Answerbag: GhostWriter13 has found his voice again's answers

Answer to When was the last time you sang for someone? What did you sing?

Mon, 26 May 2008 20:43:39 -0700

When was the last time you sang for someone? What did you sing?

Thanks for your answer. Sorry for your loss.

Answer to If you could be an animal what would you be?

Fri, 16 May 2008 09:03:13 -0700

If you could be an animal what would you be?

A chimp with a typewriter...something I've been referred to as before anyway:)

Answer to How do you react in the face of sheer brilliance?

Fri, 09 May 2008 06:34:19 -0700

How do you react in the face of sheer brilliance?

I blink a couple of times, then I put on some sunglasses.

Answer to Are you cheerleading material?

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:49:39 -0700

Are you cheerleading material?

No way jose. Can't rhyme and clap at the same time.

Answer to What is your favourite kind of chocolate bar?

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:45:28 -0700

What is your favourite kind of chocolate bar?

Used to love the Skor bar.

Answer to Answer in just one word:What signifies/clearly distinguishes/forms a clear boundary between good and evil?

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:46:47 -0700

Answer in just one word:What signifies/clearly distinguishes/forms a clear boundary between good and evil?

Conflict

Answer to Can you describe how you feel today in one word?

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:44:42 -0700

Can you describe how you feel today in one word?

Ignore Sorry.

Answer to If you are on the highway with a clear lane, the speed limit is 60mph, what speed are you doing?

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:30:49 -0800

If you are on the highway with a clear lane, the speed limit is 60mph, what speed are you doing?

Probably around 65-70.

Answer to How would you describe your avatar in one word?

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:35:38 -0800

How would you describe your avatar in one word?

Blunt

Answer to A coworker of mine just bought a new car...a Mazdaspeed3. I'm green with envy. What possessions of others do YOU covet?

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:46:58 -0800

A coworker of mine just bought a new car...a Mazdaspeed3. I'm green with envy. What possessions of others do YOU covet?

My coworker's hula girl tschotke. The way she sways her grass-skirt covered hips is so hypnotic...

Answer to Do you cook yourself breakfeast or does someone make you something or do you grab something on the go?

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:44:16 -0800

Do you cook yourself breakfeast or does someone make you something or do you grab something on the go?

Cooking maybe too strong of a word. Slapping some fruity stuff on some bread is the extent of my morning "cooking".

Answer to I'm in a generous moment ask me ...I am Psychic

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:18:51 -0800

I'm in a generous moment ask me ...I am Psychic

When will it grow back?

Answer to Is it ok for my boyfriend to have pictures of his "best friend " that is a girl and they are hugging and of pictures of her alone on his cell. do you think its ok?do you think he is cheating on me? or am just overreacting?

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:45:17 -0800

Is it ok for my boyfriend to have pictures of his "best friend " that is a girl and they are hugging and of pictures of her alone on his cell. do you think its ok?do you think he is cheating on me? or am just overreacting?

Don't think you're overreacting, but don't think it necessarily means he's cheating on you either. But I do think, that it is a bit disrespectful to you. Have you voiced your displeasure with him? If you have, and he hasn't removed the picture, then I would begin to wonder.

Answer to How often do you clean your house

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:37:02 -0800

How often do you clean your house

Huh? You're supposed to clean it?:)

Answer to What character was on your sleeping bag? example; Bugs bunny, Power Ranger....

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:29:32 -0800

What character was on your sleeping bag? example; Bugs bunny, Power Ranger....

The whole Peanuts gang.

Answer to I am going to write a new soap opera. It will be called "Bags of Our Lives". Will you help me cast 'Baggers as characters?

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:18:04 -0800

I am going to write a new soap opera. It will be called "Bags of Our Lives". Will you help me cast 'Baggers as characters?

Fun question! I'd like to be both the goody two-shoes romantic interest of the leading lady and the eye-patch wearing evil twin brother.

Answer to Before you joined AB, did you read through certain members answers and questions and based your membership on that, or did you just dive in?

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:03:18 -0800

Before you joined AB, did you read through certain members answers and questions and based your membership on that, or did you just dive in?

That first thing...

Answer to "i love you" can you write this with another language?i can انا احبك

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:01:18 -0800

"i love you" can you write this with another language?i can انا احبك

"Iay ovelay ouyay" - Pig Latin

Answer to Will my aloe plant live in my office?

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:42:35 -0800

Will my aloe plant live in my office?

Considering my luck with plants, and the fact that I've had an aloe for upwards of 7 years, I will say yes. They are a hearty breed.

Answer to What do you call a gathering of answerbaggers?

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:41:38 -0800

What do you call a gathering of answerbaggers?

A baggle.

Answer to Just answer yes or no when I ask this question...,do you think Beyonce can sing?

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:38:38 -0800

Just answer yes or no when I ask this question...,do you think Beyonce can sing?

"Yes or No."

Answer to Anyone up for a cliche-fest ? (every cloud has a silver lining)

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:37:50 -0800

Anyone up for a cliche-fest ? (every cloud has a silver lining)

Seems like you're grasping at straws with that one, but keep your fingers crossed and I'm sure you'll end up as happy as a clam.

Answer to Have you ever watched a movie or read a book where a major character had the same name as you? How did it make you feel?

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:37:19 -0800

Have you ever watched a movie or read a book where a major character had the same name as you? How did it make you feel?

I have such a common name that I have grown numb to it.

Answer to Would 3 million dollars solve most of your problems?

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:54:20 -0800

Would 3 million dollars solve most of your problems?

Maybe or maybe not. But it sure would make dealing with the problems a bit more comfortable.

Answer to Why did your imaginary friend stop playing with you?

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:41:53 -0800

Why did your imaginary friend stop playing with you?

He hated that I was always speaking for him...

Answer to Potlucks: what do you typically prefer to bring?

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:16:59 -0800

Potlucks: what do you typically prefer to bring?

The KFC big bucket of fried chicken parts.

Answer to So I found a twenty dollar bill on the floor of my office building and I gave it to the head security guy to give to charity or something. What do you think he is going to buy with it?

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:13:17 -0800

So I found a twenty dollar bill on the floor of my office building and I gave it to the head security guy to give to charity or something. What do you think he is going to buy with it?

Give him the benefit of the doubt. He may indeed do something good with it.

Answer to All in all are you just another brick in the wall?

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:03:23 -0800

All in all are you just another brick in the wall?

Therefore, I don't need no edumacation:P

Answer to Are you okay with just not knowing?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:10:13 -0800

Are you okay with just not knowing?

Depends on what it was that I didn't know about.

Answer to If a dog and a human switched brains, what would happen?

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:48:24 -0800

If a dog and a human switched brains, what would happen?

I'd probably want to lick my genitals and my dog would probably want to have me fixed.

Answer to What is your favorite number?

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:25:38 -0800

What is your favorite number?

Lucky number 13:)

Answer to How easily do you get startled?

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:50:39 -0800

How easily do you get startled?

Wuh...huh? What was that?

Answer to What's for lunch?

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:49:16 -0800

What's for lunch?

Going back to my grade school days: PB&J sandwich Bag of Fritos And a bottle of water.

Answer to If you are falling for someone in AB---is it worth the effort to let em know?

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:51:36 -0800

If you are falling for someone in AB---is it worth the effort to let em know?

The old saying, "You never know if you don't try" comes to mind.

Answer to Did you know February 2nd is free pretzel day? http://www.auntieannes.com/auntieannes.aspx?pID=97

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:46:14 -0800

Did you know February 2nd is free pretzel day? http://www.auntieannes.com/auntieannes.aspx?pID=97

Yum. Thanks Fun.

Answer to Which Simpsons character are you? http://www.blogthings.com/thesimpsonspersonalitytest/

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:24:25 -0800

Which Simpsons character are you? http://www.blogthings.com/thesimpsonspersonalitytest/

Here's the link: http://www.blogthings.com/thesimpsonspersonalitytest/ Mine: ***You Are Barney*** You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps ...

Answer to Who's your favorite superhero?

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:35:42 -0800

Who's your favorite superhero?

The Tick.

Answer to What do you order at Starbucks?

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:11:13 -0800

What do you order at Starbucks?

Tall Caramel Macchiato.

Answer to Would you give a shout out to our "Sweetcakes" who earned her Maestro badge today? Thank You!

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:02:01 -0800

Would you give a shout out to our "Sweetcakes" who earned her Maestro badge today? Thank You!

Congratulations Sweetcakes...couldn't have happened to a nicer pastry.

Answer to Define or Explain what a hole is? it may seem simple enough but it isnt !

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:57:53 -0800

Define or Explain what a hole is? it may seem simple enough but it isnt !

Something that can be filled?

Answer to Do you keep pictures and/or other momentos of your ex's?

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:20:25 -0800

Do you keep pictures and/or other momentos of your ex's?

Sorry...ignore this post please. Thanks.

Answer to Do you keep pictures and/or other momentos of your ex's?

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:43:06 -0800

Do you keep pictures and/or other momentos of your ex's?

I am a sentimental fool. I have boxes of stuff left over from previous girlfriends (receipts, leaves, Christmas cards, photos, you name it). But once I settle down with Mrs. Ghostwriter 13, all that stuff goes bye-bye.

Answer to How much cleavage is too much cleavage?

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:46:20 -0800

How much cleavage is too much cleavage?

If you can see the navel, chances are it's a bit too much.

Answer to Do you think drinking coffee is unhealthy?

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:19:24 -0800

Do you think drinking coffee is unhealthy?

Oh goodness, I hope not.

Answer to Sir Edmund Hillary died today but how many people know what he is famous for without checking up?

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:34:38 -0800

Sir Edmund Hillary died today but how many people know what he is famous for without checking up?

First to scale Mt. Everest.

Answer to Did you mostly find the best possible partners for you or did you rather make a lot of bad choices?

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:28:15 -0800

Did you mostly find the best possible partners for you or did you rather make a lot of bad choices?

For the most part, I did alright.

Answer to Blondes or brunettes?

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:43:33 -0800

Blondes or brunettes?

Yes and yes:)

Answer to Whats the worst thing ever invented?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:06:50 -0800

Whats the worst thing ever invented?

Edible panties. I've never met anyone who has ever eaten a pair.

Answer to How sensitive are you?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:04:25 -0800

How sensitive are you?

Physically or emotionally?:)

Answer to Is it a bit wierd if a girl asks u out?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:59:10 -0800

Is it a bit wierd if a girl asks u out?

Not in the least.

Answer to My answer just showed up as Answer 3 of 2. What is happening to the Bag? Has it lost it's ability to count?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:58:14 -0800

My answer just showed up as Answer 3 of 2. What is happening to the Bag? Has it lost it's ability to count?

Yes. Quite. I've been Answer 1 of 0 many times before.

Answer to Do you give good phone? Some people have a great phone voice. Do you?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:56:57 -0800

Do you give good phone? Some people have a great phone voice. Do you?

I've been told that is my most distinguishing feature...oh whoa is me.

Answer to There are few worse things in society than a determined idiot. True or False?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:51:18 -0800

There are few worse things in society than a determined idiot. True or False?

An undetermined idiot could be more dangerous, depending on when they were discovered to be as such. Like after an election perhaps?

Answer to Do you like pie?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:48:26 -0800

Do you like pie?

Mmmm...yes please;)

Answer to Edible pants - a thoughtful idea, or plain insanity?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:16:54 -0800

Edible pants - a thoughtful idea, or plain insanity?

Depends on whose pants I would be munching on:)

Answer to What is your view on giving people nicknames--a good thing or a bad thing, why?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:16:15 -0800

What is your view on giving people nicknames--a good thing or a bad thing, why?

No harm. What do you think, Skippy?:)

Answer to How do i acess my sisters cell phone

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:13:36 -0800

How do i acess my sisters cell phone

You say, "Hey sis, can I borrow your phone?"

Answer to If you could afford to buy either; a new plasma tv, or a king size luxury bed complete with cushions and coverings which would it be?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:12:10 -0800

If you could afford to buy either; a new plasma tv, or a king size luxury bed complete with cushions and coverings which would it be?

I'm a guy...so the answer should be somewhat obvious:) Besides, with the new tv, who has time to sleep?

Answer to I am looking for a good basic beef recipe, something to serve with twice-baked potatoes. Suggestions?

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:09:37 -0800

I am looking for a good basic beef recipe, something to serve with twice-baked potatoes. Suggestions?

Here's one. Haven't tried it myself, but sounds wonderful. http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1827,157160-235198,00.html Have fun at dinner:)

Answer to Have you ever brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush?

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 13:17:52 -0800

Have you ever brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush?

Yes. On purpose even:P

Answer to Would you join in with me and Congratulate our '' sleepymom '' for becoming a Professor ? Great Job

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:26:32 -0700

Would you join in with me and Congratulate our '' sleepymom '' for becoming a Professor ? Great Job

Hurray! Hip Hip...shoot...got it wrong again. Congratulations...

Answer to If men can go to the beach without a t-shirt, why can't women go topless?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:17:08 -0700

If men can go to the beach without a t-shirt, why can't women go topless?

Just another symptom of the puritanical American mentality.

Answer to Do you perfume your genitalia?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:49:13 -0700

Do you perfume your genitalia?

Now why would I want to go and do something like that?

Answer to What is a good way to make Monday's not so awful?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:20:46 -0700

What is a good way to make Monday's not so awful?

Sleep through until Tuesday.

Answer to What smell triggers a nice memory?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:19:08 -0700

What smell triggers a nice memory?

Orange Chapstik.

Answer to Are you more musical sporty or generally intelligent?

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:18:37 -0700

Are you more musical sporty or generally intelligent?

I can carry a tune and do long division (but not at the same time). Does that qualify?:)

Answer to Who would like to join me in congratulating "stayblue4life likes halloween" for reaching Brain?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:24:29 -0700

Who would like to join me in congratulating "stayblue4life likes halloween" for reaching Brain?

Congratulations.

Answer to A rabbi, a priest and a preacher walk into a bar.... What happens next?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 20:42:38 -0700

A rabbi, a priest and a preacher walk into a bar.... What happens next?

The talking duck tells them they're in the wrong damn bar.

Answer to Have you ever had an AB Stalker? Someone that either constantly follows your answers and downrates you or snidely comments on your answers? If so, what do you do? (not that I'm having that problem)

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 13:17:28 -0700

Have you ever had an AB Stalker? Someone that either constantly follows your answers and downrates you or snidely comments on your answers? If so, what do you do? (not that I'm having that problem)

Me. Everywhere I go, there I am. How creepy is that? (In other words, I don't have one).

Answer to If you were forced to go out naked in public, which would you cover: your face or your body?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:43:12 -0700

If you were forced to go out naked in public, which would you cover: your face or your body?

I'd cover my eyes. I wouldn't want to see the expressions of horror and rage on the faces of passersby.

Answer to Is all addiction bad?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:43:42 -0700

Is all addiction bad?

At first blush, I would say "no." One could be addicted to helping others, which, on the surface, would seem to be a good thing. But taking that thought a step further, if you're addicted to something, it also implies that you do everything you can do to feed that addiction, which...

Answer to What rank do you or did you consider yourself to be in high school? ex. normal, prep, nerd, or what?

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:52:01 -0700

What rank do you or did you consider yourself to be in high school? ex. normal, prep, nerd, or what?

I hung out with the jocks, preps and the artsies.

Answer to Who wants to join me in congratulating my pickle Ender on making Maestro? Woot!

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:39:16 -0700

Who wants to join me in congratulating my pickle Ender on making Maestro? Woot!

Congratulations.

Answer to Today is Fun's last day on chemo. Who would like to join me in congratulating Fun on making it through chemo and wish her well at her doctor's appointment today? Yay Fun!

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:35:34 -0700

Today is Fun's last day on chemo. Who would like to join me in congratulating Fun on making it through chemo and wish her well at her doctor's appointment today? Yay Fun!

You're a tough lady. Hang in there and fight the good fight. Sending positive thoughts your way:)

Answer to If I was to join you for dinner tonight; what would you fix for me?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:37:26 -0700

If I was to join you for dinner tonight; what would you fix for me?

Tonight I'd go all out. Spam casserole sound good?:)

Answer to Momma Bear just became a sage today would you like to join me in congratulating her?

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:21:32 -0700

Momma Bear just became a sage today would you like to join me in congratulating her?

Hurray! Well done Momma Bear!

Answer to I have just recently recieved bad news from Blank Savage's brother. Sadly it seems Blank was found dead in his barn yesterday. The autopsy said heart failure. He left a poem in the event that something like this would happen. Poem in the answer. :(

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:52:01 -0700

I have just recently recieved bad news from Blank Savage's brother. Sadly it seems Blank was found dead in his barn yesterday. The autopsy said heart failure. He left a poem in the event that something like this would happen. Poem in the answer. :(

Very sorry to hear the news. I have nothing really to add that hasn't already been eloquently stated by someone else. My condolences to his family and friends. It isn't goodbye...it's see you later.

Answer to Would anyone like to help me congratulate Nelson for reaching Maestro level?

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:47:20 -0700

Would anyone like to help me congratulate Nelson for reaching Maestro level?

Congratulations.

Answer to When was the last time you flipped someone the bird?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:43:29 -0700

When was the last time you flipped someone the bird?

In about 10 minutes when I face rush hour traffic.

Answer to What would you do if Rosie O'Donnell came to your door right now?

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:57:21 -0700

What would you do if Rosie O'Donnell came to your door right now?

I'd pay for the pizza and then ask her to leave?

Answer to What do you put on a roll before you eat it?

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:38:46 -0700

What do you put on a roll before you eat it?

Fingerprints.

Answer to If you had to, would you be able to change a tire all by yourself?

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:28:04 -0700

If you had to, would you be able to change a tire all by yourself?

Did it last month. But that's about the extent of my "mechanical" expertise.

Answer to What does lol mean?

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:16:26 -0700

What does lol mean?

It means you "Live On Line"

Answer to What is a funny cat joke?

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:55:11 -0700

What is a funny cat joke?

Meow meow meoooow.

Answer to If you weren't able to get online and "mysteriously disappeared" from AB for a while, which of your fellow AB'rs would miss you the most?

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:07:13 -0700

If you weren't able to get online and "mysteriously disappeared" from AB for a while, which of your fellow AB'rs would miss you the most?

I wouldn't presume, but I would hope a few people would notice I was MIA.

Answer to Designer clothers for dogs is: adorable or deplorable?

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:58:38 -0700

Designer clothers for dogs is: adorable or deplorable?

Sorry...but dogs don't look good in Burberry plaid.

Answer to What is your favorite no-cook at home meal for dinner?

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:54:30 -0700

What is your favorite no-cook at home meal for dinner?

Spaghetti-Os.

Answer to Five years from now Brittany Spears will be_______?

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:54:00 -0700

Five years from now Brittany Spears will be_______?

even more irrelevant.

Answer to Do you feel old?

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:17:10 -0700

Do you feel old?

I did on Monday...but I'm getting younger each day as the weekend approaches:)

Answer to Who wants to help me wish "fun" a happy birthday today? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUN! BACON! CAKE!

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:15:44 -0700

Who wants to help me wish "fun" a happy birthday today? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUN! BACON! CAKE!

Happy birthday.

Answer to What movie have you seen more times than any other?

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:57:22 -0700

What movie have you seen more times than any other?

I guess I shouldn't complain then...carry on:)

Answer to Are you a ghost?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:59:22 -0700

Are you a ghost?

Huh? What?

Answer to When was the last time you stood in the middle of a soybean field totally naked?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:50:55 -0700

When was the last time you stood in the middle of a soybean field totally naked?

Was that you last night?

Answer to More embarassing: Puking on Grandma's Thanksgiving dinner, or choking to death on your own underwear?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:42:45 -0700

More embarassing: Puking on Grandma's Thanksgiving dinner, or choking to death on your own underwear?

While I would agree that choking on your own underwear would be slightly more bizarre (and embarrassing), you would technically be dead, so you wouldn't care, so I would have to got with hurling on Grandma's turkey and having to live with the new family moniker as being the "other...

Answer to Who are you hiding from?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:36:31 -0700

Who are you hiding from?

They know who they are...

Answer to Marylin Monroe, or Audrey Hepburn, what's your personal preference?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 12:35:06 -0700

Marylin Monroe, or Audrey Hepburn, what's your personal preference?

Ha ha...no worries. Just looking forward to the day when we welcome our new educational coordinator. You sure you don't want it?:)

Answer to Marylin Monroe, or Audrey Hepburn, what's your personal preference?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:17:54 -0700

Marylin Monroe, or Audrey Hepburn, what's your personal preference?

Ha ha...football and alcohol just seem to go hand in hand don't they?:) Who are the Pats playing tonight? I guess I could look it up on the web, but lack of motivation is outweighing the curiosity component in my gray matter this morning:)

Answer to Ragamuffin has just made Sage. Who would like to join me in congratulating the Muffin on his fine accomplishment?

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:53:36 -0700

Ragamuffin has just made Sage. Who would like to join me in congratulating the Muffin on his fine accomplishment?

Congratulations!

Answer to Can you make up a funny haiku for me?

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:40:23 -0700

Can you make up a funny haiku for me?

I sit on the can. Only one question remains: When did I eat corn?

Answer to I'm feeling ignorant, cast your pearls of wisdom upon me?

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:57:30 -0700

I'm feeling ignorant, cast your pearls of wisdom upon me?

Don't assume it's chicken just because it tastes like chicken.