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When was the last time you sang for someone? What did you sing? Thanks for your answer. Sorry for your loss.

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If you could be an animal what would you be? A chimp with a typewriter...something I've been referred to as before anyway:)

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How do you react in the face of sheer brilliance? I blink a couple of times, then I put on some sunglasses.

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Are you cheerleading material? No way jose. Can't rhyme and clap at the same time.

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What is your favourite kind of chocolate bar? Used to love the Skor bar.

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Answer in just one word:What signifies/clearly distinguishes/forms a clear boundary between good and evil? Conflict

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Can you describe how you feel today in one word? Ignore Sorry.

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If you are on the highway with a clear lane, the speed limit is 60mph, what speed are you doing? Probably around 65-70.

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How would you describe your avatar in one word? Blunt

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A coworker of mine just bought a new car...a Mazdaspeed3. I'm green with envy. What possessions of others do YOU covet? My coworker's hula girl tschotke. The way she sways her grass-skirt covered hips is so hypnotic...

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Do you cook yourself breakfeast or does someone make you something or do you grab something on the go? Cooking maybe too strong of a word. Slapping some fruity stuff on some bread is the extent of my morning "cooking".

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I'm in a generous moment ask me ...I am Psychic When will it grow back?

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Is it ok for my boyfriend to have pictures of his "best friend " that is a girl and they are hugging and of pictures of her alone on his cell. do you think its ok?do you think he is cheating on me? or am just overreacting? Don't think you're overreacting, but don't think it necessarily means he's cheating on you either. But I do think, that it is a bit disrespectful to you. Have you voiced your displeasure with him? If you have, and he hasn't removed the picture, then I would begin to wonder.

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How often do you clean your house Huh? You're supposed to clean it?:)

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What character was on your sleeping bag? example; Bugs bunny, Power Ranger.... The whole Peanuts gang.

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I am going to write a new soap opera. It will be called "Bags of Our Lives". Will you help me cast 'Baggers as characters? Fun question! I'd like to be both the goody two-shoes romantic interest of the leading lady and the eye-patch wearing evil twin brother.

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Before you joined AB, did you read through certain members answers and questions and based your membership on that, or did you just dive in? That first thing...

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"i love you" can you write this with another language?i can انا احبك "Iay ovelay ouyay" - Pig Latin

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Will my aloe plant live in my office? Considering my luck with plants, and the fact that I've had an aloe for upwards of 7 years, I will say yes. They are a hearty breed.

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What do you call a gathering of answerbaggers? A baggle.

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Just answer yes or no when I ask this question...,do you think Beyonce can sing? "Yes or No."

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Anyone up for a cliche-fest ? (every cloud has a silver lining) Seems like you're grasping at straws with that one, but keep your fingers crossed and I'm sure you'll end up as happy as a clam.

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Have you ever watched a movie or read a book where a major character had the same name as you? How did it make you feel? I have such a common name that I have grown numb to it.

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Would 3 million dollars solve most of your problems? Maybe or maybe not. But it sure would make dealing with the problems a bit more comfortable.

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Why did your imaginary friend stop playing with you? He hated that I was always speaking for him...

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Potlucks: what do you typically prefer to bring? The KFC big bucket of fried chicken parts.

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So I found a twenty dollar bill on the floor of my office building and I gave it to the head security guy to give to charity or something. What do you think he is going to buy with it? Give him the benefit of the doubt. He may indeed do something good with it.

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All in all are you just another brick in the wall? Therefore, I don't need no edumacation:P

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Are you okay with just not knowing? Depends on what it was that I didn't know about.

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If a dog and a human switched brains, what would happen? I'd probably want to lick my genitals and my dog would probably want to have me fixed.

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What is your favorite number? Lucky number 13:)

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How easily do you get startled? Wuh...huh? What was that?

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What's for lunch? Going back to my grade school days: PB&J sandwich Bag of Fritos And a bottle of water.

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If you are falling for someone in AB---is it worth the effort to let em know? The old saying, "You never know if you don't try" comes to mind.

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Did you know February 2nd is free pretzel day? http://www.auntieannes.com/auntieannes.aspx?pID=97 Yum. Thanks Fun.

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Which Simpsons character are you? http://www.blogthings.com/thesimpsonspersonalitytest/ Here's the link: http://www.blogthings.com/thesimpsonspersonalitytest/ Mine: ***You Are Barney*** You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of...

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Who's your favorite superhero? The Tick.

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What do you order at Starbucks? Tall Caramel Macchiato.

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Would you give a shout out to our "Sweetcakes" who earned her Maestro badge today? Thank You! Congratulations Sweetcakes...couldn't have happened to a nicer pastry.

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Define or Explain what a hole is? it may seem simple enough but it isnt ! Something that can be filled?

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Do you keep pictures and/or other momentos of your ex's? Sorry...ignore this post please. Thanks.

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Do you keep pictures and/or other momentos of your ex's? I am a sentimental fool. I have boxes of stuff left over from previous girlfriends (receipts, leaves, Christmas cards, photos, you name it). But once I settle down with Mrs. Ghostwriter 13, all that stuff goes bye-bye.

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How much cleavage is too much cleavage? If you can see the navel, chances are it's a bit too much.

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Do you think drinking coffee is unhealthy? Oh goodness, I hope not.

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Sir Edmund Hillary died today but how many people know what he is famous for without checking up? First to scale Mt. Everest.

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Did you mostly find the best possible partners for you or did you rather make a lot of bad choices? For the most part, I did alright.

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Blondes or brunettes? Yes and yes:)

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Whats the worst thing ever invented? Edible panties. I've never met anyone who has ever eaten a pair.

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How sensitive are you? Physically or emotionally?:)

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Is it a bit wierd if a girl asks u out? Not in the least.

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My answer just showed up as Answer 3 of 2. What is happening to the Bag? Has it lost it's ability to count? Yes. Quite. I've been Answer 1 of 0 many times before.

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Do you give good phone? Some people have a great phone voice. Do you? I've been told that is my most distinguishing feature...oh whoa is me.

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There are few worse things in society than a determined idiot. True or False? An undetermined idiot could be more dangerous, depending on when they were discovered to be as such. Like after an election perhaps?

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Do you like pie? Mmmm...yes please;)

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Edible pants - a thoughtful idea, or plain insanity? Depends on whose pants I would be munching on:)

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What is your view on giving people nicknames--a good thing or a bad thing, why? No harm. What do you think, Skippy?:)

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How do i acess my sisters cell phone You say, "Hey sis, can I borrow your phone?"

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If you could afford to buy either; a new plasma tv, or a king size luxury bed complete with cushions and coverings which would it be? I'm a guy...so the answer should be somewhat obvious:) Besides, with the new tv, who has time to sleep?

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I am looking for a good basic beef recipe, something to serve with twice-baked potatoes. Suggestions? Here's one. Haven't tried it myself, but sounds wonderful. http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1827,157160-235198,00.html Have fun at dinner:)

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Have you ever brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush? Yes. On purpose even:P

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Would you join in with me and Congratulate our '' sleepymom '' for becoming a Professor ? Great Job Hurray! Hip Hip...shoot...got it wrong again. Congratulations...

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If men can go to the beach without a t-shirt, why can't women go topless? Just another symptom of the puritanical American mentality.

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Do you perfume your genitalia? Now why would I want to go and do something like that?

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What is a good way to make Monday's not so awful? Sleep through until Tuesday.

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What smell triggers a nice memory? Orange Chapstik.

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Are you more musical sporty or generally intelligent? I can carry a tune and do long division (but not at the same time). Does that qualify?:)

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Who would like to join me in congratulating "stayblue4life likes halloween" for reaching Brain? Congratulations.

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A rabbi, a priest and a preacher walk into a bar.... What happens next? The talking duck tells them they're in the wrong damn bar.

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Have you ever had an AB Stalker? Someone that either constantly follows your answers and downrates you or snidely comments on your answers? If so, what do you do? (not that I'm having that problem) Me. Everywhere I go, there I am. How creepy is that? (In other words, I don't have one).

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If you were forced to go out naked in public, which would you cover: your face or your body? I'd cover my eyes. I wouldn't want to see the expressions of horror and rage on the faces of passersby.

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Is all addiction bad? At first blush, I would say "no." One could be addicted to helping others, which, on the surface, would seem to be a good thing. But taking that thought a step further, if you're addicted to something, it also implies that you do everything you can do to feed that addiction, which could possibly lead to unsavory behavior. So I guess what I'm saying is, "maybe?"

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What rank do you or did you consider yourself to be in high school? ex. normal, prep, nerd, or what? I hung out with the jocks, preps and the artsies.

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Who wants to join me in congratulating my pickle Ender on making Maestro? Woot! Congratulations.

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Today is Fun's last day on chemo. Who would like to join me in congratulating Fun on making it through chemo and wish her well at her doctor's appointment today? Yay Fun! You're a tough lady. Hang in there and fight the good fight. Sending positive thoughts your way:)

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If I was to join you for dinner tonight; what would you fix for me? Tonight I'd go all out. Spam casserole sound good?:)

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Momma Bear just became a sage today would you like to join me in congratulating her? Hurray! Well done Momma Bear!

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I have just recently recieved bad news from Blank Savage's brother. Sadly it seems Blank was found dead in his barn yesterday. The autopsy said heart failure. He left a poem in the event that something like this would happen. Poem in the answer. :( Very sorry to hear the news. I have nothing really to add that hasn't already been eloquently stated by someone else. My condolences to his family and friends. It isn't goodbye...it's see you later.

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Would anyone like to help me congratulate Nelson for reaching Maestro level? Congratulations.

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When was the last time you flipped someone the bird? In about 10 minutes when I face rush hour traffic.

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What would you do if Rosie O'Donnell came to your door right now? I'd pay for the pizza and then ask her to leave?

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What do you put on a roll before you eat it? Fingerprints.

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If you had to, would you be able to change a tire all by yourself? Did it last month. But that's about the extent of my "mechanical" expertise.

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What does lol mean? It means you "Live On Line"

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What is a funny cat joke? Meow meow meoooow.

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If you weren't able to get online and "mysteriously disappeared" from AB for a while, which of your fellow AB'rs would miss you the most? I wouldn't presume, but I would hope a few people would notice I was MIA.

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Designer clothers for dogs is: adorable or deplorable? Sorry...but dogs don't look good in Burberry plaid.

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What is your favorite no-cook at home meal for dinner? Spaghetti-Os.

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Five years from now Brittany Spears will be_______? even more irrelevant.

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Do you feel old? I did on Monday...but I'm getting younger each day as the weekend approaches:)

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Who wants to help me wish "fun" a happy birthday today? HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUN! BACON! CAKE! Happy birthday.

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What movie have you seen more times than any other? I guess I shouldn't complain then...carry on:)

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Are you a ghost? Huh? What?

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When was the last time you stood in the middle of a soybean field totally naked? Was that you last night?

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More embarassing: Puking on Grandma's Thanksgiving dinner, or choking to death on your own underwear? While I would agree that choking on your own underwear would be slightly more bizarre (and embarrassing), you would technically be dead, so you wouldn't care, so I would have to got with hurling on Grandma's turkey and having to live with the new family moniker as being the "other grandchild."

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Who are you hiding from? They know who they are...

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Marylin Monroe, or Audrey Hepburn, what's your personal preference? Ha ha...no worries. Just looking forward to the day when we welcome our new educational coordinator. You sure you don't want it?:)

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Marylin Monroe, or Audrey Hepburn, what's your personal preference? Ha ha...football and alcohol just seem to go hand in hand don't they?:) Who are the Pats playing tonight? I guess I could look it up on the web, but lack of motivation is outweighing the curiosity component in my gray matter this morning:)

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Ragamuffin has just made Sage. Who would like to join me in congratulating the Muffin on his fine accomplishment? Congratulations!

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Can you make up a funny haiku for me? I sit on the can. Only one question remains: When did I eat corn?

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I'm feeling ignorant, cast your pearls of wisdom upon me? Don't assume it's chicken just because it tastes like chicken.

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Who wants to join me in congratulating Perryman on making Maestro? Congratulations!

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Marylin Monroe, or Audrey Hepburn, what's your personal preference? No comparison between the two. Ms. Hepburn any day.

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What movie have you seen more times than any other? Probably Back to the Future.

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What kind of M & M are you? Go to http://www.quizilla.com/users/Mollyroxsox/quizzes/What%20Kind%20of%20M&M%20are%20you?/ and post your answer here Milk Chocolate for me. Thanks for the fun question.

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What is your favorite flower and why? Being the minimalist that I am, I have to say that I like the simple beauty of a daisy.

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If you rated your overall after-work clothing style in terms of "sexiness", would you say you are: a) Cold b) Cool c) Warm d) Hot e) Sizzling d) Other? I think "d) Other" just about covers it for me:)

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If tomorrow they said you would be socially accepted if you walked around naked, would you? if not why? But where would I keep my wallet? Wait...don't answer that.

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Of all of the tooth-rotting sugary breakfast cereals out there, which is your favorite? (i.e. Apple Jacks, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Froot Loops) Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my insulin-destroying breakfast meal of choice.

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What's your favorite "F" word alternative? Freakin'? Fricken'? Effin'? Other? Fiddlesticks!

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Woot ShoppingSheryl just made SAGE! Anyone want to wish her the best in her Sagedom? Congratulations!

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Come in and celebrate my 1000 point Celebration!!!!!!! Way to go! Keep it up. (That very well may have been the first and last time I tell a fellow male to "Keep it up.")

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Hey, I am not available at the moment, so will you leave a message after the click? Hello? Hello? A shucks...it's just a machine.

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Has anyone had cosmetic surgery? Nope. I'm just naturally goofy:)

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Do you think getting breast implants is ok or not ok? It depends on the reason. Some women may get breast implants as a way to boost self-confidence. Others may do it for reasons not strictly limited to that. It really is a case by case thing.

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If Google & Yahoo merged, what would you name this company? Don't know if this was thrown out there yet: Yahoogle

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"Da ben dan .. yao qu mao yi dao" made it to sage today. Anyone wanna congratulate him with me? Nice job. Congratulations.

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Is there a insect you really like?If so what are your reasons for liking it? I'm pretty partial to fireflies and dragonflies. I used to catch fireflies as a kid, and it's something I still do as an adult...although I don't keep them locked up in a holey-jar like I did when I was a kid. Dragonflies, because they are so graceful and the symbolize summertime for me.

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Aristzid has just reached the esteemed level of Sage. Would you like to join me in congratulating him on this marvelous achievement? Congratulations!

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Who wants to join me in congratulating ruffryder_26 on making sage? Congratulations!

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What movie do i absolutely HAVE to see? Kinda dorky, but if I see "Back to the Future" on, I have to sit down and watch it.

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What's the worst thing you've done to one of your siblings? In the evil brother spectrum, this isn't too bad, but still gave me a good chuckle. I ran into her room early one morning, and shook her while saying, "Hurry up, we're late for school." I then went back to my room and found great amusement some 15 minutes later from unmistakable sound of a shrill shriek when she realized, with backpack on shoulder, that it was Saturday morning.

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How do I sneakily tell my boss that my birthday is next Wednesday? Send yourself an early birthday card from a long lost relative. Make sure that it is prominently displayed on your desk. When he asks, just play it off, "Oh, yeah. It's my birthday next week."

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Who turns you on? Beautiful women who wear glasses:)

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If you have had low self esteem for most of your life, is it possible to change? Simple change in attitude. You have to love yourself first, then others will follow.

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Did you get married or unmarried this year? Neither...nor.

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It's GhostWriter13's birthday today. Who would like to join me in wishing GW13 a very happy birthday? Wow! Thanks for the kind wishes. What a nice way to end my birthday. Thanks for putting a smile on this year older face:) And I would be quite remiss not to thank a certain little kitty who is remarkably well tuned into all that's going on around the Bag. Thanks Meow Meow:)

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It is time for the first annual AB Awards nominations! Choose some categories and nominate users. Incredibly unprofitable. We're organizing our annual fund-raiser coming up in October. We had one of our staff, the lady in charge of the fund-raising, resign on Friday, so it's been scramble mode to make sure no one drops the ball. We also have our new session of English classes starting next week, and guess who was at the class registration last night? So to say that the...

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It is time for the first annual AB Awards nominations! Choose some categories and nominate users. Wow...what a hectic morning it's been. How have you been today MsFortunate?

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Do you enjoy pooping? Isn't it liberating sometimes? Yes. It's a very moving experience.

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It is time for the first annual AB Awards nominations! Choose some categories and nominate users. Amazing how it happens everyday at right about the same time. I think we need a cappuccino machine here in the office.

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When you see a child laugh at nothing, I wonder why I don't see the beauty that the child sees, and laugh more. As we grow older, it seems that we laugh less. What do you think of that? How do we start to enjoy life more? If only we could all maintain that innocence that children have. What a wonderful world it would be.

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Is it possible for you head to go up your arse? Like in pictures when you google search it? In a literal sense, no. But I have seen people driving around town with their heads up their asses.

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If Jerry Springer had you on his show, what would the topic heading read? "Writers...the pasty-white underbelly of society."

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What's your birthday? Looming...

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Is eating raw Salmon bad for pregnant women....? Yes. Eating anything uncooked is dangerous to the developing fetus. There are trace amounts of mercury in most seafood, and that is attributed to causing problems with brain development in fetuses. Best of luck.

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Who wants to join me in a big Thank You to the women of the world for being so sweet, smiley, nice-smelling, smooth, huggable, and schmoochable? Yay, women!!! I second that!

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What tv show theme song do you sing every time it comes on? The Cheers theme song.

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I can't stop thinking about this guy that lives 1000 miles away, he lives in oklahoma, And we like each other when i go up and visit, but we dont ever talk about long distance relationships, do you think one could work out? Have you ever tried one? I had a long distance relationship a few years back. She lived in Los Angeles and I'm here in Atlanta. It lasted for a few years and then sputtered out. I blame myself for that. A long distance relationship is like any other relationship in that it takes an investment in time and effort to keep it going. We spent many hours each night talking on the phone or instant messaging. I went out...

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What's your catch phrase? Alright, I'm hitting the road, and I'm not looking back. I hope you have a disturbingly wonderful weekend, filled with fun, friends, family and a whole lot of sunshine. See you on Monday:)

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What comes first chemistry or physical attraction? From a chemistry term, there has to be some sort of physical interaction before there is a chemical reaction. In terms of love it could be either.

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What is a juggalo? A middle-aged gigolo.

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What are the wierdest toppings you have ever seen on a pizza? Not so much strange, but unexpected. I was in Austria and went to a little Italian restaurant. My friends and I were craving something familiar, so we ordered a pepperoni pizza. The waiter, who spoke only broken English, asked us something, as if to clarify if that was what we wanted. Hungrily, we just said it was what we wanted. Fifteen minutes later, he brought us a large pizza with whole...

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The roast is in the oven..with potatoes, carrots and onions..we're having coleslaw (with shredded carrots and slivers of red and green bell pepper)..there will be grilled polenta with cheese..may I invite you all to join us? Any takers? I'll bring the key lime pie for dessert.

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What is the change between boy and man? Things get bigger, deeper, and hairier.

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Does caffeine make you feel happy? I love my 3:00 coffee break...I don't know if it's the coffee or the fact that there are only two hours left in the working day that makes it so special though.

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I know the answer, but I want to see how many other people do. What is the purpose of a spoiler(wing)? I'll give you a hint, its not for show. They keep the rear end from flying up into the air when you're going really fast. Kinda like what underwear is supposed to do.

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What kind of questions/answers inspire you to give a negative score? Questions like: "I only need 25 points to get to the next level. Can you help me out?"

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If a darling little chickadee smashed head-first into your office window and very obviously broke its neck, would you leave it to die or put it out of its misery? Oh, poor little birdie. Putting it out of its misery is probably the most humane thing to do. Of course the question remains...how do you do it?

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What's your catch phrase? You poor thing. I'm glad you're feeling better. Were you able to grab something to eat?

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Is there anything else you want to say? No comment...

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If Answerbag was to charge a montly rate for a user to be on Answerbag, would you still be here? Probably not.

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Do you ever find yourself wondering why you bother trying to maintain friendships and relationships with other people? A life without friends or family is a rather pointless one.

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Why would someone fall in love with you? I'm strong enough to carry my own weight around. I'm tall enough to reach and grasp any goal. I'm athletic enough to overcome many hurdles. I'm smart enough to know the difference between a good wine and a bad whine. And I'm adept at making friends (and more importantly, keeping friends). Plus I've got really nice hair;)

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What gives you the will power to loose weight? Also what helps you keep it off and staying healthy? Have a set goal. A dress you want to be able to wear. A class reunion you want to attend. Living to see your grandkids one day. That's the kind of motivation you need to change to a healthier lifestyle. It's not easy, but it can be done. Good luck!

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What is your pet telling you? "Put the steak in my bowl."

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Have you ever sent a picture of you being naked to total stranger? Never really ever felt the urge to send nude pictures of myself to anyone.

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What's your catch phrase? Piccolo...you must have incredible finger dexterity! Which piece are you playing by Bizet? Anyway, I hope your Friday is off to a rousing start. Talk to you later.

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Big boobs or big brains? Big brains any day. With big brains, you know how to use what you've got. With big boobs, that may be all you've got. With both, you will rule the world:)

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What is your favourite Phil Collins song? Call me a romantic..."Against All Odds"

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The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, or Abbott and Costello? The Stooges all the way. Even mathematically speaking it has to be the Stooges. The three of them versus only the two each in the other teams...I'm such a dork:P

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Do you ever eagerly await for a person you care about to email you? Like a dog waiting for a bone.

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Alright so I made someone mad! But I'm entitled to my own opinion, right? Absotively posilutely.

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?citcelsyd uoy erA It's "dyslexic" and that's not quite how it works.

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What are your favorite reruns? Cheers and the Simpsons.

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Pretend you're two years old again...what are you doing right now? Putting peanut butter in daddy's brand new VHS recorder.

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Why'd you go and break what's already broken? I was trying to fix what had yet to be fixed. My bad.

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Today (September 20th) is Indigo the Rebound Girl's birthday! Who wants to join me in wishing her a great birthday? Happy day you were born...uh...day.

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What makes life go on? Procreation.

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What are your methods for reducing clutter in your office and on your desk? The circular file is particularly useful for that.

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What is the most famous scene in hollywood movies history? "From Here to Eternity" Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr locking lips on the beach.

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Today Is Meow Meow's Birthday. Who would like to join me in wishing her a VERY Happy Birthday? Is she still on AB? In case she is...Happy Freakin' Birthday Meow^2.

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What's your catch phrase? Ignore this answer...it's pretty lame and should be flagged. Sorry.

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Why do fools rush in? They don't know any better.

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'She's a Teddy Bear short of a picnic' - my personal favourite when it comes to these pithy remarks about someone's IQ - what are yours : ) "Somewhere a village is missing its idiot." "He's about as sharp as a bowling ball." - Foghorn Leghorn

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Why are humans so obsessed with the idea of romantic love? We are social beings. And the thought of there being a single person out there that is ideal for you is instilled in us through our upbringings, societal influences and such (Mr./Ms. Right syndrome). With that in the back of our minds, we create fantasies about what it should be like when we meet that person. I guess that was a long-winded way for saying, "we can't help it."

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Do you have a favorite dish at a particular restaurant? Care to share what it is? Good googly moogly, that's quite a list.

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What is the modal letter in the word january? Yeah...what your avatar says.

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It is time for the first annual AB Awards nominations! Choose some categories and nominate users. Ms.Fortunate for being everybody's favorite Girl Next Door.

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What is something that just doesn't make sense to you? Women :)

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When the ice cream truck tours through your neighborhood, what do you usually get? Nutty Buddy:)

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What would be your final answer, if your goal is self-discovery? "Damn, what a mess."

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You know you have a crush on another ABer when...? ...you could be arrested for stalking if you did in real life what you do in the Bag.

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When was the last time you sang for someone? What did you sing? That's cool. Thanks for answering.

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Why do cheese doodles smell like feet? Which came first...the feet or the cheese?

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What's your catch phrase? It'll grow back...maybe.

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Do you agree with me when i say men get turned on by the simpliest things? Oh baby...I love it when you talk that way;)

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Would the world be better off had computers never come into the equation? When considered in light of crashed hard drives, slow CPUs and such, I say, maybe. Granted, computers have definitely made some things better, but I leave you with this mental picture...The "I'm-so-happy-to-be-working-here" cashier who tries to scan a UPC label no less than a dozen times before she just enters the price manually into the cash register.

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Who wants to congratulate KozDracon on making the level of sage? Congratulations brother!

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How far above or below sea level are you right now? Literally, 1050 feet above sea level. Figuratively, in way over my head.

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What is the worst contextual usage of the word "fiddling"? Please write a creative sentence or sentences. Example: The heart surgeon was fiddling with the man's insides. Nice question:) "Our company's accountant was fiddling with the numbers."

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Want to congratulate me? I'm getting married next Friday, just found out LOL. That's great. Congratulations!

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Remarkably beautiful and wise... Describe your favorite person using only 2 adjectives and 1 adverb. As long as you promise not to drop me:) Enjoy your lunch.

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Can you prove to me that you exist? I'm just a figment of your imagination.

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Do you remember faces, names, or is your memory hopeless for either? You know, the older I get, the more I realize...what was the question?

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What bug scares you the most? Two-inch cockroaches that fly into your face...yeach:P

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Do you believe everything is a math problem? Yep...and the answer is almost always 3.

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How about a shout out to ilovemybaby for making Sage !! Thanks:) Congratulations!

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I want to become an ESL or English teacher, either through Teach for America (I find out Thursday!) or alternative certification. Any advice for a newbie teacher looking to change the world? Be respectful of your students. I teach English to adults and I have to keep reminding myself that they have lives outside of the classroom, and although they may want to study every minute of they day, more often than not, they are unable to do so. Patience is a virtue, especially where education is concerned.

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What is the first word that comes to your mind? Huh?

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What is the funniest joke you've ever heard that involes someone walking into a bar? A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. The bartender says "What can I get you?" Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes? Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd): No, I'm afraid we don't. And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar. The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up on a bar stool. Bartender: Hi....

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Would anyone like to help me congratulate Meow Meow for reaching SAGE LEVEL? Hey! You made it! Congratulations!

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Who is the “most sexy” actress over 40? Jane Seymour

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What brand of tires do you have on your car? Do you like them? I had a feeling you'd be asking this question:) I personally have Pirelli tires on my car and they serve me just fine. But don't take my word for it: http://www.tirerack.com/tires/reviews/MenuServlet?search=surveyComments

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Jay Was Here has finally asked and answered his way all the way to Sage... Who wants to thank him and congratulate him for a job well done? Congratulations Jay. Job well done.

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Can you name someone or something that you believe George W. Bush could be smarter than? The knob on my bed-side table...maybe.

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Do you ever use made-up words or expressions instead of cussing? If so, which one(s) do you use most often? Ah...heck no. I just let loose with the mortar forking profanity like a frazzarazzing gangsta. Peace out, yo!

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What is the best yet strangest topping that you enjoy on ice cream? Crushed Cheetos. That whole sweet/salty dynamic yields a surprisingly tasty result.

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Is it wrong to flirt shamelessly with several different ABers? I think it depends on the situation. If it's clear that both parties have a genuine "thing" going on, then there is some sort of unspoken "monogamy" even in the on-line realm. If both parties are just having some playful banter, then all bets are off. By the way...how are you today?

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Where is AB Adam? Sharing an apple with AB Eve.

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Your greatest lover - were you in love with them or was it just phenomenal sex? Emotional attachment makes it that much sweeter.

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What is the date of the oldest email that you've saved or left in your inbox? Why are you keeping it? I have an email dated back to 1995. I've forwarded it from email account to email account, and it sits in my current Inbox. It was from a special friend, who I miss terribly.

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Who was your very first celebrity crush? Smurfette...

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Who wants to congratulate Sheepingly on reaching SAGE LEVEL? Congratulations Sheepingly.

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How many emails are crowding your inbox right now? Not as many as there are in my SPAM folder.

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Humbly speaking, how humble are you? I'm the most humble person in the world :)

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Want a mafia name? Enter yours at this website: http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php Post it when finished. Not-Very-Nice Guy Jack

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What is there an abundance of where you live? Mullets...

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According to google, what are you not? (google "NAME is not") Steve is not going to give in and eat animal products if the jail refuses to provide vegan food. Steve is not the same sex as Steve. Steve is not an idiot. All of which are news to me...except for the last one:)

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It's Penny the Wise's birthday today. Would you like to help me wish her a happy birthday? Happy Birthday Penny! Happy Birthday...did I miss the party?

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It seems as if though I have a troll. Does this troll have the balls to stand up and announce yourself? He or she will probably stay deep in the shadows. Be flattered that someone took an interest in you.

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How do you treat telemarketers when they call you? Repeat everything they say.

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Is there a character in a movie that you wish you were? Austin Powers! Yeah baby! :B

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When was the last time you sewed something? Last year when I noticed that the tux I was wearing for my friend's wedding was missing a button.

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What is the best type of french fry? KFC Potato Wedges.

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What not to say at the alter...? "No. On second thought, I don't."

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Is it me? or is PENNY just AWESOME? Aye...that she is.

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You know you are skinny when...? You have to run around in the shower to get wet.

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Do you really think time goes fast?(If so)Why? Interesting you should ask. I was actually pondering this myself this past weekend. I believe an explanation I heard some years ago makes the most sense: To a 1 year-old, a year is proportionally large when compared to their time as sentinent beings (1 year / 1 year = 100%). At 2 years of age, one year constitutes half of his or her existence (1 year / 2 years = 50%). Compare that to a...

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Who wants to join me in congratulating Snap. Crackle. Jax. on becoming a SAGE? Way to go Jaxy! Keep it going.

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Do you have a message you would like to share with the world? Lighten up. It's not that serious.

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If you could rename google what would you name it? Djibouti. It has nothing to do with Google whatsoever, but the name amuses me so much:D

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A pack of velociraptors attack your home. How do you defend yourself? I would walk outside and teach them that I am much more highly evolved than they are and by rights, will "out-survive" them because I am more fit. (Assuming I survive the lesson)I would then stand with a smug expression on my face as they walk sullenly back into the jungle. Or I could just remind them that they are extinct.

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Has anyone else noticed the glaring and sudden absence of GhostWriter13? He has been fairly inactive for a couple of days. Yeah. I hear he's been a little busy trying to actually work at...er...work. But he misses his friends on AB terribly...especially a certain someone who knows who she is:)

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When you die, how would you like to be remembered? Someone who tried his best.

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If you could snap your fingers and magically every illegal alien would be gone from the entire USA what do imagine would happen the next day? There would only be American Indians left...

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Who wants to join me in congratulating Jaxquelyn LOVES Horchatas because her work is offering to pay her tuition if she goes back to school? That's great Jax...now go hit the books:)

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Congratulations to Penny The Wise for reaching the Maestro level! Who else would like to send their congrats to Penny? Congrats Penny! Congrats Penny. Couldn't have happened to a better Bagger.

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Do you have a problem with moving your bowels in a public restroom? Oh man...the thought of putting my arse on something that thousands of other guys have put their arses on scares me to know end.

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What not to say at job interview? You got anything to eat? I hit the bong on the way over, and I've got the munchies like you wouldn't believe.

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Why haven't we eradicated stupid people? Don't worry. They'll take care of themselves...somehow.

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300 or Troy? Haven't even seen it yet, but I hear 300 blows Troy away.

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Which celebrity are you the most tired hearing about in the media? Is "all of them" an acceptable answer?

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What is the most important lesson you have learned in life? It really is that hot.

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Why are 75% of the questions on the homepage This or That questions? Ah...I'm surprised that it's only 75%. I guess we got here on a good day.

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How long would us humans survive if at this very moment, we all went blind? Don't know how long we'd last, but I call first dibs on the Guide-Monkey.

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On a day when you don't have to work what time do you usually get up? Shh...I'm still sleeping;)

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Whats best - Being happily single, or happily attached? x In terms of tax benefits, it's not even close.

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I just read Harry Potter 7 in less than 24 hours... Am I a freak? Not a freak...just highly motivated.

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Do you think AB shoud add a private message feature? Oh goodness. I hardly get any work done as it is. I should just quit now:)

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What are some palindromes you love? Never odd or even. Murder for a jar of red rum. Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.

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Have you ever put anything in your butt? Not personally, but I have seen several people driving with their heads tucked squarely up their arses, and been around coworkers who sit around with their thumbs up their poopers as well.

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Would you ever date outside of your race? Love is color-blind.

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Would you ever date outside of your race? Love is color-blind.

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What a good comeback when someone tells you that you are an a-hole? Going back to the schoolyard: "I'd rather be an a$$hole than a whole ass."

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I've just pressed something on the keyboard and the web page now takes up the entire screen. I havn't got those internet icon thingys at the top of the screen anymore, nor can I see what's open at the bottom. What did I press and how do I change it back? Hit the "F11" key.

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Do you think this is rude or funny? someone came into the place were i work and said to me," can you help me out " i said back to them, " which way did you come in ". Pretty dang funny. Society's so uptight about everything nowadays. Why can't we all just learn to take a joke and laugh at ourselves from time-to-time instead of being offended at the slightest thing?

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How often have you feigned knowing someone you've utterly forotten the name of? Yeah...ol' what's his name.

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Underwear- label inside or outside? As my Mother always told me, "You don't have to show the whole world who made your underwear."

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If the best baker in the world offered to make you your favorite cake for your Birthday free of charge, what kind of cake would it be? How big would it be? Pineapple Upside Down Cake.

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What makes you laugh every time you think about it, or hear it? A word, a joke- anything that makes you laugh and things of good things. I need a good laugh! Hominy Grits.

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342-173=? [(33 x 5)+(220/55)] / [(85 x 9) - (191 x 4)] I hope you all appreciated that. That took me forever to figure out:)

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Can anyone think of anything worse than hearing your parents have sex? Your dad describing in detail what he did to your mom last night while you're just trying to enjoy your bowl of corn flakes.

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WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO GET A WOMEN INTERESTED IN YOU IF SHE NEVER SEEMS TO LOOK IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION? Lick your eyebrows;)

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You are the "Proper Behaviour" police. What would become illegal? Mouth-breathing and whistling nostrils.

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What is your favorite song by Aerosmith? Sweet Emotion. Walk this Way.

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Last night I hugged the lead singer of Papa Roach. Does that make me famous too? Very cool, but I'm sure you'll be remembered for being more than just "that chick who hugged the Papa Roach dude." :)

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Can you Control+Alt+Delete with one hand? Yeah, but I cheat by using the CTRL/ALT on the right side of the keyboard.

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Im 18 im in a golf major wish me luck plz Best of luck. Keep it straight.

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What do you think should happen to Michael Vick? Spray him with Eau de Kibble and throw him in a cage full of hungry pit bulls.

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What was the first book you ever read, and did you like it? Something with teeth marks and drool stains all over it, and I think it goes "honk" when you squeeze it in just the right spot:)

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What could be the cause of drowsiness during the middle of the day besides lack of sleep? The Pollo Loco Burrito you had for lunch?:)

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Are you currently east or west of the Mississippi river I can get to the Mississippi going east or west. It's a lot faster if I go west though...

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How can you kill that which has no life? Make like Dr. Frankenstein then Dr. Kevorkian.

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Are you superstitious and what of? Shhh...Don't talk about superstitions...Oh dang it!

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What song usually puts you in a good mood when it comes on the radio? As over-played as it has been lately: Woo Hoo - 5678's Plus the lyrics are pretty easy to memorize.

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What song is stuck in your head today, July 26th? Proud Mary - CCR

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You know you're a geek when... Ha ha...I am failing this test miserably;)

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Which do you like, Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi with pizza (for some odd reason). Coke with every other type of junk food.

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When you recieve a wedding invitation, whats your first reaction? Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock...

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What should be the punishment if someone is caught stealing the money on a store counter that is being raised for a crippled child? He or she should be throttled with a fistful of Slim Jims, then forced to eat them.

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What do you do when you fall in love with your best friend? Enjoy it. You probably already have a lot in common...being best friends and all.

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If your deoderant was a person, what kind of personality would it have? A crabby old man who speaks with an Irish accent.

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When do you think you stopped being cute? I think my mother carries around ultrasound pictures of me in her wallet;)

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How big was the biggest bruise you've ever had, and what was the story behind it? Huge, huge bruise on my forehead. After a night of inebriating, I tried to prove to a group of friends that I was better than the average man, and that I didn't need to put my pants on one leg at a time. Oh the shame...

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Given your current lifestyle, how do you think you will die? How would you prefer? I will probably die sitting at a computer trying to think up a clever question...

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Mohawks or mullets? Momullets dude!

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Would rather be a sea pirate or a space pirate? Why? Sea Pirate. Sea-sickness aside, I don't know of a space pirate that can say "Arr" convincingly.

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What do you think what is your main purpose here on AnswerBag? It beats the alternative of actually being productive at work.

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Want to find out how many people in the US have your name go to http://howmanyofme.com/search/ there are 0 people with my first name and their are 2,357 with my surname which makes it the 13,124th popular name in the US. There are 819,499 other goofballs out there. And not surprisingly, 99.63 of us are males.

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I think Tivo is one of the best inventions in the world. What do you think about Tivo? Has it enriched your life too? It has enriched it to an extent, but it has also cursed it in a way. Back in the day, if I missed a show, I missed it. But now, I have everything I could possibly want recorded. I have about 60 hours of programming to watch, and it's a bit daunting. Oh whoa is me...:)

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I'll buy you lunch today at McDonald's. What do you want? McCoronary with a side of Angioplasty please.

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What do you spell when you take your moms last 2 letters from her first name and the last 2 letters from your first name? Jave

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What is the best TV show of all-time Cheers.

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What do you think of when you think of Scotland? Fat Bastard...Git in my belly!

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Do you find it difficult to say no to those who impose upon your good nature? ^ Middle name is "sucker".

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When someone mentions to you that they are Italian, what's the first thing that pops into your head? Right or wrong, Super Mario.

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What food would you totally pig out on? @@@@@Sushi@@@@@

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Whats your 'morning hair' like... pretty cool or hideous troll? It's awful.

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Can I get a high five? Pass it around...I'll make sure he gets a toke.

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If I requested your friendship, would you accept or deny my request? Accept it...unless you're a weenie or something.

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Men: How in the world can you pee at a urinal with another male standing next to you? I think, as a female, I would have a mental block and not even one drop would not come out! The ability to go in the presence of others is an ability that is carefully protected by the existence of men's restroom etiquette. 1. Under no circumstances are you to look over, motion towards or otherwise make an sudden movements in the direction of another occupant. 2. Small talk is frowned upon, unless a formal relationship exists between said occupants. 3. Discussions of...

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What animated character bests fits your personality? Marge (minus the huge blue hair and the breasts / plus the male appendages). She frets about things until it's time to kick some ass.

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Which sport makes the female body look most attractive? Anything outside of Women's bowling.

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My one month old infant has not had a bowel movement in three days. What are some home remedies to cure this? It's typical for children to go a couple of days without a bowel movement. But once it gets to 3 days, it's time to worry and seek professional help.

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Hubby said he is not in love with me..but does love me...he is in love with another woman...said he wants me sexually..what is that suppose to mean if he says he loves another It means, he sounds like a big weenie.

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If a 3 year old asked you how they were made what would you say? Kids nowadays are so smart. I say you tell him/her the truth...Mommy and Daddy loved each other so much that they made you so they could have someone else to share the love with.

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Is there a chance of that my mother is keeping the new Harry Potter book (which we ordered) secret from me, just so she can read it first? If you're Mother is the vindictive, petty type, then maybe.

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Would you join me in wishing mx_rider719 a happy birthday? Also, a "Welcome to AB" if you haven't yet? Welcome Birthday MX_rider Happy...or something like that.

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Is there a sports team you hate so much, you wouldn't date some one because they are a fan? Which team? I'd like to think I'm mature enough not to allow something as silly as a favorite team to keep me from dating someone...unless it was Tennessee.

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Name one dumb thing you've done in this past week? Woke up and went to work. I was stupid enough to do it each day this week. I'm stupid enough to probably do it again next week. Ay yai yai.

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What one activity makes you feel free? I put on an orange jump suit and run outside like a mad man.

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How do you motivate yourself to clean your home when it's really messy? I have a mess to clean up and I don't want to- how can I help psych myself up for it? I invite someone over. Fear (even fear of ridicule for having a messy house) is a great motivator.

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Is there something important for you to do today? Probably...just can't seem to recall what it is though.

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What are the main differences between a cheetah and a three toed sloth? About 65 mph.

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What's the most stupidest thing you've mistakenly used in the kitchen? My mate's boy used Lime cordial once as cooking oil because it was in the same type of dimpled bottle !! Using salt instead of sugar for a cheesecake I was making. Yuck :P

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Why do you think, when I get really sensually turned on, I shiver? I can't find an explanation, it's not just a shudder, but a full blown lip trembling teeth chatting shiver, but I don't feel cold or get goosebumps. Any ideas? I think it's from the added adrenaline that's coursing through your veins.

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Do you think you are a points fairy or a points troll? More often than not, I give out points. I think I may have only given negative points twice since I've been here.

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When I want to be polite and there are others around, the "swear" words I use are..."dumbhead nimnut idiot jerk". It releases tension without being vulgar. Do you have any benign words you use in place of what you really want to say? I just laugh maniacally. It makes me feel better while making the offending party feel awkward:)

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Does anyone know a good lie i could use to tell my mom so i could get a little money from her? How about this one: "Hey Mom, can I borrow some money?"

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Well, my boyfriend licked the puke for me. Who else is excited that I get free cable? I feel queasy... :P

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What should I never say to you? "Bite me." I tend to take things literally.

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I am getting two puppies a boy and a girl (staffordshire bull terriers) - any suggestions on names? Boris and Natasha.

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If someone offered to pay your cable bill for a year if you licked their vomit would you do it? I've really been offered. No way. That's really messed up.

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What do you find attractive about the male/female body? I love a nice shapely neck and the collar bone area. I guess I should change my name to Vlad or something.

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How many times a day do men think about sex? Just once a day...but it lasts for 24 hours:)

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What happens when you press down Alt + F4? Oh nooooooooooooooo

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What is your favourite kind of cereal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What reality show would you never be on? Cheaters.

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If you can be any mythical or supernatural creature which would you pick? Something with wings. Rush hour sucks.

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Why would you want to be a pirate? Arr...because I be looking good in a poofy shirt and tight pants.

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Is it just me or does it seem like the rude population is growing at a staggering rate? I agree to an extent. Yes, people are less tolerant and patient than they used to be. But common courtesy has gone by the wayside. What happened to the good old days when you waved your hand to say thank you when someone let you pull in front of them on the road?

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Have you successfully house trained a dog. How did you do this? You have to sacrifice a few nights of good sleep. Take the puppy outside every three hours or so. When it does its business outside, heap on the praise. Lengthen the times in between (3 hours on Monday/ 3.5 hours on Tuesday/ etc.)until Fido can hold it through the night.

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Men: What is the perfect breast size? (Using bra sizes.) All breasts are beautiful;)

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What is the oddest word you say when you get angry? (not a swear though) Fiddlesticks!

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What not to say to a man with "man breasts"? "How they hanging?"

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Michael Vick (Falcon's QB) was indicted on charges related to illegal dog fighting. Should he be banned from the NFL? If he is indeed found guilty, then yes, he should be banned from the NFL...but that will be the least of his worries. He will have up to 5 years to think about how he wasted his life and his talent by doing something as stupid and as cruel as dog fighting. Just reading how he and his cohorts allegedly "euthanized" poor performing dogs is absolutely disgusting. Of course we know...

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Who was your favourite Ninja turtle? Like Cowabunga Dude. Has to be Michaelangelo. Love the happy go lucky out look on life.

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What will your famous last words be? "Screw you guys. I'm going home..."

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What not to say to your date's parents? "Don't wait up." And that probably will be the last thing I say to him and anyone else.

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I just bought that bra from VS that can be worn 100 ways, and it came with an instruction manual! What is the world coming to? I thought there were only two ways of wearing a bra: 1. On 2. Off Of course, I'm a silly male who doesn't have boobs.

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What can swim faster a panda or a goat I think a panda would. I think a panda's limbs have a full range of motion (180 degrees), enabling them to get more torque per stroke. The unfortunate goat only has a very limited range of motion (flickering my index and middle fingers in a 45 degree angle range as if you can see them). The goat would more than likely only be able to tread water because of the silly little...

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What is your favorite type of Jewelry? (i.e. necklaces, earrings, body jewely, etc.) Not big into jewelry. A watch is as flashy as I get.

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If you were the last person on earth, would you still wear clothes? I think in most "end of the world" scenarios I've seen, nudity plays a big part:)

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What's the worst thing you can say to someone at a nude beach? "The sign says, 'Clothing Optional'. In your case it should say, 'Clothing Absolutely Required'."

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Who here can speak Spanish? Si. Yo hablo. Pero solo un poco.

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Do I have sh*t coming out of my ears? No, but your eyes may be brown:)

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My boyfriend (AKA the jar-opener) is at work. Any tips on how I can get a salsa jar open without him? Bang the lid portion against the counter edge (not too hard, not too soft). I don't understand the physics of how it works. Maybe you startle the jar into opening?

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Would you wear Play-Doh cologne? http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1698 I love the smell of Play-Doh, but the only way I would wear Play-Doh cologne is if I was trying to impress a room full of 4-year olds.

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Thursday, July 19th is sweet Miss Zee's birthday. Anybody else want to wish my favorite, rambling, semi-psychotic, liberal, ex-Utahan a happy day? Happy Birthday.

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Which Sesame Street character are you? (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4525550649363613939) You scored 72% Organization, 56% abstract, and 69% extroverted!You are very organized, both concrete and abstract, and more extroverted. Here is why are you Big Bird. You are both very organized. You almost always know where your belongings are and you prefer things neat. You may even enjoy cleaning and find it therapeutic. Big Bird is never sloppy and always under control... pretty good...

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What was your crime? (google "<your name here> was arrested for") Steve was arrested for lewd behavior after he exposed himself in the dining room of the retirement home where the jazz ensemble he played drums in was performing. How does Google know these things?

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What is the last movie you rented on DVD? Pursuit of Happyness. Nice story.

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Should people, who deliver newspapers in their automobile, be cited for driving on the wrong side of the road? Maybe. But the guy who delivers newspapers in my neighborhood should be cited for not having a functioning muffler and driving through neighborhoods at 4-fricking-30 in the morning.

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Some delis create sandwiches named after people... what would yours be called and what would be in it? The GhostWriter. Your choice of bread. Lots and lots of bologna.

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What would you say in your personal ad? "Nice guy for nice girl."

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Why do you think members ask questions then don't give points for any of the answers? ( I know it's personal opinion but some answers seem very good.) I think a lot of people here feel entitled to points. I personally think points are tossed around too easily for very poorly thought-out answers or questions. I know that I usually do give out points to people that answer questions I post, but I will try to give varying amounts of points based upon the level of thought that went into the answer.

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Does anyone play a type of musical instrument and why did you choose that to play Grew up playing piano, because my Mother thought it would be good for me to know. Taught myself to play guitar so I could woo women:)

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Are you comfortable being the center of attention or do you prefer to let others be in the spotlight? Uh...um...why is everyone looking at me?

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I found a mushed cherry on my desk at work. Could it be a death threat? I wouldn't worry...unless you're a cherry.

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What's the best cure for hiccups? Strip down to my birthday suit, don my Michael Meyer's mask and run around the house until I pass in front of a mirror. It also does a great job of curing the hiccups of anyone else I chance upon. Or that holding your breath thing.

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What was your worst age? 0-2. No one understood what I was saying. I couldn't eat solid foods. I was constantly sh*tting in my shorts. And people were constantly looking down at me. ;)

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You know you have a big butt when...? Each cheek is in a different time zone.

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Put the word "tampon" into the subject of a Movie title. (ex: " The little tampon that could") "I Know What You did (with the) Last Tampon"

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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say? ::Front:: See Reverse for Care Instructions ::Reverse:: See Front for Care Instructions I'm kinda enigmatic like that.

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Do you have a little echo? If yes, what did it say? Mine always asks me, "What the hell were you thinking?"

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It's Jodie44's birthday! Who would like to join me in wishing her a wonderful birthday? Happy birthday.

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What American author was born in 1835, the year Halleys Comet appeared , and claimed he would die 76 years later when the comet reappeared? That'd be Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain.

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How many numbers of Pi do you know? (3.14 dont count) 3.14yaddayadda...

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Kevin has a Birthday July 13th , would you like to join me in wishing him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY? A happy birthday greeting to the ______est guy I don't really know.

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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard? It may not be the funniest one in the world, but it always makes me chuckle to myself like a madman: How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her. Thanks, I'll be here all week:)

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What is the grossest thing that you would eat for $1000? It has to be something that is not usually considered food. Aunt Edna's meatloaf surprise. And no, it is not usually considered food:(

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What does Google say you look like? (Google "(your name) looks like") "Steve looks like a GQ model on Flickr."

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What is the most dangerous thing you can do with a potato? French fry it. That stuff will kill you...one day:P

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Do you dance in your mirror at home, or make impressions or anything like that? I make pretend that I'm someone who has all of his mental faculties in order...is it working?:)

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I think my boyfriend is addicted to the game World of Warcraft. How can I get him to stop playing that game and spend more time with me? Either get rid of the computer or start dressing like an Orc.

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Do you know anyone who always begins breakfast by pretending that the sausage is raping the bagel in the bagel hole, while making squish squish noises? I thought Uncle Bob was the only one who did that...Oh my...

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What's your favourite way of sleeping? Door open or shut? Window open or shut? Landing light on or off? cushion over head? hugging quilt? spread eagled? naked? Doors closed. Windows open. In boxers, holding a pillow...drooling like there's no tomorrow.

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After my mother died 10 yrs ago, if I wanted to see my family, I am usually the one to make the call for a reunion. I got 1 reunion together & it was hell. My family fell apart after mom died & it seems like I'm grasping @ straws. Should I give up? Only in a few things in life are worth fighting for. Family is one of those tings. Keep trying. I'm sure you're not alone amongst your family in wanting to keep the family together.

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If a man opens a door for you ladies, do you like it or would you prefer other treatment? Men, who do you open the door for? I open the door for anyone...I'm kinda goofy like that.

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How often do you use profanity? What f*cking profanity?

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BS, MS, PHD. Please give me your interpretations? BS - Bull Sh*t MS - More Sh*t PHD - Permanent Head Damage

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What does your shirt say right now? Hopefully nothing...that would freak me out.

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How do you feel about public display of affection? The same way I feel about public displays of aggression...keep it at home, yo.

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What makes you realise your getting old or that your no longer part of the "young generation"? Just being around them is enough to convince me. I just don't understand them. Do you?:)

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Do you prefer to take baths or showers? Haven't had a bath (by myself) since I was a kid. There's just too much effort involved. Showers are so much quicker.

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What did the last text message you recieved say? "WHERE DA F*CK R U?" I've got some pushy friends.

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Can you describe your chilhood in 1 word? Short

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What consitutes being a new member on AB? How much time as a member? Enough time for the callousness to set in, which usually follows your first encounter with a troll.

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What's your favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant like? It's dark. Everything in the restaurant has a sort of greasy film over it that makes you not want to touch anything. The jukebox only plays old Journey songs, and the waitress is in a constant state of dourness, befitting a woman named, Flo. But the food is awesome. Not coincidentally, I think the name of the restaurant is "Hole in the Wall Diner."

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Do you go Yummy to liver and onions --? Not unless I'm really plastered, and there are no Twinkies in the pantry.

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You know you're getting old when.....? When hair starts growing out of places where you didn't know hair could grow out of.

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What two things make you smile? Little kid questions and really bad "knock-knock" jokes.

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Hypothetical: You're walking down the street and you hear two cat calls: one from Brad Pitt/ or Angelina Jolie and the other from Crazy Homeless Guy/Crazy Homeless Lady. Does it make a difference, or do you accept both equally? Is one better? Doesn't matter. People are people. And the homeless person's opinion is just as valuable (if not more so than the out of touch Brangelinas).

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When was the last time someone cast an admiring glance in your direction? The last time I walked past the bathroom mirror:)

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If you were the eighth dwarf in Snow White what would your name be? Sloppy

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What's the last thing you want to hear as a response when you tell someone you love them? "What was your name again?"

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Today is July 9th, 2007...what was the 1st thing to piss you off today? Traffic.

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Describe your first kiss in one word. Sloppy...

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If you had to name your newborn child after a part of the human body, what would you choose? Spleen McQueen

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So you wake up in a strange hotel room with a bad hangover and Hillary Clinton asleep on your arm. What do you do? Take a shower with my toaster...

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Anyone care to join ABA? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/1061903 Hi...I'm Steve, and I'm a Bagoholic.

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Can you describe the exact opposite of yourself in one word? Serious.

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My mom just bought my dad an "Air Supply" CD. So, here's my question: how can I destroy a CD and make it look like an accident? Through personal experience, I've found it is easier to make things mysteriously vanish versus accidental destruction.

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If you're a Vegetarian, are you allowed to eat... well, let's just say "have oral sex"? Are you referring to the actual act or whether a vegetarian should spit or swallow? If referring to the act...no. The result of the act...depends on the vegetarian?:)

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What are the consequences of becoming addicted to Answerbag? Sleep deprivation and possible unemployment...

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What do ticks,flies,and mosquities do for us? Get under our skin.

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Can you really have guiltfree casual sex? Guilt free? Yes. Consequence free? Not always.

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What is one thing that makes you different from everyone else? something you say or do etc etc I don't put on my pants one leg at a time, and I have the big knot on my forehead to prove it.

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If a guy calls you just to say good-night, it means...? He's either a really sweet, thoughtful guy, or he wants to go swimming with you on your waterbed. Let's hope it's option A:)

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What word that begins with E best describes you? Evasive.

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What should we do if a person tells lie? Chop off his wooden nose.

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How do you personally stifle flatulence? Flex the sphincter muscle.

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If prostitution was legalized worldwide & socially acceptable, would you frequently engage in sexual acts with a prostitute? No. There's still something wrong with the idea of paying for sex.

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Who was the last person you hugged? The Easter Bunny. It's been a while...

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Is there a landmark age where you start becoming forgetful ? I think I may have reached it !! Whichever age it was that I reached 2 years ago...wish I could remember what that was.

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If you could change gender for one day, would you do it? Heck yeah. And I would probably stand naked in front of a mirror the entire day.

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What were you doing five minutes ago? Unfortunately, the same thing I'll be doing in 5 minutes...pretending to be hard at work.

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I can either pay my rent or my car payment. Which one do I choose? You can live in your car, but you can't drive your apartment:)

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If you awoke in a tent with sore knees and a hangover would you tell anyone? As long as it was just my knees that were sore.

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Today I heard(from reliable sources)that McDonalds puts paper as well as other unmentionable things in their burgers,have you heard of this also? I think the paper should be the least of our worries:(

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Do you yell at something when it stops working? Like it was a family member...

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What do you sleep with every night? The same sense of hope that tomorrow will truly be a better day.

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Before going to sleep, what do you usually do? Assume the fetal position.

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Who, other than yourself, is your favorite Answerbag user? Everybody here is pretty cool...except for those with "trolling" tendencies.

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What are some good male and female names for my baby? Boy: Alexander or Nathan Girl: Audrey or Zoe.

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DOES TYPING IN ALL-CAPS ANNOY OTHER ANSWERBAG USERS? NoT aS mUcH aS pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs.

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What is your Answerbag account? (It's your email address + your password) email address: youmustbeoutofyourmind@goaway.com Password: getreal

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My baby sister just turned 12 years old & my mom let her go out on a date,& the boy kissed her,& my mom was ok with it,now my mom is allowing my sister 2 stay home alone with her date to"study"while my mom goes 2 work.Do u think my mom is wrong for this? It depends on your sister. Obviously, your mother has a lot of trust in your sister to allow her to be in situations like this. Plus, it doesn't help that she's the "baby" of the family. My youngest brother never got a spanking in his life. The babies of families can get away with anything.

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If you could date a celebrity, who would you choose? Audrey Hepburn.

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How many syllables does your name have? First name and last name combined have 2 syllables.

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What turns you on the most? Really hot women who wear glasses...I'll be right back...

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Today is my birthday July3rd and I am not having a good day. Can anyone cheer me up right now? Happy Birthday dear girl!

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How do you say "cheers" in different languages? Korean: Kun Bae

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How i could be a good boyfriend? Keep this simple mantra in mind: "I am always wrong."

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What are the disadvantages of watching TV? Couch potato waistline.

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Does eating turkey burgers rather than beef really make a difference? It does to a cow.

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Would anybody else like to congratulate White Light-White Heat as Answernag's newest and 13th Maestro? Sure, why not.

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Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Sounds like you had a great time. Thanks.

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Should you tell a coworker if he or she has b.o. or let it slide and live with it? Ah...office etiquette. The necessity for you to tell the offending coworker of the offensive odor is directly proportional to the proximity of your desk to his/her desk. If you have to whiff the B.O. constantly, then drop the subtle, "Do you smell something funny?" question. If you only "see" the person sporadically during the day, then let it go. Choose your...

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Why are men attracted to lesbians? The same reason why some people are attracted to the "Buy One - Get One Free" sale at WalMart.

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Do you think Paris Hilton should rot in jail like the rest of the human beings who do wrong? She should do no more or no less time than the average person who commits the same crime she did. I'm tired of hearing about preferencial treatment for "special" people.

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Your spending a night in by yourself...what do you make for dinner? The easier the better. I'll probably call for a pizza.

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If the answer is 42 what is the question? Two consenting adults are in the middle of making love. They are poised in the 69 position, but one partner is only giving 60.87% effort. What is it then called?

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What makes you smile instantly? A tongue in my ear.

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What don't you like about yourself? And why haven't you done anything to fix that "problem". I'm a procrastinator. I'll do it tomorrow.

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Princess Bride or Princess Diaries? Princess bride...hands down.

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Which is the longest word in an English dictionary? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Should British police officers carry guns? Considering the hats they wear, I would say, "yes."

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I was sacked from my job and need to find another 1, what do i put on an aplication form when they ask reason for leaving because sacked isnt gonna get me the job? "Philosophical differences?" - (ie: Didn't see eye to eye with the boss.)

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Has a question or an answer ever made you so angry you started to shake? Unfortunately, I've come to expect stupidity from most people in the world, so much so that I am at times astonished when someone says something clever. A bit pessimistic, wouldn't you say?

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What does it mean your name for you? Oh, it's just something people know me as.

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What's one food that as a child you hated, but now can't get enough of? Or as a child loved, but now can't stand? Chicken Nuggets.

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Should a person get a job? Only if they want to eat.

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Ive been on answerbag all day do you think i have a problem Apparently you aren't the only one.

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Would you have boob implants? If I did, I would have no more reason to leave the house:)

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When it comes down to it, is it really the thought that counts? Only if the gift really, really sucks.

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Are you left handed or right handed, when you write? I do not believe the ten percent figure is accurate, do you? With me "write" hand.

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How do I catch a wave? Hopefully with your mouth closed.

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What's the worst gift you can give someone for their birthday? A bag of rocks, without the bad or the rocks.

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How do I catch the woolly mammoth that stole my sister? Don't use fabric softener. The static cling will freeze it in place and you can rescue your sister at your leisure.

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Is there something else you would like to add? A side of ranch please.

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Other than humans, what other animals have been known to engage in anal sex, whether it's male-on-male, or male-on-female? I know that Chimps and Gorillas masturbate.

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What is your favorite song by The Cure? In Between Days.

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What would your porn star name be? (It's the name of your first pet + the street you grew up on.) Shorty Howell. Don't know if I like that too much.

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What do you think paris hilton keeps in her car? Spare panties.

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My boyfriend says an ipod is no better than an mp3 player,it's just a name and not worth the money.What do you think? As long as it plays music and is smaller than your head, it'll do. I will admit that Apple has done a good job of branding iPod so that everyone wants one...myself included.

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How do you lose fat on your stomach? Everyone has a six-pack...it's just a matter of getting to it. Don't over do it on the crunches and ab work outs...just be mindful of what you eat.

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Female's watching porn...is that common? Uh huh. Some of my former girl friends were bigger freaks than I am...er was.

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Why if your told not to do something do you do it? Why does a bear poop in the woods?:)

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I met this really nice man upon a dating website hes 46 and im 17 nearly 18 is it wrong? Yeah...I must echo the sentiments of my fellow baggers. Red flags all over the place. I'd say keep in touch with him over the internet and see if things are the same in a couple of years. Either you'll discover that your feelings were true or his true colors will show. Be careful.

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Why is my answer "bag" larger than everyone else's? There comes a time in every young man or young woman's life when his or her body goes through changes...

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Hi I am looking for someone to tell me what is the easiest and fastest way to commit suicide. I went to 6 doctors already and over 5 kind of medications all worthless and spoke to my religus leaders and they did not give any satisfactory answer so please The easiest, not necessarily the fastest, way is called dying of old age. If you're seriously thinking about it, get some help before you do something stupid.

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What's your favourite all-time band? Grew up listening to Rush...although can't say that I care to much for their newer stuff. Give me pre "Grace Under Pressure" Rush.

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Give me liberty or give me....! Please fill-in your immortal quote. a $10 WalMart gift card.

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Personally I can't drink a beer after its been open and placed back in the refrigerator. How many of you can grab a beer from the frig, pop the top, take a few swallows, put it back in the frig, and drink the rest tomorrow? Nothing worse than flat beer.

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What do you think of the people that use self harm to be "cool"? Pretty weenie.

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Miller Lite, less filling or tastes great? No and no.

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How does the success (in any situation) of others affect you? Does it inspire you, are you jealous or indifferent? I'd like to say that it inspires me. But I secretly end up hating that person so much I make little dolls of them and burn them (the dolls) in effigy...but that's just me.

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Do you agree that 'Men are from Mars' 'Women are from Venus' ? (Its an old book about the differences between the sexes) Heck...we're not even from the same galaxy.

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Do you have a drug of choice, or are you high on life? Whenever I need a pick me up, I just take a whiff of my sock drawer.

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Do you consider yourself a "drama king/queen"? If not, how do you feel about people who are? Oh my god. I can't believe you would even ask a question like that. Me? A drama king? Well, I never. Hmphf.

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What would have happen if Eve did not eat that damm apple? We'd be walking around naked. Stupid snake.

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Have you or anyone you know ever been in the National Enquirer? Or any other tabloids? Actually, my next door neighbor is Elvis.

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How to get rid of tension? If I could knit, I'd knit a sweater and unravel it. If I could sculpt, I'd make a statue and bash it with a hammer. If I could balance my checkbook, I'd balance it and then unbalance it again. Since I can't do any of these, I just sit there sulk.

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Do you feel that people who use profane words often in one sentence have a limited vocabulary and that is the reason they use them so often? The...uh...I...uh...I mean...ah sh*t.

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How do you cope with repetitive and redundant questions? Depends. How do YOU cope with repetitive and redundant questions?

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If your internet suddenly went down for the day, what would you be doing instead of this? Something productive?

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What is your biggest grammar pet peeve? (mine is your/you're) Gotta love those "dangling participles"...not only are they grammatically incorrect, they can be pretty funny as well. "Driving home in yesterday’s storm, a tree fell on the back of my car."

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I am a man, and as i man i love breasts! but i have always tried to think exactly why we men like the look of breasts and i can never really say why???? fellow breast lovers, help!! As a fellow male, and a fellow boob guy, I hear that the breast fascination goes back to when you were a wee little baby. If your mother didn't breast feed you (at all, or very little) you have this subconscious liking of all things round and fleshy. Don't know if this theory is true or not, but it does explain somethings.

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Beginners: Do you like Answerbag so far? Pretty neato.

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What would you say to me, in three words, upon meeting me? Who are you?

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What's wrong with George Bush? For brevity's sake, it may be easier to ask "What's right with George Bush?"

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Can the cowards who keep downrating me for answering a question that literally asked for my opinion, show their face and come debate with me please? Yeah...that's a real bummer.

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Why is there so much hate against gays Because they're so darn happy all the time.

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What is your favorite weird food combination? Cheetos and vanilla ice cream.

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How do I encourage reading? Turn off the sound on your tv and turn on the closed captioning.

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Could my ex girlfriend be Satan in disguise? Consulting the Magic 8 Ball..."All Signs Point to 'YES'." Consider yourself lucky that she's an EX girlfriend.

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Does golf put u to sleep, Hopefully not. Makes driving that cart a whole lot more challenging.

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Would you rather walk on two legs or four legs? Why? Definitely two legs. Makes reaching for the jar of peanut butter, on top of the fridge, a whole lot easier.

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What happens if you cross your eyes while riding a unicycle and juggling flaming torches? Juggler flambe.

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It's now the rainy season in Japan. Is there a polite way to ask a lady to remove her umbrella from my butt in a crowded train? Ha ha. Give her your best Michael Bolton smile and say "Arrigato".

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What's the worst thing you can say to a man after he gives a poor performance in bed? "No big deal."

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What's the worst thing anyone can do with duct tape? Using it for its intended purpose.

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Is a good attorney worth his/her weight in gold? Considering the average cost of gold per ounce is $648, and that the weight of your average shark is 4400 pounds(or 70,400 ounces), you're talking about $45,619,200 worth of attorney. Nothing is worth that much. Apologies to any sharks I may have offended:)

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What is the most thing that a boy need to be a man? A really shiny car.

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Will these "50-state commemorative" quarter be worth anything in the future? At least $12.50.

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Hi am i nearly 17 weeks pregnant with my 3rd child and have had a dog hair stuck in my throat for 9 days now and its really annoying me, can any give me some advice without me taking something that might harm my baby Thanx Gargle with hot water and lemon. Don't know if that will work, but I always wanted to say that to someone.

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What 2 or 3 things can you do at once? Just blinking and breathing keeps my mind busy.

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My husband called, and told me that our dog died today, I am so sad I'm having a hard time stopping crying. I'm away from home (business), and have to keep my "happy face" on. Anyone have any suggestions for how I can stop crying? Points not needed. Hey. My condolences. Sounds so cliche, but try to remember the good times. And hang in there...you'll be okay.

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Do you believe in the principle "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" and/or "The friend of my enemy is my enemy"? Absolutely. In fact all of my friends have pissed someone off at some point.

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How do you get knighted? Do something really, really neat.

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How would your life be different if the internet had never been invented? I would definitely have more time on my hands.

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What is your favorite kitchen utensil? My colander. Not only is it functional in the kitchen, it also doubles as a mean drinking hat.

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Do you curse unnecessarily? Sh*t no.

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To be or not to be? Well, then what's the answer?

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What song sounds as though it was intended to be sad, and yet it makes you wanna laugh(or maybe laugh and cry at the same time)? Achy-Breaky Heart. Or was it meant to make you laugh but is in fact just plain sad?

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If you could be a bee, then besides buzzing, what else would you say? "Sweet!"

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My Girlfriend has imposed an Answerbag curfew... Is anyone else living under such an oppresive regime? I think a few billion of our friends in Cuba, North Korea and China may beg to differ.

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I just got a raise!!!!!!! What drink will you buy me to celebrate? Congrats...I didn't get a raise, so first round of water's on me.

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Does anyone play a type of musical instrument and why did you choose that to play Played piano 9 years as a youth. Taught myself guitar a few years ago. Neither of which I would admit to in the presence of a piano or a guitar.

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Did you know that 10:10 is happy time? My happy time is shower time...but we won't go into that here.

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Can identical twins be of opposite genders? Identical means exactly the same. If one is male and one is female, by definition, they are no longer identical.

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What is a good wedding gift to give to a couple who hasn't registered? (This is one of my wife’s questions) Something with monograms on it...towels, robes?

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My real name has 6 letters in the first name, middle and last name, what is interesting about your name? My first and last names have 8 letters, combined...half of which are the letter "e".

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When a fat guy wears a t-shirt in the pool, isn't that kinda like pleading no-contest? Ha ha...absolutely. I say just let it all hang out...you're not fooling anyone with the t-shirt. Be proud of your pudginess.

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Are there long term health effects on people who live in a hot stuffy climate like in Miami FL compared to people who live in a breathe more easily type of environment? Do people in muggy climates have stronger lungs? etc..... No, but they are more prone to wearing white, polyester pants and ugly Hawaiian shirts.

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What do you think is the most revolutionary game console and why? Pong. Before that there were only games like checkers and Yahtzee.

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There was an accident in which a girl fell down.the guy who was the cause fled.i helped her get up.everybody was just watching.one guy commented that i helped her just because she was a girl and i wanted to touch her.what else am i supposed to do? Don't sweat it. Dirty thoughts come from dirty minds. He was just mad you got there first.

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You are in the sea, up to your neck. A huge fierce wave 6ft tall comes out of nowhere, no time to get out or back away- what should you do? Take a deep breath, and swim under the wave.

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SERIOUSLY (no jokes please): What is the MOST important SINGLE character-personality trait or ability the next elected US president MUST have in your mind for you to feel hopeful about the future of the USA? Integrity.

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Have you ever had a conflict of interest between your brain and the rest of your body? Every 5 minutes or thereabouts.

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Does the Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack turn you on? [Any of them.] Actually, I usually turn it on.

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Whats the secret to success? Don't be afraid to fail...

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What have you found in an item of food that shouldn't be there? Hair...the short, curly kind.

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How long could you go without any human interaction before becoming completely insane? Maybe like 11 minutes or something. Definitely a people person.

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What is your favorite book? Naked - David Sedaris. Had a smile on my face from cover to cover.

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I just bought a 2005 honda shadow aero with 16 miles on it for $5250. Is this a good deal? A little late to be asking that question...no?

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Why are all my friends stupid? Maybe you're just too intelligent?

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If God had a favorite food, what would it be? I don't know what God would consider His favorite food, but I can take a guess. Follow this twisted logic: I have a friend (who shall remain nameless) who has been accused, on more than one occasion by girlfriends, of "being a god." (More to the tune of "Who do you think you are...a god or something?") Having been referred to as a "god" and thereby...

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Is it rude for a guy to stick out his hand (to be shaken) before the girl has stuck out hers? I don't see why it would be...unless he has a booger stuck on it.

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What is the first word that comes to your mind? Domineering ;)

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Is it just you or is it hot in here? Still have all my clothes on...so it must be you:)

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How do I talk to teenagers? Lk dis.

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How long should I use a toothbrush before throwing it out? You're supposed to throw them out??

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Are buttons really that cute? Much cuter than Velcro.

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How do I eat right for optimum health? When you go to a buffet table, select the food in the reverse order of what you'd like to eat.

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How do you feel about Adam Ant? I prefer Atom Ant.

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Are you one of those people who enjoy blue M&M's more than the brown ones? Do you do this with other foods? Yes. I prioritize my M&M eating. Always eat the brown ones first and the green ones last.

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I cnt gt mi belly pierced cos sm1 sed that wen u get ur umbilical cord cut some of it is still left on your liver and if they pirce your bely then it myt puncture ur liver and if this hapens u wil need to be on life suport 4 da rest of ur life is this tru Huh?

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If AB were an office, what would everyone's titles be? Bright-eyed, bushy-tailed newbie.

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Apparently I am low on zinc. What can I eat or drink that has lots of zinc? Vegetarians are usually the ones who need zinc supplements in their diets. Natural sources of zinc include nuts and seeds (sunflower, pumpkin, etc). For those not following a vegetarian lifestyle, you can get a lot of zinc from red meats and poultry.

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Has anyone ever thought about slaping some one in the face with a dead fish? Has anyone asked the dead fish how it feels about it?

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How fast is "fast as hell"? 180 degrees faster than "slow as hell".

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What's behind you? Probably something scary with a lot of teeth.

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If you continue to have an affair and don't really know if you want to end it or not with your current partner, how do you proceed, carry on the affair and hope that one day your mind will be made up or what? Here's a thought: Why don't you have an affair on the woman you're having an affair with. And that person you're cheating with can be your spouse...that way you're cheating on someone, but not really. Convoluted?

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Why to people ask a list of questions that seem to be of no interest or concern? For example, How say hello to a Scorpio? How do you say hello to a Virgo, How do you say hello to a Taurus? And they go on and on... Why? Do the words "post whore" mean anything to you?

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I am looking to join a wine club, does anyone have any reccomendations? Make sure they don't use paper cups.

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Do you think, secretly, Paris Hilton is a mad genius? I'll let you know after she finds the cure for chapped lips.

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Are you fond of the word "dido"? Perhaps subconsciously.

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Does underwear really have two good sides? Abso-freaking-lutely...if you don't think so, you've probably never been a college-aged male, running low on laundry money.

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Is it stupid to be twice bitten, and still willing to help others? Nope. Just shows you have a caring heart.

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Whats your favorite college football team. American football. Bulldogs all the way!

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How do I get guys to like me? I'm not that pretty, I'm a little chunky and no one even has a tiny crush on me, how do I get them to look on the inside? Don't just say be yourself. I AM myself!!! Get involved in a lot of after-school activities. Eventually, you'll meet a guy who has similar interests as you do. And since you're in a more casual setting, you're more apt to being yourself.

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Besides your arms.. What do you wash first in the shower? Chest and the pits.

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How does Hugh Hefner tolerate those three brainless bimbos that live with him? With some blue pills and a big grin on his face.

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What do you get a deadbeat dad for fathers day? A Father's Day card, that you had been meaning to send, but forgot to.

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I received an invitation in the mail yesterday to a BBQ/Backyard Party. On the inside it said that the pool was open and to bring a "modest" bathing suit. Please help describe the kind of suit that is "modest". Nothing hanging out.

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Do you love the movie "The Fifth Element" as much as I do? Probably not? Sorry.

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I'm going to California on Monday. Are there any must-see or must-dos I should do? In 'n' Out Burger.

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Would you consider a physical relationship with someone you have met on the net? Yes. And yes.

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At what age did you have your first crush? Miss Kilpatrick 2nd grade...boy could she draw some really round circles.

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Do you have a green thumb and how did you get it? A really big hammer, and a really bad aim.

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Anybody else a Quantum Leap fan? Oh boy...

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Finish the sentence, One day your going to wake up and realize _ _ _ _ _ _ you're awake.

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Whose speaking voice knocks your socks off? Janine Turner...hubba hubba.

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Is anyone else ashamed to be human sometimes? Every time I watch the evening news.

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What do you believe that most people would think you're crazy for believing? That Elvis is alive and the leader of the alien race responsible for anal probes and blowing up cows.

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Whats the wittiest comeback you've ever heard or given? "Yo mama." Works everytime.

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What was your favourite cartoon when you were little? GI Joe and Transformers.

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Which one is your favorite The Flintstones cartoon? Mine is the one where Fred hires a goofy detective because he thought Wilma was cheating. It turned out the love letters were written by him years before and he had forgotten.... The episode where Pebbles and Bam Bam can talk and sing the song "Let the Sunshine in".

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How do you feel about breastfeeding in public? I think people just need to loosen up in general. Only a few things in life are worth getting uptight about.

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Ahhh How do you get up this early? Insomnia?

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What is your biggest pet peeve about the opposite sex? Lip hair.

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Do u like rave music Not on purpose.

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Apparently English food is very bland. What foods could I start eating which aren't bland and are vegetarian? You can actually have a nice meal at a Korean restaurant that has no hint of any four-legged or two-legged critters in it.

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Have you ever found a bruise on your body, and didn't know how it got there? Yes. On every 3rd Monday of months ending with the letter "y".

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Where is the weirdest place you've ever found your bra or other undies? Boxers on a spinning ceiling fan...9 feet up.

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You hear someone really far away say "YUCK!!!". What first comes to your mid? A big puddle of white, chunky vomit.

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What's your favourite thing to order from KFC? Potato Wedges are the best.

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What's the strangest word in the English language? Awkward One of those strange instances where the word and the definition go hand-in-hand.

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Teachers: whats the naughiest thing youve ever done with a student Taught them long division.

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If you were in the middle of a one night stand, and the girl/guy you were with stated to sing "Stop right there, I wanna know right now, do you love me? Will you love me forever?..." What would you do? "I'll tell you in 5 minutes."

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To get your Nintendo to play right, did you blow in the cartridge or wiggle it in place? I wonder who thought of doing that first, and how he or she got the other NES owners out there to do the same.

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Can you lose weight playing with an Nintendo Wii? Considering that you are burning calories just by standing, in theory I would say, "yes" (so long as you're also steering clear of the Twinkies and Ding Dongs).

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What piece are you when you play Monopoly? No one can beat the almighty thimble.

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? Best one I've ever seen: "Why lie? I need a beer."

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Close your eyes and let you mind wander... Now tell me; what was the first thing that sprang to your mind? My hot co-worker.

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I turn my psp on, the intro screen comes on, then the green wave screen and that's it. The game is whirring in the back. You have to hold the power button up for a long time to shut it off. Any ideas? Not 100% sure on this, but under the "System Settings" menu, there is a "UMD Auto-Start" option. Set it to "off." That will keep the PSP from trying to run the UMD first.

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How to get internet on a psp with no memory stick You need to configure your PSP correctly. Do a scan of the local networks available in your area. Select your network. Select the encryption type your router uses (you may want to set your router's encryption to WEP because PSP's have trouble handling the higher levels of security), enter the pass key, and it should work.

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I downloaded a game demo on my psp and I need to upgrde my system software to version 2.81. How can I do this? Actually, I just did this to mine last week. After you turn on your PSP, go all the way to the left towards the settings menu. From there, move up to the "Network Update" icon. Make sure your WAN switch is turned on, and that you have access to the internet from your PSP. Just click on the "Network Update" icon and that should do it for you. If you are unable to access...

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What was your prize in the Cracker Jack box? Nine times out of ten, I got the temporary tatoo. If I was lucky, I would get the little magnifying glass/kaleidoscope thingy.

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Ok, so if I give you an option of "A" or "B," do you automatically look for the "C" that wasn't listed? Depends on the person, and his or her level of "out of the boxness." Someone who is a bit cynical or smart-alecky (like yours truly) will automatically try to be different.

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What colour do you never wear? Why? It used to be pink. But my significant other got a hold of my wardrobe. Now I wear pink at least 3 times a week. Too much?

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