Answerbag: trouble... staying calm's answers

Answer to What are your preferred size boobs?

Tue, 29 May 2012 00:27:02 -0700

What are your preferred size boobs?

Twelve and a half... oh, wait! That's my prefered boot size.

Answer to Tropical storm Beryl just visited us here in Florida. A window leak resulted in wet carpet. What to do? Is this for a professional?

Tue, 29 May 2012 00:23:56 -0700

Tropical storm Beryl just visited us here in Florida. A window leak resulted in wet carpet. What to do? Is this for a professional?

First suck the water up with a wet-vac (or steam cleaner) then pull the carpet and pad back away from the wet aera and dry with a fan. Try to get a good air flow completely under the rug until dry. Good luck. BTW Where are you? We got a few feeder bands here in Cocoa Beach but nothing that would...

Answer to If God can prevent evil, then how do you explain the Star Wars prequels?

Tue, 29 May 2012 00:10:30 -0700

If God can prevent evil, then how do you explain the Star Wars prequels?

I can't. I am at a loss...

Answer to If God can prevent evil, then how do you explain the Star Wars prequels?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:52:10 -0700

If God can prevent evil, then how do you explain the Star Wars prequels?

I can't. I am at a loss...

Answer to Die quickly vs. fade away?

Mon, 28 May 2012 23:49:25 -0700

Die quickly vs. fade away?

I want to go out the same way I came in. Kicking and screaming and covered in blood.

Answer to How big a part does Vodou play in your life?

Sat, 26 May 2012 18:00:22 -0700

How big a part does Vodou play in your life?

I've got a chicken foot and some rum within reach right now.

Answer to When should you not apologize for something you've done?

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:54:08 -0700

When should you not apologize for something you've done?

Anytime you've done the right thing.

Answer to Have you ever wondered if you look like the Mailman or the Milkman?

Sat, 26 May 2012 14:44:59 -0700

Have you ever wondered if you look like the Mailman or the Milkman?

We also had a bread man...

Answer to How can I learn to draw like Gustave Dore?

Wed, 23 May 2012 18:40:13 -0700

How can I learn to draw like Gustave Dore?

I just right click, save picture as...

Answer to >:P

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:02:35 -0700

>:P

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Answer to If you went to a psychic and she was really hot...would you be more inclined to believe her?

Tue, 22 May 2012 21:51:21 -0700

If you went to a psychic and she was really hot...would you be more inclined to believe her?

Naw, there's a really hot psychic down the street from my house with a sign in the window that reads "Going out of business". Shouldn't she have seen that coming?

Answer to What do you think about the Government trying to poison our air?

Tue, 22 May 2012 21:42:27 -0700

What do you think about the Government trying to poison our air?

That's nothing! I want them to admit they faked the moon landing!

Answer to what was your longest journey? from where to where?

Tue, 22 May 2012 21:37:03 -0700

what was your longest journey? from where to where?

Indianapolis, Indiana to Kampong Thom, Cambodia. 8751.8 miles "as the crow flys."

Answer to What is the greatest sport in the world?

Tue, 22 May 2012 19:19:58 -0700

What is the greatest sport in the world?

Beer pong.

Answer to Name one positive thing about Africa

Tue, 22 May 2012 19:18:15 -0700

Name one positive thing about Africa

It's not France.

Answer to Birthers! I get it! Birthers are mirthers. It was a big joke and they just were seeing how many folks they could con. Were you one?

Tue, 22 May 2012 18:50:57 -0700

Birthers! I get it! Birthers are mirthers. It was a big joke and they just were seeing how many folks they could con. Were you one?

No Rosie, I don't think you do get it.

Answer to How come people so easily forget that Obama didn't create the mess he was given?

Tue, 22 May 2012 18:38:12 -0700

How come people so easily forget that Obama didn't create the mess he was given?

I don't believe people forgot anything. They certainly didn't forget some of the campaign promises he made but couldn't deliver on. That's not his fault though. I believe President Obama is doing the best job he knows how to do. Therein lies the problem. You must remember he was the junior...

Answer to What's so wrong with being the crazy cat lady?

Tue, 22 May 2012 17:49:51 -0700

What's so wrong with being the crazy cat lady?

Nothing... right?

Answer to Do you know anyone with the first and last name as your self?

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:20:33 -0700

Do you know anyone with the first and last name as your self?

Yep. I have a cousin with the same first and last names.

Answer to Are you free for the day?

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:51:53 -0700

Are you free for the day?

No, but I'm cheap and easy. :)

Answer to Was Mark Zuckerberg's marriage a calculated scheme to drive up the price of Facebook stock?

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:26:03 -0700

Was Mark Zuckerberg's marriage a calculated scheme to drive up the price of Facebook stock?

Of course, but it didn't work.

Answer to Don't you think Mark Zuckerberg could have gotten a hotter wife?

Mon, 21 May 2012 17:20:47 -0700

Don't you think Mark Zuckerberg could have gotten a hotter wife?

Seems like it, doesn't it?

Answer to Hi all,I'm back after two weeks (almost) of hospitalisation,did you miss me?

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:32:56 -0700

Hi all,I'm back after two weeks (almost) of hospitalisation,did you miss me?

I did, and I hope your better soon. :)

Answer to Three very different singers have just passed. Which one has touched your life the deepest ? How ?

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:29:10 -0700

Three very different singers have just passed. Which one has touched your life the deepest ? How ?

I loved disco. :)

Answer to What are interracial couples called?

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:24:43 -0700

What are interracial couples called?

People. Why won't you accept my friend request? You and Randy K are the only people that have refused.

Answer to Do really believe that the best things in life are free?

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:17:14 -0700

Do really believe that the best things in life are free?

You can't buy love. The sunrise over the ocean. The smell of fresh cut grass. The sound of a babys laugh. The gleem in a young girls eye. Many of the best things in life are free. :)

Answer to Can you not wait to spend the rest of your life with yourself ???

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:07:38 -0700

Can you not wait to spend the rest of your life with yourself ???

No I can't. :)

Answer to What is the first song that comes to mind when i say "The Who"?

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:05:04 -0700

What is the first song that comes to mind when i say "The Who"?

Who are you. It's a love song. There's a place where I know you walked The love falls from the trees My heart is like a broken cup I only feel right on my knees I spill out like a sewer hole Yet still receive your kiss How can I measure up to anyone new After such a love as this ...

Answer to Being Agnostic is just an excuse to do as you please and thus sin. I take this agnostic thing as nonsense, you either believe or you don't.

Mon, 21 May 2012 15:54:20 -0700

Being Agnostic is just an excuse to do as you please and thus sin. I take this agnostic thing as nonsense, you either believe or you don't.

Nothing is certain outside of mathematics.

Answer to if there was a pill that would take away all of your problems; physical, emotional, financial, all the negatives etc...would you risk it?

Mon, 21 May 2012 15:51:39 -0700

if there was a pill that would take away all of your problems; physical, emotional, financial, all the negatives etc...would you risk it?

Anything that good has to have some weird side effects. Anal leakage or something along those lines.

Answer to Are you more "Old School" or are you "New School"/ "modern"?

Sun, 20 May 2012 19:14:18 -0700

Are you more "Old School" or are you "New School"/ "modern"?

Old school with a splash of new school when the grandkids come by. :)

Answer to On the grand scale of human achievement, what do you consider mankind's most profound accomplishment?

Sun, 20 May 2012 18:50:14 -0700

On the grand scale of human achievement, what do you consider mankind's most profound accomplishment?

Twinkies are pretty damn cool.

Answer to I have been away from AB for several years, so what have I missed?

Sat, 19 May 2012 17:30:34 -0700

I have been away from AB for several years, so what have I missed?

Hi John, I imagine the looks of the place have changed. Points system may be different too. Lots of people gone. Lots of new ones. Welcome back.

Answer to What will you pray for to Baby Jesus tonight before you lay your head down to sleep?

Sat, 19 May 2012 02:04:05 -0700

What will you pray for to Baby Jesus tonight before you lay your head down to sleep?

Facebook stock.

Answer to Good ole Drive Ins. Any memories worth sharing about the "Drive-in" theaters?

Fri, 18 May 2012 21:51:50 -0700

Good ole Drive Ins. Any memories worth sharing about the "Drive-in" theaters?

Do clumsy teenage sexual experiences count? :)

Answer to Will you be in the path/plan to see the solar eclipse tomorrow, May 20th, 2012?

Fri, 18 May 2012 21:41:37 -0700

Will you be in the path/plan to see the solar eclipse tomorrow, May 20th, 2012?

No, unfortunately where I am (Cocoa Beach) the sun will have just set. You in for a good show there?

Answer to Are Education Standards Being Lowered Because Students Are Getting Dumber?

Fri, 18 May 2012 02:38:24 -0700

Are Education Standards Being Lowered Because Students Are Getting Dumber?

The simple answer (and the truth of the matter) is that political correctness and multiculturalism have forced the educational system in this country to lower the bar so that they may perpetuate the myth that intellect across all spectrums is equal.

Answer to Why are many mental institutions haunted?

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:56:36 -0700

Why are many mental institutions haunted?

For the same reason that most UFO abductions take place in trailer courts. Location, location, location...

Answer to How often do you use Instagram and Pinterest? Isn't the internet so wonderful with all these cool social media tools?

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:48:37 -0700

How often do you use Instagram and Pinterest? Isn't the internet so wonderful with all these cool social media tools?

They are truly wonderful and cool. I don't use any of them.

Answer to Why did Jesus abandon you?

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:40:14 -0700

Why did Jesus abandon you?

I think he got upset with the way I was acting. (It wasn't an act.)

Answer to If Answerbag were to give all AB members a gift what would you like it to be and why?

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:37:20 -0700

If Answerbag were to give all AB members a gift what would you like it to be and why?

Gun porn. I can't get enough of that stuff.

Answer to Why my silly putty smell bad?

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:35:07 -0700

Why my silly putty smell bad?

It's spoiled. Throw it away and go buy some new silly putty.

Answer to How can I not meet Rihanna?

Sun, 13 May 2012 02:01:39 -0700

How can I not meet Rihanna?

I don't have an answer, sorry. I'm just here because I don't want to meet her either and I'm looking for tips.

Answer to Are you so nervous and stressed that you are about to throw up?

Fri, 11 May 2012 23:22:58 -0700

Are you so nervous and stressed that you are about to throw up?

No,... WHY?!?! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!?! Aw shit! Where's the Xanax?

Answer to Where do I download the Google Android operating system for my Commodore 64?

Fri, 11 May 2012 23:17:22 -0700

Where do I download the Google Android operating system for my Commodore 64?

Have you tried the Commodore 64 website? http://www.commodoreusa.net/CUSA_C64.aspx

Answer to Go to google.Type"your AB username" \space\ "on ANSWERBAG".what was the question in the first result¿

Fri, 11 May 2012 23:07:40 -0700

Go to google.Type"your AB username" \space\ "on ANSWERBAG".what was the question in the first result¿

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2472780 :)

Answer to Oldest-known version of the Maya calendar has been discovered, nevermind, the world isn't ending after all, happy now?

Fri, 11 May 2012 22:59:55 -0700

Oldest-known version of the Maya calendar has been discovered, nevermind, the world isn't ending after all, happy now?

Oh sure, that's what they WANT you to believe.

Answer to What is the best opening line from a rock song? (ok..any song..even country)

Fri, 11 May 2012 22:48:36 -0700

What is the best opening line from a rock song? (ok..any song..even country)

Two trailer park girls go 'round the out side, 'round the outside, 'round the outside...

Answer to Do you understand, I'm the Garbage Man?

Fri, 11 May 2012 22:29:16 -0700

Do you understand, I'm the Garbage Man?

No, but don't let that stop you.

Answer to if eminem died how will it effect you

Fri, 11 May 2012 22:09:35 -0700

if eminem died how will it effect you

It would seem empty...

Answer to Before the USPS shuts down, should we make sure all the workers' guns are taken away?

Fri, 11 May 2012 02:19:09 -0700

Before the USPS shuts down, should we make sure all the workers' guns are taken away?

Yes, and tell them its just a 30 day paid vacation.

Answer to Do you like Stub Hub?

Tue, 08 May 2012 21:44:43 -0700

Do you like Stub Hub?

Hun? What?

Answer to Does anyone know any racist jokes against white people?

Tue, 08 May 2012 21:29:55 -0700

Does anyone know any racist jokes against white people?

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA tour. Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow. What did they white guy do before his blood test? He studied. How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, white men will screw...

Answer to What are all those creaking, popping noises emanating from you?

Tue, 08 May 2012 20:56:07 -0700

What are all those creaking, popping noises emanating from you?

My grandkids call them "old man noises". It's just the normal sounds around here.:)

Answer to So what's the deal with Leonard Peltier?

Tue, 08 May 2012 20:52:10 -0700

So what's the deal with Leonard Peltier?

Depends on who you ask.

Answer to Every state should have a "Stand Your Ground" law like florida.We can all carry guns and shoot whomever whenever. Slaughter/laughter?

Mon, 07 May 2012 00:34:48 -0700

Every state should have a "Stand Your Ground" law like florida.We can all carry guns and shoot whomever whenever. Slaughter/laughter?

Well, I agree with the first sentence but I don't think you fully understand the law. This controversial law has drawn a great deal of criticism throughout the nation though it is somewhat misunderstood by the public. A full reading and review of the actual text of the law and the other laws it...

Answer to Is there a man-sized back scratcher? These wimpy little plactic ones won't do the job.

Sat, 05 May 2012 23:46:48 -0700

Is there a man-sized back scratcher? These wimpy little plactic ones won't do the job.

I use a machete.

Answer to Why does a cat cross the road ?

Sat, 05 May 2012 23:06:58 -0700

Why does a cat cross the road ?

Because its TOTALLY gay.

Answer to Is there any remedies to help someone's memory improve? Anything guaranteed?

Sat, 05 May 2012 22:22:21 -0700

Is there any remedies to help someone's memory improve? Anything guaranteed?

I bought some Ginkgo biloba for that but I keep forgetting to take it.

Answer to Do you know anything about Kondratii Selivanov?

Sat, 05 May 2012 22:13:38 -0700

Do you know anything about Kondratii Selivanov?

Let's see. A religious sect that is against sexual lust but is O.K. with sexual mutilation. It follows they would be celibate, right? I wonder why they all died out?

Answer to Can a 16 year old mare legally date a 48 year old tortoise?

Sat, 05 May 2012 22:04:57 -0700

Can a 16 year old mare legally date a 48 year old tortoise?

Only with the proper permits and vaccinations.

Answer to I am a straight guy but i really like the way thong panties feel, is it ok that i buy victoria secret thongs and wear them

Sat, 05 May 2012 21:56:48 -0700

I am a straight guy but i really like the way thong panties feel, is it ok that i buy victoria secret thongs and wear them

NO, you are NOT a straight guy and NO, it is NOT o.k. that you wear women's clothing. Now, go turn in your man card and get on with your perverted, sexually deviant life.

Answer to The GOP doesn't trust science much. Does that mean there are no Republican scientists? If there are, don't they believe in what they do?

Sat, 05 May 2012 14:54:16 -0700

The GOP doesn't trust science much. Does that mean there are no Republican scientists? If there are, don't they believe in what they do?

Thats right Rosie. ALL scientist everywhere in the world are democrats. Do you see how absurd you sound? That's why the GOP doesn't trust you.

Answer to Have you ever met/talked to a "spook" up close? (CIA/FBI/Secret Service...)

Sat, 05 May 2012 04:20:56 -0700

Have you ever met/talked to a "spook" up close? (CIA/FBI/Secret Service...)

Sure, lots of times. They are just like you or me only more so.

Answer to Why do people report other people's questions just because they don't like or agree with them?

Sat, 05 May 2012 03:31:04 -0700

Why do people report other people's questions just because they don't like or agree with them?

Because they can? Welcome to "user moderation". A system designed to promote abuse and site owner condoned censorship. The simple answer is because that's the way AnswerBag wants it.

Answer to Does yelling intimidate you? Why or why not?

Sat, 05 May 2012 03:19:03 -0700

Does yelling intimidate you? Why or why not?

No, I'm not intimidated. I believe most people yell because of the frustration involved when they can't communicate the idea or thoughts they are trying to convey. I try to be understanding... well, that and I have a gun.

Answer to What would you do if you were a muslim ?

Thu, 03 May 2012 21:14:21 -0700

What would you do if you were a muslim ?

I don't know. Muslim... stuff?

Answer to Can you justify your being ?

Thu, 03 May 2012 21:11:01 -0700

Can you justify your being ?

Achievement validates existence.

Answer to I want to become a Police Officer and I heard that I can get a ride along with a Officer to get a taste of the experience. Help please.

Thu, 03 May 2012 20:52:48 -0700

I want to become a Police Officer and I heard that I can get a ride along with a Officer to get a taste of the experience. Help please.

Friends or family that are already in law enforcement are your best bet. You don't say how old you are but I'm pretty sure they will want you to be at least 18. If not you can ask at your local precinct about the police explorers program. Good luck.

Answer to Criminal Justice, CNA, or medical transcriber? Or should you get your GED? ALL ONLINE!?!?

Thu, 03 May 2012 20:26:47 -0700

Criminal Justice, CNA, or medical transcriber? Or should you get your GED? ALL ONLINE!?!?

Hells yeah! I gots my sossiate from Devry and my massers from Phinoics.

Answer to If we need less people because of automation and technology, then why isn't birth control mandatory?

Thu, 03 May 2012 20:17:00 -0700

If we need less people because of automation and technology, then why isn't birth control mandatory?

Patience. We're working on that.

Answer to Any measurement of time can be divided an infinite number of times, so does any exact time really exist? Or time itself?

Thu, 03 May 2012 20:04:23 -0700

Any measurement of time can be divided an infinite number of times, so does any exact time really exist? Or time itself?

It exists but it's hard to define. It's a part of space and it's flexible. I guess that muddied it up nicely. My work here is done.

Answer to If you could depend on folks to give a complete answer including the 'why' you wouldn't have to ask it. Why don't they always say why?

Thu, 03 May 2012 19:51:29 -0700

If you could depend on folks to give a complete answer including the 'why' you wouldn't have to ask it. Why don't they always say why?

Because.;)

Answer to Do you think that peope who went to better universities are better than others?

Thu, 03 May 2012 19:29:30 -0700

Do you think that peope who went to better universities are better than others?

Of course! That's why they cost more.

Answer to If Mr. Bill and the Pilsbury Dough Boy had a UFC match, who would win?

Thu, 03 May 2012 18:36:20 -0700

If Mr. Bill and the Pilsbury Dough Boy had a UFC match, who would win?

I'll give you even odds Mr. Bill kicks that dough boys ass!

Answer to Will the SUPERMOON last through the weekend?

Thu, 03 May 2012 18:31:28 -0700

Will the SUPERMOON last through the weekend?

Nope. The full Moon has a reputation for trouble. (get it?) It raises high tides, it makes dogs howl, it wakes you up in the middle of the night with beams of moonlight stealing through drapes. If a moonbeam wakes you up on the night of May 5th, 2012, you might want to get out of bed and take a...

Answer to Could Carole King be held liabel if someone imitated "Smackwater Jack" and murdered a congregation with a shotgun?

Thu, 03 May 2012 18:14:44 -0700

Could Carole King be held liabel if someone imitated "Smackwater Jack" and murdered a congregation with a shotgun?

Naw, she's just telling a story. Any good attorney would argue that any action taken was solely the responsibility of the listener. Great tune. Thanks for the memories.:) Is that you on the piano in that one?

Answer to What is the difference between terrorism and guerrilla warfare?

Thu, 03 May 2012 17:37:43 -0700

What is the difference between terrorism and guerrilla warfare?

Tactics mostly. The strategy and tactics of guerrilla warfare tend to focus around the use of a small, mobile force competing against a larger, more unwieldy one. The guerrilla focuses on organizing in small units, depending on the support of the local population, as well as taking advantage of...

Answer to What's One Thing That Mom Used To Say?

Wed, 02 May 2012 17:03:33 -0700

What's One Thing That Mom Used To Say?

Twenty to life is a high price to pay for a few moments of pleasure. and There are very few problems in life that can't be solved with well placed explosives.

Answer to Today, our National Debt stands at $15 Trillion and rising everyday! Do we really want to keep going 'Forward' America ?

Wed, 02 May 2012 16:05:09 -0700

Today, our National Debt stands at $15 Trillion and rising everyday! Do we really want to keep going 'Forward' America ?

I certainly don't.

Answer to What is 'intuition'? HOw often do you use it?

Tue, 01 May 2012 21:37:31 -0700

What is 'intuition'? HOw often do you use it?

Intuition is primal. It's a throw back to our cave man roots. What my head or my heart tells me are often wrong. Rarely is my gut feeling wrong. I use it daily.

Answer to What's a perfect name for a horse?

Tue, 01 May 2012 21:05:38 -0700

What's a perfect name for a horse?

Ben Mockridge: Sure is a nice horse. What's his name? Luke, Drover: You don't have to put a name on something you might have to eat. The Culpepper Cattle Co. (1972) How Many Men Do You Have to Kill to Be the Great American Cowboy? http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0068435/

Answer to Why are you so obsessed with Freddie Mercury?

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:51:46 -0700

Why are you so obsessed with Freddie Mercury?

Freddie just ROCKS! You know, in that not gay yet totally gay kind of way.

Answer to I just got a message from the AB staff.

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:35:19 -0700

I just got a message from the AB staff.

Send a message back telling them they haven't either, and add a friends request. I've had a friends request in to them for over a year!

Answer to Have you ever wasted years on a pursuit, only to be a failure?

Tue, 01 May 2012 20:26:57 -0700

Have you ever wasted years on a pursuit, only to be a failure?

Sure, I have grand kids.

Answer to In your darkest hour, who would you like to be with, Jesus Christ or Buddha?

Tue, 01 May 2012 00:01:16 -0700

In your darkest hour, who would you like to be with, Jesus Christ or Buddha?

How about Chuck Norris?

Answer to Would you like to be invited to join the Pink Butt Society? Gtravels is our president; many advantages of joining, will tell you later ;)

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:48:05 -0700

Would you like to be invited to join the Pink Butt Society? Gtravels is our president; many advantages of joining, will tell you later ;)

The pink butt society... as tempting as that sounds I must respectfully decline. “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” - Groucho Marx.

Answer to why do people hate nicki minaj songs so much?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:42:55 -0700

why do people hate nicki minaj songs so much?

Alleged songs...

Answer to When will the AB Staff get off their lazy chair and fix the glitch of questions not appearing on the front page?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:40:49 -0700

When will the AB Staff get off their lazy chair and fix the glitch of questions not appearing on the front page?

For some reason I miss Randy right now.

Answer to So the cop who peppersprayed a gal in her 30's into permanent blindness...was he just a big wuss or what?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 01:36:02 -0700

So the cop who peppersprayed a gal in her 30's into permanent blindness...was he just a big wuss or what?

If he had beat her down with his night stick would that make him tougher in your eyes?

Answer to My supervisor won't let me take off for my relative's death. What do I do?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 01:00:40 -0700

My supervisor won't let me take off for my relative's death. What do I do?

Depends. Do you want to keep your job? Your supervisor has a stack of completed employment applications five inches thick with people that would LOVE to replace you. You decide.

Answer to As a fellow supervisor, when do you have to grant an employee time off for a funeral? I say if it's not their funeral, THEN GET TO WORK!

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:53:06 -0700

As a fellow supervisor, when do you have to grant an employee time off for a funeral? I say if it's not their funeral, THEN GET TO WORK!

Never! If they want to attend funerals they should get a job at a funeral home. NOW GET TO WORK or I'll fire your sorry ass!

Answer to I'm a supervisor and my employee won't stop whining about me not letting her take off for her birthday. What do I do?

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:48:46 -0700

I'm a supervisor and my employee won't stop whining about me not letting her take off for her birthday. What do I do?

Fire her sorry ass! If she wants to attend birthday parties she should get a job catering.

Answer to why is Wikipedia not considered a credible resource

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:41:49 -0700

why is Wikipedia not considered a credible resource

There's nothing more convenient than Wikipedia if you're looking for some quick information, and when the stakes are low (you need a piece of information to settle a bet with your roommate, or you want to get a basic sense of what something means before starting more in-depth research), you may...

Answer to What are some stupid, lame movie quotes?

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:44:10 -0700

What are some stupid, lame movie quotes?

" Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w

Answer to If you had to join any of the military branches what would you join and why?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:18:25 -0700

If you had to join any of the military branches what would you join and why?

U.S. Army. AIRBORNE! All the way! I'm an old man now but that was more living than I have ever known since.

Answer to Is the sense of enlightenment a delusion?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:09:40 -0700

Is the sense of enlightenment a delusion?

Yeah, probably. If we were truly "enlightened" we would understand just how much we don't know, right?

Answer to Muhammed or Jesus ?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:02:24 -0700

Muhammed or Jesus ?

Open your mind. Expand your horizons. Welcome to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. http://www.venganza.org/

Answer to If you were shooting at an empty car and dislodged the parking brake and it rolled down a hill over a coven of crippled nuns, is it murder?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 16:51:15 -0700

If you were shooting at an empty car and dislodged the parking brake and it rolled down a hill over a coven of crippled nuns, is it murder?

Probably negligent homicide.

Answer to Why is everybody in a rush?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:18:39 -0700

Why is everybody in a rush?

Life is short.