything you listed and more. The Anita Blake series, same as above. Code Alera, same thing.

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Do you get more positive feedback or negative feedback? Positive for the most part, I do have a troll thats following me around and leaving obscene comments on my answers, but he's not important. EDIT:I'm too tired to do AB, I meant not important.

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Why is it that if a women has sex with a lot of guys she is considered a slut, but if guys sleep with a lot of girls, he is the man? Why does this question get asked over and over again? There are literally at least 3 different iterations of it on AB.

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Are you having a memorial day celebration or are you just taking it easy? Taking it easy, somehow I managed to get sick right before summer, 102 degree temp and only on my laptop now because I took some vicodin and can see clearly.

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2 the guys! When u say ur confused about ur feelings right now n its 2 an ex but u go n say things n do things that u used 2 do n say when dating..wat r u guys thinking n y r u doing that..n wat should the ex do, should we ignore it as nothing or respond Error does not compute. What did you just say, I can't read that mess of numbers and half words.

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I just met a guy i knew from the internet. He was very gentleman and was interested in knowing more about me. So far, he only asked me to join his friends for outings and activities but not on a one -to-one date. Doe that mean he isnt interested in me? Means the guys intelligent, would you really agree to meet someone from the net alone IRL?

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I had a dream last night and my close friend was in it, we were with a group of strangers and my friend didn't even acknowledge me, like maybe i didn't mean anything to them. What could this mean? That you had a dream about a group of strangers and your one friend abandoned you. In my oh so inexpert opinion I'd say you have trust issues, but most likely it's just a bad dream.

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How many books are in your home? I've been cleaning up, I recently sold about 300 to a used book store, and have everything I don't normally read boxed up. I have maybe 200 or more physical books. I've been collecting ebooks now, I currently have well over 600. I don't know if I'll ever get to them all, but I am reading the anita blake series right now.

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Do you think Hillary Clinton's remark about Robert Kennedy was offensive? What she said had merit, the way she said it had none. I don't understand how she got to be a politician if she can make a slip like that.

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When a king steps down off his throne, removes his crown and his robe, and goes out among his people dressed as on of them, has he put on a disguise, or taken one off? Put on a disguise, because no matter what he looks like, no matter how he acts, he is still a king and is used to being treated like it. He can play nice until things get hard, then he reverts back to his normal self. Everyone is like that, use to living in the way they do normally, people don't change easily or quickly.

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If your girlfriend has told you she's cheated on her ex 9 times should you trust her not to do it again now that she's said she's changed. I wouldn't, even if she admitted that, 9 times is not a mistake, it's a habit. Bad habits die hard.

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I sometimes give my wife a playful smack on the rump as I pass her by in the hallway. Should she divorce me? Oh yeah, you're an abusive male, stop physically and mentally debasing her!

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What is your favorite book SERIES? I love Harry Potter but I love the Gunslinger ones by Steven King more. I am starting a new one called Maximum Ride. My all time favorite is no doubt, The Dresden Files :). If ya wanna read them, all 10 books are here in quality html format; http://www.fenrirgreyback.com/dresden/

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How much am I supposed to tip my barber? If you have a constant barber, always tip him. Make it a good amount, I normally tip $3-$5 on a $11 cut. If you "skip around", tip well, but don't go out of your way, you won't be seeing him on a constant basis probably.

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Do men get over relationships quicker than women? my boyf took the idea of us breaking up and ran with it. he is happier and im getting worse by the day. i wasnt even that happy when i was with him! I've said it before, I'll say it again. Generalizing gets you no where, some people just drop everything and let the past be the past. Others sit around and mourn what could have been. Some are just laid back and don't let things bother them, your ex sounds like this kind.

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Where are the gays who try to straight people gay? I'm having trouble locating them. They lurk in the shadows, with their evil god hating eyes and black spandex/leather pants. Becareful, if your around them too much you might catch teh homo-ness.

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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.) Long John Silver Been watching too many pirate movies >_>

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When a man looks directly into a womans eyes while making love to her, what could he be thinking, whats the meaning? Why not ask the man you're in bed with? His is the only answer that should matter to you, after all every person is different and every answer would be unique.

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Besides unique spelling, or obvious references-can you tell an american question, or a question from europe? Yes, most people who can speak english as a second language show some signs of it. The same way I would be if I attempted to write in German for example. The sentences just don't flow perfectly, or they use a word that doesn't quite fit in the context. This isn't universal obviously, but it does seem to be true on a general scale.

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What is your opinion on the Saw films? Boring. Gore doesn't scare me, my head is what really creates the things that crawl in the dark. Any good horror director knows that whats in a persons head is worse than anything on screen. Suspense is the master piece of any horror film. Saw didn't have it.

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Do women's magazines like Vogue empower or oppress women? I don't think that any mere magazine can either empower you or oppress you. Those are big words for a few pages, the only way you can be oppressed by a magazine is if you let yourself be oppressed, the same goes with being empowered. Heres a little example you might find interesting, Real oppression: http://tinyurl.com/4yqqq5 Real empowerment: http://tinyurl.com/55s4sa

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Have you ever apologized (or said you were wrong) without meaning it? Of course, I do it when I need to. However it's mostly for the sake of politeness, one of my biggest faults is that I don't like admitting I'm wrong (one of my bigger ones used to be that I wouldn't admit to my flaws). If you get a sincere apology out of me it means I respect you more than I do most people.

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If a i told you was that i have blue hair, blond hair and C cups, what is your first thought about me? My absolutely first thought? "I didn't know women with blue armpit hair was in fashion". Yep, it really would be.

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When we walk, can I hold your hand? ... or do you prefer I put my arm around you? I'd prefer a side by side no touching slow mo walk down a street with the sun setting behind us while this song plays in the background. I've always wanted to do one of those 'action movie' walk ins. :)

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(Basic) Calculators are generally included in the cellphones for free. If these regular calculators can be installed in them for free, shouldn't graphing calculators as well? Lets be honest here, what percent of those who buy cell phones would use the graphing calculators? 5%? 10% at the most. It's not worth the cost of have someone design/port the software to peoples cellphones, it's really not.

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How do I get the cats to stop scratching at my bedroom door? I don't like them in there when I'm sleeping. I've actually seen a few inventive methods of taking care of this. Generally the whole idea is, cats hate sticky-hate it. With that in mind there are two solutions I've seen that work pretty well. Either put that sticky fly paper down in front of your door (they may bat at it though, making noise). Or, buy some two way tape and apply it to the bottom of your door, that way...

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Do you ever sleep with your pet? Yep, my kitten and my older cat sleep with me every night, the kitten normally somewhere around my head (she likes to bat at my hair >_>) and the older one either around my legs or at my back.

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Can some 1 write me a 3 paragraph report about vaccine? Who made it first? How is it used in modern days? What is the newest vaccine they are trying to make?WRITE AS IF A 7th or 8th grader typed it.NEED It BY to day You gotta be joking, right?

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I had cybersex with an ex while my fiance was trying to plan our wedding. the ex invited me over but i decided against it and immediatly ended the cybersex and havent spoken since. my fiance found out 2 months later..is this grounds to break up? Yes it is, and it'd probably be better for both of you. It'd save her the time having to deal with you, and you the money having to pay for the wedding and lose half your shit in a divorce.

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In your opinion, what is the most wholesome, clean show that's ever been on television, (one the whole family would watch, not just a children's show)? Full House, I watch it now sometimes, it can be fairly funny.

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Can computer speakers die, just like that? I turn mine on and the power doesn't even come on in them. :( They could have taken a shock somehow and 'blew' for lack of a better term, but you'd most likely have noticed that. Check your AC adapter, chances are that might be fried, or possibly the plug your using might not be working either.

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What's your average kills/deaths ratio when playing first person shooters? On a game I'm good at, I normally keep it a 2:1 ratio, sometimes if I'm playing on a 'noob' server I'll go anywhere from 4:1 to 10:1 if I'm on a map I'm good at, having a good day, and have the "feel" of the game down pat.

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In first person shooter video games, do you prefer silenced or unsilenced weapons? Why? It depends on the game. Some games I just can't play with a silenced weapon, it throws off how I aim. (I use my ears alot in any FPS game, I sometimes need to hear that gunshot to know I'm going.)

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Guys, do muscular arms on girls gross you out? It depends to what amount. I like a girl that can take care of herself and is fit, but at some point it goes from attractive to just disgusting.

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Would you get upset if you were going to see your s/o, and then once you found him or her, you saw someone else lying in his or her arms? Upset? Me? Nah! I'd probably go to the nearest hunting store, and buy some fox urine (yes you can buy it). Then come in with a squirt gun. That smell doesn't come off, I remember in my freshmen year some people thought it would be fun to spray our hallway with it. The janitor tried to scrub it off, but couldn't get it. They had to repaint the hallway and replace the...

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Do you think the media is biased towards some presidential candidates and caters to others? Yes, fox is so blatantly anti Obama/Pro republican that it's sickening. Likewise, some parts of MSNBC are pro obama/pro republican. Not all parts however, There are maybe two big ones, Matthews and to a far lesser extent Olbermann. The others (Morning Joe, Tuckerson, Abrams, Gregory) are more or less fair on the issues.

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What is first thing that comes to your mind when you see a guy with his top button of his shirt unbuttoned? I never button up my shirts to the top, it always makes me feel restricted. I normally don't even notice it.

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I am a pregnant 17 year old, what rights do i have as a mother to my child.Meaning do my parents have any say in anything to do with MY child, does the father(no longer together)legally have any say in anything i do with my child or is everything on me? Your parents can stop you from having an abortion in some states, the father has the right to see his child if it is born. He also has the requirement to pay child support for it. I'm fuzzy on adoption, but I'm fairly sure you can't be legally forced to give the child up unless the government has reason to believe you are an unfit parent.

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Are you a slave to answerbag? Nope, AB's actually gotten rather boring, it's incredibly easy to predict everyones answers to a question before I see them. I still like the site, but with the seemingly stagnant same group of members it gets boring.

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So after thinking I was pregnant because of missing my period for a month I finally had it this Wensday morning but by This Friday morning it was gone besides from a little tiny bit of pink which never has happened before, Could I still be pregnant? Now, I'm not a doctor, but this miiiight just help you. Maybe?

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If u r sleeping naked and someone will touch your body then what 'll be your action or reaction ---- ll you wait for his/her further action or something else... It depends on the situation...I live alone. If someones in there with me it's either a great night, a wonderful surprise, or uh oh, somethings gone wrong night.

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What would you do if you gave a 4 year old her birthday present, she opened it, then threw it down, proclaiming "ugh! I already have enough dolls!"? Next Christmas I'd find out the thing she wants most in the world, then pull one of these:

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Can you be fined for your internet going too fast? With just a bit of work you can alter most cable modems to go faster than the speed you'd normally be allowed to use, but this is illegal and will most likely see your service terminated and a court order sent flying your way. You can also Download more than you should on a given network, for example some ISP's impose limits (however these limits are often not open to the public)...

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After 2 weeks of pretty much zero AB activity I dropped only 1 all time leaderboard place. Doesn't this mean that there are very few active users here? There are really only 50 or so users that actively contribute on a daily basis. It seems to get more "competitive" the higher ranking you go, for instance I was pretty much inactive for 5 days besides answering a few comments and writing 3 or so answers. I've dropped 4 placed because of it. If you look at the score board, the rankings that most change are pretty much...

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Youre a guy...who do you choose a Mexican or Greek girl? Greek, She'd fit in with my family :).

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My girlfriend was hitting me so i pushed her back and she fell over, i did not mean to push her to the floor just push her back far enough to stop being hit. am i in the wrong? You're in the right. Judging from what you said in your question and answer, I'd suggest you run. Fast. If she's trying to claim you're aggressive when you were just defending yourself, imagine what she might say if you were alone with no witnesses! Run, run like the wind.

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I recently was try'n the male enhancement extenze...does anyone else have any suggestions as 2 what works better... Confidence in yourself, 'cause none of that works. Sorry man, but don't trust late night infomercials that run on comedy central (If I did I'd have every girls gone wild DVD since 2006 >_>.).

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Are guys attracted to cute and innocent girls? I'm fairly sure I used up my personal "insane woman" quota, I'd take cute and innocent over insane and kinky any day.

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Do you really think you're above the law? Nope, I got lucky a little while ago where someone refused to press charges in a relatively harmless case, but it would have ended badly if charges were pressed. Kind of gave me a wake up call.

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Which would you rather ride: the ferris wheel, the roller coaster, or the bumper cars? Roller Coaster! I remember the time I was on the Millenium Force, so fun!

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What is Senator John McCain's electability argument? He's Bush #3, he has no electability.

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ı'm doing a research about womens place in sports and culture if any one nows any thing help me please What sports? What culture? You're question is impossible to answer in it's current form, please revise.

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What do you think of Hitler? you like him or dislike, why? Oh great guy, great guy. You know, if you ignore the genocide, WWII, meth addictness, sadistic nature of him, just like ignore the final 20 years of his life, he was a great guy.

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Using three words or less, describe your current local weather? Hot. Hot. HOT.

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Are you cool ?? or Are you hot..? No, yes. freaking 92 degree's in here even with all my windows open!

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Do you believe you should wait to have sex after marriage? I don't believe in marriage at all ;).

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I read somewhere that when you are about to be executed, they don't allow you to commit suicide. They have guards with guns looking at you 24/7 so you don't commit suicide. Is that true? What you think about it? I don't know about the guns, but yes you are on observation to make sure you don't try to off yourself. Personally I never really got the point of the DP (besides to save state money). I'd much rather be executed than stay in prison for 40+ years, but maybe thats just me.

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It must be very frustrating to be a cat and have all the wisdom of the ages entrusted to you, yet to be cursed to life without opposable thumbs or a functioning voice box. Don't you agree? Nope, They're content to lay in the sun and have the occasional drink of milk every now and then.

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Who do you believe to be more malicious socially, men or women? I don't like generalizations however in this case I will answer women. Not because I believe either sex is more capable of being cruel (oh no, both are equally capable there), but rather because women just operate more in social conditions. I've never seen a man walk into a room, and have a group of other men look at him, giggle softly, then ignore him throughout a whole conversation....

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On what basis does George W. Bush compare Democrats to Nazi? Takes one to know one.

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Men rip clothes and force sex, women seduce and force sex. Shouldn't both be called rape? No, but if you really wish to call it that. If a woman wants to 'rape' me, I guess I'll be forced to submit =/.

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Miley Cyrus is singing on my radio. Should I allow the media to poison my view of her and shut the radio off immediately? You don't need to listen to the media, listen to the evil things voice! It makes my ears bleed!

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Ooh! Can I have that blueberry? Well if you really want it >_>.

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Ok... I think I have what you need right here. Who wants some?! Jesus Christ, give me that steak!

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Why don't people comment on how "well spoken" Hilary Clinton is ? why do people make a big deal of how well Barack Obama speaks as if it's a surprise someone of color can speak so well. I don't care who downrates me or flags me either ! It's not because he's black, it's because he is a very inspirational speaker. Put frankly, Clinton isn't "well spoken" compared to Obama, not even close.

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Do you use your tongue as a weapon? If so, why? I prefer to use it for other things :P.

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Am I the only one that finds it suspicious, and extremely over the top that AB has put a couple of our well known users in the PB until 2035? Don't you find that to be quite excessive? Maybe I'm missing something but..Waaaah? Who's in the box, and why?

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A women on the bus today, said , "That a good women has to love shoes", do you believe thats true? Nope, I know plenty of women who couldn't care less about their shoes, but are more woman than those mindless little things with nothing else to think about besides fashion.

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Do you think it is normal for your mother in law to insist and still washing her sons clothes? Nope not really, but if she insists! Takes work off both your backs!

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Could you please list three reasons why you support (or don't) Hillary Clinton? Don't -She's the most funded candidate by the defense industry. -She's the most funded candidate by the health industry. -She can't get an original line.

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What do you do when a bratty little 7th grade girl calls you gay and stupid and fat? (sorry i wont just ignore it tried for 1 year allready she wont stop) You could take the high road (IE the smart thing to do) and just tell her to fuck off. Always works well. Or you could be mean, next time she starts just call her an insecure cunt who needs to belittle others because she's afraid everyone will realize just how pathetic she is. Either way works fine, I personally prefer ignoring it. May not make the best reputation, but you...

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How many friends do you have on your friend thing on AB? Zero :). I use to keep my list current with those I felt were fairly decent on AB, but the feedback kept overwhelming my profile page. Got very annoying, so I deleted em all.

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When is the worst time to ask your boss for a raise? exactly 22 seconds after he's served divorce papers. This is just enough time for him to read the header and opening statement.

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My EX Boyfriend Rob Blanssentt threatened to hang up on me when I call him Why did he do that? Because he's your exboyfriend and you're the stalking ex-girlfriend who won't leave him alone. Seems simple enough to me.

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Are there any true aphrodisiacs? Honestly, no there isn't. There is no true chemical aphrodisiac besides whats in your head. What makes aphrodisiacs seem to work is the thought of them, rather than their chemical affects. It's all in your mind, if you believe you'll be sexually stimulated, it probably will happen, but it's not what you're eating.

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My friend touches herself down there,in front of friends, and in public...why would she be doing this? Why not ask? Could be anything, starting from an itch and incredibly bad manners to other things that wouldn't be reasonable to assume at this point.

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Is there an inexpensive way for two PCs to share a dial-up connection? (Reduced bandwidth is not a concern and a second phone line is not an option.) Can't you just get a line splitter and feed two phone lines to each PC? They cost less than 50 cents. But...Dial up? Why would you even still use dial up, much less use two PC's with it >_>.

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Have you ever had a premonition? My son told he dreamed that he died. A month later he died in his sleep the same night he died he had a strange distant stare, he looked at me as if it he wouldn't see me again was it a coensodence he was only 15. I don't believe in premonition so to speak, however I do believe that the human mind records every little detail that we see, even if our conscience mind doesn't realize it, and those details can manifest in dreams, or as instincts. It's very possible your son may have realized it on some level that his body was failing. It's also possible that it was just a bad dream,...

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If your ex didn't have their own bank account and kept having their wages paid into yours causing you to have to keep meeting him/her to hand over the money what would you do? Huh, it's in my account? Sounds like it belongs to me.

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Should rapists get capital punishment? Possibly, though I'm rather split on the issue. First we must define rape. Rape BY LAW is unwanted sexual intercourse where consent was not freely given. However, in many states it's 'rape' if you have intercourse with someone once they've had a certain amount of alcohol. Meaning that consent cannot be given by a drunk person. Meaning of course, that say...

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My grandson has been given a dell inspiron 400 laptop running windows 2000 but dosent know the password the last owner is deceased and there is no instruction books with it any ideas please. http://www.petri.co.il/forgot_administrator_password.htm No indepth knowledge needed, perfect for you.

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Will George W. Bush push for amnesty before he leaves office, in order to maximize gains among Hispanic voters in 2008? Please, no matter what the republicans did, nothing could get them the hispanic bloc vote. Nothing.

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What does your couch look like? The one I have is actually something I grabbed second hand for scot cheap, so it's not perfect. It's a "wraparound" type that hugs my living room walls and raps around the middle of the room. Kind of creating a "living area" for TV etc, and a walk way for me and any guests to get into the house.

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Can my ex-husband take custody of our 3-year-old daughter if I plan to move in with my boyfriend? If your child is put in danger because of this, than yes he can, or he can attempt to at least. Courts normally don't let fathers have their children even in some bad circumstances.

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Which is worse--inflation or recession? ... They both influence each other, recession normally causes more inflation, and inflation is always a problem during a recession. That said, inflation is more damaging long term, if not reversed it destroys an entire economy. Empires always fall because of economic problems, not military. Look at Rome for example. Inflation is always at the center of it all.

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Why don't responsible democrats take a moment and do the background search into the Clinton years, to find out for themselves, about 'all' the criminal activity that surrounded them?... scared... Why don't all the "responsible" republicans do a background check on Reagon and look at his track record? It's the same reason, all the partyists-republicans and democrats (republicrats) feel the need to champion someone. It's ignorant and foolish, but thats politics.

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What in your opinion is the least important emotion? Some would argue that there are really only two real emotions, and the rest are all just deviations of those two. Love and Fear. This is what I believe at least. Neither are useless, fear is our bodies way of protecting us, tossing us in Fight or Flight mode, and keeping us from dying. On the other hand, love allows people to make an attempt to coexist with others and create families, lives,...

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My girlfriend found out that i was on a pay naked website that they do everything for you and she broke up with me .Its been 3 days she dont pick up the phone finally did and we set a date to talk what should i say to her Buckle your pride and be prepared to take a few verbal kicks that will most likely question you, your manhood, your trust, your relationship, etc etc. Normally I'd say that the porn wasn't a big deal, but from what it sounds like, you were on a webcam site, which changes it from porn, to some kind of online prostitution thing. Only you pay more for less.

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I have just abandoned all hope in the human race ever evolving past a kind of mutant monkey with a slightly smaller brain than the average dolphin. Do you agree with me? (See answer inside) ...

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Who do you think was the cruelist dictator in the past 500 years? Can be from ANY country of course. If you wish, name two. ONE should be obvious. I'll take Stalin for 500 jerry.

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When playing hide -n- seek, where was your favorite place to hide? At my friends house I once climbed up into the support beans in his garage. Was never found, ever.

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Passport-application officials single women out in Uganda to verify their Ugandan nationality based on the whether their derrieres and legs are sufficiently large. (The East African (Nairobi), 11-20-07] ) Is this discrimination or just plain obsessive? If this is actually true (which I doubt) I'd say it's discrimination.

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What makes you cry in private? The epilogue to Harry Potter. Crying and throwing up at the same time, it was disgusting.

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Are you straight,bi-sexual,gay, or neither? Bisexual, though right now I'm so sleep deprived I'd classify myself as a-sexual.

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How hard is high school how is it differant than 8th grade Theres a large difference. In (The American system at least) at any time before 9th grade you can fail every single class, every single one. You can not show up, and you can skip. And you'll still pass. That shit doesn't fly in high school, it isn't that hard really, but you have to be in class, you have to learn your shit, and you have to pass. As soon as you hit high...

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Is anyone else as addicted to this games as I am? http://www.ninjakiwi.com/bloons.html Not to that game, but I am addicted to Urban Terror. Here are a small portion of my stats. http://www.gametracker.com/player/iamthereaper/ That tracker only covers maybe 1/2 of the servers I go to frequently, and if you add the minutes together (I did, I don't expect anyone else to) from just that tracker, it adds up to about 9 days of game play. From just 6 months of playing, 9...

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Should a gay or lesbian couple be allowed to adopt a child? Read your answer, it has no worth what-so-ever. Yes gay and lesbian couples should 'be allowed' (as if the state should have any say in the matter at all) to adopt children. Discrimination isn't the parents fault, it's the community at large's fault. Limiting both a child to a miserable childhood and two possibly loving parents because of something they can't...

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Wife pardons Husband's killer after receiving money??? http://www.arabtimesonline.com/client/pagesdetails.asp?nid=16249&ccid=22 If the article is to be believed, the wife is bitch who deserves to be shot. A stupid bitch at that, she didn't even receive that much cash in the first place! Also...Whats the question?

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Who falls "harder" in love, a man or a woman? Error:Does not compute. People are individuals, generalizing does nothing.

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Does mascara and heels make a woman look slutty? Only if they're clear heels.

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Why am I leaving? The reasons are contained in some of my recent questions. I would also like this post to be a public apology for my offensive treatment of users Jen-Jen and MN. -sm00z ...

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How do you classify those that ridicule you? Don't bother classifying them, they all cling to insulting me in the hopes that my greatness may rub off on them.

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Does AB have a blog? If not, when? http://www.answerbag.com/blog ... two inches. literally two inches from the main questions on AB homepage.

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Sen. Clinton want's a 90 minute, unmediated debate with Sen. Obama. Why and how will it affect the Democratic party's run against Sen. McCain? This always happens, when one contender is down but close to out, she/he ALWAYS asks for a new debate. Sometimes moderated, sometimes not. Obama won't do it, he has nothing to gain and everything thing to lose. How would this affect the race? Well, Clinton is currently cutting down the only real contender against mccain, the debate would only make it worse.

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If your 13 year old boy keeps throwing all his clean and dirty clothes on his bed room floor and you tell over and over to clean it up and he is very slow a bout it is it better to hire a maid or take every thing from him like games and tv stuff? None of the above. He thinks it's his private space, so be it. If he won't take care of his stuff, it's not your job. Don't do his laundry, don't do any cleaning around his space, etc etc. Within 2 weeks he'll have it all off his floor, he doesn't want to be the stinky kid next to the cute girl in class.

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Is Sony sexist for having a Walkman, but no Walkwoman? Everything is sexist according to some people, these people are not intelligent. They generally see a patriarchy fuzz around everything, no matter what. Ignore them, they only bring headaches.

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If a fist fight was inevitable, would you swing first? Nope, I don't want to be sued after I lay a royal beating on someone.

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Isn't it crazy how prices for food, gas and beer even are going up? Yeah, that poor beer, waiting to be drunk...but sitting there knowing no one can afford it. It must feel so used.

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How do you do this kind of math? I'm trying to help my son with his homework, here's an example: 15 - (4m - 5) = 32 Okay, this is algebra, it's fairly simple. First you have to remember that anything in parenthesis gets done first. So lets see. 15-(4m-5)=32 15-(4*-3-5)=32 15-(-12-5)=32 15-(-17)=32 15+17=32 m=-3 There are other ways to solve these type of things, but I've always found that to be the simplest. The only real thing to remember here are your order of operations....

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Is it more important wanting what you got instead of having what you want? Nope, what I want sets a dream, what I have sets the current circumstances. I can only change my circumstances by having a dream and acting on it.

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Do you have a girlfriend? Nope :). The joys of being single, being able to sleep for 11 hours without having to worry about arranging dates, oh god it's worth the lack of any sexual contact. Almost.

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I am 33 will be 34 in 2 months Go search for the fountain of youth.

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My lesbian friends girlfriend slept with my husband while him and i were seperated outta spite. should i forgive him we have a 10year daughter together. Well you two were seperated...What do you have to forgive him for?

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I am 18, and my gf is 14. Apparently there was a new law passed yesterday with respect to the legal age of consent in Ontario. Her parents consent to our relationship, and we are soon to become sexually active. Legally, do I have anything to worry about? Uh huh. When things go sour (and they will) and the girl ends up crying, she will press charges, or her parents will. Ya know the sayings, "Nothing like a woman scorned", and "fifteen will get ya twenty". Besides that, you'd have a lot to answer for morally. Being sexually active with a 14 year old, when you're 18? What the fuck is wrong with you man? I...

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What do you like least about the USA? Also, do you think we are actually a "free" country? Hypocrite country, hypocrite politicians, the vast majority of the population is incredibly stupid. The political system is in tatters, people vote skin color (that is when they vote) over money. The uneducated masses drag down what could be a quality system. People are enslaved by the capitalist system which feeds them, but also keeps them down, those that try to get educated are ridiculed...

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How would you rate your physical fitness from 1-10? Maybe an 8. I'm not super athlete, but I take care of myself.

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Do you think non-smokers should indicate to people that smoke how bad they smell? Don't smokers realize how offensive they are to non-smokers? In some situations yes. I don't like being around smokers when I'm eating for one. If someone is smoking around me when I'm having a bite I'll ask them politely to put it out. If they don't, I get rude.

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What is your view on Disney's Hipocracy on Miley Cyrus pictures vs their billboards featuring Underage models in underwear in China? http://consumerist.com/5007420/disney-upset-about-risque-hannah-montana-pics-underaged-girls-on-their-billboards-in-china Said it before, I'll say it again. 1-Cryus is an annoying little fad that I hope crashes and burns one day. Really, I really do. 2-That underwear add was...Disturbing to say the least. 3-Look at these pictures, tell me what the difference is (besides that one looks like a very ugly vampire.) They are the same Cyrus.

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If you had a slave for a day what would you have them do? Could I have multiple slaves? If I could have like...30 I'd get a camera crew, then make my life like a old fashion kind for one day. Dancing girls, court jester, jilted subjects, etc etc. Film it and just watch it any time I'm having a bad day. I can dream right?

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I have repetative doubts about my love for my boyfriend. Why is this? Could it possibly be...Doubts about your love for your boyfriend?

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How can I dump a needy guy without hurting him? (I've tried once, but he cried so much I took him back) You can't, break it off, make it fast. badabing, badaboom.

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How many names can YOU think of for money? NOT WIKIPEDIA 4034 names. However it would be below my dignity to actually name them.

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I have never tried drugs before but I am starting to hang out with people who smoke pot,they never pressure me to do anything they understand I dont like drugs or do it but everyone is telling me I am doomed to doing them my self is this true? Obviously you have free choice in the matter, either to do it or not to do it. On the side, weed really isn't a drug so much as an herb. It's not going to hurt you, addict you, make you see funny colors, or any other of the bullshit you've heard in school.

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My man has cheated on me and I want him to feel how bad it hurts. My girlfriends and I are going out dancing, should I hook up with a guy and leave photos in my phone for him to see us making out? I want him to feel my pain I feel. No, thats not "getting back", thats being a bitch. Actually it's being a cunt, but I normally don't like using that word. He cheated on you, yes, it's a terrible act. However did he do it with the express idea of hurting you as you want to do to him? Even more important, do you want to sink to that level? Is your personal morality that flexible that you'll...

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IM 11 DO U THINK IM TO YOUNG TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND Absolutely. Dating is overrated anyway. Have friends, have boys that are friends, and don't involve yourself that is the drama of relationships until you have to. Trust me, you'll prefer it that way.

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Bin Laden's son has been banned from entering the UK. I think its discriminating, why should he be punished for his dad's actions? Thoughts? Don't care. really don't. If I could I'd institute a manhunt for anyone with any blood relation to Bin Laden. then hold them hostage with intention to kill unless big Daddy himself came out.

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If Hell froze over, would you become a vegetarian? What would it take? Nope, I love my steak. I'd have to be dead to not eat it.

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If you donate to a charity, and that charity turns out to be a fraud. Would you still consider your donation as a donation or just money not-so-well spent? I'd consider going down to the 'charity' and drop kicking the one responsible.

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Why do you delete a friend off your friends list forever? I erased my whole friends list mostly because the whole 'friends feedback' was getting extremely annoying. So I just took everyone off :).

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Where do you buy your music? I don't. None of the stores near me have my taste in music, and those that do have the prices jacked up to extreme amounts. No thank you. Download instead, at least I can be sure I'm getting a quality release.

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Do you actually thank you know me, and what makes you think you do? Nope, don't know you. What makes me think so? I've seen your name around the site and had you attempt to reprimand me once, but besides that I don't think I've ever really interacted with you.

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Im locked out of my house and i have to use the bathroom, what do i do? Well you have a few options. 1-Talk to your neighbors 2-Try to get a spare key 3-Kick in your door (It's actually very easy once you get the mechanics right)

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Have you ever had an AB user post a nasty question or answer about you after having a conversation with them? If so, what did you do about it? Nope, but I've had comments about me ranging from a "insignificant mean person" to a "jackass who should be put in prison and beat up". What did I do? Nothing really, I told one to gtfo because the person commenting was clearly an idiot who couldn't read correctly, and the others I can't really remember. I'm sure it was something rather pointed. From...

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Has you fantasized about anyone of the same sex? Uh huh. Then again I'm bisexual, so I suppose it's normal eh?

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Just how many more times is Reverand Wright gonna shoot Obama in the foot? Wow, coming from you common I expected a much more slanted question! This one is actually a decent fairly balanced one. Wright is obsessed with himself. He's figured out how he can get back in the spotlight after he was shafted out of the church. Now he wants to make himself known, and he's going to do it using Obama, no matter what the consequences are.

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I think my partner is cheating. He will never admit it to my face. I am sure I will find something in his email inbox. Should I check it? I know its wrong, but its the only way to know. I don't want to leave him. I just want to know the truth. Check it if you want, though if he's cheating I doubt he'd be stupid enough to actually leave evidence in his email. To the person who suggested going into cell phone records-thats not "snooping", thats bordering on stalking. Hell, it's crossed the border into full out stalkerness. Email=okay. cell phone records=stalker. EDIT: To be clear, I don't find the...

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How do you know your downloading status on the software eMule? Under the transfers tab, it just says "waiting" and shows no progress. is this normal and will eventually start downloading the song? Honestly, emule is slooooooow. It can take hours to even START a download, not counting how long it actually takes go finish. Torrent>emule.

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Can you recommend any good fanfiction, of your own or others? I'm into Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter...and pretty much anything else. Just name it. Yes, yes I can. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/My_Immortal Just for kicks, it's either written by a mentally retarded monkey, or as satire. Either way it's funny. No really, I don't know what you like, So I'll just toss some random links out. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1962685/1/ Fairly good, it's complete. Good action scenes. ...

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Mah mispelins, dey earitayt yu? ...

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How old were you when you finally grew up and started acting responsibly? Act responsibly? Error, does not compute.

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I am creating my own religion, any ideas Make it about the basement kitteh and the ceiling kitteh!

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Had a really rocky home life for as long as I can remember. Recently I started having symptoms of depression. Therapist put me on Effexor. How do I know if I really have depression or my home life is just affecting me? If you have depression, don't rely on medication if you can! Studies show that exercise can be JUST AS EFFECTIVE at treating depression as any medication! Try it before you try medication, it's free, it's easy, it helps your physical appearance, and it helps your mental health! Whats not to love?

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Another question for the computer geeks on AB. Often when I watch videos on line, like on Youtube, the volume is very, very low even if I turn it up completely both on my pc and on the video itself. Would attaching a speaker to my pc help at all? Well does it do the same from offline media stored on your local HDD? If you're trying to use the internal speaker (shipped in most standard work/school computers) Than all media is going to sound like shit. So you will need an additional speaker.

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I am 4 1/2 months pregnant and married my husband 2 months ago. He's become abusive again after 4 years since a restraining order was ordered and I need to get out asap but he's threatening to take custody of our unborn child. What are my rights? Please, it's almost impossible for a father to get custody even if he's the perfect person, an abusive husband has no rights what-so-ever.

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Why isn't 'Chinese' spelled 'Chineze' in the USA? English hasn't fallen that far yet.

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Who else here wants to ROCK OUT with their GLOCK OUT? No...Too many cops...to many guns...I might die and have some drugs sprinkled on me.

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I hate boys, who needs em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, if by "boys" you mean "males" than you. Go ask your mommy how you were made.

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I met the most wonderful woman online about three months ago. I fell in love with her. We shared everything about ourselves. At least I thought we did. I knew she had five kids. She is a divorcee. I just found out, the 5 kids are by 5 different daddys. Dude. Run. Run like the fucking wind.

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Who would like to join me and give them trolls a big ol' hug? If by "hug" you mean throw them in prison and hope they get sodomized with a broom handle, then yes.

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Am I the only one who sees questions regarding symptoms of illness and just thinks - "Go to the doctor or take the animal to the vets?" Yes, yes you are. There are those that can either not afford to see a doctor, those that ARE in fact going to a doctor but would like the opinion of the community, or those that wish to know if going to a doctor is needed at all. Am I the only one who sees questions about other questions and just thinks "how is this helpful to the community at all?".

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Two women meet, one is a wife, the other is the former mistress of that wife's husband. The mistress starts mouthing off. What should the wife do? There are only two options, only two. Option one-Bikini mud wrestling. Tape it, upload it online. Option two-Be the better woman and tell her to fuck off, then ignore her. But go with option one. Please?

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What's the worst thing to say to someone who has just lost their wedding ring? "I found your ring. I want one grand for it." This really happened. http://glennsacks.com/blog/?p=2099

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Who else thinks COMCAST sucks? Oh you know, with the traffic shaping, the monitoring of your service, and the reporting to the MPAA and the RIAA, whats not to love?

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Why do men lie about looking at porn? Let me give you a typical scenario of what happens when porn gets brought up. (NOTE:This is satire, angry women-Don't comment, I don't care how upset you are) Woman-"Honey were you looking at porn?" Man-"Yes" Woman-"Okay" *Woman than logs onto AB* Woman on AB-"OMG my husband looks at porn! What should I do? This makes me feel so...

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Why does there seem to be so many desperate, needy, and or neurotic people on AB? People with the alias "Cleopatra-Queen of Denial" tend to draw them here. Meaning of course, it's all your fault.

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Cus i didnt want to fat daddy Lyk cuzzz I lyk gotterz 5 ptzzz!

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Why are men afraird to cry? Some are, not me. I just don't very often, not much of a need for it. Where has crying ever got anyone besides a bad movie?

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Are you running away from anything like I am? I'm running away from my shadow, but the damn things fast!

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Ok, who is the wanker that downrates questions about erections as a matter of course? That'd be her. Probably had a bad experience.

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Why "Black as the Ace of Spades"? Why not "Black as the Ace of Clubs"? Because a spade is so much cooler.

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Do you think that the FLDS children should be returned? Why or why not? As far as I know a good portion of them were being sexually assaulted. No...

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How do I deal with a troll on Answerbag? Track the troll down, tie him/her up, and throw human feces around his/her house. What? Never seen southpart?

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When was the last time you wore shorts? About ten minutes ago before I layed down and curled up with my laptop.

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If your bedroom had to be either very hot (>80F) or very cold (<60F), which would you pick? I've currently got my air conditioning set at 50 degrees. I'm like a freaking snow man in the summer, give me cold or give me death! (cold would be better.)

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Okay was is emo made fun of so much? 'emo' is a subculture who's whole existence is based on shitty corporate music, and little suburban (white) teens crying about how bad they've got it. Whats not to despise?

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Were can you download the sims 2 for free on pc? http://www.mybittorrent.com/info/270495/

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When son was out side about to cross the street and he was unable to see around the parked cars in the street so he stepped foward alittle and a car hit him who do i sue? Yourself, be a parent. I'd say you should kill yourself to avoid reproducing, but that ships sailed. I hope your son didn't inherit your special brand of 'intelligence'.

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When a cop pulls you over, do you have the right to ask him/her for their name and badge number? Can they refuse? Yes you can, no they can't.

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Are you ready for a nude AB calendar.. what month do you want to be? Oh god no, people please keep it on. There are children here! Well....July, oh god it's so warm :D.

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Some of us would say i'd do anything for love, Is that true? If you need to jump down a 14 storey building for love would you do it? Not unless she's coming with me! I'm selfish, but at least I admit it.

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Is there really a condition in men known as "Blue Balls"? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls Apparently.

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What would you do, if your found out your teenage son, hit his girlfriend? 1-I'd find out the context. A knee-jerk reaction with no idea what happened to culminate in physical violence does absolutely nothing. 2-I'd react after I knew the facts. Depending on what happened it could be anything from taking him outback, to whatever else.

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Is peer to peer safe? If you're not a total and complete idiot, than yes.

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Are you proud of your AB Profile and hoping members stop by to read your words? Nope, if you're really that interested in the ceiling kitteh and the basement kitteh, you have too much time on your hands.

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Who else would like to be my Posi-Troll buddy? I just gained one but all are welcome! So, who's in it with me? No, positrolling is only detrimental to the site, puts too much focus on points and less on Q&A.

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Does a purely sexual relationship have its ups and downs, in and outs? Yes, the up is the sex, the down is the time her boyfriend finds out and comes a-knocking.

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Can you give me a clever use for duct tape? Someones hairy back+duck tape=revenge!

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How rare are you? Your chances of finding another me are 1/6.5 billion.

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Do you like japanese food? (not just sushi) The only "Japanese" food I eat is instant ramen, and I don't even know if thats originally from Japan >_>.

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If you could still pass for 15, would you go trick-or-treating? Noooo thank you! Trick-or-treating was hell after I turned 9. Up until then we went for about 7 hours (6 PM to 1 AM). When I turned nine the city put a limit of it to 9 PM (yes they can do that). We never got more than a half a bag after that. Use to have like 4 bags by the time we were done :(.

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Racism on AB? maybe?

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Should i be more worried that my boyfriend of a year lied to me about looking at 18-21 yr old porn than the porn itself? Porn doesn't matter, honestly. It's all fantasy, as in never-gonna-happen. Now the lying, thats something to be concerned about, ask him why he lied, instead of getting angry, find out what the problem was to begin with.

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If you were starring in a slasher film, what would you pick as your method of demise? A chainsaw perhaps or something less conventional? I wouldn't, I'd be the slasher.

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Are all stereotypes bad for you and can someone give me 5 argumentive points on the question Stereotypes are generally bad given that they are inherently a generalization about a group of people. (example:Women never shut up, men only want one thing, black guys like fried chicken, etc etc) A good point-Great fodder for comedians.

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If music is nothing but 7 notes(O.K, may be 12 notes..), why is that a particulary arranged pattern of these notes so very memorable and appealing? Huh...

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True story: My high school gym class, playing dodge ball, the star running back of the football team on steroids mercilously slammed a dodge ball against a prone lad's head instead of just tapping him with the ball to tag him out. What are you thoughts? When he gets out of school he'll do something stupid, get sent to prison, and then get ass-raped for 3 to 5 years. Ahh, karma, isn't it great?

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So what is everyone's plans for the weekend? I'm chrimy shoppin, getting my hair cut, and visiting friends. Meeting with some people, it's finally warm out here :D. Either going to the beach, or to a pool.

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OUCH!!!!! did you just..... PINCH me? No. It was actually a dart tipped with poison. Now be good or I wont give you the antidote.

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What was the last song you sang along with in the car? Three Doors Down-going down in flames. I feel bad for the other drivers around me, I'm terrible >_>.

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Is it worse to be a highly talented, creative woman that is not good at running a household than to be a highly efficient, organized, emotionally dry mother type? I feel awful that I cannot be the latter. I would give anything to be a good homemaker type. People are good at different things, if you're not one thing, than be another. That said, a bigger problem would be modesty ;).

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I delivered too my second son 6 weeks ago, but think i could be pregnant. Is this possible? No... Isn't there like a 6-8 week waiting period after you deliver before you even start to do the deed again?

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Is truth out of context still truth? When is truth truly true? Truth is subjective, your truth may not be my truth, just as my truth may not be your truth. Therefor truth is only true to the individual.

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Are men enslaved to physical attraction? Just as much as women are enslaved to shiny things like diamonds :P.

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Who taught you how to read? My grandmother taught me the start, she use to read the bible to me when I was younger. After that I never got interested until I was about 8, when I started reading Harry Potter. After that I taught myself how to speed read (comes naturally really).

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WHY WHY WHY? Because I said so. Now go get me a drink of water or I'll say something else.

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I got my points mostly from my questions not my answers.. what about you? Questions: 301 3074 95% Answers: 6614 38219 95% Comments: 3212 Moderation: 133 600 95% Answers.

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Males:(but females can answer to)- Would you feel comfortable if a female (Hillary Clinton) became president? I want your opinions!!! It would be fine if a WOMAN became president, however, not Clinton. She's just as corrupt as G.W.B. She is: -The most heavily funded candidate by the DEFENSE INDUSTRY (Thats blackwater-type companies for the ignorant) -The most heavily funded candidate by the HEALTH industries (all those companies that make the pills, the doctors, etc etc. The people that don't give two...

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Who's for a game of Twister..... Naked and with baby oil? What, no whip cream? Freddy where is your imagination today?

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Has this ever happened to you? JUST as you are getting to sleep, suddenly your legs or arms jerk hard enough to wake you up? Does that have a name? Yes, but normally it's my upper body that does it. Like I'll be right there, and suddenly half my body will be off the bed and I'm wondering what in the world happened.

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I air-dry my medium-length hair everytime I wash my hair, but I've constantly been scolded that when I become of old age, my brain and vision will be terribly affected and damaged because of this and I MUST blow-dry my hair. Is this even proven at all? No, it's all bullshit. Just a fun fact, blow drying actually damages your hair.

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When does keeping it real go to far? (Chappelle reference) When you beat down someone for looking at you wrong. "I keeps it real!...in Jail".

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How would you describe today's society in regards to homosexuals? Work In Progress.

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Will you allow the school van driver to give sweets to your kids, especially for girl kids? Why not...My bus driver did it all the way through 3rd-5th grade. There was never anything inappropriate about it.

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If you found out I was stalking you, would you freak out? Not freak out, but I'd light you on fire.

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Knowing what little of me as you do now, how would you react if I told you I were in love with you? Jump into your arms, grab your wallet, and run.

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Have people been saying things about me? Yep, we all know about your secret affair with that US congressmen. Don't deny it.

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What do you think about the push by an Australian gay lobby group that wants schools to ban the words 'mum and dad' and the use of 'man and wife'?...I think stupid statements like this do not help at all the cause of gays and lesbians at all Can't both sides just agree to fuck off and stop trying to effect my life? I get it, you're here, you're queer, I'm used to it, now STFU. I get it, you ain't be liking dem gays 'round you. Who cares. STFU. See, I can solve debates within a half-a-minute,

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Can anyone tell me how to modify a wii or xbox360/ps2 cd into a pc game? No. Download an emu, then download the roms. Pretty simple.

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Would you date a guy who was is in his thirties, and is still living....And supported by his parents? Why/Why not? Hahahahahaha. Wait wait I'm not done yet. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Ok almost there. hahaha. Ok I'm cool. No! Take some responsibility!

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Am downloading this particular file using using a dial up connection (EVDO) and utorrent. now, the up load speed is much higher than the download speed. I would be happy to help others by seeding, but naturally, download has tobe complete. pls help on a DIAL UP connection? Jesus what speeds are you getting, .5/1. kbs?

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How did you find me? I thought I was hiding pretty well. Heat+night vision goggles, you never really stood a chance.

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Where have all the girl geeks gone? Scared off by the twats on the internetz? http://xkcd.com/322/

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Who ever gets elected President, What should they do about the War in Iraq,? Get out. Yesterday. Neo-cons, don't bother commenting. I don't care what you have to say. Your idea's are clouded by rhetoric and partyism, your not worth my time.

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If you were given one power, what would it be? me? i woul personaly have a reality changing remote, undo button included. The ability to give orders to anyone, that they would have to follow. Doesn't sound so cool? Think of it this way, I meet a robber on my way home. He wants my money, and he's got a gun. "I command you to...die." bang bang. Now I'm safe, and I can take his wallet :).

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If someone says "Quick, Duck!!!" what's the worst thing that you could see flying at your head? An adult Tiger. Because after it lands on me, it's gonna be angry. Very angry.

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The democrats want national healthcare, does anyone have any idea what this will entail in regards to infrastructure in the support of, government employment, price, taxes etc., and do we want the government to run such a operation. I'd answer this if it was a question instead of some wanna-be neocon trying to spout his political beliefs. You fail.

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Do guys just want one thing? Yes, yes I do. Now I'll take my steak medium rare, marinated over night, and cooked over a nice steady flame from a charcoal grill. Theres no need for you to stay, probably keep me up all night talking.

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Do you have Pop Tarts in your house right now? Cherry ftw!

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When will southparkzone.com be back? Never used it, I always found this better: http://allabout-sp.net

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A 21-year-old NSW mother has admitted injecting contaminated water into the intravenous drip of her hospitalised six-month-old son with intent to harm him. She says she was not in control of herself at the time, and so is innocent. What do you think? Thats unforgivable Normally I'd be willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt, however when you admit to it-Well, fuck you, fuck your rights, and fuck your "unable to control yourself" excuse. That's a pretty complicated process, if she could do it without "being in control of herself", than she deserves to die, just to make sure she...

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If WWII boosted America's economy after the war, would it be plausible that the U.S. would intentionally try to start WWIII in order to attempt to regain it's economy? Let me explain this to you. War=big manufacturing boom. US=No have big manufacturing ability anymore. China=Do have manufacturing. The sum of these points:No

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How many folks on here have a myspace page? omg omg omg! I lyk s0 h@v3 a mypsace p@g3! Lyk it mkez me fell sooooo wonderfulz! Wait no, I have thoughts.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening and is weakest when it has the most legs? isn't this just another one of those man riddles? Crawling when born walking in midlife Using a cane as an old man. So-a human.

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Iv just found out my fiance has been cheating. I only found out because i found a txt! He slept with her in our bed while i was away at my nans funneral. She told me he told her he had feelings for her but said he loved me! Am i fool to take him back? Wow, normally I'm the one to defend cheating spouses on this site, but jesus christ! Yes!

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Nancy Grace....Can't decide whether I love her or hate her. Can you? Oh how I hate that bitch with a passion!

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I use opera as my browser, it has got mouse gestures, do you know any other freeware browser that is equally good? Firefox, it's just...Perfect.

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I'm not at all surprised. Did you think you could shock me? I find that the best way to relax after a tough day at working killing babies and eating their genitals is to take a nice soothing bath in the blood of virgins whom I harvest using diamonds and stacks of cash. Don't worry, I put their skin to good use also, it makes wonderful rugs. I don't believe in wasteful-ness. So, surprised?

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Are there any CL online atm? Andy just answered a question a few minutes ago...So that'd be a yes.

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Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. what would you think of your boyfriend if he sends you such an email after an argument? I'd say he took a very normal female joke, changed the gender roles, and sent it to me. Read it the other way around. Men are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. It's a very old joke, annoying, sexist either way it bites, and generally unoriginal. Don't quit the day job.

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Me? No, the invisible pink floating unicorn behind you. Get outta the way!

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Do you think you have the talents to be Miss Singapore Universe 2008? No, I'm missing a few important bits and I'm not going through that surgery.

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What do you think of Lesbians? s'all good.

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Im 17. i was fooling around with objects down there. i shoved it up there and being rough. i have done this before. i looked down and i was bleeding. did i pop my cherry? mom says i might die. help i feel like a cant breath. i finished my period last week You probably just broke your hymen if you're a virgin, no big deal. Visit a doctor if your worried. I'm sorry, call me juvenile, but this totally reminded me of this story: http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/bottle.asp

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On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate this photomanipulation i created using Microsoft Powerpoint? it is Brad pitt from Troy as Aquaman. -500 use photoshop for image manipulation or don't even bother.

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Who would you choose for president, really smart woman or stupid man? Normally I'd take this question as an individual one and answer 'smart woman'. However considering the global political climate I'm going to answer like this. "You're an idiot". The question is clearly equating Either Obama and Clinton, or McCain and Clinton. It's insulting that you would try to take an issue as complicated as this and sum it up so...

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Are you afraid to answer my questions because the second and third pages of my answers are getting hit by hit-and-run downrates? Yes, I really am. Excuse me while I piss and shit myself, curl up in a corner and cry while I slit my wrists emo style.

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Do you think people tell the truth in their profile? I don't know about others, but I tell the truth in mine. Then again, mine is just a bunch of quotes and a nice passage from a good book.

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Is it okay for a neighbor to drink and scream obscenities in his bathrobe while blasting his car radio for hours !? Only if he wants a big boot in his ass.

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How does the song "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne relate to you? It makes me ashamed to be in the same species as that waste of space singer. /puke.

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What should we call it when someone downrates a question immediately after another users response in order to frame him/her? the "Your a twat if you take AB that seriously" clause?

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How do angels reproduce? Well you see, when a boy and a girl like each other, they get together and insert things into other things to create a baby. however when these two are imaginary, they normally are the offspring from the culmination of some teenage boy's wetdream.

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Which one would you like to have. a sexy wife or a Ferrari?why? A Ferrari. The value of a womans beauty falls every year, while if well maintained, my Ferrari will last and last.

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On AB, there aren't dumb questions, just unnessarsary ones. Do you agree? Disagree Example:http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/291726 Thats a winner, note the half evolved-monkey type English, the lack of any sort of sentence structure, and the inherent lack of a question mark.

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Which combination do you prefer - chocolate icing on chocolate cake, chocolate icing on yellow cake, white icing on chocolate cake or white icing on yellow cake, or no icing on ANY cake? Chocolate on a yellow cake. Yummmm.

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What really really pisses you off big time? ppl tlkin lyk dis!

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What is the worst virus attack u have come across on your pc ? explain what happened thereafter..... Bout a year ago, I downloaded what I thought was the movie Stealth. (I had just gotten broadband and hadn't learned my way around the scene just yet. Was using limewire). I downloaded what I believe was a package installer. The first problem I had was that my computer suddenly had to restart, so i did it. When I booted up what do you know, my bios password had been changed! Keep in...

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What percentage of stolen property do you believe is sold on ebay? are there drug transactions also being conducted on ebay? Maybe 5%, really it's not much. People are MUCH more likely to sell stolen goods off craigslist, which is a much less advertised and less regulated market. As to drugs-Doubtful.

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Is there any law requiring you to even inform a man (the father) that you are pregnant? (this is 'just' a question!) Do you think a woman should have to tell him, even if they have broken up? I'm ignorant about the law (though in some states I have no doubt there is.) /start rant However, as to morally, of course. The new idea of family seems to be that a father can be absent and everything will be perfect. A recent trend in society seems to be downplaying the role of a father figure in a child's life. This is of course detrimental to any child. Read the studies,...

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What can i do?? My ex&i have a child together who hes not seen for months. He keeps calling saying he hopes to see him soon. Then acts as if i am keeping our son from him&yells&screams at me&threatens2drive2my house.He lives an hou "Threatens to drive to my house". Read that again. He wants to see his son, apparently theres "some reason" he can't, when he wants to drive to see the kid, it's a "threat"? It sounds to me like you may be the reason he can't see his kid. If it's a "threat" to see his child, theres something wrong.

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Last night I put a load of washing in...then later on found my fiance's phone in the soaking wet pocket...oops, Do you think it will ever work again? whats your 'i cant believe i did that' moment? The screen will probably never work right. It might boot up correctly after a few days of drying though. If your lucky the data will be safe so it can all be transfered to another phone.

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If you picked up your infant from daycare & the babies right arm is covered in bite marks (10 to be exact) and the owner says she has a little boy who is biting would you only have a talk with the daycare owner or with the parent of the child also? You mean after I bitch slapped the little boy? What? Thats not extreme... I think. It depends really on how bad the bite marks are, if they were bad enough to warrant medical treatment I'd talk to the other parent about bills.

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Large government are bad for growth to what extent does this emperical evidence support this assertion? Can you is say sentence rightly?

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Do you take the bait when people insult you? What did you just say to me? You, me, outside NOW!

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Is it wise to use Nyquil to fall asleep even if you don't have a cold? Does it really work, and if it does, can you create some kind of dependence from it, or have it no longer work if you use too much? If I remember right (and I may not) the thing that actually makes you fall asleep in Nyquil is a dose of alcohol in it. Meaning basically, your taking it for the alcohol. Yes it can create a form of dependence. Just take some Benadryl, it's cheaper, more effective, and non habit forming.

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Nintendo 64 or ps1?? explain Please, the N64! Most of the good games on PS were ported the 64 eventually, thats not true for the PS. Besides, my all time fave game, Super Smash Bros, was on 64, loved it!

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My cat just had her babies under my bed! what do i do? leave them or try to move them to the prepared area with blankets and a box? please tell me what to do next? thank you Good luck getting near them without having a rabid mother cat attacking you. If you can, try and move them to a prepared box, so they don't all scatter. Be CAREFUL though, momma might get pissed.

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Is there a certain race that seems to (for some reason) be highly attracted to you? Asains. Ahhh I sound so typically white, but yes, asain women are for lack of a better word "hawt".

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What would you do if you were a kindergarden teacher who figured out her students were planning to kill you? In some states corporal punishment is still legal. MI is one of those states. Comon you little punks!

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What is your opinion of PayPal? A terrible system, I've had an account suspended for "bad transaction services" (I frequent a board where things of a questionable nature are sold) so basically my account was frozen and I could access the funds in it. Not much there, but still annoying! I

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Do you think Turkish girls are hot? seen or met any? I've met a few, some were wonderful looking, others not so much.

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When the military sends a soldier to Iraq, Why is it called a tour? Would you rather have it called the: "Get on a helicopter, fly around a bit, land, move your fucking ass while getting shot at, return fire, run some more, fire some more, get shot at some more, return fire, hope you don't get shot or killed during action" trip?

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Are you offended at video games? Why? Do I look like Hilary Clinton to you?

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Does it bother you liberals that Obama is friends with someone who bombed the Pentagon? Does it bother you neo-conservatives that a close friend of McCain's and a pastor promotes attacking Iran to fulfill a Bible prophesy? You see, I can play the "antagonize the other side with useless statements" game too.

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What were your thoughts/feelings when you fingered a girl the first time EVER? (Yuck? Weird? Wet? Etc.) "Why isn't this in AB4adults?" yeah I know, I've got a very weird mind.

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Does anyone else follow this anime? I don't follow it, I watched it, loved it, and keep it on my computer for rewatch whenever I'm bored. *spoiler ahead, don't read unless you've seen the end* Too bad Light lost in the end, would have been an interesting view of the world.

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I suck at talking to girls. any tips? 1-Eyes up, always eyes up. Eye level, not mouth level, not chest level, and not at the ground. Eye contact is key. 2-Just have confidence in yourself, whats the worst that can possibly happen?

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Do solicitors make you feel uncomfortable? No, soccer moms with minivans make me feel uncomfortable. I always feel like I'm going to get run over when I see the cruel combination.

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Which one is better aim, yahoo, gmail, or msn? gmail.

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If struck by a bullet, what would be your reaction? Depends where, but if I could think rationally my first thing would be to drop behind cover and return fire if at all possible. What would probably happen:Stare at the blood, grab the area shot, fall to the floor, then pull whatever I had and shoot back. Probably get shot again when I was on the floor.

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If money talks, what is yours saying? "I need more family, I'm getting lonely."

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Can females really talk under water? Yes, but only on the 7th month of the year, on a full moon, after chanting around a fire and doing a ceremonial nude dance. Trust me it works, if you want to test it feel free to record and send it to me.

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People, my boyfriends an asshole, and he pisses me off soooo much. Ive tried the break up thing, but I was so miserable, I just couldnt take it, I missed him so much. What should I do? Jump off the roller coaster of emotions and get over it.

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At what age did you reach puberty? Probably around 9 I think. Maybe 10.

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Will you miss GEORGE W BUSH after he leaves the white house this year? Like I miss a bad case of V.D.

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A Chinese friend of mine said we (the west) should stop interfering in the internal affairs of China. We are too nosey and it's nothing to do with us. We should mind our own business. Do you agree or disagree with her? You may tell your chinese friend, in all politeness, to blow me. "Stop interfering in the internal affairs of China". Yet a Chinese spy was discovered inside the US and sentenced to 25 years in prison just a few months ago. So once again, may I reiterate, B-l-o-w m-e.

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How can i stop my cat going under my bed. I have sliding doors underneath. What should i do to keep him out? Close the doors...

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What do you do if you find out a relative is a pedophile? If he/she is really and truly a pedophile, and I have proof, than I'd have to think. He/she may take a trip and never come back.

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Do you believe in evolution? Duplication! True or false?

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You're cursed. For the rest of your life you'll never be able to speak normally again. You can choose between scream out very loud everything, or whispering everything with a very very soft voice. Which one you'd choose? Whispering :). I can be a spy!

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Can a person be both an 'abuser' and an 'abusee'? Yes. There have been stories of couples locked in relationships of mutual abuse (not he hit her she is just fighting back, or she hit him he's just fighting back. Real mutual abuse). If you want to take it literally. If you want to take it figuratively, than yes too. There have been some studies (though I don't know how much I agree with them considering their often biased nature)...

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You've just been promoted..you are given your choice of the following...a large office furnished nicely with upscale furniture or a small, cozy office furnished modestly but adequately? Large office please, Give me some space to move around in!

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Can an argument provoke abuse? Anything can provoke abuse from some people, from a wonderful homemade turkey dinner, to a difference of opinion on the new American Idol series.

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How do you know if you have ever been cyber bullied? "Cyber bullies" don't bother me. I like to play FPS PC games, if I was to go into Urban Terror and cry everytime someone called me a fag after I fragged them, I'd never be able to play. Edit: reread the question, boy do i feel dumb. Anyway, if you can't tell than it won't bother you, if you can tell than...You can.

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"What do you think of the middle school girl getting expelled for Midol?" (See my answer for more details) I've said it before, uniform laws and regulations for nonuniform rule breaking will always result in problems.

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What does <3 mean? does it mean love? It's a heart, and it's meaning depends on where you see it and the context. For example if it's in a text message between lovers, than it's probably going to mean "I love you". However if you've ever (eveeeer) played an online game before, you'll notice "I <3 you", said quite alot between members of the same sex. Generally it's more of a...

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For the past week a large male cat has been breaking into my house via my back door screen (he's been basically clawing it out) in an attempt to violate my 6 month old kitten. Talked to the owner, he won't do anything. Is it legal to take it to the pound? Just a bit of info: This has happened 4 times so far, and it's getting expensive to repair the screen. I talked to the owner twice, and got this answer "It's an outdoor cat, close your door if it bothers you that much". It's hot, I want my door open. When it does it again, is it legal for me to take it to the pound/humane society and drop it off? If not, more...

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I'm not a woman hater by any means, but I just thought about this... If women are all for equality and equal paying jobs than how come the man always ends up paying alimony? Supposedly anyone with the higher income is suppose to pay alimony, however alimony is much more likely to be awarded to a woman than a man, even if she has a larger income.

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Son of a what? 5 year old. Yeah, figure that out.

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Pope Benedict and President Bush together. I thought Religion and Politics were "taboo"? I had a very good crack about both their administrations fucking up, with Bush's economy and the war, and the Popes little kiddy problem, but I'll curtail it for now. Would probably get PBed for it.

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Do you get up as soon as your alarm goes off, or do you lay there for a while? Depends on the day. Some days I'll get up no problem. Others I've been known to smash my alarm clock trying to hit the snooze button. I've actually broken one by hitting it, and it fell onto the floor. Kind of an interesting way to wake up.

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What is the best way to treat a cheating ex that is also your boss? I know silent treatment is immature and stupid but I can't just pretend that it didn't happen. She slept with her ex before and during our long relationship. You don't have to be nice, but you can't be disrespectful either. Do whats asked, don't be nice about it, be polite. The best way I can describe it is to be "frosty", make sure she knows your disdain for her, but make sure it's put in a way that you can't get in trouble for it.

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How do you feel about the Supreme Court giving the green light to death by lethal injection? Too nice, if your going to kill someone don't try to sugar coat it. I'd prefer public execution by firing squad.

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How do I interpret my ex and her actions. She said she loved me and wanted to be old with me but she was with her ex before/during us. She also denied several questions about feeling/sex w/ him. What should I believe? The good and/or bad? In this situation you either have two options. 1-Trust her and try to forgive her, give her a second chance. 2-Drop her and forget about her. It sounds like she has feelings for this guy, and has lied to you and taken advantage of you before. The question is, do you want to try and trust her again.

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Is there some unwritten rule that states that every hour they are open for business, each McDonald's must have at least one pregnant woman working behind the counter? It was in the original contract, main section A, subsection C, item number #23, subsection number #11, subsubsection number #2032, subdirectory DD, in both sections "pregnant women" and "counter", header is titled "pregnant women in regards to counters". So it's actually a written rule.

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If you were a clock, what time would you show? I'd have a personal message "Sleep Time". Doesn't matter when you consult me, it's time to sleep. That said, I'm off to have some quality sleep.

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If a guy divorces his wife of 20 something years a few years ago and then totally leaves her out of the obituary and funeral program when his mother dies, does that mean he is an idiot because his ex is still the mother of his kids & respected his mother? It means it's a situation none of us here at AB could hope to solve because of course, none of us are involved enough to know the details. Meaning of course-How the fuck should I know?

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Do you think it's an invasion of privacy if your school principal reads your text messages for no reason, while he has confiscated your cell phone? Yes, a school administrator has no right to look at that private information, and most likely it goes against some rather hard laws. You may want to check out your state laws on electronic privacy to see what you can or cannot do.

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What is your favourite accent? The Irish. Most definitely the best accent in the world :).

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Are you ever proud of a downrated answer that you have given? Several, I tend to think that people don't understand my brand of humor, so they react with a kneejerk -whatever.

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How much points have you got for your answers? Answers: 6513 37434 95%

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I kissed a boy and felt inside his pants. He felt inside mine. We got naked but didn't do it. I'm worried. Could I be pregnant? Yes. in fact you ARE pregnant. Heres the solution: (if your offended:don't bother commenting, I don't care.)

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I heard that there is a clothing label which make sexy lingerie for 8 year olds. What is your opinion on this? They grow up so fast these days, sex before puberty, yippe! No really, disgusting.

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Are you vulnerable? I'm currently laying on my futon, half asleep, with my laptop, half dressed, with my cat draped around my legs. I don't think I'd fair to well if someone came for my blood >_>.

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If you had to be dipped in something scolding hot, what would you want it to be? (Thanks, Sweet T) I'd rather not...Hot tubs make me flinch once they hit the general waist area, anything "scolding" would be rather unpleasant.

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What would be harder to live without, a mobile phone or a computer? A computer, my N800 has voip, so I don't need a mobile anyway.

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Stop adware? Yes, everytime you download adware, god kills a kitten.

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My husband is the boss of 40 employees and has been invited to a wedding and the reception on a Saturday. Somehow I'm not invited. My husband says work people don't bring partners. I would never go to a party without my husband. Who is right? How is anyone supposed to answer that here? There are a thousand different scenarios here. Maybe it is just a "employee's only" wedding. Maybe it's not. Maybe he should take you, maybe it's prohibited. The world isn't "right and wrong", talk it out with your partner instead of asking an internet forum.

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What do you think about properly licensed teachers being allowed to carrying a gun to school as opposed to students? Colleges should allow their students to carry their firearms if they have the needed licenses, it's that simple. primary-high school teachers should be allowed to carry firearms with the needed permits. It would stop many-a-school shooting if the punks thought ol miss Roberts was packing chrome.

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Do you downrate questions written in ALL CAPS or in txt speak the moment you see them, even if they are really really interesting questions? No, but 99% of the time yes. Then I'll normally leave a snide sarcastic answer to make sure they get the idea.

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How can you "pull the wool over my eyes"? Grab some steel wool and attach it to your head via rubberbands.

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Why do I think you exist? If I didn't than you wouldn't being questioning my existence at all because you'd have no reason to think of me in the least bit. Thus I exist.

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It's all over but the _____________? fat lady won't shut the fuck up.

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It's all good until ___________? Someone pokes an eye out. Then it's absolutely fucking hilarious!

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If aliens were real and they invaded your home, and they took away your most prized possesion, what would it be? My computer. In which case there'd be some serious shitznit going down.

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Do you still go shopping for CDs? Nope. Download these days. Why should I pay $10 for 11 tracks I don't want and one I do? The record industries wetdream was the '80s and '90s where they managed to convince people to pay this kind of money for things you don't need. Now it's quicker, easier, cheaper, and more 'usable' to download than any of the pay-for-it services or CDs. I will say...

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Barak or Hillary? Obama's the only real person who can win. Clinton has a huge effect on people, put simply:they hate her. People would vote against her rather than for McCain. So obviously Obama.

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What is the most annoying thing fans can do at a sports match? That fat guy that always feels the drunken need to run naked across the field. And you know he's going to be caught, he can't run fast at all, but he does it anyway!

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I've been wearing my pyjamas all day (its now 5:30pm), would you class that as bad in any way? I slept until 7 PM, I think your golden ;).

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In death note what happens to L in the end? He's killed by rem (who was really just a proxy of Light).

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Was it because the USA joined in WW2 that made the Allieds win? The USA did play a huge role in WWII, and most likely the allies would have lost without us. However the same can be said for Russia, Britain, China (to a lesser extent). Every country played a pivotal role, the only difference is that before the war the US basically drove the war effort by giving our allies weapons when they needed them. Badly. Point is-yes we turned the tide, but it...

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I'm sure you have car. But what about the bike? Yep, I've got several. The first is a ooolld bike from the '70s given to me by my grandfather. I don't use it. The second is a cheapie Made In China bike that I bought for $60 and only use because it's reliable.

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Where can i download psp games without an registering for an account? Any quality site normally requires both registration and an invite from a current member.

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Why are teenage girls afraid to say no to there boyfriends when it comes to sex? Funnily enough, I thought every teenage girl was different, obviously I was wrong.

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What is your opinion on this: A man committed suicide and his heart was donated to another man. That man started dating the donor's girlfriend and killed himself twelve years later? (true story). You know how they say you shouldn't blame the friends or family? The saying is wrong.

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Ive heard of people having dreams about there S/O and it being real, but never believed it. I had a dream this mornin bout my husband cheatin on me for the 1st year of our marriage. Im hurt inside but i dont know why its just a dream right? This reminds me of a Ralphie May special. Yes, just a dream.

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Why has Christianity seem to have fallen out of favor in recent years and agnosticism and atheism are on the rise? People almost seem ashamed to profess they are Christians or no longer attend church. If you admit that you are, you are ridiculed. 1-Bullshit, people arn't ridiculed for being Christian, people are ridiculed for being fundies who need to convert anyone they see. Theres a difference. 2-Why has Christianity fallen out of favor? Well possibly all the mega church leaders being found to be complete hypocrites. Or maybe because people are starting to realize just how much Christianity is full of utter bullshit?

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What would you do If I offend Christanity? How do you offend a religion. I can see you offending the religious, but can a figment of thought really get offended at all?

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Why are you so uncomfortable today? I'm not wearing any pants and it's 40 degrees out.

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Have you ever performed magic? Oh yes yes yes. You ever seen a cat go willingly into a bathtub full of water? I can make it happen.

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Do you have any unusual or wacky skills or talents (e. g. like being able to lick your eyebrows)? I can go about two days without sleep before I start to pass out randomly. After two days you might as well consider me useless for the next one though, because I won't be able to say a sentence right without sounding like someone cut my tongue out.

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What article titles would you see in Answerbag Magazine? "Trolls strike again!" (subtitled:"Members whine and continue to cry about it!") "Insulting religion/atheist nut made offensive statements once again! What shall we do?" "Bacon".

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Have you bitten the hand that feeds you? Yes, I was tired, it was dark, my hand was numb, and i thought it had an oreo in it. Turns out no, it didn't, and I learned a valuable lesson that night.

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Burningman is an art festival...it is a must do and see in this lifetime. Do you have your tickets? Nope not interested.

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How can i tell if i Broke my Pinky toe? I slammed it into my door last night. It hurts bad. How can i tell if it is broken? And what do they do if it is broken? Can you wiggle it at all? Does it give a piercing pain whenever you move your foot? If yes too both than it's broken. Either way go and see a doctor, can never be too sure.

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I just recentally found my Biological dad, who I have never met. His family tried to find me, but didn't know a lot of info. If you were in this situation would you be excited about the "new" family, or resentful that HE never TRIED to find you? I'd be more interested in getting the story before I condemned anyone.

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Why is it that every time that I use a YouTube video to answer a question that within a week, that video is no longer available if it is something from a major entertainment company? It's starting to depress me :( Major companies continue to deny the research and instead send DMCA notices to have the videos taken down, as usual. One thing I HAVE noticed however are that some companies (though most you probably havn't heard of) are stopping this practice. Companies like Bandai and others that sell anime state side seem to have changed their policy. They allow their shows and movies to stay up on...

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How does happiness make you feel? Sad?

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You're given an unlimited amount of money, but it can only be used to post one billboard in every city in the entire country, what does your billboard say? "I can't believe i wasted all this money on a damn billboard."

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What toppings do you like on your pancakes, waffles or crepes? Butter and loads of syrup. LOADS. If it was possible to drown in syrup, I probably would. yummmm.

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My boyfreind told me that he liked another girl witch is my best freind and i dont want to break up but im so up set sometimes i think about it but i still love him should i break up First, go back to second grade and learn proper sentence structure, proper grammar, and proper spelling. Second, yes.

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At my gym there's this guy and he hits on me i really don't want to go back but i feel like i'm wasting money and I'll be wasting even more money if switch gyms should i just suck it up and keep going? Why not just tell him your not interested?

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I don't have a car, nor a phone. I'm too classic and look dark.Would you date me? No, but then again I don't think we're close enough to see each other ;).

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Do you find sarcasm(sp?) sexy? Depends on the person using it ;).

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Who thinks that John McCain should be elected for president? Ah yes, lets choose the war monger, the man who admits he is ignorant on the subject of economics, lets choose HIM to be president. This question is just another reason there should be IQ tests at voting stations.

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If there was a burglar behind you right now, what could you hit him with? I have my pick of: a bronze statue thingy about 6 inches tall that is hard as a mofo. my folding knife I keep clipped to my jeans. a titanic model that took weeeeeks to build or my fist I'll go with the statue.

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What is your take on a man who beats women? wife, g/f, any man that hits a woman? Personally I say nay to it! But isn't it still OK in some countries to do that? I've said it before and I'll say it again, all spousal violence is wrong, doesn't matter if it's man on woman, woman on man, man on man, or woman on woman. Recent studies show that men and woman abuse each other at about the same rate in relationships, (and no it's not for "self defense"). This tells me that we need to look beyond the man beat woman...

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Do you really like the taste of beer or will you say yes because you don't want the majority of beer drinkers to look down on you? Some beers are decent tasting (I always like Samual Adams myself) and some taste like dog piss (Bud Light). I won't lie to satisfy anyone for no reason, if I don't like it than I'll let you know.

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Do you think that George Bush is a disgrace to his country? A disgrace doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of what he has done to this country.

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Say the first thing that comes to your mind when i say sex. The need to breed.

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Which do you like better: loose jeans or tight jeans? Loose on me, tight on others ;).

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Who is your Favorite all time FINAL FANTASY CHARACTER? Squal ftw.

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CATS or MEN? (see answers for cats!) Both. It's my house and I'll kick you the fuck out if you make me choose :). Hooha!

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Do you play age of empires? Only #2, which I love.

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Please let me know what your initial thoughts are when I utter Rosie O'Donnell's name? Blah, blah, ewwwwwwwww. I've never heard one woman talk so much and say so little in my life.

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Naomi Campbell was verbally abusive toward British Airways' flight attendants then cursed and spit in a police officer's face. All over a piece of lost luggage. As a result, the airline has banned her from their flights. Do you agree or disagree and why? Disagree, they should have tossed her off at about 3000 feet.

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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke? Neither, Jolt! The only soda I know that can give you a heart attack from caffeine :D.

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Does anyone play World of Warcraft? My boyfriend does, and I don't get what the fuss is about. I never got into it really, never seemed that fun. I know people who are obsessed with it though. The game is designed to take as much time as possible to get anywhere in it. To some people it's like working a second job, 40+ hours a week to get any good items or levels. I'll just stick with my FPS games, all that takes is a decent bit of skill in the game and you can play just...

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What is a best quailty a man should have? I want to know does my man have it. A subjective question to be sure.

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I want to try a repair reinstallation of Windows on my laptop... but when I bought it Windows was pre-installed, and I never got a Windows disc! What can I do to fix my lappy without re-buying Windows XP Pro? Well normally you'd be expected to make a recovery disk from the recovery partition on the laptop. However sounds like you never did that. Download a new copy of XP pro from here: http://torrents.sumotorrent.com/details/852054/Windows%20XP%20Pro%20SP3%203282%20v2%20Corp%20No%20Crack%20Needed%20PROPER.html You'll max your download speed there, 4k seeders 30 leechers. ...

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A Bigot towards Jesus Christ is still a bigot. Dont you realize that ? If not I question your ability to be honest with yourself & then others. I can't be a bigot towards a fairy tale.

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Can you describe yourself in one word...that one word starting with the letter "R"? Right. Always.

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For the guys. If you could choose, would your woman wear pants or skirts and dresses? If i could choose? Something that makes sense, I'm not going to be at her house at 6 AM telling her to wear a short skirt in -10 degree weather Though now that i think about it, that would be interesting.

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What are the simple things in life that amuse you? My kitten :). She likes to 'tease me', by sitting on the toilet seat when I'm taking a shower and batting at the light switch. it scared the fuck out of me the first time I saw it, now it's just amusing.

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You need to get arrested and locked up overnight for a bet, you walk into a police station and say what? "sir I am drunk in public, you can tell I'm drunk in public because I'm currently urinating on your leg." When asked why I'd do such a thing I'd say "I did it for the lulz."

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What is the great asset - education or money? Why? Money, it can get you an education as well as open doors that education alone cannot do.

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What is the decoration on your finger nails? Oh my finger nails? black spray paint I got on them after 'fixing' a burn that was put into a bottom counter in my garage. :).

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Fastest computer 5 moderation points. I can play the random game too!

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How often do you buy video games? Buy? What is this...Buy? youtorrent.com :).

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My son has just found out he is the father of a one year old daughter. The mother wants to change the childs surname to his. What maintenance is he liable for. He does want to be involved in his daughters life. What are the mothers and his rights? it really all depends on the laws of the state as well as what paper work as been filled out. If he has been labeled the legal father by the state, than he is responsible for child support. That much is obvious (unless he is together with the mother, which doesn't seem to be the case). it all really depends on your individual case, and the relationship between the mother and the...

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Alright Ladies, who wants to sail with me, Capt. Lizzie ? We're going on a fun ladies only cruise, unless guys want to be the galley workers. Please sign up here, to join my crew. Hey, free travel, I'll work in the galley. There may be the small chance of a hostile take over however, be wary :).

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Can digital sharing sell music? Yes, it's a fact from recent studies (see TROLLS post) that open sharing encourages people to buy albums. Also, recently Nine Inch Nails released their instrumental "ghosts 1-4" volumes. They released them for FREE online, AND gave a physical option ranging from a $5 physical copy, to a $375 deluxe option. Within THREE days of it going on sale, not only were there hundreds of...

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How long will marijuana take to get out of your system if you smoke 1 time, if you are average size? what can help it get out of your system faster? THC stays in your body for about 28-30 days.

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Is the use of spanking in committed, romantic relationships a reasonable or possibly effective method to improving the harmony and/or equality in that relationship? Depends on the circumstances obviously...

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When I put a disc in my computer nothing happens. It seems like the computer is not reading the disc. How can I fix it? Could be any number of things really. Is it just one CD? Did you drop the tower and the connections might have been shook loose? is it possible that the drive just failed? Is the drive recognized by the computer? Really, with such a vague description, do you really think we can help?

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I know it is a touchy subject, but what are your views on abortion? I'm prochoice, simply because I don't believe the government should have any control over our bodies. That said, I do wish both parents could have degree of control in deciding the use of abortion (yes feminazis come and eat me up, blah blah blah). While it may be a womans body, I find something incredibly hypocritical about saying "it takes two to make this baby, now support...

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Whats the last movie you saw and would you watch it again? The last show I watched was: Code Geass R2. Watch it again? Yes. The last movie: The two official real Death Note movies. Yes I'd watch them again.

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What right does China have to condemn the protests in London during the Olympic torch relay? The same amount of rights it allows it's citizens to have. Meaning none. I honestly hope the chinese people revolt and kill every last one of their government officials, every one.

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What do you blame for the extra pounds you are carrying on your body? No gym for the last two weeks. Hurt my arm messing around in a paint ball game and havn't been able to do much.

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What do you think about men? Get rid of the lot I say, well all except me. It'd be pretty interesting to be the only surviving man I guess :).

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I just watched 2 new pretty good anime, yugioh 5Ds and vampire night, does anyone else watch these? You do realize that putrid pieces of shit like this are the reason 90% of people see anime as cartoons meant for 6 year olds don't you? Neither of them are of quality.

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If you were a secret agent, what would your code name be? Agent 69. Actually that sounds like some lame porn movie based off of 007. Whatever, I'm still the mysterious Agent 69.

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What would happen if, tomorrow ,you wake and you're opposite sex? Honestly? Really honestly? Wake up, roll to the ground like always, stumble into the bathroom, get ready to aim and...scream. Scream like the incredibly loud woman that I'd be.

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Do you respect the right of life of the "mites" and other unseen creatures on your rug? I respect it enough to relocate them to a special reserve I like to call Death

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My school has recently got the knew impero filtering system. Does any one know a way to get around this?????? XxXxXxX http://24.191.32.203/ILNEW/Software/Member%20Programs/HE2.01.zip http://24.191.32.203/ILNEW/Software/Member%20Programs/xabretooth%203.3.exe Both are browsers which don't need to be installed, both are clean. They basically use already existing methods to bypass filters, only doing it in a extremely easy way. http://www.download.com/Torpark/3000-2356_4-10586817.html ...

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Mac Or windows which one you thinks best and why? Windows, Macs are OKAY for some things, but windows can do anything they can, and more. Macs have what, 1% of the program titles that windows does? They cost how much more than it would cost me to compile a windows/linux box of the same caliber? I'm sorry but there really is no competition, macs are for those that want simplicity, window is too to a certain degree, but much easier...

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We've entered the Age/Era of Magic. All things are now possible. That means I shall finally have a real, live Unicorn. What does that mean for you? Me+magic=World Domination. Except no evil laugh, I always hated the cartoons where they had the evil magician laugh. And no explaining my diabolical plans once the good guys get here. AND None of this "Long elaborate trap" to kill the good guys after I told them my secret plan and left. It'll just be like; Good guys-WE'RE HERE TO SAVE THE-" ...

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What firewall/anivirus software do you thinks best in your opinion? and why? NOD32 antivirus Kaspersky anti virus Spybot search and destroy adaware pro Blackice firewall Trojan Remover pro All can run concurrently without a problem on the same computer, they do on mine.

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Who is your favorite Jedi? Anikan, I love the way his eyes look when he goes to murder all the little unsuspecting jedi children. Maybe I'm a tad sadistic though.

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I like to tell my 100% German grandmother that I'm only 1/2 Polish . Do you have any running self defacing ethic jokes in your own family? ♥ Yes I love everyone in my family ♥ Self defacing...Not really. I've gotten in the habit of calling my cousin a honky, but thats another very long story behind that.

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When I say "Americana", what is the first food that comes to mind? Shit on a stick. I hate the word "americana", don't know why, but it sounds so pompous.

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Would you rather be the shooter or the spotter? Shooter, I'm terrible at noticing things long distance.

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I need a song that deals with some type of a topic, it can be political or something about life, bullying, hate, suicide, loss, sadness etc. Just not a love song. Anyone have any good songs? Heres a few 1-Dance with the Devil-Immortal Technique Something you should know about Dance With the Devil Lyrics Title: Immortal Technique - Dance With the Devil lyrics Artist: Immortal Technique Visitors: 14721 visitors have hited Dance With the Devil Lyrics since Dec 28, 2007. Print: Immortal Technique - Dance With the Devil Lyrics print version >> Download...

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Who do you like better, The Doors or 3 Doors Down? Honestly I'm going to get smacked down here, but three doors down. I never liked The Doors, always found them annoying to tell the truth.

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Why are you on answerbag? Right now? I got bored of getting shot 40 times in a row by someone I couldn't see in UrT. Why am I here in the first place? I like the site for the most part.

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Did you know that gas/petrol in America is one of the cheapsest places on the planet to buy it. So why is it that America thinks it is so expensive? So is renewable alternatives not the way to go? Because I like my cheap gas, unlike some other countries I am use to cheap fuel, it is the norm. When the price raises above the norm, I will bitch. It is my right. Now I will go on and bitch about something else, have a good night.

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Have you ever been in a physical fight? Yep, several times. All pretty fun for the most part.

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Can anyone come out and play? Depends on what game it is :).

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If you were to create your own answerbag type site, what would you name it? Istolethiswebsitefromanswerbagnowit'sminemuahahaha!.com

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Is it illegal for someone to take pictures WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION of you during sex, intimate moments, etc. and then show others these pictures (or even put them on the internet)? If yes, what can you charge them with? Depends. In your house? Absolutely. In their house-Probably not. The laws are very murky in these subjects, they go state by state, and charging someone under them is extremely difficult for a few reasons. If your talking about your boyfriend doing this, it's going to be, very very hard to press charges and get anything done. If it's a third party, then you may have...

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I think I love an 11 year old, She understands me so much better than everyone else i know and she can really relate to me,she seems so mature for her age, She talks about her love life alot she seems really lonely, Im 15, Is it wrong for me to love her? Yes. You fail at life.

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How do you like to sleep? On my futon, curled into a ball, normally with my cat somewhere in the vicinity of my head.

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When watching a film, have you ever held your breath while the character goes underwater? No, I normally close my eyes. Underwater films are mostly boring.

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Which choice of transport would you least/most like to fall asleep on/in? least likely-bike. Most likely-plane/car. A plane because I toss my music on and ignore everyone, same with the car.

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If a man sees boobs of 10 different woman in a day, can he be freed of thinking about sex? No.

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If you had a loaded gun in your hand at the exact moment a S/O told you they cheated on you, would you be able to put the gun down? If not, where would you shoot them? I'd put the gun down. To obvious. I prefer a more fake suicide type of kill, I don't want to go to jail.

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If Yahoo knows that an email is spam, why does it then deliver to your Spam folder instead of deleting it? Because it might not be spam, there are "errors" you know. I bet you wouldn't be happy if that new email from the boss was deleted telling you all about your new promotion would it?

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My brother and his wife told my nephews that they are NOT allowed to date EVER. They say that their wife will be the only one they will ever be with - Is this nuts or what? Wow...Nuts. May I suggest they invest in several strong male chastity belts? Sounds like their gonna need em!

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Do blondes really have more fun? No, I don't have a link, but there was a study done a couple months ago. Brunettes actually have "more fun", if ya get my drift, on average. Sadly blonds test scores are still consistently down, coincidence? I think not.

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How do you help a person who does not seem to want it? Is there no way to manipulate them into helping themselves subconsciously? You know, theres one thing I learned from my step father that I think I'll always remember. You can't help someone who won't help themselves. No matter what you try, no matter what you do, no matter what some stupid prime time TV show does, if they won't work for themselves, then anything you try won't work either.

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What do you think is the most common cause of divorce? People not thinking ahead. We've all heard of it, "marriage crazed", in many cases "bridezilla" (I've oddly never heard of a male term for it, if anyone has post a comment). People are excited about the *wedding*. Not the *relationship*. They think "we'll get married and it'll all be wonderful." without actually considering "Do I love...

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Who is feeling rather generous and would like to make me a big batch of brownies? Not I. MY BROWNIES!

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Can you all look at my Profile Please and tell me what you think? Way too much pink. It burned my eyes.

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A Venezuelan TV channel yanked "The Simpsons" because it may be inappropriate for children and replaced it with "Baywatch Hawaii." In your opinion, which (if either) is more suitable for children? The simpsons show things that many consider inappropriate, "Baywatch" just basically shows nearly nude women running around. The only people that could find it inappropriate are those who are squeamish about the human body. (not the natural human body mind you). Personally I never liked baywatch, always found it boring.

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Do you think New Zealand is the Best place in the world? (be brutally honest if you want to). No, the best place in the world is wherever I happen to be currently residing. Thus, not New Zealand.

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Sooo...Recently 4 girls and 2 boys (all 17) jumped, kidnapped, and beat another girl (also 17) on top of that they video taped it too. Thoughts? (Links to news story, video, etc etc in answer News story:http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23505386-5001028,00.html Real movie of beating: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb1_1207626542 Myspace profile of one of the girls who did it (normally wouldn't add this, but read the page, the devils in the details). http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=367646539

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What do men think about Lust, or sexual impurity? Huh...What do women think? Not a simple answer is it? Because not every woman is the same? Yeah it goes both ways.

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What is your favorite rap song Dance With The Devil-Immortal Technique

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Would you participate in a chatroom if the script were added to the AB website? Yes...I gotta ask, sanquangi, your profile telling the truth about the faux news?

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My mom wouldnt like it if she knew I was going out with a guy that is 3yrs older then me He asked me to a dance and I want to tell my mom but I am afraid she will flip when I tell her it is an 8 grade dance and I am only in 6 grade I <3 him do I tell her? Oh the drama of middle school romance. Reveal the facts to mommy, if she disagrees you don't go, she only wants the best for you.

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What can you do that's fantastic? I have the oh so amazing ability to fall asleep anywhere. Really, I use to sleep at my computer desk once in a while because it was easier than sleeping on my futon.

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I often get network attack messages in my computer. I use Kaspersky anti virus. There is no option as how to proceed with these attacks except to clear the list.What should I do?Help please. It entirely depends on the type of attacks you're receiving, but here's the basic security package I keep installed at all times on my computer. -Kasperspy anti-virus -NOD32 Anti-Virus -Spybot search and destroy -Adaware pro -Trojan removed pro -Blackice firewall I also keep- Hijackthis! as a backup for manual removal. You should look into a package like that to...

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Why do you believe what you believe? The better question is, what motivates you to ask about my motivation to believe in what I believe?

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If you could have ANY ability/power, what would it be and why? If anyone watches the show Code Geass, you'll know where I'm coming from here. I'd love the ability to give an order and have anyone follow it.

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Why do people still don't believe in God? Why don't certain individuals go back to preschool and learn proper sentence structure?

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Do you think that they should make cheating a law? if a yes do you think this will cut back on depression in the world? lol. No really. Laugh out fucking loud. That makes perfect sense, lets allow the government into our private lives even more! Goddamn this is one of the stupidest things I've heard in a long while

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Parents: Does it bother you when other people tell your children to be nice, or give them advice? Or is it none of other people's business. I'm no parent, but why should it bother anyone? Whats wrong with imparting knowledge on someone who needs it?

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I am paronoid and sometimes i think i might get killed even when im at home and in bed,or someones wathching me....my mom usually tells me to trust my instincs since im a wiccan but i dont know what to do... Wow...Well no time like the present to offend yet another subsect of AB. You are not a "wiccan", you are not a "witch". "Wiccans" and "witches" do not exist. You are paranoid. Learn to curve this feeling unless in a situation where it is warranted. Do this by ignoring these urges.

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Who said it would be easy? I did, and it was.

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Is there a way of deleting my acount To delete account, all you need to do is follow these simple stems. 1-Unplug computer. 2-Pick up computer. 3-Throw computer out window. 4-Try to live through AB withdrawal. 5-There is no five, but whoever heard of a 4 step guide? Maybe a three step guide, or a five step, but not a 4 step guide.

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What is your favorite part of the chicken,wing,thigh,leg,breast and why? The breast, in chickeny terms, theres just so much you can do with it. In general terms...I think you get the picture.

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Tell us the books that you enjoyed so much you've read them more than once. The Harry Potter series The Lord Of The Rings series Enders game Enders shadow This isn't a book, rather a fanfiction-The denarian renegade. On the otherhand, I'm currently reading the "Culture series", by Lain M. Banks, and loving it! I had to download it because no store had the first two books in print!

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Does it bother you that kangaroos are being killed to make dog food? Not really, the jumping bastards always scared me as a kid.

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Please no getting mad...i was dared. Who here thinks im pretty? I'm gonna be honest, don't be too offended. You look like a wanna be vampire out of one of Anne Rices novels. Besides that, not to shabby.

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Am I the only teenager interested in other peoples opinions on Answerbag? (Teenage Answerbagger) No.

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"You ain't seen nothin yet." What haven't I seen? Me riding a horse naked while talking to my secret invisible floating pink unicorn. That show costs extra.

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Do you mind if somebody shortens your AB nickname when they address or refer to you? If you don't mind, what would be your preference(s)? I don't mind, I wouldn't want anyone spelling out the whole thing every time they referred to me. John JTP Whatever the else you can think of.

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Are men naturally funnier (comedic) than women? No, I've seen some absolutely hilarious female comics. The big difference I've seen between male and female comics, are where they "draw the line" so to speak. Theres only one female comic I know who's willing to hit the race barrier hard for example, or to say things most people would consider "wrong". (That comedian is Lisa Lampaneli in case your...

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If I burn a file onto a CD-R disc with a Microsoft XP computer, then insert the CD-R into a Linux computer, would the Linux computer be able to read and open the file? Yes...

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Describe you alltime best pair of shoes <3! Okay. Their black. They have steel tips. They're regular tennies besides that.

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Why is david letterman still on television? He's fairly funny. The real question is, wtf is Jay Leno doing on TV still? His show is terrible!

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Do autobiographies seem more credible to you than biographies? Do you think an author can always be objective about him/herself? Of course not. Authors tend to either outright lie, twist the facts, or attempt to rationalize their behavior. You'll never really get a truly honest autobiography.

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Is it a bad sign wen your calling the guy your seeing baby/babe/hun and he doesnt say it back to you? No...I personally wouldn't reply to that kind of talking anyway, I find it incredibly annoying.

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If I went to bed right now, would you guys be able to get along without my sage like presence until about noon? ;) I would yes. Go away! :o.

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Ok, my smart AB family - I need some help for my debate class. I need to try to prove kids 12 & under are NOT spoiled these days. Do you have any stories or articles that show how they are not spoiled? Your best bet here would be to attack the general stance of the debate as a whole. points to make: 1-All children's living states are different, there may be some who are spoiled, but there are also many others who are not. 2-"spoiled" is a subjective term. Who are the children spoiled compared to? What is the standard as to what "spoiled" is and what...

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I have a device that i do not need, but i don't intend to give any of my friend even though they need it badly, what shall i do? Unless it's a bomb, I could use a random device. Fuck, if it's still a bomb, I'll take it anyway

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I start High School next year.The Seniors at the High school take the Freshmen and slam them against the Freshmen Wall their first day.I need some sort of way to avoid this.Any tips? It doesn't really happen, it's all bullshit. If it does seem to be happening, kick the senior in the balls, run like your life depends on it.

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Do animal's get jealous? Oh yes. My kitten will assault my older cat if she gets too close to me.

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Would you consider yourself, A)Computer Knowledgeable B)Computer Savy, C)A computer wiz, or D)All of the above, plus alot more? I'm Probably D. My job requires me to repair computers (among other electronics) but I wouldn't call myself a wiz. B probably.

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By age 16, how many partners had you had? When I turned 16? None. None at all. 9 months after I turned sixteen (now) 3.

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Take your mashed potatoes and add three items to them, what would you add? Salt, Pepper, Butter. If not that, than-Chicken (yes really) bbq sauce (sweet), and pepper. Yes, I have done this, yes it tasted wonderful.

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If you could acquire one, single magical power to make any one thing you want at will (***POOF***) what would it be? (Say...any time you wanted a Twinkie, you could cause it to appear in your hands.) 500 pure gold bars. just like poof! BITCH I'm Rich! (BIR).

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Is fear your greatest motivator? You fear being fat, so you watch what you eat....you cling to your religion because you fear "what comes after"....you fear being alone so you settle or compromise. Is it fear that drives you? No, not fear. Don't know what drives me, but it's not fear.

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What's the "one" thing you are most addicted to? Caffeine, no doubt about it.

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If all you could eat was pizza, would you rather be in New York or Chicago? Ya kidding me? New York baby!

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What has Answerbag done for you lately? Given me something to do with a large amount of unexpected free time. Woe is me who has nothing to do and a very small social life!

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In baseball is it possible to get four outs in one inning? Obviously, since it's required to get 6 to retire the side.

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I sat on the same sofa as a guy and now i'm late for my period, i think i'm pregnant, i also found a round red pill with an s on it and took it because i though it would help what should i do? Calm down, just calm down. We all know what you're going through. Now...think. You are a man, thus no period. The pill you took was "salanine xaxorizide". It's fine, because everyone knows anything with that many 'x's in it won't harm you.

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What would u prefer. Games on PC ? or on Console? My computer. Name me one gaming console that will allow me to download all the media I want. Name me one console that will ever let me play their games for free. Hell name me a single console that has freeware games out there that come even close to those available to my PC. Sorry, they just don't cut it. $500 pieces of junk.

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I LOVE Mythbusters. Do you? It's interesting, but not something I'll stay up late for.

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Do you spend more time on AB asking or answering questions? Questions: 288 2857 95% Answers: 6358 36428 95% I answer about 22 times more questions than I ask.

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I think we all agree that we don't like being downrated. However, do you honestly feel you're above it the whole time? Yes, I'm a shining example of perfection. Anyone else laughing as hard as I am right now?

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Is sur 13 better than f13? Wow...You high?

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Can you tell a lot about a person from their avatar? Not really, when I saw yours I assumed you were a woman. Thought that for at least a month before I checked your profile.

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If you could only afford ,to pay one bill this month,which would it be,the cable bill, the electric bill, or the Internet bill? Electric, I can always piggyback off my neighbors wifi.

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DO you like anime? What anime do you watch? There was a point when I was obsessed with it, however it's come down from "obsession" to "hobby". What I do watch includes: Gundam Seed Gundam Seed Destiny Code Gaess Death Note (great series and brilliant movie. Loved it!) Full Metal Panic (and second raid+the other series) Elfen Lied I happen to have a special appreciation for the mech anime or thrillers...

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What is the highest you have been on the leadership board? Weekly? 3rd place. All time, rank 69, and now it's gone. I will retrieve that rank, I really liked it :(.

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I'm right, you're wrong. Any questions? How much physical pain would it take to change your mind?

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I'm 24, 6 2' nice body , blode hair ,blue eyes i just found out that my g/f has been cheating on me with this guy in the pic . i think he's ugly what do u think? http://www.flickr.com/photos/25473452@N08/ I think you're taking ex-boyfriend stalking to a new level.

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Do parents have the legal right top search their childs cell phone? Yes, you don't have any legal possessions as a minor, it's all owned by your parents. That said, if anyones that worried about it, just lock up the phone, it's not hard. EDITED:For spelling, can't believe I mis-spelled "possessions".

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A South Australian woman has given birth to her father's daughter. "John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults," she said. He said ""I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what." Do you agree "So What?" How fucked up is this kid going to be? Not even counting the genetics of it, how will he ever look at "mummy and daddy and granddaddy?". This is obviously in the news, how is he going to feel when he understands what society as a whole feels about not only his parents, but him too?

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Alot of women marry for money, only to seek a divorce and a good settlement, in this regards, should there be a law to make pre-nup manditory for men earning more than 100,000? A prenup should be mandatory for everyone. Not just the "rich", think of it this way. If you making 100k a year, and she wants half, you're still ok, not brilliant, but ok. But if you're making THIRTY thousand, and she want's half-shit might just have to go down. Personally I don't like the idea of marriage at all, what really is the point of merging...

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Is prison appropiate? Shouldn't the purpose be to remove a DANGEROUS criminal from society? When mere punishment is the purpose shouldn't there be other options? The Justice system exists to punish criminals, that is the actual purpose, not to rehabilitate, not to help the victims, to punish. As such prison is appropriate.

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Pro-Life, or Pro-Choice? Jesus Fucking Chris on a stick. How many times has this been asked? This is just another chance for the fundie pro-lifers to downrate anyone they disagree with, as always. Pro-choice, the government has no right to tell anyone what they can do with their bodies.

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Do tree huggers really hug trees, and do Bible thumpers really thump their Bibles? No, the bible thumpers tend to hump their bibles. Don't know why, but it's rather entertaining.

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Can you desribe you mother in one word? My mother? Addict.

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Are people bad if they don't have blind faith? I'd say it's the other way around. If you have blind faith in anything, than you're a failure as a human being.

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If AB were politics, what kind of a politician are you? I'm probably the one in the background that says things that would get me kicked out in an election year.

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Why do people resort to name calling when their opinion or question is challenged? I keep reading comment threads where people are calling each other "idiot," "moron," and worse! This is not a debate site, this is a Q&A site. The debate is just a wonderful addition.

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My bf's in jail right now and he's getting out soon. to make him learn his lesson to not be stupid again im gonna make him suffer when he gets out with no touchy touchy. if u get what i mean. lol do u think i should or is that just plain harsh? I think you're acting like a bitch personally, if you feel that way, why be with him? You don't change people, the system doesn't change people, the only thing that changes people are themselves. The fact that you find your attempt to "punish" your boyfriend entertaining says a lot about you.

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Stop posting questions and go kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd rather not. You're more than welcome to however. Shall I suggest castration? With a blunt and rusty saw.

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Is death painful, say if you were shot in the head or neck was broken by somebody else; not that I expect you to know but does anybody? Generally it depends on the death.

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Why do they still put cassette players on stereos do you still own cassette tapes? No idea. I havn't used CT's since I was 11 and a friend gave me a taped copy of a Blink-182 concert.

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What's your take on people who use the "About Me" profile page as a platform for verbally attacking other Answerbaggers? People actually do that? I havn't changed my profile for a while now, all it has is a few quotes and a song I rather like in it.

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Were you the cool kid in your class or the one in the corner? I took the corners, not because I didn't talk to (some) people, but rather because: a-It allowed me to not hear 15 conversations at once all around me. b-I tend to read in class (or tended, am out for the rest of the year, and decided to not go to senior year but to graduate early) and I liked to stretch out. and c-I'm paranoid and like to be able to move quickly, not being...

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What are laws relating to child custudy when not married Lawfully-"whatevers best for the child". Real world-Generally the mother gets the kid, 80%+ of the time, depending on the agreement the father might get the kid a sunday every two weeks, or something like that.

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Why don't I see myself in the top 1000? I know I've qualified for it for over a week. List updates every sunday. That said, anyone above level 10 qualifies into the top 1000, so you should have had it last week too.

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Does being a female on Answerbag play a big role in how many points you get? (+_+) I know I don't let gender effect the way I hand out points, and I'm 99.9% sure that the other members feel the same way.

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Answerbag Knowledge Network 5 points. YAY!

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Ok I need to take a shower..who used up all of the hot water? My bad, I like to sleep in the bath.

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Have you ever ridden in the trunk of a car? Yes, it was weird. We had the trunk open and I was in the back to hold everything in without it falling. Long story short, going 30-40 mph in an open trunk is fucking scary.

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What is something you never argue about? Cars, I don't know enough about them to argue over!

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Meat eaters: you'd stop eating meat if it added how many years to your life? None. Steak>life.

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Do you believe that one must believe in God or some form of God to be truly happy? I'm happy. I don't believe in god. Thus no :).

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If animals could speak and asked us not to eat them.. would we do so anyway? I know I would. "Please don't eat me!" "Shut the fuck up and GET IN MY BELLY!"

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Man has affair for wife takes him back. He starts it again with same woman. Says it's different this time not sure if he wants to leave his wife. If u were the 'other' woman would u tell wife knowing it would ruin ur relationship with man u love & want? I'd stop doing it in the first place. Drama isn't my thing.

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When was the last time you went outside to play? A week ago actually! Had an airsoft game with friends, got to borrow my friends PSG1 for the game. Sooooo fun.

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Is your fly open? Yep, I'm relaxed :).

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Have you ever seen a conterversial tee shirt and what did it say on it? Seen them? I own several. These are my three favorite. http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=676 http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=1000 http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=995 I spend way too much money on shirts.

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What would you do if a girl(she is bi) you loved chose another girl over you and you hated the girl she chose, would you bitch out the girl you love(and still care for anyway and hope that you could get another chance) or the girl she chose, or neither? I'd ignore both, and move on. Being a jackass solves nothing and hurts only myself.

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To buy Black Powder do you need a weapons permit? Generally not, though if you're thinking of doing what I think you might. Don't. The only people I know that want black powder are generally those who read "the anarchist cookbook". I've read it, I can tell you that each and every recipe and bomb in that book contains at least one mistake. Meaning, you go boom boom when you try make one.

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What is your "informed" opinion of....http://www.loosechange911.com/ We'll never know what really happened, both sides have "experts" which spout "facts" disproving one another. Both sides can fuck off, debate about things that can actually be proved.

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What is difference between "tactics" and "strategy"? Strategy is a series of tactics. Both never work out in the end though, so I guess they could both be called "An attempt to make sense of this clusterfuck."

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What strikes your mind when I say "Obama"? His "More Perfect Union" Speech.

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If you hit "paste" right now what would come up? http://mlb.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=det

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Did we all sound like self righteous idiots when we were young? We all sound self-righteous anyway, no matter the age.

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What do women do on the internet that can make her a target for attacks by unknown people? Posting personal information as well as pictures, same as everyone else, male or female.

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Have you ever licked someone's tattoo? Huh...no. But I'll remember the idea in the future.

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Do you consider STDs to be an epidemic? As Eddie Griffin once said "I don't like aids, I don't like aids cause it fucks with my fucking". Yes, I do.

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Why don't men wear hats (besides caps) anymore? I own a pimp hat I bring out every now and then.

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May I take you car for a ride? You pay the gas plus a $300/second rental fee.

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Im selling dreams, you want one? Sure, give me something about not being sick and stuck in bed all day. Put it on my tab.

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What did admin mean by placing me in the penalty box for profanity and personal attacks and then adding in the e-mail they sent: "continue and your other accounts will be penalized as well"? I did reply, asking them, but got no response. Obviously you either have multiple accounts assigned to your IP address, or to your email account.

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What is the question you never dared to ask your spouse and why? "Who are you?" As I don't have a spouse, that'd be the logical question to ask this weird person living with me.

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If I wanted to make you cry, how can I do it? Probably the only way would be to injure my pets. In which case I would hunt you down, and cut you into tiny pieces with a rusty saw, then pour salt water into your wounds. Then I'd finish whiping your family off the face of the earth. Just to make a point.

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I told my husband that he's verbally abusive and he got angry and demanded that I appologize to him. He doesn't see himself as an abuser but he is. He's called me names and false accusations, will he ever change? Woweee, an "abuser" you say? Personally I'd get very offended if I was called that because of a verbal argument. I'm looking at this objectively, instead of taking your side or his. Did he "call you names", or make "false accusations", during some kind of argument between the two of you? Did he accuse you of these because of any reasonable cause?...

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Why not? Because I have a headache. Oh wait thats her line. I'm sticking with my story.

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Do you agree this question is nonsense? htttp://www.answerbag.com/q_view/615935 Not anymore than my last question was nonsense (http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/682405) and it has yet to be flagged. Weird.

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What does an 17 year's old boy think about girl's? Which seventeen year old?

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Which anime do you hate the most? (please give reasons and not just I don't watch much now-a-days (every once in a while I'll pop a series in, a couple weeks ago I watched the Death note series :)) but... Probably "Inuyasha", there has never been a show so repetitive, so annoying, with such a bad dub job done, that has somehow STILL managed to become a "staple" of what "anime" is. How it managed to ensnare so many...

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In a moment of awkward silence...what do you yell out or say to break the tension? I say "Is that a Romanian acrobat flying over that guys house?"

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If you own a computer and it's online, does that mean your dictionary (book) is obsolete? Yes. Books themselves are not obsolete, however why would you buy a dictionary thats limited in it's knowledge, when there are constantly updating free dictionaries online?

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Do you ever question the sanity of your pets? Do you think they question yours? Yes, I have a bipolar cat. It loves me half the time, the other half it wants to scratch my big toe into oblivion. My kitten seems to be on it's "destruction" time table, so instead of letting it claw the shit out of my house, I gave her a cat scratcher . She ignores it. I put catnip on the cat scratcher. She ignores it. I give her an old pillow of mine to sleep on-she attacks...

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Who's house? Yours. I had a pile of laundry in my living room and a very angry cat attacking any pillow in site.

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What are some adult sites similar to youtube? You know, I'm pretty sure this is an AB4adults question. Let me see, is this AB4Adults? No? Let me look again? Nope I'm pretty sure it's not.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'succesful'? What? I'm petty.

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"Tell me once again, who's BAD"? Dr. Evil

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Have you ever been confronted by someone whose friend request you denied? No, but I'm ready to go toe to toe with whoever wants to confront me.

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What would've happened if Truman had allowed MacArthur to invade China? He also would have allowed MacArthur to do the nuclear strike he wanted. Resulting in these two possible options: 1-China burns, Russia saber rattles but does nothing, we're one less communist country in the world. 2-Russia responds with an immediate nuclear retaliation on the U.S, causing MAD to come into effect. None of us would be here. Either way, it would be bad.

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Have you ever been denied a Friend Request on AB? Yes, I cried for days, eventually resulting in my apparent suici-wait. Okay I lied. Yes I've been denied, no I don't know by who, or when, but I know it happened at least once.

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What determines whether a store puts an alarm tag on an item or not? 99% of all big companies will have alarm tags on all products.

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If i promise not to start a war with a foreign country in order to keep my oil stocks high, Will you vote for me on a write in ticket? Nope. Don't know you, don't know how intelligent or how much experience you have with fiscal and domestic policy. Not even counting military matters.

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Is it selfish for a woman to want a man that stays at home, take care of the children while she brings home the bacon? No, if your looking for that male, I'm right here! I'd love to stay at home instead of working!

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Wat do you do wen ur outa weed and you want to get high? Don't get high. Yeah, I know, I'm brilliant.

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Why do teachers have to be so gay? Well, there are two definitions of gay, which do you mean? A-Bend you over gay, or B-WHOOPOOOEE I'm so happy gay?

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My husband filed for divorce. I don't want this divorce. He said that we were going to work things out and surprised attacked me by having me served with papers. He took all of our savings, the car and my stepchildren away from me. He also Whats the question?

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Does vodka have a use by date??, russian standard specifically?? help solve a debate!! No, alcohol doesn't go bad. Unlike beer which has yeast in it or others with dairy products in them, alcohol can last for hundreds of years and be fine.

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Have you ever dated someone 10+ years older or younger than you? Would you? Older. I'm sixteen...I don't think six year olds do it for me.

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I would like to ask a private question:Is being a rapist a terrible sin? You're not too bright are you? Yes.

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Wanna become male escort for females and earn houge income just vist www.sahil.escort24h.com come and get the deal? Sweet. I'm off to earn my salary.

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If someone told you in your face: "hey, your spouse is ugly", how would you react? squirt him/her with a squirt gun. Filled with used motor oil. :).

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If you had a spare 6.6ish billion dollars (assume $1/pp), would you buy the world a Coke, And keep it company? No, I'd buy myself a plane, and be the selfish bastard I am.

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What's the bigger problem in this world:racism or sexism? You can't choose both in this question, it's either one or the other. Racism obviously. Sexism-yes it's bad, however generally people don't go slaughtering all the females in the general vicinity, not that I know of at least.

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So my friend was joking around and was making fun of a picture that said: "n**** stole my purse!" If she repeats it and says it again and again is that being racist? This is an old fad, there was a pic the other day on dig labeled "nigga stole my bike!". Does it make her a racist? Not unless she has intent and belief behind what she says. Does it make her an ignorant fool? Yes.

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Guys:can you put into a few words the feeling that makes men/boys unafraid to go to war? that was sexist of me! anyone how can you not be terrified to go into a war? Everyones different, so obviously everyone has certain reasons. Some arn't afraid to die, some are but go anyway, etc etc.

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Who's got a pet? Two cats and a dog. Ones a kitten, other one is a lazy bipolar bastard who will attack if provoked (and by provoked I mean if you look at him).

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Do you use a cutting board often while preparing your meals? Nope not normally. My counters hate my guts.

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Do you find the application of the rules on answerbag as more subjective or objective? Subjective of course, an older member can get away with breaking many rules, however if a noobie does it than he/she gets the book thrown at them. Of course this isn't to say that the rules arn't enforced with the old members, just not to the extent of newbies.

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Do you succumb to late night cravings? Right now my late night craving is to fall asleep, which is impossible considering my massive ear infection and rather annoying migrain. so no :(.

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If you were walking past a random drunk in the street, who was having difficulty walking, and he asked you to help him/her walk to whereever, would you help him/her? Not if it wasn't someone I know.

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OK, lets play a game.....how about you put down some song lyrics and I will try to guess the artist. Anyone game? Tell me you like it Tell me you like it You say you've found yourself a new sound The shit's loaded and ready to go A bit too much just like the old sound Already heard it for the hundredth time One hundred more, all have the same sound Running around with all the sheep that you know "It's so sublime, they're breaking new ground" "They're sure...

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If i delete a partition using Widows Vista Computer management will i add back it back to my C:/ Drive (right click and hit delete) *it used to be a partition for ubuntu but i messed it up so im gana wipe it then reinstall it is it ok if i do it thisway You'll erase the grub bootloader, fucking yourself up royally.

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Besides a bookmark, what is something you use to keep your place in a book? I can normally find my page without a bookmark, don't know why, but within 2 seconds I can find almost any point in a book that I want too. On the rare occasion that I use a bookmark it'll be whatevers on hand. A slip of paper normally.

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Have you ever had a bike stolen from you? Yes, my own fault. Left it out in my driveway when I was going out for the night, came back to find it missing.

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Have you ever broken something and blamed it on somone else? a very old crystal elephant that I had resting on my counter. A gift from my grandmother (why the hell would I need that?). I was clumsy and fell into it. When I was asked about it by her I said my kitten got a little wild. Yes, I'm horrible.

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What is keeping you from kicking him/her out the house right now? Where else could I find a good alarm clock that wakes me up every morning at 6 AM with a lick to the face? Cat > Significant other

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How did you teach your kids table manners?, I am having a hard time here, help!!! They don't have good manners? They don't eat that night. It's very simple, correct them verbally, if they continue to screw up than no dinner that night. Tomorrow they'll get it right.

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How can i find tha kid that stole my bike off the lock Unless you know who it was or have witnesses, your fucked. Next time actually use a good lock.

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Sometimes my urine gets very cloudy. Is this normal? Generally the color of urine is affected by what kind of fluids you put in your body. It's completely normal.

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What would you choose? (question in answers.) Mud wrestling to decide who wins. Tape it, then sell to midget's in the biz, and call it "hottest place in space!". Don't ask where I'd get the mud, nor who the midget would be, it'd work. Trust me.

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What do you think when I say friendly fire? A game of Urban Terror I played today =/, 32 frags, 11 deaths. 6 of those deaths were either because I was shot dead by my own team, or shot in the legs and was unable to retreat when I needed too.

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If you could relive on moment of your life what moment would it be By "relive" do you mean I could go back and change it, or just experience it again? If change:July 11th 1997. The day I first met who would become my stepfather. Lets just say "scumbag" doesn't begin to describe it. If I could change it:break both his kneecaps and cut his neck with a blunt and rusty knife. If no change:July 2nd 1996, the day me and my family...

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Are atheists shaking in their boots over the spread of Islam? Yes, yes we are. Just..The christians who bomb abortion clinics are closer to home, so I tend to fear them more. Actually I fear mob mentality as a whole, as it seems to always find it's way into religion. This is plain wrong. If you can't get me to -20 than I just don't feel I've offended enough people yet.

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Question for liberals/U.S. Democrats; What do you stand for? what are your moral stances? what do you believe in? what are your core values? I am curious as from what I see there are none other than high taxes and hatred for American values. Enlighten me. AS soon as I read the first 5 words I knew this would be your question cowboys. I'm not a liberal, nor am I a democrat. However I do share some values with those on both sides. Most liberals seem to be misguided, believing that government can solve all problems. However, there are few differences between modern republicans and modern democrats. Both are big spenders. The only real...

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How naughty are you really? Naughty enough to flag this as a duplicate. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/470988

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Today I found out I was pregnant,and when I told my boyfriend he hit me,and said that the baby not his,and he called me names....,Im only 14 years old,I don't know what to do...any advice? Looking at all your other questions, either your a very disturbed little teenie, or your lying. I'm going to go with the latter. In any case, the proper idea here would be to get an abortion, drop said abusive boyfriend, decide whether to bring charges (depending on who you want to know about the whole situation) and learn a lesson.

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Who's a game freak? Do you own more than 4 consoles?A friend of mine has 10 consoles set up with 8 televisions in a garage converted into a play room...He has every console ever made, does this sound like you or someone you know? I'm a game freak, but I don't let it take over my life. I only have one actual "console", but it's more versatile than anything else on the market. My PC, Have literally at least 400-500 games for it that can be played right now, ranging from free FPS styled Urban Terror (my favorite) to the god game Call To Power II, the the Jedi Game Knights of the old republic II.

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I assert that Muslims are a vital part of the fabric of our world. Do you agree? (See my answer) I don't believe religion is ever a vital part of anything besides for cruelty and backwards thinking. But thats just me.

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I am 15 years old, and about 35 to 40 pounds overweight. I have tried pretty much every diet on the earth short of anorexia, and I work out 7 days a week. I have worked with a personal trainer in the past, but nothing seems to help lose weight. Help? Dude, it's all what you eat. I don't care if you work out 60 hours a week, if you shove shit into your mouth you're never going to lose weight. Eat healthy, continue with a STABLE exercise routine, and just work at it.

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Www.infowars.com Are the things Alex Jones claims merely propaganda or are they true and accurate? While I take everything I hear from Jones with a grain of salt, the man can certainly build a case. about 90% of the time everything he says is backed by evidence, then rest of it is his opinion.

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Would you be upset if at a party your girlfriend showed a couple guys her breasts Well, I'd probably whip out the chain gang and see how she likes it. Much to the dismay of the party goers.

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If your lover's parents asked if you were sleeping together would you be honest? I'd probably ask if they wanted to join in. Now if they said yes...There'd be a problem.

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Are people who cheat on their significant others fit to be parents? People cheat for a number of reasons, some don't let it affect there parenting ability-some do.

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Ladies:How do you like to be stimulated? The Kitchen. Clean it. Not a lady, just helping the ignorant.

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Is torrent legal? I've been torrenting for a few months now and just got a notice from my Internet service that says stop and erase...should I? It's legal to download non copyrighted works. If it's copyrighted (as it most likely is) than of course it's illegal.

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What was the last thing you prejudged only to find out you were mistaken left feeling guilty for your thoughts? The other day I met someone I thought for sure was some kind of ignorant redneck. Had everything from the full "jean attire", to the southern accent, to the "how y'all do t'night?" question. Turns out he was fairly intelligent, and a nice person to be around.

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Would you rather have prostitution or cannabis legal where you live? You mean I can't have both? I mean...uhhhhh forget that last line. Cannabis.

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What charges could I bring against my ex wife for not taking proper care of her daughter? Child neglect, Child endangerment depending on the circumstances, there are literally thousands of iterations of laws that could be used depending on the states statute.

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I did a compatibility test with a cheerleader in my biology class and my boyfriend and they got 99% out of 100%. When i did it on us we only got 87%. What do i do about it? i don't want to tell him and i still like him. what do i do? Break up with him, you were obviously never meant for each other.

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Which American city has the best looking women? Florida-Nude beaches. Why oh why is the US so behind the the times?

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "Canada"? Blame Canada http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8693277615541938365&q=blame+canada&total=396&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=3

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What skeletons do you have lurking in your closet? What!? Who told you that!? Shit now I gotta grab this thing and go bury it in the backyard. When I find the rat who told you where I hide the bodies...Oh there will be pain.

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What's the most creative way you can finish this 'poem': Roses are red, Violets are blue...? "What the hell are you?"

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I'M FALLING... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... beep beep Your givvvvving me fiiiiiiive mooooddddeeerrraaatttiiiioooon ppppooooiiinnntttssss.

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Do you think that professionals (psychologists or psychiatrists ) can help you mare than what you can help yourself to get better? These "professionals" generally only exist to suck money out of you, then to prescribe medication that will cost more money, in the end leaving you mildly to severely addicted to said medication with a whole new slew of problems.

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If a stranger sitting next to you on the bus sneezes and you say "God bless you" and they reply "excuse me but i'm an athiest(sp?)" would you be offended in any way? I wouldn't be offended, I'd just look at him and ask if he's really got a stick shoved so far up his rectum that he can't take a simple polite gesture.

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Do most women fantasize about being a callgirl? If so, what's the primary reason? I'm sure some have. Hell I'm sure some women have fantasized about having sex with a one legged WWII veteran in a airshaft above a mob meeting know that if they get caught they'll be killed instantly. ... What? You mean you never have thought about it? Really? Really really? Okay I must be the weird one then.

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Do bad people feel angry all the time? I'm a bad person and I'm not angry right now. So that'd be a no. I am however tired and my wrists are cramping up from trying to type while laying on my futon.

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Who would like to show thier support for the police? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f93_1188036109 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9e6_1196711088 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6BsZUuZmr4 You go guys!

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What one liberty should be guaranteed for all? A single right doesn't cut it, and never will. For example-Any free society needs freedom of speech-but without the right to bear arms, how does one defend this speech?

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Have you ever done drugs and had a bad trip? describe it. did it make you stop using drugs? The only really "bad trip" I can think of is when I took about 2000 miligrams of Benadryl. Not my smartest move. Couldn't stand straight, kept hearing these weird voices, and I was passing out almost everywhere. When I woke up the first time I could have sworn I saw this huge black thing, then fell asleep again. For a few days after that I had this sense of "not...

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"Men are superior to women because Jesus was a man" - how would you deal with a friend who has this mentality and who uses it to "justify" his behavior? I'd probably say something along these lines. "I am the Anti-Christ, I know this shit, trust me. There was a mistake in the bible, the scribe who took it down had a cramped hand so he made some shot cuts and wrote simply that jesus was a "he". Jesus was actually a one legged hermaphrodite. Now stop being an asshole." Just call me diplomat John.

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What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought using cash? My computer. $550 for the base tower, $300 for the monitor, around $200 for my shiny new GeForce 9600 video card, $120 for my speakers, $90 for my gaming keyboard, $70 for my gaming mouse, and a charge of $50 a month for my internet. 550 300 200 120 90 70 50*9 (nine months so far) =$1880 NOTE:All this left me with about $60 for food for 3 weeks and $20 for gas. It was still...

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Who do you think will win the election for the democratics? It's obviously going to be Obama. Clinton will never catch up in delegates, it's just that simple.

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A friend gave me her copy of Photoshop CS3 Extended, but the serial # doesn't work. Adobe won't give me a new # because I have no proof of purchase. I believe one # can be used to register 2 computers. Anyone have a # they're willing to share? I'm feeling nice, so heres what I used to crack my CS3. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ON8BIY5G There are two cracks there. Use the photoshop.exe as a crack and put it in the photoshop folder, replace the current photoshop.exe. That should crack it. If that doesn't work, go into the other folder, and take the "trial to full.exe" program and put it in the...

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How often do you use the First Amendment? Do you know what it is? Every time I open my mouth, or type on my keyboard. Of course I know what it is.

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Did anyone else notice that google has turned black on their home page? Yes, it was happening yesterday at google.co.uk. Now it's happening on plain old google.com It's to celebrate "Earth Hour" or some other nonsense, by "figuratively turning off the lights, and trying to set an example". Whoopee, it probably takes more power for my tower to display that black than to display the same old white.

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I love that female group "Celtic Woman". Has anyone seen them live? They're touring US now. Never heard them, but just watched a youtube video of "The Voice". Either the main singer is using a voice altering program (most likely) or something else. The voice just doesn't sound natural.

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Babies do not come with Instruction Manuals. If you were asked to co-author Child Rearing Instructions, what would be the sage advice or handy tip you would offer? 1-Don't have a child, it hurts coming out and it's a bundle of shit for at least 7 out of those 18 years you're required to care for it.

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Who was the first person to scream 'Omg' during intercourse? I don't know, but that bastard better fork up right now. It couldn't be "OMA-C" (oh my anti-christ) No! It HAD to be "OMG"! God's stealing my thunder.

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Why do bad people prosper and nice people die? Bad people are willing to do whats needed to get ahead. So...I'm a bad person, anyone else want to join me in being truly bad and evil? Come on. Please? Pretty please? It gets lonely at the not-so-top.

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TO THE LEFT OF MY KEYBOARD IS A KEY CALLED" CAPS LOCK."..WHAT WILL THIS DO IF I USE IT...? It'll kill you. Please tap it.

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How would you feel If you are being bullied by a foreigneer who is as the same level as you in your working place in your own country? I wouldn't feel anything, he is obviously incompetent and knows it. He needs to feel as if he is intelligent, so he puts others down. Now, what would I do? Probably call border control and tell them theirs an illegal alien working in my company.

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Would you go out with someone who reminds you of your Dad or Mother? My mother the drug addict or my father the alcoholic. That'd be a no.

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What are some good cartoon movies for 5 y/o kids? Something like Disney, maybe... I always thought "The land before time" series was the shit when I was that age. But I only saw up to movie 3 or 4. From what I know the series has now spanned some 11 movies 0.o.

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Men, what is the one thing about women that just don't understand? Why do you ask me how you look five seconds after you just looked in the mirror? You didn't suddenly change, trust me, I'd tell you if you had suddenly grown twenty foot wings and a snout the size of a poodles. So why?

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Do you think the legal definition of "Murder" should be revised to exclude killings in which the (for want of a better word) "Victim" gave express, confirmed consent to be killed? That sounds more like assisted suicide to me. And yes.

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When is it appropriate for teenagers to get jobs? Well I'm sixteen and holding down a job so I can keep renting my house, so I'd say yes?

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If someone said they would sooner throw themselves down a flight of stairs than have a child at 17 would you think they were disturbed? Nope, I'd sooner throw myself down 50 stairs than to EVER force some little shit through a decidedly smaller hole in my body. But that might just be me.

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You have a blender and you can only put 2 ingredients in. What would they be? What's the most interesting thing you can come up with? Coke and some cinnamon. I've done it before, not half bad.

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How do you know who that person is that down rates you, if you dont know is there anyway you can find out? You don't, you build a bridge and you get over it. Barring that, you pay someone else to build a bridge so you can get over it.

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Can a commercial jet land without power? ie if ALL electronics failed? total blackout. nothing electronic works. this is a scenario for a story I am writing so it's not based on anything that could happen in the real world. all electronics fail. can the p If everything failed than no, of course not. The landing gear couldn't deploy, the guidance tower couldn't give advice on how to land, and the crew wouldn't know where the fuck they were. Oh yeah, sounds ideal!

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What is your philosophy on life that makes you fearless? "I could die tomorrow, so lets make the world regret me being born today."

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What is your favorite non-English word? "Merci". I don't know why, but I love it.

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Do you have any good fighting tips Really theirs only a few good things you can learn on the net, the rest needs experience and in person training. However; Keep moving. Do not let them get a good hold on you. If their is more than one, you have two options. You can fight with your back to a wall, which will stop them from hitting you from two sides. This will however cut off your spot from running. The other way...

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Have you ever had AB atrophy? Yes, overrated. Waste of a good week of my life.

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Should I get the SDM1 M14 Spring Airsoft Sniper Rifle or the AEG Electric Airsoft MP5 Sub Machine Gun FPS-300? I've heard that the M14 isn't very accurate but I'm not sure if the MP5 fires all the time or if it stutters and skips shots. Both are shitty. If your going to pick up a sniper, go with the: http://www.airgunsbbguns.com/Tokyo_Marui_PSG_1_Electric_Airsoft_Sniper_Rifle_p/tok-tmpsg1.htm Yes, it makes me salivate. As for a nice main stay I'd choose the: ...

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What would happen if a nuclear weapon was lauched into heaven I, the Anti-Christ would laugh.

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Is an ex-gay basically a gay shoved back into the closet? Last time I checked "ex-gay" didn't exist. Anyone claiming to be "ex-gay" is really just thinking of rod while he's seeing mod (give me a break, I can't think of a womans name that rymes with rod).

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How do the graphics on this computer rank? It has all the extra stuff that I want, I'm just concerned about the quality of the graphics. HP Pavilion Laptop with AMD Athlon™ 64 X2 Processor TK-53 Model: dv2418nr I just did a quick google search on the laptop, but from what I see it's got a fairly basic NVIDIA GeForce Go 6150 graphics engine. It'll do you good for old games and the like, but for anything new your going to need to upgrade.

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PLEASE be careful with your kids. My daughter was walking home from her friends & a man was sitting in a car taking pictures of her. By the time I got back there he was gone but the camera & car were still there. Can you imagine living so close to nuts? I live right across the street from a large section of woods. So I have a general idea of what your talking about Lisa. I've seem everything from some rather unusual "acts" taking place, to some middle school punk wanna-be's trying to perform "satanistic circles", to the freaks with cameras taking pictures of people walking by with bathing suits on. (The woods are...

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Jerry Falwell, prominent Christian conservative, asserted that AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals, it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals, had he any evidence to back it up? Falwell is dead, who cares what he said. On another note, I'm holding a death day party to celebrate the day that scum left this world, who wants to come?

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Why do people insist on answering questions that were asked a long time ago. Does anyone else think the questions should be deleted after a week? This is meant to be a site for knowledge. How do you get knowledge if you don't keep it around? You didn't do too well on tests did you?

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Would you join my new forum: brgr.heavenforum.com No, however I will DR you and flag this for spam.

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WASHINGTON (AP) - Hillary Rodham Clinton's campaign said she "misspoke" last week when she said she landed under sniper fire during a trip to Bosnia as first lady in March 1996. Does this ruin her credibility in your eyes or is it "just embellishment?" Any politician has integrity issues, but with Clinton I'm starting to doubt her intelligence! How stupid do you have to be to make the Bosnia trip a centerpiece of her "experience argument", then LIE about it when there is video evidence against her?

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How did Benito Mussolini die? He was killed by a communist member of the military, then he and his mistress's bodies were taken and hung upside down and stoned in some town square.

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Is the problem with only fighting the battles you can win.. is discerning the ones you can from the ones you can't? No, the problem is leaving the sniper rifle at home. You could win them all if you had the sniper rifle, but you forgot about it and left before you had your cup of coffee.

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Do you tend to judge people by there looks? Or looks give you first impression about a person? Well, since I don't know who your specifying when you say 'u', I'm going to take it to mean the fluffy invisible pink unicorn that floats above my shoulder. Yes she does. If however, you mean "you", as in a reference to me, than no I don't.

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Why don't you get that thing removed? Because I don't want to chance ripping anything...you know...down there.

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I am trying to burn a CD. It keeps telling me that there is no disc in the drive, but there is. Is the disk damaged? How about the drive? Is your computer set to "find" the drive?

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There is this girl that keeps turning around and looking at me. Once her friend gave me a letter asking me if I liked her friend. Is that a good sign that she likes me? No, it's a sign that she is planning to shoot you in the back when your getting a drink. /sarcasm.

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It appears as though Obama has now changed his views and now he is for slave reparations... ...Any thoughts on this? Lets put it this way. Were you a slave? No? Okay, shut the fuck up then. You fail. Unless you were personally enslaved than you have no right to leech of the government. This goes to everyone. The only reparations I have ever supported are those to the still living Japanese that were put in internment camps. They were personally harmed, they deserved reparations.

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Whats your take on racism? Oh it's just wonderful, in fac- ohhhhh racism...Yeah it's bad. What did you expect me to say? "Long live whitey, I hate the dark people"? Jesus Christ.

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If you had to save the life of one person your mum/dad your wife/husband or a person who found the cure to cancer who would you save Since I only have the ability to save one, I would make someone save the other person. Thus both are saved.

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Are there truely people on AB who cannot tell when the category selected should be ADULT? or are they setting things up so someone can recategorize them to get points? (... he asks after he's moved a few from one person to the Adult category...) Hey, my question about my addiction to midget porn is completely normal. Why should it be in the adult section?

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Do you get bored from watching porn only after a couple of minutes? Huh, who could possibly get bored with this perfect plot! Boy meets girl/boy/whatever else, boy says incredibly corny lines, boy and girl/boy/thing then have unrealistic sex. Oh yeah how mentally stimulating. Yes, I get bored watching porn.

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If the U.S. is a melting pot ideally embracing all cultures and races why do some believe we should go around trying to change the rest of the world? This question would exclude genuine threats to the U.S. or threats to 'peaceful' nations. There will always be a radical sect in any country that will try to expand an empire, and influence others. This sect normally believes they are doing the world good by influencing outers, they are misguided. Limiting this to the US is of course insane, look at the roman empire, the soviet union, every empire that has ever existed wanted to expand and influence others.

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Have you hugged your troll today? I actually impaled him on a broom (yes, down there) and lit him on fire. Does that count?

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