Answerbag: NoMorph's answers

Answer to Where does YOUR story begin?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:45:21 -0800

Where does YOUR story begin?

OK, it was 1962, and Mom and Dad were trying to make a go of it in Redondo Beach, California, and times were rough for them and I guess they couldn't afford condoms?

Answer to Can you go to jail for burgary,1st time,18 years old.returned everything and turned myself in.am i looking at jail time?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:22:40 -0800

Can you go to jail for burgary,1st time,18 years old.returned everything and turned myself in.am i looking at jail time?

If it's truly your first time and you've already made restitution you'll most likely get probation.

Answer to How many think U.S.A. spelling is ment to fill your head useless knowledge?

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:58:00 -0700

How many think U.S.A. spelling is ment to fill your head useless knowledge?

I think both spelling AND English would be very useful for you.

Answer to Are there any world leaders who would look good naked?

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:43:09 -0700

Are there any world leaders who would look good naked?

Hopefully we'll never know for sure!

Answer to Were you waiting for me?

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:22:19 -0700

Were you waiting for me?

Yeah, for about an hour. Then I just gave up. Have fun finding someone else to babysit now.

Answer to Do you think Susan Atkins, a Manson follower should be allowed a compassionate parole since she is so sick?

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:07:19 -0700

Do you think Susan Atkins, a Manson follower should be allowed a compassionate parole since she is so sick?

Yes I do.

Answer to Do they check your medical record in a background check.

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:17:20 -0700

Do they check your medical record in a background check.

No, they'd give you a physical and try to find out your medical history if that mattered to them.

Answer to Men do you think all men would rape if given the oportunity? or teenage boys?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:16:14 -0700

Men do you think all men would rape if given the oportunity? or teenage boys?

I'm sure most would NOT!

Answer to Do you believe that people who voted for George W. Bush got what they deserved?

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:10:34 -0700

Do you believe that people who voted for George W. Bush got what they deserved?

They reaped what they sowed, maybe, but NOBODY deserved that!!

Answer to What are the reasons for George Walker Bush's overwhelming failure?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:06:22 -0700

What are the reasons for George Walker Bush's overwhelming failure?

He ran Texas the 'Cowboy Way' ...(Anne Richards words).... and then he took that same attitude to Washington.

Answer to Are McDonald's and the other fast food giants responsible for what they serve, or is it the consumer's fault for buying fatty unhealthy foods that causes them to provide unhealthy choices?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:00:37 -0700

Are McDonald's and the other fast food giants responsible for what they serve, or is it the consumer's fault for buying fatty unhealthy foods that causes them to provide unhealthy choices?

If there wasn't a demand for that type of food it wouldn't be sold. It's up to us as consumers what we choose to purchase and CONSUME.

Answer to If people could hear your thoughts, how much would it change who they think you are?

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:56:11 -0700

If people could hear your thoughts, how much would it change who they think you are?

I would have probably been imprisoned since like age 6!

Answer to What do you add to your popcorn? (i.e. butter, cheese, salt)

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:54:02 -0700

What do you add to your popcorn? (i.e. butter, cheese, salt)

Salt and Pepper

Answer to I cant open any of my programs, but windows is working fine. What happened? I am running windowXP!

Sat, 16 May 2009 09:44:11 -0700

I cant open any of my programs, but windows is working fine. What happened? I am running windowXP!

Hopefully you've already tried restarting your computer.

Answer to Why won't my cable work on my TV? I bought a Philips coaxial cable today, plugged it into the wall and TV in the correct spots, yet 'm only able to receive about 4 or 5 channels. PLEASE HELP!

Thu, 14 May 2009 15:52:08 -0700

Why won't my cable work on my TV? I bought a Philips coaxial cable today, plugged it into the wall and TV in the correct spots, yet 'm only able to receive about 4 or 5 channels. PLEASE HELP!

A) Your cable is not on. B) You accidentally bent the wire of the cable over while screwing in one of the connections.

Answer to I have a collection of______________.

Thu, 14 May 2009 15:48:18 -0700

I have a collection of______________.

Ears.

Answer to I just saw a commercial that stated that Macs do not get viruses or crash - is this true?

Wed, 13 May 2009 16:47:01 -0700

I just saw a commercial that stated that Macs do not get viruses or crash - is this true?

If MACs were the computer most people used, they would be the one most hackers targeted.

Answer to Can I bug you?

Sat, 09 May 2009 09:07:02 -0700

Can I bug you?

You already have.

Answer to Where does the road begin?

Sat, 09 May 2009 09:06:00 -0700

Where does the road begin?

Where the gravel ends.

Answer to Have you ever eaten kohlrabi?

Fri, 08 May 2009 09:28:06 -0700

Have you ever eaten kohlrabi?

No, but I just planted some for the first time yesterday, so hopefully will eat some soon.

Answer to Okay... I know this is going to sound really really dumb, but yesterday I drove away from the gas station with the hose still in my car and the hose disconnected from the gas pump. Now I don't know if you can answer my question about this, but I'm gonna t

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:51:10 -0700

Okay... I know this is going to sound really really dumb, but yesterday I drove away from the gas station with the hose still in my car and the hose disconnected from the gas pump. Now I don't know if you can answer my question about this, but I'm gonna t

Happened to me at a Chevron. They just turned it in to their insurance company. Said it happens more often than people realize. That's why the pumps automatically shut off when it happens.

Answer to What's the last thing you super glued?

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:32:52 -0700

What's the last thing you super glued?

I just super-glued the corner of my car's broken tail-light back on this afternoon.

Answer to Do you need an imaginary friend to keep you company?

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:45:11 -0700

Do you need an imaginary friend to keep you company?

Yes. There are 4 of us.

Answer to How do you get over someone you love? Anyone and everyone please i need help i just want this pain to stop... I even think suicidal sometimes. please! i just need advise.

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:50:20 -0700

How do you get over someone you love? Anyone and everyone please i need help i just want this pain to stop... I even think suicidal sometimes. please! i just need advise.

You'll get over it in time. It's the only way. It WILL pass, trust me. Nearly ALL of us have been through it! Back when I last had that problem I used to go to the park and nature areas and just walk or hike for hours at least once a week and it was a great way for me to get back in...

Answer to What are the benefits of being single over being in a relationship?

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 08:51:00 -0700

What are the benefits of being single over being in a relationship?

You can go to the bathroom with the door open!

Answer to I saw a video where a man hit another on a bycicle,and when the man stepped out of the car,he checked to see if his car got scratched instead of being concerned about the man.do you think the world is becoming like this;conceited,self-caring?

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 08:42:47 -0700

I saw a video where a man hit another on a bycicle,and when the man stepped out of the car,he checked to see if his car got scratched instead of being concerned about the man.do you think the world is becoming like this;conceited,self-caring?

Yes, it's been getting worse everyday for decades. All we can do is try to be different, no matter how it seems that everybody else acts.

Answer to I called my new boyfriend 'kitten' the other day, and he went in a huff and said I was emasculating him. Is this true, or is he just being an idiot?

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 08:38:43 -0700

I called my new boyfriend 'kitten' the other day, and he went in a huff and said I was emasculating him. Is this true, or is he just being an idiot?

I would definitely prefer Tiger over Kitten, but I wouldn't get angry about it. Kitten sounds awfully feminine, but I'd probably jokingly say something about it and then, whatever!

Answer to What would you do if you woke up and someone you didnt know was in your bed?

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:37:43 -0700

What would you do if you woke up and someone you didnt know was in your bed?

Well, the first thing I do is see if I'm wearing underwear, and then take it from there.

Answer to My daughter will have a baby in April. The baby's father is irresponsible. She want's to have full custody of the baby. Does she have to put the baby's father's name on the birth certificate,can she move to FLA without a problem from him.

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:17:03 -0700

My daughter will have a baby in April. The baby's father is irresponsible. She want's to have full custody of the baby. Does she have to put the baby's father's name on the birth certificate,can she move to FLA without a problem from him.

One problem with not putting his name down is it only helps his case NOT to pay child support. Just because he is irresponsible now doesn't mean he always will be. He should be MADE to help out!

Answer to Where do you place your knife after you cut a piece of steak

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:56:08 -0800

Where do you place your knife after you cut a piece of steak

I stick it back in to the table!

Answer to My old nan swore blind that she saw faries in her garden when she was little. I was 25 when she died and she still insisted she saw them. So, was she just pulling my leg, was she mistaken or did she really spot tinkerbell lording it up by the flowerbed?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:11:15 -0800

My old nan swore blind that she saw faries in her garden when she was little. I was 25 when she died and she still insisted she saw them. So, was she just pulling my leg, was she mistaken or did she really spot tinkerbell lording it up by the flowerbed?

I wonder if the garden had any mushrooms in it.

Answer to What are some of the constants you count on in your life?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:04:12 -0800

What are some of the constants you count on in your life?

I constantly have to pee.

Answer to Do you think all women deserve to be respected?

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:57:17 -0800

Do you think all women deserve to be respected?

Respect is something that we SHOW to others, if we are respectful, as we should be of everyone.

Answer to What are three things you should never say during sex?

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:53:11 -0800

What are three things you should never say during sex?

Oh my GOD! You're almost as good as my EX!

Answer to What types of bugs are usually in bug juice?

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 22:35:01 -0800

What types of bugs are usually in bug juice?

Where I come from Bug Juice is what comes out of a bug. Any ol' bug'll do.

Answer to What song can you listen to a million times and still not get tired of?

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:37:34 -0800

What song can you listen to a million times and still not get tired of?

Bohemian Rhapsody

Answer to Paul Harvey passed from us today at age ninety. He was a "tradition" in my childhood, youth, and adulthood. Would you join me in a salute?

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:37:46 -0800

Paul Harvey passed from us today at age ninety. He was a "tradition" in my childhood, youth, and adulthood. Would you join me in a salute?

Thank you Paul. GOOD Day!

Answer to You see someone you know but you have no idea what his/her name is and they know yours .... how do you handle it?

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:33:46 -0800

You see someone you know but you have no idea what his/her name is and they know yours .... how do you handle it?

Avert your eyes, and then run away like Forrest Gump!

Answer to A friend is someone who knows... "what"?

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:29:52 -0800

A friend is someone who knows... "what"?

...where you hide your stash!

Answer to It's all fun and games til someone______. What word or words can you use to finish the statement?

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:21:45 -0800

It's all fun and games til someone______. What word or words can you use to finish the statement?

...pulls the fire alarm and the sprinklers come on.

Answer to Name an activity that requires a group of people?

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:14:33 -0800

Name an activity that requires a group of people?

Being lynched by a mob.

Answer to Is it possible to lose your sense of humour?

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:46:45 -0800

Is it possible to lose your sense of humour?

That's not even funny. Seriously.

Answer to How do I get the Mutated cow to go away?!? My cousin came over yesterday to visit me, but really, she just wanted to drop off her ugly mutated cow at my house. It has a crush on me, and is always putting the moves on me. It is a creepy, horny little cow,

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:24:47 -0800

How do I get the Mutated cow to go away?!? My cousin came over yesterday to visit me, but really, she just wanted to drop off her ugly mutated cow at my house. It has a crush on me, and is always putting the moves on me. It is a creepy, horny little cow,

I think you should leave. And go to the hospital. You may have contracted Mad Cow Disease from the bite.

Answer to If your partner cheated on you, would you take him/her back?

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:11:52 -0800

If your partner cheated on you, would you take him/her back?

You never know for sure what you'll do until it happens to you. I tried to make it work after my ex-wife cheated, but couldn't handle it. We divorced less than a year after the affair.

Answer to The cost of Disney World continues to skyrocket. At what point will the average family say it is far too expensive to go there?

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:55:40 -0800

The cost of Disney World continues to skyrocket. At what point will the average family say it is far too expensive to go there?

That's what Disney's trying to find out. They won't have to lower their prices till people stop going.

Answer to What word or phrase uses the word "stick" in it?

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:42:53 -0800

What word or phrase uses the word "stick" in it?

If I had a stick I'd kill it!

Answer to What is a complaint that you might have after your pizza is delivered?

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:38:28 -0800

What is a complaint that you might have after your pizza is delivered?

The fat manager delivered it tonight instead of the hot blonde pizza girl who usually brings it! I can't believe I had to tip him just as much!

Answer to What color is my mom's shirt?

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:32:46 -0800

What color is my mom's shirt?

I don't know what color shirt she has on now, but tell her she left her pink one here last night, will you?

Answer to Octuplets mother now of 14 children. did she manipulate the system in order to defraud the government?

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:28:25 -0800

Octuplets mother now of 14 children. did she manipulate the system in order to defraud the government?

I have no idea what her intentions were but it does look very suspicious. However, it's not fraud if it's not a crime. We allow people in this country to have as many children as they want and then give them tax exemptions and other incentives as well for each child. Maybe we need to...

Answer to Is looking slutty more of a turn on or turn off?

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:20:01 -0800

Is looking slutty more of a turn on or turn off?

If I'm looking to get laid, it's a turn on. If I'm looking for the real deal, 'someone to take home to mom', as the saying goes, it's a turn off. However a woman dressing 'slutty' for her man in private, even though she's not slutty, is always hot.

Answer to In the old days, people used to actually "what"?

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:25:33 -0800

In the old days, people used to actually "what"?

Go out and turn the antenna until I yell, "OK!", so we can watch CBS instead of ABC.

Answer to What do you say to someone who has a very ugly baby and they think that they are cute?

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:54:03 -0800

What do you say to someone who has a very ugly baby and they think that they are cute?

Awwww, she looks just like YOU!

Answer to How do you turn a fried egg without the yolk breaking? I have the hardest time!

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:52:30 -0800

How do you turn a fried egg without the yolk breaking? I have the hardest time!

I always fry bacon first and use the bacon grease. When the egg's about done I like to splash the grease that's around the egg on top of my egg to fry the top that way. In other words I cheat and never have to flip them.

Answer to Driving home today in the POURING rain, I saw one of those 'sign shaker' people advertising a pizza place...would you ever take such a job?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:38:18 -0800

Driving home today in the POURING rain, I saw one of those 'sign shaker' people advertising a pizza place...would you ever take such a job?

Sure, ya gotta do what ya gotta do!

Answer to You're at the ATM and it starts spitting out $100 dollar bills. do you cram as much as you can into your pockets and such? or collect it all and return it to the bank or give it to the proper authorities?

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:17:21 -0800

You're at the ATM and it starts spitting out $100 dollar bills. do you cram as much as you can into your pockets and such? or collect it all and return it to the bank or give it to the proper authorities?

I'd probably assume that Dateline NBC, in addition to the ATM cam would be filming me for a 'What Would You Do' segment, and I'd return it, especially since I've not seen an ATM spew more than twenties.

Answer to Why is it ok for an 18 year old to buy smokes but not ok to buy alcohol?

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:54:07 -0800

Why is it ok for an 18 year old to buy smokes but not ok to buy alcohol?

I guess the Law doesn't care if you kill yourself, but doesn't want you behind the wheel and possibly killing someone else?

Answer to When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:01:21 -0800

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

Offer them some of the smoked meat after the sacrifice. If they refuse, it's time for the Holy Hand Grenade.

Answer to You are screwed if ______?

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:35:31 -0800

You are screwed if ______?

... a hamster wearing goggles is the only one in the freakin' cock-pit!

Answer to My bf got drunk and accused me of using him for sex, which isn't true! What should I do?

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:29:25 -0800

My bf got drunk and accused me of using him for sex, which isn't true! What should I do?

Dump the conceited idiot!

Answer to Can you contradict yourself in one sentence? Examples please :)

Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:26:36 -0800

Can you contradict yourself in one sentence? Examples please :)

I don't bother answering stupid questions like this!

Answer to What do you think about people who judge obama after only 1 month in office?

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:27:22 -0800

What do you think about people who judge obama after only 1 month in office?

I think it's too early to write the history of his presidency but if there's one thing we've learned, we all should be watching and judging our government officials, including him.

Answer to How can a husband and wife maintain relationship without fights?

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:20:22 -0800

How can a husband and wife maintain relationship without fights?

Giving each other their own space helps. Mom and Dad have been together almost 50 years. Dad's worked out in the yard almost every day off I can remember, if he's not in the garage. Mom sews and cooks. Evenings they are together and it's almost always extremely pleasant.

Answer to We have to be out by the 28th of Feb since our lease is up on Mar 1st. My landlord is trying to make me pay for feb rent. I was told that I don't have to pay for feb since she evicted us. The eviction states out by the 28th of feb. Do I have to pay?

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:37:03 -0800

We have to be out by the 28th of Feb since our lease is up on Mar 1st. My landlord is trying to make me pay for feb rent. I was told that I don't have to pay for feb since she evicted us. The eviction states out by the 28th of feb. Do I have to pay?

If you're being made to leave by your landlord, for whatever reason, you're going to need that money for another place, so you may not be able to pay for February now. However, your landlord can sue you for that money later, because obviously you were evicted for a reason that you are...

Answer to Can you save vegetable oil to reuse after frying chicken wings in a deep fryer? I was told to pour into a container and keep in dark place but the book states to use only once.

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:08:31 -0800

Can you save vegetable oil to reuse after frying chicken wings in a deep fryer? I was told to pour into a container and keep in dark place but the book states to use only once.

I worked at a Steakhouse for 4 years and we'd change the grease in the deep fryers every Sunday night. Nobody ever got sick. I keep my little deep fryer with the lid on it on the bottom shelf of my fridge when I'm not using it. I only change the grease if I overcook something...

Answer to Thoughts on a 41 yr old man & a 21 yr old female.. coworkers who ride together, text & talk by phone socially when they are out of town on business with other coworkers? I think it's inappropriate, he sees no wrong. Do I have a ligit concern?

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:02:09 -0800

Thoughts on a 41 yr old man & a 21 yr old female.. coworkers who ride together, text & talk by phone socially when they are out of town on business with other coworkers? I think it's inappropriate, he sees no wrong. Do I have a ligit concern?

If it's just the two of them riding to work together then I'd be concerned, yes. Why does he have to ride with her? It's not a far stretch to become involved with someone if you spend too much alone time with them. But if you mean riding together as part of their work, or if...

Answer to Here is a a question for the guys. Do u prefer butt or boobs?

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:47:05 -0800

Here is a a question for the guys. Do u prefer butt or boobs?

Butt of COURSE!

Answer to Some Italian guy came up to me yesterday and said I'd be sleeping with the fishes. What does that mean?

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:33:46 -0800

Some Italian guy came up to me yesterday and said I'd be sleeping with the fishes. What does that mean?

Get your affairs in order.

Answer to Jehovah witness do not believe in the trinity?

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:31:44 -0800

Jehovah witness do not believe in the trinity?

No, they don't.

Answer to My idiot cousin has used the computor for porn and i dont know how to delete the now playing off REALPLAYER. Can some one please tell me so i can fix this before my mum comes home?

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:05:27 -0800

My idiot cousin has used the computor for porn and i dont know how to delete the now playing off REALPLAYER. Can some one please tell me so i can fix this before my mum comes home?

It's in Preferences, in your Real Player. Uncheck the box which says keep a history of recently played files.

Answer to Solve the equation: (I need help please) 4(-2)² + 8(-2) + 3(-2) + 6 =

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:00:07 -0800

Solve the equation: (I need help please) 4(-2)² + 8(-2) + 3(-2) + 6 =

Yeah, I got NOTHING.

Answer to What is something a 20 old does or can do, that a 60 yrs old either can't or wouldn't do?

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:42:03 -0800

What is something a 20 old does or can do, that a 60 yrs old either can't or wouldn't do?

Underage Drinking!

Answer to Ok well i like my moms second cousin's son's son, my nephew in other words. He is 3 months older than me, even though he is my nephew. Im pretty sure he likes me to by the way he talks to me and messages me, he even tells me stuff like that. but im not su

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:24:05 -0800

Ok well i like my moms second cousin's son's son, my nephew in other words. He is 3 months older than me, even though he is my nephew. Im pretty sure he likes me to by the way he talks to me and messages me, he even tells me stuff like that. but im not su

Too far apart to even worry about!

Answer to What is man without woman?

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:50:34 -0800

What is man without woman?

Well, since you can't have one without the other, I'd say, "Soon to be extinct"!

Answer to If a girl is playing with her hair while she is talking to you does that meen she likes you?

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:13:58 -0800

If a girl is playing with her hair while she is talking to you does that meen she likes you?

That's a tough call. It could mean that, or more likely, just be a habit. I'd be more apt to take as a sign a girl liking me if she were to move in close to me and possibly even touch me somewhere. That's a much better sign.

Answer to How many squares are there on a Rubik's cube?

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:43:32 -0800

How many squares are there on a Rubik's cube?

There are probably thousands of Squares working on Rubik's Cubes as we speak.

Answer to Who else thinks that .....The Breakfast Club..... was a great film?

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:33:17 -0800

Who else thinks that .....The Breakfast Club..... was a great film?

Definitely a must-see Classic!

Answer to Can u find good persons in jail too?

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:29:39 -0800

Can u find good persons in jail too?

I've met quite a few persons who have spent time in the 'pen' and they seem to be among the kindest people I've known!

Answer to If I am asleep in my bed and I'm awakened by someone breaking into my house and not knowing if he has a gun,knife, or club, and i shoot him with my gun, what will happen to me? Now what would happen to me if I am a felon?

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:19:32 -0800

If I am asleep in my bed and I'm awakened by someone breaking into my house and not knowing if he has a gun,knife, or club, and i shoot him with my gun, what will happen to me? Now what would happen to me if I am a felon?

Well, it would be investigated and make the news, but you'd probably end up staying free. If you're a felon and not allowed to have the firearm you'd face weapons charges and doubt would be cast on your story, I suspect.

Answer to What are some things you would need to go camping?

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:35:58 -0800

What are some things you would need to go camping?

Don't forget the camera! You might wanna laugh later on at how nasty y'all ended up looking out there!

Answer to What is the best advice your mom ever told you?

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:28:55 -0800

What is the best advice your mom ever told you?

1) " Always look at the Mom. " 2) " If in doubt, do without. "

Answer to Is there really any good guys out there or do they all end up being jerks?

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:37:45 -0800

Is there really any good guys out there or do they all end up being jerks?

Since nobody's perfect, there's really no such thing as a perfect gentleman. So, maybe if you lower your expectations just a little, you'll find that some guys really can shine on occasion. That being said, here's a good rule of thumb: If you can see that a guy is a jerk...

Answer to Whats the diffrence between Bush's stimulus package and Obama's stimulus package? is there a diffrence?

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:30:40 -0800

Whats the diffrence between Bush's stimulus package and Obama's stimulus package? is there a diffrence?

Bush's stimulus package was small rebates to us, the taxpayer, for the most part. The idea being that we'd go out and do some shopping and help the economy. Obama's is a much larger one, to help struggling industries, banks, etc.

Answer to Why does he continuously lie to me?We 've been together a year & half.He's going through a divorce & still talks to his wife when I'm not around via email & on his work ceIl.If I ask him if he's heard from her, he looks me in the eye & lies to me.

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:26:37 -0800

Why does he continuously lie to me?We 've been together a year & half.He's going through a divorce & still talks to his wife when I'm not around via email & on his work ceIl.If I ask him if he's heard from her, he looks me in the eye & lies to me.

The yellow flags went up in my brain when I read, 'we've been together a year and a half and he's going through a divorce'. It doesn't work that way. Sorry. It's a recipe for failure to get involved with a married individual, getting a divorce or not.

Answer to First thing that comes to mind when i say "Creative"?

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:37:10 -0800

First thing that comes to mind when i say "Creative"?

A word that describes people who don't go around saying, "I'm BORED!"

Answer to Do you feel like you're being punished for other people's poor decisions?

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:31:20 -0800

Do you feel like you're being punished for other people's poor decisions?

Nope, like Jimmy Buffet sang, "It's my own damn fault!"

Answer to I have a Hewitt/Packard Compaq computer,was running slow and I rebooted it.I lost all my pictures.Is there a way to get them back and how? Thanks!

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:26:49 -0800

I have a Hewitt/Packard Compaq computer,was running slow and I rebooted it.I lost all my pictures.Is there a way to get them back and how? Thanks!

If you used system recovery and did not tell it to keep your system files then you may have wiped the hard drive out before reinstalling your original operating system. In this case, your pics are gone. However, if you just put a new operating system on top of your existing one do this: In...

Answer to Where does the word white bread come from

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:34:44 -0800

Where does the word white bread come from

Isn't that 2 words?

Answer to Do you agree that Jesus would have been a Democrat?

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:26:25 -0800

Do you agree that Jesus would have been a Democrat?

No, he said his kingdom was no part of this world. His followers did not get involved in politics either.

Answer to Whats your favourite card game?

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:16:17 -0800

Whats your favourite card game?

I'm hooked on Spades.

Answer to Quick! Blurt out a saying from the 70's...

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:43:52 -0800

Quick! Blurt out a saying from the 70's...

What it is!?

Answer to Is it weird to be 27 and like 17 year old girl

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:50:16 -0800

Is it weird to be 27 and like 17 year old girl

It's not weird to like her, but may not be wise to do anything about it.

Answer to Have you or would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:55:16 -0800

Have you or would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?

I tried once, but I dropped her.

Answer to Do you worry about ninjas attacking you and your family?

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:17:00 -0800

Do you worry about ninjas attacking you and your family?

I've had to stay on alert for ninja attacks ever since I took out one of the members of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Answer to If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why does he continue cracking corn and why is there a song about it?

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:59:49 -0800

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why does he continue cracking corn and why is there a song about it?

Obviously it must have upset the guy that wrote the song that he was doing it so early in the freakin' morning!

Answer to Do you think it is right that OBAMA is taking money away from the rich and giving it to the poor? Because i personally like helping people ,but i think that ppl who were lazy and didn't get a degree don't deserve it. ,but ppl who work deserve money.

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:35:26 -0800

Do you think it is right that OBAMA is taking money away from the rich and giving it to the poor? Because i personally like helping people ,but i think that ppl who were lazy and didn't get a degree don't deserve it. ,but ppl who work deserve money.

If everyone had degrees the unemployment rate would still be the same!

Answer to Fill in the last word or words, i know how to ________

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:23:29 -0800

Fill in the last word or words, i know how to ________

I know how to do it! Just leave me alone!

Answer to If you KNEW ( really knew ) that someone was going to die tomorrow would you tell them?

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 17:39:22 -0800

If you KNEW ( really knew ) that someone was going to die tomorrow would you tell them?

Yeah .... right before they call the cops on me!

Answer to I hugged a friend who is pregnant tonight...could I now be pregnant too? (asking for humor here)

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 17:36:57 -0800

I hugged a friend who is pregnant tonight...could I now be pregnant too? (asking for humor here)

Did both your shirts come up when you hugged? If her belly button came within an inch of yours you'd better get an EPT.

Answer to Is everyone else in the world a moron...or is it just me?

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 17:24:22 -0800

Is everyone else in the world a moron...or is it just me?

Yes, we're all losing our darn minds! Some at an amazingly fast pace!

Answer to My coaxial cable plug broke off of the back of my tv while moving. is there any way to repair this?

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 14:34:30 -0800

My coaxial cable plug broke off of the back of my tv while moving. is there any way to repair this?

It's fixable, if you're not afraid to open the back of your set. You might need a soldering iron or at least some black tape and some more cable. Alternatively, you could use your RCA jack input, if your set has those, and watch the tv through your VCR.