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Answer to Have you ever been to any of the Disney theme parks? Which one(s)& what did you ;ike about them?

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 11:48:38 -0700

Have you ever been to any of the Disney theme parks? Which one(s)& what did you ;ike about them?

Yes. I don't recommend it. In my honest opinion, Tokyo Disneyland & Disney Sea is worth the trip.

Answer to So why is the US advising travel warnings for Mexico when your chances of being shot are higher in the US? (note this question is meant to be somewhat humorous--but still a true fact).

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 11:44:42 -0700

So why is the US advising travel warnings for Mexico when your chances of being shot are higher in the US? (note this question is meant to be somewhat humorous--but still a true fact).

You're more likely to be shot in the US but over a longer period of time. Travel to Mexico during the Drug Wars, expect to be shot in a shorter period of time. Hence, the warning. Just like any country, there are certain places you go and certain places you shouldn't be.

Answer to IM 24 she is 15 , how should i feel , what do i do .. long story

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:33:49 -0800

IM 24 she is 15 , how should i feel , what do i do .. long story

Nice!

Answer to White round pil w/ cor 103 on one side, the other side blank

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:33:12 -0800

White round pil w/ cor 103 on one side, the other side blank

The pill is Trouble, get out of your mom's medicine cabinet

Answer to Reporter, journalist and correspondent - The difference lies only in the name. What do you think?

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:32:16 -0800

Reporter, journalist and correspondent - The difference lies only in the name. What do you think?

different name, but all are actors if they're part of the major media outlets

Answer to Why did god make marijuana?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:34:01 -0800

Why did god make marijuana?

the leaves of the tree are for the healing of the nations

Answer to Is Tool the best band out there musically?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:30:12 -0800

Is Tool the best band out there musically?

What? oh man you sound like you have been deprived of some great music. well its not your fault with the crap that's on tv and the airwaves all day everyday.

Answer to Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:16:02 -0800

Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?

i have no idea now..this is like the "chicken and the egg theory" and it confuses they heck out of kids at school

Answer to I think I might be bisexual, what do I do?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 23:00:24 -0800

I think I might be bisexual, what do I do?

if you really think you are, then test the waters don't know what else to tell you

Answer to Why do porn people want you to see porn so badly, that they hide it under unassuming URLs?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:58:22 -0800

Why do porn people want you to see porn so badly, that they hide it under unassuming URLs?

as JerryKim first answered it is a business technique, and its because the norms of society is to look down upon someone who finds gratification constantly viewing porn.

Answer to Whats your opinion on breast implants? is it worth doing?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:53:05 -0800

Whats your opinion on breast implants? is it worth doing?

I prefer my women all natural. don't butcher your body.

Answer to Are you a smoker? If not, can you give me a non-health related reason as to why, and if so, why do you smoke?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:51:42 -0800

Are you a smoker? If not, can you give me a non-health related reason as to why, and if so, why do you smoke?

Yes.. I'm a big smoker. For many reasons. The top 2 being: 1. I work 2. I work with children

Answer to What are the two favorite things you own?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:50:18 -0800

What are the two favorite things you own?

my precious turntables.. ..shhh they're sleeping right now.

Answer to What's the greater insult...to be rejected for your looks or your personality?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:48:42 -0800

What's the greater insult...to be rejected for your looks or your personality?

what a great question. In my honest opinion I think personality is more hurtful & I have rejected someone straight out because of their personality. I don't think she found it as offensive (that person having been complimented on her looks all her life).

Answer to Are you drinking beer while AB'ing tonight?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:42:38 -0800

Are you drinking beer while AB'ing tonight?

Well I'm not drinking

Answer to Can smaller breasts be hott too? or is the bigger the better?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:40:52 -0800

Can smaller breasts be hott too? or is the bigger the better?

i prefer proportionate

Answer to Who the hell are you?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:32:55 -0800

Who the hell are you?

Just another soul trying to get by

Answer to How do you explain the size of the universe to a 4 year old?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:32:08 -0800

How do you explain the size of the universe to a 4 year old?

Never ending

Answer to Have you ever written a letter and sent it in the mail?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:31:25 -0800

Have you ever written a letter and sent it in the mail?

many many times. nothing like a personalized letter to or from someone. Used to have pen-pals as a teen.

Answer to I'm 27 now, 5 yrs back my life was awesome, but some jealous people ruined my career. I still can't get over it, my whole life has changed, what should I do?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:30:18 -0800

I'm 27 now, 5 yrs back my life was awesome, but some jealous people ruined my career. I still can't get over it, my whole life has changed, what should I do?

be glad you're still alive and pursue another goal. Some of us have to learn the hard way...(well most of us) Nothing to it, but to do it!

Answer to What is the closest thing to you that is white?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:27:08 -0800

What is the closest thing to you that is white?

the eye piercingly white background of this website, which is on the screen about a foot from my face. need some clear eyes over here.

Answer to You're the movie reviewer. What's the last movie you saw, and how would you rate it?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:10:13 -0800

You're the movie reviewer. What's the last movie you saw, and how would you rate it?

Hancock 2 outta 10

Answer to How long do you think it will be before our economy has recovered?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:08:37 -0800

How long do you think it will be before our economy has recovered?

recover? you mean collapse, don't you?

Answer to What is something that is best when it's fresh?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:07:35 -0800

What is something that is best when it's fresh?

sushi

Answer to WHY?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:06:48 -0800

WHY?

that's just the way it is

Answer to Is this going to be the next space toilet?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:05:14 -0800

Is this going to be the next space toilet?

I'd take it there's some suction coming through the tubes. Hope they make it in XL..gonna need some space in my space toilet

Answer to What would you do if you found a genies lamp with a hot genie of the opposite gender inside?

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 22:02:39 -0800

What would you do if you found a genies lamp with a hot genie of the opposite gender inside?

Hey isn't there a movie like that? Damn wish I could remember the name. Some cheesy 90s movie. I'd wish for everything to go my way.

Answer to Jim Carrey... Funny? Or pathetic do-anything-for-a-laugh jerk?

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:35:29 -0800

Jim Carrey... Funny? Or pathetic do-anything-for-a-laugh jerk?

was funny at one time..but now he's just a coke head.

Answer to Whats a 5 letter word for dog?

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 23:26:30 -0800

Whats a 5 letter word for dog?

perro

Answer to Do Pomeranians shed?

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:57:28 -0800

Do Pomeranians shed?

yup..gotta brush them..my baby loves it

Answer to Can you prove God exists?

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:56:35 -0700

Can you prove God exists?

I'm not sure what I believe... although the fact that you are still alive and able to look around should prove that something is keeping you alive.

Answer to Do you like to go out on New Year's Eve or celebrate at home? Why?

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:54:53 -0700

Do you like to go out on New Year's Eve or celebrate at home? Why?

I do whatever comes my way

Answer to Which vegetable can you just never have enough of?

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:47:23 -0700

Which vegetable can you just never have enough of?

Corn

Answer to What is your favourite city? why?

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:46:14 -0700

What is your favourite city? why?

Osaka, Japan

Answer to What are some old sayings your elders have passed on to you?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:35:43 -0700

What are some old sayings your elders have passed on to you?

A child is born with no state of mind, Blind to the ways of mankind

Answer to A woman I work with has constantly erect nipples...why is that?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:36:37 -0700

A woman I work with has constantly erect nipples...why is that?

Don't ask why, just be glad she's your co-worker

Answer to Guys: Which do you find more of a turn on? Thongs or panties?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:23:07 -0700

Guys: Which do you find more of a turn on? Thongs or panties?

Doesn't matter..because if a woman is gonna show me her underwear, then its coming right off.

Answer to What if ____

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:19:26 -0700

What if ____

Earth wasn't Earth?

Answer to Do you think i'm pretty?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:17:43 -0700

Do you think i'm pretty?

Sure..judging by the tiny picture, you've got that Librarian thing going on....I think I've got some overdue books, I hope you've got the punishment.

Answer to Jakarta Hotel Puts $110 Hamburger On Menu. Would you pay that much for a hamburger? ($110 = twice the average monthly wage in Indonesia)

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:15:26 -0700

Jakarta Hotel Puts $110 Hamburger On Menu. Would you pay that much for a hamburger? ($110 = twice the average monthly wage in Indonesia)

If I could afford that, I would buy one for everyone there. But I can't so, NO!

Answer to Do you wear your jeans of blue?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:11:38 -0700

Do you wear your jeans of blue?

Sure do. Although I do remember when I had a couple pairs of Cross Colours. Remember those?

Answer to What food that is ok to cook do you prefer to eat raw?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:09:35 -0700

What food that is ok to cook do you prefer to eat raw?

Fish

Answer to Guys, how many times have you been kicked in the gonads?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:08:55 -0700

Guys, how many times have you been kicked in the gonads?

Just once when I was younger, during my martial arts class. I never forgot my CUP again.

Answer to What is one thing that you wish everyone knew?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:07:59 -0700

What is one thing that you wish everyone knew?

Everybody Is Somebody's Favorite

Answer to Have you ever wanted to wander around the world having adventures?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:04:33 -0700

Have you ever wanted to wander around the world having adventures?

ever since I got my driver's license! I've met some country hoppers who really get themselves into some jams & journeys, but nobody along the lines of Indiana Jones or Kwai Chang Caine

Answer to What is it about your favorite band that makes you like them?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 12:02:17 -0700

What is it about your favorite band that makes you like them?

They're just too damn funky!

Answer to Whats the best way to loose alot of weight in a short period of time?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:59:11 -0700

Whats the best way to loose alot of weight in a short period of time?

First develop your will power, then ask me again.

Answer to I'm 13 and my IQ is 142. I know this sounds stupid, but if you are intelligent you will understand me. It seems smart people seem to know more about life and know that it is sort of boring and pointless if you understand me. For example, less intelligen

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:54:57 -0700

I'm 13 and my IQ is 142. I know this sounds stupid, but if you are intelligent you will understand me. It seems smart people seem to know more about life and know that it is sort of boring and pointless if you understand me. For example, less intelligen

Ignorance is bliss. The more you know, the more miserable you are. Its the way of life. My IQ may not be 142, but my common sense is off the charts.

Answer to Are we going into a recession or a depression, economicaly?

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:33:18 -0700

Are we going into a recession or a depression, economicaly?

The new age depression has been in action for some time now, don't be fooled by the lies on the news...we are continuing to collect debt as a nation, and the "Bailout" or "Robbery" as most put it, has only put us deeper in debt..

Answer to Has anyone seen these new toilets that will heat your seat ? they cost $2000? would you invest in one of them? What are they going to sell next?

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:23:04 -0700

Has anyone seen these new toilets that will heat your seat ? they cost $2000? would you invest in one of them? What are they going to sell next?

they're everywhere in japan..and have been for many years

Answer to Does anyone still own a phongraph?

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:21:24 -0700

Does anyone still own a phongraph?

Yes. I use them everyday. I only buy vinyl.

Answer to Is there a unisex term that can be substituted for nieces and nephews? (ie I was baby sitting for my nieces and nephews.

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:15:23 -0700

Is there a unisex term that can be substituted for nieces and nephews? (ie I was baby sitting for my nieces and nephews.

relatives

Answer to If socialized medicine is bad, wouldn't socialized banking be worse?

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:12:58 -0700

If socialized medicine is bad, wouldn't socialized banking be worse?

socialized medicine isn't bad, if it was then we wouldn't have medicare or medicaid

Answer to Where u live at the moment is the weather awefull?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:37:53 -0700

Where u live at the moment is the weather awefull?

not awful but awkward

Answer to Your favorite chocolate thing to eat?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:37:32 -0700

Your favorite chocolate thing to eat?

chocolate fudge sundae

Answer to Where would we be without the letter "T"?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:35:23 -0700

Where would we be without the letter "T"?

in deep shi

Answer to What is the capital of Pennsylvania?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 14:15:34 -0700

What is the capital of Pennsylvania?

harrisburg?

Answer to Have you had your five minutes of fame yet?? Tell me the story....Were you on the news, TV show, news paper, in a movie, or a commercial?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:13:46 -0700

Have you had your five minutes of fame yet?? Tell me the story....Were you on the news, TV show, news paper, in a movie, or a commercial?

When I was a child, I was at the Los Angeles Kids Museum and I had the face paint and balloons in my hands.. Bozo the clown walked up to me and started interviewing me while the local news was filming. those were fun innocent times!

Answer to Do you wear deodorant?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:12:15 -0700

Do you wear deodorant?

deodorant with anti-perspirant ...no use in just masking the smell, must stop the source

Answer to What do you like to chew?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:10:48 -0700

What do you like to chew?

Gummy Bears

Answer to Do you use the term Black or African American more?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:10:00 -0700

Do you use the term Black or African American more?

I use black, because they may not be from africa.

Answer to How did you react when you heard Santa might not be real?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:07:01 -0700

How did you react when you heard Santa might not be real?

i acted as if I already knew..because somewhere in the back of my head I did always have a hunch.

Answer to You accidentally trip over a rock and fall on the ground. What happens next?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:06:14 -0700

You accidentally trip over a rock and fall on the ground. What happens next?

Hysterical laughter comes from behind

Answer to If the United States is #1, then what exactly are we number one in? Crime is the only statistic I see us up in compared to other 1st world countries.

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:04:55 -0700

If the United States is #1, then what exactly are we number one in? Crime is the only statistic I see us up in compared to other 1st world countries.

the US is #1 when it comes to lying, stealing, and manipulating its people. We have to be the best at something right?!

Answer to When do the bands start to play their dance music in your area on weekends?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 10:01:09 -0700

When do the bands start to play their dance music in your area on weekends?

there are many lives band where I live, but none play any dance music at all. Just a bunch of drunk idiots banging their heads. what ever happened to dance music?

Answer to Are skinny jeans the future for men?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:45:22 -0700

Are skinny jeans the future for men?

no they were the past

Answer to Do you have enough self-restraint to only press the crosswalk button once?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:45:00 -0700

Do you have enough self-restraint to only press the crosswalk button once?

crosswalk button, I'll push 5 times real fast so that I'm not waiting their like an idiot because I didn't push it hard enough the first time. elevator button, just once if the light around the button illuminates

Answer to Do you think smoking pot is a gateway to other drugs?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:40:11 -0700

Do you think smoking pot is a gateway to other drugs?

no...at least not for anyone with self control

Answer to I NEED TO PICK A CAR BUT I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE TO HAVE OUT OF THSES LOTUS BENTLY MERCEDES PORCHE ASTON MARTIN OR A LAND ROVER CAN YOU HELP?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:38:35 -0700

I NEED TO PICK A CAR BUT I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE TO HAVE OUT OF THSES LOTUS BENTLY MERCEDES PORCHE ASTON MARTIN OR A LAND ROVER CAN YOU HELP?

neither of those, they're all lemons. expensive cars require expensive parts

Answer to There used to be this anime where there was one guy with three robot girls, on of the girls had blue hair, the other one had red hair, and i dont remember the last one, but if anyone could help wit the name that would be awesome

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:21:56 -0700

There used to be this anime where there was one guy with three robot girls, on of the girls had blue hair, the other one had red hair, and i dont remember the last one, but if anyone could help wit the name that would be awesome

hmmm..how about Ranma 1/2,, although I don't think they were robots

Answer to How different are you now from the way you were 10 years ago? Are you nicer, meaner, or the same?

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:19:25 -0700

How different are you now from the way you were 10 years ago? Are you nicer, meaner, or the same?

much nicer and more patient, although much more busier and stressed

Answer to Have you seen people drive endlessly around the gym's parking lot trying to find the closest possible parking spot?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:32:42 -0700

Have you seen people drive endlessly around the gym's parking lot trying to find the closest possible parking spot?

shows you who really goes to work out & who doesn't

Answer to For those that have moved from one country to another - What advice would you give for someone considering the same?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:30:58 -0700

For those that have moved from one country to another - What advice would you give for someone considering the same?

Learn as much of the language as you can, or you will have some hard time and bad experiences. You will learn from them, but who wants to learn the hard way.

Answer to What is a common stereotype about all politicians?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:29:52 -0700

What is a common stereotype about all politicians?

They never worry about their bank accounts or homes foreclosing

Answer to What part of your shoe wears out first?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:24:12 -0700

What part of your shoe wears out first?

the heels, but they usually wear unevenly

Answer to Why do non-Christians, who claim to be religiously tolerant, constantly belittle Christian beliefs and dismiss them with absurd hypotheticals?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:22:56 -0700

Why do non-Christians, who claim to be religiously tolerant, constantly belittle Christian beliefs and dismiss them with absurd hypotheticals?

in my experiences i've always found it the opposite, christians belittling other religions and beliefs

Answer to Can someone please tell me what Obama's platform is? He is a master at pointing out the obvious problems but has never suggested how he plans to fix it. And before you attack me, I am not a McCain supporter either. Just want to know if anyone knows.

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:19:44 -0700

Can someone please tell me what Obama's platform is? He is a master at pointing out the obvious problems but has never suggested how he plans to fix it. And before you attack me, I am not a McCain supporter either. Just want to know if anyone knows.

It doesn't matter, they'll both ruin the country. They both support the nwo.

Answer to Have you lost something?

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:14:52 -0700

Have you lost something?

all faith in my country and its people to stand up for whats right

Answer to Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:43:51 -0700

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

764 Dynamite Two - Let Us See You Dance / The Main Beat 1984 (Promo) (Closest to me was a rare record price guide)

Answer to What's a good name for a rich guy?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:02:14 -0700

What's a good name for a rich guy?

Prick

Answer to How long does pot las in your system for?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:11:25 -0700

How long does pot las in your system for?

two weeks, flush your body with antioxidants. unless you smoke a lot, then 30 days is more probable

Answer to What is Opposite of Opposite?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:10:24 -0700

What is Opposite of Opposite?

Exact

Answer to Where do you position your arms when you sleep?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:09:34 -0700

Where do you position your arms when you sleep?

Sleeping face down, with both arms under the pillow

Answer to If you could be instantly amazing at any martial art, which would you choose?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:22:27 -0700

If you could be instantly amazing at any martial art, which would you choose?

Jeet Kun Do

Answer to What do you think should be made illegal that isn't?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:35:07 -0700

What do you think should be made illegal that isn't?

celebrity news

Answer to Whats something that used to matter to you, but doesn't matter to you anymore?

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:33:42 -0700

Whats something that used to matter to you, but doesn't matter to you anymore?

What people think or expect of me

Answer to What 3 " Items "do you Run Out of the most /quickest at home --?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:05:46 -0700

What 3 " Items "do you Run Out of the most /quickest at home --?

Weed,Food, and Condoms.

Answer to Without a doubt, the most honorable human trait?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:50:24 -0700

Without a doubt, the most honorable human trait?

Respect

Answer to I am at work and very very bored what can I do to pass the time?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:49:36 -0700

I am at work and very very bored what can I do to pass the time?

Mix on my turntables

Answer to Do you curse out loud when driving alone? with passengers?

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:47:50 -0700

Do you curse out loud when driving alone? with passengers?

Haha All the time, if I'm alone or with passengers. Does depend on the passenger though.

Answer to Do you typically leave a tip at a buffet? After all, someone will have to bus the table, etc.

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:36:56 -0700

Do you typically leave a tip at a buffet? After all, someone will have to bus the table, etc.

I do not go to buffets often, but when I have I did not tip. But I do think thats a great idea, and I will do so the next time I hit up a buffet.

Answer to Guys do you like Girly Girls or Tomboys?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:30:15 -0700

Guys do you like Girly Girls or Tomboys?

girly girls really turn me on girly girls got it going on

Answer to Does music affect people's emotions?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:27:18 -0700

Does music affect people's emotions?

Of course it does. And a talented Dj can manipulate those emotions.

Answer to What horror movie scared you the most as a child?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:25:31 -0700

What horror movie scared you the most as a child?

Jaws

Answer to What do you think about police officers? I know that alot of people hate them, but why? All they do is try to protect us. I plan on being a poloce officer. Do you think I'm making a bad decision?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:43:11 -0700

What do you think about police officers? I know that alot of people hate them, but why? All they do is try to protect us. I plan on being a poloce officer. Do you think I'm making a bad decision?

Have you seen all the innocent people being killed by cops on the news.. And those are only the reported cases that make the media headlines.

Answer to Would you or have ever eaten pork skins?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:30:54 -0700

Would you or have ever eaten pork skins?

Absolutely, I love the Spicy Chicharrones

Answer to Are you looking/not looking forward to anything this week?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:30:16 -0700

Are you looking/not looking forward to anything this week?

My lady returning from her summer visit to home.

Answer to Question for atheists: Do you feel uncomfortable with songs with lyrics that mention God?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:24:19 -0700

Question for atheists: Do you feel uncomfortable with songs with lyrics that mention God?

Not really unless its starts getting specific and preaching. But doesn't bother me at all, preferably not to be mentioned more than once.

Answer to What really rocks?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:37:55 -0700

What really rocks?

Pop Rocks

Answer to When do you decide you had enough of answerbags for the day/night?

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:32:39 -0700

When do you decide you had enough of answerbags for the day/night?

When the questions start to get outrageously ridiculous