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Can you answer this question by asking me a question? Why? :o)

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Do any of you guys like red heads? (I do) Yeah, great.......no hair, just a red head.......mmm! :o)

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Why would you answer this stupid question? Hmm! :o)

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If you had the chance to sleep with a ex even tho they are married now....and they brought this idea up to you....Would you sleep with them? Nope, they are all ex's for good reasons.....no going back, only forward. :o)

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What is the last thing you lied about? Why did you feel it necessary to lie? I NEVER lie...........oops! :o)

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Are you a fiend for love? Put the letter 'r' in fiend and I can be a 'friend' for love. :o)

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Do you know anybody named Justin? Cbeebies, UK childrens channel, Justin Fletcher, well known to many teeny boppers and their parents (me). :o)

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What would be a stupid answer to this question? Yes!

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Who was the female singer who sang the original song "loving you" is easy cos your beautiful..................................? Minnie Ripperton (I think thats how you spell it. :o)

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What would you do if Adolf Hitler knocked on your door? Ssh, don't tell anyone but he is dead. :o)

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Technically is the statement below a question? Should there be a question mark at the end? "The only way to get many answers is to ask something trivial and then what was the point of asking in the first place." You asked a question, "what was the point" therefore you should use a question mark. :o)

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I have a cold...Can you make me feel better? Have a couple of double brandies....you'll still have the cold but you won't give a damn, lol. :o)

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PLEASE HELP... I WANT TO KNOW IF I AM TO JEALOUS AND/OR CONTROLLING!!! click to see please.thank you I think the "I told her" part of your statement pretty much says that you are not as sympathetic as you should be. Nobody should TELL their partner what to do. Things should be discussed calmly and lovingly. You will find you will get a better response. If someone I was in a relationship TOLD me what to do I would soon finish that relationship. :o)

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Why do men insist on driving women crazy? To get their own back, lol. :o)

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Do you like bees Yes, in fact I think the whole alphabet is pretty cool. :o)

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Your son wants to become a cop,and your daughter wants to become an adult film porn star,what would you do? Encourage your son and let him sort his sister out. They would be adults and anything other than advice would usually be ignored....they have to make their own way. :o)

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What happened in 1066 between the English and Normans? We got conquered. :o)

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Can you tell me the title of these old TV shows (3)? I know this is the third time I ask this, but here are some more pics from old shows and I need to know the name of these shows. Any help will be appreciated :) Here are the sets of images from the show You don't need to make a new question, just upload the pictures as an answer. :o)

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Do you think that the United States is still the most powerful country in the world? Yes, I am UK and I thank God the USA is the most powerful country and not any of the other wannabes. :o)

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Is a 26 years lod too old for a 21 year old to be dating? Nope! You are both adults.....go for it. :o)

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You are walking alone at 2am in the morning. Ahead in your path you see three youths wearing hoods. Why do you cross the road? I wouldn't, I would {and have) walk(ed) right through/past them fully ready for any eventuality. :o)

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Does being called annoying bother you or are you that "thick skinned"? Simple answer: "Annoying to you but interesting to others." :o)

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What day of the week you dont like? I don't like mondays. Please DON'T "shoot the whole day down".

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Can Iran be trusted with nuclear weapons? If not, how would you stop the program? No need to stop it, Israel will do it at a time of their choosing.

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God i know i'm not arrogant but why am i so good looking? You don't have to call me 'God', Sir will do just fine, lol. +5 :o)

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What age do you think a child should be, when they are told that they are adopted? From as early an age as possible but add to it that they are lucky because they were able to be chosen. :o)

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Love eating cold baked beans straight from the can, anyone else? No thanks, you keep them.............I've got my own can, lol. :o)

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Where is the strangest place that you've found your keys when you've misplaced them? In my hand, duh! :o)

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How do you add more then 5 points like i can only add 1 point? You earn the right to award more points as you go up the levels. :o)

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Whats an adjective? A 'great', 'big', 'huge', 'gigantic' explosion uses too many adjectives, any one of those words can be used to describe the explosion. :o)

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Assuming there is an afterlife, what would you do as a theist if you realized after death that you can't find any God in your afterlife? Obviously because I have no choice I would make the best of whatever was to come. :o)

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What is something you rent for the day? A hooker. :o)

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Is the military concerned about climate change? They must be concerned otherwise Afghanistan would not exist after the 'N' bomb was dropped. :o)

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What do you think of when i say "Oprah Winfrey" Full of her own importance. :o)

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What s the sexiest woman s name? 'Miss', lol. :o)

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Sony trinitron 32" screen turned all yellow - now cannot make out picture at all sound still fine (2009-09-07) If it's CRT (Cathode Ray Tube) one of the guns has failed, send it to the scrapheap, too expensive to repair.

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My computer hesitates every 3 to 5 sec.'s. I've updated my drivers and gotten rid of malware...............any help? I use a program called 'AntiCrash' it repairs all faults as it goes along and has a repair mode for those niggles that turn up every now and again. Here is one version: http://www.softlookup.com/display.asp?id=8979 :O)

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "war"? Germany lost two nil. :o)

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Men: would you be embarrassed if your girlfriend met you at the airport holding a sign that said "my sexy man," or would you be flatterred I would be very embarrassed if she walked straight past me and kissed the bloke behind me. :o)

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What was the last rodent you saw that was not a rat, mouse, or squirrel? Does my ex wife count as a rodent, lol. +5 ;o)

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I just got an ipod nano last christmas and not to long ago i went to play a song on my ipod and i could not hear nothing but this buzzing sound and it will not play i can still look at the songs the screen and everything works but i cant hear the songs Try new earphone/speakers and check that the connection is fully inserted in the socket. :o)

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If your birthday is July 3, 1992 then how old are you? 17 plus 2 months.

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I am wondering what caused the nose of my chihuahua to become dry, hard, cracked and crusty? Time to go see the vet, a dry nose is one of the signs that your doggie is unwell.

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Spirit world of voo doo i need to be uncursed by a voodoo doll and this cult has kidnapped my girlfriend and they are abussing her and they are trying to kill me because i know what it going on and i don't have much life left this is been going on forever If your girlfriend has been kidnapped then you should go to the Police, they will take any report of kidnapping seriously. With regards to the curse, only you can undo it by believing otherwise and maybe praying to whomever you believe in.

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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words? When the nuclear WW3 happens YOU will taste 'yummy' to us meat eaters. :o))

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If Mary's father has four daughters named: Nana, Nene, and Nono, what is the last daughter's name? Mary..............the old riddles are the best, lol. :o)

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Do you rate answers Yes or No? I always rate answers, it helps me keep track as to whether I have been to the question before. :o)

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Name one occupation in which you are on call 24/7 Military. :o)

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Which is your least favourite color? I am colourblind so I don't really know, lol. :o)

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Timjon is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a party in his honour? Many congratulations Timjon and very well done. :o)

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Could you recommend me a good acne solution? My skin is extremely oily and I have blemishes everywhere. Witch Hazel, it's quite cheap also good for razor burn and any sore patches, it's an astringent and also mildly anaesthetic. :o)

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If you only had enough money to buy three things at the grocery store what would they be? The first thing would be the Grocery Store and I would save the rest for another day. +5 :o)

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Is it bad to have a answerbag account cause my boyfriend got mad? No, he is being very immature and insecure, he needs to grow up or better still get an account himself to see what it's all about. :o)

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Name one non-lethal weapon My ex's vicious tongue. :o)

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Can Cookies Cure Diarrhea? I use the sweet marshmallows, in fact it was suggested to me by my surgeon. :o)

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I am thinking of eating only fruits and raw veggies for a couple of weeks in order to lose weight ,if i do is it true that i will get so bloated and not lose fat You will certainly be able to poop through the eye of a needle. :o)

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Bikini Car Wash-Good Idea or Bad Idea? <--------I don't think I would look good in a bikini. :o)

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Our poor kitty is scratching and biting all his fur out on his back. We are treating him for ringworm (1 wk, oral and sulfur dip) but he didn't start this feverish scratching until just now. What can we do to give him some relief? We're really worried. :( All I can suggest is to put a 'lampshade' collar on kitty to stop it making things worse until the medication really starts working. :o)

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Do questions that you post on here last forever, or is it timed? They all become the property of AB. :o)

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Do you like your handwriting? I can understand it, does that count, lol. :o)

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I'm 20 years old and going on my first ever camping trip. like serious, outdoor, in a tent, campfire cooking camping. any advice from seasoned campers? thanks. every little bit helps. Don't worry too much about the campfire ghost stories..........they are ALL true, lol. :o)

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If you could listen to one song right now, what would it be and why? If you can't be bothered saying why dont worry, i don't really care :) You and me both.

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How can you tell the difference between a joker and someone who tears other people down to feel better about himself or herself? When they can laugh when YOU return the insults/jokes at THEIR expense. :o)

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Our esteemed AB Member Alluseek in a COAT has made it to GURU!!! Let's give Alluseek in a COAT a party that noone will ever forget! Congrats!! Many congratulations Alluseek and very well done. :o)

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My good friend and soulmate Hellz Angel has just turned sage! please can you join me in congratulating her? Many congratulations HA and very well done. :o)

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Boyfriend thinks it is ok to have others on side. Says he loves me and they mean nothing to him. How can he think this way? He's talking 'crap' and he is having his cake 'you' and eating it 'others'. He's not worth the trouble because he doesn't value you. :o)

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Are you Male or Female? <--------------Androginous. :o)

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When you are driving do you keep your hands at the 11 and 2 "clock" positions? In the UK it's 10 and 2 but in my case it's usually 10 and my arm on the window (right hand drive). :o)

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I have a 2004 ford explorer sport trac and my reverse lights keep blowing fuses out i have replaced thousands of fuses everytime i replace a fuse they work for a bit then when i go to check and see if they went out they allways blow the fuses, help me Wiring shortout, difficult to trace but can be done with a lot of effort or take it to an auto electrition to trace the fault. :o)

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What shouldn't you do in a thunderstorm? Go, 'Back to the future'. :o)

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What was your baby's first word? Ta! as in thank you. :o)

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How many years ago were you a teenager? More than 1 and less than 100. :o)

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What is your definition of Unconditional Love? What I feel and receive from my almost one year old son. It ends all too soon so I cherish it while I can. :o)

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Three red lights on my son's xbox 360 live, could overheating cause this? I don't have a 360 but I googled and found this, I hope it helps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5axYHeG4Xeo :o)

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What is today's codeword? s'yadot. :o)

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Anyone ever bought a Rolex watch from The Watch Empire (www.thewatchempire.com)? It sounds to me that you and your friend andys310 are trying between you to promote this site, which in itself makes me suspicious of the site. :o(

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Im allergic to half of all perfumes so when im around many people i sneeze and my nose gets stuffy and when people spray it i cough what should i do. Try a anti-histamine such as 'Piriton' or 'Benadryl'. :o)

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Hey guys and gals, i love both my mom and dad they are wonderful and i know i am blessed to have them, is there anyone else that can say the same about their own parents and let me know ? please thank you ! Sadly mine have both passed away. :o(

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In your opinion, what is the sexiest thing a girl can wear? Nought, no not-a-lot, zilch that the big 'O', not a sausage not a drop, not the tiniest spot, nothing whatsoever at all. :o)

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What is wrong with being an atheists? Nothing. I believe they have the right not to believe. :o)

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When is a kiss dangerous? When your wife/husband/significant other catches you. lol. :o)

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Is there something firebrand did to get to level 105? She worked very hard and is a much respected member of AB. :o)

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I've got a BABY TROLL on my back!!! Have you got your sling shots out and ready to blast him/her off my back? (12 times in a hour.) I inject you with Worzel's partial cure of +5 NUNYA. :o)

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Barcaluv 67 for his ascension to Swami? How did I miss this one? Many belated congratulations Barcaluv, so very much deserved. :o))

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I work with a person who is all about god and the bible. how do i work with her when my beliefs are totally different? she is obsessed with god, and i don't believe there is one, she keeps telling people that they are going to go to hell for their actions Switch the question around: How does she work with you? Life is full of different people and beliefs.....live and let live. :o)

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I am currently at the Sage level. What level does an AB'r have to be in order to award someone six points for a question? I can give six points for an answer, however, I have only been able to give five points for a question. Many congratulations on your Sagedom Freedom, you are now at the maximum points you can give. :o)

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Is God the answer? Only 'Smarties' have the answer. :o)

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Do you think you are a smart or a stupid person? I am too smart to say I am stupid and not stupid enough to say I am smart. :o)

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Sid is now a maestro. Who would like to to join me at a Scottish party in his honour? Many congratulations Sid and very well done. :o)

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Would you Please help congratulate the Sweetest New Grandmother on AB, Mrs. Cleaver, has been blessed with her new grandbaby? Many congratulations Mrs Cleaver it's a lovely time...............you can hand them back, lol. :o)

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I have hidden my C Drive programs file & windows , when i restart my laptop , i unable to see the programs when click on Start > programs , none , when chke on C drive there is no file when i enable to view all hidden files,the also i unable to see Use system restore in 'safe-mode' and you should be able to go back to before you tinkered with it. :o)

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Has anyone ever complimented you on your voice? I did once get asked if I could whistle, when I said yes, they said,'good, because you can't sing!'.......does that count? lol. :o)

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Did anyone know that today Aug. 19th is National Potato Day? Wahay! Lets celebrate with 'Fish and chips'. lol. :o)

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My parents have refused to meet my fiancee and now have said I am not allowed to bring her to their Christmas open house at their home. I told them I and my daughter cannot attend if my fiancee is not welcome. I am 45. Did I make the right decision? You are an adult and they are behaving like children. Do not go to their house at Christmas but leave your door open for them to come to see you AND your Fiancee. That will mean they have climbed down from their petty pedestal. If they do not come then remain silent and every now and then invite them to your house. :o)

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Angel is going to a party is now a sage. Who would like to join me at an angels and devils party in her honour? Many congratulations Angel and very well done. :o)

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Can someone translate a name to arab for me? i want to have a tattoo of my girls name in arab placed in my neck, but i dont know if i can trust the google translators. If u could pls give me ur e-mailadress i will add u so we can talk. Many thanks Nobody with any sense would give you their e-mail address under the terms you have requested.

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Is there anyway that I can make my laptop screen work? My screen faded and can barely be seen. It is not the bright level. I connected my tv lcd to it and it worked as a monitor but the screen monitor in laptop can barely be seen. It sounds as if the lamps are going, especially since it works on an external monitor. Very expensive to have repaired, continue using an external monitor or buy a new laptop unless you are handy at repairs and can get the spare parts possibly second-hand.

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I met my bf a little more than a year ago and now live together. He wants me to sign a "contract" (like a pre-nup). Should I. He says we'll be together forever, and not to worry, but he still wants me to sign this. He's been burt big time with his ex. If you don't ever intend 'taking him for everything he's got.' then sign the pre-nup, if you do intend this then don't sign. If I asked you to sign one and you said 'no!' I would presume that you are in the relaionship for what you could get. Maybe your bf will think this way as well. :o)

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My man always wants to talk things out, but I never do. I just say that things will get better if we show our love, and it irritates me, even aggrivates me, that he even wants to discuss things, is that even normal for a man? What should I do? Of course you should talk things out it helps people to see where they are going wrong or misunderstanding the other person. Your man is right and fair in his request.

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Is it ok for a guy to hit a girl when she strikes first and multiple times and is meaning to hurt and you warn her not to? I would say yes but only the minimum needed to stop her, but if she's built like a television wrestler then hit her with the kitchen sink and washing machine. :o)

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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words? You are in a minority.

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What can burn you? Dry ice. :o)

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Would you please join me in congratulating engineer is Terminator on becoming a Guru? Many congratulations EiT and very well done. :o)

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Do you believe in past lives? I was recently told by a clarvoyant I lived in a past life. I was also told at some stage this life was going to intertwine into my present life? What do you think? Is this possible? If a clairvoyant told you then it MUST be true. :o)

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What grows fast? My children.....I stick them in a 'Growbag' every night, it works wonders, much better than 'Miraclegro'. :o)

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Is the beef that McDonald's uses from cows treated humanely? Beef is from an already dead beast, it would be hard to treat it humanely, lol. :o)

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Did you have a guinea pig when you were a kid? What was it's name? Dee Dee until it bit me, then it got called a few other expletive names. :o)

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Why is it important to find the true Church? Who says it's important and why should they be right about this?

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Parrot or Pigeon? I only have a recipe for pigeon so I guess that's my choice. :o)

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Why peoples think that Muslims are "Terrorist "? It's time ALL Muslims who are good and honest followers of their faith shouted long, hard and loud AGAINST the extremists and where possible hand them over to the authorities, Being silent and letting them continue is not an option, until this is done then it is little wonder that people believe that Muslims are agreeing with the terrorists. It's time to stop turning a blind eye and...

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Where would you least expect to find a meatball? In the tummy of a vegan. :o)

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Can you sum up the bible in two words? God knows! :o)

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Name 5 days of the week without saying sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday. Christmas day, Boxing day, Easter Sunday, My Birthday, Your Birthday. :o)

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If you really liked someone and you two were ready to sleep together but before you begin they tell you...I have herpes or I am HIV positive would you still have sex? Nope!

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I just got an inner office email that someone sent to me by mistake. it was meant to go to a different jennifer; the email had classified info about someone "we" (as in a household name) all know by name. what would you do with this info? If it's serious, go to the other Jennifer with the email and then keep the info to yourself. :o)

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If there were no hypocrisy/hypocrites...especially with regard to our esteemed "public servants", how would our government change? By giving it back to the common people and take the 'money' guys/gals out of it. :o)

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If answerbag never existed what would you be doing now? Stumble....it's how I found AB. :o)

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Would you please join me in congratulating Shatzee ??? Shatzee made it to maestro level !!! Many congratulations Shatzee and very well done. :o)

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What could sitting on the bowl, possibly be better than? Digging a hole and doing 'it' in a field. :o)

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Would you prefer to be called a "scum-sucking leech" or a "gravy-sucking pig?"? Yes, you have to choose one or the other. :) Call me both, it doesn't bother me.............I never listen to liars. :o)

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Do you think the Catholic church will ever allow women to be ordained into the priesthood? One day a Reformist Pope will be elected, possibly someone who has kept their opinions quiet and when that happens he will sweep away a lot of the 'old' ways and bring the Church into the 21st century. :o)

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Where did all of the material spewed from the big bang come from? My theory for what it's worth is there was an expanding Universe before, it reached it's limit and contracted into the denseness which when it reached a point of density it blew apart....hence 'The Big Bang'. This could have happened trillions of times before and may happen trillions of times again. :o)

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Tveg is now a sage. Who would like to join me for a Club Veg party in his honour? Many congratulations Tveg and very well done. :o)

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What is your image of a terrorist? The dog dirt stuck to my shoe (to be wiped off/out). :o)

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If god were true --and belief in it necessary,-- wouldn't such 'knowledge' have come to us as naturally as taking the first breath, without agents, prophets, priests-popes or 'private' revelations? It all sounds very 'logical' the way you have phrased it so I guess it just comes down to 'faith' after all the preachers have finished giving their input. :o)

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Do you think that a women who thinks it's ok to take everything a man's got for childsupport, and leave him with nothing to pay his own bills, will think differently when another woman does it to her own son? One day (God forbid) a man in this situation will crack and Heaven help the woman when he does.

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Would you rate this person on attractiveness Looks a bit of a geek to me.

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My dog, Bailey, is almost 18.She is a Shih Tzu.She has a heart condition and takes medicine 2xday, 6 pills.She is deaf,has cataracts (sp?),is incontinent and coughs through out the night.She still has an appetite. Is it time to put her to sleep? Change the words 'my dog' for 'my Mom or my Gran'........would you put them to sleep?

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Fantasy child is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a fantasy party in her honour? Many congratulations Fc and very well done. :o)

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Sometimes I feel like I've answered certain questions BEFORE? How do I know so I'm NOT repeating myself? Give all questions a pos or neg rating then you will be able to see if you have been there before. :o)

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I have what looks small tomatoes, in bunches and on vines like grapes, growing wild in a wood pile. I have never planted tomatoes and do not remember ever throwing any away. They start green and turn red, they look and smell like tomatoes. It could be that an animal or a bird ate tomatoes and pooped the seeds out because they don't digest very well. :o)

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Since yesterday, AB admin. has been emailing me updates to the questions I've answered. No idea why this is happening. My inbox is being flooded. Is this happenening to anyone else? Any ideas on why this is happening? Thanks in advance :) Untick the box 'Send me new answers to this question' on the bottom of this page and go to your profile and delete all in your 'watch' list. That should cut them down a bit. :o)

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Therapist made sage today !!!! i hope you will drop by and help her celebrate? Many congratulations Therapist and very well done. :o)

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What do you think Osama Bin Laden would do if he would get the swine flu? Hopefully die very painfully, it's only a little pay-back for the filth that he and his kind are.

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My xbox recently broke and instead of sending it in for repairs we're buying a new one. If I were to sell the damaged xbox 360 as scrap what would a reasonable price be? Put it on ebay and let the bidders set the price, there are many out there who need spare parts and also many who think they could repair it, with there being so many you could get a reasonable price. :o)

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My wife cannot stand the sight of me she really hates everything about me, she always talks negative about me, basically im no good at anything and i dont amount to anything, what should i do please advise me .... It's your wife that has the problem not you, she is insecure so lashes out, get her to sort it out or get rid of her. :o)

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If It became possible 2 no longer need sleep ur body's requirement of sleep no longer existed & u were n a permanent state of being freshly rested, The problem is u still could sleep if u choose but if u sleep 1 time u will always need it. What do u do? Not sleep. So little time, so much to do. :o)

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Do real men sew? Ex soldier here.........yes! :o)

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I'm new on answerbag and i have no idea what to do, so what on earth are u supposed to do? Phew! you want the whole bag? Trial and error, don't swear or insult anyone or you will be put in the penalty box or kicked off. It is a great community, ask and answer questions and join in, we will make you welcome apart from a few idiots and any real problems just ask and a decent member will be always welcome to reply, but check it hasn't been asked before. Welcome to answerbag....

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Each time i plug my laptop charger in my screen goes dull why is this This will be peculiar to your laptop, all you have to do is adjust the brightness. :o)

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What is your favorite kind of gun? The one NOT pointing at me. :o)

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Hi everyone, would you like to join me over at the AB barn, i'm holding a Party to celebrate Ab's resident (finest live) Scarecrow) Worzel's Birthday. Will you join me for a slice of cake and cup of tea to wish him all the best on this turnipy occasion? Many thanks to one and all, if there's any mispellings tonight I blame the Brnady...lol. :o)

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After having it for a while, have you found an interesting function on your cell phone that you were previously unaware of? what was it? Yes, you can actually talk to other people on mine......amazing, lol. :o)

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Name one item which has a zipper Many things except my ex's mouth.....(many times I wished for it). lol. :o)

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I missed my 4 year anniversary on Answerbag yesterday. Will I have to be on longer today to make up for it? Many congratulations on your 4 years here GR, I just looked and I didn't realise that I'd been here over 2 years, time flies when you're having fun. lol. :o)

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What are some things you should not use in place of shaving cream? 'Deep heat' cream. Also it's not a good idea for a bloke to rub it on his aches and pains and then go for a wee 'before' he washes his hands............Ouch! :o)

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I have a lower back ache. What's the best way to relive the pain without drugs? A'Tens' machine. :o)

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Why is our president such an ass? I agree with you....your President Mugabe IS an ass.....you can't possibly mean anyone else. :o)

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Do you know where Latvia is? I'll ask my Wife, she puts everything away. :o)

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At work today, a very interesting older lady visited me, unusual thing about her visit was that she spent more than an hour with me. I offered her tea and cookies. She returned to say thank you and bye as she was leavin town and done what she came to do? Nice little story but what's your question?

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Imagine a huge martian attack, like War of the Worlds. Imagine you are standing several 100 metres from a martian that has just risen from the ground. People are screaming and running. What would you do? Break the Olympic 10000 meter running record. :o)

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You walk into a temple, alone. There's a large bowl of money with perhaps $1000 in it. The sign says "If you have some spare money, please leave some; if you need some money, take it, but please leave a fair amount for others." What do you do? Look for the hidden camera and still place some money in. :o)

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I'm getting married tomorrow July 26. What words of advice would you give to me as I embark on this new chapter in my life. Never go to sleep on an argument. Congratulations for tomorrow and all my best wishes to you both. ;o)

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Do you believe in reincarnation? Cluck cluck! Woof woof! Miaow! I can speak many languages and have never learned any of them.....what more proof do you need, lol. :o)

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Could you run a mile without stopping to rest? Yes but finding somewhere to park is always a problem, lol. :o)

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If a gorgeous co-worker, of the opposite sex, asked you if you'd like to join him/her (and their same sexed friend) on a "no monkey business" nude bathing excursion; what do you do? I would firstly renegotiate the "no monkey business" and see where we go from there. lol. :o)

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Can you look death in the eyes and not be afraid? As an ex soldier I can answer definitely, yes. :o)

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What's a good reason to go to church? When your cold, it's warm and they give you food and wine. :o)

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My very nice friend Sunshine....COAT of Sunshine just made the climb to Sage. Would you care to join me in congratulating her on brightening Answerbag with all of her contributions? Many congratulations Sunshine and very well done. :o)

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What's one gift you do not, give to a mother-in-law you just met? Your dirty washing. :o)

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What type of music can you absolutely not stand? Rap. :o)

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The way the economy is,what can you buy with a dollar? 100 cents....seems like a good deal to me. :o)

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What is a phrase I can say that will help budge me through a crowd of people? 'Cough', 'Sneeze'......I've got Swine Flu! :o)

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Is it scary for you to consider the thought that there really might not be a "God"? Simple really, I don't consider it, it's called Faith. :o)

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Where can I download the movie "Orphan" online? I don't mind paying for it, if I can use PayPal. I haven't been able to find it anywhere! This might help: http://orphan-2009.blogspot.com/?id=12 or this one: http://movies.lookthis.org/watch-orphan-online-free/ :o)

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Complete sentence with five different words, all four letter words. A----old lady on an----bent put on her----and away she went. ----, my son she was heard to say. "What----thing should we do today. I can only come up with 4 words that fit: Vile Evil veil live. :o)

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Can a mother that is O+ and the father that is AB- have a child that is O+? Yes!

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What are some expressions for dying? ex. Buying the farm, kicking the bucket. Pop your clogs. :o)

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What is the furthest north you have been? If you asked this of Neil Armstrong then he would be the winner.....'The Moon'. :o)

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On a scale of 1-10, how funny do you find the expression "LMAO"?? I say 10! PMSL scores higher......LMAO gets about a 3. :o)

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Could a man beat a gorilla at an armwrestle? Yes, just put a banana behind the Gorilla's arm, intelligence wins every time. :o)

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What sort of ramifications (if any) should we expect to see arise from Global Warming in the next few years? More and more taxes......'they' will use any excuse. :o(

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What would you do if your school teacher spontaneously combusted? Cover them with p*ss.......in the interests of the teacher of course. :o)

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What are some things that would be a bad idea to use in place of deodarant? Garlic oil. :o)

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Would you like to meet a real alien? I believe in them.......you should meet my first wife. :o(

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Has Microsoft bitten its own head off by launching so many duff operating systems? Would you rather use a Mac? I'll stick with Microsoft I have no complaints, whenever a problem arises they rectify it, you can't say fairer than that. :o)

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I saw on the news today an Islamic group acts openly in Chicago area. Their motto: "Capitalism fall...Islam rises". ◄ Should America be afraid of this group? ► They say they are not terrorists. But they ARE connected with Al-Quada. The fact that they are open about their beliefs (Democracy) makes them less of a danger, but they will be being watched also their relatives, friends and contacts. I don't think there is much to worry about apart from the waste of resources used on them. :o)

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What are fairies weak against? you know, like werewolves hate silver. Apparently every time people say: " I don't believe in fairies." One of them dies. Thats a bit of a bummer for the poor innocent fairies. :o)

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Does anything hurt worse than a black scorpion bite? A razor blade sliced across the eyeball would do it for me.......ouch! :o)

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Ladies, what if a gay couple asked you to give them a baby? The answer would be no for a straight couple, it would be the same for a gay couple. :o)

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which is ur favourite colour? Sky blue pink with yellow polka dots. :o)

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What if i have married a uk permanent resident and apply for my indefinite leave to remain in uk.will i get it? They are clamping down very hard on immigration in all respects. Marriage will not guarantee you residency or anything else. There are too many people getting married to circumvent the system and they are on to it.

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Did Hitler dye his hair? He was the cause of so many deaths so I see no reason why his hair shouldn't dye. :o)

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How life would be without toilet paper? Fine, just use leaves.........(but not stinging nettles). :o)

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What sport makes you want to fall asleep? Golf......it's so exciting chasing that little ball I could sleep for a week. :o)

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In a war between Russia and China (no nukes allowed) who do you think would win? I believe the rest of the world would win when China and Russia seriously weaken each other. :o)

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Is it cheating when your husband texts another women all day long No, as long as its his Mom/sister/blood relative. :o)

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I say "FCUK" you say? One of the top clothing brands French Connection United Kingdom. :o)

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If you were in a different state for months & it was impossible for your man/girl to find out, would you cheat? No, she doesn't deserve that.

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Gnome of Kevonia - COAT of sage is now a sage. Who would like to join me at Kevonia's best club for a party in his honour? Many congratulations GoK and very well done. :o)

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So, all my friends hate me, but im too much in love to care, am i a bad person?, he's all i can think about, and he makes me soo happy, too happy to be sad about my friends.? From the little you have written I can only assume that you were not much of a friend to start with. One day you may need to turn to someone and there will be nobody there. Be careful. :o)

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I'm 15 and I want to drive. Is there a loophole in the law that can enable me to drive? Nope, but you can drive on private land with permission. :o)

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Which of these would you pick for dinner: 1. sauteed veal scaloppini and shrimp with lemon and white wine 2. pan seared ahi tuna w/sesame seed crust ginger teriyaki and lemon 3. stuffed breast of chicken w/mozzarella, prosciuitto in a wild mushroom sauce? Fish and chips with lashings of salt and vinegar served in newspaper wrapping. I am a man of simple tastes. :o)

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Who do you look like more.. mom or dad? I would dearly love to have them both back but sadly they have both died.

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What do you think will be the next five words you gonna say? 'I really have no idea'. HEY, I was right! lol. :o)

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What is the average cost for an oz of cocaine in miami 2 years in the slammer.

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Does US think UK is part of Europe, or do you regard it differently? What way? I am UK and DON'T class myself as European. :o)

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What is insanity? How do you become insane? How can you tell your insane? The second sign is hair on the palm of your hand.........(the first sign is looking for them). :o)

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What do you think of a "man" that would raise his hand to a woman? For any reason. If she was built like Mike Tyson and was violent towards the man then it is allowed but other than that he is a weak feeble none-person.....lower than dirt. :o)

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Do you think Michael Jackson was weird? He was very very talented, I think that makes up for his eccentricity. :o)

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How many ties do you own guys? One (black for funerals). :o)

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MAY I SEE YOU IN FLESH? Nope........way too creepy. :o)

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Ok this might be stupid but im tired of wondering . What are Moderation points ? i have some but for what? If you have 'flagged' a question as duplicate or spam/offensive, and the powers that be agree with you then you can earn 5 points. :o)

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Complete honesty here: What goes through your head when you see a gay couple in public? Do you think it's cool that they don't care what others think? Do you think, 'no big deal'? Or are you disgusted? I have no problems with this or straight or aliens, etc, live and let live. :o)

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Does speed really kill, or is it the sudden stop? I have the same philosophy with airplanes, it's not flying that kills you but the bad landing. :o)

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Did you cry when you found out Micheal Jackson died? No, I was just 'stunned' like the rest of the world. ;o)

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So, we're trapped in an elevator, but I do have a deck of cards. What game do you want to play to pass the time until we are saved? Fan the cards out and wave them around.......It's darn hot in here. :o)

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If vampires were real: What would the diffrence be between humans and vampires? They probably wouldn't believe in us. :o)

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What are you just DYING to do............? LIVE! :o)

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What do you eat when you're hungry? Food. :o)

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How long were you with the one who gave you your first real kiss? Until she died......she was my Mom.

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What is ohms law This takes me back many years to my schooldays. The current flowing between the two points of a circuit are directly proportional to the voltage and inversly proportional to the resistance. :o)

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Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue. Now what? Use the on screen keyboard. Start/programs/accessories/ease of access/on screen keyboard. :o)

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Does anyone else think that AB has lost its identity in the new layout and become a Yahoo clone? I don't like it, I used to just refresh the 'homepage' to get new questions to answer but now it's scroll up/scroll down and is quite simply not fun anymore. :o)

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Does anyone want to wish Sillme FBB a hapy be-lated B-Day,June 12th ? Do it here! We're having the PARTAY! Heeheehee;)* Many belated happy returnips Stillme. :o)

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Oh damn i have homework will you do it for me Nope! :o)

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What if all your pillows started floating around in the room? I'd jump on and enjoy the ride. :o)

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I am the smartest person on here. Do you agree? Of course you are because YOU say so, who are we to argue with your ego. :o)

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Is having your gf email the girl u were previously involved w/telling her that u 2 uare in luv & have something so special & are meant 2 be a bad idea? its 2 give her a better perspective.but it just made her hurt worse n feel worthless She is your ex, it's over, leave it that way. There's no need to be cruel.

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Can you die if you do not sleep, and if so, what is the cause of death? No.......can you? lol. :o)

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What would the sentence be for someone who had been arrested after being caught with 13 bags of cocaine, 9 bags of weed, half a bar of draw and one once of cocaine Whatever sentence they get it won't be long enough.

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What do you believe is the single biggest threat to the survival of the human race? bin laden.

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I've used Yahoo Answers for the 1st time today, and think the people on AB are more intelligent then people on Yahoo answers anyone else agree? Many of us are ex yahoo. This place is so much better friendlier and altogether nicer. :o)

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Is United States on the path to communism? Nope!

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I just ate water with milk suger an limon its actually really good well kinda it was a dare ha, any of you have better dares? :) You are very clever 'eating' water etc. :o)

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You've just won an Oscar. Give me your acceptance speech in 25 words or less please. Thanks. (I'm so famous everyone will applaud). :o)

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Urm, this question has been rattling through my head for a while now do gay's lesbian's and bisexuals (straight) deside too be that or is it just like your born with it? or it hits you later on in life but you still always had it? We are what we are and it's not for others to judge us. (I am straight not that it matters). :o)

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What do you think of the book angel written by katie price? Jordan, would not have written it herself, more likely a ghost writer.......I have no time for her so I can't comment beyond what I have said. :o)

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High Shaman is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a party in his honour? Many congrantulations HS and very well done. :o)

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Have you ever gone on a bike ride, but not been able to fit a normal sized bottle into the holder thing, so had to use a wine bottle? (not filled with wine obviously) Spoilsport. lol. :o)

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Do u believe that Moses parted the Red Sea? If so how? Here's some bits I have gleaned from the web: "In flat marshy districts large areas are often intermittently covered by shallow water or laid dry by the action of the wind. . . " (Buttrick, pp. 937-8). A few years back some writers argued that a volcanic erruption on the island of Santorini (about 500 miles north of Egypt), c. 1450 B.C., could have produced a tidal wave that...

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What vegetables are dark in colour, almost black? Aubergines/eggplant. :o)

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What to you think of the word "da" in a sentence, for instance "I am going to da shop"? Lazy English. I am not it's greatest fan. :o)

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Would you like to join me in wishing our dear ABer CT(Crystal Tips) a very "Happy Birthday"? Many happy (belated) returnips CT. :o)

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I had to cough now for like 10 weeks now. This is the first time this ever happened. I coughed up blood like 2 or 3 times. And I used cough up lots of mucus but not so much now. What do you think has happened? It could be pneumonia or worse, 10 weeks is a long time, see a Doctor.......NOW!

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In an argument, how many brainless, air-headed morons does it take to defeat an intelligent, well spoken person who is clearly superior in every department to them? 4? 5? How about 8? One with a swift punch on the nose. :o)

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It's Talim's 18th birthday today. Would you like to join me in wishing her a happy birthday? Many happy (belated) returnips Talim, have a nice day. :o)

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Do you ever get tarot card readings, do you believe in it? Absolutely....................................NOT! :o)

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Should I let my boyfriend keep a giant poster of a half naked Hawaiian Tropic girl in his bedroom? Or his garage? I don't like it. Why does he need it? Should I be jealous of a poster? Am I being too controlling? He probably doesn't even notice it anymore, but you keep pointing it out doesn't help. Don't try and change him or 'control' him, you will only chase him away. :o)

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What else, can a condom be used for? Letter bomb. I will not give details. :o)

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Hey – We have a new Maestro - Cousin Vinny! Who wants to join me in offering congratulations? Many congratulations CV and very well done. :o)

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If YOU were Obama, what would you do? Apologise to the fly's family. :o)

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Will you follow me into the dark? I would lead you. :o)

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Zack has just turned 40 today!!!who would join me in wishing him a happy birthday? Many happy returnips Zack, have a nice day. :o)

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I have a million dollar cheque for you. you must get it tonight. ONLY Michael Jackson is available to babysit your kids. do you still come? I dont believe you have $1 mil cheque, I think you and jackson have cooked this up between you for other purposes. :o)

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I was walking down the street the other day, and a alien came up to me said. zxa\xvcdr ./lnt5red xzdgfb vjuik mmnjmnh .,eq2aq\z po[ sdtyujhgfd 455treyll liko. can some one please tell me what he said?. The nut-house is first on the left. (Talking to aliens is serious). :o)

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If a space ship landed in your back garden, and an alien got out. what would you do or say?. Nothing, I don't speak to my ex. :o)

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If there were signs saying that there was a reward for a lost dog and you found the dog and the family really seemed to love it, would you accept the reward? I would not accept the reward. My reward would be the good deed, well done and thanks from the owner. :o)

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How do I know the size of flapper to get for my toilet? This link should help you. http://www.masterplumber.net/how_to.htm :o)

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Suicide is normally illegal in most countries. But is suicide legal in any country? It used to be illegal in the UK (if you failed then you were charged with a crime) but is now legal, although aiding a suicide IS illegal, it is a grey area when it comes to punishing the person who helps. :o)

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Would you like to join me in congratulating Beavis for reaching Maestro level? Well done, Beavis! Many congratulations Beavis and very well done. :o)

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I don't like the way I look, but could tell me what you think and what I should change about the way I look? http://s60.photobucket.com/albums/h21/Miaka_Tohru/?action=view&current=mwee.jpg You look mighty fine to me, only make changes to yourself if YOU want to. For those of you who can't use the link, when you paste it look for the gap....for me it was between the / and the ? and delete with backspace. This sometimes happens on AB when you copy and paste. :o)

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What is something you associate with Australia? Mr Nice guy.....Keithold. :o)

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How eternal do you think eternity is or is it just the ultimate illusion? It's beyond our comprehension. :o)

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Is it true that our ears and nose never stop growing until death? Yes and then they start shrinking. :o)

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Do young actresses have to go nude to be successful? it could help, but it doesn't work for 'old' actresses. :o)

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Do you know what is in Spam? (the stuff in the can) S(pecially) P(repared) A(merican) M(eat), it has everything in including the piggy's whistle. :o)

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Mensan is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a party in his honour? Many cogratulations Mensan and very well done. :o)

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Do you know a name for terrorists that is less offensive? Dead. :o)

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The ABer we know as Miss Awesome has just made maestro!!!!would you like to join me in congratulating her?congrats!!! Many congratulations M A and very well done. :o)

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What ad had the jingle "they're tasty tasty very very tasty, they're very tasty"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0M9YwYmp4 :o)

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Have you ever kissed a married man/women or someone in a committed relationship? Yes, a married woman and another man's wife.............my mother. :o)

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Alwayscurious has just become a curious sage! Who wants to help me congratulate her on this achievement? Congratulations Congratulations Always and very well done. :o)

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My favourite steak is a Medium/Rare Ribeye. What's yours? Very,very well done, I don't want to take any chances catching CJD. :o)

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Could a defibrillator be dangerous if used on a conscious person? Watch the film 'Flatliners' and you will see the uses they have put one to. :o)

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Name 5 Things You Can Do With Chicken? I don't want to be rude. :o)

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When was the last time you hugged your Mom or Dad and told them you love them? Quite a some time ago, they have passed away. :o(

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Would you procreate with me if I was the last man on Earth? If I was female and the last woman, I would commit suicide. +5 :o)

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We cooked sausage and peppers and were cooling. we for got to refrigerate and it sat out all night. the meal was in a plastic tub but not sealed. is it still ok to eat? i put in the 'fridge at 5am this morning. As an ex butcher, I can tell you that some sausages are dodgy at the best of times. Do not eat them under the conditions you have described. :o)

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How do you cook broccoli to keep it a pretty green? I use a steamer.....mmm, lovely. :o)

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You are married with 1 children and beautiful wife, if you find ur ex-girl friend is need of you,will you go with ur ex girlfriend or you will be faithful to ur wife and children. Ex means ex and will stay that way, my love,devotion, support and faithfulness is for my wife. :o)

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I just refused a "friends" request. The person was anonymous, no avatar, no points and level one. Why would they choose me??? Have you denied anyone's friend requests? Yes, when I have little or no interaction with them or (as in your case) they are anonymous. Some people think there is some sort of 'street cred' by collecting virtual friends.....quite sad really. :o)

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State the obvious. You haven't asked a question.

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Why do I keep having blood in my urine? I am a 73 year old male. Here's a link with some of the causes: http://www.emedicinehealth.com/blood_in_the_urine/page2_em.htm :o)

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What is the price of gasoline in your area today, 7 June 2009? Please indicate where you are located. Around about £5.00 a gallon UK. :o(

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My Dear Friend 'Pixie' is now a Maestro!Would you like to join me in congratulating her for her sweet achievement? Many congratulations Pixie and very well done. :o)

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My girlfriend said her ex is EVERYTHING she wanted. It definitely hurt my feelings. Should I let her go? She has definitely put you in your place. Now it's up to you: Should you stay or should you go? I know that I personally would finish with her on the spot.

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Do you know anyone named Wendy?*besides the fast food Wendy* Yes :o)

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If language didn't exist could we think? I asked my elderly Chinese friend who also spoke English: " What language do you think in?" He thought for a moment then said, he didn't know. Very strange. :o)

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Does your partner's sexual history bother you? Nope, it's me she is with. :o)

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Where would you find a skelton? describe the location Inside yours/mine/anyones body. :o)

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Can you name some common things that are known by a name that was originally a specific brand name? Biro. :o)

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If both a human and animal were dying and you can only save one which one would you save? The human with exception for Bin laden and his type. :o)

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I heard the English called hysterical the other day, refering to the public's treatment of David Beckham. Do you think this is fair comment? Nope! David Beckham is like any other celebrity, you either love him or hate him or are indifferent. I personally think he's one of the good guys. :o)

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Are you over 30 years of age? Yes :o)

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Whats u r panties or underwear size? Guess! :o)

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Was 1972 a bad year? I love it Brian, an answer poses another question. It was for me, I married my first Demon in that year and had 10 mortifying years of hell. :o)

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What is the most sexy name you have ever heard? Worzel Hedgerow Gummidge. :o)

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Where are you? Mom just called AGAIN looking for you! Creepy! My Mom died years ago. :o(

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Would you sell a year of your life for a million dollars? Yes, most certainly, you can have 1972. :o)

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How do you burn a .DMG file on Windows? How do you convert it? This is the all I could find for you: http://filext.com/file-extension/DMG :o)

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How many people do you actually know who are very nice? At least one (myself included) lol. :o)

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I want to get a tattoo on my ankle. How much will it hurt? Needles sticking in skin hurt and the nearer to the bone the more it hurts. :o)

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Im late on my period. Ive been feeling throbbing pains in the middle of my stomach before I go to sleep. My breats have been sore for over 3 weeks now. Can somone help me with some advice? Take a pregnancy test....if positive see your Doctor......if negative, urgently see your Doctor. :o)

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When you die what will you leave with? "Nought, no, not a lot, zilch, that's the big 'O', not a sausage not a drop, not the tiniest spot, nothing whatsoever at all". :o)

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In 4 short months Polly Math has made maestro!!!!would you join me in congratulating him?congratulations Masny congratulations PM and very well done. :o)

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How do you feel aobut being called "Honey","baby","doll","sweetheart" or any other type of pet name? Strange titles for a Scarecrow, but hey what the heck! :o)

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What Do You Do At Work When There's Nothing To Do? Nothing. :o)

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My parents both smoke, have any suggestions how I could get them to quit? Also they say their getting a divorce does anyone have any suggestions for me to give them about working it out If you are trying to help them reconcile and not divorce, forget getting them to quit smoking because the mood changes will set them at war with each other....believe me! :o)

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Is Anyone Burning in Hell Today? Hopefully Bin Laden and his ilk.

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Why do i wake up at 2:55am every night and not fall back asleep anyone else have this problem? The joke answer would be: Stop going to sleep at 2:55pm. However it seems you may have got yourself into a 'sleep pattern' and they are hard to break, you could try resetting your clock back 1 hour or half hour and slowly continue doing this, then psychologically you may readjust. Good luck. :o)

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How could you shock me right now? I have a power point, bare wires and some genital clamps if you are interested, lol. :o)

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Name a substance that is solid but can flow Glass. If you look at any really really old panes of glass you will see they are thicker at the bottom than the top. :o)

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Has a car ever stalled on you in a bad spot? It happened to a female friend of mine at a very busy intersection and she was hit by a articulated lorry......so very sad, she chose that route because it was one minute quicker. She died of course all for the sake of one fatal minute. :o(

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In Task Manager, I have 8 svchost.exe processes running. My assumtion is some are trojan or virus or w/e. Or does it not matter? This link may explain it better than I can: http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windows-vista/what-is-svchostexe-and-why-is-it-running/ :o)

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Why is Firebrand on level 103?WHY? She worked for it and is one of the, if not the most deserving to be at Number one. :o)

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What is something you have that is expired or soon to be expired? I don't know if there's a 'sell by date' on Scarecrows, but if there is then I am getting near it. :o)

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How many MBs are in .01 GBs? Thank you:) 1 tenth of the answer I gave you yesterday, 10 mb. :o)

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Looks like Jim in a Nautilus COAT in all done with the 69 level!! He has now became a GURU!!! Lets throw him a GREAT Party!!! Will you join me? Congrats my good friend!!! Many congratulations Jim and very well done. :o)

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Do you think its wrong to Water Board terrorists? Because they ARE terrorists as per your question, I will only think it is wrong when THEY think it is wrong to kill thousands of people in attacks or to use illiterates or mentally unstable people to suicide bomb, or to behead people on the internet. Waterboarding is too kind to people like this. :o(

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I'm using mcaffe and their are these programs that have trojans that are quaraintined, no option to delete. how do I delete them? Any scans should be done in safe-mode (f8 at boot-up)then they are not running which should allow you to delete them. :o)

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Do u respect ur Boss? I am my Boss. :o)

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What would you do if you were buried alive? One of two things: Use my cell phone or 'pop my clogs' (die). :o)

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I'm about 340 miles from Las Vegas, how far are you? Across the Atlantic plus (give or take) 70 miles as the crow flies. :o)

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What comes to mind when you hear the word vermin? Al Qaeda. :o(

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Is there anything worse than a dirty toilet? No toilet when you REALLY need one. :o)

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Some people are unable or have a hard time dealing with tragedy & the general trials of life. What are some ways that people deal with pain and anguish? Sadly, some have breakdowns, others become introverts or hermit-like others choose suicide as an option, and there are so many more ways that I am lucky enough not to have encountered.

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How many MBs are in .1 GBs: meaning once you obtain 1 GB. how many MBs make up .1 GBs. when your GBs go to 1.1GB, 1.2 GB, how many MBs are in .1 GBs? The 0.1 GBs? Thank you:) Wow, you went the long way around to ask this one, lol. 1000mb makes 1gb therefore .1gb is 1 tenth=100mb. I hope that helps. :o)

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Do you think "Global Warming" is a real serious problem, or is it exaggerated? It's a dirty way of getting more of your tax money via a worldwide conspiracy. (just about the only thing all Governments have ever agreed on.) :o)

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How old is dirt? Since the 'Big Bang'. :o)

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Do you hate being your race? Black/White etc. No,I am happy being a Scarecrow. :o)

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Do you think its wrong for countries like America and the UK to be against the development of nuclear weapons in other countries when they have so many themselves? Nope! :o)

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I am so so thirsty, constantly , how ever much I seem to drink its not helping. Any ideas why this could be so? Many reasons such as too much salt, too much sweating or thirst is also a symptom of untreated diabetes. :o)

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Is there an antichrist alive at this time ? If so where do you think he is at this time [what country]? Bin laden (or his replacement) and his hoardes of devil followers.

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Is your next door neighbor an idiot? I sometimes think my next door neighbour's, next door neighbour is an idiot, lol. :o)

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Is there a real heaven and hell... Some say 'yes', some say 'no', I say, wait and see. :o)

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Is Elvis alive? No! :o)

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How many generations on should remembrances be kept for such things as war and honourable people? Well, my Great, Great, Great........etc, Grandaddy died at the Battle of Hastings in 1066 AD and I really miss him. :o)

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If you could have one question truly answered by a greater power, what would it be? Why? :o)

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Every one needs friends? Possibly true, it always reminds me of: 'With friends like you, who needs enemies.' :o)

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If you have to choose a movie title for your life story, what would that be? <-----Life in the field. :o)

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Do all 93.4% of all japanese american people both males and females get straight A+'s and straight A's all through their lives in school and college? Quite obviously not ALL of them do. :o)

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Do you believe in a life after death? If so, what do you think it is like? Is that a pop group? lol. :o)

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Will you join me in congratulating Chief Wanbli, the second member ever to reach Illuminati (100th) level of answer bag? A big YAAAAY for the Chief! WTG! Many many congratulations CW, simply brilliant, well done. :o)

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How many moons are on Venus? There are no moons 'on' Venus and 'none' orbit it. :o)

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HEADLINE READS: "Woman gives birth to twins, fathered by two different men"....what are your thoughts & opinions on this? I read about this and I immediately thought, "poor kids". They have to grow up with this and the voyeuristic attention they are going to receive can only be a bad thing. :o(

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What name do you dislike the most? I could say 'friday1322' but that wouldn't be nice so I will go for 'Osama Bin Laden'. +5 :o)

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When was the last time you had a urine test? About 10 minutes ago and......yes, it still works with a good steady stream. lol. +5 :o)

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(when your girlfriend leaves you what do you do?) Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and start all over again. :o)

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Major Look in storage is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a Generals and Majors party in his honour? Many congratulations Major and very well done. :o)

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My daughter is 16, I can't stand they boy she likes. Has this happened to you? I have absolutely no problems with the boy your daughter likes.....(sorry, I couldn't resist it). I have found that we have to let them make their own mistakes and be there to pick up the pieces and support them if things go wrong. :o)

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Is 13 too young to have a kid? It's a quick way to get yourself put into care and the Father of the child into a whole heap of trouble. :o)

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What would you do if u saw ur ex that hated getting mugged? If I could I would help them......it is the right thing to do. :o)

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This a ? 4 girls...why do u always dump the guy that really loves u 4 a guy that doesnt? She thinks 'the grass is greener on the other side' it more often than not isn't and she will do the same again.

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HAHAHAHA,but why am i laughing? You just looked in the mirror. +5 :o))

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How much money would solve your financial woes and set you up for life? Several Trillion then I would own the USA and sack the Government and start all over again with more realistic people who really understand the common people. +5 :o)

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Is it ever ok to have an affair with a married person.? Only if YOU are married to THEM. :o)

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Have you ever seen anyone killed? What effect did it have on you? It's not very nice, but in the Military this sort of sh*t happens and stays with you, but you learn to live with it.

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What was the strangest craving you had when you were pregnant? OMG, I'm pregnant? and I'm a man............How do you know? lol. +5 :o)

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How often do you run your dishwasher(if you have one)? Once daily. :o)

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Who's the hardest person to get along with right now? The man who overdosed on Viagra.......he's very hard, lol. :o)

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Does anyone here think sideways? Besides me? I think you possibly mean, thinking laterally. I do all the time, it's more interesting and really does exercise your brain. :o)

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If you had to value yourself in cash, how much would you be worth? My life (to me) is more than money could buy so I guess that makes me priceless. :o)

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Are you vexed by gay men? (NO OFFENSE if there are any gay men on AB) Live and let live, I have no problems with gay, bi, straight, transgender, etc. :o)

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Weareallhypocrites is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a party in his honour? Many congratulations Weareallhypocrites and very well done. :o)

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Have you ever seen a real UFO? Yes, but sadly I couldn't identify what it was. :o)

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What is the simple subject? the adventurers pushed through the underbrush to the edge of the forest The adventurers. :o)

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Miss Always is thinkin sacred rain, is now a maestro, would you please help me congratulate her? Many congrstulations Miss Always and very well done. :o)

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What comes to mind when you hear Mexican Food? Food poisoning............NEVER AGAIN! :o((

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Will you all help me congratulate our good friend, Wide Awake Phoenix for finally making Swami? Many congratulations WAP and very well done. :o)

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Does anyone remember Aaron Neville? He had a very popular song a few years back and I can't for the life of me think of what it is? I would know it if I saw the title, I think. HELP? I've never heard of him before NUNYA, but these links may help. :o) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Neville http://www.aaronneville.com/

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Can you name me ANYTHING that mankind has done to help the world? My birth. (That's only a personal opinion of course). :o))

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If a guy kisses with his eyes closed,using his tongue and gets aroused while kissing you,is he into you? Not quite yet, but he will be. :o)

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How do you detach from your mother's womb? Getting born would do the job every time. :o)

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At the start of every match what should you do to your ball so that you know it is yours?who should you let see it? Only let your s/o look at your balls. :o)

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Whose turn is it to take the garbage out? The trash man has already been......too late! :o)

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What is dumb in french Nicolas Sarkozy. :o)

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When's she gonna show up, I can't wait much longer? She's been and gone. :o)

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How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo? One thing you must NOT do is turn your back on him. :o)

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I have to do the NC Graduation Project. The topic I came up with is "The Growth and Development of Raleigh, NC." My teacher says my topic has to be in question form. Any suggestions on how to make this topic into a question? Anything can be a question if you put a '?' mark after it, eg, "The Growth and Development of Raleigh, NC? ":o)

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What would you do if you found a million dollars and a pound of cocaine? Hand it in and ask the Police to forget they ever saw me because there would be some really bad people wanting to sort me out. :o)

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Im on4shared.com i want to download something and then instead of the download thing saying run it says find, save, or cancel when i click find and it akes me to windows live search. i dont know waht to do can someone please tell me why and what to do Have you tried 'save', then you could save the download to your desktop. If this is not the usual way on4shared works then have you considered you may have a virus/spyware/adware? :o)

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Does any crime deserve death? Which ones? I'll start with terrorism and the obvious ones to do with children and sadism, etc. :o)

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In Los Angeles recently, a graffiti vandal fell from a freeway overpass and was killed. Your thoughts? He is now a hero to others of his ilk. :o)

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How much does a live-in maid cost? Your marriage. :o)

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Are you kind of a big deal around here? Nope, just the world's finest live Scarecrow. :o)

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Why is the exorcist scary It's not, it's only a film. :o)

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What does FIAT stand for? It's an acronym for Fabbrica Italiana di Automobili Torino (English: Italian Automobile Factory of Turin). :o)

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Name a song that contains a body part in it's title? My 'Ding-a-Ling', Chuck Berry. :o)

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I think a woman dressing and acting like a man is________________? Up to her. It's her life to live how she wishes. :o)

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Answerbag~Is it 2 thumbs UP or is it 2 thumbs down? 2 thumbs up (I'm glad you never said 'fingers') :o)

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Does burning a cross degrade christianity? Christianity will continue despite burning crosses. :o)

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With no legs, i cannot dance; with no lungs, i cannot breathe; with no life, i cannot live or die; and yet i do all three Water (I cheated via Google). :o)

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I have never seen food refered to as "Chuck". So why in the Westerns is it always called a "Chuck Wagon" instead of Food Wagon? Chicken is sometimes referred to as 'chuck' but more than likely because all the food is 'chucked' into a hearty stew. :o)

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Exactly what is it that thong underwear does for you? It makes me think of poop stuck all over the stringy bit. :o((

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Max Payton is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a Max Headroom party in his honour? Mant congratulations MP on your Gurudom and very well done. :o)

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Who would like to join me in congratulating Rocket for rocketing up to Maestro in less than 4 months? Many congratulations Rocket and very well done :o)

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Need your help guys, like this guy I met on an online dating sight. scared to meet him/or talk to him on the phone. I'm gun shy from my last relationship. I talk to him online, REALLY like him...give me advice guys...how to handle this? I suppose I could say that if you don't dip your foot in the water then you wont know how cold it is, but seriously, maybe you could meet him along with one of your friends, if he is an understanding sort of guy then he wouldn't mind. :o)

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Under what circumstances do you believe violence is justified? In the case of binladen and his kind of terrorists. :o)

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WHEN WILLI DIE You will certainly die one day............probably. :o)

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What comes to mind when you hear "Caviar"? Snobby people eating stuff they can't possibly like. :o)

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What can you tell me about the "Giraffe"? It's the tallest of all land-living animal species, and the largest ruminant. :o)

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Do you ever feel like your invisble and nobody seems to notice you? Who said that.................? :o)

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If you have broken God's commandments, and would be guilty on Judgment Day, how will you avoid hell? I will have a forged passport and enter as an illegal immigrant. :o)

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What is something you can tell me about "Sputnik"? Sputnik literally means "co-traveler", "traveling companion" or "satellite". ;o)

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Would you rather change your inside (emotional/personality) or outside (physical)? I am quite happy with both but I wouldn't mind knocking 1 or 200 years off my age. :o)

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What do you think of when I say William Shatner? TJ Hooker :o)

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Hey everyone today is Galeanda's second AB Anniversary ! Congrates on a great accomplishment.:) Happy 2nd anniversary Galeanda, lets hope that for the good of AB and the rest of us you have many more anniversaries. :o)

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Can you describe your house in one word? Home. :o)

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I had a tape with a bluegrass song on it but I don't know who sang it or the name of the song. The lyrics i remember are something like "did i see you kneeling down by the river, reflections takin' me to where I wanna be" I can't find anything with those words but if you want to search through 'bluegrass' lyrics try this link: http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/bluegrass-lyrics/bgl00.html :o)

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What is worse? Ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care. (Sorry, I couldn't resist answering this way, lol). +5 :o)

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If given the opportunity and they knew they could get away with it-Would most men rape? Speaking for myself, no, I would never do that, I value people too much to even think that way. :o)

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Name 5 things that makes you happy? Answering questions like this and then letting you guess the other 4, lol. +5 :o)

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Will you end up being worm food or dust in the wind? Worm food. Chicken eats worm.....human eats chicken......Rumpy Pumpy........Hey Presto, I'm back! (Worzel's theory of Reincarnation). :o)

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Every time I clean my kitchen floor it makes a sticky sound when I walk on it. What can I do> It seems you are either using the wrong detergent to clean it or using too much. Try Flash or a similar brand for floors. :o)

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What clots besides blood? Cream. :o)

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My brother says making a date with someone then cancelling it to go with s/o instead is rude, really? S/o takes priority in my book. :o)

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Why am I only wearing one shoe? You are pretending to be Cinderella. :o)

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What is the first thing you think when I say 'snitch'? I tell my younguns when their nose is running to: 'Wipe their snitch', it's possibly a regional saying. Where I grew up in Liverpool, UK, a 'snitch' was a tell-tale. :o)

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What would you do if I told you NO? Ok, fine by me. :o)

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Do you find it hard not to talk about your ex? I find it very easy not to talk about my ex. :o)

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What is a fact you can give me about the planet Mars? It's very interesting to think NUNYA that they named it after a chocolate bar, lol. :o)

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After 2 years and 4 months I finally made sage! Who wants 6 points? The points don't matter but congratulations Missy and very well done :o)

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My ex is acting indifferent and distant after 3 months of being broke up after 4 years. Why is she like this? Shouldnt the hard feelings have left her by now? Has she moved on like she says she has or is it an act? It sure sounds like she has moved on.......now it's up to you to move on as well.

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In my mums car a light keeps coming up on the instrument panel of a car with a spanner in the middle what does it mean It could mean that it's due a service, mine has a spanner and 20000 miles counting down. :o)

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ARTICFOX700 is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a foxy party in his honour? Many congratulations AF and very well done :o)

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What's the opposite of the metric system? Is there even a name for it? When the UK changed to Metric (curse them for the con it is) we changed from Imperial to Metric. :o)

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Why is it that when I put a lot of thought into an answer, no one gives it points but when I say something like "i do", I get a lot of points for it? Because people go soft when it comes to marriage vows....(I do). lol. +5 :o)

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How do you find the courage to leave someone you love who constantly threatens to kill themselves if you leave, to the point of holding a gun to his head? If you consider that he may be serious and would in fact kill himself, the best thing you could do is get as far away from him as possible in case he decides to take you with him. Telling the relevant authorities about his threats might also be a good idea but from a distance. You are not responsible for him especially when he is using this sort of emotional blackmail.

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Do flies poop? Yes, you will see little dark dots around paintwork, that's fly poop. :o)

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Are you a ninja, pirate, viking, spaceman, cowboy, alien, robot, eskimo, or any variation of the above? <-----Scarecrow. :o)

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I wish I believed in god; Anyone else? Oh go on then. I wish you believed in God as well. :o)

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Where do Jehovah's witnesses come from? From their Mummy's tummys. :o)

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I have never been married. Is anyone else thinking that they will die with the same name they were born with????? (be 43 in 5 days) I will die with the same name but then again I am male. Happy Birthday in advance NUNYA. :o)

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How old are you? Just a bit older than my teeth. :o)

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Do you talk on your cell phone while you are driven? Have you ever had an accident because of it? Nope, never, even before it was against the law.....common sense really. :o)

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If JC died for our sins, has man committed the same sins repeatedly, ever since? He died to rid us of the 'Original sin' committed by Adam and Eve which all of us are born with and can be cleansed with Baptism. :o)

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I am going to write a series of short stories about five girls who are best friends but I don't know what could happen. What do you think? There was a UK comic story that ran for years called 'The four Marys' you may have to do a lot of research if you undertake this so that you do not breach copyright however inadvertantly. :o)

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Guys: if you were getting kicked out of your house in a month, and your girlfriend was trying to help you by helping finding a place, and helping find furniture for cheap because shes gone thru it and you havent, wouldnt you appreciate her trying to help? Yes and I would appreciate it even more if she let me move in with her. :o)

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Is God punishing me? Both of my legs are turning black from the ankle to the knee, it feels as though that I am walking on glass in a fire pit and a screwdriver being jammed into my shins. I think I might have a fever in them and yellow pus drips out of I will be blunt.........see a doctor or you will die!

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Isnt this frustrating?"You have given this member too many positive ratings in the last week. We know you're trying to help, but some of the other members would love to have your input as well!" Yes, it is a form of limiter and seems to work very well. :o)

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I have curly hair and i have really bad bed hair every morning, and usually washing my hair will cause my hair to go back to normal, but I hear that washing your hair everyday will cause early baldness. is there any other method? Washing your hair daily with a mild shampoo will not cause baldness. Have you tried using a spray bottle of water before you brush your hair or even wear a hairnet to bed. :o)

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Can you name a website/web page that you have bookmarked? Thanks! Answerbag :o)

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What do you think of the KKK? Seeing as you have posted this question under, 'nerds, geeks and dorks' I think you've pretty much said it all apart from, filth, dirt and shallow-minded insecure bigots. :o)

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If someone tried to add you as a friend, but you'd never spoken to them or had any contact, and they had no questions and answers in their activity, would you accept them? I only add after some form of 'positive' interaction. (Happy Birthday) :o)

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Can you give me 20 questions Look all around this site and choose any 20 you want free and gratis. :o)

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I don't care about points, but dou you think a lot of my answers don't get any because they are sarcastic? Well.........sarcasm IS the lowest form of wit. :o)

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Should English be the official world language? Is There a need for lingua franca? It's the language I truly understand, so yes! :o)

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Do you think it's a bad thing to just be ALONE without sex/or a partner for over a year? if it's you choice. It's your choice........it's your life. :o)

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Do you think a female could do a good job at being a firefighter? Or is there just some things women shouldn't do. Male or female, I don't care who saves me from a fire, they would be equally well trained. :o)

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I know this may sound like I am over confident in myself but I am very pretty and guys do the most gross things to me and theres nothing i can do about becasue there always on me. i want to tell them to leave me alone but i cant.... Are you an attention seeker? I ask this because of your previous questions.

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I got kissed by this guy. I didnt want to but he basically forced me to. He forced my mouth open with his tongue and licked in mine. I was like squirming around on the wall trying to break free but i couldnt because his chest was on mine. You don't seem to have much luck with guys, first they kiss your breast: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1403373 now this, maybe you should be reporting these/this person/people.

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Postage for first class mail is going up on May 17. How many"forever" stamps do you need to buy for a life time supply? With the way email is taking over, plus other forms of communication it would be a waste of money buying a lifetimes supply because they will be redundant after a time. :o)

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Name 3 things that are different in Europe, then they are in the United States The French and German Prima Donnas who would like to rule the world and frog leg/snail eating. :o)

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Are you a virgin...its just a survey for something. Every time, lol. :o)

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According to you, who is the Honest and Sincere ABer? To me all ABer's are honest and sincere until they prove otherwise. :o)

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How hot is a nuclear reaction It's all here, both hot and cold fusion: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fusion#Hot_fusion :o)

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If there's a small uncontrollable fire, do you try to blow it out, or do you use water, towels, etc? Seeing as the operative word here is 'uncontrollable' I think I would leg it very fast upwind. :o)

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I would like the history of the jelly bean such as who founded it ,what country is there a story behind it? Here you go, follow this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jelly_beans :o)

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Once you die, what do you think you will miss most about life? Not much seeing as I am dead. :o)

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Do you feel different about a 20 year age difference between a man & a woman depending on WHO is the older one? I have no problems with consenting adults. :o)

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If I were looking for you, where would be the best place for me to start? In the middle of a field, doing my job (scaring crows). :o)

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Do you think it was inappropriate of Michelle Obama to wear a sleeveless dress for her first official White House photograph? No, who knows, she may be setting a new trend. :o)

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I found a social security card, not that I would ever do this, but can I sell it, and for how much? Prisons are full of people that do this all be it on a much larger scale.If you got caught they would go through your house and your private life with a fine tooth comb and see what else they can find out you have been up to. It's not worth it, hand it in. :o)

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Imagine your naked in a room with no windows, doors, lights or any objects at all. how do you get out? I don't have to get out, I only 'imagined' I was in the room. :o)

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A cowboy rode in to town on Friday he stayed three days and left on Friday how is this possible? Friday is his horse. :o)

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Why does my monitor shut off, go black for a few seconds and return in Safe Mode? I don't have any virus' nor conficker. Seeing as you have ruled out virus/spyware have you thought of your p.c. overheating, this is usually the most common cause of shutdown/restart. Clean your fan(s) and check they are working. :o)

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Sometimes the more you know about a person, the more you like him/her. But sometimes the more you know the less you like. What has been your experience? 50/50? Something else? Hi Rosie, I came across a bloke once and for some reason I actively disliked him and couldn't figure out why. Since then I have started speaking to him and have even socialised and he is one of the nicest people I have ever met. I told him about my instant dislike of him and he said people are often like that with him and he doesn't know why either. Very strange, it shows that first...

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What do other countries think about the USA positive and negative. As a Brit I am 100% with you. :o)

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The "Do Not Call Registry" protects you from unwanted phone calls. A "Do Not Thank" Registry here on AB would protect you from unwanted thank you comments. Simply register and those of us who thank won't thank you. Yep or Nope? That's a no from me Rosie, it's nice to have an answer acknowledged, but 'thanks' for asking, lol. :o)

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Did you ever notice that "Your question will be posted publicly next to your name, and may be found on Google or other search engines, so post questions carefully!" over your Question box on AB? I just noticed now. Yes, I did know this and it's not a problem to me. :o)

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Do you remember the Monkees? What was your favourite song? Day dream believer. Gives me happy trip down memory lane. :o)

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The gf told me what kind of perfume she likes, would you get what you know she likes or try to find something new? Just doesn't seem as special... "Here is a bottle of something you already have" lol Buy her the perfume she likes AND something else 'special'. :o)

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Have you acted in haste? Yes and many times repented at leisure :o)

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Why do we eat ham on Easter, when Christ, having been a Jew, would not have touched the stuff? Ah, but was Christ a Jew AFTER he rose again or was he a Christ(ian)? :o)

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What is a Wireless-G card? Is this what gives a laptop computer the abilitiy to connect to the internet wirelessly? Yes, you get B/G and N, B is slower than G which is the average one most wireless users use and N is the latest, I haven't tried it yet and I don't know if there are any compatibility issues. ;o)

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Every time I see someone take pills they all seem to toss their head back when swallowing them, but don't when they swallow anything else. Why do you think they do this? So that they don't get stuck in your throat and choke you/give you bad regurgitated taste or burn/damage your gullet. :o)

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In what ways can I put to use my BELLY BUTTON? I already store my Chapstik in there. Undo your belly button and you go off around the room like a deflating balloon......pretty cool, really. :o)

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What is a logical explanation for nakedness? Birth. :o)

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Tsamaya reached Guru level, anybody to join me in congratulating him? I seem to recall already congratulating you Tsamaya but was that for Guru Or Maestro? However, many congratulations (again) and super well done. :o)

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What comes to mind when I say "Hawk"? When I have phlegm in my throat and I want to 'hawk' it up. :o)

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo is a grammatically correct sentence. Do you believe it? I believe it now, thank you wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo :o)

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Piggle is now a sage. Who would to join me in congratulating her? Many congratulations Piggle and very well done. :o)

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Andy likes orange but not purple. He likes torches but not chandeliers. He eats berries but not fruits. Following the same rules, does he like Byron or Keats? Andy likes Byron. He only likes words whose first two letters make separate words: or, to, be, by(ron). :o)

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What do you eat when its just you at home, you're starving, and too lazy to cook? Pot noodle :o)

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How many grains of sand are needed to make it a pile of sand? A couple= 2, a few= 3,4,5, several= 8,9, so therefore I presume a pile would be an small amount you couldn't count and a big pile would be a large amount.........oh well, you get the drift (no pun intended). :o)

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If you knew a woman who allowed her teen daughter boink boys in her room feeling she can't stop her daughter so she will make sure her daughter do it where she can monitor it for safety sake. What do you think, right, wrong, sign of the times? Sign of the times, weak parenting, children rule. It's not good and society will pay in the end.

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Do you "require" anything (such as actual interaction on at least ONE question/answer) when someone makes a friend request, or do you accept everyone who asks? ie: I do a quick review of their activity, and like to have had at least ONE interaction. I agree with you BD, there has to have been some form of 'positive' interaction otherwise it would look like either are 'collecting' friends for some sort of street cred. :o)

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Women and men are not equal. Do you agree? Give reasons to support your answer . Everything between the two balances out. :o)

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If scotts sister weighed 6 pounds 7 ounces when she was born.how many total ounces did scotts sister weigh when she was born? 103 ounces :o)

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Why am I always so tired? Is there anything I can do to change this? More sleep is the obvious answer but have you considered that you are down on vitamins and minerals also iron deficiency causes tiredness, but if in doubt ask a Doctor. :o)

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How do you know who gives a negative rating? You don't know, but at least you can feel better by knowing it doesn't come off your points, just your % and it also comes off the downraters % as well so they are in effect hurting themselves. :o)

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When looking in a newborn baby's eyes do you see sin? No, I see absolute pure innocence. :o)

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How many caps or hats do you have That would be a big zero unless you count hoods on jackets then that would be three. :o)

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Why won't my hotmail account open?? it keeps telling me password invaild,, which in untrue. What I' am doing wrong? Disregarding virus and spyware infections have you considered that somebody may have changed your password? :o)

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Can anyone out there find out who this number belongs to. 940 249 0127 iv tried but can not get nowhere. This site might help you, good luck. http://800notes.com/AreaCode.aspx/1-940 :o)

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What shouldn`t you put in a salad? Dog food! :o)

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Who has the final word? You do as you expire and leave this mortal coil. :o)

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Tsamaya reached Guru level, anybody to join me in congratulating him? Many congratulations Tsamaya and very well done :o)

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How do you delete a yahoo e-mail account address? I want to delete my yahoo e-mail account. I think that if you don't use it for something like 90 days (maybe more) the address expires, just don't use it (at all) ever. :o)

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What might be a good alternative for toilet paper? Good old 'Yellow Pages'. :o)

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Why are girls such sluts? Why are you so judgemental?

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Researchers at Ulster University have found that, if you grow up with sisters in your family, you are more likely to be happy and balanced. Brothers have the opposite effect! What do you make of this? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7977454.stm I grew up with 4 of each so I must be a happy balanced raving lunatic, lol. :o)

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If I walked into the average pub in the UK and asked for a pint and didn't specify, what brand of beer would I most likely be served? Guiness? You would probably be served a pint of house bitter but more likely they would reel off a few choices.....bitter, lager, etc. :o)

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What is located in London's Trafalgar Square? Pigeons :o)

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I have a load of mp3's and want to make a cd with them. My stereo will not play mp3 files. What format will i need to convert them into, or is there any good software i could use that will convert and burn. thanks If you type into your search engine: 'freeware mp3 to cd' you will get a whole load to choose from. :o)

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What's a few things 'mother nature' could have done better? Aborted bin laden and his kind at conception.

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Who is your best friend on answerbag? All who are nice and a few who are special :o)

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How about a big round of applause for the one, the only VladtheUnveiler!!! Let's here it for our newest Guru and the nicest Answerbagger I know! Who would like to help me congratulate him? {{{{{Big Hugs Vlad}}}}} : ) Many congratulations on your rise to gurudom Vlad and so very well done :o)

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I'm scanning my computer and this "Trojan horse adload_r" has come like....40 times. This is bad right? Do I just delete them? (I haven't scanned my computer in about a year, that's probably why there is so many.) Reboot your p.c. in safe-mode by pressing f8 on bootup, choose safe-mode with networking, do all your anti-virus/spyware/adaware scans then (if you use Windows) got to windows live safety scanner and do the FULL safety scan, when you have finished all that, reboot and do your quick scans in normal mode. :o)

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How can I get rid of this spam/virus/malware advertising a bogus spyware removal program that's invaded my computer (please click on the included link to see an image of it)? Malwarebytes (free) works for me Brian. I also use Avast free and adaware free, but Malwarebytes seems to be the best for cleaning those that sneak through. :o)

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Who wants to join me patting myself on the back for making Maestro? Many congratulations Duke and very well done :o)

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Do you get 404 errors when you post answers? Yes, it's just another glitch, I will miss them when they are all fixed, lol. :o)

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What is your Achilles' heel? My children.

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Is anyone else terrified of trees? Whats the technical term for it? Dendrophobia is the fear of trees or the fear of the forest. No I can't say they have ever bothered me :o)

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I heard some people sleep with a pillow between their knee's. What is the purpose of this? To protect their 'bits' or to absorb the smells when they pass wind, but more likely for comfort. :o)

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New to site, asked a question but the only place it shows up is on my profile page not listed in category(solar panels) am I doing something wrong? Trying this post to see what happens? Does it have anything to do with "reference url" what is this? Here is your question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1374239, go to your profile (top right of this or any page and click) you will see the question, click on it and it will take you to the original question page. Hope this helps, welcome to answerbag. :o)

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I am a 50 yr old male . I have been dating 3 other women at the same time for some time. I am unhappy with the situation and feel quilty because I have not been honest with any of them. What should I do? It's time you grew up to match your age.

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Is there a place where you can see how the question/answers you flagged were decided? No, it is decided by CL's and staff but you can question if you disagree via feedback at the bottom of the page. :o)

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Naughty girls or good girls? Either, variety is the spice of life. :o)

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Do you believe that the answer to most questions are right under your nose? Yes, my mouth answers all my questions but my brain tells it to. :o)

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"The Mentalist" has recently started on the telly over here (UK) - we are told that this is the best tv programme since sliced bread! - So far, I am not wildly impressed - what do you think? It's on in a couple of minutes, I watched it last week and got interested near the end, I will give it a go this week to see if I am wasting my time :o)

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How often do you Google words for spelling on AB? I don't, I paid attention at school and it worked for me. :o)

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Punny is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a jokers party in her honour? Many congratulations Punny and very well done :o)

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Punny is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at a jokers party in her honour? Many congratulations Punny and very well done :o)

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Is AB still on the Fritz? Missing answers, images, comments etc.? Or is it just me? AB is still a bit unwell and needs plenty of TLC (tender loving care), bear with it and it will be back to it's normal self eventually. :o)

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Do you think there's anything wrong with cremation? Ozone depletion :o)

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Should i stop...i have met someone and fell in love with him. i am married and so is he. we complete each other and have so much fun. our mates have taken us through hell and high waters. i have 3 kids and thats y im still at home. he doesnt have kids. The grass is usually not greener, either give your marriage your all or get a divorce, but I feel in the long run you will regret it.

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Its rong weigh thyme. Eye yam inn. Yore tern? ˙lol ¿ʎɐs oʇ ǝɯ ʇɔǝdxǝ noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ

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Name an Occupation where you have to start Work early...? Armed forces :o)

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Are you well liked on AB? That is for others to say, not me. :o)

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Do you paint your nails? No, I just hammer them in unpainted :o)

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How close are yo to being a millionaire - or are you one already? Only 999,999 to go but I'm getting there. :o)

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Is there a place where you could swear it was haunted? I don't curse very often but if I saw a ghost I'm pretty sure that I would swear. :o)

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Should Islam be banned inside America Don't you just love it when a provocotive question is written by 'Anonymous'. No, it should not be banned.

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Was I out of line with my answer to this question or pretty darn funny? Note contains bad language Fair answer to a seemingly 'bragging' question. :o)

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Who do you ask for love tips? Myself :o)

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I WANT TO STAND ON ONE SIDE AND OPEN A CURTAIN FROM THE MIDDLE TO BOTH SIDES (THEATER STYLE). You can buy curtain rails with this facility (I have them) you pull a cord at the side fitted to the rail and you can open and close them from the side. :o)

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What's the secret word? Please usually works for me :o)

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Was it a good day for walking today? Yes it was lovely, all the way to the car, lol. :o)

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Can I please have 31 more points to reach level two? the person who gives me the most points will defanetly get plenty of points from me in Future! LOL Asking for points is not allowed.

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Some turd keeps trolling me and downrating my questions for (legitimately) no reason. Any way I can see who's doing this and ask them to quit it? There is no way for you to do this but remember, it does not come off your points only your % and the troller is harming their own % when they downrate. +5 :o)

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Why do some rappers and some other music artists grab their groin area or put their hand over it during performances? Insecure about their manhood :o)

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Are eggs still good 2 days after their expiration date? I've never had problems with eggs over a month out of date, but the smell would tell you if they were 'off'. :o)

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How is bully harmed? How bully get beat up? One day they pick on the wrong person. :o)

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这个我不太清楚?.... What don't you really know? :o)

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If fish could talk, what would they say? Bloop! :o)

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Who is still here? I have no idea anymore. I'm not gone. :o)

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Did unicorns really exist? I think the keyword here is 'mythological'. :o)

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Is your avatar REALLY you?? If its not you, why dont you put one up that IS of you? This avatar is the real me.....honestly. :o)

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Ni hui jiang yingyu ma? I do indeed speak English :o)

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Guys: How would you feel if a girl told you you suck in bed? She would have to go, I hate liars :o)

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Do you belive in the end of the world? It WILL happen one day.

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Something your Dentist may say to you...? You should have brushed and flossed, I think you have mouth cancer :o(

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Why does the Mayan Calendar end in 2012? If you look at it another way, the Mayans weren't clever enough to predict 'World's end' or something similar because they couldn't even predict their own end. :o)

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I was at a restaurant salad bar and saw a roach crawling around the tomatoes. I didn't eat any salad but i did eat what i ordered. What would you have done? Report them the the health people :o(

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Have you ever had a question that you couldn't find an answer to? I would assume all questions have an answer even if it's, 'I don't know!' :o)

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When i drive my car there is a slight nocking coming from the rear of my car. ive checked the damper and its not that so what else could it be. Rear wheel bearing gives a light knock to start with then obviously gets worse with time.

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Have you ever not been fishing? I have never not been fishing :o)

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I am a lesbian do you care? Just thought i would come out..tonight. :) It's totally your business, if you are happy that is all that counts :o)

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If i invited you to my house for the day would you come? No! I've heard about the, "Do you want a sweetie little boy/girl/scarecrow", I'll give it a miss if you don't mind. :o)

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My son-in-law has been cheating on my daughter. She threw him out and now he says he is not coming back and it was here decision to end it. What a crock! He just didn't have the guts to do it himself! I really need some revenge for my child. Help! Revenge and hatred only eat away at you, be thankful she has got rid of this despicable person and be there to help her pick up the pieces when she needs you. +5 :o)

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Name one other word that means see Vision :o)

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Has anyone been able to successfully change their avatar yesterday or today? I've tried and tried; it won't work for me! People on here get to know you by your name and avatar, why would you want to change it....just a thought. +5 :o)

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My bush 32" widescreen tv has a big green circle on the screen and a wide blue ring around the green circle. is it worth having it fixed or should i buy a new one? it is about 4 yrs old. A magnet has been placed near it, maybe from loudspeakers or something like that, it needs degaussing, (technical)it shouldn't cost too much. I used a magnet myself once to clear the problem on one of mine, you mustn't touch the glass with it, just hold it close. :o)

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What do you vomit into? A frying pan then it can be re-cooked. Waste not want not, lol. :o))

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Are you normal or just completely mad? I am completely normally mad. :o)

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Its Answer Bag Sexy Avatar Weekend - dare you join in...? LOLS I'll have a go, lol.

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Would anyone like to join me in congratulating Babycakes on her second ABiversary? Hey Babycakes congratulations on your second anniversary an many more to come. :o)

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Do you want to or don't you want to? So many choices, so little time. Go on then you can choose for me. :o)

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Name Something you might find in a Field...? My ex, chewing the cud. (I know, it's naughty of me). :o)

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What are three words that you dread? Its terminal cancer :o(

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Why is it inherently easy for so many people to make eye contact in a conversation? When having an interview it is always best to make eye contact, this isn't easy for everybody so a tip is to look at a point just over their left shoulder. Just thought I would pass this bit of useless information on :o)

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What goes through your mind when you see outdoor holiday decorations still there, many months after the holiday has passed? Sadness, it's like dead flowers on a grave :o(

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If you found a wallet with $1000 in it and you knew that it belonged to a rich person would you return it? Yes, rich or poor makes no difference, I have a conscience to live with :o)

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Define computer Define computer..............................PLEASE! :o(

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If insects were much larger, wouldn't they probably rule the planet? I googled and found this: Let's think about what the word equivalent means. If for an ant to lift 10 times its weight is "equivalent" to, or the same as, a human lifting 10 times its weight, then that must mean that if an ant were to grow as big as a human it would still be able to lift 10 times its weight. In other words, a 200 pound ant could lift 2000 pounds over its...

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How in the world could $53,000 a week not cover someones weekly expenses?? this refers to:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29760888/?gt1=43001 Because she is asking for an exhorbitant amount she should be penalised with a $0 dollar award as punishment for her taking the p*ss :o)

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Other than hitting a ball, What can you use a bat for? It's against the law to handle a bat unless you are qualified, they are a protected species. :o))

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Can you Bark? Woof! :) No, you silly sausage, Scarecrows can't bark. :o)

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Please help me to congratulate engineer is Terminator on becoming a Maestro? Congratulations and very well done :o)

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What is the most irritating word in the dictionary? Itch, scratch and of course irritating :o)

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Drum roll please... Who would like to wish our lovable Phillis a Birthday greeting on this March 19th, 2009? Let me be the first, have a wonderful Birthday my friend and many, many more! Many happy returnips Phillis :o)

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Do you think it's worth it to pay for games you play online? No, there are so many free games, why pay? :o)

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It's my one year anniversary on Answerbag. Who wants to celebrate with me and a brew or two? Oh, go on then, mines a well brewed pint of beer. Congratulations on your 1st anniversary skeeter and many more to come :o)

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How many years until you hit 50? I'm into my second 50 now :o)

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The 'little fella' downstairs is feeling Rejected, Neglected and Dejected - any words of Comfort for him...? Little fella, meet (h)andy, you'll get on well together :o)

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Im madly in love wiv dis lad bt i dnt fink he feels the same nd i dont knw how 2 tell him wht shud i du r say? Parlez vous English?

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What is something that Dangles? Chuck Berry's 'ding-a-ling'. :o)

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How do you send a complete picture cd by email If you .zip or.rar file it it will probably be rejected by the filters on most email programs marking it as a possible virus. Try using pando, you can send up to 1gb.....here's the link: http://www.pando.com/ I hope this helps :o)

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Would you congratulate our very own 'Jay -was here ' on his 2nd year AB Anniversary ? Congratulations Jay and a very happy AB Anniversary . Congratulations Jay and many more to come :o)

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My friend Blackberry made it to Maestro! Does anyone want to join me in congratulating him? Congratulations Blackberry! ☺ Many congratulations Blackberry and very well done :o)

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Have you ever tried dipping French fries in brown gravy? If not, does it sound like something you would try? Curry sauce for me :o)

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If a man hypothetically had a pig's face, a fly's wings, bat ears, a pig face, and an eel growing out of his forehead, would women find him attractive? With two pig faces how can any women resist him :o)

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Yyyiiipppeeeeeeee i have made it to sage. thank you to everyone. Many congratulations catty and very well done :o)

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I bought a used XBOX 360 but can't do anything because I don't know the parental control password. How do I reset the password? Hi nathan, I googled a bit and found this, I hope it helps: HACK: Parental Control Unlocking -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of your friends set your parental control on your xbox to "G" and now you can't watch Basic Instinct for the 135th time? Locked out of Halo just when you were gonna beat "The Maw"...

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The United States, in a reversal of Bush administration policy, has decided to sign on to a UN declaration that calls for the decriminalization of homosexuality, the State Department said on Wednesday. Your reaction? See LINK: I am straight but I have never viewed homosexuality as a crime, in fact it is ridiculous to think that way......live and let live. :o)

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What do you think what is your main purpose here on AnswerBag? I enjoy it here :o)

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Christians only please: What are your honest, deep down feelings or opinions of atheists? I respect their right to believe/or not, it's their choice as my religion is my choice. :o)

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Does anyone actually die painlessly? Regardless of whether its natural causes, suicide or murder?I know I know, nobodys come back to tell us! Bang head........Coma...........die........only the banged head hurts. :o)

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Has a hair color ever offended you? Sky blue pink with yellow polka dots does nothing for me. (Great on a clown). :o)

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Have you ever had someone come to your door and want to share their religion to you? Yes, did it work?....Nope! :o)

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Who loves Michael Jackson? He's very talented but love him?.......Nope! :o)

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WHEN IS IT POLITE TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE WHEN THEY ARE READING A NEWSPAPER. When it's on fire.....a dropped cigarette would ruin their whole day :o)

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Are you wearing anything green? No, I'm not an Irish Scarecrow :o)

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I want to name my son Huckleberry. Whenever I tell someone this they laugh. What's wrong with Huckleberry? He will be 'hounded' all his life :o)

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What’s a movie or TV show that has a horse or has horses? Mr Ed :o)

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I went to the bank and the teller gave me $50 too much in cash. I noticed it and took it back. What would you have done in that same situation? I always return overpayments, even from shops etc, and if I order goods mail-order and get the order duplicated I return it, I have to live with my conscience for a long time and it's just not worth it :o)

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Yyyiiipppeeeeeeee i have made it to sage. thank you to everyone. Many congratulations CL and very well done :o)

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Who's smarter?A person having good knowledge on maths or a person having good knowledge of life? Maths is very admirable but life's experiences are worth their weight in gold :o)

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For St. Pattys Day, Can you tell me the name of something Green that is bigger than a pencil eraser but smaller than a house? The jolly green giant.....corny, I know! :o)

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If you could choose your life span, how many years would you give yourself? Infinite with an opt out clause :o)

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Can a woman propose? If so, what happens in terms of getting an engagement ring? I would say if the man accepts then the status quo resumes and he buys the ring. :o)

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Did anyone throw a party for Rocket for reaching Sage? Well I will anyway!! Yea Rocket!!! Many congratulations Rocket and very well done :o)

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How do you get rid of toothache? If you leave it, it may well cause such a severe infection that may prove fatal, so obviously the dentist is your best bet apart from very painfully tying a rope to your tooth and a 10 ton truck and letting it drive off :o)

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Should you be allowed, to let people smoke, in your establishment, without government interference? Yes, but even here in the UK it is banned in all establishments, it is putting a lot of pubs and bars out of business :o)

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Would you put leeches on a bad infection? It has been trialed with specially bred maggots in a dressing and they have worked very well on some stubborn abscesses and wounds, but I don't think leeches would help :o)

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Is there anyone you truly hate? Apart from bin laden and his type, I would have to say no!

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The earth is small so what are we? Miniscule :o)

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Shall we have a party for Violet... She reached Sage... Care to join me in congratulations? Many congratulations Violet and very well done :o)

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How can i find out who is downrating me,it has happened a couple of time tonight and i would just like to know , if the questions i ask , offends them or if it is me personally they don't like? No Jimmy, you can't find out who's DRing you, if you could it would probably cause 'revenge' wars. Take it from me, we ALL get DR'd for no apparent reason and sometimes quite often on the run, don't let it bother you, it doesn't affect your points, only your % but it also affects the % of the downrater so they are in effect also hurting themselves. +5 to ease...

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HOW CAN I KNOW IF MY GIRLFRIEND STILL LOVE HER EX Ask her. It will open up conversation and debate and one way or the other sort things out :o)

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If this is the question what is the answer? Good question! (That's the answer) :o)

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Name 1 thing you would find on a farm <-------Me! World's finest live Scarecrow :o)

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Would you help me congratulate our Spicy Hot for making to Maestro? Many congratulations SH and very well done :o)

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My friend Drasifbly has reached the Sage! Would you like to join me in congratulating him? Many congratulations Drasifbly and very well done :o)

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If your house was on fire, what two things would you try to save not including people? Two things?........Let me see, oh yes, the house and the car, that should cover it, lol. :o)

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I believe I just achieved the level of Maestro,thanks to everyone for bringing me this far! Many congratulationd paw and very well done :o)

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My 10 year old dog has developed a fear of the microwave. He's never had a problem with it before now, but for some reason is terrified of it now! He shakes uncontrollably and jumps up in my lap, or It may be leaking microwaves around the door seals and the dog is being affected by it. Try your dog around a different microwave. If it is leaking waves then there is a potential health risk. :o)

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I find many men are gay, many women are Bi and the rest of us are straight. Opinions? Welcome to the Human Race. :o)

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Name a food with 3 leters in its name? I need to go for a 'pea'. :o)

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Should all women stay at home to raise the children while the husband, assuming there is one, goes out to support the family? No, either the woman OR the man could look after the children. Whatever works for the family :o)

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Which baby animals would you like to hold in you arms, knowing that they won't harm you since they're babies? The human animal as a baby, they are so cuddly and they don't cause harm until they are older :o)

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Who wants to congratulate LynfromNM, our Community Leader, for reaching the Guru title? Good job, LynfromNM! Many congratulations Lyn, so very well deserved :o)

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Has the world ever had a time of total peace? (don't even think of Eden--this isn't a biblical question) When the Meteor hit........bye bye dinosaurs :o)

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Are you more of a random person, or a predictable one? More likely and organised person :o)

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Describe your emotion in one word right now? Happyfilarious. :o)

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Who would like to join me in wishing sm00z a very happy birthday today 3/15/09? Many happy returnips Sm00z, have a nice day :o)

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Do you ever feel like the "Black Sheep" of AB? Nope just a Scarecrow :o)

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At Which place was the first time you sawed your love? Would that be a chainsaw, a ripsaw or some other type. Could you please be more specific. :o)

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What are you not going to do today? I'm not going to answer this question.............oops! :o)

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A guy I know feels the Holocaust wouldn't have happened if the Jews weren't 'such big whiners', and claims that it was their own fault. I think he's an idiot, what are your thoughts? You are right, he IS an IDIOT! :o)

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If you could paint the moon, sun, stars, sky, and clouds, what colors would you choose? Natures done quite a good job already, I wouldn't dream of changing them :o)

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Cotton is now a SAGE!!! Lets give him a PaRtY & say CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS!!! Many congratulations Cotton and very well done :o)

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I dont usually say a lot to girls and when they talk to me i don't say anything bac. How do i prove i like thm even tho i don't say anything bac. That would be pretty difficult :o)

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Where does the tooth fairy live Down the root canal :o)

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How many different AB accounts do you have? There's only one me! :o)

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Do you feel sorry for formerly rich people who lost everything in stocks or bad investments? Have you ever meet one who is homeless? I doubt that. ;) Anybody who falls because of this credit crunch gets my sympathy .It will hit the rich much harder than the poor because they have so much further to fall, however it will give them a taste of how the rest of us live........a lesson learned. :o)

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Who here is waiting till marriage to have sex? I am just curious. OOPS! Too late. :o)

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Samantha (Bewitched) or (I Dream of) Jeannie? I suppose because Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha) is dead and Barbara Eden (Jeannie) is still alive I would have to go for Jeannie :o)

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What would be your first reactions when u heard that somebody doesn't have any friends? & y? I immediately thought of that German teenager (the loner) who killed all those schoolchildren and teachers yesterday. :o(

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Help us seek revenge! My boyfriend's worthless roommate uses everyone's stuff and never cleans or buys anything. Worst of all we've seen him drink our milk directly from the bottle, ugh! What are the best ways to teach him a lesson he'll never forget? Afew drops of 'clove oil' in the milk will cure that part of your problem :o)

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Do you drink tea with or without milk/cream? Milk no sugar (please) :o)

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I believe in the God and the Goddess, but my proof is only subjective (I feel them, but I don't necessarily expect everyone to do the same.) As long as I don't try to convert you, is this enough evidence for you to at least accept my beliefs? It's absolutely your own business and I accept that :o)

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I get blackouts but i dont faint! i know when its going to happen 2-3 mins before it does bc i get symtoms but ive been to an eye doc and got my blood dont nothings wrong, why am i getting these blackouts It could be anything from a form of epilepsy to a brain tumour, a full check-up is needed, this is not normal.

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What can you hold without using your hands Your breath :o)

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YAY!!>>I... I made SAGE!!! ... and i did it before Pompey Dave..LOL Many congratulations kitiara and very well done :o)

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What is another name for "husband" OR "wife"? Cockney rhyming slang: 'Trouble and strife' (Wife) :o)

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What would you think if you saw a man wearing lots of bangles on both arms They are not bangles, they are handcuffs, he has escaped a LOT of times :o)

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Question for people who believe in the hereafter, will our pets be with us after death? Sure hope so, love my Spunky! It's not called Paradise/Heaven for nothing, so my answer must be yes :o)

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Do you come from a large family? If yes, how many siblings do you have? 4 brothers and 4 sisters, yep. that's a big family and I wouldn't change it for the world :o)

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Would you want to be a Millionaire...? Most very definitely. :o)

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Okay, what do you really dip those french fries in when no one is looking? Lashings of salt and vinegar on my 'chips' :o)

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Do you like your coffee ground or chopped into iddy biddy little pieces? Instant granules....so much easier :o)

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Why are the haters of Jesus dr'n my Questions?I have never dr'd you. It happens often, maybe they want to see how forgiving you are. +5 :o)

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My friend and I keep fighting over silly little things every day and then we make up...........its getting the both of us down............what should we do ???? NEED HELLP You have someone to talk to......your friend, between you you should be able to 'agree to disagree' about certain things and still keep your friendship. If not then it isn't a true friendship :o)

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Do you have a front and back garden Front and back :o)

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Sex is banned ! What are you going to do now? Become a 'Thrill seeker'. :o)

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You had your arm amputated. It was for a really boring reason and you're too embarrassed at how boring it is. So, you decide to make up a story for how your arm got amputated. What is your story? I donated it to a guy who had no arms along with a leg and a kidney :o)

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I hate my mom, like really really hate her! do you hate yours? I just wish she was still alive, there is so much left unsaid :o(

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Friend 'strange1' has just made sage. Moving up fast. Will all my friends give congratulations? Many congratulations s1 and very well done :o)

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Would you please join me in congratulating my friend Sosueme in attaining the level of Guru!!! Great Work!! Very exciting!! Many congratulations on reaching Guru Sosueme and very well done :o)

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HOW DO LIGHTING RODS PROTECT BUILDINGS FROM LIGHTING? The rod attracts the lightning and channels it to earth therefore, no damage to the building :o)

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What is Italy famous for? A broken building :o)

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Do you like boiled cabbage? Yes and I drink a mug of the 'cabbage water' it was cooked in with added pepper, yum, full of vitamins! :o)

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What does your friends say when you tell them you need glasses and need to wear them all the time? If they are true friends they will not comment negatively :o)

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Are you looking at your computer screen now, what you see there. Do you know it's uncanny, I am seeing......Are you looking at your computer screen now, what you see there. :o)

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "Freebie"? One that has escaped the hive. (Think about it) :o)

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If a guy says "i love you" later in a relationship and you care quite a lot about him but not ready to say it back, what is an appropriate response that is still on the same level? "I'm working on it too". :o)

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I told my bf my friend wanted to get me something for my b-day. He said "doesn't he have something else to do with his check? How many hours a week does he work anyway? He needs to worry about buying his girlfriend something" What's wrong with him? He's jealous and feeling threatened, does he have any reason to be? If not then he is insecure in your relationship. I hope it all gets sorted out for you :o)

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Do I have to show my picture? Would you want me to? It's not necessary but as you can see on the left, I have posted mine, lol. :o)

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The light at the end of the tunnel turned out to be.............................................? The end of the birth canal :o)

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USA or UK....why? UK, free healthcare, nice people (generally). USA, nice people (generally) :o)

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My ex boyfriend gives me signs that he wants me back, even though he broke it off like he stares at me, he comes up to me to always let it be known that he's there, and he watches my every move. If he still wants to be with me, why won't he just say that? In case you say 'no' :o)

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If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do, and how would you spend the day? It would be just my luck to 'get my period' :o(

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Can someone tell me happy birthday? :( Many happy returnips to you broken :o)

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I am a new Christian who has never married, but have been out of the "dating scene" for a long time. Is it common practice among true believers to "date" persons of interest, or do Christians do things differently? When Cupid draws that bow and lets the arrow flow straight through your heart, sensibilities go out the window and the differences are the things that add spice to the relationship. :o)

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Should racist people be considered disabled? More likely they are under-educated :o)

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Can u fall in love at 13 Yes and at 14, 15, 18, 30, 50, 80 and so on :o)

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Do you check your smoke detectors to make sure they work? Mine have a flashing light and beep when the batteries are low :o)

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You know you're poor when...? Someone breaks into your house and gives you a tv and stereo :o)

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Does anyone actually serve crumpets with tea in the UK? Yep, my good lady and myself enjoy crumpets with tea or coffee :o)

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What is your favorite vegetable to grow? Turnips, they are great when I need a spare head or two :o)

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Will you raise you hands if you are happy? I must be unhappy because I can't raise them and type at the same time, lol........Yep, I am very happy :o))

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What goes through your mind when you see new fallen snow? Oh no! I've got to drive in that :o)

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Has anybody ever used a program calle Comic Life? I want to use a "speech bubble" on the photo with this program. Is it a good program? I never heard of it. I have used it once, it's more of a novelty program, great for kids to design their own comic books, but I have filed it away, who knows I may come back to it if I can find a use for it. :o)

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What is the easiest question , which can be answered by every one? This one :o)

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind for the state of Alaska? Ok, you 'ask her' and let me know what she says :o)

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How many balls can you juggle with? One ball, but I'm very good at it :o)

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How do you feel about hamburgers? It's good to 'hug' a hamburger, that's what I always say, lol. :o)

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When we went to las vegas last year at check in at the mgm grand we were given a hotel towel... we are going again this year and wondering what were we supposed to do with the towel? To wipe your sweaty hands/brow when you are gambling :o)

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Is it an insult to be referred to as the "red headed step-child?" It does sound a bit off-hand as if you are an add-on that doesn't really count :o)

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What does ROFL stand for? Rolls on the floor laughing :o)

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Is it exciting to get to Level 80 or not? I'll tell you in 300 years time, lol. :o)

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What is your favorite childhood memory? My birth, I wouldn't have missed it for the world, lol. :o)

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Do you have a maid or butler? No, but my wife does........me! lol :o)

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Obama Drinks Beer During NBA Game: Is it okay for President Obama to Drink Beer in Public? Yes as long as he hides the label. No free advertising. :o)

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If the Human race vanished from Earth tomorrow, what species of animal would thrive? My ex, believe me, she's not human :o)

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Is there a way to get a positive feedback all the time from a guest checking out of a hotel? Just get them to give a plus + or minus - as the feedback with no comments and then you can change all minus into plus with the stroke of a pen...........clever old Worzel :o)

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How many different names can you call a boss? As many as you like as long as he/she doesn't hear you :o)

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Nature's Great Events 9pm BBC1, is it enough to make you stop asking/answering? I have it on now in the background .......I wouldn't want to be a sardine :o)

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On average how much walking do you do in a week? To the car and back.............shame on me :o(

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What would happen if I were to swallow my chewing gum? You will get joined together boingy poo :o)

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Do you believe in the theory of parallel universes? I believe in the possibility :o)

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Do girls lie to their bf? Some do and it's the same with some the other way around :o)

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I would like to sell my body. Would you be interested in placing a bid? Sorry, I have no more room in my freezer :o)

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My boyfriend is a mess, he is dirty and messy and he does not clean after himself, is this going to change with age (he's 26) or is this going to go on forever? (because i am dumping him if this goes on) You seem to have already made your decision and you probably already know your answer.

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Would you pay more for an item because it is "green" or good for the environment? Nope!

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Name Something you can Lock...? Chastity belt........or is that unlock. :o)

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Do you know any adults who are immature? All of us at times :o)

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Who is prettier than an Irish or Irish/descent woman with red hair, green eyes, and pale skin with freckles? <------Worzel competes well, lol. :o)

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What might be a good age to start experimenting with drugs? Around 90 years old, they might help you live longer, if not spice up your remaining years :o)

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Which Movie Star would make the next best SuperMan? Will Smith :o)

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Whats a car without wheels? Spare parts :o)

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What goes through a deer's head when they see headlights coming toward them? A few seconds later, their rear end. :o)

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Do you think women who breast feed in public are odd? No, it's natural :o)

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How close is the closest tree to your house? Mine is about 10 feet. Big Fir Tree. I have 2 Sycamores at the end of my 100 foot rear garden :o)

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What exactly does antidisestablishmentarianism mean? This word also rolled around in the 1960's and at that time as I recall the 'Hippies' claimed to be antidisestablishmentarianites, but it was probably a misuse of the word because I believe it to be church related. :o)

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Who else besides myself thinks it's silly to have the word "COAT" in your AB member name? No, it's fine by me :o)

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Do you think it's wrong to keep tabs on your 15 year old son? Or do you think it's invading his privacy? If more parents kept 'tabs' on their children there would be less kids getting up to serious mischief. :o)

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Can you name a Beast of Burden? Me on shopping day :o)

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If someone wrote a book about you, what would it be called? Worzel H Gummidge I came from the straw. :o)

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Which weighs more,a pound of feathers or a pound of gold? Both the same but the Gold has more value :o)

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Just for fun - If you HAD to get a part of your Face pierced, where would it be...? 'Fun' and face 'pierced' just doesn't work for me, lol. :o)

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What is something you need to add an egg to, before cooking/baking? Myself along with bacon and sausages. I can't get started without a good breakfast :o)

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Yahoo answers ppl are saying its better there and the ppl over here are saying anwerbag is better. can anyone convince me with good reasons You must form your own opinions. However, welcome to answerbag, you'll love it here :o)

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If I own something that is essential for other people to live, like medicines, and I know that I have made it impossible for them to afford it, am I responsible for their death? With your knowledge and understanding of this situation you must take responsibility (either way) :o)

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I am the begining of eternity, the end of time and space; the begining of every end, and the end of every place. what am i? The 5th letter of the alphabet :o)

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How much 'metal' do you have on you RIGHT NOW???... could be gold... silver... steel... WHAT-SO-EVER... Several fillings (amalgem) and three gold crowns :o)

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Im 18 and my recent bf tells me these storys about how he has told his ex that once after a fight he wanted to pour gas on her and light her on fire but he didnt mean it. What should i do about this and how should i feel? It sounds like he is warning you not to p*ss him off and if he is doing this, I personally would have nothing to do with him anymore.

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Do you display an American flag outside of your home? No, but then again I do live in the UK :o)

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Shrimp or Crab Legs? Human legs, it's just the way I walk :o))

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Did you have a rocking horse as a child? Yes and it went to the rag and bone man, he gave me a goldfish for it................it would be worth a fortune as an antique now :o)

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Ever have answerbag say your flagged answer was not legitimate, when you feel it is? Yes, but that's life :o)

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What is the one thing you always take your hat off for? I dont wear a hat :o)

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I recently found this website to buy a ps3 but seems too good a deal to be legit. The site is www.shooooes.com i was just wondering if this site is legit or not. I don't know if this will help, see the link: http://www.boyaskgirl.com/Servicelist.aspx

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What do lions like to eat? People amongst other things but hopefully NOT Scarecrows :o)

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Hi my daughter is 2 years and 3 months and still has a dummy. she dribbles alot with her dummy or with out. sometimes she gets a rash but a blister kind of spot has appeared now. i try to take the dummy away but she soons wants it back. how can i get rid? Put a little 'Stop and grow' nail biting liquid on it and after a while she will develop an aversion to it :o)

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How many megabytes in a gigabyte, please? 1,024 :o) http://egret.net/kb__mb.htm

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IT'S A PARTY!!! My good friend mistys is turning 31 yrs old! Having a SuRpRiSe BiRtHdAy PaRtY!! C-H-E-E-R-S to you mistys!!! Will you join me in wishing her a happy birthday? Thanks!!! Many happy returnips mistys :o)

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What do you need to wipe someone's tears? Compassion, understanding and a box of Kleenex :o)

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If you knew for a fact that you could get away with it would you cheat on your spouse or significant other? That would be a very big NO! :o)

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Who is the Most Selfish Person you have Ever Met? My ex-wife, in fact her whole family are so narcissistic and full of themselves it would be unbelievable if I hadn't seen it for myself. :o)

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Who thinks their cat is weird? I think so! Am I alone on this? Why should you think my cat is weird, lol :o)

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What are some fun things to do when your with your friends, we are always bored... Ring a doorbell and run away :o)

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Do you live for yesterday, today or tomorrow? Yesterday has gone, tomorrow can take care of itself, I always live for today for it may be the last day I live :o)

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What is it like to be drunk? You will love the feeling then the next day you will absolutely hate the feeling :o)

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Why do people fear death, when death fears no-one? I think it's more a fear of the mode of death, i.e. painful, also the unknown in the hereafter :o)

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Please, Help! Not enough information.....sorry.

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I am 15 and have been thinking about having a baby.... Any advice or suggestions? Wait until you grow up and judging by this question wait another 20 years :o)

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If you got suspended from AB: 1-would you cry? 2-would it ruin your day? 3-would you try to get reinstated? I would take my punishment like the good Scarecrow that I am :o)

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Name something that can be made by hand A baby, but you need a turkey baster and a willing female volunteer also :o)

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Does your feet stink? Nope!

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How to make my self more attractive? Self esteem, if you feel ggod about yourself it radiates out to others :o)

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Are you loved or hated? I am sure that there are some who dislike or even hate me but my philosophy is that it is their loss. Life is too short to be wasted worrying about it. :o)

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Does life getter better after high school? It gets shorter, enjoy it whilst you can :o)

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Falling off a building onto a bush full of tarntulas or nothing to break your fall Tarantulas and they would have to take their chances :o)

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What is something that is in a spiral shape? A sperm when it's swimming :o)

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Ok my family is racist against blacks and well im falling in love with a black guy. My family has said if you ever date a black dude we will dis own you. What should i do? Follow your heart but use your head. I have no time for racists, they are shallow and inferior but in the end you have to make your own decision. :o)

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Do you think freezing your body (Cryonics) to be brought back to life in the future works?..And would you pay the $80,000-$150,000 to have it done? No, there's no future in it :o)

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Is there an Avatar of an AB user that you like very well? What is it and whom does it belong to? Name as many as you'd like. Rince's avatar, apparently it's a good likeness, lol. :o)

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Would anyone like to congratulate our own Rosie GHM jetpacker on making the long ascent to Genius status? I would love to congratulate genius Rosie on becoming a Genius. Brilliant Rosie and so very well done :o)

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What are the complications of taking Viagra? If it gets stuck in your throat you get a stiff neck :o)

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Does anyone have any information on how to construct a real working time machine? Several bottles of spirits (whisky/brandy/vodka etc) and you will move forward several days in time with nothing in between :o)

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Other than a pin, what sharp object would you use to pop a bunch of balloons? My ex's tongue would do them all with one sharp lash :o)

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If aliens came down and produced 100% proof that the only god that exists is a one armed fairy called robert would you stop believing in the Bible/Quran? remember 100%proof! They would have to prove they are aliens and even then I would stick with 'Faith' :o)

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Every time I get out of my car the door shocks me. Why is that? An anti-static strip on the rear of your car will help or hold the door BEFORE you leave the car and continue holding it whilst you step out will stop the shocks :o)

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Do teenagers really know what love is? Every time, lol. :o)

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Should essential services, such as water, transport, energy, etc, be taken into public ownership, to ensure that everyone is given access to these essential services as cheaply as possible, if not free? They were public owned in the UK until dictator M Thatcher and her party privatised everything and sent the country on a downward spiral, the cost to take them back would be almost impossible.

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Cancelled or canceled? I write canceled, I see no point in wasting another 'l' when one will suffice :o)

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Have you ever turned to Satan for any 'impartial' advice or moderate 'assistance' when things aren't going as smoothly as they should? No, and I never would.

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Will you Please help me Congratulate our newest SAGE, my philospher .genius Artist friend Marguerite? Many congratulations Marguerite and very well done :o)

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Tuesday, Feb. 24, is National Pancake Day. Did you have pancakes for breakfast? Yes, it's Shrove Tuesday, time to pig yourself before Lent begins, yes, we had pancakes today....yummy! :o)

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By looking at your avatar or your user name, Is there a way to tell if you are male or female? I have to click into each users name to find out M or F. We should us a M or F in our user name to let others know. NUNYA~F. LOL Worzel~S (scarecrow) :o)

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What are the similiarities between Wife and Nuclear bomb? I might, just maybe, survive the bomb, but the Wife.............:o)

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Is Obama a war monger for continuing the War in Afghanistan? Nope.

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Green eyed girls or blue eyed girls? Yes please! :o)

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Why is everyone on AB so superficial? It takes one to know one :o)

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Will you join me in wishing dea_ex_machina a very happy Birthday? Many happy returnips dea :o)

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Can you name a fruit that ripens from green to red? I'm colourblind I always thought it was red to green.....you learn something new every day. lol :o)

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Autum"? Autumn leaves..........Winter arrives :o)

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How do I become a car reposser Learning how to spell 'repossessor' will help with the legal paperwork.

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If you hold unto your tongue and say your name what did it sound like you said? (just for fun) "Worthel".....sounds about right,lol. :o)

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My dear friend Babycakes has become a Genius! Who would care to join me in offering her congratulations, much love, prayers, all of our support and many hugs? Many congratulations Babycakes on reaching Genius level. My best wishes and prayers are with you.

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If you were the ice-cream man, what song would you play? I was the ice-cream man for many years and my tune selector was stuck on, 'girls and boys come out to play'........after a million times of that it's little wonder I can't stand that tune or ice-cream anymore :o)

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What is a Humuhumunukunukuapua'a? Picasso triggerfish :o)

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When is the last time you went for a walk in the country? I live surrounded by countryside and I appreciate every blade of grass,trees,flowers and wildlife and spring is just around the corner :o)

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What would you hate to wake up and find in bed with you? My ex, it would mean I'd only been dreaming this lovely life I have now. :o)

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Is bottled water good for plants? Remember to take it out of the bottle first the little plants can't do it for themselves :o)

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Do you ever accidentally blow on ice cream or other cold stuff before eating it? No, but I have ate hot stuff without blowing.......ouch! :o)

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How many people are afraid of ghosts? I would have to see one to know if I was afraid, I would probably be curious about it then doubt that I had ever really seen it :o)

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Why are Laplanders so hated in America? I don't think they do unless..........they kidnapped Santa :o)

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If a stranger punched you in the face what would you do? Immediate retaliation.

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If you came back early and caught your boy friend prancing around in your roommates bra & panties what would you say or do? I would go to his room and prance around in 'HIS' roommates jocks and see how he reacts :o)

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Whats something you refuse to eat for breakfast? A Bulls testicles :o(

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What does it means if your a heavy drinker alcoholic and the urine contains trace of blood? Blood in urine: Introduction Blood in the urine is called "hematuria" and may indicate quite severe problems. Bleeding can arise within the urinary system in areas such as the kidneys, bladder, prostate or other parts of the urinary tract. Blood in urine may appear as reddening or darkened urine or other urine color changes such as smoky, orangish or pinkish hues. Visible streaks of...

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Did you do something new to your hair? <-----What do you think,lol :o)

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Do you believe in yourself? I think therefore I am.......yup I do :o)

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Is there a right way to break-up? Any breakup causes some form of pain to one or both parties. :o)

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Electric Cars, Gas Cars, Chip Fat powered cars? What's better for the environment than the everyday petrol car..? A bicycle, lol :o)

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Can you name something that has horns? An orchestra :o)

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WHEN YOUR ADULT TEEN TURNS 18 AND HE IS OUT OF HOUSE AND DONT WANT HIM BACK. HE IS VIOLATING OUR REQUEST. WHAT ARE OUR RIGHTS TO KEEP HIM OUT. In the UK you can get a court injunction to stop him :o)

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Name something you may drink from the Bottle...? Baby milk/formula :o)

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Is calling someone who is Japanese a "Jap" offensive? However, calling me a Brit is 'ok', I don't mind at all, it all seems too politically correct to me.

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Urgent help please!!! Read my answer. Need help on how to confront parents. Thanks!!! Wait until you are 18.....it's the law and you are breaking it.

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Would you go to your ex's funeral? Yes!

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Are you a "leg, breast, butt or pretty face" kind of man? All the above and the rest :o)

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What is the biggest turnon for you in a girl When she willingly leaves me with the 'remote control', so I can 'turn on ' for myself :o)

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Name an Occupation that requires a Horse...? Laundry worker for drying clothes. 'Clothes horse' :o)

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Name something with a Collar...? Vicar/Priest :o)

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What's your name? Hi Deanna/Ricki, Worzel welcomes you to answerbag :o)

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I have just become a sage! despite all the downrates! *LOL* Well done me? Yes, very well done dea and congratulations to you :o)

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How do i convert avi file onto dvd so i can watch it on regular dvd players? ConvertXtoDvd :o)

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Do you think if Jesus were around today, he would be a victim of the paparazzi? He would be portrayed on all the front pages as the best thing since sliced bread then they would use those same headlines to crucify him.......

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Is it cheating if you send other women emails while possing a different person and telling them you love there naked pictures and if they have anymore,behind your girlfriends back? Yes!

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Besides the earth and floors, What is something people can stand on? Their principles :o)

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Can you desribe you mother in one word? Dearly departed.

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Hey I'm a Sage...one of my favorite Herbs!!! Wanna party?? Woo hoo!!! Congratulations DC and very well done :o)

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Bull wears a COAT of many colours (not TheBull) has become a sage. Who wants to attend a cattle party in his honour? Congratulations Bull and very well done :o)

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I will eat just ONE! What is it I am eating? A cabbage........one is enough, lol :o)

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HELP! My grandson decided to draw on my new Toshiba flatscreen TV with crayons. Can the crayon marks be safely removed? Methylated spirits. You are lucky, my son used a dart and there is nothing to remove that :o)

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What makes you want to quit AB? While I am happy here I will stay, nothing has turned me off yet, it's a great community :o)

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If A is good, and B is good, then A+B must be even better. Is this true? A+B=Good :o)

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Can A Straight Man Have Gay Friends and NOT Be Gay? Yes! :o)

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Hey I'm a Sage...one of my favorite Herbs!!! Wanna party?? Woo hoo!!! Congratulations and very well done DC :o)

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Is this a nonsense question? Yes, No, Maybe...... :o)

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How many Red Bull drinks would it take to kill someone? One caseful dropped from a great height :o)

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Is there any situation in which you would kill someone? I'd rather not but yes!

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Would you please join me in Congratulating one of AB's finest....wise and thoughtful SUBY wears a COAT for becoming a Maestro!!! BRAVO! Many congratulations Suby and very well done :o)

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What do you NOT like to add to your coffee? Tea! :o)

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East Hill swinging Nice and Smooth is now a sage. Who would like to join me in a golf party in his honour? Many congratulations East Hill and very well done :o)

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Austinius Sillyvilles resident lothario is now a maestro. Who would like to join me at the Sillyville Club for a California party in his honour? Many congratulations Austinius and very well done :o)

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My friend BrokeDog has just achieved Maestro status!! Would you join me in congratulating him? Many congratulationd BD and very well done :o)

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If we as a people decided to banish tobacco completely, what do you think would happen? Mass murder! :o)

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Would you please join me in congratulating my dear friend Colt? He is a brand new Maestro!!! BRAVO!! Many congratulations Colt and very well done :o)

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I have found a pill - it is small and oval shaped and red, I have another one which is blue and a yellow one - they are all the same oval shape and have the letters M and M on them - does anyone know what they are? Thanks for the laugh dea, you've made my Friday. +5 :o)

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Would You Like to Join Me in CONGRATULATING The Lovely CT on making MAESTRO? Many congratulations CT and very well done :o)

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Valentine's Day ~ as holidays go, the greatest or the lamest? My good lady tells me I must say I think it is brilliant, lol. :o)

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What is something you 'sift' through? My daughters enormously curly thick hair around 'Head-lice' time. Cor, what a job, but we've been lucky so far, lol. :o)

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Ford Explorer 2005 red light about parking brake being on won't go off It will probably be a stuck switch, not dangerous it usually engages when you pull the handbrake and works on pressure of the handbrake lever, simple to repair yourself if you can locate it around the handbrake lever usually lower down. Not a thing to worry about but annoying. :o)

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Ok. My girlfriend has cheated on me before, but ive cheated before too but it wasnt on her. she keeps bringin that up sayin that its the same thing. idk if shes rite or wrong. If she loved you she wouldn't cheat no matter what, it's as simple as that, maybe it's time to say goodbye.

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Is there a way to tell if someone put a key logger on your pc.(someone without physical access to your pc) i have spybot s&d and it is suppose to detect it. i ran many scans and nothing showed but i am suspicious ? thank you i appreciate any help Download and run 'Hijack this' it's freeware, check the scan log and 'Google anything you are suspicious of. :o)

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Today's my birthday! just thought I'd let you know :) Many happy returnips swannie :o)

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Should we accept we have to call a christmas tree a festive tree because it offended the local counceller. who was muslim Get rid of the local official, he is a trouble causer. :o)

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What is something you would find in the entrance of your hospital? Hundreds of patients complete with drips and wheelchairs smoking and catching pneumonia. :o)

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What body part would you sell for a million dollars? Any part of YOU that you wish,,,,,for a mill dollars I will let you choose, lol :o)

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I would like to thank everyone here at answer bag throw interactions with you you have helped me recall what I needed to know. Thank you. :o))

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Answerbag is like a Neighborhood Bar..maybe like Cheers. Only our neighborhood is the world. Someone always knows your name...someone is always glad you showed up. And someone is always waiting to "take you on" in one way or another. What do you think? I think you've hit it right on the 'button' Rosie.....A worldwide Bar, mines a Brandy, lol. :o)

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Why does my Mother, Sister, Brother, Aunts & Grand parents call me when they I do not ever want to speak to them again, what could possibly be the reason? It's terrible when people can't give up on loving you......isn't it!

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What is the point in being racist? Seriously, all it does is cause arguments. There is no point....that's the point. It goes for all races. :o)

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I bit into a piece of metal in ground pork from the grocery store and now require a crown,how do i settle with the store Gold or porcelain. Gold is more expensive. :o)

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What does love mean to you? An anagram of vole :o)

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I shorted out my motherboard because i put a stick of ram in it while it was running and i think the bios battery shorted out because i saw smoke coming from that general area, so i am leaving it out for 1/2 and im gonna try again, any other advice? It's unlikely you have shorted the battery, but it is a simple job to replace it. More likely to have shorted the mobo and in that case you need a new one (not so simple), but it wouldn't hurt to try waiting, you have nothing to lose :o)

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Do you feel sorry for suiaside bommers No, I do not feel sorry for 'suicide bombers' only the people they kill.

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THEBULL'S MADE SAGE!!! Will you all help CELEBRATE and CONGRATULATE him by bringing BEER (cider preferably.. lol) and WHISKEY and errrmm.. oh yeh - dancing girls! (Hey Sugar!!) YEY BULL!!! ;)) lol xxx Congratulations and very well done Bull :o)

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Do you still "love the one you're with?" Yes, without a doubt :o)

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What is the best snack that's easy to make? Cheese on toast....sprinkle lightly with Worcestershire sauce......Mmm! :o)

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What is the most rude thing you can say to a stripper? Get 'em on! :o)

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Hello, everyone. My wife (we're almost newlyweds) got pregnant. I'm sorry if I'll shock you, but I'm just not ready. We have very little money and my family business is not going well. How do you convince someone you love to do an abortion? A baby is worth more than all the money you could ever have, they are rewarding in so many ways and you will adjust financially .....we all do/did. Even suggesting an abortion will put a serious strain on your relationship and may cost you so much more in the long run. Be happy and welcome your new child to be :o)

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Do you give in to peer pressure more than not? Why? I am my own person therefore I make up my own mind :o)

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My friend is pressuring me to do weed, should i? If your friend pressured you to steal or kill someone, would you? Simply say NO and maybe get a different friend :o)

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Name a specific activity after which you have to stop and catch your breath.? Snoring, lol. :o)

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Can you add theses myspaces? www.myspace.com/f1ipqnazn www.myspace.com/aznhoodzah Nope!

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The lovely Go Know Thyself is now a Maestro!!! Will you please help me congratulate her? Many congratulations GKT well done :o)

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How will you describe this pic?(pic is inside) Cool:o) it might be easier if this link was followed because I tried yours and it didn't work so I copied the target and got this : http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ym7CE43C6C0/SHGr0jM0PkI/AAAAAAAAARE/OiQAc1nJgr0/batmanjoker.jpg Strange....they both work now, lol.

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If you answer a question and did not mean to, can you delete it? There is usually an edit function for you to use :o)

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Who agrees that Valentine's Day should not be celebrated? My wife told me to write......"Not me!" lol. :o)

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Have you ever accidentally said something horrifyingly personal about yourself? Yes and I blame the 'falling down water'. :o)

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If swimming is good exercise and helps you to lose weight and stay slim, are whales just doing it wrong? They take after my ex, swimming never worked for her either :o)

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If you went to the bank and found that there was a million pounds/dollars in your bank account. What would you do? Tell them there has been a huge mistake :o)

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If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many hens to lay six eggs in six days? One hen=one egg a day :o)

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Hi Friends!!! Just stopping by to tell you guys that I really enjoyed my journey with all of you. I reached my goal which was Maestro, but I'm done. I'll miss you all and hopefully I'll be able to stay in touch with some of you. Can I have a big bear hug? When you've detoxed rose, come back and catch up with us, but don't leave it too long otherwise all the newbies just starting will overtake you. Good luck and (((HUGS))) . :o)

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How can I break a nail-biting habit? You can buy paint on lotion from the Pharmacy, foul tasting but you must remember to put it on :o)

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Is tennis really just ping-pong while standing on the table? Lol, but a much bigger table :o)

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A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle. What is a group of geese called when in the air? Skein of Geese in flight :o)

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Please help me to congratulate roserose 100 on becoming a Maestro..before she leaves AB? Congratulations on your Maestrodom roserose, you have done so well to come this far it would be a shame to leave now.....please re-think. :o)

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Aren't you scared? Nope!

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What word do you spell wrong over and over and over? Rong!.......Oops, that's wrong. :o)

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◄AB ALERT► Please will you pray for Babycakes' beloved husband Bob, who is fighting for his life right now and is in great need of a miracle. Any and all kind thoughts, good wishes and prayers will be very welcome and greatly appreciated. Thank you. My thoughts, wishes and prayers are with you Babycakes and Bob.

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My boyfriend says he will only marry another Mormon(which kinda hurt). Should I even consider converting? (Mormons are pretty nice...) This sounds like a form of religious blackmail or emotional blackmail or whatever.....it doesn't bode well for your future with him.

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British Muslim tortured in Guatanamo Bay.What are Abers views on this? See first post. The following is an email that is floating around (not my views but they are pertinant: Some thoughts that we all have thought, but this lady puts it in writing. This was written by a Canadian woman, but oh how it also applies to the U.S. , U.K. and Australia THIS ONE PACKS A FIRM PUNCH Here is a woman who should run for Prime Minister! Written by a housewife in New...

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Last night my s/o got a deep cut on his foreskin, i put rubbing alcohol on it, some anti-biotic and a bandage. We cannot go to a doctor. Is there something more i should do? Salt baths and time will heal it (resting it will also help) :o)

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How come girls are the way they are Because they are the perfect partner :o)

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Donuts or doughnuts? Whichever your buying while I'm filling up gas/petrol :o)

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My computer it asks for a password when it boots up.I am the only person on this computer, and I've never used a password for it. I don't enter a password and the computer starts, however, nothing appears but my background and a cursor. How do I fix this? I updated xp a while ago and it started asking for a password, I just pressed ok/continue and it finished booting :o)

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Do you have to show your ID to a police officer if they come to your door with animal control? Unless you are arrested you can refuse everything.....then you will probably be arrested :o)

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What is the best thing about Chinese food? Dog/cat is meant to taste nice :o)

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An elderly co worker just told me that she couldn't make it to the bathroom on time. How am I supposed to react to that? Ask her if she needs anything to help, she confided in you so it's up to you to aid/help her :o)

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Help!! I've been having unprotected celibacy. Could I be pregnant? GOD..........................knows. :o)

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Im turning 15 soon and i wanna go out to a club. my 27 year old cousins coming with me but are there any clubs in kernersville (hp or greensboro) that will let me in? Wait until you grow up.

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Whats your favorite thing to heat up in a microwave? My good lady......but it only works once :o)

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What is the best part about being you? <-------Worlds finest live Scarecrow :o)

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The ever upbeat and helpful jas is now a SAGE. Want to join me in giving her some warm congratulations? Many congratulations jas an well done :o)

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Car battery died, had it jump started by some guy's monstrous beastly muscle car, everything works now except my stereo just won't turn on. Do you think it's a fuse or do I really have such poor luck something always has to be broken? There's usualy an in-line fuse behind the radio, but note when you do get the radio back on you may have to put the security code back in to restart it :o)

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Have you ever been paid to complete a survey? Yes, I only averaged about £50 last year :o)

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What do I do with my heart? Leaving it to do it's job as a pump seems to be a good idea :o)

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Will anyone be joining me and boycotting Valentines day? It's more than my life's worth to miss it :o)

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Which former bagger who has left for one reason or another do you miss most and why? (only one) Blank Savage (R.I.P), Curious Frank, Kitten and so many more :o)

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My boyfriend just told me a big secret of his. When he was 13 he experimented with his other male friend and they did everything two gay guys can do. I am having a hard time letting go of the image. Is what he did normal? Reverse the question: My Girlfriend told me........... at that age it is just experimenting and you should be pleased that he felt he could confide in you. :o)

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What is this sign on my dashboard (!) skoda Handbrake :o)

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Is dying part of life? It is indeed part of life's cycle :o)

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If Answerbag decided that your user name had to be your first name plus a food, what would it become? Worzel Gummidge cup of tea and a slice of cake (phew, that's a mouthful....no pun intended) :o)

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Who would like to join me in congratulating my dear friend redcatt63 on becoming a Swami? Many congratulations redcatt, brilliant, simply brilliant :o)

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What's the Best thing to come out of Australia? Croc Dundee, Mel Gibson and Keithold :o)

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What is something of yours that you hope doesn't start making noises? My adult son (He's just had a curry) :o)

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Is it against the rules to positroll? No, but there is a limit of how many points you can give to one person, a little message pops up to tell you to share your points, It's a very tasteful way of telling you off :o)

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MagicSquares is now a sage. Would you like to join me at a Magic party in his honour? Many congratulations MS well done :o)

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Describe your mother in one word Departed.

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Which is the longest running UK telvision Soap Opera and still going strong? Corrie! (Coronation Street) I'm watching it now :o)

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Do you think Michael Phelps should be criticised for smoking marijuana from a bong? Lol, he's probably gained a whole new fan-base :o)

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Who would join me in congratulating my wonderful friend (Digitalbum) on making Sage? Many congratulations Digitalbum, well done :o)

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Clear walls make its frame, its heart of color always a flame. Children use it to win there fame, for it is a key piece to a game. I will try....'mirror' :o)

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A homeless kid, 23yrs old, has just been incarcerated for 10 days for catching and cooking an endangered trout (unknowingly) because he was hungry. Does anyone else find something very wrong with this? It does seem wrong but he has bed and board for the next 10 days and maybe help on his way when he finishes his sentence. +5 :o)

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My boyfriend spent almost over $500.00 dollar Christmas gift for his daughter, and he only spent $50.00 dollar gift for me. Do you think that is fair or he really loves me? You should never put a value on gifts it makes you seem materialistic.

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I just installed usb driver update 2.0 and it wont read anything i put into my usb WHAT DO I DO? If a reboot does not get it working then 'Restore' to an earlier time (Windows):o)

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I just saw someone say that a light goes on everytime your guestion is answered by soeone i havent seen this yet,where is the light? Top right hand corner near your name :o)

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Do you think youve been contacted by aliens My first wife came close to being one, lol. :o)

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How can compress 4 movies to on one dvd I use 'dvd remake' but I have only ever done 2 dvd's but maybe with a larger dvd disc or dual layer you could get 4 onto it :o)

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Is your avatar your actual name? Nope, but I'm sure if someone shouted "Worzel" I would probably respond, lol. :o)

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What female name can be read the same forward and backwards? One we all are familiar with...........'mum' :o)

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K, so my best friend cheated on her boyfriend ( im like super good friends with him too) at a party on friday, and she hasnt told him anything yet, and i dont think she will, so should I tell him? or should I just stay out of it? Stay out of it, you will only end up losing two friends :o)

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Do you think people miss you when you log out of Answerbag? I think it's more likely that we are noticed as absent if we are not here for an extended period of time, at least that's the way it is with me :o)

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Is Answerbag unavailable? How about now?!? And now? Are they short on bandwidth funding or what? Wahay! It's back.......(but don't hold your breath,lol) :o)

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Would you like to help me congratulate our very own headbanger Ed for reaching Genius level? Phew, congratulations from such a lowly one as I? Of course, C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S to you Ed, so well deserved. :o)

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How many commandments were there? http://www.bible-knowledge.com/10-Commandments.html 1:You shall have no other gods before me. 2:You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity...

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Do you ever go into a category, knowing that you don't like those views, just looking for a fight? No, only to try and get more of an insight into other ways of thinking :o)

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Egg boiling question. I've always held that they boil better is you get the grease really hot first. My best friend's wife says I should use water. What is YOUR take on all this? ThesaurusLegend: Synonyms Related Words Antonyms Noun 1. boiled egg - egg cooked briefly in the shell in gently boiling water coddled egg dish - a particular item of prepared food; "she prepared a special dish for dinner" hard-boiled egg, hard-cooked egg - an egg boiled gently until both the white and the yolk solidify Based on WordNet 3.0, Farlex clipart collection. ©...

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What is a reason someone would say S-H-H-H-H-H to you? Ssh! I can't tell you......:o)

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Do you get along with your parents? I wish I could, they have passed away.

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Who thinks Disneyland is the best place in the world? Mickey and Donald :o)

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Does it look like i have a lot of pimples? http://www.flickr.com/photos/26578157@N06/3238907911/ you forgot to add you link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/26578157@N06/3238907911/ by the way, you seem fine to me, any blemishes will go with time :o)

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What do you want to be when you grow old? Fit and well and most of all ALIVE! :o)

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How can you increase the power of your memory? I used to know but now I have forgotten :o)

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Do you think Answerbag is gay? I have no biases....if it is it makes no difference to me, it's a great community where all are welcome :o)

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What does blue taste like? Green (I'm colourblind) :o)

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Namaste is now a sage. Who would like to join me in an Indian party in his or her honour? Many congratulations Namaste and very well done :o)

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What is the nastiest, grossest thing you could tell someone just to see them cringe? Yellow belly custard green snot pie all mixed up with a dead dogs eye place it on a sandwich spread it nice and thick and gobble it down with a cup of cold sick. :o)

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Should Patrick Swayze quit cancer treatment if doctors say that there is no hope of a cure? Where there's life there's hope :o)

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Would you give up 1 million dollars to be with someone you could love forever? Myself and the one I love can live forever or $1million.....sounds like a good deal, I'll take everlasting life please :o)

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If you had to lose one body part, which one would you choose? I pick my pinkie toe... I choose your pinkie toe too,lol. :o)

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Everybody has an opinion don't they? Er.........:o)

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How would you break up with somebody who has super powers? Buy them a green Kryptonite eternity ring :o)

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Comment on answer 420 love in relationships please! just so as i know someones out there If you want to know if the person is still around click their name and look when they last appeared on AB, if they didn't answer they can't be forced to. Life's like that. Welcome to answerbag :o)

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What you gonna do differently tomorrow? Strike a different day off the calendar :o)

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I built a snowman with a guy from class last week, could I be pregnant? Of course jj you should have been more careful :o)

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Would u trade your soul to the devil? Nope! :o)

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Chief Wanbli is ABs 6th Genius! Would you join me in congratulating him on this awesome achievement? Wow! CW So very well deserved. C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S ! :o)

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Mrs Cleaver has become a maestro. Who would like to join me at a Leave it to Beaver party in her honour? Many congratulations Mrs C and very well done :o)

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Hmmm.....a request to be a "friend" from Anonymous who has no activity and just started today. I think it is someone who is already here. What do you think? Been there Rosie and I never accept them although there are two anon's in my friends list, peeps who for some reason of their own have changed to anon, that is ok in my book :o)

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Pepe08 has become a sage. Who would like to join me at a pep party in his honour? Many congratulations Pepe and very well done :o)

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Is it okay to shave down there? Yes!

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Have you ever visited a cemetery a night? Why? When I was in the Army we done an all night stake out in a very large Cemetary, waiting for the enemy. :o)

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There are TONS of Nursery Rhymes, What is the name of one you know? Humpty Dumpty sat on the floor cos he didn't want to sit on the wall anymore. (kept falling off) :o)

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What is a good name for a male lead? Scart (female would be the socket on the back of the tv) lol. :o)

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Should I ask for my Christmas gift to be returned? I gave my boyfriend $400 shoes and he SAID he mailed my gift, which I have not recieved to date. Since Christmas he has been acting very distant in or long distant relationship. What should I do? It's in your question, 'Gift' you can ask for it's return but you have no automatic right to have it returned. :o)

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If Jesus came to you to say Satan is offering to release three sinners from hell in exchange for you- what would you reply? Absolutely NOT! :o)

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How do you change how many points you give to a person? As you go up the levels you earn the right to give more points and you can 'hover' your curser over the +- for a few seconds and then can choose how many to give :o)

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Is it consistent to be "pro-life" and support the death penalty? Innocence versus Guilt. In there lies my answer :o)

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Will you be having wine with your Christmas dinner and if so, what type? It's a bit early to be thinking of Christmas Keithold,lol (joke) :o)

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Who would like to help me congratulate debtahals, our new Maestro? Many congratulations debtahals and very well done :o)

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Would you eat fried worms for 100,000 dollars, why? I have ate them on a survival course (Army) but there was no 100,000 just no other food :o)

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Does anyone remember spangles? Yes, the fruit ones were nice but the other packs, black or dark brown were revolting :o)

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What is -3 cubed? I just googled this because of my own doubts and got: -(3 cubed) = -27. I copied and pasted the answer to be sure :o)

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Do Europeans really hate Americans? Not to my knowledge, I have never heard anything bad about our US brothers/sisters apart from the usual nutters you get in every country (UK) :O)

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So i'm 5"6, long brown curly hair, green eyes, light freckles. people say i'm pretty. but why don't i have a boyfriend!!? i know i should just wait and let life take its course but i want one... :( Have you tried Ebay? lol :o)

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I recently saw another baby boy with pierced ears and am now thinking of piercing James (aged 1) ears with small diamond studs. I have made an appointment for monday for him! I think he'll look great but just wondered if anyone else has done this? I think if you do this it is a form of child abuse, he's only 1 year old and a boy......NOT a toy :o(

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What would make you turn your back on a friend? I haven't done so far :o)

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What has a heart, but can't feel? Cabbage :o)

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If you had one day to spend an unlimited amount on someone elses credit card. What would be the first thing that you would purchase with it? Credit card loss insurance for the poor fool who is going to lose a whole heap of money :o)

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What are the next 3 letters in the following sequence? J, F, M, A, M, J, J, A, __, __, __ S O N September October November :o)

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Can guys hold pee longer than girls? Strangely enough this has never come up in my conversations with females :o)

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Want to smash? Nope!

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Why do hens lay eggs Because it would hurt like heck if they kept them all inside :o)

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Whats one thing you cannot stand to hear your mother say? I would love to hear her say anything, she has passed away.

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What is something, Your Grandmother always Said? No! :o)

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Do you really think the Pope is infallible? Nope, he is human :o)

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Do you really know what you are talking about? If so why? Because I understand 'Me-english' :o)

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Does the faith of a politician matter to you when voting? A satanist wouldn't get my vote :o)

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If you were about to die, what would you do with your worldly possesions? Keep them, I would be still not dead :o)

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My spelling is piss poor. What is something you are not afraid to admit you're not the best at? I'm not very good at Rocket science, lol. :o)

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A 10sEn is the AB Ninja Lounge bartender and a MAESTRO!! Will you help me congratulate our friend who has accomplished this completely through his great answers? Many congratulations A 10sEn and very well done :o)

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Do you think people should always be forgiven? Bin Laden? Definitely NOT!

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Ebony and Ivory go together naturally. Can you think of another. Lol, NUNYA, are you listening to music as you write questions......:o)

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Thats what friends are for. That is the answer, what is the question? Thank you, but why? "Because,thats what friends are for." :o)

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What do men like about women? God's wonderful creation in all respects :o)

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What is 2+2 It's one and one and one and one......that might make it easier for you :o)

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How do you honestly feel about your parents? I couldn't have lived without them :o))

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Congrates to Suzycue on becoming sage! yeah! Many congratulations Suzy, well done :o)

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"HELLO ABers!!! I JUST achieved Level 50! I am a Sage! Thanks to EVERYOPNE for helping me in each stage,for guiding me, acknowledging my answers, answered questions and awarded points! ! very thankful to you all !!!!!!!!!!! Many congratulations Mr. LiAr and well done :o)

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1-10 Rate the name "Amanda" 11...........I have my reasons :o))

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Are you drunk? .os kniht t'nod I :o)

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Name a large creature? Hippocrocadillapig :o)

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What foods should i be eating while I have Tonsilitis? Ice-cream :o)

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Agree/Disagree: When ice cream starts tasting good with beer you may have an eating disorder! I love it! Thanks for the laugh, +5 :o)

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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe? Nope!

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Which do you think is worse? Having a deadbeat Dad that you've never met or having a drug addict Father that has caused you unbelieveable stress? If you have a good loving Mother you don't need the deadbeat or the drug addict :o)

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I swear, one of the easiest way to earn points on this thing is by congratulating someone whos just been moved up to Maestro level or what not, agree? I suppose it's that lovely sense of community, oh AB! :) This is one of the many nice thing about the AB community and long may it continue :o)

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Do you consider Sunday to be the first day of the week? Monday, Sat and Sun are weekend. There's a wiki about it there are variations but the general concensus is Monday is the start: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workweek :o)

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Why do we call it the "weekEND" when Sunday is actually the first day of the week? I've always known Monday to be the first day :o)

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How would you react if everyone around you started changing into a baby? If EVERYONE turned into 'A' baby.....that would be one heck of a big baby :o)

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