Answerbag: Sosueme's answers

Answer to Can you explain the role wind has played in your life? If you like wind, hate it, what it means to you.

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 09:46:49 -0700

Can you explain the role wind has played in your life? If you like wind, hate it, what it means to you.

I break it often :) It feels good.

Answer to can a dog pass pnemonia

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 08:26:38 -0700

can a dog pass pnemonia

no, but I know they do pass gas.

Answer to What is a perfect gift for your best friends?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:42:51 -0800

What is a perfect gift for your best friends?

If you have to ask, perhaps new best friends.

Answer to Do you go to sleep with a clear conscience?? :-/

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:38:08 -0800

Do you go to sleep with a clear conscience?? :-/

Yes, but I prefer to sleep with my girlfriend.

Answer to I just got a raise!!!!!!! What drink will you buy me to celebrate?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 21:41:16 -0800

I just got a raise!!!!!!! What drink will you buy me to celebrate?

You got the raise...you buy :)

Answer to Did you get lucky last night?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:59:20 -0800

Did you get lucky last night?

No, my dog's name is Macy :)

Answer to What does Satan look like?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 07:56:00 -0800

What does Satan look like?

Like this

Answer to Do i need a visa to go in NewYork??? for atlist 1week??? im british citizen ... can someone plz answer me. i will fly on second - week of jan..ASAP plz. ty

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:31:39 -0800

Do i need a visa to go in NewYork??? for atlist 1week??? im british citizen ... can someone plz answer me. i will fly on second - week of jan..ASAP plz. ty

No, but a bullet proof vest might help.

Answer to Where you live, is it safe to walk your dog at night after dark?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:28:02 -0800

Where you live, is it safe to walk your dog at night after dark?

No, there has been a rash of dog thefts lately.

Answer to How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:25:26 -0800

How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)?

It was assigned to me, like everybody elses. Ab does it after you have participated enough and can give you a suitable name. If you haven't gotten your yet, you will.

Answer to Which ABer has the sexiest butt?=D

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:13:23 -0800

Which ABer has the sexiest butt?=D

Not sure. If you are aware of a previous question where pictures are posted, let me know and I'll cast a vote. At this point, I'd vote for Moonchild.

Answer to What's the proper term..cleavage or breasts?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:09:08 -0800

What's the proper term..cleavage or breasts?

Guess it depends whether you are a guy or a girl....moobs or boobs.

Answer to What is your favourite movie about boxing or martial arts?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:07:28 -0800

What is your favourite movie about boxing or martial arts?

Raging Bull, Rocky, Cindarella Man

Answer to True or False, You prefer a shorter partner in bed?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:02:10 -0800

True or False, You prefer a shorter partner in bed?

False, but if we are both standing, short and a flat head go well together:)

Answer to What is the one thimg you hate about condoms?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:59:09 -0800

What is the one thimg you hate about condoms?

Takes away from the spontanaiety of the moment

Answer to Men,what are your standards about whether a girl is hot or not?

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:57:29 -0800

Men,what are your standards about whether a girl is hot or not?

Sweaty armpits don't do anything for me. But if she is really hot and has to take her clothes off, that usually works for me :)

Answer to My dad can beat your dad up . do you want to bet on it?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:07:11 -0800

My dad can beat your dad up . do you want to bet on it?

Yes, I'll bet you that your dad would win.....mine is dead.

Answer to Why are you wearing my pants?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:00:08 -0800

Why are you wearing my pants?

Sorrry. I really have to stop getting dressed in the dark.

Answer to Does this link put the unemployment rate in perspective? Wow!

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:53:33 -0800

Does this link put the unemployment rate in perspective? Wow!

It's like the spread of a bad disease. What's really scary is that the real unemployment rate is actually higher as the current stats do not include people whoo have simply stopped looking, working part tiime etc.

Answer to Do you like to forget about everything else and just cuddle with your S.O.?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:46:05 -0800

Do you like to forget about everything else and just cuddle with your S.O.?

Absolutely. Don't think about anything but her when I do that. Doesn't happen enough though :(

Answer to Why did you stop talking to your ex if you did? Just curious.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:43:19 -0800

Why did you stop talking to your ex if you did? Just curious.

Because she is my ex. Why would I want anything to do with her?

Answer to Are/were you grandparents much more easy going/placid than your parents?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:42:30 -0800

Are/were you grandparents much more easy going/placid than your parents?

My dad had me when he was older so he was old enough to be my grandfather. Anyway, he used to complain of being placid.....or was that flaccid? I don't remember anymore:)

Answer to What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "NO!!"?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:37:12 -0800

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "NO!!"?

My dogs

Answer to Would you let a 15 year old get their belly button pierced?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:09:40 -0800

Would you let a 15 year old get their belly button pierced?

No, she might wind up looking like this

Answer to How to take off parental control without password

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:00:54 -0800

How to take off parental control without password

It's very easy and works for both TV's and computers. You will need a small screwdriver. Unscrew the casing from either the TV or the computer to get to the working inards. Detach all the wiring at the connection points. You have successfully disenabled the parental control as well as...

Answer to Whens the last time someone said I love you to you

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:50:40 -0800

Whens the last time someone said I love you to you

Last night.

Answer to You meet her eyes from across the room, each time you look, she is looking back. Could this be some sort of attraction of two people recognising there is a connection going on here?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:42:20 -0800

You meet her eyes from across the room, each time you look, she is looking back. Could this be some sort of attraction of two people recognising there is a connection going on here?

Could be that or you could have snot dripping from your nose. :)

Answer to I can't decide between the cute christian girl and the hot party girl. Being a Christian myself I lean a little towards the Christian girl but she is almost too nice. Which is a better choice?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:38:11 -0800

I can't decide between the cute christian girl and the hot party girl. Being a Christian myself I lean a little towards the Christian girl but she is almost too nice. Which is a better choice?

What??? Chritians don't party :) I'm going to have to rethink my allegences.

Answer to Ladies, do you feel like you are more of a sexual being than your mother was? Guys, same question with your fathers.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:08:36 -0800

Ladies, do you feel like you are more of a sexual being than your mother was? Guys, same question with your fathers.

As far as I know, I had only one father. Guess mom was not that much of a sexual being.

Answer to My husband had a child with another woman while we were seperated, since then, we got back together and he just found out about the child. The state is wanting all of my information, do i have to provide it?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:01:20 -0800

My husband had a child with another woman while we were seperated, since then, we got back together and he just found out about the child. The state is wanting all of my information, do i have to provide it?

Not without a subpoena and even then you may be able to fight that.

Answer to Men what are your techniques for giving a woman an orgasim?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:00:11 -0800

Men what are your techniques for giving a woman an orgasim?

Give her my credit card....seems to work.

Answer to Are you wearing anything black right now?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:53:38 -0800

Are you wearing anything black right now?

Hat, pants, shoes, socks,belt, shirt and windbreaker....going golfing.

Answer to What would you reveal to me, your age or your weight?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:45:43 -0800

What would you reveal to me, your age or your weight?

Either, they're just numbers

Answer to Do you consider your "ex" to be a . . . . . . . . . . . .MOONCALF?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:43:30 -0800

Do you consider your "ex" to be a . . . . . . . . . . . .MOONCALF?

No, but my girlfriend now is a Moonchild.

Answer to Would there be fewer affairs and less adultery if polygamy was legal?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:40:30 -0800

Would there be fewer affairs and less adultery if polygamy was legal?

No, it would just be defined differently

Answer to Tomorrow I'm going to visit a friend who has a pinched nerve in his back and can't walk. What's a good non-cheesy gift to give him?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:38:55 -0800

Tomorrow I'm going to visit a friend who has a pinched nerve in his back and can't walk. What's a good non-cheesy gift to give him?

Yogurt???

Answer to How many times should I have to call my husband to dinner before the kids and I start without him?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:03:55 -0800

How many times should I have to call my husband to dinner before the kids and I start without him?

Once....he should be happy and thankful you prepared a meal.

Answer to My brothers girlfriend was treatening me that she would break up with my brother if i didnt do stuff for her so i dec ided to tell him after about two months then he got mad at me i told my parents and now im grounded for 2 weeks wat should i do

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:59:42 -0800

My brothers girlfriend was treatening me that she would break up with my brother if i didnt do stuff for her so i dec ided to tell him after about two months then he got mad at me i told my parents and now im grounded for 2 weeks wat should i do

If I were you I would read the AB rules. You do not appear to be old enough to be using this site.

Answer to I want to write an autobiography. if i change the names, do i still need releases? if so, what form can i use and what do i do about those who are deceased?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:57:25 -0800

I want to write an autobiography. if i change the names, do i still need releases? if so, what form can i use and what do i do about those who are deceased?

If what you write is true, you don't need any releases. There is no libel if it is fact.

Answer to How much do you enjoy shopping for christmas?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:53:40 -0800

How much do you enjoy shopping for christmas?

I don't enjoy the shopping part, but the giving part is fun.

Answer to What makes you get really bent out of shape?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:41:14 -0800

What makes you get really bent out of shape?

Sex sometimes

Answer to Who should move out of the house, the cheater, or the cheated?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:37:48 -0800

Who should move out of the house, the cheater, or the cheated?

The one with the better attorney

Answer to Were you made in the 80s?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:26:05 -0800

Were you made in the 80s?

Yes, but now I'm in the witness protection program

Answer to Whats a bad thing about smoking?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:19:47 -0800

Whats a bad thing about smoking?

Death

Answer to I have a pet Goldfish named Spot. For 6 points, can you guess why I named him "Spot"?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:13:19 -0800

I have a pet Goldfish named Spot. For 6 points, can you guess why I named him "Spot"?

It is gold with black spots. A lot of goldfish have that coloration.

Answer to What is the best wine to give as a gift? Whites? Reds?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:09:41 -0800

What is the best wine to give as a gift? Whites? Reds?

Depends on what the person you are giving it to likes, but I usually give red. You don't have to worry about it being chilled.

Answer to Has anyone from AB ever seen you naked?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:04:14 -0800

Has anyone from AB ever seen you naked?

Yep

Answer to Does anything hold you back from showing people who you really are?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:17:53 -0800

Does anything hold you back from showing people who you really are?

Does a restraining order count?

Answer to Smacking children- right or wrong?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:16:37 -0800

Smacking children- right or wrong?

I don't have children, but if I did, I'd teach them not to smack each other.

Answer to What was your "most lost" lost weekend?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:28:49 -0800

What was your "most lost" lost weekend?

I vaguely remember a trip to New Orleans when I was in college. Drank for 24 hours straight at one point. Recently, I was in Luxemburg trying to get back to Germany and wound up in Belgium. That's pretty lost when you wind up in the wrong country.

Answer to Which one is your favourite meat,Beef,Goat,Lamb or pork.?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:23:19 -0800

Which one is your favourite meat,Beef,Goat,Lamb or pork.?

They are all very good, but the best meat I have ever had is ostrich

Answer to When you want a quick lunch what do you make?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:21:59 -0800

When you want a quick lunch what do you make?

A quick trip to McDonalds

Answer to (my boyfriend is in jail and wants me to write a sweet letter. what should i say?)

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:45:57 -0800

(my boyfriend is in jail and wants me to write a sweet letter. what should i say?)

Dear (insert name), The other evening was so special to me. The long night by the fire with a bottle of wine. Waking up in the morning in your warm embrace. It was such a special evening. Things have been difficult with (insert name) in jail. I think it is time for me to move on and you have...

Answer to I'm so jealous. How can I learn to salsa as good as this dog? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/05/dancing-dog-can-salsa-way_n_346742.html

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:56:42 -0800

I'm so jealous. How can I learn to salsa as good as this dog? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/05/dancing-dog-can-salsa-way_n_346742.html

Biscuits......lots of biscuits

Answer to Be honest... what is the first thought that comes to your mind when you see that someone gives you negative points

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:18:55 -0800

Be honest... what is the first thought that comes to your mind when you see that someone gives you negative points

Must have pissed somebody off.....oh well.

Answer to How many men have changed their personality after a heartbreaking break up?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:14:50 -0800

How many men have changed their personality after a heartbreaking break up?

Though all of time? I think the number was 472,503,636,291 at last count.....give or take a few.

Answer to 9 abusive relationships in 2 years. I'm only 14. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:15:04 -0800

9 abusive relationships in 2 years. I'm only 14. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?

Dating....you are far too young.

Answer to Girls: Why do you insist on taking us shopping with you? Is it for connecting intimacy?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:42:56 -0800

Girls: Why do you insist on taking us shopping with you? Is it for connecting intimacy?

It's their means of torturing us

Answer to Would you be willing to pay $6000 for surgery if your 6-year old son needed an open heart surgery to survive?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:40:17 -0800

Would you be willing to pay $6000 for surgery if your 6-year old son needed an open heart surgery to survive?

Who's operating and is it on the kitchen table? $6000 wouldn't even pay for the tongue depressers

Answer to Would you prefer to be with someone for the rest of your life or change partners every so many years?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:27:07 -0800

Would you prefer to be with someone for the rest of your life or change partners every so many years?

Just one. I've done the changing thing and don't like it.

Answer to What do you think of when you hear "Virginia"?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:23:19 -0800

What do you think of when you hear "Virginia"?

My buddy's wife. Her name is Virginia and her maiden name is Beach. Her sister's name is Sandra (Sandy). Not kidding.

Answer to Is this true or false: You have eaten breakfast food for supper in the last week?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:06:15 -0800

Is this true or false: You have eaten breakfast food for supper in the last week?

I eat eggs and scrapple all of the time for dinner. Tonight, I made an egg and cheese omelette stuffed with chili.

Answer to Do you have your own computer or do you have to share it with family or partners.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:01:34 -0800

Do you have your own computer or do you have to share it with family or partners.

Three laptops and three towers and I don't know what I'm doing most of the time.

Answer to Did you/do you ever get lost in a store or supermarket?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:51:56 -0800

Did you/do you ever get lost in a store or supermarket?

Great song Barcaluv. I don't get lost at the supermarket but I need a GPS at the mall. You can usually find me in the security area with all the lost little kids:)

Answer to Will you have your birthday this month?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:45:36 -0800

Will you have your birthday this month?

No, but gifts are welcome anytime :)

Answer to When was the last time you read the newspaper?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:43:02 -0800

When was the last time you read the newspaper?

On an airplane a few months ago. I usually get the news on the net or on TV

Answer to What would really make your day today...?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:41:19 -0800

What would really make your day today...?

My girlfriend showing up on my doorstep.....long distance relationships suck:(

Answer to Have you ever been on a first date and your date told you something about themselves that was so weird or totally had you in shock?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:27:22 -0800

Have you ever been on a first date and your date told you something about themselves that was so weird or totally had you in shock?

Once on a first date, while we were just getting to know each other, she told me she had had a breast reduction and also had had her female inards removed. I wasn't quite sure what to say to that. We only had one more date.

Answer to My new husband hit me for the first time. He apologized and cried. What should be done in this situation? He is blaming me for getting hit.

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:03:42 -0800

My new husband hit me for the first time. He apologized and cried. What should be done in this situation? He is blaming me for getting hit.

Get out now and make it the last time.

Answer to Who wants to join me in making an answerbag football team?where do you want to play?

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:54:46 -0800

Who wants to join me in making an answerbag football team?where do you want to play?

I will. Let's play here:

Answer to What would you do if you had a boyfriend on answerbag who was trying to "friend" slutty looking women on here, and then trying to send them secret messages or emails on here

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:54:11 -0800

What would you do if you had a boyfriend on answerbag who was trying to "friend" slutty looking women on here, and then trying to send them secret messages or emails on here

I've had that happen to me, except it was women who wanted a relationship with a hot looking squirrel. Are you nuts anonymous? They're just avatars.

Answer to Have you, in a positive way, “grown” at all since joining the AB Family? Want to share by telling us how so?

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:44:26 -0800

Have you, in a positive way, “grown” at all since joining the AB Family? Want to share by telling us how so?

Well, there was that vacation in Germany with another Ab'r :)

Answer to How do u feel after having sex?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:45:16 -0700

How do u feel after having sex?

Like this

Answer to Is it okay for a husband to email an ex-girlfriend?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:26:46 -0700

Is it okay for a husband to email an ex-girlfriend?

Sounds like it would be uncomfortable. What if she gets stuck in the computer?

Answer to Are you looking for a partner right now?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:38:34 -0700

Are you looking for a partner right now?

Yeah, the guy I golf with stinks.

Answer to Would you ever date someone who had been in jail?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:37:05 -0700

Would you ever date someone who had been in jail?

Sure.....if she provides the handcuffs:)

Answer to How to Have Safe Sex

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:36:05 -0700

How to Have Safe Sex

And your expert advice is????

Answer to Does rejection ever stop hurting?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:34:46 -0700

Does rejection ever stop hurting?

I've learned not to give a shit.....seems to work.

Answer to Have you kept up with the Jones's? If so, do you think you're more in debt than they are?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:32:56 -0700

Have you kept up with the Jones's? If so, do you think you're more in debt than they are?

Don't know them, but I'm not in debt.

Answer to What can you hear right now?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:31:09 -0700

What can you hear right now?

My girlfriend sleeping.

Answer to When was the last time you had sex?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:30:12 -0700

When was the last time you had sex?

Lucky you....you had it 10/24/09. It's been a bit longer ago for me.

Answer to Why do girls not take advantage of their power over men?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:28:47 -0700

Why do girls not take advantage of their power over men?

They do....it's called divorce.

Answer to I've heard that paranormal activity is highest at night. Why would this be?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:27:47 -0700

I've heard that paranormal activity is highest at night. Why would this be?

Alcohol and drugs

Answer to How long must you sit before you resign to the fact that you have a dingle-berry?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:25:00 -0700

How long must you sit before you resign to the fact that you have a dingle-berry?

I don't notice them till I walk, after they have had a chance to dry.

Answer to Does anyone else suffer from (my words) 'computer dyslexia?' I can spell well when writing but when typing I get the letters mixed up etc.

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:54:21 -0700

Does anyone else suffer from (my words) 'computer dyslexia?' I can spell well when writing but when typing I get the letters mixed up etc.

Don't think so. I know I can't type well though.

Answer to Do you know how to say hello in another language?? Say it in your answere ok.

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:50:20 -0700

Do you know how to say hello in another language?? Say it in your answere ok.

Hola - Spanish Yo - Philadelphian GO PHILLIES!!!

Answer to Where is a good place to meet good women, I dont want another one night stand?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:06:14 -0700

Where is a good place to meet good women, I dont want another one night stand?

In my mind....that's where my opinion is.

Answer to You are delivering pizza, and a woman opens the door, nude. Do you call your boss or collect the money and run?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:06:19 -0700

You are delivering pizza, and a woman opens the door, nude. Do you call your boss or collect the money and run?

Just take the money and say "You wanted the large pepperoni, right?"

Answer to My great friend therapist has reached maestro. Would you like to stop by and wish her congratulations for all her hard work?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:59:13 -0700

My great friend therapist has reached maestro. Would you like to stop by and wish her congratulations for all her hard work?

Congrats....play me a song please

Answer to What do you think of remarring your s/o?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:38:35 -0700

What do you think of remarring your s/o?

Who?

Answer to How was your shortest and longest sex?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:32:43 -0700

How was your shortest and longest sex?

Pretty sure my weiner is always the same size when aroused, but I'll measure it the next few times and get back to you with a more definitive answer.

Answer to Do you have a firm fanny, a flabby fanny, a fat fanny, a bubble butt, a big butt, a round rump, or a dismal derriere?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:29:11 -0700

Do you have a firm fanny, a flabby fanny, a fat fanny, a bubble butt, a big butt, a round rump, or a dismal derriere?

I don't know. I'm not double jointed, so I can't see it.

Answer to Would you give mouth to mouth to your pet if necessary?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:43:07 -0700

Would you give mouth to mouth to your pet if necessary?

Absolutely. I kiss my dogs all the time anyway.

Answer to Is this a dull question?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:40:17 -0700

Is this a dull question?

Yes......just like this answer.

Answer to Do you have a microscope?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:38:50 -0700

Do you have a microscope?

Yep, but it's about 35 years old. Still works though.

Answer to What's your favorite party food?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:36:50 -0700

What's your favorite party food?

Scallops wrapped in bacon

Answer to What was the last soup you had?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:34:51 -0700

What was the last soup you had?

Chicken noodle, about two weeks ago. Needed someting I didn't have to chew....root canal:(

Answer to I know this is sick but here goes. My 12 year old cousin is dating a 7 year old girl?! WTF?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:02:07 -0700

I know this is sick but here goes. My 12 year old cousin is dating a 7 year old girl?! WTF?

****NEWSFLASH***** That is not dating

Answer to When do husbands know that they are in trouble?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:43:59 -0700

When do husbands know that they are in trouble?

The splint second after they say "I Do"

Answer to Do you always wear underwear with your pajamas or nightgown?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:20:25 -0700

Do you always wear underwear with your pajamas or nightgown?

Pajamas???? The most ridiculous thing ever invented. Why get undressed and then dressed again, just to go to bed?