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Can you stop thinking about him/her?
only when you quit trying to stop thinking about him/her
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Does a broken heart ever truely mend?
at first glance, i was going to say absolutely, of course. i've had my heart broken twice, and both times i have gotten over it and felt better than ever. and i guess that in the end it does mend. however, the scars that are left behind remind you not to make the same mistakes. so while you will come out in the end for the better, you will never forget what has led you to be what you...
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What do you think of when I say ... Lions, Tigers & Bears?
where is my gun
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I always wanted to get a girlfriend but deep inside I feel I can't, am I incel?
it's possible that you are incel, but that really is more personal than the information in the question that you posed. it really depends on the reason why you feel that you can't. if you are substantially lonely or frustrated then it is possible that you are incel. another reason for being incel is being a homosexual. but if you really want a girlfriend, not because society says...
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Have you ever intentionally put yourself in harm's way?
i got drunk once and tackled a taco bell drive thru sign
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What's something that is annoying you just about every day but you can't stop it?
people driving 10 miles under the speed limit in the fast lane
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Anyone else feel like drinking a fifth of whiskey and getting rowdy on AB with me tonight?
hell yeah, i'm always ready, just drank a bunch of whiskey before reading this and was down before i saw the question so you're damn sure that i'm definitely ready now!!
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You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have ____________? Fill in the blank.
everyday
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Assume I'm in high school (or equivalent) in your town, about 16 y/o. I'm gay. I am heavily attracted to another kid in my year. What do I risk where you live by telling them this?
you probably don't want to hear this, but I don't care, she is either cheating on you or is contemplating it. sorry
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Do you think a bird would pick up a cigarette butt for it's nest if the cigarette was still lit, and catch it's nest on fire?
i think the bird would be deterred by the smoke coming from the lit cigarette, even if it was just a little bit.
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Things you hate waiting for?
i hate waiting for red lights to turn green...then waiting on the people in front of me to move!!
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Describe your first kiss in one word.
cousin.........wait, what??
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My son bought himself a $600 ps3 this year, he paid cash, it broke and he can't find his receipt. Best Buy can't find any record of it and Sony to fix it free under warranty wants the serial # and a copy of the purchase before fixing, Any suggestions?
yeah, ps3 doesn't cost 600. at the most it costs 400. your son is lying and he needs the money for something else.
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I just found out a guy I went to highschool with is now a fashion model. He tried to poke me on facebook, but I remember him being really nasty to me back then and he did break and enterings. I am stupid for not wanting to talk to him?
yeah, don't talk to him. if he wants to talk to you now all of a sudden he must want something. don't associate with people like that
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An Inconvenient Truth: I don't understand why people don't accept global warming. What would Al Gore gain by spreading lies? If this was his intent, couldn't he do it better if he was President?
maybe...he never made president though!!!!
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Why do they still use the term: African-American. I was born in America and Im pretty sure that Im American. I've never been to Africa I dont know of any family in Africa so whats the deal?
White people aren't called 'European Americans'. Black people are black people, white people are white people, color shouldn't matter, we are all Americans!!
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If you were a movie which one would you be? I would be Apocalype Now. Take the short test and post your results. http://similarminds.com/movie.html
Godfather...that's awesome, cause that's one of my favorite movies!!!
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What/who woke you up this morning?
your mom saying "hey, i didn't pay you for nothing"...........ouch, my bad
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Do you think Steven Jesse Bernstein was one of the most influential postmodern poets/performance artists?
no, not even close
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What is the stupidest way you have ever ACCIDENTALLY hurt yourself?
when i was young and the teenage mutant ninja turtles was the craze, i made myself some nun-chucks...out of two solid pieces of oak and a rope. needless to say, while practicing my best moves, i nun-chucked myself into a different dimension and still have the scar to prove it!!!
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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
because chuck norris said it shouldn't
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If my ex-boy friend was horribly drunk and tried to force a less-drunk me to have sex with him... and succeeded for a couple of seconds, does that make me a rapist?
no, that makes you a hooch though
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Do you think Asian girls are just as pretty as blonde girls?Be honest please.
I think so....I like me a little Asian persuasion!!!
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Who is the all time record holder for career passing yards in ncaa Division I football?
Ty Detmer...BYU...1988-1991...15,031
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What's a good comeback when someone says to you "Why are you so stupid?"
why is your face so stupid
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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny?
your grandmothers funeral
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Do you think iPods are over-rated? Aren't they just mp3 players with few extra features?
i think they are very overrated because of the price
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What is one less of the opposite of negative one? I am in desperate need here....
if this is a math question...the opposite of negative one is positive one. positive one minus one is zero
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What are the characteristics of a true friend?
someone that can listen to your problems without judging you and offer helpful advice without belittling you
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When are you going to do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight?
tonight...oh dear god, please tonight!!!
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What is the worst thing you could say to a judge during your court case?
guilty
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How many beers have you drank in one evening?
23...it was a lean night!
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What is the longest trip you have made by automobile? From/to in how many days?
boston to tennessee, roughly 1100-1200 miles in fifteen straight hours
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I'm an 18yr old guy with little idea what he wants to pursue. I have grades to do anything I want but no ideas. My father wants to dictate my future and reasoning with him leads to threats of kicking me out like he did my sisters for not obeying him. HELP
i was the same way as far as not knowing what i wanted to do. you should go somewhere away from home to college. you don't need to declare a major for the first 2 years anyway. i didn't know what i wanted to do, and now i'm fixing to graduate in december with a civil engineering degree. you'll be alright.
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Apple is poised to release a touch-screen Video iPod and an updated iPod nano today. Anyone else think that other music-player manufacturers should just say "Game Over"?
absolutely not. i-pods are relatively expensive. i know you can get an MP3 player that holds a thousand songs for $50. that's pretty cheap compared to the i pod, and if you just want something to where you can listen to music when you work out then that is the way to go. it would take days to listen to all thousand songs anyway.
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Is there anything in your home you just can not stand to run out of? Can be a food or a dry good or something else.
milk, gotta have my milk
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What is your favorite corny joke? (See my example for details.)
What did the scarf say to the hat???
You go on ahead, i'll go around.
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What does the saying 'It all comes out in the wash' mean to you?
that after all is said and done i will find everything i am looking for...except for that damn sock!
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How do I get someone to forgive me?
if they don't want to forgive you then there is nothing you can do...forgive yourself
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If someone gives you a hug and then they come back in for an extra one before pulling away what does that mean? Also, say they squeeze alittle harder than normal?
i'm a guy, so if a girl does it then yessssssssss. if a guy does it to me, then i am pretty worried about him from then on
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My girlfriend wanted to know that if she got sperm in her butt would she get pregnant?
not unless she has a hole inside of her somewhere that allows it to travel to her uterus or whatever it is that women have that causes them to have babies
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What do you say has been the biggest mistake in your life?
worrying about the mistakes i've made
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I love someone very much and i know they love me too. Does it really matter that we can never have a serious relationship?
doesn't matter to me, but eventually it will matter to you two.
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The other day when my boyfriend was leaving 2go rock climbing with his friends,I tried seducing(like in this video)him,by giving him long kisses so he wouldnt go,I wanted to spend some alone time with him,if you know what i mean,but it didnt work,why not?
he wanted to go climb rocks...he knew you would be there when he got back.
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I believe 13 is too young for sexual related activities. Do you believe this is correct? Why or why not?
i am a guy, when i was 13 i thought it was a year too late. if i had kids though, especially a daughter, it is way to young. Advice to my kids about sex: "Son, there is a time and a place for everything...it's called college"..."Daughter, there is a time and a place for everything...it's called marriage"
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A plane full of ABers crashes in the Himalayas. Search parties gave up long ago. We've been without food or provisions for weeks, maybe months. Who is the first to start cannibalizing? And how long would it take them to reach that point.
it would be me and i would start within 3 minutes of the plane crashing
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Your thought on Courtney Love .. was she involved in the death of her husband, Kurt Cobain?
only if she was his cocaine dealer
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I have alot of bumps, bruises and scratches from Our JROTC boot camp. ITs been about 3 weeks and theyre slowly healing. family member is coming late september for 2 weeks and i want to look decent and not "chewed up". WHats a fast way to heal them?
not much you can do but give it time and hope it all of a sudden gets cold out so you can where long sleeves and pants!! seriously though, when i played football, my forearms would be one solid bruise and they didn't completely heal for at least a month after the season was over. your family member shouldn't mind if you are bruised up given what you have been through, no...
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Is PHYSICAL FITNESS synonymous with HEALTH? I have read stories of well-trained professional athletes died a sudden death in the field, while quite a few not so fit non-athletes live to a ripe old age.
If you are physically fit then most likely you will be in good health and live longer. With those cases you stated, when it's your time to go then it's your time to go.
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Can you explain people living in Miami in ten words?
If you are white, you are the minority by far.
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If you are tring to loose weight, what is the best thing not to do?
to only eat 2 or 3 meals a day....eat 6 small ones
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Can you describe yourself in one word?
unpredictable
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Do you believe that a person can overcome any challenge, no matter what?
all mental challenges--YES
all physical challenges--NO
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Do bugs feel pain when you hit them with magazines, spray them with bug killer etc?
maybe. Do carrots feel pain when you pull them out of the ground?
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Should I send the fashion police out to you for what you are wearing?
you absolutely should to give you something else to care about. you should just live your life on the internet. but what you should do is use this site as another way to communicate with people without leaving your place to actually meet them. heaven forbid you actually make some real life friends. the internet is fun and a great tool to find out useful information, but when you use it as...
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Lovers love it,friends need it,relationship starts with it,life ends with it,what is it?
sex......always sex
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Did anyone else here marry a person you met on a blind date? (I met my husband that way.)
most of us are not that retarded...have fun with your divorce
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What would you say to a parent who kicked their kid out just because they were gay?
.....good job???
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Are you a rich prince?
if by 'rich' you mean the guy that is gonna have sex with your mom and by prince you mean 'in the anus' then yeah....yeah i know that doesn't make sense...neither does that stupid ass question...quit being gay
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When someone tells you that they have issues that they are working through, do you automatically label them as crazy?
no...i'm so much of a better person that i tell them how they can be not crazy
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Are people born gay?
i choose to say that you are gay or you wouldn't ask this question
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What bug/leech-like creatures eat cat feeces? Found a weird leech-like looking creature in my cat's dingleberry.
not a great question...the only reason why i didin't give you minus points was because you used the word 'dingleberry'.........neutral..........give me minus points, i don't give a f*ck
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Is it possbile for a gay guy to go straight?
NO...if you have had one penis in your mouth/ass then you are gay....nothing is ever going to change that
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Which teeth do you brush first?
your mom's.....hate for her to kiss you goodnight with that breath
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Why is it that men can't seem to change the toilet paper roll when it runs out?
because we want you to do it
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If given the opportunity, should you become intimate with a co-worker?
if she is hot then definitely, honestly, if you are next in line to inherit trumps job then how important can that job be..........hit that shit, nobody cares
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How can I stop feeling like I'm being "fake" with people in my life? I know that I'm an honest, caring human being, but sometimes I feel like I'm trying to impress people, and feel like I shouldn't say anything at all. Any suggestions?
honestly, don't care if i get minus points....but quit doubting yourself and be yourself, come on now
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I am a virgin and I don't want to get preggers. Should I let my BF put it in my butt instead?? Will I still be a virgin if he puts it in there?
you would still have your v-card, and yes you definitely should........wing man!!!!!!!!!
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What are the funniest places you've seen next to each other? (example: a donut shop next to a weight loss clinic)
a porn shop next to a church......i don't know, that's kinda funny!!
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I've been going to bed pretty late for the last couple of days, and now I can't fall asleep my normal time, just at that late time. How do I break this habit?
one morning force yourself to get up really early. that night you will be so tired that you will go to bed at the normal time thus breaking the habit.
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Is intelligence a turn-on? Why or why not?
for me intelligence is not so much a turn on as dumbassedness is a turnoff
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My fiancee wants to have a break after 7 years of going together. she only wants a break not a breakup so she can meet other people and she says im allowed to do the same but i dont want to. should i just end it now?
trust me, end it now. my ex said the same thing, turns out it was all bullshit.
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The small cemetery where my parent's are buried was vandalized last night and a large percentage of the headstones were destroyed. What type of punishment should these vandals receive?
24 hours in a closed casket
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What if you can't be with the one you love?
then "love" thyself, if ya know what i mean
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What do you do to unwind or reduce stress and anxiety?
drink beer
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Do you consider yourself popular on answerbag? I know i don't.
i would say the majority of people hate me...i'm a bastard! it's cool though, i'm at a good place with it
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On a budget; What's the best thing to eat if you can't cook and that's not time consuming?
good ole ramen noodles
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For the guys... what is the one "signal" a girl can give you that lets you know she is definetly interested?
grabs my penis
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How many jobs do you have at this moment?
construction
dish washer
cook
security guard
outdoor garden at home depot
sales clerk at sports store
landscaping
gym supervisor
camp supervisor
tutor
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What's the coolest pair of sneakers you've ever owned?
has to be the L.A. Gears i had when i was little that lit up on the bottom as you walked
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If you were a movie which one would you be? I would be Apocalype Now. Take the short test and post your results. http://similarminds.com/movie.html
I would be '300' and let my wrath rain down on mother f#ckers!!!!
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Would witnessing your crush let out an angry, obsenity filled tirade while at work be a deal breaker for you?
wouldn't bother me...everybody gets pissed off, it would probably help show the normal side of the girl i liked. a lot of times, when you have a crush on someone, you put them up on a pedestal and make them out better than they are. so it would probably help in the long run.
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Which is worse, being allergic to money or being allergic to sex?
being allergic is by far worse...you can always use a check card to pay for stuff
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What is the most hillarious movie you have ever seen?
happy gilmore
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Which is worse,Having a horrible spouse you can't divorce or being single your whole life?
having a horrible spouse is worse, i would rather be single and happy than with someone and be miserable
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Do you think engineering is an overall good profession?
yeah, i'm doing it
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There are baby rabbits in our front yard in a deep hole. There is three or four of them. It is cold we are concerned that they will freeze to death. They are unprotected in our front yard with know parents. What should I do?
they'll be fine. they are in a deep hole and they are wild animals. they will survive, that's what animals do. besides, the ground is pretty warm if they are in a deep hole.
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What should i put in my waterballoon other then water?
ammonia
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You see an abandoned gaggle of geese in a cardboard box on a pavement, What do you do?
find out what side dish goes well with roast goose
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Whats fluid at room temperature and drives people crazy
mercury??
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What do you think is an apropriate age to do anyting farther than kissing?
there is a time and place for everything...it's called college!
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On a warm fall Saturday afternoon, would you rather: a) draw, paint, or sculpt, b) woodworking with power tools c) go to an NCAA football game, or d) lie back on the grass and dreamily lose yourself in the clouds?
oh dear jesus...by far, go to a NCAA football game, not even close
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Let me rephrase my question. Is it wise to pop the question on your frist date? He was married 4 times before. He is 51 yrs old. The answer was yes ! She too is 51.
sounds like your typical match made in heaven
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What is the funnest job you have ever had?
my funnest job was being a supervisor over the cheer camps that come to my university every summer
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What was the last thing you hid behind?
my ego/pride
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How do you forget someone completely?
if you are concentrated on forgetting someone then you never will.
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I find it very wrong for people to say "this is America, you have to speak english", how do you feel about this and do you agree?
i don't think that it is fair that we have to pay to keep them up through taxes. i also have met a few illegals who are hard workers and just want to make some money. we shouldn't kick all the illegal ones out, but they should have to do something legally to belong here. if i lived in mexico, i would want to come here too.
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My father rarely calls, I havent called for 7 wks. I have been testing him to see if he would call to see if he really cares. Should I just give up and call or hold out to see if he calls me. maybe its stupid but Id like him to care about R relationship.
you have to understand that father's are just regular people too...he might be thinking the same thing about you
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Why do bellybuttons smell so bad?
they don't get washed enough
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What does a guy need to hear to feel completely confident with himself in bed?
"wow! that's the biggest penis i've ever seen!!!"
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Whats something that you've never seen, but would like to?
jessica alba and jessica biel licking each other's 'what nots'
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What's one thing you could never pay too much for?
wisdom
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What is your best excuse to get out of a speeding ticket?
sorry...i have to take a big dump
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What do you think is my favorite color? what's yours?
your's is red...mine is north carolina blue
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What do you think is the best Kenny Chesney song?
1. touchdown tennessee
2. back where i come from
3. that's why i'm here
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Out of all the rivalries in the world which comes to mind first?
tennessee vs. alabama
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What’s your favorite kind of muffin?
blueberry cheesecake!!
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What is your favorite part in the movie "The Godfather"?Feel free to post scenes.
From "The Godfather", definitely at the end when the heads of the other families get killed while michael is at the baptism.
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Do you give points to a good question without answering it? Why not answer, yet give points?(not complaining - just trying to understand)
sometimes the answer that i would have given has already been given by someone else. so i just give positive ratings if the question was good, without answering it.
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What to do when you have nothing to do? What do you do?
get on answerbag
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What is LOL? I read this often in the answers but could not comprehend.
Laugh
Out
Loud
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How do you get revenge on someone who has sexually assualted you and got away with it? p.s he got away with by the police
chop off their dangle
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What not to say on a rollercoaster?
i wonder where all those loose bolts came from
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What would be the worst thing you could say at a job interview?
Are you allowed to bring guns to work?
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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :)
1. I broke my back
2. I ran for president
3. I like chick flicks
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Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Johnny Depp?
Chuck Norris....."Some kids can piss their name in the snow...Chuck Norris can piss his into the concrete"
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Have you ever wondered how Criss Angel does it?
he is the anti-christ
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I am 16 years old and have always had boyfriends and been attracted to guys. resently my best friend(who's a girl) and I have become more than friends. we consider ourselves 2 be a "couple". Im completely in love with her. what does this mean? is this ok?
it means that you are at least probably bi-sexual, and i don't have a problem with it
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If you're friends with your best friend and his wife and they asked you to move in, would you do it?
does the wife have any hot friends?
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When opera singers hit their high note do they ever explode?(Humour please)?
no, but i wish i would explode everytime i hear it
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What would be your thoughts on if a older church member regularly surfed "MySpace" accounts to make sure that the young people in the congregation didn't have any questionable content posted on their page? Also, this has been made public knowledge.
it's none of their business...should be left up to the parents
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Do you keep & clean butter bowls & other containers?
hell yeah, free tupperware!
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Why do men always say they will do something then never do it?
to give women something else to complain about
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Is the Earth Bi-Polar?
yep, north pole and south pole. also, sunshine and rain!
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I don't care if you rate this really bad, but what does a guy mean when he says he will call you sometime? Like after he invited you to go do stuff with him like go to a fair and stuff? Does it mean he will call SOON or like never?
yeah, wait for him to call you. if he likes you then he will call. if he doesn't then it isn't going to help by calling him anyway.
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Would you be a passenger (in a car containing three skunks) for 8 blocks with a one armed, drunk driver? All this for a million dollars?
i would do that for 50 dollars
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Who do you feel so far has been screwed the most by not being named to the NFL hall of fame?
what are some choices
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Do you pronounce pecan like you're saying can or con?
con
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If you could have a personal bodyguard for yourself, or your loved ones who would you choose: A) Jason Bourne, B) The Rock, C) Chuck Liddell(UFC), or D) your own choice?
leonidas from 300
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If you were caught in the middle of a bank robbery, would you try and stop the robber?
nope...not my money
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Did you hear about the man vs. wild guy being a phony?
rumor is, is that he stays in hotels and has his crew build a lot of the suff he uses. The episode where he was "stranded" on a deserted island, the island was part of hawaii and he slept in a hotel room. there are many more allegations as well
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Would you rather be 25 IQ points smarter--a sizable jump--or own the only functioning light saber?
light saber...i don't even like star wars, but come on, you can't pass that up
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How much money would you pay for Britney Spears's hair?
nothing, she is a stupid bitch
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Does Rachel Ray annoy you too?
not me...i think she's hot and i want to eat her food
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Is anyone drunk right now?
yeah, a little, maybe a 7 out of 10
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What is your biggest Pet Peeve?
people who smack their food when they eat
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What is something you would hate to find in the swimming pool you and your friends were swimming in?
a big ass shark
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You're a guy on a rather secluded beach and are interacting with many of the ladies who are topless... they decide to ask you to take off your trunks. What do you do?
take off my trunks and have an orgy with all of them
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Sooo what do you think about Barry Bonds being 1 HR away from breaking the record. Are you gonna cheer or boo, or do you not even care?
i don't care either way, i'll probably find out about it 3 days later anyway
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I want to be in a relationship with someone but she's not ready. I told her that i'd wait for her. Her response was "I can't make any promises." What do you think she means by this?
you're screwed
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Neighbors trampoline injuries my son after they gave him access to it thru their garage as their kids invited my sons to jump and the parents new about it. Should their insurance pay for all medical bills?
it was your kid, you let him go, you should pay, it sucks but what are you gonna do
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What makes a man go crazy in bed? What is their pleasure spot that makes them insane?
try the penis
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Why would a guy not let you go down on him? My boyfriend has said that he don't like it! I just don't believe that! He says he's had it done before but he is the FIRST guy I met that don't like oral sex!
yeah, all guys like it...you must have used your teeth before or something
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What does blue vodka taste like?
like blue kool-aid...if blue kool-aid tasted more like vodka, and wasn't sweet at all or blue
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How do you spin a pencil on your fingers?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdVVt_jXJvM
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If 1 of things tht attracted me to my bf was d way he $poiled me,& now hes not able to $poil me like b4 (career/financial reasons),even tho he treats me like queen,is it wrong that i miss tht treatmnt & cheat on him w men who stil can spend more than he?
wow, you have serious issues. i'm not sure why that guy likes you to begin with. you don't deserve to own a pet, much less have a boyfriend.
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Have you ever had sex at work?
yes, on the roof!
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If 1 of things tht attracted me to my bf was d way he $poiled me,& now hes not able to $poil me like b4 (career/financial reasons),even tho he treats me like queen,is it wrong that i miss tht treatmnt & cheat on him w men who stil can spend more than he?
yeah, thats pretty bad. i'm glad your not my girlfriend
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If you are home alone, do you walk around naked?
yeah, it's fun till i start cooking bacon
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Should questions, that seek to make a point, be barred from AB?
i say freedom of speech, and if you don't want to answer the question then eh
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Are you a vegetarian?
i'm not a vegetarian, but i don't have a problem with people that are. more steak for me!
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What two people having sex would be the most visually disturbing?
rosanne scissoring with rosie o'donnoll, or however you spell her name
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How offended would you be if I called you "nappy headed"? How about if I just said your hair was "nappy"?
If someone said my hair was nappy.........hmmm, i guess i would just say "thanks anyway" and then pull up my pants
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Has there ever been any song that reminded you of something that was so bad,that u couldnt listen to that song anymore for a long time?
the alphabet song....i couldnt say my "r's" when i was younger.........damn you sesame street!
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If you had a toll free number that utilized letters (example 1-800-answers) and letters described you in some way, what number would we be calling to reach you?
1-800-rong-num
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Would you rather be face to face with a T-Rex in the thick jungle or face to face wit a Crocodile in the middle of a lake?
T-rex, they couldn't run very fast, i wouldnt stand a chance against a crocodile
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If you were straight, and you had to stay with the person you were with now.. for the rest of your life, would you? or would you trade them for someone the same sex as you?
if you were straight why would you trade them for someone the same sex as you?
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Are you still on the path to accomplish your lifes goal or are you taking a small detour?
i'm still on the same path...just walking a lot slower than i thought i would!
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Who's funnier, adam sandler or ben stiller?
adam sandler by far
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If it is noon at the Statue of Liberty what time is at the Golden Gate Bridge?
8 am
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I am so bored! Could someone, anyone entertain me please?
what did the scarf say to the hat....you go on ahead, i'll go around
wow, new low for me
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I want to cook a pretzel in the microwave, but I'm a bit too lazy to go upstairs and grab a plate, can kleenex be placed in the microwave to at least substitute a plate?
yes, it would suffice...on another note, the time it took you to ask that question, you could have went upstairs and grabbed that plate!!
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How fast does a zebra have to run for it to look gray?
97.4 MPH....depending on the wind that day
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How do i show my boyfriend that i am a changed person and that he can trust me if i have cheated on him?
dont cheat again
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Do you have someone that you could call...an idiot or some other normally insulting term in fun, and they don't get insulted because it's just how you two are with each other? (They could return the insult in the same way and you wouldn't get offended.)
pretty much all my friends...but thats how guys are, most of our dialogue is shit talking to each other
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So i got drunk the other night, and come to find out, i did some pretty embarassing things... what is the most embarassing thing that you know youve done while drunk?
i totally demolished a taco bell sign by tackling it at 2 AM
random drunk dialing/texting to everyone in my phonebook (many, many occasions)
much more, can't remember though cuz i was drunk
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Put modesty aside for a moment. Can you brag about something you're proud of accomplishing?
won state championship in football my senior year
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I am a soldier in the US Army. My friends and I wonder if the people appreciate the fact that we are shot at everyday and in some cases die to protect U.S. intrests?
believe it or not, most everyone appreciates the f**k out of ya'll...despite what the media says
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What one show do you look forward to watching the most every week?
scrubs
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After your first kiss with someone, what do you do or say to make it less awkward?
that was nice
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Sign that are you being two-timed!
they all of a sudden dont want to hang out with you when they normally would
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What would be the wrong thing to say to someone in the next bathroom stall?
ha! you call that a penis?
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Define 'foliage' in the context of sexual innuendo.
i'll just use it in a sentence......"hey baby, you need to trim some of that foliage, i can't find where i need to go"
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Can you name the last thing you did for the first time?
i ate raw oysters..........delicious!!!
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What do guys do when they need 'alone time' from a girlfriend or significant other?
masturbate
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Why do guys like horror movies?
i'm a guy, and i don't really care for them. they don't really scare me that much and that's supposed to be the point right? but when i do watch them, it is with a girl. girls get scared of them and want to cuddle, so i guess in a sense, i do love scary movies
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In a relationship, is it normally the man or women that says "I love you" first?.
speaking from personal experience, it has always been the woman with me
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Do you ever wish you could have some of James Bonds gadgets?
yeah, that would be awesome, also, some of batman's gadgets......i like anything on the car
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Whats your favorite thing to do on a tuesday?
have sex with a hot girl...but i guess that's my favorite thing to do on any day...but if i had to pick one thing to do on a tuesday, that would be it
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Can you think of a statement that's normal until you add on , "If you know what I mean..."? Like, "That's a nice dishrack...If you know what I mean..."
your mom is really nice...if you know what i mean!
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If you ever had a role model (mom,dad,teacher,friend), what was the signature quality or trait you admired most, and have you succeeded in achieving that for yourself?
they always knew a way to get things accomplished, no matter how difficult or impossible they seemed...i am developing that confidence myself
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I live with my parents, and have decided to get a puppy. At first, the idea to them made them uneasy, but then they decided to okay the dog. I drove far to put a deposit down and my mom then called and said she had second thoughts, can she really do that?
of course she can, why would you even think that she couldn't??? it's her house and its your mom, come on now, thats what parents do
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What is your biggest Pet Peeve?
people who chew with their mouths open/smacking their mouth while they eat
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My bf is dorming in college while i decided to not dorm. We are in seprae colleges. Recently, he was in another girl's room doing his hw on her bed. He fell asleep on her bed and she took a picture. Should I get mad/forgive him? Does this mean anything?
no offense, but homework and "homework" are two different things, i'd watch out if i was you
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What, other than to save the life of another human being, would you give ten years of your life for?
im only 24, so maybe for 500 million dollars, i'll still be young enough when i get out to have some fun!
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Do you think that weed or pot is a drug , and should it be legal legal world wide?
yes...alcohol is and i don't think it's any better than weed
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What do you like to put on your fries/chips?
grape jelly
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What's the most inappropriate place you've ever had an uncontrollable fit of the giggles?
a wedding, while they were saying their vows...my bad
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Who would win in a Celebrity Death Match type competition, the Aflac duck or the Geico Gecko?
the gecko...he's a bad ass...chuck norris trained him
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Dupes? , Why can't I even get this right I have so many of them here? I feel like i"m being picked on because I'm new here. I have so many questions that I like to ask and I am now am afraid to even ask, everyone flags me 6 times the past 2 days
quit worrying about what everyone else thinks. just be yourself
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If you were thrown from a plane 2000 ft up, what would the first words out of your mouth be?
dear jesus...
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Can you name a famous quote from a cartoon character
"Alcohol...the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"----Homer Simpson
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Do you believe in evolution, the bible, or the Chuck Norris theory?
chuck norris is all that is, was, and will be
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How important is virginity to youth today?
probably not very important seeing that it wasn't important to me 7 years ago when i was in high school
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If you were on vacation, the person you were staying with was at work, you also had no means of travel and you belive the other member of party hahs an ear infection what would you do?
search the person you are staying withs house. see if they have a little bit of vegetable oil. warm some up and pour a drop or two into the ear of the person who you think has an earaches. then put some cotton in it. next, search the house for some liquor. just drink that, because you can't go anywhere.
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Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
wow, actually there is not, unless you count my corneas but i can't see them b/c there isn't a mirror around
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So Whats everybody doing for the weekend...I need some idea's?
i'm hoping it rains all weekend like predicted so i can relax and watch dvds
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What do you think of parents who use those child leashes?
that is the most retarded thing i have ever seen. if you can't take your child out and have them know that they should stay with you and not run off then you are a horrible parent.
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What are the things you feel really proud and happy of having done in your life?
not died yet
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What is your favorite sport and why?
football
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Is it true that people who knows karate prays to other gods? cause I want to learn karate but I dont want to do that because im cristian.
my friend knows karate and he is a preacher
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Three words after sex, what would you say?
j
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What is your opinion of drunk astronauts?
i would need to be drunk too
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How many people do you know personally that have, had or died of cancer?
my grandmother died from bladder cancer...my grandfather died from lung cancer
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What is one thing that you should NOT delete from your computer?
recycle bin...it would be total chaos!!
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Have you ever been ordered to performed 'community service'?
yeah, i had to wash ambulances 2 weekends
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Have you ever left a line to go find a shorter line
yeah, and it usually results in me waiting longer than i originally would have
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I plan on marrying my girlfriend. What should I expect peoples reactions to be like as an interracial marriage?
why do you look at life in colors. you should just see your girlfriend as a person instead of someone of a different race. why is she marrying you??
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How do you show someone you are interested without seeming weird?
just start making out with them
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If I yelled out OPA!!!!!!!!!! right now, what would you do?
shut the f*ck up and use your inside voice
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You're now in a drunken hobo fight; what is your weapon of choice?
a roundhouse kick from chuck norris
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Who do you turn to when your in trouble and just want to talk?
chuck norris
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Why is it that the sound of extreme pleasure and extreme fear and pain are one and the same?
because when chuck norris is having anal sex with you, it feels great and hurts at the same time...
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Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?
your sister was better
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My boyfriend doesn't defend me when his father insults me from left to right and the father watches my every move. I asked my boyfriend why he didn't defend me and his response was, "My father is just joking. He's always like that." What should I do?
let him know how much it bothers you...if that doesn't work then have one of your girlfriends insult him a few times and then don't defend him, that'll do the trick
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Anybody wanna throw down?
if by anybody you mean me, and by 'throw down' you mean have sex with your mom, then ok
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Why does Sesame Street seem so tacky compared to the other kids' shows we have here in Australia?
because you're an adult
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Will the Detroit lions have a good 07-08 season?
the lions will have a good year when the cubs win the world series.......never
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Any thoughts on the retirement of the NY Jets running back Curtis Martin?
he's got bad knees and his productivity dropped a long time ago. i like him, but it's time he left
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What is your favorite Simpsons quote?
"alcohol...the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"----Homer
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Whats the worst thing to say to a killer who is holding a gun to your head?
i had sex with your mom
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What is your "safe word" when you practice S&M?
ouch
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What do you think about researchers who think that soda pop should have warning labels on them just like cigarettes saying :Hazardous to your health, May cause Obesity? Will that stop you from drinking soda?
it doesn't stop people from smoking
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Can a man get killed from playing cards that fly at him at high speed?
been watching mythbusters huh? and , no
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What is the first cd/tape/record you ever owned?
my first cd was the soundtrack from batman forever...before that though, my first tape was michael jackson!
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Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better
haha, good question. i was at the club once, saw this girl dancing...asked her to come over, she did...i said, "hey, you look great out there dancing, but i noticed your tag was sticking out of the back of your shirt...i don't want you to look dumb, so i'll fix it for you".....she said, "ok" and turned around...i pretended to fix her tag (which wasn't...
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It doesn't ALWAYS happen, but a majority of the time when I'm reading the words become very blurry, my eyes start hurting and I get a roaring headache. It goes away after a while, but what does this mean?
you are going to die...actually, i'm not sure what your condition is, maybe cataracts or just bad vision...but we are all eventually going to die!
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There is a boy i like but and he knows cause i told him but we don't talk as much ne more sometime we do but i usually have 2 start the conversation and i use 2 not have 2 do that but ne way what do i do?
learn how to type logically
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Would you lick a used plunger for 50 bucks?
been there, done that, for 15 dollars though, so yeah, i guess i would definitely do it for 50
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I noticed lately in the market they carry ground buffalo and ostrich meat. Are they worth trying or just a gimmick?
buffalo is kinda chewy, i've only had ostrich in jerky but it was good...just like a big ass chicken
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I am planning to go on backpack travelling in Europe this coming September. Is there a place/corner in the Central Train Stations of Salzburg, Munich, Bern, and Milan where we can deposit our luggages for a minimal fee while we tour o
don't go to slovakia...ever seen hostel? yeah, i know that this doesn't even come close to answering your question but i've never been to europe...just wanted to warn you about slovakia
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Who would win in a fight with Hillary and Monica?
i would root for the earthquake that takes them both out
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I just purchased a new pool table and lately the balls jump ever time it hits a rail any ideas as to what would cause this.
if you mean they jump off the table, then it is probably because you are shooting too hard
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If you were asked to make a piece of clothing out of Bacon, what would you make?
a robe....it's the biggest piece of clothing i could think of....then i would eat it!
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Do you find it ironic that white/caucasian/Anglo people seem to get accused of racism much more often and with much less provocation than people of other racial/ethnic backgrounds?
yeah, i think it's f*cked up. I have met just as many black people that are racist as i have met white people that are racist.
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How do I get my garden gnome to stop harassing the neighborhood teens late at night?
bash it with a sledgehammer...those things are creepy
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If you won the lottery and could choose the amount of money that you want,like for example I would choose 10 million,how much would you choose?
10 billion. Why?, i don't know, seems like it would be enough to buy a small country though...luxemborg looks nice
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I'm class of 2001 what about you?(high school)
2000
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Where's the unit?
in my pants
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What not to say to a man with "man breasts"?
can i motor boat those?
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Have you ever been seriously injured in a car accident?
i broke my back in a car accident when i was 15
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Who married Adam and Eve?
God
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What is the best thing to say to a coworker who keeps butting in to our conversations?
shut the f*ck up
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Would it be yummy to get a BigMac, bring it home & put the meat on the BBQ & then eat it all?
no
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My mom is a bitch she is not letting me do anything anymore..
all mom's are like that...that's their job
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What is the most funniest prank you ever seen somebody pulled?
my buddy sits down with his ass crack showing a lot of times. i was drunk once and held a grill lighter to his crack, a little too close, and singed some hair...gross and hilarious!!
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When is the last time you threw up and why?
two weeks ago...too much tequila!!
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I am so sad as my granny pased away this week, I want to celebrate her life in a big way, How should I do this?
just never forget the good times you had with her, that's how you can you celebrate her life everyday, and that is big
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What are some healthy weightgaining food or meals? e.g Peanut butter.
anything with protein. tuna, chicken, etc...
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Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa Johns, or Little Caesars?
pizza hut, thin crust pepperoni baby!
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Men: Big Boobs or Big Butt?
big butt, i'm an ass man. a girl could have A-cups for all i care as long as she has a nice ass
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Summer or Winter?
winter, for 2 reasons...christmas and football
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How do you ask out a girl who used to be a close friend but then became more distant because of people making fun of her and me because we slow-danced together? (P.S. I like her, and I think she likes me.)
if you already slow danced with her then all you have to say is "Hey, lets go out sometime"...trust me dude, you're in
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When someone mentions to you that they are Italian, what's the first thing that pops into your head?
gangsta
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Do you know any creative ways to stop hiccups
the only way i have found that gets rid of my hiccups everytime (and i have tried so many ways), is to get on the floor and do as many push ups as you can. sounds stupid, but something about it losens your diaphram up. i think that's why you hiccup to begin with is a tightening of the diaphram so...
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What's your favorite plant that you have grown yourself?
jade plant, they are pretty cool
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Can you guess which commercial this is from "Pop Pop, FIZZ FIZZ , oh what a relief it is"?
alka seltzer??
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If you could only watch one television channel, which would it be?
comedy central unless it's during college football season, then espn
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Comic books or Comic strips?
comic strips, ever seen red and rover?
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Walmart or Sams club?
wal-mart, you have to pay a fee per year to get into sam's and i can't eat a 200 ounce bag of fruit loops before it goes bad
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According to your own opinions, which is "nerdier"- A Dungeons and Dragons player or a Trekkie (Someone who watches and LOVES Star Trek)?
i say both are equally as nerdy
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Whats the first thing you would buy if you had all the money in the world?
i would hire a beautiful girl to follow me around all day and scratch my back whenever i had an itch
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I have repeatedly found pornography in my husband's computer. When I talk to him about it he apologizes says he won't do it again, but today I found some again. What should I do?
just look at it with him
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If your head wasn't full of grey matter what would it be it be full of? Flowers, chocolate, cottonwool, dark sinister shadows?
shit, at least thats what everyone tells me i'm full of
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You are getting wiser when ______
you realize that you will never know EVERYTHING
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Dwarf Hamster or Ferret?
just go all out and get a midget
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If you were to receive cash or a gift card, would you be disappointed that the giver didn't buy you a specific gift?
i like getting cash because i get to buy whatever i want
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Were you mean to your parents when you were a child?
i only really got in trouble when i was backtalking. come to think of it, thats the only way i still get into trouble now is by running my mouth...i'm getting better though!
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Any suggestions on passing away 1hour without being bored?
check out stuff on youtube
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Is it ok that I just use someone else's wireless internet?
hell yeah, i would
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In what year will your birthday be on a Friday? And how long until it's on a Friday again?
my birthday won't be on friday again until 2019. that kinda sucks too because my birthday is sept. 13, and i always have the best birthdays on friday the 13th
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What shall I make with my fresh picked blueberries?
put some in a bowl of milk with a little sugar in it and eat it like cereal
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What did you have for lunch today?
homemade spaghetti and meatballs
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What's your favourite song about casual drug use?
ben harper-burn one down
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If you saw someone naked running down the street, what would you do?
if it was a hot girl, and she was just excersing, i would strip down and get my jog on!
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Carpet or hardwood floor?
carpet. i don't like wearing socks and i hate walking around on hardwood because i always end up stepping on a little crumb or something and it gets stuck to my foot.
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Why do these "informercials" always use the worst ham actors?
because good actors won't do infomercials
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What do you feel like completes YOU?
the perfect woman
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Who misses the old TV shows instead of house renovation shows & reality shows on every channel?
i don't, they still play those shows late at night and on nick at night
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Expand these:2(x+2) and 4(2*-2)
2(x+2) expanded hmmm.....
2 ( x + 2 )
2 ( x + 2)
i could keep going but eh
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Will the earth last forever?
No, eventually a giant asteroid will destroy it before the sun gets the chance to do the job
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You're supposed to learn something new everyday. What did you learn today?
That 'Turistas' sucks
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If you had to name your newborn child after a colour, which one would you choose?
Mustard yellow
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Http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi...
go to this site, type in your name what was the FIRST slogan that came uP?
Just One Kevin-Give It To Me!
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When people first began measuring temperature in numbers, what led them to associate hotter temperatures with higher numbers, and colder temperatures with lower ones?
common sense
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I am a liar. Is that true?
I say that it is true. You are telling the truth. You probaby always tell the truth, even when you lie.
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How can a person move to Guam? Please give info about how to do it, employment opportunities etc. Tell me a little about the island.
you obviously know very little about Guam so why do you want to move there? WTF?
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What do you think about Australia?
they have a lot of kangaroos?
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If love was a car, what kind would it be?
an old 1993 nissan pickup truck...it was cheap and can rack up the miles
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When someone is talking to you and they accidently spit and not know it, do you wipe it off right away or make like you didnt notice?
hahahaha, awesome question! if it's someone i don't know, i ignore it. if it's someone that i genuinely dislike i take a moment, pause, look them in the eye, and wipe off my face with a look of disgust!
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If you could have only one food for the rest of your life (assuming that this strange situation would not affect your health), which food would you choose?
probably....what's that stuff called?...we used to eat it all the time back in the day.......oh yeah, pussy
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Do you like a lot, a little or no tongue when you make out?
im a guy. i like a little tongue, i hate it when all the kiss is about is just tongue. i like sucking on the lips more
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Close your eyes. What do you hear?
i hear that jazzy little tune from the 'six flags' commercial, with the old man in the suit dancing
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Why is nobody bothering to restore the Roman Colosseum?
because it's so old. it's piece of world history. if you restore it then you are in a sense taking something away from it. it wouldn't be as greatly admired today if it had 'updates'
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If a lady was trying to cross a puddle, what would you lay down across it to let her pass?
nothing and tell her to walk around it
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For the guys... The Perfect Woman would be...?
Hellen Keller...she cant talk
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By some strange mishap, you are transformed into a toy. If you had the choice,which toy would you want to spend the rest of your days as?
i would be a dildo
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What are some low-cost ways to beat the summer heat without an air conditioner?
take a fan and set a bowl of ice behind it, works better than a wet towel, but thats a good idea too!
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If stealing was legal, what would you take without paying? (You can only take one thing)
i would steal all the gold from fort knox and own the world!!!!!!!
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If had the option to push a button to receive 1 million dollars, but someone you don't know, and will never see or know would die, would you push the button?
Probably. There are a lot of bastards in this world, terrorists, rapists and such. Chances are, if i pushed the button, i would take one of them out. so yeah
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If you found a very large amount of money, let's say thousands in sm bills, would you turn it in,? or would you need sometime to think it over? Who would you call first, your best friend or the police?
yeah, that money would be mine. i wouldnt even think twice about it, i'd call my best friend and we would go to the strip club!
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Take a quote and add the words "in bed" to the very end. What do you get?
Nothing exceeds life like excess...in bed.
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How old are you?
24, 25 in september
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What's the difference between an alcoholic and someone who just drinks too much?
I think an alcoholic is someone that feels that they HAVE to drink all the time.
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My bf got drunk grinded with a girl hard core, talked with her, then she e-mailed him asking to do more, he e-mailed back saying get back to him, she did and then it ened can I trust him or should I leave him
hes gonna cheat on you eventually if you stay with him
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My three year old asked me yesterday to wipe away her hurt feelings and give her happy feelings. How would you have answered this request?
just give her some ice cream
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What would you do if the love of your life said they needed space so they can "discover" themselves?
go ahead and break up with them because that is a bullshit excuse anyway. i had a girl that was supposedly in love with me whom i had been dating for several months tell me that. turns out that she just wanted to date this other guy she had met and didnt have the guts to come out and admit it.
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How many US States have you been to?
tennessee, alabama, georgia, florida, south carolina, north carolina, virginia, west virginia, maryland, deleware, pennsylvannia, new york, connecticut, rhode island, massachusetts, new hampshire-----16
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I dont get along with girls at all..Ive had one girl friend in my life and she passed away two years ago I have many guy friends..how do I find a dude that will accept and respect that and not think Im hooking up with my friends?
i trust you, holla at ya boy!! ;)
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Where are you ticklish?
the only place is on my back, close to the sides. when a girl touches me there, i have involuntary muscle spasms!!!
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Have you ever had a "I have my moments" moment? What was it?
Pretty much everytime i get drunk i am 'that guy'
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My boyfriend breaks up with me because of me telling my mom we go out, my mom is strict but she is only like that because she cares about me I don't know what to do I think him breaking up with me was stupid but what do you think?
if he breaks up with you because of something as stupid as that then it doesn't sound like he is worth dating anyway
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How much are you worth on www.humanforsale.com? You can leave blank any questions you don't know the answer to.
2.8 million, i should sell myself and get some bank!!
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I here fireworks in the distance while its raining outside..is it possible for the fireworks to be working while its raining?
yeah, if you hear them and it's raining outside, then i guess it is possible for fireworks to work in the rain, as long as it's not a monsoon!
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Ive just been dumped after 6 and a half years and apparently its not me its him. the pain wont go away as were still living together and both leaving our flat at the end of the month.will it get any better cause it doesnt feel like it?
I know exactly what you mean. It feels like the pain will never go away. I'm sure everyone is telling you 'i've been there before, and eventually you will feel better'. I'm sure right now you don't believe them. Even though neither I nor anyone else knows the exact circumstances or have been through the exact situation, believe it or not, it will get better....
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When you were a kid, did you have a favorite song that you played over and over until it drove your parents bananas? Mine was Solider Boy by the Shirelles - my father never bought me another record.
rock on by david essex!
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Is it wrong to lose my virginity at age 15
even if you love the person, chances are that you aren't going to be with them forever. do what you want, but if you do lose your virginity now, i can almost guarantee you will regret it. i'm not judging in any way, just my advice!
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How do I hook up my PS2 to an older TV with a single available input when the PS2 has the 3 wire (red, yellow, white) output?
you have to go to radio shack or some other gadget store. tell them what your situation is, and they will give you an adaptor to set you straight. shouldn't cost more than $15
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Wy wife recently got drunk and flirted with a guy she just met. They ended up sitting together. They held hands, he kissed her on the neck and he gave her "butterflies". My wife admits to being attracted to him. Did she cheat? Should I leave her?
yeah, that's messed up, you should have decked that guy if he knew she was married. she didn't cheat, but it sounds like she probably would. when people are drunk, they say and do stuff they wouldn't do when they are sober. it's not to say though that it's not on their minds when they are sober...just the inhibitions are gone when they are drinking..good luck!
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What do you think of the tv show Scrubs?
probably the funniest show i have seen in a long time, i love it! it comes on everyday on comedy central at 6 my time, and then on wgn from 10:30-11:30. that's about the only show i watch consistently, that and king of the hill!
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What's your verb that best fits you?
relax
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What keep the relation strong?
communication. if you talk about what is bothering you instead of just letting it fester, you will be alright
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Now, if you were stranded on a deserted island and could only have 3 beverages for the rest of your life, what would they be?
fresh water
milk
corona (hopefully they have limes on the island!!)
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Have you ever eaten so much of one kind of food (like, ramen) over a long period of time that you absolutely could not even look at it for a long time afterward? What was it?
lol, yeah, i'm going to have to go with ramen noodles. In the dorms, that's all we made. I've tried every flavor, and tried to make my own variations. Everything from mustard in them to butter and parmesan cheese. I still can't look at that stuff!!!!!!
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'The Golden Ratio' is a number that refers to much of the things that occur in nature. Do you know about it, and how do you explain this coincidence?
1.618=the golden ratio. A lot of things follow this ratio. Such as the length of the human face divided by the width. Also many other examples having to do with the human body and nature.
www.harunyahya.com/articles/70golden_ratio.html
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What number comes up most in the world?
true!
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If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only have 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be? (meals such as fajitas could count as one food)
homemade spaghetti
strawberry cheesecake
biscuits and gravy
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What are your top 3 favorite movies of all time? (doesn't have to be in any particular order)
Goodfellas, Old School, Bad Boys 2
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If a strange man came to your door, saying his car broke down and asking to use your phone, would you let him inside your home to do so?
No. Now-a-days, everyone has a cellphone. Hell, even 12 year olds have cell phones. So, if he wanted to come in to use MY phone, I would know something was up.
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If you dont drink alcohol, do you find yourself being annoyed by peaple who have been drinking?
I drink, and when I'm drunk with my friends nobdoy hardly ever gets on my nerves. However, I notice that when they are drinking and I am not they are annoying as hell sometimes!!
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Is it "strange" or "wrong" for two adult siblings of the same gender to occasionally shower together? Why/why not?
its wrong unless it's 2 hot twin women, ages anywhere from 18-30, then its ok as long as they wash each other...wait, did i say that?
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If I came to your city, what is 1 (one) thing I should see before I leave? In which city/town do you live?
south pittsburg, tennessee. known for the cornbread festival!
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What memorable event ended July 3, 1863?
battle for gettysburg
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What are your thoughts on Samuel Adams?
i like it. i can't afford it most of the time, but if i could it would definitely be my beer of choice. that or corona
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Who is awake right now?
I am, not sure why, it's 3:25 here in tennessee
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What is the longest amount of time you have dedicated to love-making with one partner?
5 minutes!! lol
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If there is one thing you wish was never made what would it be and why?
nuclear weapons
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What phrase is too often used for advice?
'that's life'
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If you could share just one peice of knowledge what would it be?
i before e except AFTER c
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Is there anyone you'd like to see launched into space with a one way ticket?
hillary clinton
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If your walls could talk, what would they say?
you need to get some more vagina in this place!
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What wouldn't you do for 1 billion dollars?
kill myself
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Upon waking up, what is the thing (or person) you would least like to discover lying next to you?
hillary clinton
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What's your catch phrase?
"yeah, i'm that guy"....because i always do something outlandish when i'm drunk that warrants such a comment
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Try and insult me as much as you can in just 2 words?
butt pirate
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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.)
rosco patton
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Who is the best wide receiver in the 2007 NFL Draft?
calvin johnson
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In your opinion, which is the best conference in college football? Why? Who do you think is the best team from that conference? Why?
yep, SEC
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Who do you think will win super bowl 42 [not 41!]?
chargers over saints
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Should there be a loser bowl for football where we take the two worst teams in the league and they compete to be the second worst and not the absolute worst?
no, nobody would watch that
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Who is a better Football team the Dallas Cowboys or the Seatle Seahawks......and The Bengals or the Chargers?
chargers, bengals, seahawks, cowboys
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What is your favorite football movie?
varsity blues
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OU or OSU?
i'll root for the earthquake
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Which do you prefer...college football or the NFL? and why?
college football by far. in college football, if you lose 1 game that could cost you a shot at playing for a national championship.
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In your opinion, who is the best quarterback in NFL history?
joe montana, however when his career is over peyton manning will take the number 1 spot
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What is your favorite NFL team?
atlanta falcons
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What steps should be taken to minimize weed smoke in a hotel room?
I don't know how to reduce the amount of smoke, but i know a way to reduce the smell. Take an empty cardboard paper towel holder...put a few of the smell good dryer sheets inside....blow the smoke through the tube when you exhale. Kept me out of trouble.
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What is a really funny joke that you know?
women's rights! lol, j/k ladies
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What comes to mind when i say the word...'insanity'
voting hillary clinton into the white house
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What's your creepiest insect moment? IE scorpion in your sheets and so on.
Also, when i saw the centipede wrapped around my hand, i slung it against the wall. I tried to go back to sleep, but I knew it was still out there. Keep in mind, it's the middle of the night, and I'm 12 years old, i freaked out a little bit. I got up, found the centipede, and killed it. I cut it into about 5 pieces with a knife. I tried to go back to sleep, but I had a dream that...
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What's your creepiest insect moment? IE scorpion in your sheets and so on.
When I was 12 years old, I was sleeping in my basement bedroom. I felt something tickling my face. When I reached up to scratch it, a 6 inch centipede was wrapped around my hand. I hate those things to this very day!!
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What is the one thing you DO NOT tolerate in a relationship?
I don't like it when a girl I'm dating purposely tries to make me feel jealous. Next!!
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One of my favorite quotes comes from Eleanor Roosevelt. "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." What does this mean to you?
Wow, that's actually one of my favorite quotes as well. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. To me, this means that as long as I don't let people's opinion of me bother me, I will be ok. I am comfortable and confident with myself and a lot of it has to do with the meaning behind that quote.
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What is your opinion of small dogs? Big ones? Medium-sized ones?
I like medium or big dogs for outside and small dogs for inside. Also, I prefer short haired dogs.
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Can you make a sentence of five words starting with "I" and ending with "myself"?
I like playing with myself!
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Is the U.S. ready for a female president?
I don't think that a woman should be elected just because she is a woman. I don't think that gender or race should come into play at all.
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If you could say one sentence to stop someone from starting to smoke what would it be?
you are going to die
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How many partners have you had? (I just want to see the average on here)
13
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