Answerbag: inconsequential's answers

Answer to What makes you tick?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 23:40:21 -0800

What makes you tick?

Talk.

Answer to How do you like the new movie called The Losers?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 23:39:36 -0800

How do you like the new movie called The Losers?

If my family's autobiography has been made into a film without my consent, they can expect to hear from my attorneys.

Answer to Do shrooms make men do things they regret

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 23:37:06 -0800

Do shrooms make men do things they regret

I don't regret you and I. I hope you don't either. ;-)

Answer to Have you ever noticed how some people commenting on websites are really stupid?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 23:31:23 -0800

Have you ever noticed how some people commenting on websites are really stupid?

Derp!

Answer to What do you think of when you think of Russia?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 23:29:47 -0800

What do you think of when you think of Russia?

Sean Connery's masterful portrayal of Marko Ramius in The Hunt for Red October. Oh... wait... no... Serious answer: Perestroika! (Oh Sean, how could you.)

Answer to How often do you cut your nails?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 22:58:08 -0800

How often do you cut your nails?

Whenever my rather firm handshake draws blood.

Answer to Who's your favorite Greek god or goddess?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 22:43:54 -0800

Who's your favorite Greek god or goddess?

Prometheus was cool too. Not sure if that had anything to do with my aversion to eating liver.

Answer to Who's your favorite Greek god or goddess?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 22:40:14 -0800

Who's your favorite Greek god or goddess?

Eros. He had some issues with fidelity, but that's par for the course I guess. Mind you, Dionysus didn't help things much with those blasted wine keggers every night of the week.

Answer to What's your favorite kind of pie?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 22:36:17 -0800

What's your favorite kind of pie?

A flaming pie.

Answer to my weed plant has been growing for about 2, 3 months and it's dying how do I save it?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:39:51 -0800

my weed plant has been growing for about 2, 3 months and it's dying how do I save it?

Dial 9-1-1 before it's too late.

Answer to How much does a baby Macaroni Penguin weigh?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:38:48 -0800

How much does a baby Macaroni Penguin weigh?

Before, or after boiling it in hot water?

Answer to Have you ever taken the Activia Challange?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:37:26 -0800

Have you ever taken the Activia Challange?

Did it, and still doing it. I'm regular like clockwork, baby. You could set an Internet Time Server by my colon activity. Actually, a number of African nations already do. It's a free service I offer, for the good of humanity and such.

Answer to What would you do if you find me sleeping with yo mom?

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:29:02 -0800

What would you do if you find me sleeping with yo mom?

Offer my sincerest condolences.

Answer to If one of your questions resurfaces after a few months do you go through and give more points to good answers because your higher level now allows you to?

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:52:43 -0700

If one of your questions resurfaces after a few months do you go through and give more points to good answers because your higher level now allows you to?

Yeah. I give good answers all the points I can give, but sometimes I wish I had more. In those cases, they get "upgrades" when I have the ability.

Answer to What do you call four naked men?

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:52:10 -0700

What do you call four naked men?

The Full Monty, minus two?

Answer to Are you like an onion?

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:42:49 -0700

Are you like an onion?

I'm multi-layered, not to everyone's tastes, and have been known to make people cry by accident. But I'm also sweet, especially if you butter me up and give a little warmth. So yeah, I'm like an onion. ^_^

Answer to The time has come for cold, and overcoats... What does your winter coat look like?

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:01:43 -0700

The time has come for cold, and overcoats... What does your winter coat look like?

I wear a black leather trenchcoat, similar to the one in avallach's pictures.

Answer to Why have they not found Osama Bin Laden?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:11:06 -0700

Why have they not found Osama Bin Laden?

It's sound policy to have at least one bogeyman on the loose, in order to ensure continued military spending. If the fear and anger levels were to subside, there may be calls from the masses to divert some of those funds to other initiatives like... oh, I dunno, social welfare programs.

Answer to Do we really need to keep our minds "outta the gutter"?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:01:15 -0700

Do we really need to keep our minds "outta the gutter"?

No, but we may have to start going down there in shifts; demand usually exceeds the available space. Unless... everyone agrees it's okay to get a little more close and cozy down there... <wink wink> <nudge nudge>. Aie! I seem to have fallen in again, accidentally. Thanks...

Answer to Which ABer do you think has the cutest avatar?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:53:57 -0700

Which ABer do you think has the cutest avatar?

Fun.

Answer to Have you ever questioned God?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:39:28 -0700

Have you ever questioned God?

No. Apparently it's been some time since He's granted an interview directly to a follower. His publicist told me not to get my hopes up; the wait list is long.

Answer to Do you love your sister/s?

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:35:44 -0700

Do you love your sister/s?

No. We're estranged, and that's for the best. I'd have to give serious thought before I'd even attend her funeral. Harsh? Yeah. But sometimes you need to separate yourself from unhealthy people to protect your own health.

Answer to What book are you reading right now and why?

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:53:06 -0700

What book are you reading right now and why?

"Stand & Deliver: The Autobiography" by Adam Ant -- A very personal look at how one man used his music star lifestyle to cope with the symptoms of Bipolar disorder. It was intriguing to see how fragile he was. A very good book. I love biographies.

Answer to Someone stole my question, where can I find it?

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:46:40 -0700

Someone stole my question, where can I find it?

Not stolen, just lost. Under the cushions on the couch, of course. But if you find any change, that's mine. ^_^

Answer to If the Internet has no boundaries, then why do we need Windows, or Gates?

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:44:51 -0700

If the Internet has no boundaries, then why do we need Windows, or Gates?

You don't. Or, at least I don't. ^_^ Of course, I fully support everyone's right to use an expensive, feature-limited, virus-prone, spyware program that calls home to its corporate headquarters every day: ...

Answer to In the game of chess, why is it that white makes the first move?

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:27:32 -0700

In the game of chess, why is it that white makes the first move?

Anyone who has read much of the history of popular gaming knows that chess originated as a racist game. In fact, I've just finished reading a rather fascinating book that described how in the original version, the black side had two rows of pawns. I suppose that we should feel some...

Answer to If you knew that a book is huanted, would you read it?

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:21:53 -0700

If you knew that a book is huanted, would you read it?

"The Haunted Book"? Sounds like something from R.L. Stine. I wouldn't read it, but I'm sure the kids would enjoy it. ^_^

Answer to Roses are red, violets are blue...(please finish)

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:47:42 -0700

Roses are red, violets are blue...(please finish)

Just a few quickies: Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got the clap, And now, so do you. --- Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you, dear Sandra. Uh, Selma? Er, Sue? --- Roses are red, violets are blue, Meter and rhyming schemes are hard, Phooey.

Answer to Which song would you like to never hear again?

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:04:51 -0700

Which song would you like to never hear again?

"Life is a Highway" by Tom Cochrane. Or Chris LeDoux. Or Rascal Flatts. Or anyone else who's thinking of covering it again. Don't get me wrong. It was a GOOD song -- the first 10,000 times I heard it. Enough. Stop. Please. kthanxbye

Answer to When you think of answerbag users, which member pops into your head first?

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:52:47 -0700

When you think of answerbag users, which member pops into your head first?

I suppose it varies, depending on how much interaction I've had with different people recently. Currently, it's PrettyPirate. =)

Answer to I let someone borrow my leopard print thongs and they have not given them back! What should I do?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:11:22 -0700

I let someone borrow my leopard print thongs and they have not given them back! What should I do?

Allow yourself time to go through the 5 Stages of Grief (Kübler-Ross) until you realize that they are never coming back. To assist you in your journey, I suggest you: - Rent "Indecent Proposal" then write a brief essay about the effects of involving third parties in intimate...

Answer to Has anyone taken the Myers-Briggs personality assessment, and what was, or is, your "type"? (Introvert/Extrovert; Sensing/Intuition; Thinking/Feeling; and Judging/Perceiving.)

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:04:28 -0700

Has anyone taken the Myers-Briggs personality assessment, and what was, or is, your "type"? (Introvert/Extrovert; Sensing/Intuition; Thinking/Feeling; and Judging/Perceiving.)

I've taken a few different versions of the test, and I'm always INTJ (Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTJ

Answer to Why is a large bottle of Crown Royal referred to as a 40 pounder?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:55:59 -0700

Why is a large bottle of Crown Royal referred to as a 40 pounder?

40 ouncer = 40 pounder Drink enough of that big bottle, and your head will feel like it was hit by it instead. =)

Answer to Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Touch my monkey!

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:46:34 -0700

Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Touch my monkey!

Only if you can provide me with a current record of vaccination, including rabies. (And good luck with this question, BTW. When I posted it not long ago, it was deleted.)

Answer to How many of your questions have the AB admins deleted?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:28:25 -0700

How many of your questions have the AB admins deleted?

I've lost at least two, perhaps more. The most recent deletion I just noticed now, because another user just reposted it: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/429560

Answer to Have you ever been all revved up with no place to go?

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 08:06:12 -0700

Have you ever been all revved up with no place to go?

You took the words right out of my mouth! Yeah, that happened to me just recently. So I just stayed home and had some meatloaf.

Answer to Who loves ya baby?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:05:09 -0700

Who loves ya baby?

Telly? Is that you? I already told you, my gate doesn't swing that way. And besides, aren't you dead? ^_^

Answer to I have white stuff around my mouth, What could it be?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:57:21 -0700

I have white stuff around my mouth, What could it be?

Tooth paste? Oreo cookie filling? Whipped cream? S... something else. White... It'll come to me.

Answer to How do you truly get over someone that you love?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:51:30 -0700

How do you truly get over someone that you love?

Simple answer: It takes time. I think you can get over most heartbreaks, though you may always have a special place in your heart for your first love. Or at least I do... I still have every card and letter she ever wrote, stored in a little box. We broke up 23 years ago after 3 months of...

Answer to Why are your pants down?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:35:41 -0700

Why are your pants down?

Choose one: (a) I just wanted to establish once and for all, who the big man really is around here. (or) (b) It's part of my charity work, to bring laughter and hope to the less fortunate.

Answer to ?tneipicer eht fo redluohs eht revo daer t'nac elpoep os sdrawkcab enoemos ot rettel a nettirw reve ouy evaH

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:27:03 -0700

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.yas ot gnitseretni taht gnihtyna dah reven ev'I, yltsenoH

Answer to Do the woman & men in wife swap actually sleep with each others spouses?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:21:25 -0700

Do the woman & men in wife swap actually sleep with each others spouses?

Yes, but that detail isn't mentioned during the contract signing because it tends to be a 'deal-breaker'. (Trivia: The clause is in small print, on the bottom of page 93.) On one episode where they showed a 'swapped pair' enter a bedroom and close the door behind...

Answer to Have you ever had an AB Stalker? Someone that either constantly follows your answers and downrates you or snidely comments on your answers? If so, what do you do? (not that I'm having that problem)

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:14:35 -0700

Have you ever had an AB Stalker? Someone that either constantly follows your answers and downrates you or snidely comments on your answers? If so, what do you do? (not that I'm having that problem)

I don't have one. I think. {looks over shoulder} I don't have one. {looks over shoulder} I think. {looks over shoulder} Thanks for making me paranoid. ^_^ {looks over shoulder}

Answer to I woke up this morning beside a naked stranger. What do I do?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:09:36 -0700

I woke up this morning beside a naked stranger. What do I do?

Book a test at the free clinic.

Answer to Do men actually enjoy going down on a woman?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:41:19 -0700

Do men actually enjoy going down on a woman?

Depends on the woman. ^_^ Uhm, generally, if a man expresses willingness to go down on you, it's because he actually wants to, and not out of some sense of obligation. :)

Answer to Do you honk your horn to people when you drive?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:29:08 -0700

Do you honk your horn to people when you drive?

Not usually. Sometimes I use... er, 'sign language' to communicate my feelings to other drivers. ^_^

Answer to Got a song for Fox "News"?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:24:37 -0700

Got a song for Fox "News"?

- "Lies" by Billy Talent (or Thompson Twins) - "Crazy Talk" by Chilliwack (or, "Stone Cold Crazy" by Queen) - "Dare To Be Stupid" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic (or, "I'm So Stupid" by Madonna) Take your pick.

Answer to Do you have a partner in crime?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:13:11 -0700

Do you have a partner in crime?

I did. He knew too much.

Answer to How many questions do you have over 50 points? How many answers?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:48:00 -0700

How many questions do you have over 50 points? How many answers?

Questions >50: 3 (of ~80) Answers >50: 0 (of ~800. Phooey!)

Answer to How many others besides me are getting sick and tired of people with no sense of humor unjustly flagging humorous questions? I was just informed Jay was here has ben PBed for asking too many crazy thoughts questions that got flagged and I for one am mad.

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:39:48 -0700

How many others besides me are getting sick and tired of people with no sense of humor unjustly flagging humorous questions? I was just informed Jay was here has ben PBed for asking too many crazy thoughts questions that got flagged and I for one am mad.

Ridiculous. I enjoyed JWH's recent string of silly questions, and so did a majority of others based on their high ratings. He even got his own silly question in recognition of this feat: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/421175 In any case, Jay writes plenty of great "normal"...

Answer to Ladies: Can I see you naked, please? :)

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:26:50 -0700

Ladies: Can I see you naked, please? :)

Before answering, keep in mind these two things: (1.) It's Friday and I'm in a happy, flirty mood. (2.) I did say please. (3.) You'd feel bad if you downrated me and then I disappeared suddenly because of some possible gambling debts that I'm not admitting I have just...

Answer to What does your smiley face look like? =O)

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:11:32 -0700

What does your smiley face look like? =O)

^_^ It's happier in the eyes than in the lips, just like me in real life.

Answer to How old are you? How old is your current bf, gf, or spouse?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:09:27 -0700

How old are you? How old is your current bf, gf, or spouse?

37/31

Answer to Why did Fun delete all of her friends? I still wanna be her friend :)

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:14:22 -0700

Why did Fun delete all of her friends? I still wanna be her friend :)

Too many people were asking to borrow money, pestering her to help them move, and trying to get advance copies of her forthcoming book "Bacon du Jour: 365 Fun Recipes for 'Makin' the Bacon'". (And no, I didn't get a copy either.)

Answer to Who would like to congratulate me for finally becoming a Brain after more than a year of bagging?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:05:31 -0700

Who would like to congratulate me for finally becoming a Brain after more than a year of bagging?

Congratulations! It's been a long haul. ^_^

Answer to Who wants to join me in congratulating my pickle Ender on making Maestro? Woot!

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:40:06 -0700

Who wants to join me in congratulating my pickle Ender on making Maestro? Woot!

w00t! (pickle?) (no - don't tell me ^_^)

Answer to Today is Fun's last day on chemo. Who would like to join me in congratulating Fun on making it through chemo and wish her well at her doctor's appointment today? Yay Fun!

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:33:39 -0700

Today is Fun's last day on chemo. Who would like to join me in congratulating Fun on making it through chemo and wish her well at her doctor's appointment today? Yay Fun!

My thoughts will truly be with you today, Fun, and frequently from now on. I'm sorry to say that I had no idea ... :(

Answer to What does the sound of Gulls overhead remind you of?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:47:32 -0700

What does the sound of Gulls overhead remind you of?

The importance of "duck and cover".

Answer to If I invited you to a wedding and clothing was optional, would you come?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:43:00 -0700

If I invited you to a wedding and clothing was optional, would you come?

Sure. I've already seen hundreds of people naked. If I'm not scare-proof, nobody is. ^_^

Answer to What's your favorite scene from "The Jerk"?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:26:46 -0700

What's your favorite scene from "The Jerk"?

Writing the lawsuit settlement cheques: "Pay to the order of Mrs. Wilbur Stark, one dollar and nine cents!" "Pay to the order of 'Iron Balls' McGinty, one dollar and NINE CENTS!"

Answer to Atheists-what is your favourite bible quote?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:59:23 -0700

Atheists-what is your favourite bible quote?

Isn't this kinda like asking PETA members to submit their favourite meatloaf recipe? =)

Answer to About how much bad karma did I gain by popping a housefly on the back of its head with the flick of my finger?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:54:18 -0700

About how much bad karma did I gain by popping a housefly on the back of its head with the flick of my finger?

-3 points. However, you can easily regain that by rating this answer positively. Additionally, if you pop Ann Coulter in the back of the head, that's worth a 300 karma point credit, which will offset the future flicking of 100 addition flies at your leisure. NOTE: Karma points...

Answer to Generally speaking, do girls prefer guys with long or short hair?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:53:37 -0700

Generally speaking, do girls prefer guys with long or short hair?

Loooooooong. Well, on their heads anyway. ;)

Answer to Do you think that people have had enough of silly love songs?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:15:10 -0700

Do you think that people have had enough of silly love songs?

Heather Mills has.

Answer to What kind of photographer are you?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:30:15 -0700

What kind of photographer are you?

Weddings Parties Anything (Ask about my lingerie special -- half off!) (Also, nudes... 100% off - for a limited time).

Answer to What is the WORST pick up line you have heard? Eg At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 17:22:38 -0700

What is the WORST pick up line you have heard? Eg At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

Nice bum. Where're you from?

Answer to I appreciate when other women look at my guy. For me, it just means I choose a great guy! How about you?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:11:58 -0700

I appreciate when other women look at my guy. For me, it just means I choose a great guy! How about you?

My wife notices women look at me, and has pointed out on a few occasions where I've been asked for directions or other information that they were flirting with me. I thought they were just being friendly. Anyway, apparently that's a no-no for her.

Answer to What's with all the recent "naked" questions? Not that I'm complaining : )

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:50:45 -0700

What's with all the recent "naked" questions? Not that I'm complaining : )

The Flirt-O-Meter was dipping into the low range, and we compensated accordingly. Yaaaaaaaaay TEAM.

Answer to Where is the best place you have had sex?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:33:49 -0700

Where is the best place you have had sex?

Outdoors, on a sunny afternoon, on a cliff overlooking a waterfall. Amazing.

Answer to What is your sexuality and have you ever thought about becoming a different one?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:32:13 -0700

What is your sexuality and have you ever thought about becoming a different one?

I'm straight. I can tell the difference between an attractive man and an unattractive one, but neither can light my fire. I love women. Ladies beware -- I'm mentally undressing you as we speak, while secretly wishing you'd save me the trouble. ;-)

Answer to Is there a part of your body that always seems colder than the rest?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:08:21 -0700

Is there a part of your body that always seems colder than the rest?

If I tell you, will you rub it to keep it warm?

Answer to If you had a Wookie, what would you name it?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:04:38 -0700

If you had a Wookie, what would you name it?

{{{Star Wars nerd mode ON}}} He'd already *have* a name. Don't you read Wookieepedia? WOOKIEES [note the spelling] are intelligent creatures with a unique language and culture. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookies {{{Star Wars nerd mode OFF}}} Uhm... Schnookums? :)

Answer to I have just recently recieved bad news from Blank Savage's brother. Sadly it seems Blank was found dead in his barn yesterday. The autopsy said heart failure. He left a poem in the event that something like this would happen. Poem in the answer. :(

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:29:46 -0700

I have just recently recieved bad news from Blank Savage's brother. Sadly it seems Blank was found dead in his barn yesterday. The autopsy said heart failure. He left a poem in the event that something like this would happen. Poem in the answer. :(

If this is the case, I'm sorry to know he's been lost. While I hate to be a doubter, I must say I'm surprised that although he was only found dead yesterday (Oct 9th) an autopsy has already been completed by morning/mid-day today (Oct 10th), with a conclusive result. It must...

Answer to Do other people in your life know about your AB friends? Shouldn't we have like a weird buddy system so that if G-d forbid anything happened to you, someone from AB would be contacted? How would your AB friends know? (I'm panicking.)

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:23:16 -0700

Do other people in your life know about your AB friends? Shouldn't we have like a weird buddy system so that if G-d forbid anything happened to you, someone from AB would be contacted? How would your AB friends know? (I'm panicking.)

I keep my web habits mostly to myself. If I died, no one would know to contact you, or any of my other haunts. At this point, no one here would probably notice. It's a busy site. However, my email address is still on my page, should anyone wish to check up. When I do go, I intend to...

Answer to If you discovered a new country, island, state, etc., what would you name it?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:15:56 -0700

If you discovered a new country, island, state, etc., what would you name it?

Fantasy Island. To hell with ABC and their lawyers, it's my island, and my fantasies. :)

Answer to How many times have you been engaged?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:28:41 -0700

How many times have you been engaged?

Three times. And yeah, the third time WAS the charm. :)

Answer to Will you scratch my back?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:21:31 -0700

Will you scratch my back?

Sure. Can we exchange?

Answer to Is a back scratch really better than sex? OR AT LEAST UP THERE?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:20:34 -0700

Is a back scratch really better than sex? OR AT LEAST UP THERE?

It's damn good. And you can "do it" with friends and not be cheating. :) Try THAT with sex. (Actually, don't.)

Answer to I lost a bet to my friend Sarah and now I have to run down my own block at midnight in any way she wants me to. She says I have to ask you guys for suggestions. Can you please go easy on me, I'm very shy!

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:18:28 -0700

I lost a bet to my friend Sarah and now I have to run down my own block at midnight in any way she wants me to. She says I have to ask you guys for suggestions. Can you please go easy on me, I'm very shy!

Sorry. I can't see you making any midnight runs with clothes on. What would be the "loss" in doing it clothed? Just pray that there's no video cameras with nightvision capturing the escapade. :)

Answer to I am feeling a little down and sad today....need some tlc..?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:15:14 -0700

I am feeling a little down and sad today....need some tlc..?

Smile. You're beautiful, you're smart, you have a good job, and you're nice. What's to be sad about? (((hugs)))

Answer to After how long should women start sharing the cost of the date?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:09:59 -0700

After how long should women start sharing the cost of the date?

On a date with me? Never. Call me old fashioned ("YOU'RE OLD FASHIONED!!!") but whenever I've taken a lady to dinner, her company was all the "repayment" I needed. And I still "date" my wife once a week. :)

Answer to Are you naughtier here at Answerbag than in real life? I am ;)

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:05:02 -0700

Are you naughtier here at Answerbag than in real life? I am ;)

I'm ... hmmm ... utterly repressed in real life. So this is one of the few outlets I have to be a bit crazy. Thank you AB, and thanks also to the lovely residents.

Answer to If you were caught in the nude what would you say

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:13:02 -0700

If you were caught in the nude what would you say

It depends where their eyes were looking and/or how long they lingered. If they looked at any of the significant bits in my midsection, I might ask for an assessment. ;)

Answer to What is a website that you go to everytime you get on a computer?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:08:54 -0700

What is a website that you go to everytime you get on a computer?

gmail or distrowatch.com

Answer to When was the last time you skinny dipped and with who?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:55:01 -0700

When was the last time you skinny dipped and with who?

About 10 years ago, with a mixed group of friends, during daylight hours at a cabin by the lake.

Answer to Do you think people who talk up their physical attractiveness lack moral fiber?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:50:46 -0700

Do you think people who talk up their physical attractiveness lack moral fiber?

Possibly, but I'm more inclined to assume that they lack substance in general.

Answer to What color is your vehicle and do you like it?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:42:20 -0700

What color is your vehicle and do you like it?

Ask me: It's black According to the manufacturer: It's "metallic charcoal"

Answer to If you founds someone skinny dipping, would you steal their clothes?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:31:10 -0700

If you founds someone skinny dipping, would you steal their clothes?

Nah. I'd use them as a dry place to sit while I cheered and applauded loudly. :)

Answer to Which car company would you want to own?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:30:00 -0700

Which car company would you want to own?

Toyota, Honda, or Nissan in that order. As much as I'd love to support the "home team", the rest of the world still hasn't matched Japanese auto manufacturing prowess. I support them as a consumer, so naturally I'd want to own them (particularly Toyota).

Answer to Are you Salty, Spicy or Bland?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:58:11 -0700

Are you Salty, Spicy or Bland?

Bland hardshell coating, sweet and sour chewy centre. Not everyone's taste, I know.

Answer to Which Bob Marley song is your favorite: One Love, Exodus, Jammin or I shot the Sherriff?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:52:47 -0700

Which Bob Marley song is your favorite: One Love, Exodus, Jammin or I shot the Sherriff?

Forever Loving Jah.

Answer to Are you ready for KDE 4.0?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:21:28 -0700

Are you ready for KDE 4.0?

Definitely. I've been a little disappointed at the delay, but I'd rather they release a "perfect" version. It'll make a nice Christmas present. While I'm a pretty hardcore Linux user, I have to say that I'm most curious to see how it will port to other...

Answer to How to update bios

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:08:12 -0700

How to update bios

Try these instructions: http://www.pcstats.com/articleview.cfm?articleID=1633

Answer to Whats your favorite P2P downloader and why...

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:03:55 -0700

Whats your favorite P2P downloader and why...

I like Frostwire. It's a high quality and totally FREE open source fork of LimeWire PRO. It's simple to use, feature rich, multi-platform (Windows, Mac OSX and Linux), and doesn't include any of the extra junk software that Limewire used to sneak onto your computer. ...

Answer to Whats the best free video editing software?? and what site can i get it?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:56:04 -0700

Whats the best free video editing software?? and what site can i get it?

Advanced features + $0 price tag? It'd have to be open source. Try Jahshaka: http://www.jahshaka.org/ (just be sure you're downloading the Jahshaka application itself, and not just Jahplayer and jplayer).

Answer to Where can I download Photoshop for free SAFELY? And how can I know for sure that it is safe?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:45:36 -0700

Where can I download Photoshop for free SAFELY? And how can I know for sure that it is safe?

That's software piracy, so I can't help you there. Try The GIMP or GIMPshop: http://www.gimp.org/ http://www.gimpshop.com/

Answer to Are you in danger of becoming a member of Assholes Anonymous?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:15:49 -0700

Are you in danger of becoming a member of Assholes Anonymous?

Sadly, I was outed, so I founded "Assholes Unanimous" for others like me.

Answer to Have you ever considered dating someone on Answerbag?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:11:53 -0700

Have you ever considered dating someone on Answerbag?

No, but then I'm married. I met my wife through the Internet about 9 years ago, so I know it's possible to make a match electronically. However, I have kids now, and I don't think I would ever marry again if it somehow fell apart. Hypothetically, if I were divorced and there...

Answer to How to delete questions from answerbag- if not answered?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:49:20 -0700

How to delete questions from answerbag- if not answered?

You can't, but there are options. (1.) Delete your avatar, change your user name to anonymous, and quit using this account. Then, start over again with another account. (2.) Write a bunch of new questions... so that the embarrassing ones get buried under a pile of good ones.

Answer to What's your favorite crappy song?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:25:56 -0700

What's your favorite crappy song?

The hidden track ("Love Song") on Alice In Chains' Sap [EP]. So funny. :)