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Im a lesbian,and i want to know what you people out there think of lesbians?
I think lesbians are great, my neighbors are lesbians. They bought me a Rolex. I'm guessing they misunderstood me when they asked me what I wanted for my Birthday. I said "I wanna watch" :)
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I am going to ask out the "drive thru" guy. So if he should say Yes..does that mean I pay for the date?
You should pay for the date as long as he doesn't make you park and wait. :)
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Should you obey your husband?
only in the bedroom...sometimes...when she wants to that is "Holy backpeddling Batman"
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Do you work mostly with people, things, or information?
information
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Do you know any thing to spice up relationship
Listen to the song "Cleveland Steamroller" there's a lot of ideas in that song :)
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What do you envy the most about the opposite sex?
I envy the fact that women are never wrong. I wish!!
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My boyfriend spent the night at my friends house, and I found out that her boyfriend wasn't there and that they slept in the same room. When I questioned them they had different stories. Is it likely that my boyfriend cheated on me?
Yea, he cheated. Sorry to hear it
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How many Steelers fans do we have here in AB?
I was a Steeler fan yesterday :)
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If you had to "audition" and sing a song at a job interview instead of going through the Q & A routine, what song would you pick?
You are so beautiful. Joe Cocker (I think)
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What is that in your pants?
Your Mom
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What is the worst thing you could say to an alcoholic?
I'm drinking the last beer
You're driving
I do
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What would you do if I bit you hard enough to leave a mark?
Bite you back
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What age do you think is perfect to get married?
I would say anywhere between 32-24-36 :0)
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What age do you think is perfect to get married?
Stone age?
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Can you think of ten ways to have fun with boobs?
I can count ten ways on my fingers. LOL
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My gf of 10 months wants space, told me that she wants me to be her friend and that she wants to be with me at some point, needs time now. She says i luv you. BUT she been hanging out with another man that she says is plutonic. Giver her space or walk
Jump on her one last time and then dump her. Give her all the space she'll ever need
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Do blonde lesbians have more fun?
DR'd and no comment? Can't take a joke or what?
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First thing that comes to mind: The fastest way to a man's heart is _____?
Just below center of the rib cage,hold your hand palm opened, palm up, stiff, do not have your wrist bent
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How would the world look like without women?
Dark and gloomy
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What would u do if they made weed legal?
Stop taking antidepressants
stop drinking
stop fighting
stop working
stop caring
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Im a lesbian,and i want to know what you people out there think of lesbians?
Break out in song!!
(Monty Python)
I'm a lesbian and it's OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day,
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!!
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How do you get a guys attention?
Take away his remote
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How i can find som friend in usa by chating?(i com from iran)
Welcome to AB my Iranian sister!! I am American.
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Is a relationship with an alcoholic worth the work?
No, but love is
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Would you ever leave the United States permanently?
No, not permanently. I love this country!!
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How do you feel about women !!and the way we dress
I love women, everything about them. Clothes or no clothes. :0)
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What is your opinion on people who were known to be "draft dodgers"?
They should not be allowed in a Country they are not willing to fight for. On the flip side, I agree Mr. Natural, the Vietnam war was pointless.
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I told a girl i luvd her on facebook and now we are not taking we where like best mates and she has told me once that i was the only person she would date have i scared her off her something wat should i do?
I think you just uncovered a sex predator!! The little sweety you've been masterbating over is a 55 year old male pervert. LOL
The internet:
Where the men are men and so are the girls!!
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What do you regret the most. The things you have done or the things you wish you would've have done more.
Both equally. I regret not doing some things and I regret doing some others. But, I do try not to regret anything anymore. I try to assure myself everything had its purpose in bringing me where I am today :0)
and that's a good place!!
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One night stands...highly over rated or a "banging" good time?
It can be fun with the right person
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I'm 17 and My Boyfriend Says He loves me, and he wants to Prove it By having Sex, he Also says I'm the only one that makes him Feel this way,..Does He Just want to get in my Pants? What Should I do?... I love Him, But I also have Trust issues.
Nah, he just wants sex from you. Make him commit first. Tell him you're waiting for marriage, it's the best thing to do for you.
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What's something that is usually black in color?
A woman's soul :0)
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Have you ever used your inner strengths?
Every morning :0)
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Hey guys ... if you found out that your new fiance had cheated on you while you were dating, would you call it off?
Yep, bye bye whore!!
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I have a question about a sertin sexual position. The back wards cow girl. Is it commin for girls to have truble getting your partner in and staying there?
One of my favorites.
Make sure you're good and wet.
Guide it in with your hand.
Just grind more and dont go so far up.
Get up on your feet instead of your knees, that works great
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Have you ever been fought over by 2 girls (if you are a guy) or 2 guys (if you are a girl)?
Yes, more then once and by more then just two girls. It's a real ego booster :0)
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If you are truly happy with yourself? Do you go out of your way to be mean to someone else...
Truly happy people are not mean. Mean people that happen to be in a good mood are still mean.
I'm happy and I go out of my way to help other people be happy.
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Im a lesbian,and i want to know what you people out there think of lesbians?
I think that's great if you're happy!!
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I am a woman who has become friends with a guy from work and realized after working together for 2 years we are attracted to each other but I am 10 years older than he is.....I am 42 he is 32 also I am married he is single...so why is he attracted to me?
He was horny and you seemed vulnerable. Some women going through tough times in a marriage attract that type. Just my opinion.
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What touches your heart the most? :)
My kids
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When's the last time you just sat and watched the sunset?
oooooops
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Someone just accused me of asking a "Goofy" question. I guess I should be insulted but I'm not..should I be?
I'd like to welcome our newset proud member of the goOfy question club, welcome :0)
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What's something that is long?
a lecture can be
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Would you support your child..if he was arressted for a crime that you knewhe actually did..or would you just let him/her learn their lesson in the system?
I love my children, I will always be there for them, if the punishment fits the crime then they need the punishment, they already know where I stand on this. They've know it all their lives.
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Why do so many marriages end in in divorce so soon these days? Some barely last a year or two? What's wrong? Your theory?
I blame it on Hollywood
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how happy are you today?
about 20 :0)
Work and play are going great, Saturday's my birthday and I'm going boating at the Dells all day and campfire at night with lots of friends. Woot-woot
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Last night AB kept kicking me out and making me login again, when I answer a question the main menu at the top (Social Q&A) disappears and I can't just go back to social Q&A, what's going on with the bag?
After I submitted this question the main menu disappeared and now I have to click my back button to get to where I can go to the social forum. It's not very friendly. Thanks
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Are you able to be gracious in defeat or do you like to "get back at" the side who won and make things as difficult as you possibly can for them?
I don't know. I've never been defeated, now you have me wondering.
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When I say, "Jump!", you say, "_______________" ..?
you first :0)
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I feel really sad tonight, everything is going wrong. Does anyone want to cheer me up? :(
I'm sorry to hear that. Would you like to take a look at my enormous penis? That always cheers me up. :0)
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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words?
I only stop eating meat when I want to club baby seals over the head. Is that better?
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(Fill in the space) I used to ______, but now I _______.
Love her, but now I had to kill her
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My hubby wants to sleep with my cousin, what should i say?
You should say Bye
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I have been having good e-mail conversation with someone for a week but she seems reluctant to talk on the phone. Should I be concerned?
Yes she's a he
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Whats the best thing a woman can do to get a mans attention?
flash her boobies at him
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Would you buy a Mexican radio?
Only if I plan on eating BBQ iguana
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Do you have a greater orgasim by masterbasion or by sexual encounter?
Both at the same time :D
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What bothers you more, being interupted when you are speaking or being ignored when you speak to someone?
Both suck equally
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Do you think all men want to rape and hurt women but stop themselves?
I hope not, if that were true I wouldn't want to be in the man club.
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What is something you might have a paid membership to?
YMCA, Country club, a few websites
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What was the first thought that came into your head this morning?
SHIT I left the fucking water running. True, I flooded our basement :0*(
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Can someone guess the ethnicity based on this photo?
I'd say she's commonIwannalayherian from the island of CommonIwannalayya
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Husband says something wife feels is insulting. She slaps him hard across the face. Is that domestic violence? What should he do?
so she slapped you. I'm appalled by all this "call the cops on your wife" bullshit talk. That’s one of the problems with today's society. Maybe he didn’t mean it as an insult and the little drama queen took it as an insult.
If she slaps you offer her the other cheek. If you don’t like the way she acts or is treating you, ask her to stop or leave. If you...
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4 cars are driving towards a 4 way intersection. they maintain the same speed and never slow down the entire time. once they get to the intersection, none of them crash though they go the same speed. how is this possible?
they are heading toward different intersections
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When do you know it's time for a major change in your life?
When I'm sleeping on a park bench with an empty stomach
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What is one thing you keep track of time for?
appointments
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Are you embarrassed about the way you look?
Not at all. I've been told I'm good looking enough times.
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What word do you use for when you have run out of money?
SHIT
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Did you gain friends or lose friends this year?
I gained a few
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Okey dokey...today is "Say Something Nice About Someone You Dislike" Day. Who would like to start?
Ummm OK, Nancy Pelosi has nice boobs
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Is the world brighter when you smile?
yes, yes it is
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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe?
It better, I'm racking up a lot of debt :0)
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Hey, could you grab me a bottle of _________?
Bud Light
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What is one word that never fails to turn the heads of others to you?
FIRE!!
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I have a boyfriend and i wear a size 32 A bra...he asked me "how big are your boobs"... what am i supossed to say to tht?
Tell him you are a member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Club" and proud of it. When your are older they'll still be perky. Not like two wet socks with an apple in each one :0)
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Is it cheating if a married man receives a lap dance?
Only if he doesn't pay for it.
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My ex-wife is moving to Georgia with the kids. I live in Ohio. What should I do?
She can't move legally without your consent if you have joint custody
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Why am i constantly single? my friends tell me im hot, intelligent, funny & generous & im told that im very good in bed. but once a guy gets me into bed, they seem to come up with excuses as to why we should just be friends & seem to lose interest.
they are all correct, you are giving up the honey before you are getting any kind of commitment
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If Answerbag became a pay site, would you be willing to pay monthly and continue using it?
nope, nada, nine
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[MEN]: Does breast size really matter to you? Attraction? Finding a girl? etc.
I like big breasts and I can not lie,
the other brothers can't deny,
when a woman walks in.....
sorry, for some reason that song came in. :0)
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Does being 18 automatically make you a man instead of a boy?
As much as standing in a garage makes you a car
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Do you find it a bit strange that some people would trash a whole marriage over just one kiss?
No, not strange. If my bride kissed another then the wedding would be over.
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What time is it across the world?
It's either day time or night time
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What would be a reason to climb up a ladder?
To prevent myself from walking underneath it?
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If the world was coming to an end and there would be only one man and one woman left to start the human race over and you were either that one man or woman who would you pick to be your counterpart if you could not pick ur S/O?
Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi LMAO
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For the men: Would you wear a speedo for three hours in public for $100? For the women: would you allow your husband/boyfriend to take the offer?
Hmmmm, only $100, I usually make more then that. Is this for charity or something?
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Girlfriend stays in contact with ex lovers and guys who wanted to be what should I make of this
Don't get to emotionally attached to her. She is not very attached to you.
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"American Jews are unsettled that President Obama equated the Holocaust to the Palestinian struggle" Isn't that true? Aren't Israelis actions in Palestine equivalent to the Jews being forced into ghettos to be controlled and exterminated?
I say nuke em all and call it New Texas. HAHA
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I quit smoking cold turkey on Sunday and I am absolutely miserable. I just want to curl up in a ball and cry.... it's got to get better right? Maybe Im just not ready to quit?
The key is never giving up. Concentrate on the cravings. They will become weaker and further apart after a time. Recognize them and what causes them. If you treat this like a game against yourself and you are indeed fighting an inner battle. You can beat this. Replace your cigs with altiods cinnamon breath mints . I've been clean for two years. It is not easy, but I'm here to tell you...
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Who was that person I saw you with last night?
My wife and two boys.
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When you divorced or left your S/O did you get the bad end of the stick or did you feel it was a fair deal?
I got the way bad end of the stick!! One might say "Shitty end of the stick", so did my kids and that's what hurt the most.
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When you were in school and teachers could still hit you. What did your teacher use?
She was hot and I didnt mind being called naughty and getting tied up and wiped by her. She was sooOOoo demanding hubba hubba
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What needs to be buttered?
Women
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What does your avatar say about you? Do you change it and if so, does the theme repeat itself?
I picked this avatar because I've been called a wild one from birth on, my Mother would say it and my wife stills does. I love the big cats and I have been told I often have catlike reflexes. My favorite cat face is the one when they are looking at their prey with eyes wide open.
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At what age did you, or do you plan to, permanently move out of your parent's house?
I was 15
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Married men: if a DNA test showed that your 2 month old was not your biological child, what would you do?
I'd walk away from it all.
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What would you do if you were interested in an ambitious person who was going far in life but you feel as if you'd distract and hinder them from their full potential if you got together? If you like each other, would you still pursue that person?
Is this my ex-wife asking this question?
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What was the last thing you pulled?
my zipper up
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Are shoes more comfortable to wear than bra's?
No bras are, its a little secret I discovered a few years ago. When I go on my long jogs in the morning I always wear my wife's bra on my feet. Very comfortable.
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Do you flirt on AB?
No I dont sweet cheeks.....*in my best low toned Italian voice* "so how you doin"?
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How would you feel if someone online asked you to send them a nude photo of you?
I would tell them they'll have to wait for next months addition of Playgirl. That's right!! Ah-huh!!
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Have you ever wondered what would be like to cuddle next to another ABer?
There's a few I'd like to *clears throat* cuddle with ;0)
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Split up with girlfriend of one month, she wants to get back together but only after a break of around 2 weeks - can that work, or is better to get back together straight away?
I'd tell her sure and if no one comes along you can try it with her again. One month and she needs a break? She sounds a little unstable
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How would you stop thinking about an ex that you still love?
Think of the bad times
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If one parent is British and the other is American, what do you think their child's accent would be, if any?
New England? HAHA
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Have you ever punched someone? and why?
Yes, every time I step into the ring :0)
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If you were to Re-name your street, based on your neighbours? What would it be called?
Broke Back avenue... we have two house on perm disability because of lower back strain and they go biking and boating all the time. Pisses me off
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ACDC or Van Halen?
Old Van Halen
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What does it mean if a guy says," I did feel a connection with you, it made everything better but scared me a little Not going to lie... Just not sure where things were supposed to go from here." Is he interested or should I just cut my losses and move on
He likes you and isn't committing to anything right now. He wants to keep his options open.
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I never like gay and lesbians , do u?
Is it a jealousy thing? or what?
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What one thing in life do you wish was a tinsy bit easier?
Quantum physics
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Are you a funny person or a "stick in the mud?" ummmm...loll
I'm a funny stick that likes to get muddy every once in awhile. :0)
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If everything is made of energy then what made energy?
Mr and Mrs Energy?
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What talent in others do you find impressive?
Vocals
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What did I do to scare you so bad?
you proposed AHHHHGGGGG
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Why the long look?
I was born with it :0)
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What is the proper way to kill a zombie?
throw sugar cubes at them..they hate sugar cubes
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Many people are looking for the perfect partner. Does anyone ever start being the perfect partner first?
Almost always! They always start out being the perfect everything, then the mask starts to fall off.
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Do you have an obnoxious bone in your body?
a few actually
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What does it mean to give someone the third degree?
It means they didnt learn anything after the first and second degree.
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What are your special skills?
I can lick my eyebrows
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So....what's the deal with your avatar?
I'm just one cool cat that's all
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Does anyone know any white jokes, need them pronto....
What did one sheet say to the other sheet?
Sheet #1: How you feeling?
Sheet #2: All white I guess.
Just made it up, huh, huh? lol
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What is a word that contains 7 letters and starts with the letter "V"?
vvvroom
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What do you taste of?
I don't know, care to check for me?
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How many sexual partners have you had in your life? Be honest. I won't judge you (can't speak for the rest of the people who will answer)
over a hundred
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Why do women say they want a good guy, but never give a good guy a chance?
Good guys are boring
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Say you're married, and you exchange a lot of raunchy, sexually suggestive text messages and pictures with an Ex. Is that considered cheating, or a form of it?
Yes I think that's cheating. I do believe I'd be single soon.
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Have u ever been with someone who uses you for your money?
YES!!!!! and it was a great 3 days :0)
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What is your bigesst regret in life?
That I did not give my life for my country?
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For men, You guys already got chance(s) to suckle your woman on bed. My question is ,if she is lactating can You breastfeed from her?
How old are you?
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What is it called when a man is left to die hanging from a tree by his neck? Is he well hung or well hanged?
It's called "problem solved", ahhh how I miss the good old days.
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What is your bigesst regret in life?
Dropping out of medical school
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The itsy-bitsy spider jumped off the water spout right on your lap, What did you shout?
BITSY IS THAT YOU? Where ya been girlfriend?
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What is more uncomfortable than a man quoting scripture to an Atheist?
dude taking a crap in the stall next to you and trying to strike up conversation. Or tapping your foot. HAHA
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Is butt crack sexy? How much? On who? Any makeup tips?
I think a fine looking woman should show as much skin as she wants...where ever!! :0)
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Sports fans: What player / sport / # jersey(s) do you own?
Packers
4 - Favre (several)
93 - Brown
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Who is your favorite villian? (bad guy in movies, shows, etc.)
The Duplicator
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What is the one great, major transition in life?
For me it was when my son was born
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Ive never...done the dirty deed...and i am 17. My boyfriend tells me i need to grow up and start doing it. Do you agree?
he's young dumb and full of cum, tell him to use his hand
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There's nothing quite like.............................................?
a good blow job
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Can you do sentimental?
Not well no
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I saw my dad at a strip club mom thought he was at a football game he told me not to tell her what should I do?
depends on if you want to be the reason for the tension between them or not.
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What is the opposite of a "pet peeve"?
Wildly happy?
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What is the dirtiest thing you've ever heard said on television?
Ward I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night.
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I am a juggalo (female) what do you think about that?
Everybody's got to be somebody I always say
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Are you proud of the rack you have?
Yes, I built it myself :0)
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My 18 year old son moved into his girlfriends house with her mom. They feel that they are his family and are trying to ruin my relationship with my son. His girlfriend deleted me from my sons facebook friends and has blocked me.
He will come to his senses, dont turn his room into a den or home gym just yet.
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Would you date a fat obese person
No I would not, we would have nothing in common. I'm very active.
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Why do guys never want to have a real relationship with me...why do they ask to be fwb's?
because you allow it? Tell them "Dont hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"
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Do you know what the acrynom LOL stands for?
lots of lollipopping
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What do you consider kinky be creative?
I dated this woman for awhile. I believe her picture is in the dictionary under that word :0) problem is, she wasn't kinky with just me.
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What is one thing that you only have do to once in order to learn your lesson?
smoke while filling my tank with gas
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Is it possible to be black and racist?
Yes, remember what happened in Rwanda?
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Would you rather live next to Alcoholics, Pot heads, or Jehova's Witnesses?
Potheads, they never come out of their house.
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Is it strange to be a female virgin at 26?
It would only be strange if she was a prostitute
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Is there anyone you trust completely?
No there isn't. My wife and son are the closest, but.....
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Whats the first thing you can think of with black and white colors in it?
Panda
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Could you still love your s/o who has told you that you get on their nerves or would you eventually lose feelings for them?
I hope so, she tells me that all the time :0)
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If someone came up to you and said they were sleeping with YOUR s/o what would your first thought be?
I'd say "yeah right"
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How open with people are you?
Overly...I'm told
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What would you do if you woke up with no eyebrows?
I'd try to look surprised...but I wouldn't be able to. HAHA
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I suspect that I've been used and not loved all along. Where can I find evidence?
The evidence is in the way you are treated when there is no sex or anything else to offer. Does he give? Does he care when your feelings are hurt or something bothers you? Is he considerate? or she....sorry for assuming
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What is the difference between girlfriend and devil>?
The devil isn't as evil?
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What is the best day of the year for you?
Any day that ends in Y
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Will you join me in congratulating Chief Wanbli, the second member ever to reach Illuminati (100th) level of answer bag? A big YAAAAY for the Chief!
Way to go Chief, keep those witty answers coming!!!
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Do you think people who don't drink (alcohol) are more or less attractive?
It doesn't make a difference to me. Everybodies got to be somebody :0)
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What's the saddest song you could think of? Why is it that most of the sad songs are the good ones?
Patches
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Do you let your neighbors come inside your house?
yes, most are my friends
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How do you make a grown man cry?
Play rap music
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When did you stop beating your S/O?
I didnt know I was suppose too.
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If you were a Jedi Knight or Sith what color light saber would you personally make or own?
Chartreuse
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What Would You Do, If you lived in the Jungle?
I would find a loin cloth and swing from the trees and rule the jungle with my army of apes. I would find a missing hot woman that also lived in the jungle and we would find a boy and name him umm "boy". I would beat up all the white people that would come to the jungle because they didnt look like a monkey. The tribes would fear me and call me Tarzan!!
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Do you often put *your* life on hold while you help others?
most of my life
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When I say "Rendez-vous", What one word pops into your head?
checkpoint
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Plumber's-crack, butt-cleavage, or...(do you have another term)?
goal
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What is there to do in Montana?
shoot indians?
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'plastic'?
boobies
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Does it bug you if a younger sibling is more intelligent than you?
I don't know, you'd have to ask my older brother :0)
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Why do bullies bully
they dont feel very good about themselves or a bad home life or they are just piss ants.
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What was the first drug you tried?
baby aspirin
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Could you ever turn to prostitution to keep your family from being thrown out on the street?
No, I would use the situation to teach my kids how to survive and overcome it.
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Which hurts more getting dumped or finding out your being cheated on?
That's a tough one!! I've been through both and they both hurt a lot.
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Do you want to screw any of your coworkers (in the Biblical sense)?
Just one if I was single. I never will though because I love my wife and we're quite happy.
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How long should you date before you think it is time for him to propose?I mean the average? We are now in the 3 plus yrs.? am I wrong to give the S*$t or get off the pot speach?
I have friends that waited 11 years and two children before they got married. They both went to college and then.... they just waited until it was right for both of them. Good luck!!
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Do you wake up to the sound of birds, the waves, people, or traffic & sirens?
my alarm clock. Birds if my windows open. Sirens sometimes. I live close to a hospital and a park.
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I believe the father of my son signed an "Acknowlege of Paternity" form at the hospital when my son was born. Where can I obtain this form?
I would start with the hospital administration and if that doesn't work I'd contact the register of deeds in your county. Good luck!!
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Are you being stalked on here?
I hope so!!!
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What's the shortest marriage for you so far?
Married April 12th and she died November 2nd (6 1/2 months)
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If you had a secret service detail (job), what would you want your "code name" to be?
Testicles
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What came first the chicken or the egg
Nice guys always finish last ;0)
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Ok. I finally started to talk to this girl that I really like. But all I can say is hey to her. She is so cute its really hard to say anything else. How should I approach this?
Grow a set
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I'm real bad, but it ain't happening friend!! lol
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I say BOOM....you say ______?
shaka laka
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I think a woman dressing and acting like a man is________________?
Not a big deal, each to their own
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Should i go out with a known player in my neighborhood?
If you dont mind being played
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I got a sweater for my birthday. Is it to hard to get me what I really want, which is a screamer or a moaner?
Just play some Rap music or keep telling them jokes.
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What's the number one thing that women like the most?
A Wild One :0)
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Can you name a few things that you don't want to hear during your surgery?
• It’s a boy
• It’s a girl
• Now where's my watch
• Nurse can you hand me those rusty pliers
• The surgery was a success but I don’t think the patients going to make it.
• Is this an alien?
• Woops, start calling him Sally.
• He'll adjust
• I thought you said amputation, not ……..
• I don’t...
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Have you heard that if you sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little star while you are washing your hands it works out to be long enough to do a proper hand wash?
No but I've hear singing the Alphabet song works :0)
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Do dyslexics have more nuf?
os kniht t'nod I
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Do you act reeeeeaally paranoid when you are in a relationship?
Not always, only when they go psycho.
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What "ain't nobody's business but your own"?
Most everything
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My parents are getting a divorce...and i am planning to get married this november. This makes me scared bc they were so happy. Should i be worried about my soon to be marriage?
ALWAYS - always be worried about your marriage. Work at it, make it the perfect marriage, don't take it for granted ever and you'll be fine. Just remember marriage is not "Give and take" it's "Give and Give". Good luck and Congrats!!!
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If your spouse died, how long would you wait before starting to date? And how long before getting remarried?
I did not date for 3 years and I married the following years
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What is your usual workout routine?
An hour a day Monday thru Friday I stop at the gym on my way home from work.
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When you eat messy chicken wings does your face look like you've been muff diving with a spicy chicken?
Oh yeah, I get good and messy on purpose!! lol
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Should women hold doors open for men?
Sure why not. She doesn't have to, but if she wants to she can.
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Look around, and tell me the first thing you see that has GOLDEN color on it. +6 if you tell the truth! lol
A bow wrapped around my lucky bamboo in my office
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Can you imagine a life without TV, internet, cell phones and radio?
Be with a gorgeous blonde animal lover :0)
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If your entire family was going to be sentenced to hell for all eternity & you had a choice to either burn with them or to pass through the pearly gates on your own, what would you do?
I wouldn't be able to help them in hell, so I think I would go to heaven and see if I can do something from there.
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♣ Can you describe your vehicle in one word? ♣
practical
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When was the last time you saw a $100 American Bill?
today...just now
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Name a Sport where something is Thrown...?
Cat juggling
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Need help please with something. How many cm is 5'1''? I wanna buy a cosplay costume, but most of them are measured in cm, and math is my worse subject. Thanks.
61 inch = 154.94 centimeter
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Don't you just love sittin under a shade tree in the middle of summer with a good friend and a snack?
I sure do, it's one of my favorite things to do.
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Do you have a tip of the day?
Don't pet a burning dog
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Do you have a tip of the day?
Don't pet a burning dog
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What would u say to a stalker thats been looking at u following u and talking about u and really really liked u but u didn't liked them.. and yes it happened to me
I just called the cops on you
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What was the most important factor in your achieving success?
Education, knowledge, common sense and knowing what to do with it all.
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What is the absolute best job in your opinion?
Successful Musician
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Do you have a "Hot Date" planned for tonight?
Yes I do as a matter of fact.
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Can I take care of that for you?
No but your sister can
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What should I look for in buying a good concubine?
Good teeth, low mileage, overdrive, nice bumpers and the only word she knows is YES!!
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What are you looking right this very second?
that damn avatar of yours :0)
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What is an example of words we use when talking on a CB Radio?
10-4 rubber ducky come back
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What are some words that start with De____?
De end?
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What's the first name of the person you flirted with today?
Kristin
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Name something that has Keys...?
My pocket
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WHAT WOULD U CONSIDER A FAST GIRL TO B?
Danica Patrick?
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If you could grow a new flower, what would it look like? What would you call it?
It would look just like you
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Name a reason a Husband might give for coming home late from the Office...?
My secretary needed a sperm donor.
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GOD truly is good...can you give an example of a blessing you just recently received from HIM?
My son came home.
I woke up this morning.
I still have my job.
All my loved ones are healthy and well.
I made it to work safely.
I'm not sick.
I received this good question to honor him.
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Can you love and care for someone too much?
NO not at all.
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My husband has been texting a married woman. the texts start from about 5am and ends 1:59am are they sleeping together
I think it's worse, he's in love with her.
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What distinguishing facial features do you have?
My 3 eyes
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My boyfriend of one month just told me he loved me. I do not feel that way towards him AT ALL. In fact, i was going to break up with him soon, he's really emotional though so what should I do?
Drop him like a bad habit. You owe him nothing. Tell him you just found out you're gay and it has nothing to do with him. The longer you let him hang around the harder it will be on him.
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When you meet someone new , what is the first thing you want to ask them?
What does thier butt smell like. Oh wait that's what my dog asks. lol
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Do you keep a spare key to the house somewhere on your person when you go out?
Sure, when you coming over ;0)
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If you had a Robot, what would you name it?
Betty bot
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If you had a space ship, what would you name it?
I'd call it the "U.R. Sofa Kingdom"
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You are on a cruise ship being chased by pirates. Given a weapon, could you/would you shoot at the pirates?
Yes, just keep the ammo coming :0) I think I'd shoot at them even if they were not chasing us. lol
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Whats the most dangerous animal ever and why?
Humans, they are the only ones that can destroy the world.
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Fleetwood Mac ..or... the Eagles?
Both, I can't make a choice, I'm sorry but I tried. I just can't, they are both legends.
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So this guy likes me. but he has a gf. but he won't leave her cuz she gives him "happiness" lol but he txts me all the time n gives me hugs when she's not looking or smiles over her shoulder. and he can be very sexual at times. and i kinda like em. help!
Do you really want to be in her place? Him looking over your shoulder at someone else?
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My car key for my proton [2000] car.is bending i took it to local key makers there said they can not make a spare who do i contact.
the dealer that sold you the car or the manufaturer.
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What's the worst advice anyone ever gave you?
Invest
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Whats the best way to "Piss off" a cop, without being arrested?
by being innocent when they think you are guilty. Works every time!! :0)
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Do you plan or do you like to make love spontaniously?
Yes, both works well some of the time.
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Can you describe the way you are dressed in two words?
Business casual
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Are you good at waiting? How so?
I'm not good at waiting. It's all about me after all.
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When would you tell a girl it would be heaven to be married to her?
When you truly mean it…and not one second before.
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Do you think looks matter in a significant other?
Yes they do to some degree. There is a certain amount of sexuality that goes with a relationship.
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What does, "I hate you and I'm leaving you for another man!", mean?
Translation= I'm a bitch and a cheat and I have no understanding of commitment. I only wanted you for your money!!
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What do you gargle with besides mouthwash?
Crown Royal....for anything that ails you!! :0)
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You are taking a flight. You sit next to someone who talks non stop the entire trip. It's a 8 hour flight. What do you do? No other available seats.
I would proceed to tell him in detail of my experience with anal hematoma, syphilis or some other fascinating story. I'm sure he would be the one wearing the headphones in no time :0)
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Have you ever done anything sexually that you now regret ? If so what?
Yes, I did five women in one night and regret not doing the sixth. kidding
No not really. I had sex with a woman I thought I loved and really didn't. I was young, dumb and full of cum.
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X-frend's sending me abusiv txt msgs, I hav her book which I plannd 2 return on Fri. I've been civil but she startd getting really nasty. Sometimes I ignore her or give as gd as I get. I feel she's crossd the line n just wanna burn the book.ne suggestions
Be the bigger person. She's being mean because she's either hurt by losing your friendship or she never really was a friend to begin with.
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What is something that needs to be blown up?
Iran
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Which is BEST: Think-Feel-Do, Think-Do-Feel, Do-Think-Feel, Do-Feel-Think, Feel-Do-Think, or Feel-Think-Do!
Think - Do it anyway - Hopefully feel
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Has anyone ever kissed in the rain. And how was it because i want to kiss my girlfriend in the rain for a romantic thing.
Yes I have and more. It was amazing. Thank you for bringing that memory back :0)
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Who is your favorite old west outlaw?
Bruce Dern
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What's one thing you've said, which you regretted immediately afterwards?
Just one huh? I've said some mean things in my day and regret most of them.
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Can you kill someone with a Red Rider BeBe Gun?
Yes, if you use the barrel on thier head and not the butt.
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What is the full form of s/o?
Single Oaf? lol
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Your best friend needs your help...desperately. Your S/O never liked him/her and says "don't go..choose..your friend or me". First..do you ever react well to ultimatums and second, what do you do?
I would stay long enough to let my wife know how I feel and how ridiculous she is sounding and then I would go out the door and help my friend.
I do not do well with ultimatums and would not be with someone that tried. I believe ultimatums are mind games which is B.S. in my book.
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If you had me to your self what wood you do to me
teach you how to spell
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I'm new to the planet earth, what are a few things I need to know?
I am the almighty leader of this planet and you will adhire to my every wish. That is all you need to know. :0)
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Name a habit which can make you famous?
Just about anything can do it if you put your mind to it
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What is the most "outrageous" thing that you have done on Spring Break?
I drank a beer once...HAHA
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Who loves you most and truly?
My God
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Did you go on vacation but leave on probation?
HAHA - only if it's a fun filled vacation. Howdy Mr. Policeman!!
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Have you ever seriously questioned your faith?
I agree with ElfenBlue completely!! I never questioned my faith in God but have questioned my faith (and their teachings) in organized religion many, many times. Thanks ElfenBlue!!
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How friendly are you? (Take the quiz)
Your Friendliness Score is 81 (Very Friendly)
You are an amazing friend. Anyone who has you as a friend is incredibly lucky.
And judging by how many friends you have, there are many lucky people in this world!
You can talk to people easily, and you often turn strangers into friends.
You are also a good listener. You are there for your friends when they need to vent, without judgment.
...
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Men do you enjoy seeing women abused in porn? Do you love women?
Love women, role playing is fun but no real abuse. I would (and have) protect not harm.
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Do you swim well or just dog paddle or float?
I'm a very good diver, definitely a very good diver :0)
joking aside, yes I am a strong swimmer
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Are you still using the same avatar that you've used since you first signed up on AB?
Yes I am
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This is a riddle I can't figure out-Spell cat with seven letters
felines ?
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My boyfriend has cheated on me and i dont know what to do he lied to me and told me that he wanted me back and that he was really sorry! he just went to jail and he writes me but what should i do i really love him alot and want to be with him but idk
I think you should marry him and have lots of little criminals running around the house.
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What birth control method do you use?
My wife
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Can you drive a motorcycle?
Yes, any kind, any where. I use to motocross
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I wish I could do that right now, is the answer. What is the question?
Would you like to go on a date with the wild one? ;0)
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Do you ever dream of having a maid?
Yes, there's been several maids I've dreamt about having :0)
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What is the name of the last person you went to lunch with?
Zac, my son
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Men, can you multi-task?
Let's just say I can't not multi-task. lol
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If you were holding the nail for me and I accidentally hit your thumb with the hammer, What would you do?
I would have to soak it ;0)
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Why men beat women?
Because sometimes they don't listen the first time.
~kidding~
I dont believe real men hit women!!
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Is it OK for a girl to beat up her boyfriend in public?
Sure, I kinda like that ;0)
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Can a toliet be moved over?
Yes but not easliy. The hard part is relocating the sewage drain. You can put a 30 degree elbow in the basement and then run it up, cut the hole in the floor and then reattach it, of course you'll also have to patch the old hole. It's a mess to do. I've done it. Good luck
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Have you ever really kissed every square inch of the opposite sexes body?
Yes I have, I assure you :0)
and I liked it, and I'd do it again too.
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Do you have a favorite Kenny Rogers song? Yes/No?
Coward of the county
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What would you Grab out of my Fridge...?
a beer
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How can you lick your own balls?
Without using teeth
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What do you want to buy next!?
a LINE 6 Spider III amp
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What types of questions on Answerbag do you find the most annoying?
*What should I do about the obvious? Should I leave him if he's cheating, beating, yelling?
*Easy to google questions.
*TXT Slang Questions?
*Fill in the blank
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The answer is "I want you on top of me" ...What was the question?
What did the bald man say to the toupee?
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How often do you pray?
every day
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What are your "sweet dreams" made of?
Mostly sexy women, but don't tell my wife ;0)
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What would you do if your 14 year old daughter asked you if she could go on the pill?
Put her on the pill and lock her in the basement until she turned 21
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I just have a feeling I forgot to do something today ... any ideas what?
You forgot to send me the annual check.
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Have I ever seen your wild side?
All the time ;0)
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I need to know what is the word horny means because every one tells me something different and iam confused?
In a traffic jam, guy behind me laying on his horn and there's no place to go. He is horny amoung other things. does that help?
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If a person has money does that make them more datable?
I hope not. I have money, money I don't need. Gold diggers I don't need.
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I fancy this guy at school but the thing is he's got a girlfriend. but he sumtimes flirts with me in lessons n looks dead in my eyes i dont know what to do, how can i tell that he likes me or not. And should i tell him or is that just gunna make it worse?
He's got a girlfriend and he's flirting with you, do you really want to be the girlfriend?
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When a convict is to executed by lethal injection, why do they bother to sterilize the needles?
Because not sterilizing the needle would be inhumane.
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What is a reason someone might "whistle" at you?
Cause I'm sexy
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Did you break someone's heart?
Yes I have, a few
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Do guys ever compare the size of their manhood to other guys?
I never have, OK maybe during gym class in the shower a couple of times, but that's it I swear!!
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What's the name of the teacher you least remember?
It was either Mrs. Whats her name or Miss Something or other
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How often do you vacuum?
Daily thank you
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March is Women's History month. Are men going to whine that there should be a Men's History month?
No, we get the other 11 months :0)
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First thing that comes to mind when i say the name Clint Eastwood...?
One of the best actors of all time.
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What do you think about flea markets?
Ah the treasures to be found :0)
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What's the first thing you think of when you see a big group of bikers.
Lucky bastards
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When you hear 'Ivy League', what school do you think of first?
Harvard
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What comes to mind when you hear " happy trails "
David Lee Roth singing Happy Trails "Bum Ba Dee Da, Bum Ba Dee Da"
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How are you able to tell if a girl is a lesbian?
She's a carpenter and she doesn't use any nails, just tongue in groove?
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Is it possible to be heartbroken when you are a only a teenager?
Yes, I know I was.
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Is it wrong to pimp my wife
That depends on your wife’s attitude. lol
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If you dare to insult an american on this website will you be accused of racism and hunted down Saddam style?
You can insult us Americans all you want but chances are your family is not being raped becuase of us Americans. Do us a favor and grow a spine.
BTW - Are you a Saddam fan?
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Any body got any good revenge ideas for cheating ex?
Yes, be more successful without them.
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The best things come in.............?
her mouth?
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Every cloud has...............?
has it's thorn?
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Love me ,love my..............?
hump
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Is someone that is homophobic really afraid of gays?
I think homophobes are afraid they might be gay
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Is it weird to save your used condoms, write the girl's name on it, and put in in a pickle jar?
I would say more disturbing then weird, who asks for a name? lol
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If you lost 80 lbs. how much would you weigh?
I would weigh 120 lbs, I'm good at 200
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Do men get emotionally attached after sex?
No, its mostly physical for a man. If he wasn't attached prior to having sex then he just used you. Men get attached emotionally over time.
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What are you fast at?
Almost everything
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Is it harder to make the first move toward reconciliation or to accept the first move toward reconcilliation?
I think it's harder to make the first move
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Name an industry that is booming despite the current recession?
clubs, alcohol
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What should you not do at the edge of a cliff?
tap dance?
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Which erectile dysfunction pill works best for you. Ladies, you may answer for your man.
The blow job pill works pretty good. :0)
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Can you name something triangular?
a triangle....HA, the pubis patch? A crossing sign. A corner table. Some dipsy divers.
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Can you operate heavy equipment?
I always do ;0)
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If a girl asks a guy out and he accepts, is she responsible to pay or should it still be the guy? Why?
I think the man should pay regardless.
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What race do you see yourself most attracted to?
Human race
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I'm 27, educated and attractive. What do I need to do to bag a rich guy? I'm sick of dating broke asses.
because men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken first
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How do I keep Grandma from sniffing the dog's butt?
put a cork in it?
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Guys, would you marry a virgin girl?
depends on why she's a virgin. If she's cute and fun to be with then yes I would.
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If parents don't teach,guide, and shape their toddlers to teens, who does?
Teachers, Judges, Police, Prison gaurds
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What is the best way to get negative rating on AB? My experience, religion and politics! loll What do you think?
tell it like it is.
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Make a sentence with the word love in it
I’d love to make a sentence with the word love in it but I can’t seem to think of one.
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Can i sleep in your bed?
nope sorry
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What is the first thing you think of when you hear " rode hard and put up wet "
a horse that was ridden hard and put away without being wiped down like they should be.
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How to deal with a crazy ex-boyfriend? I have changed my #, closed my hotmail and facebook account, and avoid places that he might go, but he is finding ways to contact me, HELP?
buy a gun
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I just slept with this guy after two months. We aren't offically but we both like eacother and want to make sure we don't get into a relationship before we both know eacother. But now that we slept together i'm not sure were he stands? We talk everyday!
If he likes it then he should put a ring on it. lol
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"Don't have a Cow" is a way of telling someone to stop being upset or making a big deal out of something. What is another phrase similar to that one?
Calm down Hillary
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Have you ever given unconditional love to someone?
yes, for about twenty minutes at a time :0)
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say Hawaii?
Don Ho
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Why do you really think that men cheat when you give them what they ask for?
I think very few people know what real commitment is anymore.
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Why do we clap our hands in approval?
because clapping faces hurt to much
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Have you ever paid someone for sex
I've always paid for sex one way or the other.
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Have you ever had a Lie-Detector Test administered on you...?
yes I have....for murder
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My ex-bff & my ex-bf are dating. Why does she say stuff in front of my friends that I am upset or giving her dirty looks when I am not. Is it to get some kind of response from me?
It's because she cares for you and is feeling guilty of what she is doing. She is trying to make herself feel better.
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Why wives, cheat any reason?
They cheat because I'm hot
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Name three things your father taught you?
Pain, lies, dishonesty
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I'm thinking about reinventing myself, who should I become?
Stupid
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Name something you can buy in a tin.
chewing tobacco
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Do you have the almost irresistible urge to get yourself kicked off this site?
I do, it kinda sux, it use to be fun
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What do you have now that you didn't have when you were 18?
a home
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What will you find at a Paint Store?
handles
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Name an occupation, where you might be nude or naked?
stalker
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Is it wrong to spy on on your step sister? shes hot and i really want to see her boobs.
All kinds of wrong down that road
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...what is the distance of the nearest liquor store from your house?
crawling distance :0)
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What is more attrative sexy girls or sweet girls?
I likes them all thank you
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Can you describe your father in one word?
dead
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I put a corn chip, pork rind, cheese puff, and a potato chip on a piece of paper and left them there for a month. Which one do you think left the biggest oil circle?
Corn chip for sure
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I deleted some jpg files, but when i search my computer for jpg files, it shows the files are still there, however when i try to delete, it says it can't find them, but it does show a preview of the pictures..??? my os is vista
Did you empty your recycle bin? Also rebooting the computer reminds it to update it's cache memory.
Lastly, check the path of the files that the search is returning, there's a chance you have the files stored in multiple places.
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Name some things People do when they are in Love...?
run around in circles totally naked and bark at the moon
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What does it mean when a girl begins to tremble after I kiss her?
She sees a bear behind you?
She has gas and is being polite?
She has to pee?
You reminded her of her brother?
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What makes a beatiful person
beautiful parents
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Whats a car without wheels?
a POS car
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Who do you think in this whole world is your Real Enemy?
Terrorists
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Do you think women who breast feed in public are odd?
I don't mind at all, but I also don't think they should get angry when I ask for some.
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Do you leave a bird feeder out in the winter?
Yes I do. I have a lot of cardinals and house finches around.
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Are you MARRIED...? Do you want to be...? :D
Yes I'm married to my best friend and loving it (most of the time).
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If someone you love is depressed do you give them space or do you shower them with kindness?
It depends on what they want. I try to shower them with kindness unless they ask to be left alone, then I abide by that until told otherwise.
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Two nights ago my ex bf came to my house drunk and beat me leaving bruieses all over my body telling me he owned me and noone else could ever have me. i DONT want the cops involved. how do i take care of him to make him leave me alone?
Here are your only reasonable choices. Choose wisely.
Call the cops
Get a friend to kick his ass...repeatedly
Shoot him yourself
Invite him over and castrate him when he's sleeping.
Who owns who now Mofo!!!!
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My boyfriend just told me he loves me but he is not "in" love with me. Can someone crack this "guy" code for me?
He likes the sex but he's not committed in the relationship.
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What is something you need to add an egg to, before cooking/baking?
heat
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Would anyone like to congratulate our own Rosie GHM jetpacker on making the long ascent to Genius status?
Way to go Rosie congratulations!!! I knew there was something special about you
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Does your bf/gf, wife/husband abuse you sexually and why.
I wish
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How many one-night-stand-sex encounters have you ever had?
This week or all together? lol Let's just say Back in my younger youth I was quite the wonderer. Right after the divorce I was partying pretty hard.
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Are you thinking of getting a pet this year? If so what would it be?
Definitely NOT a chimp
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Ladies, what is the sexiest body type? (i.e. ripped, beer belly, in shape, average, etc.)
What about ripped with a beer belly?
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What is on your favourite coffee/tea mug?
Mine says "WWW.COFFEE cream & sugar.COM"
My kids got it for me awhile back.
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Your little sister just got beat up by her boyfriend.....what would you do?
Break him in half
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How much of a Lady are you? Take this quiz and find out.
Here's the Wild One!!
Are you a Lady?
You Are 56% Lady
You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly.
Are you a Gentleman?
You Are 84% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable.
Are you a...
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Which one is the largest city in USA.
Texas?
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Are there sticky things so you can hang pictures on the wall without putting a hole in it? What are those sticky things called and where do I get them ;)?
Yes, it's called bubble gum
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Could you whisper something sweet in my ear?
nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing
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What would be a really inappropriate gift for your mother-in-law?
A nude picture of yourself? framed
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Should i be mad if my boyfriend doesn't call for a whole day because he is busy playing soccer with his friends and after that he hangs out with them ! without a phone call for the whole day?
You must follow him everywhere, stick to his side like glue. Hang out with him and his friends. If he says no, show up univited. He will love you even more for it. ;0)
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Why does wife speak lie to husband?
Maybe she is lying to make him feel good. Like this, you're strong and big and handsom and smart.
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Every guy i meet seems 2 b interested in virgin girls, over 18 virgin girls. so guys beetween 18- 26 please tell me y?
Men like to go where no man has gone before.
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Serious question: Would you date an attractive, intelligent, caring and talented woman who just so happened to have a beard?
depends on where the beard is.
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Can you tell me something in your house that is NOT "Made in China"?
yes, me
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If a girl has a reasonably pretty face but a super figure, do you mind so much that she does not have an outstanding face?
It depends on her personality. I can overlook a lot with the right personality
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Boy who is only 13 years old becomes a father, and he only looks about 10 years old his girlfriend is 15 years old (link at the bottom of the question) what are your first thoughts on this story?
My first thought after reading the story is:
All the preservatives and repellents that exist in our food supply has caused the average age of puberty to slowly decline over the past couple of generations and is now prevalent. This story simply exemplifies those claims.
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What the first word that comes to mind that starts with "sh"?
shit
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My boyfriend has a temper and will not let me spend time with my other friends. When he gets jealous he twists my arm and says i deserve it for teasing him. What should i do?
Don't walk away...RUN!!
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What is your occupation?
I am an applications administrator for a corporate lab
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Who would like to go sledding with us this afternoon, then gather in our family room in front of the fire for cocktails and hors d'oeuvres?
I'm so there. that sounds like a blast. Thanks for the invite.
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DO you believe it's true that a child with gay parents are more likely to turn out gay?
No. I have friends that are gay and have children. The kids are not gay. They are a little strange but I'm pretty sure that doesn't have anything to do with their parents sexual preference as much as their parents parenting skills :0)
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I recently shaved my vag and after a day it came up with red spots on it. is this normal?
Not sure please post picture so I can give you more info.
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Alaska?
wilderness
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What is something associated with a public swimming pool?
a turd
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What is something you can do or have done at your local Court House?
I've cried at my local courthouse a few times :0)
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Ladies,how annoying is it when you need to pee and find the toilet seat soaked in your mans pee?
I know I hate it when my wife pees all over the seat.
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Name somthing you still have from your childhood?
My penis
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Do you think that you can stop someone from cheating on you?
Yes, you shoot them
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Why are people so ignorant when it comes to Canada's participation in wars and peace keeping etc? Do they honestly think all we do is drink beer and huddle in igloos?
So what's wrong with drinking beer and watching a little hockey eh?
Canada's an awesome country, awesome alley and awesome people. I live in Wisconsin and we're not all that different from you.
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I am only 18 and im out of high school. I really try to look for a boyfriend all the time. all my friends tell me im extremely pretty and the right guy will come along but i just want a good boyfriend now. it makes me feel like im not that pretty :(
I'll be your boyfriend
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Survey: Do You Shred all your read mail before putting it in the Garbage. Always, Sometimes or Never...?
Always Always Always Always Always Always Always Always Always Always Always Always Always Always !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How much do you weigh?
195 lbs
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What is one thing you should not do when getting pulled over by the police?
Offer the kind officer a swig off your whiskey bottle.
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What's the Best thing to come out of Australia?
Men at work
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Have you ever used or tried to use drugs in your life?
yes, many kinds
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My ex boyfriend keeps telling me that hes going to kill himself. I broke up with him because he was constantly accusing me of cheating and i never have! He has been doing alot of drugs lately and is dilusional! What do I do? Do i believe him?
Tell him to save himself some money...buy the bullet and rent the gun.
If he is going to kill himself. Then he would have whether you ever met him or not. Don't let his problems become yours any longer. You did the right thing by leaving him.
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What is something of yours that you hope doesn't start making noises?
my penis
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Caption Competition!!!!
Darth Sphincter has a bad case of hem-droids
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Do u think it is cheat that your husband sleep with another girl in your bed but did nothing at all while u r not at home?
Yes I think it is cheat
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What does your birthday suit look like?
Like a Greek God with a huge appendage. :0)
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Do you think it is right for boyfriend's to put pressure on their girlfriends to lose weight because every guy has a standard of what they like ? be honest guys and girls answers please :)
No, not pressure. If she is unhealthy and I cared, I would pressure her. But not for appearance. If he doesn't like what he sees and is that superficial then he should do her a favor and leave her.
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Whats the shortest time you've loved someone?
30 minutes...including getting dressed :0)
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Why is 2009 going to be better than 2008?
Because on Monday May 19th, 2009 I will begin the largest financial assault on the trash recycling industry the world has ever seen. Yes, that’s right. I’m talking trash!!! Once I control the “world trash pickup service”. I will stop the service…you know, make it stop. And…… when no one is getting their garbage picked up and the streets begin to...
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What doesn't go well with nudity?
Hillary
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Which profession would you say had the lowest moral standards?
"Kitten jugglers" definitely :0)
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When was the last time you've been kissed so passionate by your husband/wife/gf/bf?
tonight. very, very nice
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What turns you on mentally?
Puzzles, puns, poetry and some people
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Guys: if the girl you're dating says she wants to stay a virgin until she gets married, will you respect that and continue to date her without having sex, or leave her to find someone more willing?
I'd stay with her, I don't mind blowjobs
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What should I do when my 13-month old boy throws a tantrum when I tell him No?
Put him in his room until he stops
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Signs a guy is cheating or has a wandering eye? Guys and girls answer!
If he's an auto mechanic and he always comes home with one clean finger.
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I really do feel you. Now will you feel me?
How about we just keep our hands to ourselves shall we?
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I just would like to know what LLC stands for
Limited Liability Company
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Are you cute enough to get away with it?
Yes, yes I am :0)
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My friends boyfriend come up her 6 times in a week without no protection or birth control could she be pregnant? shes saying she cant becase shes a heavy weed smoker and she said that decreases ur chances of gettin pregant
Nope, I heard 7 is the magic number
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What would you tell your ex wife if she kept calling you and asksing you for money? They guy that I am seeing is having this problem, and I keep telling him he doesnt owe her anything (no assets, no kids). What should he do?
Tell her when she divorced him she also divorced his checkbook.
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Ever Let Anyone Walk all over You?
No but my friend Matt does
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What was your greatest loss.?
my sock for my left foot
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My daughter says i have to ask this question. Look in your garbage can and tell me what is the first thing you see?
Human remains...I was full
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Are you a pervert?
I don't know who's running the projector in my head, but that guys very perverted...and immature!!!
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Why are most women needy, selfish, and unsatisfiable?
Because most women are not with me :0)
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Why does everyone lie about the antecedent attraction behind relationships? everyone proclaims that personality is paramount, but that's fallacy. looks is key. again, why does everyone lie about it?
A bad personality can make a beautiful person ugly in a hurry.
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How do you know if the person you started dating right after a break up is NOT a rebound?
You don't really, but it shouldn't matter if you're having fun and no one gets hurt. Besides rebound sex is fun :0), I use to only date heart broken women LOL
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What would you do if the 3rd world war begin?
Arm myself well and wait for further commands
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Would you drive two hours to Thanksgiving dinner? what about four hours? How long is too long for this occasion?
All depends on who I'm driving to see.
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Damn, i wish i was your lover!
..What dou say to that ? :D
If I had a dime for every time I heard that LOL
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My parents want me to come to Thanksgiving dinner without my wife, since she has to work. My wife thinks I should not go and feels they scheduled it at Noon so that she could not go. They have eaten at 5:00 PM in the past. Should I go or stay home?
I'd tell them my family can't make it at that time.
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Are you mad at me?
I'm not mad at you
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Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life?
Dead end
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What do guys really want?
Not much. Just a beautiful, intelligent, sexy, considerate, generous, wealthy woman that makes us the center of her universe. That’s all.
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Why are you still here lol?
I don't know. It's a freggin addiction I tell ya
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What gets bigger the more you take away?
space
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Is there somthing wrong with dating a man who is 41 years older than you?
Well, If you are over the age of 18 and he's ummm, alive, then no there's nothing wrong with it.
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Have you ever been mistaken for someone famous?
Yes,
Eric Estrada, Tony Danza and George Clooney
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Do you know who your childs father is?
Me, that's who. I'm not just their Father, I'm their Dad!!
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Would you pose nude? How much would you want to do so?
I would.
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How can i make him go crazy over me and get his trust back?
Stop screwing all his friends
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If a married man has a girlfriend,but the wife and girlfriend don't know about each other,is the man cheating on both of them,or just the wife?
The wife is cheating
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If I haven't heard from you in a while, wouldn't it be nice if you can just drop by and say, "Hi!"?
Hey Sm00z how goes it?
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What do you do while driving?
I try to catch a nap
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*Gasp* What have you done?
Don't worry, I'm fixed :0)
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Why do women, who are in a relationship, wear low cut shirts
If you got it, flaunt it
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GUYS: Would you dress up in drag and go out to a club if someone paid you 1000.00?
Yes, yes I would
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My boyfriend is in jail and wants me to talk nasty to him but I don't know how or what to say. Can you give me some lines please?
Bend over and be my prison bitch you little worm. Take it, take my big cock you little faggot.
How's that? :0)
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I think i'm going to be single soon. My boyfriend of 2 years says he never wants to have kids or get married...thats kind of a deal breaker in my opinion. How do I get the courage to leave when I'm really happy besides these HUGE issues?
Are you single again Sara without the H?
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What does your mailbox look like? (for your home, not online)
It's a great big pink elephant and you have to lift his trunk to get the mail
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Whats the WORST thing you could find under your bed?
A village of trolls
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What's the first name of the person you flirted with today?
Kristin
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What's the lamest breaking up excuse you can think of?
It's not me it's you.
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Have you ever done something horrible to please your s/o?
No and she never asks
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Ladies: who is a famous sexy older man?
*In my best girly voice imitation*
"Wild one is, Wild one is a hunk"
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Is there anything worse than infatuation from a distance?
Yes, flatulence up close
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Do guys like girls that play guitar?
I know I do :0)
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My ex boyfriend is asking me for the ring that he got me for our 6 months should i give it back?
Yes give it back, it means nothing to you anymore. Tell him you'll sell it back to him, make some money
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If you wrote a song about your life, what would the first few lines be?
On the night I arrived my daddy said "Sakes Alive,
He's the meanest one that we've had yet!"
Teethed on tin and weened on gin
I was nobody's teacher's pet
I grew rough and mean in my early teens
And I didn't want to go to school
I called no man "Sir" and work was a dirty word
My biggest kick was breakin' the rules
Now when you see me...
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Name one thing that really grinds your gears.
Bad clutch does it every time :0)
Oh, that and stupid people!
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What should you do when your wife is getting messages from guys whom are married, work in the same building, wife deployed to Iraq, has a kid and gives her his cell phone number saying,"we should hang out sometimes for a few drinks; get to know you?"
Smash her phone, slap her up and lock her in the basement for a few weeks. If she's bigger then you, you'll have to what until she's asleep and then use a traquilizer gun and double bolt the door. good luck!!
Just kidding downraters, just kidding.
Talk to her about your concerns and see if you can't come to an agreement. If not. Ask her why she is seeking the attention...
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I love to _______ while naked!
*Stand in front of the window with my junk hanging out
*Fry bacon
*Play twister
*Run in the fields
*Run in the dunes
*Run across a football field
*Do jumping jacks
*Skydive
*Swim
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Is being bisexual against Roman Catholic beliefs?
No it isn't, you can even become a priest
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What's a good drag name (just for kicks)?
Speed Racer
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When is it safe for men to hug?
Anytime they're not in prison
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Why do men always wait so long to call girls back?
We don't want to appear too eager or come across as desperate. We know women generally want what they can't have, so we play it like that. We also hate rejection.
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A friend buys you a lottery ticket and you win 50 million, do you split the winnings?
Yes, 90% me, 10% friend :0)
of course all entertainment expenses are on me for life.
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I caught my gf in bed with 2 guys, 1 girl, a goat and a giraffe. There also was some porno that was on TV. Is this cheating?
I'd draw the line on the goat. The rest isn't too bad lol
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Why would a man end a 3-year relationship with a pretty, smart, funny, and educated young woman to be with a jobless, controlling, and unfaithful party girl?
She must do sexual favors the other won't do.
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Do you have a family member that you have "disowned"?
yes, most of them. But they disowned me first and now want to make amends after my hardships are over. I say you weren't there when I needed you, you don't get to share in the good times now.
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Rock the _______.
van?
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What is a good name for a girl
Congratulations to you!! My daughters name (which I like a lot) is Tia. Good luck
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Bedtimes are ___________?
for making babies
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When you stay home sick from work or school, whats your reason?
It's usually a vision problem, I can't see going to work.
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Answer to:
While looking out your window, you notice the sexy neighbor's (Wife/Husband) undressing in front of the window, you immediately _________________?
Get the camera
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While looking out your window, you notice the sexy neighbor's (Wife/Husband) undressing in front of the window, you immediately _________________?
get the camera
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Should I sleep with my boss to get a promotion? I am 25/f and attractive and have HUGE college debts this would really help me get ahead.
Aren't you already on his staff?
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I am totally the best ---------- in the whole goddam world!
lover
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Why is the heart the symbol of love? Why not the spleen or brain?
the heart is the one organ you cannot live without, back in the day it was considered to be equal to offering your life for the one you love.
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Did you graduate high school a virgin?
not even close
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Why did you lose your virginity? Were you feeling pressured or were you completely ready?
Because she was really sexy, really willing and doing things to me that no one ever did to me before and it felt good. And I'd do it again too.
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Is it ok for a guy who is 18 to date a girl who is 13 yrs. old?
No it's not OK at all.
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Does it make you upset if someone is clearly gay but won't admit it?
each to their own
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Whats that coming over the hill?
Tis I, I am coming over the hill...all over the hill
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When i asked an ex girlfriend are you seeing anyone, she responded,"im dating" what does she mean by that?
she's looking but she isn't banging anyone yet.
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Do all men like skinny woman?
No not all men
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How long does it last ( making love) one time? like hours & mins
1 hour 23 minutes and 45 seconds
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You're seeing red. What just happened?
a fire truck drove by lol
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What did other moms say about you?
The mom's loved me, the Dad's not so much :0)
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Ok... i slept with this guy on sunday... and i thought i was ok with just being friends with benefits.... but now im not sure if i am or not.... what should i do?
You should tell him the truth and let the chips fall where they may. Good luck!!
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What if you found out that your "best friend" was sleeping with boyfriend or girlfriend, what would you do?
Find a new bestfriend
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I lost my *happy* ~ do you know where i might find it?
Come over here little girl and I will introduce you to Mr. Happy!!
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Do u believe in life after death ? ( Reencarnation)
Yes I do
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Do you know what land mammal CANNOT catch or carry the Rabies(Hydrophobia) virus?
I think it's raccoons
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How vain can you be?
Well, I think this song is about me.
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Do people sometimes go mad (insane) when the loose a loved one?
I did
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What are the signs of someone desperately seeking a partner?
*They drool when they're talking to you.
*They get undressed when you ask them what they'd like to drink.
*They've pre-written their phone number a bunch of times so they can pass them out at the club.
*Their "I'm single" add is in the business section of the phonebook.
*They rented a billboard
*They come to the club with knee pads on.
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If a guy who has split from his girlfriend 2 weeks ago asked you out,what would you do,are you just the rebound girl?
He's either on the rebound or just a player.
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How do you turn a guy on?
pretty much anything
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When do I have to blow?
When I say so
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Is it fun being smart?
sum tymes its fun, sum tymes its a burdon.
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Would you prefer to have a marriage or a lifetime partnership?
both or neither
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Do you tend to stay friends with your exes?
She tormented me for 14 years using my children as weapons against me. She cost me most of my life savings and belongings from my childhood. I dislike her very much and hope that someday I can piss on her grave daily.
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What animal do you feel reflects your personality?
<----- I am who I am
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Friends with benefits, who's done it and how did it end, or how is it going?
did it, liked it, got the shirt. It was a good time and she met someone and then I did. It worked out well.
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Whats the scariest thing you've seen in a hospital?
my ex-mother in-law
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Weddings on TV and in Movies are always so much fun and excitement. In real life they fill me with dread. (drunk relatives, snubs, and the occasional fist fight) Am I alone in this?
Are you kidding me? My wedding was a riot (literally), we had ambulances, cops, the fire department and then after the church service we had the reception. Oye Voy
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Is there a song that, if you hear it in the car, you just have to crank up? For me it's ZZ Top - La Grange.
Any and All head banging music.
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Would you want to know if your s/o cheated on you?
I would want to know so I could say bye
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Why do people answer questions but they don't give points for the question? If its worth answering then its worth points.
Those are what I call pointless answers...HA-get it...HAHA, I crack me up sometimes :0)
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How did you deal with your last breakup?
I ran away. She was a psycho bitch
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How did you leave your partner, spouse etc...?
Satisfied...always satisfied ;0)
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When i'm with my boyfriend he's all over me (as in nice) and when ever his friends are around he hardly talks to me. I don't know what to do about it, shall i ask him why or is this just what boys do?
He's hangin with friends and doesn't want to hang on you. That's a good thing.
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Am I dreaming?
Nope you're not dreaming, it's really me, I'm here on AB. No pictures please
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Have you ever had to work near a person that was a sweetie-pie, but don't believe they have ever attended the "Personal Hygiene 101" class?? How do you tell someone that they need to shower/brush their teeth without hurting their feelings?
You say "Hey man, you're really cool and all but you stink real bad and need to up your game"
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What's your favourite sandwich recipe?
Pepperoni, salami, ham, provlone, mayo, lettuce, tomato, red onion, vinegar & oil and sprinkle italian seasoning. On a 10" piece of french bread.
Take the meat and cheese and put it on wax paper and mic it for 20 - 30 seconds while you toast the bun in the oven for a little while, not to hard though.
then spread the mayo add the meat and cheese, put the veggies (1st lettuce, 2nd...
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TAP! TAP! TAP!.... is this thing on?
Dude, don't do that in public.
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I really like my girlfriend and I hate saying goodbye's... Whats the opposite of a restraining order and how do I get one?
Marriage
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What do women like in bed
a wild one
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Do men like to be taken out on dates? and if so where?
We love to be taken out and treated. You name it, we are not fussy. (no chick flicks) lol
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If I was a bike would you ride me?
no, I like my bike better
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What message would you find on a lunatics answer machine?
I'm not out right now but I can't answer the phone cause I'm all tied up at the moment, please leave a message and I'll kill you when I get a chance. beeeeeeeeeeeep
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Are you a organ donor?
I try to donate my organ as much as possible
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I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf?
I'll have to see a picture of your boobs to give you an honest answer
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Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Did you like or dislike it?
Yes, some I disliked some I hated, some I was proud of. The chicken uniform was a lot of fun. Santa Clause started out cool and ended...well let’s just say it ended. Yogi was pretty cool except for the mid-summer months and the Chippendales outfit was pretty comfortable.
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Do you tell other people how to parent?
Yep, every chance I get. :0)
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Would you allow your girl/guy kissing someone else in front of you?
That's not for me to allow or disallow, it's her decision, I'd leave her if she did though.
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You get a call late at night, saying you're in mortal danger. You __________.
agree and go back to sleep
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Darwins theory or the bible?
Bible
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God parts the clouds and asks you if you'd like to go to heaven. You say __________.
Not right now, but I'd like a redo
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I am an RN, I work night shift. There is a day shift RN who comes and moves others personal belongings. Despite my notes, she continues to feel she has the right move others (including mine) belongings and place them where she feels
Meet her at the playground after school and kick her ass.
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How did that paw mark get on the back of your shirt?
Ummm, well, it's like this, there's this really hot pussy......ummm cat that I like down the block and I found out she likes me too.
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What things can one do while suspended for a week without pay (may turn into termination by weeks end) by their employer?
Sleep with the bosses wife
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Do you sample your infants baby food? Which is your favorite?
Yep, right from the tap. I like the right one :0)
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HOW DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS ON ANSWERBAG?
For starters, don't use all caps
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Can you Name six (6) things that starts with the letter "C" that describes you?
Charming
Considerate
Clever
Comical
Civil
Copacetic
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Place your bets here. Just for fun, if there was a debate between Palin and Hillary, who do you think would "win?"
I think Hillary would rip Sarah a new one :0)
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Would you be the first to lend a hand?
Yes, and have been
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Which is worst: your bark or your bite?
No, I have sharp teeth
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If someone nags you, do you snap back at them? Or do you reply calmly? Which works best for you?
I've done both and both have been effective in their own right
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How do I deal with a husband who undermines me when I attempt to discipline his unruly kid?
Kick him in the nuts and tell him to shut the F*ck up.
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My 10 yr old step daughter is tell me if her father and i try for a baby again she is going to hurt it and stop coming over and seeing her father
I'd spank her
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What is the most 'uncool' thing about you?
My big toe
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I'm a straight female.. But i think I'm falling for my best friend who is a lesbian in a committed relationship. We've mess around a little and I feel guilty, I never even thought I would ever have these feeling. What do I do?
Call me and I'll get in the middle of this. It's best for the two of you to have me in the middle to help ummmmm sort things out.
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How often do you get stuck behind the lady at the check out lane with a ton of coupons,1 or 2 price checks and to top it off,.... ends up pay with a check that requires the manager's approval !!!.......*Or are "YOU" that lady.....
That just happened to me the other day. I waited for a good 10 seconds and then put my stuff in a display shelf and walked out, but not before telling the cashier she should have called for help sooner.
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What do you enjoy doing after you've had sex?
Running up and down the block naked yelling "Who da man, I da man dats who" Yeessssssss.
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Do you have trouble sitting still?
Yes, terribly. I can't sit still.
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What funny caption can you write for this picture? See my answer....
Look at the size of that.....errrrr....roster
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What is an unquestionable deal breaker for you in a relationship?
I find out she's got man parts. That's the biggest I can think of.
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I have dreams of marrying my boyfriend within the next year and having the white picket fence life and kiddies running around. (Along with the hard times) Am I being unrealistic?
Not at all, as long as he has the same dreams. I hope you get all that you ask for, just be careful what you ask for. :0)
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I hate it when people stereotype and think that black women in general are ghetto and ignorant. What do white guys really think about black women?
Honey, color has nothing to do with it, just sexual orientation. Women are dumber than men. LOL
KIDDING, JUST KIDDING
I like black women as much as any other women. Women are awesome, my Mom was one.
It's all in the personality for me. Oh and tits
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What kind of person laughs at a rape victim?
a rapist
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Men: would you date a woman taller than you? Women: would you date a man smaller than you?
I would date a woman taller then me. I married one that's a 1/4 inch shorter and when I slouch she's taller :0)
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How do you define happiness?
a good feeling
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What would you do if I was homeless and asked you for some spare change?
I would do you one better, I'd go find you a box and then you wouldn't be homeless no more.
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Im in an interracial relationship hes 44 white & im lightskinned pretty 29 black woman. Were engaged & very much in love any advice on how to deal with people who give us bad looks?
Tell them they are more privileged then you because they can kiss your black ass and you can't.
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Have you heard of the african tribe that shake's each others penises when they meet?
Correction, Australian tribe, not African. Sorry
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If you could destroy the world just by pressing a button would you do.
No way, that's where I keep all my stuff.
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For women, are you a southern belle? For men, do you like southern belles?
I like all belle's :0)
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Can you give me a reason as to why you think you should NOT be TASERED!!!
Because I'm holding a thermal detonator.
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What happens when you fall in love with an artist?
You usually end up hanging on the wall naked. lol
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What are some of the things you can say to a friend who has bad breath?
Blyme, woman my eyebrows are falling out, go do something about that breath
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Can you describe jesus in one word?
LOVE
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God put us on this earth how do you think he will take us off !?
He's just gonna sit back and watch us destroy ourselves as he has promised
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If most murders are committed by hereto-sexuals and all wars have been started by them. Should hereto-sexuality prevent a person from seeking public office?
And to think homo's are still blaming religous types. It's queers like you that give good, sane gay friends a bad name.
Sorry if you were only joking
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I just found out that my boyfriend has killed a couple people in the past, I feel heart stricken about it. Can anyone give me some advice?
As a soldier or a murderer?
Soldier = Comfort him and reassure him he had to do what he had to do.
Murderer = Call the cops and have the selfish pig thrown in jail for good. Garbage like that does not belong in public
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How does one gather the courage and strength to leave someone if the other person is controlling and manipulates their way into keeping you there, and even when you do manage to leave they manipulate until you're back?
You have to make a final desicion and stand firm about it. Tell yourself daily it is over and remind yourself why you left. Eventually you will not have to remind yourself anymore. good luck
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My b/f said we can get engaged but not get married for 2 years, is it really bad that I cant stop looking at wedding pictures, locations, magazines and much more? Because I can't help myself.
Ryan caved!! Good for you. Can I have the place in Laguna? HAHA. Am I invited? Damn it Jim
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My partner and I were making passionate love when he calls for his ex-girlfriend name and denies it. He said he called me babe when I specifically told him not to call me baby, babe none of that. He did not even apologized. Any advice?
Maybe he was just trying rodeo sex. That’s when the guy gets behind the girl doggy style position, grabs the girl by the back of her hair (or ponytail), calls her an ex’s name and sees how long he can hold on. MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA
Seriously though
Sounds like an honest mistake to me. He called you Babe in the middle of passion.
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I invite you to a party in my house and the idea of strip poker comes up willl you play and join in?
Yes, but jewelry and hair ties don’t count.
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Do people take advantage of your kind hearted nature?
all the time. But I don't care, better me then someone dishonest or persuasive.
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What's the most childish thing about you?
I still point out things that sound dirty and snicker about it. I'm so immature
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What's your favorite "ice breaker" question?
I'm sorry do you know me? or
Do you have any italian in you? No? Would you like some?
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Why, in some neighborhoods are there a pair of shoes strewn over the power lines?
It means drugs are sold there.
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What is Women's greatest weakness or weakness's
It's either my eyes, my smile, my personality or my physique. I can’t decide which sorry.
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Tell me a caption for this picture..........
I rolled over twice and still couldn't get off of her.
How about, does this thing come with poles?
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If by law you had to have a tombstone when you were buried, what would you ask to have written on it?
With the works
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What's the very last words you say when ending a phone conversation?
It's either "Bye", "Love ya bye", "See ya", or "Fuck off"
Or to friends I'll go "Hey wait" they say "What"? I say "Tell me if this sounds like someone hanging up"? *click*
(Knee slapper) that just never gets old.
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What is the worst thing you can forget?
That I'm hetro
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What do you think when people ask you out?
Depends, some I say "You wish"
and others I say "Stand in line"
yet others I say "I already have one asshole in my pants, I don't need another"
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What's on your bedside table?
a $100 dollar bill and a thank you note
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I took my daughter to college yesterday and find myself living alone for the first time since I was 17...now what?
3 words
enjoy, enjoy, enjoy
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Can you describe what your purse look like? Maybe post a picture. I have a "man-bag" I will post a picture of.
I don't think I can post a picture of my man-bag, but I would. :0)
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If you were 15 years old again and could see your life now, would you be proud or disapointed?
I'd be happy to know I finally got my head out of my ass and succeeded
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What funny caption can you write for this picture? See my answer....
Look Ma, no hands
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Can you deal with a clingy s/o?
Not just no but Hell no
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My friend has a lot of pimples and she eats totally healthy and keeps clean and uses acne cleanser but they never really seem to go away. She has never had a bf and thinks its cuz she has pimples so now she hates herself. how should i help her?
Tell her to see a dermatologist and perhaps start on tetracycline.
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Here's another picture, will you help write a caption? See my answer....
and step one, two and slide one, two
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If you were to be approached by a complete stranger and offered $500 to buy your underwear on the spot, would you oblige?
I would have no problem with that, none at all
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Did you know women have eyes?
comment grrrrr
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Help!! Does anyone know any really really creative ways to ask a girl out that will make her say yes?
Yes, at gun point
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Do I love you?
yes, yes you do.
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How do you make someone feel regret that they lost you?
By being happier and more successful without them.
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Could RFID technology make it possible for us to be constantly tracked through our clothes, shoes or even our cash in the future?
Hi VS Angel,
Yes and yes, it's a microchip under the skin.
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Can I make my daughter wear a chastity belt?
I don't think you can legally
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My 1989 toyota 4x4 automatic shifts from 1st to 3rd and the overdrive light is flashing on the dashboard. What should I check?
Transmission fluid level
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I have a dream of being a famous musician. And I know it will happen eventually in my life. But, I always hear people tell me that the chances are against me, that I won't make it. I need a little encouragement. What do you think?
Chances are,
you'll go far,
If you get in with the right bunch of fellows.
Take care of your business
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What do you deserve that you will probably never get?
A Kingdom
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How old were you when you finally learned **accurately** about the "birds and the bees"? Who or what told you? Parents? Friends? A Book?
Her name was Maribeth, overly well endowed for her age. We were both 15. I was a fast learner.
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What is one thing that you wish everyone knew?
How much I deserve to be King
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Have you ever traded clothing or just given an article of clothing to a complete stranger?
Many times, I give all my old clothing to good will.
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I am 27 and going to the circus for the first time... Anybody have any stories or anything about the circus?
Don't follow to close behind the elephants.
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How long were you with the one who gave you your first real kiss?
It was one hot summer. We were young, fresh, inexperienced and in love. We did everything together for our first time (except the big one), we were inseparable. When I wasn’t with her I thought of her. When I was with her, I thought of nothing else. And when we kissed her lips were as sweet as honey. When I would ride my bike home, I could smell her on my clothes.
Then school started,...
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Should I get back with my ex-boyfriend he has a bad temper and sometimes hits me and says crazy stuff wat should I do?
Do you like to get hit?
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What's the best city to live in if you are a sports fan?
right now I would have to say Beijing
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Something inconsiderate people use as an ashtray?
house plant
coffee cup
plate
floor
urinal
ashtray
baby crib
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I know this guy named Jim who burned his house down because he thought it was haunted. Isn't that funny?
WOW, don't tell him about the ghosts in your closet
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What's the best city to live in if you are a sports fan?
Madison, WI
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Would you tell me you're most embarrassing first time at anything?
the first time I got spanked, I was so em-bare-assed I cried like a little baby
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Can you think of two words that are completely unrelated to each other?
paper and scissors?
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If you were lost in the woods or stuck somewhere - would you give up or keep on keeping on until you died?
Never give up
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What is the best thing about Italian girls?
Very loving, very, very beautiful. Very committed. Strong family values. They come from the most artistic, gifted, romantic and free spirited culture in the world!!! Italians, gotta love em.
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How do you know if a girl likes you?
She's always finding ways to be near you, or talk to you or reasons to call you. She keeps looking at you from across the room. She's generous.
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My husband is retired and I am still working, I feel so unfair that he enjoys his life while I am working hard to make income to pay the bill. Any advise?
Yeah I have some advise, wait, now how did he talk you into this? I need to know exactly how he made this happen...exactly, word for word.
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I’m glad I’m not…
1._______________________
2. ______________________
3.________________________?
1) a female
2) PMS ing
3) stopped in traffic
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I complimented my girl on her alligator shoes...well it turns out she was barefoot... HOW can I make this up to her?
Ask her if she'd like a nice foot massage with lots of lotion and then buy her a pair of Crocs.
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What can i do to stop being an asshole?
I don't think there is anything you CAN do.
Were you born an asshole,
or did you work at it your whole life?
I got a feeling,
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.
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Would you prefer a night of deep philosophical conversations or a night of laughter and silliness?
Looking at these answers this is my kinda crowd. :0)
Laughter and silliness, but I do like the serious stuff once a year.
Great question Zack!!!
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Why are women advised to play hard to get when so many men are afraid of rejection?
Because men can wash it all away and women can't
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Who's the boss at your house?
I am, when she's not home
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Where should I take my bride for our honeymoon?
Been there :0)
I'm actually serious this time lol, I said maybe Acapulco to watch the cliff divers or San Lucas.
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What would you do if you were locked in a room with me?
Find a way out (no offense just claustrophobic)
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My boyfriend broke up with me last night after 3 months because he says i can't trust him because he cheated on me and because we always fight and i still really love him and i still really want him back, should i move on or should i try one last time?
Break it off and don't look back
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First thing to come to mind for Puerto Vallarta?
Been there, loved it, going back next year
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My grandma let me drink coffee when I was little. Did this really stunt my growth or am I just the runt? (My family are tall people, I'm 5'2)
I think you're just a little short, but well packaged :0)
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Can you name 5 things you like that start with the letter B?
bitches
bikes
boobs
booze
blowjobs
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If you were in a park and you saw a man abusing his wife, what would you do?
I put a hurtin on him.
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What's a Good excuse to tell my boss why I am late to work today?
Tell him you met a guy at the end of the night took him home, he claimed to be college educated but do you think he could set an alarm clock?
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What's something you havent had in a long time?
a really good blowjob
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What is the worst way to make money?
killing baby kittens and selling their fur.
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How would you go about dealing with a coworker who works very close to you and who you have feelings for and think she might feel the same?
1) Take her in the supply closet and show her how you feel.
or
2) Put her butt up on the copy machine and make copies while your doing it.
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I want to adopt a child. I'm a single woman who is gainfully employed. Any advice?
You can adopt me
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Do you name your cars? Care to share their names?
Bob
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What is the best part of your job?
It's mentally stimulating
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When you're having a conversation, do you ever feel like you've said something inappropriate? Does the same thing ever happen here, on AB or do you stop yourself in time?
Apparently I’m always saying things inappropriately, but it’s my wife’s fault, she says “Be honest”
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Have you ever been slapped by a women?
I can't count how many times I've been slapped in the face by a woman. :0)
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Let's write a story......I will start........and each person pick up from where the last person left off.......just write the first thing that comes to your mind..... "Today, I went to the store, and I bought..............."
make a pie, but she wasn't home, so I_____________
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How do you handle a bossy wife?
I'd probably argue a lot with her and then eventually divorce the bitch. But that's just me
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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "problem child"?
Yeah that's me
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My boyfriend says I am, " to kinky". What do I do?
Can you be more specific? Like ramming stuff in him and shit like that? I'm not into that either, but, positions and places, I'm all in and he needs to go find a Nun.
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What kind of a person are you when you're drunk?
I tend to get a little wild
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My new boyfriend of a month brought his dad to my house, while I was out, to give an appraisal of my home. I don't understand why he did this, was he being immature and stupid? He is 50 years old. I broke up with him because this felt like stalking.
Were you trying to sell? Are you now dating his Dad? This is too weird. Good that you broke it off with him, now you're single right? So what was the value? Do you own a boat too? wink,wink. lol
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Is 7 thousand to much for an engagment ring? how do I know how much i should spend?
It's not too much if she's a perfect 11.
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Guys: do you always like tan girls or is fair skin ok too?
I like em all.
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Is it your birthday?
Two more days
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What is the best way to not become pregnant?
Tell your Dad your boyfriend wants to have sex with you
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Does a relationship have a future if one partner is caught cheating?
Yes, just refuse to play card games with her
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Are you one sexy mutherfocker?
yes, I'm sexy and I fock Mutha's
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Women 20 and up: what does it mean when girls say 'i wasnt getting what i wanted out of the relationship'? what are the things women, who want to settle down, want out of a relationship?
A big boner
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I'm married to a wonderful man who I would never leave. I've met someone online who I have very much in common with. Not only does he seem to be my soulmate but I find myself empty without his "presence." How wrong is it to continue th
Use this experience as a learning tool. What is it that you are getting from this unknown internet person that you are not getting from your husband? Cancel all communication with this online account and soul search yourself and ask why you did that, what made you vulnerable to something like that and how can you get your needs fulfilled from your loving husband. You could turn this into a...
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My husband looks at porn but doesnt want me to know. He erases the computer history. What does this mean?
He's probably watching bestiality, fetish, gay, smurf, or nuns with biker midget’s type porn and doesn't want you to know his dark inner secrets.
(Kidding) no big deal, it's normal now days for people to watch porn on computers, just like nudie magazines in the early days, would you rather he go to a brothel/whorehouse like in the old cowboy days, I believe even the...
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What is the best thing to do when you are bored?
I have a party
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Want to have a point party? Come to this question and max everyone on here. Revisit to make sure everyone has maximum. WOOT
Let's keep the party going...WOOT-WOOT
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I feel lost & worthless. Family wants me to pursue a certain career but I'm not making the grades. I want to do something I'm passionate about but I 'll be looked down on in my family, a black sheep if I can't be what they want me to be. I want to die..
You must follow your dreams and sometimes that means leaving something or someone behind.
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How do you get a serious boyfriend in a decent way?
two words....band camp
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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when i say rubber?
hey ya'll prepare yourself for the rub ba band man
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I have remarried and he has 2 children, 12 & 13. He gets 1 night during the week for 2 hours, 5:30 to 7:30 but would like to extend it 1 hour and make it 5:00 to 8:00. They would be home by 8:20. Is this to late?
Not at all. I had 2 nights a week from 5 - 8 and every other weekend from 5pm Friday until 5pm Sunday. If his ex is cooperative, no problem. Hopefully they can both avoid legal fees, I could not. EVERYTHING went to court according to my ex-bitch I mean ex-wife
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Guys, would you rather see a woman in a dress or jeans and a t-shirt?
either works well for me, I couldn't decide. My wife looks hot in both
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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Deep Purple?
Child in Time
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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Black Sabbath?
Paranoid or Sweet Leaf, I can't decide
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Is it okay to be engaged at 17?
OK? = Yes
Stupid? = Most of the time
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What do you think jennifer aniston is doing right now?
laying in her bed staring at my picture
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Would you date Hillary Clinton?
maybe once, twice if I liked it
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Men... For the older women... Michell Pheifer or Jodie Foster?
Michelle Pheiffer, damn hot for 50
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What's the most you'll spend without asking your spouse/significant other, first?
one dollar, but don't tell her I said that.
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Hey boys, what will you do if a girl slaps you across the face?
smile and ask for another
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Don't ever date someone who...______________...what?
doesn't like sex
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If a woman is approached by a man, what is the nicest way she can say "I am not interested" without being rude or bitchy? And by the way, I have tried saying "I have a boyfriend" which I really do and it doesn't work.
Just say "Look buddy I already have one asshole in my pants I don't need another"
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Be honest! Have you ever peed in the pool?
It's my favorite place to pee
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You know it is time to leave AB and go to bed when ___________?
your keyboard is leaving imprints on your face.
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What is the most busy day of the week for you at work?
any day that ends in a y
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If you found out one of your co-workers was in a porno, would you try to find it and watch it?
depends on which coworker
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What hair style are you wearing right now?
A bright orange mohawk
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What are some really good pickup lines that work (male to female)?
“See that girl eating a popsicle over there, that’s you and me later”
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What is your favourite saying in the world that you use the most... my dad likes "the sky is to high and the monkey cant fly.." this is when we say "why? and he always warns us not to count our eggs before they hatch!
Hello, flying monkeys exist!! j/k
"If you ever think you are indispensable to a company, put your finger in a glass of water, pull it out and see what kind of hole you leave"
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When you enter a crowded room at a party, what's something you definitely should not yell out?
I have a bomb
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If you could rid the world of one undesirable charactor trait for all people, what would it be?
Prejudice
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Honestly, why are some men so interested in womens breasts?
It's whats for dinner
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W/evr me & my boy/f get in2 fights;he alwys pushes me real hard, it seems like evry fight gets worse.I rly rly rly love him tho. He only punched me once in my arm b/c I elbowed him in the face by accident,the most recent he almst pnched me. advice?help?
Real men don't hit women. Go find a real man
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If you had the choice of either having a huge rollercoaster in your backyard,or a private movie theatre in your house,which would you choose?
The movie theatre, I'm close already. I like our backyard the way it is.
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I been seeing this guy for 3 mths ang he wants me to give head and we talk about this 4fore and i told that i don't do that and today i came up again so i told him i quess i'm not the right women for him so we need to stop spending so much time together.
Good for you. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. If he's asking and you don't want to please him then he should go find someone else. I agree. Enjoy your life however you see fit.
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I hear that a lot of women never have an orgasm. Is this true?
I've never met one. ;0)
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When girls sit down and their butt cracks show... i think it's hot. is that weird?
It's alright as long as it's not my daughter dressing like that.
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Have you ever wet the bed as an adult?
I've helped others wet the bed if that counts.
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Which one of the seven deadly sins do you think you violate the most?
Let's just say I try to live a well balanced life ;0)
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I think i'm going to be single soon. My boyfriend of 2 years says he never wants to have kids or get married...thats kind of a deal breaker in my opinion. How do I get the courage to leave when I'm really happy besides these HUGE issues?
Did you give him the "Or else" speech? You need to tell him exactly where you stand on this, It's very important to you and it should be important to him if he really loves you. If that fails then he leaves you no choice. You deserve to be happy, you deserve to have a husband and family. Did you ask him what the show stopper is to him? I think it's time to oput up or shut...
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MY 4 y/o daughter follows me EVERYWHERE I go in the house. I cannot even go to the bathroom in pruvate. I lock my bedroom door so I can go but she'll bang on the door until I come out. How can I stop this?
Don't stop it, she will on her own and you miss it.
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Want Exwife back,we've been talking,she says still loves me but not sure about getting back.She says needs time.We continue to talk and she cries to me about us and why it happened.Do you think she is honest about possible getting back or playing me
It sounds like she loves you but is scared of a repeat.
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What's the first song that comes to your mind for Queen?
It's late
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What’s something you wish you could understand better?
Women and quantum physics
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Where are the pictures of your ex?
My second ex threw out all the pictures of my first ex and then she threw out all pictures of us together. I had a few left and then this girl I started seeing for a while snooped through my stuff while I was at work and stole the remaining pictures so I broke it off with her, now I'm remarried and I have no pictures of any of my ex's which is fine by me.
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What is some good advice for dealing with stepkids when you don't have any biological kids of your own?
Like any child, you have to show them love, they have to feel comfortable when they are around you before they will trust you, once they trust you, you can begin to guide them and teach them.
And remember this....
"A child will not always remember everything you say, but they will never forget how you made them feel"
Good luck.
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If you would commit suicide how would you do it?
Pass my phone number out to all the girls I meet
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Its National Orgasm Day :-) Seriously, look it up, how are you celebrating?
I'm, I'm, I'm (puff-puff) I'm, I'm, I'm celebrating nnnnnnnnnnnnnowwwwwwwww.
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What are pasties?
really, really white people, programmers, gamers and cave dwellers mostly LOL
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I am a professional woman. I own my own home and my own business. I am 40 and have never been married and I don't have any kids. I am completely over the bar scene. Internet dating has been disappointing. How can I meet a nice single man?
Yes, join a league, vollyball, golf, bowling... Sneak in on a wedding reception and join the fun. Bang your grocery cart into a good looking gentleman.
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A spider comes down and lands next to you, what do you do? Smack it with a shoe, jump up and run OR pick it up with something and let it go outside?
smack it with my hand and eat it.
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If you could describe yourself in one emoticon, what would it be. Mine is :D
};0}D>
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Did you ever make barbie and ken dolls do it?
No, but my G.I Joe with kung-fu grip had his way with Barbie plenty of times and smacked up Ken. :0)
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I got a piece of advice once, "Never date a guy you meet at a bar." Is there any truth to this?
I'd never date a man I met in a bar
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Men, is it possible for a guy to NOT look. Is it possible for a man to be so wrapped up in their partner that no other woman matters? That they literally lose interest and start thinking all other women are ugly?
I'm very much in love with my wife, I don't think other women are ugly, but I don't look at them sexually. I admire beauty in all things, not just women.
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What is the best pick up line you ever used?
Can I give you a piggy back ride?
Can I give you a lift?
Those look heavy, can I hold them for you?
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What would you never put on?
a guy
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What are you rebelling against?
I'm trying to start a movement against toilet paper.
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What's your favorite sculpture?
Venus de Milos
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What is a difficult conversation to have with someone?
Weight gain
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What word best describes your last break up?
psychopathic
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What is the best pick up line you ever used?
Should I buy you a drink or are you already attracted to me?
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What is the best pick up line you ever used?
If I told you you have a sexy body would you hold it against me?
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What is the best pick up line you ever used?
If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is New years, wanna get together between the holidays?
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Who is hotter 50 cent or lil wayne?
Which one's wearing a coat?
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Do you get what you want?
You can't always get what you want.
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Do you think drug humor is as
funny today as it was back in the 1970's?
Old man Whithers says "It isn't funny now and it wasn't funny then, damn hippies"
Hey, Is Dave there?
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What is the best pick up line you ever used?
How do you like your eggs done?
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Why do people cheat? Any cheaters in here? Why did you do it?
(Poker)They get more chips and they cheat because they didn't get dealt a very good hand.
(Relationship) Either because they really like drama in their lives or they really don't know what love and commitment means.
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First thing that comes to Mind when you See or Hear The Word: Iraq
God help our troops
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Is your s/o beautiful?
The most beautiful
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Do you want to blow up your car?
no, it's big enough
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What do you like to nibble on?
carrots, celery, radishes, nipples, earlobes and necks
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My girlfriend of 3 yrs has said she needs space from us. She got very drunk at a friends wedding. The following week she told me that she thinks this is her bodys way of telling her something is missing with us, and we need to have some time
Sounds like she wants a more committed relationship to me.
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How would you deal w/ a 12 yr old bully who's father (mother out of the picture) won't discipline him? He's violent towards other kids, he swears and destroys others' property! I've considered calling the police, but would it be a waste of time?
scare the hell out of him and the Dad
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What three words describe your bedroom?
Heaven on Earth
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In a race, Tom comes first and Alice comes last. Richard comes in between. Jerry finishes before Lisa but after Richard. Who came second?
Tom, Richard, Jerry, Lisa, Alice, McCain, Obama, Hillary and W
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I'm yellow and soft, what am I?
a duck feather?
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Can you write a short poem at this moment right here using improvisation?
You always bring me a special joy
That comes straight from my heart
And every year that passes by
I watch God’s work of art.
Through every stage and every age
It’s a blessing to watch you grow,
And I hope you’ll take life by the hand,
And reap that which you sow.
You’re a very special daughter to me
That words cannot describe
I know sometimes I’m hard...
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If you knew for a fact that you could get away with it would you cheat on your spouse or significant other?
Is the dirt under the dirt any less dirty?
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Guys if a hot girl asked you out would you say yes?
I would blow on her...because she's hot. I'm very thoughtful like that
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When you get online whats the first thing you do/search?
yahoo mail
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Guys: define what you think a high maintenance girl is like.
they have boobs and hair
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What three things would you have in your great adventure?
A dragon, a princess and an evil sorcerer
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Would you rather be skinny, tall, smart, athletic or funny? You can only pick one.
I'd rather be fat, short, dumb, weak and mean. Yep, that's what I'd rather be...but I'm not.
Just one huh? I'd rather be me!! :0)
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If you had a choice between being real, and not having lots of friends ... Or being fake, and having many ... What would you choose?
I prefer to be real, the fake people I don't want as friends anyway so it all works itself out.
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I am 13 and want to turn my boyfriend on really good
Ask your parents for advice
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The guy that took Advantage of me when i had passed out is now dating my "best friend" we dont speak now, do you think im in the right and also would you think i would be right in getting revenge on them? ANY good ideas?
When being bitten by a snake you have two choices, you can go seek emergency attention and get fixed or you can chase the snake and seek revenge. If you choose to chase the snake, your heart pumps faster and the poison in your blood stream spreads throughout your body faster and eventually kills you. You have two choices, please choose wisely. If he raped you while you were passed out then call...
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Hello- what would happen do you think, if i get back to my fience who cheated me?
Move on down the road. She cheated, she has no respect for you. I hope you don't have children between you.
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How do you handle someone who wants you to do their work for them?
I usually just take them in the back room and slap them up a little, all better :0)
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Seeing a married man, and recently I heard that some of his friends referred to me as "his whore" These friends know his wife & like her but they really don't know me at all aside from what he may have told them.I doubt he would call me this y do they?
What do you think they should call you? The other wife?
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What is the question, if the answer is 'always'?
How often are men horny?
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What is the question, if the answer is 'always'?
Am I good looking?
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What is a good,no...great, comeback line for if someone calls you short?
nut-ah you are
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Ladies !!!.. Have you heard this one? wow he has big hands or big feet.. I bet his ..for lack of a safer word ( Member) is Big also !! do you find this to be True? Yes or No? .. is this a Myth?
I've got big hands, big feet and a larger then average joystick I'm told. My girlfriend tried hanging a flag from it on the morning of the 4th once.
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How stupid could I be?
Can you walk and chew gum at the same time?
Do you put your shoes on before your pants in the morning?
Do you need a special helmet because you keep hitting your head on stuff?
Have you ever shot yourself in the toe to see what it feels like?
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If I don't get some........I'm gonna bust!
some,some
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Do guys really like long legs?
(in the deepest voice I can muster) OooOOoohhhh Yeah!!!
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What would be your last word before you break of with your girl?
how bout a quicky before I go?
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If I was a porn star.. Who would watch or look at me?
I ain't sayin I is and I sayin I ain't
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I scream, you scream, eh what are we screaming at?
the squirrels, they won't leave us alone. lol
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If you were in line somewhere and someone cuts you,what would you do?
I don't get annoyed; I just spit at them or try to trip them. But I don't get annoyed.
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What do you like to see in close-up?
Oh I know this one...what's her name.....Alotta Fagina :0)
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You and I are alone on a tropical island. Somehow, you determine I'll follow your every command. What happens next?
make me a pot pie and get me a damn beer woman....and turn up the TV...shut those kids up...did you cut the grass?. (sorry, I was in character) lol
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If an ex came back to you and wanted to try again, would you?
Let me put it this way....
No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,...
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If the house is a'rockin' _______________?
Bring something to put in the wapatuli
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Do you have the body that you want?
usually ;0)
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I want to look good when I see my lover/boyfriend, however, the upkeep is getting expensive. How do I ask politely that he pay for my bikini wax and pedicure without sounding llike a gold digger?
Just start charging him for sex. It all balances out.
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What's that squishy sound?
My shoes are wet
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Do you know how to use a compass?
YES, N means "Not that way"
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Who do you think is America's greatest Hero?
Superman
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Do you think that some americans dont like canada because of how much better they are? they never get into wars and as far as i know not much crime
I don't mind Canada, just be glad Americans don't like Canada tooooo much or you'd all be paying us taxes.
I have a lot of canadian friends...they talk funny...which is it English or French?
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First thing that comes to mind when I say "Truth or Dare!"
The last time I played this game I was a little too tipsy and to this day I wish I would have said TRUTH.
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Why do guys like virgin's so much?
Because we like to boldly go where no man has gone before.
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I am opening a tropical AB resort and need ABers for staff. What role would you like to take and what would your resort-nickname be?
I'd like to apply for the lifeguard position please. Call me "Freddy the fish--sandwich"
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Would you stay with a man whom everytime you had an argument with was verbally abusive to you and destroy things?
I would visit him in the hospital, but I wouldn't stay there.
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What's the best way to meet a girl?
Grab a credit card or stack of $20's, put a hook through them and cast the line. You'll limit out in no time
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MY MOTHER IN LAW IS A REAL BITCH. ANY IDEA TO MAKE HER DIE SOONER.
Ask her what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws.......outlaws are wanted..HA
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I live with my dad, so whenever my boyfriend and I get into an argument, my boyfriend immediately tells my dad about the argument, in addition to making derogatory comments about me and calling me names. How should I handle this?
Tell Dad to kick his ass next time he shows up to vent about you.
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Is your bed a double bed or single bed?
King size
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Dating my BF for 18 mos. I've intoxicatedly cheated 5 x's & have felt awful! I feel I can't stop though. I live with my BF & want to be with him 4ever but then again I miss my singel life, should we break up? He adores me & i'm scared of what he might do.
WOW that's terrible, ummmm what clubs do you hang out at and what do you drink? lol
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Have you ever wondered if your mate sees you the same way you see yourself in the morning? cause sometimes i look a mess.
I can assure you, if your mate loves you, that's not what your mate is thinking.
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Who is the most influential person in your life? Why?
My wife, if you knew her you'd know why I say this. She inspires me (and everyone she meets) to be better then I am in all facets of my life and that is why I love her. She makes me want to be a better person.
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Do you think men know what women really want and need?
Most of the time I'm pretty good at it, until Sybil changes personalities. :0)
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "Saturday night"?
PAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
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What age were you in 1993?
15 years younger then I am now
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Fill in the blank- The midgets are____________.
coming, the midgets are coming, sound the alarm!!!
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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now?
I'm a male, I was 5 and she was 35, my kindergarten teacher. It didn't last very long. I broke it off.
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What do you think about hurricane "DOLLY"..?
I heard she's come abreast with Texas, but that's the only titbit of info I have from the boobs on the news.
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Does any one know how I can control my wife? she is so demanding and I really don't want to beat her so what can I do?please help!!!!!
Some times there's just no gettin around it. You might have to horse whip her a little now and again until she starts behav'in.
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What are mind games in a relationship? can you give an example?
Man: "What's wrong"?
Woman: "NOTHING" and slams door behind her
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say 'police'?
Gestapo
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If the 50 states went to war, who would win?
Wisconsin would win, we are strong like bull
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I love it when..........
• My wife kisses me for no reason at all.
• I’m told I am loved.
• My kids call just because.
• I feel welcomed.
• The world is still and quiet early in the morning.
• The neighborhood kids yell my name and say hi.
• Spring is here.
• Summer is here.
• Autumn is here.
• Winter is here.
• I get a raise.
• I’m told...
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If you were coming to work and someone asked you to put a bag into the dumpster before you entered the door. (You are not late and the dumpster is about 100 feet away) Would you do it or say "Not until I punch in"?
If I had time I'd do it, but if it meant me being late I would punch in first.
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Your walking in the woods with your friend when they suddenly flip and try do kill you. What do you do?
Kill them back, yeah that's it
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I had company recently & they brought their dog to stay for a week. I do not have any animals w/ hair so I was skeptical. The dog pissed on my floor 4 times & chewed the moulding in my newly painted bathroom. How should I confront them?
Send the owners a bill for damages.
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Dolly Parton or Whitney Houston?
Singing = Whitney Houston
Looks = Whitney Houston
Acting = Dolly Parton
cat fight = I'm gonna go with Dolly on that one too. :0)
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What do you 'do' to make a pancake? like you fry an egg and bake a cake and roast a chicken, but what would a pancake be?
fry it, flip it, and fry it some more
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When was the last time you said something that you immediately regretted saying?
second marriage, right after "I do"
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How long does it take for shock to wear off after you barely missed a huge/serious accident?
It usually wears off right after I flush
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Ask not what the bag does for you but_____________
Where I can scratch the bag
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Have you ever been embarrassed by morning wood?
Yes, the neighbors called once and the roof had to get repaired. just terrible
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What are the wisest words of advice that you just didn't take?
Don't get her pregnant
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Why i am like this?
Why you are me not know
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What attracts people to you?
My zest
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Do you have a nickname for bad drivers on the road? If so, what is it?
Yes a few, theres *&^%#$@, and %^#&$%^ to name a couple, but there's more :0)
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What is one word that sums up your life as a whole?
consuming
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When did you turn heterosexual?
The moment I discovered girls. :0)
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Women, how would you feel, if you worked in a bar on the weekends, but your boyfriend never came in, because he said he would feel uncomfortable to be there while you worked, and that he didnt want you to wait on him? is this wierd?
Maybe he just doesn't want to see you flurting for tips?
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Divorced people- What did you do with your ring after the divorce?
Gave it to my daughter
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Besides your arms.. What do you wash first in the shower?
hair
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Have you ever admitted your real name on here? Why or why not?
Yes, my real name is wild one. My parents named me that. I can't help it
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Can you name one nonhuman thing you have kissed?
My guitars
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Im 17 and this 14 y.o. girl who has a crush on me asked me to come in her house to talk. once in there she pulled a knife held me down and raped me. Now shes pregnant! Im not ready to be a dad and since I was forced do i have to support the child?
I'm sorry, but if this is your story you have a lot more to worry about then just child support. Probably prison. You'll know what rape is there.
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Would you go to work with no underwear on?
I don't think I would go free ballin at work...no
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Guys, are you a modern man who would get a facial or are you more likely to kick a guys arse for getting a facial?
No facials here thank you, I don't mind giving them though
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What would you like to stop?
World hunger or violence. toughy
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What is the best quality that you look for in a friend?
My lips are sealed beyond death
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Do you believe in gay rights?
Sure why not
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What is your favorite dog breed?
Great Dane
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Why do you want to thank GOD?
My life, my wife, my kids, my health, their health, my friends, my country and most of all for his existence, understanding and mercy
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Whats the worst thing you can say to a bailiff?
Is the judge corn holing you?
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Question or Answer?
I have more questions then answers
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Are women nicer than men?
It doesn't matter. Nice women are nice and nice men are nice, mean women are bitches and mean men are assholes
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Today is my b-day & yesterday my bf mentioned possibly taking me out for dinner 2nite. I talked 2 him several times 2day & he has not yet mentioned anything about dinner & its getting later. I am beginning to feel hurt, do I ask or just let it go?
Happy Birthday!!!
Maybe he's a little low on cash.
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Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad?
When you’re down and troubled
And you need a helping hand
And nothing, nothing is going right
Close your eyes and think of me
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest night
You just call out my name
And you know wherever I am
I’ll come running
To see you again
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you got to do is call
And I’ll be there
Yes, I will...
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What is a good remedy for menstrual cramps?
A blow job...wait....ooooh...you mean for the woman?
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I am 20, he is 50, is that ok?
If you don't mind old age creeping up on you. lol
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Before we judge how bad was the dad why don't we ask how good was the mom?
Exactly...Thanks
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How far is too far in a christian relationship?
anything after the first chapter
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Ask yourself this then. If biology doesn't matter why, when kids are adopted, do they go to find there real parents (bio mom and dad) when they find out they were adopted?
Curiosity me thinks
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How many species of anchovy have been identified?
I would have to say only one The pizza topping anchovy
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What comes to your mind when you hear "Rock"?
Rock till you drop
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If your best friend started dating your ex, what is the appropriate protocal?
Find a new best friend that isn't so stupid.
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What are some characteristics of an exceptional leader?
The ability to crush a great country, destroy a prospering economy, make the whole world hate us and......... oh what...the exact opposite of G.W. Bush
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Is there a problem here?
Yes, you look a little restricted. lol
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What is the first that comes to mind when I say...strawberry
OK, this will seem a bit strange
I have an old (74) marine friend (actually a friend of my friends parents) that is now a trucker that refers to all women as Strawberry. In a cute way, not a derogatory way, he calls my wife Strawberry. She thinks it’s cute, but us guys know he’s just an old perv.
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This is my last time to ever be on AB. Will you miss me?
Bye, take care of yourself. Be sure to write
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Why do we never want to lose at anything? what in us makes us so competative?
I want to lose to see what it's like. Maybe just once.
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What age should a guy be concerned that dying single is a possilbilty? esp if they have enjoyed no luck so far?
None. Do not concern yourself at any age.
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What is the meaning of pants?
It helps keep a dog's body temperature down.
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Guys: Can you give me your absolute best pickup line? I'll tell you if it works or not...
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
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What is your karoke song?
* The lion sleeps tonight.
* Wild thing
* Jungle Love
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Are you too darn sexy for your own good?
Guilty as charged
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Why does your voice always nag at me?
It's the voice inside your head you are hearing
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Have you or would you wear a speedo in public?
sure why not
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I always have the temptation of going back to my ex, even though I know he's not good for me, what can I do to stop wanting to go back to him?
Tell yourself he IS good for you, that will make you stop wanting him.
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Is there anything sexier than a woman wearing her mans dress shirt?
I like her in my boxers lol
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Would you agree that most people are mindless drones and don't think for themselves?
I don't know, how should I answer this?
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Why do religious people concern themselves so much with gays? If all sins are equal in Gods eyes, why don't they care about all the little children and adults alike lying daily? Shouldnt that be something a little more important if it occurs so much more?
I think it works both ways. I believe gays concern themselves with religious people more then lying children do as well. Squaky wheel gets the grease.
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If you had to give up one for the rest of your life, which would it be: Answerbag or Sex?
Answerbag would have to go
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I signed up for Darwin dating, its supposed to exclude uglies...but I got sent all these pictures of men i'd rate about a 6....Whats up with that? This seems so wrong to me.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
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What can you do that always cheers up your s/o?
drop my pants
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Is there anything useful that can be purchased for under $25?
Paper and pencil
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How many people out there are really inlove with their spouses?
Apparently about 30%
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What is one thing you could absolutely never give up? (material or otherwise....)
My bud light
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Do you think children should be given different choices at meal times .My children just had to eat what we were having . except if i knew they really didnt like it and they grew up up to like most things
Nope, I didn't run a restaurant. I believe finicky is a trait that one is not born with.
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What realy goes on into a man mind wen he is quite?
( . )( . )
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say DIOMONDS
Typo
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If you hate your neighbors, what is the chance that you are the bad neighbor and not them?
I dislike the same neighbors all the other neighbors dislike. That's a good sign. :0)
I don't hate anyone. It's bad for my health
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How do you convey that you are laughing on the internet - smiley, acronym, repetitive ha's, or some hybrid like lolz?
All the above :0), depending on my mood lol HAHAHA
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I have a lady neighbor who is friendly and we 'hit it off'. She gave me her number so we could do lunch but I'm never interested. Why?
Maybe it's just the sound of her voice or her lack of interesting topics.
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My fire wall blocks me from using limewire even when i turned if OFF i am un able to start a search
reinstall limewire, configure your firewall to allow limewire in
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If I dislike most people and don't waste time and energy on being friendly to them, does that make me a bad person?
It means you're a hermit
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Would any of you guys consider me fat?
I'd have to see a pic, but if you are I would. I tend to be painfully honest.
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Do you think that you have a soul?
I don't think, I know for sure
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Whats the first thing that comes to mind when I say Rainbow?
The human race
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I'm gay. Can your god save me?
Yes, yes he can
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Whats the first thing you think when you hear the word "Baywatch"
Son of the beach
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For everyone who has ever been or still is married, is it really all it's cracked up to be?
It can be heaven or it can be hell
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Does anyone have an idea on how to increase moral and productivity in a workplace that has been through hell and back?
Extend lunch by a half hour, throw a surprize party on Friday afternoon, order pizza, put a little bonus in the next pay check. Have a raffle and give away something, a trip, a gas grill, $100 worth of lottery. Let them know how awesome they are and how appreciated they are.
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What Boy's names do you consider sissy?
Chris....lol
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If Brett Favre does decide to come back, should he have to win back his starting job since the Packers have already named Aaron Rogers the starter?
I'm a huge Favre fan, but,I think he should have to earn the position at this point like anyone else. However, I think they have a better shot at a post season run with Favre just because of who he is.
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What is the most cowardly way to break up with someone?
suicide without a note
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What do you think is a big turn off about the oppisite sex
Women with a chip on their shoulder. Man haters. The ones that put all men in one group. Hate it. I'm not talking about lesbians. I have friends that are gay. I'm talking man haters. Oh btw, you're kinda cute (wink) lol
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What height do you consider short? Specify male or female.
Female = under 5 foot
Male = under 5'10"
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Tell me a traffic sign that best describes your love life?
Scenic view
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Why am I such a dumbass?
You're not a dumbass, just young
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What's the first thing that comes to your mind for Miami, FL?
Drug capitol of the USA
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I need help to get my girlfreind back.
can any write a poem for me or a song.
her name is sarah.
many thanks
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sarah you are the tops,
and I like your bottom half too.
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Here I sit,
all broken hearted,
Sarah left me,
and now I just sharted.
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Violets are blue,
and roses are red,
Sarah please come back,
cause you gave great head.
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What do you think has caused parents to let their children control them much or than in generations past?
Divorce rate and women's liberation
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I want to know how to say green in other languages.. like what is green in spanish,,german..i am trying to name my iguana..
I think Lizzy is green in Iguanian :0)
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If i sleep with 3 different guys in two weeks, does that make me a slut?
It should make you rich
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When love gets you twisted how do you get untied?
I don't, I enjoy being twisted
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What is the worst trait in you?
Huh, I can't think of any. lol
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Why do men drink alot when they have split from a partner?
Celebrating
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I think my fiance is cheating with her neighbor. Call it a gut feeling. Intuition. Should I go with the feeling? She already said to me we r just friends he's really nice. He has dinner with her.
If it smells like shit and looks like shit, it usually is.
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How do you survive a divorce? Can you really find LOVE again? Is it possible for people to really find their soulmates at any age?
I'm living proof that you can. I lost my first wife to cancer 7 months after I married her, then I married 4 years later and we are now divorced. (She was jealous of my dead wife of all things) and now I am very happily married. I tell people "My first wife died and my second wouldn't". I loved my first wife very, very much. I couldn't look at another woman for a very...
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How many sexual partners have you had?
over a hundred, nuff said
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Who wants to come to my divorce party? Everyone's invited! I want this to be super special!
Will there be cake?
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Who wants to come to my divorce party? Everyone's invited! I want this to be super special!
I'm there :0)
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Do you like change?
I prefer paper :0)
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What would you do if a friend wanted to date your sister?
I would not care
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If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is mightier than the pen?
the tongue
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What are some ways to forget someone?
tequila
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We have Born to run, Born to be wild, etc.
What short Born to... phrase would describe you best?
Born to breed
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I like my boyfriend a lot but don't want anything long term... should I break up now and enjoy summer with my friends, have a summer romance, or continue in hope that I will suddenly want a long term relationship?
As long as you are honest and he knows you really like him but wish to date others. I think that's awesome of you.
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What do u think beauty is?
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
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My boyfriend has invited friends over every Friday for the past 4 Fridays. This Friday I wanted to invite friends over (his friends/our friends) and he said NO. Is this totally unfair of him?
Does he have better ideas or something?
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If I were to throw a 4th of July BBQ at my place what should I serve that would really be impressive?
Lobster tails on the grill and Blue Hawaiians, YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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How bad are the mosquitoes where you live?
I saw two of them carrying a cow away just this morning
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Do you like to keep others guessing about how you are feeling or do you tell them exactly how you feel?
They know exactly how I feel.
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Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road?
nope, never have
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When I say "Phil Collins" what is the first thing that comes to mind?
Speech impediment
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Is there such a thing as "love at first sight"?
I believe in love at first bite
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He hasn't emailed his girlfriend for over a week because his blackberry got broke. So he uses his home computer 7:30 am to email her on his wifes birthday. Who is he in love with?
He's in love with himself.
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What is something that you cannot stand to have in/on/about your car, that seems fine with most everyone else? For me, it's anything - anything! - hanging from the rear-view mirror. :o)
Bumper stickers, can't stand em on my car, but I read them and they can be entertaining.
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Ok regarding our rich in laws i think they crossed the line, we need windows they are about to fall out and they are still not willing to help. what do we do?
Get a loan and replace your windows
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What does the abbreviation PB'ed mean? Having said that, are users of AB PB'ed for LIFE?
Pony boner?
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My ex and I dated for almost 2 years. We were best friends before we dated so we continued to be friends. I thought I was over him, but now he has a new girlfriend and I'm having a rush of feelings all over again. What do I do?
To get over one you should get on another :0)
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What is your dream life? What is different about it than the life you have?
About a billion dollars
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Would you like the pleasure of living in the playboy mansion?
I here it's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there :0)
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Where did you come from, and where are you going?
I came from my Mom and I'm going to my grave
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What kind of weapon do you keep underneath your seat in your car just in case? For me its a Tee ball bat.
Magnum 9mm
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Long-term relationships need a lot of what? Laughter, compromise, sex, or respect?
Ummmmm...YES
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What is your favorite day of the year, excluding all holidays?
The first day of the year I can sit outside in shorts and a t-shirt and bask in the sun. Love it long time
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Are you sweet?
I don't know, taste me and find out :0)
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How can you tell when some is cheating on you?
If he/she has a habit of talking to you during sex and he calls you on the telephone.
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Who would you like to be locked in a bedroom with for 24 hours?
nobody
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Be able to fortell the future, or have all the money you will every need?
Fortell the future, I'll be rich anyway. The way you worded it "All the money you'll ever NEED" isn't a lot of money.
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Do you have more then $5 on your person right now?
yes I do
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Does any of your immediate family live outside of the state you live in?
Yes, all my family does
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What is you favorite NFL and NBA team?
Green Bay Packers
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Would you rather be a Lion, a Tiger, or a Jaguar?
Hmmmmm, let me think about it and get back to you :0)
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Do you think that grinding with another guy is cheating? It's just dancing and it was just for fun. It meant nothing to me, but it sure meant a lot to my boyfriend!
I wouldn't like to be your boyfriend. It would suck
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My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship during college. He's asked that i send him naked pics to help him through the dry times when we're apart and i do. i just found out he still watches porn, daily, and that hurts me. What should I do?
I'll have to see some of those pics to give you my honest answer.
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In my investigation most of you like green and blue, which one do you like better?
I like them equally
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When have you been let down by someone you trusted?
On Fathers day
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If your husband or wife has an affair what would you do?
two words bah-bye
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Do you believe that in some cases, there really is only "one" right way to do something? Examples?
Not if you're MacGyver
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Is he married? we met 3 weeks ago, i've met his father, talked to his mom on the phone. He said he didn't have a cell phone, now I believe he does but he won't give me the number. He calls me from a "private Number" all the time.
I don't know if he is married but he is definitely hiding you from someone.
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Do your controls go all the way to 11?
HAHA,
Big bottom,
Big bottom,
talk about mud flaps my girls got em.
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We're going out as a group for some fun. I say, "Come as you are!" What will you be wearing?
I'll wear my superman cape
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I'm married women with 3 children having an affair with someone who is 8 years younger than myself 1 and a halve month now. My husband is working out and comes home once every three months. I know its wrong but this guy makes me feel like a woman
Good for you, forget about the kids, you don't love them anyway, forget about the guy that's working hard and trying to make a home for you. Go have fun, drop the kids off at some dive and fuck your little brains out. My ex did it.
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Who was the last person to betray you?
My daughter
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What has been the best part of your day today?why?
My wife just showed up at my office and I took her out for lunch on her birthday. It's a rare treat.
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What would you say to your boss if you won the lotto tommorrow?
Thank you for all you've done for me. I'm retiring but I will stay available to hire and train a replacement before I go.
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I'm a woman.When I masturbate I fantasize about giving BJ's. Sucking a man to death turns me on. Is this normal? Do others have this fantasy?
What a wonderful world this would be. What's your number I'm coming over.
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WOMEN: do you shave your legs/underarms ALL the time or only on special occasions?
No I don't
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What's the first thing to come to mind when you think of "San Francisco"?
The Summer of Love, Magnolia Thunderpussy, The Fishermen's Wharf and just outside of my home sweet home
If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there
For those who come to San Francisco
Summer time will be a love-in there
In the streets of San Francisco
...
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If gay marriage was universally legalized, who would it really hurt? Who would be the victims? I'm genuinely trying to see the logical/political reason (not religious or moral, I've heard that) behind not letting them get married. Anyone?
I think it could be disastrous to the human race. Before you know it, everybody will want a gay marriage and then nobody will be making babies. The end is coming….and coming…and coming…..
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White men do any of you get upset when black men rape and torture white women?
I get upset any time any person rapes (or violates) another person.
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Have you got talent?
Very much so. I write, I play the guitar and piano, I draw, I paint, I sculpt.
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When I say: OH MY GOD! what's the first thing comes to mind
You caught me with my pants down.
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Would you have a serious relationship with a porn star?
Yes if I could invite my friends. :0)
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I'm an unattractive teenage girl (not lying - I know I am not nice to look at, mostly because I am obese) If my looks changed, do you think a guy would show interest? They never have. Honesty please? I'm a big girl I can handle it. What can I do?
Search inside yourself and make positive changes in your life for you and no one else. The rest will fall into place. I hope you the best.
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My boyfriend split up with me because I cheated on him twice. I really do love him, and I would never cheat on him again, but he won't take me back. What can I do?
Since you're giving it away anyways you might as well make money at it.
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How happy are clams? Are you 'happy as a clam'?
Every clam I've ever seen was happy.
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Why do few or no girls like indian guys? white girls don't like indian guys, black girls don't go for indian guys, asian girls, middle eastern girls, indian girls outside of india, white, hispanic, even gypsy --few or none of them like indian guys. why?
Maybe it's the rumor that Indian guys have very small penises
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Do you have multiple personalities?
Good question, I don't know...I'll ask my other self
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Is it wrong to want to be a 'hot' mom?
Hello Mutha would you like anotha. lol
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Is it wrong to want to be a 'hot' mom?
I LOVE hot mom's, I'm married to one :0)
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If someone random on the street suddenly gives you a hug, what is your first reaction?
I'd be like "Do I know you?" lol
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If you were a monkey, who would you throw poop at?
OMG, I LMAO as soon as I read this awesome question.
EVERYBODY, and I'd be monkey laughing while I did it.
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Pro-Life, or Pro-Choice?
I'm pro-life for the most part
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What does it mean when a guy puts his peins in and out for intercorse
He can't make up his mind
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What is your best comeback that can be used for almost any situation?
No you are
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What is your best comeback that can be used for almost any situation?
No you are
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What does your s/o call you?
Sparky or jackass, depends on the timing lol
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First thing that comes to mind when i say beautiful?
mirror, mirror
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What is your best physical feature?
My very large american penis
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What's your favorite part of your body? and why?
My very large penis. As a matter a fact whenever I'm feeling depressed I just take a look at my enormous penis and everything seems to get better.
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Name three reasons why school sucks.
1) I'm two stupede
2) I'm too lasy
w/e comes aftr tew) I smoke pot
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What is really good to know?
No problem can't be solved
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When u are getting to know someone, what 3 questions are the most important to ask?
1) Do you have a job?
2) Do you have a criminal record?
3) Are you married?
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Do you secretly hoard pencils that are so short they're hard to hold and have no eraser left on the end?
WTH LOL, no...I can honestly say no I don't :0)
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What makes a person a control freak?
I didn't tell you you could ask this question....
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Would you rather live on the beach or in the woods?
Label me a beach bum bruda :0)
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Guys: Which do you find more of a turn on? Thongs or panties?
I like it all
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Why is there gay people
Because
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Your next birthday, what day is it gonna fall on?
FRIDAY!!!! Yeah Baby, Yeah
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My son just turned 18. Over the past couple of months he had become increasingly disrespectful and I even found a small amount of marijuana in his truck. It got to the point where we told him to leave the house. Did we jump the gun?
He's 18, if he doesn't want to follow the rules and respect you he can go find his own place to live. I'm all for it. You raised him to adulthood, technically and legally you are done. He needs to know this. It's time to be an adult now, fly away out of the nest little bird.
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Can being prejudice be hereditary?
I think prejudice is at least 80% hereditary. For instance take the KKK Father/Son picnics
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Human feet in running shoes are washing up on shore on the east coast of Vancouver Island, B.C. 6 so far. Mostly left feet. No other limbs. Over a period of 1 year. Any imaginary ideas why?
The iron man competition picked a bad spot (shark infested waters) for the swimming leg this year?
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Do you think you look good naked?
Oh yeah, that's why I can hardly keep my paws off of me lol
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Are you "here for a good time" OR "here for a long time"?
I'll always be around for a long time if I'm having a good time :0)
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What pops into your heads when you hear the number 32?
This time what popped in my head was "How far are you going with this group of questioning?"
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Did the Beatles ever release 'Yesterday' as a single?
Yes, with the green apple label
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Did you ever have a partner none of your friends approved of?
Yes and they were right
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If you could pass a law, which part of the human body, currently illegal to display, would you allow people to bare to the world?
woman's breasts. I think it's unfair that they have to wear a shirt when it's hot out. :0)
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What are the chances of getting back with my ex gf. We've been broken up for 4 month and i just cant get over her cos i know my love for her is natural and real. The problem is she has a new boyfriend!!!! Any advice
Get drunk and get laid.
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If you had your own personal flag, what would you write on it? and what color would it be?
KING & KINGDOM. I'd have a blue field with a golden Lion's head wearing a crown in the middle.
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What is the biggest change your s/o has asked you to make? Did you do it?
To quit smoking, I did
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I want real answers from Guys ONLY!!! plz... i am a tomboy, i dont dress like a guy i just like skateboarding, playing guitar, ramping bikes, playing tackle football(preferably in the mud!!) that sort of thing... do u as a guy think u would date a tomboy?
I'm really only attracted to girls that have that side about them. Who wants a boring sissy girly girl around.
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I weigh 160lb (72kg), if me and you went on a seesaw would my side go up or your side?
You'd be going up, up and away. You'd be able to see your house from there. They'd have to track you at NASA. You'd......well, you get the picture
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Did you know that 'dude' means hair on an elephant's butt?
Originally "dude" was a word for a donkey's genitalea, but that usage disappeared and "dude" was then used to describe a city person in the country, with strong connotations of ignorance of rural ways. The word as used in contemporary culture, typically American, may have had its origins in the Irish [4], and indeed, dúd in modern Irish is a derogatory term for a...
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What trends do you dislike?
Cutters, inhaling poison for a buzz, small town white kids acting like gang bangers (if they only knew). And....dare I say it "Lack of good customer service" aaaahhhhhgggggggg
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On a scale of 1 - 10, how sexy do you think you are? (Be honest.)
I fell like an eleven thank you :0)
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Whats the first name of the person you find the MOST boring in your life?
That's a toss up. Ron, Rick, Matt, and/or Laurie
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Is there really any thing better than to lay in the arms of the one you love?
Laying in the arms of two of them? lol
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